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Ep. 233 - Gods Earth

Cum Town | Regular | 11/11/2020

[00:00:00] We're playing
[00:00:05] Yeah, so
[00:00:07] So it's like me at like a park bench, okay, and I've got a blindfold on with those little chest clocks
[00:00:12] And I like I pull my pants down and I tie my balls on top of my dick
[00:00:16] And then show my dick in my ass and I hit the chest clock and I go shop shooter
[00:00:22] People are like yeah, he was in Vietnam. Yeah, he was Vietnam. He was the best at putting his
[00:00:27] balls in and out of his ass. Yeah, that guy's a veteran. I
[00:00:31] Thought I thought you've met chest clock like a flavor of flavor. I just remember that there was a scene in
[00:00:38] You know put your rifle together, right?
[00:00:40] But the yelling sharpshooters from that that Hulu miniseries about leaving Oswald. Oh, I never saw that
[00:00:47] I never watched it. It's good. It's James Franco's based on some Stephen King book. Oh, isn't that you go back in time?
[00:00:52] Yeah, Chris Cooper is like a diner owner
[00:00:54] He's like or we can stop the Kennedy shooting Chris Cooper the guy that did he's the dad in
[00:01:02] And in
[00:01:04] Yeah, American Beauty. Yeah, the gay neighbor Chris Chris Isaac is who I'm thinking. Yeah, Chris Isaac
[00:01:11] What a wicked game to play
[00:01:14] Stick your dick
[00:01:16] I
[00:01:23] You know in jail
[00:01:29] Besides exactly got a DUI
[00:01:32] I'm gonna jail cell in Nashville and guess what the song did not work. Yeah
[00:01:40] Yeah, he was a number you're a my friend Steve Earl told me if you ever want to not get raped in jail just
[00:01:48] Let those pipes fly boy. Let him let him know what kind of what kind of magical how you got in
[00:01:55] That was some of the worst advice. I've ever received in my life. I
[00:02:00] Did four years on a third DUI and I probably had sex
[00:02:04] Let's see 365 days times four that's about 1,300. I probably had sex with men
[00:02:14] 16,000 times
[00:02:21] It was non-styled
[00:02:23] There was a guy who smuggled in a
[00:02:26] There was a guy who smuggled in a little
[00:02:28] That's a little cassette radio planned they had a cassette tape with the Looney Tunes factory
[00:02:42] Guys coming and going from that cell Wow
[00:02:45] Game to play
[00:02:49] Make me have sex with everyone in the jail
[00:02:52] Oh
[00:02:56] On that rhythm and then it was actually Steve Porcaro that came in for produce on that album and he said what if we went with
[00:03:06] more of an R&B style
[00:03:09] Production rather than the Looney Tunes factory music and that's what made it a hit
[00:03:14] because honestly I just I wanted to keep it as the Looney Tunes factory music and
[00:03:18] And as backing vocals have a porcupine Elmer Fudd
[00:03:23] Mmm. You just bet. Yes. The original for you for the song was bragging to not be raped. Yeah
[00:03:31] It was a parody song
[00:03:33] It was gonna go on a on a Hanukkah album
[00:03:39] Chris Isaac Hanukah my father's dead. I don't know what Chris Isaac sound like someone pull up a Chris Isaac
[00:03:44] He's talking boys. Yeah, I'll look it up
[00:03:47] What a wicked game to play. He was a one-hit wonder
[00:03:59] See you see the fellas I played gay chicken with they did not respect the rules they were actually gay
[00:04:05] No matter after you tapped out or what it's like was gonna keep doing gay shit
[00:04:10] It's like playing regular chicken with a jihadi hardest
[00:04:24] Good answer
[00:04:26] Yeah, we heard you was getting raped. Yeah, you're an Australia's most popular show people have been raped in the morning
[00:04:33] It's 8 a.m. Good morning, Sydney
[00:04:35] We're talking to Chris Isaac's who was raped in jail over 10 years in times
[00:04:45] You swallowed heaps come we hear you had gay seeks to the loony teams theme song
[00:04:53] Well, it was a rape I would call it sex. There's Australia is one of my favorite places. You know it used to be a jail
[00:04:59] What? Yeah, it was a prison colony originally
[00:05:08] I gotta get out of here
[00:05:10] It was just a bunch of blokes raping a bunch of mates and that's where I wrote Walt's and Matilda was when I was in Australia
[00:05:17] I found out it was a prison. I suddenly started having flashbacks to
[00:05:21] You know Leroy and the guys holding me down playing that loony tunes music
[00:05:26] Just pulling a bed sheet over the bunk and getting that loony tunes music fired up and just
[00:05:34] Just just pumping fire into my soul
[00:05:38] To this day if I'm watching an episode of Loony tunes
[00:05:41] Yeah, my asshole will open up the sound of a man eating carrots with his mouth openers
[00:05:47] I tell you that'll that'll put me right back in the bushes basically. I'm in the high jungle
[00:05:53] There's a smell of napalm all around me in a lot of ways being raped in jail is my Vietnam
[00:06:01] That was my generation
[00:06:08] I just got a Vietnam
[00:06:15] The option to go to Vietnam
[00:06:17] At least that kind of trauma would have gotten me parking spots
[00:06:26] They should have that there should be special parking spots for guys who were raped in jail. Yeah, they are vets pregnant women get it
[00:06:33] Yeah, this should be this should be a way of the DMV you can get I was raped in jail plates
[00:06:39] So you say just jail rape not regular rape
[00:06:43] Just jail rape, okay
[00:06:45] The most honorable because it's something it's involves the community. It's a type of service, right?
[00:06:49] It happened it happened in a government facility. Yeah, I mean you're not a veteran if you get shot
[00:06:55] That's true, you know, well then I guess maybe just getting raped in the army. It would make sense now those guys
[00:07:03] Okay, now they're disgraced
[00:07:10] Anyone gets raped we're in the uniform
[00:07:12] Autolerate a lot of what we'll call off-color jokes on this show. Yeah, right
[00:07:17] You got a draw on you will not disrespect the army by bringing up those degenerates
[00:07:23] Who got raped be clear. Yeah
[00:07:31] Just so they have their own separate uso show where Chris Isaac's place
[00:07:36] We'll all be over here watching pitbull that's right
[00:07:42] And then the guys who got punked out they can go see Chris Isaac's in the tent that's shaped like a giant bunk bed
[00:07:53] Yeah, the whole special tent everything
[00:07:59] This is a big county jail bunk bed
[00:08:01] The size of a hanger that they all watch Chris Isaac's and wow
[00:08:08] So good to be here in New Zealand in Australia, right? Not again
[00:08:14] What a wicked game to play
[00:08:18] Tricking me and I know on the difference between Britain and Australia
[00:08:23] I'm trying to go to New Zealand, bro. Yeah, I'm trying to be out get some key we pussy
[00:08:28] Yeah, maybe fuck the prime minister over there since she knows how to control corona laura weird
[00:08:33] They don't have enough conflict. They don't have interpersonal conflicts
[00:08:38] No, it's an asshole there, you know, that's not
[00:08:40] Yeah, sounds like it's apparently one of the nicest place you wouldn't get it because you like Chinese who are all assholes
[00:08:47] You like a society that is well, there should be
[00:08:50] We also I there should be a little bit of like you should have the option to not talk to homeless people if you don't have the time
[00:08:57] You know, I mean, I feel like New Zealand is not one of those places. Yeah, it's like you have to talk
[00:09:02] You have to talk one who was like take them to the library. There's only one guy though
[00:09:06] Everyone gets their week with the one home. You gotta let him come into your house and take a shower
[00:09:10] Right. Yeah, they're their their relationship with native culture is so funny because they're trying like so proud of it
[00:09:17] It's so hard not to do it the way we did it where they're like, let's fuck a name uponiac after them
[00:09:22] Or the way that australian americans are like oh you we don't want to be named uponiac like all right
[00:09:27] Well, then fucking enjoy your like fake town in the woods. Yeah, we'll just forget about you
[00:09:34] The shittiest the town on the shittiest land we could find either we turn you into a cartoon character or
[00:09:41] Nothing
[00:09:43] Alcoholism and diabetes or nothing. Yep and casino casino. They do get casinos
[00:09:50] They got sick ass casino
[00:09:51] I love that they just changed the name of the washington football team thinking that in like such a spiteful move being like
[00:09:56] Okay, well, just picked the worst name that and then people are like, okay fine. I think it's a cool name
[00:10:01] Yeah, nobody is kind of cool. It's like a soccer team being named after the place and that's it
[00:10:07] Which is most soccer teams right most soccer teams are just like fucking you know Washington football club
[00:10:12] Yeah
[00:10:14] FC
[00:10:15] Yeah, Borto is you know
[00:10:17] Man like his man united versus you know, whatever, but yeah, that's everything is kind of cool
[00:10:24] What should the name be Nick? What do you think since you're so you love the football team so much or the Washington?
[00:10:30] Chris Isaacs
[00:10:32] And it's just a cartoon of Chris Isaac bent over holding on to bars in a jail sign
[00:10:43] And then just like a very racist caricature of a black man
[00:10:50] Onto his shoulders with like angry like yeah, but they had a face of Popeyes enemy
[00:10:55] Mm-hmm. Blue-doh. Yeah, but he's got exaggerated race name is he's brutal, but is he's deaf for something
[00:11:03] Yeah, his name is blue-doh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I ain't popeye. I can't you a popeye. I want some pussy for me
[00:11:10] I ain't this guy popeye at the
[00:11:13] Blue-doh want to fuck Popeyes. Yeah, she got no kids and no ass
[00:11:17] He's a big guy. You think you want to thicken dude if I was dating all of breaker. I would domestic violence all
[00:11:23] I just get those vibes from her. Yeah, she'll always come back. I don't even want to
[00:11:30] Yeah, she's you know, she's she's from the tens
[00:11:34] The 1910s all right. Is that when
[00:11:37] Popeye takes place? I don't know if I said this before but I feel like all this stuff going on is way to distract us from the fact that it's the 20s
[00:11:43] We briefly mentioned. Yeah, the roaring to how we should be getting flapper push we could we should be able to be doing cons
[00:11:50] We should be doing cons. We should be a guy running rackets. We should be a one different than hosting a racist podcast and getting
[00:11:58] This is pretty good con. Yeah, you put the big bill on the outside and on the inside is you pretending to say the n-word for five years
[00:12:07] You see it's a beener you wrap it around
[00:12:10] We all buy big floppy hats you me and jake everything's everything's greasy
[00:12:15] I
[00:12:19] Who do you guys ever see the robert williams popeye what the robert williams popeye Adam you are a robert altman no robert
[00:12:30] The one with
[00:12:34] Robert robin will be
[00:12:37] It's made by robert altman. Yes, so you're kind of close. Yeah, what I say roger. Oh
[00:12:43] I it's spinach and then my arms get big but what if it is my dick
[00:12:47] What if it needs to speak up a traffic on what if my dick look like this?
[00:12:52] Oh, but what if the what if the large end was the the end of my penis?
[00:12:56] What if it was the tiny what if it was the tiny little man who is the lady that played
[00:13:01] Oliver that uh the chelly Duvall. Yes. She was born to play on she's uh
[00:13:07] She's a very sad story her life. Oh, shelly. She's got mental illness and we're gonna make it worse. She's mentally
[00:13:14] We're gonna go crazy. We're gonna make her go crazy
[00:13:18] We're gonna put on the shining and she's gonna go crazy. Oh, we're gonna physically abuse her on the set
[00:13:22] We're gonna turn her out chris alex style
[00:13:25] We're playing a wicked game here with shelly Duvall good morning
[00:13:31] Good morning, shelly Duvall's puzzle
[00:13:33] Good morning pappa
[00:13:41] You just keep saying that old movie good morning pappa
[00:13:52] So people she like to go who's kind of cute as all of a while though. I won't front
[00:13:55] She was cute back in the day. She was cute. I've seen some hot some cute pics of her. Yeah
[00:14:00] With her big ass teeth
[00:14:03] I kind of like a big one. I'm gonna. My fucking prick a deal with those. What do you think of that Shelly?
[00:14:08] So what happened to her Adam? So that was bad. I don't know. She just lives in the middle of nowhere. Oh, she's still around
[00:14:14] She yeah, she's just crazy. No, apparently
[00:14:17] Interesting
[00:14:18] What was her last movie? Oh
[00:14:21] Spinach, but whatever was the kind of shit whatever was the kind of calm
[00:14:24] Oh, whatever was the kind of shit and I was eating shit and I'm gay and it makes my asshole bigger
[00:14:38] So fucking true so fucking
[00:14:43] She was in a movie called hey, it's me your asshole
[00:14:47] She's in a movie called one of real boss baby now
[00:14:50] It's me big asshole and my asshole's big for meeting shit
[00:15:01] From eating a big old can of shit
[00:15:05] Apparently Shelly dewalt was in a movie called the manna from heaven
[00:15:09] That was Jerry or box final film before he died of prostate cancer from lon order. That's right. Oh, well
[00:15:16] I think we grossed half a million dollars. Oh, yeah, and one more thing. Can I see a cock?
[00:15:25] Colombo will return
[00:15:28] One more thing one last thing one other thing the final clue
[00:15:33] I wanted to know if I could see a cock for a sec gay Colombo return
[00:15:38] Colombo SVU
[00:15:40] He's actually one more thing you might if I take a quick polaroid of your cock
[00:15:47] Was this shit was this a cock you were forced to suck? Yes?
[00:15:52] Well, I don't know
[00:16:00] Colombo
[00:16:05] Peter Fox shots at the him wasn't that Colombo? Yeah, it was
[00:16:08] Yeah, he's a cool legend guy
[00:16:12] What other shit was he in that was not Colombo? He was in that movie husbands
[00:16:17] Well your favorite movie. Yeah, well, I always kind of imagine the three of us would remake that movie
[00:16:23] He's in a bunch of I've never heard of that. There's a bunch of shit. He's watching about fellas
[00:16:27] He shows up at was it Mikey and Nicky? I think at the top. Yeah, that's probably another starring role for him. He's great
[00:16:34] I
[00:16:36] I used to watch Colombo my grandma used to watch that shit. Mm-hmm. That grandma used to watch matlock
[00:16:41] Yeah, that was the go-to joke for what old people watch. I think matlock. Yeah
[00:16:46] Maybe wasn't even the good to me. I was just stealing that from the Simpsons as a child
[00:16:51] Probably more probable. Yeah old people watch a lot of murder. She wrote and uh and wheel of fortune jeopardy
[00:16:58] I used to go over my grandma's house and watch over there. Yeah me too. It would be funny in an episode of murder
[00:17:04] She watched where she just gets the shit beaten out of her bike terminal
[00:17:09] And you want to know how I put it together? No bitch
[00:17:12] Yeah, she shoots her knee caps out. Yeah, well not even just kicks her legs out from under
[00:17:17] What was that? She's an author? Yeah, she's an author and she solves and she's nosy
[00:17:23] You know the best the best of all of those shows
[00:17:25] I'm sure I said it on the show before but diagnosis murders you have definitely talked about that
[00:17:29] Diagnosis murder is the best show of all time. Mm-hmm
[00:17:33] Diagnosis they actually have a spinoff called diagnosis homo about you
[00:17:40] This is every episode dick man dyke is like, oh by the way, uh, you're gay
[00:17:47] Like what
[00:17:49] Well, how
[00:17:51] I was just going to get my lunch. Now. I'm a fag
[00:17:58] What in the hell happened?
[00:18:02] You see when you went out to your car you slipped on a banana peel and a cock went up your ass
[00:18:09] Bum it up
[00:18:12] Is brought to you by being raped
[00:18:16] Being raped try it today
[00:18:18] The gay team might be one of the funniest things
[00:18:23] We've ever said it's an all-time and it was it was just in the hotel room in cleveland, right?
[00:18:28] I think so
[00:18:28] And then we tried to repeat it on the show, but it that was definitely just it wasn't as good
[00:18:33] But it was it wasn't as good as that but the magic was so good that it translated somewhat. Yeah
[00:18:38] Dude, that was a great night. That was a great riff. That was a great night a great night a riff
[00:18:43] Dude when we go up to when we go up to the cabin we sleep in one big bed together
[00:18:48] Yeah, yeah, I'll just do drugs for the fair
[00:18:51] Here's the plan everybody we're getting a little Airbnb and we're just going to game record through the holidays
[00:18:57] Yep. Yep. So if you're wondering why we're doing post-election shit and we don't know who the president is nor care
[00:19:04] It's because we know we're pretty sure it's Joe Biden at this point. Yeah. Yeah, it's because I need we need to
[00:19:10] Collectively it's been four years. Think about nothing but fucking pecan pie. Yeah, dude for like a month and a half
[00:19:17] Mm-hmm. Yep. I'm gonna go to Baltimore. I'm gonna work on my house
[00:19:20] Might finish the basement dude. Yeah, do a little demo
[00:19:24] Demo right now. That'd be fun. I'm gonna go to Jamaica
[00:19:27] Meet a tatix type character. Just get your cheeks blown out. Try to get my groove back
[00:19:34] Won't work come back with a
[00:19:36] With a so yeah, anyway, we're gonna win braid
[00:19:39] With beads in it. I'm gonna get cornrows on the back of my hair one day. I'm gonna get cornrows
[00:19:45] Have a little felt look great have the little pink purple beads like little girls have play white iverson before you walk in a room
[00:19:54] So yeah, I can't wait to recreate Cleveland
[00:19:57] While we're fucking that's the hardest i've ever left
[00:20:00] Well, we're all what when stop and I ate those edibles and you were reading us that news article. All right
[00:20:07] It is the hardest i've ever
[00:20:09] Yeah
[00:20:13] And you guys will never know
[00:20:22] I'm thinking about it again. Yeah, oh god
[00:20:25] Yeah, I'm gonna fucking smoke a pork shoulder that might have been the happiest i've been in the last five years in my life
[00:20:31] Yeah, sometimes something gets you just so goddamn just hits you right there. That's what we're all chasing
[00:20:36] Yeah, that's where all these riffs are really chasing. I mean it had a couple weeks ago that night getting your dick sucked before christmas definitely
[00:20:42] Yeah, definitely good
[00:20:45] Pretty good before that a couple nice ones. We had a good one in the car the other day
[00:20:50] I don't remember what it was. I had one like six months ago laughing about a guy that has like a two-dimensional dick
[00:20:56] And she's just be like oh, yeah. Yeah, my dick's a piece of paper. I'm sorry about that
[00:21:02] Yeah, my day. No, I can't really go in your pussy
[00:21:05] No, it doesn't exist on that many money. I mean it can cut you up
[00:21:09] But it's yeah, it's a piece of paper
[00:21:12] I don't know even now. I can't I can't get into whatever the space I was in. Yeah, sorry
[00:21:19] May that one do it for me. It's about this very similar about the moment very similar to the wheelchair thing
[00:21:25] Yeah, sure what you guys may have remembered from last regular last one week ago. They're so jumbled. Oh, they remember
[00:21:36] Fuck dude, we didn't you have lunch between this time. Yeah, I ate a bunch of trail mix
[00:21:41] I had a little bit of trail mix had a little bit of atoms left over fried rice. That's pretty good
[00:21:45] No, it's pretty good. I'm regretting not having all of it. They put goji berries in it. You can eat all you can go eat all
[00:21:51] Don't finish. I want to eat it up to them. You can have
[00:21:53] I could not just put he said I could I do believe I'm supposed to eat one of your hats
[00:22:00] For what this by then one because by one so I gotta find that hat needed. I'll give you a hat to eat
[00:22:06] No, I'm gonna be one to the one he stole from you. You actually like I'm eating the one that you
[00:22:11] I miss that hat so much. That's such a good hat. Yeah, and it's about to be lunch
[00:22:16] Come on, man. The hat eater. That's sure the mad hatter
[00:22:20] I remember one time when I was a kid me and my cousin ate all of my other cousins makeup
[00:22:25] No, it's like that was one of the best moves we ever
[00:22:28] I hate it. Yeah, I was like, let's eat all our makeup. That way she can't tell
[00:22:34] Like it's what you're gonna say they ate all my makeup. They won't know how to punish us
[00:22:38] Yeah, she did she could say that she did and they didn't know what to do about it
[00:22:44] That is weird. I'll give you that
[00:22:46] That is awesome. It's what the Joker would do. That's true
[00:22:49] I actually you know what that was that was nicked meeting. He's trans
[00:22:53] He wanted to send the girl inside of him some makeup by eating it. Wow, that's that's deep
[00:22:58] I say I will shrink you really able to attack that. That's maybe what
[00:23:03] A first order brain would come up with more dimensionless. Thank you number one bitch
[00:23:09] First order. What are you third?
[00:23:11] Othoms razor dude. I'm number one bitch. I got the number one time in dangerous territory here
[00:23:17] I gotta pull up the calendar and see the reads for next week
[00:23:21] Blue-choom ridge wallet. Okay. Good
[00:23:24] My phone's at 1% okay, okay, so you're the same percentage. This is how big your dick is
[00:23:30] Yeah, one the one about first percent of now present dial. Yes percent
[00:23:39] Adam don't back him up when he's when we got him
[00:23:42] Where we want like I see him I call him I guess look I know when you're saying versus
[00:23:47] I'm rooting for you. I'm rooting for you. I'm not rooting for Nick as soon as we got it
[00:23:52] I gotta be on her store to business. I said to myself go ahead. Let him. It's math. He'll do himself
[00:24:00] You know what you know what math
[00:24:02] I'm always the silent killer when it comes to math out of the three of us three of us silent killer is hypertension
[00:24:08] Mm-hmm. That's fine. That's I'm a silent killer in the same way that hypertension does a lot of Americans in I do you idiots in by
[00:24:16] Actually knowing more math and percent dial is different than percent and one percent of a dick
[00:24:23] Which is what nick has is not the same as the top one percent dial of having it could be the same
[00:24:28] Which is what I have no it could be the no nick has one percent of a penis. I have the number one percent
[00:24:35] Actually, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I take that back. I have the 99th percentile penis
[00:24:41] That's the best I just realized and one percentile you can have that nick and then we'll let the people decide well
[00:24:48] As I am the silent kid. I can't wait to hear wrong about
[00:24:52] The 1% like the 1% no, it's not we are the 1% I take back what I said
[00:24:58] He he has 1% of a penis and he is in the 9th in the 1 percentile of penises
[00:25:04] I'm in the 99 percentile piece out of all the penises and do you understand how come how fucking can
[00:25:11] Committed I convinced that I am that I'm correct that I I could just say nick has that
[00:25:17] If I'm wrong, I'm wrong, but I'm betting that my penis is the opposite of whatever I think his is in bed at ridge wallet dot
[00:25:24] Yep
[00:25:27] Get on that tell us a little bit about this product Nick you use it. I do use it. Yeah, bridge wallet is a
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[00:25:43] Mits on your cash. So true. I ain't when horse get a hold of my coin
[00:25:49] I hate it when the the broads are always trying to hit me up for cash fucking
[00:25:54] Sluts and they they only want one thing women
[00:25:58] This Nick is holding his hands and making the he's doing the money rubbing son in a rare
[00:26:04] Display he's being sexist with that. Yeah
[00:26:07] Not anti-semitant. Almost always. Yeah, that thing is anti. I love in the service of anti-semitant
[00:26:14] I just love seeing you mix it up. It's nice to see you mix it up. All right, and so they created a wallet for guys
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[00:26:40] Let's be an in wrap rock proof. Wow, that's big. Yeah, sorry
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[00:26:52] And they're held together with these elastic bands. Yeah, and it's the exact profile of a credit card. So look at that stuff
[00:26:58] I love that. Oh my car is lined up perfectly very beautiful. Yeah, you could orderly
[00:27:04] You could bounce piece pussy off that you could bounce
[00:27:06] My
[00:27:08] Go ahead and slide that right down a couple pussy cheeks
[00:27:12] Easy money and leave where is a big bulky at wallet like what Adam has? Yeah, you could get no pussy good luck
[00:27:18] They're gonna tell you to leave the strip club because you're embarrassing yourself with your stupid fucking grandpa. Oh, no
[00:27:25] They want your money. No, they'll take your mind then they'll fucking kick you out. Whereas with the ridge wallet
[00:27:29] They say wow, this is awesome. Thank you for the money. You suck your cock nice
[00:27:33] Look at this
[00:27:34] Look at this captain in the industry this indent on the bottom you push the cards up from a lot of that easy access
[00:27:40] Easy access you just slides right out slides the card right out there. You know, I use the tap
[00:27:46] So I do that. Oh, look at you
[00:27:49] And then I put it away put it right back in that's how that's how quick and they have a bunch of other shit too
[00:27:54] I think right. Yeah, they got phone cases. They got a backpack. They got a helmet for disabled kids
[00:28:00] The ridge retard line the ridge
[00:28:05] The Honda retar the toughest truck
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[00:28:29] So go to their fucking website ridge put ridge dot pussy dot com
[00:28:33] Village dot com promo code comtown to get 10 off the ridge wallet. Wow steel. That's a great
[00:28:40] Fucking steel. I think yeah, they might have like free shipping or something
[00:28:43] But I I mean I can't I can't recommend this thing. The man loves his ridge wallet every I truly I know you do this in the underwear
[00:28:51] definitely uh, which
[00:28:53] Not not this week not sorry. No free. Yeah, nothing for free mother. I like the underwear
[00:28:59] But guess who's not gonna you're not gonna hear the fucking name
[00:29:03] You're not gonna hear unless we get fucking paid unless I get
[00:29:06] Sext in you made yourself cough with your heart
[00:29:10] You're gonna get sick from that one as long as I as long as I like to get sexted into my clothes
[00:29:15] What is really sticking around with my clothing? Stop got self-covid
[00:29:18] You're you're putting can you get come from your own ass? No chances to stop stops
[00:29:24] Stop's doing the it's the opening scene from mid summer and he's got a hose in his ass
[00:29:31] You haven't seen mid summer?
[00:29:33] It's well the first the opening sequence is great where the girl comes herself what
[00:29:39] spoiler
[00:29:42] First two minutes of the movie
[00:29:44] spoiler. Thank you very much
[00:29:46] Is spoiler training
[00:29:49] What the fuck I should I should only look at Greg perps's twitter feed. Yeah, he's probably he's probably so stoked off by
[00:29:56] Kamala's going to the top and I'm
[00:30:01] Kamala, right
[00:30:03] Kamala which one carmello carmella. It's carmello carmella. Oh, that's great tony. You think I'm black
[00:30:11] I
[00:30:18] Said all this shit about Tupac embarrassing us
[00:30:21] Go for some fucking chicken for the loo
[00:30:25] I come home. I want lamb rogan josh
[00:30:30] You're coming over you all this fucking black shit fucking shit making me watermelon and fried chicken
[00:30:35] I want a little bit of something real fuck is emotional. I don't want any fried ochre and carla greens
[00:30:43] I want you in the internet
[00:30:45] Who's married?
[00:30:47] Kamala Harris and his man. She's black instead of indian
[00:30:51] Krista vara Krista vara
[00:30:57] When I tell you're the moon marty strip travel
[00:31:01] I don't want to mean that do it and dirty me nuts. So
[00:31:04] What is the what is the matter with you?
[00:31:13] Tony soprano mmm. Mm-hmm
[00:31:17] Very good very very nice stuff. So it's promo code wake up in the morning
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[00:31:44] Damn mama always said you'd be
[00:31:48] Married to someone at 12 you're going to be married this upon us
[00:31:54] I love volatil. It's a bird is it? That'd be great
[00:32:02] Is going to picking up the money. Yeah, the promo code. I don't do you say the cometime
[00:32:08] Ridge wallet calm ridge wallet calm slash com town. Yeah, they get 10% off
[00:32:14] It's a great deal. It really is I would get the carbon fiber one if you want to be like me
[00:32:19] That's the one I have you hear that folks if you want to be like me you get this you get this carbon fiber one in two weeks
[00:32:25] I guarantee you you're gonna have number one podcast. Yeah
[00:32:29] That's right. You don't become the Michael Jordan of podcasting by doing anything
[00:32:34] You just gotta have though just like Jordan if you ever watched the last dance you kind of sort of fell into it
[00:32:39] Yeah at the right place right time you got to dress for the job
[00:32:43] How about in the Michael Jordan? Yes, that'd be good. It's like I don't take pictures with black people
[00:32:53] I think if everyone niggas are bring to the chameleon air
[00:32:57] anecdote where
[00:32:59] Michael Jordan refused apparently refused to take pictures with chameleon air and says he does not take pictures the most
[00:33:06] with us I believe for late for Michael George
[00:33:09] I
[00:33:11] Simply come here. Sorry about how how human
[00:33:17] How he's just like everyone else just like everyone else. He's just a normal guy normal guy
[00:33:22] Refuse to be seen in pictures with black people
[00:33:30] Bobby Kelly has a story where LeBron
[00:33:34] Refused to take a picture with him at a boxing match really?
[00:33:38] Mm-hmm. That's funny. I think such a nice guy too. I think LeBron was getting pussy or something
[00:33:42] Right at the moment. He was taking pictures of having sex in the audience. Yeah
[00:33:47] Yeah, he was getting pictures with a bunch of girls and then Bobby
[00:33:51] Asked for one. He was like no you fucking
[00:33:55] I don't think he said all that but he just told him to fuck off. What if he also was like I don't take pictures with
[00:34:01] with you know, but what
[00:34:04] Michael Jordan the story said the N word
[00:34:06] Yeah, which in the way I read that is I think he meant it is to say I don't take pictures with dudes
[00:34:11] It would be funny if you have courses wait
[00:34:13] if like
[00:34:15] Camille Nern said that that story happened when he was 10
[00:34:21] He said 11 year old boy
[00:34:25] It's like a year space champ came out
[00:34:27] I
[00:34:33] Do like Michael Jordan's at Disney World
[00:34:37] Promoting space yeah, or it's six flags or whatever the fuck. It's funny that six flags is like oh, it's Warner Brothers
[00:34:44] It's like isn't he's it I thought it was six flags
[00:34:48] Yeah, they got like a little show then they got the Tasmanian devil there and shit and bug
[00:34:52] Yeah
[00:34:53] That they got a bunch of Warner Brothers shit. Oh, well, I guess six flags was its own brand before
[00:34:59] Six flags over Texas adventure. Oh really? Yep. That how it started. Mm-hmm. No way. Yeah, it's a Texas heritage
[00:35:05] What is six flags of Texas had six flags?
[00:35:08] The flag of the Republic of Texas the Mexican flag the flag of the United States the flag of the United States and then
[00:35:17] Dolly part in the fan club
[00:35:19] Yeah, the big ass tits. I'm trying to remember with the six flag is who cares for Texas. I don't know Texas is cool. Yeah
[00:35:27] I like Texas if you dig a small
[00:35:30] Texas almost went to Biden
[00:35:34] Nice man, you got me there. Yeah, no, it didn't yeah, it was closer than
[00:35:40] It's truly wild. We're out here now in Texas is a battleground state which no one thought that this would be hey fuck you faggot news man
[00:35:48] And it's how far Texas has come suck my dick you fucking gay news faggot
[00:35:55] go back to jayork city
[00:35:58] And Texas has been brought into the 21st century they've been brought into the fold the austinization
[00:36:05] And you look like chris aus
[00:36:08] Oh, we got ourselves a little chris ausic here boys
[00:36:12] Where's my truck ready to sing for us chris ausic
[00:36:15] We're gonna chain this guy in the back of my tesla
[00:36:22] Okay, I'm voting for botan
[00:36:25] Carmala
[00:36:26] Why do you only make you have to make the vidalo in such a particular way
[00:36:35] It has to make be made exactly the way I like it particularly
[00:36:40] I am
[00:36:41] I am gone and what the fuck I am gone and they have to
[00:36:47] They have to bring over she brings over the indian version of a priest
[00:36:53] Which I guess is an ela dal sim dal she has she watches a movie with dal sim
[00:37:01] dal sim from street vida our priest
[00:37:05] And he's a funook
[00:37:07] He's the I still says he's I'm lucky he's a funook
[00:37:17] Dude my favorite part of surprise the best joke is when oh tone maybe
[00:37:23] Let me tone down the indian stuff being so indian sal I do not have time for this. I do not have it
[00:37:31] Tone I was wondering I love it tea. I just had some tamosas tea. I was thinking
[00:37:35] It maybe you could get a bunch of indian guys to hang out with instead of a town
[00:37:42] Thought maybe we'll make more sense
[00:37:49] Yeah tone I was wondering how I'm like a nephew
[00:37:54] Or I'm calm calm
[00:37:55] Carmilla Harris's nephew or something I'm calm layer, but she's indian too
[00:38:00] And but she's either black or indian I'm a town everyone else's I trolley and yeah
[00:38:08] Well, um fuck. Oh, I was gonna say something but I forgot
[00:38:13] What the fuck was it about Ralph Cipheretto? No, I wish it was though. Oh no
[00:38:20] My favorite joke was on the sopranos was when uh
[00:38:23] Tony blindetto gets he starts the massage therapy thing and it's uh
[00:38:27] It's uh, it's owned by koreans obviously and it's next door to a pet store
[00:38:32] And then Tony comes in and he's like oh, this will be good if anybody you know, it was hungry
[00:38:36] and then the daughter of the koreans there and then
[00:38:40] Chris like a whole other thing happens five minutes later christopher comes in and he's like oh
[00:38:45] They got a fucking pet store next door in case anybody needs a snack
[00:38:50] They just back to back both guys are gonna make that fucking joke. Yeah
[00:38:54] It was so beautiful. They both can't help themselves
[00:38:59] Go watch that scene. You're gonna love it folks
[00:39:02] Work up this morning. Have a gun
[00:39:06] Have a take a drive in your car
[00:39:11] Smoke a cigarette
[00:39:14] And drive the gobbles bridge
[00:39:17] Got to start an island look there is new york city
[00:39:20] Oh
[00:39:23] Now you have to stop and pay the toll
[00:39:27] And now we are in the work
[00:39:29] Here is a pork store and pizza land
[00:39:34] Thank you. We could game to play
[00:39:41] Do they pork no they don't need beef. I don't think they don't need cows
[00:39:45] Yeah, I don't think they ate pork. They've got a lot of them are vegetarian, but
[00:39:52] I guess I've never seen pork on an indian menu. No
[00:39:56] Interesting and I guess they eat land because they can't eat beef. That's right
[00:40:02] Interesting not a bad trade-off
[00:40:05] Yeah, but beef it's a better day-to-day situation. It's a bigger animal too. Yeah, that's true
[00:40:11] You're more bang for your buck that way
[00:40:13] I'm thinking about going vegan again. You were never vegan. No, but I was thinking about it before
[00:40:19] Oh, you're thinking about it again. I'm thinking about it again. I'm thinking about rewatching uh walls and growment
[00:40:26] Really? Yeah, but how do you like that bitch?
[00:40:30] Fucking pussy. It's a fun thing
[00:40:33] Come on, man. Fuck. He got your ass. I don't think about rewatch
[00:40:37] I think I'm going over rewatching walls to growment. You fucking pussy. I'm gonna watch fucking British baby movies
[00:40:45] Now those shoes that a show where they have movies only uh, they're like play nation
[00:40:50] I know what it is. They're short. They have shows. They're short movies
[00:40:54] They're short stories in most shorter the movies like 30 minutes
[00:40:58] That's not a movie bro
[00:41:01] That's a fucking show
[00:41:03] Um, yeah, you slap like three of those together. That's a movie though
[00:41:15] I
[00:41:17] Get my penis
[00:41:20] Look grommet. It's pants that suck your dick while you wear them
[00:41:27] Fuck yeah, the pants that suck your dick
[00:41:29] I'm starring wallace and grommet. That shit looks so annoying to do
[00:41:35] Claymation. Yeah, apparently it takes forever. He would do with his ass too. Yeah, well that takes even longer
[00:41:41] He was pulling all the clay in his ass. It was all poo. He was
[00:41:44] And he would shit it out in the perfect exact yeah, Robin Williams did all that
[00:41:49] You color all the poo. Oh
[00:41:51] What if I played with my own shit?
[00:41:53] Shit. Oh, what if I made little tanny gas with all of my shit
[00:41:59] And then I took pictures and then stopped and moved them
[00:42:03] And now they become a different shape and how it's it's animated and it's different and it's fun
[00:42:09] And then and maybe i'm Robin Williams and you could do something a little more sexual
[00:42:14] Okay, show the shit up your house
[00:42:16] Earl's friend and once the shit is in there you can get your friend robin to come by and then I can fuck you in the ass
[00:42:26] That's run
[00:42:29] And it's called pop eye to wicked game
[00:42:36] Wicked game, huh? Yeah
[00:42:39] Pop eye to wicked game pop eye each the wrong spinach
[00:42:43] And it's actually child pornography and it goes to jail
[00:42:48] And guess what happens in there he gets mumbled like chris ozick
[00:42:55] Wouldn't pop by rape back though or stop and then he rapes he drinks the carbon makes him strong
[00:43:02] Very good very good. Very good. I like the way this is going
[00:43:06] Just riff out this movie. I'll call it big chill three
[00:43:18] No, no, it's the sequel to big chill to wicked drift
[00:43:26] Didn't tokio. I love that. I did it
[00:43:28] Chil-2 tokyo drift it's a bunch of japanese boomers that get together and remember the bombing of nagasaki
[00:43:37] That would be fucked up just stoically remember it where they're all dying of cancer
[00:43:43] in their 40s but
[00:43:45] From the fallout
[00:43:46] But the radiation has made their cocks very good
[00:43:50] And they can't stop fucking nation
[00:43:59] What about their boosies and it's big chill 3 tokyo drift
[00:44:04] Now does the make it does the radiation make their pussies different size the women are all korean sex slaves. I see from the
[00:44:13] Period in which right the japanese we're doing we're doing that sister. We're getting accurate
[00:44:19] Yeah, we're getting doing their own little
[00:44:25] Getting a little nagasaki
[00:44:29] Yeah
[00:44:31] Okay, that's a great idea like this good movie
[00:44:36] And what if that was a movie
[00:44:38] Oh, can I be in it? I'll take my eyes back
[00:44:43] I've got my own tape
[00:44:45] I'm already doing it. I've already brought my own tape put the tape my eyes back
[00:44:49] We can say think about how much we can save on makeup. I got all this stuff in the mrs. Doubtfire
[00:44:55] Said we were gonna do mrs. Doubtfire to home Kong Sally
[00:45:06] Oh
[00:45:08] Come to be all made
[00:45:10] Dude, oh Robin. I know that's you. You can't see your kids. Robin who's
[00:45:19] I'm just a japanese
[00:45:22] um from Hiroshima
[00:45:25] Look how big my penis is
[00:45:28] radiation
[00:45:31] Mom, I'm not sure that's dad. That is a pretty big cock and it shouldn't be small because she's japanese
[00:45:37] That's
[00:45:39] All right, but if you turn out to be my husband again this time
[00:45:45] It's curtains for you pal
[00:45:50] This time i'm gonna fuck pierce bros in front of you good. I don't know if we'll be able to get sennelly fields for the picture
[00:45:57] because
[00:45:59] A couple years ago. Oh, no. What did you do Jeff? What? I think we all know
[00:46:14] Hi
[00:46:19] Oh, no
[00:46:21] A couple of years ago. I got a little messed up off figment. This is a show of sally fields up my hand
[00:46:31] Damn
[00:46:33] There goes fucking miss that fire too. They're going south
[00:46:52] Uh, what uh, okay. She's japanese
[00:46:57] Her name's Hong Kong sally
[00:46:59] Yeah, she's from Hiroshima. Mm-hmm. She has a big dick huge cock because you got blown up
[00:47:08] Well, it all checks out. Yeah, it's a big penis for a woman for japanese woman Hong Kong sally
[00:47:19] Blue chew.com. Yeah
[00:47:23] If you are not from Hiroshima
[00:47:25] You want a big cock hard cock and you didn't develop a large penis from nuclear fallout, but you want a hard dick
[00:47:32] Go to bluetooth.com. That's absolutely correct Adam
[00:47:35] You go to bluetooth.com
[00:47:37] And you don't have to talk to us some fucking bitch ass doctor
[00:47:40] Go ahead and type type your name in with your penis
[00:47:45] And then they'll be able to tell from the font
[00:47:50] Oh, whatever it was what if my dick was small
[00:47:53] He's just squishy
[00:47:55] Sick. Yeah
[00:47:57] Just pulling getting the holding the skin around the head and squeezing it back and
[00:48:02] Oh, what about a little chow?
[00:48:04] A little German chow like a chancellor
[00:48:08] I'm so ready to maxi man
[00:48:13] I'll hit my
[00:48:16] Vietnam
[00:48:18] I'll
[00:48:20] Robbin pull your pants, but robin no, please robin makes no sense robin stop saying not to step
[00:48:25] dick out
[00:48:27] We're back on inside the act of studio with robin williams
[00:48:31] Robbin tell us what gives you please put your pants back on switch penis back
[00:48:36] We'll get to that problem. This is a straight interview. It's not a when you are i have to i have to ask
[00:48:42] Your first major breakthrough role
[00:48:45] Popeye
[00:48:46] Did you
[00:48:49] At any point in the production of this iconic film did you by any chance get to have sex which shall we do
[00:48:57] You
[00:49:16] The in between seems maybe you and show the
[00:49:21] Hot
[00:49:24] It was plenty of downtime
[00:49:28] They gotta change the
[00:49:30] I have never had sex
[00:49:54] Did robert oldman fuck
[00:49:56] Did anyone on set?
[00:49:59] Was she fucking
[00:50:02] Was she even maybe a boy a steady boyfriend she had that she was bringing around and introducing to people
[00:50:10] Can you imagine the day we're fucking unsaid
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[00:50:48] I got I put it on pause because I I used to I was too optimistic with how much how many bluechoo's
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[00:52:02] Do you want to know how I got this scar?
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[00:52:16] Joke herbal. Oh, hey Murray when you bring me out
[00:52:20] What is a joker? Can you call me fag?
[00:52:27] Sure thing fag it
[00:52:29] Whatever you want
[00:52:30] Dude, it's fucked up. They he killed Murray. You're Murray due to him. I just thought about
[00:52:35] Murray made fun of him. I actually guess he didn't make fun of him. Yeah, who's there?
[00:52:38] Uh, it's the police. Your son has been killed in a drunk drunk
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[00:53:30] Just booger from revenge in the
[00:53:33] I used to think that character was cool. I'm like he's not one of the nerds
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[00:55:18] Fucking fucking drew kuomo
[00:55:21] I love how poorly the videos of him and his brother on like joking around it aged
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[00:55:33] President Cuomo. I'm a quomo sexual
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[00:55:47] I'm gonna shit. Oh, I ate too much trail mix
[00:55:51] And it really carried me through the beginning of the show, but now I'm trailing crashing
[00:55:56] Now I'm crashing from people. We've only got about four minutes left. Oh
[00:56:00] One of the clothes out
[00:56:02] We're gonna do we barely are going to it was nice eating all that dark chocolate, but there was a lot of salt in it also
[00:56:09] I wish I had some more
[00:56:11] Any good for your blood pressure? Maybe we got some trail mix
[00:56:14] Don't even make me think about my blood pressure. I've been checked it in a while
[00:56:19] I was getting kind of up there
[00:56:21] It's a fucking disaster is what it is
[00:56:23] I'm gonna die the best the silver lining is that I probably won't ever get cancer because I'm gonna have a heart attack at 47
[00:56:34] Oh fuck dude
[00:56:37] Wow
[00:56:38] I guess I'm just gonna have to go home and have dinner without
[00:56:41] I'm misgetting lunch in between the shows threw me off. I gotta be honest. You know, I have to go up a lot of this fucking shit
[00:56:48] That's true. I gotta go this no I didn't be poking post-poned. We've got a nice schedule worked out
[00:56:52] Where I can do it
[00:56:55] the day after right and then
[00:57:00] But the election threw us off. Yeah, cuz we wanted like all right
[00:57:05] Stop push for a day and then wait until the election happens
[00:57:11] But it's like there's not gonna be there. It's gonna be an answer and it'll be boy
[00:57:14] We finally know for sure no one will care the most boring and I know what I mean me. Yeah
[00:57:20] We'll be a little little dig Joe probably one right?
[00:57:25] I wonder if Garfield's cock has stripes like a stale
[00:57:30] That's a good question. That's an excellent question when you
[00:57:34] We should answer for two and a half minutes exactly of Garfield to the tale of two kitties
[00:57:40] was there any
[00:57:42] I just get fucking people just call me all the time. Here's the take don't call me because I'm not gonna answer the phone
[00:57:52] That's right. I usually keep my phone on do not disturb
[00:57:56] but I was waiting on a phone call from a customer service department, so I turned it off today, but usually
[00:58:04] Just good here and you do not disturb guys. Just yeah, do not disturb
[00:58:08] Please disturb this dick. I'm not I'm trying to make my art right now. Yeah, you know and you're getting
[00:58:15] my process you're interrupting my my artistic process would you walk in on David Bowie having sex with a black man
[00:58:25] And be like whoo Ziggy Stardust maybe I can call you and right
[00:58:30] They will call you on the phone. No, you would never you have too much for snow for Ziggy Stardust and how gay he is
[00:58:35] Yeah, what makes you think you could do that and that's all right. That's all right David Bowie was
[00:58:40] Huh, I heard he was faking being gay. He was faking you tried it out and he said it wasn't for him
[00:58:45] He was I mean he gets pussy dude. Yeah, but it's true that him and Mick Jagger fucked each other in the ass
[00:58:51] Uh that'd be pretty cool if they did that would honestly be pretty cool
[00:58:55] You would be funny if there was a rock star that was like literally just never fucked and was like lying about it
[00:59:00] Like axle rose has just never had sex
[00:59:06] Or what's his name the the guy from poison
[00:59:10] Bret Michaels. Yeah, Bret Michaels. No dude. I watched rock of love that guy gets pussy
[00:59:15] He ran through that whole house. That's why they had to have the show to get him pussy for the face
[00:59:19] He was sitting with his producer. I'm sorry Pigeon. It's like I've never actually had sex
[00:59:23] So Brett are you kidding me? We're gonna make a tv show. I'll call all my cousins
[00:59:32] And the bank and the studios and we'll make a show right? What kind of accidents it's in New York
[00:59:41] Come on. It's an uptown guy. It's true
[00:59:43] I'm from i'm Puerto Rican
[00:59:45] I'm from the Bronx. I'm the minute. I'm not a player. Just crush your life
[00:59:55] Yeah, yeah
[00:59:57] You guys ever watched rock of love? Yeah, yeah, my girlfriend at the time watched every episode
[01:00:02] And flavor of love as well and I would sit there getting drunk
[01:00:07] Respect
[01:00:08] Rock of love I find to be better than flavor
[01:00:11] Right. Actually, I don't know that to be true or fair
[01:00:14] Flavor of love has some absolute banger moments as well
[01:00:18] They're both kind of in the way that we were watching those mori you are not the father videos. They're both a testament to a simpler time
[01:00:24] Fuck it dude. I'm all in on mori. You are not the father videos recently. Yeah
[01:00:30] Or just actually, you know what I like going in not knowing what's gonna happen
[01:00:33] I'm not we watched the compilation, but I like watching the whole 10-minute clip
[01:00:37] I want to be I want to be taken on a journey by mr. PoVich
[01:00:41] I just want to watch daytime TV
[01:00:43] You know, I miss it's been being like two o'clock in the morning and watching like infomercials because there's nothing else to it
[01:00:51] Well, we're winning in the cash flow business
[01:00:54] Just those like late hours because they're new to you and you're like fucking 11 or 12
[01:00:59] Just the fact that you're even up that late feels awesome. Yeah, it's like going it's like going to a floor in a building
[01:01:05] You've never been allowed to go to before
[01:01:08] Little do you know most of your life is going to be in that horrible floor? Yeah, I mean I go to bed at fucking 10 o'clock now
[01:01:15] Most of the time I'm up. I'm up at like 6 a.m. 5 6 a.m. Every day
[01:01:21] Respect I got a obsessed with the george foreman grow
[01:01:24] Infomercial and I made my parents get it. You know what I used to love was the chef tony. You remember chef tony?
[01:01:29] No, I'm about to jizzel at the gazelle freestyle. Of course that was a classic. Yeah, that guy's hilarious
[01:01:36] And of course that's such a good look. Yeah, and let's not forget girls gone wild
[01:01:41] How much do we all beat off to those breasts? Oh, I call now 1 800 fuck my pussy
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[01:03:43] Dude that was a rush calling in to see when the movies were dude. I never did it that way
[01:03:48] I looked in the newspaper. Yeah, and this was a newspaper guy
[01:03:51] I mean, he do either one felt like I'd grown up looking in the news. I'm gonna be my friend
[01:03:54] My friend would call movie fun. I'll be like, what are you the king of france? I used to love doing it. Yeah, no
[01:04:00] Take notes. No, just have your shit special. Just look in the newspaper. All right
[01:04:05] I'm really looking up when shows would be on in the newspaper. Yeah, oh, yeah in the tv guy
[01:04:10] Yeah, yeah, that was the whole part of that use that fucking magazine
[01:04:15] To find out when the shows are on yeah ridiculous. What a fucking stupid life
[01:04:20] I used to look up when skin and max stuff was on every every sunday the new tv guy would come out and I'd
[01:04:26] Set up a little schedule. It's so funny. How fucking old that sounds now. I know that sounds like
[01:04:31] When we were kids and old guys would be like you used to have to suck your own dick
[01:04:36] To make butter
[01:04:40] If you wanted to learn
[01:04:42] You had to walk 15 miles and lick your teacher's balls
[01:04:47] In the snow
[01:04:49] Yeah, you know, Abraham Lincoln would walk seven miles each way to school. Uh, he sounds like a fucking dumbass to me
[01:04:56] Yeah, why don't you take a car?
[01:04:58] Yeah, he would fuck his friend's thighs. Let's not forget. Mm. That's cool. Did he do that? That's what people say he was on some gay shit
[01:05:04] That's a very Greek. That's Greek. Yeah, that's not used to it. I thought your culture is Socrates would do that. That's first of all
[01:05:11] That's fine. I don't care. I'm not embarrassed Socrates second of all. Yeah, one of the greatest presidents ever did some Greek shit and fucked his friends thighs sure
[01:05:20] Yeah, I don't care. I don't fucking care. It sounds us. It sounds cool
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[01:05:32] Mm-hmm to get a butt job from your boy to get to know what he's talking about butch
[01:05:37] We're talking about to do a hot dog in the bun to your boy. We're talking about fucking thighs
[01:05:43] I can't imagine how that would be pleasurable. I
[01:05:49] What can I tell you that's what I heard about him. I'm gonna try and make
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