Cum Town | Regular | 03/10/2021
[00:00:00] And this has with my pussy and they follow my mouth.
[00:00:05] Little boy, blue, and mine and the moon.
[00:00:08] And my dicks on and my dicks sex and then.
[00:00:20] So much shit's going to fuck home of challenge pissing.
[00:00:58] And it was me and some of the loudest guys in Los Angeles.
[00:01:03] I was there the first time De Lea raised one eyebrow after a puzzle.
[00:01:12] I didn't really, I didn't scare you motherfuckers.
[00:01:15] I didn't really, I didn't pay attention to that story.
[00:01:17] I'm glad I didn't say anything because it did look like initially that like he had just hit on a bun.
[00:01:22] He had just hit on a bunch of women and then anytime it seems.
[00:01:26] And any time, no, I'm saying initially.
[00:01:29] Because it was like one that was like, you know, he was hitting on me when I was 17 and then
[00:01:33] he posted the full exchange and she was like, I'm 17.
[00:01:36] He was like, ah, that's too young and he stopped talking.
[00:01:43] I think there's a bunch of women who say he was trying to fuck them when they were underage.
[00:01:49] Because there's a video of him saying that there's no such thing as like Hollywood pedophiles.
[00:01:56] Yeah, so his dad's got to be a pedophile.
[00:01:59] And it's like, so it runs in the family.
[00:02:02] Yeah, he's like, this thing of all, fucking children, Christopher.
[00:02:14] You know, when you're here, you're six.
[00:02:15] When you get any dicks sucked by an elderly Jewish producer.
[00:02:20] But yeah, the lawsuit and the stuff in there is pretty, uh...
[00:02:29] Like, solicited dudes off like 16 year olds.
[00:02:33] Well, I have no doubt that the thing is, it's very possible that he could be, he's sort of like,
[00:02:39] I mean, not that there's much of a generational gap, but sort of like a Michael Jackson situation.
[00:02:46] Yeah, where it's like, I have no doubt in my mind that he has raped children infants even.
[00:02:56] But at what point is someone's art so trans?
[00:02:59] For example, one that always sticks with me is the joke where it's, um, uh, chicks are crazy
[00:03:10] One of the best premises I've ever heard in my life.
[00:03:14] He does like a three minute bit on that premise.
[00:03:26] But I used to think, though, some of the greatest bits of all time operate in that like, that
[00:03:46] He didn't give a fuck about his defense.
[00:03:56] You know he could have fucked 21 year olds.
[00:03:59] It's like, but he just wanted to fuck 60.
[00:04:05] You're saying that if he couldn't get pussy, he would have to.
[00:04:14] Like, I bet you Justin Bieber or whoever the fuck.
[00:04:17] Justin Bieber was fucking adults when he was a kid.
[00:04:23] Justin Bieber's like the cool kid in school that has sex with the future.
[00:04:31] I remember the other day after there was a paparazzi picture of Justin's penis.
[00:04:37] When his father tweeted, he was like, I'm one proud daddy or something.
[00:04:46] Yeah, his parents are just Canadian trash, right?
[00:05:00] Well, there was stuff in there in that, like, the complaint, I guess.
[00:05:07] And it's a civil complaint or a criminal one?
[00:05:10] He's being sued, so I guess it's civil.
[00:05:15] Right, but it alleges criminal activity.
[00:05:20] That just means there's a different burden of proof.
[00:05:26] As your attorney, I say, it's more likely than not.
[00:05:29] That's why OJ lost a civil suit right to the gold ones.
[00:05:34] One of the most fucked up miscarriages of justice, the man was innocent by a court.
[00:05:39] There's like, according to the double jeopardy.
[00:05:44] Damn, now I just want to rewatch double jeopardy.
[00:05:55] The beginning of the whole movie is like the whole family slob on my knob.
[00:05:58] The beginning of that movie is edited in such a retarded way that there's like four scenes
[00:06:02] in a row where she's reacting to her husband being murdered and having an emotional breakdown.
[00:06:08] It's like the first part where he is murdered.
[00:06:10] And then again, when the cops are like, we can't find him or something.
[00:06:16] And then again, let's just throw it on.
[00:06:21] We're going to look in every asshole, every pussy.
[00:06:51] No, and the complaint, it says that he, there's like some 17 year old, he kind of like emotionally
[00:07:03] But then he, which is the more egregious the worst.
[00:07:05] But then he was, I hear that he was gaslight.
[00:07:09] Oh, I guess he was like, I want you to meet.
[00:07:10] He was like trying to pimp her out to his friends.
[00:07:13] And then the first way, it was a bobby Lee.
[00:07:22] The Bobby, it was the call in the Bobby Pins.
[00:07:25] They would, they would sing as a barbershop quartet while raping children.
[00:07:30] The how he meant Del Carton Bobby's world.
[00:07:36] This got to be like, I don't know how much like, like sense of community there is among like
[00:07:40] LA comedians, but can you imagine if like, like Aaron Berg, we found out he was raping
[00:07:45] children and then like, he was also getting like, Gino and.
[00:07:51] I mean, I'm fucking like Patrick from the stand.
[00:07:54] I love your Patrick's J Leno, but they have a very, well, it's just like kind of generic
[00:08:08] You know, damn, I haven't seen Patrick in quite some time.
[00:08:20] Out of that, out of that, that whole operation.
[00:08:23] Yeah, did Patrick was showing the team love before we had anything going on operation?
[00:08:33] It's a Vietnam movie about putting an elephant dropping it with a parachute behind enemy
[00:08:42] Oh, I remember because it was actually based on a story about my dick.
[00:08:45] It was based on the story by just your entire body.
[00:08:51] No, it's because the rest of the rest of you.
[00:08:54] And then when they see your Pete, like a woman's expecting an elephant's penis, but then it's
[00:09:02] And the Dumbo drop is the drop in expectation and purpose.
[00:09:13] They put me in to fuck all the whores and Ho Chi Minh's.
[00:09:20] We can't put this elephant in the plane.
[00:09:22] They're a small disco Mr. Darrow dynamics.
[00:09:29] Darrow, Darrow, not Damex is going to be messed up.
[00:09:34] Listen, I've been in Vietnam for 62 years.
[00:09:41] And I'm still, I've been in the shit the whole time.
[00:09:46] I came to Darnang before back when they before the AIDS civil war happened.
[00:09:54] Because they said we're going to send you to Fiosbuzz a different kind.
[00:10:00] And there's yellow man high deep down in there.
[00:10:19] These are actual scenes from Operation Dumbo.
[00:10:24] Why do we got to get these chicks in the elephant so we can get a war?
[00:10:52] We go and treat these superhets in elephant.
[00:11:00] Yeah, it's about a man who tries to end the Vietnam war with slurs.
[00:11:12] Well, then you put it together when he was doing a community club.
[00:11:15] I thought he was doing a Vietnam black guy.
[00:11:26] We going to send an elephant over there.
[00:11:29] He's going to rip them all off with his nose.
[00:11:38] Goddamn it, Lieutenant Danny is the best black marine.
[00:11:42] This is the smartest colored marine we've ever had.
[00:11:48] He came over to an idea to get an elephant to eat all the Viet Cong's dicks because
[00:11:57] That's the smartest thing we've ever had.
[00:12:03] Unfortunately, the operation backfired because one of the guy's dicks looked like a mouse
[00:12:09] What the hell were they doing with this damn elephant in the middle of Vietnam?
[00:12:16] So what the fuck do you drop in more elephants?
[00:12:22] We're going to go to Vietnam and we're going to have sex.
[00:12:40] When I get this job on Wall Street, I say, there's one thing I'm going to do.
[00:12:47] Adam, do you think there's anywhere in the world where you would have more sex in here?
[00:12:57] Impossible for me to have sex anywhere else.
[00:12:59] Do you think I could go to fucking Stockholm and have sex?
[00:13:06] They're going to have sex with your mouth.
[00:13:08] They will have sex with your mouth, that's true.
[00:13:13] It was funny when we were in Japan because there's no way Stop fucking there.
[00:13:23] He wasn't trolling for pussy like that.
[00:13:27] He was getting ready to go to Australia.
[00:13:30] Even if he went to one of your little cat houses, it would be like, sorry, we only do
[00:13:40] I looked up how to get pussy in one of those places.
[00:13:45] What do you mean, you looked up how to get pussy in one of those places?
[00:13:50] You considered buying a whore when we were in Japan with your girlfriend?
[00:13:53] No, I was just looking up how you do it.
[00:14:00] No, we were staying right next to the red light district.
[00:14:07] The one here being of Christalia was like, I was doing research.
[00:14:11] I was doing research to see what a 17-year-old's pussy felt like.
[00:14:14] No, we were walking down the street and all those Nigerian guys are on the street trying
[00:14:19] Like, they're doing barking, trying to get you to go into...
[00:14:21] You were talking to him and it's like, what are you doing talking to people in a strange
[00:14:27] But the whole thing's run by the yaku's on.
[00:14:31] You live in a city, you should know about it.
[00:14:32] They give you a price and then you're done fucking in there that they can say any other
[00:14:17] And then they'll chop you with a sword or something?
[00:14:22] I would prefer European style brothel culture.
[00:14:25] I don't think that they want non-Japanese.
[00:14:27] I'm not sure if I'm trying to get a joke.
[00:14:29] Because the whole thing is that we are talking to people in a strange country.
[00:14:32] But the whole thing's run by the yaku's on.
[00:14:36] And apparently they give you a city, you should know about it.
[00:14:39] They give you a price and then you're done fucking in there that they can say any other
[00:14:53] Open opening penis. Yeah, don't ruin their pussies with your non-Japanese dick the best the best part of that whole trip was
[00:15:00] When I was like sort of we were on the escalator and I was like putting my ass in someone's face
[00:15:07] Yeah pretending to be like Ben like you know, whatever there was just it was the perfect yeah leverages and heights
[00:15:14] Yes separation on the ass your ass literally your whole is in Adams, no his nose
[00:15:19] I'm and then I turn around and there's no there's a Japanese lady behind us that look like is
[00:15:25] So disgusting right exactly she is she cannot believe the fucking dishonor because it her mind
[00:15:31] She probably lived through the occupation. So it was guys that looked just like me
[00:15:35] 50 years ago putting cigarettes out on her fucking like, you know her bento box when she's coming home from yep
[00:15:41] You know school from calligraphy school. Yeah
[00:15:45] After all your friends were killed by the bomb and then it's some bubble gum chewing GI
[00:15:50] It's like hey Mac. What if I put my ass in your face?
[00:15:58] You know I tell you the Marines. I got a colored guy that's figuring this sole operation out with a dumbbell
[00:16:04] And suddenly they're doing another one of these but down in Vietnam
[00:16:08] It's like this place except you can fuck the kids there
[00:16:13] It's the same as Japan except the little boys are grown women and you can fuck them the little boys
[00:16:18] They give them tits. They give them tits. It's like Shakespeare times
[00:16:27] Anyways, they're sending an elephant I guess I should keep it on the down low
[00:16:31] Less than any of these Japanese here what I'm saying tell that cousins over in Vietnam
[00:16:35] You don't want them telling the I guess you call them their brothers, but now they're sisters or something
[00:16:43] I'm trying to go to Vietnam, dude. I love it. I love fucking Vietnamese food. I'm trying to get a real ass
[00:16:48] Bonne me, bro. I'm trying to yeah trying to slurp up some real ass foe
[00:16:52] Yeah, and the next level up cuz I feel like you know, there's got to be others cuisines. I want to go
[00:16:58] Yeah, they got they got more shit than I know I want to know and you know down until I'm
[00:17:03] Right I definitely want to go see the jungles down there. No, I don't want all that
[00:17:09] Me and so we're gonna be at the beat. I'm trying to I'm just trying to see how fucking wild nature can get no
[00:17:15] Let me get you know, let me get you up on the board this summer. I want a guy
[00:17:19] I want a guy that only speaks good you stand up on the board whose entire language just is it sounds like chewing gum being
[00:17:29] And then for him to take me out into the woods with a machete and introduce me to a reticulated python
[00:17:37] I want to do this goes back or I guess forward to our discussion about how you don't know how to enjoy things man
[00:17:42] What I want is a night so to be taken to be paraded around like an aristocrat. Oh, I appreciate a dangerous animal
[00:17:50] No, yeah, well, it's just you know what Adam. Maybe I will get on the board this
[00:17:55] Their own yeah, I want to get you up on that board yeah, cuz I have an incran immaculate balance. I'll tell you date line tonight
[00:18:10] Is destroyed Tony Island has been wiped out by a massive entire ocean on the globe is now in space
[00:18:18] Cause by the way, we understand to be a meteor colliding with those
[00:18:25] It's like the movie deep impact yeah, good fuck that actually because then I get all the I can pick up all the octopus
[00:18:30] In calamari that I fucking want yeah, that's right
[00:18:36] Calamari is there as I can fucking as I have my little heart
[00:18:40] I'm gonna go down to the bottom of the Marianas trench and use it to blast a big echo saying I can see your pussy from down here
[00:18:48] And every woman in the world will hear it. Oh, she'll be like what?
[00:18:58] Did imagine all the seafood you would have access to I can see your pussy
[00:19:13] Help I'm being rained deep sea to me is by a man with a little s
[00:20:07] I'm with you though. It is crazy scary as fuck down there. I got fucked up looking there aliens
[00:20:12] They got fucked up looking fish with fucked up like yes, sure. Fuck. That's scary looking shit. Are those angler fish?
[00:20:18] I don't like those are and that's just the shit we know about so I remember learning that about that when I was in fourth grade
[00:20:23] And I was obsessed with angler fish. And I was like I want to go see one you want to go I
[00:20:30] Yeah, it the when I saw that documentary about James Cameron a submarine that seemed cool to me
[00:20:36] It seems scary getting down there, but just being down there for an hour seems awesome in a ship seems awesome
[00:20:43] Yeah, and also and also I want to find Atlantis. Yeah, well that's just big
[00:20:49] No, what's in the Bahamas? They got a big slide. Yeah, you're gonna see a vampire squid. No those are cool too
[00:20:56] I hate that sense out of that is that fish that looks like Ted Cruz to that live down there, too
[00:21:01] Thank you. I'm not scared of that though. I think it's looking good. This thing
[00:21:10] That's exactly what the little light bulb
[00:21:14] Have nightmares about I don't fuck with that type of monster. I do not you know else pisses me off
[00:21:20] Yeah, some angler fish about the word sounds like you stop some angler fish are notable for extreme sexual
[00:21:26] Diomorphism Wow and sexual symbiosis of the small male with the much larger female
[00:21:38] I have a fantasy about getting fucked by a big ass or big ass basketball playing woman. Yeah. Yeah said this before
[00:21:47] Well, I've said I feel bad for those guys that are into legit into giganticism
[00:21:52] Like because what they want that was cabbage what they want to like actually come will never happen
[00:22:00] Oh true. That's true. That's why they want to 40 foot woman to step on him
[00:22:05] It's just never gonna happen you're right cuz getting getting to look at breasts while I pump away
[00:22:11] Getting a look at two big ass tiched bobble. Yeah, that gets to happen a lot that if I that exists in the material
[00:22:17] If I wanted to fat breasts that are bigger than me to smush me in the middle, that's not gonna happen
[00:22:23] Yeah, and that does sound awesome. That's it's kind of nice to be vanilla in that I'm with you, bro
[00:22:33] That's a scary fish. What kind is that? It's the same kind. Oh
[00:22:38] Fuck that angle you imagine just your kink is so specific that you can't even tell your girlfriend. Yeah, but at the same time
[00:22:48] Be into something so specific that if somebody just does it vampire vampire squids are cool as shit
[00:22:55] Yeah, dude. You got me on my deep sea. Yeah, dude. Don't forget. I'm okay
[00:22:59] I do this one looks kind of cool. Is that a note? I'm a wildlife conservation society member. Oh, yeah
[00:23:04] I forgot about that. Don't forget you're fucking Teddy Roosevelt, dude. No, I just wanted the rough riders
[00:23:09] I just wanted to park for free at the zoo you pay
[00:23:15] $500 to park twice a year. Yeah, it's not free. Yeah, that's not free with your little dumbass
[00:23:21] No, it is free anyway. I go to any cost money and no, but it's you could just walk right in with that car
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[00:33:59] Yeah, so Tommy Chong is Chinese. Yeah. Hey Tommy Tommy. I'm thinking about getting some tacos
[00:34:12] Smoke smoke a little Tommy Tommy good player man
[00:34:29] Thomas be king Chong didn't go away. Oh, yeah
[00:34:37] I am down here to Tommy Chong his father Tommy Tommy that's
[00:34:43] Tommy John your pussy is mine well in many ways the Marianna's trenches like the world
[00:35:04] So his mother was scott's Irish Canadian his father was a Chinese Canadian your father immigrated in the 1930s
[00:36:09] I want, I'm trying to play mahjong in basement.
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[00:37:04] Imagine being, imagine being not even one of the ends.
[00:37:18] There was a lot more of a Tommy Chong you have been cancelled.
[00:37:23] Shao Kahn should start canceling people.
[00:37:49] Dude, have you guys seen the fucking trailer for the Immortal Combat?
[00:37:55] Yeah, he's correcting and writing that one too.
[00:38:05] I really do want to get just fucked up and go to movies all the time.
[00:38:11] It might finally be time for me to get into the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
[00:38:18] I've had such a nice setup that as long as I have to wear a mask, I don't think I'm
[00:38:25] Yeah, but you can't eat the fucking popcorn.
[00:38:28] Yeah, it probably won't sell concessions.
[00:38:32] If they can't sell concessions, they're not going to fucking...
[00:38:35] But then you have to take your mask off to eat and they don't want people doing that.
[00:38:38] They want people doing whatever people are going to do.
[00:38:44] Look, I got bed bugs from the Union Square Regal twice.
[00:38:48] I don't think that they're going to open and then it's fucking...
[00:38:54] You know what they should have done is they should have secretly filmed Fast and the Furious
[00:38:58] 9, 10, and 11 and have them ready to go.
[00:39:15] But yeah, the new moral combat looks fucking unbelievable, bro.
[00:39:21] Yeah, it's your second piss of the time, dude.
[00:39:27] You left the show to blow your fucking nose.
[00:39:50] I don't think I want to have a nice setup here.
[00:39:55] But I got to say, I got to say, do a whole new surround setup next.
[00:39:58] Your couch is good, but it's not great.
[00:40:08] That was my fault for buying a nice couch.
[00:40:10] Just get some fucking double-sided tape.
[00:40:19] It's not that even if the Velcro is on there, I would still do this.
[00:40:27] Even if I'm not using the couch, it'll do this.
[00:40:28] My couch pillows used to slide out the seat part.
[00:40:33] I Velcro'd it and they don't move anymore.
[00:40:36] I'm just going to get a different couch when the time comes.
[00:40:53] Then when I go to sell the couch, there's a bunch of Velcro bullshit all over it.
[00:41:01] You know where rich people throw out designer furniture and then you can just get it for
[00:41:18] I went to a fancy fucking place in Chelsea.
[00:41:21] It was expensive, but it's worth it, baby.
[00:41:25] I don't remember off the top of my head.
[00:41:45] This is why I'm like always half off the couch.
[00:41:47] I'm telling you, bro, this couch I got is beautiful.
[00:41:57] I am so set up to chill and watch movies that I can't go to the movie theater show.
[00:42:07] Did you steal the cushydreams pre-rolls from my house?
[00:42:18] And that's how much I love the product.
[00:42:19] So interesting, his definition of the word steal.
[00:42:21] I literally said, are you going to smoke these?
[00:42:27] Next week he's going to accuse you of stealing it out of him.
[00:42:49] Which is extraordinary CBD rich hemp flour.
[00:42:57] And it says total CBD varies by strain.
[00:43:02] So it doesn't even tell you how much...
[00:43:03] So it has a serving size and it doesn't even tell you how much...
[00:43:10] There's nothing like cracking open a can of Cushy Dreams.
[00:43:26] It's like an astronaut leaving going into spit.
[00:43:36] That's probably really awesome content over there.
[00:43:59] You can smoke this shit and you'll feel good.
[00:44:07] If he's coming through with the Cushy Dreams,
[00:44:14] This is not the type of a pipe that you want to put.
[00:44:16] You're smoking Cushy out of a tobacco pipe?
[00:44:21] I'm not going to do it because it will.
[00:44:24] If I know if you put the resin from like fucking weed...
[00:44:27] The Eddle gunk up one of these real bad.
[00:44:30] Well you know that Cushy is extra sticky.
[00:44:42] I want to do like a show like Mr. Belvedere.
[00:44:51] There's a stuffy dad that's kind of homophobic.
[00:44:54] And the butlers always like, you know, they hire him.
[00:44:57] And the dads like, I don't know about this guy.
[00:45:03] And they're like, he's just British or whatever.
[00:45:05] And he's always like, Sean your shoes up for you sir.
[00:45:15] And the dads always worried like, this guy's going to top me off.
[00:45:24] And then he's so dismissed to top him off.
[00:45:27] He's just always like, you know, they're like, what?
[00:45:40] And all of these, the entire run of the show can be seen at CushieDreams.com.
[00:45:51] And it's, they think that he's a gay bear top.
[00:45:59] And what is, what is, what is some of the stream?
[00:46:01] And the dads, what is some of the stream fucked by him?
[00:46:03] What are some of the strains of Cushie Dreams Dreams?
[00:46:05] You got chill, hustle, relax, fucking create, create, think, visualize, blast.
[00:46:15] I like circumcised because it sounds like exercise.
[00:46:19] You got, the thing is, it sounds like working out.
[00:46:26] And all of the top captains of industries and CEO are smoking Cushie Dream.
[00:46:31] On Wall Street Bats, you're saying Cushie Dream is the next big.
[00:46:40] I'm holding my stonks and I'm holding my diamond cock.
[00:46:46] And you know what's beautiful of Cushie Dream?
[00:46:48] They got the grand pre rolls, the whole grand joints.
[00:46:51] But now, now with their ultra premium silver mother fucking line or whatever the fucking
[00:47:03] We've, you know, we're flipping here with the advertising, but I'll say I'm a true consumer
[00:47:12] I smoke one of those in the evening when I'm trying to chill out.
[00:47:19] They honestly, I should start smoking those because they did actually improve my life.
[00:47:26] I haven't smoked weed in like a couple months and it's really helped me out.
[00:47:33] That's what really fucks used to getting high as fuck and eating like a fucking extra dinner
[00:47:38] The other day I was in my car doing a blunt ride of Cushie Dream.
[00:47:56] He break danced and I said, don't worry officer.
[00:48:03] Why don't you hit him with that promo code?
[00:48:20] Keep using the come town and get 20% off.
[00:48:53] Can we finish the last 20 minutes later?
[00:49:01] You're taking a heady rip off that, dude.
[00:49:05] Nick is puffing the fucking cushy dreams.
[00:49:08] This is like probably what it was like when Elon Musk was smoking weed on Joe Rogan.
[00:49:15] Yeah, he's making that weird little fucking naked smoking like a boss right now, like
[00:49:22] There's going to be a spaceship and the planet's do the spaceship to go to Mars.
[00:49:34] Dude, didn't they just have a fucking that's fascinating?
[00:49:42] Yeah, I want to say thanks for having me, Joe.
[00:49:47] Why haven't they ever gotten those two months together?
[00:49:57] Everybody used to be able to make fuck.
[00:50:14] I think everybody got scared when I got cancer from eating pussy.
[00:50:18] You think Michael Douglas single-handedly stopped when made pussy eating dip?
[00:50:25] I couldn't eat pussy for years after that.
[00:50:30] I'll take a pull off of a cushy dreams with pipe.
[00:50:52] You want to see drive your dick into my ass.
[00:50:59] I'm literally going to smoke a joint when I get home.
[00:51:02] My wind down is just a little mini can of dye Dr. Pepper.
[00:51:10] That was a nice, nice, healthy rip off.
[00:51:19] It's like a glass fancy chillum so bad.
[00:51:22] That's the one that's just a little straight tooth.
[00:51:27] That's what like the jam band kids were always into.
[00:51:34] The instrument's as the Saturday night special is too a gun.
[00:51:47] No, no, like the kind of like old cops used to wear when he used to, they dressed like
[00:51:59] Listen, what the hell are you doing in there?
[00:52:05] Come out and let me suck your penis at FisherDreams.com for 20% off your penis.
[00:52:17] By the time they get big penis technology, I'll be retired from the getting pussy game.
[00:52:23] But when are they going to make that happen?
[00:52:26] You know what I honestly did see some article about like the like, I mean, it's not new
[00:52:32] information, but like nanotechnology to like eat tumors or whatever.
[00:52:40] Honestly, that it made me feel it made.
[00:52:43] I can't that that that that tempers and seasons me to have a broken garbage dick and to be
[00:52:51] like kind of I need I want to keep all my flaws.
[00:52:56] If science was able not to grow your penis bigger, but to grow a second beautiful penis
[00:53:03] or even better to make everyone else's dick smaller.
[00:53:06] Yeah, you take pills that to you just tastes like Sour Patch Kids.
[00:53:14] Wait, but what if you grew a second penis that really just
[00:53:17] Professor X in that room, making rooms dick smaller?
[00:53:21] But it just all the fucking monitors are just guys in bathroom.
[00:53:32] So wait, Adam, or alternatively, Neo from the Matrix.
[00:53:40] Where's the actually where's the new dick growing?
[00:53:43] And it really puts your regular dick to shame, but you're going to have to get it chopped
[00:53:48] Just give me more fish and we'll give you whatever you want.
[00:53:53] When I come back, I want to I could be homeless, but I want my dick to be fucking big.
[00:53:58] Do you remember there's that Reddit Emma with a guy with two penises?
[00:54:07] You knew what you were doing when you said it that way.
[00:54:16] You can form a cup of the mineral spirit.
[00:54:31] Honestly, it is crazy how the smokeable CBD actually does work.
[00:54:39] When I take a whole little joint to the face, I basically feel hot.
[00:54:47] It's being high without any of the light.
[00:54:49] Well, now my brain just doesn't work for an hour.
[00:54:54] Figure out like how to turn the light on and the bad.
[00:55:01] But yes, Adam, to answer your very annoyingly asked question, the content was worth discussion.
[00:55:09] And I do remember that AMA with that guy that had two cocks.
[00:55:22] He didn't get caught because he kept making his two dicks bigger.
[00:55:37] Yeah, you remember when you found out Santa Claus' dick wasn't actually big?
[00:55:46] But sort of, Santa doesn't cry situation.
[00:55:50] Well, I can't believe that guy was a fraud.
[00:55:54] I remember also he said that because he had two penises.
[00:56:03] That kind of shit should have tipped you off.
[00:56:19] If he had two dicks, that's how he'd...
[00:56:40] They kind of turn into like a clay texture.
[00:56:42] Even the texture in your mouth when they're like...
[00:56:49] Like I spit that shit out and it'd be like, let me show you a beautiful man with a baby
[00:56:58] But there's a wide world of crackers out there.
[00:57:01] If I was like, I didn't feel about Fig Newton's, I'd be like, they're pretty good.
[00:57:09] They occupy a different place in my head.
[00:57:14] At a certain point, I wouldn't even necessarily...
[00:57:18] The fuck is up with the Nabisco logo, by the way.
[00:57:21] What are the laziest logos of all time?
[00:57:24] It's like a fucking corner and there's a circle and then there's like an antenna on
[00:57:35] It looks like somebody's like, oh yeah, this sucks.
[00:57:50] Wait, the dark truth behind the design of Oreo cookies.
[00:57:58] The Nabisco stands for Nab the Kids Let's Go.
[00:58:20] I can't believe I've been giving my children that Christian promise.
[00:58:24] Yeah, this is according to spoonuniversity.com.
[00:58:35] I think that's how you got promoted to Captain Crunch.
[00:58:42] Where's magnums comes loudly at Spoonuniversity?
[00:58:52] All the butterscotch pudding you ever asked for.
[00:58:55] This guy was getting so much pussy at Spoonun.
[00:59:02] I'm going to go to like a big national forest.
[00:59:16] And then have like a climb to the top of the mountain and I open up and I get up there
[00:59:19] and I catch my breath and I look out and then from my fanny pack I pull out fig newtons
[00:59:28] And then I got a pack of natural spirit, natural American spirits in there and just
[00:59:35] fucking get smokin' cigarettes and even fig newtons.
[00:59:37] Okay, so the point I was trying to make is fig newtons, I would say sometimes in my
[00:59:44] When I was a kid I thought they were for retarded kids.
[00:59:49] I love fig newtons too, but I would eat them and I'm like, isn't this for like retarded
[00:59:56] No, I thought honestly, and here's how stupid I was, I thought they were like toned down cookies
[01:00:08] Right, yeah, I thought they were like safety cookies.
[01:00:14] They wouldn't have a cookie as a retarget handle.
[01:00:19] I swear to God, those are like Nilla Wavers, I thought they were like fucking like, you
[01:00:24] know, let's put a governor on them to make sure they were...
[01:00:31] Can you imagine one of these guys getting their hands on a fucking like, you know, like double
[01:00:36] chocolate or chips of boy or something?
[01:00:39] They'd have an old fashioned prison riot in the stuff.
[01:00:43] Every fucking safety situation everywhere.
[01:01:11] Oh damn, now I want like a big pepperoni pizza.
[01:01:15] I haven't had pepperoni pizza in forever dude.
[01:01:20] Whenever I get a pizza, I just go cheese or I do something fancy.
[01:01:35] But sometimes just a plain old fashioned...
[01:01:37] You need a fucking pepperoni with crispy ass pepperoni.
[01:01:42] The like, just lost a baseball game style pizza.
[01:01:53] It's a day of fucking playing soccer at Rosedale.
[01:02:01] You know, I was so pissed when I got stuff.
[01:02:16] But I like the stretch of the cheese in the commercial is so beautiful.
[01:02:20] I like the weight it adds to the handle of the pizza.
[01:02:29] It's like having like a desert eagle grip on a like a 9mm.
[01:02:37] What I want is pizza with a custom engraved handle.
[01:02:47] What the fuck was that shit where they're cutting the crust off bread?
[01:02:59] I understand not eating the crust of pizza.
[01:03:04] I understand crust off bread way more than I understand crust off.
[01:03:08] The crust on the pizza is so far removed from the rest of what the pizza is.
[01:03:17] So I can understand liking pizza but not wanting the bread stick aspect because you're just a child.
[01:03:30] Presumably there's fucking still pina...
[01:03:32] I would say the same applies to what you just said about pizza.
[01:03:40] But it's a marked difference from the rest of the world.
[01:03:44] And it's harder and it's not as fluffy.
[01:03:50] Go get a fucking piece of Wonder Bread.
[01:03:58] And the parents that would do it for their kids were bad parents.
[01:04:06] Even if you're cutting the sandwich for the child.
[01:04:09] My child will have the sandwich that they're...
[01:04:19] You're getting a full jar of peanut butter and jelly and then the loaf of bread in your
[01:04:24] And you said you got to make this last month.
[01:04:51] When was the last time you had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
[01:04:52] You're such a fucking bullshit a week ago.
[01:05:07] You know the nice jam with the red and white cap?
[01:05:18] Me and my Estonian sweet wife are going out on a picnic.
[01:05:38] You're going to say a fucking sandwich with unsweetened peanut butter?
[01:05:41] It's your favorite sweet, you fucking prick.
[01:05:45] That's not even a fucking sweet dickhead.
[01:05:47] Oh my god, do the three elements are not sweet.
[01:05:52] If you had sugar in there, if you had some jiff, I'd at least listen.
[01:05:55] You're to be wrong, but I'd listen to you.
[01:05:57] That chalky fucking Costco peanut butter is a main ingredient in your favorite sweet.
[01:06:09] I'm thinking that as a jumping ball point.
[01:06:19] And then you threw bacon and bananas in there also.
[01:06:35] I was trying to fall asleep, but I was too hungry to fall asleep.
[01:06:39] Listen, a night PBJ is one of the best.
[01:06:42] So now you're losing everything got runny.
[01:06:55] The only way I poured a glass sage is sweet.
[01:07:00] There's no fucking creaminess to almond milk.
[01:07:04] You're going to dunk a hot sandwich in almond milk.
[01:07:09] You've got to just put the bacon strips in the convection oven.
[01:07:14] If you're going to make it a sweet, it's got to have cake-like consistency.
[01:07:20] It can't be crunchy fucking multi-grain bread.
[01:07:35] You had fucking, you ate a, you ate a, you ate a Merkin with fucking expired jelly.
[01:07:47] Toasting it's a very, very lightly, maybe.
[01:07:52] But if you're telling me you toasted the point where the shit is running, you've lost me,
[01:07:56] and you've lost the elements that make it potentially a sweet.
[01:07:59] To make it a sweet, it's got to be close to a fucking cake.
[01:08:03] So then don't fucking come into the dojo then, motherfucker.
[01:08:07] Stay out there with your fucking multi-grains and your fucking seeds.
[01:08:11] And your fucking vinaigrette's and shit, okay.
[01:08:17] Your favorite sweet is a fucking, is a Costco bean.
[01:08:20] You know my favorite that pussy is actually a man.
[01:08:36] The best would be something like potato bread, but it's half cheesecake.
[01:08:43] But if you could make those two, you get a bread that's got somewhere between potato
[01:08:48] bread and New York cheesecake where you can hold it and it's not going to fuck up your
[01:09:01] i have a sandwich idea that i will not have a show akin because i think that
[01:09:04] there's a seventy five percent chance will make me a multi-millionaire
[01:09:08] all right let's end this episode is i need to hear about the same with
[01:09:11] i need to know exactly what the sandwiches you want to hear about the
[01:09:13] sandwich go to come dot no don't you dare tell anyone by a shirt and i in the
[01:09:18] shirt will be the recipe it's a modified sandwich
[01:09:21] okay come dot town also i don't get it already working back here which
[01:09:25] comes out the shirts will be some shirts will be phased out
[01:09:31] last chance to get those probably the andres stake house shirt no that's very
[01:09:36] not very rare nope it's it's been that that's a joke from four years ago
[01:09:41] no i'm saying get them while there's while there's still a yeah it's a place
[01:09:46] uh... the uh... maybe the thousand island stare that will be well
[01:09:51] and uh... probably a couple others will be cut out of the rotation and the
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