Cum Town | Regular | 12/09/2020
[00:00:24] And then we were just like, all right dude, just for an hour.
[00:00:42] I bought, I bought, like the way baby sometimes.
[00:00:49] They do the fucking, like they do the rhythms of talking.
[00:00:52] Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
[00:01:11] I had one nice cigar once and it made sense why people-
[00:01:19] Someone was based all from someone's dad.
[00:01:29] Smoking Cubans, you didn't even tell us.
[00:01:30] I didn't know that, I didn't, I don't know, I've never been a cigar man.
[00:01:33] In high school, I used to smoke blackened mildes.
[00:01:38] Um, and I thought that that was luxury.
[00:01:43] I thought it was, that's how, that's how Caribbean businessmen enjoy their afternoons.
[00:01:50] Yeah, we've been over this, the wooden tip, that was luxury.
[00:01:54] Yeah, they feel like Hunter S. Tomerson.
[00:01:58] They had like an upscale version that had a wooden tip.
[00:02:08] Some kind of, yeah, some kind of like goat pedophile.
[00:02:15] You blow into his pan flute and smoke his wood tip to blackened mild and then lure our
[00:02:36] Midsummer's tight jeans and it's a bunch of Shakespearean guys wearing very tight jeans.
[00:02:41] You can see the balls are like, Dothar see my penis.
[00:02:51] My luscious and in salubrious outlines shall dance upon my thigh and trace down the piss
[00:03:07] My blue jeans die dark with the stains of urine as they make their way down my constricted
[00:03:14] and turgid tight legs and into my ankles and it fills my shoes with the scent and weight
[00:03:24] of a thousand pisses and the piss of autumn.
[00:03:33] Both thou eyes present to me a picture of a big pair of tits that I may get.
[00:03:40] Or that I may find myself completely wrecked inside my tight jeans and the jeans, the
[00:04:33] And to dry in the brisk breath of Uncle Winter's disdain for our devilish triss of the mates
[00:04:46] of gender shall he do say the good Lord this is an abomination.
[00:04:57] Felt upon the dried bust peeled off like paper mache.
[00:05:13] The confessions of St. Augustine chapter twelve.
[00:05:18] Oh good Lord, when you look down upon me as I bend at the knee and hip to receive thine
[00:05:33] My eyes shall fall upon my reflection in the spatune as I've bent over like a bovine in
[00:05:41] repose waiting for the load of the Lord to wash upon my anus and dry out the sins of
[00:05:58] My hemorotic lines of swollen vascularity around my hands.
[00:06:06] Each one representing hidden desires buried deep in me, O Lord, and I took your grace into
[00:06:17] I have become fucked into mine own ass.
[00:06:20] So Lord, I confess I have never felt such girth in pleasure as brought to me by the Lord.
[00:06:31] As each not of the rosary entered my body, I St. Augustine's diaries were discovered
[00:06:49] And fifteen of thou men shed van where we lived in fuckeder Lord.
[00:06:57] And I knew that the gas tank was filled not gently.
[00:07:00] Hey, Ollie, you still doing your gay ass little fucking...
[00:07:08] The fucking ravens is playing, yo, with that gay shit.
[00:07:15] And my roommate from Dundalk, then yelled at me and I would tell him I am busy testifying
[00:07:28] He says he thinks he's having a sexual guard, yo.
[00:07:33] But the thing is, when he's asleep, we fucking rob him.
[00:07:43] The confessions of St. Augustine, chapter 14.
[00:07:46] And one time I got hard at Suncoast Video, looking at a novelty t-shirt of Stewie Griffin
[00:07:55] I thought to myself, Shao, what a two-eye confess.
[00:08:02] The scene of homosexuality or pedophilia, or does it not matter because Stewie's presentation
[00:08:09] is so far removed from that of an actual charm.
[00:08:14] Of an actual human at all that it could just be the Lord's grace of artistic divinity.
[00:08:22] And what I experienced was not sexual attraction to a forbidden class, more so in appreciation
[00:08:31] for mankind's gift of art that channels through basically what I'm getting at.
[00:08:49] I'm an illustrator to let my dear friend...
[00:09:04] Oh, so not only you not going to be a part of the bit, you're going to mid-bit explain
[00:09:11] I don't know why I said I get it, but I felt him on that.
[00:09:17] Because you've gotten an already-correction.
[00:09:19] No, but he was getting hard at man's accomplishment.
[00:09:38] Catamount is a ski resort is what Nick said.
[00:09:40] And then you said, I know I've heard the name before.
[00:09:50] I'm like, oh shit, we could be skiing right now.
[00:09:55] And then you said after that, oh, that's a ski resort.
[00:10:34] So for this episode, your notes from lunch.
[00:10:38] You have to lock it, which is what you said after.
[00:10:44] Can we address something from lunch, Nick?
[00:10:48] Okay, when the old man dropped his $20 bill and I said, sir...
[00:10:52] Hold on, I'm dealing with some right now.
[00:10:58] I'm taking over the old man dropped $20.
[00:11:10] No, no, I wanted to address it all you wanted.
[00:11:14] I wanted to address your snickering and I wanted you to finally explain to me why it
[00:11:24] He'd already been over and he was touching.
[00:11:27] I was there and then Adam was like, sir, you dropped her.
[00:11:40] I would have picked it up and then maybe taken a fine recipe or something.
[00:11:43] No, no, you would have just gotten the points from being a good guy.
[00:11:47] You're mad that he stole your good guy from...
[00:11:48] No, he was an old man and I don't think he recognized that he dropped $20.
[00:11:53] You already dropped things all the time.
[00:12:01] Do you think if you hadn't said anything, it would have changed the way that man behaved?
[00:12:17] I'm like a gratuitous declaration of dropping.
[00:12:28] I don't know what you're trying to say.
[00:12:43] A gratuitous announcement of dropping is...
[00:12:47] There's still some other word that I'm looking for.
[00:12:50] The point is I said, sir, you dropped $20 and the nicks snicker at me because it was
[00:13:05] But he had as an impartial observer who didn't laugh at you but in my head quietly thought
[00:13:15] Unless somebody had to make a big deal of it and make Nick look like he was in the wrong,
[00:13:21] whereas make sure you've laughed audibly, maybe not because maybe the old man thought
[00:13:32] I just want to let you know that my friend was laughing at me, not at you.
[00:13:40] After Nick went to the W at E.B. De Bois Rare Book Shop, it was closed.
[00:13:48] I think all three of us tried to go in the middle of the first.
[00:13:55] I'm really fucking gay and I want to have sex.
[00:14:25] I'm walking home and I'm also happy to be gay.
[00:14:33] The club is full of ballers and their pockets full of ballers.
[00:14:47] If they have more money than your boy and it ain't cheating.
[00:14:51] If the dick is of a higher tax bracket, then your fucking
[00:14:42] Your fiance told me that men with more money are of a higher caliber more worthy.
[00:15:04] And that's what the feminists should always have your head on a swivel because all pussy
[00:15:10] knows is trading up to that next cock that's going to be his paycheck.
[00:15:15] And also in that other song that had when they said, Audemow Bills, that's not a word.
[00:15:33] I only know key parts of their songs, but not the whole thing.
[00:15:47] Yeah, they of course had another hit, Survivor song.
[00:15:50] I have a penis, but it is very, but it is so small.
[00:16:00] Now I got the littlest dick that you have seen.
[00:16:04] Everybody doesn't want to suck it because it's green.
[00:16:07] My dick is fucking ugly and it smells like shit.
[00:16:11] Everybody hates when they have to suck it.
[00:16:17] I'm going to fuck some other guys now because I am gay and my dick is small.
[00:16:27] Oftentimes the songs are about how a man is forced into homosexuality because of the
[00:16:57] He is like Christian, but I don't feel esophical or something.
[00:17:03] He asked me some fucking stupid words about theology.
[00:17:07] The only thing I know about God and shit like that is that in Greek Orthodoxy, Santa is
[00:17:21] That's the only thing you know about God.
[00:17:23] That's the only thing I remember about Santa.
[00:17:26] Santa has a different name in the Greek, you know, whatever.
[00:17:43] He has the same origin story and everything.
[00:17:56] I don't think he's either one of them, honestly.
[00:17:57] Saint Nick in Greek Orthodoxy is just a guy that was good at speeches.
[00:18:03] I think he was like Turkish or from Asia Minor or some shit.
[00:18:08] I think every Christian, every saint, every early saint was Middle Eastern.
[00:18:16] I'm going to pause this for a second because I have to bitch about something there.
[00:18:27] I tell you, being a businessman is the hardest job in the world.
[00:18:32] It's difficult to be a small business owner.
[00:18:38] It is funny because they should call it instead of small, the word should be pretend.
[00:18:46] Because a lot of being a small business owner is like, I got to go to Staples.
[00:18:55] I'm going to have to get a website I don't need that no one will use and spend three
[00:19:00] Unless you're on like a restaurant or something.
[00:19:10] We should all move up here and all just have failing businesses.
[00:19:16] Because it's illegal to have a podcast.
[00:19:18] Well, it will be the way we're going to do it.
[00:19:22] Well, Officer Kamala is not going to be too happy to the describing the child's penis
[00:19:34] You know, at a certain point, the description becomes so vivid that it basically is child-borne
[00:19:46] It wouldn't be funny if someone did actually do this.
[00:19:52] Blind people aren't allowed to have a laugh.
[00:20:00] Didn't we just go through this with deaf people in this very court?
[00:20:08] Heard the case of the deaf guy laughing at his own penis versus the government versus
[00:20:18] And the deaf guy... what would a deaf...
[00:20:21] I guess they would just look at child pornography.
[00:20:35] Imagine you're a blind pedophile and you're just like, you got headphones on and you're
[00:20:49] I'm like, Mike doesn't know how lucky he has it.
[00:20:56] I bet you it probably still would be illegal.
[00:20:59] But it probably wouldn't be illegal to do like a radio play version of it where you just
[00:21:04] have a fake, someone crying and then like a pocket pussy getting fucked by a cucumber.
[00:21:10] Well, Nick was saying he wants to do a radio play.
[00:21:16] That might be our whole next demographic.
[00:21:18] Just describe who child pornography is.
[00:21:27] I would love to be like the fucking Gideon verse Wayne right.
[00:21:33] Of like the visual description, vivid descriptions of something illegal to look at.
[00:21:43] I'm an advocate, Your Honor, for people with disabilities.
[00:21:46] Your Honor, I'm just a simple dipshit with a radio show.
[00:21:50] Your Honor, I'm just some fucking asshole piece of shit.
[00:21:53] I'm just a dumb piece of shit that pretended to be recording child pornography already
[00:21:59] Your Honor, I may just be a fucking retard.
[00:22:16] But I'm a retard with a hard penis or a gambles or something.
[00:22:17] Your retard who wants to shave his penis.
[00:22:22] Your Honor, I'm a simple country retard with a hair penis.
[00:22:29] It is until I got the lawnmower with 3.0.
[00:22:40] And it shaves your pubes so close to the skin that they were letting...
[00:22:45] They were having blind pedophiles suck off the small post in their...
[00:22:58] It looks like it's to a blind pedophile.
[00:23:03] No, we're all trying to get those babies.
[00:23:06] And we want to congratulate Adam Frex, being the pilot.
[00:23:14] We were talking about a guy teaching kids how to skate goofy.
[00:23:21] Mr. Stevens told me how to skate goofy.
[00:23:24] And they were like, that sounds normal.
[00:23:28] And then you take off all your clothes.
[00:23:47] He was the most little brother in the history.
[00:23:51] And there's a pedophile episode where he tries to get them to surf naked.
[00:23:59] I'm glad I can shave my balls and dick with Manscaped lawn mower 3.0.
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[00:24:18] If you like having sex with your own body sexually, sex style.
[00:24:29] That's what a sex style penis had the wrong comment.
[00:24:34] We don't even need copy because we love the product so much.
[00:24:36] You got to hear this for our Brace Yourself Winters coming.
[00:24:46] You know, in the grand scheme of things, that's not as bad as...
[00:24:51] I think there's a joke later in it that's not bad.
[00:24:54] It's that brand is in the wheel to turn it into a...
[00:25:04] Autumn is in the air and Manscaped is here to ensure you don't carve your pumpkins when
[00:25:21] By pumpkins, we actually mean your boys downstairs.
[00:25:28] It was like, there was like, oh, pumpkin.
[00:25:32] He's when his co-workers deliberately write a joke and he's like, wait, I think there's
[00:25:43] It's funny, because boy downstairs is also going on with that...
[00:25:54] I remember they were always thinking, he's talking about shaving his balls.
[00:25:56] But it means fucking the chill sex slaves in his basement.
[00:26:02] He has the only house with a basement in San Francisco.
[00:26:12] I had a basement built for the sole purpose of committing sins closer to hell.
[00:26:21] I would have wondered if undoubtedly I end up, oh lord, I love these penis and I can't
[00:26:36] And drink your smooth comb out of your smooth penis that's been shaved by the lawnmower.
[00:26:42] And by coming and going, it brought to my mind other ideas and remembrances.
[00:26:51] And little by so easily penetrated to the quick example.
[00:27:02] You can just go right to the man himself.
[00:27:10] And so, and St. Augustine, of course, loved the full range of Mascape products.
[00:27:16] Huge improvement over the Shears 1.0, which was just a knife with a laser pointer attached.
[00:27:22] You do not want to be cut your fingernails to that.
[00:27:38] You never know when opportunity structure always be prepared.
[00:27:41] You imagine being that on date with a girl and you know your balls.
[00:27:45] Yeah, because you just had some fucking cheese, the brie.
[00:27:48] And for some reason, the cheese always went right there.
[00:27:51] That's what pulls his pants down to fart in public.
[00:27:56] Because he doesn't want to get his pants dirty.
[00:28:03] I guess you got a fucking million dollars you spent on pants.
[00:28:05] I was pulling my pants all the way down.
[00:28:07] Nick was showing his asshole and pertain to fart.
[00:28:21] The man-scaped refined cologne is a cost-effective way to no longer smell Indian.
[00:28:32] It's easy way to smell clean and fresh for your date.
[00:28:39] Yeah, that is a mistake you should apologize for.
[00:28:43] No, that's where the guy that made the Game of Thrones show.
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[00:29:06] I'm gonna have you a little hand statue.
[00:29:09] A little hand statue, the rest of my nuts in.
[00:29:34] Weird wacker ear and nose hair trimmer uses the same skin-safe technology when you're
[00:29:38] just forming those delicate nose hairs.
[00:29:44] You can shove it all the way in your ass.
[00:29:51] So you can put it in your wife's vagina and she will not get an infection.
[00:29:59] Self-cleaning and also once it's done cleaning, self-cleaning is the pussy they think.
[00:30:06] These are probably pretty good on your pussy.
[00:30:08] And you better not be caught slipping out here.
[00:30:12] I better not catch you slipping with pussy hair.
[00:30:17] If we catch you lacking or I guess not lacking, if you're caught, you want to be caught lacking
[00:30:26] when it comes to pussy hair but not guns.
[00:30:32] If Nick catches a woman with a very pussy, if we can't beat the fuck...
[00:30:40] By loving a man as if he would never die.
[00:30:47] Have you never read the Confessions of St. Augustine?
[00:30:53] But I mean, it's like all about having...
[00:31:06] I don't know if I'll get in trouble with them, but I don't want to read about this foot cleaner
[00:31:15] It's not gross to have nice clean feet.
[00:31:26] I mean, I've done literally everything.
[00:31:30] You've done everything you could do fuck.
[00:32:01] And we love it so much that a man's conscience accuses itself if he does not love one who
[00:32:06] loves him or is spawned in love to love.
[00:32:09] Seeking nothing from the other but the evidences of his love.
[00:32:13] This is the source of our moaning when one dies.
[00:32:31] I got some sauce you can moan about Auggie.
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[00:32:44] And you're going to love it, especially if you have a foot order.
[00:32:46] Or if you just want to fucking stay fresh, get some of that foot powder.
[00:32:50] I guess I think it's the word stank that bothers me.
[00:32:58] Skatefest but not the legion of skates.
[00:33:03] I think it's just like the construction of those words.
[00:33:15] It's like fucking havin' a dental scraper.
[00:33:25] I used to date a girl who claimed that she hated to hear the word panty.
[00:33:32] And I, what if I just cut her and he's like, and they both fucked her.
[00:33:38] We're gonna say no, we're gonna say no.
[00:33:39] And see what St. Augustine has said about whether we fucked her or not.
[00:33:46] And all who worship thee shall say when they hear these things, blessed be the Lord in heaven
[00:33:57] My words had stuck fast in my breast and I was hedged round about by thee on every side
[00:34:03] of thy eternal life I was now certain, although I had seen it through a glass darkly.
[00:34:10] And I had been relieved of all doubt that there is an incorruptible substance and that
[00:34:15] it is the source of every other substance.
[00:34:20] Any longer crave greater certainty about thee, but rather greater steadfastness in thee.
[00:34:26] So does for my temporal life everything was uncertain and my heart had to be purged of
[00:34:34] The way the Savior himself pleased me well, but as yet I was reluctant to pass through
[00:34:40] the straight eight and I'll just put it into my mind and it seems good in my own sight
[00:34:43] to go to some place on us, but to me a faithful servant of thine and thy grace shone forth
[00:34:50] I had also been told that from his youth up he had lived in entire devotion to thee.
[00:34:59] He was already an old man and because of his great age which he had passed in such a zealous
[00:35:05] discipleship in thy way, he appeared to me likely to have gained much wisdom and indeed
[00:35:25] Were we talking about how great St. Louis?
[00:35:33] The lawnmower 3.0, the shears 2.0, the foot bullshit, the ball wipes and the fucking
[00:35:45] Smells like absolutely shit being like finally my package is here.
[00:35:58] He like hoes down by my manscape package.
[00:36:00] But you know what that guy is probably out there and he's probably listening and go to
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[00:36:42] Spread open my pussy and fuck it with your knees.
[00:36:53] Come town 20 and you'll probably get 20% off of your first order.
[00:37:02] And you're going to be smelling fucking good.
[00:37:15] Got a nice little bag with a nice little fucking bag.
[00:37:35] If there is a way to make my friend, my dear friend pregnant by way of my bust, the sauce
[00:37:57] But the pussy was never external to my penis, but the sensation of pussy lives inside of
[00:38:03] And so in your grace, good Lord, I can have my penis and pussy whenever I like, if I remember
[00:38:11] They went to such a gift that as my penis even remains hard in my pants, it should not
[00:38:22] I'm going to update the copy so that it actually has a promo code in here.
[00:38:36] I guess who gives a shit fucking cares.
[00:38:38] I'm just having a very nice December 9th with my friends.
[00:38:45] It's the best trimmer for your butt, balls and body.
[00:38:49] So you are supposed to use it on your asshole.
[00:39:01] A lot of your face looks like other people's balls.
[00:39:03] I've been doing a kind of a girl with the dragon tattoos, sort of looking up to her.
[00:39:08] I got glow sticks shoved in every orifice.
[00:39:17] I'm also going to get a Padawan learner side bread.
[00:39:22] I would have been bleaching your report, but it's an update on guys that bleached your
[00:39:30] Just giving you guys some updates here.
[00:39:46] And I've been taking a lot of shits because I had a busy spring break and you got to
[00:39:53] Guys, remember going out there, not only stay hydrated, empty yourself at the end of the
[00:39:59] So you got to blow out the spit valve on a trumpet.
[00:40:05] Actually, I was talking to, I met Wynton Marsalis.
[00:40:10] I asked him about the spit valve and he was very interested in telling me about it.
[00:40:14] I said, you know, it's very similar to me.
[00:40:16] I go have a rough trade gay sex down in Miami during spring break and I have to empty my
[00:40:27] He couldn't just, he said it was disgusting.
[00:40:30] It's sad to know that a man that you admire is a bigot.
[00:40:36] To find out that Wynton Marsalis is race-
[00:40:41] White gay men who are rich and have nothing to do with have gay sex.
[00:40:46] I just go to the party and they're going to have me sex.
[00:40:54] I said, Wynton, you're going to love this.
[00:40:56] But I call my asshole Wynton Strumpert.
[00:41:13] This is a really big day December 9th, guys, which it is today.
[00:41:19] Did you know that it was the, a lot of big stuff that happened, including the beginning
[00:41:32] You know what I liked even more than the beginning.
[00:41:38] Well, this was when they, this begins with a doctor's trial prosecuting physicians and
[00:41:41] officers alleged to be involved in Nazi human experimentation.
[00:41:44] Oh, you know what you can also do is you can take blue shoes.
[00:41:49] Why don't you tell the fans about your experience with that?
[00:41:54] Well, I go to the kitchen to get another mango slice.
[00:42:09] Once the pork shoulders done, then we can fucking go crazy.
[00:42:11] We're not going to eat mango slices with the pork shoulder.
[00:42:22] Well, the thing is, folks, the way I just described the mango slices is something I can't
[00:42:26] even be around or else I'll eat all of it.
[00:42:33] However, the difference between eating mango slices and fucking pussy is that you can eat
[00:42:37] mango slices and nothing has to get hard.
[00:42:40] But to fuck pussy, your dick has to get hard.
[00:42:44] And unfortunately, because of many reasons, stress, anxiety, being hundreds of pounds
[00:42:50] overweight, whatever, each of these is equally is the reason why I can't get hard.
[00:42:58] And that's why I go to blue shoe.com and I get cock pills delivered right to my door
[00:43:06] No down, no in person doctors visits, no waiting in line, no being embarrassed because my fucked
[00:43:13] I have to look a Italian man in the eyes.
[00:43:23] The blue shoe actually bought the rights of Dr. Mario.
[00:43:25] So when you play those games now, Mario has to get down on his knees and suck shoes.
[00:43:33] This is one of the new Mario party mini games is Dr. Mario.
[00:43:36] Yoshi's dick is a stretchy dick like it's tongue.
[00:43:47] And what's Yoshi's deal is so he's makes normal noises, but then he also makes like beatboxing
[00:43:56] And also like used to be Yoshi would just be like, broop, broop, broop, broop, broop,
[00:44:02] broop, broop, broop, broop, broop, broop.
[00:44:06] So the point though is that after going on bluetooth.com, and I get my choice of sadad
[00:44:11] little filler to dad little filler and that's Viagra generic Viagra, or see how else is
[00:44:16] the real shit that old motherfuckers get to use their dick hard butt.
[00:44:22] But it also works for young men who are fattish shit, depressed, or on so many drugs, their
[00:44:32] For me, I'm not in bad shape per se, but I'm constantly finding myself in fuck team five
[00:44:40] We're five four stars roll up in a sprinter van.
[00:44:43] And fours Adam just give either pussies and get his dick hard.
[00:44:46] And typically he has such stage fright and he's not, look, I love Adam.
[00:44:52] But the moment sometimes can be too big for him.
[00:45:12] Do Zama or do Ama or some shit Sarah J. Sarah J. She's looking rough these days, bro.
[00:45:19] We're talking about Sarah J. She's definitely been on the front.
[00:45:29] And Adam, Adam, find yourself in a fuck team five style.
[00:45:33] And that's why I would, if you're in worried about that, I would go with the Todadalafil,
[00:45:37] which is the Seattle's, which keeps your dick hard over the over a course of time.
[00:45:41] You could stretch that out in the three days.
[00:45:44] Where's the San Dentalafil or which is more of a 24 hour thing, right?
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[00:49:14] When you are trying to have sex with your child mistress.
[00:49:23] And then you can get a fucking slice of mango.
[00:49:30] The only breaks I take are to go to help us to put in a poor shoulder.
[00:49:37] Sometimes I got to whip you into fucking shape Adam.
[00:49:41] I would absolutely dominate you if I was gay.
[00:49:44] I would fuck the shit out of you as a person.
[00:49:55] You guys want to go to the rainforest cafe?
[00:50:00] It's trending on Twitter and it reminded me that if they, they're, they're, they got
[00:50:04] a bone to pick with that fucking gorilla.
[00:50:10] Are you going to pick it with your teeth?
[00:50:17] Now that the zoo is not so fucking busy with those goddamn kids.
[00:50:20] You finally adults can go enjoy the prison.
[00:50:23] Is the zoo where Tony fucked his crazy mistress?
[00:50:33] I want to go there and get to see the property.
[00:50:57] You're so, you're diagnosed with one of the worst cases of a mind of men.
[00:51:03] I could have a look at this delicately.
[00:51:14] Do you have any chicken with rosemary and mind of mencia?
[00:51:19] Dude, I was hyped when mind of Mencia came out.
[00:51:23] I was a Mencia fan after the first half.
[00:51:31] Can you believe that fucking asshole would just make fun of mentally disabled?
[00:51:37] Where does that Mexican gentleman get off?
[00:51:42] His real name is Ned Holness, as I learned in my video where Joe Rogan confronts him.
[00:51:50] Yeah, before Joe Rogan had the heart of the bench.
[00:51:52] It's so funny because it's like, who gives a shit about stealing bits?
[00:51:56] The bit, the joke that they're like bad about it.
[00:51:59] You're the biggest joke thief in the industry right now.
[00:52:08] As long as you keep finding those mango slices.
[00:52:11] Boy, you can do whatever the hell you want.
[00:52:17] That's back when libertarians owned comedy.
[00:52:21] That's when joke theft was a big thing.
[00:52:22] The only thing that mattered was intellectual property.
[00:52:25] Yeah, rape's cool, but if you steal your...
[00:52:33] Which was like literally everyone said that joke.
[00:52:41] What are you talking about in the mind of...
[00:52:54] My favorite of that era was like the...
[00:52:56] I don't know if this guy's homeless or he's got Bluetooth.
[00:53:06] People look at me like I'm fucking insane.
[00:53:10] No, I mean, it's worse now because it's like you can't even...
[00:53:20] Like it practically didn't make sense when people were doing that joke.
[00:53:36] Don't tell Leia what we used to do about any of this.
[00:53:43] You don't think I've moved on from all that?
[00:53:47] Yeah, I fucked him so bad one time they had to remove his brain and replace it with circuitry.
[00:53:59] Today you want to hear some famous birthdays?
[00:54:32] I'm gonna spread my cheeks and say Spartacus into my ass.
[00:54:53] Captain, I believe my penis is too small.
[00:54:58] Captain, I am angry because my dick is not the size it was promised to be based on the color of my skin.
[00:55:08] Seems like somebody you would know who that is.
[00:55:10] Gene Roddenberry just being like, well, the Klingons, initially my idea was to imagine black people, but they have small dicks.
[00:55:17] If you have all of that latent aggression but no reward, no outlet.
[00:55:23] He was like, hmm, imagine a black guy with a Chinese sized penis, but also his forehead ridges on it.
[00:55:38] What if I just transitioned to being a sci-fi writer after this?
[00:55:42] Just write a thick-ass book and it's like, oh, the Diga Boo-Bians, they collect a very rare type of space banana.
[00:55:51] Yeah, you could really get away with some risks.
[00:56:01] Their lips are so big, it changes the atmosphere on their home plate.
[00:56:10] But his name makes him sound like he got mad pussy.
[00:56:38] There was that show Andromeda that sucked dick.
[00:56:41] And they had to call it like Gene Rodd.
[00:56:44] No, I think I'm thinking of another movie.
[00:56:56] And they had to put Gene Roddenberry's name in there.
[00:56:58] It's to like trick you into thinking it would be as good as Star Trek.
[00:57:07] He never like wrote any books or anything.
[00:57:09] No, I think it's based on a Star Trek book.
[00:57:17] The series was produced under the guidance of his widow.
[00:57:21] Who possessed notes kept by Roddenberry to provide the conceptual basis for this series.
[00:57:25] Ran for five seasons between 97 and 2002.
[00:57:29] Oh, you're talking about this shitty show.
[00:57:48] And he's like, what if space was filled with fucking drugs?
[00:57:56] When you went into space, and as soon as you left the atmosphere, you got hot.
[00:58:08] Gene's wife was kind of hot back in the day, but she...
[00:58:24] It's fun to watch for the first 20 minutes.
[00:58:41] Scientists were like, we're gonna make this movie.
[00:58:51] I've said it before in the show, but my favorite line ever written is in that movie.
[00:58:56] When Barry Pepper speaks their silent language.
[00:58:59] Guys, guys, guys, please know spoilers.
[00:59:04] Barry Pepper speaks their silent language.
[00:59:08] I'm taking my headphones off and I'm plugging up my ears.
[00:59:13] I guess we'll, is ears are plugged, just say it.
[00:59:18] We'll watch it later because we can see it.
[00:59:28] I don't want anything spoiled for me now.
[00:59:32] Gene Rottenberry fucked two of the bitches on Star's name.
[00:59:42] Barry's know this stuff and it's like...
[00:59:46] Because you're always, anytime anyone comes up you're like, oh yeah.
[00:59:49] I haven't read a single piece of Faulkner but I do know that his penis was 6.32 inch.
[00:59:54] First of all, I don't know what Faulkner's cock looks like.
[01:00:03] That was another big series from that period.
[01:00:11] He was dating both the black lady on Star Trek and Michelle Nichols and Major Barrett, who
[01:00:21] And then after several months, it was a quaranticopedia.
[01:00:24] After several months he introduced Nichols to Barrett with whom he had also been having
[01:00:29] At the time, Rottenberry wanted to remain in open relationship with both women.
[01:00:33] But Nichols, recognizing Barrett's devotion to him, ended the affair she did not want
[01:00:37] to be the other woman to the other woman.
[01:00:38] Literally Nick's joke about Gene Rottenberry getting mad pussy in the 60s because you
[01:00:47] That's a Gene Rottenberry real fast dude of the week.
[01:00:51] Yeah, he is the real last dude of the week.
[01:01:03] Shout-out to the big, the lower Drodinberry.
[01:01:08] Call me Star Trek Rottenberry the way I'm about to get pussy.
[01:01:11] I also think he had a wife while he was fucking both of them.
[01:01:14] Yeah, his wife, he died and he was like, make my show bitch.
[01:01:17] And after he died, she had to make that make battlefield earth.
[01:01:29] By the time he started on the series, Nichols said that they were only good friends as his
[01:01:35] However, during the production of the first season, writer Ken Cole bent to Rottenberry's
[01:01:39] office to issue my happy birthday and found Nichols there naked and under the desk.
[01:01:48] Patrick Stewart thinks Gene Rottenberry never really accepted him as Captain Picard.
[01:01:54] Like to be such a pimp that you made Patrick Stewart like turn you into his like absentee
[01:02:06] I want Gene got so much pussy that I wanted to be.
[01:02:09] Gene, Gene, Gene, Gene, Gene, Gene, Gene, Gene, Gene, Gene, Gene, Gene, Gene, Gene,
[01:02:14] Just tell me that I'm John Luke Picard.
[01:02:17] Gene always said my penis wasn't big enough.
[01:02:32] Yeah, y'all better be in character in there.
[01:02:58] I'm trying to come up with this science shit and y'all showed each other your cocks.
[01:03:01] Shit, you better, I better, I'm about ready for my fucking 11 a.m. Martini.
[01:03:15] Wash it down with half a handle of Spadka.
[01:03:18] And then we get right into the science fiction.
[01:03:33] We got in the first iteration of the show, we got this man similar to myself going around
[01:03:38] the universe fucking every kind of pussy there is.
[01:03:41] That word comes back and they say we want something a little more updated now that the
[01:03:47] I said, okay, we'll put some kind of bald guy in there and make him French or something
[01:03:55] I'm like, all right, but he ain't going to have a bigger cock than me.
[01:04:04] We're going to give him a small cock, make him angry.
[01:04:16] Dude, I'm about to do some research on him.
[01:04:22] Dude, I mean, you could tell all that just from his name.
[01:04:34] No, it's even better that he's from Texas.
[01:04:38] I mean, his name is, well, be like Leaf Gunderson.
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[01:05:35] Fucking now I'm too old where it's not even funny anymore.
[01:05:39] And maybe I might be doing shows in New Jersey this weekend if Corona hasn't ravaged everything.
[01:05:52] People are going to be listening to this on the fucking moon.
[01:06:01] I'm saying there's a virus, but it's not one of these new fuck viruses they got.
[01:06:05] I'm trying to scare us away from the gay virus.
[01:06:08] They're trying to scare us off from the pussy getting, but I'll tell you, brother, I found
[01:06:18] I don't have to learn how to first of all, they wouldn't take me because my eyesight's
[01:06:21] too bad because I got maced a couple of years back for getting a little too sweet and waiting
[01:06:27] for fuck up my eyes and there goes flight school.
[01:06:32] Failed out, spent a bunch of time drifting around working in oil fields and stuff.
[01:06:36] And I thought, what if what if there was a black guy with a small car?
[01:06:40] I started a war for a lot of people don't know that.
[01:06:47] And they said, we need another black guy too.
[01:06:52] I met in Marcellus a couple of years ago.