[00:00:00] I'm gay. I can't even look at you.

[00:00:06] Me? I can't even. I can't even.

[00:00:09] What did I do? I can't even look at you.

[00:00:11] What did I do? I don't know. I saw somebody say this in a movie and I'm going to try it out.

[00:00:16] It does feel bad. It disgusts me.

[00:00:18] Damn. What did I do? I'm sickened by the side.

[00:00:24] What would somebody have to do to you to say that to them?

[00:00:27] I can't even look at you.

[00:00:30] Suck somebody else's dick.

[00:00:31] Yeah, that was about the immediate.

[00:00:33] The first thing that comes into my mind is she sucked his dick also.

[00:00:37] I saw a meme when I was like a black guy being like,

[00:00:43] did you suck his dick and then the woman says, isn't that a part of sex?

[00:00:48] And then the guy's running through the house crying.

[00:00:50] Oh yeah. Oh, I know that meme.

[00:00:53] Yeah. Yeah, that is a bad feeling when somebody that, you know,

[00:00:58] you didn't even care that much about fuck somebody else.

[00:01:00] And you're like, how dare you?

[00:01:02] Yeah.

[00:01:03] How you fucking slut?

[00:01:05] Mm-hmm.

[00:01:06] You got cock while I got pussy?

[00:01:09] I can't even look at you. I can't even look at you.

[00:01:12] I can't even look at you. I can't even look at you.

[00:01:14] I can't look at you. I can't look at you. I can't look at you.

[00:01:15] Eyes that looked at that man's penis before putting it in his, in her mouth.

[00:01:18] Mm-hmm.

[00:01:19] You bitch.

[00:01:21] I remember way back in the day, we said, I was the only one who said I would,

[00:01:26] I would care if my girlfriend or wife fucked somebody else.

[00:01:29] Uh-huh.

[00:01:30] Have you guys feelings evolved?

[00:01:31] No, I still don't care because I would probably just continue cheating.

[00:01:35] Oh, so in this scenario, you're also cheating.

[00:01:39] Well, that was always the case.

[00:01:41] I thought you just were like, who cares?

[00:01:43] No, at this point, I don't care to conceal my desire to cheat.

[00:01:48] You know, I don't even think you actually want to cheat.

[00:01:51] Yeah, I don't really.

[00:01:53] And after all my years, what I finally found that I actually want, more than anything,

[00:02:00] is to not be fucking bothered.

[00:02:02] Yes, that's huge.

[00:02:04] Yes.

[00:02:05] When you're having a good-ass time, don't fuck it up.

[00:02:07] Not even having a good, first of all, I'm not going to have a good time on my own.

[00:02:10] That's what I'm saying.

[00:02:11] I don't need a fucking woman to have a good time.

[00:02:13] Mm-hmm.

[00:02:14] Sometimes it can help.

[00:02:15] I got this new PlayStation coming out.

[00:02:18] What is nice?

[00:02:19] I fucking do.

[00:02:20] The weather's not always going to be nice, Nick.

[00:02:22] I do not need- Yeah, I do not need somebody else to facilitate a good time for me.

[00:02:28] And in fact, looking back, often those good times are weighed against numerous bad times

[00:02:37] where it's like it is- That is-

[00:02:40] And it's a cynical, but it is not necessarily a net positive in your life.

[00:02:45] Oh, yeah.

[00:02:46] Absolutely.

[00:02:47] Those few good times really just keep you chugging along with those mostly bad times.

[00:02:54] Right now, I don't fucking care to make any kind of relationship work.

[00:03:00] Right.

[00:03:01] Yeah.

[00:03:02] It's like, I don't fucking- You can fuck whoever you want.

[00:03:05] Okay.

[00:03:06] Give a shit.

[00:03:07] Thanks.

[00:03:08] I mean, right.

[00:03:10] Yeah.

[00:03:11] Yeah, I still say I wouldn't want my wife to fuck another man, but who knows at this point?

[00:03:16] Imagine yourself as somebody that even has a wife.

[00:03:19] Yeah, of course.

[00:03:21] Yeah, I'm saying if I-

[00:03:22] It might- It might- In my thing, in that hypothetical, it's like, okay, the woman fucking

[00:03:26] another man, sure, but it's like, I can also spend six months in the garage and never fucking

[00:03:31] come out.

[00:03:32] Okay, I see.

[00:03:33] Fair trade-off.

[00:03:34] I don't have to hear about that.

[00:03:35] And lie to you about it for a long time, or wish you fucking then tell you.

[00:03:39] Are you asking me?

[00:03:40] In your hyper-

[00:03:41] I don't want the woman to fuck.

[00:03:43] You guys- I feel like- I think I may have switched up.

[00:03:47] Is there a reason?

[00:03:49] No.

[00:03:50] Anything happen?

[00:03:52] No.

[00:03:53] Just you evolving, bro.

[00:03:56] You go up, you think differently about what you want.

[00:04:00] Yeah, I get you.

[00:04:01] You think you want certain things?

[00:04:04] You think you want something?

[00:04:06] What happened?

[00:04:07] Did something happen?

[00:04:08] You come to your senses.

[00:04:09] No, I just have Philosoph

[00:04:11] No, no.

[00:04:12] You know what's funny?

[00:04:13] I feel like maybe I could be talked into some open thing, especially if like, after you're

[00:04:19] like old-

[00:04:20] That shit's fucking stupid.

[00:04:21] I'm saying after a while, if you're old and you love somebody, is it really wrong?

[00:04:27] The gay guys have this figured out.

[00:04:29] Well, as long as you get fucked in the ass or fuck someone's ass, it's not cheating.

[00:04:32] What do you mean?

[00:04:34] Sucking is okay.

[00:04:35] Sucking is fine.

[00:04:36] Is that a rule among gay men?

[00:04:37] I feel like-

[00:04:38] Among one hairdresser that I spoke to.

[00:04:39] I feel like-

[00:04:40] Why do you have a hairdresser that you know about?

[00:04:42] Yeah, it's just a friend of a friend who's hanging out.

[00:04:45] You talk to one of your friends with hair.

[00:04:47] Well, first of all, what do you mean?

[00:04:49] I have hair.

[00:04:50] I don't have a hairdresser because I'm growing it out.

[00:04:53] And the play has been made.

[00:04:55] There's no play.

[00:04:56] And the player has played.

[00:04:58] There's no play.

[00:04:59] I have hair.

[00:05:00] The hair on your head looks like the band from the Titanic.

[00:05:04] It's awesome.

[00:05:05] And courageous in the face of near certain deaths.

[00:05:08] This shrines in the middle.

[00:05:10] They should put little tuxedos and give them violence.

[00:05:12] Absolutely.

[00:05:13] My hair is courageous.

[00:05:15] Your hair is on a fucking beach.

[00:05:18] There's no mortal danger.

[00:05:20] My hair is fucking chugging on.

[00:05:22] Your shit would have cried and fucking quit.

[00:05:25] Where's mine?

[00:05:26] My hair's out here.

[00:05:27] A prison.

[00:05:28] My hair's in a military.

[00:05:29] I'll make your hair a prison style.

[00:05:31] My hair looks kind of like an angel.

[00:05:33] I think you guys go to do it with my own fades.

[00:05:35] Give me a give it a year's time.

[00:05:37] I'll be in my apartment being like, what he needs to do is get a job.

[00:05:42] Just in my bathroom cutting my own hair.

[00:05:45] Give yourself up a line.

[00:05:46] Oh, who?

[00:05:47] Trena?

[00:05:48] I told her ass last week.

[00:05:52] We ain't sharing no goddamn phone no more.

[00:05:55] She already got me on a Facebook account.

[00:05:58] Sharing a phone.

[00:06:02] Yeah.

[00:06:03] Just doing black barbershop by myself.

[00:06:07] Yeah, yeah.

[00:06:08] Get the chair and everything.

[00:06:10] Oh, yeah.

[00:06:11] You need to do the old right wing.

[00:06:12] I'm too old for this shit.

[00:06:15] Rent your own chair.

[00:06:16] Maybe you should be cutting.

[00:06:18] And then you become an actual barber at a black barbershop.

[00:06:22] Yeah.

[00:06:23] About two, three years from now.

[00:06:26] You're getting in fist fights over the top five NBA players of all time.

[00:06:30] You know what these weird takes?

[00:06:32] It's like dunking one.

[00:06:34] Yeah.

[00:06:35] A fun way to troll people is you find you get like hyper tapped into what's like the most popular.

[00:06:46] Do mix tapes even exist anymore?

[00:06:48] I guess it's all sound cloud wrap.

[00:06:50] Yeah, they're called mix.

[00:06:52] You find like the bleeding edge of black culture.

[00:06:55] And then you immediately bring it to the lamest white supremacist and get them to like it.

[00:07:00] And that'll piss off everybody.

[00:07:02] That would.

[00:07:03] Yeah.

[00:07:04] I don't think they would like it though.

[00:07:06] Well, you excel at them as trolling.

[00:07:08] I see.

[00:07:09] And then, but then the ones that have to be into the ones at the top, the purists, they get upset.

[00:07:14] Right.

[00:07:15] Their minions aren't wearing.

[00:07:17] I don't know what it's like.

[00:07:18] Aren't wearing suits to school.

[00:07:20] Right.

[00:07:21] They're listening.

[00:07:22] They don't have a clear roller backpack.

[00:07:24] They're listening to the sound cloud wrap.

[00:07:26] Yeah.

[00:07:27] They're listening to blade.

[00:07:28] They're not trying to debate hot girls.

[00:07:31] Yeah.

[00:07:32] Oh, fuck.

[00:07:34] Blade.

[00:07:35] The black.

[00:07:36] What is that?

[00:07:37] What's blade?

[00:07:38] Wesley Snipes is a good ass movie.

[00:07:40] Blade is a is a Scandinavian rapper.

[00:07:45] That kids like.

[00:07:46] Oh, is that.

[00:07:47] I thought it was two E's.

[00:07:48] Oh, I thought it was bloody.

[00:07:49] Yeah, bloody.

[00:07:50] Bloody.

[00:07:51] Blade.

[00:07:52] Apparently, I think that's how you say.

[00:07:55] I think it's a nickname for George and Albie.

[00:07:58] I get a DM probably once every three days from a kid that says, do you like blade?

[00:08:04] Nice.

[00:08:05] Because I think I might follow him on Instagram.

[00:08:07] What do you follow?

[00:08:08] A young man?

[00:08:09] Yeah.

[00:08:10] I don't know.

[00:08:11] He's probably 29.

[00:08:12] Why do you say kid?

[00:08:14] Kids like him.

[00:08:16] He's 29.

[00:08:17] Kids like his music.

[00:08:20] Adam likes what kids like.

[00:08:22] He's happy school.

[00:08:23] No, that's not true.

[00:08:24] That's what he's saying.

[00:08:25] Do you like.

[00:08:26] I've never heard of a song.

[00:08:27] I like the not true.

[00:08:28] It's like, well, the one that is real that I like actually.

[00:08:32] I think all right guys might like him too actually.

[00:08:35] What is he like?

[00:08:36] Hundred Gex?

[00:08:37] No, that shit sucks.

[00:08:39] No, you like it.

[00:08:41] That shit is.

[00:08:42] He loves it.

[00:08:43] That shit is just awful.

[00:08:44] You play it all the time.

[00:08:45] No.

[00:08:46] Have you tried listening to it?

[00:08:47] Yes.

[00:08:48] There was one song that I didn't understand.

[00:08:51] It was like, Ska.

[00:08:54] But it's like dubstep Ska.

[00:08:57] It's like, yeah, it's like all pop music mashed together.

[00:09:02] No blender.

[00:09:03] I've heard snippets where I'm like, oh.

[00:09:06] Okay.

[00:09:07] But no, I've never.

[00:09:08] Not for me.

[00:09:09] Really given it a sustained listen.

[00:09:12] What I've been listening to is a savage mode too.

[00:09:15] Now there's a chopped and screwed version.

[00:09:18] Well, so it takes longer to listen to.

[00:09:20] It's pretty good.

[00:09:21] I should have taken a shit after lunch.

[00:09:23] Yeah, I know.

[00:09:24] I think we all three of us need a shit.

[00:09:26] No, stop copying.

[00:09:27] Stop copying.

[00:09:28] You were copying.

[00:09:29] I took a really.

[00:09:30] Stop copying, dude.

[00:09:31] I took a big shit after the first time.

[00:09:33] No, you're copying.

[00:09:35] How many shit do you guys take a day?

[00:09:37] You know, I used to shit constantly.

[00:09:39] I shit so much.

[00:09:40] I hate the shit after.

[00:09:41] Dude, something was going on with me.

[00:09:42] I shit two or three times a day.

[00:09:43] Dude, three times a day.

[00:09:45] I would eat a meal and immediately have to shit.

[00:09:47] I wanted to do the zoo the other day.

[00:09:49] That seems from what I can tell from the animals, that's normal.

[00:09:52] They're all shit and constantly.

[00:09:54] They're just like, they're still staring at you and be like, what is going on?

[00:09:58] I'm trying to shit.

[00:09:59] I guess I'll just shit.

[00:10:01] And then eat a coom quat.

[00:10:04] Fuck coom quats, by the way.

[00:10:06] Those shit suck.

[00:10:07] Yeah, they look like they'll be good.

[00:10:08] They look like they'll be awesome.

[00:10:10] The color is great.

[00:10:11] It's just peel.

[00:10:12] Oh, one is just fucking orange peel.

[00:10:14] Fuck.

[00:10:15] It's the point of a fucking coom quat.

[00:10:17] I bought fava beans the other day, but like the full thing.

[00:10:21] It takes so much work to get it down to the part that you cook.

[00:10:25] I don't even know what that is.

[00:10:27] I've never had a fava bean in my life.

[00:10:29] I've never had a bean.

[00:10:31] You said it.

[00:10:32] It was on the sound board.

[00:10:34] Okay, I said that once.

[00:10:36] Oh, I got it.

[00:10:37] Fuck.

[00:10:38] And I was saying it beans because they're green.

[00:10:40] I was saying it because Clarisse er, circle things.

[00:10:43] Favely.

[00:10:44] Oh, yeah, for Hannibal Lecter Clarisse.

[00:10:46] Oh, Lecter said it.

[00:10:47] Yeah, Clarisse loved it.

[00:10:48] Clarisse loved it.

[00:10:49] Clarisse loved it.

[00:10:50] I ate his penis with a nice cup of Kool-Aid.

[00:10:53] Maybe, what if Hannibal Lecter was this terrible cooking?

[00:10:57] I ate his penis with a diet mud root beer.

[00:11:00] I had a nice dinner drink.

[00:11:02] Squeeze it with his penis.

[00:11:05] And the side of craft's easy, man.

[00:11:08] I had mac and cheese.

[00:11:10] I cut up his...

[00:11:11] I cut up his balls and I put it in some fucking baked beans and drinks.

[00:11:18] I got ramen, but look at this.

[00:11:20] I added cream cheese to it.

[00:11:22] And then I put his foreskin on top like a gosh.

[00:11:25] I had spaghetti and asshole for the whole...

[00:11:28] LAUGHTER

[00:11:31] Dude, I remember the fucking...

[00:11:33] The bros at UMBC.

[00:11:35] One guy put ramen, put cream cheese in ramen,

[00:11:37] and everyone was like, he's a good cook.

[00:11:39] Dude, that guy's good at cooking.

[00:11:41] What did that taste like?

[00:11:42] It was pretty good, actually.

[00:11:43] Really?

[00:11:44] It was better than you think.

[00:11:45] It sounds insane.

[00:11:46] No, dude, because it's fucking like noodles and cheese.

[00:11:49] I want to try making Instant Pot.

[00:11:50] Instant Pot cheesecake.

[00:11:52] Cheesecake?

[00:11:53] Yes, sir.

[00:11:54] Do you need to do it?

[00:11:55] Yes, sir.

[00:11:56] How is that going to work?

[00:11:57] It works.

[00:11:58] It's in the cookbook.

[00:11:59] You need a pan, a special pan.

[00:12:01] Okay.

[00:12:02] But, yeah, you can do Instant Pot cheesecake.

[00:12:04] Wow, that sounds crazy.

[00:12:05] There's a lot of shit you can do.

[00:12:06] Now you have my attention.

[00:12:07] First you had my interest.

[00:12:08] It's the James Bond of Fillquare.

[00:12:10] Now you have my attention.

[00:12:11] Or whatever the fuck he says.

[00:12:13] Have you burned yourself with it yet?

[00:12:15] No, we mean if I burned myself with it.

[00:12:17] When you let the steam out, it looks scary.

[00:12:19] Yeah, you just don't put your fucking hand.

[00:12:22] Yeah, you had one.

[00:12:23] You know how to use it.

[00:12:24] I never used it.

[00:12:25] I inherited it.

[00:12:26] I was given one and I never used it,

[00:12:28] so I get to stop from Phil.

[00:12:30] Oh, I'm having a...

[00:12:32] I have a third hand Instant Pot.

[00:12:33] Yeah, it's not even a gift, dude.

[00:12:34] It's an Indian.

[00:12:35] It's an Indian gift.

[00:12:36] What's this one?

[00:12:37] I mean, dude, you're saying you're talking about my hat.

[00:12:39] Dude, that is my hat.

[00:12:42] All this motherfucker shit is like, oh...

[00:12:45] It is my hat, dude.

[00:12:47] Everything in this apartment belongs to...

[00:12:50] Can I have the blue chips closer?

[00:12:51] She who will not be names will not say...

[00:12:55] That's not true.

[00:12:56] That's like so much shit.

[00:12:57] All of your clothes.

[00:12:59] The clothes, yes.

[00:13:00] The plants.

[00:13:01] His underwear, yes.

[00:13:02] Yeah.

[00:13:03] Not the blue chips closer.

[00:13:05] Adam's just wearing like a Donald Duck sailor red outfit.

[00:13:08] He's like, this...

[00:13:10] It's not true.

[00:13:12] This is my stuff that I had before.

[00:13:15] Can I have the blue chips closer?

[00:13:18] That was also a gift.

[00:13:20] Adam's wearing a thong.

[00:13:22] He pulled up over the back of his jeans.

[00:13:25] Alright, alright.

[00:13:26] I did change the subject to this.

[00:13:30] No, I want to know if I can have the blue chips closer.

[00:13:32] Yeah.

[00:13:33] Well, it was a birthday gift from who?

[00:13:36] From a friend.

[00:13:37] From Noah got it in New Jersey.

[00:13:40] In a state sale.

[00:13:41] My friend, Noah Colman.

[00:13:43] Yeah, it's me.

[00:13:45] The other Noah.

[00:13:46] That's not...

[00:13:47] Jonah, you're doing Jonah.

[00:13:49] That's me, Noah.

[00:13:50] I'm doing it.

[00:13:52] Yeah, my next mall.

[00:13:54] I'm gay.

[00:13:56] I'm Jonah.

[00:13:58] I found that's funny.

[00:14:01] I found out something...

[00:14:03] Some interesting news, folks, fellas.

[00:14:05] A big moment in my life.

[00:14:09] I accidentally ordered...

[00:14:11] For years, I've been talking about how I have 11 and a half quadruple wide new balances.

[00:14:16] I accidentally ordered the biggest width there is.

[00:14:21] Six E.

[00:14:22] Six wide.

[00:14:23] Yeah.

[00:14:24] That's your size.

[00:14:25] Like a fucking charm.

[00:14:26] Oh, that's your actual size.

[00:14:27] I have 11 and a half.

[00:14:29] Six E feet.

[00:14:31] And I just bought these new fucking shoes.

[00:14:33] I used to get fucking...

[00:14:35] Bunions.

[00:14:36] I used to get this.

[00:14:37] I used to get that.

[00:14:38] Nothing.

[00:14:39] And I've been putting it in the steps.

[00:14:40] You should get it as a wheelchair.

[00:14:41] I don't want a wheelchair.

[00:14:43] I'm ambulatory, thank you very much.

[00:14:45] I kind of like a wheelchair.

[00:14:47] Yeah.

[00:14:48] No.

[00:14:49] Ambulatory means you can move around, isn't it?

[00:14:50] Yeah, a wheelchair is going to move around.

[00:14:52] No, man.

[00:14:53] I don't want a fucking wheelchair because I am...

[00:14:54] I'm going to be fucking strong.

[00:14:56] Because you got shoes fat enough for you.

[00:14:58] I got fat guys.

[00:14:59] I had the widest shoes.

[00:15:00] I literally have the widest shoes available commercially.

[00:15:05] Any wider, you will have to have them specially made.

[00:15:08] Wow.

[00:15:09] And it's not because I'm fat because there are people fatter than me with not as fat feet.

[00:15:13] It's because I have wide feet.

[00:15:15] And I may be being fat as a little bit of width because I feel like gravity is...

[00:15:19] Is there fat on the side of your feet?

[00:15:21] It's not fat on the side of my feet.

[00:15:23] Let me touch your feet.

[00:15:25] They feel pretty strong.

[00:15:27] They do feel like not a lot of...

[00:15:29] I told you, dude.

[00:15:30] Yeah.

[00:15:31] Not a lot of fat on this.

[00:15:32] Not a lot of fat, I got to say.

[00:15:33] My feet are looking pretty skinny, my friend.

[00:15:35] I know.

[00:15:36] I don't know.

[00:15:37] How does that even work?

[00:15:38] Does the widest fat go?

[00:15:40] It doesn't go to your feet.

[00:15:42] It doesn't go to your penis which is a long standing...

[00:15:45] Your eyelids?

[00:15:46] Are Chinese people just fat?

[00:15:47] No.

[00:15:48] They are very trim, otherwise.

[00:15:50] I don't have fat eyelids now.

[00:15:52] This is a kind of stuff I can't even wrap my head on.

[00:15:56] I don't know.

[00:15:57] Yeah, I was saying, dude.

[00:15:58] Science wise, I just...

[00:16:00] You lost your eyelids.

[00:16:02] You're looking great.

[00:16:03] I didn't know a kid who looks so fat, who was so fat he looked Chinese.

[00:16:07] Mm-hmm.

[00:16:08] Fat gray.

[00:16:09] Yeah, there's people that'll get fat enough where their face is like, ah, fucking...

[00:16:12] Yeah, they look like one of those fucking dogs where they called sharp pants.

[00:16:15] Yeah, people...

[00:16:16] Once people...

[00:16:17] I call that the San Antonio...

[00:16:19] Physi-anomie...

[00:16:21] Where they get...

[00:16:22] Yes, those motherfuckers are fat and so...

[00:16:24] They're San Antonio.

[00:16:26] Yes.

[00:16:27] Yeah.

[00:16:28] In phenotype.

[00:16:30] Yeah, what are the eyelids called?

[00:16:33] Different kinds of eyelids?

[00:16:36] Epi-canthic folds.

[00:16:37] Yes.

[00:16:38] San Antonio folds.

[00:16:39] Yes.

[00:16:40] Those are the San Antonio folds.

[00:16:41] Right.

[00:16:42] Mm-hmm.

[00:16:43] Yeah.

[00:16:44] They're also...

[00:16:45] When they get so fat that their finger joints, their first...

[00:16:47] Their second knuckle on their finger is an indentation.

[00:16:50] Oh, wow.

[00:16:51] You know what I mean?

[00:16:53] Yes.

[00:16:54] That's the tough look.

[00:16:56] Yeah.

[00:16:57] It's also funny when people that big don't have an ass at all.

[00:17:00] Yes.

[00:17:01] And then their legs are kind of like a knee v

[00:17:15] Yeah, exactly.

[00:17:19] Where they're teetering.

[00:17:24] Oh, yeah.

[00:17:25] I knew a Greek guy who was fat as shit and his pant size was 32.

[00:17:29] But he just had like the biggest fucking tire fucking wheel.

[00:17:33] That's a look, dude.

[00:17:35] Yeah.

[00:17:36] That's how guys should get fat.

[00:17:37] Yeah.

[00:17:38] Oh, it never, ever, ever pull your pants up over your gut.

[00:17:43] Never.

[00:17:44] Absolutely not.

[00:17:45] You fucking...

[00:17:46] The gut hangs down.

[00:17:47] Hands down.

[00:17:48] It fills out a polo.

[00:17:49] Yeah.

[00:17:50] Oh, my big time doesn't ever do that.

[00:17:52] Yeah.

[00:17:53] Those guys live from polo.

[00:17:54] Yes.

[00:17:55] You want to get your forearms rotated so that your thumbs point backwards internally.

[00:18:02] Yes.

[00:18:03] You know, you want to have that kind of look, forearms tilted forward.

[00:18:06] Huge gut.

[00:18:07] They typically do have big arms too.

[00:18:09] Forearms.

[00:18:10] They've got sort of tubular swanness.

[00:18:12] Yes, yes, yes.

[00:18:13] Chris Farley was a...

[00:18:14] He did maybe had a 32 inch foot.

[00:18:17] And then you also want to remove...

[00:18:20] You've got to get your upper back strong.

[00:18:22] Yeah.

[00:18:23] Absolutely.

[00:18:24] They perch up on their fat stomach hangs.

[00:18:26] Yeah, exactly.

[00:18:27] You built like a fucking suspension bridge.

[00:18:29] Yeah.

[00:18:30] Oh, yeah.

[00:18:31] That's really...

[00:18:32] If you're going to be 50 years old, that's the way to look.

[00:18:35] Absolutely.

[00:18:36] Your cell phone, belt clip.

[00:18:37] Oh, yeah.

[00:18:38] 100%.

[00:18:39] You own a landscaping company?

[00:18:41] Yes, sir.

[00:18:42] Worth a Peter Breebox.

[00:18:43] Yep.

[00:18:44] Yeah.

[00:18:45] Kirkland brand jeans.

[00:18:46] Mm-hmm.

[00:18:47] But the polo is expensive.

[00:18:48] The polo is like...

[00:18:49] It might be literally, you know, literally polo or...

[00:18:51] What can I get for you fellas today?

[00:18:53] Some sandwiches?

[00:18:54] Yeah.

[00:18:55] It's the only thing you're allowed to say.

[00:18:56] Mm-hmm.

[00:18:57] What a beta day fellas.

[00:18:58] A lot of great guys have that going on.

[00:19:01] We went to some collect cop bar in like Prospect Park, South.

[00:19:05] The other day.

[00:19:06] Oh, yeah.

[00:19:07] Everybody that worked there had that look.

[00:19:08] Fuck yeah, dude.

[00:19:09] Yeah.

[00:19:10] That bar is cool.

[00:19:11] It is cool.

[00:19:12] Fucklies?

[00:19:13] I forgot the name.

[00:19:14] Actually, it was very similar to that.

[00:19:15] The fucklies?

[00:19:16] Yeah.

[00:19:17] Oh, fuckles.

[00:19:18] Oh, fuckles.

[00:19:19] Yo, you know friendlies went out of business?

[00:19:20] Yeah.

[00:19:21] Isn't that fucked up?

[00:19:22] I know.

[00:19:23] I miss their ice cream.

[00:19:24] That was a fucking big treat.

[00:19:26] Yeah, they go to friendlies.

[00:19:27] I went with my grandpa one time.

[00:19:28] My dad's dad, who's a very weird guy.

[00:19:31] Oh, yeah?

[00:19:32] Yeah.

[00:19:33] Was so weird about him.

[00:19:34] I mean, he was just...

[00:19:35] I mean, it was clearly like now in retrospect, it was just like he was a guy that was bad

[00:19:39] with children.

[00:19:40] Right, right.

[00:19:41] I mean, I'll probably be the same.

[00:19:42] If I remember grandkids...

[00:19:43] That is...

[00:19:44] That is funny.

[00:19:45] You at 60 with a little ass baby is such a funny image.

[00:19:50] Just being like, no.

[00:19:51] You want to go take a look at a storm drain and go to friendlies?

[00:19:55] Oh, how is that?

[00:19:56] Is that what he did with you?

[00:19:58] Yeah.

[00:19:59] Oh, that's cool.

[00:20:00] Yeah, friendly...

[00:20:01] If you're a guy like that, taking a kid to friendlies is a great move.

[00:20:03] Yeah.

[00:20:04] Because they're loving going to friendlies.

[00:20:05] They don't really even give a fuck to you there.

[00:20:08] Yeah.

[00:20:09] Babies and little kids don't really understand to hang yet.

[00:20:11] They don't understand the dynamics.

[00:20:13] Yeah.

[00:20:14] Yeah, dude.

[00:20:17] My fucking old ass grandfather, he would take us to get ice creams and he would brag.

[00:20:21] He's like, these are my grandsons from America.

[00:20:24] What do you got?

[00:20:26] My sister needed to know the address to get back.

[00:20:29] She's walking around.

[00:20:30] Nice.

[00:20:31] She's my guest.

[00:20:32] I guess I should not let her walk around the street.

[00:20:36] You should let her know earlier.

[00:20:38] This is your fault.

[00:20:39] Yeah.

[00:20:40] You don't have any information.

[00:20:41] A little information.

[00:20:42] I was about to say such a funny thing and then I saw you using your phone.

[00:20:46] And it distracted me.

[00:20:49] I'm sorry, I had to let her know.

[00:20:50] I could see it.

[00:20:51] It was materializing in front of me.

[00:20:53] So just say the funny thing.

[00:20:54] It's too late, Adam.

[00:20:55] It's too late.

[00:20:56] You know how it works.

[00:20:57] I'm sorry, dude.

[00:20:58] It's an enabulous cloud.

[00:20:59] It's just vague cloud.

[00:21:00] You know that it has to form just all the way.

[00:21:01] And you have to blow away through the fog like Moses would.

[00:21:10] You know I respect the cloud, dude.

[00:21:12] No, you don't.

[00:21:13] Yes, I do.

[00:21:14] I have tremendous respect.

[00:21:15] Just because you puff clouds.

[00:21:16] Just because you chug clouds.

[00:21:17] Yeah, of course I chug cloud.

[00:21:19] Adam likes vaping because he likes making a big cloud and then having gay sex in there.

[00:21:23] It's a little known.

[00:21:24] You can see like a magician.

[00:21:26] Like a ninja or a good friend.

[00:21:29] Yeah.

[00:21:30] Oh, man.

[00:21:31] Some guy throwing a smoke bar down and then it's clearing.

[00:21:34] He's just getting fucked in the ass.

[00:21:36] That's some other guy.

[00:21:37] Like, where did that guy come from?

[00:21:40] Oh shit.

[00:21:41] Just another smoke bar to disappear.

[00:21:43] And it's just like a little bit of shit on the ground and come.

[00:21:48] Yeah, gay David Copperfield.

[00:21:50] Gay Houdini.

[00:21:51] Yeah, he's gay Houdini's and I'm fucking straight jacket.

[00:21:58] He's like, watch me suck this man's dick with a straight jacket on his ass and then puts

[00:22:02] a diaper on him, puts a padlock on the diaper.

[00:22:05] And he's like, now I'll go in this pool and I'll pull my dick out of my ass.

[00:22:09] In front of everyone without using my hands.

[00:22:13] Right.

[00:22:14] Without taking the padlock off the diaper.

[00:22:17] Yeah, that would be awesome.

[00:22:18] I watched David Blaine's last event on YouTube and it wasn't that impressive.

[00:22:25] I got to be honest.

[00:22:27] He just got a lot of balloons and then flew up into the air and then Skydive down.

[00:22:32] It's kind of cool.

[00:22:34] It's not mad.

[00:22:35] It's not mad.

[00:22:36] It's not mad.

[00:22:37] He's like, Oh, David Blaine, this guy must be really smart.

[00:22:41] There we go.

[00:22:42] Yes.

[00:22:43] Yeah, I get it.

[00:22:44] Sometimes you've got to knock in the singles.

[00:22:46] Yeah.

[00:22:47] Just get on base.

[00:22:48] Contact hitter right there.

[00:22:50] Tony Gwynnes.

[00:22:51] Just putting in the work.

[00:22:55] Cleaning it up.

[00:22:57] Just spit shine in every little detail of the podcast.

[00:23:01] That's right.

[00:23:02] There's the attention to detail, folks.

[00:23:05] That's what you do.

[00:23:07] Wax on, wax off.

[00:23:08] Mr. Miyagi turned 63 years old today.

[00:23:11] That's not true.

[00:23:12] He's too old.

[00:23:13] He's dead.

[00:23:14] Oh, who knows?

[00:23:15] I just want to.

[00:23:16] I just want a life's great question.

[00:23:19] He's dead.

[00:23:20] The character of Mr. Miyagi.

[00:23:21] No, the actors.

[00:23:22] The Daniel Son.

[00:23:23] I have been teaching you for months.

[00:23:26] No.

[00:23:27] Poor Japanese tradition, you must service your samurai teacher.

[00:23:35] That's what they do.

[00:23:38] In ancient Japan, the apprentice would present his mouth to the samurai, to use for China.

[00:23:47] I thought we were doing karate.

[00:23:49] A master.

[00:23:50] That's all the same.

[00:23:51] For free.

[00:23:52] Are you crazy?

[00:23:53] I have to pay rent on this fucking fan-nice, like, the whole garb.

[00:24:02] What was the setup?

[00:24:03] I don't remember.

[00:24:04] I honestly don't think I've ever seen the karate kid.

[00:24:07] I've seen the clips.

[00:24:10] I've heard Gary Goldman's bit, no-can defend.

[00:24:13] Pretty good.

[00:24:14] What's Gary Goldman's bit?

[00:24:16] Did Gary Goldman die of coronavirus?

[00:24:18] No, I still kick in.

[00:24:20] I just haven't heard from her anything.

[00:24:22] Do you guys talk a lot?

[00:24:25] Well, no, he was just one of those things that was erased by the pandemic.

[00:24:29] You forgot about Gary Goldman.

[00:24:31] I forgot about Gary Goldman.

[00:24:32] What do you mean?

[00:24:33] What's that pre-pandemic you thought about him?

[00:24:35] No, you don't.

[00:24:36] I thought about him.

[00:24:37] No, I don't.

[00:24:38] He's a guy that just does spots constantly.

[00:24:40] Right, right, right.

[00:24:41] And he's not involved in any drama.

[00:24:45] All he does is stand up.

[00:24:46] He likes basketball.

[00:24:47] And stand-ups dead.

[00:24:49] So that's true.

[00:24:50] I guess that's a good point.

[00:24:52] It's like, you know, I mean...

[00:24:53] I guess I haven't heard from that much to be honest.

[00:24:55] I just see him posting.

[00:24:56] He was posting stuff about voting and shit.

[00:24:58] How was he?

[00:24:59] Yeah.

[00:25:00] But the bit is like something like, if you do it right, no-can defend.

[00:25:05] And he's like...

[00:25:06] I mean, he's just talking about how fucking easy it is to defend the crane kick.

[00:25:11] Yeah.

[00:25:12] That's it.

[00:25:13] It's good.

[00:25:14] It's funny.

[00:25:15] I mean, that's special.

[00:25:17] That album's like, you know...

[00:25:19] I was listening to that like 10 years ago, even longer maybe.

[00:25:21] I don't fucking know.

[00:25:22] Yeah.

[00:25:23] We're having a Mo Roka.

[00:25:26] Mo Roka from The Daily Show?

[00:25:28] My dick is small.

[00:25:30] Yeah.

[00:25:31] I have gray hair now.

[00:25:32] And I do this.

[00:25:33] You know what I found out recently I didn't realize?

[00:25:35] The other correspondent, Vance DeGeneres from The Daily Show.

[00:25:39] Oh, the generous girl.

[00:25:40] His Ellen's brother.

[00:25:41] Of course I should have realized that.

[00:25:43] Vance is such an awesome name.

[00:25:45] Mo Roka, he was doing CBS Sunday morning.

[00:25:48] And he had gray hair.

[00:25:50] And when you Google him, the suggestion is Mo Roka partner.

[00:25:54] And oh, he is gay.

[00:25:56] It's Adam?

[00:25:57] It's Adam?

[00:25:58] No, shut up.

[00:25:59] Let me Google.

[00:26:00] Nick, can you Google it?

[00:26:01] Shut it down.

[00:26:02] Shut it down.

[00:26:03] We shouldn't be on our phones.

[00:26:04] I guess we should.

[00:26:05] You got mad at me for texting my sister and now you're on your phone.

[00:26:08] He's doing research.

[00:26:09] No, you're not.

[00:26:10] Come on, brother.

[00:26:11] Turn it off.

[00:26:12] Hold on, Siri.

[00:26:13] This is literally going somewhere.

[00:26:14] We don't have a Siri.

[00:26:15] It suggests Mo Roka partner.

[00:26:17] Siri.

[00:26:18] And then he's...

[00:26:19] I had a theory that if you Google any kind of like Lib leaning like media person, whether

[00:26:26] or not they're gay, it'll just refer to whoever I'm married to as partner.

[00:26:33] And Jeff Teatrick, partner.

[00:26:35] You're going to say you have a partner, Adam?

[00:26:38] Oh my gosh.

[00:26:39] Yeah, of course.

[00:26:40] This is my partner, Beth.

[00:26:43] She makes all the money, so I have to say that.

[00:26:47] I'm really jealous of the second husband, Doug.

[00:26:52] That's kind of my ultimate, you know.

[00:26:55] That's my career goal.

[00:26:56] Now his Doug, his comma have been married before or did they get divorced?

[00:27:01] I think he was a kid.

[00:27:02] I'm not the first person he had kissed before.

[00:27:04] He sucked Doug's penis.

[00:27:05] He sucked Doug's penis.

[00:27:07] But I will be the last.

[00:27:15] You really can't just plug in.

[00:27:19] Excuse me, Mr. Vice President, I'm talking.

[00:27:22] I'm having gay sex.

[00:27:24] I'm talking Doug's dick.

[00:27:27] Yeah, I'm jealous of Doug.

[00:27:30] Doug, yeah, dude.

[00:27:31] He gets to have a hug.

[00:27:33] What's the deal?

[00:27:34] So what is this going to be a recount or is it nothing?

[00:27:36] Nothing's going to happen.

[00:27:37] I don't think so.

[00:27:38] I mean, listen, I haven't paid attention this whole fucking time.

[00:27:40] I don't give a fuck.

[00:27:41] It would be very funny if Trump goes to jail.

[00:27:44] That would be funny.

[00:27:45] He's just in jail.

[00:27:49] And then we're just like, the media is like obsessed with it still.

[00:27:52] Yeah.

[00:27:53] So they're like, just following him around jail and he still gets to be on TV all the

[00:27:57] time.

[00:27:58] I'm getting my ass fucked.

[00:27:59] I have the nicest cell in here.

[00:28:01] Because he would have a good time in jail.

[00:28:05] Oh yeah, they would respect him.

[00:28:06] They would love him in prison.

[00:28:08] Oh my God.

[00:28:09] It looks like fucking every Lib's fantasy is a Donald Trump would go to a maximum security

[00:28:13] prison and that he wouldn't be the king.

[00:28:17] That he wouldn't be the absolute fucking ruler of prison.

[00:28:22] He wouldn't go to a maximum figure.

[00:28:23] He'd go to one of a good.

[00:28:24] Of course not.

[00:28:25] Yeah, he would go to a.

[00:28:26] He'd be getting pussy from uncle.

[00:28:28] What's from aunt?

[00:28:29] What's your face?

[00:28:31] On Rachel from Family Matters.

[00:28:34] No, the girl from Laurie Loughlin.

[00:28:37] Whatever happened is so good of your friends.

[00:28:41] Yeah, I think what's his name?

[00:28:45] Take your dick out of my.

[00:28:47] Michael Cohen got to go to like the straight up Jewish prison.

[00:28:51] Oh really?

[00:28:52] Yeah, there's like a federal prison for Jews.

[00:28:54] That's nice.

[00:28:55] Fuck yeah.

[00:28:56] Is there a Greek prison?

[00:28:58] It's like I'm trying to break place.

[00:28:59] I think it's just like a guy in the Jewish prison and the lights are out and he's like

[00:29:04] pretending to be asleep and then he opens his eyes and he sort of like looks for the guard

[00:29:09] and looks the other way.

[00:29:10] And then he like moves the bed quietly away from the wall and removes a fake brick that

[00:29:16] he has.

[00:29:17] And he pulls out an envelope and he opens it up and there's 72 cents.

[00:29:22] He's just looking.

[00:29:24] He just smells it and then puts the envelope back and then puts the brick back.

[00:29:30] He kisses the old one.

[00:29:33] He kisses the thing.

[00:29:34] Jewish jail everyone, everyone at the shower has just bent over waiting to get raped.

[00:29:41] Everyone is holding their asses open trying to get fucked.

[00:29:44] See that's the trick.

[00:29:46] I think the showers are actually a little bit different.

[00:29:49] Oh nice one.

[00:29:51] They take baths.

[00:29:52] I'm sorry Adam why don't you say something about the Jewish prison.

[00:29:57] Go ahead.

[00:29:58] What's something that happens to Jewish prison?

[00:29:59] I say they all want to get fucked in the ass.

[00:30:01] No a negative joke about the Jewish Jews going to shower.

[00:30:06] You sarcastically said nice one.

[00:30:08] As if it was low hanging fruit.

[00:30:11] No I didn't say it as if it was low hanging fruit.

[00:30:13] It reminded me of the terrible atrocities.

[00:30:16] Low hanging fruit which is what your bowls are.

[00:30:19] I hadn't thought about the hall.

[00:30:21] Because they hang low.

[00:30:22] And by fruit I mean cherries.

[00:30:23] I hadn't thought about the Holocaust yet today and they reminded me.

[00:30:26] How over do you think about the Holocaust?

[00:30:28] Excuse me for never forgetting.

[00:30:30] Excuse me for never forgetting.

[00:30:32] I forgot Nick and that's on me.

[00:30:34] That's what I did forget.

[00:30:35] That's on you.

[00:30:37] So what happens to the Jewish prison Adam?

[00:30:41] At the Jewish prison the work you get work release to get the two.

[00:30:51] What?

[00:30:52] To run the banks.

[00:30:53] Okay there we go.

[00:30:54] Alright that's good.

[00:30:55] That's awesome yeah.

[00:30:56] I like that.

[00:30:57] Yeah I like that.

[00:31:00] Instead of making license plates they're making coins.

[00:31:05] They're making functions as a mint.

[00:31:07] I like that a lot.

[00:31:08] Wouldn't they steal the coins?

[00:31:10] Instead of conjugal business remember in elementary school when you sold enough candy

[00:31:16] bars they let you get into the money booth.

[00:31:19] You guys remember that?

[00:31:21] You're both on your phones.

[00:31:23] I'm looking for more things to do in the Jewish prison.

[00:31:28] Well do you remember the money booths from elementary school?

[00:31:31] I don't remember elementary school but I remember the tornadoes.

[00:31:36] Yeah the tornadoes.

[00:31:37] That's what they get instead of conjugal business.

[00:31:40] Instead of the electric chair.

[00:31:42] Because of the dying of happiness?

[00:31:46] Well no they can't catch any of the money it's blowing around.

[00:31:49] Ah it destroys them.

[00:31:51] The concept of because the way those things work you put a normal person in there they're

[00:31:55] like oh I might get some of this free money.

[00:31:58] You put one of these guys in there and they're thinking about all the bills.

[00:32:02] They pointed it at them.

[00:32:03] Yeah with a finger gun.

[00:32:06] You know they're thinking about all the bills they're not getting.

[00:32:10] What's being left on the table.

[00:32:11] It is eating them in a way and so it's about the bills you don't get.

[00:32:15] They're seeing red again.

[00:32:17] Yeah the Jewish prison is just the entire prison is the infirmary.

[00:32:27] Yes that's good.

[00:32:29] Everyone's sick.

[00:32:30] Right.

[00:32:31] Yep when they want to punish everyone when they want to make an example of one they just

[00:32:36] turn the AC up a couple degrees.

[00:32:38] Oh my god that's cruel and unusual.

[00:32:40] Punishment.

[00:32:41] It's with their playing jurisdiction.

[00:32:48] It's with their playing jurisdiction.

[00:32:53] When you're single touch.

[00:32:59] That's such a great lyric.

[00:33:01] They say freak.

[00:33:04] When you're single down.

[00:33:06] Just writing that down.

[00:33:08] It'll be like hell yeah.

[00:33:09] Guys we got to get this done because it really we have 2001 until 2003.

[00:33:16] That's our window.

[00:33:17] That's our window.

[00:33:20] That's all we got.

[00:33:21] People are too distracted by 9-11.

[00:33:23] To realize.

[00:33:24] To realize.

[00:33:25] To realize how gay this is.

[00:33:29] It's our chance to sneak in.

[00:33:32] Dude honestly though that's the way to be.

[00:33:36] You have that nice little run and then you play like the shitty like you play like Ozfest

[00:33:42] which still happens.

[00:33:43] You play like those guys tour so much.

[00:33:45] Yeah they're on Vans Warped Tour.

[00:33:47] So now which Vans Warped Tour is for children.

[00:33:50] Right.

[00:33:51] You know.

[00:33:52] It used to be I don't know what it is anymore.

[00:33:53] Now it's for the people that were children it was cool.

[00:33:56] Children they wanted 40 years they wanted.

[00:33:58] What a children do they look at the phone.

[00:34:01] They do what they just look at the phone all day.

[00:34:04] Yep.

[00:34:05] That's fucking true.

[00:34:06] It is true.

[00:34:07] Bum bum bum bum bum.

[00:34:09] And I'm fucking gay.

[00:34:11] Yeah.

[00:34:12] They say small.

[00:34:13] Damn.

[00:34:14] When they see your dick.

[00:34:15] You think that there'd be more.

[00:34:18] Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.

[00:34:19] More there for Jewish prison but.

[00:34:21] Yeah.

[00:34:22] How about the Jewish Magic School Bus.

[00:34:25] Okay.

[00:34:26] What happens there?

[00:34:27] Um.

[00:34:28] Who's the teacher?

[00:34:31] It's Ms. Frizzle but Ms. Frizzle.

[00:34:33] And kids today we're going to learn why we do this today.

[00:34:42] We're going on birthright and we're taking the bus.

[00:34:45] We're flying over Gaza and dropping bombs.

[00:34:50] Carlos is like but this isn't injustice.

[00:34:52] She's like do you want me to drop you off back in Argentina Carlos?

[00:34:58] I know your mom's hair is blonde.

[00:34:59] Don't think I don't know about you Carlos.

[00:35:02] I know about your heritage where your last name is Varna.

[00:35:08] Carlos Carlos.

[00:35:10] Your grandparents are Nazis.

[00:35:12] Your grandparents are fucking rat line Nazis Carlos.

[00:35:16] How dare you pretend to be Hispanic.

[00:35:18] How fucking dare you?

[00:35:22] Arthur's like oh boy we're going to Israel.

[00:35:25] Oh dude.

[00:35:27] So yeah.

[00:35:28] And finally I'm going to get a blow job.

[00:35:35] I do envy the Jews where it's like they have a built in pussy getting.

[00:35:40] Exactly.

[00:35:41] A built in pussy getting mechanism which it is they need.

[00:35:44] It is honestly because as a as a people they're not a pussy getting people.

[00:35:48] It's honestly the same thing as.

[00:35:50] Sorry I just need a little taste.

[00:35:55] A little juice just recharge.

[00:35:58] A little joke.

[00:36:07] It's not so horrible.

[00:36:09] So lay down the thread is real.

[00:36:16] No but I would say I think it's smart that they do birth right because it's the way that

[00:36:20] some like bulldogs have been bred that they can't even naturally fuck anymore.

[00:36:26] Jewish men can't get pussy.

[00:36:30] It's also like very.

[00:36:31] Unless the state helps.

[00:36:32] It's very good for their like the propaganda arm like the Zionist propaganda arm because

[00:36:36] you associate the Zionist propaganda with getting pussy.

[00:36:40] And so therefore you're writing checks Israel the rest of your life.

[00:36:44] So you're like I wouldn't have gotten ahead.

[00:36:46] When you're 15.

[00:36:47] Respect.

[00:36:48] Yeah it's a perfect trick.

[00:36:49] They know what they're doing man.

[00:36:50] There's a reason they fucking and they put sexy soldiers on the bus with you like a hot

[00:36:55] Israeli army girl and guy.

[00:36:58] Yeah that the kids want to fuck.

[00:37:00] You think anyone ever got to fuck one of them?

[00:37:03] Yeah some of them yeah some of them get married to American girls.

[00:37:08] And then come over here and sell and then sell shit in the mall and kiosks.

[00:37:14] Have you been to Dead Sea?

[00:37:16] I want to fuck the girls about the guys out of there you go again.

[00:37:19] I asked you about getting pussy.

[00:37:21] I fucked one of the IDF chicks.

[00:37:24] No he didn't.

[00:37:25] Yeah I didn't.

[00:37:26] Really?

[00:37:27] Doggy dude and she was American snipering or Israeli sniper.

[00:37:29] What happens if she was shooting dude?

[00:37:32] When she was shooting while I was dogging her out.

[00:37:35] I doggyed her.

[00:37:36] What happened?

[00:37:39] Sorry no go ahead.

[00:37:40] No that was the end of the line.

[00:37:42] I'm like what is what's going on?

[00:37:45] What if we are in a situation where it's like the Democrats did steal the election but

[00:37:52] then the only alternative is like an illegal coup.

[00:37:56] But they did.

[00:37:57] And we're stuck in I know they didn't but what if they would have it turns out that

[00:38:00] they did.

[00:38:01] Interesting.

[00:38:02] Then we get to steal it.

[00:38:04] They get to steal Trump back.

[00:38:06] They get to steal it bush style didn't he steal Florida or whatever.

[00:38:11] Well they just stopped the counting in Florida so yeah he did steal it.

[00:38:14] That was the Supreme Court that the answer is that the Republican party isn't going

[00:38:18] to help him steal it because they'd rather Joe Biden be the president and take all the

[00:38:23] blame for.

[00:38:24] Right.

[00:38:25] I bet it's about to get.

[00:38:26] For yeah the second wave of Corona the financial.

[00:38:29] Dude that's wild.

[00:38:31] That's the politics corner.

[00:38:49] Thanks.

[00:38:50] Yeah.

[00:38:51] Yeah.

[00:38:52] Pull it in your head back.

[00:38:54] Close your eyes and blow it out.

[00:38:56] We're laughing about like fucking like I can't hang out today.

[00:38:59] I got to I'm listening to what the fuck was it.

[00:39:02] Oh yeah.

[00:39:03] It's very similar to that.

[00:39:04] I can't.

[00:39:05] Yeah.

[00:39:06] I wish I could remember what the fuck it was.

[00:39:07] It was really good though.

[00:39:08] It wasn't.

[00:39:09] It wasn't.

[00:39:10] It might have been in text.

[00:39:11] Maybe we can.

[00:39:12] Yeah.

[00:39:13] No it wasn't.

[00:39:14] It was something else.

[00:39:15] It was.

[00:39:16] It was.

[00:39:17] It was.

[00:39:18] It was.

[00:39:19] It was right.

[00:39:20] It was perfect.

[00:39:21] Yeah.

[00:39:22] Whatever was Danny California.

[00:39:24] Yes.

[00:39:25] Yes.

[00:39:26] It was Danny California.

[00:39:27] It was an activity sitting down and smoking weed and listening to Danny California.

[00:39:33] I'm going to smoke and be like I can't hang out.

[00:39:35] I have to listen.

[00:39:36] No Xbox today.

[00:39:37] I got to get my mind right.

[00:39:43] I'm just feeling that song so much.

[00:39:47] Yeah.

[00:39:48] Mm hmm.

[00:39:50] So live for the paps.

[00:39:56] It's one of your seven roommates coming in the townhouse that you're renting.

[00:40:00] You're like yo.

[00:40:01] Yo what's up bro.

[00:40:03] You need to live in room.

[00:40:04] Okay good.

[00:40:05] Yeah.

[00:40:06] I'm just.

[00:40:07] I've worked the last nine days.

[00:40:09] I'm just.

[00:40:10] I'm good.

[00:40:11] I got a fucking recharge.

[00:40:13] Relax.

[00:40:14] I'm just getting the right space.

[00:40:17] Yeah.

[00:40:18] I'm watching.

[00:40:19] I'm.

[00:40:20] I know we're doing a case race tomorrow so I got to get in the right.

[00:40:21] Yeah.

[00:40:22] I got to watch.

[00:40:23] I got to watch the first season of the office and listen to Danny California.

[00:40:25] Yeah.

[00:40:26] I'm going to go get my I'm going to go get an oil change in my scion TC.

[00:40:30] Oh yeah.

[00:40:31] Oh fuck.

[00:40:32] Yeah my scion.

[00:40:35] His pride and joy just washing it.

[00:40:39] Danny you Danny California.

[00:40:41] That rules.

[00:40:43] I like that guy a lot.

[00:40:46] No.

[00:40:47] That guy rocks.

[00:40:48] Fuck dude.

[00:40:49] That guy's an awesome guy when you're 20.

[00:40:52] Yeah.

[00:40:53] He's got it all figured the fuck and then he stays that way until he's 35.

[00:40:55] He's got Oakley's around the back of his head.

[00:41:00] A fox racing hat.

[00:41:01] Fox what was Fox racing?

[00:41:05] I was like a like a I remember like a Moto X.

[00:41:10] Yeah.

[00:41:12] Moto cross.

[00:41:13] Suck in the dick and fucking on the ass.

[00:41:16] I'm gay.

[00:41:18] I want to fuck your mind.

[00:41:22] Yeah.

[00:41:23] Did you hear that John Farshonta is back in the peps dude.

[00:41:28] Oh thank God.

[00:41:29] Our long national nightmare is over.

[00:41:32] Fuck God.

[00:41:33] Dude.

[00:41:34] John mother fucking Farshonta.

[00:41:35] Farshonta is back.

[00:41:36] The Farshonta songs is one of the best guitarists of all time.

[00:41:40] There's something in his vlog me on the bus.

[00:41:46] Yeah.

[00:41:48] He wasn't the original guitarist though was he?

[00:41:52] Did he come in late in the game?

[00:41:55] I think he might have been.

[00:41:56] Oh no they had a high level.

[00:41:57] They had a high level.

[00:41:58] Pepper's been instead of playing in their underwear.

[00:42:00] They're fully clothed but they have their pants pulled down their mid-size.

[00:42:03] That's awesome.

[00:42:04] And they're just their penis is sitting.

[00:42:06] Or just even khakis and they's through the zipper.

[00:42:09] Yeah.

[00:42:10] They're just digging balls completely out.

[00:42:12] That's cool.

[00:42:13] Well it didn't fight.

[00:42:14] Rage against the machine get completely naked for some reason.

[00:42:18] Suck each other up.

[00:42:19] The peps used to play with tube socks on their dicks.

[00:42:21] That was their.

[00:42:22] Was there a coffee in there?

[00:42:23] No there's nothing in there.

[00:42:25] I got a penis and I want a suckin' love of a gay and I can't reach a hand.

[00:42:30] Well you suck my dick cause I can't suck on my own dick.

[00:42:35] And then will you fuck mine?

[00:42:39] I am gay.

[00:42:44] I have a penis but I cannot say it.

[00:42:46] Yeah.

[00:42:47] And the Rage against the machine they just stood naked on stage.

[00:42:50] For real?

[00:42:51] I'm the nicest cock.

[00:42:52] I can't see.

[00:42:55] Does Zackdell look like a small dick?

[00:42:56] Well this is named the bassist kind of as a shrimpie.

[00:42:59] Who's the bassist?

[00:43:00] Adam Friedlin.

[00:43:01] No.

[00:43:02] He's like it's a trick.

[00:43:03] I showed him a picture of himself.

[00:43:05] You know the guy with a little dick was like I don't know if that's the right way to

[00:43:08] get ready.

[00:43:09] Yeah I don't think we should be.

[00:43:10] We can do all this stuff.

[00:43:11] Sometimes you've raged too hard.

[00:43:13] Sometimes we got to let the machine win.

[00:43:16] Sometimes the machine.

[00:43:17] How did Morella's penis look?

[00:43:18] I couldn't tell if she won.

[00:43:20] Well that's definitely the white part of his mixed race.

[00:43:23] Let's put it that way.

[00:43:24] Oh I thought he was half white not half Chinese.

[00:43:30] Got his ass.

[00:43:31] Got him.

[00:43:32] Your did the dick is small Tom Morello.

[00:43:35] Rage against the pennies.

[00:43:37] Rage against the pennies.

[00:43:39] Yes.

[00:43:42] That is correct.

[00:43:43] I got a penis but I cannot see it.

[00:43:47] Yeah when you type in Rage Against the Machine Dude the third link is Hornet Gay Social Network.

[00:43:55] What's that?

[00:43:56] I don't know it's a website that you know about.

[00:43:59] I'm like what is that?

[00:44:01] What the hell?

[00:44:02] I've never heard of that.

[00:44:04] I've never even heard of that.

[00:44:06] I haven't heard of it.

[00:44:08] Siri open Hornet Social Network.

[00:44:10] I don't have that.

[00:44:11] Of course.

[00:44:12] The thing.

[00:44:13] Son of a phone.

[00:44:14] You've never looked that up before.

[00:44:15] Don't work a favorite website at it.

[00:44:17] Your secret is safe with me.

[00:44:19] That's six months I got that I was selling weed.

[00:44:23] My friend told me I should get Grindr and sell it on that.

[00:44:25] Sell it to gay guys.

[00:44:26] Yeah.

[00:44:27] But I figured there would be a lot of cops on Grindr.

[00:44:29] This is a Reddit comment.

[00:44:31] Sad that the only comments on that article are about their dick size when they are obviously

[00:44:35] flaccid.

[00:44:36] But also that is fucking stupid.

[00:44:43] No one gives a fuck about whatever stupid thing about China they were talking about.

[00:44:47] Yeah.

[00:44:48] Everyone is going to talk about your dick.

[00:44:49] Yeah.

[00:44:50] What was it?

[00:44:51] The issue in 1993, they were doing it to protest the end of late fees at Blockbuster.

[00:44:58] What could possibly be the problem?

[00:45:00] So 1993 was a literally perfect year.

[00:45:04] Racism was finally solved after the Rodney King.

[00:45:07] It was over.

[00:45:08] We gave the cops one last.

[00:45:11] Rodney King was basically.

[00:45:12] That was their cheat day.

[00:45:13] That was their cheat mail.

[00:45:16] It was a little creme brulee at the end of a glorious decade.

[00:45:19] It's when you hit the buffet before starting your diet the next day.

[00:45:23] And then they burned down Watts and all was right in the land.

[00:45:26] Clinton played saxophone.

[00:45:28] That's right.

[00:45:29] That was cool when he did that.

[00:45:30] It looks like we're being there.

[00:45:32] I remember that was one of my first memories was the LA riots.

[00:45:36] Because we were who?

[00:45:37] Mr. Cool Guy.

[00:45:38] My parents were house-sitting their friend and we slept at their house because the riots

[00:45:45] were happening.

[00:45:46] Damn.

[00:45:47] Yeah.

[00:45:48] They were like, wait, you weren't still in LA, were you?

[00:45:49] Yeah, that was like right before.

[00:45:51] Oh, this is funny.

[00:45:52] Adam, Adam 12 at the time.

[00:45:54] Let me know if this is one of your memories.

[00:45:58] Rage Against the Machine pelted with coins during nude protests.

[00:46:01] That's just inappropriate.

[00:46:03] Boo.

[00:46:04] Put your clothes back on.

[00:46:08] Boo.

[00:46:09] No, they would never.

[00:46:11] Everyone, do not you.

[00:46:13] You're throwing too many.

[00:46:16] This is a disaster.

[00:46:19] Just crying.

[00:46:21] We got carried away and we threw maybe $5.32.

[00:46:28] So what were they protesting?

[00:46:29] It was one of the worst days in history.

[00:46:33] Crystal knock two.

[00:46:35] Yeah.

[00:46:36] The time $7.

[00:46:37] Crystal rocked.

[00:46:38] Crystal rocked.

[00:46:39] What were they protesting?

[00:46:41] Something stupid probably.

[00:46:44] I'm about to look up there.

[00:46:45] Dicks later when I get home.

[00:46:46] It was probably Tibet.

[00:46:47] That was like the main in the 90s.

[00:46:49] Everyone was trying to free Tibet.

[00:46:51] Yeah.

[00:46:52] No, it was it was actually a First Amendment thing.

[00:46:55] Oh, free speech.

[00:46:56] We had duct tape across our mouths.

[00:46:58] We let the guitars feed back and then we left the stage.

[00:47:00] That was the entire show.

[00:47:01] The point that we were hoping to make was that you can't always take it for granted that

[00:47:05] you'll be able to hear music.

[00:47:07] The challenge is the status quo.

[00:47:08] Oh my fuck.

[00:47:09] So you pull your cock out for that.

[00:47:12] People are always trying to rob you of those First Amendment rights.

[00:47:15] But let me tell you, a lot of quarters were throwing at our dicks.

[00:47:20] Some of those who suck cockies.

[00:47:22] Yeah.

[00:47:23] The performance that day was more performance art than a rock concert.

[00:47:27] We appeared completely naked on stage with a letter PMRC written on our chest.

[00:47:31] Which is for a parents music resource center.

[00:47:35] Oh, they're against.

[00:47:37] Damn, this is that.

[00:47:38] The parental advisory.

[00:47:40] And life was so much better back then.

[00:47:42] There were no problems.

[00:47:43] People who don't.

[00:47:44] They wanted to put labels on CDs.

[00:47:47] People were worried about too much.

[00:47:48] Labels now that are like synonymous with the Black Lives Matter movement.

[00:47:54] The parental advisory logo was used in straight out of Compton as a logo for that.

[00:48:02] And now the Black Lives Matter logo.

[00:48:04] Oh, I see.

[00:48:06] I think style, realistically, it derives from the parental graduate.

[00:48:11] Yeah.

[00:48:12] That checks out.

[00:48:13] Damn, I never even thought about that shit, man.

[00:48:16] That's smart.

[00:48:17] You got a real fucking off for that type of graphic design type shit.

[00:48:20] Tipper Gore is responsible for it.

[00:48:21] Well, that's the whole world is all nothing but semifours and symbolism.

[00:48:27] For sure.

[00:48:28] Nothing is literal.

[00:48:29] It's all an associative puddle.

[00:48:32] Wow.

[00:48:33] Yeah.

[00:48:34] What kind of symbols are my putting out right now?

[00:48:37] Oh, man, I just closed my eyes and I feel that shit.

[00:48:41] What does semiotics mean?

[00:48:43] It's like signs.

[00:48:45] Yeah.

[00:48:46] And uh...

[00:48:47] It's a couple.

[00:48:48] It's something to do with language.

[00:48:51] I read some bullshit about how everything is a symbol.

[00:48:54] It's some kind of article in college.

[00:48:56] I'm so happy I don't remember shit.

[00:48:59] Yeah.

[00:49:00] I don't want to remember nothing.

[00:49:01] All right.

[00:49:03] That's sucking more of Mr. Scott.

[00:49:06] We already cut this world shit territory.

[00:49:09] But it's awesome though.

[00:49:13] Not getting my ass fucked by those two brothers.

[00:49:16] Not having a penis in my ass.

[00:49:19] I don't want to remember tanking cipher.

[00:49:22] Tell me they were going to sex me in.

[00:49:24] I told you already we can't erase the memories you have of things that happened outside

[00:49:30] of the matrix.

[00:49:33] Unfortunately you'll always have to remember getting blown out on a spaceship.

[00:49:39] Ah, fuck dude.

[00:49:43] What movie should I watch next in Stomby Cinema?

[00:49:46] How about a scene in Men in Black where like J and K are like, is this like a new alien?

[00:49:53] And he's like, you ready to get to cherry pop kid?

[00:49:56] And then Will Smith is like, I'm ready to kick some alien ass.

[00:49:59] And then he's like, we'll go in there and get him slick.

[00:50:02] And then they go like Will Smith goes into a place.

[00:50:05] And then the alien like fucks him in the ass.

[00:50:08] Pulls him down and like, he thinks it's like a small guy.

[00:50:11] But then all these tentacles come out and rape his ass.

[00:50:14] And then he's like crying and traumatized or whatever.

[00:50:19] And then what?

[00:50:21] No, I may agree.

[00:50:24] It's going somewhere.

[00:50:26] All right.

[00:50:27] God damn it.

[00:50:28] I'm going to talk you off that.

[00:50:29] I apologize.

[00:50:30] You said it.

[00:50:31] I said that.

[00:50:32] I didn't mean to say it.

[00:50:33] Oh yeah, that would be funny.

[00:50:34] Okay.

[00:50:35] No, I didn't say no way.

[00:50:36] Why don't you take us on a little germ?

[00:50:38] No, I want to hear the punch.

[00:50:40] So Tommy Lee.

[00:50:41] I was going to do it with language and imagery, but it ends up with Will Smith putting the

[00:50:45] memory eraser thing up his ass.

[00:50:48] And pressing the button.

[00:50:49] Does that being gay?

[00:50:50] No.

[00:50:51] Jeremy that I'm going to click in the button.

[00:50:54] It's like lower as a good turning pink.

[00:50:59] Like a little jackaliner.

[00:51:01] Come on.

[00:51:02] Kay, you remember your first time getting fucked in the ass by an alien back before we

[00:51:12] had the little memory eraser.

[00:51:14] That's the way we all did it.

[00:51:17] You had to get sexed into the matter of life.

[00:51:20] God, that would be horrible.

[00:51:23] It would make sense if they all got raped at some point.

[00:51:27] Yeah.

[00:51:28] It's called compromise.

[00:51:29] It's the only way we can guarantee you won't trade our alien secrets to the Russians.

[00:51:35] We've got a video of you getting fucked by a jig of abrion.

[00:51:41] Was that the name of it when we went to go see the jig of abrion?

[00:51:44] Yeah, that Nigerian alien.

[00:51:46] Oh my God.

[00:51:47] That was such a...

[00:51:48] We walked out.

[00:51:49] Where were we?

[00:51:50] I forgot.

[00:51:51] Ottawa.

[00:51:52] Oh yeah.

[00:51:53] Yeah.

[00:51:54] Damn, Ottawa sucks dick.

[00:51:55] Ottawa is fucking dog shit.

[00:51:57] That was one of the shit that was...

[00:51:59] God, that's one of the worst places I've ever been in my entire life.

[00:52:02] It's horrible.

[00:52:03] Because it's not even like the middle of nowhere.

[00:52:04] It's just like...

[00:52:05] I mean...

[00:52:06] Isn't it technically the capital?

[00:52:07] It is.

[00:52:08] It is.

[00:52:09] Yeah.

[00:52:10] That's so funny.

[00:52:11] It sucks.

[00:52:12] That's embarrassing.

[00:52:13] And DC sucks dick, but it's a way better city than mine.

[00:52:14] I mean, we didn't see any of the capital shit.

[00:52:18] We were just in the suburbs kind of...

[00:52:20] Adam.

[00:52:21] Why?

[00:52:22] Why is there capital shit is nice?

[00:52:23] Why the fuck are you fucking...

[00:52:24] I'm not disagreeing.

[00:52:26] Why are you going against the family?

[00:52:28] I'm just saying we didn't...

[00:52:29] You're bringing a weird tempo, a weird energy today.

[00:52:31] You're trying to go against the family.

[00:52:32] We're all shitting on Ottawa.

[00:52:34] No, Ottawa sucked.

[00:52:35] I mean, of course it sucked.

[00:52:36] I mean, the show is weird.

[00:52:39] I don't know.

[00:52:41] You're bringing a weird energy, dude.

[00:52:42] I'm sorry, dude.

[00:52:43] I'll come correct.

[00:52:44] The Indian food wasn't bad if I recall correct actually.

[00:52:47] Yeah, but they had cow at the Indian place.

[00:52:50] So...

[00:52:51] That beef.

[00:52:52] When did we have Indian food?

[00:52:53] We had a strip mall in Ottawa.

[00:52:55] Oh, yeah, that was good.

[00:52:56] It was actually good.

[00:52:57] I was even weird that they served beef there.

[00:52:59] Yeah, but I don't fucking care.

[00:53:00] You know, it was really...

[00:53:01] No, that was in Edmonton.

[00:53:03] That was Edmonton.

[00:53:04] You're right.

[00:53:05] You're right.

[00:53:06] Oh, that was...

[00:53:07] We take it back to the city that never sleeps.

[00:53:08] Edmonton was also...

[00:53:09] But Edmonton was just as bleak, but the sun doesn't set.

[00:53:13] And then it is like...

[00:53:14] The street was pretty good.

[00:53:15] It was weird.

[00:53:16] Yeah, it was that school with that weird social architecture.

[00:53:17] Oh, it was in the dorm.

[00:53:18] Yeah.

[00:53:19] Oh, is that where we stayed in the dorm?

[00:53:21] Yeah, it was so weird.

[00:53:22] Yeah, and the fucking...

[00:53:23] Yeah, I was trying to go...

[00:53:24] I was trying to like beat off before going to sleep.

[00:53:27] And there's like no blinds in my window.

[00:53:29] And then there's like 19 girls playing ping-pong outside my room.

[00:53:32] Yeah.

[00:53:33] And it's 11.45 at night and it's daylight.

[00:53:35] Yeah.

[00:53:36] That was weird.

[00:53:37] Yeah.

[00:53:38] That was weird.

[00:53:39] That was weird.

[00:53:40] And nobody was getting pussy on the tour.

[00:53:41] I think we were like girlfriends.

[00:53:42] Yeah, what a fucking awful way to go on tour.

[00:53:45] A horrible...

[00:53:46] God damn.

[00:53:47] Whatever.

[00:53:48] Next time.

[00:53:50] Next time.

[00:53:51] Damn, I can't wait till Joe Biden fixes coronavirus.

[00:53:53] I can go on tour.

[00:53:56] Eat some cuisines.

[00:53:57] Eat some pussy deach.

[00:53:58] We're going to get it fixed and replace it with a new virus.

[00:54:02] We're going to have an even better virus that kills even more people.

[00:54:09] This might not be the first virus that I farted out of my pussy.

[00:54:14] But it will not be the last.

[00:54:18] Yeah.

[00:54:19] Yeah.

[00:54:20] Kamala.

[00:54:21] Kamala.

[00:54:22] Show us your real good.

[00:54:25] Kamala.

[00:54:26] Fuck me in the ass.

[00:54:31] I would let her, I would let her peg me.

[00:54:34] This might not be the first time I fucked somebody in the ass.

[00:54:39] And it will not be the last.

[00:54:43] Yeah.

[00:54:44] Kamala.

[00:54:45] Let's go.

[00:54:46] Let's go.

[00:54:49] Let's say freak when you're singled out.

[00:54:58] The red, well, filter through.

[00:55:02] So way down.

[00:55:04] The thread is real.

[00:55:05] When the site goes red again.

[00:55:08] Chivelle playing the inauguration.

[00:55:11] Yeah.

[00:55:13] So fuck us.

[00:55:15] Yes.

[00:55:16] Because I'm gay.

[00:55:19] I can't wait to get to the bathroom.

[00:55:22] I can't wait to get to have someone get to the bathroom in my ass.

[00:55:29] What was the idea, like the Iranian guy that just has this, he's constantly cheating on his

[00:55:34] wife with his friend.

[00:55:36] But it's always just something like, and the wife can't do anything because if she goes

[00:55:40] to the police she'll go to jail.

[00:55:42] Unfortunately, we have their report, but we must arrest you because your pussy is trash.

[00:55:52] Yeah, you're dead.

[00:55:54] Me a pussy tan team gay.

[00:55:56] You're getting death penalty for marrying homosexual.

[00:55:59] Yeah.

[00:56:00] No, her pussy is so bad it turned him gay.

[00:56:02] Honey me, baby gay.

[00:56:07] I am fucked up.

[00:56:12] That is some good pussy.

[00:56:15] I love getting a pussy.

[00:56:18] I might not be the first woman.

[00:56:23] So fuck us.

[00:56:25] It's a victory for people who fuck dogs.

[00:56:30] I think about all different kinds of people who are performing.

[00:56:34] Black people who came out and all the way to people who fuck dogs.

[00:56:41] That's a big tent.

[00:56:44] What's Barry up to these days, mate?

[00:56:47] That's what I do.

[00:56:49] He's hitting threes and having gay stuff.

[00:56:52] Couldn't he technically be in the cabinet even though he's already been present?

[00:56:56] Aren't you eligible to be the president?

[00:57:00] You can do whatever you want.

[00:57:01] No, they have a lone survivor, right?

[00:57:03] Like every state of the union, they leave one cabinet guy out in case the whole thing gets bombed.

[00:57:08] Yeah, but I'm just saying you don't want to be vice president.

[00:57:11] No, we've been president.

[00:57:12] I think Donald Trump should run again as Donald Grump with a like a Groucho Marx mustache.

[00:57:18] Yeah.

[00:57:19] I'm a different guy.

[00:57:20] It's not me.

[00:57:21] I'm not the same guy.

[00:57:22] I'm a different guy.

[00:57:23] I've got, listen.

[00:57:25] Instead of China, I don't like India.

[00:57:28] Wow.

[00:57:29] Totally different.

[00:57:31] Although it is funny how he says China.

[00:57:34] China.

[00:57:35] China.

[00:57:36] He says China weird.

[00:57:39] Victory.

[00:57:40] Victory.

[00:57:41] Victory.

[00:57:42] I love to get a poshay.

[00:57:45] For the presidential election, victory penis.

[00:57:51] Yeah.

[00:57:52] Why is it so hard to do?

[00:57:54] It's all right, man.

[00:57:55] You'll get him.

[00:57:56] You got four years, buddy.

[00:57:57] Yeah.

[00:57:58] Or until he dies.

[00:57:59] It'll be right after he dies.

[00:58:01] This one, I'll finally figure it out.

[00:58:03] He ain't that right.

[00:58:05] You cursed to have a little fucking penis.

[00:58:08] This is the song inside my ass.

[00:58:11] I'm fucking guys and sucking this.

[00:58:16] And we will never know.

[00:58:20] All right.

[00:58:25] All right.

[00:58:30] Okay.

[00:58:31] Okay.

[00:58:32] I get it.

[00:58:33] I can't.

[00:58:35] Stop making them go in.

[00:58:38] It's annoying to everyone.

[00:58:40] They're saying things.

[00:58:43] Never for any time.

[00:58:45] Depondas used to be only Indian people work there.

[00:58:49] God damn it.

[00:58:50] I wish I'm going to have to do a whole other night.

[00:58:52] I sat in my apartment.

[00:58:55] Hours.

[00:58:56] I believe you.

[00:58:57] And once I hit one or two notes, I'm like, I got it.

[00:59:00] I got it.

[00:59:01] There he is.

[00:59:02] But it was elusive.

[00:59:03] Yeah.

[00:59:04] You let it slip through your fingers.

[00:59:05] There's guys like that.

[00:59:06] It just gets the, yeah.

[00:59:07] It's all right, man.

[00:59:08] I'll get it back.

[00:59:09] I believe you in your, in your bit, in your dick.

[00:59:13] I believe you will get your binding.

[00:59:16] Believe in your dick.

[00:59:17] You will do a good as an impression.

[00:59:20] And then I'm going to fuck your ass.

[00:59:23] Imagine having your dick sucked.

[00:59:25] Yep.

[00:59:26] By the police.

[00:59:28] Imagine you get pulled over.

[00:59:30] The police suck your dick.

[00:59:32] What do people want when they get pulled over?

[00:59:35] They want to get their dick sucked by the cops.

[00:59:37] So true.

[00:59:41] Introducing the gun.

[00:59:44] Well, it'll-

[00:59:46] Music Language

[00:59:53] Tin alum