Cum Town | Regular | 12/30/2020
[00:00:00] I just said you hit the record though. I just said Adam just go make the coffee
[00:00:04] Why make the coffee you the one who asked for it Nick said I'm gonna make coffee
[00:00:10] Make it I can't hear that stuff. I don't have headphones on yeah, you can't hear it because
[00:00:24] My car should go locked but and if it's not the keys are on the code right later
[00:00:29] Just make it know you just woke up from a nap Adam's Adam's taking now. I'm cranky
[00:00:34] Yeah, so make some fucking coffee to fix your attitude before I fix it for you. You're very me. I'm not you for everybody
[00:00:41] Why are you doing Nick you're about he's got five is about to get five across the lips
[00:00:46] I'm gonna give you a fucking backhand if you all give you something else across your lips
[00:00:49] I would fuck you up Adam right now if we fought if we fought right now. I would fuck you up. So that's not true
[00:00:54] Yeah, I would dispatch you so easily that's not true because I fight by Israeli army rules
[00:01:00] Sorry bitch. There are no rules white phosphorus. There's that you don't have
[00:01:10] The Gaza steak house guys are staking welcome. Come on in to the Gaza steak is
[00:01:19] Actually that made me feel good. I don't eat coffee
[00:01:24] I'm going to get in the back of my car go this himself
[00:01:27] I'm not gonna get in the back of your car. I'm just getting in the back of the car
[00:01:30] Go ahead and get in the back. Why you keep telling me to go in the back of my car
[00:01:33] My cold outside my station wagon. Yeah. Yes station second station right in the crew the state. Yeah, the second
[00:01:42] Copy I would have gotten a sedan if it's you know what he's a little 240 percent sedan for sale
[00:01:47] But they didn't really what do you say about Adams charges of copy?
[00:01:51] I mean he doesn't even have a car. Stop has agreed with me off the record. He's copy. Here's I've never said anything
[00:01:58] Yes, you did you said you got a station wagon
[00:02:01] I'm stuck had to win some Dick Swirland when I got was an old car
[00:02:05] I mean it just happened to be my car is old to 16 years old
[00:02:09] It's your car's your car should not be in the condition that it's in what's the what conditions in operable?
[00:02:14] You have to have your girlfriend fix it for you. She's not fixing it for me
[00:02:18] We went out of town and he's like he's like babe. Can you help me with the car?
[00:02:22] You have to have your girlfriend. That's bull that is what happened. Let's be honest. What are the facts?
[00:02:27] No, this is that you leave and then did your girlfriend fix your car?
[00:02:30] Are those the facts I left and she there was a flat on the car shoes bar and who took care of it?
[00:02:35] I called fucking AAA for her so she get a toe you do wheel who had to deal with that who deals with that
[00:02:41] Who took care of it? I took care of it because I had a warranty. I had a warranty at Costco
[00:02:50] She got a new she got a new wheel, but she was borrowing the car for the week in the car and flat after we were ready up
[00:02:56] State hmm don't drink my per don't bring my personal didn't even
[00:03:00] Jamas and even check your car before you gave it to the woman. Yeah, that's right
[00:03:05] That's recklessly giving a broken car girlfriend. Very nice. It wasn't a girlfriend. It was more about fire
[00:03:11] What do you mean knows more about you should there was a flat tire you're 15 years older than her and she knows more than
[00:03:17] All right, how is that there her generation didn't even grow up with cars. That doesn't make any sense
[00:03:23] They had iPads everyone had cars. They took taxis everywhere. They took a lecture. You're even losing stavros on this
[00:03:31] That's the type of car. What do you mean even stavros? Well, you guys were both doing a two for one and now you're sure he didn't
[00:03:37] He's losing you with that car thing nothing change. You did lose me, but what did I lose? I don't know it's a vibe. I
[00:03:48] Divine when you guys you got a big I got for 15 minutes. I lost it in coffee
[00:03:53] I lost him in terms of the aggressiveness. I was not I did not tell anyone I was gonna make coffee
[00:03:58] You did why am I in trouble for you woke up you woke up cranky, right?
[00:04:03] Wake up cranky. I was you I have a wreck with I woke up with a hard dick and you tried to get me to touch it
[00:04:08] Woke up and I said stop. I have a I have a boner right now
[00:04:11] You said I don't believe you said so you can touch it. I say you can't see it
[00:04:15] No, I say let me see it. I showed you through no I want to see your bear cock
[00:04:19] Okay, well next time I get an erection. I'll show you the bear cock
[00:04:23] I don't have one right now the point is listen you woke up you needed coffee. I didn't eat coffee
[00:04:28] I'm feel fine right now. You were you asked for coffee
[00:04:31] All right, if I woke up and I want to get my dick hard, okay right before I took my 15 minute nap
[00:04:39] Okay, they said I'm gonna make some coffee. We'll get it going at four
[00:04:42] I don't remember that yes, and then I ended up jump-roping okay, so you jump roped
[00:04:47] I thought you made coffee. I just asked if I didn't know you had a verbal promise from Nick
[00:04:51] I thought you I just asked if there was coffee at Nixon breach your breach of country
[00:04:55] I said I want to have a cup of coffee. I never said I was making Adam said do you have a grinder?
[00:05:00] And I said yes, it's in the car. That's true. That's true Adam. How do you yeah?
[00:05:04] You brought your coffee grinder from the city. Yeah, you know what we shouldn't I didn't bring my other I have a better coffee
[00:05:10] This is probably tearing the audience what I brought what I brought is they like a little insight to the drama
[00:05:16] I'm planning on either giving to somebody or throwing out that just happens to be what kind of a coffee
[00:05:21] Some like kitchen ate coffee grind. Okay
[00:05:25] Yeah, now that I'm like trying to learn coffee mr. Coffee over here
[00:05:28] I got you're saying you're playing out giving it to someone that happens to be a woman
[00:05:33] No, is that what you just said he didn't say it was a woman. Wow sounds like you got some
[00:05:38] Some weird thing. I thought you were bragging about giving garbage to women
[00:05:42] Wow things that you're Adam see this is why I'm saying you need a cup of coffee
[00:05:46] Yeah, because you're being cranky right now. I'm not being cranky. I bought both of you guys Christmas gifts today. You did? Yes
[00:05:53] Let's give them to us. I told you guys what the Christmas gifts are. It's already. I don't have them yet
[00:05:58] I ordered them. It's already it's already January. It's already December 30. I know it's a late Christmas gift
[00:06:06] You haven't and we ever 30 by this time. I've already given you my incredibly thoughtful Christmas gift
[00:06:12] Mm-hmm. I didn't have this here's a Christmas gift
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[00:06:37] Oh, hold on. Okay. Hey, can you hear me?
[00:06:45] We're doing the podcast right now. It's Robert Kelly really put it on speaker. We can't put it on. Hey Bob. Can I call you back?
[00:06:55] We're doing it right now. Yeah, hi Bob. What stavro says hello. I'm
[00:07:02] Doing pretty good Bobby. Thank you for asking
[00:07:12] Put you on speaker. We'll do a we'll all talk together in maybe an hour
[00:07:20] Mmm nice to hear from Bobby. It was nice to hear from Bob
[00:07:24] I did his he's got he had a workout the 30-day less titty challenge is what he was doing
[00:07:29] I saw I did a workout with him and honestly it fucked my ass a little bit. Yeah, did you lose weight?
[00:07:34] I lost a hundred pounds. Wow. Yeah, I know that you look beautiful. I
[00:07:41] It's so crazy you lost a lot of hundred pounds. I'm everything except your breasts
[00:07:45] I chopped one of your hot ficke. Well, I don't have breasts
[00:07:48] Even at my fattest I didn't really have breasts. I mean I've grabbed them before not really
[00:07:54] I'm very funny to claim that you don't have breasts. I don't really I've left him palmed you and right hand back
[00:08:00] They could be way worse. That's true. I fuck girls with smaller cities than you know, that's not true
[00:08:06] Well, you know what that's that's true, but that's on your that's not my type. That's on your like that's like saying, you know
[00:08:12] I can know I like big nah, you don't I'm on
[00:08:14] You're now now we want to talk about copying. Yeah, we would
[00:08:22] Zero ox over yeah, I've looked at you're saying station wagon meanwhile button Nick bought an old car to work on
[00:08:28] Have you done a stitch of work on your fucking Carmelo soprano wagon? No, I didn't done shit
[00:08:35] I have done right now. You're going somewhere replacing the fucking tail audit and immediately got into an accident
[00:08:41] Okay, right first of all that was not my fault and now you rear after after that was ragging about fucking win
[00:08:47] With small music and a bit me user. It was a cannabis user by the way long island express way
[00:08:52] They made a sudden stop and I was falling a little control your vehicle
[00:09:01] From saying you fuck girls with most small attention me which by the way
[00:09:04] I fucked all types of on your behalf. I fucked all women with all different sets number one because my tits are not big
[00:09:12] They're little and they don't look that good if it was on a woman
[00:09:14] I wouldn't be that thrilled if I had tits like mine now as a fat man
[00:09:18] These are the best tips you can possibly have but on a lady. These are not good tits
[00:09:23] Secondly you cannot you cannot establish yourself as a guy who fucks girls with titties like this and then in the same breath
[00:09:31] I've always been on the fucking record since before this podcast about loving big ass
[00:09:42] Big rush night is your thing or the copy or out of the three of us. It is my thing that
[00:09:48] Liking big in this well worn in this well. Oh, yes copiers jammed and copy your ass. Oh, number one
[00:09:55] We've got a dick jammed in the copier. That's true number one. That's true. Please empty the copiers mouth. It's filled with cum
[00:10:06] Error the copier is been nutted in and it's jammed up with nut from copying too much
[00:10:15] That's you by the way the the copier mr. Xerox
[00:10:18] Mm-hmm. All right, man the Batman this didn't bother me that you got the second station wagon the crew
[00:10:25] It's just officially the second station wagon the crew that's all you keep bringing this up as if I give a shit. Oh
[00:10:32] Cool, no care. I'm just I'm just putting something on the rat. I'm not mad dude. I don't sound mad at all
[00:10:38] You're being trolled and you had a great nap have a nice day
[00:10:41] You have been trolled have a nice day. You were you have been you're trolled
[00:10:49] Do I've been doing a long-term troll on you even a trap is nearly set
[00:10:55] Really set fuck you might think you've had little victories all along the way. That's why you're making war, but the war
[00:11:06] For years no war of attrition. That sounds like being trolled to me. That's me. I don't even know war was going on
[00:11:12] I was just having a good time jump roping. That's right eating pizza that's been left out for three days
[00:11:17] I was like is there any more cold pizza? There's plenty. Yeah, there's all of the this for some reason the meat lover
[00:11:23] I didn't get touched despite having a huge meat-loving copy and piece of shit right here in front of me. I
[00:11:30] Wouldn't describe stop rest that way what oh?
[00:11:36] You now you're flying to the audience and that's I've never lied to the audience and that's something I can't both of you guys
[00:11:43] Both of you guys every single episode spew lie after life to these kind souls
[00:11:50] Guys you think they're gonna fall for this little fucking stunt
[00:11:53] I'd love to have an argument for the entire you think this is how they think they're gonna fall for this
[00:11:58] I think it's finally time we have an argument the entire episode
[00:12:01] People think the premise of the shows that we bully Adam, but the truth is that's never actually happened
[00:12:06] No, it's never even got we've never even gotten close to bullying. No, we just have to we keep them in check
[00:12:13] Think what you need is go make a little coffee. You can't kill a man who's already dead
[00:12:16] You have to go make a little coffee. Yeah, well, you can't be the girl
[00:12:19] You can't kill a man who's not even a man. That's right
[00:12:21] You're killing a woman a little girl baby who's not even born yet your girl sperm
[00:12:26] That's true. You're a little sperm with a pussy instead of a no. Yeah, you're always you're a girl
[00:12:33] You're a sperm. That's like hey boys. You've always been jealous of me because I'm 18 months older. It's it's we all know
[00:12:49] Everyone knows that everyone who listens knows
[00:12:51] Nick wants to be a bunch of wishes he was
[00:12:58] Because my birthday is late. Oh, no, I just leave you better bring pizza for the crew if you better bring that made lovers
[00:13:05] Be sending you better bring the whole fucking pizza beat lovers. That's right the beat lovers beaten off
[00:13:12] They called everything bagel with the place you went through the tornado sucklies
[00:13:19] Sucklies delight with the fuck one slice you're you're fucking insane
[00:13:24] There is an entire pizza give me a slice of that and go have the sausage
[00:13:28] I'm the guy who ordered pepperoni mushroom. No, I was gonna share the one slice that I found
[00:13:34] If a whole fucking I would have brought more slices if there were more slices
[00:13:47] You guys are midnight snackers. I had a slice at three forty. I was close to seven a.m. That's what happened
[00:13:55] Yeah, it's weird because I'm during the day will and I were hitting the Frank do something
[00:14:01] I'm a daytime guy wake up. No, I'm a night time. No. Yeah, yeah 10 a.m. I'm gorging myself
[00:14:09] I'm my pattern when I'm really in the fucking eating zone
[00:14:15] We the first meal of the day is around 5 p.m. Oh, cuz I'm so fucked up off what I ate last night
[00:14:21] That I can't even stomach the idea of eating anything. I love that dude
[00:14:25] Walk it's walk us through most of the day is spent recovering right I wake up. We should see if we could get
[00:14:33] Surewood Strauss. Yes the basketball basketball guy. We should yes
[00:14:44] Victory machine who pair rock. I'm sorry Ethan the fat Nazi. Oh, yeah, yes
[00:14:50] Shut up. Ethan's supple. Hey, but I'm sure he's a boy man's world. He's got he's got his own podcast
[00:14:55] Ethan suckle is about diet and exercise. Oh shit
[00:14:58] But we said bring him on and see within an hour if staff can destroy his life. I probably could I don't make
[00:15:05] I can't be near that guy. I'm a big fan. I'm a big fan, but I shouldn't be around
[00:15:09] He's just the worst I just fucking what he would be everything. He's worked for your his your his Courtney love
[00:15:16] Yeah, you can you can wait to that guy lose likes. He's like it's awesome. He's like a hundred pounds
[00:15:22] Yeah, he loves about four thousand pounds. He was real fat. He was American. His reacts. He's fat. Yeah
[00:15:29] Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's good now. He's like a powerlifting guy. I can't be around that guy cuz yeah
[00:15:34] We have a really nice time. That's the thing. It would be an awesome relapse relapses are the best
[00:15:39] Yeah, the first few the first week of a relapse. There's nothing better in the world
[00:15:43] See that's what now I I get to enjoy November and December and just eat whatever the fuck I want and be like a complete piece of shit
[00:15:49] Yeah, you know because it's the ant in the grasshopper
[00:15:53] So true. That's why I've been eating I've been eating bugs. I've been eating nothing but an ant in a grasshopper every day
[00:16:00] That's very that's like Adam type of low amount of calories. Yeah
[00:16:04] You know what I'd like a chocolate covered bugs. Yeah, if I were to have to eat a bug
[00:16:09] So I forgot. Oh, yeah, we need ice cream. We haven't had ice cream once this you haven't ever ice cream the entire time
[00:16:17] To nice the night fellas I feel it if you thought I got high as shit the last the same the same the same cousin
[00:16:24] Who's makeup all I ate when I was a kid
[00:16:26] Uh-huh was fat as shit and I would make fun of her for being anorexic because she would get like a salad like make a healthy
[00:16:33] Well, you're having two Mcdubbles. Yeah, right. I can't breathe
[00:16:39] Can I just have half a pancake nothing nine of them
[00:16:43] Shit, maybe pancakes for tomorrow, dude
[00:16:47] I would love to make some flat top buckwheat pancakes tomorrow
[00:16:51] We need to fuck up the flat top make pancakes make fucking burgers and cheesesteaks. We should cook in the fireplace
[00:17:01] Make we should cut off a Chinese guy's skin and make soup
[00:17:06] Nick's trying to make explosive bullets with butter with butter and fucking
[00:17:11] Uh, skeet shooting around trying to open up the anarchist cookbook. Hey, y'all I made my own pornography out of awful
[00:17:19] Now we can set up camp and the living room beat each other off
[00:17:25] What is awful, it's just like dried whole rat is that what it is? Yeah, isn't it? It's a rodent. I think I don't know
[00:17:33] Gristle, I know but I don't made the mistake of leaving the pizza on the couch. Maybe it was a mistake. Maybe it was a delivery
[00:17:43] Made I got worried about you last night because one of these days you're gonna just die no
[00:17:48] He thought he was gonna die last night when I'm not the one who fucking did
[00:17:52] How much cocaine all fucking night talking about global warming's fake so nothing to worry about over here
[00:17:57] Mm-hmm. I was getting highs fuck passing out to John Travolta. You also did cocaine. You also did a little bit of cocaine
[00:18:04] Okay, to be fair. I forgot I did cocaine
[00:18:09] Yeah, I did green tea and my heart was pounding. I did shit cocaine green tea and watched money train
[00:18:16] Did you guys finish money train? I went upstairs. No, we only made my three J. Lo's fucking ten of that movie
[00:18:23] Yeah, we already fucked her. I fucked her and you know, no, I fucked her now to say no
[00:18:29] You know, I did the other no I fucking woke up and I saw my Amazon I'd been looking up like how to buy like official
[00:18:36] vaccination records said doctor your own vaccine
[00:18:39] To say that you got the COVID vaccine well all of the vaccines because I don't have any no I have I was
[00:18:46] Vaccinated I just don't have my medical records. Oh, I don't want to go like get another vaccination or fucking can you go?
[00:18:52] You're mom well, but she seems like the fuck a pediatrician. You don't know your pediatrician. No, I never had a consistent doctor
[00:18:59] Really? Yeah, no never how about you? I'll go to the doctor when I was I had a very very very sick as a kid
[00:19:04] I'm gonna do checkups. No never. I'm still shout out my guy dr. Salihi. I'm still very close with my pediatrician
[00:19:12] You're one of those guys that go that went until he was 27 mm-hmm
[00:19:16] As long as you're still on the nipple you're allowed to go to the
[00:19:21] And you bottle feed I put a nipple at the end of my dick and trick at him into sucking it mm-hmm
[00:19:26] You ever do that? Yeah, you have tricked Adam into doing a lot of things. I've actually been tricking you to do more things
[00:19:32] No, yes, I have like what I don't want to just buy a station wagon that adds like
[00:19:39] Pleasure to my life because I have a project and something to work on instead of a thing that's constantly broken
[00:19:44] I have I have girlfriend to handle it for me having a flat tire
[00:19:53] Your car ball in the open the keys weren't working
[00:19:57] Can you bring all your tools over here and help me never mind my girlfriend?
[00:20:00] No, you didn't fix I fixed it you I didn't do anything. I was it stayed at home
[00:20:05] But that happened to me not you your girlfriend thing happened really no because what happened
[00:20:10] He lacked the wrist strength to put the key in the no Nick Nick try to fix it. He couldn't I did not even come over
[00:20:20] Remotely close to your car your girlfriend had to fix it. He's absolutely lying right now. It's so funny
[00:20:26] I know I do remotely come close to the car
[00:20:28] You didn't go into the car and put the key in the ignition
[00:20:31] I went you said the wheel was locked the car was not you called me up
[00:20:35] He said I can't turn the car on or move the steering wheel and then anyone would tell you just pull the steering wheel a bit
[00:20:40] And that wasn't what happened that wasn't the problem. That's it. Yes battery was dead
[00:20:44] I said just push this here and then I came over and it's like a push start ignition
[00:20:48] And then I said oh, I don't know what this is but I didn't try to fix your car
[00:20:51] But the battery was dead and my girlfriend didn't fix my car your girlfriend had to fix your coffee saying
[00:21:00] I heard that you didn't fix it though Adam
[00:21:05] Thought initially there was a dead battery. I was pissed when my keys stopped working. That was annoying. Mm-hmm. My car worked and it just I
[00:21:14] Had to pay some other some Greek guys like 700 dollars because they ran died
[00:21:18] I thought they were a pack of standing I try I went to the Pakistanis
[00:21:21] They were so rude that I had it shipped over to the Greek guys that I can trust
[00:21:25] Mm-hmm. Damn that the world had occurs making a stinter and it smells great
[00:21:28] It smells better than my fucking little dick smells better than Adam has ever smelled this lie. That's true
[00:21:34] And you probably haven't smelled better than bullenies what my body. Yeah, your pheromones. No, I'm getting into scents
[00:21:41] I told you your pheromones can first of all that's 20 20 culturally. That's
[00:21:46] You don't worry. I just never did you say this word cologne one time right now?
[00:21:50] Can I say this as the last episode of the year? I just want to say you have an awful attitude today
[00:21:59] I feel fine. No, you know, it is you know what it is. I'm standing up for myself
[00:22:05] I would not even going after you you like started off. You're like you copied my station wagon
[00:22:10] You don't like the fire. Well, you're the car. I was lightly teasing you. You're that it was a light teaser
[00:22:16] It was a real okay. That's I'm like, I'm no we're not even going. I'm no one's going after you here. Yeah
[00:22:22] Attitude is bad. I've been trying to talk about PlayStation 5. No, you ever brought it up one time
[00:22:26] Because I've been trying to and you keep saying I only sucked 18 days
[00:22:38] You've been saying that my only fact 18 days my car is broken
[00:22:42] Because I have flat wheel in the my class for that's a fix fix my car for me
[00:22:46] Mm-hmm all I'm saying is you should have if you had made the coffee
[00:22:51] No problem if I have to add you he plans he
[00:22:54] Manipulates the situation to plan to be out of town because he knows he'll get I want to kiss the tow truck driver
[00:22:59] That's true and so that okay if that's true then you're being a good boyfriend
[00:23:04] If you're keeping yourself out of temptations or temptation
[00:23:08] We're the touch of dry can't do that any so hot and he's got so much grease on his overall
[00:23:13] I'm assuming the last temptation of Christ about is about sucking cock. No, it is
[00:23:17] It's about no well, it's about getting pussy. Yeah, which is awesome and who wrote that a Greek guy who?
[00:23:24] Scorsese no bitch cuz I'm Zachies and it's about it's about what Adam
[00:23:29] It's about getting pussy is that the joke answer or the real answer?
[00:23:33] Both it actually is both in this case. Yeah, all right. I'll give him that. It's a great movie
[00:23:40] I'll give him that it's about getting pussy, which is cool
[00:23:42] It's funny that they made a movie about God and his biggest issues whether he can get pussy or not
[00:23:49] And that's the kind of God that I identify with yeah, your God's got how great is our God?
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[00:25:51] In the contract well, it's like one of their stipulated
[00:25:57] Contract I can assault someone yeah, it's like I can beat a homeless person
[00:26:03] You can cancel contract whenever you want. Yeah, just like we can stop doing this show whenever that's your
[00:26:10] Is we may just leave that's right. We'll catch the checks and you'll never hear from us again. Yeah
[00:26:15] One of the one of the best days of my life actually was a terrible day. It was the worst days of my life
[00:26:29] The other yeah, it was like 18 I was working at a gas station and the job sucked
[00:26:34] I hated of course my girlfriend at the time showed up and she had a bunch of like booze in the car
[00:26:38] Hmm and I was supposed to be working from like 7 a.m. To 8 p.m. And it was like 11 and she was like
[00:26:50] I went into the station and I told the African guy I was like I'm leaving. I'm not working
[00:27:00] And that was one of the worst days of your life well then yeah, then we've got drunk and fought for two years
[00:27:08] Damn man, that smells so good. I know you know what I want. I want um
[00:27:12] Paula Dean stove top mac and cheese never had it that you ever had their stove top is not baked
[00:27:18] I think no they do stove top and then she bakes it. Yeah with a nice crust on the top. I like a crust
[00:27:25] That's that's that's the good stuff right there. Yeah
[00:27:28] Hmm fuck Thanksgiving's coming back already happened. Thanks. Give me coming backwards
[00:27:34] I think I'm hoping Korean barbecue restaurants
[00:27:38] Were open on Thanksgiving dude. I'm hoping they'd go. You know, I'm taking my cousin my cousin's birthday was
[00:27:51] And so I'm taking him and his girlfriend out to nice
[00:27:55] To Korean barbecue if you want to come when you doing that and next week when I got back in this
[00:28:01] Thanksgiving or no, it'll well close to Thanksgiving
[00:28:04] Yeah, I'll see because I got I'm probably gonna have some visitors that week. I might be yeah entertaining
[00:28:09] Well, I'm planning to like just you know fucking make it rain or whatever nice Korean restaurant. So oh, yeah
[00:28:15] Oh, that's all are welcome. Thank you. I've already set aside
[00:28:19] 10 million 10 million, but I want to I want to do it before they shut the fucking city down. I know
[00:28:27] Which they have done. Yeah, I probably have done
[00:28:31] By this they just shut down this or they did shut down the schools on
[00:28:38] 18th that's they shut down the public schools did they shut down the school today or
[00:28:43] Non-member 18th is no de Blasio even showing his fucking face in public. I don't think so. Yeah. Oh shit
[00:28:52] There's too many goddamn birthdays in November November and April for me are like
[00:28:56] I just feel like a fucking asshole every three days because I have like really yeah
[00:29:00] I have a bunch of friends that all have birth birthdays in what is it Gemini season? Yeah, what is it score member in April?
[00:29:07] Lisa Scorpio season that's very sweet Nick
[00:29:09] It's very sweet of you to remember yeah, my birthday month. I had like two friends
[00:29:25] Okay, good that's that's sent off you've done it yeah, November it's like November 17 18 19 20
[00:29:31] I have like fucking 10 friends who have birthday. I've run like that in July
[00:29:35] It's like three friends of my dad. It's weird. I don't know any but I would like rarely anybody that has a birthday in July
[00:29:42] In fact I dated a girl whose birthday was in July and I used to routinely have to like find excuses to look at her ID
[00:29:49] Because I would forget what her birthday is I knew it was in June at first of all there shouldn't be two months with the same
[00:29:54] I agree with that in a row. He just said yeah June and July is the same. I used to always forget my mom's
[00:30:03] But I used to think it was in May and it's in March. Yeah, my dad's birthday is in March and I forget his birthday routine
[00:30:11] I'd like I've never I'll never remember it nice fucking but another other birthdays in March. I know a
[00:30:19] Lot of girls with early March birthdays. Oh, yeah, me too. Yeah
[00:30:28] Yeah, I've never seen the birthdays and other social security numbers and there's nothing you can do
[00:30:35] To keep me from lurking the birthday remember I'm Michael down
[00:30:45] Somebody told me it's your birthday. Do you want to have sex?
[00:30:48] Do you want to have sex you want to show me your pussy you want to have sex in my Toyota to seven?
[00:31:02] It's your birthday and I'm horny as the war of the hoses and it's Michael Douglas and Martin Sheen and they get married
[00:31:08] And then their marriage falls apart and they have to get a divorce
[00:31:12] Mmm. Mmm. That's awesome. We should have like a decade of gay divorce movies. I agree
[00:31:18] They're coming like a gamer versus gamer. Yeah gay guy versus a free-air
[00:31:36] I was I was very specific I wanted the dildos in the divorce Mrs. Doubtfire
[00:31:42] But this time this is doubt fire is our keeps to the children and Sally fields her like cis woman
[00:31:49] wife is the one that loses her kids to her trans husband
[00:31:54] Yeah, absolutely because you have to be trans
[00:31:58] Yeah, the courts to a fight like this of course to afraid to not give custody to Mrs. Doubtfire
[00:32:04] Yeah, yeah, yeah, because they don't go ahead. I dare you you have a pea nightmare
[00:32:09] They're like yeah after the Brock Turner judge lost their job. I can't risk it
[00:32:31] It'd be funny to be the Brock Turner judge like we also find out that they were dressed like Judge dread when making that's cool
[00:32:37] Yeah, that'd be cool. Okay. Do some wild shit as a judge. You should do this you should get the dress up his dress
[00:32:43] I get that cool helmet. I am the glass visor. I don't think it was that bad that he raped someone
[00:32:50] You get four months or whatever nice pussy rookie
[00:32:56] Rokey show me your pussy rookie call it
[00:32:58] Raping the first degree sentence zero years punishment nothing Sandra
[00:33:10] I can't believe Sandra book with let him up. It's not saying the second one. It's the second one. Come on, dude
[00:33:16] I really that's a much better. I really like that. It's so good. I recommend that is my dad my dad's like I hated it
[00:33:22] What you got kill your father? I'm like I don't understand anything. I don't get you
[00:33:27] It's over for him. This seems like it would be right up your out
[00:33:29] We got to take him out back and shoot him in the back of the man
[00:33:31] I had to listen to his like I was watching the special features on the guardians of the galaxy
[00:33:43] He was like there was I mean like really nothing like there's no intellectual value to it
[00:33:47] It's like of course there isn't yeah, it's just rocks cock the second from the second you press play till the end it rules
[00:33:54] Yes, that's that's the value. That's all it's supposed to be the drug that's
[00:34:00] Fucked up and he's slow mo. Yeah, he's like it's just people getting shot in the face in slow motion
[00:34:05] It's like yeah, it's a B action. Yeah, it was a fucking loser and the action is really good
[00:34:10] Yeah, there's a little pinch of titties if I'm not mistaken a pinch of tit just a little sprinkling not as much
[00:34:15] I would have liked I love when he just throws that bitch off the roof of the end
[00:34:19] It's so cool, and then she dies in slow motion
[00:34:22] He's just looking down in the his final line in the movie when at least in terms of all the conflict he goes. Yeah
[00:34:35] Yeah, that's a cool movie. Yeah, shuts out Carl Urban
[00:34:39] Colin rookie who's that is named penis six and a half inches
[00:34:43] Not that bad looking but probably not that trouble staying hard trouble staying hard not particularly pleasurable
[00:34:49] No, I'll call it again. I read you must have read you must be jammed. Oh, it sounds like you're getting a wrong read on the
[00:34:58] So maybe put turn your helmet and just stop looking suck it for a second and then do it and read it again
[00:35:07] Give it give it a suck a couple up and down so they give me another reading
[00:35:12] Like my ass let's all my titties eject me off and then read it again
[00:35:34] I'm on my asshole and then read the engine don't wheel into my ass your wheelie into my ass, okay
[00:35:51] That's some absolutely good shit. What's the next movie you watch? Well, let's do some film reviews
[00:35:56] Maybe stop you could tell them that by the movies you've been we've been watching no
[00:35:59] I don't feel like it. All right. Never mind. How about that. You don't tell me what fucking gets done. I
[00:36:05] Say we guess done tell me what gets done then
[00:36:08] See just feel your tits that go ahead feel them. Honestly feel them
[00:36:13] You tell me you fuck see you try the much bigger handful than this there. No, I'm just holding something else in my head
[00:36:19] Try it again. Tell me these tips are you fucking girl with tits like this. That's a handful
[00:36:24] You're pathetic. It's a small handful. It's pathetic. I'm definitely fucking small handful
[00:36:32] I've I'm just saying that's in the category of small handful
[00:36:41] Shaped like this. No my tits aren't shaped. Oh, you're shit. They're not they're shaped. They're more like horizontal
[00:36:47] Exactly, they don't do a bell curve a nice beautiful
[00:36:55] No, they spill over I do need to get the
[00:36:59] Horizontalness of my titties under control. It's kind of like a Phil Phil Marjera kind of they go like
[00:37:07] That's not the correct comp. I think it is I
[00:37:11] Have a better body than Phil Marjera. I'm just saying it's the same
[00:37:18] Genius it's the same phylum now of breast. You know what fuck you
[00:37:24] Let me take a look and feel more jurors breast, and I'll tell you right now
[00:37:28] And I'll tell you right the fuck now. I
[00:37:31] Don't have big tits though. Phil Marjera breast. I
[00:37:35] Don't think he does either. Yeah, you're right in comparison to his tummy
[00:37:40] How about instead of Phil Marjera? It's Phil Marjana. Mm-hmm
[00:37:43] Yeah, okay, I guess kind of similar to Phil Marjera. I take it back. Come on, BAM. Don't film me would come
[00:37:49] Come on BAM. Come on. Oh, man. Don't make me into a cream pie cream pie your dad
[00:38:04] I'm on BAM. Don't come in my pussy. Yeah, you're watching Viva Lebang with Bang, Marjana
[00:38:12] That's also his name is Bang now and his dad is Phil Marjana
[00:38:19] And here's our mother April my China her name is still April
[00:38:42] Which I know Ryan you don't filled up my pussy with Ryan done
[00:38:51] Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's right. Oh, yeah, that is correct. That makes me come up
[00:38:57] Dude fuck yeah fuck how dark is bad to get yeah, it's already I really don't fuck with this
[00:39:08] Such as this is fuck sad winter day such as bust winter on absolutely sucks my dick
[00:39:15] I just asked this but winter absolutely sucks my degree. I'm a summer man. I
[00:39:21] Mean fall was the best we got we got to do this again, dude
[00:39:25] We got a fuck we got to go to Puerto Rico
[00:39:29] Puerto Rico and if for the super special listeners will be having a secret show in Puerto Rico
[00:39:36] We're selling two tickets and you can't look at us
[00:39:42] With a hot girl big tish you gotta fuck us
[00:39:47] That's the secret show is getting fucked in the air
[00:39:51] B&B yeah, you gotta fly yourself. Yeah going from room to room in the air B&B. Yes
[00:39:57] Mm-hmm, and then afterwards we're going to the jungle they got there and then we're having dinner in San Juan
[00:40:05] We're all going out to San Juan for I guess we could just get three girls instead of sharing the same girl
[00:40:10] Yeah, we're having a secret show where three girls come with us as a Puerto Rico
[00:40:14] And we pretend to be in a relationship for a weekend that sounds awesome and we don't do the podcast no
[00:40:20] No, we still got to do the podcast we still do the podcast, but we're doing a secret show where we all fuck you all three of us
[00:40:26] Pretend to be in relationships with women for about a year
[00:40:29] That's too long and to be never really just a weekend is fine
[00:40:33] We never really commit to the relationship and you've lost the ability to feel any connection
[00:40:39] And you're one year closer to your 40s when you look back and you're just turning into one of those guys
[00:40:51] One of those guys that you would look at and be like well at least one of those guys
[00:40:55] You don't be that fucking develop target fixation on and you said oh, please God no as your inch closer and closer like you're
[00:41:02] One of the self-fulfilling profits convey your belt at an airport
[00:41:06] Just drift through life. That's correct listening to elevator music while you become that guy
[00:41:12] I can't wait and that's the secret show. Yep
[00:41:18] Would like to give some Puerto Rican pussy in Puerto Rico that would be cool
[00:41:22] Yeah, I wouldn't if I like that secret shows are actually they'd have to be secrets now because they're illegal
[00:41:30] Yeah, I'm not doing any shows till it's outside again. Oh, yeah me too out of uh, you know concern
[00:41:40] Yeah, I'm back to being scared about the virus. Yeah
[00:41:43] But I cool if we could get like a secret show like your own secret show
[00:41:48] Why are you why are you back to being scared about it because the numbers are going on? Yeah?
[00:41:51] Yeah, but it's not a different virus. No, I know because the numbers that's it and it was and flu season
[00:41:58] She gets more. I don't know just bait. It's actually just because of the numbers
[00:42:01] I'm not real worried because New York is not anything like South Dakota North Dakota wherever the fuck is really
[00:42:07] the put you know, it was getting their dick hard over there, but
[00:42:15] Try and get try and get jacked in my house
[00:42:19] And I mean I'm really I'm at the point now where it's like you there's no
[00:42:27] This isn't the way it should be and think you have any ability to make it the way you want
[00:42:33] So you should just look at the world and say this is the way that it is
[00:42:39] Ignore it and fuck off. Yeah, you should you should uh, that's what I'm saying. I'm gonna do sex in the N95
[00:42:48] I just don't want to be in like at parties or in like, you know indoors with a lot of people
[00:42:53] I'll hang out with a few people and I will absolutely get pussy through this
[00:42:59] I'm not willing to sacrifice. That's that's getting top. Yeah, I can go about a week before I start getting very horny
[00:43:07] And I need to get some fucking muffa ditch
[00:43:18] As should I be doing shows in December? Probably not is my thought process my sexuality
[00:43:23] You know, it's I got one of those little wind-up teeth thing with the feet on the bottom. Mm-hmm. I just have that guy eat my ass
[00:43:31] I just put my ass up to my desk and I have that guy
[00:43:38] Are you jacking off or do you do you just slowly come? No, that's all I want
[00:43:41] I just want a little a little little woodpecker a little piece of teeth eating some dentures just chomping at my ass
[00:43:48] You know with the actual hole. Yeah, nice. Just pulled up. It's on any damage
[00:43:55] Sounds hot. Yeah, I'm one of those little
[00:43:58] Uh woodpeckers from the Simpsons where it's drinking water and I want that to dip into my ass
[00:44:06] Adam what about you? What kind of toy do you want to fuck you in the ass?
[00:44:10] What would I want to fuck me in the ass or your ass someone I was loved
[00:44:19] Really is that why you're talking about how much you love
[00:44:29] Do you remember that name quick on the draw whatever you're right. You just have that whatever the time whatever I'm being asked to agree with
[00:44:44] Goddamn christmas time. I'm gay. I can't believe christmas
[00:45:00] I wonder what this week is gonna be like in uh, New York City. It's my favorite week of the year. Mm-hmm. No, no fucking movie theaters
[00:45:10] The new year's week is the best week of the year. I'm really gonna miss
[00:45:15] I'm really gonna miss movies. There's no movie theaters. Yeah, fuck. I took probably gonna suck
[00:45:19] Taking ass in watching Star Wars last year was the best christmas ever had yeah
[00:45:25] I took I took movie theaters for granted. I was doing it. Just it shows me before this pandemic how I just didn't do shit
[00:45:35] I did nothing. I'm lost. I lost nothing
[00:45:38] I had no friends no fucking life whatsoever. I did nothing
[00:45:44] I just fucking like work out need lunch and maybe watch a movie or read a book once a week and that's it
[00:45:52] Yeah, dude. So in many ways you run a factory you're gonna start living for the first time
[00:45:57] When when is over? What do you mean when it's over? You get a vaccine or whatever? Nope
[00:46:03] Nice thing. He's doing this shit. I'm not getting the vaccine Kamala Harris already said we should not get the vaccine
[00:46:09] She did in the debate. She said which there's under no circumstance. Should anyone get the vaccine
[00:46:15] That's right. She definitely did say that. Yeah, no, she did say that
[00:46:19] You have Donald Trump says the vaccine. I'm not taking it
[00:46:23] Which was stupid really she says that the vaccine is like oh if it's if it's if it's a vaccine is it ahead
[00:46:29] If it's a vaccine that Donald Trump promotes she would not take it. That's weird. Yeah, that's smart
[00:46:37] Why because it would make him so happy if she took it and it really hurt his feelings if he didn't
[00:46:46] I made come and I made her take it and uh
[00:46:54] And as she actually she was the one she said oh, this is true
[00:47:00] Anything she's she's lying now because it's the way that come is affected her brain, but I tricked her
[00:47:17] Oh, yeah, i'm getting that fucking motherfucker
[00:47:21] I want to travel. I want to i want to travel too. I want to do a fucking
[00:47:25] A us tour this summer. Oh, basically every city. I'm just gonna start falsify my vaccination records and then
[00:47:33] Do that too. Um your mother strikes me as someone that didn't vaccinate her kids
[00:47:38] Oh, is that my mom who you've never met? That's how she strikes everything that I know about her
[00:47:43] Peking putting the pieces together. Yeah, it's where your father strikes me as someone who sucks. I had sex with your ass
[00:47:55] That's crazy because he strikes me as that too. Yeah, i'm sorry. I shouldn't have said anything about your mom
[00:48:01] Yeah, yeah, you shouldn't well his mom strikes me as somebody who sucked my dick also. Oh my god, dude
[00:48:07] So that's if we're talking about what our mom strike each other with thanks for
[00:48:11] No, thanks for um you actually it's funny. You actually strike me as a guy who also
[00:48:21] Well, hold on that being stricken right now
[00:48:27] In a dress and a little pink that strawberry dress everybody was talking about. Yeah, you were wearing that
[00:48:32] No, i've been vaccinated. I fucking i've had all my vaccine hack too
[00:48:35] Although I never got to like follow up vaccines for hepatitis and I had to get that done when I was like 25
[00:48:41] Because I went to it. I got my blood test. You get that when you're a kid
[00:48:44] You get a hepatitis vaccine. I think you have to get it to like go to college or something. Yeah, that's that's probably why I never got it
[00:48:51] Right. Um, I don't think I got any shots for college
[00:48:56] But the the time I had a chinese welfare doctor and she was like, oh you don't uh no hepatitis
[00:49:03] I was like, oh and then I got those done nice. Nice. Nice. I used to love welfare doctors
[00:49:10] Actually, you know what I should I should hit up that office because if they knew I didn't have probably have your records
[00:49:15] They might have my records, but like good luck. What do I google china town doctor?
[00:49:20] What if you get all your full records you find out new things about yourself like what?
[00:49:24] I don't know like you have different parents or something. Is that somehow those work?
[00:49:28] That'd be kind of cool dude. Who do you think your parents are at him? Who would you wish your parents were? It's two women
[00:49:37] Two black women. Yeah, it's like yeah diamond and silk diamond
[00:49:43] Those are two bad bitches right there. Yeah, what if I'm trying to get my balls sucked by diamond in my nut my
[00:49:50] My nuts like I'm sorry by diamond and my dick sucked by silk. Mm-hmm. And then I bust
[00:49:56] I wonder what they're gonna do now that Trump when Trump isn't the president anymore
[00:50:03] What do you mean diamond and silk? Yeah, but what do you mean? You wonder what they're gonna do?
[00:50:07] They're gonna get like a residency somewhere. They're finally gonna be on their lunch break, which is
[00:50:14] The thing they've wanted they've skipped their lunch break for years for the present four years
[00:50:19] Those better women first time in history have been showing up
[00:50:22] Bright at 9 a.m. Mm-hmm. You know with their hard hats on ready to get to work. Yeah, I am not on my lunch break
[00:50:30] Well, Donald Trump is president. You have my solemn vow. I'm here that I'm never on break
[00:50:38] They're going on 2021. They're hitting the vending machine hot fire Cheetos
[00:50:43] As much as you can handle. Mm-hmm. Sprite remix. That's right
[00:50:49] They're getting the cabin up here. Yep being on break
[00:50:55] They're gonna go on private and silk are gonna get a cabin getting cheetos
[00:51:00] Hot for hot cap and he caps hot fries fries grow their nails out. Absolutely
[00:51:06] Their nails are now 17 inches long. Mm-hmm. They're picking up hot fire Cheetos from the other side of the room
[00:51:15] She reaches 17 feet. Yes, I'm gonna grab the Cheeto out of a tiny bag
[00:51:22] And then as the Cheeto makes its way across the 25 feet of the room she goes
[00:51:36] Man that that that that shitty little piece of watermelon on the plane on the way to us right
[00:51:41] Yeah, it's still a hard sell of laughs. It's the hardest ever a lot
[00:51:51] She go back to Australia. I know stop doesn't want to I don't really want to that much
[00:51:56] I would go, but it's just such a fucking
[00:51:59] You know so far away. Yeah, what have we got a private jet?
[00:52:04] What if we got a boat that you could be in a relationship with I don't want that look a large ship
[00:52:09] Mm-hmm again is there girls I can fuck on the boat. Oh, I forgot to how this hypothetical worked
[00:52:19] What he shouldn't have given him that he's allowed to have sex with the girls on his wife course I am
[00:52:24] What the fuck ship itself is your how do I fuck a ship bro the stern?
[00:52:32] First of all, he's not giving me anything. I choose my wife. He's offering me a different style of wife. Are you still hard?
[00:52:41] Not so hard. I lost my reaction fucking loser
[00:52:44] I'm torqued up. I think what percentage of in the middle of the night when you're sleeping is your penis hard
[00:52:53] Is that just how it is I think so I think in your sleep it recharges
[00:52:57] You're for real your dick is recharging dude
[00:53:02] It's not fair if you can't get it hard when you're awake, but it's just tell me about hard when you're asleep. It's like how
[00:53:08] God is laughing at you. Mm-hmm. That's that's a mean prank. I would like to get my dick sucked in my sleep though
[00:53:15] So in the off chance you're getting your dick sucked in your sleep. God is it has your has your back
[00:53:21] But it's not like a sexy boner. It's like a pea boner
[00:53:23] It could be it can be pretty fucking nice. You can get it sexy, but it's like it can be pretty nice
[00:53:31] I've only been woken up to get head once in my life and that's something I really would like to fix the numbers on
[00:53:37] I would love to be awoken getting my dick slurped
[00:53:41] Yeah, that's cool. That would be really tight. That's one of my favorite stuff things to have happen
[00:53:48] Getting jacked to getting jacked awake. Mm-hmm. That's pretty nice too
[00:53:52] Maybe we should all go in on a cinnabon franchise. I'm listening. Yeah
[00:53:59] This is your first this is the first investment thing you said that I'm 100% on board with yeah
[00:54:05] I would love to just we should use them. No time for donuts. We do it after dinner, dude
[00:54:10] What do you mean after don't crack donuts now? We got special donuts from somewhere wheeled on us donuts from where
[00:54:16] No, we're gonna have a little showing a little us for real friendship is what are you talking about?
[00:54:22] We don't really know we think it's all why are you looking right at me?
[00:54:24] Why you said that will is showing you my real friendship is
[00:54:32] You're staring into my soul while you're telling me will know my glasses on his dark. I can't see anything
[00:54:37] What's it looks like you have a laser sights on me? No, what you're feeling is energy
[00:54:41] You guess what kind guess what kind of donuts apple cider apple cider donuts great. I guess first also
[00:54:48] That I say first stop got a little bit. I think I said it first. I said it first
[00:54:55] Well, we'll see about that. No, I we already saw it. I said it first when you listen back to this it'll be
[00:55:02] Check that we'll check that way. That's fine for everyone at home. Just know he doctored the tape
[00:55:06] Uh, I don't know how to doctor anything. Yeah, you do you?
[00:55:12] Who's showing somebody to picture their cock and his my cock that psd
[00:55:21] No, I don't think it was my name my band. Yeah, I think it was very cloudy. I have to using photoshop
[00:55:27] To show what you did again. Just go listen to that episode
[00:55:35] There is yeah, yeah, it was worth it the through the four years of this show. Yeah, it feels like just to arrive at that moment
[00:55:47] Especially because you take a small. Yeah, let's have a moment of silence for for the air clamps and up penis
[00:55:54] Fratoms penis for being so small. Mm-hmm. Damn. That food smells so good
[00:55:58] I know what how long do you think it'll take? We'll make a bullness three hours
[00:56:05] Have a little some snacks. I guess my comments about will knowing what French fuck will
[00:56:13] Will how dare he will can go to a little place. I like to call gay hell
[00:56:22] Oh, we're gonna need a snack. Yeah, yeah exactly and not those donuts
[00:56:27] Because that's the dessert it's dessert
[00:56:31] You're such a man of restraint. I'm not I just want to go crazy in a certain way. You're like an order's monk meditative
[00:56:37] I'm a fucking man. I'm a drug addict who knows the order that he likes to take his drugs
[00:56:41] That's true and if somebody fucks it up for me. I get you like to start off with the upper and then wind down with it
[00:56:48] I do donut is definitely a downer. Yeah
[00:56:51] Damn ice cream should we get ice cream? I can't wait to have let's go get a super nail ice cream
[00:56:58] Pluto or the fuck do we get ice cream from blood? Does anyone know where to get peanut butter for my dog?
[00:57:09] The day well it's a dick pill. It's a day
[00:57:12] I think the dog is gonna fuck me in the end
[00:57:13] Did you wanna it's what I'm trying to get at here is I make him house. Huh?
[00:57:26] Get it you get fucked in the ass by Pluto. Ah
[00:57:32] Uh, make him out of the Mickey Mouse show. I first pitched in 1919
[00:57:37] Some of my friends at Walt Disney Studios. Okay at the time I was just a mouse. Oh, yeah, you're a steamboat. Willie. Were you not yet?
[00:57:44] I was just a mouse. Okay, and I said the idea for the show is I work on a steamboat. Hmm, but I have a dog
[00:57:52] Who sucks my cock? Oh wow, and they said maybe there's like a cat or something that's your boss
[00:58:00] And I said all right fine. I'll do one for you one for me one for me
[00:58:03] And eventually when we get on we get this does numbers. I want to dog that sucks my dad. We're getting a dog that sucks me
[00:58:20] He's just a goofy kind of guy. You're like a dandy or something queer meant goofy and goofy men queer
[00:58:26] Blocked and they switched them, you know like pink and blue back in Victorian time, right?
[00:58:32] And uh, so goofy was supposed to be a gay man
[00:58:37] The dog's head and I said I don't want to get my dick sucked by a gay guy. I want it to be a dog sucking my dick
[00:58:48] I don't know if we can really get away with that and I came up with the idea for pluto
[00:58:54] Which had been a recently discovered planet at the right so it was hot. It was hot hot pluto was a hot
[00:59:04] And that's where I came up with my idea for 12 rules for life
[00:59:21] That's why he does love cartoons. I love cartoons tries about like Pinocchio
[00:59:26] They're gonna change the cartoons. So it's not Mickey getting his dick sucked by Pluto
[00:59:30] They wanted to be Mickey and and goofy in a relationship together
[00:59:39] Two men being get his gross and not as funny as a man getting his dick sucked by a dog
[00:59:46] And although it is funny. We will admit that it is not as funny as getting your dick sucked by a dog
[00:59:55] Instead of everybody being a mouse or maybe like a duck that doesn't wear pants
[01:00:09] This mr. She's a cock. We can't see Donald ducks penis
[01:00:14] That's what Marxists want. They don't want they want a great question you and other Marxists. Hmm. They don't want
[01:00:21] I'm sorry. I did not do my due diligence and I did not know that she's Jack and Donald duck were two different people
[01:00:32] I was under the impression that you were a pantsless duck
[01:00:36] And then I was a mouse that gets his dick sucked by a dog
[01:00:40] Do you think anyone with that specific speech impediment has gotten more pussy than ZJ
[01:00:47] Yeah, yeah, probably yeah, he does get that would I don't think that would prohibit someone from getting pussy
[01:00:55] But yeah, she's like she's like he has had say eat my ass bucko
[01:01:10] Who knows he was even a lot. No, he was like his daughter's killed you went to rehab selling his organ
[01:01:14] He went to rehab for meat. Yeah, he went to rehab for like fucking clonip in addiction clonip in an only
[01:01:20] He only meat. Yeah, but I don't think that'll send you on the seasoned meats. I think of like
[01:01:29] Like I think humans are pretty resilient you can live off like there's a Chinese guy that just eats like airplane parts and motor oil
[01:01:35] Yeah, we're pretty cool in that regard that you can basically eat anything
[01:01:40] A lot of people don't know that that's sure. I don't know
[01:01:48] Yeah, that's a bad example anything. It's me poo and
[01:01:53] It's like oh that guy stop loves to eat anything. He needs to go after
[01:02:02] I've never done that. Oh, he's been feeding him that he doesn't even like all foods
[01:02:07] Yeah, he's got very strong opinions on what foods you like
[01:02:10] I think I might be maybe misremembering but I I do recall on the fourth of july stop ate all the firecracker
[01:02:18] And then they exploded out of his house necessity did that for the july we had a couple years ago when I was pretty fun
[01:02:24] You invited a bunch of people over and no one came it was that was not even what happened
[01:02:28] No, I waited like five people and no one showed up because it was me you peter moose
[01:02:33] Those out of peter moose peter moose didn't show we had to go to peter moose apartment to use his roof to take naked pictures of you
[01:02:41] No me and you had the whole morning to ourselves and we ate sausage on the balcony and then
[01:02:46] After that we went over and took naked pictures of you on peter moose roof
[01:02:49] I feel like peter moose was there while we were grilling
[01:02:52] No, I have pictures of that day. I was involved in a few of the early photo shoots. I remember yeah, but the point is
[01:03:01] He was there he was there at some point peter moose peter moose
[01:03:05] And he busted out that fucking crystal impression
[01:03:12] Come over here. Show you daddy your pussy one of the greatest formulas for an impression
[01:03:18] It's the same line over and over again. It's just changing the white trash name
[01:03:30] Yeah, I don't want to do I want to do this whole bit. All right. Well, we shouldn't all be on our phone
[01:03:35] Well now how do you guys know what it feels like? I'm never on my phone. You're on your phone
[01:03:39] I'm always actively what are you looking at on your phone?
[01:03:41] He's looking at is it or is it healthy to eat curtain? I've never eaten curtain. Yeah, you seem alone
[01:03:47] As we brought up the best of looking at my fitness bell and he's like
[01:04:00] I'm not google search of chocolate curtains. That's for sure
[01:04:05] I'm not looking there being big I being like, oh, why are all the piano keys missing
[01:04:11] Does somebody eat all the piano keys somebody think the black piano keys were liquor
[01:04:16] Yeah, he thinks anything brown is chocolate
[01:04:22] I know something nice and brown for you. Yeah
[01:04:27] My delicious little ass your unwiped up. Yeah, he ate the lawn. Yeah
[01:04:32] He went out there and he ate all the firewood
[01:04:36] He thought it was chocolate. He thought it was chocolate. I did
[01:04:45] Well, I guess we'll have to make a pot of coffee here
[01:04:49] Yeah, we're running coffee too. We have a nice dinner coming up to dinner and then enjoy your new years guys
[01:04:56] It's we love you. Yeah, thank you for another year. Thank you for another year. Hopefully getting your dicks up
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[01:05:43] Fuckton only fans. Yeah, and you don't necessarily even have a lot more honor in that sometimes
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