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Ep. 239 - ass me up

Cum Town | Regular | 12/23/2020

[00:00:00] Alright.
[00:00:01] And here we go.
[00:00:03] Rondo.
[00:00:04] Rondo.
[00:00:05] Have you seen Orbison Shaw?
[00:00:08] No, I haven't seen it yet.
[00:00:10] You haven't?
[00:00:11] It's a movie.
[00:00:12] We got to watch the last hour and a half.
[00:00:14] Why don't we throw it on after this?
[00:00:16] I did a whole movie while doing karate.
[00:00:20] Really?
[00:00:21] Yeah.
[00:00:22] You wrote it.
[00:00:23] I wrote the movie and I directed the movie.
[00:00:25] Nice dude.
[00:00:26] A lot of people don't realize that.
[00:00:28] When you're Jason Statham?
[00:00:30] I think so.
[00:00:32] That's awesome, Jason.
[00:00:36] Transporter.
[00:00:37] Didn't they start doing the Hobbes and Shaw movies because Vin Diesel and the Rock hate
[00:00:42] each other so much?
[00:00:43] I think so.
[00:00:44] There's too much sexual tension.
[00:00:45] Yeah.
[00:00:46] And you know what Vin Diesel can fuck off.
[00:00:48] Really?
[00:00:49] The Rock brings so much to that franchise.
[00:00:52] Vin Diesel is dead weight.
[00:00:54] Wow.
[00:00:55] That's true.
[00:00:56] He got it.
[00:00:57] Wow.
[00:00:58] He's the emotional center of the movies.
[00:01:00] Well, I mean the best entry in the series, he's only in it for one scene at the end.
[00:01:04] I'm talking about Tokyo Drift.
[00:01:06] That's right.
[00:01:07] Right.
[00:01:08] Right.
[00:01:09] That's fair.
[00:01:10] But the Rock's not in that either to be fair.
[00:01:11] Well, when they brought him to Rock, they really changed direction.
[00:01:13] They did.
[00:01:14] It became less of a franchise about family.
[00:01:17] Which is what I love.
[00:01:18] In cool cars.
[00:01:19] And it became more of like a heist, like a sort of like dirty dozen like high super action
[00:01:24] squad franchise.
[00:01:25] Which, I like those films in...
[00:01:27] That's why they did it.
[00:01:28] Is it get guys like you'd watch them.
[00:01:30] Right.
[00:01:31] Because the movies used to just be for Hispanic teenagers.
[00:01:33] Right, right, right, right, right.
[00:01:35] Right.
[00:01:36] Guys who are fucking working on this show.
[00:01:37] Oh my God.
[00:01:38] Can you believe it?
[00:01:39] Like they had the Honda but also they had the money in the ESX.
[00:01:43] Yeah.
[00:01:44] Can you imagine if you had like, imagine having like, imagine if you could like, if you could
[00:01:51] have like both of those cars.
[00:01:53] That would be fun.
[00:01:54] That's like, but that's like they did that in the movie.
[00:01:57] Like there's a guy who has like, he's got the one of the ESX but he's also got and you
[00:02:02] know, they did the SR, they got the SR swap in that, you know.
[00:02:07] And then he's also got like, but he's also got like, you know, but he's also got like
[00:02:11] a prelude.
[00:02:12] Yeah.
[00:02:13] He's got like a prelude.
[00:02:14] Yeah.
[00:02:15] I remember a while ago, I think he said like, best type of guy to me.
[00:02:23] Any guy who's girlfriend wears a Von Dutch hat and drops a bandana to kick off a street
[00:02:29] race.
[00:02:30] Yeah.
[00:02:31] Yeah.
[00:02:32] That's, that's, that's a bad guy.
[00:02:33] Guys who aspire to that.
[00:02:34] I've been that guy.
[00:02:35] Yeah.
[00:02:36] My girlfriend's busy tonight.
[00:02:37] She's hosting a race.
[00:02:38] Yeah.
[00:02:39] With a big one.
[00:02:40] I've been that guy before.
[00:02:41] They can't afford lights so they need breasts.
[00:02:43] Yeah.
[00:02:44] Adam, you've been that guy?
[00:02:45] Yeah.
[00:02:46] But I didn't have a car.
[00:02:47] So you didn't have a car?
[00:02:48] No.
[00:02:49] What were you racing for?
[00:02:50] Shit.
[00:02:51] I wasn't racing for anything.
[00:02:53] Oh, your girlfriend was just the center of attention.
[00:02:55] Yeah.
[00:02:56] She was just letting it up for the guys.
[00:02:57] She was not for the guys.
[00:02:58] When I was a kid, I passed the guy.
[00:02:59] I was a cruising USA.
[00:03:00] At the end, there's a woman that comes out and she like shakes her tits.
[00:03:02] Yeah.
[00:03:03] And I was always intimidated by that.
[00:03:04] I was like, I'm never going to be even a crowd of people and see tits.
[00:03:08] If you beat cruising USA on the hardest difficulty level, you can fuck her at the end.
[00:03:14] It's like, it's like, it's like, customers revenge.
[00:03:16] That's what I did in my life.
[00:03:18] Life is kind of.
[00:03:19] And they, there's a, there's a.
[00:03:20] White guys, white guys, you're kind of playing on easy mode.
[00:03:23] True.
[00:03:24] Dude, you should do a bit about it.
[00:03:25] Yeah.
[00:03:26] I saw it on Tumblr.
[00:03:27] They had this analogy for how white guy privilege is kind of like playing life on easy mode.
[00:03:31] Right.
[00:03:32] Wow.
[00:03:33] Like a video game.
[00:03:34] Yeah.
[00:03:35] I never thought about life.
[00:03:36] I never heard of that analogy.
[00:03:37] That's clever.
[00:03:38] That's good.
[00:03:39] Yeah.
[00:03:40] You know what I heard about cruising USA?
[00:03:41] If you unlock the super extra hard mode, you can play as Al Pacino and suck guys off at
[00:03:46] every single rest stops and you stop at.
[00:03:49] You go back to the show.
[00:03:51] You do cruise in USA.
[00:03:53] Yeah.
[00:03:54] It brings out a new back and district.
[00:03:56] Yeah.
[00:03:57] You drive anywhere.
[00:03:58] San Francisco.
[00:03:59] San Francisco.
[00:04:00] San Francisco.
[00:04:01] I hope there's some come here.
[00:04:05] Knock knock.
[00:04:06] I'm here to suck dick.
[00:04:08] Hip-sillips.
[00:04:09] Hip-sillips.
[00:04:10] That movie is.
[00:04:12] Oh gosh.
[00:04:13] That's a great, that's a great fucking flick.
[00:04:15] It's so.
[00:04:16] I just saw a guy.
[00:04:17] Yeah.
[00:04:18] He's got a great ass.
[00:04:20] Then I want to fuck.
[00:04:26] And I want to stick my dick all the way up it.
[00:04:29] Who fucked me in my ass?
[00:04:33] Was it you?
[00:04:38] Just what I thought I was straight.
[00:04:40] They make me suck dick again.
[00:04:42] They suck my dick again.
[00:04:44] I get my dick sucked by a man again.
[00:04:47] Oh fuck.
[00:04:51] Oh fuck.
[00:04:52] Say hello to my little ass dick.
[00:04:55] Okay.
[00:04:56] Let's think of mine.
[00:04:57] It gets hard when I see a man.
[00:05:00] Something like that.
[00:05:02] Adam, you want one?
[00:05:04] I just thought of one but I think Nick's already done it on the top.
[00:05:07] So just try it.
[00:05:08] The inch by inch speech from.
[00:05:10] The instead of saying it, give it your best shot.
[00:05:13] Just do with you because I don't remember saying it.
[00:05:16] I'm sure we've done this joke exactly
[00:05:22] I'm taking his cock into my eye
[00:05:26] See did you need to fucking you know being outside of the city?
[00:05:29] I feel a lot more loose. I can try out some bits right different stuff throws a pasta at a wall
[00:05:35] See what sticks. Yeah, there's no laws up here. It's just fucking speeding. We're in international waters. Yep
[00:05:40] Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, we were thinking about getting a yacht. I found one
[00:05:45] So we can fuck guys in international waters, and we would be gay. It's not gay and it's not yeah
[00:05:49] It's not gay. We found a 55 foot yacht, but also if you get pussy international waters that doesn't count either
[00:05:55] So it's a double-edged sword
[00:05:57] And then I can gamble on you know who's gonna come first. That's right
[00:06:01] And it's just you know, let's wait about think maybe about 10 minutes maybe before we talk about stuff we can gamble on
[00:06:07] Yeah, I think you're might you might be right
[00:06:09] So give it 10 minutes of it. Let me check my brain
[00:06:13] Nope. Oh never mind. Yeah, no no more. There's not gonna be any kind of gambling for the rest of you
[00:06:20] It's Christmas today isn't it was today Nick today is
[00:06:24] December 23rd Wow
[00:06:27] 2025 well, I'm so glad Kovac over
[00:06:31] Yeah, thank God Joe Biden's song
[00:06:36] Yeah, Joe Biden he's he's a president he believes in science. Come all over and Joe
[00:06:43] Just like a mayo ass white boy. Do you see that people are getting sick and out again pussy
[00:06:50] That thought we're all gonna get sick, but we got pussy everybody's getting pussy
[00:06:55] We're gonna make it so everybody gets piece of pussy
[00:07:06] Would you say Adam Hillary tweeted? Oh, yeah, she's I didn't click on it
[00:07:11] But Hillary tweeted out an article that said did other countries have a social safety net. We've got women. Oh my fucking god
[00:07:18] I thought that's true. I don't even know what that means
[00:07:24] It means you mean you have to stop me from getting sick many times in my life
[00:07:28] So I never never even used to health insurance. I have right as I have a girlfriend
[00:07:32] Yeah, yeah, I think Hillary's saying if you get pussy, you don't need student loan debt forgiveness
[00:07:37] Oh, okay, if you get enough pussy, which I had I do by the way
[00:07:42] But I don't know if that applies to you don't have to pay your loans because I get so much pussy
[00:07:46] I just tell Sally May or whoever the fuck that you're a pussy getting that I like that's why the student loan crisis
[00:07:52] Happens because I don't know pussy go around. Well you you Sally May who respects that?
[00:07:56] I'm not being on the beach bag bitch get Sally come over here. This better have mom
[00:08:03] You know my dick
[00:08:05] You know I would know that Sally May is black. Yeah, nothing like black. I was thinking sat word to the motherfucking DJ quick. Okay. Oh
[00:08:16] I see I see yeah, I didn't realize the quote. What'd you say Adam? I
[00:08:22] Don't know that's what I'm saying Sally May fuck you. Yeah fuck you fat fat fan
[00:08:27] Fanny may you think I'm gonna pay some British at the word for British ass. Yeah, it's actually pussy pussy
[00:08:33] Yeah, Fanny means pussy. Yeah Google cheeky Fanny. Oh, so which sounds like a pussy
[00:08:41] It sounds like a gay guy that's like spreading rumors in the office
[00:08:45] Right, but it actually means just like a big fat old pussy really I kind of like a cheeky fanny
[00:08:51] You like a big fat sloppy puss. Why not? It's fun
[00:08:56] But you say fat do you mean the little the lips or the part the pussy part around it?
[00:09:00] Oh, there's just a different vulva is the word. Yeah, that will is that
[00:09:06] Classic joke. What do you call the useless skin around the
[00:09:10] Uh-huh, you know, oh right. Yeah, that's a classic sexist joke. Yeah, what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
[00:09:19] You beat it beat the shit out or something like that forget
[00:09:22] Oh, it's not nice. It's not that I think you already told her twice
[00:09:29] You beat her if we don't condone
[00:09:32] We didn't write that joke and that's not the kind of joke we stand for yeah here. You know
[00:09:37] Accidents for it. Here's another I don't know no one needs to know and we'll keep it moving. Go ahead. Will will has the floor
[00:09:44] Yeah
[00:09:49] Left or say on my own podcast is how are women and bowling balls similar how's that because you fill all three holes and leave
[00:09:58] them in the gutter
[00:10:07] I think I said before my favorite street joke of all time is why there no Muslims on Star Trek
[00:10:11] Mm-hmm because it's the future. Yeah
[00:10:16] There's like there's no religion of any kind of star there is you know, it's like it's a plug and play you put anything in there
[00:10:22] except the other bajorids are the closest to Muslims on Star Trek because I mean they have a they have a faith that you know
[00:10:28] Inspired them to do terrorism
[00:10:32] Right and as we know I mean it was justified don't get me wrong. Yeah, they were resisting a military occupation
[00:10:38] But you know an asymmetrical warfare, you know things happen absolutely
[00:10:44] Where was Captain Kirk for shooting down bajorian children for flying kites? No, there's the Cardassian's or killing
[00:10:51] The Cardassians were Israel Cardassians are Israel. Yeah, fuck yeah
[00:10:57] The bag guys are what is the Dominion? It's the shape shifters the Cardassians the Vorta and then the Jim hadar
[00:11:04] Okay, that's why well you missed it. We did a whole gene Roddenberry thing on the show recently
[00:11:11] You know Jean Roddenberry got a lot of pussy we found that out well his wife is a recurring character throughout all of the Star Trek series
[00:11:18] And then open relationship. Oh really?
[00:11:22] He couldn't stop fucking yeah, he could have stopped fun. He's like he's like, you know, I gotta get my space buzzy
[00:11:27] I'm I invented space you're not to clean up on it. I'll put you in a game green pussy
[00:11:36] Yeah, that's the whole point. You get to think up a type of bitch
[00:11:40] Hire an actress to look that way and then fucker. Yeah, it's truly more powerful than God
[00:11:46] Roddenberry's
[00:11:47] Widow because like you know he died I think probably like early into next generation and
[00:11:53] Quinceadently that's in the show start getting good
[00:11:58] Major Barrett went on to be she played
[00:12:01] Troy's mother over
[00:12:04] Many episodes of the show and there's also the voice of the computer on all of the
[00:12:09] Checks she steps he stayed in that bag for sure
[00:12:12] Respect I was thinking about this the other day because I've been watching you know
[00:12:16] I'm doing a lot of self-care recently and yeah for me like you know star-shracking looks good
[00:12:19] That's my that's my comfort. That's my comfort space, right? No, of course Cisco is my comfort character
[00:12:24] Yeah, but on the on the second episode
[00:12:29] Avery Brooks or captain says he's like have you seen a documentary that's like the captains?
[00:12:35] No, no, it's just interviews with all the captains. I mean, he's my favorite, but I can see I can see he has that
[00:12:41] Yeah, energy is crazy. No, but in the in the very second episode of next generation, which was sort of like a
[00:12:46] Big risk to relaunch the show and the holy new cast or whatever
[00:12:51] Data gets his dick off on the second episode
[00:12:54] We second and only time
[00:12:58] He gets plus it oh in the second episode data gets pussy yep from who the one who dies in the
[00:13:06] Blonde here and one who dies what's her name? Tasha are
[00:13:10] Damn he fucked Sasha. Yep. He talks about she are in the second episode
[00:13:14] I just got a thing dude. You know she fucks
[00:13:17] She's probably the most fuckable character on the next generation. It was the second episode and it was like a it was a take on the famous
[00:13:25] Original Star Trek episode with the naked time where they're like on some ice planet and something gets unfrozen
[00:13:31] That's like a some sort of pathogen that like when it is introduced into the body like sort of makes people lose all of their inhibitions
[00:13:39] I like to bring out the inner myself and like she are just yeah as comes on to him super hardcore
[00:13:45] There's the famous line where data says like you know I am fully functional
[00:13:49] I dig is fully functional just just just fucking gene rod and bury in a Western suit with his bolo tie
[00:13:55] Just on the casting couch is like well and this one well the virus makes you
[00:14:00] It's a virus that makes people lose all their inhibitions is the idea so we
[00:14:05] Kind of channel that and we'll I'll play back and forth and we'll see if you're right for this so
[00:14:12] You imagine you're infected with this virus. I am too
[00:14:16] and
[00:14:18] Scene let me see your post let me see your pussy
[00:14:20] I'm we're now in the scene the scene has started and your pussy is not out why why on your pussy one Mississippi to
[00:14:26] Mississippi at four you do not get the roll through down there Texas dose Texas very nice Texas very nice
[00:14:33] I don't count with Mississippi I count with Texas
[00:14:38] Counting Spanish and I count with Texas
[00:14:41] Why because I got a virus in me. I got a virus that is removed my inhibition see how well I'm getting into the character
[00:14:47] I still don't see me know a cce no pussy tata
[00:14:53] That means pull your pussy out. Let's go
[00:14:58] Let's go I'm burping up salsa over here. I'm getting into
[00:15:04] I have fun. I am egas for breakfast and I'm burping them up because you give me anxiety by now
[00:15:09] I'm saying I'm not showing me your pussy. I'm not seeing your pussy
[00:15:12] I'm just imagining lawsuits, and that's not where I want that is not where you want me to be
[00:15:17] Okay, I
[00:15:19] Drive a coop to villa. You know how big the trunk is in that fucking thing you think you're the first actress and I pull her pussy out
[00:15:26] See what happens
[00:15:28] See how I became the king of space
[00:15:32] Do that Ron Barry killer instinct you either give him pussy perish. Mm-hmm. Those are your two choices
[00:15:38] That's that's my prom directive pussy your parish is getting pussy
[00:15:43] Yeah, dude, so sheds out to him yet again the king the real last dude of the week Jean Ron Barry
[00:15:52] Yeah, dude
[00:15:53] Sorry you guys enjoying your you're so Jaron here in the in the Berkshires. We've enjoyed it a lot
[00:16:00] Yeah, love it here, man. We said we made the fire today in the other room. We got a fireplace
[00:16:06] Yeah, we should we should sit around the firewash a fucking movie. Yeah, there's a TV in the fireplace room, too
[00:16:10] Of course, dude. We should finally watch battlefield earth. I'm thinking now that we get the Mario party going
[00:16:15] The Mario party doesn't have enough boards. Mm-hmm. That's the thing. I don't look about this you bring back the dueling gun
[00:16:21] It's only four boards, right? There's no guns anymore the dueling glove. Sorry. I like the doing one
[00:16:26] There's a glove you would slap each other face. Yeah, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna do that
[00:16:31] I'm gonna go to one of these anti-fip protests and slap somebody with a glove, right?
[00:16:35] They're like what the fuck is that? I'm like, I don't know
[00:16:38] I feel like we don't have all these
[00:16:41] I feel like dueling is gonna come back
[00:16:43] You know like these like you know like Trump rallies and like anti-fossy brawls like everyone sort of kidded themselves out with this like
[00:16:52] You know like you know, man like order-by-mail armor. Yeah
[00:16:56] Like I'm just imagining someone rocking like two Nintendo power gloves
[00:17:01] Well, you should I fuck out of people
[00:17:03] I want to go to a protest but dressed as like a like a like a
[00:17:07] Foppish dandy like the part was like the scarlet pimper now
[00:17:10] And bring like a like a like a fencing sword and just see who kicks my head
[00:17:18] Like you just have a costume that's so incongruous that like it just makes everyone wonder like, you know, yeah
[00:17:23] What is he what's the problem?
[00:17:25] We'll just help them and unite against you. Yeah, really cause
[00:17:29] be play the peacemaker by getting rascal isn't there a guy that basically dresses like that
[00:17:34] There's some guy that dresses like it's the 1800s
[00:17:37] I would say that like you know in a good chance if you're the the the more elaborate your costume is at one of these things
[00:17:43] Like the more likely that you're on the the the maga side of things right in terms of like armor and like that kind of bullshit
[00:17:50] Yeah, like if you're like 300
[00:17:53] Revolutionary war, I don't like they're going for yeah, they're going for like special forces and they landed moonrise kingdom
[00:17:59] gay like
[00:18:10] Yeah, I like the really fat guys that are wearing like a bulletproof vest that just like don't even cover their titties
[00:18:17] Their side titches really over squirting out the side that rocks. Yeah, I'm gonna go as a black guy from Twisted Mill
[00:18:24] He's got arms his wheels. Oh, that's cool axle. Yeah, fuck you see who gets mad at that. Yeah
[00:18:30] I would just go is from road warrior. I would put spikes on yeah, I would have I would fucking that would be my shit
[00:18:37] That's how it'd be magga style. I would go as a Bowser Bowser
[00:18:41] I would put on fucking like how shoulder pads put spikes is that John Wick Bowser
[00:18:46] Dude shoulder pads. I'm gonna have tight leather pants. Mm-hmm. I'm gonna stuff so my cock looks awesome
[00:18:54] Yeah, and I get like a deal. I found a website that sells pretty realistic looking cocks
[00:18:59] Yeah, but I guess it's for trans people to put like they're like real
[00:19:04] Dude, they look all they look awesome and I because I thought it would be funny to pretend to cut your dick off in front of somebody
[00:19:10] Yeah, remember those fake this I pulled my not those fake dicks. I made for the that sketch thing. Yeah, those are good. They thank you
[00:19:17] Those are really good. Yeah, why don't they sell pretty realistic penises for people who are looking to like cheat on a drug test
[00:19:23] So I think yeah like the the next the next I mean dude these were fucking there were so many different types
[00:19:29] There were so many different skin tones
[00:19:30] They looked real because I pulled one time to fuck with my roommate. I
[00:19:34] Pulled a knife out and then you know usually you pretend you're gonna stab him
[00:19:39] But I was like I was feeling inspired so I pulled my cock out and held the knife to my dick and I was like
[00:19:45] fucking
[00:19:46] You know give me a hundred dollars
[00:19:50] How
[00:19:52] How funny it would be to cut your dick off in front of somebody else so if it's a realistic looking dick to go to go in front of
[00:19:59] Somebody you don't know very well and chop the head off. That would be pretty funny
[00:20:03] Wasn't there some famous like French performance artists that like cut his dick off on stage whoa a beautiful of people
[00:20:09] I was like like right before he did it like a car backfired outside
[00:20:18] There was a there was a famous it was some like you know
[00:20:21] Van Gogh famously
[00:20:25] Girlfriend yeah
[00:20:27] Maybe now maybe you'll suck this now bitch well tell you what there's a place where you can cut your own dick off
[00:20:33] Really yes
[00:20:36] Mac Walden
[00:20:41] That's so I thought they sell see that's interesting because as far as I know they just sell really high quality
[00:20:47] basics yeah, they
[00:20:50] To the moisture away from you this you're supporting you barely
[00:20:54] Chopping off your dish the underwear is so nice
[00:20:57] So you'll cut your own dick and balls off because you want the underwear to be the close show the showpiece
[00:21:02] Yeah, not your day of your body yours that your your your central region. Yeah, I'm sick of my balls
[00:21:08] I'm sick of my cock to everyone being so fucking disorientable. I want to pull off my my old my tired of
[00:21:16] Women using me for my dick. I want them to appreciate my underwear. Yes. Yeah, that's that I find myself
[00:21:22] I want them to rub their pussies up and down my underwear. I'm tired of being used for my god me to mate
[00:21:28] I'm trying to be used for my underwear if my silver if you want to be just a sexual object
[00:21:36] Good Maxwell Mac Walden calm fellow
[00:21:39] I swelled how many how many times if you had you know you're with a lady. It's getting heavy
[00:21:44] He's unbuckling your jeans. Yeah. Yeah, she takes your pants off. She's a mackerel then underwear
[00:21:50] She's like her eyes light up. She's like oh my god
[00:21:52] You know you take these off and can I stuff these in my pussy gets a bit further?
[00:21:56] She pulls out, you know
[00:21:59] The moneymaker and it's just you know her face just goes blank. Yeah, you could see her. Yeah
[00:22:04] She's all the way up behind. She's like oh, she's like put your underwear. It's like underwear so good
[00:22:09] She'll ask you to put your dick
[00:22:14] Yeah, that happens to be all the time well and like I was saying I have to take the underwear off
[00:22:19] It's because all it all where so nice all it up and put that in her pussy
[00:22:22] I and that's what she has sex with well
[00:22:25] I'm just sitting there with myself thinking and jacking it off with just my thumb in my first finger
[00:22:29] And it's not hard this hot because I'm saying you like this. I'm my fucking slut. I'm a fucking little bitch
[00:22:35] I'm a slut. I'm a slut. I'm only fans fuck my not fuck my Mac
[00:22:40] Well then fuck my Mac well then and so Magwell this cucked me in many occasions
[00:22:44] Oh shit, they just added this year of underwear thing. It's it's like you can just get like a whole supply
[00:22:50] I love her the entire year
[00:22:51] Yeah
[00:22:52] Which because they only they use only have like a three pack and then that this is like I couldn't they were out of stock for a
[00:22:57] While yeah, I spent like months trying to get because your dick feels so good in these in these fucking on
[00:23:02] Yeah, no, I literally threw out all my other underwear and I only got Mac Walden shit now
[00:23:07] Yeah, but I'm gonna pick this up how much is a year of underwear. It's
[00:23:13] $272 that's a fucking steal it is a whole year well
[00:23:17] Yes, one two three four five six, oh, so you tired of buying new underwear every time you take a shit
[00:23:23] Every single time this box that comes in
[00:23:26] Imagine I would put that in my living room. That's a beautiful. Wow when bitches come over
[00:23:30] I'm like guess who doesn't wear diapers
[00:23:34] That's how me year like an advent calendar for a new fresh piece of underwear. It does look like an advent calendar
[00:23:40] Mm-hmm. That's real nice. It's Christian underwear. Mm-hmm. Yep
[00:23:48] They sell a lot of shit not just underwear not just underwear
[00:23:51] They also there's some kind of promo code or something. There's a promo code that you could use you could buy shirts crewnecks
[00:23:58] The shit's anti-microbial wicks anti guys
[00:24:02] Clovial
[00:24:04] Come town 20 good. We'll mention later, but I just want to make sure that I have it. Okay, I'll get you 20
[00:24:11] We'll mention it later. We don't have to talk about it now come town 20 is the
[00:24:16] That's the promo code. That's the promo code. That's the motherfucking promo code. That's a promo code
[00:24:22] No, it's it's a real easy comes in a nice because yeah, I like all my shit nice
[00:24:29] I'm tired of buying look for years just living off
[00:24:33] a pair of underwear from dollar general I bought after shitting myself. Yeah, mm-hmm
[00:24:38] Wall drunk like we'll see how long this pair last yep, and the answer was 11 years
[00:24:47] Stating the rotation. Yeah, get all the bullshit underwear out of the rotation throw out the bullshit underwear
[00:24:52] I'm telling you got it. You got to start from the foundation up. You treat yourself right you get a nice comfortable pair
[00:24:58] Under where you put that on you get nice socks. Mm-hmm. You know get a t-shirt get a crew neck
[00:25:03] Where a nice t-shirt we put all that on and then you stay on the couch all day doing heroin
[00:25:10] That's right, you know, but you look so good, but you feel good and your cock gets bigger a good does
[00:25:16] It makes it grow now that I'm a another of a podcast millionaire
[00:25:20] I never wear the same pair of underwear like Dame dad. I only yeah like Dame dash was
[00:25:24] Yeah, you know for underwear, right, and I know I don't use toilet paper other I wipe my ass with the underwear
[00:25:30] Of underwear, but I'm not I'm not an asshole. I'm not just being wasteful. I donate all the soil under where to a
[00:25:37] Lot people say you know homeless shelters
[00:25:38] They you know people donate the winter coats, but they don't have the socks
[00:25:42] You drop it all off and the woman behind the counter is like what the fuck and it's like that's not very
[00:25:47] Army of you soldier
[00:25:49] Right, that's right. You better fall in line right up and then you general salvation will like that very much and you remind them of their duty
[00:25:56] Who is your commanding officer?
[00:25:58] Lady yeah, exactly right Santa Claus. It's that
[00:26:04] Probably Santa Santa's a big a dear general that whole fucking shit. They still do what happened. That's the Santa
[00:26:11] You never see the coronavirus. No, I mean for years. It was going this is another thing
[00:26:16] I've been out since salvation army Santa gone in the last couple years and also snake guys in New York gone
[00:26:24] Snake guys like a snake guys. It would wear snakes. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, then
[00:26:29] Like they disappeared like 2015 2016. That's a shit right. I haven't seen a guy with like a python on the
[00:26:35] That used to be that used to be a thing
[00:26:37] There was just always like fucking snake guys
[00:26:39] Did you were you the one who maybe with Christina somebody saw come town 20 Macquoden calm 20% off if you don't like the
[00:26:47] Underwear you can call them and complain and they will refund you that's what I was gonna say and you get to keep the
[00:26:52] Underwear and they also have a whole long line of basics like t-shirts what I already said that they already said that they
[00:26:58] Got a duffel bag. They also got a loyalty program now Macquoden blue you sign up
[00:27:03] You get that year of underwear you get some kind of points you can spend it on the fucking socks of the shirts
[00:27:08] That's incredible
[00:27:10] Antimicrobial silver line they call my Macquoden blue because it's the opposite of what your balls will be
[00:27:15] Yes, it's going to be getting on pussy and it's you only be a cop police only this is veteran owned owned on
[00:27:22] It's a veteran veteran owned company. They came up with one of the lego when they're at is sealed up
[00:27:27] They come pre-sealed up with extra small dick area
[00:27:40] He's all camo dickless underwear
[00:27:44] Absolutely no space in the day no space for the cock area after your dick it when balls were liberated from your body
[00:27:50] of Berlin by a team of the world's greatest surgeons
[00:27:53] After you have your dick was replaced with pieces of a Humvee transmission, that's right
[00:28:03] Don't even bother trying to buy this if you haven't put a machine gun in a
[00:28:07] Afghani child's face because you won't get it
[00:28:10] You fucking regular pieces of shit. So if you're one of those guys with no dick no leg
[00:28:15] Yeah, and you served the US honorably go to Macquoden calm use promo code come town 20
[00:28:22] a big thing now those the
[00:28:25] the former operators who come from war and don't immediately
[00:28:29] You know sign up for some private mercenary forces like they have all these coffee company like black right?
[00:28:34] Yeah, I'm not an operator coffee. Yeah, and they're like yeah, you know
[00:28:39] Don't drink Starbucks like you won't fucking see if you're not gay in the culture wars the coffee house is
[00:28:46] like they think that that's the bastion of liberal yeah, releftist like
[00:28:52] Revolutionary life. Yeah, there's all these things that rednecks like that they like have to just pretend like there isn't an
[00:29:00] inconsistency because it has nothing to do with ideologies is nice coffee is good
[00:29:04] Yeah, yeah, and then what I loved for a while is that the like cultural nexus of America was small-town Starbucks
[00:29:11] Yeah, I had replaced whatever mom and pop shop
[00:29:13] Walmart destroyed just replaced the local economy, right?
[00:29:17] Yeah, and then they have a Starbucks where guys would go to like which is a fast food restaurant
[00:29:24] We became this like public forum, you know, I mean you go in there and you like point your gun at the barista
[00:29:31] Right from yeah, exactly right jesus is real on
[00:29:37] Into the pledge of allegiance
[00:29:39] And you're gonna say the pledge of allegiance with me and I'm gonna put it
[00:29:42] I got a GoPro hooked up to my head and this is all being
[00:29:46] broadcast on twitch immediately. That's right. They're like sir. We can't do that. They're like wow
[00:29:53] Wow
[00:29:56] Discriminated against it's so funny that conservatives spent like a decade trying to cancel Starbucks and it didn't work and then
[00:30:02] Now they're getting cancer and like what this isn't fair. What the hell?
[00:30:06] Yeah, nice try red-neck get Starbucks in trouble for not like I mean what an awful position
[00:30:11] Not that you should feel bad for a company, but Starbucks just like they had nowhere to go
[00:30:17] Yeah, it was just no matter what they're making a wrong the putting people's names on cups was the worst thing
[00:30:23] Yeah
[00:30:24] Getting people too much too much freedom. Yeah, and yeah, no
[00:30:28] I think I think Starbucks will continue to be a cultural battleground
[00:30:31] And I think like for a good 30% of the country if they want to get you know a latte or you know
[00:30:37] Nice a nice to mocha Chino or something they will be demanding that they will be saying that their name is you know
[00:30:42] Trump was legitimately right right right by didn't stop the steel. Yeah, stop the steel. My name is stop the steel
[00:30:49] That's my name put it on the clock name as Starbucks this stuff is gay
[00:30:52] What the fuck?
[00:30:55] My name at some slap is bought fuck you these slap is press
[00:31:00] I'm not you're not gonna say that done. You're not gonna fucking disrespect me
[00:31:04] You're not gonna disrespect me where they sell baking rear egg bites. It was a throwaway. Those are good
[00:31:10] Those are awesome very good the souffit egg bites. Yes. They are very good. Yes. Come down is brought to you by the souvenir
[00:31:17] I wish it were I wish it was I love I'm gonna reach out to reach out to reach out to start
[00:31:21] I like their pastries to people sleep on them. Yeah, they sure find but the suvi egg bites
[00:31:26] Express this presso brownies. You can't really fuck up Biscotti. It's just
[00:31:31] Well, those are just packaged from another company. That's fine. What do you think the fucking pastries are?
[00:31:36] I think that's them fresh. Yeah, they have art is in
[00:31:41] Their scones are bullshit making scones taste like something scones can suck my dick and make it home when I was
[00:31:46] I never gotten a scone. I was like let me make sure you bread and put blueberries in it and they would having said that
[00:31:52] I would eat a scone right now. I'll make you scones. I'll make you good scones. Do you really know how to make scones?
[00:31:57] Yeah, they're easy is it just what is it? It's just flour and water and blueberry and then you get trash and put it in the oven
[00:32:05] Blueberries go their eggs
[00:32:14] No, it tastes like absolute dog. Yeah, that's just that's
[00:32:18] At home, I'd love to see that on the bake off on the grape British make-offs
[00:32:22] Yeah, I don't really know how to bake shit
[00:32:24] I've been making those like Chinese buns those look good and it's relatively now. Yeah, bow. Yeah bow
[00:32:31] Making that making that gelatin. I still have not figured out
[00:32:35] But that's the next one so this is over get there, but I'm committing the next three months of my life to making Shalom
[00:32:41] Bow that would be awesome. Yeah
[00:32:44] Shalom bow
[00:32:45] Yeah, I just realized bow
[00:32:47] Is the fucking means dumpling I guess little bow out and shower long it means some other shit
[00:32:54] Shout-along is the basket. Really? Yeah, Shout-along means like little basket. Whoa
[00:32:59] So your your dick is a shower dick. Mm-hmm. No
[00:33:04] She's shower long dick is your dick. Oh, you're right. Shout-along. No, we are after the stuff is
[00:33:09] Well, look to look who walked right into no, I didn't I said a little basket. This said your dick is a long dick
[00:33:15] Well, no, I said I didn't say long. Yeah, you did. Shout-along
[00:33:20] Dick's how long dick is ciao. It's an exclamation
[00:33:28] I didn't say Chinese that's a funny language. I didn't say chow long dick. They're just going around
[00:33:36] What if your name is Ching so how do you tell the difference between that and the rest of the language?
[00:33:42] That's that's true. Did you imagine meeting a guy named stop sign? That's why you're the best in the business here
[00:33:48] Imagine meeting a guy named. How's it going? That's true. That's what it's like over there
[00:33:56] Whoo, and then it's an episode where Elaine dates a Chinese guy. Yeah, I
[00:34:02] Love to have Seinfeld every single person that wasn't Jewish was just like the biggest caricature of all time
[00:34:08] Yeah, it was like Jewish people than ever like a lithium's like, hey, man. I'm just trying to cut hair
[00:34:14] Yeah, and it's like the barber. Yeah, the black guy was just
[00:34:19] An even more Johnny Cochrane type guy just Kramer's lawyer super strong guys who told you to suck my penis
[00:34:25] Who told you to give me I'm gonna tell you to suck my penis that guy was a funny character. He's a great character. Yeah
[00:34:31] They're trying to do like Latino characters, but they fuck it all up
[00:34:34] It's like on the upper west side of New York and like every they try to do a Latino character
[00:34:37] And he's like a cholo from what you still fucking a flannel
[00:34:44] Yeah, Jerry man was going on living two and a half minutes walking from those neighborhoods
[00:34:55] Yeah, I love Danny Treas episode of Seinfeld you just love saying salsa
[00:35:00] It makes you wonder how what are Chinese people? How would they say?
[00:35:04] I would they say some probably say some kind of some variation of Ching or chalk
[00:35:11] It's a very complex language actually Jerry suck a dick fuck you you
[00:35:18] But they'll be great of every episode started with him bombing
[00:35:22] If you edited out the last yeah, they'll ask about fuck you
[00:35:27] We want to see Elaine's pussy. I've gotten push a lanes pussy sure sure
[00:35:33] I've gotten pussy
[00:35:38] Girlfriends 12 years old you fucking rape it
[00:35:51] The entire run of Seinfeld is anyone like tabulated or like just chalked up how many guys Elaine is fucked over
[00:35:57] Oh, yeah, I
[00:36:00] Don't say she is trash
[00:36:02] She you know Jerry probably fucks a lot more Elaine
[00:36:06] All the time on that show and he doesn't even have a job for mostly
[00:36:10] No, like because I mean the joke is that like you know, oh like he's the loser or whatever, but I
[00:36:15] He's dated probably like 80 women on the lead me. I know
[00:36:18] I'm Jerry. I've gotten too much pussy Jerry. My dick is gonna fall off Jerry. I'm George Elaine
[00:36:28] We got to talk about this list
[00:36:32] Someone on reddit sent it to me
[00:36:36] Jerry Scott his own subreddit comedian and basically everyone in his life is
[00:36:42] Stalking harassed by
[00:36:44] Jerry Seinfeld fans
[00:36:47] I put together a list
[00:36:50] How many people you've had sex with
[00:36:53] There's way too many
[00:36:56] Yeah, it's too many so I'm gonna we're gonna break up I
[00:37:00] Remember she had some guy fly in from Oakland to give her pussy to give her cock
[00:37:04] Remember that guy and she had to get him. She lost sponge. She didn't get him
[00:37:09] No, no, she didn't get him to the airport on top. He was annoying. She needs a sponge to clean up all the comm
[00:37:13] She was that is what that's is about right. Yeah, you put a sponge in your pussy and he gets the comm up
[00:37:18] Yeah, I can't believe that was a form of birth control. Yeah, we used to put a lot of things in women's cots
[00:37:26] I believe the original diaphragm
[00:37:31] pioneered by a French brothels and like I don't know probably the 19th century it was a
[00:37:37] Citrus rhymed
[00:37:39] Lemon put a lemon in your pussy. Let's just put up there and actually the citric acid does work as a kind of a
[00:37:46] Spermoside really well. I wonder how that feels in your pussy probably not that
[00:37:50] Yeah, probably not great. I remember learning in health class
[00:37:53] It girls used to shake up diet coke and sprayed and yeah, yeah, you put a mental to the diet coke if you
[00:38:00] Put it up there who that's in a boy who's a viral
[00:38:03] You
[00:38:09] Your pussy blows it there was a commercial where a police officer fucks Kylie Jenner
[00:38:14] And he nuts inside of her and then she's like now. I'm gonna have a baby
[00:38:18] And then the guy from the Mentos commercial comes out too. He's like
[00:38:41] Yep, take that you fucking fetus piece of shit
[00:38:43] You fucking theoretical bitch ass fetus
[00:38:49] Because I can't wait for Amy Comey to just come in to and take away abortion
[00:38:54] And then he's banning Mentos and the Mentos gonna fly Mentos stocks gonna fly through the roof
[00:38:59] Once they fucking overturn
[00:39:01] Roe versus Wade. Yeah, and then I and then I'll have to have a kid then then they can't get rid of it
[00:39:08] You love getting abortions. I love it
[00:39:10] He loved that plant Planned Parenthood waiting room
[00:39:15] Yeah, all thanks to Amy Comey
[00:39:18] Amy Comey
[00:39:20] Amy come come me
[00:39:23] Like I like beer. I feel like those are probably already been run through on Twitter every iteration of the Amy
[00:39:29] Coney Coney Barrett puns of her name. Yeah, yeah, Amy about Amy Coney 2020 Amy Coney Kobe Bryant
[00:39:37] Yeah, Amy, let's see if we can take it to another level. All right, okay
[00:39:44] The fuck is that sound it's the dishwasher. Yeah, oh, I got one Ang Lee Coney Barrett
[00:39:50] That's good. That's actually really good. Yeah, and it's the Hulk
[00:39:54] The director Ang Lee the Hulk not getting an abortion any given Sunday. Yeah. Oh
[00:40:00] Just that yeah
[00:40:02] Maybe give him Sunday, you know
[00:40:05] He's giving the motivational speed in an abortion clinic. Yeah, yeah, you're gonna be clawing
[00:40:10] Yeah, we're gonna dig around my inch to stop that next
[00:40:16] Cell by
[00:40:22] I'm
[00:40:24] Try masters
[00:40:26] I forget I can live this life one trimester at a time
[00:40:34] I think it was Sunday's a great movie. Oh, yeah, it's like it's a later Oliver show
[00:40:39] But like I it's like it's like a two-hour line of cocaine. He was you and everyone in it
[00:40:45] I saw Lawrence Taylor
[00:40:47] I saw Jamie Foxx excellent
[00:40:56] Thanks, man. I fucked her the mask. I saw Jamie Foxx on like Conan when that came out
[00:41:01] He explained that Al Pacino kept spitting in his mouth
[00:41:07] So I think about that
[00:41:10] He was like yeah, he'll yell and just like he'd be spitting into my mouth
[00:41:14] Like doing the scenes act like focus because you're just basically like yeah
[00:41:18] Like what are they like like the white things in the corner?
[00:41:20] You're not black and just like sort of like oh, like he's like why do you do the fucking bays?
[00:41:25] Like it just it just jumped from his lips
[00:41:29] Just trying to do the rest of the scene like not touching his lips together. Oh my god
[00:41:34] Aljuce on him steaming willy be men dude
[00:41:38] Okay, and James woods in any given Sunday
[00:41:41] Team doctor remember the scene is fired the same reason doctor where you prescribed blue tube
[00:41:48] James Fox's dick doesn't get me James Fox's penis does not work
[00:41:51] He also talked about his cock in that cone in energy. Did you did you see that episode of Conan?
[00:41:55] I think I remember the one you're talking about but I don't think I quite remember the the what about his about his deck
[00:42:00] Well, he was talking about fucking both
[00:42:02] Al Pacino spitting in his mouth, and he also mentions that his dick was bigger than everyone else
[00:42:07] That rocks that's such an awesome thing to casually drop in there
[00:42:13] Yeah, but it is also to they have to like feed the questions of the host so Conan has to be like now your dick is huge
[00:42:22] Why don't you tell us a bit about that?
[00:42:27] So you have a very big dick
[00:42:30] No, just in the the scene with James woods where he gets he gets fired from the team by Al Pacino
[00:42:36] And then he's got his like his girlfriend there, whatever, and he's like alright alright fucking I'm out of here
[00:42:39] Alright, let's go and he's like come on babe, and then she just goes no
[00:42:43] I'm gonna hang back and I'm gonna stay here to he's like really? Okay, all right. I had that how do you like in gang rape?
[00:42:49] I bought you
[00:42:51] Neanderthals
[00:42:53] It's just like what it's like with James woods like in that role as in any role of James woods
[00:42:57] I really have to question like did he know the camera was on or like he knew the cameras on enough to stop it
[00:43:02] But you could just you could just tell me fell like he was like well come on. It's where the what he would say
[00:43:07] I'm the character. I'm an actor. I just I just really watch
[00:43:13] Oliver stones a Nixon and James woods plays a HR Alderman in that movie and there's a scene where he's complaining about the
[00:43:21] Complaining about the jim york times not being hard also because okay. He's on blue tree calm
[00:43:27] No, go go ahead. I'll figure out a way to do it
[00:43:29] He's talking about the the jay York times and he refers to the soles burger family as gold merchants from Eastern Europe
[00:43:36] And again, I wonder if that was in the script or that was more just James
[00:43:40] When you get James woods. Yeah, that's that's that I remember that and what another thing
[00:43:46] I remember is that if you like sex if you like sex you like
[00:43:51] And also where James woods famously has a very large cock really I think he keeps it that way through
[00:43:56] Yeah, you know blue chill blue chill. Yeah, it's also to do that's why Jamie Foxx had to bring that up in that interview
[00:44:03] Because this dick yeah, cuz James woods miss going around. He's like well you bet you didn't expect that from a racist
[00:44:11] Black I bet you didn't think I have races
[00:44:13] I have your thing yeah, but I might have
[00:44:26] You yeah, I'm better at rap and my dick
[00:44:32] Now in no matter what size your cock is whether it's small like Adams or huge like mine
[00:44:37] You want to use blue chew calm to get your dick hard because odds are or whatever your race is or whatever
[00:44:43] Your race is it works make that one almost every race some confusion on the last read when we said Chinese people were not allowed to use
[00:44:53] You'd like this you correction. We're pretty sure on our Chinese people can use it. Those are bad are allowed
[00:45:00] We're almost 95% sure I'm so I'm gonna say that they're allowed
[00:45:04] so here's the thing what you want is to get your dick hard no matter the situation and
[00:45:10] And you know I want that and instead of you know, maybe
[00:45:15] Exercising a little bit more watching what you eat or trying to form a romantic bond with somebody where your dick works
[00:45:22] Solve your problem with the fucking pills, baby. Just like everything else. Yeah keep doing drugs
[00:45:29] Go to blue chew calm. You don't have to talk to a doctor. I love the way they taste
[00:45:32] I take them when there's no even a chance. I'm gonna beat off that that's right. It's just it's a day
[00:45:38] Have you two are trying actually I was gonna ask you guys. I've never tried wow
[00:45:43] Will you know stuff of stock paul
[00:45:49] You know like doesn't usually have a problem
[00:45:52] I'm coming on my fucking box. That's a real this real Jamie Foxx move over here
[00:46:02] Will talking about how yours the only guy who's dick gets hard on the pod block
[00:46:06] This is finally the falling out
[00:46:30] You just think your dick
[00:46:32] Because the past
[00:46:35] Maybe it's not working as well as it certainly
[00:46:41] Will it be like
[00:46:46] Do you remember getting glasses for the first time one there need to work last
[00:46:50] One day one day you'll need physical specimen
[00:46:58] You get glasses for the first time you're like 20 or whatever and you're like holy shit
[00:47:02] That's what clouds look like yes, it's all this stuff that you didn't think was just mush right now like your dick
[00:47:07] It's like blue chew and it's like glass. What the hell this will exactly you um help me not bust within 30 seconds
[00:47:15] No, but you will be able to fuck right out like not right after you come on
[00:47:21] sooner than however you normally takes you to fuck after busting you will be able to fuck
[00:47:27] Psychologist sooner like I spent 72 hours
[00:47:31] It'll have your time so you're looking at it about every two hours
[00:47:35] But here's what I'll say will look this my dick
[00:47:38] Technically get hard
[00:47:40] Sure if I get it sucked a lot if we stop we get some breathers. I'm getting top
[00:47:45] I'm getting in the pussy for a second specific specific if I'm in can I take it out if you've got an
[00:47:52] It's got a stay until I bust or it's gonna be go soft maybe the same generic ingredients is
[00:47:58] Exactly with those generic ingredients now. I'm really fucking it's a subscription model you sign up this in the pills
[00:48:04] Do there's no in-person doctor visit no waiting nothing like no bullshit?
[00:48:08] No hard dick you do a Skype meeting sometimes they don't sometimes there's
[00:48:14] Sometimes they say yeah
[00:48:16] Well if your dick is real small they check but me and Nick never do this guy be like yeah
[00:48:20] We can tell the the weakness of your wrist based on how you types and website and we're worried this might be a three-year-old girl
[00:48:27] So we have to do this guy meeting to make sure you're not an infant girl a child yeah a baby
[00:48:40] They made me show my my equipment your car yeah and
[00:48:44] The back the they made the right hole too
[00:48:47] Yeah, cuz they wanted to know if you're possibly the lay of the nurse
[00:48:51] Practitioners she said turn around
[00:48:53] Then I'd bend down and I had to cough she was like stick something up your ass and then a bunch of change came out of my
[00:48:59] Right, that was my all is smuggling. I don't know
[00:49:03] That's true you got to keep your feelings in there. Yeah, he calls that he calls the asshole the annex the secret annex
[00:49:11] So you
[00:49:13] Is a little bookshelf tattooed on his asshole
[00:49:16] Yeah, right there. He's going there and find Dan Frank right but
[00:49:25] He's got a tiny diary he puts in his ass yep. I snitch on and I blew you calm he hires
[00:49:34] Go to blue chew calm go to blue chew calm get your penis so hard
[00:49:38] It'll make you need I'm gonna give you a dick pill will and I want you to let me know how it goes
[00:49:43] And I know it's just four fellas in this house right now, but you got it's you got a take
[00:49:47] We're having a sleepover. You gotta take it. Yeah, I brought some of my best pornos
[00:49:52] We're watching porn. Yeah, we're getting chewed up and porn them. We're seeing how hard we can get our dicks
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[00:50:05] Yes, we are you eat you calm that's what happened you cut you the fellas come to the woods
[00:50:10] And we see who's got the hardest dick. Yeah, we do we call it the James Woods challenge
[00:50:19] May ask you something I'm gonna see what is how does he sound he's got like a weird he's got like a
[00:50:23] Well, I got weird. I like a lot as an actor. Oh, he's great. He's he's good and everything cuz you know
[00:50:30] So good the pimp
[00:50:33] I love him. Yeah, I just watched a movie recently where he plays the dad and he's
[00:50:39] His his characters that he's incredibly anti-Semitic virgin suicide. No, it wasn't that my Jewish daughter keeps killing herself
[00:50:53] Is that the plot of that movie yeah
[00:50:56] You find out that they're killing themselves because a woman directed the movie
[00:51:05] I love the god
[00:51:26] Get out of this a 13 year old girl being like come on
[00:51:29] Fuck is this what's up fuck is this I thought it was a guy
[00:51:39] I'll say something I just rewatched godfather one and two
[00:51:43] Godfather one not that good
[00:51:48] Okay, what I'm gonna do
[00:51:51] I just recently watched apocalypse now. Yeah
[00:51:55] No, it's good. I had to knock I to docket. It's every watch the last third of the movie with Brando is pretty shitty
[00:52:02] I mean, I could be you know attacking. It's not as good as the first
[00:52:06] It's like like the first two thirds are incredible
[00:52:08] But like you can totally tell that they didn't know what they were doing like
[00:52:14] Well, yeah, cuz like yeah, he was fattening saying and like he wrote his own
[00:52:19] He wrote his own shit like did he like a couple of throughout milliuses like the last part of his script
[00:52:23] They didn't know what to fuck through the movie like the brand-o wouldn't like show up for like days of a time
[00:52:27] Yeah, but just the concept of him. He's playing
[00:52:31] Like the elite special forces colonel. Yeah, it was gone completely off reservation
[00:52:36] He's essentially been living with a guerrilla army in the jungle of Cambodia right for like two years just doing like assassinations
[00:52:43] Living in the bush. They show up and he's like morbidly obese. Yeah, it's just like I was like, I'm sorry
[00:52:49] This is I'm with you, but I guess I surrendered to the movie and it's just like it's almost like mystical really
[00:52:56] Yeah, it's like true. It's like he's got some kind of other worldly hold on these people and
[00:53:02] That like okay, so then and then where she kills him and then just walks out of the temple and they're all looking at him
[00:53:06] They're like oh, I guess he's he's Kurtz now. Yeah, they'll kill him like what I know
[00:53:12] Listen the end didn't make any sense, but it was fucking cool that movie is just like it's I love a movie where it's like
[00:53:18] It starts and it never stops Godfather one is
[00:53:23] Please shut the fuck up too much. Please shouldn't brando's trying to like
[00:53:30] I want to become one of my father one. They're acting too much dude. Just re what a fucking retarded
[00:53:39] Sort of on a similar level cuz oh
[00:53:41] Guys who refer to godfather one and godfather two is just one one and two. Yeah, I am like all you know
[00:53:48] But pachino in two though. Yeah, literally I am one of those guys
[00:53:52] You know Adam is a fucking I don't think I've ever seen godfather part three. I've seen it once it is and in fact
[00:53:58] I've only seen godfather part two like I like maybe once in my mind
[00:54:03] I've seen all of them and then I watch godfather one again
[00:54:06] And I'm like oh, I've just turned this incredibly long movie into three movies in my mind. Yeah, yeah, it's so long
[00:54:12] It's three hours long. Yeah, but also Adam. Please shut the fuck up
[00:54:16] All right, man. That fucking take I like the part where you push the orange peel in his mouth
[00:54:20] It makes it it looks like a monster. It could just be that you like the movie a lot as a kid
[00:54:24] Yeah, it doesn't work on you. It does hold on sure if I watched your body
[00:54:27] I probably wouldn't think it's yeah, it's a
[00:54:30] Actually, I'm actually Danny Brasko gets better than worse times. You want I
[00:54:35] Love Donnie Brasko a million times, but that happened with good falls. I watch good falls again
[00:54:40] You're wrong about that too by the way
[00:54:42] I just didn't do it for me in the way that casino still works the agree
[00:54:46] The most good fells is why it's gladiator which when I was 15
[00:54:50] I hated them my retard so learn when I was 15. It was my favorite over fucking you right now
[00:54:56] It sucks. No, it doesn't suck. No, it's good as fuck you're all dumb
[00:55:05] You know what I rewatch like once a year that I still like a lot Troy
[00:55:10] I've never seen Troy's good, dude. I saw I find but gladiator rocks compared to what Troy. Yeah, I don't think so
[00:55:18] I think it's just kind of model the
[00:55:20] A neid of yeah, but I do remember when Brad Pitt does his first kill in the movie
[00:55:28] It was a nation Jones
[00:55:30] The very tall like a very tall guy tall the video of it's from a very strong man 95 of Magnus Amelson breaking his arm
[00:55:38] I think he breaks Nathan Jones whoa that video is awesome doing like arm wrestling arm wrestling
[00:55:43] Holy fuck that rules. Yeah cool. Magnus Amelson. He's like Scandinavia or some shit. So he's like I feel really bad
[00:55:52] I think I broke his arm
[00:55:57] Yeah, dude, I mean I would watch Troy again
[00:55:59] I was I just remember being hyped for Troy because I love Greek shit and Brad Pitt was looking hot as fucking
[00:56:06] Achilles and I don't know I just remembered ending not satisfying but I haven't seen since I was a kid
[00:56:11] But good fellas. I just I love it. Well Troy is very Troy is very much like a like a
[00:56:17] movie about
[00:56:19] kind of like
[00:56:21] tropes of masculinity in different ways to pursue being like it's like a good man project sort of type of movie
[00:56:28] Mm-hmm. It's not I mean the best thing you do when your homie dies is you wear his armor in battle so that people will think
[00:56:35] That you are him. Yeah, right?
[00:56:37] Resurrect. Well, there's all that shit. You know, there's the fucking this there's Orlando where your condoms after you die
[00:56:44] Yeah, Orlando Bloom who thinks he's in love with this bitch and is like destroying his father's kingdom and putting all of his
[00:56:50] Countrymen to death so that he could get some pussy. So he's kind of like like the figure you see Hector
[00:56:58] Paris, right? He's Paris. Yeah, and then
[00:57:02] What I mean who gives a shit? It's not
[00:57:04] The knee and really in right here. I really in rules. I know is the only it's not the
[00:57:11] sequel where you know the the refugees from Troy go to found the Rome Rome. Yeah. Yeah, yeah
[00:57:18] That's right. That's right. Mm-hmm. It was Romulus and Remus
[00:57:21] That's the different version of the Roman myth and remiss is what I is what I call my dick
[00:57:26] I'm about to remiss it into some pussy
[00:57:29] You're about to remiss your remiss
[00:57:36] Remiss is my dick's name
[00:57:38] Remus II. Oh, so wait, that's a different story than yeah
[00:57:42] It's a different like myth about the founding of Rome and then the Anita is but the Virgil is the one who who founds
[00:57:48] There's magnificent breaking Nathan Jones's arm
[00:57:52] Look at how much
[00:57:54] Look how much bigger Nathan Jones is and Sam Wilson just shatters his fucking I see yeah
[00:58:01] I used to watch that world strong Smith. Oh, I was on ESPN to me as a man too when I was homesick from school. Oh
[00:58:10] Shit dude
[00:58:12] Well, you see that guy is huge ah
[00:58:16] Fuck they crunch this shit up. Yeah, oh
[00:58:20] You can you can Google the world strongest main classics 1995 Samuelson breaks
[00:58:43] Yeah me that's what I say after I fuck yeah, I'm very sorry that I've broken your pussy
[00:58:48] I'm sorry that I have done damage to your pussy your fricking hole has been Bruce
[00:58:54] Stid that I've run your black out
[00:58:58] Like a cuckoo clock the door is too tiny and I shove my dick in there and kill the whole dancing family
[00:59:09] Fuck dude, I wish I was the world's strongest man. Mm-hmm. I want to get fucking wouldn't I want to be a big strong guy
[00:59:16] Mm-hmm. They should do the world's strongest woman competition on TV. Yeah, but it's all about their fortitude
[00:59:22] Which don't say they already do they do
[00:59:25] They do do it, but the joke is that nobody watches
[00:59:34] Was it was a Tim Dylan that used to do the joke about like the WNBA just being funny
[00:59:39] I have the idea that I would have let bitches play basketball
[00:59:46] They sound similar to Shane's special Olympics premise. No, I'm trying to remember who the fuck you to do that
[00:59:53] Yeah, I don't remember on account of my dick is too hard is it no from blue cheer calm
[00:59:59] No, it's not well, but I am about to take some pep to bizmo and play play through the pain because we're about to get pizza
[01:00:04] We're about to get pizza. I'm gonna be like any given son. I'm about to get shot up by James Woods
[01:00:12] That's me tonight
[01:00:13] I'm about to drink I'm gonna have so many edibles about to smoke a lot of joints and I'm about to have pep to bizmo
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