Cum Town | Regular | 04/07/2021
[00:00:02] Shut the fuck up. What are you talking about?
[00:00:05] Is that good not really about that? That's interesting. You're maybe you were right Adam
[00:00:09] I was right which headphones you are but I think your headphones are try that okay. Yeah, good now. We're good
[00:00:15] Now it's I would say it's a little too loud is this you?
[00:00:18] Yeah, so can you use quite now it is quiet and there you go. That's good right. That's yeah, that's good right there
[00:00:24] Pinch up right there. That's good perfect. I'm too loud. Yeah, you know what Adam that was fine. You just need to check
[00:00:31] Check with the fucking now. I can't hear anything. No, you're fucking lying. I swear I
[00:00:37] Turned him down. Okay. Okay. Check check shut up dude. Don't say anything. Oh, no. I could hear no
[00:00:45] All right, okay, okay. You're so selfish. I'm not trying. I'm not being so yeah
[00:00:51] They're being I'm on the I'm I had to sit on the box this episode. I appreciate you giving me
[00:00:57] Some time away from the box. I'm gonna. I'm gonna get a couple of I'm gonna get some chairs in here since we decided
[00:01:03] We're not for while we're planning on getting a studio. We had all these plans
[00:01:07] Talked to electricians and stuff. Yeah, but none of us wanted to literally do anything
[00:01:12] Let me tell you know, but most the conversations with the electricians. It was like what so you guys are in the union, right?
[00:01:18] Yeah, we're you think it's you're like you want health care, but you think saying slurs is cool
[00:01:23] Uh-huh and you think anybody that's like woke is a fag and that's correct
[00:01:27] They're like, what are you talking about like so do you want us to wire the thing or not?
[00:01:32] You said it was a podcast studio and there you're holding a gun to my
[00:01:37] Saying that we need to be your your would you refer to as your communist priest?
[00:01:43] That's right as your calm as your marks
[00:01:51] Yeah, I love communism. Mm-hmm. It's so cool, dude
[00:01:55] That's the thing that bet my favorite part laps about being being an online leftist is how cool it makes me feel
[00:02:01] Yeah, definitely not something that was missing in my life as a 36 year old. No
[00:02:06] It found themselves culturally bottom up. I'm not replacing a bowling league with pretending to be a communist
[00:02:13] That's for sure. No, I'm replacing liking vocally loving Rick and Morty
[00:02:22] And then also denying that I was a Rick and Morty fan. Yeah, that's a big by the way Rick and Morty
[00:02:28] Seasons one and two were fucking good. It's a good show
[00:02:31] My move is is some of the memory holding the fact that I was a guy that would quote the Dan Harmon podcast
[00:02:41] Real-life conversations. That's a wild ass move. Mm-hmm. I don't know too much about that
[00:02:46] I used to watch community now. I'm a dialectical now. I'm a dialectical savage
[00:02:51] I was saying that I expressed it to you fellas earlier than it is funny that you know because it is weird this thing where
[00:02:59] Like people that are just boring hipsters are now pretending to be intellectuals
[00:03:03] It's like not even just know what they're talking everybody pretends know what they're talking about that there's a there's a there's a space in between
[00:03:09] Sure being a guy that pretends know what they're talking about and then being someone who announces themselves is reading theory
[00:03:16] Yeah, that is and that is my favorite part is everyone pretending they're reading through shut up
[00:03:22] Yeah, you can believe the right things and be only theory. I read is called the game and it's about my mean chicks
[00:03:29] Yeah, but anyways, just like you know thinking like wait and these people should go back to just
[00:03:33] And I'd go back but like I don't even know how to set it up the joke idea
[00:03:39] But just that yeah, they're just they're still appropriating
[00:03:43] Black culture, but now they're stealing big words from middle-aged black house. Yep
[00:03:48] They're stealing they're stealing kangol hat bluetooth culture. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely
[00:03:53] I'm trying to philosophize. Yeah, they're stealing. They're stealing holding you hostage at the barbecue
[00:03:59] Just got you cornered the telling very think about if you if you're Mr. Todam dialectical
[00:04:05] Yeah, if you read if you read all those guys tweets while tapping your temple. Yes, then it starts making sense
[00:04:12] Think of it with it with a kouffion those people who say that shit with a kouffion
[00:04:16] And it's pretty fucking awesome. Yeah, they have a beaded necklace with a with Africa
[00:04:22] I'm gonna be it off necklace. That would be tight. Mm-hmm
[00:04:31] What is it? It's a pearl necklace from you don't have enough come by a jack never is coming in your life out
[00:04:36] You're you're out. Don't you do not okay? You false it's a misinformation
[00:04:41] But how much Adam reaches climax in his dickos? I just found out that Anthony Hopkins
[00:05:04] It's amazing it's fucking crazy dude the guy that the guy that cuts Catherine's a to Jones's hair
[00:05:17] Apparently his neighbor used to work with a guy
[00:05:20] Who was in the hospital with a guy who has a brother-in-law?
[00:05:28] Went to preschool with one of the guys who went to preschool with this actually a big Wow, that's crazy. Yeah, it's just crazy
[00:05:39] No, I'm with you, dude, you know in this in this uh, that's amazing in this artwork that we've created
[00:05:46] We've painted over far the tentacles reach
[00:05:49] Yeah, but not that guy not only is he thinks the show is
[00:05:52] It not only has he done more than heard it once or twice or sort of knows what it is. He respects us
[00:06:01] He could pick us out of a lineup out of as as and he thinks it's good as geniuses
[00:06:06] If I could change one life, then I feel like I've had a life if I could change the world
[00:06:12] I would make you shut up and go to jail for saying things
[00:06:16] I would make you suck my dickens my while you do it
[00:06:20] I put a gun to your head and make you suck my dick
[00:06:24] I would make you wear a dress and fuck your life
[00:06:27] I guess I don't really have to change the world to do that
[00:06:35] I guess you're about to get to have a world change bitch
[00:06:51] If I could push you in the back of my van
[00:06:56] Draw me somewhere remote when no one will find you
[00:07:06] Make you suck dick to save your life in the end
[00:07:13] Your final thought is a damn I did some gay shit for nothing
[00:07:25] And I'm immediately arrested because you asked me to do that
[00:07:32] My entire defense of trial would rest on
[00:07:44] I'd make them admit that it's what you want
[00:07:47] get any of the patreon. I made a secret back to you with your favorite. There's a final
[00:07:56] disrespect. I've paid them off to say that you wanted them before to suck. They get
[00:08:03] gunpoint that murdered in a dress out in the woods. That would feel like a massive betrayal.
[00:08:11] Just looking up that happened looking up from fucking Jewish heaven and being like, what
[00:08:16] the hell my family? I can't believe it. And then a surprise double cross. They don't get
[00:08:20] the money. Your dad is suddenly blindfolded and guess what happened? The blindfold comes
[00:08:27] off and we're back in a familiar tableau of the woods. Well, he walked into that one.
[00:08:36] I think it's the his fault. There's a dress that he remembers from when the evidence
[00:08:40] was missing. But this dress is a different size. It fits him like a glove. And I'm raping
[00:08:51] killing his people. And your father says, you're just gonna kill me after I'll circuit it.
[00:08:59] You did it to my son. I was at the trial and I said, can you be sure of that and cock
[00:09:05] the gun? Something deep inside his brain takes over and before he knows it. He's throw deep
[00:09:12] on dick. My balls are resting on his dead. The tears are streaming. The heart load makes
[00:09:23] his way down as a soft blue ghost. And then the gun is pressed to his head. That song
[00:09:37] is weird. That's a weird song. And I'm back on trial. Yes, she was doing more bribes.
[00:09:44] I've met my perfect crime of bribing family members to say that it was a family of people
[00:09:54] that wanted to be once a sucked in. You can get a lot out of Eric Clapton. Yeah, especially
[00:10:02] that song. You could I would do an entire show that's just a song. That is a great one
[00:10:09] of the taking breaks just to do add reason that is right back to elaborate criminal
[00:10:15] empire raping people. I don't know. I was a criminal empire. Can you make a lot of money
[00:10:22] raping? I'll be explained by the time we get to the first. I'll just have to trust the
[00:10:32] process. It would be like some sort of life insurance scam. Oh, that's true. Yeah, if
[00:10:39] signing up people up for life insurance and then raping them at gunpoint killing them.
[00:10:44] Yeah. And you take out you take out extra on like rape murder. You give yourself power
[00:10:50] of attorney, right? Is life insurance like prop bets where it's like you can bet on
[00:10:54] the way you're going to die and like see if you like if it's lightning strike, can you
[00:10:57] get double insured for that? Well, I think that you can not get life insurance for a
[00:11:02] certain types of death. Like I'm not sure you can get it for suicide. I mean, I I'm
[00:11:09] I don't know what I'm talking about. That just feels like you couldn't. Yeah, it feels
[00:11:13] like that's cheating, right? It does feel like cheating. Yeah. There'd be plenty of
[00:11:17] people that would be better off taking it a nice policy than having a fucking nice lead
[00:11:22] omelet for a fucking dinner. That's right. If you're thinking about killing yourself
[00:11:25] audience, maybe frame it and look like an accident. So your to your family can make a
[00:11:30] little bit of case on the back end. Absolutely right. That's smart. It's a little juice,
[00:11:37] dude. I got a walk after this. Oh, is Nancy Grace still doing her thing? Here's suck it
[00:11:43] from under the table. Oh, yeah. What are you talking about? I'm not talking to Adam. Tell
[00:11:49] the audience. What are you doing? I was going to say he doesn't get it that I was going
[00:11:57] to say how but even if I was my I could easily talk his niggas dick. But I'm not doing it.
[00:12:02] Them fat girls really know how to girl and he's fat. I'm a guy and I'm talking. So you
[00:12:08] know what? Yeah, I'm sucking your dick. But my I'm talking so effortlessly because your
[00:12:12] dick is so small. I wouldn't realize I'm sorry. I wouldn't put it. It's just it's like it's
[00:12:17] like I'm not that good. I'm not that good that I can do both. That's not what's not
[00:12:21] that you're so good. It's my dick is the perfect shape. It's not not at all. It's so
[00:12:25] small. It's getting caught in my teeth. It's not even smits. It's beyond. It's like a fucking
[00:12:30] pop trancent. It's so big. It exists in the fifth dimension. No. Where it's in your mouth
[00:12:37] and it's blowing your mind. No, it's not. You're communicating. How is that the fifth? You're
[00:12:41] communicating telepath. What is the fifth dimension? It's like when you think you're speaking
[00:12:46] right now but you're really just communicating with the universe in a way that everyone knows
[00:12:50] your thoughts because your mind has transcended the human plane because you're enjoying sucking
[00:12:55] my dick. That's that's not what it's like when Avatar people connect their ponytails.
[00:13:00] That's not what a dimension is at all. Who knows more about dimensions? I don't know.
[00:13:04] It's a guy. It's a guy at zero. A guy whose entire body is a single plane. That's not
[00:13:10] that wraps around itself. That's not what I have been through these. You have so much
[00:13:14] it's so much gravity at the center. I'm not 2d or 1d or whatever the fuck. And you know
[00:13:19] what we both know zero about dimension. One inch. No. One d inch. Yeah. One inch a day.
[00:13:27] No. I have much more than one inch of d things very much. Yeah. I'm in 3.5. I'm easily in
[00:13:35] the fucking five to six range. Damn. I'm going to keep it there. You just got knocked all
[00:13:40] over the ropes on that last exchange. No, I did not at all. Just the various types of
[00:13:45] truth scenarios. There was no truth said. There are different dialectical style Marxist
[00:13:50] scenarios coming after you had hit the turbo button because I said your dick was so small.
[00:13:55] I could talk while sucking it. Thank you very much. And the turbo button indicates if you
[00:14:00] if you actually read fucking angles. Yeah, that's right. Angle angles. Joe.
[00:14:08] Yeah. You told you. Yeah. Sure. That's the only guy. That's the only angles I gave a
[00:14:13] fuck about. You would know that you were enjoying sucking my dick so much that it blew your
[00:14:19] mind into another dimension that can communicate with the universe telepathically. That's not
[00:14:23] how dimensions work for the last time. Oh, yeah. What is Joe Biden? What do you mean?
[00:14:28] What does he have? Yes. The men show. And what can he not do because of it? Nothing.
[00:14:33] He's not limited. What is it? He's the first member. He can't speak. Yeah, he can't speak.
[00:14:38] The dementia makes you able to communicate. If he just couldn't speak alone, then he would
[00:14:44] never become a president. He had to say he could. He's yeah. You have to communicate
[00:14:48] with the American people through their kind of dementia. Have you heard a mention puts
[00:14:54] in a dementia? Has he heard communicated with you telepathically and he communicated with
[00:14:58] the American people through non literal communication and that's what that's what resonated is
[00:15:04] the idea. Joe, you can't see it because it's happening on an astral plane, but Joe Biden
[00:15:09] is sucking Barack Obama's cock and he's enjoying it so much that it's blowing his mind into
[00:15:16] a demented state that allows him to communicate with the American people in the same way that
[00:15:21] you can. I'm not. People can argue. I was with you until that last. They can hear you on
[00:15:25] the show. No. While you're sucking me on. I'm not sucking you. And you love it. I don't
[00:15:30] love it. And you're like, Oh, I hope this meets my I'm on my diet. I'm sucking a guy's
[00:15:35] cock right now. His penis is in your mouth. Your eyes have rolled back. No, I was there
[00:15:40] you betray me. You just have your eyes are white and your brain came low. I am not your
[00:15:45] brain is gluing. I'm looking at both. And my dick is so big we can see you getting fatter
[00:15:49] off of the hour. You at least have to say is dick is small. Say I'm sucking it, but you
[00:15:53] at least have to say you small. Oh, it's missed you. Nick is cross legged and levitating.
[00:15:58] What about me? You? No, you're on the box. Wow. This is the last time. This is the last
[00:16:06] time I offered to take. Well, go for the rules of the box. You want to play you can't take
[00:16:13] the fucking cocksucker. Get out of the damn kitchen. I do you a kindness of getting out
[00:16:21] of the box. You want to know some crazy? Adam is in the other here. You're just salucinating
[00:16:26] him because you're enjoying sucking my dick so much. I'm not even here. I'm an astral
[00:16:31] producer. Adam's in Israel. Yeah. Adam's ran away with the show money and I want to keep
[00:16:36] it going anyway. So I've been convinced you that we're still getting paid. Yeah. Meanwhile,
[00:16:41] you've just been sucking my cock for years. How long? Most of your life actually. It's
[00:16:47] like in the Matrix. You're in a pod. I have the unstuck your cock from the right of my
[00:16:52] head sucking my cock with the bag of my head hole. You're hallucinating the entirety of
[00:16:56] your reality because you're enjoying sucking my dick so much. This is fucking bullshit.
[00:17:01] And I don't really believe it actually. So fuck you guys. And then the agents are off
[00:17:06] agent Ian. Yeah. I'm trying to trick people and being gay for real. Can you imagine the
[00:17:14] Ian cast is one of the agents in the Matrix? Him trying to be serious. But then the rest
[00:17:18] of the agents are still those other guys. One guy in my sunglasses on and Scott had to
[00:17:24] it. Curly like fucking mullet. Yeah. That would be awesome. His clown mullet. Yeah. Just
[00:17:29] to tapping his ear being like, there's a breach into security. Yeah. China. What are
[00:17:37] the programs? This is messed up. We can't let him get to a pay phone so that day could
[00:17:51] go back to Zion. We got to get the coach design. Oh fuck dude. That would be great.
[00:17:58] Castle. That would be pretty cool. That would be awesome. Should we get a great dream cast?
[00:18:03] Yeah. Fucking crazy taxi. We should get a dream cast to play there in the show. Yeah.
[00:18:08] We should. Yeah. Dude. Adam, you weren't here. Me and Nick were talking. What are you talking
[00:18:13] about? The next the next fucking getaway podcasters get away. Oh yeah. Eastern Shore, Maryland
[00:18:20] Bay or Western Shore maybe. Who knows? I was thinking Miami Florida, but that sounds even
[00:18:24] better. No, dude. We got to go back to our roots. We got to have bows or I guess, you
[00:18:28] know, we got to drink bows. We got to have crabs in a bay day. I might we should just
[00:18:32] rent a boat. Fuck yeah, dude. Do a podcast on the boat. That'd be so safe. And we could
[00:18:38] say whatever you want. Now you're speaking my name. What is everyone because international
[00:18:42] water? Yeah. Well, section two three just got struck down. I don't know what that means
[00:18:47] for the show. But what is that? I don't know. Some get a shot on us, dude. Yeah, we're going
[00:18:53] to be we're going to be a be tight if everyone got a stylist. Yeah. You know, because it used
[00:18:58] to be like you think like, Oh, well, you know, people shouldn't like like this whole kind
[00:19:04] of kind of hostile attitude towards speech or whatever. You know, oh, it wouldn't be
[00:19:11] nice if some of the people doing it got a taste around medicine and that doesn't really
[00:19:15] do anything for you. They just cannibalize themselves. Yeah. Other ones pop up. But if
[00:19:21] it were like now it's sort of like, are you in or are you out sort of shit or get off
[00:19:26] the pot thing? And it's like, well, we're not going to have it full stop. Then we might
[00:19:32] as well just have you go to jail for saying shit. Yeah, because that would be fun. If
[00:19:37] it was just strict rules, don't you? But we would go to jail. You should get it like
[00:19:44] the everything should be grandfathered. Oh, so we're good. Well, starting next week,
[00:19:50] they would be like, all right, you're only allowed maybe once a week, you have to pick
[00:19:54] one race that you can do the voice of and we have to register with like the office of
[00:19:59] being racist. Yeah, work like anything else in New York. Yeah. So much more. We're going
[00:20:03] to be the boss of voices. Yeah, just the New York, the New York City Public Authority
[00:20:07] of racist impressions. You could you'd be the boss. You'd be the guy from sauce made
[00:20:11] a bunch of Irish guys in there. Come in the hall. Yeah, it's where you'd be. That's where
[00:20:15] you'd be the boss. Yeah, I guess you're still in one of your fever dreams. No, Adam, you
[00:20:23] could admit he would be the boss of suck cock. Many Hall. I can't admit that. Thank you.
[00:20:27] They are we can build with that. That's step one, dude. Adam would be the boss of tiny
[00:20:32] any balls. Come on. Tiny balls. I have to see Nick. I just have a long scrotum. Nick knew
[00:20:39] how to come back with one of my pet projects. I'm saying that you're balls are small. I
[00:20:45] chose to stop. This is how you treat me. This is why it would be a perfect boss of
[00:20:51] Tammany. I thought I was going to see that middle ring. Understand. That was expert.
[00:20:57] That was like I Claudia. I would have been with you on anything but how little your
[00:21:01] balls are. One of our most ancient disagreements. The power joker. The power joker. The power
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[00:26:42] dude. I'm young. I'm not secretly gay. I'm a super hit mom. I don't mean drugs that is
[00:26:49] always been a theory guy. Certainly not in the last four months when I realized everything
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[00:27:44] swallowing. That's why you got to say chewable tablets. You get chewable tablets so that
[00:27:48] you can get swallowed. So whatever retarted home is like, I can't take pills. Skip delete
[00:27:54] episode. I can't hear this. I can't hear my fan and my very close to me that don't like
[00:28:03] pills. Yeah. That do liquid medicines or crush them up into into some of the other animals
[00:28:10] live in his cage. They have to blend the medicines into the slot. Okay, let me ask you
[00:28:17] something. You're getting your dick sucked by an animal. Then you've admitted to be
[00:28:21] reality. I said, I said, checkmate. I said, said other animals. Which means that I have
[00:28:27] an animal in this in your little twisted logic. Thank you, Adam.
[00:28:32] No, there's another there's another other explanation. Another animal here that I already
[00:28:36] acknowledged before we started the show. No, you didn't. And that one does not live in
[00:28:39] your cage. No, nice try. I said, I was I don't care that your lawyers best the business.
[00:28:45] You never been on. Yes, I have. I have been on five days. Fat eyes. I survived thin eyes.
[00:28:52] I survived thin eyes because I am not that fat and solid oral dose. It's not as fat as
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[00:30:25] $30. Okay. Very nice. That's a little that makes a little that makes you slightly not
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[00:31:14] Star Rose pit the pig. I'm not a pig. I don't have that much sex. Star Rose the slam pig.
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[00:31:34] if you're saying that I which I disagree with you. I in your logic you're sucking getting
[00:31:39] sucked off by a pig only to help you create a fantastical world in which you can live
[00:31:44] peacefully which you wouldn't be able to in this. Yeah. Oh I see your dick is like a
[00:31:49] serum to help me. Once again on the world needs not the one who wants by letting me
[00:31:58] exist in the fifth dimension where I'm a podcaster. Yes. Instead of a pig that has to suck my
[00:32:04] dick on the I would prefer the pig the simple life of the fucking pig. Yeah. This is without
[00:32:14] getting my without sucking your dick. Those are the kind of thing Chinese people sit around
[00:32:17] thinking about all day long. They're dumbass little temples. That's so true. They're in
[00:32:22] there. They're like you know would you rather be a podcaster? They got a very dilavable
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[00:33:25] Yeah. That's a bit of you Johnny Johnny Depp and his like I think I'm going to sleep.
[00:33:32] Oh yeah. Just looking for a place to take a nap. Is Johnny Depp? Welcome to our town.
[00:33:40] Certainly you've heard the legend of the gay horse of get dick a Bob Crane of suck dick
[00:33:47] a lot. Suck dick a lot. Cray. Suck dick a lot. Are you just making this up now? No. No.
[00:33:55] No it's real. It's on a scroll. I read it on one of my parchment papers. Suck dick a
[00:34:04] lot brain. Suck dick a lot brain. And what does he have himself a pumpkin? Is it a dick?
[00:34:10] I actually watched Sleepy Hollow like maybe a month ago. Is it good? No. It's and he's
[00:34:14] terrible in it. Really? Really? Yeah. Johnny Depp. This character doesn't make any sense
[00:34:19] because he's supposed to be like this guy is dealing with dead bodies all the time. But
[00:34:22] he's scared. And when he sees them and later in the movie he's like oh yeah you know and
[00:34:27] it's not like you don't I don't understand. Yeah. He does a bad job performing in that
[00:34:31] movie. What is the story? Ichabob Crane gets his head shot. He's a medical examiner from
[00:34:37] the city that is sent out to some Dutch town in like the Hudson Valley to solve this like
[00:34:46] string of murders. And so he brings this like fancy forensic science. And then it turns
[00:34:51] out to be like it's leaning towards it being just like some like money. No it's Puerto
[00:34:57] Rican. Some money dispute thing. And yeah it's like the like one of the guys is set to inherit
[00:35:03] some big part of the town. I see. I see. And then it's this bitch wife that's actually
[00:35:09] using witchcraft as some in the real. Oh, well, the headless horseman is real. But his wife
[00:35:16] is doing it. I don't know. It's a fucking boring movie. I just remember that was a but
[00:35:19] isn't that like a fucking old like a folk tale or something? Yeah. Yeah. They made it into
[00:35:23] and what's the folk tale that there's the headless horseman? What happens to Ichabob Crane?
[00:35:28] Does he get fucked up? He fucks the pumpkin. He fucks Jack Skellington. That's awesome.
[00:35:35] I am getting raped. I am getting raped. What's that? That's a fucking nightmare of work
[00:35:45] Christmas. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No means I talk about fucking a baby to death and then the
[00:35:51] werewolf being like, yeah, even for Halloween. It's a little too dark. You know, we're thinking
[00:35:57] like pranks. You know, maybe like bugs or something. That's a little. Yeah. The guy who takes it
[00:36:07] one step before the Halloween. I wish I wish I was cool enough is like a fourth grader
[00:36:13] to go door to door just like a cape on. But then you draw a picture of a baby getting fucked
[00:36:18] in his ass and just like with string tape it around your face. And you go to door to door
[00:36:24] and people are like, what are you? And you're like, I'm a baby getting fucked in his ass.
[00:36:28] Yeah, dude. You would have been an awesome, great. It's been fucking cool. Isn't that
[00:36:35] what you're called the police? Who is raping you, son? My costume is a baby getting fucked
[00:36:43] in his ass. You're fucking parishes in handcuffs immediately. He's a weird kid. Now, a little
[00:36:53] bit of imaginative costume. I am getting raped. I am getting raped. So my dick, fuck my house,
[00:37:05] fuck me in my mouth and call me. Oh, geez, Louise. What do you boys been up to now? That's
[00:37:15] getting nice taking fucking strolls and shit. Yeah, I've been doing some strolling. When's
[00:37:19] your second Vax coming up at him in a couple of weeks time? Nice. What else? Nothing much.
[00:37:27] I watched God's little versus calm. I didn't finish it. Mm hmm. I did like it was a perfect
[00:37:33] allegory for a race war. It's happening right now in this country between the blacks and
[00:37:38] the Chinese community. But that's how you read the movie. Yeah, but stop if you want to close
[00:37:47] your ears for this. Oh, that's very funny. No movie. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Are you going to
[00:37:54] do spoiler? It is a spoiler. Okay, spoiler. I don't care that much. Okay, I don't care
[00:37:59] that's what happens is the blacks and the Chinese need to team up to defeat automation
[00:38:05] to defeat the robots. Yeah. You're right. And then to liberate society. And do you think
[00:38:10] the robots or white people are at automation? I think it's just a yeah, I don't know what
[00:38:15] society or is basically a Godzilla Chinese and there's the automation, the Japanese.
[00:38:20] Well, it's like I think that the Mayo asses that are running our society are trying to
[00:38:25] poise or trying to position BLM against stop Asian hate and what what the what they find
[00:38:36] out is what what they do is it's it's kind of like when a Chinese guy starts rapping.
[00:38:41] Mm hmm. They've teamed up together like gin for the rough riders. Yeah. Yeah. He was very
[00:38:46] famous on the 106 of Park freestyle exactly tremendous freestyle. This is King Kong.
[00:38:52] So Jim, remember your girl had my dumplings and my egg roll in her mouth. I remember
[00:38:57] that I still remember that line. Maybe let me tell you that made the that made the whole
[00:39:01] thing jump. Maybe you remember that line because it's very similar to your true reality. What
[00:39:08] do you mean? And which I'm Chinese now? No, you're a dick sucking. Well, dumplings and
[00:39:16] egg rolls. See, we all have a true reality underneath this. We're engaged in a fantasy
[00:39:22] of this other reality. Let me ask you if I was talking with your dick. Why would you
[00:39:27] create yourself in my fucking in my fucking fantasy? You're still thinking about this.
[00:39:32] Why wouldn't I be getting pussy or something? You're still thinking about this and why
[00:39:35] would I be doing a podcast? You're still thinking about this in terms of a human understanding
[00:39:39] of space and time. Mm hmm. Where it's like, yes, the reality could be that you're sucking
[00:39:44] my dick. But the reality that my experiencing is not strictly that I'm in my own fantasy
[00:39:51] where I'm forced to have my dick sucked by a pig as an escape. Yes. From the other reality.
[00:39:56] You have to have sex with women. Mm hmm. Yes. For you. That's you would rather have your
[00:40:00] dick sucked by a pig than look at pussy close up. Because it makes sense. Okay. As long as
[00:40:07] you're escaping because I straight because I'll admit I'm a dick sucking pig. Because
[00:40:11] I see women as it's all the time. I see women as he's funny that this I don't think you
[00:40:16] should do something. Not why. I don't think that's not why. I don't think that's not why.
[00:40:19] I think it's disgusting as fuck to a woman. I think that's what a gay guy would say.
[00:40:23] Thank you very much to the pigs in the zoo. You have a space prison in which we all live.
[00:40:31] And women are meant to be married. Yeah. And then come delivered to them. Mm hmm. Ziplock
[00:40:37] bag. And they can choose what to do. And they say bring me sons. Bring me bring me
[00:40:44] a male air while I take my dick sucked by the baby. Bring me sons while I go to the
[00:40:51] app for closure. So I have to do it in the garage with the pig in the baby bath. Interesting
[00:41:03] though Adam that that was. I you know I hadn't thought of that but it's a really smart.
[00:41:07] I think what you're saying is it makes a lot. You know what's another one. Another smart
[00:41:11] move. What's that? Do they get to hold it. It's another smart move. He's buying a ridge
[00:41:15] wallet. Oh it is smart. That is smart. It's one of the smartest things you can do. It's
[00:41:20] going to Ridge wallet.com and say type it use promo code. R E T A R D. I don't think
[00:41:28] that's a G. No it's not. No. And another dimension maybe. Okay I'll agree with you there perhaps
[00:41:36] to another dimension. But currently here I believe the promo code is come town. Is
[00:41:41] the come town 20. Is either come town or come town 20. The problem is that all of these
[00:41:46] places have kind of the same deal with us. And so I'm like that makes it harder to remember
[00:41:52] deal but it's a different product. It makes me feel like I'm being lazy. I mean he's like
[00:41:57] oh no. And we know how enterprising you are usually probably the same shit. But it's but
[00:42:04] listen before well let's talk about what a great fucking product it is while you look
[00:42:08] up that. You know because I can speak for all of us here. We love the Ridge wallet. Yeah
[00:42:13] it's fucking fucking metal sleek keeps all your cards your ID. You don't need that bulky
[00:42:19] shit. Yeah and it's a front pocket wallet. So if you're a man like myself who's constantly
[00:42:25] getting pick pocket. Who's wearing capris all the time. I'm wearing capris single pocket.
[00:42:30] I'm in the blackout room in the back of the club called the man hole. But every time I'm
[00:42:38] there I just want to meet other cool guys but I just end up getting pick pocket. Or violated
[00:42:43] in another way that you're not you know that open to talking about right now. Not at this
[00:42:48] juncture but with a little bit of therapy I will be. Yeah so that's why the Ridge wallet
[00:42:54] is good for you. If you're a guy like Adam who's getting sucked off against his will
[00:42:58] and capris. The Ridge wallet is really easy to keep track of because you just put your
[00:43:04] hand in your one little pocket. That's right. I can't. Then they not only have fucking wallets
[00:43:13] they got a bunch of shit. They got a whole they got backpacks are cool. The backpack looks
[00:43:18] good. I still want it. Well fucking buy it. You fucking cheap piece of shit. Well there's
[00:43:23] what friends of the show. They should be sending some send to backpack sent to the in me.
[00:43:30] What? We're not going to start one for this reality and I don't need a big back. I don't
[00:43:38] need a big back. The wallets are made out of premium materials like aluminum titanium
[00:43:43] carbon fiber premium which is a type of metal I understand. But yeah the backpack looks
[00:43:51] really good and I need something to put a laptop in for for travel which is coming back soon.
[00:43:57] I'm going to Santorini and Greece. Are you seriously? No but I would like to. The wallet
[00:44:02] read the phone. There is a better way to carry cash and cards and we invented it. Slim RFID
[00:44:08] blocking. So no one's hacking your shit. And I'm going to be at the town hall next week
[00:44:12] and I'm saying RFID what is the eye in the same. I know with are in the F stands for
[00:44:22] I'm having a little trouble with the eye. Wow. And they're like why are you here? Why are
[00:44:30] you at the F D and Y town hall asking us about wallet blocking technology because I live
[00:44:36] in subsidized housing for the mentally ill. Nothing else to do and you're giving out
[00:44:42] free cookies. Wow the commuter backpack you can get with. I dated a power bank. I dated
[00:44:48] a girl that was like ran a housing program for mentally ill like violently mentally ill
[00:44:53] people in the city. And at one point she was sincerely like you know I could get you a
[00:44:58] house here a place and it's like we're not as like oh I can scam the system. Yeah yeah
[00:45:04] it's like you would easily. Yeah it's like I think you you are my opinion of you is someone
[00:45:10] I'm in a relationship with. Yeah. So you're so severely mentally ill that you could be
[00:45:15] living somewhere in the city for free. And you know what that's that was the one person
[00:45:19] of your life that ever truly cared about you. Let me just say that right now. That's the
[00:45:24] only person that was ever honest with you. Well I stabbed her to death at Park Vermeer.
[00:45:28] So I guess she was right in the end. Wow. Ridgewood also offers something called the
[00:45:37] Summit Knife. Incredible. It's $160 and it's a knife that's made out of grade 5 titanium
[00:45:44] and car. You know it's another summit Adam. What is that? That you could get. Summit this
[00:45:49] day. You know I really I really I really like. You got. I really got him fair. I sauntered
[00:46:02] into that. You fucking knocked that one out of the parking lot to shame. I'm speaking
[00:46:11] French now. That was so good. Yeah. Let's see what they got in the ETC section. Soft
[00:46:16] good. They got a leather. Both of your dicks. Yeah. Soft and good. I'm going to get a fucking
[00:46:24] Chevy S10 pickup. Oh yeah. And then slam it to the ground and then airbrush soft and
[00:46:30] good. On the side. Girl off. Blue. Blue. Blue. Blue. Blue. Blue logo. A little like. Yeah.
[00:46:38] All the all the sedan. All the dick pill logos. Yeah. Oh like a. It'll look like a
[00:46:43] NASCAR but with different dick pill logos. Soft and good. Soft and good. Wow. And of
[00:46:50] course. You got a drink sleeve. It looks like they had some kind of notebook. They got
[00:46:56] sticker packs. A lot of good shit. They got a T-shirt. They got a bandana. They have a
[00:47:02] tropical Ridge wall with like luau theme. What's the fuck is a cavity tray. I think it looks
[00:47:08] like something that. You can put your yeah you put your change in a. Oh that's cool. And
[00:47:13] then you can. They're constantly innovating over there fucking Ridge wallet. I had an
[00:47:17] idea for them. I forget. Oh and no wait. I'm thinking like not a knife but there was some
[00:47:23] I thought I thought of something that could fit in there. You know it would be really
[00:47:26] convenient as an SD card slot but only because yeah for us. Yeah for I do this podcasting
[00:47:32] podcasting which is a big industry now and I think they would be right to fucking incorporate
[00:47:38] that in their. But it's common man. Now I it's funny because I saw Lewis was the first
[00:47:42] person that had one and he was showing it off at the same time as his fidget spinner.
[00:47:46] Right. Look who's still around to the Ridge wall. It is still around. I was like. Little
[00:47:50] illegal. Lewis it's one of the gayest things I've ever seen and then they sent me one when
[00:47:54] I had to replace my big leather wallet. Because I started making too much money. Yeah. Yeah.
[00:47:59] It's true. You do keep cash on hand. You don't trust banks. I walk around. I've never had
[00:48:04] a bank account. I've got every dollar I've ever made from the podcast is in my wallet.
[00:48:10] I walk away or walk around with with about two and a half million dollars. Just stuff to
[00:48:15] the guild. That'll be sick to be that stupid. Meet the man. Meet the libertarian who doesn't
[00:48:21] trust doesn't trust banks or even keeping things in his house. He's walking around. He
[00:48:27] doesn't trust his family. Safe. Just like he's got like a like a like a loony tunes dust
[00:48:34] cloud around them. And then it settles and his wallet's gone. It's been so roll of his
[00:48:39] house. I'm just comes looking out of his ears. Damn. So yeah, Ridgewalt's good and good
[00:48:48] original. Which wall calm try out promo code come down play around come down 20. Just fuck
[00:48:53] feel it out. Feel it out. There's probably free shipping or 20% off nice something along
[00:48:59] the line. Just make sure you use the promo code use the promo code and tell him come
[00:49:03] town. It's very least buy something and then send them a subsequent email saying I wouldn't
[00:49:08] bought this if it weren't for come the me trying. I'm going to be like the come town
[00:49:12] guys. We have everything by the way here. Yeah, every cup. I used to be a neo lib chud.
[00:49:19] Yeah, until I was radical. By the hometown podcast and now I'm a revolutionary. Yep.
[00:49:28] All day long, but saying like, yeah, not a good look. Try a good look. Chee check, please.
[00:49:38] I feel my cages check, please. I feel my little definite check, please. Yeah, I agree.
[00:49:45] That wasn't yogurt. I did not eat your yeah, I mixed it in my home. You ain't coming
[00:49:52] now. You're pregnant. Yeah, I have a house. Okay. You're not going to convince me that
[00:49:56] I'm a big sucking dick. And if I was even if I was why would in this reality where I
[00:50:02] be eating your comp? This is supposed to be my escape from sucking yogurt. I'm just right.
[00:50:07] Thank you. I'm pulling the curtain back. I watched the Zack Snyder movie sucker punch
[00:50:14] because it reminds me of this reality about where you're going into an alternate reality
[00:50:19] to forget trauma because this girl is raped and then institutionalized and then lobotomized.
[00:50:25] But in her brain, she goes into a world where she's it all happens in her brain where she's
[00:50:30] kicking ass and how's the movie? She should do the matrix movie ends where her friend
[00:50:37] escapes and she's just lobotomized retard. What the fuck that she's doing the matrix,
[00:50:42] but it's like Nio's the whole time like that him coming out of the matrix doesn't happen
[00:50:45] till the last third of the movie. And he's like, yeah, I want out of the matrix. And then
[00:50:50] he'd like comes to in the tube and he's got pig ears and he's some kind of like pig
[00:50:54] human and he's just sucking some guys cock in the tube. And then like, by the way, we
[00:51:00] didn't mention that's what the real world is. Yeah. You think it's your 1999, but it's
[00:51:05] actually close to your 2099. You've been sucking cock in the tube as a pig man your whole
[00:51:11] life. And Joe Panelliano is like, kind of makes you want to go back in, huh? Before you
[00:51:18] knew you were a cocksucking pig. All right. I mean, yeah, I guess that's something that
[00:51:25] could appeal to some people. I don't really see the appeal personally, but you know, others
[00:51:31] might like it. Look who I don't know you. So I've seen fitness celebrity John Bay style.
[00:51:37] I don't think so. You seem to be really, really infatuated with this idea of pig people.
[00:51:42] I'm an artist John Bay style. Yeah. What a reference to fitness made simple. I forgot
[00:51:48] about that guy. Sometimes you got to just let whatever is going on in your mind. Go
[00:51:52] there so we can we can get to the true reality. We can see ourselves. Yeah. And true reality.
[00:51:58] I agree with that. John somewhere somewhere in the another my real my closer to reality
[00:52:03] dimension. I'm watching John Bay style infomercials on TV. And it's 1997. John based gone. I got
[00:52:10] a cup of Italian ice from the ice cream. Nice. Yeah. I would love a lemon ice. You sit
[00:52:18] show before you finish. Then you told me show. Do the box hot over here? Do you have a son?
[00:52:27] I'm telling you the box is it's a different temperature over there. There's a different
[00:52:32] climate on the box. Do you remember how you ended up on the box? No, you ended up there.
[00:52:38] I'll say this is another reality. Which is controlling you in a heat lamp just turned
[00:52:45] on. You are kind of like a lizard. We needed to be justified somehow. Retroactively. So
[00:52:53] pissed if I'm a pig in a cage right now. If I go to bed tonight, I just have a big just
[00:53:00] sucking dick. I'm gonna be so fucking pissed off. Did we say what the promo code was?
[00:53:07] I think we said come down or come down 20. That's right. I like these bags. Dude. I
[00:53:11] like them too. Yeah. I do need a small. I haven't been shut up. I'm getting the bag.
[00:53:17] Come on, man. Oh, now they got this this weekend or bag in a travel. They have a bigger bags.
[00:53:24] I don't need a big I have a big bag. I need a small bag for fucking zipping around. I
[00:53:28] might be done with phone cases though. I'm done. Now that I know that I just have to pay
[00:53:33] like a monthly fee for the phone. I'm just going to get into breaking them. What do you
[00:53:36] pay a monthly fee instead of buying the phone out right? Is that what you do? Yeah. I buy
[00:53:42] an app right? I pay like 40 bucks for my phone every month. I just prefer to buy it
[00:53:45] out right? Why? I don't know. I do I finance that they threw apple because you got a free
[00:53:50] apple pay or apple care with it. You get free apple care. Yeah. You always you should never
[00:53:55] buy anything you can finance. I like to buy things. It's good for your credit if you finance
[00:53:59] memory is a good for your credit. But if you have more liquid capital, you can use that
[00:54:03] with your advantage. I'm an old school type of guy. I don't trust the science. I think
[00:54:07] it's an old school type of guy. The people who say that just don't understand how money
[00:54:10] and that's fine. And I prefer that. I'm going to start my own investment. The only thing
[00:54:15] I'm going to invest in, I'm going to buy house at some point. And that's it. Yeah. I'm starting
[00:54:20] maybe a hedge fund called gay man financial game. Yeah. And it's a subsidiary of liquid
[00:54:27] capital. Yeah. Gates and the liquid is calm. Yeah.
[00:54:31] Yeah. Gates. That's awesome. You could probably do make big money doing that. We do default
[00:54:38] credit swaps. That's where two guys spit each other's calm into each other's best.
[00:54:44] It's like snowballing. That makes me hard. Yeah. Yeah. Thinking about that makes me pretty
[00:54:49] hard. Honestly. Yeah. Finance is gay. Yep. Oh yeah. So is sucking my dick. But that's
[00:54:57] that hasn't stopped you. Yes. Yes. That's exactly why I don't do it. But you want to.
[00:55:02] That's precisely why you want to. But you don't want to begin. I'd say I think but that's
[00:55:06] your day. It looks delicious. Looks cool. But it's good to do it. The Bob motion looks
[00:55:13] cool. Yeah. It'd be fun. You know, it's nice to getting you skill to mastering you skill.
[00:55:19] Damn. What? Ridge wallet hit me up with a commuter. I'm getting the commuter backpack.
[00:55:27] You hit me up with a black commuter. I'm getting it. You can get it in teal. I don't want teal.
[00:55:34] You get in teal. I don't fucking want teal. Fuck you. Looks great. Very simple. Not that
[00:55:39] kind of slim. Not too big. Well, like you did. Come on. No, I want to look at the way
[00:55:47] else is in the news. Rapper DMX is in a vegetative state. I think he's beating it. Is he going
[00:55:53] to come back from a vegetative state? I think I feel like I saw a picture of him giving
[00:55:57] up the peace sign. Throw up the piece. Really? I hope it's not old. I'm sure he's been in
[00:56:01] a hospital. Laina Dunham debuted her new plus sized clothing line. That's how that looks
[00:56:09] pretty good. They should call him OD MX folks. Yep. That's true. Have you seen this guy? This
[00:56:16] guy DMX? Apparently he's in the hospital for doing too many drugs. Damn. Yeah, maybe he's
[00:56:22] not looking good. Maybe I saw an old picture. Yeah. That's bullshit. DMX, everything went
[00:56:28] to hospital. We've been doing too many drugs. Uh, it's not like, uh, what's that going to
[00:56:34] give it to you? It's a bunch of ashes. That's what you're giving it to you. Hey, we'll be
[00:56:43] back with the Kings of Leon. He's apologized to the Asian community and he's now turning
[00:56:49] his sights on it. DMX was in the hospital thing. Where my dog's at, apparently, they're at the
[00:56:56] Chinese food restaurant. Uh, and then he's bringing it back. He's a back to the Kings.
[00:57:02] He's racist again. Uh, we tried to cut down the jokes and realized it was pretty funny.
[00:57:08] It was pretty, it made me laugh. The DMX thing is pretty funny to me.
[00:57:14] I, uh, DMX said, uh, who let the dogs out? It was the Chinese people letting the dogs
[00:57:25] out in the regular restaurant. Wow. Is that real? Mm hmm. You know, it sounds like, uh,
[00:57:36] he had a real rough ride to the hospital. Overdose thing on drugs. Hey, Kevin. Do you know this
[00:57:43] guy? Is he one of your friends from the, from the corner that you got neighborhood? You
[00:57:48] guys go hang out in your cat houses together. Jay, come on, man. Come on. Come on. Jay.
[00:57:56] Come on. Jay, you know, I don't want to find a job. I told you, man, just, Jay, just stop
[00:58:04] being racist to me. Jay, just at least if there could be one person you're not racist
[00:58:09] towards, maybe it's me. Fuck you. I pay your fucking bills. You fucking motherfucker.
[00:58:17] Fuck my dick, your piece of shit. Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. I'm
[00:58:27] making mouth. It's me, Mickey Lotto. And I've seen this one. I've heard about this one.
[00:58:35] If I wasn't enough, read, we both make a message. I know there's one other factor. I fucking
[00:58:42] get. Wow. You've got. I'm sucking down. I'm sucking down. I'm sorry. You're not making
[00:59:04] money without you say that. I'm on Facebook. My man cannot worry about it. But what if
[00:59:58] It too. Is this going to be one of those?