[00:00:00] Peanuts couldn't get me hard.

[00:00:02] They said my dick is small.

[00:00:03] Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.

[00:00:06] And my boss ought to smile too.

[00:00:10] They said my penis could not get hard at all unless I looked at a man.

[00:00:15] They said my dick is small.

[00:00:19] In my boss ought to smile too.

[00:00:24] That's how I suppose to sound.

[00:00:25] They said my dick is small.

[00:00:27] They said my dick is small.

[00:00:30] And my boss ought to smile too.

[00:00:34] And I could not get hard.

[00:00:38] Unless I was looking at me.

[00:00:41] It dows.

[00:00:43] And I've never had an heart before.

[00:00:45] Because I fucked a man.

[00:00:47] Because I am gay.

[00:00:49] My little ass fucking dick is small and I can't get hard.

[00:00:57] I got my penis off.

[00:00:59] I took my penis out.

[00:01:01] Bum bum bum bum bum bum.

[00:01:05] And everybody started laughing at it.

[00:01:08] Oh yeah.

[00:01:09] This is so good.

[00:01:10] They said my dick is small.

[00:01:13] And my boss ought to smile.

[00:01:17] I said.

[00:01:19] Oh we got seven seconds.

[00:01:21] I said my dick is small.

[00:01:24] And my boss ought to smile too.

[00:01:42] I am gay.

[00:01:45] I only get hard looking at the man's guy.

[00:01:50] And I want to see a woman's pussy.

[00:01:53] Psych no I don't.

[00:01:56] I want to see a woman's pussy.

[00:01:59] Psych no I don't.

[00:02:01] Yeah there you go.

[00:02:03] That's great.

[00:02:04] In the studio.

[00:02:06] Back in the fucking studio.

[00:02:08] Back in the mix.

[00:02:10] And I need to fuck a man's soft ass.

[00:02:13] And I need to suck a man's penis.

[00:02:16] And fuck his mouth.

[00:02:19] Bum bum bum bum bum bum.

[00:02:24] And I am gay.

[00:02:27] I can't wait to get my name out of here.

[00:02:32] And let me suck his dick.

[00:02:34] And I say his balls.

[00:02:36] Let me suck his dick.

[00:02:39] Yes sir.

[00:02:44] Yes sir.

[00:02:47] You put his dick straight through my eye.

[00:02:52] I want to see a woman's penis.

[00:02:57] I want to suck his hair.

[00:03:01] I want to suck his hair.

[00:03:06] Yeah I like it.

[00:03:11] Thank you.

[00:03:14] Thank you Edinburgh.

[00:03:17] We are the White Stripes.

[00:03:20] We are the White Stripes.

[00:03:23] We are the White Stripes from Chicago.

[00:03:28] It's so good to be here in London,

[00:03:30] Edinburgh.

[00:03:31] London town.

[00:03:34] In London.

[00:03:37] To play the music.

[00:03:40] To play a music picture show.

[00:03:43] We are the White Stripes from Chicago town.

[00:03:46] We have a slideshow of pictures of us doing the things in the show.

[00:03:53] Bum bum bum bum.

[00:03:58] Stop showing us you fucking a bunch of guys.

[00:04:03] We are going to take a little breakfast music to look at the slideshow.

[00:04:08] It's an experimental type of music.

[00:04:12] It's actually a picture of gay porn.

[00:04:17] You've got pictures of us.

[00:04:20] Stop.

[00:04:22] You go suck.

[00:04:24] I am Jack White and his name is Franz White.

[00:04:27] It's supposed to be a girl.

[00:04:29] And one of us has the small penis.

[00:04:32] And one of us has the big one.

[00:04:35] And we suck into each other like nesting dolls.

[00:04:41] And I want to suck a man's heart dick and fuck his ass.

[00:04:46] And I want him to fuck me right through my eye.

[00:04:53] And I wish he'd make me wear makeup in a pretty dress.

[00:04:58] And I want to bring my own dress.

[00:05:03] And I'm getting raped.

[00:05:07] I want to get a really nice lace dress and then get raped.

[00:05:12] I want to get my own dress to my rape.

[00:05:17] My little small.

[00:05:19] I want to make a dress.

[00:05:22] And then get raped in the dress that I made.

[00:05:27] Where's the real white stripes?

[00:05:31] We're doing tiny voice.

[00:05:33] Why did we do a tiny voice and we sing about making dresses?

[00:05:38] I paid 85 books for this.

[00:05:40] You remember the special poetry jam?

[00:05:43] I don't.

[00:05:44] Like the special...

[00:05:46] Well, I got to just kids with disabilities.

[00:05:48] No.

[00:05:49] Disabilities.

[00:05:50] That's not the same thing as you lies.

[00:05:52] No, that's different.

[00:05:54] Don't point the knife at me.

[00:05:56] Yeah, Nick's got a fucking sweet knife.

[00:05:58] You have a big ass knife.

[00:06:00] It's pretty cool.

[00:06:01] It's pretty tight.

[00:06:02] What's the...

[00:06:04] It's a Hanzo-Kakatori.

[00:06:06] It's a Hanzo-Kakatori Hanzo.

[00:06:07] The K-Bar knife.

[00:06:09] Nice.

[00:06:10] K-Bar.

[00:06:11] Don't cut the leather on my shit.

[00:06:12] Come on, dude.

[00:06:13] Why?

[00:06:14] Why?

[00:06:15] Those are free anyway.

[00:06:16] You got them from the garbage.

[00:06:17] You got them in the garbage.

[00:06:18] No, I got them from the factory after I sent back the one from the garbage.

[00:06:21] In fact, what we should do is steal those from the hat on them.

[00:06:25] We get free boots.

[00:06:27] You've had your fill of these.

[00:06:29] How many years have you had these?

[00:06:30] It lasts like three years.

[00:06:31] Okay, girls wear these now.

[00:06:33] No, no, guys ain't girls.

[00:06:34] No, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:06:35] Bunch stones.

[00:06:36] It's a girl's shoes now.

[00:06:37] Guys and girls in Australian people?

[00:06:38] No.

[00:06:39] Mostly girls wear them.

[00:06:40] Guys have knives now.

[00:06:42] They care around a knife.

[00:06:43] And no shoes?

[00:06:44] Guys don't have shoes like that.

[00:06:45] Flip flops and knives.

[00:06:47] Having said that, I would like them so you can't have them.

[00:06:49] I thought you have boots.

[00:06:50] I do.

[00:06:51] I have knives.

[00:06:52] I have knives.

[00:06:53] I have size 6E.

[00:06:54] Yeah, you got 11 and a half 6E boots.

[00:06:57] Perfect for my face.

[00:06:58] You have size 6 boots, but they're very wide.

[00:07:00] Double D boots.

[00:07:01] You got double.

[00:07:02] Yeah.

[00:07:03] They're true.

[00:07:04] They're 6E.

[00:07:05] I have ease, dude.

[00:07:06] I don't have double Ds.

[00:07:07] E cup brass.

[00:07:08] I have E cup feet.

[00:07:09] I'm going to titty fuck you between your feet.

[00:07:13] You wish.

[00:07:14] I'm going to put my face between you.

[00:07:16] I'm going to put my face between you.

[00:07:17] My face is butcheese.

[00:07:18] I'm going to draw nipples on his ass.

[00:07:22] We made it.

[00:07:24] We made the prison guy.

[00:07:26] Tattoo nipples on his butt cheeks.

[00:07:30] And now we're titty fuck.

[00:07:32] We're going to titty fuck his little butt.

[00:07:35] We got a woman's wig to put on his lower back.

[00:07:42] And we turned his butt cheek.

[00:07:44] Draw a smiley face on the phone.

[00:07:47] Now we get a dicks up by his ass.

[00:07:51] He's ass is sucking on dicks.

[00:07:55] We are not here.

[00:07:57] We've been tattooed in this piggy's face.

[00:07:59] On his ass and got into wig.

[00:08:02] And now we're fucking ass.

[00:08:05] You know what I never understood?

[00:08:06] What was that?

[00:08:07] Was that a, there was that one video of the guy from jail who said he makes somebody toss

[00:08:12] a salad?

[00:08:13] Because you can't pretend it's anything but an ass.

[00:08:16] Do you remember that video?

[00:08:18] No, I don't remember that.

[00:08:20] It's like a guy who says when he's in prison he makes guys eat his ass.

[00:08:25] And he's like you can pretend that's anything but an ass.

[00:08:29] Because you can't see it.

[00:08:30] But to me, to me the gayest thing to do would be to fuck someone's ass or make him suck your

[00:08:38] dick.

[00:08:39] Because you know, an ass you could pretend is a pussy much easier than the other way around.

[00:08:44] An asshole.

[00:08:45] Yeah.

[00:08:46] Or it's just a woman's asshole as far as you're concerned.

[00:08:49] It's just something I never understood with that one.

[00:08:51] That's right.

[00:08:52] When I go to prison, I try to- I guess unless you're the least gay thing you can do is

[00:08:56] to be penetrated in your ass.

[00:08:59] Yeah.

[00:09:00] Yeah.

[00:09:01] For sure.

[00:09:02] Because otherwise.

[00:09:03] Do you know that video?

[00:09:04] Do you guys have you guys seen it?

[00:09:05] No, I've never seen that video.

[00:09:06] The guy talks about tossing salad.

[00:09:08] Nick, it feels like you would have seen it.

[00:09:09] No, I had literally had no idea what you were talking about.

[00:09:12] Really?

[00:09:13] Was it from like a Dateline NBC locked up type show?

[00:09:15] I think so.

[00:09:16] I don't remember.

[00:09:17] I don't remember exactly what it is, but I just never understood that logic.

[00:09:23] If anyone at home knows, watch that video and see if you can-

[00:09:27] We could pull it up, dude.

[00:09:28] We have multimedia phones.

[00:09:29] I guess.

[00:09:30] I guess I can look for it, but I don't remember.

[00:09:32] I even know how I would.

[00:09:34] Oh, you got the ox cable?

[00:09:37] Let me see if I can find it.

[00:09:39] Toss salad video.

[00:09:41] Tossing my salad.

[00:09:44] Tossing my salad.

[00:09:46] Tossing my salad.

[00:09:53] Tossing my salad.

[00:09:56] Oh, yeah.

[00:09:57] It was Chris Rock had something about that.

[00:09:58] Chris Rock said that.

[00:09:59] You know what?

[00:10:00] It was a bit that Chris Rock- I think Chris Rock did a bit about this video.

[00:10:04] You're watching our HBO ad to Special O. The channel special couple of months ago.

[00:10:11] I wonder if I just did Chris Rock's bit without realizing it.

[00:10:14] What are you going to do?

[00:10:17] Not the HBO Jens.

[00:10:19] Oh, they showed it all.

[00:10:21] They interviewed a brother and they said, now, sir, when a new inmate comes in and he wants some drugs, how do you initiate him?

[00:10:27] The guy goes, well, the first thing I do is make him toss my salad.

[00:10:32] Oh, yeah.

[00:10:36] I wonder if-

[00:10:37] The guy's like, toss my salad.

[00:10:38] Well, what's that?

[00:10:39] Well, having your salad toss means having your ass holding out with jelly or syrup.

[00:10:46] Hey.

[00:10:47] First, sir.

[00:10:48] Sure.

[00:10:49] I'll go back to the sir.

[00:10:51] And then the guy said, no.

[00:10:53] Why must you go through all of that, sir?

[00:10:55] Why not just our old sex scenarios?

[00:10:57] Well, when a man's sucking your dick, he's going to pretend that something melts.

[00:11:01] When he's eating ass, he knows his ass.

[00:11:04] I mean, I just don't understand that man's logic.

[00:11:08] How can you pretend that-

[00:11:10] I mean, I need a damn family.

[00:11:11] We got the toss salad, man.

[00:11:13] She'd have added a choice right now between the electric chair and the toss of the salad.

[00:11:18] I'd be like, so where you plugging in?

[00:11:21] Damn.

[00:11:22] That's pretty high than being gay.

[00:11:24] Yeah.

[00:11:25] Chris.

[00:11:26] I don't know about that, Chris Rock.

[00:11:27] Chris, it's time to cancel Chris Rock.

[00:11:29] Let's cancel.

[00:11:30] For being black.

[00:11:32] Now, wait a second.

[00:11:34] So, okay.

[00:11:35] I guess that would- but yeah.

[00:11:36] I just don't see what that gay prison man's logic is.

[00:11:39] You can't-

[00:11:40] Everybody's mad about cancel culture now.

[00:11:41] They didn't care about cancel culture back when they canceled Africa.

[00:11:45] Mm-hmm.

[00:11:46] And made everybody- Slavery?

[00:11:47] Yes.

[00:11:48] You're right.

[00:11:49] They canceled being African.

[00:11:50] They did.

[00:11:51] They got to- They canceled your-

[00:11:52] You got all black people-

[00:11:53] You got all black people fired from being African and made them get new jobs so they don't get any money.

[00:11:57] Yeah.

[00:11:58] You know, they had jobs in Africa.

[00:12:00] That's-

[00:12:01] You don't know how problematic the shit they were doing in Africa.

[00:12:04] That's true.

[00:12:05] Do we have-

[00:12:06] They had Twitter back when they were low-key probably.

[00:12:09] They had jobs like that.

[00:12:11] Witch doctor, Lord of the Coconut's.

[00:12:14] The guy that guards Donkey Kong's banana board.

[00:12:19] I think they also had like, you know, farmer and-

[00:12:22] Nah, and like-

[00:12:23] No, there was a library and-

[00:12:25] The elders-

[00:12:26] The elders-

[00:12:27] I think.

[00:12:28] But- There was that one guy from-

[00:12:29] Nobody was using that shit.

[00:12:30] They were- Back in the day, you know, that's not what I've seen on the-

[00:12:34] Timbuk-

[00:12:35] Timbuk-

[00:12:36] Timbuk-

[00:12:37] Timbuk-

[00:12:38] Timbuk-

[00:12:39] Timbuk-

[00:12:40] Timbuk-

[00:12:41] Timbuk-

[00:12:42] Timbuk-

[00:12:43] They had the world's largest library but-

[00:12:45] None of those average guys would ever go there.

[00:12:47] They just-

[00:12:48] They just think-

[00:12:49] They got rid of it.

[00:12:50] That's my understanding.

[00:12:51] Oh, that's interesting.

[00:12:52] I see, I didn't think that was the case.

[00:12:54] Well, who got-

[00:12:55] Where to go then?

[00:12:56] I would love to play-

[00:12:57] Is that like they brought it with the slaves?

[00:12:59] Imagine playing Oregon Trail to Timbuk-

[00:13:01] Timbuk-

[00:13:02] Yeah, that would be a-

[00:13:03] Yeah, they're like these homeless guys keep pissing and jacking off.

[00:13:07] Every great library in Alexandria-

[00:13:09] Every one of those-

[00:13:10] Everyone's having-

[00:13:11] There's jacking off in there.

[00:13:12] That's what happened.

[00:13:13] They burned it down because there was too much hobo-

[00:13:15] Geez there.

[00:13:16] Yeah, that's the problem.

[00:13:17] You can't make a library too nice.

[00:13:20] No.

[00:13:21] I can't talk to that.

[00:13:22] You can't make a neighborhood doing this.

[00:13:25] Oh, yeah.

[00:13:26] We noticed it's different than usual.

[00:13:28] Yeah, it's worse than usual.

[00:13:32] And by the way, I gave-

[00:13:34] You know, maybe the problem is I gave you the box.

[00:13:36] I'm sitting on the box.

[00:13:37] I'm too relaxed off the box.

[00:13:38] Adam was complaining about the box.

[00:13:40] Stop, stop, stop.

[00:13:41] Actually, I was not complaining,

[00:13:43] but you most generously offered to take the box for this episode.

[00:13:46] And you know what?

[00:13:47] I feel more alert.

[00:13:48] I have to keep my posture up.

[00:13:49] Yeah, you look like pretty-

[00:13:51] Do you like this?

[00:13:52] Yeah, zoneed in.

[00:13:53] It's gonna be nice when we get a little trailer to do this.

[00:13:56] Yeah, oh yeah.

[00:13:57] We're getting a little, uh,

[00:13:58] a little, uh, like, D-va trailer.

[00:14:00] Is that what it's called?

[00:14:01] Yeah, like, uh, when we're on set and we don't want to come in.

[00:14:03] That's what we got.

[00:14:04] I'm gonna be throwing tantrums in the trailer.

[00:14:06] We got the Kevin Spacey suck off a PA trailer.

[00:14:09] Yeah.

[00:14:10] We're still gonna be doing the fucking podcast.

[00:14:12] Why don't you send a boy in here?

[00:14:14] Too many girls have been giving me my coffee.

[00:14:17] Send a boy.

[00:14:18] Yeah.

[00:14:19] I'm gonna be in a dressing gown.

[00:14:21] No, you're not.

[00:14:22] In my trailer.

[00:14:23] You're gonna be fully nude in a little corner.

[00:14:25] Yeah, we're gonna be sitting on a box.

[00:14:27] We're gonna give you a little gibbon hat like a monkey.

[00:14:29] A little Fez to wear.

[00:14:31] Because clearly you're too comfortable.

[00:14:33] It's, it's, it's harming your participation.

[00:14:37] So we gotta keep you on comp.

[00:14:39] You're gonna be soaking wet.

[00:14:40] We're gonna whip your nipples.

[00:14:42] Everyone's in the way.

[00:14:43] Oh, okay.

[00:14:44] You should hang from the ceiling.

[00:14:45] Exactly.

[00:14:46] I'm gonna be on a bed.

[00:14:47] We have a bobcat that gets to swipe at you.

[00:14:50] That would be awesome.

[00:14:54] Yeah.

[00:14:55] I wish we had a bottom.

[00:14:56] Adam, Adam, I'm gonna have to listen to us completely.

[00:14:58] In a cage over a pit filled with spikes.

[00:15:01] And then on either end there's bobcats that swipe at you.

[00:15:04] Yeah.

[00:15:05] And it's to rock the cage back and forth to avoid the bobcats.

[00:15:07] Because they can swipe through the bobcats.

[00:15:09] And every time you bomb, it lowers just a little bit.

[00:15:12] Oh, I don't like pointies.

[00:15:14] You know I don't like pointies.

[00:15:16] And then on the other side of the trailer, a little kitchenette.

[00:15:19] Yeah, we're having fucking brownies and shit.

[00:15:21] We have brownies and wings.

[00:15:22] Oatmeal cream pies and shit.

[00:15:24] Dressed up.

[00:15:25] Breeding cliff bars.

[00:15:26] We're out of a ready for day of hiking, but we're just gonna get fucked up off ketamine

[00:15:31] and not go hiking.

[00:15:32] We're just taking pills and swag and eating bacon.

[00:15:35] In full, like in $500 each worth of like, I've covered a gear.

[00:15:40] Yeah.

[00:15:41] I got a canteen filled with fucking desk weight.

[00:15:46] Yeah.

[00:15:47] The camel back of you who just, no, we've got a camel back of icy.

[00:15:52] We're camping.

[00:15:57] It sounds like it's just the three of us together.

[00:15:59] Shut the fuck up.

[00:16:00] We're gonna piss off the bobcats.

[00:16:03] You know, we're trying to throw breakfast.

[00:16:05] If they come over here and start kissing at me, I'm gonna be pissed.

[00:16:10] If I lose one more drumette to a fucking bobcat, it's your ass Adam.

[00:16:16] Who raising that's in an MRE.

[00:16:18] And that's when we need fruit.

[00:16:20] And MRE is in that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's

[00:16:23] that stands for movie theater fucking shit.

[00:16:26] Oh, yeah.

[00:16:27] I'm in a rea, in a box.

[00:16:29] Yeah.

[00:16:30] That's where I'm always in that movie theater concession shit.

[00:16:33] Ready to eat.

[00:16:35] Ready to eat.

[00:16:36] You can't get boxes of candies anywhere but, yes you can.

[00:16:40] Yes you can.

[00:16:41] Yes you can.

[00:16:42] You can.

[00:16:43] Embesal.

[00:16:44] Everywhere.

[00:16:45] They don't sell it in that box.

[00:16:46] They do go to fucking Walgreens.

[00:16:47] Blockbuster.

[00:16:48] What do you mean they sell it in like plastic bat like they got it about bag for my thought.

[00:16:54] Go to a good, good, good, good grocery store.

[00:16:57] I'll be quiet.

[00:16:58] Costco has in Costco sells the.

[00:17:00] Costco's got a way bigger than the movie theater.

[00:17:04] Big, big, big packs.

[00:17:05] Okay.

[00:17:06] I do love that giant peanut M&M's barrel.

[00:17:09] That they have a Costco.

[00:17:10] Yeah.

[00:17:11] Imagine how devastating that would be.

[00:17:13] That's gone in four and a half hours.

[00:17:16] Yeah.

[00:17:18] That's because it's been one hour like no I can't.

[00:17:21] I don't know.

[00:17:23] Just being like God damn it.

[00:17:27] It'll be good.

[00:17:28] I'll put it in a little baggies.

[00:17:30] I'll put it away.

[00:17:32] 35,000 calories.

[00:17:34] I don't know how I did it.

[00:17:39] According to the science I should be immune to Corona by now.

[00:17:43] Part of me for a name dropping.

[00:17:46] But I met this girl and she told me something that was very cool about her family.

[00:17:50] I actually know her.

[00:17:52] Her dad came up with the two yellow M&M's.

[00:17:57] That was the best thing.

[00:17:59] They made all their money off the stink.

[00:18:01] Her dad came up with the shocker.

[00:18:04] My name is Elizabeth shocker.

[00:18:07] My grandfather was the first person to stink.

[00:18:12] The Washington shocker was the first man to ever.

[00:18:15] George Templeton shocker came up with sticking two fingers in the pussy and one in the ass.

[00:18:22] That guy is in the African American History Museum.

[00:18:26] Who is George Templeton shocker?

[00:18:29] I don't know.

[00:18:30] He was black.

[00:18:31] So who was the person you met?

[00:18:33] Her dad came up with the M&M cartoons.

[00:18:35] He came up with the sexy green M&M.

[00:18:37] The yellow P&M and the red M&M.

[00:18:42] That sexy green was way after red M&M.

[00:18:45] He was in charge of the whole.

[00:18:47] Does he have anything to do with the caramel?

[00:18:49] Does he have anything to do with the sugar?

[00:18:50] I'm sure he had his fingers on that.

[00:18:52] I'm sure he had his fingerprints all over that.

[00:18:54] So is she rich off that?

[00:18:56] I'm assuming that her family is rich.

[00:18:58] But when she said that to me, I was like, that's very cool.

[00:19:02] Is she single?

[00:19:03] I thought it was a good.

[00:19:04] No, she is.

[00:19:05] She had a boyfriend.

[00:19:07] I respect those bloodlines.

[00:19:08] But I will tell her that my friend thinks you are of good stock.

[00:19:12] Off the strength of those characters, I am offering you access to my penis, Madam.

[00:19:18] So if it ever doesn't work out with your boyfriend, you let me know.

[00:19:21] You need a new consort.

[00:19:23] If you need a new gentleman, call her.

[00:19:26] If I'm needing you bow, I'm here.

[00:19:28] And by the way, I guarantee you I've eaten more M&M than whatever joker she's fucking right now.

[00:19:33] If you saw the size of him, you have eaten a lot more.

[00:19:36] What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

[00:19:39] He was a slight gentleman.

[00:19:41] So.

[00:19:42] But yeah, I was very impressed by that brag.

[00:19:44] That's a good one.

[00:19:45] Yeah.

[00:19:46] I was like, that's cool.

[00:19:47] That's cool.

[00:19:48] She's like, all right, you were name dropping for 45 minutes straight.

[00:19:51] She's like, all right, time to shut him up.

[00:19:53] Yeah.

[00:19:54] You're like, I was like, actually my...

[00:19:56] Build a blazio, son listens.

[00:19:58] Actually, with Fort Bragg, they just march around and they're like, uh, I'm like, I'm

[00:20:02] like, uh, I have about a thousand girls.

[00:20:05] That's good.

[00:20:06] My dick's big and I'm not gay.

[00:20:08] Yeah.

[00:20:09] That's exactly right.

[00:20:11] That's good.

[00:20:12] I'm straight.

[00:20:13] One, two, three, four, I am.

[00:20:16] Not gay.

[00:20:17] I have seen a lot of tits.

[00:20:21] I am basically bored of pussy.

[00:20:23] I have gotten too much pussy.

[00:20:25] My dick is too big.

[00:20:28] I have 100 PlayStation 5s.

[00:20:33] I got a PlayStation 5 before it came out.

[00:20:36] I don't even play it.

[00:20:38] It's still in the box.

[00:20:43] I've been too busy getting pussy.

[00:20:46] I have a budget candy in my house.

[00:20:50] I have every flavor of Kool-Aid at my house.

[00:20:53] It's just the Bragg's.

[00:20:56] I'm a family invention at M&M's.

[00:21:00] Adam got to meet me.

[00:21:04] I'm at the girl who invented M&M's.

[00:21:07] Bill de Blasio's son is a huge fan of that.

[00:21:11] One, two.

[00:21:16] Who else listens to Adam?

[00:21:18] I know you have a role at the X-Men.

[00:21:19] It's a lot of people.

[00:21:21] Some celebrity superfans.

[00:21:24] David Chapman from Heaven.

[00:21:27] Richard Lopez.

[00:21:30] Richard Simmons.

[00:21:31] This is a big fan.

[00:21:32] This is a massive fan.

[00:21:33] Big come boy.

[00:21:34] He loves how really it is.

[00:21:36] Dude, I would love to spend some time with Richard Simmons.

[00:21:38] I love the stereo.

[00:21:39] She's a Rosario Dawson.

[00:21:41] She did shit.

[00:21:42] She's not a weird DM.

[00:21:44] She's like, I can't say it, but like...

[00:21:46] No, she did.

[00:21:47] Yeah, she's like, you're showing so funny.

[00:21:49] I'm so sick of these fucking trans people.

[00:21:52] Look, I just got the last idea.

[00:21:54] You don't understand the joke.

[00:21:55] They're just joking.

[00:21:56] She's like, what?

[00:21:57] So black people are supposed to be cool now.

[00:21:59] And then she just kind of went into the rant from

[00:22:02] American History X.

[00:22:03] Oh, I don't remember that.

[00:22:04] When she DM's me, it's just her breasts.

[00:22:06] Yeah, she does that too.

[00:22:07] She sends me a video of some of her naked masturbating.

[00:22:10] She does that for me before I know.

[00:22:12] She says, you know what?

[00:22:13] I can't stand these fucking ADL Jews.

[00:22:17] And I was like, listen, I'm going to turn the volume down.

[00:22:21] You can keep going, but...

[00:22:23] I'm going to be looking at those fucking

[00:22:26] breasticles jumping.

[00:22:27] I'm not going to be listening to your fucking mouth.

[00:22:29] I want to know how much is the rent in your pussy.

[00:22:33] If I wanted to move in, quote unquote.

[00:22:38] If you catch my Tokyo dress.

[00:22:41] Are you in that?

[00:22:43] Do you know the people?

[00:22:46] I'm gay, my dick is small.

[00:22:50] Can you introduce me to Vin Diesel?

[00:22:53] I have an idea for him.

[00:22:56] Imagine seeing Vin Diesel at a restaurant being like, look,

[00:23:00] this is a million in one shot.

[00:23:01] I'm a waiter, but I'm a struggling screenwriter.

[00:23:04] And I'm just two words.

[00:23:06] Fast nine.

[00:23:08] Think about it.

[00:23:11] Here's my car.

[00:23:13] And if you guys do that without my permission,

[00:23:18] you can expect a loss.

[00:23:20] You can hear from my lawyer, aka the knife.

[00:23:22] That was my idea.

[00:23:26] I'm just calling dibs on that.

[00:23:28] My lawyer, Franklin Dumaschetti.

[00:23:31] Who else does that?

[00:23:33] Frank Dusac.

[00:23:35] Oh, is that our wine?

[00:23:37] The best brand name.

[00:23:38] Actually speaking of brands is there.

[00:23:40] Oh, there is.

[00:23:41] There's a brand called Kushwad's Remass.

[00:23:44] Kushwad D'Rime.

[00:23:46] Oh, my God.

[00:23:48] I fucking love it, dude.

[00:23:49] I can't get enough Kushwad's dreams, my damn self.

[00:23:52] If anyone knows, inside of my brain when I close my eyes,

[00:23:57] it's kind of like a Corona commercial, but instead of beer,

[00:24:00] it's a guy's cock.

[00:24:01] It's a guy's cock.

[00:24:02] And then after the guy's cock, it's behind underneath.

[00:24:05] Here's where it is.

[00:24:06] And this is cock pretty rolled before his balls.

[00:24:09] Before his balls.

[00:24:11] There's a beautiful piece of high quality CBD.

[00:24:15] From our friends over at Kushwad D'Rime.

[00:24:17] CBD flour, not those stupid oils.

[00:24:20] No, what are you a fucking pussy?

[00:24:22] Tinkler's and what are you?

[00:24:23] What, you don't want to smoke?

[00:24:25] What are you fucking a bitch?

[00:24:27] That's the, yeah.

[00:24:28] Oh, I'm a baby.

[00:24:29] I want CBD gummies.

[00:24:30] No, you don't bitch.

[00:24:31] You want to smoke the shit like Don Draper.

[00:24:33] Yeah, it's from the...

[00:24:34] Did Don Draper ever take a tincture?

[00:24:36] No.

[00:24:37] No.

[00:24:38] Unless it was acid.

[00:24:39] I think he's some guy.

[00:24:40] And you should have to get pussy.

[00:24:41] Yeah.

[00:24:42] But with Kushwad dreams, you can get pussy and smoke something.

[00:24:43] You can get pussy and smokes.

[00:24:44] You will get pussy.

[00:24:45] How about that?

[00:24:46] I can.

[00:24:47] You will get pussy.

[00:24:48] You're guaranteed.

[00:24:49] You're guaranteed to get pussy.

[00:24:50] And if you don't get pussy when you smoke Kushwad dreams, the owners and operators of the brand will come over to your house and suck your cock personally.

[00:24:58] Kushwad dreams is 100% flour grade CBD pure 100% ecstasy style.

[00:25:06] It's a product tested.

[00:25:09] You know, in the laboratory, 100% delta X.

[00:25:13] It's delta extraction 99.

[00:25:15] It's government.

[00:25:17] And they got the shit that the government got.

[00:25:20] They got the shit Obama smoke.

[00:25:22] That's what Obama smoke.

[00:25:23] You care about that shit, you're a fucking fag.

[00:25:25] That's what Obama and Richard Brains is.

[00:25:27] That's what Obama and Richard Brains is.

[00:25:28] That's on my opinion.

[00:25:29] It says that here.

[00:25:30] In the copy?

[00:25:31] That's kind of fucked up of the same.

[00:25:33] But look, it's their company.

[00:25:34] It works.

[00:25:35] As long as the checks cash, it works.

[00:25:37] Alright.

[00:25:38] I don't care what is in there.

[00:25:41] Much like Rosario Dawson showing us her breast.

[00:25:44] Let's be honest.

[00:25:45] If you're smoking CBD, it's because you used to smoke weed.

[00:25:48] And now you're trying not to smoke weed.

[00:25:51] Or you have some kind of chronic pain or something.

[00:25:55] Which I don't buy that.

[00:25:56] No, I'm in pain all the way.

[00:25:58] I mean, I'm sure it works, but I don't buy that.

[00:26:00] There's people that are like, well, when I found out I had cancer, I decided to do drugs for the first time.

[00:26:05] Right.

[00:26:06] You've already done drugs.

[00:26:07] We're supposed to believe that you just got cancer praying.

[00:26:11] And only fucking your wife.

[00:26:13] Yeah.

[00:26:14] That's not how it works.

[00:26:15] That's cancer.

[00:26:16] It's the wicked.

[00:26:17] The wicked in the damn.

[00:26:19] We know that you got it.

[00:26:22] And if you're amongst the wicked in the damn that used to smoke weed and now sort of trying to go for a break for a little bit.

[00:26:29] But can't even fathom not smoking something that sort of reminds you of weed.

[00:26:33] You could do a lot worse than cushy dreams.

[00:26:36] You need the flavor.

[00:26:37] The flour works.

[00:26:38] They got a bunch of strains.

[00:26:40] They got ookie-woo-ki.

[00:26:42] Ookie-woo-ki.

[00:26:43] That's it.

[00:26:44] That was being you one.

[00:26:45] I know they have create, reliving.

[00:26:48] Reliving to be.

[00:26:50] Enjoy a fi.

[00:26:51] In choi.

[00:26:52] Yeah.

[00:26:53] Intense, intensityality.

[00:26:55] Protege.

[00:26:56] They do have protege.

[00:26:59] Yeah.

[00:27:00] They got a picture of Mozart on there.

[00:27:03] Yeah.

[00:27:06] Yeah.

[00:27:07] Go to fucking com town.

[00:27:09] Yeah.

[00:27:10] Go to fucking com town.

[00:27:11] Cushy dreams.com slash com town or com town or com town.

[00:27:13] I think it's com town.

[00:27:14] But I don't know.

[00:27:15] The code might be com town.

[00:27:16] Shut the fuck up Adam.

[00:27:18] Why?

[00:27:19] For saying what?

[00:27:20] I bet you it's not.

[00:27:21] You want to bet $5?

[00:27:22] No.

[00:27:23] Why not?

[00:27:24] Because I only bet on things that I could win at.

[00:27:25] You might either say you're not confident.

[00:27:27] You don't think it's com town 20?

[00:27:29] I think it's com town.

[00:27:30] You're not going to get a lot of these things.

[00:27:33] You're going to get a lot of these things.

[00:27:35] You're going to get a lot of these things.

[00:27:37] You're going to get a lot of these things.

[00:27:39] You'll be confident in bed every time.

[00:27:41] You're supposed to win in bed by yourself.

[00:27:43] Smoking cushy weed in bed.

[00:27:45] Mm hmm.

[00:27:46] You won't even be able to win.

[00:27:48] What I use it for is I go to a lot of these parties with popular

[00:27:51] kids, right?

[00:27:52] Yeah.

[00:27:53] And they're smoking their weed.

[00:27:54] Yes.

[00:27:55] I want to get too good.

[00:27:56] Yeah.

[00:27:57] Because you're fucking dad's going to be mad.

[00:27:58] I don't want to get too good because I got to get home by 11 15.

[00:27:59] I don't want to get sodomized by both of my parents.

[00:28:01] So that's why I just hang out with the popular kids.

[00:28:04] But I say, Hey, I brought my own.

[00:28:07] And it's my own kind of bud.

[00:28:09] It's my own.

[00:28:10] And no, you may not be sharing it with me because I'm afraid of the

[00:28:13] coronavirus.

[00:28:14] I'm sorry.

[00:28:15] And I know that I'm at a party with other popular kids and I'm

[00:28:18] breaking quarantine.

[00:28:19] But but I will not be sharing your past.

[00:28:21] Up to a point.

[00:28:22] Yeah.

[00:28:23] I will not be sharing grass with you.

[00:28:25] I think we should all smoke our own home.

[00:28:27] I'm smoking my own dope today.

[00:28:29] Or here's what you really do.

[00:28:30] If you really want to trick the popular kids, you buy actual

[00:28:33] weed.

[00:28:34] You roll them their personal joints.

[00:28:36] Yeah, we all have personal joints.

[00:28:37] And then you look like a baller.

[00:28:39] And then like, bro, we don't have to split anything.

[00:28:41] Everyone gets their own.

[00:28:42] And then all the popular boys are too goofed up off of weed.

[00:28:45] And then things happen.

[00:28:47] And then we wake up next to each other.

[00:28:49] Yeah, you're free to take advantage of the sexual.

[00:28:51] He's there.

[00:28:52] He's the drugs.

[00:28:53] He's kind of a Cosby style.

[00:28:55] You've got a clear, lucid mind.

[00:28:58] It makes a high quality CBD from our friend.

[00:29:01] You think you're going to be the most the fucking fucking

[00:29:05] all American running back?

[00:29:07] Not anymore.

[00:29:08] Now that you're fucking gay.

[00:29:10] Not anymore.

[00:29:11] Not that you're gay.

[00:29:12] Because that's like your cock while you're high.

[00:29:14] That's why you got a kid.

[00:29:16] Look, cushy dreams.

[00:29:17] It just works.

[00:29:18] And you want to smoke your CBD because you can't.

[00:29:23] Because you can't again, one of the best slogans in advertising.

[00:29:27] All right, here we go.

[00:29:29] All right, here's your copy.

[00:29:30] Smoke your CBD.

[00:29:31] You can CBD rich hemp flour.

[00:29:34] And I guess they're also telling me they got some shit called

[00:29:37] Delta eight now.

[00:29:38] Damn, that's the shit the government got.

[00:29:41] Which I don't know if they sent me.

[00:29:44] Well, I don't know what the fuck it is.

[00:29:45] But that's what the operators use.

[00:29:47] Hey, look, go buy it.

[00:29:48] Put it in your body.

[00:29:49] See what else?

[00:29:50] I want some of that delta shit.

[00:29:51] You have some?

[00:29:52] That's what women do with cock.

[00:29:55] Yeah.

[00:29:56] Try this out.

[00:29:57] What is this?

[00:29:58] Chinese?

[00:29:59] Let's see how this feels.

[00:30:02] That's what they do.

[00:30:03] It's so what they do.

[00:30:04] Oh, he's peeing.

[00:30:05] He doesn't know any better.

[00:30:07] Yeah, that's what they do there.

[00:30:09] Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:30:11] This guy is not this guy.

[00:30:14] Is he just looking for a toilet?

[00:30:16] Well, yeah, yeah.

[00:30:18] It's just guy.

[00:30:20] Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[00:30:22] Interesting.

[00:30:23] Three lines, private reserve, ultra premium and premium.

[00:30:27] Every can size is an eighth.

[00:30:29] Each can is nitrogen sealed for optimal freshmen.

[00:30:32] Oh, they got gnaw's in there.

[00:30:34] They got that Vin Diesel style.

[00:30:36] They got fucking gnaw's.

[00:30:37] You can mix it with anything else you like to smoke.

[00:30:40] Heroin.

[00:30:41] Here.

[00:30:42] Pussy hair.

[00:30:43] Black tar.

[00:30:44] Let's pussy hair.

[00:30:45] Pussy hair.

[00:30:46] Listen up.

[00:30:47] I'm addicted to pussy hair.

[00:30:48] Listen up.

[00:30:49] You fucking lose.

[00:30:50] I'm hooked on the shit.

[00:30:52] Here's the desired effect.

[00:30:54] Six choices, strange specific flower cans.

[00:30:57] Relax.

[00:30:58] Peace.

[00:30:59] Create hustle energy or dream.

[00:31:01] Wow.

[00:31:02] And now some of these are.

[00:31:03] That's great.

[00:31:04] There's sativa and indian.

[00:31:06] Indica.

[00:31:07] Indica.

[00:31:08] Indica.

[00:31:09] They are hybrids.

[00:31:10] Nighttime hybrids.

[00:31:11] They got little day and night hybrids.

[00:31:12] So that's like, what is that?

[00:31:13] Noon hybrid?

[00:31:19] That's like a sunset.

[00:31:21] Can you cut it?

[00:31:22] Day and night.

[00:31:23] Well, this is the seepage.

[00:31:25] It's very important.

[00:31:28] It's very important to smoke the right time of week.

[00:31:33] If you smoke the daytime sativa at night.

[00:31:37] Oh, you're in for a wild ride.

[00:31:39] You'll die.

[00:31:40] So make sure you get your dosage correct.

[00:31:43] You gotta make sure you get it right.

[00:31:45] You're fucking against your head messed up.

[00:31:47] Definitely spend some time on airway talking to guys with tool avatars.

[00:31:52] I'll tell you.

[00:31:54] I wish way to go.

[00:31:55] They got pre-roll CBD joints.

[00:31:57] Every pre-roll is one gram.

[00:31:59] Smooth rolls featuring optimal burn.

[00:32:02] I love when the burn is optimal.

[00:32:04] I kind of love this little pre-roll.

[00:32:08] I'm not going to break up weed.

[00:32:11] That's kind of like using the flesh light of fake weed.

[00:32:15] It's like putting it in a ball.

[00:32:17] You get the fuck out of here.

[00:32:19] Oh, dude.

[00:32:21] Oh, yeah, dude.

[00:32:22] It's sitting there smoking fake weed with cardboard cutouts at friends.

[00:32:26] Watching like a, you know those cardboard TVs they have in furniture stores.

[00:32:36] I used to want one of those when I was a kid.

[00:32:40] The fake TV.

[00:32:41] I don't know because shit.

[00:32:42] Some people off the scent.

[00:32:43] Yeah, shit that was like fake or not.

[00:32:45] I thought that was so cool.

[00:32:46] Yeah.

[00:32:47] Yeah.

[00:32:48] It was pretty tight.

[00:32:49] Like a fake VCR.

[00:32:50] You know what?

[00:32:51] More than a TV I wanted the fake VCR.

[00:32:53] Yeah, that like because it looked because it was like a plastic box and then you get there.

[00:32:57] You try and put your finger in it.

[00:32:58] It doesn't have anything.

[00:32:59] Yeah.

[00:33:00] That's what I want.

[00:33:01] I'm with you, bro.

[00:33:02] And you can get those at cushydreams.com.

[00:33:06] And that's k-u-s-h-ydreams.com and use promo code come down for 20% of your first year.

[00:33:13] You owe me $5.

[00:33:14] I didn't pet on you.

[00:33:15] But it was implied.

[00:33:16] You owe them $5.

[00:33:18] I didn't ever see this move.

[00:33:20] The IDF special.

[00:33:22] Nick is putting the, he's bent over.

[00:33:25] That's how you cast trace the moves.

[00:33:27] Yeah.

[00:33:28] And he's thought about it.

[00:33:29] He's stabbing Adam from behind with the knife.

[00:33:31] You swipe the knife like his reverse cock.

[00:33:34] Yeah, you swipe the knife.

[00:33:35] Sure, like the knife is coming out of his ass.

[00:33:37] The Michelle Obama.

[00:33:38] The Michelle Obama.

[00:33:39] That's actually Fucks Barack.

[00:33:41] Yeah.

[00:33:42] She came up with that and that's how she got into law school.

[00:33:45] In law school.

[00:33:48] Okay.

[00:33:49] Well, that's the show.

[00:33:51] Cool.

[00:33:52] Oh, no.

[00:33:53] Sorry.

[00:33:54] That's the re-

[00:33:55] So, forget this show.

[00:33:56] Yeah.

[00:33:57] Come down for shirts.

[00:33:58] If you like the show and you won episodes that are scripted.

[00:34:01] Right.

[00:34:02] Very good.

[00:34:03] Yeah.

[00:34:04] Especially this week's.

[00:34:05] This is sort of just-

[00:34:06] And hundreds of episodes.

[00:34:07] This is sort of just an idea of like a-

[00:34:10] Yeah.

[00:34:11] Well, how have we just winged it?

[00:34:13] Right.

[00:34:14] On Patreon, we really work.

[00:34:16] This is like, imagine us sober.

[00:34:18] Mm-hmm.

[00:34:19] And writing down.

[00:34:21] And really giving a fuck.

[00:34:23] And yeah, every- the whole season 22 episode we're on,

[00:34:26] we've scripted episodes of Come Town.

[00:34:28] Yep.

[00:34:29] Which is what makes the show funny.

[00:34:31] Oh, yeah.

[00:34:32] It's the planning.

[00:34:33] The planning and the effort.

[00:34:34] It would definitely be good.

[00:34:35] It would definitely be good.

[00:34:36] And on the Patreon episode.

[00:34:38] Yeah, yeah.

[00:34:39] We're all our optimal content guys.

[00:34:41] We're all our tabs and I'm neurotypical.

[00:34:45] Yeah.

[00:34:46] And I get pussy on it.

[00:34:47] Yeah.

[00:34:48] Come on Adam.

[00:34:49] Some things are too fanciful.

[00:34:51] Shut up, bro.

[00:34:52] Some things are too fancy.

[00:34:53] Yeah, we're the hell are we?

[00:34:54] The magic school bus.

[00:34:55] Yeah.

[00:34:56] That's where you get pussy.

[00:34:57] Adam getting pussy.

[00:34:58] Where are we?

[00:34:59] This frisels classroom in here.

[00:35:00] I don't think so.

[00:35:01] That's a really good one.

[00:35:02] Come on, man.

[00:35:03] That's an awesome one.

[00:35:04] Just lie to them.

[00:35:05] Just tell them I get pussy on the picture.

[00:35:06] Yeah, right.

[00:35:07] Is that Lizzie the lizard I see?

[00:35:08] Yeah.

[00:35:09] We must be.

[00:35:10] If Adam's getting pussy, it must be Lizzie.

[00:35:11] Yeah.

[00:35:12] That must be Lizzie.

[00:35:13] That must be Lizzie.

[00:35:14] Yeah.

[00:35:15] That must be Lizzie.

[00:35:16] That must be Lizzie.

[00:35:17] Yeah.

[00:35:18] That must be Lizzie.

[00:35:19] That must be Lizzie.

[00:35:20] Yeah.

[00:35:21] That must be Lizzie.

[00:35:22] That must be Lizzie.

[00:35:23] That must be Lizzie.

[00:35:25] Because we're in PBS's The Magic School Bus.

[00:35:27] We must be hanging out with Carlos and Arthur.

[00:35:30] And the back of the school bus.

[00:35:34] No, dude.

[00:35:35] Arthur, the fucking nerd.

[00:35:37] The juvenile Arnold.

[00:35:38] Arnold.

[00:35:39] So, of course, you would know his name.

[00:35:41] That was you.

[00:35:42] That was your Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[00:35:43] No, because he's you.

[00:35:44] No, he's.

[00:35:45] He's actually one of your friends.

[00:35:46] He's one of my friends.

[00:35:47] My friend from camp.

[00:35:49] One of my camps.

[00:35:51] Arthur.

[00:35:52] Arthur the Hard-R.

[00:35:54] That's good.

[00:35:55] The Hard-R-R-R-R.

[00:35:58] Arthur the Hard-R.

[00:36:00] The Hard-R-R.

[00:36:01] Patreon.com slash comtown.

[00:36:03] Mm-hmm.

[00:36:04] For more.

[00:36:05] For PBS's comtown to be brought to you by viewers like you.

[00:36:10] By penis like you.

[00:36:12] It is kind of like a telethon, honestly.

[00:36:14] A never ending.

[00:36:15] You should be able to call in the Patreon to pledge.

[00:36:17] That would be awesome.

[00:36:18] Yeah.

[00:36:19] And then we could do like a little Jerry Lewis,

[00:36:21] like a telethon.

[00:36:22] Should we do this?

[00:36:23] Should we do once a year of fun, a funding a Patreon drive?

[00:36:26] Dude, we should honor the numbers.

[00:36:27] Yeah, fun.

[00:36:28] We should not have said it.

[00:36:29] But we really should.

[00:36:30] We should do a telethon for muscular dystrophy.

[00:36:32] And we could.

[00:36:33] I would love that.

[00:36:34] We could throw the number up on the board.

[00:36:36] You get a comtown to bag if you donate $25 to muscular dystrophy.

[00:36:40] That would be cool.

[00:36:41] That would be so cool.

[00:36:42] And then the whole time just bring people on to explain what muscular dystrophy is and not even let them get a word in.

[00:36:48] Yeah.

[00:36:49] And be like, you ever get pussy?

[00:36:50] You ever get pussy from one of these guys?

[00:36:53] Is that illegal?

[00:36:55] Because I would think that what is the disease due to the pussy?

[00:36:59] Does it make it stronger?

[00:37:03] I would think so.

[00:37:08] It would at least feel cool compared to a regular one.

[00:37:11] You ever think about calling it a buschular dystrophy?

[00:37:14] Dicks suck, dystrophy.

[00:37:15] Dicks, dystrophy.

[00:37:16] Buschular dystrophy.

[00:37:17] I would love to do a telethon.

[00:37:19] A telethon.

[00:37:20] A telethon.

[00:37:21] Yeah.

[00:37:22] You know, I'll admit, what are we at?

[00:37:25] Halfway in here, I am starting to struggle with the box.

[00:37:28] Yeah.

[00:37:29] Well, it would be nice to have a little love bar support.

[00:37:33] Now we know.

[00:37:34] I've done six, seven, seven, seven.

[00:37:36] You know what?

[00:37:37] When you guys switch.

[00:37:38] Stop.

[00:37:39] Don't point at me with the knife.

[00:37:40] I want to stand up.

[00:37:41] This is a new whole new world.

[00:37:42] Oh, standing, Paul?

[00:37:43] No, I'm standing.

[00:37:44] It does feel weird, right?

[00:37:46] When it presses into you.

[00:37:47] The knife.

[00:37:48] Don't press the knife in my hoodie.

[00:37:50] It's not funny.

[00:37:52] Oh, hard ass dick.

[00:37:53] I will do it, I promise.

[00:37:55] Let me see.

[00:37:56] We got to go back out in the woods.

[00:37:57] It's nice.

[00:37:58] It's got a nice weight balance.

[00:37:59] Nice balance on it.

[00:38:00] It's fun.

[00:38:01] I'm going to get you guys knives.

[00:38:02] Do you want those same ones or do you want to look a little different?

[00:38:05] The fell is nice.

[00:38:06] Is this US Army on it?

[00:38:08] Yeah.

[00:38:09] Is this the same one that the operators got?

[00:38:11] I don't know.

[00:38:12] I have no idea.

[00:38:13] Oh, yeah.

[00:38:14] That's a good weight.

[00:38:15] Do you guys want one of those?

[00:38:16] Yes, sir.

[00:38:17] We got to go.

[00:38:18] We do need to go to the other one.

[00:38:19] They got one that says the Marines.

[00:38:21] One of you can get the Navy Seal one and the other one can get the Marine one.

[00:38:25] Seals.

[00:38:26] You want the seals?

[00:38:27] Yeah.

[00:38:28] I'll get you that one.

[00:38:29] Thanks, dude.

[00:38:30] So which one do you want?

[00:38:31] I'll take them.

[00:38:32] You want me to get a little Greek Army?

[00:38:34] I do.

[00:38:35] I actually really do.

[00:38:36] Let me see if they have that.

[00:38:37] Stop.

[00:38:38] Did you see the Tiger documentary?

[00:38:39] I haven't yet.

[00:38:40] There's part of it.

[00:38:41] He got addicted to hanging out with the seals.

[00:38:44] Really?

[00:38:45] He'd do their trainings and just get the shit beat out of him.

[00:38:47] He'd do it by the squad.

[00:38:48] Seriously?

[00:38:49] And then fucked his career.

[00:38:51] No.

[00:38:52] He sustained injuries and stuff from there.

[00:38:54] That's pretty tight.

[00:38:55] Damn.

[00:38:56] Tiger's probably never going to win again, huh?

[00:38:58] He did.

[00:38:59] He won the Masters.

[00:39:00] I know.

[00:39:01] Starting now, motherfucker.

[00:39:02] I said again.

[00:39:03] Does that mean count the pass?

[00:39:04] I don't count around, dude.

[00:39:06] I don't know.

[00:39:07] His back is fucked up.

[00:39:08] He's not playing this year.

[00:39:09] His back is fucked up from getting...

[00:39:11] That's true.

[00:39:12] It's the coolest way to get your back foots.

[00:39:14] He's getting waffle house waitress pussy.

[00:39:17] Fucking dogs.

[00:39:18] Fucking dogs.

[00:39:19] Fucking dogs.

[00:39:20] Whoof whoof whoof.

[00:39:21] Whoof whoof.

[00:39:22] Whoof whoof.

[00:39:23] It ain't nothing but my dick.

[00:39:25] I can't...

[00:39:26] It ain't nothing but a man's dick.

[00:39:28] It ain't nothing but a man's dick.

[00:39:30] Who inside of my ass?

[00:39:32] I'm sucking on a dick.

[00:39:33] Well, I never say the pussy when I suck.

[00:39:37] If I ever did, I would get scared.

[00:39:39] Come on, man.

[00:39:40] That's disrespectful.

[00:39:41] If I ever did, I would get scared.

[00:39:44] The king?

[00:39:45] You mean the racist who stole everything?

[00:39:47] No, that's bullshit, dude.

[00:39:49] That is bullshit.

[00:39:50] Fucking what's his face with the little mustache?

[00:39:52] That is bullshit.

[00:39:53] The gay guy invented rock and roll.

[00:39:55] That is bullshit.

[00:39:56] Lionel Richie.

[00:39:57] Elvis...

[00:39:58] What's his name?

[00:39:59] What the fuck is the guy's name?

[00:40:00] Chuck Berry?

[00:40:01] No, man.

[00:40:02] The little gay guy.

[00:40:03] Rude-a-dude-a.

[00:40:04] Little Richard.

[00:40:05] Little Richard.

[00:40:06] His name was Little Dick.

[00:40:08] Yeah.

[00:40:09] You tell me that's the guy who invented rock and roll.

[00:40:12] Thank you.

[00:40:13] People don't say Elvis invented rock and roll.

[00:40:15] He's got to be the king.

[00:40:16] People say that he stole black music.

[00:40:18] But the truth is, when he was grown up in Memphis, he was essentially just a wicker.

[00:40:25] And he only chilled with black people.

[00:40:27] And he was about it.

[00:40:29] He was about that life.

[00:40:30] He was trying to steal.

[00:40:31] He was trying to steal.

[00:40:32] Yeah, he wasn't trying to steal.

[00:40:33] Okay, well, how about this?

[00:40:34] If he had a career like that wall.

[00:40:35] That was just what he was about.

[00:40:36] Listen to me.

[00:40:37] If he had a career like Paul Walls where he was-

[00:40:39] Beloved it.

[00:40:40] Beloved, but a niche character.

[00:40:43] Fine.

[00:40:44] But is that what happened?

[00:40:45] No.

[00:40:46] No.

[00:40:47] He got to be the best.

[00:40:48] It'd be like if he was-

[00:40:49] It'd be like if he was Eminem.

[00:40:50] Yeah, exactly.

[00:40:51] Exactly.

[00:40:52] That's lovely.

[00:40:53] Except Eminem fell off after a while.

[00:40:56] But he definitely in his prime was way big as fuck.

[00:41:00] You could argue a little too big.

[00:41:02] No way.

[00:41:03] For his skillset.

[00:41:04] Don't say that about the king.

[00:41:05] I'm not a big Eminem guy.

[00:41:06] I don't care.

[00:41:07] Don't talk about the king that way.

[00:41:09] Look, I used to love Elvis more than anyone on this podcast.

[00:41:12] I know.

[00:41:13] That's a child.

[00:41:14] Hey, you're a punk.

[00:41:15] I'll see you, Peter.

[00:41:16] Oh, love me.

[00:41:17] You're a punk.

[00:41:18] You're a punk.

[00:41:19] Something like that.

[00:41:22] There's a-

[00:41:24] What's the song about a heart or whatever?

[00:41:26] There's a lot of them.

[00:41:28] Don't fuck my ass.

[00:41:29] No, that's Billy Ray Cyrus.

[00:41:30] Yeah, that's Elvis.

[00:41:31] Shut the fuck up.

[00:41:33] I don't like your tone with that one.

[00:41:35] Come on, man.

[00:41:36] Don't suck my dick.

[00:41:37] That sucks.

[00:41:38] My little fucking dick.

[00:41:40] So what?

[00:41:41] Shut up.

[00:41:42] No, the achy break.

[00:41:43] No, I just said that.

[00:41:44] I was just singing.

[00:41:46] Heartbreak Hotel.

[00:41:47] Yeah.

[00:41:48] Why does that one go?

[00:41:49] Since my baby left me.

[00:41:51] I fucked a lot of dudes.

[00:41:53] I fucked a lot of girls.

[00:41:55] And I was like, my brain is ass until they came in my ass.

[00:42:01] Yeah.

[00:42:02] Yeah, dude.

[00:42:03] That's good stuff.

[00:42:05] He's the best.

[00:42:06] Mmhmm.

[00:42:07] You looking up knives, Nick?

[00:42:09] I am trying to find you the right knife.

[00:42:11] What kind of knives do the Greek army use?

[00:42:13] We're going to get stopped.

[00:42:14] We're going to get the stuff of Greeks, like Turkey carving.

[00:42:17] Sincar.

[00:42:18] Huh?

[00:42:19] Greek's turkey carving.

[00:42:20] Yeah, but we all know that Stavras is a draft Dodger.

[00:42:25] That you should be serving the military.

[00:42:27] That's true.

[00:42:28] I was drafted by the Greek army.

[00:42:30] And had to root that to fucking decline.

[00:42:32] You renounced your citizenship because you didn't want to fucking fight for your country.

[00:42:37] That's true.

[00:42:38] Can you just send them a picture of you and they're like, oh, never mind.

[00:42:42] You have to lose your citizenship.

[00:42:44] No, dude.

[00:42:45] Well, first of all, I can get it back.

[00:42:46] I think it's just for the time being.

[00:42:48] Wait.

[00:42:49] That's right.

[00:42:50] Our idea was to do an in the army now.

[00:42:52] Yeah.

[00:42:53] About you.

[00:42:54] You go to the Greek military.

[00:42:55] So the way we're in the R word now.

[00:42:56] In the R word now.

[00:42:57] So yeah, I pretend to be retarded to get out of it.

[00:43:00] I'm glad that they sent me to a special school.

[00:43:02] It's like the ringer.

[00:43:03] Yeah.

[00:43:04] No.

[00:43:05] Super special.

[00:43:06] I can't be in Greece for longer than three months in a year or I'll get arrested and they'll put me in the army.

[00:43:13] Because even at 32 years old.

[00:43:15] At a certain point it expires, but I don't know when.

[00:43:18] I have to check.

[00:43:19] Come on.

[00:43:20] But yeah, because the whole reason I'm not in is because I'm not a full-time resident.

[00:43:23] What is the what is a Greek like modern Greek military uniform look like?

[00:43:27] Just regular camo.

[00:43:28] It just looks like regular camo shit.

[00:43:29] Yeah, but with cool.

[00:43:30] You have beres.

[00:43:31] You would do have beres.

[00:43:32] Beres are so sick.

[00:43:33] We do have beres.

[00:43:34] I mean, the green beres got them, but I think every US military person needs to get a different

[00:43:39] color.

[00:43:40] I'm actually part of the pink beres.

[00:43:41] The guys that fuck the most.

[00:43:43] I don't think that's what they're doing.

[00:43:45] Yeah, I am.

[00:43:46] You can look it up.

[00:43:48] Check it out.

[00:43:49] Get super leaf.com slash com town.

[00:43:53] Okay.

[00:43:54] And super speciosa instead of.

[00:43:57] Oh, sorry, I'm not supposed to be that part.

[00:44:00] Super speciosa is the name of the cratum.

[00:44:03] Oh, my favorite.

[00:44:04] And get super leaf.com slash com town is the website that you go to to get a special deal

[00:44:12] that legally I'm not allowed to tell you what it is.

[00:44:15] Wow, it's special.

[00:44:17] Because for God.

[00:44:18] It's so legal.

[00:44:21] It's so it's such a good deal that it's anyway.

[00:44:25] If I said it on a podcast that somebody would barch you this door and fucking kill us.

[00:44:31] Let me tell you the eyes.

[00:44:33] Cratum will fuck you.

[00:44:35] Oh, yeah.

[00:44:36] It's not a cure for anything.

[00:44:38] It's a drug that has snuck by.

[00:44:43] It is a real drug.

[00:44:44] That's right.

[00:44:45] And while the fucking.

[00:44:46] It looks like vitamins.

[00:44:48] So it's the best of both worlds.

[00:44:50] You're taking care of yourself and you're the ignoring text messages from women.

[00:44:57] The only people that seem to care about you anymore.

[00:44:59] Yeah, last four.

[00:45:01] The last couple of them.

[00:45:04] Let cratum be the bridge that takes you over to the side of your life where you have no

[00:45:09] meaningful relationship instead of just a couple zone out.

[00:45:13] And here's the thing that's nice about cratum.

[00:45:15] There's no way there's any fentanyl in it.

[00:45:17] So you're 100% safe.

[00:45:23] Just getting cratum.

[00:45:24] Yep.

[00:45:25] You're not going to die.

[00:45:27] You're not going to die.

[00:45:28] You safety standards created by the great American American Association.

[00:45:33] Cratum means that it's 100% legal except for a couple of bands at the state level and

[00:45:38] backwards places like Alabama.

[00:45:40] And don't forget Alabama famously known from the movie Burning Mississippi which takes

[00:45:46] place there.

[00:45:47] Which is what they used to call Alabama.

[00:45:50] This is cross burning Mississippi.

[00:45:52] Because Mississippi at the time was really chill close.

[00:45:55] It's sort of like Paris.

[00:45:56] San Francisco.

[00:45:57] Son, you're basically in the Riviera right now.

[00:46:04] We all suck in and fucking and salute in the black man.

[00:46:08] We all love having sex with the black man.

[00:46:10] We can't wait to desegregate the rest of the dogs.

[00:46:16] Yep.

[00:46:17] So how about race it to me and it's a little mouse underneath the host hat and he's like

[00:46:21] make them sit over there.

[00:46:23] I'm going to keep them boy.

[00:46:26] I'm a section of the restaurant.

[00:46:28] How about that?

[00:46:30] You can't you can't.

[00:46:31] Yeah.

[00:46:32] So the mouse is the racist.

[00:46:33] You can't make people say that that's out of the red.

[00:46:35] It's not me.

[00:46:36] There's a mouse on the mouse.

[00:46:37] He's going to do this so good but he'll stop cooking it for the black people.

[00:46:41] Why don't you just kill the mouse because Mr. Richard here trusted me with him.

[00:46:45] It's a crazy up and long.

[00:46:48] So the reason we have racism is because Richard gear is gay.

[00:46:51] It's because Richard is gay.

[00:46:54] And you can find all that out at getsuperleaf.com slash com town.

[00:46:59] Yep.

[00:47:00] Home of the number one Cratum brand in the United States.

[00:47:04] Super especially.

[00:47:05] Super speciosa.

[00:47:06] AKA get super leaf.

[00:47:08] AKA.

[00:47:09] It's really really not confusing.

[00:47:10] That's really good.

[00:47:11] The brand is very stream on.

[00:47:13] It's really good.

[00:47:14] You know something is good when it has seven websites.

[00:47:17] I can't decide on a name.

[00:47:20] Honestly, that is kind of true.

[00:47:21] If you're that bad at business but you're still in business, it's the last thing that

[00:47:25] your product's good.

[00:47:26] You got the porre.

[00:47:27] Yeah.

[00:47:28] You got the fucking good shit.

[00:47:29] If you don't even have a name for your shit yet and you're buying ads on a car.

[00:47:32] Yeah.

[00:47:33] We think we're going to name it super speciosa or Mr. Leaf or getting pussy the drug.

[00:47:40] The drug.

[00:47:41] Get fucked up.

[00:47:44] You can't.

[00:47:45] Slash rock star powder is what it's going to be.

[00:47:51] It's called Guy Fieri's superpower mix.

[00:47:57] Register trademark and we're going to check with him after.

[00:48:00] We're just going to we know Mr. Fieri Fieri.

[00:48:04] Fieri.

[00:48:05] Guy Fieri.

[00:48:06] No, but they sent me some of this shit and I tell you I had a nice little week.

[00:48:11] Just a terrible speech.

[00:48:15] Couldn't pick up the phone.

[00:48:18] Trying to try to get into the Harry Potter.

[00:48:22] I'm going to see if I can get through this time.

[00:48:27] I'm going to get in.

[00:48:30] Same with the damn about it.

[00:48:33] Get superleaf.com slash com town.

[00:48:36] Where have you gone out?

[00:48:37] You can get $20 million.

[00:48:39] I like coming up on some legal 25x sativa or what's it called?

[00:48:48] Salvia.

[00:48:49] They're coming down on some super speciosa.

[00:48:52] Yeah.

[00:48:53] Yeah.

[00:48:54] We're working on a salvia sponsor.

[00:48:57] That would be awesome if we got a salvia.

[00:49:00] All this shit is lab tested or something.

[00:49:03] Which means it's a scientist.

[00:49:04] Dickhead that went to school to be a scientist is now doing it.

[00:49:07] So actual job.

[00:49:10] Sign where's a lab code?

[00:49:11] It's something called like Earl's dispensaries.

[00:49:14] No.

[00:49:15] And he sits in the back, has things.

[00:49:17] I'm creating.

[00:49:18] He said this shit is good.

[00:49:23] A guy that's stupor the most scientist but smarter than you says that this is good shit.

[00:49:28] I'll take that.

[00:49:29] Get superleaf.com slash com town slash com town slash pussy.

[00:49:36] I'll suck the mess penis.

[00:49:39] My bum, my bum, my bum.

[00:49:41] And then I'll get with you.

[00:49:42] You can't fight a rock.

[00:49:44] Your dick is too small.

[00:49:45] Don't do it.

[00:49:47] Oh hell yeah.

[00:49:49] They said my dick is small.

[00:49:53] And so all my tests to come.

[00:49:59] Yup.

[00:50:00] Yup.

[00:50:01] Said my dick is small.

[00:50:04] And so all my balls are small too.

[00:50:09] I can't get pussy.

[00:50:12] My dick is too small.

[00:50:17] And then I'm going to kill myself because I suck the dick.

[00:50:25] I can't wait to kill myself.

[00:50:32] And I want to fuck your ass in mouth.

[00:50:36] This is a really good one.

[00:50:38] Yeah.

[00:50:39] Do do do do do do do do do do do.

[00:50:42] I'm standing there.

[00:50:45] Let me see your balls.

[00:50:48] Damn, I wish we could.

[00:50:49] I wish we had access to like a go-car track.

[00:50:51] Maybe block a well.

[00:50:52] That would be awesome.

[00:50:53] So we would do the show and then go do a couple of laps.

[00:50:55] Do a couple of laps.

[00:50:56] Do the second one.

[00:50:57] And then just spend an hour recapping who we did what.

[00:51:02] I had one that turns three but.

[00:51:04] Dude, okay.

[00:51:05] That's what we're going to do.

[00:51:07] The next time we go to a cabin we're finding a place with a go-car.

[00:51:10] Like there was probably one literally within a mile of a rec

[00:51:22] thing.

[00:51:23] But instead we did cocaine plate cotam.

[00:51:25] That was fun.

[00:51:26] That was pretty good.

[00:51:27] That was getting pretty angry.

[00:51:28] No, I was fucking being a.

[00:51:29] You're an angry.

[00:51:30] I'm a passionate competitor.

[00:51:31] I got nothing.

[00:51:32] Can I trade with.

[00:51:33] I win.

[00:51:34] I win again.

[00:51:35] I'm pretty good.

[00:51:36] I'm fucking flirting with us to trade.

[00:51:37] Yeah, I fucking idiot.

[00:51:38] Not me.

[00:51:39] Listen, you guys blocked me.

[00:51:40] There's some big and bones.

[00:51:41] I want to get my pants.

[00:51:42] Ringo, are you underwater in horny?

[00:51:45] I'm good.

[00:51:46] I'm good.

[00:51:47] I'm good.

[00:51:48] I'm good.

[00:51:49] I'm good.

[00:51:50] I'm good.

[00:51:51] I'm good.

[00:51:52] I'm good.

[00:51:53] I'm good.

[00:51:54] I'm good.

[00:51:55] I'm good.

[00:51:56] I'm good.

[00:51:57] I'm good.

[00:51:58] I'm good.

[00:51:59] I'm good.

[00:52:01] I'm good.

[00:52:02] I'm good.

[00:52:03] Quick.

[00:52:04] Somebody get Ringo out of that tank for men's comms.

[00:52:09] Ringo.

[00:52:10] His monster's penis.

[00:52:12] He's not underwater.

[00:52:13] He's gay.

[00:52:14] And he's lost his penis.

[00:52:16] Someone call the police.

[00:52:17] He's in the octopus's garden.

[00:52:20] Maybe.

[00:52:22] Lady in red.

[00:52:25] I'm good.

[00:52:30] So when does this new James Bond movie come out?

[00:52:35] 2021 this year.

[00:52:36] I guess we found out.

[00:52:37] Is it 2021 or whatever?

[00:52:38] Yeah, it's 2021, brother.

[00:52:40] Is Barack Obama still present?

[00:52:41] Yeah.

[00:52:42] Best friend is.

[00:52:43] Yeah.

[00:52:44] And I just go into a coma in 2011.

[00:52:46] And you come out now and you're like, just tell me that they didn't

[00:52:49] elect that black guy.

[00:52:50] And you're like, they did.

[00:52:51] You're like, oh!

[00:52:52] You're like, oh!

[00:52:55] Where are we at now?

[00:52:56] It's like, it's just a regular racist old guy.

[00:53:00] I guess I'm broke even.

[00:53:02] Yeah, that is.

[00:53:03] Yeah, that's true.

[00:53:04] I guess everything's kind of fun.

[00:53:05] Everything's all right.

[00:53:06] I mean, nothing's really going to fundamentally change, I guess.

[00:53:10] And the Nazis will probably be back next time.

[00:53:13] Yeah.

[00:53:14] Well, the next is going to elect a Chinese woman.

[00:53:16] And then I'll drive the country insane.

[00:53:18] And then after that, we'll have Swarringen from Deadwood.

[00:53:21] Yep.

[00:53:22] That'd be so sick if you was...

[00:53:24] I just hope the president after that will be Swarringen from John Wick.

[00:53:27] Hell yeah.

[00:53:28] Yes.

[00:53:29] Hello, Jonathan.

[00:53:30] Yeah.

[00:53:31] Welcome.

[00:53:32] The hotel guy.

[00:53:33] Oh, and one more thing.

[00:53:34] I'm going to need a picture of you.

[00:53:36] Wow.

[00:53:39] Everyone has to give me a picture of the picture.

[00:53:41] Here at the Royalle, everyone must show me.

[00:53:43] The painter.

[00:53:44] Total Frank Dusak.

[00:53:46] Yeah.

[00:53:48] Yeah, you know, I haven't been getting into Harry Potter, but I keep getting the urge to

[00:53:55] do mushrooms and watch Lord of the Rings.

[00:53:57] It's not good, man.

[00:53:58] I've never seen it.

[00:53:59] I've tried so many times.

[00:54:01] I don't know why.

[00:54:02] I just want to take mushrooms and watch Lord of the Rings.

[00:54:06] Lord of the Rings, FAG.

[00:54:07] I tried listening to...

[00:54:09] To be an FAG Tolkien.

[00:54:13] J-R-R.

[00:54:16] J-R-R. J-R-R Tolkien.

[00:54:18] I was in the car the other day.

[00:54:21] I'm a fucking ambistle.

[00:54:24] I'm so glad I'm like brain damaged.

[00:54:27] It's awesome.

[00:54:28] It's awesome because I remember six years ago, I was like, all right, time to fucking.

[00:54:33] Time to focus, get smart.

[00:54:35] There's somewhere in there's a smart guy.

[00:54:37] You got to quit all this childish shit.

[00:54:39] You get late 20s and you're like, I should have a brain.

[00:54:43] And then once you get nice, once you start getting settled into your service.

[00:54:48] I fuck this.

[00:54:49] I'm stupid.

[00:54:50] Yeah.

[00:54:51] I'm stupid.

[00:54:52] My dick is small.

[00:54:53] Fuck you.

[00:54:54] I'm gay.

[00:54:55] I'm gay.

[00:54:56] My body's in pain constantly.

[00:54:58] And I'm doing it even more drugs now.

[00:55:01] Right when I should be stopping now is the time to...

[00:55:05] Because when you can feel that risk...

[00:55:07] You know what I mean?

[00:55:09] Yes, you're playing with something now.

[00:55:11] We were actual money.

[00:55:13] We were hanging at the Adams the other day and someone put ketamine in the cocaine and

[00:55:17] I didn't realize it initially.

[00:55:19] And so I thought I was dying.

[00:55:22] And you're just taking it silently.

[00:55:27] You're like, awesome.

[00:55:28] This is just chilling, dude.

[00:55:29] I was like, oh, fuck, snap.

[00:55:32] Okay.

[00:55:33] I was like, I was like a little bit embarrassed.

[00:55:35] Right.

[00:55:36] Because if I had just died, I'm like, I hope I don't just die in front of my friends.

[00:55:40] I'm like a fucking low key hanging out.

[00:55:42] Yeah, I don't live in real life.

[00:55:44] Just like in a guy's house, just sitting in his chair, just be like, yeah, excuse me.

[00:55:50] I'm going to go to my bathroom.

[00:55:52] I'm going to just close my eyes for a second.

[00:55:57] Having to die politely sounds so gay, dude.

[00:56:02] How is that, man?

[00:56:04] I don't know.

[00:56:05] What the fuck else are you supposed to do?

[00:56:07] You're supposed to die.

[00:56:08] You're supposed to scream, be like, fuck no.

[00:56:11] Give me some pussy quick before I die.

[00:56:14] I need one last little piece of pussy.

[00:56:16] Yeah.

[00:56:17] Man, we need to come and do the way cops go out into the street.

[00:56:20] Somebody call me a slambulance.

[00:56:23] I need to bring the slambulance here.

[00:56:26] If you guys see me dying, get on arrows.com immediately.

[00:56:29] Give me a fucking prostitute.

[00:56:31] I need a VMT.

[00:56:33] I need a VMT to do my own thing.

[00:56:35] How do I get my ass out of the bag with resuscitation?

[00:56:38] Resuck me off.

[00:56:39] Resuck me off.

[00:56:40] Fuck, fuck, fuck.

[00:56:41] I think let me fuck your ass.

[00:56:43] Marily, Marily, Marily, Marily, I'm a fucking bitch.

[00:56:47] Oh, oh my god.

[00:56:49] I love it.

[00:56:52] Dick.

[00:56:54] Oh, shit.

[00:56:55] Penis kick.

[00:56:56] Show me your dick.

[00:56:57] Show me a penis.

[00:56:58] Oh baby.

[00:56:59] How do I do this?

[00:57:01] Hey, man, go try to get back in the weed and watch a bunch of Looney tunes.

[00:57:04] Dude, I know.

[00:57:06] You guys are making it.

[00:57:07] No, no, no, no.

[00:57:08] I'm saying because you, I, Looney Tunes are good.

[00:57:10] I'm stealing the idea.

[00:57:12] We laughed at some.

[00:57:14] Looney Tunes are good.

[00:57:16] It's a, Bugs Bunny is funny.

[00:57:18] I'm gonna get a bull Lucky Charms.

[00:57:19] Bugs Bunny isn't funny.

[00:57:21] Yes, he is, dude.

[00:57:22] He's an asshole.

[00:57:23] Okay.

[00:57:24] I'm more of a, I'm more, I'm feeling more of a road runner kind of.

[00:57:27] That's great too.

[00:57:28] Yeah.

[00:57:29] It's a nice bit that they execute well.

[00:57:31] You know what's also good is the old bitch that owns Tweety

[00:57:34] Bird, the episodes that feature the old bitch.

[00:57:37] Yes.

[00:57:38] I do like her.

[00:57:39] She's trying to do shit.

[00:57:40] There's one where she's trying to drive her.

[00:57:41] She drives a Nash Metropolitan.

[00:57:43] And don't they make her like a witch later?

[00:57:45] I don't remember her.

[00:57:46] Well, it's because you're fucking idiot.

[00:57:48] That's what they're called, right?

[00:57:49] I was watching the smart shit.

[00:57:50] A Nash Metropolitan.

[00:57:51] When I was that age, I was watching the McLaughlin.

[00:57:54] Swordfish.

[00:57:55] Yes, I was.

[00:57:56] I was watching swordfish.

[00:57:57] I was watching swordfish.

[00:57:58] I was watching swordfish.

[00:57:59] Watching Hugh Jackman getting sucked off while he was trying to hack code.

[00:58:03] Yeah, that is good.

[00:58:04] That is the best scene in all of cinema.

[00:58:06] It's close.

[00:58:07] And John Dravolta makes him get his dick sucked at gunpoint while trying to hack.

[00:58:14] That's how he knows he's got somebody who can go to war with it.

[00:58:17] Also, John Dravolta's wig in that movie is so funny.

[00:58:20] I know.

[00:58:21] That guy's been bald for like 35 years.

[00:58:24] Yeah.

[00:58:25] It's pathetic, honestly.

[00:58:26] His soul patch?

[00:58:27] It's pathetic to hide from who you are.

[00:58:29] And honestly, I feel bad that I was doing it for so long.

[00:58:32] I might have had two years with the beard in I think May and I'm going to go 90s go T.

[00:58:39] Fuck yeah.

[00:58:40] And I'm going to get some khakis with a cell phone belt.

[00:58:43] Yes.

[00:58:44] Just a fucked up supercut haircut.

[00:58:46] Yes.

[00:58:47] Just like I've come to the side.

[00:58:49] Just fucking an absolute just like a red guy on like a high blood pressure.

[00:58:54] Start taking niacin and like just to turn red.

[00:58:58] Like always like reading about military history and saluting people McDonald's.

[00:59:03] Absolutely.

[00:59:04] Yes sir.

[00:59:05] Yeah.

[00:59:06] I'm going to become just a middle age fucking just piece of shit.

[00:59:11] That rocks.

[00:59:12] Start wearing a wedding ring and then just like hit on 17 year olds.

[00:59:15] I'm going up.

[00:59:17] I'm married.

[00:59:18] So yeah, we're both just becoming what are you all doing?

[00:59:21] You're looking for boyfriends.

[00:59:22] Yeah.

[00:59:23] Yeah.

[00:59:24] Absolutely dude.

[00:59:25] Like this hair really was the key to becoming a fucking Greek fucking idiot.

[00:59:29] Yeah.

[00:59:30] Just ignore like yourself.

[00:59:32] Thanks man.

[00:59:33] Then you've ever looked before.

[00:59:34] I appreciate that.

[00:59:35] This is your best look.

[00:59:36] I keep saying.

[00:59:37] As much as people are like people get mad at the beard and say that you need to shave.

[00:59:42] Wait till you see how mad they are about the 90s.

[00:59:45] It's going to be awesome.

[00:59:46] It's because people are thinking well it can't be worse than the beard.

[00:59:49] It'll be worse.

[00:59:50] The man's got a gift for looking stupid.

[00:59:52] I believe me.

[00:59:55] It's going to look bad.

[00:59:57] You go sling blade on top 90s.

[01:00:02] Awesome dude.

[01:00:05] And Adam will continue to be a coward who takes no risks.

[01:00:09] You're a nice boy.

[01:00:11] What are you going to do?

[01:00:13] You need a look refresh dude.

[01:00:16] You're not a chameleon at all.

[01:00:18] What do you mean I had that mustache for two years and then I shaved it.

[01:00:21] No one remembers your mustache because everyone remembers my mustache.

[01:00:24] We have better mustache than you.

[01:00:26] That's bullshit.

[01:00:27] Honestly Adam and I'm not even saying this to be rude to you.

[01:00:31] No one remembers your mustache.

[01:00:32] That is rude.

[01:00:33] I'm not saying I don't even need anyone to remember it.

[01:00:38] I need to remember that I was there and now it's gone.

[01:00:42] For a look refresh I think I'm going to try to do more of a western wear look.

[01:00:48] See that might be something for you.

[01:00:50] You get back in the western suit would be cool.

[01:00:53] A western suit would be great.

[01:00:55] Nice bolo.

[01:00:56] 10 gallon hats.

[01:00:57] 10 gallon hats.

[01:00:58] Yeah.

[01:00:59] What's wrong with that?

[01:01:00] I love when you're at the airport and you see this guy is going to do business.

[01:01:02] You need to take a measure of the fucking beard while you have it.

[01:01:04] Well with the western.

[01:01:06] That's why it's so hard to shave the beard because it's like once it's gone it's gone.

[01:01:10] You can't go back to having a giant beard.

[01:01:12] You put a lot of work into it.

[01:01:14] I mean it might not shave.

[01:01:15] It would take eight months to get back to like you know something close to this.

[01:01:18] Where you wouldn't really be able to tell the difference.

[01:01:20] Right right right.

[01:01:21] But it's not about that though man.

[01:01:23] It is.

[01:01:24] It's about the era.

[01:01:25] Yeah.

[01:01:26] It's about the era continuing.

[01:01:27] I got it.

[01:01:28] I understand.

[01:01:29] Oh fuck.

[01:01:30] Yeah it's hard.

[01:01:31] One of the biggest mistakes was growing a big beard because then you can't.

[01:01:35] I mean really it's very hard to get rid of it.

[01:01:38] Yeah absolutely.

[01:01:39] Yeah I mean I'm I don't know God knows how long I'm going to grow my hair out.

[01:01:44] It's so funny.

[01:01:45] I know.

[01:01:46] I want that.

[01:01:48] Imagine if you shaved it now.

[01:01:49] Oh I can't.

[01:01:50] To be more.

[01:01:51] If somebody like Samson somebody cut my hair that's the way to hurt me.

[01:01:55] It's the only way to hurt me.

[01:01:56] No I mean it would also just be like not worth it at all.

[01:01:59] You have so you have you have a place you need to get to.

[01:02:02] I know I got to get to.

[01:02:03] There's no reason to grow your hair out to this link.

[01:02:05] I've been allowing myself.

[01:02:06] I'll cut this looks great.

[01:02:07] You got so you cut the mustache.

[01:02:09] You're going to go on that look.

[01:02:11] I'll cut the mustache because that grows back relatively quickly.

[01:02:14] I like that.

[01:02:16] Go Amish for a sec.

[01:02:18] You go Chechen.

[01:02:19] Oh yeah yeah yeah.

[01:02:20] Oh Muslim.

[01:02:21] What's his name Bev Batal for whatever the fuck.

[01:02:25] Carter of?

[01:02:27] Yeah.

[01:02:28] Suck me off.

[01:02:29] Suck me off.

[01:02:31] Suck me off.

[01:02:32] Well folks if you enjoy the show and you want to donate money to the muscular disc.

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