Cum Town | Regular | 01/13/2021
[00:00:00] like you we don't want to do this either so we're going now this is the show
[00:00:08] well to the show welcome to the show we're trying if you're listening we're
[00:00:14] trying out something new we got a we got the phone plugged into the yeah we're
[00:00:19] doing a call-in segment like sports radio style and our friend Doug Lane is it
[00:00:24] Lane yeah Lane Lane okay we're close close friends yeah I didn't know if it
[00:00:29] was a good buddy could be pronounced live on a lane lane lane for you
[00:00:35] and Doug we got like you related to a Nathan Lane yeah no unfortunately no and
[00:00:43] still differently I think we got we got Doug Lane famously brother of Nathan
[00:00:48] Nathan Latham and also gay brother to talk us to us about his experience on
[00:00:53] the set of mouse trap yeah they got that guy for the guy that's a
[00:01:00] Robin Williams to be a baby from a water world oh that guy yeah the plot of the
[00:01:04] movie is a mouse is escaped from Richard Giers and they got yeah they've
[00:01:15] they hired three former members of SEAL teams real quick though before because
[00:01:19] we already pre we recorded one episode but I did want to say up top because
[00:01:23] it's the first episode we've done since the Capitol Hill thing oh what
[00:01:29] happened rest in peace to the guy who shocked is not so hard yeah that's all
[00:01:35] and then we get going that's the first thing I wanted to say we have Doug here
[00:01:39] and it's good timing because I would personally like to go off about
[00:01:44] censorship but considering the current context it wouldn't be received as
[00:01:49] anything other than me being a Nazi apologist yeah Doug has his own issue
[00:01:54] he's dealing with with big tech silencing people we can Doug on discuss his
[00:02:00] issue in a way that won't make people you know send send hate mail to me
[00:02:06] wait Doug real quick also I can't guarantee that that's fine it's the kind
[00:02:11] that can deal with real quick we're that's this is one thing I will say is that
[00:02:15] the hate I get from like like frog Twitter people it's usually a thing
[00:02:21] I'll just call you a faggot and then they stop yeah that's easy to deal with
[00:02:26] it's the people that like expect me to like go to them for like absolution as
[00:02:32] if they're like a priest you know for defending whoever but who are these
[00:02:39] people the other the other half of the people my DMS yeah yeah you know I've
[00:02:45] found that the mute button is a it'll work wonders yeah I I'm constantly
[00:02:52] ratio on Twitter but unfortunately my mom I don't work that way and if if
[00:02:59] somebody comes a knock in I'm I'm yelling interesting I can't hold back now
[00:03:05] you gotta fucking put that shit on mute and go fucking I have nothing go
[00:03:08] about your life go for a little walk I think I'm saying that's what I do I
[00:03:16] they're arguing with people online or watch the grassy and I don't want to I
[00:03:20] don't want to spoil my dinner as they say but right consuming too much to grassy
[00:03:25] at once I want to spread it out over the next that makes years so you know so
[00:03:30] so Doug you've got like what's what's going on I you I briefly read over what
[00:03:36] you said but YouTube is yeah also tell our audience who you are yes yeah okay
[00:03:41] yeah so I'm the publishing manager and publicist for a book imprint called
[00:03:47] zero books I'm also a writer in my own right I've written some novels people
[00:03:53] should Google mean buy my book but but but yeah I put out like YouTube videos
[00:03:59] to promote the books that we publish and it's sort of like a left-wing
[00:04:03] Marxist a commie kind of imprint below and so I put out these little like
[00:04:11] baggy critical theory videos and they are usually I try to be topical to get
[00:04:20] the clicks right so like I'll be talking about I don't know the door no but I'll
[00:04:26] be talking about Jimmy door or you know very topical Jimmy door yeah
[00:04:32] people are still talking about that Jimmy door you go outside you ask any
[00:04:38] 14 year old who their favorite comedian is you know say Jimmy door wait a
[00:04:45] second I remember those motherfuckers porkheimer and doorknob they were doing
[00:04:50] some shit right I took I took a class couple years ago yeah would they say
[00:04:55] would that motherfucker Adorno say Adorno was a Frankfurt school guy who said
[00:05:00] that you know there's no such thing as poetry after Auschwitz
[00:05:06] famous he said Auschwitz was the most beautiful
[00:05:17] Wow that's fucked up I'm gonna say about 9-11 and I kind of do it I don't know
[00:05:23] one's allowed to have fun if I'm in the room so yeah so anyway a few months back
[00:05:32] actually is in November I created a video about the great reset you got
[00:05:37] heard about the great reset yes the the Prince of England is trying to create a
[00:05:43] new yeah no no one can get your fucks many children as you want you're the
[00:05:49] Prince of England after the great reset to save capitalism by making it even
[00:05:53] worse and keeping the people in power in power even longer but in a different
[00:05:58] way yeah that's basically so the great reset is actually like something that
[00:06:03] the I don't know like the Goldman Sachs World Economic Forum put together as a
[00:06:09] way to rebrand exactly the same shit they were doing anyway and it's such a
[00:06:14] it's such a like honestly it's such a Chad move to be like this is not working
[00:06:19] we need that we need to do it over but worse it's still us we still it's like
[00:06:27] when Stringer Bell renamed the product when he remember when he's going to
[00:06:31] fucking school economic school and they tell him just rename the thing and try
[00:06:36] it again yeah that's basically this is so I made this but you know the great
[00:06:40] reset the great reset on the right is like a big conspiracy theory they think
[00:06:45] the juicer are doing revelation of method or I don't know what they think
[00:06:49] yeah I don't know what they think I don't know what they think I don't know what
[00:06:55] I made this video in the middle yeah I made the video the great reset right
[00:07:01] like I like I like I like but I made the mistake of quoting Alex Jones like
[00:07:05] running a clip of Alex Jones at the beginning and then Alex Jones said
[00:07:09] something like COVID is a weapon and I said of course he's right COVID is a
[00:07:14] weapon a weapon against the working class just like everything else under
[00:07:18] capitalism you know real smart anyway they took it down they took the video
[00:07:21] down YouTube other than flag it or something happened I mean I hadn't even
[00:07:25] made it public and they took it down oh shit and then I got a I mean I got a
[00:07:29] community strike or not a full strike but a warning which in the YouTube world
[00:07:34] is basically like you've been out it as a pedophile and you have to go right yeah
[00:07:40] that's right so like this is like I violated community standards by releasing
[00:07:46] this video about how the right wing are nuts and and you know Christopher Lash
[00:07:51] was worth thinking about because that was the other thing in the video but the
[00:07:55] thing they accused the video of being is like misinformation about COVID
[00:08:00] you know like it's putting forward medical misinformation so like okay if
[00:08:07] you it's like a 15 minute long video if you listen to the whole thing it's our
[00:08:11] usual Marxist communist bullshit it's not giving you instructions on how to
[00:08:16] burn a masker why you shouldn't get vaccinated or anything like that right
[00:08:20] that's not in there so they're wrong they're just like this they didn't pay
[00:08:25] attention to the video which of course they didn't it's a robot yeah um so that's
[00:08:29] like that's kind of the real problem is that not only not only do these
[00:08:33] companies have all of this power now but then the power is gonna be automated so
[00:08:37] there's even less accountability right right yeah so like the first thing I do
[00:08:41] when I was taken down and I see this community standards strike because I
[00:08:45] try to get to some human being through their system and I can go to a chat
[00:08:50] window and I'm chatting away with somebody who knows where they are and
[00:08:54] but there is clear to me after a little walk because I used to work at Comcast
[00:08:57] in the sales department back in 2000s yeah it was the worst job I ever had
[00:09:03] and it was funny like this is just some rep who has no power but it's but has a
[00:09:10] script like they have no so like they're telling me out don't worry if your
[00:09:17] views are going down it's probably just because of your thumbnail or something
[00:09:22] right you should you should actually try like a picture where you can sort of
[00:09:26] see a lady's tits but that I have found that those get the most views and I
[00:09:32] have also as a consumer found myself clicking even if it's like some kind of
[00:09:36] even if I know it's a video that I'm not gonna see tits part of me's like well
[00:09:41] maybe so I don't know that's what I would say so I guess that's what I would
[00:09:47] say what I would suggest is to maybe think about that to lead with something
[00:09:52] like that well the reason I'm on the shows because I've heard rumor that one
[00:09:57] you guys are fucking Susan Wazisky the CEO of YouTube yeah well I'm used to
[00:10:04] my I fucked her several times I actually fucked her before Nick though to be fair
[00:10:08] let's get that on the record no not can you make a video about how Nick lies
[00:10:12] about fucking women before me on YouTube on YouTube I won't make it the other
[00:10:20] thing Adorno said was that no I didn't that lady whatever you said no I'm hoping
[00:10:28] that you could maybe you know talk to her after session little pillow talk about
[00:10:32] getting the we don't talk honestly dude we don't talk that much listen they don't
[00:10:37] it's not it's not really a talk thing yeah yeah she knows she knows my my
[00:10:42] thing was her was more emotional yeah Adam so you want to look at for talking
[00:10:46] she doesn't respect him yeah no yeah so what you say is your the ideas that you
[00:10:53] are like what people call shadow band well it seems like it although it's hard
[00:10:59] if you can't really say right because you know like in the last month our views
[00:11:04] have dropped significantly but at the same time we're not putting out exactly
[00:11:10] the same content as we did before so it's and it's December and you know so I
[00:11:15] don't know but I but I do know is if I get another glitch like this and they
[00:11:21] will remove my channel like I'm on the precipice of it's all gone and you know
[00:11:26] it's not a huge channel but it it has like 77,000 subscribers yeah that's
[00:11:32] not all that's very good so and then hopefully after this but it's there yeah
[00:11:39] so I'm hoping that I can communicate with someone at YouTube and have it
[00:11:44] removed but also we got some some of us content creators need to get together
[00:11:49] and and try to make some demands because this is particularly if you can get a
[00:11:53] community standard strike based on an algorithm you know fart then you're
[00:11:59] you know the whole the whole thing is sort of it's very precarious oh yeah no
[00:12:03] things aren't precarious enough we definitely do you have any hope that
[00:12:07] that'll ever happen because it thoroughly feels like that war is lost
[00:12:10] like that's that's that's done now any idea that there'll be any any way to
[00:12:15] push back against the idea of like big tech and a handful of like maybe
[00:12:20] companies that you can count like on one hand will have complete control over
[00:12:25] who's allowed to say what and when and and also that it'll be completely
[00:12:29] automated I I think that a demand that content creators could make if we
[00:12:38] organize was that when you reach a certain threshold like basically if
[00:12:44] you're monetized then you should be able to talk to a human being about your
[00:12:50] right kind of things oh that's such a hilarious low bar but you're so right
[00:12:55] there's no way to get a fucking human being ever to to talk to you about any
[00:13:00] of that shit right so you should have it should be transparent there should be a
[00:13:04] process you should be able to defend yourself I guess I would agree with that
[00:13:09] like from our position but it's also like I don't I don't know the actual
[00:13:15] answer but I feel like something like patreon right it's like patreon
[00:13:19] probably makes the bulk of their money off like the like probably hundred
[00:13:24] thousand anime accounts that have like like you know two or three
[00:13:31] subscribers because like we do we're up there you know we're probably like 15
[00:13:35] we're in the top 50 or 20 patreon's I'm gonna do the math we really only bring
[00:13:40] in about like 45 grand a year of revenue for them it's like really it's really
[00:13:45] not that much money so they have to be making all their money off of these
[00:13:49] smaller accounts that are just you know they're collecting that 5% fee like all
[00:13:53] of these people that sign up and contribute a small part individually but
[00:14:00] it's the bulk of their money so right the idea that their funding our access to
[00:14:06] be able to tell patreon what to do and they have no protections whatsoever as
[00:14:11] much as I don't really like or want to associate with any of those anime
[00:14:14] accounts it seems in well they're the ones that are actually actually they're
[00:14:20] all the ones actually funding the whole fucking thing I don't see what do you
[00:14:23] mean how are they funding it because the bulk of patreon's money has to be
[00:14:26] coming from those people so this model like a flat fee to just have an account
[00:14:31] what you're saying well they collect 5% if there's fucking a million anime
[00:14:34] accounts I see five dollars a month it's making more than one account that makes
[00:14:38] you right right right okay I got you but yeah so no go YouTube it must be
[00:14:44] something similar right I mean it's like well yeah an idea of like okay well if
[00:14:49] you're if you're monetized and you get access to customer service it's like
[00:14:53] well everybody should have access to customer service the easiest answer
[00:14:57] should be that these companies don't get to just fucking kick people off or if
[00:15:02] they are then they should be broken up so that there's there's more competition
[00:15:06] and more options yeah but with the problem with that for something like
[00:15:10] YouTube is that there's so many billions of hours of video going up every day
[00:15:15] from all over the world yeah a human being couldn't really handle all of it
[00:15:22] like I'm thinking there's a small section of content creators that maybe the top
[00:15:27] 5% or something they're actually monetized and and you know and and even
[00:15:32] a smaller number that are like making enough that it matters at all right
[00:15:37] that's the other thing was isn't it like in that case then the ones that are
[00:15:41] really making the most money are these like super cute you know like these
[00:15:44] literally like the Paul brothers or wherever the fuck and like people doing
[00:15:48] like pranks or whatever with like you know 10 million subscribers and then
[00:15:52] somebody that is kind of in the like fifth you know even let's say 20,000 to
[00:15:57] 100,000 range though then I don't know aren't those people sort of like kind of
[00:16:01] in the weird middle where YouTube definitely doesn't give a fuck about
[00:16:04] them because they don't I guess so yeah I mean that's probably right for YouTube
[00:16:09] but on the other hand you have a platform that has let's say 50,000
[00:16:14] subscribers you have a Patreon and you do affiliate marketing or
[00:16:18] some shit like that it could it's all part of your business right right right
[00:16:21] I figure like you should have if you monetize at all maybe you should have
[00:16:26] some way to have a process for this and not and have it be relatively
[00:16:30] transparent and and I don't think that's a wild demand whether the question is
[00:16:35] like can we get like what yeah well like what's our leverage and I but isn't
[00:16:41] that kind of just an appeal that if you have enough money you should get
[00:16:44] special treatment with this company I mean because it's like it's more like
[00:16:48] if you're an employee because the other thing is they're they're changing their
[00:16:52] model and they're gonna you know they're gonna pay you a little
[00:16:57] differently and it almost is if you're an app will contracted in you know like
[00:17:03] you're there's like some sort of contractor with them instead of how
[00:17:07] the fuck they were doing it before yeah I just I mean because I agree with you
[00:17:12] that they shouldn't be like this it should not be an automated process that
[00:17:16] people should just get shut down or whatever shadow band or right we
[00:17:20] whatever iteration of like censorship is happening in big tech at large but
[00:17:25] the idea that if you're monetized or there's some sort of like income
[00:17:29] threshold you need to cross before you have protections from that automation is
[00:17:34] not something I agree with it should be yeah like a full stop principle that
[00:17:38] this shouldn't be happening to anybody because as things move on especially if
[00:17:43] who knows how long this fucking virus bullshit's gonna go on where everybody
[00:17:46] has to work home we move into more of an economy where you're dependent on like
[00:17:51] the online version of the gig economy where you're required on to like deal
[00:17:55] with these payment processors or they wanted to companies in front of them
[00:17:58] that insulate you from them if these processes are automated and you have to
[00:18:03] make a certain amount of money before you can get any kind of like you know
[00:18:07] look at or oversight into you being automatically banned from these things
[00:18:11] it's like furthering a problem that already exists so it should just be
[00:18:15] full stop nobody is getting banned automatically for anything not you know
[00:18:19] if you get banned automatically and you're monetized or you make X amount of
[00:18:24] money then you get access to somebody that can look into it for you yeah I you
[00:18:29] know at that point though I mean I can see the principle what you're saying but
[00:18:33] at that point really they just have to change their whole model because they
[00:18:38] would have to they just have to make it a lot harder for people to upload
[00:18:41] content well they would have to make it a lot harder for content to get removed
[00:18:45] which means allowing things to stay on there which means like you know it
[00:18:49] sometimes yet may be offensive or like misinformation and I guess that's like
[00:18:53] that's the balance you have to figure out but I don't know well I mean I'm
[00:18:58] just saying if you have to have a human being involved for things get taken down
[00:19:01] like you know then you'd have to have human being tired to be going through
[00:19:07] these videos for I don't know pornography and all sorts of shit
[00:19:14] I feel like that's probably how it used to be at all of these companies yeah go
[00:19:18] back to YouTube in 2006 2007 that's probably how it worked there used to I
[00:19:23] feel like there's like a vice-arch or something about some people who's just
[00:19:26] like their job was to make sure there's no like snuff porn or like literally
[00:19:30] like you know people dying or like kid porn like they used to have people that
[00:19:35] were like screening this shit and I guess they don't anymore I mean yeah I
[00:19:38] mean I can't even imagine the sheer amount of fucking hours of footage that
[00:19:43] gets uploaded to YouTube a day right yeah I mean I'm just assuming I don't I
[00:19:49] don't really know how feasible it is technically but you know if you just
[00:19:52] look at the raw numbers that are out there and the promotional material around
[00:19:56] YouTube it looks like an insurmountable task at the very least actually I don't
[00:20:02] know I feel like you should get an appeal to a real fucking person like
[00:20:06] everyone should at least like I know you're I see what you're saying Nick
[00:20:08] where it's like let me let me tell you get a shot at it I'll say this
[00:20:11] lyrically you do like we did an appeal right and I suppose he would look up by
[00:20:15] a person right but that person didn't tell us why they were they rejected our
[00:20:19] appeal right right and we didn't talk to that person and so like you know it
[00:20:24] may have been a person it may have just been somebody who saw the appeal and
[00:20:28] clicked no or you know yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I'll
[00:20:32] say this and then you can like plug your channel and stuff or whatever videos
[00:20:35] and then you know right we'll go from there but like when we so there's been
[00:20:41] times where we've been worried about like patreon as a platform for whatever
[00:20:44] reason either like de-platforming because they're worried about like you
[00:20:47] know a massive amount of reports on our account or just that you know there's
[00:20:51] like they've had trouble in the past just keeping the lights on with a couple
[00:20:54] of decisions that they made so like anyone else on patreon that eventually
[00:20:58] transitioned to making all their money off of it we were worried about like
[00:21:01] okay well we have to build our own platform at some point and then once
[00:21:05] you go into the idea of like distributing content and collecting like
[00:21:08] subscription payments the first hurdle you'll get to is you're gonna have to
[00:21:12] choose some kind of payment processor and there are really not a lot of options
[00:21:15] and you know I don't want to let go into which companies like we went with but
[00:21:20] just based on the name of the show alone we got a hard no hard not for
[00:21:26] political reasons not because it's dangerous we're not selling pornography
[00:21:29] it's just the name of the show and these companies have a lot of money and they
[00:21:32] rather just not deal with it now I got one of the companies to change their
[00:21:35] mind because like I just happened to have a friend that knows a lot of
[00:21:39] investors in Silicon Valley and I could just ask him for his help he sends some
[00:21:43] fucking email to somebody I don't even know and then two hours later I get an
[00:21:47] email saying congratulations we can work with you and it's like
[00:21:54] what's it that's what I want you to do with for me yeah but YouTube find some
[00:21:58] guy yeah well I mean I will I can refer him to you you probably know him
[00:22:03] anyways but could I could I expand this conversation slightly because I think
[00:22:08] this is pretty important but I just want to open it up a little bit but
[00:22:12] you're as a as a head of a publishing imprint and author yourself you're
[00:22:17] probably pretty familiar with books and stop just read this book called the
[00:22:21] giver yeah and I just want to know if you've read it or what you think about
[00:22:25] that I don't have a lot is that about sexual yeah there is girl named Fiona
[00:22:35] who's he's pretty sexy yeah that's a thing I recall is a guy who's learning
[00:22:41] how to come yeah yeah I do have an idea for a book though we can if we can talk
[00:22:49] offline but I was thinking kind of like a lifestyle kind of like a thing called
[00:22:53] the heart dick warriors way and it's sort of like I don't know if that's the
[00:22:57] kind of thing your outfit would be interested in but let's talk afterwards
[00:23:01] we're yeah you know I'm 50 so anything about the heart deck yeah oh we've got
[00:23:07] something for that too my friend different this actually not this week
[00:23:13] but yeah you can bet on it at my bookie dot I hope you don't mind we're just
[00:23:19] gonna go right into yeah Doug we're not Marxist like you because it any
[00:23:24] moment yeah go ahead I have a question for you guys before I came on your show
[00:23:28] I mean I well no pun intended but before I appeared here I kind of looked
[00:23:34] you up and I listen to a few time to your show a few times like is this like
[00:23:38] Chappo is it not like Chappo look at on we could be a lot like them yeah we're
[00:23:42] just smarter we're a lot smarter which by the way if you're not like you're
[00:23:49] you're not about like politics but you're about being gay with your dad yeah
[00:23:54] if you're listening all you have to do to get on the show is send me an email
[00:23:59] and then maybe Google now girl took a bus from Pennsylvania once into the show
[00:24:08] yeah girl it's so great it's important that you've never listened to the show
[00:24:13] aren't aware of what it is that's wait no that's so much more important we do
[00:24:17] not want like a super fan yeah if you know no you're not if you've listened to
[00:24:20] it you're not allowed if your avatar is you wearing chain mail in a panama hat
[00:24:25] for some reason yeah wonder why please don't ask to be on the show yeah but but
[00:24:33] I was wondering like when you say gay with your dad yeah you mean it like in
[00:24:38] the old fashions like yeah we mean suck his cock we mean you suck his cock you
[00:24:43] fuck him in the ass he fucks you in the yeah that kind of thing but you'll reach
[00:24:47] around in the in the old sense of all of those words yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
[00:24:53] yeah you put on a wrestling one it's it's a new season Antonio Brown is on the
[00:24:58] Raiders yeah Odell Beckham is in Cleveland that's right one thing that
[00:25:04] hasn't changed this year you guys are doing we're doing our ads we got it we
[00:25:09] got it we're not we're just G organically talking about a really favorite
[00:25:12] website of our online looking dot a G my bookie dot a G which Doug look if you're
[00:25:17] worried about your money because you know YouTube shadow banning you and you're
[00:25:20] running out of places to turn you dig doesn't get hard to come on come
[00:25:24] town in a last ditch appeal I don't want to be I don't want to be mean or
[00:25:30] anything but you're fucked this is not gonna work this is not gonna work so
[00:25:36] else you know I was asked to be on the show oh yeah oh yeah the guy from MSNBC
[00:25:43] they got me to yeah it almost happened he wanted to revive his I because I
[00:25:49] didn't want to I didn't want to publicize it on the show but yeah Mark
[00:25:52] Halperin's publicist asked if he could be on the show so he could like
[00:25:54] rehabilitate his image and at the time we were still talking with Vinny and so
[00:25:59] I approached this I approached this public system I said here's what I want
[00:26:02] to do I want to put together the band Marjera Mark Halberin comeback
[00:26:06] I'm gonna have I'm gonna have scumbag Vinny scumbag Vinny most of scum
[00:26:14] town podcast fully on board and the public like this publicist was like I
[00:26:20] need more details I'm like Vinny's in jail but he'll get out that's a guy you
[00:26:26] should look at for the rights to his autobiography Vinny which is last name
[00:26:30] it doesn't matter yeah yeah scumbag scumbag
[00:26:34] Vinny his last name is Vinny Beatles yeah if we could find a critical
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[00:26:47] it I think so I think he knows he's a big reader too
[00:26:50] yeah yeah yeah yeah well I'll tell you what you know if you find yourself in a
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[00:27:52] wadder's in New York up raise my I would only recommend the service to my
[00:27:56] listeners it's been good to me that's why my book is always the right place
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[00:28:17] Ravens we're not losing fuck the bills here's the thing fuck the Chiefs it's
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[00:28:28] Jackson big truss motherfucker we got this shit yeah you you you you can't you'll
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[00:28:38] you're not elegant enough to buy gold you know you don't deserve gold
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[00:28:54] website it's come town is the promo code do that place a fat wager mm-hmm
[00:29:01] and bet on whether our friend Doug gets his YouTube channel back you know
[00:29:06] and I'm gonna bet against that I'm gonna put all bet the house against as
[00:29:11] as I was looking like from here you have is really trying to circle the wagon
[00:29:15] by getting us let me ask you so you have your channel you just have a
[00:29:21] community strike against you is that the case yeah it's a warning so like if you
[00:29:25] do this again you're gone all right so now do you have any do you have any
[00:29:28] enemies that are also on YouTube well I would say most of everyone else if you
[00:29:36] want you can directly on the left yeah you can direct the listeners to go to
[00:29:40] their accounts and file bullshit copyright claims to get their channels
[00:29:45] taken down because as we've learned the only path forward is an eye for an eye
[00:29:50] that's true I'll tell you what guys I'll give you an exclusive something I don't
[00:29:54] talk about in public normally but there's one channel actually hate it's
[00:29:57] called cuck philosophy Adam and going trash in your YouTube channel you
[00:30:06] gonna let this stand well I'm gonna tear him out first so this guy I know some
[00:30:12] grad student with big long fucking you know rest puttin beard and marks is
[00:30:24] them and stuff like that about a year after I started doing zero book stuff
[00:30:28] and the videos look remarkably similar it's like a thorn on my side it's like
[00:30:38] way bigger than us now it's like way off the trail you know like you know oh the
[00:30:42] Marxism abstract and shit like that he stole your shit that he's that sorry
[00:30:50] to stop you there but that is one of the gayest things I've ever heard
[00:30:56] that's that is evidence enough that all of this is dead in the water and it's
[00:31:01] never been done someone's producing videos called the Marxism and then it's
[00:31:06] doing numbers somebody's watching that I don't know dude I know yeah watch the
[00:31:11] people I read a book called philosophy and Seinfeld recently and I learned a
[00:31:16] lot of shit god damn dude all right well you heard it here first folks go
[00:31:22] harass that guy yeah we need more people more people receiving automatic
[00:31:36] bands and suspensions that's the thing that's the end road it all goes to shit
[00:31:41] we all get banned and then we start over with an agrarian society the
[00:31:45] ideal idea is it if at the end of the year the only accounts left on social
[00:31:50] media are Chinese state affiliated accounts denying the Uyghur genocide
[00:31:56] that's right those should be the only accounts on there and then Coca-Cola
[00:32:01] saying how gay they are and how upset they are
[00:32:04] that's the cat is coca-cola is sucking a dick in honor of officer Brian
[00:32:10] sickness say his name say his name officer Brian sickness here as we suck a
[00:32:18] cock at the Coca-Cola corporation spit the cock to the come out that's right
[00:32:26] hmm absolutely well Doug what's what's your channel if you
[00:32:32] yeah just go to YouTube type in zero books you can find it Google us zero
[00:32:39] books my name's Douglas Lane my last name is spelled LAIN all right go to
[00:32:44] Amazon type that in there's books I've written or other imprints that you
[00:32:48] should buy what what what are the latest titles you've published what's hot this
[00:32:52] year well you know we published against the web by Michael Brooks yeah you said
[00:32:59] it's yeah and yeah and yeah and it's it's it turns out that if you die it's
[00:33:07] really good for book sales so you say Mike fake to shit yeah he's somewhere
[00:33:13] a huckleberry fit yeah he's up there with Andy Kaufman somewhere he did
[00:33:19] it off you know canceled authentically yeah RIP to a hard-dick savage
[00:33:25] good guy we've got a book by Grafton Tanner that's coming out about about
[00:33:31] social media and about big tech I'm hoping well I can't I can't say but
[00:33:36] there's some big names in the podcasting world that may be writing a book for
[00:33:39] us nice soon so hey man 2022 the hard-dick Warriors way we got it coming
[00:33:44] dude I'm all in if you guys you know you guys have a platform no chance I am
[00:33:51] right I will literally write that book give me like three weeks yeah I have a
[00:33:55] ton stream of consciousness before you finish that fucking guy cut philosophy
[00:34:01] will mean a video about it get that guy I'm writing a book to you right now oh
[00:34:08] yeah yeah it's it's called the game of the game and it's a how to how to become
[00:34:14] friends with other know how to how to pick up on signs that people are using
[00:34:19] pickup artist all tactics on you and not actually I'm writing the unofficial
[00:34:24] Lewis J Gomez by the good you should put down your input yeah the real as the
[00:34:31] first as when you have a big J is just what I remember of the movie City of
[00:34:36] God it's a good movie bro I haven't seen it I want to see it I want to see it
[00:34:40] you have a city of God come on dude it's a great movie I'm gonna watch it I've
[00:34:44] never seen the sequel city of Satan what's a call city of man I think oh oh I
[00:34:51] don't dogg are you a city of God fan no I but I should be right no he's a book
[00:34:59] skydating this fucking nerd is over your reading shit he's just never seen it I
[00:35:04] watch I watch the Queen's gambit okay that make me turn right not know we know
[00:35:10] that's chess that's what we don't support women playing games absolutely
[00:35:17] true Adam I don't like it when they play games so fucking true brother nice man
[00:35:24] well we'll uh we'll let you go thanks big dog thanks for coming on good chat
[00:35:29] with you yeah yeah anything like let's go ahead I've been hazed I've been
[00:35:33] hazed I feel that I get in yeah you gotta get sexed in yeah yeah there's no
[00:35:40] hazing you're just you'll feel figure out you'll know when you face down pussy
[00:35:45] that's right put that boy pussy in the air alright buddy yeah check out thanks
[00:35:54] babe check check out our guys fucking YouTube page all right nice books okay
[00:35:59] um nice all right back to business my Charlie's Theron getting a little
[00:36:06] disgusting really never back nice she was looking she looked alright in that
[00:36:12] movie with Seth Rogen recent picture of her and it made me want to throw no
[00:36:18] she could still catch it fury road she was kind of pushing it with the hair
[00:36:22] she looked really good in that movie monster I she made up for it by having
[00:36:28] her hand ripped off which I imagine was in my ass yeah I was you know you
[00:36:33] was a flenched out with your sphincter that's what I different kind of
[00:36:37] pinching one off that's when you rip a woman's arm as you're fetish that was
[00:36:44] about to see that SVU episode where there's just a woman and she's like
[00:36:47] running down the street crying her arms ripped off and like iced tea in Olivia
[00:36:52] like getting ice cream he's like I love eating ice cream from the store
[00:36:56] the woman's like ah and they're like damn and then it turns out there's a guy
[00:37:02] ripping women's ass yeah arms arms us that would be the perfect crime for you
[00:37:06] because it's both your your sort you are gay but you sort of are in the women
[00:37:10] there's no fingerprints in no finger I'm just interrogated by them and like of
[00:37:14] course I couldn't have done it I'm gay look at each other and we go to
[00:37:17] commercial break yep you're like yeah yeah he's not gay he just likes putting
[00:37:22] things in his ass and the nice team by the way you tested positive for
[00:37:30] coronavirus yeah yeah we watched another two episodes as for you to know this
[00:37:35] is an SVU podcast now although I don't feel like we talked about the other one
[00:37:39] at all which other last week I don't think we really talked about it
[00:37:44] I got a drawer in our afternoon then we went back to work back to fuck then we
[00:37:48] pushed back in back to ours but you know here's what we need to get back to what
[00:37:55] Jason Statham tell the guys to break out of prison was it Jason Statham I
[00:37:59] were just a British guy and just a British girl yeah wait telling who to break out
[00:38:05] of you weren't there's a good rip between yeah you know what we'll just save it
[00:38:10] for a little bit walk when we go when we both take our motorized wheelchair bike
[00:38:15] first of all it's a regular it's a fucking city bike an electric boost you
[00:38:20] fucking prick Nick oh god what listen to Sundays ever listen to Sunday's episode
[00:38:25] about there's a big reveal there's not a big reveal I've been open about it the
[00:38:29] whole fucking time I take a fucking city bike with an electric boost it's not the
[00:38:35] same as taking a fucking electric bike you have to pedal for it to work you're
[00:38:39] you're like Lance Armstrong I'm lying I'm a step below Lance Armstrong I'll
[00:38:44] admit that you're juicing your blood doping that would be cool just had a
[00:38:49] mental image to stop getting on one of those accordion buses but on the back
[00:38:53] part and then it drives off and it's stretching the
[00:38:59] hurry up I'm just gonna back like come on we're not even halfway across the city
[00:39:04] it's a little stretchy the front comes back smashing this bus sucks this bus is
[00:39:13] fucking gay there boom boom boom boom boom my things
[00:39:18] well yeah people getting shadow band that's that's almost worse than a
[00:39:24] regular band dude is it you know you know they're they really got it out for
[00:39:30] people fucking it's funny to sell and pussy online people say their shadow
[00:39:33] band and then other people are like no you're not you're just like not getting
[00:39:36] it's like for what reason would they not have a shadow band it makes it makes way
[00:39:41] more sense than banning people is then what is this right now Ben sorry you can't
[00:39:45] away or yeah you just rather limit their content people don't really see it they
[00:39:50] doesn't pop up in a feed it doesn't yeah dude I I fucking posted a joke about
[00:39:55] how to go to my own I said like something about like go to my only fans I don't
[00:40:00] even remember I said I'd share this if you think I'm hot and it got no
[00:40:03] interaction yeah that's probably the thing I'm not shadow band I say shit like
[00:40:10] that all the time I get plenty of hits thank you very much a lot of people want
[00:40:14] to suck me off and you're just gonna have to deal with that you're in a band okay
[00:40:18] I'm not in a band I'm sorry I shatter your little fucking fat phobic worldview
[00:40:27] that I get my dick suck I get a bunch I did not get cinema and alright I never
[00:40:33] have claimed that but I put a post and I said I just said only fans in the thing
[00:40:38] and it got it just got immediately taken down on Instagram because it said I was
[00:40:43] you know I don't know trying to it's fucked up did you can't even girls like
[00:40:47] link to their you can't even know I think you they got to go around it or they
[00:40:51] get shadow band oh fuck up I tried to go on a TikTok speed run and they just
[00:40:55] started deleting all my videos immediately mm-hmm and then then they let the band
[00:41:00] back up and then one of them they took down because I'm smoking tobacco in it
[00:41:04] you know I don't have to smoke the back you should take talk can you smoke weed
[00:41:09] oh no well you can't do shit interesting yeah interest you can just be basically
[00:41:16] show your pussy show your penis feel like you could show your pussy like
[00:41:19] exercise shorts or some shit yeah or maybe that's not maybe that's the
[00:41:24] Instagram one I what are those Instagram one reels yeah all the reels I get are
[00:41:31] women with humongous me it's a or they show or they're showing pussy through
[00:41:35] work I that's a new trend women didn't used to really show off their pussies
[00:41:39] can we do now yeah and you know what I am actually pretty big fan of it I
[00:41:44] like to see nipples really that's surprising yeah I like it they let that
[00:41:50] through very interesting it's not bad you know it's a type of mentality I didn't
[00:41:57] even perceptual I got now I'm gonna go home just from what rewatch black men
[00:42:04] revealed yeah the greatest TV that is such a good show we got next time we
[00:42:09] got to watch black men that is so awesome yeah prefer a woman to be a
[00:42:14] natural they're just fully seriously talking about this book whether they
[00:42:21] like pussy hair they're 50 years old and they think it should be a TV show
[00:42:27] oh nice one dude thanks nice little Louis arms or squeaker little trumpet
[00:42:36] or whole satchel most all fucking motherfucking satchel mode in I get no
[00:42:43] kicks from pussy me to the balls do not thrill me at all I'm gay I don't remember
[00:42:55] when is it go after the song I'm all fucking home oh you know it's it mere
[00:43:04] alcohol doesn't thrill me you know I get a kick out of yeah I get a kick out of
[00:43:12] it's a song that's right well folks we if you want to check out if you like
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[00:43:57] got it I get no kick cuz I just send an order so Kratum is a helpful for chronic
[00:44:03] pain and anxiety and depression oh I have all those things and we have all
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[00:44:16] doesn't alternate creative is very helpful for chronic pain depression
[00:44:20] according to a survey of users by Johns Hopkins yeah shots out Baltimore Johns
[00:44:25] Hopkins hell yeah it's also I got wait listed there go miles stimulant it
[00:44:29] low and lower serving sizes and popular use an alternative coffee this company
[00:44:34] super organic so these little capsules mm-hmm and then also the regular bags of
[00:44:38] the shit if you want to just be a asshole and drink it all day long yeah but
[00:44:41] they sell the little capsules and use pop a couple of those okay and it is you
[00:44:45] take if you want to take a little bit it is kind of like it feels sort of like
[00:44:49] taking like a like a percocet with a cup of coffee mm-hmm which is my zone
[00:44:54] that's the best yeah oh my god a little pill and I would personally I would take
[00:44:59] one little very tiny puff of weed mm-hmm and then have a cold brew and then
[00:45:03] do the FDA regulations we are not legally permitted to state that our
[00:45:07] Kratum supplements can be helpful for the treatment of the diseases conditions
[00:45:11] above okay so yeah they're not legally it's not and and and the future reference
[00:45:17] that part should come first they say this is the next part is very funny
[00:45:28] instead keep it vague like 2020 is bit of rough your Kratum can help or get a
[00:45:34] boost of energy from Kratum yep be yourself again be your fucking self
[00:45:39] yeah just do this over the counter heroin fuck the FDA the FDA fuck my
[00:45:45] ass fuck them for Waco fuck the fuck for Dallas buyers Club yeah yeah I forget
[00:45:53] that the FDA wanted Texans to die of AIDS that's right they wanted gay guys
[00:45:58] pretending not to be gay to die of AIDS well Kratum can't do shit it doesn't
[00:46:02] help anything at all mm-hmm but let's put it this way if you've already done
[00:46:06] Kratum and you like it for whatever reason you should check out super organic
[00:46:14] super special so super organics yeah S-U-P-E-R-O-G-X dot com and well they
[00:46:23] insulted our read our listeners in this email no he was responding to me
[00:46:28] insulting him and then oh okay yeah I said they're retard so I don't know if
[00:46:32] all of this he said all of this information this scientific is too much
[00:46:37] charge to shake you can we tell him it's drugs some of this is home may not
[00:46:42] matter to your listeners parentheses retards yeah no that was Nick so Kratum
[00:46:47] is a well Nick and our their creative supplements contain only one ingredient
[00:46:52] Kratum leaves crushed into powder that's pure pure they do not they don't step
[00:46:57] on the fucking their stare on the air of ooh Bolivia uncut raw baby mm-hmm we
[00:47:04] do not adulterate concentrate or enhance our product in any way it's only
[00:47:07] natural Kratum you hear that mother fuckers which separates us non-adulter
[00:47:11] editors is that most creative brands are manufactured in really poor
[00:47:14] conditions sometimes these are home-based businesses selling products out of
[00:47:18] their garage no exaggeration it's quite common most creative on the market as
[00:47:23] potentially unsafe bullshit the competitors are bullshit super orgasmic
[00:47:29] is the shit you got good shit and fact you you got to be careful with apparently
[00:47:33] like spirulina will like fuck you up spirulina yeah it's like not even worth
[00:47:37] taking the shit yeah because a lot of times it's just like it's like green
[00:47:41] stuff that makes everything tastes like grass yeah but it's like sweet to it sucks
[00:47:46] well it's bad for you nasty yeah I don't fuck with that you say it's a super
[00:47:50] food yeah it's a yeah it can super duper de-suck my dick yeah so I guess I
[00:47:54] legally I have to retract my statement about they create and pill take taking
[00:48:00] like a percocet yes yeah we're not making any promises we can't say any of
[00:48:05] that say it is a herbal so we'll say it's good shit and we like it herbal
[00:48:09] supulent that it supplements up you that is not a treatment for anything
[00:48:14] other than fucking being bored of shit yeah like anything else worth doing now
[00:48:20] in life just pop the fucking crater and stop asking so many fucking questions
[00:48:24] you fucking pigs things like salmonella e coli and mold or common and oh in other
[00:48:31] products not with our guys though bro don't read this part guaranteed to kill
[00:48:36] you dude whoops dude dude they pasteurize their cradam and then tested
[00:48:43] rigorously to protect their costumes nice dude like the police are supposed
[00:48:47] that's right but then they've decided to go against real fucking heroes not the
[00:48:53] fucking cops this is cool they meet the American Cradam Association standards
[00:48:57] for quality who the fuck runs that organization I don't know it's a guy
[00:49:02] named Charlie some guy named Charlie was living in one of those Toyota truck
[00:49:08] campers now this is good great brother brother let me tell you something I used
[00:49:15] to be addicted to fucking battery acid and I decided to get off Kratam is the
[00:49:20] only thing that helped me quit and I just want to make sure everybody's getting
[00:49:24] a good shit and I spent all day certifying crayon and throwing ninja stars
[00:49:27] of the bedroom wall they're passionate about what they do and they view
[00:49:32] Kratam is something that can one day help just as many people as cannabis does
[00:49:36] someday brother we'll get there yeah the stories we hear from our customers are
[00:49:41] absolutely incredible people are able to ditch their prescriptions with Kratam
[00:49:44] and lead a healthier more productive life I do know if I can read this part or
[00:49:50] should I say but I do know people that like fucking did have opiate problems
[00:49:55] which a lot of people do now since the Democrats destroyed the economy on
[00:49:59] purpose to make Trump look bad yeah true that's true don't and that's what the
[00:50:04] guy from the zero book says not us but like methadone and suboxone are both
[00:50:10] like fucking poisons yeah dude and they put you on that shit then you can't ever
[00:50:13] get off it mm-hmm but I guess this shit is like like can help with that I don't
[00:50:18] I again I don't know again legally I have no idea this is way worse than the
[00:50:22] CBD shit because it's like in terms of understanding the legality right CBD
[00:50:28] is just Ode weeds to be honest with you I have no fucking this is over this is
[00:50:37] yeah no it's something else is a good ass supplement and we're one you're gonna
[00:50:41] want to get it a super organic calm that super what is it or GX super Og X
[00:50:46] super Og X calm cool promo code no so you want to go to super speciosa dot oh
[00:50:53] my mistake super specios super Og X dot com I think is just the guy's email okay
[00:50:59] super that makes a lot of sense and it's super speciosa dot com slash
[00:51:04] content look that may seem shady that there's three different names but
[00:51:08] consider that our other sponsor today is on a Swedish shadow company domain
[00:51:15] that's offshore that's right this is us moving up in the world in terms of
[00:51:20] legitimacy yeah we're some guy named Hans La Force all of their money is in
[00:51:26] fucking in in GOTS that's right they take in off their offshore legal betting
[00:51:30] off so go to that super speciosa dot com those are those are for 20% off they put
[00:51:38] the mob out of business yeah that was the last thing the mob had left yeah fucking
[00:51:43] was was was sports betting yeah you go to a mass booth and hang out and fucking
[00:51:47] this guy's bringing so much goddamn money off sports betting the mob here
[00:51:52] yeah their last bus was like 15 years ago and then they brought in like 12
[00:51:55] million dollars in in bets in a year that's beautiful yeah and like but this
[00:52:00] yeah now it's all now it's all like offshore now it's all computers and no
[00:52:03] one breaks your fucking legs go bankrupt super speciosa dot com slash
[00:52:07] come town that's the UN TOWN and he says I will give you a coupon code for 20%
[00:52:13] off and we can promote that if you give a link that's the link that's the fucking
[00:52:18] link so the promo code is either come town or come town 20 how do you spell
[00:52:22] a speciosa speciosa is the traditional Spanish spelling
[00:52:26] essay epic bucho see chachats really helpful also essay chach chach
[00:52:39] dot como chicho now it's S-U-P-E-R-S-P-E-C-I-O-S-A dot com
[00:52:49] hmm yeah I never taking that shit but I'm about to just so I can be a more
[00:52:59] right I got a bunch of my apartment I just want to be a more fucking educated
[00:53:04] spokesman yeah spokesman of the whole damn it's good it was good too if you
[00:53:09] like trying to you know like if you're starting to diet or whatever is like you
[00:53:14] know you don't want to go like bored yeah you want to eat you just pop one of
[00:53:18] those yeah I've gone back to cigarettes I'm going back to smoking cigarettes
[00:53:25] that's a good you know what I literally haven't started actually doing that I
[00:53:28] have not you should honestly thinking get fucking Marlboro's response that would
[00:53:32] be so cool that would be awesome to think so cool just advertising yeah
[00:53:37] cigarette cigarettes cigarettes bro fuck yeah fucking look smoking makes you
[00:53:45] feel fucking it's cool I think they're not allowed to advertise on podcast maybe
[00:53:50] I don't know it's a wild fucking West over here yeah you can I'm just have
[00:53:53] our boards they said build or not allowed to advertise and we're doing
[00:53:58] offshore yeah we're doing oh do we use the guy I hate him in offshore betting I
[00:54:04] just said the thing that put the mob out of business they used to have billboards
[00:54:09] and stuff and like magazine ads and well maybe
[00:54:13] Congress made that illegal first of all moose last time you read a magazine I
[00:54:16] read I read gay guy weekly every week I read gay guy weekly in the economist
[00:54:20] every week very soon on the cover of gay guy weekly I want to choose to bring
[00:54:27] low top show big yeah her clown shoes I look fucking stupid when I was a little
[00:54:38] girl I fell out of my my cradle and my mom said what do you want and I said
[00:54:44] to pop has Joe fucking said anything yet about what just about anything
[00:54:51] honestly yeah yeah he made a speech you know what happened at the the Canada
[00:54:55] always capital is crazy everybody out there looking like they're trying to go
[00:55:01] try to hang out to fair I mean I know I'm gonna say go ahead say it I know you want
[00:55:08] to I'm not saying it say no rare Troy I'm done in say shit that was you know it
[00:55:14] was not me it is it's better this way it haunts you no it's around the corner
[00:55:18] you're constantly worried about it mm-hmm yeah it's the bogeyman for your bit
[00:55:22] jazz you're thinking about ice cream that's what's happening I'm thinking about
[00:55:26] ice cream so what that doesn't bother me at all I'm not even me saying that
[00:55:30] does bother you stops being stalked by an ice cream that's not stalking that
[00:55:35] would be a fucking convenience for me yeah I can have ice cream whenever the
[00:55:38] fuck I want it's funny that they're called convenience stores yeah you know
[00:55:42] what's convenient about just a there's a lot of stuff they got all the stuff
[00:55:46] yeah I guess that is convenient yeah I know that I think about it what's a fucking
[00:55:54] damn look at me and so what the hell they call it a gas station because of what
[00:56:00] just because they got gas yes most of the shit there is fucking it's fucking
[00:56:05] champs it's shit you could be called the chip station
[00:56:09] oh the fucking chip there it is you're fucking asshole oh man how about that
[00:56:15] eBay what's the east and for electric and the bay part is was that like a
[00:56:27] I think it's good you're going fucking gay
[00:56:32] well Terry I got my new hour coming we're all lock-ins everybody's talking
[00:56:41] about work from home about home from work that's what you really are it's
[00:56:49] they're going backwards from work you don't work from home work is a place
[00:57:05] I'm worth 800 million dollars my new girlfriend is
[00:57:12] seven it would be funny if like Leonardo DiCaprio was dating a four-year-old
[00:57:21] with double D she's got an old soul she's gotten old soul that was a line from
[00:57:30] what I'm saying and then every and then every fat woman on Twitter being like I
[00:57:35] would never fuck him he's done why are they so mad he
[00:57:40] fucks young women because everybody there the whole world is just people that are
[00:57:43] upset that they don't have a thing that they probably didn't even really want
[00:57:47] the first place right fucking true you know
[00:57:50] that's me I'm pissed off about not not having ps5 yeah me too actually I never
[00:57:56] even turned the ps4 on anymore Wow that's cogent yeah because I am also pissed but
[00:58:03] I do play ps4 sometimes I play NBA 2k yeah that came out what 400
[00:58:08] I got a new game on ps4 of a playing which is a jeopardy game but you play
[00:58:15] with real episodes so you get to you get to answer you should have your
[00:58:20] peers you see away from you that's the gay thing I've ever heard my life yeah
[00:58:23] playing the gay games it shouldn't this would like a like a trivia on the fucking
[00:58:28] ps4 people are hanging out you get the boys over play a little jeopardy no I
[00:58:33] don't know it's pretty fun wait wait so he's a multiple choice no it's jeopardy
[00:58:38] you watch real episodes of jeopardy and before the contestants answer
[00:58:44] possible you and the other people get to buzz in and then on your phones
[00:58:49] everyone has a show called who wants to come and read just as I that's pretty
[00:58:53] good your penis my mouth let's go 30 seconds
[00:58:57] dumb dumb dumb he's jacking him up dumb dumb dumb dumb Regis is just shouting
[00:59:03] things out they're like calm the things a woman bending over in the middle of
[00:59:08] the store she's trying to pick up a quarter
[00:59:12] mick is doing a ferocious jack off motion is regis you guys it's not
[00:59:18] working for me I'm sorry we just play with my tits you only have 15 seconds to
[00:59:21] come suck my nipples Regis please the woman's spending over and you can see
[00:59:25] how wet a pussy is it's so hot there's a Yankee candle display next to it and
[00:59:30] it's melting the heat coming off a pussy is melting the candle and now she's
[00:59:35] slipped on it for the friend for the friend the titties have come out and
[00:59:39] others there's wax drying on a titties it looks like come she's got a big pair
[00:59:46] your time is out you slip also your cock goes in our mouth it's in there come on
[00:59:53] bus come on everybody wants you to do it directly watching you back in Toledo
[00:59:58] they want to see you come they want to see you come all over Regis's face fill
[01:00:03] me up fill up Philbin let's get it done let's get you off though and he can't do
[01:00:08] it he's got stage right get the hell out of here who's gonna play next let's go to
[01:00:16] the audience it would be tough to be in the hot seat you know you know what
[01:00:21] they call it looks easy I sat there and I warmed it up for you
[01:00:28] so is this just a one-round game it's a one-round game
[01:00:32] you come in and you have been Regis has 30 seconds how much money we're playing
[01:00:37] who wants to come and what do you win our next guest because who wants to be a
[01:00:42] millionaire she's a fifth grade social studies teacher and a fat pig from
[01:00:48] shankar hights we've got Alina lean thanks for coming I go ahead and just
[01:00:54] start rubbing you here just to get you warmed up let's get the clock going
[01:01:00] 30 seconds your husband's late to work there's a knock on the door it's a black
[01:01:05] policeman he kicks the door down you're saying what's this all about he takes
[01:01:12] his baton he puts it against your neck you're up against the wall
[01:01:17] he rips the basketball shorts off that you've been wearing his panties all
[01:01:21] weekend they smell like an entire retarded gym class he doesn't care he's
[01:01:29] excited by he's excited by it his savage penis is hard straight from the jungle
[01:01:39] oh my god she's come ladies and gentlemen she scum she did it she's our
[01:01:44] winner for the day congratulations you fucking big bitch the prize is just
[01:01:50] coming prize is she comes you don't get any money you don't get any money I
[01:01:56] keep all the money you just get a hand job from Regisville that's worth
[01:02:02] the price of admission that's not bad I would have honestly stayed tuned for
[01:02:06] wind Ben Stein's come honestly I would have got jacked off by Regis that would
[01:02:13] have been a funny story welcome to the show all the pain is noise canceling
[01:02:18] headphones and you've been the sock me on wasn't Ben Stein Nixon like a Nixon
[01:02:25] speedwriter yeah that's fucked dude I felt I felt betrayed Kimmell was his
[01:02:30] sidekick remember I remember that show you know Kimmell was making a lot of a
[01:02:36] lot of comedy central bucks back Kimmell has got the man a lot of pots yeah
[01:02:42] a lot of pussy Las Vegas legend is that so it's me Kimmell it's stops and the
[01:02:50] killers the killers Kimmell the killers killer and panic at the disco and me
[01:02:55] got no you got me it's me Greg Maddox from the Atlanta Braves Steve
[01:03:03] Sharipa lived there for years as we know if we listen we loved having a great
[01:03:07] book about about mechanic at the disco what the hell is this a bunch of homos
[01:03:12] fucking a bomb a sister bunch of fucking we guys are something why are the paint
[01:03:18] so tight what is it like fuck it's 2004 everybody's wearing girls paints hey it's
[01:03:24] me the fucking I'm in the mechanic at the disco I had a rivalry in high school it
[01:03:31] was a one-way right we've heard about it and then I got big we don't fucking
[01:03:35] care do you know I forgot about that's a mama mama mama mama mama mama
[01:03:42] Brendan you're a good friend in your if you're listening to this you credit
[01:03:47] that out if you're listening to this Brendan Yuri I haven't forgotten and I
[01:03:52] will use all the power that I am mass in my life to take you down
[01:03:55] I'm a fuck did not you know how my brain works oh yeah I can't yeah don't ruin the big joke from Sunday's episode
[01:04:10] damn I just wanted to dance with my wife at our 40th winning anniversary to that
[01:05:02] so I anyone doesn't like Michael McDonald it should be illegal for a white man I
[01:05:07] have a voice that good you should go to jail if you don't like Michael McDonough
[01:05:10] a man great he was at the Capitol he was he was the first one in oh hey I was
[01:05:16] wondering if you could tell me where Nancy Pelosi's office I'm trying to
[01:05:20] take a shit and learn I'm gonna try and shit in the pussy well I am a dumb bitch
[01:05:29] oh fuck me Michael McDonald we broke in there and he was taking a shit in the
[01:05:34] in the inner ficus well I put my feet up on her desk that guy was so cool she had
[01:05:40] a letter I didn't know how to read it but I was off the quarter even though that
[01:05:44] bitch ain't worth it did you hear the part of that interview where he's like he's
[01:05:48] like I put my flag down I sat down on his chair flag he's like I want my fucking
[01:05:54] flag back because he forgot his flag and Nancy Pelosi's office yeah yeah that's
[01:05:59] my fucking flag back yeah he's from Northwest Arkansas apparently that
[01:06:04] gentleman I look like Brett Favre like on the Jets remember when he was kind of
[01:06:10] like great breed are beat our brett or be it or be it or be it or be it or be it
[01:06:18] are yeah it was cool that he was there sending dig pics there impeaching Trump
[01:06:25] how dare they what for caring too much for trying to say what Trump's order
[01:06:32] talks about why he stormed the US Capitol Doug suite oh we just talked him
[01:06:39] that would have been so awesome if you snuck in a fucking guy that was in the
[01:06:52] song my through the penis you remember there was a singer Keith yes we said he
[01:06:57] said he felt of course he's pretty full thoughts hands on his back pushing him
[01:07:00] forward oh good I checked with the Lord he says I checked with him three times I
[01:07:05] never heard a no hell yeah that's my justification that's a rape defense
[01:07:10] and but I look I asked God three times and well sweetie no offense but I asked
[01:07:17] God should I stop drinking and he never I didn't hear word I didn't hear now sorry
[01:07:22] I ruined fucking bring your dad to school day
[01:07:27] yeah I'm not going to open a court case saying that miss Clinton eats children
[01:07:35] mr. sweet says but I can believe that she might eat you
[01:07:39] honestly I don't know if you want to call him patriots or not but everyone
[01:07:45] involved is a kind of hero and we'll have the full rundown on Sunday we
[01:07:51] recorded that real huge real human being
[01:07:57] I'm fucking yeah dude I won't watch drive again yeah
[01:08:06] you know that song yeah I thought imagine my dick in your ass imagine that my
[01:08:23] dick is very small yeah hell yeah and you've all seen a small my dick is
[01:08:36] oh yes you know Michael McDonald's got a big old fan cock for sure absolutely I
[01:09:02] would be honestly pissed off his dick was my dick is big just kidding it's
[01:09:09] really big just get it in it's fucking huge
[01:09:16] I know my dick is mine on second thought I was joking
[01:09:34] them what song is that I gotta try yeah I got a child's I got a child I got a child
[01:09:51] yes that's right never stop being funny to me friend never my friend I'll tell
[01:10:06] you what I'm trying to make friends with this sense of humor like in public
[01:10:12] real stuff a bar everyone's got to be grandfathered in bro if you have you
[01:10:17] don't have it listen yeah you know you've been talking them for five minutes you're
[01:10:21] like yeah I'm just passing through town yeah you gotta be like something you know
[01:10:25] Michael McDonald I know this isn't even close to a good impression imagine if
[01:10:31] all of the songs are about his dick being small
[01:10:35] child I haven't show my dick is fucking way this more money is more the only way
[01:10:48] you can make friends with that since the humor is like gay guys in the 1950s you
[01:10:52] have to give give the other guy a knowing wing sounds like something you know
[01:10:55] about yeah you know a lot about that it's when there was honor and from that
[01:10:59] day AMC show gay man yeah it's when it's when well Adam was offered the opportunity
[01:11:05] to travel back in time and rather than kill Hitler he chose to go have gay
[01:11:09] sex in the city it was a real big mistake on my heart I called it a boo boo
[01:11:14] or boner with Don Draper restaurant in the black waiter comes by he's like me
[01:11:19] ask you something what cigarettes you smoke smoke lucky strike and he goes you
[01:11:27] don't have any gay I was wondering if you wanted to come back to my place
[01:11:34] maybe I'm gay sex damn RIP Sal the gay guy from madman who don caught being gay
[01:11:42] because of a fire alarm I think and he got him fired got him fired yeah and then
[01:11:46] he was a hobo we're really that's what happened I think so I never watched no I
[01:11:51] thought he was just I watched for a couple seasons I didn't see Jones episode
[01:11:54] six you never see them yeah you know it's basic cable shut the fuck up at him it's
[01:12:00] AMC they could show a tit once maybe oh you got to go to HP offer well they didn't
[01:12:04] even show her like in a see-through maybe she's in the bath of the white
[01:12:07] shirt on or something or a nighty yeah maybe they did actually she's well maybe
[01:12:13] I just jacked off to that image of my mind
[01:12:15] I can't wait he's jumping at these dry ride in the train just so cannot wait to
[01:13:05] fucking like 50 year old black women listening to that in the office being
[01:13:09] like he has he's got such a nice boy oh I love him I just love him
[01:13:20] I love him on their little office radio oh yeah I need to get my day gone
[01:13:51] this is a great song dude this song is amazing this whole fucking album is
[01:13:55] amazing it's good shit all right what happened to good music right guys okay
[01:14:03] you have to piss I've been holding it for a while why don't you go
[01:14:23] all right thanks all right thanks all right thanks