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Ep. 250 - pissmeal

Cum Town | Regular | 03/10/2021

[00:00:00] And this has with my pussy and they follow my mouth.
[00:00:05] Little boy, blue, and mine and the moon.
[00:00:08] And my dicks on and my dicks sex and then.
[00:00:15] Welcome to come town.
[00:00:17] Oh, oh my God.
[00:00:20] So much shit's going to fuck home of challenge pissing.
[00:00:24] This week in the news.
[00:00:30] Number one Chris de Leche.
[00:00:34] Hi.
[00:00:35] By having sex.
[00:00:37] He's not a friend of the show.
[00:00:39] He's not a friend of the show.
[00:00:40] He's not a friend of the show.
[00:00:41] Are you guys friends with him?
[00:00:42] Yeah, dude.
[00:00:43] We do.
[00:00:44] Like me.
[00:00:45] I was at the mics with the Lea.
[00:00:47] Yeah.
[00:00:48] We used to go to sneaker swaps.
[00:00:50] Me and the crew called.
[00:00:52] We do meetups.
[00:00:53] We called ourselves the shitty comics.
[00:00:58] And it was me and some of the loudest guys in Los Angeles.
[00:01:03] I was there the first time De Lea raised one eyebrow after a puzzle.
[00:01:08] Whoa.
[00:01:09] It must have set the room on fire.
[00:01:10] Dude, it was like a moment in history.
[00:01:12] I didn't really, I didn't scare you motherfuckers.
[00:01:15] I didn't really, I didn't pay attention to that story.
[00:01:17] I'm glad I didn't say anything because it did look like initially that like he had just hit on a bun.
[00:01:22] He had just hit on a bunch of women and then anytime it seems.
[00:01:26] And any time, no, I'm saying initially.
[00:01:28] Yeah, yeah.
[00:01:29] Because it was like one that was like, you know, he was hitting on me when I was 17 and then
[00:01:33] he posted the full exchange and she was like, I'm 17.
[00:01:36] He was like, ah, that's too young and he stopped talking.
[00:01:39] I mean, I barely pay attention to it.
[00:01:41] Yeah, I don't remember.
[00:01:42] But now there's lawsuit.
[00:01:43] I think there's a bunch of women who say he was trying to fuck them when they were underage.
[00:01:47] I never liked him.
[00:01:48] I never liked him.
[00:01:49] Because there's a video of him saying that there's no such thing as like Hollywood pedophiles.
[00:01:53] Oh, that was an awesome one.
[00:01:55] Well, his dad's a producer.
[00:01:56] Yeah, so his dad's got to be a pedophile.
[00:01:58] His dad's definitely a pedophile.
[00:01:59] And it's like, so it runs in the family.
[00:02:01] And then sexed into it.
[00:02:02] Yeah, he's like, this thing of all, fucking children, Christopher.
[00:02:06] I'll fucking talk.
[00:02:10] It's an Olive Garden sort of thing.
[00:02:13] Yeah.
[00:02:14] You know, when you're here, you're six.
[00:02:15] When you get any dicks sucked by an elderly Jewish producer.
[00:02:20] But yeah, the lawsuit and the stuff in there is pretty, uh...
[00:02:23] What does it say?
[00:02:25] It's pretty wild, dude.
[00:02:26] He fucked like teenage girls.
[00:02:27] Like teenage girls.
[00:02:28] Teenage girls.
[00:02:29] Like, solicited dudes off like 16 year olds.
[00:02:31] Yeah, yeah.
[00:02:32] Oh, so he did...
[00:02:33] Well, I have no doubt that the thing is, it's very possible that he could be, he's sort of like,
[00:02:39] I mean, not that there's much of a generational gap, but sort of like a Michael Jackson situation.
[00:02:44] Where is it?
[00:02:45] Where is it?
[00:02:46] Yeah, where it's like, I have no doubt in my mind that he has raped children infants even.
[00:02:52] First, Leah.
[00:02:53] Yeah.
[00:02:54] raped and murdered babies.
[00:02:56] But at what point is someone's art so trans?
[00:02:58] So good.
[00:02:59] For example, one that always sticks with me is the joke where it's, um, uh, chicks are crazy
[00:03:06] and guys just don't give a fuck.
[00:03:08] Yeah.
[00:03:09] That is one of the best premises.
[00:03:10] One of the best premises I've ever heard in my life.
[00:03:14] He does like a three minute bit on that premise.
[00:03:16] Instead of rocks.
[00:03:17] Girls?
[00:03:18] Of course.
[00:03:19] Of course.
[00:03:20] Guys just don't give a fuck.
[00:03:21] Instead of how he's so cool.
[00:03:26] But I used to think, though, some of the greatest bits of all time operate in that like, that
[00:03:32] IQ.
[00:03:33] Yeah, sure.
[00:03:34] Yeah.
[00:03:35] That's true.
[00:03:36] You know?
[00:03:37] Yeah, but that's just, that's...
[00:03:38] That's true.
[00:03:40] Yeah, that's cool.
[00:03:41] I mean, but I guess he proved it.
[00:03:43] You know?
[00:03:44] Yeah.
[00:03:45] He just didn't give a fuck.
[00:03:46] He didn't give a fuck about his defense.
[00:03:48] Long.
[00:03:49] Age of consent.
[00:03:50] It's like your honor.
[00:03:51] I just don't give a fuck.
[00:03:52] Yeah.
[00:03:53] And those chicks, they were crazy.
[00:03:54] What's wild with him?
[00:03:55] It's like bro.
[00:03:56] You know he could have fucked 21 year olds.
[00:03:58] That's what, you know what I mean?
[00:03:59] It's like, but he just wanted to fuck 60.
[00:04:02] Like, it's fun.
[00:04:03] Yeah.
[00:04:04] Yeah.
[00:04:05] You're saying that if he couldn't get pussy, he would have to.
[00:04:07] No, I'm just saying it's weird.
[00:04:09] He's not like a teen idol.
[00:04:10] You know what I mean?
[00:04:11] We're like, he had to seek out teens.
[00:04:14] Like, I bet you Justin Bieber or whoever the fuck.
[00:04:17] Justin Bieber was fucking adults when he was a kid.
[00:04:20] That's true.
[00:04:21] That's true.
[00:04:22] That's true.
[00:04:23] Justin Bieber's like the cool kid in school that has sex with the future.
[00:04:25] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:04:26] Justin Bieber's a pimp.
[00:04:28] That's true.
[00:04:29] Yeah.
[00:04:30] Yeah.
[00:04:31] I remember the other day after there was a paparazzi picture of Justin's penis.
[00:04:36] It was there.
[00:04:37] When his father tweeted, he was like, I'm one proud daddy or something.
[00:04:42] Yeah, because his cock was big.
[00:04:44] Yeah, that's true.
[00:04:46] Yeah, his parents are just Canadian trash, right?
[00:04:49] Yeah, they're white trash.
[00:04:50] That's awesome.
[00:04:51] Whatever, dude.
[00:04:52] I fuck with that guy heavy.
[00:04:53] Justin Bieber's dad?
[00:04:54] No, Justin Bieber.
[00:04:55] No, Justin Bieber.
[00:04:56] Chris Dilever.
[00:04:57] Chris Dilever is who you mean?
[00:04:58] Oh, man, Chris Dilever.
[00:04:59] Yeah.
[00:05:00] Well, there was stuff in there in that, like, the complaint, I guess.
[00:05:04] I don't know the right words.
[00:05:05] Adam, help me out here.
[00:05:06] Yeah, complaints.
[00:05:07] And it's a civil complaint or a criminal one?
[00:05:10] He's being sued, so I guess it's civil.
[00:05:13] Okay, but it's a bit arrested.
[00:05:15] Right, but it alleges criminal activity.
[00:05:18] Sure.
[00:05:19] Yeah.
[00:05:20] That just means there's a different burden of proof.
[00:05:22] Right.
[00:05:23] It's lower.
[00:05:24] It's preponderance of the evidence.
[00:05:25] It's more likely than that.
[00:05:26] As your attorney, I say, it's more likely than not.
[00:05:29] That's why OJ lost a civil suit right to the gold ones.
[00:05:32] Yeah.
[00:05:33] Well, in the Browns.
[00:05:34] One of the most fucked up miscarriages of justice, the man was innocent by a court.
[00:05:38] Yeah, there's like a law.
[00:05:39] There's like, according to the double jeopardy.
[00:05:41] Double jeopardy.
[00:05:42] Classic double jeopardy.
[00:05:44] Damn, now I just want to rewatch double jeopardy.
[00:05:47] Yeah, Ashley.
[00:05:48] I'm trying to get my dick set by ash.
[00:05:50] Yeah, ash, Joe.
[00:05:52] I think it's that one.
[00:05:53] I'm trying to remember.
[00:05:54] And Winona for that matter.
[00:05:55] The beginning of the whole movie is like the whole family slob on my knob.
[00:05:58] The beginning of that movie is edited in such a retarded way that there's like four scenes
[00:06:02] in a row where she's reacting to her husband being murdered and having an emotional breakdown.
[00:06:07] Yeah.
[00:06:08] It's like the first part where he is murdered.
[00:06:10] And then again, when the cops are like, we can't find him or something.
[00:06:15] I never saw him.
[00:06:16] And then again, let's just throw it on.
[00:06:18] Homily Jones's fucks are in it or no.
[00:06:21] We're going to look in every asshole, every pussy.
[00:06:23] Tommy doesn't get pussy in movies.
[00:06:25] Does Tommy get pussy over?
[00:06:26] He's never gotten pussy in any movie.
[00:06:28] I honestly don't think so.
[00:06:30] God.
[00:06:31] Can you imagine a career?
[00:06:32] He might as well not even be an actor.
[00:06:34] No, because he can't simulate.
[00:06:35] So of course that is getting pussy.
[00:06:37] Father, he's up ahead in the past.
[00:06:39] He was getting pussy.
[00:06:40] He turned around.
[00:06:41] He said, none of this is for you.
[00:06:44] Nobody just wrote off when I woke up.
[00:06:47] No pussy for Tommy L.J.
[00:06:50] Yeah.
[00:06:51] No, and the complaint, it says that he, there's like some 17 year old, he kind of like emotionally
[00:06:56] manipulated or weird to fucked also.
[00:07:00] Just to be clear.
[00:07:01] Yeah.
[00:07:02] But he gaslighted her.
[00:07:03] But then he, which is the more egregious the worst.
[00:07:05] But then he was, I hear that he was gaslight.
[00:07:07] He was gaslighted.
[00:07:08] Oh God.
[00:07:09] Oh, I guess he was like, I want you to meet.
[00:07:10] He was like trying to pimp her out to his friends.
[00:07:12] That's fucked up.
[00:07:13] And then the first way, it was a bobby Lee.
[00:07:16] Yeah, Bobby Lee.
[00:07:18] Bobby Kelly.
[00:07:19] Bobby Kelly.
[00:07:20] Bobby Kelly.
[00:07:21] The Bobby crew.
[00:07:22] The Bobby, it was the call in the Bobby Pins.
[00:07:24] Yes.
[00:07:25] They would, they would sing as a barbershop quartet while raping children.
[00:07:29] The cartoon.
[00:07:30] The how he meant Del Carton Bobby's world.
[00:07:34] Yeah.
[00:07:35] That's wild.
[00:07:36] This got to be like, I don't know how much like, like sense of community there is among like
[00:07:40] LA comedians, but can you imagine if like, like Aaron Berg, we found out he was raping
[00:07:45] children and then like, he was also getting like, Gino and.
[00:07:50] Yeah.
[00:07:51] I mean, I'm fucking like Patrick from the stand.
[00:07:54] I love your Patrick's J Leno, but they have a very, well, it's just like kind of generic
[00:08:05] long island kind of.
[00:08:07] Yeah.
[00:08:08] You know, damn, I haven't seen Patrick in quite some time.
[00:08:10] Yeah.
[00:08:11] I want to know.
[00:08:12] It will be back.
[00:08:13] I know.
[00:08:14] Yeah.
[00:08:15] It will be back with the vengeance.
[00:08:16] I was trying to get back.
[00:08:17] Can't wait.
[00:08:18] Patrick was always my favorite guy.
[00:08:19] Oh, I love that.
[00:08:20] Out of that, out of that, that whole operation.
[00:08:23] Yeah, did Patrick was showing the team love before we had anything going on operation?
[00:08:28] Dumbo drop.
[00:08:29] Yeah.
[00:08:30] Do you remember that movie?
[00:08:32] No.
[00:08:33] It's a Vietnam movie about putting an elephant dropping it with a parachute behind enemy
[00:08:41] line.
[00:08:42] Oh, I remember because it was actually based on a story about my dick.
[00:08:45] It was based on the story by just your entire body.
[00:08:47] No, it was my dick.
[00:08:49] My dick is the size of an elephant.
[00:08:51] No, it's because the rest of the rest of you.
[00:08:53] It looks like Dumbo.
[00:08:54] And then when they see your Pete, like a woman's expecting an elephant's penis, but then it's
[00:08:58] an infant.
[00:08:59] It goes elephant infant.
[00:09:01] Why would that make sense?
[00:09:02] And the Dumbo drop is the drop in expectation and purpose.
[00:09:07] That's not, it's a literal thing.
[00:09:09] It's the Dumbo Dumbo is my dick.
[00:09:11] It's the expectation delta.
[00:09:13] They put me in to fuck all the whores and Ho Chi Minh's.
[00:09:17] Why do they have this?
[00:09:18] It's too small.
[00:09:19] They fuck.
[00:09:20] We can't put this elephant in the plane.
[00:09:22] They're a small disco Mr. Darrow dynamics.
[00:09:25] They got that.
[00:09:26] That makes sense.
[00:09:27] Ew, it doesn't even make sense.
[00:09:29] Darrow, Darrow, not Damex is going to be messed up.
[00:09:32] Maybe the smallest dick elephant.
[00:09:34] Listen, I've been in Vietnam for 62 years.
[00:09:37] I've been doing this war since 1932.
[00:09:39] And you're still in the shit.
[00:09:41] And I'm still, I've been in the shit the whole time.
[00:09:44] Still in the shit.
[00:09:45] When it was still French in Do China.
[00:09:46] I came to Darnang before back when they before the AIDS civil war happened.
[00:09:50] They called me a house soldier.
[00:09:53] Interesting.
[00:09:54] Because they said we're going to send you to Fiosbuzz a different kind.
[00:09:58] They got rice.
[00:09:59] They got rice.
[00:10:00] And there's yellow man high deep down in there.
[00:10:04] And he covers pointed sticks and shit.
[00:10:07] And he jams them up into your legs.
[00:10:09] Interesting.
[00:10:10] They're treacherous.
[00:10:11] They're treacherous folks.
[00:10:13] Folks.
[00:10:14] Who's he talking to?
[00:10:15] He's doing a bit.
[00:10:18] The rice patty.
[00:10:19] These are actual scenes from Operation Dumbo.
[00:10:22] Yeah, you have it.
[00:10:24] Why do we got to get these chicks in the elephant so we can get a war?
[00:10:27] I mean, that's the premise of it.
[00:10:31] That's what it was.
[00:10:32] I got not done.
[00:10:34] I haven't seen it.
[00:10:36] And I don't think they say it.
[00:10:38] I haven't seen it.
[00:10:39] I'm pretty sure.
[00:10:41] Riggs, we got to get these.
[00:10:44] No, we don't.
[00:10:45] We got to get them.
[00:10:46] We don't.
[00:10:47] We don't.
[00:10:48] We got an elephant.
[00:10:49] We go and treat it to.
[00:10:51] No, we're not.
[00:10:52] We go and treat these superhets in elephant.
[00:10:56] That's how the boys go.
[00:10:58] Didn't you say it was a Disney movie?
[00:11:00] Yeah, it's about a man who tries to end the Vietnam war with slurs.
[00:11:04] Oh, it is Danny Glover.
[00:11:07] Yeah.
[00:11:08] What the fuck would you be doing?
[00:11:09] Even I knew that.
[00:11:10] Why would you be doing the voice?
[00:11:11] No, I didn't remember that it was him.
[00:11:12] Well, then you put it together when he was doing a community club.
[00:11:15] I thought he was doing a Vietnam black guy.
[00:11:18] That's Danny Glover, man.
[00:11:20] I knew he was doing Danny Glover.
[00:11:21] He's the idea.
[00:11:22] I remember he was in the movie.
[00:11:23] Look, they all got, they all got.
[00:11:24] They all got skimped dicks.
[00:11:26] We going to send an elephant over there.
[00:11:28] He's going to think the dicks peanuts.
[00:11:29] He's going to rip them all off with his nose.
[00:11:32] Interesting.
[00:11:33] And that all ended on.
[00:11:34] Goddamn it, Danny.
[00:11:35] You've done it again.
[00:11:37] You're Danny.
[00:11:38] Goddamn it, Lieutenant Danny is the best black marine.
[00:11:42] This is the smartest colored marine we've ever had.
[00:11:48] He came over to an idea to get an elephant to eat all the Viet Cong's dicks because
[00:11:55] it looked like peanuts.
[00:11:57] That's the smartest thing we've ever had.
[00:12:03] Unfortunately, the operation backfired because one of the guy's dicks looked like a mouse
[00:12:08] and the elephant got scared.
[00:12:09] What the hell were they doing with this damn elephant in the middle of Vietnam?
[00:12:12] Didn't they have elephants over there?
[00:12:15] I think so.
[00:12:16] So what the fuck do you drop in more elephants?
[00:12:18] You want to go to the elephant?
[00:12:20] You want to have sex and Vietnam.
[00:12:21] Say, I get an idea.
[00:12:22] We're going to go to Vietnam and we're going to have sex.
[00:12:26] I just watched Wall Street.
[00:12:28] Wall Street.
[00:12:29] Not a very good movie.
[00:12:30] It's a movie about getting pussy.
[00:12:32] It's a movie about making pussy.
[00:12:34] That would be awesome.
[00:12:35] That's an awesome movie.
[00:12:36] I'm trying to see.
[00:12:37] You know why you move to New York?
[00:12:38] You move here to have sex.
[00:12:40] When I get this job on Wall Street, I say, there's one thing I'm going to do.
[00:12:46] I'm going to have sex.
[00:12:47] Adam, do you think there's anywhere in the world where you would have more sex in here?
[00:12:52] This is one of the few.
[00:12:53] They're in like a 20 block radius.
[00:12:56] I'll go the opposite.
[00:12:57] Impossible for me to have sex anywhere else.
[00:12:59] Do you think I could go to fucking Stockholm and have sex?
[00:13:04] They're not going to have sex with me.
[00:13:06] They're going to have sex with your mouth.
[00:13:08] They will have sex with your mouth, that's true.
[00:13:10] You think I can go to Otis Ababa?
[00:13:13] It was funny when we were in Japan because there's no way Stop fucking there.
[00:13:17] How dare you do.
[00:13:18] But did you?
[00:13:20] What do you mean, did I?
[00:13:21] You must have been on the pole.
[00:13:23] He wasn't trolling for pussy like that.
[00:13:25] Couldn't do it.
[00:13:26] Not in Japan.
[00:13:27] He was getting ready to go to Australia.
[00:13:28] He was in a white country to have sex.
[00:13:30] Even if he went to one of your little cat houses, it would be like, sorry, we only do
[00:13:34] humans.
[00:13:35] Are you kidding me, dude?
[00:13:36] A fat jolly white man?
[00:13:38] I think it's...
[00:13:39] I would get pussy.
[00:13:40] I looked up how to get pussy in one of those places.
[00:13:43] Sounds scary.
[00:13:44] Like, because the...
[00:13:45] What do you mean, you looked up how to get pussy in one of those places?
[00:13:49] I looked up.
[00:13:50] You considered buying a whore when we were in Japan with your girlfriend?
[00:13:53] No, I was just looking up how you do it.
[00:13:56] Oh.
[00:13:57] Just, you know...
[00:13:58] He was leaving.
[00:13:59] He was leaving right now.
[00:14:00] No, we were staying right next to the red light district.
[00:14:04] I was like, oh, what's...
[00:14:05] You know, I was reading about it.
[00:14:07] The one here being of Christalia was like, I was doing research.
[00:14:11] I was doing research to see what a 17-year-old's pussy felt like.
[00:14:14] No, we were walking down the street and all those Nigerian guys are on the street trying
[00:14:18] to bark.
[00:14:19] Like, they're doing barking, trying to get you to go into...
[00:14:21] You were talking to him and it's like, what are you doing talking to people in a strange
[00:14:25] country?
[00:14:26] I don't know.
[00:14:27] But the whole thing's run by the yaku's on.
[00:14:29] It's scary.
[00:14:30] And apparently they give you...
[00:14:31] You live in a city, you should know about it.
[00:14:32] They give you a price and then you're done fucking in there that they can say any other
[00:14:35] than any price they want.
[00:14:36] Yeah.
[00:14:17] And then they'll chop you with a sword or something?
[00:14:20] No thanks.
[00:14:21] Yeah, I'm a little too scared there.
[00:14:22] I would prefer European style brothel culture.
[00:14:25] I don't think that they want non-Japanese.
[00:14:26] It's right there.
[00:14:27] I'm not sure if I'm trying to get a joke.
[00:14:29] Because the whole thing is that we are talking to people in a strange country.
[00:14:32] But the whole thing's run by the yaku's on.
[00:14:35] It's scary.
[00:14:36] And apparently they give you a city, you should know about it.
[00:14:39] They give you a price and then you're done fucking in there that they can say any other
[00:14:47] Japanese in the
[00:14:50] No penis
[00:14:53] Open opening penis. Yeah, don't ruin their pussies with your non-Japanese dick the best the best part of that whole trip was
[00:15:00] When I was like sort of we were on the escalator and I was like putting my ass in someone's face
[00:15:05] I can't remember who it was
[00:15:07] Yeah pretending to be like Ben like you know, whatever there was just it was the perfect yeah leverages and heights
[00:15:14] Yes separation on the ass your ass literally your whole is in Adams, no his nose
[00:15:19] I'm and then I turn around and there's no there's a Japanese lady behind us that look like is
[00:15:25] So disgusting right exactly she is she cannot believe the fucking dishonor because it her mind
[00:15:31] She probably lived through the occupation. So it was guys that looked just like me
[00:15:35] 50 years ago putting cigarettes out on her fucking like, you know her bento box when she's coming home from yep
[00:15:41] You know school from calligraphy school. Yeah
[00:15:45] After all your friends were killed by the bomb and then it's some bubble gum chewing GI
[00:15:50] It's like hey Mac. What if I put my ass in your face?
[00:15:55] Look here comes one of them
[00:15:58] You know I tell you the Marines. I got a colored guy that's figuring this sole operation out with a dumbbell
[00:16:04] And suddenly they're doing another one of these but down in Vietnam
[00:16:08] It's like this place except you can fuck the kids there
[00:16:13] It's the same as Japan except the little boys are grown women and you can fuck them the little boys
[00:16:18] They give them tits. They give them tits. It's like Shakespeare times
[00:16:22] It's like a regular globe
[00:16:27] Anyways, they're sending an elephant I guess I should keep it on the down low
[00:16:31] Less than any of these Japanese here what I'm saying tell that cousins over in Vietnam
[00:16:35] You don't want them telling the I guess you call them their brothers, but now they're sisters or something
[00:16:43] I'm trying to go to Vietnam, dude. I love it. I love fucking Vietnamese food. I'm trying to get a real ass
[00:16:48] Bonne me, bro. I'm trying to yeah trying to slurp up some real ass foe
[00:16:52] Yeah, and the next level up cuz I feel like you know, there's got to be others cuisines. I want to go
[00:16:58] Yeah, they got they got more shit than I know I want to know and you know down until I'm
[00:17:03] Right I definitely want to go see the jungles down there. No, I don't want all that
[00:17:09] Me and so we're gonna be at the beat. I'm trying to I'm just trying to see how fucking wild nature can get no
[00:17:15] Let me get you know, let me get you up on the board this summer. I want a guy
[00:17:19] I want a guy that only speaks good you stand up on the board whose entire language just is it sounds like chewing gum being
[00:17:27] Snapped it's a crazy sounding yeah
[00:17:29] And then for him to take me out into the woods with a machete and introduce me to a reticulated python
[00:17:35] Yeah, that's the kind of shit
[00:17:37] I want to do this goes back or I guess forward to our discussion about how you don't know how to enjoy things man
[00:17:42] What I want is a night so to be taken to be paraded around like an aristocrat. Oh, I appreciate a dangerous animal
[00:17:50] No, yeah, well, it's just you know what Adam. Maybe I will get on the board this
[00:17:55] Their own yeah, I want to get you up on that board yeah, cuz I have an incran immaculate balance. I'll tell you date line tonight
[00:18:01] The ocean is destroyed
[00:18:06] They put big-ass boats in there
[00:18:10] Is destroyed Tony Island has been wiped out by a massive entire ocean on the globe is now in space
[00:18:18] Cause by the way, we understand to be a meteor colliding with those
[00:18:25] It's like the movie deep impact yeah, good fuck that actually because then I get all the I can pick up all the octopus
[00:18:30] In calamari that I fucking want yeah, that's right
[00:18:36] Calamari is there as I can fucking as I have my little heart
[00:18:40] I'm gonna go down to the bottom of the Marianas trench and use it to blast a big echo saying I can see your pussy from down here
[00:18:48] And every woman in the world will hear it. Oh, she'll be like what?
[00:18:53] I can see your pussy from down here
[00:18:58] Did imagine all the seafood you would have access to I can see your pussy
[00:19:05] Man
[00:19:07] I
[00:19:10] Should is so scary
[00:19:13] Help I'm being rained deep sea to me is by a man with a little s
[00:19:18] W
[00:19:48] life
[00:19:53] has
[00:20:01] two
[00:20:07] I'm with you though. It is crazy scary as fuck down there. I got fucked up looking there aliens
[00:20:12] They got fucked up looking fish with fucked up like yes, sure. Fuck. That's scary looking shit. Are those angler fish?
[00:20:18] I don't like those are and that's just the shit we know about so I remember learning that about that when I was in fourth grade
[00:20:23] And I was obsessed with angler fish. And I was like I want to go see one you want to go I
[00:20:30] Yeah, it the when I saw that documentary about James Cameron a submarine that seemed cool to me
[00:20:36] It seems scary getting down there, but just being down there for an hour seems awesome in a ship seems awesome
[00:20:43] Yeah, and also and also I want to find Atlantis. Yeah, well that's just big
[00:20:49] No, what's in the Bahamas? They got a big slide. Yeah, you're gonna see a vampire squid. No those are cool too
[00:20:56] I hate that sense out of that is that fish that looks like Ted Cruz to that live down there, too
[00:21:01] Thank you. I'm not scared of that though. I think it's looking good. This thing
[00:21:10] That's exactly what the little light bulb
[00:21:14] Have nightmares about I don't fuck with that type of monster. I do not you know else pisses me off
[00:21:20] Yeah, some angler fish about the word sounds like you stop some angler fish are notable for extreme sexual
[00:21:26] Diomorphism Wow and sexual symbiosis of the small male with the much larger female
[00:21:35] Big bitches I
[00:21:38] I have a fantasy about getting fucked by a big ass or big ass basketball playing woman. Yeah. Yeah said this before
[00:21:47] Well, I've said I feel bad for those guys that are into legit into giganticism
[00:21:52] Like because what they want that was cabbage what they want to like actually come will never happen
[00:22:00] Oh true. That's true. That's why they want to 40 foot woman to step on him
[00:22:05] You're right
[00:22:05] It's just never gonna happen you're right cuz getting getting to look at breasts while I pump away
[00:22:11] Getting a look at two big ass tiched bobble. Yeah, that gets to happen a lot that if I that exists in the material
[00:22:17] If I wanted to fat breasts that are bigger than me to smush me in the middle, that's not gonna happen
[00:22:23] Yeah, and that does sound awesome. That's it's kind of nice to be vanilla in that I'm with you, bro
[00:22:29] Because I yep
[00:22:30] Can you imagine like just
[00:22:33] That's a scary fish. What kind is that? It's the same kind. Oh
[00:22:38] Fuck that angle you imagine just your kink is so specific that you can't even tell your girlfriend. Yeah, but at the same time
[00:22:44] It would be ice up have like a
[00:22:48] Be into something so specific that if somebody just does it vampire vampire squids are cool as shit
[00:22:55] Yeah, dude. You got me on my deep sea. Yeah, dude. Don't forget. I'm okay
[00:22:59] I do this one looks kind of cool. Is that a note? I'm a wildlife conservation society member. Oh, yeah
[00:23:04] I forgot about that. Don't forget you're fucking Teddy Roosevelt, dude. No, I just wanted the rough riders
[00:23:09] I just wanted to park for free at the zoo you pay
[00:23:15] $500 to park twice a year. Yeah, it's not free. Yeah, that's not free with your little dumbass
[00:23:21] No, it is free anyway. I go to any cost money and no, but it's you could just walk right in with that car
[00:23:27] Yeah, it's nice. You can you can choose. That's like being the president
[00:23:31] I do it like you get real yet. You get cheap diet cokes
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[00:24:39] Come dude if I knew as a little kid. I'm proving what a time to be a lot
[00:24:44] I was remember when the critic was on the Simpsons. This is like that times five. Yeah
[00:24:48] Yeah, that that ain't shit. That's not shit compared to this fucking bullshit when the Flintstones and the Jetsons and know who gives a fuck
[00:24:56] They should bring back the critic critic was awesome. That was a good show. That was me. I was he got the forget fuck
[00:25:03] Yeah, I love it's got so bad. He got can't he got discriminated against for being a Hollywood conservative is he I think
[00:25:11] I mean, maybe it's not but I have a maybe I think he probably is
[00:25:15] Anyway, so this is when you're taking Kratum from other places. It's nasty. It sucks my dick
[00:25:22] And this one made in garages. It's made by my bikers Chinese people
[00:25:35] But this shit it's got the gold sir doubles
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[00:26:00] You have a pepper step we can't technically say it we can't but can we feel it in our hearts?
[00:26:05] Maybe we can and you can't tell me what to think you can't tell me what to feel or what to think you can't tell me
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[00:26:29] The problem is is that the
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[00:26:55] Oh, it's Ken Kuchanelli
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[00:27:35] Now let me tell you they sent me a bunch of this shit and I had a very nice week
[00:27:41] Sitting on the couch watching the grassy drinking cratum and striking out with girls
[00:27:47] And just absolutely blowing it
[00:27:49] It was honestly, yes
[00:27:54] Seemed pleasant. Yeah. Yeah when there's no complications of getting sucked off
[00:27:58] They're in your momentarily free from the grips of wanting pussy if I could actually like bring like find the energy to
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[00:28:13] To get super leaf calm
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[00:28:49] Mike from fondalack, Wisconsin
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[00:29:37] And now I'm married to Alexandria
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[00:30:52] That's what I love to hear from my products
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[00:31:22] Mm-hmm. Yeah, he's doing I'm playing the video now. My name is dr. McCurdy. You may remember me from the man that invented Christmas lights for your bitches pussy
[00:31:35] And I got a new yeah, we saying when it when I'm fucking always Christmas
[00:31:40] Fuckin when I'm fucking is always everybody get presents when I'm fucking and now I'm now I'm a leading cratum researcher
[00:31:53] At the University of Florida and I've been granted funds from Nita at the direction of Congress
[00:31:59] I was like damn Nita. I need a pussy. I need a I need a pussy lit up
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[00:33:06] It come dot town. We already got it set up to forward everything from my spam folder to his regular
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[00:33:16] Yeah, yeah 20% off
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[00:33:31] Yeah, I love it because it's like it's got like a Latina name, but this shit's from like fucking Thailand
[00:33:38] Oh really? Yeah, it's like some Southeast Asian thing. That's what crater miss. Yeah
[00:33:43] See that's where you want to go but just because it's drugs. It's got to be like ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch
[00:33:48] Yeah the cartel took it up here at a lady's pussy
[00:33:53] It should have been that like you know like cheat smokes weed and Chong is addicted to opium
[00:33:59] Yeah, so Tommy Chong is Chinese. Yeah. Hey Tommy Tommy. I'm thinking about getting some tacos
[00:34:07] Tommy
[00:34:09] Take it a nap or something man
[00:34:12] Smoke smoke a little Tommy Tommy good player man
[00:34:16] Tommy are you okay?
[00:34:23] He's from he's been from Edmonton
[00:34:26] That beautiful city
[00:34:29] Thomas be king Chong didn't go away. Oh, yeah
[00:34:35] Chinese guy down there with Michael
[00:34:37] I am down here to Tommy Chong his father Tommy Tommy that's
[00:34:43] Tommy John your pussy is mine well in many ways the Marianna's trenches like the world
[00:35:04] So his mother was scott's Irish Canadian his father was a Chinese Canadian your father immigrated in the 1930s
[00:35:16] Father he's Gigli
[00:35:32] Well, cool.
[00:35:37] Get superlik.com.
[00:35:46] It's Chinese.
[00:35:48] Your father is Chinese.
[00:35:52] Shao Kahn.
[00:35:53] That's his final moves.
[00:35:54] He turns your dad Chinese.
[00:35:56] No.
[00:35:58] Son, I love you.
[00:36:00] Dad, no.
[00:36:01] Oh, well, am I.
[00:36:03] Dad, it's me.
[00:36:05] Don't you remember me?
[00:36:06] Every white person looked the same.
[00:36:09] I want, I'm trying to play mahjong in basement.
[00:36:13] Oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:36:15] What?
[00:36:16] Oh, he was in a band called Little Daddy in the Bachelors.
[00:36:20] And the things soured when they went into chunks, went with chunks suggestion and had themselves
[00:36:27] billed as four N words and a C.
[00:36:34] That's my kind of music.
[00:36:37] Now you're speaking my language.
[00:36:41] Tommy, that was Tommy's idea.
[00:36:45] Tommy goes so hard.
[00:36:47] Tommy was going hard in the motherfucking paint.
[00:36:50] Slur-tality.
[00:36:51] Slur-tality.
[00:36:52] Slur-tality.
[00:36:53] Four beeps and a beep, huh?
[00:36:56] Four beeps and a beep.
[00:36:59] Was it four black eyes in the Chinese?
[00:37:02] Yeah.
[00:37:03] That's a cool band.
[00:37:04] Imagine being, imagine being not even one of the ends.
[00:37:08] He had to be.
[00:37:09] He's like fellas, you'll love this.
[00:37:13] It was 1960s in Canada.
[00:37:16] I wonder if they were using it more.
[00:37:18] There was a lot more of a Tommy Chong you have been cancelled.
[00:37:22] Finally.
[00:37:23] Shao Kahn should start canceling people.
[00:37:27] He should be delivering the new...
[00:37:31] He was hired.
[00:37:32] Looks like he was a musician.
[00:37:36] And he had a small penis.
[00:37:39] A small penis?
[00:37:40] Your dick is small.
[00:37:44] I can't get hard!
[00:37:47] Tommy Peenay.
[00:37:49] Dude, have you guys seen the fucking trailer for the Immortal Combat?
[00:37:52] No.
[00:37:53] Oh my God.
[00:37:54] Tana Hasi coach is right.
[00:37:55] Yeah, he's correcting and writing that one too.
[00:37:58] Him and what's your name?
[00:38:00] The Big Bitch.
[00:38:01] Dude, I can't wait to...
[00:38:02] I can't wait til T.
[00:38:03] He's an open up.
[00:38:04] Rock, sand, gay.
[00:38:05] I really do want to get just fucked up and go to movies all the time.
[00:38:08] That sounds awesome.
[00:38:09] I can see all that shit.
[00:38:10] I can't wait to go back to that.
[00:38:11] It might finally be time for me to get into the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
[00:38:16] Now, here's the problem though.
[00:38:18] I've had such a nice setup that as long as I have to wear a mask, I don't think I'm
[00:38:22] going to go to the theater.
[00:38:23] I miss it, dude.
[00:38:24] I miss getting the popcorn.
[00:38:25] Yeah, but you can't eat the fucking popcorn.
[00:38:27] You've got a mask on.
[00:38:28] Yeah, it probably won't sell concessions.
[00:38:30] That's how they make their money.
[00:38:32] If they can't sell concessions, they're not going to fucking...
[00:38:35] But then you have to take your mask off to eat and they don't want people doing that.
[00:38:38] They want people doing whatever people are going to do.
[00:38:41] To make the money, yeah.
[00:38:42] Oh, I know.
[00:38:43] Hold on.
[00:38:44] Look, I got bed bugs from the Union Square Regal twice.
[00:38:47] Yeah.
[00:38:48] I don't think that they're going to open and then it's fucking...
[00:38:53] I better...
[00:38:54] You know what they should have done is they should have secretly filmed Fast and the Furious
[00:38:58] 9, 10, and 11 and have them ready to go.
[00:39:01] I think that one's coming out in June.
[00:39:04] Yeah.
[00:39:05] Really?
[00:39:06] Yeah.
[00:39:07] Fast and the Furious Juneteenth.
[00:39:08] I think so too.
[00:39:09] So sick.
[00:39:10] Brian, I found that I'm free.
[00:39:11] Brian found that I'm finally free.
[00:39:15] But yeah, the new moral combat looks fucking unbelievable, bro.
[00:39:19] Where you going?
[00:39:20] It's a rated R.
[00:39:21] Yeah, it's your second piss of the time, dude.
[00:39:22] Oh, is he doing something even worse?
[00:39:24] You're a fucking piece of shit.
[00:39:27] You left the show to blow your fucking nose.
[00:39:29] Are you out of your mind?
[00:39:31] You fucking idiot.
[00:39:32] I just thought we know.
[00:39:34] Oh my God.
[00:39:35] He's got the cut roll.
[00:39:39] Adam's got a little less fucking dick.
[00:39:42] Your dick is small.
[00:39:43] But yeah, I don't know, man.
[00:39:45] I have a nice setup.
[00:39:46] I got the big screen.
[00:39:47] Yeah.
[00:39:48] I just got surround sound now.
[00:39:50] I don't think I want to have a nice setup here.
[00:39:52] You do.
[00:39:53] It's got surround.
[00:39:54] That's part of the news.
[00:39:55] But I got to say, I got to say, do a whole new surround setup next.
[00:39:58] Your couch is good, but it's not great.
[00:40:01] Yeah, it needs an Ottoman.
[00:40:02] Needs an Ottoman big time.
[00:40:03] But the back seats always get...
[00:40:06] They do.
[00:40:07] Yeah.
[00:40:08] That was my fault for buying a nice couch.
[00:40:09] You know what you should do?
[00:40:10] Just get some fucking double-sided tape.
[00:40:13] That's not a bad idea.
[00:40:14] Yeah.
[00:40:15] Velcro.
[00:40:16] Velcro.
[00:40:17] Yeah, that's my main.
[00:40:18] Internal cushion gets mushed down.
[00:40:19] It's not that even if the Velcro is on there, I would still do this.
[00:40:22] I think the Velcro will keep it.
[00:40:24] No.
[00:40:25] You could try it.
[00:40:26] It doesn't hurt time.
[00:40:27] Even if I'm not using the couch, it'll do this.
[00:40:28] My couch pillows used to slide out the seat part.
[00:40:31] I got a...
[00:40:32] There's no way Velcro would hurt.
[00:40:33] I Velcro'd it and they don't move anymore.
[00:40:36] I'm just going to get a different couch when the time comes.
[00:40:39] Yeah.
[00:40:40] Just try the Velcro, man.
[00:40:41] Just try the Velcro.
[00:40:42] You won't have to get a new couch.
[00:40:43] You love little...
[00:40:44] Oh, well, here's the problem.
[00:40:45] You like little projects.
[00:40:46] You try the Velcro.
[00:40:47] You put it on here.
[00:40:48] It's adhered to the couch.
[00:40:49] There's no turning out.
[00:40:50] There's no turning back.
[00:40:51] There's no turning back.
[00:40:52] Yeah.
[00:40:53] Then when I go to sell the couch, there's a bunch of Velcro bullshit all over it.
[00:40:54] You're going to sell it too.
[00:40:55] Yeah.
[00:40:56] It's a nice couch.
[00:40:57] You know it's a designer couch.
[00:40:59] Give it to your number one.
[00:41:00] I got it on one of those...
[00:41:01] You know where rich people throw out designer furniture and then you can just get it for
[00:41:06] cheap.
[00:41:07] I got...
[00:41:08] I went to...
[00:41:09] It changed its name.
[00:41:10] It used to be called Furnishare.
[00:41:11] I bought a couch from...
[00:41:13] What the fuck is it called?
[00:41:15] A room and board or some shit?
[00:41:16] Metro or something?
[00:41:17] I don't know.
[00:41:18] I went to a fancy fucking place in Chelsea.
[00:41:19] How much was it?
[00:41:20] A room and board is expensive.
[00:41:21] It was expensive, but it's worth it, baby.
[00:41:23] What?
[00:41:24] Two racks?
[00:41:25] I don't remember off the top of my head.
[00:41:26] You would have jorced food racks.
[00:41:27] But I think two racks.
[00:41:28] Yeah, maybe.
[00:41:29] Wow.
[00:41:30] Honestly, I can't catch...
[00:41:31] It's comfy stuff.
[00:41:32] We had an amber's place.
[00:41:34] That was a good couch.
[00:41:36] I can't...
[00:41:37] Those are like you got your solid.
[00:41:38] But they're not comfortable.
[00:41:39] It was good for...
[00:41:40] They're not comfortable.
[00:41:41] It was good for waggy.
[00:41:42] I always feel like...
[00:41:43] This I got...
[00:41:44] I don't know what the fuck it do.
[00:41:45] This is why I'm like always half off the couch.
[00:41:46] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:41:47] I'm telling you, bro, this couch I got is beautiful.
[00:41:49] It's a nice fucking...
[00:41:50] What kind of a sectional?
[00:41:51] A sectional.
[00:41:52] Well, it's got a shades.
[00:41:53] You know what I'm saying?
[00:41:54] I know.
[00:41:55] I like that vibe.
[00:41:57] I am so set up to chill and watch movies that I can't go to the movie theater show.
[00:42:02] TrishaDreams.com.
[00:42:03] Until I'm smoking cushydreams.com.
[00:42:05] Just on your sheds.
[00:42:06] Well, that's the other problem.
[00:42:07] Did you steal the cushydreams pre-rolls from my house?
[00:42:10] No, I asked if I could have them.
[00:42:12] I know.
[00:42:13] You said yes.
[00:42:14] And what did you take them as well?
[00:42:15] I did.
[00:42:16] Okay.
[00:42:17] And I love them.
[00:42:18] And that's how much I love the product.
[00:42:19] So interesting, his definition of the word steal.
[00:42:20] I know.
[00:42:21] I literally said, are you going to smoke these?
[00:42:23] Nick, can I have that?
[00:42:24] Oh, you...
[00:42:25] Yeah, go for it.
[00:42:26] You made it from pulley?
[00:42:27] Next week he's going to accuse you of stealing it out of him.
[00:42:29] No, I just...
[00:42:30] I meant like snatch, grab.
[00:42:31] Yeah, yeah.
[00:42:32] You know, real quick.
[00:42:33] I did real quick.
[00:42:34] I want to put that in my office.
[00:42:35] Because I love them.
[00:42:36] Which one?
[00:42:37] Oh, that's your...
[00:42:38] You do need that one?
[00:42:39] I'm not in my office.
[00:42:40] Can I have your poster?
[00:42:41] I got a poster.
[00:42:42] I got a picture.
[00:42:43] I got a look here.
[00:42:44] I got a tin right here.
[00:42:45] It's good shit.
[00:42:46] An eighth of Cushy Dreams Peace.
[00:42:48] Oh.
[00:42:49] Which is extraordinary CBD rich hemp flour.
[00:42:52] And the serving size is.25 can.
[00:42:55] And it's total CBD.
[00:42:57] And it says total CBD varies by strain.
[00:43:01] Okay.
[00:43:02] So it doesn't even tell you how much...
[00:43:03] So it has a serving size and it doesn't even tell you how much...
[00:43:06] There is nothing like...
[00:43:09] It shouldn't vary by strain.
[00:43:10] There's nothing like cracking open a can of Cushy Dreams.
[00:43:12] Of vacuum spraying the air seal.
[00:43:14] It's like opening a thing of tennis.
[00:43:17] Follow us on Instagram for more...
[00:43:19] It's like opening up a big old pussy.
[00:43:21] Information.
[00:43:22] It's like...
[00:43:23] And it's kind of like an air law.
[00:43:25] Pussy air.
[00:43:26] It's like an astronaut leaving going into spit.
[00:43:29] Ed dreams Cushy on Instagram.
[00:43:31] Wow.
[00:43:32] For...
[00:43:33] And there's a little QR code on here.
[00:43:34] CushyDreams.com.
[00:43:36] That's probably really awesome content over there.
[00:43:38] And yeah.
[00:43:39] That's definitely a must follow.
[00:43:41] Yeah.
[00:43:42] Cushy Dreams.
[00:43:43] That's a...
[00:43:44] They do a lot of black Twitter stuff.
[00:43:47] Yeah.
[00:43:48] They love...
[00:43:49] So that's got...
[00:43:51] That does smell good.
[00:43:52] Smells like...
[00:43:53] Oh yeah.
[00:43:54] Smells like weed.
[00:43:55] Smells like loud pack.
[00:43:56] But here's the beautiful thing.
[00:43:57] That smells like exotics.
[00:43:58] It's not loud.
[00:43:59] You can smoke this shit and you'll feel good.
[00:44:02] You'll feel a nice little head high.
[00:44:04] But you won't be a little...
[00:44:05] You won't be fucked up.
[00:44:06] You probably shouldn't be.
[00:44:07] If he's coming through with the Cushy Dreams,
[00:44:10] it's quiet for you actually.
[00:44:12] That's fine.
[00:44:13] You shouldn't do this.
[00:44:14] This is not the type of a pipe that you want to put.
[00:44:16] You're smoking Cushy out of a tobacco pipe?
[00:44:18] Yeah.
[00:44:19] I'm actually not going to do that.
[00:44:20] You're crazy.
[00:44:21] I'm not going to do it because it will.
[00:44:22] That's insane.
[00:44:23] Well if it's like...
[00:44:24] If I know if you put the resin from like fucking weed...
[00:44:27] The Eddle gunk up one of these real bad.
[00:44:30] Well you know that Cushy is extra sticky.
[00:44:32] This is a $6,000 putt.
[00:44:34] Oh yeah.
[00:44:35] Yeah.
[00:44:36] Where did you get it from?
[00:44:37] Monocle Man?
[00:44:38] Yeah Jonathan...
[00:44:39] Jonathan Topomoff.
[00:44:41] Jonathan Topomoff.
[00:44:42] I want to do like a show like Mr. Belvedere.
[00:44:46] But it's called Mr. Topomoff.
[00:44:48] And it's like a British butler.
[00:44:49] Where's the top hat?
[00:44:50] And there's like a dad.
[00:44:51] There's a stuffy dad that's kind of homophobic.
[00:44:53] Yeah.
[00:44:54] And the butlers always like, you know, they hire him.
[00:44:57] And the dads like, I don't know about this guy.
[00:44:59] He's from Brittany.
[00:45:00] He might be like a homo.
[00:45:01] You know I'm homophobic.
[00:45:03] And they're like, he's just British or whatever.
[00:45:05] And he's always like, Sean your shoes up for you sir.
[00:45:08] Oh yeah.
[00:45:09] He's like, just...
[00:45:10] It's kind of a visual bit of a dick.
[00:45:12] Nicky is shined by shoes.
[00:45:13] But his head was in my car.
[00:45:15] And the dads always worried like, this guy's going to top me off.
[00:45:18] And they're like, it's just his name.
[00:45:20] Mr. Topomoff.
[00:45:21] He's just British.
[00:45:22] He's a Russian guy from Britain.
[00:45:24] And then he's so dismissed to top him off.
[00:45:26] Rape him and something like that.
[00:45:27] He's just always like, you know, they're like, what?
[00:45:31] I think somebody's chair smells bad.
[00:45:34] The dinner.
[00:45:35] And that's episode two.
[00:45:37] What about that?
[00:45:38] And then he's got a friend name.
[00:45:40] And all of these, the entire run of the show can be seen at CushieDreams.com.
[00:45:45] It's actually a home of a premium CBD.
[00:45:48] It's a friend name.
[00:45:49] It's Tom Bington Bear.
[00:45:51] And it's, they think that he's a gay bear top.
[00:45:55] And what does he do?
[00:45:57] Is he small Cushie Dream?
[00:45:58] He loves Cushie Dreams.
[00:45:59] And what is, what is, what is some of the stream?
[00:46:01] And the dads, what is some of the stream fucked by him?
[00:46:03] What are some of the strains of Cushie Dreams Dreams?
[00:46:05] You got chill, hustle, relax, fucking create, create, think, visualize, blast.
[00:46:11] Yeah, bust.
[00:46:13] You got circumcised.
[00:46:15] I like circumcised because it sounds like exercise.
[00:46:19] You got, the thing is, it sounds like working out.
[00:46:23] Oh yeah.
[00:46:24] I love that shit.
[00:46:25] Wall Street Secret is out.
[00:46:26] And all of the top captains of industries and CEO are smoking Cushie Dream.
[00:46:30] They're smoking Cushie Dream.
[00:46:31] On Wall Street Bats, you're saying Cushie Dream is the next big.
[00:46:34] To the moon.
[00:46:35] They're saying they got diamond.
[00:46:36] Hold the line.
[00:46:37] Yeah.
[00:46:38] The next big stonk.
[00:46:39] Yeah.
[00:46:40] I'm holding my stonks and I'm holding my diamond cock.
[00:46:44] My free rolls of Cushie Dream.
[00:46:46] And you know what's beautiful of Cushie Dream?
[00:46:48] They got the grand pre rolls, the whole grand joints.
[00:46:51] But now, now with their ultra premium silver mother fucking line or whatever the fucking
[00:46:55] is called silver line.
[00:46:57] They got half.
[00:46:59] They got half grand joints.
[00:47:00] Those are my favorite.
[00:47:01] No, I'm not even kidding.
[00:47:03] We've, you know, we're flipping here with the advertising, but I'll say I'm a true consumer
[00:47:09] of these half grand joints.
[00:47:10] They are my favorite.
[00:47:11] They come in a little five pack.
[00:47:12] I smoke one of those in the evening when I'm trying to chill out.
[00:47:15] I got a nice little buzz going.
[00:47:16] I go right to bed.
[00:47:17] I wake up the next morning refreshed.
[00:47:19] They honestly, I should start smoking those because they did actually improve my life.
[00:47:24] They're good.
[00:47:25] And you know what?
[00:47:26] I haven't smoked weed in like a couple months and it's really helped me out.
[00:47:30] My, I feel less foggy.
[00:47:32] I don't snack as much.
[00:47:33] That's what really fucks used to getting high as fuck and eating like a fucking extra dinner
[00:47:37] at 2 a.m.
[00:47:38] The other day I was in my car doing a blunt ride of Cushie Dream.
[00:47:43] That's awesome.
[00:47:44] And I actually, this is a true story.
[00:47:45] It's happened on the way over here.
[00:47:46] I'm listening.
[00:47:47] I'm a police officer, pulled me over.
[00:47:50] And I blazed with him.
[00:47:52] He blazed it down with me.
[00:47:54] Start break dancing.
[00:47:55] Yep.
[00:47:56] He break danced and I said, don't worry officer.
[00:47:59] This is totally legal.
[00:48:01] It's Cushie Dream.
[00:48:02] It's Cushie Dreams.
[00:48:03] Why don't you hit him with that promo code?
[00:48:05] It's promo code come town.
[00:48:07] Yeah.
[00:48:08] Or a couple of times.
[00:48:09] 20% off.
[00:48:10] 20% off your next order.
[00:48:12] Your next order.
[00:48:13] Doesn't matter what number it is.
[00:48:14] In fact, keep buying them.
[00:48:17] Is that true?
[00:48:18] Exploit the split.
[00:48:19] Exploit the system.
[00:48:20] Keep using the come town and get 20% off.
[00:48:22] Yeah.
[00:48:23] Go for it.
[00:48:24] And smoke your CBD.
[00:48:25] Smoke your CBD.
[00:48:26] Because you got it.
[00:48:28] Because you can.
[00:48:29] Because you can.
[00:48:30] I'm saying fuck it.
[00:48:32] I'm doing it.
[00:48:33] I'll just ream the pipe afterwards.
[00:48:34] Oh, nice.
[00:48:35] Dude, you're going to rip some Cush?
[00:48:37] Yeah, I'm going to try it.
[00:48:38] I love that for you, dude.
[00:48:40] Let me see it right on the show.
[00:48:43] What if I get like, I'm like scared.
[00:48:45] I just can't handle.
[00:48:48] I'm like, I don't know about that.
[00:48:51] Can we finish the episode, guys?
[00:48:53] Can we finish the last 20 minutes later?
[00:48:55] I don't want to talk.
[00:48:56] I'm scared.
[00:48:57] I'm gay.
[00:48:58] I'm gay.
[00:48:59] I'm gay.
[00:49:00] Wow.
[00:49:01] You're taking a heady rip off that, dude.
[00:49:05] Nick is puffing the fucking cushy dreams.
[00:49:08] This is like probably what it was like when Elon Musk was smoking weed on Joe Rogan.
[00:49:13] Yeah, Nick's making that exact face.
[00:49:15] Yeah, he's making that weird little fucking naked smoking like a boss right now, like
[00:49:21] Elon would.
[00:49:22] There's going to be a spaceship and the planet's do the spaceship to go to Mars.
[00:49:28] Cool.
[00:49:29] Yeah.
[00:49:30] Wow.
[00:49:31] That's trippy.
[00:49:32] That's fascinating.
[00:49:33] Yeah, that's crazy, man.
[00:49:34] Dude, didn't they just have a fucking that's fascinating?
[00:49:36] Didn't he just have a thing explode?
[00:49:38] He had a spaceship.
[00:49:40] The spaceship exploded.
[00:49:41] Oh, man.
[00:49:42] Yeah, I want to say thanks for having me, Joe.
[00:49:45] Michael Michael's.
[00:49:46] Michael's.
[00:49:47] Why haven't they ever gotten those two months together?
[00:49:50] They have a gets pussy anymore.
[00:49:52] It's over for us.
[00:49:53] Pussy getting guys.
[00:49:54] Remember how it used to be?
[00:49:55] You used to be able to get pussy.
[00:49:56] Everybody was getting pussy.
[00:49:57] Everybody used to be able to make fuck.
[00:49:59] To make fuck.
[00:50:00] Not anymore.
[00:50:02] Not anymore.
[00:50:03] What do you think?
[00:50:05] What do you think stopped at?
[00:50:06] Was it like Obama?
[00:50:08] Absolutely.
[00:50:13] I think it was Obama.
[00:50:14] I think everybody got scared when I got cancer from eating pussy.
[00:50:18] You think Michael Douglas single-handedly stopped when made pussy eating dip?
[00:50:23] Oh, yeah.
[00:50:24] He's scared.
[00:50:25] I couldn't eat pussy for years after that.
[00:50:27] Yeah, man.
[00:50:28] I'll take a fucking puff.
[00:50:29] Take a pull off cushy dreams.
[00:50:30] I'll take a pull off of a cushy dreams with pipe.
[00:50:33] What are we, what are we smoking here?
[00:50:34] What's this piece?
[00:50:35] Piece.
[00:50:36] That's what this showed.
[00:50:37] We're smoking the piece pipe.
[00:50:39] Yeah.
[00:50:40] You know, maybe they should do it.
[00:50:42] P-I-E-C.
[00:50:43] Yeah, like a gun.
[00:50:44] Piece of pussy.
[00:50:45] Yeah.
[00:50:46] Get it.
[00:50:47] That's awesome.
[00:50:48] How does it taste?
[00:50:49] It tastes delicious.
[00:50:50] I don't know.
[00:50:51] I'm driving after this.
[00:50:52] You want to see drive your dick into my ass.
[00:50:55] Honestly, that shit is really nice.
[00:50:57] It's awesome.
[00:50:58] Yeah.
[00:50:59] I'm literally going to smoke a joint when I get home.
[00:51:01] Look, honestly, I'm not even kidding.
[00:51:02] My wind down is just a little mini can of dye Dr. Pepper.
[00:51:06] And a fucking joint of cushy dreams.
[00:51:09] Yeah.
[00:51:10] That was a nice, nice, healthy rip off.
[00:51:12] The piece of mine.
[00:51:14] So get your chillums, get your bongs.
[00:51:16] You know, dude.
[00:51:17] I used to love it.
[00:51:18] I wanted to chill them.
[00:51:19] It's like a glass fancy chillum so bad.
[00:51:21] Yeah.
[00:51:22] That's the one that's just a little straight tooth.
[00:51:23] It's straight.
[00:51:24] Yeah.
[00:51:25] Yeah.
[00:51:26] But it was so, it's such a good day.
[00:51:27] That's what like the jam band kids were always into.
[00:51:28] Yeah.
[00:51:29] Because that was professional.
[00:51:30] That's too weak.
[00:51:31] That's too weak.
[00:51:32] That's too weak.
[00:51:33] That's too weak.
[00:51:34] The instrument's as the Saturday night special is too a gun.
[00:51:35] You know what I mean?
[00:51:36] The 38.
[00:51:37] Yeah.
[00:51:38] You have it on your fucking ankle.
[00:51:39] I wanted it.
[00:51:40] I wish I had a straight.
[00:51:41] You're not for show.
[00:51:42] You're for gosh.
[00:51:43] I'm for gosh.
[00:51:44] I wish I had a little 38.
[00:51:45] Like an old cop gun.
[00:51:46] He gives no guns, dude.
[00:51:47] No, no, like the kind of like old cops used to wear when he used to, they dressed like
[00:51:54] mailman.
[00:51:55] Yeah.
[00:51:56] Yeah.
[00:51:57] Yeah.
[00:51:58] Yeah.
[00:51:59] Listen, what the hell are you doing in there?
[00:52:00] Are you doing crime?
[00:52:01] I would love a lady.
[00:52:02] Come out with your penis out.
[00:52:03] Come out and let me see your penis.
[00:52:05] Come out and let me suck your penis at FisherDreams.com for 20% off your penis.
[00:52:12] Dude, what are they going to get?
[00:52:16] You know, it's over, right?
[00:52:17] By the time they get big penis technology, I'll be retired from the getting pussy game.
[00:52:22] We'll be dead.
[00:52:23] But when are they going to make that happen?
[00:52:25] It's about damn time.
[00:52:26] You know what I honestly did see some article about like the like, I mean, it's not new
[00:52:32] information, but like nanotechnology to like eat tumors or whatever.
[00:52:36] Yeah.
[00:52:37] And can they make that grow?
[00:52:39] Can they do that?
[00:52:40] Honestly, that it made me feel it made.
[00:52:41] No, I don't care about that shit.
[00:52:43] I can't that that that that tempers and seasons me to have a broken garbage dick and to be
[00:52:51] like kind of I need I want to keep all my flaws.
[00:52:54] I just don't want cancer.
[00:52:55] Yeah.
[00:52:56] If science was able not to grow your penis bigger, but to grow a second beautiful penis
[00:53:03] or even better to make everyone else's dick smaller.
[00:53:06] Yeah, you take pills that to you just tastes like Sour Patch Kids.
[00:53:10] Oh, it's candy too.
[00:53:12] Yeah, I mean, yeah, I would do that.
[00:53:14] Wait, but what if you grew a second penis that really just
[00:53:17] Professor X in that room, making rooms dick smaller?
[00:53:20] This mine.
[00:53:21] But it just all the fucking monitors are just guys in bathroom.
[00:53:28] It's just freaking out.
[00:53:29] Yeah.
[00:53:30] Yeah.
[00:53:31] Yeah.
[00:53:32] So wait, Adam, or alternatively, Neo from the Matrix.
[00:53:35] Yeah, either one.
[00:53:36] That would be good.
[00:53:37] Yeah.
[00:53:38] Yeah.
[00:53:39] With the thing plug.
[00:53:40] Where's the actually where's the new dick growing?
[00:53:41] It's right next to your regular day.
[00:53:42] To the right to the left.
[00:53:43] And it really puts your regular dick to shame, but you're going to have to get it chopped
[00:53:47] off.
[00:53:48] Just give me more fish and we'll give you whatever you want.
[00:53:52] Want to have a big dick.
[00:53:53] When I come back, I want to I could be homeless, but I want my dick to be fucking big.
[00:53:58] Do you remember there's that Reddit Emma with a guy with two penises?
[00:54:01] Reddit.
[00:54:02] Come on, Adam.
[00:54:03] Stop.
[00:54:04] I'm going to cut your hands.
[00:54:05] Stop, dude.
[00:54:06] Why?
[00:54:07] You knew what you were doing when you said it that way.
[00:54:09] Why do you do shit?
[00:54:10] Why do you do shit like that?
[00:54:12] They do say.
[00:54:13] Why?
[00:54:14] Honestly, that pisses me off so much.
[00:54:15] You know what that means?
[00:54:16] You can form a cup of the mineral spirit.
[00:54:18] Stop.
[00:54:19] We just smoked peace.
[00:54:21] I know what you ruined it.
[00:54:23] Don't put it on me.
[00:54:24] No, you shouldn't.
[00:54:25] You said it.
[00:54:26] Emma, motherfucker.
[00:54:27] It's AMA.
[00:54:28] Everyone knows that.
[00:54:29] People say Emma.
[00:54:30] No one says that.
[00:54:31] Honestly, it is crazy how the smokeable CBD actually does work.
[00:54:35] It does.
[00:54:36] Yeah, I feel chill.
[00:54:37] I feel great.
[00:54:38] I feel yeah.
[00:54:39] When I take a whole little joint to the face, I basically feel hot.
[00:54:43] Come in.
[00:54:44] Yeah.
[00:54:45] You don't feel hot.
[00:54:46] It's not a...
[00:54:47] It's being high without any of the light.
[00:54:48] Great.
[00:54:49] Well, now my brain just doesn't work for an hour.
[00:54:51] Yes.
[00:54:52] Yes.
[00:54:53] Which is the bad part of being hot.
[00:54:54] Figure out like how to turn the light on and the bad.
[00:54:57] Yeah.
[00:54:58] I like to have...
[00:54:59] All right, it's emotions.
[00:55:01] But yes, Adam, to answer your very annoyingly asked question, the content was worth discussion.
[00:55:08] Yes.
[00:55:09] And I do remember that AMA with that guy that had two cocks.
[00:55:12] And they were pretty big.
[00:55:13] They were pretty big.
[00:55:14] But they found out that was a fraud.
[00:55:16] Was it a fraud?
[00:55:17] They caught him because he was just...
[00:55:19] He was photoshopped.
[00:55:20] I believed.
[00:55:21] He was photoshopped again.
[00:55:22] He didn't get caught because he kept making his two dicks bigger.
[00:55:25] Oh.
[00:55:26] It was a...
[00:55:27] It was a two-dickerous situation.
[00:55:29] Yeah.
[00:55:30] Two dickers.
[00:55:31] I didn't know that.
[00:55:32] That sucks, dude.
[00:55:33] I feel...
[00:55:34] I'm not my child.
[00:55:35] I feel tired.
[00:55:36] Because it was college.
[00:55:37] Yeah, you remember when you found out Santa Claus' dick wasn't actually big?
[00:55:40] Yeah, he was crushing.
[00:55:41] That was crushing.
[00:55:42] I was using a dildo that whole time.
[00:55:45] Yeah.
[00:55:46] But sort of, Santa doesn't cry situation.
[00:55:49] Yeah, exactly.
[00:55:50] Well, I can't believe that guy was a fraud.
[00:55:54] I remember also he said that because he had two penises.
[00:55:57] He used it to fuck men and women.
[00:56:00] Yeah, I remember the guy was buying.
[00:56:03] That kind of shit should have tipped you off.
[00:56:05] Yeah.
[00:56:06] I guess.
[00:56:07] If he had two dicks, he would do that.
[00:56:10] Yeah.
[00:56:11] You know?
[00:56:12] He even has one dick and he does...
[00:56:14] Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
[00:56:16] Yeah, so it doesn't change.
[00:56:18] No, but that's what I mean.
[00:56:19] If he had two dicks, that's how he'd...
[00:56:21] He didn't have no dicks.
[00:56:22] He would do that.
[00:56:23] That's my fucking point.
[00:56:24] No matter how many dicks...
[00:56:25] We are high, right?
[00:56:26] No, I'm making sense.
[00:56:28] We're high.
[00:56:29] I'm making fucking sense.
[00:56:30] We're high off cushy.
[00:56:31] Yeah, let me hit you with this.
[00:56:33] About wheat thins.
[00:56:34] All right.
[00:56:35] I'm listening.
[00:56:36] How do you feel about them?
[00:56:38] I'm always like them.
[00:56:39] I love them.
[00:56:40] They kind of turn into like a clay texture.
[00:56:42] Even the texture in your mouth when they're like...
[00:56:44] I also like a sculptor, you know?
[00:56:47] Like Michael Angela.
[00:56:48] Yeah, Michael Angela.
[00:56:49] Like I spit that shit out and it'd be like, let me show you a beautiful man with a baby
[00:56:52] spinner.
[00:56:53] I got to say, I prefer Triscus.
[00:56:55] Triscus are better.
[00:56:56] Okay.
[00:56:57] That's fair.
[00:56:58] But there's a wide world of crackers out there.
[00:56:59] I'm with you.
[00:57:00] I just had to...
[00:57:01] If I was like, I didn't feel about Fig Newton's, I'd be like, they're pretty good.
[00:57:04] You'd be like, Oreos are better.
[00:57:05] It's like, well, no shit.
[00:57:06] You know, but you know what though?
[00:57:09] They occupy a different place in my head.
[00:57:12] The Nabisco product?
[00:57:13] Where is it?
[00:57:14] At a certain point, I wouldn't even necessarily...
[00:57:16] And this is a crazy take.
[00:57:17] I understand a lot of people...
[00:57:18] The fuck is up with the Nabisco logo, by the way.
[00:57:21] What are the laziest logos of all time?
[00:57:24] It's like a fucking corner and there's a circle and then there's like an antenna on
[00:57:29] it.
[00:57:30] Let me check it out.
[00:57:31] I mean, it's like...
[00:57:32] It's dog shit.
[00:57:34] We should go into branding.
[00:57:35] It looks like somebody's like, oh yeah, this sucks.
[00:57:38] Any college graphic design homework.
[00:57:41] Yeah, it's bad.
[00:57:42] What's over the antenna?
[00:57:43] Let me see it.
[00:57:44] Let me see it again.
[00:57:45] Why'd they draw that?
[00:57:46] Fucking assholes.
[00:57:47] Sucks.
[00:57:48] Certainly no cushy dreams.
[00:57:49] But I will say this.
[00:57:50] Wait, the dark truth behind the design of Oreo cookies.
[00:57:54] It's Christalia's family crest.
[00:57:57] Yeah.
[00:57:58] The Nabisco stands for Nab the Kids Let's Go.
[00:58:03] It's the Cross of Lorraine.
[00:58:05] Oh.
[00:58:06] From the Crusades.
[00:58:07] Oh, okay.
[00:58:08] The Nabisco logo?
[00:58:09] Yeah, I think.
[00:58:10] What?
[00:58:11] That's Christian.
[00:58:13] There it is.
[00:58:15] I can't believe I'm...
[00:58:16] Well, now I'm feeding my kids.
[00:58:17] My kids.
[00:58:18] The Nazis took that.
[00:58:19] Mm-hmm.
[00:58:20] I can't believe I've been giving my children that Christian promise.
[00:58:24] Yeah, this is according to spoonuniversity.com.
[00:58:27] A very real ass sounding...
[00:58:29] Didn't you go there, Stav?
[00:58:30] No.
[00:58:31] Spoonun
[00:58:34] I think you did.
[00:58:35] I think that's how you got promoted to Captain Crunch.
[00:58:36] You drove all the modern, huh?
[00:58:39] I did.
[00:58:40] Dude, spoonuniversity.
[00:58:41] I graduated.
[00:58:42] Where's magnums comes loudly at Spoonuniversity?
[00:58:45] Yeah.
[00:58:46] Spoonun.
[00:58:47] Oh, God.
[00:58:48] Spoonun, you really...
[00:58:49] Spoonun, bro.
[00:58:50] All the pudding you could ever...
[00:58:52] All the butterscotch pudding you ever asked for.
[00:58:55] This guy was getting so much pussy at Spoonun.
[00:58:58] Yeah.
[00:58:59] I got pussy one at a time, exactly.
[00:59:00] Damn.
[00:59:01] Spoonun.
[00:59:02] I'm going to go to like a big national forest.
[00:59:05] That sounds cool.
[00:59:06] Eat the...
[00:59:07] Like one of the big pine trees.
[00:59:11] Oh, the sequoias.
[00:59:13] Yeah.
[00:59:14] Go to California.
[00:59:15] I've never been over anything.
[00:59:16] And then have like a climb to the top of the mountain and I open up and I get up there
[00:59:19] and I catch my breath and I look out and then from my fanny pack I pull out fig newtons
[00:59:25] and a capris on it.
[00:59:27] Yeah, that's all snack.
[00:59:28] And then I got a pack of natural spirit, natural American spirits in there and just
[00:59:35] fucking get smokin' cigarettes and even fig newtons.
[00:59:37] Okay, so the point I was trying to make is fig newtons, I would say sometimes in my
[00:59:42] life are better than Oreos.
[00:59:44] When I was a kid I thought they were for retarded kids.
[00:59:46] No, I thought they were for grownups.
[00:59:48] No, I thought I literally...
[00:59:49] I love fig newtons too, but I would eat them and I'm like, isn't this for like retarded
[00:59:53] jobs?
[00:59:54] I thought they were a mature style.
[00:59:56] No, I thought honestly, and here's how stupid I was, I thought they were like toned down cookies
[01:00:01] so retarded kids didn't get...
[01:00:06] I literally...
[01:00:07] They're pooed.
[01:00:08] Right, yeah, I thought they were like safety cookies.
[01:00:11] So they wouldn't like...
[01:00:14] They wouldn't have a cookie as a retarget handle.
[01:00:18] They wouldn't stand.
[01:00:19] I swear to God, those are like Nilla Wavers, I thought they were like fucking like, you
[01:00:24] know, let's put a governor on them to make sure they were...
[01:00:28] Yeah, yeah.
[01:00:29] Wowie Kazaoie!
[01:00:31] Can you imagine one of these guys getting their hands on a fucking like, you know, like double
[01:00:36] chocolate or chips of boy or something?
[01:00:39] They'd have an old fashioned prison riot in the stuff.
[01:00:43] Every fucking safety situation everywhere.
[01:00:45] They'd stage a breakout.
[01:00:47] Riot chaos.
[01:00:48] Riot and Cell Block Purple.
[01:00:50] They'd have to shoot them, the guards.
[01:00:53] They'd have no choice.
[01:00:56] Oh fuck, yeah, just drank on them.
[01:01:01] Oh fuck.
[01:01:03] Oh baby, that's awesome dude.
[01:01:05] Oh baby, I got fucking my ass.
[01:01:08] Because I'm gay.
[01:01:09] Because I'm gay.
[01:01:10] I just wanna...
[01:01:11] Oh damn, now I want like a big pepperoni pizza.
[01:01:14] That sounds so awesome.
[01:01:15] I haven't had pepperoni pizza in forever dude.
[01:01:18] Sometimes it...
[01:01:19] I had it.
[01:01:20] Whenever I get a pizza, I just go cheese or I do something fancy.
[01:01:23] Yeah.
[01:01:24] I go order from Niece.
[01:01:25] You know I go like the chef.
[01:01:27] Yeah.
[01:01:28] Or like...
[01:01:29] That like goat cheese.
[01:01:30] Speck.
[01:01:31] The Montyard.
[01:01:32] Speck.
[01:01:33] Yeah.
[01:01:34] And those are always nice.
[01:01:35] But sometimes just a plain old fashioned...
[01:01:37] You need a fucking pepperoni with crispy ass pepperoni.
[01:01:39] I'll have the Maravindsian.
[01:01:41] Yeah.
[01:01:42] The like, just lost a baseball game style pizza.
[01:01:48] Oh yeah.
[01:01:50] Damn, Pizza Hut after a fucking...
[01:01:52] Pizza Hut.
[01:01:53] It's a day of fucking playing soccer at Rosedale.
[01:01:56] Pizza Hut.
[01:01:57] Stuff Crust Cheese Pepperoni.
[01:02:00] That's what I want.
[01:02:01] You know, I was so pissed when I got stuff.
[01:02:04] Couple of fucking spirits.
[01:02:05] I don't fuck with Stuff Crust.
[01:02:07] It's blasting.
[01:02:08] No, it's not good.
[01:02:09] It's not good.
[01:02:10] You're right.
[01:02:11] It breaks your heart.
[01:02:12] It's different cheese.
[01:02:13] It's honestly not good.
[01:02:14] It's in theory, it's the best thing.
[01:02:15] Sure.
[01:02:16] But I like the stretch of the cheese in the commercial is so beautiful.
[01:02:20] I like the weight it adds to the handle of the pizza.
[01:02:24] I'm with you on that.
[01:02:25] I'm with you on that.
[01:02:26] You know what I'm saying?
[01:02:27] It's a better grip.
[01:02:28] And I still will eat it.
[01:02:29] It's like having like a desert eagle grip on a like a 9mm.
[01:02:33] Yeah.
[01:02:34] I'm with you there, brother.
[01:02:36] Yeah.
[01:02:37] What I want is pizza with a custom engraved handle.
[01:02:41] Yes.
[01:02:42] Gold plated crust.
[01:02:43] Yeah.
[01:02:44] Oh fuck.
[01:02:45] So is the freaking one.
[01:02:47] What the fuck was that shit where they're cutting the crust off bread?
[01:02:49] The crust off bread for children.
[01:02:51] Yeah.
[01:02:52] What kind of dipped head like?
[01:02:54] Like indulgent parents.
[01:02:57] Yeah, exactly.
[01:02:58] I was not raised that way.
[01:02:59] I understand not eating the crust of pizza.
[01:03:01] You're wrong.
[01:03:02] I don't understand that at all.
[01:03:04] I understand crust off bread way more than I understand crust off.
[01:03:07] Well here's the thing.
[01:03:08] The crust on the pizza is so far removed from the rest of what the pizza is.
[01:03:15] It's a bread stick.
[01:03:17] So I can understand liking pizza but not wanting the bread stick aspect because you're just a child.
[01:03:22] You don't know any better.
[01:03:23] I suppose.
[01:03:24] Your palate isn't like expanding.
[01:03:25] I suppose.
[01:03:26] But the crust is a...
[01:03:28] It's the end of the sandwich.
[01:03:30] Presumably there's fucking still pina...
[01:03:32] I would say the same applies to what you just said about pizza.
[01:03:35] No, no, no, no, no.
[01:03:36] Because there's still...
[01:03:37] It's not as different.
[01:03:38] There's toppings in the middle.
[01:03:40] But it's a marked difference from the rest of the world.
[01:03:42] No, it's just there's a brown part.
[01:03:44] And it's harder and it's not as fluffy.
[01:03:46] It's not as fluffy.
[01:03:47] It's not as hard.
[01:03:48] I mean it's not harder.
[01:03:49] It is harder.
[01:03:50] Go get a fucking piece of Wonder Bread.
[01:03:51] Go get a piece of potato bread.
[01:03:53] And that's what I'm talking about.
[01:03:55] Here's what I'm talking about, right?
[01:03:56] You've seen this.
[01:03:57] I know what you're talking about.
[01:03:58] And the parents that would do it for their kids were bad parents.
[01:04:00] They're bad parents.
[01:04:01] I don't agree with either of you.
[01:04:02] They were bad parents.
[01:04:03] Here's what I did.
[01:04:04] You were over indulgent parents.
[01:04:06] Even if you're cutting the sandwich for the child.
[01:04:08] This is...
[01:04:09] My child will have the sandwich that they're...
[01:04:11] No, cutting it is absolutely...
[01:04:13] Cutting is great.
[01:04:14] My child is getting...
[01:04:16] My child is a diagonal.
[01:04:17] A full...
[01:04:18] Diagonal is great.
[01:04:19] You're getting a full jar of peanut butter and jelly and then the loaf of bread in your
[01:04:23] lunch bag.
[01:04:24] And you said you got to make this last month.
[01:04:26] He's a month.
[01:04:27] You said something crazy to you guys.
[01:04:30] You'll probably get mad at this.
[01:04:31] You love having sexual women?
[01:04:33] No, you're not allowed to say it.
[01:04:35] You can't.
[01:04:36] Go ahead.
[01:04:37] Peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
[01:04:38] Shut the fuck up right now.
[01:04:40] You're right Nick.
[01:04:41] I'm sorry.
[01:04:42] He's going to say they're bad.
[01:04:43] That would be my favorite sweet.
[01:04:44] Oh, okay.
[01:04:45] That is stupid.
[01:04:46] That is stupid, but it's not that bad.
[01:04:49] That's so good.
[01:04:50] Your favorite sweet...
[01:04:51] When was the last time you had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
[01:04:52] You're such a fucking bullshit a week ago.
[01:04:54] I'm going to break your ass.
[01:05:02] What kind of fucking...
[01:05:04] Late at night.
[01:05:05] What kind of jam?
[01:05:06] What kind of peanut butter?
[01:05:07] You know the nice jam with the red and white cap?
[01:05:11] The strawberry?
[01:05:12] The pig neck shit.
[01:05:13] The pigberry?
[01:05:14] Yeah, yeah.
[01:05:15] That's the good jelly.
[01:05:16] That's what rich people...
[01:05:18] Me and my Estonian sweet wife are going out on a picnic.
[01:05:22] Yeah, the picnic...
[01:05:23] Was it raspberry?
[01:05:24] No, was it?
[01:05:25] It was for berry.
[01:05:27] It was a mixture.
[01:05:29] What kind of nut butter?
[01:05:31] I had that with Costco peanut butter.
[01:05:34] Sweetened or unsweetened?
[01:05:36] Unsweetened.
[01:05:37] Listen.
[01:05:38] You're going to say a fucking sandwich with unsweetened peanut butter?
[01:05:41] It's your favorite sweet, you fucking prick.
[01:05:44] Get his ass.
[01:05:45] That's not even a fucking sweet dickhead.
[01:05:47] Oh my god, do the three elements are not sweet.
[01:05:50] That is a...
[01:05:51] God damn it.
[01:05:52] If you had sugar in there, if you had some jiff, I'd at least listen.
[01:05:55] You're to be wrong, but I'd listen to you.
[01:05:57] That chalky fucking Costco peanut butter is a main ingredient in your favorite sweet.
[01:06:03] Hear me out.
[01:06:04] Get the fuck out of here.
[01:06:05] Hear me out.
[01:06:06] I don't think I can.
[01:06:07] Let's fix this.
[01:06:08] Oh my god.
[01:06:09] I'm thinking that as a jumping ball point.
[01:06:11] I had it.
[01:06:12] No, peanut butter and sandwich.
[01:06:13] Peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
[01:06:14] You're absolutely right.
[01:06:15] We're not letting you finish.
[01:06:17] Peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
[01:06:19] And then you threw bacon and bananas in there also.
[01:06:21] That's what I was going to say.
[01:06:23] That's what I was going to say.
[01:06:24] I put slice banana in a honey.
[01:06:26] You're not going to switch it.
[01:06:27] No, I put honey in slice bananas.
[01:06:29] Honey, now we're talking.
[01:06:31] It was like 12.45 in the evening.
[01:06:34] I was hungry.
[01:06:35] I was trying to fall asleep, but I was too hungry to fall asleep.
[01:06:37] You know the vibe.
[01:06:39] Listen, a night PBJ is one of the best.
[01:06:41] And I toasted the bread.
[01:06:42] So now you're losing everything got runny.
[01:06:44] You're losing.
[01:06:45] No, no, no, no.
[01:06:46] It had a night.
[01:06:47] It's a fucking cold sandwich.
[01:06:49] You don't post a fucking PBJ.
[01:06:51] No, it had a crudge.
[01:06:52] The crudge factor was fantastic.
[01:06:53] Get the fuck out of here.
[01:06:54] And I poured a glass.
[01:06:55] The only way I poured a glass sage is sweet.
[01:06:58] Almond milk.
[01:06:59] It was delicious.
[01:07:00] There's no fucking creaminess to almond milk.
[01:07:02] You eat it.
[01:07:03] You need a fucking cold.
[01:07:04] You're going to dunk a hot sandwich in almond milk.
[01:07:06] You fucking, you should die.
[01:07:07] You should be wanting crunchy.
[01:07:09] You've got to just put the bacon strips in the convection oven.
[01:07:12] Get all your crunch from the bacon.
[01:07:14] If you're going to make it a sweet, it's got to have cake-like consistency.
[01:07:18] The bread's got to be white.
[01:07:19] It's got to be soft.
[01:07:20] It can't be crunchy fucking multi-grain bread.
[01:07:23] Like I know you had.
[01:07:25] Like I know you fucking had.
[01:07:27] You're just eating a bird's house.
[01:07:29] Damn, you fucking pissed me off.
[01:07:31] I didn't have 15 grain.
[01:07:33] You definitely did.
[01:07:34] You had fucking pizza.
[01:07:35] You had fucking, you ate a, you ate a, you ate a Merkin with fucking expired jelly.
[01:07:40] I used, okay.
[01:07:42] I used sourdough bread.
[01:07:44] All right.
[01:07:45] That's fine.
[01:07:46] And I toasted it.
[01:07:47] Toasting it's a very, very lightly, maybe.
[01:07:50] A lightly?
[01:07:51] Maybe.
[01:07:52] But if you're telling me you toasted the point where the shit is running, you've lost me,
[01:07:56] and you've lost the elements that make it potentially a sweet.
[01:07:59] To make it a sweet, it's got to be close to a fucking cake.
[01:08:02] I'm not being sweet.
[01:08:03] So then don't fucking come into the dojo then, motherfucker.
[01:08:06] Stay out there.
[01:08:07] Stay out there with your fucking multi-grains and your fucking seeds.
[01:08:10] I wasn't doing it.
[01:08:11] And your fucking vinaigrette's and shit, okay.
[01:08:13] I didn't put a vinaigrette in there.
[01:08:15] Fucking 80.
[01:08:16] But I do like that.
[01:08:17] Your favorite sweet is a fucking, is a Costco bean.
[01:08:20] You know my favorite that pussy is actually a man.
[01:08:23] A bit of ass.
[01:08:24] All right.
[01:08:26] Oh fuck.
[01:08:27] You were a fucking asshole at him.
[01:08:30] Yeah.
[01:08:31] I'm sorry.
[01:08:32] My favorite jelly sandwiches are good.
[01:08:33] They're awesome.
[01:08:34] But you know what I would do?
[01:08:36] The best would be something like potato bread, but it's half cheesecake.
[01:08:40] I don't know how you would get there.
[01:08:43] But if you could make those two, you get a bread that's got somewhere between potato
[01:08:48] bread and New York cheesecake where you can hold it and it's not going to fuck up your
[01:08:51] shit all over your hands.
[01:08:53] But it's rich, and it's cold.
[01:08:56] And then peanut butter jelly.
[01:08:57] Cold is so big.
[01:08:58] And you warming it up.
[01:09:01] i have a sandwich idea that i will not have a show akin because i think that
[01:09:04] there's a seventy five percent chance will make me a multi-millionaire
[01:09:08] all right let's end this episode is i need to hear about the same with
[01:09:11] i need to know exactly what the sandwiches you want to hear about the
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[01:09:18] shirt will be the recipe it's a modified sandwich
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[01:09:31] last chance to get those probably the andres stake house shirt no that's very
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[01:10:21] and you know what you can expect an in-depth discussion about how hot
[01:10:24] little bunny used to be on this week's pathwaysiflower was just a good
[01:10:28] culmination
[01:10:30] and joining
[01:10:32] Five, six. Oh my god.