[00:00:00] We just recently did a test on your asshole turns out that you you enjoy you know

[00:00:06] how about like you know they do like the buttercup flower just rubbing that on

[00:00:10] someone's asshole and being like oh it looks like he's gay turn yellow what

[00:00:16] happens with the buttercup you brought buttercup out of me when take it away

[00:00:19] it's is it the one that gets pollen on you you look like you wanted to chime in

[00:00:26] no I don't know actually what you're talking about but I assume the yellow

[00:00:29] stuff is pollen buttercup rub it underneath your chin turns yellow like

[00:00:34] you like butter oh hell yeah yeah this is it does it happen for everybody yes

[00:00:40] oh it's one of those old wives that's part of the trick interesting what's up

[00:00:45] with these damn old wives no they just buy your old damn old women sitting

[00:00:51] around a table going I heard Adam Friedland is no they don't say that they

[00:00:55] don't say that and then actually and then some new wives come in they're like we

[00:00:59] heard that too that's an old one they're like oh and then some pretty medium

[00:01:02] age wives come in I was at Wegman's we go and Adam Friedland was sucking cock

[00:01:08] and packing up at the Navy Yard weapons quite a day is that a fact at the Navy

[00:01:14] part of the area well it's one of many I have and I'm a man that's not a wife to

[00:01:20] anyone and I also know that's honestly only old wives would say that

[00:01:24] everyone else but I have my his doctor on the phone not again doctor Mark

[00:01:33] Sloan true oh wow I don't know your doctor was the yes this is a good

[00:01:38] die scare trying to solve a murder yeah trying to solve a murder at the

[00:01:41] nursing home seems that no one was in the room with her at the time but her

[00:01:46] heart exploded yes and so they think maybe she was poisoned mmm Doc I finally

[00:01:53] got the evidence back it turns out Adam Friedland was sucking cock in the

[00:01:56] parking lot that lady that was her son that's she found out he was gay and she

[00:02:02] had a heart attack and she fucking died because this is Adam Friedland sucked

[00:02:06] this cock yeah someone's old bowl of fruit if you know what I mean a big old

[00:02:11] Shakita basket hey guys you're gonna want to watch diagnosis murder be listening

[00:02:17] to this show because we will be watching it every time before the regular

[00:02:22] episode yeah a box of raisins where his fucking brains is supposed to be and

[00:02:27] then we're making them do gay shit Wow that is a good if you're if you're a

[00:02:34] gay dr. Mark Sloan came by early it turns out either this grandson was a

[00:02:38] homo and that's why she died but you'll never guess whose cock who was sucking

[00:02:44] his cock was a dad yes yes Adam fumbled the entire football team into his

[00:02:54] head you know what a football team fumbles and the whole everyone on the

[00:03:01] field kind of piles on trying to pretend they got the ball that's what an entire

[00:03:06] football team did to Adams ass they made an extra game by doing a two-inch

[00:03:11] conversion with a game of the reach around they converted his dick into a

[00:03:22] clit officially they flipped it like a clit if anyone like you would they kind

[00:03:27] of flicked it up and down instead of jacking him off it wasn't big enough is

[00:03:32] that what happened to you Adam who fumbled it now you're gonna come into

[00:03:44] this nursing home young man and try to say the tales are wrong I'm sick of these

[00:03:51] damn old wives well we as we noted it's also young wives oh Janice I forgot to

[00:03:58] tell you last week I took a flight to Las Vegas oh no there was young man on

[00:04:04] the plane and he was letting everyone shoot in his mouth and that boy's name

[00:04:10] was Adam Friedman were you really doing that Adam no but it is yes yes he was

[00:04:19] it sounds like he was doing it the whole flight sounds like it sounds like and when we landed the jetway the jetway wasn't working so Adam bravely

[00:04:34] volunteered they pulled the plane into his ass and we parachute it down we all

[00:04:40] walked through his ass and now his mouth into the airport so he parachuted down

[00:04:46] to allow the plane to somewhere to land no but he was taxiing oh it was taxiing

[00:04:50] yeah I hate when they say taxiing why because he sucked cock and attacks because

[00:04:57] taxiing driving taxi is when he hangs out on the east side of Central Park at

[00:05:03] night and our as strange men if they want to split a cab

[00:05:09] dangerous in the central part everyone knows it's like cruising but you do it

[00:05:13] outside the park and also gets to save money he's saving money just another old

[00:05:20] wives yeah but I was not true which is true no that's our wives tales aren't true

[00:05:29] that's the point of them no that's that's oh they're all right oh god I'm talking

[00:05:36] about a group of old women that always tell that are very old wives old truth

[00:05:44] to know in the nursing home talking about you

[00:05:51] the truth in there anyway where was I all right the plane went in his ass

[00:06:00] and they open the door they all walk through his ass now I'm confused because

[00:06:12] obviously his ass is big enough to fit a point yes for sure but I didn't realize

[00:06:16] his mouth was too that's because the people on the plane can you've been

[00:06:20] fucked so thoroughly I see yeah I see they called spit roast he's been spit

[00:06:26] his whole body look like an old condom nice yeah that's awesome boneless

[00:06:33] boneless and limp only takes form when a cock is inside of him yes he's like

[00:06:41] one of those waving guys yeah you've seen a muppet without it was just like

[00:06:49] on the Kermit on the floor yes fucked up it said that's you got a dick

[00:06:54] another thing I was I was looking I was actually in the market I was going to

[00:06:58] buy a Prius right to get around to two around town and I found one and I went

[00:07:04] to carfax and I had you have to put the V in in and so I was copying pasted

[00:07:11] the V in over but I had previous to that I copies Adam's name for some reason

[00:07:18] right okay accidentally pasted that into car facts and I sure it's a was a

[00:07:23] fan oh really our website you're getting the car facts after that also have the

[00:07:31] Adam is safe I had any accidents or anything it said miles it said hundreds

[00:07:37] of millions of guys said but every every every black fraternity chapter in the

[00:07:44] country black fine oh make it so fine that's how you actually get it did the

[00:07:50] intense the intensity omega side yeah intensity intense city store

[00:07:58] Ted Nugent fuckers asked you

[00:08:04] Wow see I thought you were gonna copy and paste his name into the car facts it

[00:08:09] was gonna say he sucked the guys cocking every car in the world that also

[00:08:13] was on that would be at least auto early no he was getting the the facts on

[00:08:19] Adam yeah to the web show anyone's name and that I guess the Cape Town King of

[00:08:25] Road and proud descendant of the two

[00:08:30] Paul wasn't the two ball game down recently celebrated her 90s birthday

[00:08:38] yeah just imagine zooming into some like 90 year old woman's birthday she's

[00:08:43] like out of her mind yeah and she just starts like reminiscing on all the

[00:08:48] cock she saw yeah that's gonna happen dude what I'm just we got a

[00:08:53] day for show many times are you kidding me dude when I'm on my death but I'm

[00:09:00] gonna be thinking of yes my like family but 50% that shit 50% like the best

[00:09:05] hits I ever sucked yeah yeah that's one of my favorite activities just sitting

[00:09:09] on a porch thinking about some nice breast that have been in my mouth yeah

[00:09:12] I like doing that that's better than fucking honestly

[00:09:15] corn cob pipe that sounds awesome oh for me honestly it's with I don't know in

[00:09:21] about and then just about 15 minutes I can say what I'm like what you think

[00:09:26] about Boston I'm like just the Lord Jesse Mae Jesse Mae Jesse Mae the you know

[00:09:32] she works around the around the property she's a man you're a fantasy of your old

[00:09:38] age you have a woman named Jesse Mae you have a slave he said works she works

[00:09:46] well slaves work they're just not paid I don't know why you assume she's a

[00:09:50] slave Adam he talks to you're bringing some fucked up racism

[00:09:54] well green Nick Nick has an antebellum style fantasy about his future I don't

[00:10:00] know anything about it except my friend nobody named Jesse man just man he

[00:10:03] smoking a corn cob pipe on a scene you didn't say where it is thinking about the Lord

[00:10:08] he said the Lord is the fake answer for the real I think that that kind of

[00:10:12] elicited a nice pair of tits it is nice a nice old pair of fucking can we as

[00:10:18] bigger than now isn't it's being of diagnosis murder we saw a nice pair of

[00:10:22] old lady to we did we did I episode three the episode Dom deloies that we just

[00:10:28] watched that's right I'm so glad I got this job and trying to sell people on

[00:10:31] you are absolutely correct bro honestly I possibly the worst television you've

[00:10:35] been talking about it and I was like this doesn't sound that good but then

[00:10:37] seeing it I'm like this is really good I've never seen in my life mmm fuck what

[00:10:42] was that lady with the big tits name that redhead she was on the love boat

[00:10:47] Barbara Rhodes we looked you couldn't see her tits they don't if you search

[00:10:52] Barbara Rhodes nude nothing comes up but she could absolutely get a fucking

[00:10:57] prick of del in her in her in her honestly in her old age to by the way I

[00:11:02] saw a picture of your penis earlier and I was hoping I could jack off to it

[00:11:08] man and then if you search Barbara no Barbara Rhodes nude you don't see her but

[00:11:15] you do see some incredible big ass conical breasts from let's see what this

[00:11:22] lady's name is and you guys can just look her up what was the reason miss December

[00:11:27] 1968 whoever that is good God Almighty playboy mex I would honestly shoot Adam

[00:11:33] in the head to be able to fuck this woman she's probably done stuff well the one

[00:11:38] in the picture Cynthia what was the reason for the conical

[00:11:43] breasts I don't care and I was at that pace that they're not as were that shape

[00:11:47] and then it molded women's breasts to be that shape when you took the bra I want

[00:11:52] them back if that's the case you don't see those you really don't you know that's

[00:11:57] an old style of breath you really don't and I'm kind of pissed off I haven't

[00:12:01] seen a conical titty in my time I would like to see a funnel shaped yeah well

[00:12:07] you know what Adam you you're pissing me off why how much you like tits okay

[00:12:12] why do you get my corner I'm the guy who your corner I'm on the titty corner

[00:12:19] I'm a guy dude I'm a fellow like any other fellow I've never wanted to see

[00:12:25] breast not really all right back we have a ridiculous conversation back we up

[00:12:30] here whatever he said is the thing thank you you've never been that big

[00:12:36] of a big ass titties you know it never I fall you fucking know it I've fallen

[00:12:40] in love and out of love you know I was at the the animal shot no stop it I'm

[00:12:46] sick damn old wives you don't even know what he's gonna say and there was no

[00:12:51] this is rude it's gonna be something we're with that with the biggest tits I've

[00:12:54] ever seen that even I got horny I'm some old puns I'm just a mold dumb bitch and

[00:13:02] Adam came in and everyone was hooting and hollering this lady with a big

[00:13:07] tears and we were spraying Mountain dew all over the show

[00:13:30] it was a whisper gives at the Bushwick

[00:13:11] That's right.

[00:13:18] Classic.

[00:13:25] So he took me to the gym with the fucking animals.

[00:13:29] And he was spraying mountains with the spay.

[00:13:32] And Bush gives.

[00:13:34] And the Bushwick gives.

[00:13:35] And he comes at him and what does he do?

[00:13:37] And he started throwing up.

[00:13:41] That's not true.

[00:13:43] And he was like, can anyone help me?

[00:13:45] That's not true.

[00:13:46] I've got to get my kale mandarin orange big lunch that I had.

[00:13:52] Yes.

[00:13:53] One leaf of kale.

[00:13:54] It's nice putting mandarin oranges in a salad.

[00:13:58] I will say.

[00:13:59] Me and my girlfriend made lunch today.

[00:14:02] It's French fries made out of dust and old daddy long legs boiled.

[00:14:08] So I saw his daddy long legs.

[00:14:10] At least I have a girlfriend.

[00:14:12] That's the main point.

[00:14:13] I know he doesn't.

[00:14:15] He was lying.

[00:14:16] He was lying.

[00:14:18] And then he said, somebody needs help me get all these bugs back in my stomach that I ate.

[00:14:25] And also there's a giant boa constrictor in my ass.

[00:14:29] But giant boa constrictor in his ass.

[00:14:32] He threw up from seeing the big tits.

[00:14:34] And how did he get the lunch back in his stomach?

[00:14:37] A man with a large penis.

[00:14:39] Put all the vomit on his dick.

[00:14:41] He said, well, I don't mean to step out of mind here.

[00:14:46] I'm the janitor of the box.

[00:14:51] The amount of vomit here looks to be exactly the same size as my kid.

[00:14:58] So if we want to put it back into your stomach, the most efficient way is to lube up my cock

[00:15:07] with all your nasty ass lunch.

[00:15:09] And then I fucking back into your mouth and ass.

[00:15:12] And his ass hit him from both sides.

[00:15:15] You said I got it back into my stomach.

[00:15:17] And from the ass and from the car.

[00:15:19] And with enough force.

[00:15:21] And you know what happened?

[00:15:23] That man worked so hard that he had a heart attack.

[00:15:27] And he died.

[00:15:29] Dude, dude, dude, dude.

[00:15:31] Wow.

[00:15:33] Adam has caused the death of two people.

[00:15:35] That's disgusting.

[00:15:36] The grandma who's heart exploded.

[00:15:38] You didn't vomit off of me.

[00:15:40] Well, don't.

[00:15:41] That's disgusting.

[00:15:42] Even if you did it.

[00:15:44] Why are you saying it like it's something like Nick made up?

[00:15:48] Listen.

[00:15:49] Are you calling this old woman off there?

[00:15:51] I'm not even here.

[00:15:52] Yeah.

[00:15:53] It's that old lady.

[00:15:54] I was fucking out.

[00:15:55] Nick went to the bathroom.

[00:15:56] This old woman is nasty.

[00:15:57] I've been hanging out with the auto.

[00:15:58] She has her own parking lot.

[00:15:59] That's right.

[00:16:00] Trying to get a job.

[00:16:01] That's right.

[00:16:02] Some of us have to afford the equipment for this show.

[00:16:05] Despite a lot of people don't realize this.

[00:16:07] But the Patreon money.

[00:16:09] Basically every month has to go to new gear.

[00:16:13] Well, and reconstructive surgery for Adam's asshole.

[00:16:16] That's true.

[00:16:17] All of that.

[00:16:18] Yeah.

[00:16:19] Okay.

[00:16:20] He's getting the slack back.

[00:16:21] Pay royalties to those women in the nursing home.

[00:16:23] The truth tellers.

[00:16:24] That's right.

[00:16:25] The truth tellers.

[00:16:26] The lone gunman.

[00:16:28] Yeah.

[00:16:29] I don't like those ladies.

[00:16:32] I like them.

[00:16:33] I think they're really cool actually.

[00:16:35] You know, last week my grandson showed me how to hack into Adam's back to go.

[00:16:41] Why?

[00:16:42] Wouldn't you believe there's been a daily Venmo payment to a man named Bruno?

[00:16:51] Sure was right.

[00:16:53] How much?

[00:16:55] 80 dollars.

[00:16:57] What?

[00:16:58] Do I name Bruno?

[00:17:01] Yeah.

[00:17:02] Did he caption it?

[00:17:04] Yeah.

[00:17:05] There's always the winking and then the eggplant emoji.

[00:17:08] It's always some variation.

[00:17:11] So what are my pay?

[00:17:12] What do I pay?

[00:17:13] It's always the bride emoji and then an eggplant and then the black police officer.

[00:17:21] And then five spaces and then the binoculars and a smiling nerd.

[00:17:28] It's not nice.

[00:17:37] Come on.

[00:17:40] That's not true.

[00:17:43] Really?

[00:17:44] Every day.

[00:17:45] Every day.

[00:17:46] 80 dollars.

[00:17:47] Every day.

[00:17:52] That's not true.

[00:17:55] It's not true.

[00:17:58] I swear.

[00:17:59] That's interesting.

[00:18:00] Because I'm just kind of parsing the tea leaves here.

[00:18:04] It seems like we've added a whole new dimension to Gae.

[00:18:07] Adam's been very gay so far.

[00:18:09] You're old truth tellings.

[00:18:11] Yeah.

[00:18:12] Now he appears to be a cuckold as well.

[00:18:14] You're like a boy, I guess.

[00:18:17] Yeah, cuckold.

[00:18:24] That's very, this is a very dynamic guy.

[00:18:27] You're not, you don't believe, we're friends for how long you can't believe this.

[00:18:30] You know what, Adam?

[00:18:31] You don't know people sometimes.

[00:18:33] You don't really know everything about me.

[00:18:35] You don't know what they're inner lives.

[00:18:37] You don't really.

[00:18:38] I tell you all, you know all of my inner lives.

[00:18:40] That could be a little bit of you throwing us off the scents.

[00:18:45] Red herring.

[00:18:46] This is all the stuff you say.

[00:18:48] To find your really gay, you want to watch your girlfriend put it by a black guy.

[00:18:53] The police officer.

[00:18:56] Who's dressed as a police officer or is a police officer?

[00:18:59] It's not exactly clear.

[00:19:01] But no member of the arms.

[00:19:04] No member of the force would be engaging in prostitutes.

[00:19:09] That's all I'm saying.

[00:19:11] It's very implosant for 80 dollars.

[00:19:15] Every day.

[00:19:16] It's not that much money really.

[00:19:19] For sex work.

[00:19:20] Yeah, but it adds up.

[00:19:22] It's like $50,000 a year.

[00:19:24] Yeah, 80 dollars every day.

[00:19:26] I guess if it's for the police.

[00:19:28] That's a lot of labor.

[00:19:29] You know.

[00:19:30] It is.

[00:19:31] And you know, he could get in real trouble with the force.

[00:19:33] Yeah.

[00:19:34] Are you telling tales out of school like this?

[00:19:36] I'm a sex worker.

[00:19:39] This is also the jam.

[00:19:42] The same guy.

[00:19:44] Is that how you met Bruno?

[00:19:46] He fucked your ass.

[00:19:47] That's so funny.

[00:19:48] He fucked the mommy.

[00:19:49] You were like, I like the way you worked that tool.

[00:19:51] Well, he was got an idea for it actually.

[00:19:54] I'm just a janitor.

[00:19:57] What size pants are you Bruno?

[00:20:00] I don't like it as a police officer.

[00:20:02] The specializers and brides.

[00:20:05] He was studying for his detectives.

[00:20:08] The van Ayla.

[00:20:11] The van Ayla.

[00:20:13] Is there a nerd emoji?

[00:20:15] Yeah, you know.

[00:20:16] The nerd is saying it to Bruno every day.

[00:20:18] The nerd smiling.

[00:20:19] This is the receipts.

[00:20:21] It's like your free.

[00:20:23] We heard the old ladies.

[00:20:25] They acted in your bank account.

[00:20:27] And they saw your bank.

[00:20:29] I only do private transactions.

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[00:20:52] None of this fucking goes.

[00:20:54] It's a little brown envelope.

[00:20:55] It could be anything.

[00:20:56] It could be anything.

[00:20:57] You're some sort of spy or something.

[00:20:58] It could be a drug dossier.

[00:21:00] It could be a bill from the fucking nursing home.

[00:21:03] That's right.

[00:21:04] You know, your mom is telling true stories.

[00:21:06] Telling true stories about certain podcasters.

[00:21:09] Bluetooth.com is a website that sells pills.

[00:21:14] We've been instructed.

[00:21:15] They sell chewables.

[00:21:17] They sell chewables.

[00:21:19] You've been instructed not to say.

[00:21:20] And you don't chew them.

[00:21:21] You don't take a blue chew, by the way.

[00:21:23] You don't take a blue chew.

[00:21:24] You chew the blue chew.

[00:21:26] You chew on it the way Adam chews on his upper lip.

[00:21:29] And ecstasy when a man fucks his ass.

[00:21:33] I guess bottom lip.

[00:21:35] Bottom lip is more natural.

[00:21:36] Yeah, it is bottom.

[00:21:38] Yeah.

[00:21:39] That's how you chew the blue chew.

[00:21:42] Just like that.

[00:21:44] Yeah.

[00:21:45] I want to boot you.

[00:21:47] I want to boot you.

[00:21:48] I want to go to boot you.com.

[00:21:50] There are two different types of boot you.

[00:21:52] There's the Latin of fill-in to Dalifu,

[00:21:55] which are the generic ingredients.

[00:21:57] No, you're not allowed to say that.

[00:21:59] Oh, you're not.

[00:22:00] No, yeah.

[00:22:01] There was a bunch of shit.

[00:22:02] They're like, you can't say.

[00:22:04] Okay.

[00:22:05] Well, we don't know what's in it.

[00:22:06] We don't know what that makes your dick hard,

[00:22:08] but it gets you real hard.

[00:22:10] You, you, I don't think we're allowed to say that either.

[00:22:12] You can't say it gets your dick hard?

[00:22:14] I think that's the only thing you're allowed to say, actually.

[00:22:16] No, okay.

[00:22:17] Something you're not allowed to say.

[00:22:18] You can use it to fucking ape, if you want.

[00:22:21] You, we can say that.

[00:22:22] They can say that.

[00:22:23] They explicitly said that.

[00:22:24] Yeah, they said you're allowed to use it to fucking animals.

[00:22:26] Really?

[00:22:27] That's what they, do they send a very lengthy email about what we're allowed to say?

[00:22:36] I'm still pulling up.

[00:22:37] And one of them was that you're allowed to fucking animals using the blue chu.

[00:22:40] Also, top of my head, I think I was one of the things.

[00:22:43] Okay.

[00:22:44] So I use it to have sex with women personally.

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[00:23:00] You know how many fucking losers really just did it?

[00:23:03] Yeah, I know.

[00:23:04] So embarrassing for them.

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[00:23:14] You are gay.

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[00:24:27] Yeah.

[00:24:28] Elizabeth Olsen is basically like people were like, damn, the Olsen twins, what happened to

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[00:24:34] Well guess what?

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[00:24:41] Mm hmm.

[00:24:42] Yeah.

[00:24:43] That's how you said one.

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[00:24:59] Yeah.

[00:25:00] Uh, being molested as a childhood chemist.

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[00:25:05] Every time a woman touches you.

[00:25:06] Being fat as shit.

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[00:27:27] it. I think they added a new one. This shit. We can't say girls should take it. Because

[00:27:32] I guess it'll kill women or something. Another thing women are bad at Madison. Gagging your

[00:27:36] dick hard. Yeah. That's pathetic. Dude. This. Oh my god. They can't even get their

[00:27:40] I went to the Faunies the other day. And there were like three old Italian guys having like

[00:27:45] just the wildest conversation. Hell yeah. They covered every topic. Cuomo transgender stuff

[00:27:52] racism. Yeah. That's awesome. Yeah. And in like a five minute, you know, window. Yeah.

[00:27:58] But one of those going off is like it's standing at high school. They got a high school and

[00:28:01] sat on. They got a transgender day. Were you sure you wouldn't be a girl that day? All

[00:28:06] yours pal. Show up in a fucking dress. They do it. They got a transvestite teaching a transgender

[00:28:12] class to fucking fourth graders. I mean, it's like, it's like Staten Island high. Staten

[00:28:18] Island high school. Yeah. And then what, you know, they're arguing one of them so old and

[00:28:23] so Italian that everything he says is just like air escaping a stoma. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:28:29] What are you talking about? This guy? Wait, what's he know? What's he fucking know? Are

[00:28:38] they holding it down? What the hell is going on? Oh, yeah. What are those? They like Cuomo

[00:28:46] fellow pilots. All I want him to say is like, I don't like the guy. But I'm gonna tell you

[00:28:50] right now what's happening is wrong. The best thing there is. I agree. Yeah. No, they hear

[00:28:57] that out of the bar. Every fucking one. And but the one is like the one point the guy's

[00:29:02] like one of the guys. Hey, I don't care what it is. You pee standing up your guy. That's

[00:29:07] all you sit down. You're a girl. You want to piss it down? Then you could be a girl. And

[00:29:11] it's like they probably do that. Yeah. I do it half the time. I like to pick I like to

[00:29:17] have to put my dick in the water and then piss under the water. Nice. Wow. You know,

[00:29:22] yeah. That's awesome. Yeah. Little sea monster in cognitos. So no one knows. No one can hear

[00:29:28] that in space. No one can hear your strength. Yeah. And then halfway through when it was

[00:29:35] like really getting hot when I was like, well, how about this? Let's talk college basketball

[00:29:39] for a second. Oh, yeah. March Madness. Who do they have to Loyola of Chicago? Are they

[00:29:47] still in a chef boy? They have a fat guy. Shut up the fucking sister gene. What is she

[00:29:53] doing? She's still alive, bro. You don't remember sister gene? How old is she? She's

[00:29:57] about 99 now or some shit. She's rooting for the boys. Yeah, she's there. She's you don't

[00:30:02] remember this? I don't pay attention to boys basketball, dude. Shut the fuck up. I don't

[00:30:07] know. Ris. She's a gene was a fucking was a powerhouse tour de force. She's back. She

[00:30:13] was at the tournament. She's been there before. She's hearing. I think I've seen pics of it

[00:30:18] before. Yeah, you better have. Yeah, I looked at pics of that. Anyway, not only that, but

[00:30:24] tomorrow is what Greek independence day. Okay. Oh, she's empty. Marthi. Oh, bye. Oh,

[00:30:31] no. Before yesterday's they got my

[00:31:01] I'll be the man out of the bay

[00:31:04] Yeah, no

[00:31:07] Yes I'll grab you, eat your own little man

[00:31:11] Here I'll get, all left and yeah

[00:31:15] Smoke the baby out of the bay before you leave

[00:31:19] No you don't

[00:31:19] Just to pull the little extra steam on it

[00:31:22] No, that's not the Greek national anthem

[00:31:25] I just want to say shout out to the whole fucking team

[00:31:29] suck my dick the Ottoman Empire

[00:31:31] Yeah, you fucking mother fuckers.

[00:31:33] Yeah, empire.

[00:31:34] Fuck you.

[00:31:35] You're on our shit list.

[00:31:36] Fuck the soul.

[00:31:37] The Ottoman Empire.

[00:31:38] A group of fags.

[00:31:40] Amen.

[00:31:41] On this day, amen, brother.

[00:31:44] Imagine an entire country filled with fags.

[00:31:47] A place called the Turkish zone.

[00:31:50] Do do do do do do.

[00:31:52] Why are you making me sit on the on our men right now?

[00:31:54] Too many.

[00:31:55] As a fucking to show them that's a sign for the Turks.

[00:31:58] Even Jews are sit on you.

[00:32:00] No, that's right.

[00:32:01] Even Jews rank above you, Turk.

[00:32:03] Yeah, that's right.

[00:32:05] Take that.

[00:32:06] And if you haven't heard at home, I've graduated from the box to the Ottoman.

[00:32:09] The thing, Adam now has an Ottoman.

[00:32:12] Nick has given me an Ottoman to sit on.

[00:32:14] The Maginawool.

[00:32:15] Which is really just a box with a little.

[00:32:16] I'm getting the chair.

[00:32:17] A little bit of a cushion.

[00:32:18] I got to throw out that coffee table.

[00:32:20] And then I'm going to throw out this thing here.

[00:32:23] That the table mate?

[00:32:24] Yeah.

[00:32:25] What?

[00:32:26] That's nice.

[00:32:27] No, not this.

[00:32:28] The TV thing.

[00:32:29] Oh, really?

[00:32:30] It's like just mounted on the wall?

[00:32:32] Yeah, I want any more.

[00:32:33] Mounting's nice.

[00:32:34] I might just like, I don't want to like to cut this thing to like push it all the way

[00:32:39] against the wall.

[00:32:40] So it forms against the baseboards of the effort that went into making the front of

[00:32:45] it look nice.

[00:32:46] It would look like retarded if I were to do that.

[00:32:48] So I might just build something different so that there's like a ledge there for the

[00:32:52] TV.

[00:32:53] You can just mount the TV.

[00:32:55] No, because that's a.

[00:32:57] It's like plaster on masonry or something.

[00:33:00] It's like you're just going to tear all that up.

[00:33:03] I don't really want to get it.

[00:33:04] You dig a small no worries.

[00:33:06] And it wasn't.

[00:33:07] It was actually the reason he couldn't do it.

[00:33:10] And he's because his dick was small.

[00:33:12] We're not going to say his dick isn't small, but that's not the reason.

[00:33:15] It's not the reason.

[00:33:17] And the turn in the.

[00:33:18] We can just sort of a round about logic.

[00:33:22] It's it's just true.

[00:33:23] It happened to be.

[00:33:24] And it wasn't because of it.

[00:33:28] I just want to say, man, the fucking Greek independence motherfuckers.

[00:33:31] Those guys rock.

[00:33:34] There was a who is like you're like Paul Revere.

[00:33:36] Paul Revere.

[00:33:37] All he did was say the British were coming.

[00:33:40] Like who is your big independence?

[00:33:41] There's a couple of guys.

[00:33:42] It's a couple of good ones.

[00:33:43] There's a.

[00:33:44] Colocotroni, right?

[00:33:45] These guys, by the way, have incredible mustaches.

[00:33:49] You know, he was just a leader of the of the revolution against the fucking Turks.

[00:33:53] He was a group, a member of a group called the cleftess.

[00:33:57] The cleft lipsticks.

[00:33:58] No, they didn't have cleft lips.

[00:34:00] They had it.

[00:34:01] It's like cleft.

[00:34:02] They were they were thieves.

[00:34:03] They would steal from the Ottomans.

[00:34:04] They the the fucking Turks came in.

[00:34:06] Really?

[00:34:07] Yeah.

[00:34:08] The Turks came in and they said fuck that.

[00:34:10] We're not living in your little fucking Turkish zone.

[00:34:12] We're going to the mountains to get pussy and live free.

[00:34:15] Okay.

[00:34:16] They they never submitted them.

[00:34:18] I love history rocks.

[00:34:19] I love just sitting around imagining history because reading about it on like boom.

[00:34:23] I'll just like think about like sick ass battles.

[00:34:26] Well, here's the best part and emperors.

[00:34:28] Yeah.

[00:34:29] Sometimes I'll just like study history, but in my mind.

[00:34:32] Yeah, absolutely.

[00:34:33] I am.

[00:34:34] Well, here's the best part about the cleftess, right?

[00:34:36] Not only did they not tell the fucking Ottoman didn't submit to the Ottomans ever, but because

[00:34:42] they were in the mountains and they never wanted them to know where they were.

[00:34:46] The fraud the fraud.

[00:34:47] The fraud.

[00:34:48] The fraud.

[00:34:49] The fraud.

[00:34:50] The fraud.

[00:34:51] The fraud.

[00:34:52] They developed a new way to cook a lamb by shoving it in your head.

[00:34:56] No, they smoked it.

[00:34:58] They didn't that.

[00:34:59] Greet people weren't really smoking shit.

[00:35:00] They didn't want to do it over an open fire.

[00:35:02] So they just fucking covered it.

[00:35:04] Smoked that bitch.

[00:35:05] Slow roasted it.

[00:35:07] Cleftico style lamb is delicious.

[00:35:09] So that's I saw Adam doing a cleftico style.

[00:35:13] Exactly.

[00:35:14] I'm so you praised it slowly in his mouth.

[00:35:17] I was in Hudson news.

[00:35:19] And Adam was sucking off the the Bangladesh man who worked with the Dunkadillas.

[00:35:25] And he was like, sir, why are you doing this to me?

[00:35:33] I had him said I'm trying to prove to a different coffee shop that I'm not racist.

[00:35:38] So I picked the most high traffic, Bangladesh coffee shop, the Hudson news and station.

[00:35:48] God say Adam is here to confirm.

[00:35:52] Thank you, Adam, for proving the story to be real by confirming the details as I tell.

[00:36:00] You know, I like the details.

[00:36:02] Yeah, I've ever seen that place.

[00:36:03] There's a place in Penn station that's like a fucking like Steve Harvey suit.

[00:36:09] The kind of depot that's called the high-coon.

[00:36:12] I love that.

[00:36:13] And I think about that every single time.

[00:36:14] We should go get sued.

[00:36:15] It's crazy that that's allowed.

[00:36:17] I mean, it is wild.

[00:36:19] Ticoon.

[00:36:20] T-I-E-C-O-O-N.

[00:36:22] Wild.

[00:36:23] Yeah.

[00:36:24] We should go get sued.

[00:36:25] It's like not strong enough of a pun.

[00:36:27] That's probably like the only day at work you ever talk about in the 20 years you worked

[00:36:31] at like the Department of Businesses or whatever Albany.

[00:36:35] Yeah.

[00:36:36] The fucking Secretary of State.

[00:36:37] You just do all the LLC filings.

[00:36:40] And it's all just like Johnson's cleaning service.

[00:36:43] Yeah.

[00:36:44] And like an Esquirer you wary for gentlemen.

[00:36:48] It's the name, tycoon LLC.

[00:36:53] Yeah.

[00:36:54] And you're like, I'm having a stroke.

[00:36:55] I'm sorry.

[00:36:56] This is Kinsop.

[00:36:57] Martha, can you read this?

[00:36:58] Am I seeing this correctly?

[00:36:59] Can somebody come in here and read this for me before I started hooting and hollering and

[00:37:03] calling all of my racist friends?

[00:37:06] I'm about to send this to my Christine.

[00:37:08] Can someone take a look at this before I embarrass myself before jumping the gun?

[00:37:14] This isn't Photoshop, right?

[00:37:16] It's real.

[00:37:17] This is a real thing.

[00:37:20] My friend Jordan, I was telling you about there's this idiot Chris we knew back in the

[00:37:25] day and it was like fucking I think I told this story was like late 2007.

[00:37:29] He was driving by somebody behind somebody with an Obama bumper sticker and he was like,

[00:37:34] yo, look at this.

[00:37:36] There's some guy running they Bama.

[00:37:39] Like you don't know who Barack Obama.

[00:37:43] He's 2007.

[00:37:44] I forgot about that term Bama's.

[00:37:47] Yeah.

[00:37:48] People in DC said that a lot.

[00:37:51] That's true.

[00:37:52] Look at this Bama.

[00:37:53] It means country.

[00:37:54] Yeah, it means country.

[00:37:55] I'm going down down baby.

[00:37:58] So come to my penis.

[00:38:01] I'm okay.

[00:38:03] God.

[00:38:04] Please come and fuck my ass.

[00:38:05] Shit is shit.

[00:38:06] Shit is shit.

[00:38:07] I'm starting his own like social media platform.

[00:38:09] Oh hell yeah.

[00:38:10] I hope it comes with like snacks.

[00:38:12] What is it?

[00:38:13] What's it called?

[00:38:14] It should be something like Twitter but then you also get like super successful.

[00:38:17] Is it called Trumpler?

[00:38:18] It's also like shrimp cocktail and crudetay.

[00:38:21] I'm not a crudetay type guy.

[00:38:23] Why then you got this all dips.

[00:38:26] It's all about the dips.

[00:38:27] It's not about the vegetables.

[00:38:29] No, thank you.

[00:38:31] What do you mean?

[00:38:32] I don't I mean I like dips but vegetable suck.

[00:38:36] What kind of dips like ranch?

[00:38:38] I'm saying a crudetay tray is made by the dips.

[00:38:42] Honey, what kind of dips?

[00:38:44] They tell me a dip.

[00:38:45] I mean you could have a hummus.

[00:38:47] I'll fuck out of here.

[00:38:49] What?

[00:38:50] Fuck you.

[00:38:51] That's why hummus on a fucking celery stick that's supposed to be good because you tell

[00:38:56] me crudetay is good and it's bad but you can't just even ranch.

[00:39:00] Gimme your fucking buffalo wings.

[00:39:03] Not ranch dude.

[00:39:04] The blue blue cheese.

[00:39:05] You know we should we should get oh you can't you run or die.

[00:39:09] I was going to say we should get wings after this.

[00:39:12] There's a place in Queens.

[00:39:13] I have to go home in these fucking mushrooms and fucking.

[00:39:16] We did not say we.

[00:39:18] Meaning three.

[00:39:20] It was not three.

[00:39:21] I can't go any way.

[00:39:22] I said we.

[00:39:23] I had plans.

[00:39:24] I did not say thrice the us.

[00:39:26] thrice the us shall commence.

[00:39:29] Shall John the wings.

[00:39:30] Shall John do Queens for whatever bullshit fucking fake wings you're going to suggest.

[00:39:35] Yeah we're Brian Brian Brian Brian took me this place.

[00:39:39] So you're copying Brian that's incredible what you call a copy is called breedies and

[00:39:44] now you're insulting you're insulting Brian where on the show by associating yourself

[00:39:50] honestly I've at first I didn't want to blow it up and now I want to help these people's

[00:39:53] business wearing Queens.

[00:39:55] Look it up right now like roughly where I look it up dude I please all looks the same

[00:40:00] Astoria the copier's game for his tales it's like it's something long.

[00:40:05] It's my favorite restaurant what's it.

[00:40:08] Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

[00:40:10] Rigo Park Rigo Park on Woodhaven Boulevard.

[00:40:12] Okay.

[00:40:13] Yeah breedies it has like a Tudor exterior.

[00:40:16] It's pretty cool Rigo Park was actually in the 19th or that neighbor I was all like

[00:40:20] well it looks like this and then the place nice yeah oh yeah I think I'm free Rigo

[00:40:26] Park it was like a three credible wings that where everybody nuts in your ass.

[00:40:30] So that's just let me get to this one that's not what I'm going to go park.

[00:40:34] Yeah it was like an empty field in the 1920s a bunch of Asian immigrants came over and

[00:40:37] they built the whole town out of the Legos.

[00:40:40] Mmm hmm that's where Rigo Park came.

[00:40:43] Interesting.

[00:40:44] Hashtag stop Asian hate guys are going.

[00:40:48] If not stopping it at least taking it down a notch.

[00:40:50] That's right.

[00:40:51] No more mass shootings let's just get it back to the LR stuff.

[00:40:57] Let's yeah yes let's stop the violence.

[00:40:59] We got a crank the Asian anti Asian violence from 11 back to four back to a reasonable

[00:41:04] two and a half.

[00:41:05] Two and a half is fine.

[00:41:06] Yeah it's nice too much.

[00:41:07] It kind of the volume you'd listen to like you know like soft rocket.

[00:41:12] Yeah elevator music kind of volume.

[00:41:14] We just want a light background like an air supply.

[00:41:18] Yeah like if I'm shot if I'm in a pay list and I'm looking for fucking right air walks.

[00:41:23] Yeah exactly.

[00:41:24] I'm trying to look like Tony Hawk but on a budget but but I'm trying to be poor Tony

[00:41:30] but but yeah but if you're still waiting for your dad's disability to come through.

[00:41:34] So you get air walks.

[00:41:37] That kind of.

[00:41:38] That's sad.

[00:41:39] Shout out to my dad's fucking accident home depot.

[00:41:44] Shout out to literally what happened in third grade.

[00:41:47] Do you get paid off that?

[00:41:48] Fat.

[00:41:49] I don't believe he did.

[00:41:50] I think that one of the odds looking for something in a nail called his clothes and it ripped

[00:41:54] all his clothes.

[00:41:55] And then you got circumcised by accident.

[00:41:59] And then he like he was embarrassed and he kept falling and slipping and his dick got

[00:42:03] caught in the saw.

[00:42:04] Yeah.

[00:42:05] That's what happened.

[00:42:06] He got his force.

[00:42:09] How dare they.

[00:42:10] And he sued for years and they're like actually you're you were taking you to jail.

[00:42:16] Yeah for a decent.

[00:42:17] If you want to see pictures of stops father's penis you can go to patreon.com slash com

[00:42:22] that's right and sign up for just five dollars a month to get an extra picture of his father's

[00:42:26] penis.

[00:42:27] That's true.

[00:42:28] Isn't there some news?

[00:42:29] No there isn't.

[00:42:31] Not until there is news.

[00:42:32] Okay.

[00:42:33] There might be some news.

[00:42:34] God damn it Adam.

[00:42:36] I didn't say anything.

[00:42:37] Yes you did.

[00:42:38] The very the very suggestion is saying something.

[00:42:43] All right.

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[00:42:45] If I'm ready to say it by saying it again that means that there should have you know

[00:42:49] you don't understand broadcast.

[00:42:51] No you really don't.

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[00:43:05] Rice you skipped to exactly.

[00:43:10] How many mean I skipped to.

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[00:43:36] That's not true at all.

[00:43:37] I'm going to say that.

[00:43:38] You take out girls sixteen.

[00:43:39] Don't fuck you're the one who looks like Woody Allen here pal.

[00:43:42] All right.

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[00:43:44] I don't know.

[00:43:45] Even there is Woody Allen part of the stop Asian hate thing.

[00:43:48] Well he loves.

[00:43:49] Is that part of it.

[00:43:50] I think it is.

[00:43:51] I think including that.

[00:43:53] Shane Gillis using the N word is what caused soon need to be molested to be molested.

[00:44:00] That's true.

[00:44:01] Yeah.

[00:44:02] There's a step.

[00:44:03] There's direct line between the two of those.

[00:44:04] There's no way it didn't cause it.

[00:44:06] It's sort of like the trolley problem and the trolley is a guy using the N word.

[00:44:11] Mm hmm.

[00:44:12] And the people on the tracks are black people and then the guy at the switch is Shane Gillis

[00:44:16] and the other track is the Chinese Missy Missy Swah.

[00:44:22] So by saying so you're saying Shane was definitely going to kill either a bunch of black people

[00:44:27] or a bunch of Asian people.

[00:44:28] Yes.

[00:44:29] And by saying the Chinese anti Asian slurs he switched the leverage.

[00:44:35] You know where he says and my bookie dot edgy.

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[00:48:39] What do I think we got?

[00:48:41] What's travel?

[00:48:42] You know what in both French and Spanish it's like Trebajo and Treb

[00:48:55] it's like travel in English which means like going on a vacation or something.

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[00:49:25] That's facts.

[00:49:26] I've been getting into the Noam Chomsky lately as a.

[00:49:29] Noam can actually chomp on my Dixki as an intellectual comedian.

[00:49:34] Oh yeah.

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[00:49:37] I've read Chomsky and he's full of it.

[00:49:39] Let me tell you.

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[00:49:48] Wow.

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[00:49:50] That's awesome.

[00:49:51] And I came to the realization that Shengil is bad.

[00:49:59] Yes.

[00:50:00] Yeah.

[00:50:01] He's a murder.

[00:50:02] Well, they've been talking.

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[00:50:07] Also.

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[00:50:18] Some people say Lacan.

[00:50:19] I say Lacan.

[00:50:20] Lacan.

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[00:50:22] Lacan.

[00:50:23] Yeah.

[00:50:24] Adam picked the dumbest one.

[00:50:25] All right.

[00:50:26] Sorry.

[00:50:27] I'll go back to you.

[00:50:28] You brought it up too.

[00:50:29] I thought we were.

[00:50:30] You had time to sit there and think about whether it was a good one or not.

[00:50:34] I wasn't trying to.

[00:50:35] You said Lacan.

[00:50:36] Because the goal for you is just to prove you know.

[00:50:39] All right.

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[00:50:43] I don't know any of that stuff.

[00:50:45] I literally don't know any of that stuff.

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[00:52:58] And listen this is all according to the truth of telling ladies.

[00:53:01] I don't know this stuff.

[00:53:02] It's all true.

[00:53:03] Okay.

[00:53:04] So they say it's true and it isn't it isn't used to me but please be carefully because even

[00:53:08] though he's doing all that kind of stuff he's still my friend and I love him.

[00:53:12] I thought I prefer so I don't want him to die.

[00:53:14] I saw Adam.

[00:53:15] Me and Evelyn were seven eleven Adam had a big old.

[00:53:20] Well a lot of people sound the same.

[00:53:27] Maybe your ears haven't been fucked clean in a while and you've forgotten that's the

[00:53:32] other thing he does.

[00:53:33] What's that?

[00:53:34] I guess I guess everyone's friend.

[00:53:37] He gets his ears blown out so he doesn't have to pay the doctor.

[00:53:42] Oh smart.

[00:53:44] Yet again just like the tax he cares about another way to be getting safe money.

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[00:53:53] More about the savings.

[00:53:55] Adam on an infomercial.

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[00:54:34] Doesn't sound like that's good economics to be paying for you know a whole 90s home

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[00:54:46] a big fucking computer.

[00:54:48] Yep moving the mouse around.

[00:54:50] Moving the mouse around.

[00:54:51] Yeah clicking a little bit of other outfits.

[00:54:54] My returns last year.

[00:54:55] Well we were tired from our jobs as janitors and now my wife Jessa made make over eight

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[00:55:05] We were able to retire early and now we sit in jeskeys in our living room and all it took

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[00:55:26] It's never clear what those businesses are.

[00:55:28] It's like sort of stock sort of like passive income like they never explain what the multi

[00:55:34] little market is.

[00:55:35] Yeah that shit made me so depressed as a kid.

[00:55:37] I'm watching this commercials and it's like this world is so like it's just hopeless.

[00:55:41] Yeah you get to be an adult and you're like hoping that the answer is going to be a fucking

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[00:55:48] Yeah just thinking about the sad fucks that are like I'm going to be like that.

[00:55:51] Maybe I'm sick of fucking being a bitch and losing.

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[00:55:57] Yeah I love winning by calling this man with dollar bills all over his suit.

[00:56:03] Matthew Lesco.

[00:56:04] Matthew Lesco it's question marks right.

[00:56:06] Wait that was the Riddler.

[00:56:08] That was the Riddler.

[00:56:09] Wait what is Matthew Lesco?

[00:56:10] Matthew Lesco would like exclamation tell you how to get money.

[00:56:13] No no I remember I know who he is but I mean like oh yeah what is that.

[00:56:16] He would like is he all shit.

[00:56:18] He applied for grants and stuff.

[00:56:19] I don't know.

[00:56:20] Basically he was like a PPP loan fraud guy.

[00:56:23] Yeah he like you do all the grants.

[00:56:24] We take out PPP loans and say for example that he was living in Brooklyn working as like

[00:56:29] a freelancer when really he had already moved back to his parents home in Idaho.

[00:56:34] Interesting.

[00:56:35] And applied for a PPP loan fraudulable.

[00:56:37] How much money could you make on that?

[00:56:39] It threw two installments about fifteen thousand dollars.

[00:56:42] Not bad from the federal government.

[00:56:45] You could falsely claim you were paying rent in Brooklyn and really you were in Idaho.

[00:56:50] I bet you that shake off forgiven quick.

[00:56:53] No Matthew Lesco.

[00:56:56] He's a he's a he's a would tell you like a V legend.

[00:57:00] Yeah you'd see him around DC.

[00:57:02] He says these are the best to go.

[00:57:05] You know what movie I saw recently it was kind of sick and I thought it would be by your

[00:57:08] name.

[00:57:09] No just the portrait of the kids.

[00:57:10] No not that actually.

[00:57:11] I saw and I thought it would be really bad.

[00:57:15] War dogs.

[00:57:16] Have you seen that movie?

[00:57:17] I have not.

[00:57:18] It's Jonah Hill and then that guy whose face I don't like my miles tell.

[00:57:21] He actually saw a movie called warm.

[00:57:23] No warm dogs and it was about Adam Kipe.

[00:57:28] It was in World War one.

[00:57:31] People would get trench dick.

[00:57:33] I had a dick to fall off.

[00:57:35] The dicks would fall off and Adam he would run up and he was like.

[00:57:39] He was all fours wearing a collar.

[00:57:40] The movie was like Florence Nightingale running up and down the line sucking everyone off.

[00:57:47] Sucking the trench.

[00:57:48] Sucking the trench microbes off the mic.

[00:57:51] And he'd live off the mic rope.

[00:57:54] Sucking them up and then bandaging them gently and loving bandaging them.

[00:58:02] I'm trying to tell you about this Todd Phillips film War dog.

[00:58:05] Oh was it Todd Phillips joint?

[00:58:06] It was.

[00:58:07] I didn't realize.

[00:58:08] Interesting.

[00:58:09] But yeah it's about this 18 and 20 year old kid who like during the Iraq war.

[00:58:14] They had sex with Adam.

[00:58:15] No they found it.

[00:58:17] They just like learned how to use the government contracting website to like order weapons and

[00:58:22] stuff for like for the troops in Afghanistan.

[00:58:27] And they like they got a like a something like a $600 million contract from the government.

[00:58:33] Damn.

[00:58:34] Yeah by about getting like AK 47 ammunition.

[00:58:36] Where did they find the guns?

[00:58:39] Found it in like somewhere in the Balkans or something.

[00:58:43] And then yeah they lied to the government and didn't tell them that it was Chinese like

[00:58:48] bullets or something like that.

[00:58:50] Yeah.

[00:58:51] From the Cold War or some shit but they're all end up good for the guys.

[00:58:55] No I think they went to jail but it's a very good movie.

[00:58:58] Very funny.

[00:58:59] Respect.

[00:59:00] Wow cool story.

[00:59:01] No no but it's a.

[00:59:02] Anyway so you're going to run your shit to Amazon.

[00:59:05] The Matthew let's go.

[00:59:06] They just got to walk all the way to UPS store.

[00:59:09] You know sorry.

[00:59:10] Yeah it's fucking pain.

[00:59:12] Yes.

[00:59:13] Oh that's that's thanks.

[00:59:15] You know what you got initiated to excuse me.

[00:59:17] Okay.

[00:59:18] I really I'm dying of allergies right now from your cap.

[00:59:22] Me too.

[00:59:23] This whole episode.

[00:59:24] I'm also allergic to cats.

[00:59:26] I just care.

[00:59:27] No wearing.

[00:59:28] I care about the animal kingdom.

[00:59:30] And so I have this this piece of shit thing that lives in my house because I respect.

[00:59:36] Oh here she comes.

[00:59:39] The cat knows because you got to go somewhere.

[00:59:45] No.

[00:59:46] I just I want to stand up the bottom and I'm starting to hurt my.

[00:59:50] You can open the window if you want.

[00:59:52] It's not going to help the fresh air.

[00:59:53] It's just this I have cat to enter in my noses.

[00:59:56] Am I nostrils?

[00:59:57] I mean you noses.

[00:59:58] I met nostrils.

[00:59:59] Yeah I'm thinking straight.

[01:00:01] I'm not thinking straight dude.

[01:00:03] Well what else is we thinking gay.

[01:00:05] He's thinking Friedland AKA gay.

[01:00:08] You know his brain.

[01:00:09] I know.

[01:00:10] He's telling ladies the old truth tellers.

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[01:01:17] Yeah.

[01:01:18] Somebody is stealing most of the people that get our content have stolen it.

[01:01:22] But if you are one of them and you have a chat a change of heart and want to actually

[01:01:26] pay five bucks a month for bonus episodes in addition to this YouTube video you're watching.

[01:01:33] The episodes are trying to stop you from killing yourself.

[01:01:35] Or mail to your house on cassette tape that's signed.

[01:01:39] Adam writes a personal letter.

[01:01:40] I write a letter.

[01:01:41] Yeah.

[01:01:42] That's one of my jobs around here around the office.

[01:01:43] He writes a personal letter to everyone that signs up.

[01:01:46] They send it to you.

[01:01:49] All right.

[01:01:51] Stop Asian hate.

[01:01:52] Stop Asian hate.

[01:01:53] That was the important thing this week.

[01:01:55] Bye bros.