Cum Town | Regular | 03/17/2021
[00:00:06] What is your shit dude? Where's your stuff? Where's your microphone? He's lost his microphone and his heads
[00:00:15] Headphones where's my shit then why don't you've lost Starvros's stuff?
[00:00:20] You've lost stop now. I can't hear Nick
[00:00:24] Yeah, maybe Nick your enemy just fucked something up, dude
[00:00:28] You're a fucked up guy, dude. You're trying to fucking ruin the podcast
[00:00:32] There you go. I'm one. Okay check check check. We have my hands here you go
[00:00:38] Can you turn off this DVD menu of dying?
[00:00:45] Sounds like you playing the same song. Yeah, I don't know what you're picking up. Don't pull this
[00:00:50] It needs to be closer to me. Yeah, you know Adam your habit you're starting the podcast with bad attitude
[00:00:55] You're starting the podcast with bad attitude. I'm calling me fat
[00:01:01] But you're that's the whole point and then we're gonna do this and now you can call your stupid headphones
[00:01:09] Yeah, you're not fat yet, but you will get fat
[00:01:18] What yeah, we're not gonna well, it's not gonna pick up in the bad Adam is
[00:01:22] And I just don't want to keep listening to the
[00:01:25] Distracting you can't knows his murder. You can't do a jazz bro
[00:01:36] Is it the same song stop playing it on the podcast?
[00:01:40] Start the fans the fans don't want to hear this dude. We're gonna get DMC. They want to hear about our lives
[00:01:44] Yeah, I hear about it the rich tapestry of our dating lives
[00:01:54] But hear about a couple of girls in the city
[00:01:59] Can you believe it's coming up coming up on five years of this show no, no, yeah, dude five years in May
[00:02:06] Are you serious? We were just kids now we're all growing up. No, it's not fine. There's no way. It's five years
[00:02:11] Five years dude five years right because it was before the election. Oh fuck that's fucked up
[00:02:24] It's weird to even think about being 27
[00:02:27] Wow, we were just young my dick was so big back then mine was small, but it's big now
[00:02:33] It's small now more mine was small, but it's huge now if if you hear such a thing
[00:02:39] Mm-hmm. No, that that's more of a recent update
[00:02:45] But back in the day back then dude, I'm telling you I was having sex with women back then that's true
[00:02:55] Yeah, now they're fucking absolutely pwning your home
[00:03:00] You're getting your whole pony get those chips out of my fucking face Adam you fucking snake
[00:03:05] The think back to treacherous fucking snake. I was just a guy on the low-reass side playing accordion
[00:03:11] selling fruit on my car through it with your monkey other Italian immigrants my monkey
[00:03:17] That's with the first couple of Chinaman showed up. Yep, and they started the boxer rebellion whatever that is
[00:03:24] That was when that was going on when the Chinese were getting decided to fight in the Italian fruit market back in the old low-reass
[00:03:31] Over people would hang their laundry across the streets. Yeah, everybody was getting pussy from bitches that looked like straggadonna. Yeah
[00:03:58] Yeah, Dagonismers are very good at you.
[00:04:03] I do miss the New York that was shut up when we moved to.
[00:04:10] Doing it is a joke and then this on the serious note bullshit.
[00:04:15] We've been here for five years, six years.
[00:04:17] Yeah, Times Square used to be all poor.
[00:04:19] Literally the only thing that's changed in five years is you pretending you like Avatar
[00:04:26] I saw Avatar yesterday for the first time.
[00:04:29] It's what America does to people all over the world.
[00:04:38] They should be sure like Dagnis' murder but Dick Van Dyke is like he's in his office
[00:04:43] He's like, yeah, Doc, Adam's got a new opinion.
[00:04:46] We got to figure out where it came from.
[00:04:49] Well, I could just open up Twitter and probably find out in 14 seconds.
[00:04:53] Let's go ahead and look at some of the other things Adam's doing.
[00:05:03] I don't look at it in solidarity with our former president, Mr. Gondheim.
[00:05:16] Yeah, because I didn't have a smartphone.
[00:05:17] I used to literally text my tweets and check them at my work computer.
[00:05:24] I have to have to dial in from a terminal.
[00:05:28] That was the way to fucking do it, man.
[00:05:30] It's just one of those old, old-timey mainframes with the drum memory.
[00:05:41] Yeah, like Ram used to just be too like drum diss.
[00:05:45] Like actual, it actually had to actually spin.
[00:05:47] Yeah, it was just spinning back and forth to access.
[00:05:50] Yeah, old computer rooms used to be slick looking.
[00:05:55] Now it's like what's in a fucking, like, Tamagoto.
[00:05:58] It's the same computing power as that entire room.
[00:06:07] But really the most despicable thing you did, Adam.
[00:06:12] Do the most suck-dicable thing you did.
[00:06:15] I'm sure it'll be a real fair appraisal of my behavior.
[00:06:17] If you're a good friend, it's trying to better his life.
[00:06:27] As soon as we wrap here, I have to go home
[00:06:30] to eat a rich meal with 35 grams of carbohydrates.
[00:06:36] 35 grams of carbohydrates is fucking nothing.
[00:06:40] But right now, all I have to sustain myself was a salad
[00:06:45] that I made with chicken breast and cabbage,
[00:06:50] You have two, usually you don't even eat.
[00:06:54] Two lunches, one before you recorded the premium
[00:07:02] and then you're like, you know what, I'm fucking,
[00:07:04] And then not only do you get yourself a fucking sandwich,
[00:07:07] you come back with a big bag of chips for the routine.
[00:07:13] And I have to sit here and watch you fucking snack.
[00:07:17] and it was about how I, it made me realize
[00:07:26] You don't, first of all, you've never been hot.
[00:07:28] I can't be the biggest piece of ass on the show.
[00:07:30] You've never been hot, and you could never.
[00:07:32] I'm the guy, I'm the guy whose dick used to be big
[00:07:35] Yeah, that's true, that is who you are.
[00:07:38] I can't be the sex symbol of the squad anymore.
[00:07:41] Adam, you could never in your life be fat.
[00:07:43] You don't have the fucking personality.
[00:07:45] You know how much people would hate you if you were fat?
[00:07:48] You barely get by, I'll be Jewish in Brooklyn.
[00:07:53] It would be a Harvey Weinstein situation immediately.
[00:07:56] Immediately, it would be some Harvey Weinstein.
[00:07:59] I don't have the power to wield over impressionable.
[00:08:02] But in hindsight, women would see a picture of you
[00:08:10] Just by a, just from what you look like now.
[00:08:11] I would just look like a fat lesbian woman.
[00:08:30] Everyone thinks that most people hate fat.
[00:08:32] Everyone sees you, they're like, hey, fatty.
[00:08:35] They put a lay on you like you're in Hawaii.
[00:08:38] Being fat is like it's a giant ramp, right?
[00:08:45] and they fall asleep and they roll back down
[00:08:48] But if you have enough sauce, if you're swagged out enough,
[00:08:51] you use that hills of the ramp to fly into the sky.
[00:08:54] And that's what I do, but it takes a lot of fucking effort.
[00:08:59] You don't have it, but instead of a mountain, it's a buffet.
[00:09:04] But for a little bit, you're at the top
[00:09:06] and you're eating sugar buns after you had plates
[00:09:10] This is never actually, he gets that boulder.
[00:09:16] They should offer, you know it would be a cool,
[00:09:17] like a Chinese buffet and you get a little earpiece.
[00:09:21] And there's judges that do color commentary
[00:09:25] I would love to beat, I would love to compete.
[00:09:27] He's going back and then in my char shoe.
[00:09:30] In my, I would love to compete and then in my retirement
[00:09:32] I would love to beat like the Charles Barkley of that.
[00:09:34] And just and then become the commentator.
[00:09:40] You can't be in this game if you have respect for yourself.
[00:09:43] You've got to be going 120%, 150% of the time.
[00:09:50] You've got to be blowing past your blood pressure.
[00:10:00] And these boys over here taking fucking Zantax.
[00:10:06] Some number of guys out of the section.
[00:10:25] One of them was, the call was with one guy
[00:10:27] who was critiquing how much sex you were having.
[00:10:33] He was like, all right, that one was good.
[00:10:40] I'm glad you bring a little brand potato chip,
[00:10:51] All I'm saying is you weren't missing much, dude.
[00:10:55] You know how hard I would have long looked damn.
[00:11:04] I had to sit here and I had to meditate
[00:11:15] And you know what, maybe you should get fat for the show.
[00:11:19] I mean, I was thought it was an audio product.
[00:11:28] Or maybe I'd be faster because I wouldn't be
[00:11:32] We'll never know until you put on at least 50 pounds.
[00:11:47] Yeah, with that part, he loved weighing 143 pounds
[00:11:49] because when you line that up with the alphabet, it's I-L-Y.
[00:12:07] Dude, 143 pounds is the weight of women, you fuck.
[00:12:19] You know those fat titties and a nice fat thigh.
[00:12:21] And the constant pattern accounted for another constant
[00:12:24] For 30 years, Rogers weighed exactly 143 pounds.
[00:12:28] In fact, he checked his own weight daily.
[00:12:33] I don't check it daily, but I am around that weight.
[00:12:37] Every day, Mr. Rogers refuses to do anything that would make
[00:12:41] He neither drinks nor smokes nor eats flesh of any kind.
[00:13:03] If they said he sucks on the flesh of a man's penis,
[00:13:08] Imagine if Stavros was straight and sexually clean.
[00:13:15] Don't have to change anything everyone listening.
[00:13:17] Just keep imagining the way you were already doing.
[00:13:21] And you're imagining the Twilight Zone.
[00:13:23] You're just going about life as you were before Nick asked
[00:13:29] In a regular world that we currently exist in.
[00:13:35] It is based in the reality that we are currently experiencing.
[00:13:39] And it is the fucking normal time town.
[00:13:43] It's just what if you're in a small town,
[00:13:46] And if you happen to be in New York City or Los Angeles.
[00:14:14] That's not the song from the Twilight Zone.
[00:14:22] From like the 50's or wherever the fuck.
[00:14:25] And they were so prescient that they knew about a fake world where Stavros is straight.
[00:14:35] The Twilight Zone isn't always opposite necessarily.
[00:14:59] It says four letters and you had three letters.
[00:15:04] That's the first negative fact about him.
[00:15:07] People have tried to be like fuck back.
[00:15:08] It's actually because it stands for I fuck kid.
[00:15:19] How do you feel about them by the way Adam to keep you on the hot seat today?
[00:15:26] Actually, I'm sitting on the box again today.
[00:15:28] You're relegated to the box you guys are in the couch in a world where Adam doesn't sit on the box
[00:15:42] The first one you can't have it in the twilight and let's go to the box. Did he say okay?
[00:15:49] Going to the box the box doesn't matter do or die the boxes in the twilight zone the box now is a chance to confirm
[00:15:56] No, don't fall the box don't fall for except the box
[00:15:59] He's with the problem Nick is in a perfect position because if the box says something he doesn't agree with
[00:16:05] He'll just say it's in the twilight zone, right?
[00:16:07] If the box says something agrees with he'll say good. That's awesome
[00:16:11] Yeah, your mind is too frail for these high-level games that mean that you guys are playing
[00:16:16] Like she was a different level of logic
[00:16:25] Who watch on the lancey Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris
[00:16:37] Very handsome, man. Would you hear that from him while he was fucking your ass? No from
[00:16:41] Someone did that would be awesome if you fucked Chris Isaac if I fuck Chris Isaac
[00:16:47] I would be bragging about that on the show right now Adam said this is a very handsome
[00:16:55] I thought he's on the beach for that chick you look good. No she looks good. No, you're good
[00:17:01] Let me see you're getting your bad taste is
[00:17:04] No, if I if I was gay, I'd have great taste no yes, I would no chance
[00:17:09] What do we get dick to some look like he's ugly dude
[00:17:14] Is it like you and you are as well give me a phone?
[00:17:17] I got a little thing if you were fat you don't understand how much uglier you would be Chris Isaac
[00:17:53] Mm-hmm. Wow. No, I when he was young you look good. Let me see show you look good right there
[00:17:59] Maybe it's he's holding the electric guitar. Maybe that's what yeah, that is the kind of shit to be you
[00:18:11] Why is your Adam let me ask you serious psychological question. Yeah, why is your
[00:18:20] Well, cuz I want to build up my my brothers. That's good to know then I was I'm so sick honestly
[00:18:26] I'm so sick of us tearing down our own people. I would I agree men man on man crime is running rampant
[00:18:35] I actually agree with you on that one and it's time for positive. It's time for us to do crime
[00:18:40] You know what Adam and you know what Adam
[00:18:43] You would you could maybe pull up being fat. How about thank you? Thank I appreciate the compliment
[00:18:48] Yeah, if you bring up any guy Newman from sign photo pretty good. Look at guy
[00:18:53] Because he's a gay because he's a fellow kid
[00:19:09] He wants to laden down on the bed and suck his penis
[00:19:31] Yeah, he's looking for an oval teen male fat boy that
[00:19:42] He tried to go into the straight guy stores, but they're like we have to ban ya from this place
[00:19:55] Straight guys store your band we have to ban you from it
[00:20:03] Uncle I already said sign your ass and felt it with calm. Yeah, you're not even listening. No, I missed the that was at the beginning
[00:20:12] It was the very first one. Oh, why would a homosexual sign someone?
[00:20:16] He's handy work if I'm a famous gay person I'd ask him to sign my ass John waters if I'm a clay aching
[00:20:27] If I'm a clay a gun I'd be like well you sign my ass. I can't do that
[00:20:31] I can't tell you how many nights I was out in Baltimore at the bars a club Charles
[00:20:35] And there was a fucking line out the door of here
[00:20:38] Your ass signed by John waters, I would do it. I mean no joke. I would love that my ass signed by John
[00:20:45] I might get it as a tattoo over his signature
[00:20:49] I but the just the cheek right on the cheek with the hole not around the hole with a heart. I would love to do
[00:21:05] The guy is a genius. He is man. How do you come up with that old?
[00:21:11] asshole thing my being gay. Yeah, I guess my big
[00:21:18] What else do I have anything else to bring up to the group? Oh, I watched um
[00:21:26] 90s a go. Yeah, it's great incredible film. Yeah hard to kill an out for justice
[00:21:31] It's when he was trying to fight still he was he was she was in a great shape. He was good shape and
[00:21:40] He didn't though. You had plugs. Well, whatever it was it visually hard to kill is the first one, right?
[00:21:46] I believe it's the first thing. Yeah, then out for justice is the second. It's been a while since I've gone to the
[00:21:51] Yeah, he's just kicking people's ass. Dude. He's in a coma and the nurse in the coma like looks at his cock
[00:21:58] And she's like I hope you wake up someday so I can suddenly that's the and then she fucks it and then he cures himself
[00:22:06] He cures himself from being in a coma by like lifting weights three times and doing karate. It's awesome, dude. I
[00:22:15] Have to finish it. I'm going home above the law is the first one. Oh, really? Yeah
[00:22:20] That's it. Yeah, cuz if you watch above the law his hair is fucked up and then in hard to kill it's fixed
[00:22:24] Oh, yeah, hard to kill. He's got a beautiful head hair. Yeah, and the lady in hard to kill could absolutely get my percadelle
[00:22:30] Like you wouldn't believe she's like I don't know if she's actually British or she's playing British, but
[00:22:35] She's got a ratio red hedge British. I would absolutely fuck a girl that kind of checks those boxes. Yeah
[00:22:44] Could not cuz you said it. Yeah, cuz you're copying. I'm not copying. You're absolutely copying
[00:22:49] Honestly, I we mentioned her we will mention her in the future, but I had a biology teacher who had red hair and
[00:22:56] That's a big reason. I want to fuck girls with red hair now
[00:23:00] Due to the fact that I jacked off to her quite a bit. I like I like red hair now
[00:23:09] Copy your just where like oh, yeah, it's just where life. You know what?
[00:23:13] I'm gonna I'm gonna drop it, but you've copied a lot of stuff from me, dude
[00:23:16] I didn't we've already been through one of the main things you can't read that
[00:23:20] Yeah, I'm about to watch this one you know Nico has a six degree black belt and I keto no, yeah, nice
[00:23:54] You don't live the way other people live
[00:24:00] Disgusting Feds come in the doors close over here smells or sees anything
[00:24:10] Just made number four on the most wanted list
[00:24:13] Wow, dude one obsession. I want to be getting closer one
[00:24:18] You guys think you're a lot. I was fucking great like old Don Lava and pain
[00:24:24] trailers when does he start talking like a black person
[00:24:28] Glimmer man is that where it is? I think so yeah, cuz right now he's right now you can tell his
[00:24:35] Influencers are from the Orient. Yeah in in hard to kill. What's the guy's name that he plays Jackie Chan?
[00:24:42] No, no, it's an awesome name though. It's not matrix matrix which which movie are you saying hard to kill the one I just
[00:24:53] Geno no no no gee no julante. It's an awesome name, but I forgot julupa julupa julupa julupa julupa julupa jul
[00:25:05] Honestly that nothing's better than the segull TV show. Yeah, that was awesome
[00:25:09] Yeah, but you know what that was awesome for another reason, but I actually had never seen the early ones
[00:25:14] So for me the first the first Mason's Storm Mason's Storm incredible the first three are kind of tight. They're awesome
[00:25:21] Yeah, really the chick is out for out for justice from weird science. Oh, is that her? Yeah, I dude
[00:25:27] I could tell now for just my dick is wrongfully accused is a fucking R-rated movie
[00:25:32] Dude, they need to go they need to make some back to making a hard R movies. I want to do
[00:25:36] I want to make one just like hard hard. No, I mean it like the like cuz a lot of our
[00:25:41] Mortal Kombat have you seen it all our rated movies now are like the soft a version of
[00:25:46] Movies used to be old school. I literally agree with you and Mortal Kombat looks like a hard-r action movie
[00:25:53] Yeah, just like ripping people's just like fascist cop movie. Yes, exactly
[00:26:00] Especially in this political climate imagine can you imagine a movie about a cop that just fucking like yeah?
[00:26:14] Go ahead talk about drag the cross-country. That's that's exactly what you describe
[00:26:19] No, I didn't even get to describe it cuz I said here's what you're gonna do six times
[00:26:22] All right, and then you said say you're I don't know where my chips went. I didn't say my boyfriend
[00:26:28] You didn't say it but your eyes where's my purse is I think I left my chips in my purse you could your eyes
[00:26:40] You're you're fucking glanced at where's my boyfriend?
[00:26:43] So a cop a cop that's shot to death an unarmed black teenager and he's been put on suspension because there's a bunch of protests
[00:26:50] But then he there's only one crime that he can solve by going
[00:26:56] And then he has to do it behind the scenes because the rest of the police department
[00:27:00] So he's like secretly feeding information and beating people up
[00:27:04] More like the media smears this guy. Well, I'm sorry wait is he I'm sorry for interrupting that idea
[00:27:09] I think it's a good idea and then the message of the movie. It's not even like a redemption story
[00:27:15] It's just then he ends up getting away with no one
[00:27:20] The case just sort of dries up. Yeah, I want I literally do want I'm gonna write an action
[00:27:25] Like that you dragged across it's gonna be called no, it's called fuck the law
[00:27:30] It's called fuck justice my my my guy is gonna be named pussy or fuck you pussy Getty
[00:27:41] Frank binge and I'm literally writing that movie Frank being this was addicted to cocaine
[00:27:49] Oh my fucking god, this is good shit. Yeah
[00:27:53] But one day his penis shrank put your hands up you fucking faggot. He's reaching for something
[00:28:06] He was seven years old, but his dick was huge I could see it through his pants. I could see his dick through his pants
[00:28:13] I thought it was a gun. It was a guy's dick. I've been doing this shop 20 years
[00:28:25] Fuck the law the law starring Stephen Dorff is Eric fuck
[00:28:40] missing the N word the N word gets used a bunch
[00:28:46] But you're trying to relate to the black characters
[00:28:51] What they think of you I think he was nothing more than a boo not me though
[00:28:56] I'm not gonna say it on the one that's different because I understand the gruff reality the streets
[00:29:01] I'm Irish. Yeah, I'm as an I can relate to because he's Irish
[00:29:16] Hey, jizzasani I heard your wife shot herself in the head with a good gun
[00:29:24] His wife killed herself so no he has to get pussy resolving crimes
[00:29:28] Half of the pussy debts are questionable
[00:29:33] Most like basically rape if this is rape
[00:29:37] No one would believe she doesn't say yes, she just stopped saying no
[00:29:43] It's almost certainly rape the quintessential of the time the quintessential meeting it like in a bunch of cargo boxes in a seaport area
[00:30:02] Look at the stuff you got a fucking attitude, that's where you brought
[00:30:08] Yeah, I miss those movies. Yeah, dude. I'm about to like the suspenseful like xylophone music
[00:30:13] Yeah, nothing says like slick crook like a big old town car limo. Yeah, you know, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, fuck
[00:30:31] Yeah, dude, I'm literally I'm gonna quit comedy and just try and produce those move one of those moves through
[00:30:36] No, I'll take it back to those movies a year. Yeah, dude. We'll just bring back cannon films. Yeah
[00:30:41] We should we should burn his wife was killed by ninjas
[00:30:50] They were gay ninjas, but he was getting pussy on the side
[00:31:08] Oh, damn, we're rolling baby. Yeah, that's good news. Yeah, I'm gonna make fun. That's why mega noted this because
[00:31:17] 30 31 minutes. Yeah, I'm gonna I guarantee you I got a scrub through it
[00:31:24] I don't forget and I'll be like we didn't do the read
[00:31:29] Mac welding is the premier underwear company for gentlemen who like to have
[00:31:33] Have underwear underwear on their cocks if you'd like sex you love
[00:31:39] Mac welding and John binge, you know what kind of where he wears while he's raping
[00:31:48] Don't lie to me pal I could appear on the way on with the swastika right on the front
[00:31:52] I got anti microbial underwear on from Mac well
[00:31:55] Don't do silver line the Mac world mission is simple
[00:31:58] Make sure your basics and beyond a smiley design and shopping for them is easy and convenient
[00:32:10] In a Lincoln town car. He's got a suitcase full underwear
[00:32:14] He's like what the fuck is this bullshit. This is in mac waldin
[00:32:18] He's like sorry. I did the best that I could best I could and then he kills him the best you could is oogats
[00:32:31] Bring me the right kind of underwear next time bring you and fucking bitch
[00:32:36] In pieces shit and next time don't make it just underwear because mac waldin's got a full line and stuff
[00:32:43] They got a full line premium sweatpants sexual fabrics
[00:32:47] Beautiful fabrics of all kind leggings that I wear the mac waldin's cold outside
[00:32:53] But it's not leggings for figs it's leggings for cold
[00:32:59] Yeah athletes those are your options. Yeah, if you're good at sports, you could wear leggings these days
[00:33:08] Yeah, I fucking look honestly, I'm a newly converted guy to mac wold
[00:33:12] I've been lying about wearing them for years, but I believe you it's six months ago. I I bought a big
[00:33:22] Just to check if this shit was actually good and it's even better than I even had hoped for
[00:33:28] It's since I've gotten a nice amount of pussy in mac waldin's by the way. So that's another
[00:33:32] Fabulous their cat. It's a premium men's essentials brand and believes in smart designs and high quality fabrics
[00:33:39] Mac waldin offers a one-stop shop for men's basic socks shirts hoodies underwear polos and active shorts
[00:33:46] Whatever you need mac waldin as you call it
[00:33:48] Got that shit unlike the assortment of department store brands and make up your top drawer
[00:33:54] Old mac wold I like to I like to keep mine. They were in the bottom drawer actually
[00:33:59] I'm a top drawer guy because I know I started the bottom and they put the underwear on and as you rise to
[00:34:18] Opposite where I put all the clothes on except the dick area last
[00:34:33] Unlike the under the assortment of department store brands and make up your dickless chaps drawer
[00:34:39] Mac waldin's basics have a consistent fit that you can count on
[00:34:43] I love that one stop shop for men's essentials from sock shirts hoodies underwear polos and active shorts mac waldin promises comfort
[00:34:50] And they consistent fit. I love that. I love consistency your dick will always look the same your dick will look awesome
[00:34:57] By the way, here's some it's such nice fabric and it feels a cling so tight
[00:35:03] That you could if you wanted to have sex pull your cock through the the hole and it would act as a sort of cock ring
[00:35:09] Mm-hmm keeping you erect erect and that's not something that ever does I think so erectorino
[00:35:16] What else do you wear for fashion? I thought it makes your your dick vibrate or something you get there's certainly a vibrating kind
[00:35:23] Yeah, is that the sad I'm pretending like he does he hasn't looked into cock rings you've worn out of all of us
[00:35:28] You definitely wore cock rings more than us. I don't know how many times you want to cock never want to call liar
[00:35:33] I don't like hikerings Adam's tried every type of dick growing pill. You have worn cock rings
[00:35:39] Don't let him be never worn a cock. Why are you fucking doing this? Well, I wouldn't lie. You're hurting hometown
[00:35:44] I think you're all the times are humiliating things and you're lying and I know you are
[00:35:49] I'm not I just I've never done that so what Nixon would call a limited hangout. Why dude?
[00:35:55] I've never you would say yes. I'm gay to hide the fact that he's wearing a cock ring
[00:35:59] Mm-hmm. Oh, dick came up with that. I've got an idea. I'm gonna tell people I'm gay. I'm gay
[00:36:16] Macwell novors a wide range of customized fabrics that can keep up with you no matter what your day looks like
[00:36:22] Mm-hmm 18 hours silver air net X dry knit normed in the full grand wizard
[00:36:29] That's not what it's called. Yeah, mac warden blue program is created a totally free loyalty program
[00:36:36] That's right level one grand dragon. No, it's no it's not that because you're free shipping for life
[00:36:41] Once you reach the electric wizard, okay, maybe I don't think that's
[00:36:46] That's kind of cool. It's something. Yeah, it sounds like whiz. No like the black wizard of ours the whiz
[00:36:53] So electric wizard sounds like that's awesome. That's what it reminds me of
[00:36:58] Yeah, what it sounds like one of the words in it. You got we got a real mind of men's see
[00:37:05] It's not it's not an observation. It's just so you know
[00:37:09] Something that you could say it feels like the whiz. Maybe that's what you meant
[00:37:12] Yeah, the gives whiz lives to you because it's the whiz is a movie
[00:37:25] All right. Oh, you don't understand that. Yeah, I try and bail you out and then you try to
[00:37:29] When you pervy in jail now you're bailing me out. Yeah, I am
[00:37:40] You think I'll be right in music and adding
[00:37:44] Mac welded is brought to you by electric wizard
[00:37:52] I love that through mackewold sponsored officially by
[00:37:58] Um by the band electric band. Yeah, yeah
[00:38:03] Oh, it's a very famous band. I don't know them. I know most bands
[00:38:07] I don't know who I don't know who bob billings. I've ever heard a bob billin
[00:38:11] I haven't on a list of the gayest guys to like musically
[00:38:18] Uh mackewold gives you 20% oh, I've also heard him on a list of guys to say the n-word in their songs
[00:38:25] Okay, why why penis that's something to get a guy out of jail come. Fuck me
[00:38:31] I'm wrongfully accused of a crime and he was great. I spoiled the story and it was the movie wasn't as good because of that
[00:38:38] So once you reach level two by spending $200 mackewold gives you 20% off every order for the next year
[00:38:43] Had to say the n-word in that song otherwise the guy wouldn't have gotten out of jail
[00:38:52] You should apologize to Reuben Carter and bob Dylan. I apologize. I don't apologize. Taney. Well mackewold gives you 20% off every order for the next year
[00:39:01] They want you to be comfortable. So if you don't like your first pair under where you can keep them
[00:39:04] They'll still refund you. No questions asked. That's so similar to use promo code come town 20
[00:39:11] To get the same deal but before you spend the 200 the first one and if you don't like it
[00:39:17] They'll refo I think that's the same thing
[00:39:19] Yeah, I think so. Yeah, and if you want to wear clothes on your chest
[00:39:29] Pretty cool, man. Honestly. Honestly, yeah
[00:39:40] Tell people listening might not have heard it. I'm kind of vibing right now
[00:39:43] This is a great episode did 10 minutes later on the read just
[00:39:46] Hanging out. Let's give diagnosis murder going back. I'm so this is what people want
[00:39:52] I've heard people refer to this show as a friendship simulator. Uh-huh
[00:40:06] Some guy would absolutely throw this on it to rail the the rail of momentum of the hang and be like shh
[00:40:12] Just chill with him. Yo, just imagine we had a black felt known
[00:40:24] What what genre would this be like a doom or stoner metal stoner metal
[00:40:51] I'm more in the engway engway mama steam
[00:40:56] If you uh, yeah, if you want clothes, you can go to cum.town
[00:41:00] That's right. I pick up a t-shirt before they sell out and I never release shirts again and go to stavi.biz
[00:41:06] We got a new t-shirt. We got a dream to imagine ponytail shirt
[00:41:12] Uh piece of merchandise you're gonna want to pick up go to stavi.biz. We got it. We got a little merch
[00:41:18] I'm gonna try and release some t-shirts myself
[00:41:39] And the android store that's awesome. That's really awesome and thanks so check out zero bullying policy on the ass
[00:41:49] So just to recap go to cum dad town for sure. It's go to stavi.biz for shirts and then finally
[00:42:02] Perfect perfect. All right. All right back to the episode and we're back. That's cool
[00:42:07] That's cool. Like they're like metals too fast. What if we made it slow? Yeah, yeah
[00:42:12] I love that. It's for people that couldn't keep up intellectually with death metal. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you're like what do you mean Satan's your father?
[00:42:24] Dude, I'm honestly on a on a yin-way a yin-way kick. Yeah, he rocks. Well, we're back to the show
[00:42:35] People are gonna be like wow the first 20 minutes of this. These they're really on a roll. I'll be like now. Yeah, well
[00:42:47] Hope you enjoyed that first half. Sorry
[00:42:51] We got caught up. We got caught up. We're not doing any extra time
[00:42:56] He was chilling chilling listening some cool music
[00:43:09] Anyway, my bookie, what a fucking really cool website. Well, actually, let's just let's let's show for a minute before we talk about
[00:43:20] Um, oh, you know what I have something that could be good fodder for the podcast. Okay. Yeah, and you know what?
[00:43:25] I forgot. This is again. This is another
[00:43:29] Something else with you for you. I know what you're trying to digressions. All right, because you
[00:43:33] Something that I did you tricked me into weeks ago in taking a shitty pair of your headphones
[00:43:40] Then that I don't know I saw you. This is classic Adam. I saw you. We both had our headphones
[00:43:47] They got tangled you inspected the headphones
[00:43:50] Put them in your pocket and I took what I assume were mine and then I plug your I plugged
[00:43:59] Yeah, because your fucking guillotine is why you're laughing
[00:44:03] Because I had the official apple eye phone
[00:44:07] No, no, no, they're not my friend. What are you have some bullshit?
[00:44:11] Like fake bluetooth you put it in they pair and I know those are yours because I put them on at your house one time by accident
[00:44:19] Well, guess what? I was like these are bullshit. They're not mine. Guess what guess what? I got
[00:44:27] Really? Yeah, once again, but you have to say that I'm innocent. I can't say that I can't in good conscience say that
[00:44:34] All right. Well, I guess I'll say you're innocent and then let me say
[00:44:38] You're innocent like a AirPup pros in a sense your old's ass
[00:44:45] Once again, yeah, since you're old you're innocent in a homosexual in a sense
[00:44:56] What's fucking yes, here's the thing I'm giving you your bullshit headphones. I don't want where you have the headphones
[00:45:02] Yes, I do I didn't I didn't take your head. Yes, you did because you know and you know why I know
[00:45:07] Maybe you didn't do it on purpose. Maybe although that I inspected you inspected. I saw you
[00:45:12] These headphones. They're horrible. You know don't act like you don't fucking know because they're your headphones
[00:45:17] I only use apple a headphone. You're such a fucking liar apple corded. I
[00:45:22] Impa I bought them directly from Best Buy and I come this is the first day I fucking was using them freshy fresh
[00:45:29] Am I leaving to your house? We're still coming to your house
[00:45:33] I have two pairs. I have one I have my actual headphones and I have your bullshit ones
[00:45:37] And when you plug them into your phone they do a fucking annoying beep
[00:45:43] Okay, you know these are yours, man. Don't fucking lie to me. Those are clearly just joining us
[00:45:50] We're just joining us were in the Adams line
[00:45:55] And the thing is alright, maybe you didn't realize that we recorded I didn't there was a moment when you plug them in and listen to music for the first time
[00:46:03] I'll say this that they didn't beep and you said you didn't say to yourself. Oh, I must have gotten stops headphones
[00:46:08] You require you're like if stop bring this up. That's you know what? That's the problem
[00:46:13] You were like if stop bring this up next week. I'll call do it, but it's been weeks
[00:46:17] Okay, and I let I let it simmer it because I want it to so it's gonna happen and here's what happened my good friend Adam betrayed me
[00:46:26] Let me play me for the fucking food. It makes I am alright alright. Here's here's what happened, right?
[00:46:31] I use my headphones after that. Yeah, and I thought that the headphones got fixed
[00:46:38] Oh, you just assumed they were fixed when we had a very obvious headphones mix up
[00:46:44] Fix that they were another so you're you mean beings head you're in meeting not even a friend of mine another human
[00:46:56] You are my phone thought that they were both beats
[00:46:59] Uh-huh, why did why and you I don't know don't ask me because they're your fucking headphones. I thought that they got fixed
[00:47:18] Make a lot of mindless admit to careless mistakes and benefit you thank you. Yes, it's all I thought I thought this was my
[00:47:26] Trusted box of cupcakes like what return my headphones. I'll return it'll all be good. I just had
[00:47:33] Me I have you I don't what those headphones
[00:47:42] Those are just straight up stole the headphones from my house
[00:47:46] Another another said I phone headphones you have air pods. I know and I better use the head my airpods are broken
[00:47:59] Yeah, they work because they're fresh out of from fucking best buy. Oh, they are very white
[00:48:12] Well, let me go let me go find your shitty ones
[00:48:14] I did think those headphones were got fixed and while stops find those headphones you can check out my book
[00:48:20] Where you can place that on whatever the latest upcoming thing is which Adam you what what is that?
[00:48:27] We got a lot of sports this week. Um NBA finals are here the NBA finals are
[00:48:33] Here in like four months. I think yes, uh, we have what else is going on in sports. We have
[00:48:43] March madness and we are having we have our brackets out right now. We've got our picks
[00:48:47] Um, there I think maryland number one. They're the 10 seat. They're gonna win
[00:48:52] We're gonna see a bunch of uh 16 seed upsets in round one. Uh, this year is poised for that
[00:49:04] What are the see if it beeps when I plug it in?
[00:49:10] Yeah, let's see we got upcoming fights. I seems like we here we can place bets on this on march 18th
[00:49:15] We have visions of abolition black women's fight to end racism
[00:49:19] at uh, at the end mass incarceration at mama ps1 so go online. They're giving a
[00:49:29] Well, I guess we have two working, uh, sets of headphones that is weird fucking no come on. I don't have that
[00:49:34] That's not mine. You plug it in. You know, they're yours
[00:49:37] Uh march 18th, you know, you were shopping for some bullshit for some bullshit
[00:49:43] No, you got them online for fucking three dollars cheaper than the actual
[00:49:50] The UFC vegas over reinverse valkov live result
[00:49:54] You got a bet on that at the united states disaster response venue
[00:50:04] Dot ag my bookie dot ag that's where you want to go my boomy. That's on it my bookie my bookie dot age
[00:50:11] Terrible. Yeah, they do don't think and let's take it sounds so bad
[00:50:14] Bet on anything anywhere anytime first deposit bonus up to a better on whether adam was lying so now
[00:50:20] Tell you what it's bracket season 50 percent sports welcome bonus 150
[00:50:25] percent casino bonus up to 750 dollars and you can bet with bitcoin
[00:50:29] That's right all of the games you gains you made over the last
[00:50:34] Whatever however long bitcoin's been back
[00:50:39] You can make it we can become the billionaire your father always said you couldn't be because you were gay
[00:50:44] But nba live odds nhl live odds such good shit
[00:50:49] VIP online betting experience. They send you there's a clip of a woman dancing
[00:50:54] Get the bet if her pussy's awesome check this out dude
[00:50:59] And it says a meticulously hand picked professionals with a refined skill set stemming from years
[00:51:06] In the online gaming industry. They'll just tell you what to bet on and you'll you're guaranteed to make money their vision
[00:51:12] That's not a good selling point for a casino
[00:51:16] meticulously hand picked professionals or a fine skilled said what you want is because if you're trying to attract customers
[00:51:21] And you're like everyone who sets the odds is a mental
[00:51:25] They never heard of this. They don't know how to gamble you're smarter than it's your time to beat up those retards at my bookie dot com
[00:51:32] Let's go ahead and just fix this for them everyone who works there is a mongoloy has never been able to read
[00:51:38] They're not they're handicapped not handicapped
[00:51:43] That's right and you're better than them. You're smarter than them. You're more handsome than them
[00:51:49] Forget the sports book. They can't even figure out a coloring book
[00:51:52] The only spread they know how to read is the Nutella all over a piece of wonder with the cross cut off
[00:52:04] Their model is providing unique personalized and stress free free gaming experience for every client according to your preferences
[00:52:12] Your customer service is available 24 hours a day seven days a week to offer assistance and aid for all your concerns by phone email or chat
[00:52:18] What are you waiting for open and fund your my bookie account today and start winning?
[00:52:25] Information about us. We'll click on that instead of looking up the copy
[00:52:30] Online gaming pioneers created my bookie in 2014 valuing to improve services or so many other brands
[00:52:38] Thing of one brand has failed. Yeah a former brand that used to advertise on this podcast. Yeah
[00:52:44] Yeah, say it we can't do we not say there now?
[00:52:50] I just a reminder to all of the lawyers who represent the companies that advertise with us
[00:52:56] This is a joint venture and each of us are independent contractors
[00:53:01] Nine nine of the other ones are legally responsible for what the other ones say that's right and have I run that by a lawyer? No, I haven't
[00:53:08] No, I'm not. Yeah, it's probably not true. It's probably not true. It's not true
[00:53:25] That's not to mention providing an always expanding selection of sports odds for players at all levels
[00:53:31] That's so fucking awesome. It's the industry's most rewarding loyalty program 24 7 english speaking customer service
[00:53:40] You call another sports book and they're like good. You're local conduct about
[00:53:52] I love that I hate when I'm fucking calling I'm calling because my fucking bookie is ripped me off
[00:54:00] I hit a triple parlay and my my fucking and I'm it's not paying out and I call the customer service line and they're fucking speaking in irdoo
[00:54:07] That's one of my biggest fucking pet peeves. All right, so here we got Gonzaga plus 175 bailer plus six 50
[00:54:16] Illinois Gonzaga undefeated on the year. So plus 450
[00:54:21] Michigan plus 750 Michigan you got fucking juan Howard over there
[00:54:26] That's pretty fucking tight. You know about college basketball. I know a little bit about it
[00:54:31] Yeah, because you're not a fucking real man like me
[00:54:33] Yeah, you know March Madness boys basketball March madness rules honestly
[00:54:39] But when I say I know a little bit I literally started paying attention last week because March back there is nothing better on the real
[00:54:45] What's this stuff was at David Sun? Here's the here's a real actual I am not look again
[00:54:52] We do a lot of lying on these ads. I'm not a big
[00:54:56] For the most part, but this week you're literally gonna want to go to my bookie daddy
[00:55:01] There's nothing more fun than betting March Madness. There's a fucking you know
[00:55:05] The only lie I've ever told in the show is that my penis is small. Well, no, it's a lot. So you just did
[00:55:11] Right now you just know it's a little lie. It's a little bit. It was a lie. I was lying
[00:55:16] This now you're not true that it was a lie. It's a lie. You're lying
[00:55:19] The lying part was that me the statement was me
[00:55:23] The lie was my penis is small when the truth is stoves
[00:55:54] Don't even know how the fuck you're trying to spin that one
[00:55:57] The point is you do have a little dick and you were lying though the lie was saying my dick is small
[00:56:03] And the truth is that your dick is small and the lie is the word my
[00:56:08] So anytime you say a sentence that isn't my dick is
[00:56:12] Small if you take a sentence and a part of it can be swapped out for another thing
[00:56:23] No, because the the the the the force the operating force the juson's of the sentence
[00:56:31] Is a dick being small is a dick being small or but it's a twos it belongs. What about what about if you said my dick is orange
[00:56:43] Yeah, that would be a lie because your dick is small
[00:56:49] It's a nice tan you have blues blue is my dick is not blue and you can find out in my bookie dot
[00:56:59] You're fat. Do you not have the veins on your penis? What are you talking about?
[00:57:03] Well, you know like if you're buff you have like veins in your arm, right? You're vascular
[00:57:07] How fucking dare you but if you're not you steal my fucking headphones. I'm asking now you're over here
[00:57:16] My fucking nerves right now if I were you might be on my best fucking behavior for the end of this show because you've stole from me
[00:57:24] And I let it slide like a good question. I'm asking you
[00:57:27] You've got my head you've got the stolen goods on you
[00:57:31] You've you've probably walked in the same room with me multiple times. I didn't know that they were your headphones
[00:57:36] I knew that you did I got these headphones
[00:57:43] My headphones listen something registered
[00:57:46] Swapped my old working headphones for these pieces of shit
[00:57:50] And which I never would have bought and you try and you try and fucking pay it pay the shit forward
[00:57:58] I thought you're a fucking an agent of shit. I just said it take the elm. I told you I said take oh they got face
[00:58:05] I thought that they stopped not madam got madam got fixed at my bookie.com
[00:58:09] Use promo code something come down 20 probably or come down promo code come town 20 beautiful
[00:58:24] You probably get like a hundred bucks or something to play
[00:58:28] You got something nice either come town or come town 20 for they do the match
[00:58:32] But they do a match the matchbox 20 special and our promo code so smooth
[00:58:40] To get $20 for free mail to your house and you get to get pussy from Maria from the song Maria Maria Maria
[00:58:51] Was just a medical question going down on my I have a name on my penis
[00:58:55] I have a nice thing. I have a nice central vein and I have a secondary vein too. All right, and it looks cool
[00:59:03] Photographs well. Yeah, it gives it some shading. I got I got too many things. My shit's looking like the back of Darth Vader's head
[00:59:14] Vascularity. Yeah, you better be asking these questions only because you're curious because you're gonna get fat for the show
[00:59:22] Yeah, that's actually we discussed that off Mike, but Adam's getting fat for season five to come down
[00:59:28] The only way we can keep the show going yeah, we're stealing we're stealing idea from it's always sunny
[00:59:33] Yep, but I will be getting but the audience has been asking for and Nick will be getting the surgery to make you three inches
[00:59:43] You literally couldn't even do that. It's always penis you eat one sandwich and half a bag of chips
[00:59:49] And you have to lay down for five hours. I am feeling sleepy from two lunches
[00:59:54] You're not built like this, bro. You don't got it in you
[00:59:58] Come on, dude. You're not you know, I'm different. You're not built different
[01:00:01] You're both exactly the same as everyone at your fucking summer camp
[01:00:05] That's how you're built. We had some fat people. We should get a we should get a full Darth Vader outfit
[01:00:11] Why do I gotta be Darth Vader fat Darth Vader?
[01:00:14] I don't want to be Darth Vader. I'm good
[01:00:16] I actually psyched the Sith get pussy the Jedi don't so yeah, I am Darth Vader
[01:00:21] Oh, yeah, it's Jedi you is like like a priest. They can't fuck they don't fuck. I want to get some dumb costumes
[01:00:28] You should do she become a cosplay guy. No, I might just like
[01:00:35] Like a big like a geeley suit. They're just where I like that a gilly. What do you mean geeley?
[01:00:43] No tone. Okay. Sorry. Normally I would but you fucking stole from me and you denied it for a minute at a time
[01:00:51] I didn't know that I stole from you. I knew you had to switch here's which really bothering you that I was with you are doing what Nick said
[01:00:57] I knew that it was a switcher. What am I supposed to call?
[01:00:59] Everyone that I've ever met. Oh did you have headphones in a proximity or stop?
[01:01:05] Stop it. It was a switch. What you're doing is despicable right now
[01:01:09] What is despicable you you are doing what Nick said the Richard Nixon half-lie
[01:01:14] You're only copying the part of it. You're trying to get off on manslaughter instead of murder right now
[01:01:19] You you premeditated stole my fucking headphones. It was not premeditated. It was not first okay
[01:01:23] And you knew what happened was not first afterwards you knew I guess what you know not everyone you're in proximity with
[01:01:29] Somebody that you record with every fucking week that evicted and who who
[01:01:34] An hour tops before you discovered your headphones got magically fixed
[01:01:38] You had a fucking mix up with motherfucker
[01:01:40] I wasn't listening to music because you know what I did you know what I did when I got home
[01:01:45] I was like oh fuck these are must be Adams gay ass head box
[01:01:49] You know deserve to be on the couch hurting my bum
[01:01:52] You deserve to be on the couch right now hurting my bum to sit on the box
[01:01:56] Just admit admit the treacherous behavior. I am sorry. No, no, no. You I don't want this apology
[01:02:05] No, and then I have forgiveness in my heart. I am a man of principle
[01:02:09] You but you aren't you aren't right that I didn't you did commit it
[01:02:16] Look the victim listen you were the victim listen of a of a random
[01:02:22] Chanting you heard I I am letting you I I did that I didn't I don't have the proof
[01:02:29] And you stole them on purpose. I don't have the I'll admit this
[01:02:33] I don't know. Oh, you're stealing them again. You fucking prick
[01:02:37] I don't have I don't have the proof that you stole them on purpose
[01:02:40] But I know in my heart that once you discovered that they were mine
[01:02:44] I didn't know you were the victim who did even attempt to ask about it. I apologize
[01:02:49] But I didn't even know that you were on the I need you to admit
[01:02:56] Absolutely, okay. If it'll make you feel better. Yes. I will admit to it. I planned it out
[01:03:02] No, that's not that's not what I said. I planned it out for me. What you did
[01:03:09] No, don't you dare I knew you were the perfect sucker
[01:03:13] I need you to admit. Why am I motherfucker when I see one and my motherfucker saw you
[01:03:18] Lipped on you big guy you wobble into my apartment
[01:03:24] I knew that it was because here's the thing what I need you to admit to is that you fuck once you discover that you had my
[01:03:30] Headphones we didn't even attempt to write the wrong all right Nick. I'm trying to go to the zoo and meet the animals. That's a good idea
[01:03:40] They just get they got in parkas for the apes
[01:03:46] Yeah, it was an apple bottom jeans and fucking Canada goose knockoffs
[01:03:51] Hell yeah, dude. I'm sorry that you were the victim of no, that's not what I need the apology
[01:03:56] I need you to apologize. I'd love to become the director of the Bronx Zoo
[01:04:00] And then draw attention to zoo with like planned controversy
[01:04:04] By having like trans awareness day at the zoo and we just put lipstick on like the gorillas
[01:04:10] Like big dangly earrings and shit and fucking high heels
[01:04:16] Star roast can I say some of you go ahead
[01:04:21] Star rose one attack. I don't like this whatever that is
[01:04:25] So what they got at the zoo. Yeah, yeah
[01:04:28] So if you fill in this gorilla enclosure, you put a bunch of like toilet's in there
[01:04:32] That's awesome. No, like it's like they're always in the bathroom. Yes
[01:04:36] And then uh, you know something that says give them all cool names welcome to the DNC
[01:04:45] Yeah, it's my my phone and if you do a little math folks you can see it's even there's even more layers to that
[01:04:53] Okay, that's good. Yeah, what's the Congo? Isn't it called to something? Yeah, it's like the democratic republic public. It's I you
[01:05:02] Go ahead saying I dare you to say anything fucking fact
[01:05:06] See how quickly I hit the mute button on your ass stop muting me
[01:05:11] I don't want to you doing I was trying to see I don't want to
[01:05:15] We've been on good terms lately actually
[01:05:16] There was just you sold you stole sobs headphones and sold them and use the money to buy me
[01:05:27] That you wouldn't be a liar anymore. No because my dick. Yeah, I
[01:05:30] I didn't want to be a liar. I got surgery to make my dick small to protect my integrity
[01:05:39] Something you would do a lot to learn about in yes
[01:05:45] And you know what adam this was really an opportunity for you
[01:05:49] To admit to admit the treachery and we could move forward and it would be you know what it would be like
[01:05:54] It'd be like the prodigal son where if you cut if you cut a piece of rope
[01:06:00] Well, you really need to learn about him and other lessons and other lessons from the bible
[01:06:06] If you have a user use a sermon I remember from
[01:06:09] Adam you've been quiet the whole show to my volume. Oh, no, you just weren't talking like no, no, no
[01:06:15] I just had the mike. Yeah, you're being lazy. No, but I was I'm sitting in a different if can I tell you something Adam
[01:06:21] I remember a sermon from when I went to church. Oh, this the apple was said you did it you stood up
[01:06:29] Guess you just discovered a new apple hack
[01:06:36] Also patreon.com slash comtown if you want to go there if you want this story to continue and you find out exactly what
[01:06:42] Stov did to adam's body his punishment for stealing the headphones you will there's a video of what happens now a mystery show on the premium
[01:06:51] We introduce a mystery on the regular and to get to the bottom of the who done it you got to listen to the premium that will be
[01:06:57] Diagnosis comtown. Honestly, we should do we should have a little Cosby mysteries spin
[01:07:04] Mystery spin-off somebody who fuck the ladies and gentlemen somebody in this room sucked my dick
[01:07:13] The suckers is on this train very well, maybe the person speaking right now
[01:07:21] To prove it wasn't me. I will remove my pants and try to suck my own penis in front of you
[01:07:26] It was see it's impossible. Yeah, I'm too rigid as you can see I've I've I've bent over as much as I can to the extent that I've sprayed shit
[01:07:38] In reducing the longitude of my abdomen
[01:07:41] Clearly I cannot suck my own penis. It must have been someone else
[01:07:50] Anyway, Adam the point I was making is a listen to the premium to find out that it was Adam that sucked. I mean to find out who
[01:08:00] That's not what you find out. I want to use a simple metaphor for you to learn. Okay. There's a rope, right?
[01:08:09] If you cut the rope and and their relationship is severed they're completely apart, but then when you tie it together
[01:08:16] That second rope is closer than they were even at the first part
[01:08:19] All right, you learned that in church. I learned that in church
[01:08:22] So what you did by stealing my headphones is you cut the rope you severed it
[01:08:27] I gave you the opportunity to tie it together tighter
[01:08:30] So make us closer friends friends that understand that sometimes mistakes are made and what do you do?
[01:08:35] You spit in my fucking face and you keep and you know what? I'm taking my half of the rope and I'm running
[01:08:41] He's running away anyone anything to do with you and that's the end of that's the end of that