Cum Town | Regular | 11/05/2020
[00:00:07] breaking election news your gay if you vote
[00:00:14] one hundred percent of voters in one hundred percent of precincts are homosexual
[00:00:19] and turns out you're a fucking loser in this country sucks
[00:00:23] we just found this out yesterday anyways we push this one
[00:00:27] we could uh... so we could be provided last election i guess held results we did
[00:00:35] i don't know i guess we're mad or something i don't know yet
[00:00:41] yeah i mean i was i was twenty eight years old so that was the that was the last
[00:00:52] twenty seven i don't know something like the same fuck said same shit almost
[00:00:55] twenty sevens the end of being young twenty eight is the beginning of being
[00:01:00] where jury that it's feet doesn't feel that way
[00:01:13] uh... that would be awesome yeah i'd love to be passed around i would love to be
[00:01:20] a woman's for the team like superhead like superhead i would love to be from
[00:01:24] the whole to be tried out by a group of women i don't love that they'd like to
[00:01:29] like a bachelor of party they have they give they rent a cabin i get a small
[00:01:36] they all suck my dick i eat their pussies for a long time to my jaw hurts
[00:01:40] yeah see every woman i have sex is i tell them afterwards
[00:01:46] your life belongs to me and i'm really not i've only have to have sex with
[00:01:51] okay and i give them a ring that glows when i need a favor
[00:01:55] and it's not necessarily sexual they only know each other because one will say
[00:02:02] and then the other responds the ice is slippery
[00:02:05] okay i've never had sex but i'm at it right right
[00:02:08] that's a fear that would be the thing that kind of my move that's smart yeah i
[00:02:15] and let every every woman know that you've used them yeah my are no more good my
[00:02:19] sex move is uh... is following women around and then in in trapping them
[00:02:25] into a grand scheme of of mutual favors among a network of
[00:02:36] that's awesome bro yeah the shadow does
[00:02:39] and yet they all get little fucking nicknames mhm bomb the shadow you're the
[00:02:46] well anyway that's next thing my thing if you're a group of
[00:02:49] if you let's say three to four three to seven women whatever
[00:02:55] and you're having some kind of girls weekend let me know i'm also willing to
[00:03:02] that's the thing as a groupie as someone who's going to get tried out
[00:03:06] i you don't have to pay for my stuff i'll pay my way
[00:03:09] i just want to get fucked by all you know six or seven friends at a time
[00:03:13] so anyway and and that's the kind of america the joe by and como hair is
[00:03:17] have made possible for a for a little bit of a
[00:03:25] i watched it all at the end rick and morty
[00:03:28] i put it on in the background while working out getting a little exercise
[00:03:34] i forget what i was watching it was because you use apple tv just like it's
[00:03:38] like click here it just gets it for ya just nice
[00:03:42] uh... so i was a b c but they're talking about how trumpet way better with
[00:03:50] and and and and then like i don't know if i forget who they had on a b c but he's
[00:03:54] like that he's all but saying the fucking n word
[00:03:58] trumps message of get money i'm a get mine that resonates with these people
[00:04:04] you're hoping on polls that club i mean that's like one of the most racist
[00:04:10] you see donald trump his hoes the problem is is that their boob
[00:04:15] when he projects a certain type of values
[00:04:19] as we all know uh... black men are incapable of
[00:04:23] understanding anything other than money and other than money and buying and
[00:04:26] selling pussies and so when i when i as a man on television try to think about
[00:04:32] what could possess a black man to vote for the racist orange bad man it must
[00:04:40] that word yeah insert whatever slurry one yeah sure
[00:04:45] that's pretty good i one thing i saw was that apparently hispanic people came
[00:04:54] well hispanic men came out more than they think it's because he'd like called
[00:04:57] joe biden a socialist is like there's no way that's it
[00:05:01] yet that's what they said about venice will have a decade and why do i
[00:05:04] would any of them vote for bernie sanders the cuban's baby but not like
[00:05:08] the i don't know if he did well with cuban's
[00:05:11] he definitely did the fuck he won for any
[00:05:13] i don't know i mean trump yeah no he did i mean trump definitely did but uh
[00:05:18] bernie did well with hispanics in like nevada
[00:05:21] he did well with like mexican america they're all the same
[00:05:25] that they responded to biden's message of it's time to get tacos yep
[00:05:29] and let's take a nap and that that's by c2 that's basically what that guy said
[00:05:34] sleepy joe a lot of a lot of hispanics are voting for donald trump and i the only
[00:05:39] thing i could imagine is that he looks like uh
[00:05:42] like a big pile of uh of uh what's in or i don't even
[00:05:46] who i can't even think of a fucking orange spanish
[00:05:52] a ron ronha whatever swinging a miss i think that's an orange
[00:05:57] what oh that's not good enough i don't remember spanish unfortunately
[00:06:04] what about spanish foods uh flan he looks kind of like he looks like an
[00:06:08] arose compoya a roast con penis that's what you have
[00:06:13] of take a nap under a tree while drunk yeah
[00:06:17] resonates with when he posted that taco bowl from trump tower
[00:06:24] the mexicans loved they ate it up so yeah i guess fucking i guess joe
[00:06:32] you sleepy ass joe's gonna win the fixes in the democrats gana got their pussies
[00:06:37] waxed everywhere else at at four a.m last night it looked like donald trump was
[00:06:41] going to be really like see that's why fucking slip and then we all went to bed
[00:06:45] um before i mean earlier or then and then woke up and joe biden apparently in the
[00:06:51] middle tonight had become the president nice
[00:06:54] um yeah but i mean now democrats are just they got
[00:06:58] they lost the worst case scenario lost in the house in the worst case
[00:07:02] mcconnell has this gonna be not even four years of like fucking just this
[00:07:07] laptop senate investigation after senate investigation of this fucking
[00:07:11] black all of the shit who's only crime is getting
[00:07:15] all the shit hunter did by the way oh yeah it was legalized last night
[00:07:19] uh you can go to half the states in the country and get your dicks sucked by
[00:07:23] a crack smoke and eight year old yeah true from what i on hunters laws what
[00:07:27] they call that you get pussy from any child as long as they're addicted to crack
[00:07:32] mmm yeah your dad is in is the vice president
[00:07:34] i mean basically trump served his purpose he gave them
[00:07:38] the six three on the court and they held the senate and they're probably in the
[00:07:42] midterms gonna get the house back who's saying my main trump's not coming
[00:07:45] back like fucking grover cleveland though
[00:07:48] oh for years later the fucking was i think it's uh yeah it's Garfield
[00:07:52] it's Garfield Garfield yeah grovers from sessar street
[00:07:56] yeah uh i like the sound of lasagna party
[00:08:02] dude trumps coming back with a hard-ass dick in four years to run
[00:08:06] which might be funny he might just fuck up the republicans but
[00:08:10] whatever man this shit is gay do you know
[00:08:14] marin laurin's share to come town clip on his facebook page
[00:08:17] shut up yeah that's huge shut up don't are you lying to me i'm serious
[00:08:21] no it's everything that colin told me well it was the clip
[00:08:24] um he's like uh he's like this guy gay and it's
[00:08:28] used um talking about your life marlin said that about me yeah
[00:08:33] i'm a huge fan that's like this guy's what we call
[00:08:38] in the federali community a gay guy oh my god come on man
[00:08:44] i got so excited that marin laurin's just heard come down no he did it was like
[00:08:48] i was talking about that uh that stand up it where he has this like the
[00:08:52] either a sock or a rag in his crotch yes he pulls it out and wipes it out
[00:08:56] yes yes the king and then it cuts to him doing it
[00:09:00] oh that rocks yeah salute i couldn't see it because i'm still banned from
[00:09:04] facebook yeah i'm not on facebook i just got back on facebook because
[00:09:08] i've been uh perusing facebook marketplace for what
[00:09:11] for uh cock there is a there is gold on facebook marketplace i didn't know
[00:09:15] they had cocked no shut up i'm not looking at you it's actually you can't
[00:09:19] get cock i looked but no there's great stuff out there
[00:09:24] like what if you need a car you should get it on facebook marketplace they got
[00:09:27] furniture furniture yeah it's craigslist has actually
[00:09:30] become like uh well i was going to get pussy on craigslist
[00:09:35] yeah craigslist is now fancier than facebook marketplace
[00:09:39] you got to find people selling like dishware sets and be like how much for one of
[00:09:42] the forks and then they're like i don't know
[00:09:47] yeah and then you're like oh you're in a storia okay i'm in
[00:09:51] prince then i can i can be there in two and a half hours
[00:09:54] right i'm driving up i'm getting in the car i'm driving up wink wink i'm like
[00:09:58] i'm in the i'm already in the vehicle so we're going to figure this out one
[00:10:01] where the other i'm gonna turn my shit up here
[00:10:10] saving it just shoves all the way up my
[00:10:19] the one thing that is kind of nice by decou7 inches
[00:10:27] made i'll be awesome i can't believe you'd let me get
[00:10:30] fucked in the ass dad chill out oh he's getting fucked in the
[00:10:40] eric you're staying late at the church to get
[00:10:45] fucked in the ass you know my dad has all his
[00:10:49] timers and that's now i got to make that everybody's probably this i
[00:10:54] remember that mom was a bitch fucking she was the real
[00:10:56] skylar yeah you know the cool is the seventh heaven
[00:11:00] breaking bad mashup where eric campbell finds out that he has cancer so he
[00:11:04] becomes a Satanist wow he stops being christian
[00:11:08] he starts a metal a satanic metal or becomes he's he's like
[00:11:13] i gave you everything and you gave me fucking melanoma
[00:11:17] that i had to get removed from my ankle so i was just melanoma yeah
[00:11:21] and i had to spend 30 dollars on a copay to get melanoma removed from my
[00:11:30] oh seven to now that fucking hell he's gone he's just
[00:11:38] seven hell seven the seventh circle and he's like now i worship Satan and the
[00:11:44] governor of the town they live in which that that town has a governor
[00:11:49] okay and he stops by and he's like listen uh i heard you doing something a
[00:11:54] little different with your church i'm up for reelection and i need
[00:11:57] some power to help me so i'm um we're gonna team up
[00:12:02] you me and jesse pinkman who's now who's it was one of your altar boys
[00:12:08] who was very promising but he was molested so much that he got into making
[00:12:13] child pornography and eric campbells like you
[00:12:18] help me we team up i know the science and you
[00:12:26] something at you you know the street you have the premise the other side of
[00:12:31] the premise of breaking bad uh-huh yeah jesse knew the
[00:12:36] the trade jesse was a dealer yes so i'm the one that i'll fuck the kids and you
[00:12:41] sell the child and you sell the child oh good jesse that works and then they
[00:12:50] and whoa yeah and so he's like you know he's making all this fucking money on
[00:12:54] the side selling child slaves to hillary clinton yep
[00:12:58] hunter biden and all these guys sure oh don't
[00:13:02] and the wife is like eric you're supposed to be praying you know dad has all
[00:13:07] timers right you know my dad he's got all timers
[00:13:12] yep he's like i'm about to forget my fucking dick in your mouth you know
[00:13:17] shut up i'm the one who knocks that person loose
[00:13:22] i'm the one who you want there's two there's
[00:13:26] there's two sets of footprints on the beach
[00:13:29] and then it's in you know he has to go into the southwest and deal with like
[00:13:33] uh danny trejo for some reason yeah or whoever the hispanic guy
[00:13:37] Gustavo yeah yeah yeah what is Gustavo run
[00:13:42] uh it just makes like the little eucharist crackers exactly yeah
[00:13:49] Gus Fring? Oh nice the chicken king yeah
[00:13:53] who had a boyfriend that he made math with or something
[00:13:56] oh he was gay? The backstory? I don't think he was gay
[00:13:59] um I just think he was he touched the shirt and
[00:14:03] you haven't seen breaking bad? No we said there's two episodes of go
[00:14:06] I forget whatever I don't listen to you know yeah
[00:14:09] we have conversations with your friend you don't fucking remember?
[00:14:12] Everything you say to me off mic I remember he's thinking about pictures
[00:14:16] of himself that he's seen he's having fond memories of pictures of
[00:14:21] himself that he's seen and then occasionally a joke you say we'll
[00:14:25] seep into his subconscious and then he's going to go remember to repeat that
[00:14:29] verbatim two days later is it four days later
[00:14:33] yes indeed listen it's not a life I chose it's a life that shows me
[00:14:47] I'm trying to remember other breaking what else can we jam into that
[00:14:50] bit uh that sometimes this show is like shoveling
[00:14:53] coal you know what I mean yeah absolutely the
[00:14:56] son who uh his legs don't work he had a retarded son
[00:14:59] the ones that change his name to wall in wall junior yeah
[00:15:03] oh yeah so that kids on crutches simons on crutches
[00:15:06] simons on crutches because but the dad broke his legs for being gay
[00:15:09] what do you do like I don't want you walking into the boy's bathroom
[00:15:14] he's like okay dad why did he talk that way
[00:15:17] um from sucking cock yeah well that's eric walked in on him
[00:15:24] eric walked in he's like why are you using my child pornography tools
[00:15:28] to have gay to do something even more disgusting
[00:15:31] to do yeah to be gay to be gay by choice instead of his
[00:15:35] sacrificing children to your satanic energy yeah
[00:15:39] there's a big difference yeah at home he doesn't do anything freaky put it on
[00:15:44] the job that's the only that's the only source for
[00:15:47] satanic power this is gonna be life under a Biden
[00:15:50] administration what that's gonna be every show
[00:15:53] you're gonna have to fuck we're gonna be we're gonna be
[00:15:55] be satan changing all the shows to be that
[00:15:59] and we're only gonna be able to listen to Tupac because it's Kamala's favorite
[00:16:02] and only rapper she knows that's right Kamala yeah those videos are
[00:16:06] just fucking wrong yeah who is your favorite living rapper
[00:16:11] Tupac when they asked her about smoking weed yeah
[00:16:16] you know how I like to get down into cookout
[00:16:20] I don't know if that's exactly what she said that's what she said never
[00:16:23] bait him she's somehow less of a black woman than Hillary Clinton
[00:16:26] Hillary had the hot sauce that's true I keep a bottle of hot sauce in
[00:16:32] my pussy sister Hillary in Africa they call her sister Hillary
[00:16:37] yeah yeah it is it's so funny that she she had to drop out before anyone like
[00:16:43] voted she was that shitty being the last the last he's vice president now
[00:16:49] the last like maybe although she can she could catch this on leech
[00:16:53] maybe the the last fun thing that could happen is assuming they wrap up all the
[00:16:59] court stuff in the next couple weeks we could get senior
[00:17:03] right as Trump lame duck just maybe he'll go goth maybe he'll
[00:17:09] go sad you know there are a lot of what if you try to have a big
[00:17:12] ass statue of himself built yeah he's awesome he tries to cram in evil
[00:17:17] asking he tries to cram in all of his plans that he should
[00:17:21] spend like a million dollars having a sign put up on top of the white house it
[00:17:28] isn't unfurled until the day he leaves it just says gay guy central
[00:17:32] it's like a big Hollywood sign oh i made one last change
[00:17:38] i hope you like it yeah he's like you can have this one of
[00:17:42] seat on supreme court back but this stays what the fuck were people doing like
[00:17:46] outside the white house last night like ready to get into fights
[00:17:49] were they yeah they're like two opposing crowds outside the white house
[00:17:54] really and it's like just go do this shit in your town
[00:17:58] i know what what what the fuck do you think is gonna happen not from dc if
[00:18:02] they're from dc they would be fucking like
[00:18:05] lose like you know khaki losers or fucking actual they're hill they're
[00:18:09] hill people yeah they're not gonna fight over donald trump
[00:18:13] it wouldn't be fucking when oh bomba when i was in college
[00:18:16] and we we walked over the white house to yell and say like fuck you bush
[00:18:21] you gotta go and uh i saw a bunch of titties that night
[00:18:25] really chicks were showing their titties did you get any it was maybe the
[00:18:34] i do too man i hear that story and i think wow
[00:18:37] i wish that could have been me i honestly honestly
[00:18:40] seeing breast at two o'clock in the morning honestly at 20
[00:18:45] years old it was very cool yeah my dick was hard when obama won it was
[00:18:50] very cool did you get any that was probably the happiest america has ever
[00:18:53] been in my life any obama pussy that night
[00:18:57] um i think i actually may have wow potentially yes i did but i had a girl
[00:19:04] that i was oh doesn't count yeah it doesn't count it wasn't like we didn't
[00:19:08] meet at obama eating and none of those girls that were
[00:19:11] flashing tits sucked you off no i was uh i was too afraid to ask you have
[00:19:17] gotten oh dude i didn't have any confidence you're never going to get
[00:19:20] anything unless you ask for it not 20 year old me
[00:19:23] that was uh probably my lowest confidence i think i had been i was in the process
[00:19:30] of blowing it with the girl when obama was elected i have no idea i mean which
[00:19:35] means i was probably drunk yeah you were definitely i remember the night i remember
[00:19:38] the night of the inauguration but i don't remember election night at all
[00:19:41] election night we were hammered i was at my friend
[00:19:44] steve's house and our friend gosta was like they're about to shoot obama
[00:19:50] he was like bang he was watching the fucking speech
[00:19:54] and he just kept going bang he was trying to like oh yeah this speech was
[00:19:58] remembering calorado i mean but yeah it didn't have mile high stadium it was
[00:20:02] pretty epic yeah i mean he had he dragged his nuts across
[00:20:06] and then the dream was that i really should just bring the apprentice back
[00:20:09] tomorrow absolutely oh god while he's in office can you imagine you're in the
[00:20:13] office he could he should he should make and he will
[00:20:17] obviously because he was president he should be in rich to a just disgusting
[00:20:22] degree he should become an overnight he's gonna kick he's gonna make so much
[00:20:26] like make 50 billion dollars will do and then by like just buy the state of
[00:20:31] wisconsin entirely he's he may turn it into like a
[00:20:35] like just velvet yeah just velvet everywhere well i feel like we should
[00:20:39] all just agree as americans just to lie to him
[00:20:44] like knock it like chloroform trump what you should do is get out
[00:20:48] immediately just walk around grabbing women by the pussy
[00:20:52] and then joe biden pardons him yeah yeah to show to show that it's about the
[00:20:57] respect for the artist you gotta have you gotta have you
[00:21:01] you know do you know to be the same with each other
[00:21:06] you know i mean today he's going and he'll grab grab somebody on the
[00:21:12] you know but it doesn't matter if it's tom dick or harry
[00:21:17] you gotta have when we have thank you for voting for me
[00:21:22] and that is my promise yeah and then to the to the america to the end
[00:21:27] they're getting they're getting mad at him for grabbing
[00:21:31] grab they say he grabs somebody but if you if you
[00:21:34] if you're going around grabbing people there's going to be a record of it
[00:21:39] and they're going to have the records it skips it scratches
[00:21:43] that's what hip-hop sounds like my my recollection
[00:21:48] we all we all remember back in the hip-hop days a lot of crime
[00:21:53] and was that the best answer what my bill
[00:21:56] there's a lot of bills does they all does they all did they have mistakes
[00:22:03] you can't it's on tuesday you can't even
[00:22:07] what's come back friday you guys come back friday down a down a ruby tuesday
[00:22:13] you come in and you say i'll call you a faggot and if you have a good comeback
[00:22:19] then you eat pussy for free all night pick any waitress
[00:22:23] she's yours we'll fucking lather her up with honey barbecue sauce all over a
[00:22:27] pussy you can be like a pig in a slop that's what they used to say when i first
[00:22:32] came to to to dover when i ran for biggest dick
[00:22:37] and dover they didn't even they didn't even have
[00:22:43] uh bovila wild wings back then you had to go around in your car
[00:22:48] and find a waitress and you know hold her down and you call your friend on a
[00:22:53] party line back then you had to crank the telephone and you'd say
[00:22:57] bring over the honey barbecue sauce i'm trying to eat pussy
[00:23:03] and biden delivering his victory speech tonight
[00:23:11] democracy has been restored fascism has been defeated is defeated
[00:23:16] and america is safe for at least another four years
[00:23:20] and we now go back to the president who's now demonstrating how he would eat the
[00:23:28] you gotta be as they say always stay away from the sides because the sides is
[00:23:32] like a crust on a peanut butter jelly sandwich we don't remember that
[00:23:35] you'd be a kid and tell your mom tell your mom to cut off the crust here but
[00:23:39] what happens is the crust it go you feed it to the retarded brother you have in
[00:23:44] the attic locked up there and it was his jeans
[00:23:48] that probably caused the hunter situation i love him to death but
[00:23:54] i got look at him and i say hunter you've got
[00:23:58] you've got scooters violence on unclescooter you got unclescooters violence
[00:24:04] in it we obviously we said we used to blow uh
[00:24:08] cigar smoke up through the four board cracks and drive them nuts
[00:24:12] you hear about their bashing his head against the joists
[00:24:26] here tonight the funny the best part the funniest part is how mad Hillary
[00:24:30] Clinton probably is even fucking with no biden biden biden
[00:24:36] probably probably safely say that he won at this point yeah but i mean who
[00:24:39] knows and and uh it wasn't a blowout at all no he's squeaked by and the reason
[00:24:47] it wasn't the reason the democratic party is in such a bad spot now and if he had
[00:24:51] lost it would have 100 been hilly clinton's 400
[00:24:57] for running in 2016 the the mess of the democratic party was created by hilly
[00:25:03] clinton's insistence on running in 2016 despite every half of
[00:25:07] everybody hating her yeah and even the people that like her not being like
[00:25:11] thrilled yeah but she's a girl boss now and
[00:25:15] you know she deserved it she was owed it was her time
[00:25:20] no i was also you can say now is that donald trump got more votes than
[00:25:23] hilly clinton yeah he beat Hillary yeah he won the electoral college
[00:25:28] and he also got more votes yeah you add up both election it's almost double
[00:25:32] it's more than double what she got that's gonna be his speech yeah
[00:25:37] beat her again if you think about both if you have two elections
[00:25:41] i did two of them people voted for me twice as much as joe biden did
[00:25:46] if you add them up so all it would be the popular vote people voted me twice
[00:25:53] joe people the other people voted for joe twice are the ones that forgot they
[00:25:56] already voted that's why they like him sleepy joe he's got a retarded brother
[00:26:01] you know he kept it this is true this is true he
[00:26:05] had him in an attic they beat him to death with bricks
[00:26:10] they wanted to get rid of them i i don't i wouldn't do that with my family
[00:26:15] if i had a retarded brother we'd put them we'd put them in the yard
[00:26:19] put them in the yard get them a nice costume to wear
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[00:26:37] everyone's having election uh anxiety sure you know everyone
[00:26:43] if only there was something like weed uh-huh that calmed you the fuck down
[00:26:48] but didn't make you anxious that's the thing is like we and that doesn't
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[00:27:01] cbd you want to fucking smoke that shit you want to make cbd
[00:27:06] animals i guess you can you know those are your options
[00:27:10] weed is basically legal in this country right now and there's really no reason
[00:27:14] for a workaround but in case that you're still afraid
[00:27:17] you're in like you're Montana or something no i think Montana like it's legal too
[00:27:22] i think it's legal no i think there were like
[00:27:25] five states that went for trump that legalized it
[00:27:28] nice legalize it i think everyone's for it but maybe i'm wrong about that
[00:27:32] adam is probably wrong but what's important that you do is that you go to
[00:27:36] cook you you get cushy dreams whether you can buy legal weed or not
[00:27:41] you know it's definitely legal cbd okay yeah you don't name that you don't have
[00:27:46] to look at a book or anything you don't have to learn the law
[00:27:48] have to make a fucking google search take stops the word for it
[00:27:52] don't go to google unless you're searching you know
[00:27:55] christina richy breasts mm-hmm that's the kind of show you should be searching
[00:27:58] on google not is we legal in my fucking state
[00:28:02] so get cushy dreams which we know is legal
[00:28:05] and it smells like high quality marijuana it tastes like it
[00:28:09] mm-hmm uh and it does but it does in the smokes like it too
[00:28:13] oh it smokes it smokes big you and if you're a fucking loser who hangs out with
[00:28:18] guys that smoke a lot of weed mm-hmm and you keep getting embarrassed
[00:28:23] well guess what just buy a bunch of cbd cushy dreams
[00:28:26] smoke that make it seem like make mcu sweep off loud yeah
[00:28:31] and put that in the siphon see which one of the losers want to pretend
[00:28:35] that they're high right you know and then you can
[00:28:38] then you can punch them in the balls and say this was i got a nice little lamp
[00:28:41] for my living room so it's real dark in my apartment now
[00:28:44] except for this lamp i'm not looking at a moody lamp yeah i sit there and i smoke
[00:28:48] my cbd pre-rolls by myself i love it it's nice dude
[00:28:51] so if you want to be fucking moody like nik
[00:28:54] you want to be like a fucking mysterious
[00:28:57] uh fucking guy from the 30s or some ship but with cbd with cushy dreams
[00:29:07] come town sent yeah and put in promo code come or come town or come town 20 or
[00:29:11] something and if you do that you'll get 20
[00:29:15] percent or 15 percent off yeah all right i'm smoking in my office
[00:29:19] uh-huh and she walks in like a tall glass of you know that you used to call it hoo
[00:29:24] hot milk remember that idea i swear the mail the mailman would come by
[00:29:30] and bring all the milk to everybody and he would bring it bring it to your mom
[00:29:34] or you're on and she would fuck him and that's uh it's like his car she would
[00:29:39] spit it into the rest of the bottle she would hide his
[00:29:42] cum in the milk so your your dad wouldn't find out
[00:29:47] that's the call it's the only way to hide it that was what they called hoo hot milk
[00:29:52] and then your dad would come home and he's like what the fuck is wrong why is his
[00:30:00] and your mom would say like bubble gum and uh
[00:30:10] why is it what's floating up here mhm president biden
[00:30:15] uh it's just nice to feel like the president isn't control again yeah
[00:30:20] just decorum once more yeah just the president of china listening and like
[00:30:25] a headset and like his eyes just going back and forth yeah uh yeah
[00:30:31] much apologies both i do not know what uh you are saying
[00:30:40] thanks for the congratulations because she dreams promo code come town or
[00:30:44] come down 20 that's right for 15 or 20 percent off for 15 or 20 percent off
[00:30:50] did you talk about all the different lines dude they got fucking they got
[00:30:53] hustle they got energy they got dream yeah they got relaxed they got relaxed
[00:30:58] yeah adam pub he smokes with his asshole before he gets
[00:31:01] absolutely pounded he has the the bull top that he rents
[00:31:06] he who he gets off of task grab it hits his work around he gets he hires hot
[00:31:12] guys off task grab it yeah they blow they yeah from ass grab it
[00:31:17] which is gay task grab it yeah and they blow cushy dreams relax smoke
[00:31:22] they shotgun into his asshole s promo code come town it relaxes it it opens up
[00:31:27] better than poppers three lines private reserve ultra premium and premium
[00:31:31] the good shit bro every can size three and a half grams and
[00:31:34] ka and eight mhm basic all movies are called a nate ball
[00:31:39] and we would get it we would go out to the club and you know you'd be dressed up
[00:31:43] like a policeman or a native american and you get an eight ball and you're
[00:31:47] taking it into the bathroom and this is before it's not the new bathrooms
[00:31:51] you still have the guys they were hanging out with guys and girls
[00:31:55] you know they didn't have they didn't have Cox
[00:32:00] back before our women had Cox this is probably the worst Joe Biden impression
[00:32:05] no it sounds bad sounds just like you man i i can't even
[00:32:11] my i've never been hard they say get hard and it's what you don't even
[00:32:19] you don't even you don't even have a penis just any you don't even wipe your
[00:32:23] penis after you pee i wipe my penis Donald Trump is saying he goes to the
[00:32:31] bathroom he doesn't wipe his penis and is that who is that the kind of
[00:32:38] that kind of guy yes yes you got to wipe your penis
[00:32:45] god you know i like everybody was like Donald Trump's gonna be good for comedy
[00:32:50] and i said no he won't no Biden will be great for comedy by the
[00:32:55] rock this will be the inverse yeah and it's bad news for girls
[00:32:59] oh no that because they don't know how to do calm
[00:33:04] well the one thing i say that did soothe me while i was
[00:33:08] you know watching all that election stuff and getting anxious with some
[00:33:11] hard political satire from Sarah Cooper from Netflix
[00:33:15] so that i will say that what it was nice to calm me down
[00:33:19] to see somebody take it to Trump by repeating what he said
[00:33:24] and not doing is that the lip sync girl yeah oh it looks like high quality
[00:33:28] marijuana by the way yeah we said that okay yeah and it's
[00:33:32] grown in california in Oregon yeah well no but yeah that's good
[00:33:38] and it's in calif it's independently lab test oh yeah
[00:33:41] that's nice it's not part of some big conglomerate of labs
[00:33:45] it's its own so this little lab a mom and pop lab you can trust
[00:33:51] up their fucking he's calling they call them uh they call mom and pop
[00:33:55] stores they they call them pooping pee stores i remember that they used to
[00:33:59] because they go in during they get a soda and the hard times and the hard
[00:34:03] knockdays back when you know you bet the squeeze two pennies together to get a
[00:34:06] piece of pussy you go on a pooping pee store you get a loaf of bread it
[00:34:11] comes with a turd and you take the turd home and you put it on the
[00:34:15] mantle above the fireplace and you wait till it dried out
[00:34:19] and you put candles in it and that was hanaka that's how we that's how we did
[00:34:27] Joe you're Catholic you never want to get you there at hanaka
[00:34:31] well we did hanaka we back then catholics were jews
[00:34:37] back in those days you got a they had the catholic church
[00:34:42] was actually the jewish church and the jewish church was the bank
[00:34:48] the jews back then those were just guys who had jobs
[00:34:52] and then the catholics they all got jobs and the jews they had to leave
[00:34:55] now they became guys who just missed the bank
[00:34:58] mmm then we gave them their own country so as i understand it
[00:35:04] so well they say old joe you better you've got to tell you something now the
[00:35:09] jews got their own country so you you're gonna need to start
[00:35:14] the church a church for yourself you're gonna have to everybody's gonna have
[00:35:17] their own church inside their house uh promise
[00:35:24] everybody gets their own church we have uh but talking about
[00:35:28] uh Donald Trump's gonna get rid of preexisting conditions we're gonna put a
[00:35:32] tiny church in everybody's house with little figurines
[00:35:36] and it opens up and you can see here's the steeple and here's all the people
[00:35:45] that would be the church and you could do it on everybody's got had two hands
[00:35:49] they could make a tiny church make a tiny church and we're gonna make the tiny
[00:35:52] church open it up here's all the people here's the people
[00:35:57] in a similar way which the other one will you do then it's your little baby's
[00:36:00] dick it's a pussy no no where you put your two hands
[00:36:04] together you know this that's the baby yeah it's that's here's the baby here's
[00:36:08] the diaper and then oh yeah that one somebody did that to me
[00:36:12] when i was like i remember my parents we went to it was something where you
[00:36:17] like listen to a sales pitch for a time share and you get like free tickets to
[00:36:21] bush gardens right hell yeah so we went and did that and they just put like
[00:36:24] the children in the room like for an entire day while like your parents
[00:36:28] have to like pretend to be interested right a time share whatever
[00:36:33] and there was some kid there that like did the baby penis thing
[00:36:36] right and i was like sure that is one of the funniest things
[00:36:41] oh dude when i first they got to that when i was like oh my
[00:36:46] fucking put her there it was also too he's like oh i was probably like in
[00:36:49] kindergarten or first grade or this was like a like somebody in like
[00:36:53] third or fourth grade immature so i was like this is a grown man
[00:37:01] wiseing me up to the world dude what was the rhyme though i'm forgetting it
[00:37:07] it was he just said here's the baby here's the diaper open the diaper
[00:37:10] whoops maybe that made like a pissing all over you just pissing all over
[00:37:15] remember they're being a piss noise yeah that's i was like ha ha ha i'm not a
[00:37:23] i'm not a bad lot of people think i'm a baby because i wear a diaper
[00:37:28] just because you wear a diaper doesn't mean you're look there's a lot of
[00:37:30] different kinds of babies sometimes sometimes you say baby and you mean a
[00:37:34] pretty girl i mean you see a pretty girl and you say there's a
[00:37:38] baby right there and we go live to the president
[00:37:45] and the president now is addressing the nation uh-huh
[00:37:51] respect can't wait to watch the speech he's got to get all those kids from the
[00:37:56] pool from the corn pop video get him back there it's so funny how bored
[00:38:01] those kids look in that video it would be funny wearing little kid bikini it'd
[00:38:05] be funny if he's sworn in and there's like a second like the
[00:38:08] coronavirus sees it's because the seasonal virus and then next year it
[00:38:12] kills like six million americans yeah yeah yeah
[00:38:17] that would be good and people were like well at least he's not a fascist
[00:38:24] at least we don't have a fascist president
[00:38:32] yeah it turns out having no strategy was actually the best strategy for the
[00:38:40] joe damn joe strategy killed everyone everyone with a big penis that is
[00:38:47] yeah and then we will be left we come out of this and in the land of the small
[00:38:52] penis how about this the three the three inch man that it's an alternative
[00:38:57] an alternative for people looking to cut back on smoking other things i did
[00:39:01] know that yeah oh she's she's reached dot com promo code come
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[00:39:13] that's awesome all right you remember the song lowrider and about the car
[00:39:17] uh-huh goes up and down like an elevator and i always i remember i used to say
[00:39:23] elevator well how come you got elevators and you got
[00:39:27] elephants but they they ain't they ain't the same and that's why you never
[00:39:31] judge a book by its cover thank you mr bison thank you mr bison thank you
[00:39:36] and that's the folksy wisdom that people love
[00:39:41] i would love to i remember going to see thomas edison killing elephant
[00:39:45] and everybody was trying to smooch it they put big big old they got a
[00:39:49] they got fire hydrant paint and they put lipstick on the elephant we all tried
[00:39:53] to have sex with it they were shaved elephant's pussy and put
[00:39:58] back down on its tits we got the whole stick ball team together we we
[00:40:03] back then they didn't have duct tape so we used twined
[00:40:06] tailed tile or coxter together so it would reach the walls of the elephant's
[00:40:12] pussy and we all we all went down to downtown
[00:40:17] new york and came all the way from Delaware back then
[00:40:20] used to walk to new york from delaware by the time we got there
[00:40:25] which was very difficult because you have to keep in mind we tied our dicks
[00:40:28] together and our cox were tied together we did that line
[00:40:32] we uh we did that in Delaware and then we marched all the way to
[00:40:37] New York by the time we get there edison had already killed the thing
[00:40:39] oh the pussy had been fucked and i don't know maybe this expression
[00:40:43] is lost to time but you can't fuck a dead elephant
[00:40:48] it turns out you can though it was actually the lesson we learned
[00:40:53] people used to say that by the time that's where it came from because we did
[00:41:10] oh man just ate fucking eight little new z's with their dicks tied
[00:41:15] going to town on a fucking elephant yeah just
[00:41:18] orphaned by them came all the way from scranton
[00:41:23] hey you joe biden the guy with the retard brother in the attic
[00:41:31] listen we're all going to tie our dicks together and go fucking elephant up in
[00:41:39] listen flip top either you tie your cock the mind with this twine or you're a
[00:41:49] that's all i i i i experienced but bully myself that day
[00:41:56] so i know what it's i know how it feels to be
[00:41:59] you know get your dick tied to get your dick tied stuck inside elephant
[00:42:04] get your dick tied to jeeves balls stuck inside
[00:42:07] all of them trans trans bathroom kids saying that they're getting they're
[00:42:12] being sues suicide bullied in class and i know that because i've got my dicks
[00:42:21] they had to cut the elephant's pussy open with a jaws alive
[00:42:25] they those were new at the time back then it was an actual shark
[00:42:31] i guess how they got the shark the bite that's right you had to fuck it
[00:42:35] somebody else had to be hook the shark it was a fuck economy
[00:42:40] and that's where we're bringing back is the fuck economy
[00:42:44] the sex workers it's a sex workers you as a
[00:42:48] a binder administration will be the number the the most
[00:42:53] it's for the entire cabinet for the only fans
[00:42:56] and we are going to show you our pussies
[00:43:00] and join me here for in a prayer in a prayer for every pussy
[00:43:05] and i think you can do is you can buy a ridge wallet
[00:43:08] oh wow that's not the other thing is like they got
[00:43:13] a uh everybody's they've got you got to put all your money in it but then you
[00:43:18] forget it and then where's your wallet go
[00:43:22] it's a great point yeah i'm always forgetting my money
[00:43:27] you know where the you know when you lose the copy and you can't find
[00:43:32] the copy for ridge wallet because you did put it in the folder
[00:43:35] walls as we don't read and it's been a while you don't have the
[00:43:38] pdf i really happen to have them back though pdf pussy dick
[00:43:42] fuck that's what i thought what is that what it is
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[00:43:54] what fucking i i use it that's right because it's an
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[00:44:00] shit he's like i really use this bro yeah this knife that's an alarm clock
[00:44:04] right right right right but i remember because like i did
[00:44:08] i did like legion of scanks or whatever and he had one of these and i was like
[00:44:14] but it takes like maybe like two or three days to get used to
[00:44:18] yeah because it's a front pocket wallet it's not the traditional back pocket
[00:44:23] that's not the fucking point that's not the point you're used to having
[00:44:26] no you're used to sitting on a copy what do you mean i'm having an
[00:44:29] honest moment with you you're trying to fake it your butt is used to sitting
[00:44:33] down i have never even with a traditional wallet put it in my back pocket
[00:44:37] never how about maybe you do when you're out in the park after you make your
[00:44:41] ass look fatter yeah does anyone want to steal my cash
[00:44:50] just hope no one takes my i hope i hope it is central park five doesn't
[00:44:56] put a stone across the back of my head on rape me
[00:45:00] five but i'm hoping for a central park eight and a half i'm looking for a central
[00:45:04] park eight and three quarters just leaving a trail
[00:45:08] a trail of pennies at least directly into my ass
[00:45:13] no i wouldn't do that yeah so the reason it takes a little bit to take get used to
[00:45:17] is because it looks fucking weird it's like two little fucking slights
[00:45:21] slats of metal within the last i got that because they gave us a couple
[00:45:25] and i got i get the carbon fiber one and i i think i gave the aluminum and
[00:45:35] yes i never got one so maybe just i think i gave it well they don't make
[00:45:39] they don't make big fat guy wallets i don't want to there's not enough room in
[00:45:43] here for first of all i don't even have a wallet
[00:45:46] so thank you very much what do you have i have a little fucking case on my phone
[00:45:49] he keeps he keeps individual uh i don't whatever nicks about to say
[00:45:53] i don't all of his bills he bakes into fortune cookies
[00:45:57] so anytime he has to spend money around a big bag
[00:46:00] he gets a little true so that cost a hundred dollars i've
[00:46:03] eat a hundred fortune cookies before buying it yeah
[00:46:06] don't be like star roast get the ridge bottle
[00:46:10] it's true it's a weight loss program i love the same it came with like a
[00:46:14] screwdriver the this like in case you need to tighten it but i've had it for
[00:46:18] like fucking two years and i've never needed like tight i don't know what
[00:46:20] the and i will i will i guess if you're a darly does use it
[00:46:24] as your if you're a dumbass it stretches out the elastic because you're like i
[00:46:27] don't know where my cards are maybe that's a problem
[00:46:31] but i'm good i'm good like with it usually like you can use it with one hand
[00:46:34] hell yeah yeah i love that and you can push the cards out a lot of people
[00:46:37] listening to you can be jacking off and getting your card out i have parking
[00:46:40] synceds to see yep nicks shaking something fierce i have
[00:46:43] yeah i have i have muscular dystrophy and and even i as a disabled person you can
[00:46:50] use the wallet have no trouble using this yeah
[00:46:54] yeah i uh but it would be funny if i was like a
[00:46:58] paraplegic yeah we're doing the show and if you're in a wheelchair yeah
[00:47:03] that would be awesome that would be a good trump card for you to get in
[00:47:06] complete trouble and then just bust out the i'm
[00:47:09] yeah actually in a wheelchair uh i was like i don't know why it made me laugh
[00:47:14] so hard but just imagining using one of those motorized
[00:47:17] chairs just that's it just because yeah but just like
[00:47:22] i can't because it's such a dumb obvious bit but like just being like oh i'm
[00:47:27] just i'm tired the ones we have to control with
[00:47:31] your mouth yeah just like fuck it but like the same
[00:47:35] hostress steven hawking yeah and people being like what what's your disease i'm
[00:47:39] like i'm just i'm just walking away from the
[00:47:42] sleeping it's been a long day it's been a long day
[00:47:47] and i want to get a fucking bath i want to get a fucking sponge trying to get a
[00:47:51] tongue bath from a tie didn't steven hawking get his
[00:47:54] get jacked off by the lady that was changing his diaper yeah he faked uh
[00:47:59] the the steven hawking's disease so he could have a lady that changes his
[00:48:03] time it's going to god i heard he he fucking yeah
[00:48:06] yeah i saw it on a youtube this guy that does tv wonder isn't blind marisole
[00:48:11] did you know that the center of the universe is my asshole if you lick it
[00:48:22] nice very good i need none all day well there is only one way to find out
[00:48:28] do not wipe the sazon off your lips before you do it
[00:48:32] what does what does this computer voice i knew somebody that could do
[00:48:36] steven hawking perfectly that's not one you need to do perfect
[00:48:39] but he could do the robots go i am gay sure but i mean it does add something
[00:48:44] to it sure yeah it's not work you're not worse off
[00:48:47] doing it perfect for universe the universes you
[00:48:52] meet what you every every impression you don't know starts or ends
[00:48:56] and meet what this is projection no it's absolutely not
[00:49:00] you're doing what big old burgance meet what i just say
[00:49:03] i'm not good i've never claimed to be a voice guy
[00:49:06] yeah but your bill Cosby ends up as me i'm more of a voice obvious i'm not a
[00:49:11] voice guy you're you're closer to voice guy than i am i've never
[00:49:15] thought i don't do voices maybe you could if you you know it's stopping
[00:49:20] from being a voice guy fear no cowardice i'm too old to be afraid
[00:49:26] no you you don't want to be known as a because you're a better comedian than
[00:49:30] voice guy you don't want to be known as a voice guy
[00:49:33] and fail at it you know they say that people who are afraid are actually
[00:49:39] fucking they got a bunch of shit in their brain
[00:49:42] are you serious yeah what the old guys are ridgewell would say
[00:49:45] uh this me christopher christopher meloni
[00:49:52] i can not only can i not do the impression i don't know any other people's
[00:49:55] then anybody recognize this character is the guy from i think he was in the
[00:50:05] i think he was one of the guys in the front
[00:50:11] yeah just looking at some woman you're going to try and flock after the show
[00:50:15] ma'am maybe you can recall some sperm out of my penis
[00:50:27] yeah you just be able to fuck girls after the show
[00:50:32] i remember when we were doing we would come out here we were like rock stars
[00:50:35] politicians yeah fuck girls after the show you know
[00:50:39] bide was getting so much pussy yeah when i looked in Austin there was a
[00:50:43] guy that was like do we really do have to finish the
[00:50:46] original yeah yeah what's the code um it's uh and it's a beautiful product with
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[00:51:01] hmm for 10% off they gave us our own website
[00:51:04] ridge.com shut up dude i'm sorry shut up jesus christ
[00:51:11] let's say you don't come on jesus finish the road the hell up shut up
[00:51:16] come on do covid-19 cases surging nationally
[00:51:19] wow sounds like god is a little unhappy about the results
[00:51:23] something election there's no other way to read that
[00:51:28] it's fucking god dude mmm fucking piece of shit what's the pope up to now it's
[00:51:33] like every two weeks of hope psych it's actually it's good to get fucked if you
[00:51:37] get fucked in the ass you are like god yeah i don't know he seems kind of cool
[00:51:43] i like him he's a Argentinian yeah not a nazi
[00:51:47] yeah he's one of the one of the good he seems not to be flashy he's probably
[00:51:51] not having gay sex yeah he doesn't like fancy stuff
[00:51:54] he probably would be straight but isn't because he's a asexual people used to
[00:52:00] say that about JP too that he got pussy before he became a priest which is
[00:52:04] cool yeah come rid.com slash com 10% off your order i
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[00:52:33] jumper up is out for delivery wonderful brother you guys start jump
[00:52:36] roping again okay yep it's really good it's really good
[00:52:38] it's really good niggas in a double Dutch team with some neighborhood girls
[00:52:41] ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
[00:52:46] yeah double are you laughing at me laughing at you um yeah i'm
[00:52:49] the it's reversing the the sarcastic laugh back you guys actually are both on
[00:52:54] a double dick team and it's when you suck dick now you know what i found
[00:52:58] out today you know what i found out today what kangaroos
[00:53:01] have double pronged penises because kangaroo chicks
[00:53:05] have a double double pussies that's pretty tight actually i wonder how i
[00:53:09] haven't found that i found i found in uh the hard way
[00:53:12] yeah you just have to suck a kangaroos dick just to get on the boat
[00:53:21] what boat mr president you should take a boat if you want to go to england back
[00:53:25] and they you had to go through australia that's true
[00:53:33] from dover to london dover to callei the cliffs of dover
[00:53:39] is that about dellaware yep yeah the beautiful cliffs of dover dellaware
[00:53:44] um i think this is an appropriate reaction to this boring dog shit
[00:53:49] election is to have a boring reaction to it yeah
[00:53:53] but to still stress election update i so give a shit i mean how the fuck does
[00:54:00] anybody care at this point after the last four years
[00:54:05] yeah how could you give a shit about anything i
[00:54:09] kind of i wanted to i wanted to burnie i was hoping burnie oh yeah
[00:54:13] bernie was if bernie was in the make my dick would be hard i'd be watching
[00:54:17] everything since the south carolina primary up in
[00:54:19] i've been checked out dude i remember when we thought bine was
[00:54:22] absolutely toast he was so bad in his bitch ass one south carolina who gives
[00:54:26] a fuck and then no bomber obama got off the fucking
[00:54:31] hand glider x was in with fucking richard branson he was like oh
[00:54:35] i'm gay and they're doing a gay 69 on the hang line everybody got him over
[00:54:39] drill yeah and then peep but i just like okay
[00:54:45] and then uh fucking amy clobotro was like oh i'm a little bitch
[00:54:49] hi yo what's she doing now what's close club knob a chart could do
[00:54:55] up her husband got covid oh i think he he got through it
[00:54:59] oh i guess anderson cooper accidentally called twitter
[00:55:02] clitter hell yeah wow dude he's probably straight
[00:55:07] he's been lying oh yeah he's dude he was lying to get his
[00:55:10] fucking career ahead yep and now it's proof that he likes pussy let's do
[00:55:14] some we declaring victory claiming that fraud was
[00:55:17] being committed and making false themes on on clitter
[00:55:21] on excuse me on twitter essentially saying that
[00:55:24] wait wow great straight much i love the media this guy's fucking straight
[00:55:31] but i think what you're saying about trump like the news i can't get enough of
[00:55:35] it dude why don't you hit more of that it was giving let me hear some of the
[00:55:39] news the hits from the news me no love your phone
[00:55:45] whatever okay no i think what you're saying about
[00:55:49] people being wrong about trump being good for comedy is
[00:55:52] absolutely right like it it's going to be nice to like not care who the president
[00:55:55] is anymore we can all move on with our laws well he was
[00:55:59] good for comedy because he was doing all the bits yeah
[00:56:01] by his heart he was going to laugh at yeah so is kamala she's fucking lame
[00:56:08] yeah in the differences you would laugh with trump yeah
[00:56:12] i think it'd be nice if i was trying to say this earlier but
[00:56:15] if we all like agreed to lie to trump that he's still the president like
[00:56:20] knocked him out for a day built white house too
[00:56:22] and then just Truman showed him so we could keep watching the the show that
[00:56:27] we were watching so we could yeah keep getting some nice fucking
[00:56:30] yeah dude press conferences well the thing is set up fake campaign rallies
[00:56:34] for him see like what bits he's throwing he's doing on the road
[00:56:37] i'm gonna miss it you know he's dude he's gonna have trump tv he's gonna be
[00:56:41] around forever dude but his guys like you know there's something special about
[00:56:47] how hard they go for him he's gonna run for president again
[00:56:50] the fuck why wouldn't he how old is he 73 who cares it doesn't matter
[00:56:54] you know he's running again he's gonna live to 100 he loves running dude
[00:56:58] he loves the road yeah you know they're gonna fill up
[00:57:02] fucking arenas for his ass yeah what we got to do is get a fucking sniper
[00:57:12] you know i'm saying and i won't say anything further
[00:57:16] you want to kill seo and you said to my own first of all so and you
[00:57:20] seo and you's good with me it's full that she's named after a moral combat
[00:57:25] yeah i'm cool with her but i'm just saying what's so done they are made in
[00:57:29] spanish spicy bread yeah spicy mayonnaise i thought so
[00:57:34] it's an aioli yeah that's her ancestor which is back from the village
[00:57:40] at the spiciest pussies that tasted like mayo i'll tell you i could go for some
[00:57:44] spicy bread right now you got spicy what is that i don't know
[00:57:48] i'm i'm gonna invent it like a cheese stick now i'm gonna invent that dish
[00:57:52] it would have to be it would have to be or bridge something like jubato
[00:57:57] getting on tinder and inviting latinas over i'm i'm looking up some soda mayora
[00:58:02] tonight if you wanted to come over and experience your culture it does
[00:58:07] sound good like you've never experienced it before
[00:58:10] oh yeah that's all i'm gonna shove food in your pussy i'm gonna put
[00:58:14] fucking a sliced bread with uh now put on to put on this
[00:58:19] rings in case i need favors these rings i can summon you and the other
[00:58:26] it's part of the shadow nicks pussy angels
[00:58:33] well adam what's new is um i heard you made a
[00:58:38] plan with a friend of ours to go to the batting cages and that friend invited
[00:58:42] me so i just hope it's okay if i come with yeah
[00:58:46] certainly all right i might what else is anyway i'm busy um
[00:58:52] you want to come on friday no i was telling nick i'm busy and i can't
[00:58:56] come anymore no someone else here but i'm i'm
[00:59:01] i'm talking about the batting cages soon so i'm talking to you i was already invited
[00:59:05] actually i'm talking to nick and i'm saying i'm busy i can't come
[00:59:09] anymore all right so i'm not about necessarily
[00:59:12] the batting cages he'll know what i mean but you guys made another plan well he'll
[00:59:17] know like i don't know why the fuck you got to
[00:59:19] stop her splitting it we're going to cheesecake factor to split the menu
[00:59:23] we do the tasting menu you do the tasting menu cheesecake
[00:59:28] i i remember i rented the whole cheesecake factory we should get we should get
[00:59:32] tuxedos and tophats to go to cheesecake factory and just
[00:59:35] do like the entire thing all of it hand the menu back what do you think that would
[00:59:40] cost it's really 350 no it'd be like two thousand
[00:59:44] dollars i think let's do it no it's more than two thousand
[00:59:47] million stuff um there's not what are we going to do get three tuxedos
[00:59:51] yeah come on man we can get a third time then people are going to be like what
[00:59:55] are you the three tenors and then we're just like no it's going to be
[00:59:58] embarrassing rather than than the two john wicks
[01:00:01] the two don't john wick doesn't wear tuxy where's the tuxy no he doesn't
[01:00:05] wear the roll box he wears a tuxy everyone knows that he's got
[01:00:08] tails yeah the top hat they'll be an umbrella john wick and he's always doing
[01:00:13] this with his hands that's really really scary
[01:00:21] this is this is yeah well i'm captain john wick
[01:00:25] i've seen the movie dude i know all that's not in the movie i've seen i'm familiar
[01:00:30] with john wick i've seen it i know all about it and all the cool lines i know
[01:00:35] what he dresses like all right you're not going to prove that i haven't seen
[01:00:39] john wick because it's rated r so drop it so just drop it
[01:00:42] just drop it i'm allowed to see rated r movies and he has seen
[01:00:46] and i have not only is he allowed but even and he's not afraid of
[01:00:49] he's not even if he was even afraid of rated i'm not afraid of rated
[01:00:54] i'm afraid and he would break the rules if he wasn't allowed yeah if i wasn't
[01:00:59] allowed i'd be seeing them anyways rated r isn't scary and a little bit no not
[01:01:03] even i thought you said no i i've never said anything like that
[01:01:07] you kind of no roller coasters movies and stuff that all the grown-up stuff i
[01:01:12] do halloween stuff is that scary to you no no
[01:01:20] yeah no that stuff's cool i'm not afraid i smoke cigarettes too
[01:01:24] and i drink beer yeah sorry it's big well when i watch
[01:01:29] the radar movie yeah i watch radar movies i like to get
[01:01:32] fucked up off six i get a lot of smoke so much
[01:01:35] sigs maybe my friends are getting messed up off sigs when
[01:01:39] watching we're getting some but we're getting buzzed off sigs
[01:01:43] and i don't even need to get used to get fucked up by watching radar movies
[01:01:48] back then they called it they called it snuff
[01:01:50] and we were hanging out and we'd watch it and man getting beaten to death with a
[01:01:54] hammer on eight millimeter and that was a Tuesday call that a Tuesday night
[01:01:58] special it was a guy called named ricki who
[01:02:01] come by and a little eight millimeter he had set it up and we projected on the
[01:02:05] side of the auto body shop down in downtown dover
[01:02:08] and it was a clip of a chinese guy being getting his brain
[01:02:12] bashed in with a ball paint hammer up in door chaser
[01:02:23] welcome to america 2021 ladies and gentlemen yeah
[01:02:27] next year is going to be better guys yeah it's it's only up from here