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Ep. 249 - basketball

Cum Town | Regular | 03/03/2021

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[00:00:15] Oh, yes, yes, sir.

[00:00:19] Second a heart as dick. I want some penis

[00:00:27] Leathergy thing going on this week so it's been like I'm worried about doing it

[00:00:31] But now that I'm getting boosted off crack. Yeah, dude. Now that you're carbo loading

[00:00:35] Yeah, it's about to be fucking on turbo on double triple turbo this episode

[00:00:39] Yeah, good for crackers and cigarettes. Oh, yeah crack. I smell crackers and see the rats

[00:00:49] That you like a pussy there you go. Go ahead bump it. I am fucking game

[00:00:56] Go ahead with your gay ass Adam

[00:01:01] That's another dicks on my cock nice dude

[00:01:04] That was awesome

[00:01:09] That was really fucking well done. Thanks, bro sucking on the middle of the dick. No condom

[00:01:25] Dude that was a real moment in the culture, huh?

[00:01:28] What a time to be alive. Oh my gosh. What a great record. We're coming to fuck a guy

[00:01:33] What a man what a time to fuck a guy

[00:01:37] It's me and yours. It's me and mine. That's yours. First me and mine. I

[00:01:43] Got a big penis and I want to get some

[00:01:50] That was a that was a great record it was a horrible time in my life

[00:01:53] And suckin suckin on a penis suckin on a fucking home as they come gay now. I just want to give up in my hands

[00:02:03] Yeah, that was a that was honestly cuz Drake was basically Kirby and he would suck all the

[00:02:11] rappers below him and take their powers until he fucking came up against future who was too powerful to steal from yeah

[00:02:17] And if anything future actually he owned Drake you got sucked by that Drake

[00:02:23] Yeah, future suck Drake Drake didn't suck future you're talking you're listening to realize hip-hop podcast

[00:02:30] Was a real acid pop heads. Yeah, we're talking about albums from six years ago

[00:02:35] That we still think about six years ago was basically last year. I agree once you once you've acquired age

[00:02:41] You know what the podcast didn't exist when what a time to be alive came out. Yeah, it's true

[00:02:45] We have to get we had to mention back when we were like

[00:02:54] Just one more time just fucking game pussy my Camara

[00:03:01] I was on the vars I was the varsi and Adam or hanging out in the back here and push together

[00:03:07] Yeah, we're part of a hot rod crew. Yeah, I got dinner and girls girls go crazy for classic cars

[00:03:16] Dude, you guys were in your fucking

[00:03:17] Bears when women see me drop by in my Ford Model A

[00:03:24] And finished in Chinese yellow and baby blue fenders

[00:03:29] That's right, baby girl. I don't have a seat belt cuz they weren't around. She's like is that Donald Duck

[00:03:34] I

[00:03:36] Get out no pants sailors fucking little bow

[00:03:44] Oh, yeah, why don't you come on do this bow with your throat bitch

[00:03:49] My brother went off the fight to hunt. Yep. I'm coming back. You can suck the ribbon

[00:03:57] No, it's how that was life six years ago

[00:03:59] Before I got three hundred and fifty pounds in crackers

[00:04:04] Well, we had to keep waiting for we just so I could do

[00:04:09] Impression

[00:04:11] Anybody know suck my fucking dick my dick you bitch. I'm fucking gay now. I was talking to a guy

[00:04:20] I want my penis rubbed until it I explode

[00:04:24] Come massage this hairy fucking chode

[00:04:31] How you doing folks this next song folks? How you doing? I wanted to ask if any of you have seen the movie grandma's boy

[00:04:37] I watched you my hotel room last night beautiful

[00:04:50] So you got a great family does anyone ever told you look like Ricky from Malibu's most

[00:04:57] I'm only fooling we're just having fun. I'm sucking off for blacks

[00:05:02] I'm gonna tell you you look like you look like half half tooth Larry

[00:05:08] Remember that guy he was he was one of the fabricators on Monster Garage

[00:05:14] Big fat that's a stretch even for us

[00:05:19] We don't know what you're talking about

[00:05:23] Shut up

[00:05:25] Shut up and suck me off I

[00:05:28] I paid a child $40 for some time

[00:05:33] Hush money is such a funny concept

[00:05:36] That like you do the rape up front and then after the fact you're like let's settle up. What's this good cost? Yeah

[00:05:44] Okay, you got me by the balls here, but be reasonable. Mm-hmm. It's a very um, what's like that's how I'm

[00:05:51] It's his name Robert Moses. That's how he would fuck children if he could really you get the fucking in first

[00:05:58] Oh, I think because because it's uh, it's the way to do business. It is ask do what is it the fuck first ask for permission later?

[00:06:07] Yes

[00:06:11] I was gonna call him. Are you getting a call from a guy from a guy from Jonas?

[00:06:16] All right, what I don't know how to find out who Jonas is. Yeah, they're gonna get all of your friends have names like that. Yeah

[00:06:24] Sebastian's also calling us a bash

[00:06:26] No Christopher's not one of them. No, it's not Ezra. I don't have a friend. I'm Sebastian. No, I'm film

[00:06:47] My penis can get huh my friend Ephraim

[00:06:50] I dude my college roommate one year was named Ephraim. He was Ethiopian. He's awesome. He was fat as shit

[00:06:58] You got pussy all the time

[00:07:09] Do I have a game he he had a girlfriend that looked like him but hot like cartoon characters have girlfriends

[00:07:16] Yeah, like you know the chipmunks all had

[00:07:18] He literally had this is my girlfriend hot, but she was hugely the open she had big TV shoes don't get the

[00:07:24] Girl's that was not her name

[00:07:28] His name wasn't mr. Dogg a con whose Ephraim miss you know I was very clear with what his name was and why would

[00:07:36] Okay, I don't remember her name, but I am 100% positive that was not her name

[00:07:48] If you excuse me I forgot to have my my afternoon banana

[00:07:53] Okay, that happens to be a good healthy snack. So I'm gonna let that slide because I have diabetes, okay

[00:08:00] I think he did have blood sugar levels. He did have some kind of health issues. I remember correctly

[00:08:05] Not a golden banana. It's a regular one. Oh, right

[00:08:11] That's of course her name is Elizabeth

[00:08:13] It don't miss his dog a con is a fun pet name between the two because we love Nintendo

[00:08:18] No, not that second part that you tried to sneak in just Nintendo

[00:08:34] For sure, yeah, they're beautiful. Yeah, shut down to the Ethiopian shuts out to the oratorians also out there

[00:08:42] Shouts out with your fucking big big big four heads shots. I was a going on a sexy big forehead. Yeah, they have big

[00:08:48] I'm trying to give you a little smooch on that round ass for you. They do look cute

[00:08:53] And they're like tall and slender beautiful, you know, I went when I was sold cars. There was like a I

[00:08:59] Think he was a rich re and he's either Ethiopian or rich. Mm-hmm guy came in this bald and he had pointy shoe

[00:09:06] He looked like a pirate. Yeah, like a Caribbean

[00:09:08] Yeah, I was like this is one of the coolest people. Yeah, but like a navigator with cash. Oh

[00:09:16] Maybe he was a pirate. Mm-hmm came off the tanker. Mm-hmm. I watched a movie about a pirate called

[00:09:23] I'm I watched a movie called Captain Blood. It's starring my boy, Errol Hurt

[00:09:28] Errol Flynn. Yeah, Errol Hurt. Errol Hurt. I mean Errol, Errol, my name is Errol Hurt. That's not a bad name. My little name is

[00:09:48] discana. Errol, discana. That's good man. That's good. I'm good brother. Can I get a little piece?

[00:10:03] Suck my digging balls. You know what's cool about oranges is that the season for them is winter. That is cool.

[00:10:10] Fruits and you don't think winter. What the fuck is this bullshit people are like, oh fruit's empty.

[00:10:16] I've never gone to grocery store and I'm gonna. Hold on. It's not a bullshit thing. It's one of the most basic things in from the world.

[00:10:24] No, because I go to a grocery store and I'm like I need apples. Yeah, they're shittier certain times of the year.

[00:10:28] Apples are better in the fall. Yeah, they gotta get them flowing in. Yeah, you get some bullshit, lab grown apple or some dog shit.

[00:10:35] That is a good orange. Mm-hmm. Oranges are better in the winter. Stone fruits are better in the summer.

[00:10:41] I know how to pick them. Here. Apples are in the fall. Thanks for having the rest.

[00:10:45] What is it with the oranges and they have like their brother growing out of them at the end?

[00:10:49] So true. I don't like that. I don't know if it's a brother. That's not how brothers work.

[00:10:53] Well, what if it's signed? It could be like a fucked up pygmy brother. Yeah, Adam's like getting fucked in the ass by his dad and he's like,

[00:10:59] I'm gonna have a brother. My dad's incredibly rude.

[00:11:04] That's incredibly rude. Get everyone in schools with me jealous. My dad's making a brother.

[00:11:10] I get to have my own brother. I'm gonna have my own brother. Just like mommy made me make a brother.

[00:11:17] I'm my own mommy now. I'm the mommy. That's look. That's mean but very funny.

[00:11:27] Why is it? Suck me on the day because you're accusing his father of fucking him in the ass.

[00:11:36] Wow. Yeah, but I guess in the joke I was kind of the puller of string. No, no, you're getting molested straight up.

[00:11:43] No, no, no, no. Don't even try and fluke this in the joke. The brother is the hush bunny in the suit.

[00:11:48] Yeah. Yeah. You're being told you're having a brother but you're getting molested by your dad.

[00:11:54] You think there was anyone ever, anyone that was molested for Pokemon cards? Definitely.

[00:11:58] Without question, like thousands of kids. That's probably one of the most common ways people were molested.

[00:12:06] Like, guess you got a charge. Whoa, how'd you do it? Shut up. Don't even, I don't remember.

[00:12:16] I found it. Dude, without question. Yeah. Just now you're like fucking, you're 28 years old.

[00:12:26] You're just like trying to take the DSA seriously. Just press down the memory of sucking dick for a shiny fliffery.

[00:12:35] I was thinking maybe our subcommittee as a fun thing. Our mascot could be Snorlax. No, no.

[00:12:45] I'm sorry. We can do whatever you want. That's offensive. Some of us may have been raped for that.

[00:12:55] Not me. But some people could have. Dude, absolutely. A lot of people got molested for Pokemon cards without question.

[00:13:06] Oh, that would have been a good one. I got fleeced by one of my neighbors. He told me the Japanese Pokemon cards are worth more.

[00:13:11] Yeah, that's why I thought too. And I got, and he took all my good cards for a bunch of bullshit.

[00:13:16] You couldn't even read. Shit, I couldn't even read. Dude, I got, and you know what, dude? What was really fucked up?

[00:13:22] Was he worked? His dad was my dad was his dad's boss. So I let this fucking man. You know, so that was the workers.

[00:13:31] The workers over there. Dude. Yeah. How dare these motherfuckers. Dude, you walk in to a certain sort.

[00:13:37] Yep. Act like the rich kid. The rich kid in Greek town. The rich kid in Greek town who somehow had a shittier house.

[00:13:46] I think my dad was just paying that guy. My dad just wanted to pretend he was rich. So he had it in the form.

[00:13:52] Like their house was so much nicer than ours. All his shit was better. I mean, he was an only child, but I had more as I had, you know, two brothers cousin.

[00:14:00] You got a ski race that guy down the mountain. Well, that kid was also being molested. So that's true.

[00:14:05] Yeah. The house nice to hush him up. That'd be funny if he got molested.

[00:14:11] It's about just money. And it's just like you can tell a couple of people. Just keep it quiet. Yeah.

[00:14:18] Hush is total silence. Yeah. But shush. Is usually discretion. Yeah.

[00:14:23] People voice God. Yeah. Only wisdom into the fellows.

[00:14:30] That Pokemon card thing is very funny to me. Just bad deals. Oh, yeah.

[00:14:38] Damn, that guy really got me. And I didn't feel good about it either. He really, you know what he did to me?

[00:14:44] He treated me like Al Pacino. He was Al Pacino in the Garen Glen Ross. Oh. No. He wasn't in the untouchable.

[00:14:52] Yeah, I know. I'm thinking of Andy Garcia. That is true. Didn't he play? What was Andy Garcia?

[00:14:59] He was Sonny's love child and his father's brother that grew out of his ass. That's right. Just like the heart.

[00:15:07] That's right. Or was he? No. Italians are like that too. Was he in Carlito's way? No, right?

[00:15:13] Godfather three. That's what I just talked about. I hope Donald Trump becomes president again in 2024.

[00:15:18] How funny was that? I would love it. Do you think people were upset last time? Yeah. Oh my God.

[00:15:24] And he's going to it's like what does he have to lose? He can't run for reelection.

[00:15:28] They're going to keep talking about like this is just how like Hitler went to jail and he came back.

[00:15:32] But it would be funny if this cycle continues and Donald Trump lives to be like 130 and then he'll like he'll come back being even shit at your president.

[00:15:41] Burn down the White House. Yep. You know like fucking like I'm turning it. I'm opening an orange Julius.

[00:15:48] Like did you get worse or more every time? Yeah. And then there's just some dickhead, you know, Democrat.

[00:15:54] And then Donald Trump escapes from prison and becomes president. Because president again. Yeah.

[00:15:58] We're like, all right. If he loses, he goes to jail. But if he wins, he gets to be president.

[00:16:03] Yeah, he just keeps us and they're like, Oh, Kamala's not losing. You better believe.

[00:16:08] There's no way from Arkham, dude. He's like the Joker. Fuck yeah. I'll be honest. It's just like comic books.

[00:16:14] You got a picture of him. He's not looking too good. Trumpy. Yeah. He's looked like shit for years. Who cares?

[00:16:19] I tell you, I didn't watch any of the I saw a couple clips. He's got the magic.

[00:16:23] I didn't see any of the clips, but just the stills of him at CPAC with his like classic huge ass.

[00:16:30] His dumper is so weird. Yeah. Just leave. I mean, he has a duck spot. His fucking skeleton.

[00:16:36] I would love to see. I would love to dig an elk in an extra. I would love to see him without his clothes on.

[00:16:41] Absolutely. How much shit do you think he has in his hole? We're gonna sit out on the pond and there's gonna be little pieces of bread.

[00:16:48] And we're gonna nibble on the bread. It's gonna be beautiful.

[00:16:51] Dude, I bet you that guy got a colonic. He would lose like 50 pounds. He's probably got a lot of shit.

[00:16:57] Although I respect the Diet Coke. I don't shit, folks. I've been shit in years.

[00:17:02] Dr. St. is bad for me. I've been taking a dump in four years. How he stands is fucking awesome.

[00:17:08] Yeah, his stance is amazing. I guess that's true. He's like leaning forward a little bit.

[00:17:12] Always. He's on Twitter all the time, but half his guys aren't ever on the internet.

[00:17:17] So he goes to CPAC. He probably crushed. Well, he's offline. So I was hoping that he'd really save his best zingers for CPAC,

[00:17:25] but it seems like the clips I saw were mostly scripted speech.

[00:17:29] Obviously, it was like watching Chappelle come back. Yeah. Not quite as good as his prime books.

[00:17:35] Still some beautiful moments. Yeah. I went to Africa. My father said, if she never gets bad, you gotta go to Africa.

[00:17:42] You gotta get your mind right. The white man's trying to take my money away from me. He should just tease running and then hire like Shane Gillis and Tim secretly

[00:17:51] and just start to treat everything like stand up. That would be awesome. You know, he's the best comedian in the world.

[00:17:57] Yeah. Yeah. Whatever he can do to hurt the country. I'm all bored.

[00:18:04] Just suck my fucking dick. It is. Yeah. Damn. I bet. What do you think his days are like, man?

[00:18:14] Now just chilling. He lives at a country club, bro. He's probably bummed about Tiger.

[00:18:21] That's true. That was his guy. That was his boy. He's my tiger. We used to fuck dogs together.

[00:18:28] I am like legitimately relieved Cuomo's getting the axe. Yeah. Cause that was a little part of me was worried.

[00:18:35] Well, now you have to say thank you to the to the gals over at the Me Too movement. Yeah, I'll say thank you.

[00:18:41] Long slow. No, I'm talking. You're a nice. You'll write a note. You'll write a nice name.

[00:18:49] You let him slow. I'm fucking slow.

[00:18:54] Yeah, I'm really glad he's getting his come up and see that. But will you think they're going to make a design?

[00:18:59] Like the dumb shit that he can do. He's hiring defense attorneys. It's always the most pathetic.

[00:19:04] The most pathetic Me Too. Like Al Franken got canceled for like pretending to touch a woman's tits.

[00:19:10] Yeah. Yeah. Over a flak jacket. Over a flak jacket. And Cuomo's like just horrifically bad at hitting on people.

[00:19:17] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, the youngest I would go is how old are you again? Twenty five. Twenty four is the youngest I would go.

[00:19:28] Do you have a boyfriend? Is he an effeminate dinosaur? Have you ever considered having sex with an effeminate dinosaur?

[00:19:41] Perhaps Bonnie, if the suit was made out of an old trash bag filled with vomit. I am going to open my penis.

[00:19:53] Something like that. You know, this is what they do to all three. It is so funny. He straight up just killed a bunch of old people.

[00:19:59] Yeah, but he's getting it for being bad and trying to get posted. It's so funny. He killed a million old people.

[00:20:07] He's covered up the numbers. But like, but he rules. But he pulls one of these on sorry and he's got to go.

[00:20:14] Yeah. That I gave him the clothes. Yeah. I'm sorry for doing the claw. My friend, the Z's taught me this.

[00:20:23] My friend. It's Randy. He does a very funny thing. He does a good camera. He's going to be funny for the people to listen to this.

[00:20:32] I didn't know if you guys switched mics. So I'm quiet and stuff. I've just been clipping.

[00:20:40] Dude, I told you Adam. I told you I had the right mic. You fucking idiot.

[00:20:44] Well, oh yeah, because you're on the box now. I did you the courtesy of the box. I did you the courtesy of sitting on the box.

[00:20:50] I appreciate not being on the box. Bluechoo.com. Bluechoo.com.

[00:20:57] I'm sorry. I took a bluechoo and I have 20 more minutes of maintaining a direction.

[00:21:04] They got me. They sent me a stern note that says you can't say I took a bluechoo.

[00:21:11] You have to say I chew the bluechoo? Yes. They say bluechoo is the company, not the product.

[00:21:18] What the fuck? Oh, it's the latitude and the fill until dollar fillers. I have no fucking idea.

[00:21:22] What the fuck? You took a latitude and the fillers. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't blow my nose into a fucking Kleenex.

[00:21:27] Just in case this is your first episode of Comtown. Say if you're new to the show.

[00:21:31] Say if you're one of Cuomo's victims and you're looking for comfort and you're one of the smooth velvety sounds of an autistic man.

[00:21:39] He's ready to make it up to you long and slow. It's slow.

[00:21:42] Who's right with the assistance of pills sold by the company Bluechoo? Right, but not...

[00:21:49] It's a dick pill company. It's a dick chewable company. Do not refer to Bluechoo's tablets as pills or bluechoo.

[00:21:56] Bluechoo is the company, not the product. Okay, so what the fuck does that mean?

[00:22:01] Suck my hard ass because of you dick. How about that? Yeah, which thank you for that.

[00:22:05] Thank you for making it hard so that you can suck it.

[00:22:11] Do not refer to the tablet as Bluechoo, as in Papa Bluechoo.

[00:22:14] Papa Bluechoo, take the Bluechoo. Bluechoo is the service that delivers the chewable.

[00:22:19] So, Dan, if it's not our fault, your branding is so strong. This is good for you.

[00:22:23] It's good. It looks like something called Bluechoo. It's literally blue.

[00:22:27] It's blue and you chew it, but you know what? That's not what it is, Adam.

[00:22:30] Yeah, it's gonna be funny when, like, next week, though, like, FBI kicks down the door of their office because we referred to it as a Bluechoo.

[00:22:37] And these people all get Dallas Buyers Club.

[00:22:40] Yeah, there's definitely some kind of legal shit.

[00:22:42] It'd be great if Dallas Buyers Club is about a guy whose dick doesn't work.

[00:22:45] That would be awesome.

[00:22:46] Yeah, and everyone in the town's like, he's a fucking homo.

[00:22:49] You're not a dumb man.

[00:22:50] You're not a dumb man.

[00:22:51] You're not a dumb man.

[00:22:52] We saw him at the urinal trying to get his dick heart.

[00:22:57] I demand, in the middle of the night, we took him out into a field and made him get his dick heart.

[00:23:03] I'm a guy.

[00:23:04] Mississippi limp.

[00:23:05] And it's brought to you by Bluechoo.com.

[00:23:08] It's bloodtibibibluchew.com.

[00:23:10] It has a really nice type of product called the tablet.

[00:23:13] Yeah, it's a fucking tablet.

[00:23:15] You know, like an iPad?

[00:23:16] Yeah.

[00:23:17] I'm gonna iPad or a Kindle.

[00:23:19] Bluechoo is a unique online service that delivers the same active ingredients as Viagra and

[00:23:25] Cialis, but inshueable form and added a fraction of the cost.

[00:23:29] Here's why it's nice because it's subscription.

[00:23:32] Yeah.

[00:23:33] You know?

[00:23:34] Yep.

[00:23:35] You don't have to think about it.

[00:23:36] Once you get through the, you do all the upfront stuff, you have a quick little meeting with a zoom meeting with a doctor.

[00:23:43] Then the pills just show up to, sorry, the tablet.

[00:23:46] The tablet.

[00:23:47] The tablet.

[00:23:48] The tablet.

[00:23:49] Show up in perpetuity.

[00:23:50] And for God's sakes, whatever you do, don't refer to them as pills.

[00:23:54] Because you'll die if you, because yep, your dick will turn soft if you're gonna get sued.

[00:24:01] It's an online prescription service and a visit to the doctor, no awkward conversations, no waiting in line at the pharmacy.

[00:24:07] Mm-hmm.

[00:24:08] And it ships right to your door in a discrete package.

[00:24:11] And that's a GIS C-R-E-E-T.

[00:24:15] That's awesome.

[00:24:17] The other discrete would mean that it was shipped to you.

[00:24:21] Something about numbers, right?

[00:24:22] Separate.

[00:24:23] Discrete.

[00:24:24] Are discrete numbers something?

[00:24:26] That's probably some math shit.

[00:24:28] Yeah.

[00:24:29] You're trying to sneak in your math days back when you're-

[00:24:31] I don't have math days.

[00:24:32] Back when you-

[00:24:33] Back when you-

[00:24:34] You never had that.

[00:24:35] You worked at the Rand Corporation.

[00:24:36] Yeah, I did.

[00:24:37] He's a think tank guy.

[00:24:39] Mm-hmm.

[00:24:40] I was, I was a fucking, I was getting pussy from Ein Rand.

[00:24:44] Blue-choose licensed medical providers work with you to find them right at the end.

[00:24:48] And Atlas sucked.

[00:24:49] What's that?

[00:24:51] Uh, there's something about they work with you to find the right-

[00:24:55] Yeah, you go to a doctor, he gives you some tablets.

[00:24:58] You chew them and your dick gets hard on you by the being by the boom.

[00:25:02] Why use it?

[00:25:03] You just get to pick which one you want.

[00:25:04] Perfers-

[00:25:05] Yeah.

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[00:25:08] What are you-

[00:25:09] What kind of guy are you perfers-

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[00:25:22] I like the-

[00:25:23] I think the sed-

[00:25:24] Actually, Dallofil, the Seattleis.

[00:25:25] The Dallofilis.

[00:25:26] The Dallofilis Viagra.

[00:25:27] It's more-

[00:25:28] Yeah, it's a little slow burn.

[00:25:29] Slow burn?

[00:25:30] Yeah, dude.

[00:25:31] I'm waiting around for Cuomo's victims to come by.

[00:25:35] Yeah, exactly.

[00:25:36] You take one a day to always be hard.

[00:25:39] Ready for them to make it up to them long and slow.

[00:25:43] So, what did he-

[00:25:44] Did he touch anybody?

[00:25:45] He just tried to-

[00:25:46] No.

[00:25:47] No.

[00:25:48] That's a gay question.

[00:25:49] That's awesome.

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[00:26:02] I'm really fucking hardcore gentlemen, dude.

[00:26:05] There's our fords in Pittsburgh by the cast of Dear Hunter.

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[00:26:23] Wow.

[00:26:24] I mean, you used to be what was?

[00:26:26] You used to be like free shipping, right?

[00:26:27] No, you just pay the shipping.

[00:26:29] You just pay the shipping.

[00:26:30] Now-

[00:26:31] The same deal.

[00:26:32] Oh, it's the same deal.

[00:26:33] Or no, it's better.

[00:26:34] And now for the don'ts.

[00:26:36] Do not refer to Bluechoo.

[00:26:38] Do not discuss or advocate mixing Bluechoo with any other prescription or recreational

[00:26:43] driver.

[00:26:44] Yeah, we wouldn't.

[00:26:45] Did we ever done that?

[00:26:46] I mean, yeah.

[00:26:47] Private problem.

[00:26:48] Do not discuss or juggle-

[00:26:49] I was there a bit of activity with Bluechoo.

[00:26:51] For example, jokes about sharing prescriptions- okay.

[00:26:54] So don't do any of that, but here's what you do.

[00:26:57] You get your subscription to Bluechoo, and then you rent a yacht.

[00:27:01] You go out to international waters, and then you share the prescription with your friends

[00:27:05] and mix it.

[00:27:07] Yeah, with ketamine.

[00:27:09] With drugs and alcohol.

[00:27:10] You finally share it with your friends, but the only thing you didn't take out on the yacht

[00:27:14] was girls.

[00:27:15] And make sure you're in-

[00:27:16] You forgot the girls.

[00:27:17] You were so-

[00:27:18] You're like, all right, I'm on the Bluechoo.

[00:27:20] One of you guys beyond the drugs, one of you on the alcohol.

[00:27:23] Then you realize, wait, nobody was in charge of the girls.

[00:27:25] You got the yacht.

[00:27:26] You're playing well.

[00:27:27] We're here.

[00:27:28] The most pimp yacht.

[00:27:29] Now keep in mind, it's very important that you do this in international waters.

[00:27:33] It can't be off the coast of Florida.

[00:27:35] You can't even be by the US Virgin Islands.

[00:27:38] Yeah.

[00:27:39] You need to be straight in the middle of the fucking ocean.

[00:27:41] International waters, and then you- here, let me see what else it says.

[00:27:45] Jokes about giving it to someone annoyingly.

[00:27:47] So make sure you give it to someone annoyingly.

[00:27:49] Yeah, but in international waters.

[00:27:51] International waters.

[00:27:52] Wow.

[00:27:53] We're James Bond-led.

[00:27:55] You can go out there and fuck James Bond-

[00:28:01] You get your dick hard?

[00:28:03] On Ben's nose and fuck James Bond in international waters.

[00:28:07] When you take the tablets provided by the unique online service Bluechoo.

[00:28:13] I can't wait to go home and take a chewable tablet.

[00:28:25] I got a- I got a- because I fucked up like I still had my prescription going when the

[00:28:30] quarantine started.

[00:28:31] Me too.

[00:28:32] So I had like a backlog and then I burned through all of those.

[00:28:35] Yeah, I'm close.

[00:28:36] I'm close to burning through the backlog myself.

[00:28:38] Yeah.

[00:28:39] I tried to go natural for a while, but it just don't hit the same.

[00:28:42] No, I'm clean.

[00:28:43] Shut the fuck up.

[00:28:44] I have been clean.

[00:28:45] You weigh 90 pounds.

[00:28:46] I know that's why.

[00:28:48] It's because I'm in love and I weigh 90 pounds.

[00:28:51] Yeah.

[00:28:52] When I was in love, my dick worked too, pal.

[00:28:54] All right.

[00:28:55] Now I'm out here just sucking and fucking and I need pharmaceuticals.

[00:28:59] Yeah.

[00:29:00] No, there's no shame in saying that.

[00:29:02] Oh, God.

[00:29:03] Bluechoo.com.

[00:29:04] Promo Coom Town.

[00:29:06] Yeah.

[00:29:07] All right.

[00:29:08] Check out.

[00:29:09] We should have like a Mark Henry versus the machine.

[00:29:11] My dick on chef.

[00:29:12] We should have John Henry fuck your girlfriend.

[00:29:13] Are you masturbate?

[00:29:14] John Henry versus.

[00:29:15] Yeah.

[00:29:16] Who's the machine?

[00:29:17] The computer that you're looking at.

[00:29:19] Yeah.

[00:29:20] The gig porn you're watching on.

[00:29:22] I'm finished.

[00:29:25] I am finished.

[00:29:27] Well, I.

[00:29:28] That would be that would be a funny.

[00:29:36] Like some steamed punk vibrator on a woman's clip.

[00:29:41] Oh, a guy dressed like John Henry Fox.

[00:29:43] Yeah.

[00:29:44] And then there's just a guy dressed like a prospector next to this.

[00:29:47] I've been like, is he going to do it?

[00:29:49] There's a ball going to do it.

[00:29:51] He dies of a heart attack before.

[00:29:54] Yeah.

[00:29:55] Not from pills, not tablets though.

[00:29:58] Yeah.

[00:29:59] No, from tab.

[00:30:00] The danger of pills versus tablets.

[00:30:02] All right.

[00:30:03] Yeah.

[00:30:06] Just make sure you don't do anything illegal.

[00:30:08] I'll tell you.

[00:30:09] Never do blue shoes.

[00:30:10] Never share them.

[00:30:11] Never dose anyone with them.

[00:30:12] Never dose anyone.

[00:30:13] Don't do it with drugs.

[00:30:15] Yeah.

[00:30:16] No, inside or trade.

[00:30:19] I wonder what would happen if you put if you boofed the blue shoe, if you put it in your

[00:30:23] ass.

[00:30:24] It'll get your ass harder than it's ever been before.

[00:30:26] You think your dick gets hard?

[00:30:27] If you put blue shoe in your ass.

[00:30:29] Yeah.

[00:30:30] It'll absorb into the bloodstream.

[00:30:31] You think it'll get even harder?

[00:30:32] Oh yeah.

[00:30:33] I'm going to try that.

[00:30:34] I'm going to try that.

[00:30:35] I've been taking blue shoes to positive orders.

[00:30:39] That would be cool if you're a gay guy.

[00:30:41] Yeah.

[00:30:42] You put a fucking dildo shape like a dick pill in your ass.

[00:30:45] And then fuck.

[00:30:46] No, or you tell your lover to find the candy inside of your anus.

[00:30:52] Andrew Blue, oh my.

[00:30:53] That must be one of the most, the best, one of the best perks of being a bottom is you

[00:30:59] don't have to go.

[00:31:00] I joke around with people in the office.

[00:31:02] You've seen me do it in public.

[00:31:04] It's the same thing.

[00:31:06] If an aide comes in, I say, will you suck my penis?

[00:31:11] It's all I'm too old to be threatening.

[00:31:13] What are the actual quotes?

[00:31:15] He has to use like, have you ever been with an older man?

[00:31:18] Oh damn.

[00:31:19] That sucks.

[00:31:20] That sucks.

[00:31:21] That sucks.

[00:31:22] What a loser.

[00:31:24] And why is he doing it to his own aides?

[00:31:27] Because he likes keeping it in Lafa Miggli.

[00:31:32] You think anyone's fucked Cuomo?

[00:31:35] You think it's ever worked?

[00:31:37] No, he pro-creates through asexual.

[00:31:39] You know what I mean?

[00:31:40] You think this style of things.

[00:31:42] Predatory behavior.

[00:31:43] Oh, she look all right though.

[00:31:45] She look all right though.

[00:31:47] Would you smash?

[00:31:48] Uh, with consent.

[00:31:50] Avec la consento?

[00:31:53] Avec la consento?

[00:31:55] Avec la consento?

[00:31:57] Avec la consento?

[00:31:58] Je m'appelle, mister Pussy, et al.

[00:32:02] Mister, don't read the Monge de Pussy.

[00:32:06] That's me, dude.

[00:32:07] Uh huh.

[00:32:08] I'm the Marquis de Pussy.

[00:32:11] The Marquis.

[00:32:12] The Marquis.

[00:32:13] The Grand Marquis.

[00:32:14] The Grand Marquis.

[00:32:15] I'm not going to be like that when I'm old.

[00:32:17] I'm going to be so chilled in my 20 year old female aides.

[00:32:20] I'm not going to be like that at all.

[00:32:24] I'm not your podcaster aides.

[00:32:26] When I hire 20 year old women to work in my office,

[00:32:29] it's going to be because they're qualified.

[00:32:32] I'm going to be super fair to them.

[00:32:35] Like a mentor even.

[00:32:37] One that's so involved in their life that they,

[00:32:39] I ask about their dating stuff.

[00:32:41] Dude, this is.

[00:32:42] But I do it from a place of, you know,

[00:32:44] I'm just looking out for them.

[00:32:46] Yeah, of course.

[00:32:47] When I do it.

[00:32:48] You're like a mentor.

[00:32:49] Look, I'm the mayor.

[00:32:50] You're the mayor.

[00:32:51] Yeah.

[00:32:52] I'm not going to be like that.

[00:32:54] I'm not going to be like that.

[00:32:55] I'm not going to be like that.

[00:32:56] Wait.

[00:32:57] So he said, uh, he said to this chick,

[00:33:00] he says that he was so lonely during the pandemic mentioning that he

[00:33:04] can't even hug anyone.

[00:33:05] Wait, did you, during the pandemic?

[00:33:07] Yeah, he was like one of the worst pod.

[00:33:09] And then he asked her.

[00:33:10] He said, he asked her who did she last hug and miss Bennett said

[00:33:15] she tried to dodge the question by responding that she missed

[00:33:18] hugging her parents.

[00:33:19] That's so amazing.

[00:33:22] Can I get a hug?

[00:33:24] That is, that is so embarrassing.

[00:33:25] Can you please mash your breasts on my nipple rings?

[00:33:29] Why were you hugging people before the pandemic?

[00:33:31] It doesn't even make sense.

[00:33:34] No, who did you really?

[00:33:35] I'm talking about really hugging.

[00:33:37] It's like, Oh, the pandemic.

[00:33:39] I can't get my dick sucked in the office anymore because of the

[00:33:44] pandemic.

[00:33:45] You know how everyone could say no?

[00:33:48] He's like, I can't believe he's doing this during the pandemic.

[00:33:52] He's blowing it.

[00:33:54] He's fucking doing a horrible job.

[00:33:56] I'm so glad, honestly, because it's like that, that's the

[00:33:59] , have all the shit last year, the fucking like,

[00:34:01] like, Kuomo sexual shit, like,

[00:34:03] Oh, it was crazy.

[00:34:04] He's a fucking fascist.

[00:34:07] Yeah, he's that guy sucks.

[00:34:09] Yeah, he's like, you know, to see people that are like, I would,

[00:34:12] I wish he was president.

[00:34:14] Do you remember that?

[00:34:15] That was a threat.

[00:34:16] Oh, I remember that that gave you a book, bro.

[00:34:20] Yeah.

[00:34:21] He wrote a book about how we crush the while he was, while he was

[00:34:24] trying to get pussy killing women and killing old people.

[00:34:27] Yeah.

[00:34:28] While talking about what a good job he was doing.

[00:34:31] Don't do any of that shit while taking blue chew.

[00:34:33] Yeah.

[00:34:34] Do you remember that guy?

[00:34:35] Don't take the tablets provided.

[00:34:37] Don't do anything that the governor is being accused of.

[00:34:41] Yes, definitely not.

[00:34:43] Do you remember during the pandemic, there was that like gay guy,

[00:34:47] Randy, uh, rainbow, make songs and the one about, uh,

[00:34:53] Andrew Cuomo that he made up?

[00:34:56] I don't really remember the specifics, but I know you're,

[00:34:59] I know you're a diehard Randy.

[00:35:01] I was the one that popularized you,

[00:35:02] Cuomo sexual shit, right?

[00:35:04] I think so.

[00:35:05] Yeah.

[00:35:06] That guy stinks.

[00:35:07] That guy really stinks, dude.

[00:35:08] I just ripped ass and it, it, uh, it's almost as bad as I was.

[00:35:12] I got to say the smells in this apartment are not good.

[00:35:14] I mean, you guys are going at it for a wise.

[00:35:17] I'm over here by the fucking kid.

[00:35:19] I am, I am really not enjoying what I'm smelling.

[00:35:22] Thanks to the people.

[00:35:24] I miss Ernest.

[00:35:27] It does.

[00:35:29] Honestly, smells like Ernest that it has been years.

[00:35:33] Oh, God, you remember that?

[00:35:34] He just died.

[00:35:35] Damn.

[00:35:36] All right.

[00:35:37] Peter, that guy.

[00:35:38] I rock when he made brain and ward.

[00:35:39] I'll throw up.

[00:35:40] I, I, I, I, I want to like fuzzy memories, things come up on my phone.

[00:35:45] Uh huh.

[00:35:46] And one of the pictures is Ernest on the windowsill.

[00:35:48] And one day he had fucking thrown up and then just like sort of calmly passed out.

[00:35:54] Who's that?

[00:35:58] That guy was probably just constantly in pain.

[00:36:00] Yeah, no.

[00:36:01] But, but, but extremely love it.

[00:36:04] One of the best guys, you know, one of the best, most chill motherfuckers.

[00:36:09] You know, the worst, I'm so lonely because of the pandemic.

[00:36:12] I haven't finger fucked the 25.

[00:36:14] I haven't stuffed my daddy fake nails around the girls clink.

[00:36:18] When's the last time you really got finger.

[00:36:20] What was your last time you got fucked by the 60s?

[00:36:22] No, I'm not talking about a fucking.

[00:36:24] Grandma.

[00:36:25] He does look like an old woman.

[00:36:27] I think I'm going to look like an old woman too.

[00:36:30] You already do.

[00:36:31] No, no, no.

[00:36:32] You do look like an old woman.

[00:36:33] I'm gonna.

[00:36:34] No, if you put pearls on right now, dude, you'd look like a woman.

[00:36:36] Really?

[00:36:37] Seriously.

[00:36:38] You know, a woman's nose, a woman's bottom lip.

[00:36:40] What do you mean a woman's nose?

[00:36:41] You do, bro.

[00:36:42] That's a woman.

[00:36:43] And a woman's.

[00:36:44] A woman's delicate bones too.

[00:36:47] Your wrists are the wrists of a woman.

[00:36:49] Don't bring up my wrists.

[00:36:50] You know about my, my, my, my, with my wrist.

[00:36:52] Yeah.

[00:36:53] I know yourself conscious.

[00:36:54] I'm self conscious about my wrist.

[00:36:55] I don't like my wrists.

[00:36:56] You have weak bones.

[00:36:57] You have little feet.

[00:36:58] Yeah.

[00:36:59] That's true.

[00:37:00] I don't have little feet.

[00:37:01] Yes, you do.

[00:37:02] I have compared to your feet that only got big from being fat.

[00:37:05] No.

[00:37:06] I have.

[00:37:08] You and I have the same size feet.

[00:37:09] No, that's not true.

[00:37:10] I am going nuts on nuts.

[00:37:12] On snacks.

[00:37:13] Yeah, this feels great.

[00:37:14] Yeah.

[00:37:15] You got a pepper in your step, man.

[00:37:16] I love seeing you stacked up.

[00:37:17] I haven't done this since we went to the cabin.

[00:37:20] Oh, shit.

[00:37:21] Dude, that was, I missed.

[00:37:23] You know, since this pandemic, I haven't gone hog wild on pussy.

[00:37:27] I haven't, I haven't whipped up my hog in front of an assistant.

[00:37:32] Beat off.

[00:37:33] I'm saying, can you, I'm having trouble pissing.

[00:37:36] Can you help?

[00:37:37] Oh, man.

[00:37:38] Any other nice quotes from him, Adam, or no?

[00:37:44] She said, he's calling Andrew quote.

[00:37:48] She said that he never tried to touch her, but she felt like she was trying to get out of

[00:37:53] her job.

[00:37:54] He never touched me, but he did have one of those dinosaur grabbers with his own head

[00:37:58] on it.

[00:37:59] And he would say, let me just get a nip of pus.

[00:38:03] And he would bite at my vagina with the grabber.

[00:38:06] But again, it was his face doing yes.

[00:38:10] Yeah, he's divorced, right?

[00:38:13] He doesn't have any pussy.

[00:38:15] Yeah.

[00:38:16] Wow.

[00:38:17] Oh, this was a different, there's a different lady.

[00:38:19] You think about how much you just get a prosthetician to be divorced?

[00:38:23] Yeah.

[00:38:24] That's crazy.

[00:38:25] How many kids do you have to fuck to get your politician to life?

[00:38:29] You've been like, I've had enough of this.

[00:38:31] Yeah.

[00:38:32] Who was his wife?

[00:38:33] Do you, did she, who is she?

[00:38:35] She's probably beautiful.

[00:38:36] I actually fucked her.

[00:38:37] I actually, I forgot her.

[00:38:38] I don't know who she is, but I did fuck her.

[00:38:41] The only reason, like, because everybody always cheated on their wife, Bill Clinton getting

[00:38:48] caught, that was an op.

[00:38:49] Yeah.

[00:38:50] Who's a sure American family?

[00:38:52] Absolutely.

[00:38:53] You know?

[00:38:56] Dude, this guy is like a sixth grade boy.

[00:38:59] Yeah, he is no swag.

[00:39:01] He should go to jail for a strip poker.

[00:39:04] What a fucking loser.

[00:39:06] That's one of the worst things I've ever seen.

[00:39:08] That sucks.

[00:39:09] What an absolute loser.

[00:39:11] Oh, man.

[00:39:12] There's probably one woman he fucked that feels so stupid.

[00:39:16] Yeah.

[00:39:17] He used an imitation, intimidation to the silence's critics, and if you dare to speak up, you would face consequences.

[00:39:22] You know what?

[00:39:23] It's funny, too.

[00:39:24] This is very kind.

[00:39:25] This is gonna be a come down original take, too, but go for it.

[00:39:29] All the people that did that homosexual shit fed into that fucking psychotic narcissist ego

[00:39:35] so much, they gave him the courage to fucking sexually harass.

[00:39:38] You actually, you harassed those women.

[00:39:40] So, no, I mean, literally, it is the fault of people like Randy Rainbow for fucking, like,

[00:39:46] gassing this fucking piece of shit up.

[00:39:48] Oh, dude, you know what's fucking crazy?

[00:39:50] None of this would happen.

[00:39:51] If they were just like, he's doing a good job as a governor, it'd have been fine.

[00:39:55] But the fact that like, oh, his nipple, his daddy nip, all this bullshit.

[00:39:59] I deserve some pussy.

[00:40:01] I'm big.

[00:40:02] They're right.

[00:40:03] I'm going to rape one of my subordinates.

[00:40:06] Dude, that's on you.

[00:40:09] That's your fault, Randy Rainbow.

[00:40:11] You know what's hilarious?

[00:40:12] Another thing.

[00:40:13] Bring me Fig Newton.

[00:40:15] His ex was literally Bobby Kennedy's daughter.

[00:40:19] Yeah.

[00:40:20] You're a fucking bootleg Kennedy.

[00:40:22] Sloppy-headedy.

[00:40:23] Sloppy-headedy.

[00:40:24] Yeah.

[00:40:25] You know, they used to call it Ted Kennedy, give Hannity.

[00:40:28] Give Hannity.

[00:40:29] Well, they say he got brain cancer from all the semen that would enter into his brain.

[00:40:35] That's right.

[00:40:36] From Suck and Cock.

[00:40:37] Yeah.

[00:40:38] I wonder how, you just put on like a little suit with like a red, like a red, what do they

[00:40:45] call, what do they call, what do they call, what do they call, what do they call, what do

[00:40:46] they call them when you go to a little red handkerchief coming out of your pocket?

[00:40:50] Oh, he's got, he's dating somebody named Sandra Lee.

[00:40:53] And then just walk around the white, walk around, just pretend to be a tour guide.

[00:40:56] They're like, well, actually a lot of people don't know this, but Ted Kennedy was a fag.

[00:41:05] Oh, so they broke up in 2019.

[00:41:13] Oh, name tag.

[00:41:16] Bellmont.

[00:41:17] Trying to find another accusation, but no, there was, there was two bitches.

[00:41:24] Two ladies.

[00:41:25] Cushu dreams.com.

[00:41:27] Provides you with the juice you need to get the juices going.

[00:41:33] Oh, he kissed.

[00:41:35] He kissed.

[00:41:36] Oh, the governor kissed the governor kissed as I got up to leave and walk towards the

[00:41:40] open door.

[00:41:41] He stepped in front of me.

[00:41:42] I'm crazy.

[00:41:43] I was shocked.

[00:41:44] I thought you were going in for one.

[00:41:49] Oh, my bad.

[00:41:50] I was getting a vibe.

[00:41:51] I was catching a vibe.

[00:41:54] Unfucked up of Cushu dreams.com.

[00:41:56] I smoked too much Cushu dreams.

[00:41:59] It made me horny.

[00:42:00] And Cushu dreams will turn anyone into a rapist.

[00:42:04] He didn't hurt the governor.

[00:42:07] That's how much there's smokeable CBD.

[00:42:10] Adam, it's time to switch, bro.

[00:42:12] You gotta switch.

[00:42:13] I told him second at it.

[00:42:15] No, I said first ad, bitch, and I'm being good.

[00:42:17] Thanks for the extra 15.

[00:42:18] Yeah, I'm a good guy.

[00:42:19] I'm going to say that.

[00:42:21] I'm going to say that in public.

[00:42:22] Don't try extra 15 minutes on the couch.

[00:42:25] Don't try and say you told me.

[00:42:26] Oh, my God.

[00:42:27] I felt like the queen of England on that couch.

[00:42:29] Oh, fuck.

[00:42:30] Now I'm back to the box.

[00:42:31] Back to the box.

[00:42:32] Oh, it smells way better over here.

[00:42:33] Back to the box.

[00:42:34] It's not smell like getting litter over here.

[00:42:36] Right.

[00:42:37] Cushu dreams.

[00:42:38] What can we even say about Cushu dreams that I remember that hasn't been said already.

[00:42:42] I what company is point a company that needs no introduction.

[00:42:46] I cover the needs no paid advertisement.

[00:42:52] Cushu dreams.

[00:42:53] Cushu dreams has sex as the sum of the you can you can take a cushy dreams.

[00:42:59] We'll tell you that much.

[00:43:01] You can take as much cushy dreams as you want.

[00:43:03] It won't make your dick hard, but it will make you fucking feel awesome, bro.

[00:43:07] Cushu you know, cushy dreams.

[00:43:09] Cushu call it Gushu dreams because that's how much pussy you're going to be getting.

[00:43:13] Yeah.

[00:43:14] And if you have CBD, those those bitches are going to be sliding down the hall.

[00:43:18] Yep.

[00:43:19] Of your office where because they're going to be so wet off the Gushu.

[00:43:23] That's right.

[00:43:25] Suck my.

[00:43:26] Suck my.

[00:43:27] Suck my.

[00:43:28] Bose and my.

[00:43:29] And.

[00:43:30] Well, the thing about Cushu dreams is that it's high quality.

[00:43:34] See high quality CBD.

[00:43:36] Labs lab test lab test independent lab testing.

[00:43:40] Yeah, mama proof.

[00:43:42] Kid tested mama proof.

[00:43:44] Yeah, they push it.

[00:43:45] They dreams.

[00:43:46] They got guys cutting these flowers.

[00:43:47] They do they get the girls with the titties out.

[00:43:50] Yep.

[00:43:51] Nor cow did.

[00:43:52] It's a nor nor Oregon and fucking Humboldt County.

[00:43:58] Oh, yeah.

[00:43:59] They got Zac Efron up there with his dickhead podcast friend making all the smoking all

[00:44:03] the smokeable legal weed.

[00:44:05] That's right.

[00:44:06] Yep.

[00:44:07] It's I don't know how it works, but there's smokeable.

[00:44:10] The thing is it's smokeable.

[00:44:12] What are you a pussy to choose CBD?

[00:44:14] Yeah.

[00:44:15] If you take the oil, like what the Tin Man.

[00:44:18] If I recall correctly, that's why I wanted to see the wizard to become straight.

[00:44:25] It was like I'll stay metal.

[00:44:29] Yeah.

[00:44:30] Just make me make this unquenchable thirst for cock go.

[00:44:33] The lion's like, I wish I was brave and the scare goes like, I wish I was smart.

[00:44:39] And then the Tin Man's like, I want to get a Dorothy's pussy.

[00:44:44] Can you make me straight so I can I can say, where's my hug?

[00:44:50] The Dorothy.

[00:44:51] So I can quit all styles.

[00:44:53] Where's my hug?

[00:44:54] Let's do it.

[00:44:58] First of all, these accusations are ridiculous to address them quickly.

[00:45:03] It was a robot created by Donald Trump that looked like me.

[00:45:09] Not like me.

[00:45:10] All of this stuff is politicized.

[00:45:12] It was the Russians.

[00:45:13] We're not going to politicize this.

[00:45:17] There's a virus to deal with that I did a good job on.

[00:45:20] I did a good job, but I'm very lonely.

[00:45:23] And I need some pussy.

[00:45:25] I need some pussy.

[00:45:27] Oh.

[00:45:28] I couldn't.

[00:45:29] Cushy dreams gets me fucked up and I get some pussy.

[00:45:37] Yeah.

[00:45:38] It does not get you fucked up.

[00:45:39] It does, but not it's shipping legally to all 50 states.

[00:45:43] Oh, yeah.

[00:45:44] Is it our only 50?

[00:45:46] Yeah.

[00:45:47] Last side.

[00:45:48] There's Puerto Rico.

[00:45:49] Yeah.

[00:45:50] I can't you it's weird that we haven't added more in a while.

[00:45:52] Puerto Rico and DC.

[00:45:53] How the fuck are we bombing like 18 countries a year and then we haven't had.

[00:45:57] There's some of them should be states by now.

[00:46:00] I would love Afghanistan probably see like here's what we'll just give fucking Delaware

[00:46:08] to France.

[00:46:09] Okay.

[00:46:10] Right.

[00:46:11] And then Afghanistan is now a part of Texas.

[00:46:15] Yeah.

[00:46:16] Fair.

[00:46:17] And we did.

[00:46:18] Why does France get anything?

[00:46:19] We teach Afghanistan how to play high school football.

[00:46:21] Yeah.

[00:46:22] They're going to have a little bit of some Friday night lights.

[00:46:25] Yeah.

[00:46:27] When when when is how to play?

[00:46:29] When is Muslim Sunday?

[00:46:32] Muslim Sunday is Friday.

[00:46:34] Just like Jews.

[00:46:35] Jewish Sunday Jewish Sunday is Saturday.

[00:46:38] You can't do.

[00:46:39] Wait.

[00:46:40] Muslims get Friday Jews gets Saturday and we get Sunday and there and the so they can't

[00:46:47] do they can't do Friday night lights because they're at the mosque.

[00:46:50] Yeah.

[00:46:51] But then they they'll stop being Muslim.

[00:46:53] We show them how to play the ball.

[00:46:54] Yeah, sure.

[00:46:55] We teach them how to play ball.

[00:46:57] Yeah.

[00:46:58] Maybe it's not good.

[00:46:59] Well, the cushy dreams.

[00:47:00] Yeah.

[00:47:01] The dreams is awesome.

[00:47:02] It's good shit.

[00:47:03] They got fucking 3.5 gram shit.

[00:47:06] They got whole joint.

[00:47:08] Yeah.

[00:47:09] Pre-rolls and those are full gram joints.

[00:47:10] You know, if and if you want the eighth, you can put that in your pipe and smoke it.

[00:47:15] Why don't you put my penis in your ass and fuck it.

[00:47:20] And what's very exciting about cushy dreams right now is that they have a new

[00:47:24] 0.5 half a gram little five packet joints.

[00:47:29] That's my favorite product.

[00:47:30] Yeah.

[00:47:31] You smoke all those and your dick gets fucking extra hard or medically might not but we can't

[00:47:38] make that.

[00:47:39] But you know what?

[00:47:40] It's where the fuck is the goddamn copy with the promo code?

[00:47:44] The promo codes come down.

[00:47:46] The promo code or someone say the Cuomo code.

[00:47:49] The Cuomo code.

[00:47:50] I hate that fucking hate having to read.

[00:47:54] Sorry.

[00:47:55] The Cuomo code is almost done.

[00:47:56] Is hugby.

[00:47:57] We're almost done.

[00:48:00] Is hugby why?

[00:48:02] Slashing.

[00:48:03] He did.

[00:48:04] Yeah.

[00:48:05] I wish I was just fucked up on cushy dreams right now instead of doing work.

[00:48:09] I know.

[00:48:10] That's why I tell you what, I can't wait until I'm done with my long day work.

[00:48:13] Okay.

[00:48:14] There were finest documents.

[00:48:17] This business made documents.

[00:48:19] This business made documents so I could take a load off and smoke cushy dreams fucking

[00:48:25] drink my non-alcoholic beer and watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer and then order cocaine.

[00:48:31] That's right brother.

[00:48:32] Does not get you high next to no THC.

[00:48:35] Alternative for people looking to cut back on smoking other things.

[00:48:38] Yeah.

[00:48:39] Like pole like cock.

[00:48:42] I'm trying to cut down on smoking other things.

[00:48:46] So I've been trying raping women.

[00:48:52] They take the artisan approach every run a small batch of organic farming practices.

[00:48:56] Selection includes indoor exotic strains.

[00:48:58] Oh hell yeah.

[00:48:59] 100% hand trim, never machine trimmed.

[00:49:02] Never.

[00:49:03] You got three lines, the private reserve ultra premium and premium.

[00:49:08] Every can is an eight.

[00:49:09] It probably makes a really big difference.

[00:49:11] Nice one of those you get.

[00:49:12] Yeah.

[00:49:13] You could probably definitely tell a big ass difference.

[00:49:15] Yeah.

[00:49:16] They're completely different.

[00:49:18] Anyway, so KUSHY dreams and use promo code come town for 20% off.

[00:49:27] That's right.

[00:49:28] That's right.

[00:49:29] Your next order I believe.

[00:49:30] Yes.

[00:49:31] You get anything you want.

[00:49:32] Smoke your CBD because you can.

[00:49:33] You should try it.

[00:49:34] If you've used oil in the past and it did nothing for you, try this.

[00:49:38] I guarantee.

[00:49:39] It actually, okay.

[00:49:40] All joking aside, this shit actually does get you a little buzzadillo.

[00:49:42] Yeah.

[00:49:43] I enjoy smoking.

[00:49:44] I'm going to smoke one when I get home.

[00:49:46] I would after this, but I'm literally too lazy to do.

[00:49:50] I'm going to eat more crackers.

[00:49:52] Hell yeah, dude.

[00:49:54] I'm going home and I'm eating marinated chicken thigh.

[00:49:56] That sounds great.

[00:49:57] I'm having some.

[00:49:58] I'm steaming an egg too.

[00:49:59] I got one of those Korean steam eggs.

[00:50:01] Oh nice.

[00:50:02] Oh, I'm steaming an egg later.

[00:50:04] Oh, I'm.

[00:50:05] Yeah.

[00:50:06] If you know what I'm steaming.

[00:50:07] I'm steaming too.

[00:50:08] What do you mean?

[00:50:09] Have you ever had your eggs steamed?

[00:50:10] I do want my eggs steamed.

[00:50:12] I don't know what that is, but I want it.

[00:50:13] I would love to get myself.

[00:50:14] Girl just going.

[00:50:15] Yeah.

[00:50:16] Your balls.

[00:50:17] I'm polishing.

[00:50:18] I'm honestly, you probably feel pretty good to get jacked.

[00:50:20] I want to see.

[00:50:21] I want to see you.

[00:50:22] I like to get my my eggs poached.

[00:50:24] That's where you put your balls in a woman's pussy.

[00:50:27] She pisses on your dick.

[00:50:30] Yes.

[00:50:31] I'm having a little eggs.

[00:50:33] I'm getting my shit.

[00:50:37] Go get me a fucking English muffin in some Canadian bacon.

[00:50:42] I'm getting my eggs poached.

[00:50:44] I don't want to try that.

[00:50:45] If only to figure out like how in which way we straddled bathtub.

[00:50:49] Yeah.

[00:50:50] So that piss doesn't get everywhere.

[00:50:51] Right.

[00:50:52] Yeah, you have to go on the bottom.

[00:50:53] You just have to get a kitty pool.

[00:50:55] You have to stuff them up.

[00:50:57] Yeah.

[00:50:58] Stuff them up.

[00:50:59] And then pee on to you.

[00:51:00] Yeah.

[00:51:01] Well, yeah, pee above.

[00:51:02] Yeah, try that out for size while smoking some cushy drinks and eating an entire sleeve

[00:51:07] of salty, premium salty.

[00:51:09] Oh.

[00:51:10] I'm not really salty.

[00:51:12] I'm not salty.

[00:51:13] Oh, I can't get enough of salty.

[00:51:15] Are you really salty?

[00:51:16] I'm so good.

[00:51:17] I like to put a gun in a woman's pussy while eating figment.

[00:51:21] I guess that doesn't sound so bad.

[00:51:25] I'm a little non-alcoholic beer.

[00:51:27] I eat a couple of figment.

[00:51:29] I'm a fucking deadpan.

[00:51:31] I just have a gun in a woman's pussy.

[00:51:34] That's awesome, dude.

[00:51:36] That's really cool.

[00:51:37] Are you moving it up and down and in and out or you just gotta let it in and out?

[00:51:41] Okay.

[00:51:42] I'm just gonna say that.

[00:51:43] They call that a rouse.

[00:51:44] They call that they call that taking an easy edge play.

[00:51:46] They call that one one foot over the edge.

[00:51:49] Take it easy.

[00:51:50] Take it easy.

[00:51:51] You don't have to do hard drugs by fucking a woman with a gun.

[00:52:00] Maybe you could just have a cliff boy and a glass of crystal light.

[00:52:07] Are you a sodomize woman with a Glock?

[00:52:12] Damn, I'm gonna get some crystal light, actually.

[00:52:14] Yeah, that's nice.

[00:52:16] I want a little drink when I'm fucking coming down.

[00:52:19] I'm just dreaming the powdered iced tea.

[00:52:21] That's just fucking brown sugar.

[00:52:23] Awesome.

[00:52:24] You're literally just putting like four tables of sugar in a cup of water and being like,

[00:52:29] I'm having too much.

[00:52:30] I'm having ice tea.

[00:52:31] I cook this.

[00:52:32] Well, it's not the chef thing.

[00:52:36] No, you feel like you made it.

[00:52:38] You don't even know.

[00:52:39] Honestly, it is crazy because you 100% don't.

[00:52:44] Yes, I do.

[00:52:45] You really don't know what I do.

[00:52:46] You missed the point of what we're even saying.

[00:52:48] My parents got sick of buying juice.

[00:52:50] I don't know why I said that in the southern accent.

[00:52:52] My parents got sick of buying juice.

[00:52:54] They'd get constant drink.

[00:52:55] Little Matthew McConaughey audio book there.

[00:52:57] My parents got tired of buying juice so they would make it in my ass.

[00:53:02] No, no.

[00:53:03] So they got the constant drink.

[00:53:04] So a retarded man lived down the street and he fucked me in my ass and I filled it with

[00:53:08] honey suckers.

[00:53:09] We'd make moonshine in there on the summer nights.

[00:53:12] I'd shoot it out into my father's mouth.

[00:53:14] That's what my stepfather that is.

[00:53:16] That's what I like.

[00:53:17] Dude, that was the best fucking audiobook I've ever heard in my life.

[00:53:23] When he just drops getting molested in the back of a van.

[00:53:26] Yeah, I was number one on the soccer team in red cards.

[00:53:29] And when I was 18, I got fucked in my mouth by man that worked at KB2.

[00:53:36] It exchanged for a set of pug

[00:53:29] It exchanged for a Japanese speaker.

[00:53:42] He told me it was worth $1 million.

[00:53:47] $1 million confederate.

[00:53:52] Speaking of the confederacy, my great great great great great granddaddy was Nathaniel

[00:53:56] Bedford, founder of the KKK.

[00:54:02] And founder of a bed and breakfast, better and breakfast when my mother was born 65 years

[00:54:08] later.

[00:54:09] And I returned to her pussy to try and erase the memory of being molested.

[00:54:14] If you could if I raped my mother, maybe that would create a different kind of trauma,

[00:54:19] the inverse even.

[00:54:20] Like the inside and outside of a fig newton enjoyed on a fine summer evening while shoving

[00:54:26] a gun.

[00:54:27] And out of a hole.

[00:54:28] Suck my penis.

[00:54:29] Suck my penis.

[00:54:30] Suck my penis.

[00:54:31] Don't let your tiny gay ass dick go live.

[00:54:33] Oh, fuck man.

[00:54:34] Hey, baby.

[00:54:35] Oh, baby, when you suck my dick.

[00:54:37] Damn, I'm ready for summer this year.

[00:54:40] It's gonna be fun, dude.

[00:54:41] Yeah, I saw some pictures of summer.

[00:54:43] I was just going through my camera roll.

[00:54:58] It's nice.

[00:54:59] Summer is nice.

[00:55:00] I looked happy.

[00:55:01] I saw pictures that day of the beach.

[00:55:03] There are pictures of the two of us.

[00:55:04] We got to go back to the sand that are very romantic.

[00:55:06] What, from Australia?

[00:55:07] No, no, no.

[00:55:08] We went down to the rock with stop.

[00:55:10] It went to cafe and our geese afterwards.

[00:55:13] She said, Bay shouts out to the Nargis boys.

[00:55:16] That fucking schnar geese.

[00:55:18] How do you pronounce that?

[00:55:20] No.

[00:55:21] How do you mean?

[00:55:24] What does that even mean?

[00:55:26] Let me clear my throat.

[00:55:32] Just heard an N and a hard G sound.

[00:55:35] It's just an R.

[00:55:37] Okay, it's a different word that happens to have some letters in common.

[00:55:41] No, I'm trying to remember the name of that restaurant.

[00:55:43] We just said it.

[00:55:44] It's Nargis.

[00:55:45] Before you say anything, it's cafe Nargis.

[00:55:47] I forgot what I need to remember.

[00:55:49] What was it?

[00:55:50] It's Nargis.

[00:55:51] The name of the restaurant.

[00:55:52] I just said it and I'll say it one more time, Nargis.

[00:55:55] And now I'm trying to remember.

[00:55:56] No, no, no, you know what it is.

[00:55:58] I've said it five or six times.

[00:56:00] Not even counting the original time.

[00:56:02] It's not the two of my tongue.

[00:56:03] Just the shit eating grin on the next day of the night.

[00:56:06] I tell them, well, I'm so sad.

[00:56:08] If I could just remember.

[00:56:10] He's really enjoying this one.

[00:56:12] For a second, just maybe.

[00:56:14] This and when he calls...

[00:56:15] Maybe venture a guess.

[00:56:16] When he calls that woman Mrs. Nargis.

[00:56:18] He's the happiest he's been.

[00:56:20] This whole episode.

[00:56:22] I'll be honest with you, I'm on a cracker high.

[00:56:25] Which could be about the crackers I ate or what I'm doing with the N-word.

[00:56:29] Different meanings of a cracker high.

[00:56:32] He's using again.

[00:56:34] I'm using the N.

[00:56:36] He's using the N.

[00:56:38] He's banging N.

[00:56:39] He's banging hard R.

[00:56:40] He's banging hard R.

[00:56:41] I started using the N.

[00:56:43] Yeah.

[00:56:44] So it might be...

[00:56:45] It really is.

[00:56:46] There is sort of a Zen quality to constantly almost saying the N-word.

[00:56:52] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:56:54] It's perfectly balancing something forever.

[00:56:57] It's like edging.

[00:56:58] Edging.

[00:56:59] Edging.

[00:57:00] You're the sting of the N-word.

[00:57:03] I have d'I use tantric slurs.

[00:57:05] I dream of an yelay-elay.

[00:57:10] My gig is small yelay-elay.

[00:57:13] That's a banger dude.

[00:57:14] Desert rush.

[00:57:15] They talk is so sick.

[00:57:17] I laugh to myself when I say the word when I suck your dick.

[00:57:25] You can make yourself laugh.

[00:57:27] I'm fucking gay.

[00:57:28] Saying the when I'm so if you're a bad person.

[00:57:32] I suck your dick.

[00:57:34] I'll be being gay.

[00:57:36] I'll be being gay.

[00:57:39] Don't suck.

[00:57:40] Don't suck.

[00:57:42] Don't suck my dick.

[00:57:45] I'm gay.

[00:57:46] You don't have to suck all the man's dick.

[00:57:49] But that's just what that's all gay.

[00:57:51] I'm gay.

[00:57:52] Nah, dude.

[00:57:53] Yeah, it is.

[00:57:54] He's telling Roxanne to...

[00:57:55] Sucks!

[00:57:56] ...Rocks and a guy?

[00:57:57] Sucks and is a guy.

[00:57:58] A woman.

[00:57:59] A guy.

[00:58:00] Sucks and is a guy.

[00:58:01] You don't have to put that dick in your ass.

[00:58:04] All right, Roxanne's a whore.

[00:58:06] The fuck?

[00:58:07] That's a stupid song.

[00:58:08] Actually, Sting and the police suck dick.

[00:58:11] Yeah, I've never thought that I'm gay.

[00:58:14] They're actually an incredibly dog shit band.

[00:58:17] Yeah, I've always felt that way about him and Elvis Costello.

[00:58:20] Elvis Costello is the fucking worst.

[00:58:22] Elvis Costello's son.

[00:58:23] But walking on the moon, walking on the moon, Roxanne, and then they have like one other that's like...

[00:58:28] Don't stand so close to me.

[00:58:30] Those are good singles.

[00:58:31] Those are good singles.

[00:58:32] Those are so close to me, all right?

[00:58:33] Those first two albums outside of those tracks are fucking absolute shit.

[00:58:38] Yeah.

[00:58:39] Never listened, never will.

[00:58:40] It's just desert rose on the other hand.

[00:58:43] It's reggae with none of the cool fun.

[00:58:45] Well, it's yeah, it's kind of this like fucking like a smorgasbord shotgun attempt at like pop music where they combine a bunch of shit and it's mostly...

[00:58:56] What is it?

[00:58:57] What's the word?

[00:58:58] Not busting.

[00:58:59] No, this...

[00:59:01] Disident.

[00:59:02] Yeah, it's very dissonant.

[00:59:04] You don't have to suck on a man's dick.

[00:59:07] You don't have to shove a dick in your ass.

[00:59:10] Adam.

[00:59:12] Gee Lane.

[00:59:15] You don't have to tell on me.

[00:59:18] You don't have to tell them I fuck kids.