[00:00:00] reporting live from Kuala Lumpur where Adams having sex with children once again

[00:00:08] his favorite can you tell us why you want do you fancy where is Kuala

[00:00:16] Lumpur and and other children sexier do you yeah I was always when I said

[00:00:24] so you know you had to fight the urge to what is that like I'm on the what is

[00:00:30] that I'm on the bridge between the Petronas towers what are they I was like

[00:00:34] I was like Kuala Lumpur was that like negative 69.80125 or something

[00:00:42] I don't know wait wait what was the towers they have those towers with the

[00:00:46] bridge between them so you know the Petronas tower you said what you said

[00:00:51] what is it called what's the call yeah respect you know what man it's awesome

[00:00:56] don't do bridges for we die for a dime for we die they said that she went from

[00:01:03] yeah all right Prince Philip is in hell he's it his head is funeral yeah you know

[00:01:11] and the Queen is ready to get some fucking cock she's so fucking horny and

[00:01:16] ready she's been waiting for that old cocksucker how many times do you think

[00:01:21] the Queen is fucked in her whole life the Queen yeah she's fucked everyone in

[00:01:26] England it doesn't like be like spiders yeah like ants or yeah bees yeah she's

[00:01:32] just getting dumped in by everyone that would be cool yeah that is why and

[00:01:38] that's why everyone loves the Prince Charles who's the most popular

[00:01:41] dad is England son yeah and that's why I know that's why everyone's was fine when

[00:01:50] he got pussy from Camilla Parker Bulls who's one of the hottest so I I remember

[00:01:57] her FHM when I was in middle school I jacked off to it so I like to have stuff

[00:02:01] a little a parker bull or her pussy with my balls yeah that's right I would love

[00:02:08] to fulfill my pussy her pussy with my bow I'm feeling the name said what about it

[00:02:13] what about a Mia Khalifa Parker Bulls me a mea gonna need it I see that and put

[00:02:20] that pussy yeah wait who's Mia Mia Khalifa Mia Khalifa the man gonna need

[00:02:26] girl that had some new hit jobs I would have loved me a Khalifa yes she had that

[00:02:31] blow up a couple years ago where she did an interview with somebody she's like

[00:02:35] now in pornography she's like how dare you mention that I did pornography did

[00:02:40] she have one of those yeah didn't she I thought yeah she said something where

[00:02:44] she was like I didn't make any money yeah she was dating a guy who was like

[00:02:48] ran bang bros or some shit yeah and he basically just like pimped her out on

[00:02:53] video essentially which if you're listening whiz I was to if you want to

[00:03:01] get fucked with you out fuck with Khalifa for the story but Mia if I had to

[00:03:05] choose which Khalifa to fuck it's Mia for sure uh-huh

[00:03:12] someone on who is an avid sports fan who was also at one point in time the

[00:03:17] number one ranked adult film star on Pornhub like that those two circles

[00:03:22] probably like I remember I went to an NBA game and and Mary Carey was just

[00:03:29] bring Mary Carey she ran for governor of California that year that was like

[00:03:34] all freaks running was a Gary Coleman oh yeah and then I think it was your

[00:03:39] Arnold do I have that right so far Mia porn star ruptured an implant first of

[00:03:44] all I was in the adult industry for three months so you need to fucking

[00:03:48] fact check I miss sports caster well yeah so she's like you need the fact

[00:03:53] check and it's like well would fact is wrong yeah it's a relative amount of

[00:03:59] time people know about her from porn yeah yeah that was her big that was her

[00:04:03] for well I know about her for it from Islam that was my introduction is I was

[00:04:08] make a leave I I converted you're gonna have to you're gonna have to go

[00:04:12] somewhere else because it's not cat time right yeah sorry dude yeah look out

[00:04:17] buddy you're just you're gonna be annoying until yeah we're trying to we're trying

[00:04:21] to we're trying to get this zone with this marriage well I'm not I'm

[00:04:26] Pro Mia I want that to be cool or Pro Mia that's not necessarily true we do

[00:04:32] not I we weren't supposed to mention that she was ever in porn

[00:04:39] well we weren't supposed to mention that she was ever in adult film star yeah

[00:04:44] well that's that's the end of the video I guess she just hung up immediately I

[00:04:49] remember being bigger thing oh you just like first of all I'm the first Indian

[00:04:53] woman to ever she's a big go to space she's big DC sports fan I would love the

[00:04:59] interview her and be like now you're George Clooney's wife tell us about that

[00:05:03] let's it like being the lawyer of the UN yeah now when you and George Clooney

[00:05:09] got married and he said I'm gonna make you my bottom bitch and did you did you

[00:05:15] did you was your first thought is I'm gonna tear up my law degree and because

[00:05:20] now I start sucking cock on camera now I can now I can just now I can just get

[00:05:24] this pussy pump like a dog and lay out litter's for George boy as George Clooney's

[00:05:30] bitch let all let all 11 emotions low yeah I'm all I need 11 oceans of calm in my

[00:05:38] push my clinton's like you need the fact check because I only did porn for two

[00:05:42] months I don't even know that let's look let's pull it up now let's pull it up

[00:05:47] I'm gonna jack over and we're gonna pull it up we're pulling up your clips and

[00:05:50] pulling down my pants man poor Mia dude you know yeah you have those big ass

[00:05:59] titties you do some porn try make a quick buck and for the rest of your life

[00:06:04] everyone brings up a used sucking cock on cam yeah what you you cashed in it's

[00:06:10] like the game of life the boy game yeah it's like go to college or do

[00:06:13] pornography and show every when you're pussy there's the two options at the

[00:06:17] start of the game right and then you get this shitty station wagon a bunch of dumb

[00:06:21] ass kids you get like a you know like a Mercedes Benz yeah filled with condoms

[00:06:26] HPV yeah yeah I you know what I wish that she had made more money I wish

[00:06:34] nothing had changed in her life because some of her videos are very important

[00:06:38] to me yeah but I wish that she was fairly compensated and not ripped on I

[00:06:42] remember a lot for hijab he did I jagged off to one video where her and

[00:06:47] another one in hijab are sucking a guy's cock at the same time I was never

[00:06:51] into that shit I cuz well I first of all I've never really been into pornography

[00:06:54] in general yeah me I remember when people were saying like cuz there was a

[00:06:58] thing there was a thing is that she was like the the porn star whatever I'm

[00:07:03] like well who is this person extremely hot or something I have to say floppy

[00:07:07] slap I gotta say she doesn't she's got a big

[00:07:12] floppy slappies they're big titties you don't even know what you're talking

[00:07:16] Adam Adam have fakes loving tits you have to cut him a don't why you

[00:07:20] pretend he loves the hits I'm just go I'm I'm explaining I'm supporting you

[00:07:24] right now yeah I'm explaining the neck why you don't know the correct

[00:07:27] parlance for different types of titties I'm straight you're an imposter

[00:07:31] I've strayed but I've never said you've returned to your first foray with the

[00:07:37] Lord don't pretend like you that's not true my first but I lost my Virginia

[00:07:43] is a big only because that's the only type of bitch that would fuck you at the

[00:07:47] time 100% correct you you weren't trying to fuck her she just was she was

[00:07:51] getting death threats from Isis that's why she had to stop doing porn I remember

[00:07:55] oh yes exactly politics ruined something beautiful yet again yeah and

[00:08:00] that's why I'm that's why I'm a moderate I'm the left and the right I are both

[00:08:04] crazy yeah you got Isis on one hand and then you got fucking Republicans on

[00:08:12] the other hand that's right and they're been they only began me starting on

[00:08:16] Nancy Pelosi over there near Isis yeah and you got the two crazy the two

[00:08:21] crazy sides and the middle just wants to jack off to Mia Khalifa yep me and Joe

[00:08:25] in the Corvette just me and Joe ride a Corvette fancy fancy panosse and she's

[00:08:30] like I've come all the way from California show everyone my beautiful

[00:08:34] paint yeah it's covered in jewels panosse yeah I get a lot I would like her I

[00:08:43] get I could also do Eugene Carroll and that's why I have a similar kind of

[00:08:47] thing a lot of people think about my penis and I think it's fashion I would

[00:08:52] like her a lot more to take a break it back yeah we're gonna be back up there

[00:08:57] but this break it's Anderson Cooper's yeah of course I'm gonna go drink I have to

[00:09:02] drink a glass of calm I have to drink some am I mean it's penis I have to drink a

[00:09:06] liquefied man a lot of people think about my fancy penis and I think it's

[00:09:09] actually yeah fancy panosse fancy panosse she's good yeah who else is in

[00:09:19] Congress let's see here suck huge mer Chuck Schumer oh

[00:09:28] so penis name Kristen C minna mmm yeah Joe munching on cock yeah

[00:09:45] Joe could definitely munch on some cock as far as I'm concerned yeah I'll come

[00:09:51] over to fucking West Virginia I'll pour some moonshine in your ass Joe if you

[00:09:55] don't fucking smartn up okay and that's a fucking legal threat that you're on

[00:10:01] notice I got some secret for the service to look at it's my balls mm-hmm and

[00:10:08] they're not actually that big of a secret yeah I'll show any cute woman who

[00:10:13] wants to see them my balls so I hope you got a cute girl that's crazy that's

[00:10:17] that's like Andrew Cuomo is being like canceled for just that for that's it

[00:10:23] offering just showing as balls to people that's it yeah just for just the balls

[00:10:28] not even the shaft yeah and you know it's fucked up it's like okay look I know

[00:10:32] maybe you know and in normal circumstances a ball should show people's

[00:10:37] balls man but this is a man who flawlessly dealt with the code there's a

[00:10:41] there's a good daily caller article that was like Joe Biden once said that

[00:10:45] Andrew Cuomo has very nice balls I guess they're at a party and he was like

[00:10:51] with some fun race Joe Biden rocks and Rochester this guy's got just guys got

[00:10:56] great balls I saw his balls I made up for our smallest cockboys

[00:11:03] famously he's got a small cock and he pulled his big balls out and I said I

[00:11:08] want to say now those are some nice balls I said that's nice nice bird balls

[00:11:14] I've ever seen Bob Bo had nice balls

[00:11:20] it's on your dead my dead son I just want to kill them in Iraq these balls

[00:11:26] were too nice balls with you nice balls with you Juhadine his balls were too big

[00:11:29] to be blown up by an IED right Wow and that was that was the kind of thing

[00:11:35] where they had to declare a personal fat while the poo Juhad Nadine said that

[00:11:39] his balls were too nice

[00:11:43] that's so messed up Joe I'm sorry you had to deal with that

[00:11:49] no thing I'm gay as long as we're here I'll just you know okay

[00:11:56] um fucking Joe I remember Brock was telling me one time that he was

[00:12:01] wrong shot that he was running his right yeah yeah I heard that's a good story

[00:12:06] Joe that's one of Joe's classic stories it sounds like something you said

[00:12:12] Brock is he's actually gay and he's also wrong shot I sat down with Brock and I

[00:12:18] said that I'm gay and I said if you if you show me your penis we can we I will

[00:12:26] suck it you can't you can't you I job I wanna put him on my mouth

[00:12:35] honestly that's another guy who's got it was on an incredible win streak

[00:12:40] Biden was just sub dumb ass senator and then Obama knew someone to prove he

[00:12:45] racist people would vote for him yeah and then Hillary blew it so bad that

[00:12:50] they're like all right who's around and he just got the luck is waiting to be

[00:12:54] president doesn't even know what the fuck is going on dude he's still he's

[00:13:00] still finding ways to Sun Kamala yep he's sending her to the border

[00:13:05] to deal with the crisis I hope that they eventually let Trump back on social

[00:13:11] media and his every tweet is like 8 a.m. beautiful day waking up having a

[00:13:15] glass of orange juice just remembering that I was president of that pig Hillary

[00:13:20] never yet she gets it she can say whatever she wants that pig never made

[00:13:27] it if he's completely apolitical you just see you the rest of his life is

[00:13:32] like it was just living a life of luxury the rest of his life is talking

[00:13:36] about when I crushed that pig in here he is approval rating would get through

[00:13:42] go through the roof it was just like tweeting about reality TV and saying

[00:13:46] Hillary Clinton's a loser pig the TV yeah hell I vote for him yep yep yep yep

[00:13:53] who knows I mean he's definitely gonna try and run again I hope so I hope he

[00:13:58] lives Bobby let me see your penis but dad I don't want to show it to you

[00:14:05] father knows best it's my old dad yeah they're bringing King the Hill back and

[00:14:12] this I guess that's the first episode really yeah my penis is small hey hey

[00:14:18] he's getting a penis installed and Bobby's oh some about Q and on I hope they

[00:14:25] don't do this kind of shit I should pick up where they left off and not

[00:14:29] acknowledge anything that happened after like 2006 from what I read it is going

[00:14:35] to be like 15 years later like Bobby's gonna be an adult that's good

[00:14:40] I'm gonna be a game and I assume he's gonna be a gay man that'd be wild if he

[00:14:45] wasn't tell you want about the Simpsons at least they they didn't change anything

[00:14:51] yeah you know Bart's still 10 yeah right Homer's supposed to be 36 years old

[00:14:56] really yeah that's awesome this crazy that Adam is older than Homer's I'm not

[00:15:01] older than him actually I'm not older than 30 years old you just turned 39

[00:15:06] we just went to we just went to the Chuck E. Cheese's mm-hmm yeah where you had

[00:15:12] your 39th year old Adam it's so weird you're older than my husband but you have

[00:15:16] much smaller of all you have Bart's penis actually you have Maggie's

[00:15:24] you have Maggie's clip as a thing that's mean to say about your baby dog it's a

[00:15:30] nice size she's got a perfect pussy but it's a bad-sized cock for a 39 year old

[00:15:36] for a man older than my husband oh you've got a baby's pussy

[00:15:47] for a day that's really mean on this week's episode of the Simpsons starting

[00:16:05] eight seven central the Simpsons with special guest star Adam Friedland oh

[00:16:10] Adam your penis is a baby's like a baby's posy did somebody say Adam showing his

[00:16:17] penis oh mr. Burns you're the oldest man in town so naturally you've seen the

[00:16:24] most penis is that's right Smith is what's the smallest one you ever seen that

[00:16:30] one right there I'm looking at it's Adams baby pussy penis whoa nice little

[00:16:37] fucking girls pussy yeah this girl you the dick little did get it

[00:16:44] sometimes I drive a school bus and sometimes you accidentally see a child

[00:16:48] penis and they're all bigger than that one I drive a school bus for a living

[00:16:53] this is the first time I wanted to kill myself

[00:16:58] that is a smart penis

[00:17:02] yeah you can't bring your your tiny dick for me oh he can't be coming in here

[00:17:09] what it is to small home where's your friend sticks so small

[00:17:17] don't bring it

[00:17:22] everybody look how little is penises Marge everyone it knows he was making

[00:17:28] fun of Adam's small dick Marge started it yeah it was the first one the

[00:17:34] non-assir over shut up bitch shut up fuck up when is who we're gonna stop a

[00:17:48] busy his son and start abusing his wife the Simpson season 83 that would be such

[00:18:07] an awesome episode watch the fuck out of that yeah it's you feel good to get a

[00:18:13] TV credit well would you know it would be just like it'd be like the Sims is

[00:18:18] back at their prime yeah that's really the fucking best the uncut beautiful

[00:18:26] season season 5 6 the meat of it mm-hmm nothing stepped on that poor a

[00:18:33] duff man says your dick is small hi you might remember me from looking at

[00:18:51] very small cocks this one is definitely the smallest one I've ever seen I'm

[00:18:56] trying to go I'm trying to climb Adams dick is small

[00:19:05] your dick is too small

[00:19:09] hey hey is that Maggie's pussy

[00:19:39] and now Adam's dick is small dances

[00:20:09] Wow how about around applause for the Adams dick is small dancers and I'm giving

[00:20:19] up yeah he did a really good job dancing that was great I found all these women at

[00:20:26] the battered women shelter I'm a what were you doing down there shut up bitch bitch

[00:20:33] mom I'm not even though they made my kid to train three seasons ago you can't

[00:20:39] call me a bitch is there a true there must be some kind of wild shit going on

[00:20:45] so there's just out and gay now right is he sucking cock on the on the show I

[00:20:49] think yeah yeah on show on cam the show yellow cock mm-hmm but I think that's

[00:20:56] the only change every episode now is Homer going to the quickie Martin and

[00:20:59] he's like you know gen you're flacting towards a poo who holds like a million

[00:21:04] advanced degrees and who's like yo what's up mr. Simpson yeah yeah yeah yeah are

[00:21:12] you ready to become educated about a power of Indian ass no that's a poo

[00:21:17] son who's that's a poo yeah that's when I use the call then he's like oh please

[00:21:24] support help to I'm too much of a colonizer retard good understand anything

[00:21:30] he's like we're gonna talk about Michael Brown for a minute and then all the

[00:21:35] characters show every character is trans that's awesome chief wig of didn't

[00:21:41] Patty am a girl Wow I've got a pussy well is he water yo yeah well he makes that

[00:21:50] noise does he yeah it does doesn't patty have some like doesn't patty get married

[00:21:56] to a trans such a Bob dude no no later on I think she's married to a golfer

[00:22:04] that's a chick that's gonna be like season four it's which so late I was just

[00:22:10] watching TV one day and it came on it was like I think I know it's not

[00:22:14] lesbian but maybe to her when it hit season like 15 it was like I just

[00:22:20] checked out I want to say she had like an F2M husband or something like that and

[00:22:24] I'm not even joking it'd be funny if seasons like 15 on at the Simpsons

[00:22:30] they're just complaining about how other shows fell off yeah that's why the show

[00:22:35] got bad yeah yeah it's just Homer being like Archie Bunker's place was boring I

[00:22:42] would like to watch just a random episode from the last season I saw a

[00:22:47] still from one of them and Otto was like the cat bus from Totoro and I was

[00:22:51] like I have no I would the fuck it's happening yeah what yeah yeah was that

[00:22:56] a stiller was it just some fucking nerds art I think it was a picture of

[00:23:00] your vagina so it was fantasy it was real because if it was a picture you're

[00:23:06] thinking it was really small then it would be real and scientific I thought

[00:23:10] it's a picture of a bus well that's what I'm saying every every picture every

[00:23:15] drawing of Adam is homo realistic homo realistic I didn't know that yeah I'm

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[00:30:42] yeah they got

[00:30:45] charlotte bar boys and fucking uh... they're doing a real shitty job with the

[00:30:50] vaccine

[00:30:51] yeah dude i'm just a cardic

[00:30:53] i'm pissed because i'm going to seattle in porland in august blue cheese

[00:30:56] i wanted to go to vancouver but i don't think i'm gonna be able to

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[00:31:22] an important safety information which personally is going right in the garb

[00:31:26] yeah as far as i'm concerned personal safety first of all i am a drug

[00:31:31] addict

[00:31:32] i'm going to see the this or cocaine

[00:31:35] and sometimes in law oftentimes

[00:31:38] and i'll both both as you say in france

[00:31:40] who was swirl yeah blue chew at cocaine all about both

[00:31:45] all i'm feeling a lot of people

[00:31:47] at the same time

[00:31:49] hahahaha

[00:31:53] the closer to my car

[00:31:55] closer to my car

[00:31:58] and my asshole will be moved

[00:32:02] closer to my ass

[00:32:05] i will fuck a bunch of guys

[00:32:08] and suck them on the car

[00:32:10] suck them on the car

[00:32:15] yes this is a banger honestly

[00:32:18] yeah rush rules

[00:32:19] oh yeah i've caught a lot of shit for liking rush in my life

[00:32:23] really i'm waiting this is i'll be one day i'll be vindicated everybody who's

[00:32:26] ever made fun of me for liking rush will someday pretend that they've always

[00:32:29] liked rush yeah

[00:32:32] i used to blame twachway

[00:32:34] oh what do you call 2021 or

[00:32:37] no 2020 21 12

[00:32:40] it's 1989

[00:32:42] you're thinking of the Taylor Swift album

[00:32:44] yeah you listen to while kissing uh

[00:32:47] magazine cut out civilly in order to catch that's not true

[00:32:50] yeah you'd be kissing tiger be stardis

[00:32:53] son he said i will give out like three years yeah but you've got the old magazine

[00:32:57] you have the old magazines from when he looked like that girl like he was cute

[00:33:27] yeah

[00:33:46] it's so funny to play that song to not do my job which is already not a real job

[00:33:51] well i'm gonna take a little break call me the work of man

[00:33:55] that was rush yeah all right i'm gonna play a whole rush album while we watch

[00:33:59] a another episode of seven being a terrestrial DJ what a sweet job

[00:34:03] be like yeah it appears Monica Lewinsky is saying she had sex with the president

[00:34:07] uh i guess that's where you call her a slut here's rush

[00:34:17] yeah there's a lot of traffic on northbound 95 i guess

[00:34:22] Monica Lewinsky is its repussy

[00:34:38] stay tuned later we're gonna have a local guy who does something in the studio and

[00:34:43] he's gonna tell us about it

[00:34:54] bill clinton

[00:34:57] yeah he's a faggot

[00:35:11] yeah dude they really only need like for a full five hours they probably needed to

[00:35:17] talk for like seven and a half minutes it's awesome it's right with joe robinson for a

[00:35:22] hot second head his own like afternoon drive show and 98 rock yeah and he would

[00:35:26] just be like what the fuck is this garbage yeah music they would make him play music of course

[00:35:32] it's programmed it's like and it's all like 98 rocks listeners so it's i had to be like three

[00:35:37] doors down yeah not even that shit it was always like um cether yeah like that could like fuel

[00:35:43] full

[00:35:45] i don't love mud

[00:35:46] uh it's strong you know

[00:35:48] so did it could fuck your ass

[00:35:51] yeah okay oh i'm gay yeah dude sometimes i'll when i'm when i'm in bolts more throng

[00:35:58] i need a rock just to just to catch the lives just because you're a rock fan i was a rock fan

[00:36:04] the rock they don't rock as hard anymore i'm sorry to say they used to what happened to rock

[00:36:10] dude don't even give a goddamn shame yeah it's strong i'll suck you off we should make a

[00:36:17] movie about the guys just bring rock and roll back dude hell yeah that's true that'll be cool i'm

[00:36:23] sick of this all this rap crap like Detroit rock city yeah but i remember i used to fucking love

[00:36:29] that song i've seen that movie too it's good i don't know if it's actually good or if i liked

[00:36:34] it what i'm doing the movie's fine kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss no did that guitar solo

[00:36:41] way play kiss is gay um fuck you that they are kiss has some bangers no dude you only like kiss

[00:36:50] because you're a Zionist and ginsimins is born in Israel yeah i do that it does happen it does

[00:36:56] happen to align with some of my most personally uh held about how about clean seamens clean seamens

[00:37:03] and he clean he eats it all with his big tongue with his giant tongue yeah he looks up all the

[00:37:08] calm for the rest yeah yeah that's awesome yeah kiss actually stands for keep eating seamens stupid

[00:37:16] keep by eating yeah keep it ingesting seamens stupid yeah yeah that's your contribution is a word

[00:37:29] yeah yeah that's what it is you can use the wire yeah use the real wire

[00:37:47] i like the doom and the cars part

[00:37:52] no what the fuck is this bullshit do some cover

[00:38:01] if he's blowing it that was actually me playing

[00:38:08] stop stop's dream board sound facts i don't Taylor Swift stop stop cutting out pictures of

[00:38:19] Jake's your home and using a glue stick to put him on his wall

[00:38:26] long hair he pigged out yeah yeah we just fucking hairy styles

[00:38:34] kissing Harry's not

[00:38:37] he's not like you

[00:38:49] i play this every time i drive here every time the plane lands yeah i have a beach pill

[00:38:57] it's been waiting for you welcome to today you're welcome to today you're

[00:39:10] i remember listening to this on the subway before my sexual assault yeah really the city can really

[00:39:17] just turn you out who's a homeless guy there really is only Adam and a homeless guy on the

[00:39:23] train car and Adam was across from him in the island the homeless guy was just looking pissed

[00:39:26] and like slowly beating off the atom on their rings eyes and Adam was like could you and he's

[00:39:31] like shut up and then i'm just sat there where the guy kept beating off his last thing new york

[00:39:37] is that what happened Adam yeah welcome to new york welcome to my pork you know what i would say

[00:39:43] about it was just that every time they suck yeah welcome to my pork yeah and it's food it's not

[00:39:49] your parents my dick food my dick is the poor welcome to my penis welcome to my penis welcome

[00:39:57] to my penis i remember the other day you think it's a cute little song but my penis yeah that's

[00:40:05] good stuff yeah it's good to have a 14 minute intro to the one line

[00:40:10] you listen more i'm trying to find the solo the true solo

[00:40:23] hey are you gonna use the line

[00:40:31] oh yeah you know it's not as good as thin lizzy as far as doing the cars go but when i was 15

[00:40:39] dude i'm cranking this shit

[00:40:52] all right you know yeah fucking no dude gay shit it's not the i will admit it was not did not rock

[00:40:58] as hard as i remembered it but it's pretty good still no i kiss sucks dude they have some bangers

[00:41:04] no you got to be able to find beauty in everything no we're in most things i do not everything that's

[00:41:11] that's actually one of my greatest skills finding beauty in everything i see an ugly woman and i

[00:41:16] see a beautiful soul that's awesome yeah that's really good if you know well you know it's also good

[00:41:23] of you is a ridge wall yeah which ridge ridge just sent us the um ridge wallet some of you go ridge

[00:41:33] wall of dot yeah they sent us a nice little fucking thing oh you know we have to do they said we've

[00:41:37] been talking about backpacks me and adam talked about backpacks all right so there's a wall

[00:41:42] economy geddy lee looks so much like steven he does that's crazy that does look a lot like

[00:41:47] steven let me ask you some so i moved to canada it's really good it's really it's honestly it's

[00:41:56] really good to be in canada where no one knows who's steven we're talking about our friends

[00:41:59] steven yeah but i just never noticed how much he looks like geddy lee really good to see you man

[00:42:06] that's a great night man this is a great night huge night huge night we're having a big one tonight

[00:42:12] uh it's wednesday um yes a ridge wallet they were a wall accompaniment i think i got a whole

[00:42:19] rack of shit they got a lot of stuff they sent it to us me and adam were talking about backpacks

[00:42:24] nick they said listeners of the show two nice backpacks one little one nick of course even though he has

[00:42:30] a backpack he likes takes one of the big ones for himself yeah now me and adam are left fighting

[00:42:35] over the crumbs yeah and you know listeners of the show will but you know you listen old episodes

[00:42:40] of constantly been on the real website saying i want the commuter pat we all have backpack

[00:42:46] what the fuck are you talking about even though he already has a backpack i want it i don't

[00:42:50] well i have to set up between backpacks i have to set up me and adam's battle for the backpack

[00:42:56] that i'm raising the stakes and classic you know i had the i'm on the box i'm on the box you know

[00:43:02] you guys get the two well you have a chair all right look i got a chair that's real quick i'm on a camp

[00:43:07] chair there's a free shipping and returns on all wallets they got a lifetime warranty free

[00:43:11] 45 day returns and 40,000 five star reviews now i i will decide who gets the big bag no you don't

[00:43:20] get it why my rock paper scissors for it like gentlemen and we'll do it right on air so i challenge

[00:43:26] you to rock paper scissors and don't let's do it rock paper scissors and the loser is gonna have

[00:43:32] shall be declared a homosexual shit the stakes is there don't have a backpack right now he's

[00:43:38] won every game of rock paper i've been holding out for the ridge wallet you know what they do to

[00:43:43] homosexuals in this town what do they do they make them they're danced down at the saloon

[00:43:49] you'll be living you'll be tabdance on top of that panna to your ankle shatter

[00:43:54] what a terrible face that kind of town it's p town yep that's where we are province town we're

[00:44:01] in province town uh oh we're called the province the province town cowboys yeah what we do is we

[00:44:08] play rock paper scissors and the loser has sucked the other guy off and eventually everybody loses

[00:44:13] yeah we should go honestly this summer we should go to province town no the gay capital of massachusetts

[00:44:19] i don't think we should uh adam this sounds like a huge yeah why don't you go by yourself i was

[00:44:25] trying to make you go and me and stop will take our big ridge wallet backpacks okay he has a one in the

[00:44:30] backpack yet like an island just for straight down just for straight guys no chicks no no gay

[00:44:36] guy no gay shit a lot it's just fucking a couple of guys just a budget straight guys play extremely

[00:44:43] high stakes rock paper scissors hanging out hanging out wearing the ridge wallet backpacks and nothing

[00:44:49] else they're celebrating national parks week at bridge wallet and they're doing that by

[00:44:54] Yosemite in your hands you're best selling top top top to top map wallet has a world

[00:45:01] renowned half a dome laser engraved that's nice i get fooled on that i like that wallet except

[00:45:07] for the fact that it's not travel bags i prefer not come here anymore so let's gear up with their

[00:45:11] line of trusty travel bags where's the durable waterproof community or the upright piece of

[00:45:17] piece of shit in my ass mm-hmm the doctor said joe you got it you have an upright piece of

[00:45:24] shit in your ass and i said doc what does that mean and he said imagine it the big the long

[00:45:29] Tetris piece imagine sideways if you're trying to wedge it into the on the out in a slot yep

[00:45:37] and we got to turn that piece in your ass mm-hmm and this is before the civil rights movement

[00:45:42] they said the only way to do it is the black house cock whoa for real and i was the only guy in

[00:45:46] Delaware that said fuck me in my ass well go ahead and fuck me in my ass and that's gonna save my life

[00:45:55] um shop and support let's take a look at the travel bags i've been you i i i moved over from

[00:46:02] my my former adidas backpack to the ridge commuter backpack yeah it looks nice a lot of pockets looks

[00:46:09] like very functional minimalistic design and you know what i think it's time now that we did all

[00:46:15] right it's part of our ad and best of three of course rock paper scissors shoot rock paper

[00:46:19] scissors shoot okay all right rock paper scissors shoot fuck rock paper scissors shoot rock paper

[00:46:27] scissors shoot fuck fuck that's fine i don't even want the back i won it was just a stop loss because

[00:46:34] he had in a bunch of chocolate on his hands yes we're stripping him from picking anything other

[00:46:40] he doesn't he should have seen the soft during katon during cocaine katon that's how you play

[00:46:48] to win yes banging the table the fucking roads were flying in my one of my favorite things in life

[00:46:55] is being fucked up on cocaine and playing katon when i have a fourth person i have a son too yeah

[00:47:04] a lot of people don't know that it's i have the child that i'm raising but you don't mention

[00:47:07] it a lot on the show i don't uh and i should have gone fucking with my shadaw paper rock every

[00:47:13] round yeah i want to talk to you and fuck you you know i did that because i love rock dude

[00:47:20] you love cock no i didn't say that don't twist my words anyway so there was a

[00:47:25] lot of rock paper scissors what's the promo code for uh ridge walla dot com yeah i don't even

[00:47:30] think we have one it's either come town or come town 20 if there is even one there is a promo

[00:47:34] code we we love this product nick swears by the i've been using the wall but the wall is he just

[00:47:40] re-upped us and all this shit i got rid of the swag bag now i'm using the 18 carat gold one so

[00:47:45] now when my wallet when i get robbed at gunpoint like walla walla walla walla is also worth something

[00:47:51] and i'm completely naked covered in bruises yeah and the police are like wow show you some kind

[00:47:56] of millionaire and i'm like yes yes i am and then they have a ticker tape parade for me through

[00:48:01] the town that would be awesome i'm i'm imagining it now yeah and and it also has rfid protection

[00:48:10] and as you know most of our listeners are baby boomers who are constantly getting scammed

[00:48:15] and uh this is one way to keep your cards safe from gypsies that's true that is true

[00:48:23] and uh it also has a rfng to what what do you mean what that's another technology okay

[00:48:31] they have that technology as well it's Adam it's our so you want to go to ridgewell.pussy.com

[00:48:38] and you actually want to get not the commuter the smaller one because that's the cooler one that

[00:48:42] is the one as worn by stavros from calistavros outgis bag fuck dude oh fucking pissed it was a fair

[00:48:52] battle and i won i don't catch a lot of dubs you know and i always do one and i think as a friend

[00:48:58] i'm gonna take a couple of you should be happy take some walls i'm gonna take the knife i'm

[00:49:03] gonna take the knife take the knife i'm gonna take make your keeping the the weekend or duffel

[00:49:10] uh yeah well that's where the stuff stays in there the stuff stays that's that's the

[00:49:15] whole the stuff that rijabrold is sent okay i was gonna propose maybe be fair if we both got the

[00:49:20] two big backpack stuff that's not a bad idea no just to be just a duffel hold none of us get a

[00:49:26] duffel will you get the duffel no it's part i'm not using it for anything other than the branded

[00:49:32] merchandise that comes that's how we did everything else but that doesn't live forever in the duffel

[00:49:37] you can put it anywhere else it could be used as a duffel we're not discussing it all right

[00:49:42] we'll negotiate this after the show i was trying to be salamonic thank you and split the baby i

[00:49:47] appreciate that because i'm all about fairs like he's trying to be a little more Abrahamic

[00:49:52] that's true something got taken away from you and now he wants to take something away from well i

[00:49:59] think actually you're hoarding resources you got the golden wallet i did get gold and all

[00:50:04] and he told me i couldn't touch his gold you got the duffel and the big backpack i think it's only

[00:50:09] fair i get the duffel you can't do a little backpack gold and it's a chemical difference in the oils

[00:50:13] that you're gene secrete i think i don't i don't think gold tarnishes every act that's a little

[00:50:20] varnish it absorbs some of the gold 17 carat then 16 years you see yeah it soaks up all the carats

[00:50:28] i didn't know that yeah that's why they they can't get the basically jewels are like the sun for them

[00:50:35] whereas we can photosynthesis we get tan yeah you know me eventually i'll develop skin cancer

[00:50:40] but i get nice bronze yes yeah i are these people they just need uh they need gold yeah i love gold

[00:50:49] oh that's good yeah yeah gold so go check out ridge wallet folks and then quietly there should be

[00:50:55] a gold yeah but uh the score says you should do a movie called the jewishman and then it's

[00:51:01] but somebody somebody somebody called uncut gems the jewishman oh that's good anyways the

[00:51:06] movie about jewish guys four hours long and he's just on the phone with apple customer support

[00:51:10] trying to get his email to work i was like yeah um i also want to say real quick well we're in the

[00:51:17] plug zone that i'll be doing some hours in new york city to get ready for a summer tour that's

[00:51:22] right so and actually my friend adam will be accompanying me on may 11th at the tiny cupboard

[00:51:29] uh and then also on may 19th i'll be a come on everybody doing an hour there as well oh our

[00:51:35] our old heart old stomping grounds we'll be bringing back that big announcement funny moms the following

[00:51:42] week funny moms is back folks i also have a show on the 13th called pantheon that will be a uh

[00:51:48] uh like a showcase show and then fat tuesday's is at the end of every month and i believe nik will

[00:51:55] be doing the last one in may so a lot of a lot of opportunities go to stave.biz

[00:52:01] uh and i will be working on my hour in the city and i hope to see you there folks i'm excited for

[00:52:07] final also if you want a more come town less backpack debates tearing the show apart check out

[00:52:14] patreon.com slash come town right where there's a extra episode every week on sundays the day of

[00:52:22] the lord that's right and it's mostly a religious study bible this this this is what we're gonna

[00:52:29] dive into you talked about the old test the old test we're quite a bit uh this week on religion

[00:52:35] chat indians do they have a bible? is it all just a bunch of made up bullshit on yeah it squiggles

[00:52:43] well i think they write it down no they have a very noodley language they have a noodley type

[00:52:50] isn't there is there some language that doesn't get written to i guess it would have been lost if

[00:52:53] that's true i think the the indian origin myth is uh the old craft mac and cheese commercials where

[00:52:58] the dinosaur is going through the cheese river mm-hmm dude those were awesome commercials in

[00:53:03] creation yeah those are some of the best commercials yeah i remember as a kid being like can i go

[00:53:08] where is that i need to bathe in that cheese river again what does the dinosaur have to do with

[00:53:13] macaroni and cheese it looks like the cheesiest river yeah damn i wish i was a child again dude i

[00:53:18] hate fucking mortality uh i don't know i think being old is pretty cool i'll be joined

[00:53:26] no i missed the innocence and the mac and cheese no you're guilty even as a child i really wasn't

[00:53:33] i wasn't until i saw the negativity of the world a rapist child or guilty it's called original

[00:53:38] sin no until i until the demonic need to get pussy came into my brain i was such a fat jolly happy

[00:53:48] child you're a sweet proudest sweet and then when i wanted girls to like me you're a rapist i wasn't

[00:53:53] a rape what are you talking about as a child now i'm saying now you're no i'm not a rapist the

[00:53:58] fucking talking i was trying to follow levy accusations like that you know yeah just to get

[00:54:03] a saying until i wanted pussy i was innocent now you're guilty i'm a rapist no now i now i

[00:54:09] raped i felt bad about myself i never had any issues with confidence until i was a little

[00:54:14] kid puberty that wanted girls to like you hit puberty at 23 years old and then you immediately

[00:54:20] right time you know that stop hit at the right time i hit it at 27 years old and what was that 83

[00:54:28] years ago that was 83 years ago that was in the 90s

[00:54:45] do Ralph

[00:54:47] do

[00:54:59] do

[00:55:09] that's when that show got really fucking bad that might have been the last episode i watched on

[00:55:13] sunday yeah that was you know what that's true yeah i remember that one being weird

[00:55:25] every once in a while would check back in in the later years but it was not good just at it you

[00:55:29] know i'm at home maybe i'm back from college yeah i'm sure it can be good sometimes but it's like

[00:55:35] when fucking Mickey works tries to make it to the birthday party in the wrestler yeah yeah yeah

[00:55:41] it's like yeah sometimes you know he can come around and play the play the role but

[00:55:47] this is not uh this is not my beautiful house no it's not my big fat wife

[00:55:53] and you may find yourself fucking some huge bitch damn i want to watch the wrestler again and

[00:56:01] you might ask yourself why is this bitch so big

[00:56:12] and you she didn't used to be and now you're fucking something that bitch

[00:56:16] we're gonna be and your wife got fat and if you leave her to be an article about you

[00:56:23] it's kind of fucked up girl the only option is to cheat and then you get caught cheating and

[00:56:32] everyone's mad at you why did that bitch get back it's because of all the article things you should

[00:56:45] this is kind of a rodeo for you it's pretty fucked up for men if you think if you think about it

[00:56:51] women are my pussy but only if they're hot

[00:56:57] yeah oh my lord oh my god adam your penis is so small

[00:57:06] who's that the june that's Harvey firestone oh yeah who's also in the his choral we're like

[00:57:13] mr simpson mr simpson adam's penis is small mr simpson adam's penis is way too small to be

[00:57:20] that was a great character yeah that's a Homer's home that was was that assistance is that like

[00:57:25] the first season it's early on though it's like it's like season four or five yeah

[00:57:32] oh no i don't want to see why do you watch my dixon's uh okay it's on disney plus it's on disney plus

[00:57:41] plus we're doing really good shit is that's where all that just me it's my dick oh yeah season

[00:57:47] season two it's season two it's way where you know what i did recently which was on disney plus

[00:57:52] heavyweights which is an absolute masterpiece listen you don't have to tell me about everything

[00:57:58] this is the best movie of all time you have to tell me do the time vision that's so good

[00:58:03] yeah ben cillars on fire i loved it yeah well he's the villain so i no i'm in

[00:58:13] so he's bad you you like the bad you love but hate the bad he behaves his unacceptable

[00:58:20] towards those beautiful children i think he's trying to help them out he's not and if that's how

[00:58:24] you actually think you're a fucking sick person the scene where they're where they're confiscating

[00:58:29] the hidden candy i hated that i was honestly i was like i am not your shindlers list i am yes i was

[00:58:37] so fucking sad and i also imagined i only went to camp one time like a sleepaway camp and i imagine

[00:58:43] how i would hide candy and i never did you didn't bring candy in high i didn't bring candy in high

[00:58:49] wow it's fucked up that's really fucked up um so what else is in the news folks we got a crisis at

[00:58:58] the border the european super league soccer the european super league seems like he's making

[00:59:03] his mind ruin everything yeah how about a dice set the border yeah and there's a bunch of

[00:59:07] immigrants that are like oh hickory dickory dark i'm fucking my my child's been separated

[00:59:14] yeah i say they said they're gonna take the kids away everyone's crying i said get the fucking

[00:59:19] kids out here so i can get some pussy and oxen i'm trying to get my dick sucked in the not jail

[00:59:28] it's the dices of the diocese of the border that's good stuff the dice president joe biden

[00:59:33] dice president pommelier dice president andrew yay

[00:59:37] uh my i'm trying to get my little dick sucked

[00:59:44] hickory dickory dark uh what suck on my tiny cock that's good yeah andrew thank you what is what

[00:59:50] how much are you saying mayor what's andrew dice most people know him i guess just from losing it

[00:59:57] more is yeah what is he done like what is that guy about what is his job his job is he ever

[01:00:03] that like what is he did you can't vote for him because he's shiny he's like in a tech or something

[01:00:11] probably he was a lawyer also i think i invented the first uh jeans that have a magnifying guy

[01:00:19] saw in the zipper he's an inventor wow he has a patent for adam's jeans i used the money to get

[01:00:28] pussy and now i have an autistic son who i'm trying to fix with a different pair of jeans

[01:00:35] and i'm not really i haven't really figured out i tried just a different

[01:00:39] moving the magnifying glass but that just made his asshole look bigger and didn't really do

[01:00:45] anything about the autism wow wow did you i guess you're really a one trick pony huh

[01:00:54] all you have is the magnifying glass idea yeah that guy's kind of a one-deck pony

[01:00:59] uh huh fuck it's the tug of one-deck pony

[01:01:04] it stops real one-inch pony no i'm not yes no yes i'm a different kind of partner what the

[01:01:11] hell kind of pony is that that that pony's dick looks like maggie simpson's penis

[01:01:19] i am i mean it was hurtful to hear all the characters one of my favorite show telling me my penis is

[01:01:27] small but i'm impressed for for the show that you found a new way just to describe a penis as being

[01:01:34] a baby's pussy yeah there's got to be other characters you missed oh there's a lot there's

[01:01:40] the mexican b haddily day to day day oh my god how do we not do flanders yeah my i i don't know if i've

[01:01:47] ever said it on the show or even in conversation but you want to have sex with flanders but black

[01:01:52] flanders saying haddily boobily boobily oh that and dudily boob burrito which is very funny to me

[01:02:01] yeah that's that's like that that joke is what we call like it's kind of like a meal prep kit

[01:02:07] or yeah it's play you get to cook it yourself play in your head i haddily beep believe it's like a

[01:02:12] hello fresh haddily beepily noodley beep burrito

[01:02:20] oh fuck dude i hate eating salads yeah i'm already hungry again dude i had one just before we

[01:02:27] recorded in a salad before we recorded the first one i know it sucks for a lot of salads dude

[01:02:34] dude you're gonna i can't wait till you're uh you're like a skinny bitch no i'll never do that yeah

[01:02:40] so what do you how much weight have you lost uh since september i've lost 45 pounds put that on

[01:02:47] the board everybody yeah what are you going for 80 oh i don't fucking know dude i just want to

[01:02:54] have big arms little titties dude i'd like to get down to 69 at least that's because it's a meme

[01:03:00] 69 pounds at least to weigh that much no no i like to lose 60 you lost you lost 45 and you started

[01:03:07] what 390 million honestly i literally started 315 i had gotten fat as hell during the pain

[01:03:15] okay yeah so now you're down to a slim 270 yeah okay so that's the norm that's back to a regular

[01:03:21] stop weight oh i think it's a little bit less than regular two slightly later i'm at 260 you

[01:03:26] were two seventy when we went to dc for the first live show remember that how do you remember that

[01:03:33] i keep tracking i literally have no idea that i was you were you were 265 pounds when we went to

[01:03:41] when we went on five oh three two six five yeah number five seven and a half thank you very much

[01:03:48] and now you're six two seventy yeah i'm 76 two so you're five you've gained five pounds no i'm

[01:03:55] 266 as of this morning actually thanks to you gained one pound i did not wait two six five what

[01:04:00] are you talking about you had 265 of a picture how do you know this because you're that was

[01:04:05] the thinnest you've been in years but i don't remember that i remember it how do you remember

[01:04:10] that i keep track of these things i'm gonna tell you and adam if you were like you know you're you're

[01:04:17] i don't think hiv was kicking up and you're like my t-cell it's called flaring up but yes it's

[01:04:22] flat flame it flame it when you see when the fuck do we go to dc when was it uh to the end of 2017

[01:04:29] we went twice i don't fucking remember at the end of 2017 the point is i don't think about the

[01:04:36] pat brother i'm in the future i'm moving forward well it's you know the progress is is real thanks i

[01:04:47] don't mean i don't really give a fuck i was just talking about how i'm tired of my salads there you

[01:04:50] go this is stuff and you're next to dasha and she weighs what like fucking seven pounds so you can

[01:04:55] see but in comparison okay that's your two six five in that pick i guess i don't i don't

[01:05:02] apparently according to nick oh look at that he's spelt oh you do kind of look good in that

[01:05:07] okay well i don't appreciate the tone of that yeah adam kind of you do kind of look good with a

[01:05:13] little surprise i remembered you i've looked good at every weight oh no you you look uh trim i let's

[01:05:19] how much i weigh maybe it's less hair yeah it's less hair if i had less hair i would look if you

[01:05:24] you look like jason saithon yeah look like jason saithon yeah two six five bald whoo oh yeah that's

[01:05:29] the thing this hair weighs at least ten pounds yeah oh my god he's a hair weight i'm trying two or two

[01:05:35] five five yeah yeah can i suck your dick can i see your

[01:05:42] i'm fucking me yeah truly can i eat your ass oh yeah thank you to the guy who uh snitched to

[01:05:51] creed so that i couldn't sell those t-shirts that guy has to be really cool

[01:06:00] that guy that is a cool move that's he's going to show him

[01:06:08] all right folks i got seems like folks lost show here i have this this picture of this show on my

[01:06:14] phone i've no idea where that is or who that is oh for us i don't know where that is oh you know

[01:06:21] no is it dc is it the geotag because that's why well it is somewhere in dc that's why oh you know what

[01:06:27] it must have been it must have been the dc drafthouse and they were playing around with uh i think it's

[01:06:33] closed now unfortunately the pandemic got them got their asses can i see your dick can i eat your

[01:06:45] jeez can i suck all the cum out of your penis

[01:06:55] my fucking dang um he knows my own you know you probably just saw the shirt as it says come

[01:07:00] can i see your penis just take the creed off it take the creed off

[01:07:06] what if you just say scott stop this is still one of my favorite pictures yeah that's a great

[01:07:11] oh you going over the river yeah that's that's a good day that's a beautiful photo that was so

[01:07:18] funny yeah what's that girl's name jess jessie jessie what's she up to well just hanging out

[01:07:24] let's give her a call on the phone or call her up on the show not be calling up my friend jessie

[01:07:30] jennifer it's michael from the podcast yeah i'm not good with names not even my own name

[01:07:42] this is david stevenson homo my name is michael sexual i'm a michael sexual my name is david

[01:07:50] having sex yeah my name is benjamin eating bust mmm tasty um all right well yeah so folks if you

[01:07:59] want we're doing a live show at the marbaro theater we're not in west in westfield massachusetts

[01:08:09] no we're not i don't do any westfield huntington shester hits field lennox williamston

[01:08:18] new feyn putney yeah ludlow rutland is that we're doing a tour yeah ticonderoga nice

[01:08:26] shrew uh scrun lake we're doing what i'm western mass tour uh wells speculator old forge speculator

[01:08:35] massachusetts lowville uh osuigo prince oh okay so what are we in new york now trent hills peter burrow

[01:08:44] uh hansville yep north bay nake will be at all those places i will be like i said kirkland lake

[01:08:51] yorkland kubber of five eleven kapuska kids kapuska stavi dot biz for all my days kapuska sing

[01:08:58] i have to piss we're doing the winnest river provincial park yeah we are doing that that is true that's

[01:09:03] real yeah the rest are made uh we'll see you at the park folks sip a west lake check us out