[00:00:01] That's it grommet suck me off that's right grommet fuck my ass keep sucking gram it

[00:00:08] That feels good grommet. It feels good to get my penis licked by a dog

[00:00:15] Very good grommet fuck my ass

[00:00:18] ass. Watch out, Gromit. Those chickens are going to fuck my ass. You better fuck it first.

[00:00:36] I don't remember the plot. Yeah, this one opens in Grom, Wallace is reading the newspaper

[00:00:44] and Gromit's like looking scared at the breakfast table. And then he drops the newspaper down.

[00:00:49] He's like, Gromit. Gromit's like, you know, like the serial bowl coming to the shakes.

[00:00:55] He's like, did you know I don't know how to read? I'm looking for pictures of guys'

[00:01:01] cocks in here. I've got a new invention. And he turns the newspaper around and there's

[00:01:06] just a picture of a guy's. It's a big prune out of a guy's. Isn't this awesome? It's

[00:01:13] a way to look at gay porn instead of reading the newspaper. If you don't know how to read

[00:01:19] Gromit, you can look at a guy's penis. That's a great invention. Isn't it chap? In fact,

[00:01:26] I've come up with another invention while looking at it. It's my cock. It's my cock

[00:01:34] and it's getting hard. It's hard. And then he puts on the pants and walk for him and

[00:01:40] spong, spong to go like three feet across the room with his heart and his dicks just

[00:01:46] pose. It's spong. And every time that's every time it's dancing, his dick is bouncing a

[00:01:52] little bit on his balls.

[00:01:55] It's

[00:01:58] And then his dicks are in Gromit's face. You know what to do, Gromit. It's that time,

[00:02:04] it's it's spreky, Gromit. Somebody needs a serving of my cam Gromit. And he's like,

[00:02:14] what's a dick sock without a little bit of cheese? I'll get the cheese from the cabinet

[00:02:22] so you can suck my dick, Gromit.

[00:02:25] And that's awesome. Yeah, like a diving board. Every time it takes a step. He's got a really

[00:02:34] nice hard dick. And now with the cheese, does he does he like kind of catapulted?

[00:02:39] Opens up the, he opens up the the cabinet and there's no cheese. Oh, you fuck. Come on,

[00:02:46] man. You you write for television. You know that. I don't remember. I remember

[00:02:50] walls and grommet. Gasp, Gromit. There's no cheese. There's no cheese here. Maybe the mice took it.

[00:02:57] It's been stolen by blacks. Wait, what? I think I'm if it had to be stolen by somebody.

[00:03:08] And I'm assuming it's the new Caribbean neighbors.

[00:03:11] I'm gonna go next all right. Ask somebody who gets it with his pants on.

[00:03:25] Remember to talk on an insert of all the newspapers sex criminal who fucks his own dog

[00:03:32] arrested for in season exposure for racist attack on Caribbean family.

[00:03:38] I'm using the misty looking as cheese.

[00:03:44] The ball is in jail. Grommet's having to take care of the house. Right. He's gonna he's got to find

[00:03:50] other guys to suck off because now he's addicted to it. And then while walls gets jealous, you have

[00:03:56] to run out. No, one of the bedrooms to like a cat or something. Yeah, right, right to make to

[00:04:04] make rent. And they fucks the cat maybe. No, then there's a woman that that lets her cat eat or

[00:04:10] post it or something. That's good. Or the Chinese neighbors who try to eat the cat.

[00:04:16] So this is like kind of a grittier.

[00:04:20] Are you is your mic on? I can't hear you. I can't hear you.

[00:04:25] No, yeah, I guess. I guess we'll just have to.

[00:04:34] What'd you do? Well, in classic Adam style, you've done something.

[00:04:43] Yeah, I know, but you took your headphones off. You did something for sure.

[00:04:47] And now you've drilled all the awesome momentum we had on gay walls and Grommet,

[00:04:51] dude. Notice how check check now. Come on. Notice how me and stop no problem whatsoever.

[00:04:59] Yeah, no whatsoever. It starts off his day, guys.

[00:05:07] Grommet, you have to get me out of jail. So I can fuck you, Grommet.

[00:05:13] Grommet's like trying to make him keep his voice.

[00:05:15] So what's that? You want to suck my dick right now?

[00:05:22] He's got to do the bars.

[00:05:28] The president was like, what are you doing, mate? I'm fucking my dog.

[00:05:35] I'm an inventor. Yeah. So is he fucking the dog behind the dog?

[00:05:39] Well, dog sucks. Grommet's begrudgingly licking his penis.

[00:05:45] In big, like ice cream. Yeah. Yeah. You can do better than that, Grommet.

[00:05:51] He's been doing this since he was a pup, you know.

[00:05:57] We went to the moon together. Was it all the inventions are like

[00:06:02] stuff, kind of, right? The man who molests dog and a man arrested for racial attack

[00:06:08] and dog sex led off by reason of insanity. After announcing he went to the moon,

[00:06:17] the fuck his dog, and they were attacked by a vending machine.

[00:06:22] They have a romantic picnic with his dog lover. Now, what are some other plots?

[00:06:27] There were some chickens, right? That's the movie chicken, right? There's three.

[00:06:31] I thought my memory can recall there's three Wallace and Grumman movies.

[00:06:38] So there's no chickens involved in Wallace and Grumman at all? That's chicken.

[00:06:42] That's chicken run. Wow. Maybe I've never seen Wallace and Grumman.

[00:06:46] No, there is there some of these. I only never watched it. I only know that girl that gave me

[00:06:51] a butt job looks like Wallace and Grumman. Yeah. Yeah. So there was that girl that let me do the

[00:06:57] hot dog and the bun. You bust it on her back? Now you're horny posting and you're pulling

[00:07:01] us away from her. Sorry for being horny. Wait, wait, wait, I feel like horniness is I think the

[00:07:07] COVID crisis. This is a great point. Did you know I had sex one time? Yeah. No, it wasn't sex.

[00:07:13] Where did you come? No, we eventually started having sex. She woke me up by giving me a butt

[00:07:21] job. Oh, I see. I'd say if the genders were reversed, it would have been inappropriate.

[00:07:27] Why? Because I was the genders are reversed.

[00:07:30] Yeah, you are not the lady. Yeah, you are. Listen, is it inappropriate to get hard and have your

[00:07:36] dick between a girl's butt cheeks when you're both in a consensual some kind of relationship?

[00:07:42] She got into the bed. I was sleeping in. Oh, really? Yes. Oh, I see. Yes. So I'm saying if a guy did

[00:07:49] that to a girl who's got that drunk, you had never hooked up or you were really hooked up.

[00:07:53] Really? No. So I'm saying if the genders were reversed, it would have been. Well, that's female

[00:07:57] privilege. Yeah, it is female privilege. They get to rape just a bit. They women get to rape

[00:08:03] just a little bit more. And that's fair to rape. They get to just they get to just sort of rape.

[00:08:09] They get. And I think all things considered, that's fine. That's fine. It's not ideal. Yeah,

[00:08:14] that's where the the 27 cents of their paycheck goes to. Oh, I see. Well, to rape privilege.

[00:08:23] Rape privilege. They're tax. Yeah. Anyway, sorry. Where were we with the

[00:08:31] drama getting any fucking the dog lick the top grommet? Put my whole penis in your mouth,

[00:08:38] grommet. That's it. Grommet a little bit of teeth. Show me what you're working with.

[00:08:45] Just every once in a while. Go ahead and break your neck on it, grommet. Take it to the base,

[00:08:51] grommet. I want to see you your eyes. What a grommet. That'd be cool. A dog could probably lick your

[00:08:59] ball. They link by balls. Wait, you suck on my shaft. Grommet doesn't sound like him. Throw it all

[00:09:05] the way down and then lick out the balls. That sounds like fucking yeah, you don't think you're

[00:09:09] doing the voice that you guys are doing. No, no, no, no, you're doing it wrong. Adam, you're

[00:09:16] actually gay. I'm not Wallace. He's ruining the bit grommet. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[00:09:26] Stop didn't even see the show. Yeah, but I'm a fucking natural, bro. I know. I'm

[00:09:30] going to come to your town. I'm appreciating your town. I'm a guy getting his cocksuck by

[00:09:35] dog. I'll learn fast. You don't need to see the show. You're right. You're right. You're

[00:09:38] right. You're a real pro. I just want to acknowledge three. I want to acknowledge that.

[00:09:43] Thank you. There's three shorts. The first one, they go to the moon because the moon's made.

[00:09:48] They run out of cheese. They run out of cheese. So they go to the moon. Maybe I've seen that one.

[00:09:52] And they fly to the moon. And then there's a vending machine that lives on the moon that

[00:09:59] I guess he wants to go to earth to go skiing or something. So he's trying to attack

[00:10:06] Grump Wallace and then eventually they go back to earth. The second one, they have to rent out a

[00:10:16] room to make ends meet. And it's also Grump. It's birthday. So Wallace makes those pants that walk

[00:10:22] for I remember. Yep. To walk Grump it automatically because he's too lazy to walk his own dog. Wow.

[00:10:28] And I don't actually remember that. I remember. I remember from the bit you just said earlier.

[00:10:32] The penguin rents out the room. And Grump doesn't trust the penguin but Wallace is an idiot.

[00:10:39] Right. The penguin steals the pants so that he can walk up the side of a bank and break it

[00:10:44] and steal money out of the bank. Oh, respectful. And so the penguin is the Jewish landlord.

[00:10:50] It gets blamed on Wallace. And he goes to jail? Yeah, he goes to jail. It's hard time. Sorry,

[00:10:56] it's blamed on Grump it and Grump it goes to jail. The dog.

[00:10:59] Or maybe I don't know it's blamed on one of them. Right. Maybe the book.

[00:11:03] Let's not get in. Let's not get into detail. Okay. The third one, there's a bitch. Oh, nice.

[00:11:08] Oh, they get a bitch. Wallace says a crush on. And she was an orange.

[00:11:13] And we see her suck his cock on camera. Yeah. She's a young artist. Her father,

[00:11:18] her deceased father was also an inventor. So Wallace invites her over for cheesing. Oh,

[00:11:24] fucking Freud. And she says that she like she doesn't like cheese, whore and fucking like whore.

[00:11:31] Yeah. Wallace loses his mind. He beats her to a pulp. She pushed me, Grump it. She was being a

[00:11:40] whore. Grump it. What would happen? She was being she pushed my buttons. Sometimes you should be

[00:11:48] allowed to hit a woman. I'm a faggot. Now get back to sucking my car. Now I'm gay. I'm gay.

[00:11:58] And I'm I'm a fan. Yeah. Because a bitch didn't like cheese, Grump it. I'm Ryan Schott.

[00:12:05] I'm Barack Obama. And I'm Obama. And I'm gay, Grump it. That happens in the third one.

[00:12:11] And I haven't talked to Schott and made since he moved out. She owns a yarn store and her dad

[00:12:19] was an inventor. And she has a there's like a factory where the yarn is made. She look like him.

[00:12:29] She looks like she looks like him. The factory where the yarn is made or something. And her dog

[00:12:36] is actually a robot. And the robot is grinding up sheep to turn into meat for him to eat for dog

[00:12:44] food. Whoa. Whoa. That's dark. What the fuck? Oh, you know what? She's kind of hot. Let

[00:12:51] we see. Wendling, right? Can I see her? I don't know. Lady Campanoula Toddington.

[00:12:56] No, no. Can I see a picture of that girl? Because it might have been the girl that gave me the butt.

[00:13:01] She's got a heavy red lip. I like red hair. I'm a fan of red hair.

[00:13:08] No, it's this bitch. Oh, she stinks. She's fucking gross. Oh, fuck. What's her name?

[00:13:16] Wendling. Wendling is a fucking dog. Wendling is a certified fucking piece of shit.

[00:13:22] I wouldn't fuck Wendling with your dick. Wendling Rams Bottom? Yeah, no. I'm not ramming no

[00:13:27] bottom. You fucking un-rammish bottom. What's up with Lady Campanoula? I'm trying to get my dick

[00:13:32] socks on her. Look at the fuck's Lady Campanoula. That's from another one they did after the movies,

[00:13:36] I think. Lady Campanoula, or I'm sorry, Lady Toddington. Campanoula Toddington.

[00:13:45] Attending her vegetable garden. These are her hobbies. Holding vegetable competitions. I

[00:13:49] got a fucking zucchini you can hold competitively. Actually, not even for the love of the game.

[00:13:54] It's a little good one, but it's flavorful. A family no information. Friends Wallace,

[00:14:03] Gromit Hush, enemies Victor Quartermane who looks fucking gay, honestly, and Philip who,

[00:14:09] let's see what he looks like. Oh, it's a fucked up dog.

[00:14:15] Wow, if you ask me, Wallace should be trying to get pussy off Lady, whatever the fuck our name is.

[00:14:19] Yeah, this shit came out in 2005. I don't know what the fuck this is. Oh, they made a bunch more of them.

[00:14:28] Dude. Oh, wait, he's got a different girlfriend, Chelsea Jose.

[00:14:34] See what she looks like. Yeah, I heard he was dating Grimes. I heard Grimes is fucking Wallace.

[00:14:40] Oh, wait. No, Chelsea Jose is a real one. He's just with him for the money. Oh, Chelsea Jose is

[00:14:44] some guy named Matt Wallace is a golfer named Matt Wallace from Wallace and Gromit.

[00:14:51] No, I think it's a golfer named Matt Wallace. Oh, this was a whole move. Oh, they made a bunch

[00:14:55] of whole ass Wallace who were on the movies. Really? We got a lot of to catch cracking contraptions.

[00:15:02] It was 2002. I don't know what the fuck this is either. Oh, there's a beat. There's a blonde BBW

[00:15:08] seems to be seems to be. Wendell and his honestly fucking brutal.

[00:15:17] He's fucking disgusting.

[00:15:21] You know a piece of clay. How dare they make this bitch that unfuckable.

[00:15:27] Yeah, it pisses me off. This is me off. I'm mad.

[00:15:31] This is Adam's ideal woman. No, that's that's emo Phillips. She doesn't have an emo Phillips.

[00:15:40] Damn. The fat blonde the fat blonde lady could get it though. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

[00:15:45] I'm trying to think of a real life equivalent of Wendell and a matter of love and death.

[00:15:50] What the fuck is the blonde bitch's name though? I see her pictures, but I don't see her name.

[00:16:01] Hey, how fuck bless you. Bless you, friend.

[00:16:05] First of all, you feel him? You know, when I watch Wallace and Grumman,

[00:16:08] I can't help but think there might be something wrong with the idea of man letting the dog suck his

[00:16:14] face. That's that's why I have the coal mine insurance company Liberty mutual.

[00:16:22] Okay, so apparently the all the zoomers that all of our big

[00:16:33] lancets your medicaid you can rush as a guy just being like a diabetes. Yeah, you say diabetes.

[00:16:46] I like her better. That's who you'd get head for. The red head for sure.

[00:16:49] The red head, but I would take pile and mix the dog. Liberty mutual protects you in the

[00:16:56] event. You ever ever accused the rape really? Yeah, Wolf of Bremley here. As you know, several

[00:17:05] whores accused me several gold digging hole. I've been metered by several sluts and they've come

[00:17:13] after me and my money. Liberty mutual killed all of them. Call up, I ate them all disappeared,

[00:17:23] pay $15 a month. I called them up and I said I'm being muted by sluts.

[00:17:28] Me too. And they shot them with a sniper rifle from 350 yards away.

[00:17:35] That's pretty cool. Wow, I would think you'd want to make it look like an accident, Wilford.

[00:17:41] A black sedan. No, I mean, I guess. Yeah, what's a black sedan? It's what happened to that cop.

[00:17:47] It was a black sedan on Long Island Express. Your Greek friend. Dude, RIP on a statue.

[00:17:55] Give a headsie. No, dude. Respect the dead brother. Yeah, if you give a headsie.

[00:18:03] This Sunday episode coming up, we really take a deep dive.

[00:18:08] It's which if you want to listen to, you can check that out at patreon.com.

[00:18:12] We discussed the tragedy of the cop slash countdown. If you want to hear more about Wallace and

[00:18:17] Gromit. Oh, yeah, we do. We do our special Wallace and Gromit. Rewatch podcast. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:18:24] Fuckless and pussy. You don't understand how the show works. FLP. FLP.

[00:18:30] The fuck was in the fuck listen pussy. That's the name of our cats in the crib. I'm gonna see it.

[00:18:43] I got myself good with fuckless. It's good. Anyway, yeah, we do a full bonus fuckless and pussy podcast

[00:18:50] on there. We do the we do the bonus one first. And then we get a lead too much. And then we get

[00:18:56] real warmed up for the regular regular one is we want to be hot for hot. We're hot. We're fucking

[00:19:02] for our advert. We're basically punched in right now. This is this is just a, you know, this is

[00:19:09] just a vessel for ad sales. Exactly. Yeah. Exactly. We care about our sponsors. DreamWorks pays us

[00:19:14] $8 million a week to advertise the Wallace and Gromit. Yeah, just got off the phone.

[00:19:20] We're in Katzenberg. Listen, we're trying a new way to make even more money.

[00:19:27] Good thing. I shoot podcasts. Jeffrey, what's wrong? I just remember

[00:19:34] I have trauma from it 15 years ago. I was on my way to the grocery store. And when I got there,

[00:19:40] the coupon I clipped out of the newspaper and falling out of my pocket on the way to my car.

[00:19:46] Are you okay, man? And when I got home, it wasn't in the driveway. Oh my God. And so I accused my

[00:19:52] servant of rape. And they executed him. What? And they did it by electric chair. And when they

[00:20:00] went, they found it in his pocket afterwards. It was justified. Burned. It was a just and I couldn't

[00:20:06] use the coupon. So you know what I did? I bought the entire grocery store and I had my own coupons

[00:20:13] just for me printed out that I can use. Wow. That's awesome. And sent to my house. Anyway,

[00:20:17] so it's about Wallace getting his penis sucked. By the door. By the door.

[00:20:27] And it's the message should be clear. Christian children do this. We want the whites and the

[00:20:33] blacks mixing and then pitting them against each other. And listen, whatever you say,

[00:20:41] you write the check, we'll say whatever you want to squeeze in something about the Uighurs.

[00:20:47] What are these? Because China's doing their own Palestine now and people should be focused

[00:20:51] on that and said, and we're pissed. Yeah, it's taken on our thing. How did they should be

[00:20:58] focused on that Palestine instead of the class, the one that nobody cares. They really are the

[00:21:05] one that doesn't exist. They're going the fuck off recently, Adam. There you have to say. Listen,

[00:21:10] I didn't get my briefing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. To be clear. I didn't get my briefing before the

[00:21:15] show. I normally get a briefing from Israel before every episode and I didn't check my email before

[00:21:21] this one. So I'm kind of lost. But I say, you know what, it's a complicated situation. It's a

[00:21:26] complicated situation. It's very complicated, really complicated. And they're dealing with

[00:21:30] somebody's phone. I saw that there were clashes. They've been having clashes tough,

[00:21:34] complex situation. And it's, you know, this this has existed for 2000 years. This isn't going away

[00:21:40] anytime soon. So true. Yeah. And there's there were clashes. Yeah, there were there were even

[00:21:48] clashes between people trying to live in the home they've been for their for generations.

[00:21:53] You saw a video of that guy. They said, lure being confronted. Yeah, that guy from Brooklyn.

[00:21:58] Yeah, big fat guy. Yeah, the fact that if I didn't steal somebody else would

[00:22:01] be like, Oh, this classic Israeli accent like a guy has clearly been there for 20 like for 10

[00:22:10] years or something. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe. Yeah, that guy. Maybe you should go back at him. Go back. What

[00:22:17] do you mean back? Back from where he came from? Went from Israel. Well, I've been there. Yeah,

[00:22:25] didn't you do you worked in like, okay, construction, you could go back and listen,

[00:22:29] if you've been somewhere, could you go back to it? You had a job like blocking ambulances and

[00:22:34] Gaza. Yeah, that was your camp. I, yes. Well, no, I drove bulldozers.

[00:22:42] Israeli bulldozers camp. I got a job on one of my dad's sites. Okay. Listen, call it nepotism.

[00:22:49] It's fine. But you accept that. You could call me one. You also had the ski wanted me to get a

[00:22:55] summer job. Okay, so put me on one of his crews, his bulldozer crews. I didn't know I just just

[00:23:01] following orders. That's right. You were just following orders. Yeah. But yeah, the podcast,

[00:23:08] the come time podcast is free Palestine official stance. That's our now suck my dick now.

[00:23:14] Thank you. Give me some dog pussy. Now back to all this. Now back to sucking my coffee. I want

[00:23:22] some dog pussy. Grommet. Look, I'm wearing my special underwear. My Mac welding underwear.

[00:23:31] Makes my penis even more delicious. Grommet Mac welding is a the official underwear of Wallace

[00:23:38] and Grommet. I love pulling my cock out of my Mac welding underwear. So my dog can suck come out of

[00:23:47] it. Oh, man. Huh? Well, I don't know if you guys know this, but when a dog they have so many

[00:24:11] anti microbes in their mouth, it's it's actually cleaner. That's how I clean my penis. So when you

[00:24:18] get your dick sucked by a dog, it's fucking sparkling clean. And then guess what? Good news

[00:24:24] because anti because fucking blue or Mac welding as a fucking line of anti microbial underwear.

[00:24:31] So you get it from your dog's mouth, which is clean as clean as can fucking be. And you put

[00:24:36] it right into the anti microbial underwear. Your dick is pristine. Like it just came out of your

[00:24:41] mom's pussy. It's it's we have from birth, by the way, I'm not insinuating you fuck your mother.

[00:24:48] One of the nicest ways to fuck a dog, by the way, is clean, clean, brother.

[00:24:53] Clean dog fuck clean. You fuck the dogs, ask her pussy first, then you put it in the mouth for a

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[00:27:36] They'd be like, yeah, they did that. I guess they're read. They said this stuff for there.

[00:27:51] And listen, I know about the Karen stuff. I don't want to make a big right. Right. But they

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[00:28:44] what I hate most about my other underwear is it's always changing size. I hate that. I prefer an

[00:28:50] underwear that is the same that bucks me in my ass. Well, you sound hot, dude. Sexually.

[00:29:01] Macwoldman is a police. Yes. I'm gay. Get him, boys. You can't get me. We're tracing you. Stay

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[00:29:38] Gavin Gasex right now? Promo could come down or come down 20. I can't remember which. All right.

[00:29:45] I have information that'll keep your ass in mouth where I can see them, sir. I have information

[00:29:50] that'll lead to the arrest. Mr. Starfrost. No, you don't. What? No, take the shot. Take the shot.

[00:30:00] Take the shot. Keep wondering to take the hat. What can I understand? It's a high. I can't hear

[00:30:06] you anymore. Yeah, I know. Yeah, turn your highs down. I thought I was trying to figure out how to

[00:30:11] do that. Oh, there you go. That one's cool. Yeah, that's cool. That's like a. It's what?

[00:30:19] It's like when he goes, Kid Rock goes getting the pit and try to love someone.

[00:30:23] Getting the pit and try to suck my dick. Yeah.

[00:30:27] Damn, that's a cool sound. We should all sound like that. You want to? I do not add it. No, please

[00:30:31] can I? Yeah. Okay. Damn. Hell yeah. We're on the phone. Kid the pit and try to love someone.

[00:30:38] What's up, everybody? What the fuck is up? This is clean, dude. I like this sound. Yeah. We should

[00:30:46] we should we should fucking switch it up from now on. Just sound like this always. Yeah. So it's

[00:30:50] like me and cyber having were old friends having a private phone call, right? And somebody's

[00:30:54] high recording and talking to himself. He's gone. Oh, yeah, that's good. There you go. So his FBI agent

[00:31:01] says, yeah, I love having a secret phone call with my best friend. Yep. Yeah. I'm the

[00:31:07] hope no one gains this. I don't know. I'm the weird. If they are listening, I hope maybe they

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[00:31:31] just reminded me I'm about to order even more underwear from my cock. That's great. Yes, it is.

[00:31:38] I really actually enjoy the way this sounds. Is this better audio or no?

[00:31:42] It's good to me. Whoa, whoa. Oh shit. That's me. Someone's recording from inside his own ass. Who's

[00:31:51] that? Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Wow. I like this. Now he gets interrupted by himself.

[00:32:01] Now he knows how annoying. Okay. If you dig a small talk with an echo,

[00:32:05] we'll keep doing the rest. Yeah, I guess we'll just keep talking. Listen, if you got that rule

[00:32:09] applies, by the way, if you dig a small talk with an echo, if you guys like, don't like the way this

[00:32:14] sounds and you want it fixed, like here, we can do this where we're just that probably sounds

[00:32:20] annoying. Oh, yeah. If you don't like the way this sounds, check out Nick is only in the

[00:32:26] let in the right here. Patreon.com slash com. That's a great way. If you want to.

[00:32:41] Stop. Oh, that's not really. Dude, that's Nick's softly. If you don't like that,

[00:32:50] you can sign up for the Patreon. Sign up for the Patreon. You piece of shit. Sign up and

[00:33:08] check it out. Where the audio sounds like this, perfectly clean every so clean. No more bullshit.

[00:33:18] Nobody's talking. My dick is fucking large. It's like, no, it is small, small.

[00:33:26] I have not got have sex. Yeah, it's back. Well, good underwear. Even better piece of pussy.

[00:33:33] He's a pussy working the fucking boards over there. Yeah.

[00:33:39] Shut up. If you dig a small, you got to talk with an echo. Yeah. We're giving a little taste of

[00:33:44] what the I hate hearing. I know love it. That's why we did it. So now you know. Now you know.

[00:33:53] No, you're very quiet. Very quiet. Which

[00:33:59] Yeah, like versatility. Guarantee, Mac world wants to be comfortable. If you don't like your

[00:34:06] first pair underwear, you can keep them and they'll still refund you. No, breastions. That's awesome.

[00:34:11] I hate breastions, but I love breasts breasts. The breast question. You're listening to the

[00:34:17] breast question podcast. Angela Lansburg, we're titties big. Yep. Next, let's discuss arena.

[00:34:23] Let's discuss. Like we found as many pictures of her from as it from her youth as possible.

[00:34:30] Everybody know murder. She wrote, but murder. She do she fuck. Murder. She sucked. Penis.

[00:34:35] She sucked. Murder. Murder. My penis, maybe. Penis. She sucked. Yeah. You know, I'm looking at some

[00:34:42] young Angela Lansbury. I would say Angela. Angela. Angela. Glansbury. And I buried my glands in

[00:34:49] her fucking. I love that. Yeah. I really like that a lot. Yeah. Yeah. You know. Yeah. Angela could

[00:34:57] get it. Marissa tome. Does she got? Do she suck dick? Marissa tome. She wanted to suck me on. Yeah.

[00:35:03] I was I the Marissa tome. Adam relaxed, dude. Can you we're having a conversation? I wish

[00:35:11] Marissa tome would give Pussy to me. So I can true if you know what I'm saying. I mean, I do. Yeah.

[00:35:20] I got read. I read you loud and clear, Hoss. Nobody can make you normal.

[00:35:26] All right. There you go. All right. Back. You're back. Nice. Too loud if you ask me. Yeah. Make

[00:35:35] me quiet. Let's give you a little girl's voice. Why? I don't sell like a girl. Whoa, that's perfect.

[00:35:41] He sounds like a girl now. Yeah. He sounds exactly. He's leaving us. I don't. Whoa, dude. That's a

[00:35:47] great effect. No, it's not. Adam, is that you? That's my four year old girl with a really small

[00:35:53] pussy. Well, of course, you know, she's got a loose pussy. No, I'm sorry. But really loose.

[00:35:57] Was the loose pussy? Yeah, she's got a huge. What? No, she just was boring.

[00:36:07] What's that? Was I? Tried a dead James? Yeah. I was going to try and just see if I could find

[00:36:13] that little ad lib from that song. Tell me. That's why for my niggas. That was nice. That's close.

[00:36:20] That's cool. Oh, the ad lib was just the head word five times. Yeah. Okay.

[00:36:30] It's a great line. What's a great. Yeah. One of my favorites. I would definitely,

[00:36:34] you know what? I would fuck Angela Lansbury and her youth. Even though she always kind of had a

[00:36:38] bit of a sweat. I'm sweating. I suck dick and I fuck guys. Yeah. This song for them gay guys.

[00:36:49] You fuck me this summer. Suck the penis. I'm sweating.

[00:36:59] Damn. This song is probably like 10 years old. Yeah. That's why. Definitely. Time just goes.

[00:37:06] Right. Angela Lansbury. It's funny how fast. Are you still looking? I'm just checking.

[00:37:11] How fast I moves until some do the podcast and then it just feels like.

[00:37:15] It's a really good photo shot. I'm an old woman with Angela Lansbury's face.

[00:37:23] You just spread that pussy and that. Yeah. She looks like she's fucking like,

[00:37:30] you know, one of those like raincoats that turns into a bag. She's like, she's,

[00:37:35] she's, she's, she's, she's taking an air mattress out.

[00:37:38] Fucking get in the air mattress ready for grandchildren. This one for my gay guys.

[00:37:49] I can paint this all night. She was kind of hot looking in one movie. I don't know what it is.

[00:37:55] 48 hours. No. Samson and Delilah. She's got a little bikini on Angela. Angela,

[00:38:04] bro. 1949. Yeah, we just won the war, dude.

[00:38:13] Time for Angela. Time for it. To show some fucking Bush.

[00:38:17] Now I'm looking at Sally Kellerman's news. Now I'm looking at Eddie Lamar.

[00:38:25] I'd love to get head Lee, get heady from Eddie Lamar.

[00:38:28] I don't want you. I want you run from 1932. Damn. She was showing titty in 1932. Who Angela

[00:38:34] is. No, no, Eddie Lamar. Let me see. Fuck you. Come on, dude. What are you

[00:38:38] talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about?

[00:38:40] Well, me and stop looking pornography. All right. First change. Watch the

[00:38:46] double feature this weekend. Watch. Shut the fuck up. What? Coming to America.

[00:38:53] Midori's new. I don't know. Is that the Royal Penis is cleanly? The Royal Penis is clean.

[00:38:58] Yeah, that's cool. That is one of the coolest things. It's ever been said in a movie.

[00:39:06] Yeah, I watched You've Got Mail. Followed up by what women want.

[00:39:11] Little ideas about you got Braille and Meg Ryan is a blind woman.

[00:39:16] And Tom Hanks is like, here eat this hot dog. Don't use your teeth. Yeah, just kind of put your

[00:39:25] lips on the hot dogs before. I don't think this is hot. It's a hot dog.

[00:39:33] That's really good. You've got Braille. You've got a great big blind woman.

[00:39:38] That would be a good take on that movie. Yeah. You've got Braille.

[00:39:46] I'm gay. I'm Tom Hanks and I'm gay. But I'm still raping this lady for some reason.

[00:39:54] Well, the movie is like, I'll say this, incredibly enjoyable. I love that movie,

[00:39:59] but morally incredibly questionable. This guy destroys her career, destroys her.

[00:40:04] You've gay sex. You've gay sex. And then you find that he finds out that his friend from online

[00:40:11] is this woman that you're gay. And then he continues. He continues to catch her for months.

[00:40:18] I said, you think goodbye. Goodbye. Mm hmm. Go ahead. Yeah. No, we're listening.

[00:40:22] He continues to catfish her for months. And then at the end of the movie, I sucked cock.

[00:40:27] You're gay. I remember AOL. Yeah. I remember that. Yeah. But what are the kinds of

[00:40:36] shit that the AOL guy said? I am gay. My dick is. I sucked dick. I sucked. You've got cock.

[00:40:48] I'm sure I find it. This is what I typed in. AOL Slates game eating.

[00:40:51] Damn. You had a meeting with AOL? No. I didn't have a meeting. Interesting.

[00:40:59] Anyway, so it's an incredibly enjoyable movie. Also, her boyfriend before she gets with Tom Hanks

[00:41:07] is Greg Keneer. He plays like a DS. You've got mail. Yeah, that was it. He plays like the

[00:41:12] DSA cuck boy. And he writes articles in the newspaper about how he's gay. Hi, I'm ill with Edward.

[00:41:18] At 22 years ago, I recorded a very well-known catchphrase for AOL. Oh, okay. I'm sucking a guy's

[00:41:26] cock. I'm Graham Elwood. And 15 years ago, I contracted HIV. Well,

[00:41:32] I'm having sex with children. I didn't know who to tell. So, I was molesting kids.

[00:41:48] On the other hand, I didn't want to die. One of them gave me AIDS, I guess.

[00:41:53] I accidentally fucked a child with AIDS. You were kind of even on that one.

[00:42:01] No, you wanted me to talk about my Tom and AOL. I thought you just meant,

[00:42:10] okay, all right. Yeah, I said the thing. It sounds like you're making fun of this guy.

[00:42:15] It's got an email. You've got mail. Welcome. It all started when my wife, Karen, who worked

[00:42:25] for Quantum Computer Services over at Steve Case, talking about adding a voice to the then-upcoming

[00:42:32] AOL software in 1989. So, she volunteered my voice. And on a cassette deck in my living room,

[00:42:39] I recorded the phrases that you've come to know, such as that way. Hey, hey, I'm on a hookup. We got

[00:42:44] a email. You've got mail. So, I went on to record, welcome. You've got mail. File's done. Goodbye.

[00:42:55] And what started off as a test has continued to this day. So, that's the story behind the catchphrase,

[00:43:01] which, well, I have a certain amount of trouble trying to escape. Hey, Elwood, no one gives a

[00:43:07] fuck about your phone. Let me guess. Do you have a new email? Goodbye. Damn, what a cool video to

[00:43:15] produce. You've got mail. You've got mail. You've shaved your ass for me. You fucked my ass. Can I

[00:43:26] see your pussy? AOL is in-house. And by pussy, I mean penis. AOL was doing comedy videos like 20

[00:43:31] years ago. I remember that. Yeah, yeah. And they would like had like Alec Baldwin and shit.

[00:43:37] I don't remember that, actually. Yeah. I knew a couple of comics that like wrote for AOL.

[00:43:41] Oh, wait. Yeah. Didn't Yannas have like a sports show on AOL or some shit?

[00:43:45] Possibly. You've sucked cock. Yeah. Oh, this is this. You've turned gay. Hold on. This is great.

[00:43:50] I've discovered this by accident, but this is one of the most depressing headlines I've ever

[00:43:55] seen in my life. Guy who voiced AOL's You've Got Mail could be your next superhero. Oh, no.

[00:44:04] Brandy Barker hopped in a new burn, got the surprise of her life. No, she didn't. When Elwood

[00:44:09] Elwood Edwards. Who the fuck would know? Elwood Edwards. Stupid name. How about Elwood Edwards?

[00:44:16] Yeah, lesbian. No.

[00:44:21] No. You're questioning the answers, no.

[00:44:27] It's his name. Okay. No overruled on that.

[00:44:32] A hypothetical. What's your name? My name is Elwood Edwards.

[00:44:43] You've got mail. You've got pussy. Oh shit. You know when he tries an Uber?

[00:44:48] He drives a new burn. He doesn't have enough money to put money into his Ridge Wallet,

[00:44:54] which he can afford. Wow. Because it's so affordable. It'd be very affordable, but not cheap.

[00:45:00] Right. Well, the best thing to be. The best thing. When things are cheap. Quality, but affordable.

[00:45:05] Quality, but affordable. Graham Elton, how funny is this in this picture? He just didn't have pants on.

[00:45:10] You have water. We've been pinching pennies here since my last job in 1995.

[00:45:20] I kind of got drunk with power after the AOL thing and started beating my wife and cheating on it.

[00:45:27] Which I did. I used to say the catchphrase into girls pussies. You've got mail.

[00:45:32] You've got gonorrhea. File done. I fucked Angela Lansbury.

[00:45:41] You got pussy from Lansbury? Yep. Yeah. The recording a test tape was accepted and since

[00:45:47] become recognizable nearly anyone who used the internet in the 90s or watched a certain

[00:45:51] Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks film. Good movie. Big penis. My dream is to have a big penis.

[00:46:01] And that would happen to me. Yeah. I want to play a piano with a big piano with my big dick.

[00:46:09] We're gonna I need surgery to make my dick big enough to play piano with it.

[00:46:18] Oh wait. I know that's the.

[00:46:21] Just stick your big dick on the piano. Just stick your big dick on the piano.

[00:46:33] Put your balls on the ivor keys.

[00:46:36] I'm a fag.

[00:46:47] What we talking about? Bridge wallet. Bridge wallet is it's a streamline credit card sized

[00:46:56] wallet that holds all your little fucking I use it personally. It holds all your little cards.

[00:47:03] Yeah. Your cards my Costco card my NRA membership my NRA membership my wildlife

[00:47:11] conservation society membership my my good guy who deserves pussy card.

[00:47:19] Yeah. Which you got. I wrong. You had gift. No. It's a real gift.

[00:47:23] No. It's a real gift. I don't you saw my real one. I donated $25.

[00:47:27] Because you saw my real one and you got jealous. I donated $25 every year to the

[00:47:30] good guy who deserves pussy foundation. Yeah. It goes to kids.

[00:47:33] When a lot of that movie goes to breast cancer for Latina socialist.

[00:47:38] They go away. It goes to breast cancer for. Yeah. Because that's how why he's a good guy.

[00:47:43] How they get the breast cancer. You're giving money to the cancer itself.

[00:47:50] For Latina. Latina. Latinx. It buys breast cancer for trans-Latina at Marxists.

[00:47:57] Mm. Who are also members of wildlife. Interesting. Yeah. Homeless ones.

[00:48:03] I see. Homeless team. It buys breast cancer. It gets them breast cancer.

[00:48:08] It gets them breast cancer. You were giving these marginalized group breast cancer.

[00:48:12] It's medicine that cures their tuberculosis but also gives them breast cancer.

[00:48:15] I see. Because a lot of people and it's mostly conservatives but they do have a point that

[00:48:20] you're not a woman if you're not getting breast cancer. That's true. If you just have

[00:48:26] but tits, what evidence are they that they're women's tits and rest? They're filled with tumors.

[00:48:32] And if you're in one of those rare cases of a man getting breast cancer, you're a lady.

[00:48:36] Up until the foundation of this charity sponsored by Ridge Wallet which is RidgeWallet.com.

[00:48:41] By their backpacks or wallets or anything. That's a lot of good stuff.

[00:48:45] That was sort of a checkmate situation directed at the the tea community. Right. I would say so.

[00:48:58] And the nice thing about Ridge Wallet. It's a checkmate situation like Nick said and you can

[00:49:03] actually play chess while you have a Ridge Wallet. Ridge Wallet is the only wallet that you can play

[00:49:09] chess with. You can put it on the other side of your pocket. They actually got N-word

[00:49:15] L-word to record. Is that the same guy? It's the same guy. I see. N-word F-word is the voice actor

[00:49:22] who recorded the Ridge Wallet. You put it on the other side of a chess board. It'll detect.

[00:49:27] And it'll say E5 to N1. Right. And it'll make the moves. So you move the thing, hit the clock,

[00:49:34] and it says N-I to GG. Well, that's not how chess boards work. You had it right the first time

[00:49:41] where it's a letter, a number, and a letter T-R. No, no, no, no, no. This never two letters together.

[00:49:53] A letter and a number. The chess feature is in beta. And so they're figuring that out. But I'm

[00:49:59] telling you, I'm really excited about some of the new stuff they got going on a Ridge Wallet.

[00:50:03] Right. Such as N-word F-word's chess feature.

[00:50:06] So the wall, I'm sorry, just to clear this up. You put your wallet on the table next to the chess

[00:50:14] set. And it will just sense where the pieces are going. Yes. There's a camera in it. And the camera

[00:50:23] actually, the wallet actually has a micro-cap. It has a little speaker. It's always listening.

[00:50:27] And all of every, it records everything you say and do. And it sends it to a central computer that

[00:50:33] parses out anything that's non-essential. And then when it thinks you might be getting ready to play

[00:50:38] chess, it puts a chess master online who analyzes what's going on and re-lays it through pre-recorded

[00:50:46] and word F-word soundbites. Interesting. Of all the different rules. So there's a chess master

[00:50:52] listening into your conversation. Yes. And I guess pressing a sound board with L, what's his name?

[00:50:58] And L-word F-word. Wow. That's awesome. And all of that and it's still very affordable. Nice.

[00:51:08] Yeah. And it's still, by the way, keeps all your cards. You know what I'm saying? Your money.

[00:51:15] And it's slimmer. You can use the shit on the back. There'd be some kind of strap or money clip.

[00:51:22] Which is great. I don't know. I just use a money clip. Money clip guy myself.

[00:51:26] I never do. I don't know what the straps for to be honest with you.

[00:51:31] They got a little something good. They got a cavity.

[00:51:34] Put the SD card after we do the show and that.

[00:51:36] Yeah.

[00:51:37] Comes over to the office with it. Ridge wallet if you use promo code. I actually,

[00:51:41] they have a promo code. I say that all the time. And I don't think I think so.

[00:51:45] Come town or come town 20. I'm going to guess they do.

[00:51:48] It gets you something. But Ridge wallet is definitely.

[00:51:51] There's some good guys over there at the wall at the Ridge.

[00:51:53] Big fan of the Ridge wallet. I can't wait to try out my duffel bag, which is mine.

[00:51:57] And we have decided as a group. I deserve.

[00:51:59] I already gave it. Well, who did you give it to?

[00:52:02] To Latina. So it's fresh.

[00:52:04] No, it's I guarantee you it's in your little fucking weird half office.

[00:52:08] No, it's filled with with radioactive material.

[00:52:12] No, it's not. I said, I want you to hold this close. Like it was the breast of your indigenous.

[00:52:17] Why would you do that?

[00:52:18] To give them breast cancer of Gaia. It's the spirit of Gaia. That's rude, dude.

[00:52:23] What to give Latinx women breast cancer.

[00:52:27] It's a charity to give Latinx Wicksman breast cancer. It's a charity.

[00:52:36] Let me see here. I'm going to add to cart a leather key chain.

[00:52:41] I'm going to check out and I'm going to use code.

[00:52:49] Come Town.

[00:52:50] It's come Town at Ridge wallet.com.

[00:52:55] And it appears it did do something.

[00:52:58] Oh, it did. Oh, it stops on fridge wallet.

[00:53:00] I'm not on fridge wallet.

[00:53:02] Which is not a sponsor.

[00:53:04] It's actually a wallet that looks like an ice cream bar.

[00:53:06] Do you eat it?

[00:53:07] Yes.

[00:53:08] So it's an ice cream bar?

[00:53:09] Oh, damn. I'm getting an ice cream sandwich immediately after this.

[00:53:13] That sounds awesome.

[00:53:14] And by drinking a crate and then thinking about an ice cream sandwich

[00:53:20] and then maybe throwing up on myself a little bit.

[00:53:22] Sounds awesome.

[00:53:23] Ladies.

[00:53:24] Ladies, you want to come lick the ball?

[00:53:25] Ladies, if you weren't already intrigued by all that talk of giving women breast cancer.

[00:53:31] Maybe you want to suck my puke-covered balls.

[00:53:34] Maybe you'd like to just sit here while I fall asleep or watching King of the Hill in my own

[00:53:40] bottle.

[00:53:40] Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, like I'm a fucking fucking balls and dig.

[00:53:44] Every 20 minutes I'll offer you a rice cake.

[00:53:48] Yeah, because girls like to keep it light with their snacks.

[00:53:51] Some of them are very good.

[00:53:52] The peanut butter flavor.

[00:53:53] Caramel?

[00:53:54] You ever have a caramel rice cake?

[00:53:56] The Adam is no.

[00:53:58] I know about rice.

[00:53:59] No, you don't.

[00:54:00] Because the only time you get the bullshit plain rice cake,

[00:54:03] Yeah, but you can put stuff on it.

[00:54:04] No, get the fuck out of here.

[00:54:08] That sucks.

[00:54:10] You know what is really the movie theater popcorn on?

[00:54:14] What's that one?

[00:54:14] It just tastes like popcorn.

[00:54:15] I never had that one.

[00:54:16] Yeah, it's pretty good.

[00:54:17] I'm interested.

[00:54:18] That was a total fat kid move too.

[00:54:21] Get those.

[00:54:22] Get those.

[00:54:23] It's healthy, Mom.

[00:54:25] I need it.

[00:54:26] Bitch.

[00:54:26] You bitch, Mom.

[00:54:27] Fucking bitch.

[00:54:28] I need it.

[00:54:30] I need it because it's healthy.

[00:54:31] And you want me to be fat forever, you fucking bitch.

[00:54:34] I used to fuck my stomach up with the little ones in the bag.

[00:54:37] Yeah, I remember those.

[00:54:38] I remember the sour cream.

[00:54:39] Yeah, those are awesome.

[00:54:41] Those are awesome.

[00:54:42] Just pop them in.

[00:54:44] Mm-hmm.

[00:54:46] Yeah, I literally remember the first time I ever had them.

[00:54:52] Mm-hmm.

[00:54:52] Yeah.

[00:54:53] Being like, yep, this is going to turn it around for me.

[00:54:56] Yeah, these are healthy.

[00:54:57] No, not even they're healthy.

[00:54:58] I'm like, these are so good.

[00:54:59] Yeah, I remember being like, this is

[00:55:01] a little bit, but because.

[00:55:02] I was probably like 11 or 12.

[00:55:04] Mm-hmm.

[00:55:05] Yeah.

[00:55:05] I remember sitting in my room just eating fucking chips,

[00:55:08] being like, put a great night.

[00:55:10] Mm-hmm.

[00:55:13] I'll still fuck with those every once in a while.

[00:55:15] And in my head, they still feel healthier than potato chips.

[00:55:18] And check them out at Ridge Wallet.

[00:55:19] Go to Ridge Wallet.

[00:55:20] I'll come and get you some.

[00:55:21] You just probably get some kind of baggage.

[00:55:23] And then pop chips.

[00:55:24] Let's not forget about those.

[00:55:25] Pop chips.

[00:55:26] Pop chips.

[00:55:26] The spiritual success.

[00:55:27] It's a little new.

[00:55:28] It's a little new.

[00:55:29] It's a little crisp beer.

[00:55:31] It's a little crisp beer.

[00:55:32] It's a little crisp beer.

[00:55:33] It's a little crisp beer.

[00:55:34] You see the video that guy in New Orleans confronting that white lady inside?

[00:55:37] They have a block party?

[00:55:38] No.

[00:55:39] You showed it to us.

[00:55:40] One of the best videos.

[00:55:41] Did you show this on the show last week?

[00:55:43] No, no, no, no.

[00:55:44] This is new.

[00:55:45] Are you sure?

[00:55:46] Yeah.

[00:55:46] I sent it to the thread.

[00:55:47] Oh, OK.

[00:55:48] Oh.

[00:55:49] I don't remember anymore, dude.

[00:55:50] What did he say to her?

[00:55:51] Well, like, they block off the street they live in New Orleans.

[00:55:56] Yeah.

[00:55:56] They don't have a permanent or anything.

[00:55:58] That's rude.

[00:55:59] There's an older colorful gentleman who, I guess, lives there his whole life.

[00:56:04] And this white lady comes up.

[00:56:05] She's like, we got margaritas.

[00:56:07] And like, just, you know, like being like, do you maybe do you want to come inside for

[00:56:11] a second?

[00:56:12] We can give you drunk and give you drugs.

[00:56:14] We have fried chicken.

[00:56:16] You know?

[00:56:18] He's like, why the fuck is the street blocked off?

[00:56:20] Yeah.

[00:56:22] And then it's a public street.

[00:56:23] Yeah, he's just going.

[00:56:24] He goes through the block party in mogs every one of them.

[00:56:26] And it gets even better.

[00:56:28] At one point, like, these two white guys come up and they're dressed like Native Americans.

[00:56:33] They're like, we can record you, too, pal.

[00:56:36] Wait, can you put it on?

[00:56:39] Yeah, sure.

[00:56:39] You put it on here?

[00:56:42] I watched the Tiger Woods documentary.

[00:56:45] I watched it.

[00:56:46] I watched it a couple of months ago.

[00:56:48] Yeah, it's great.

[00:56:49] Dude.

[00:56:49] I'm going to raise my boy like that.

[00:56:51] It turns out I'm going to be getting pussy in front of my son.

[00:56:54] Didn't he just, like, Earl?

[00:56:55] Like, he got fucked up again.

[00:56:57] Yeah, he got in a car.

[00:56:58] Every six months, that guy's like, yeah.

[00:57:00] But I think he fell asleep at the wheel this time.

[00:57:02] He was wasted?

[00:57:03] No, I think it wasn't a D-wise time.

[00:57:05] He just fell asleep at the wheel.

[00:57:06] I like that he likes to train with the troops, too.

[00:57:09] Yeah.

[00:57:10] He's got his mind right.

[00:57:11] Yeah, but so this video is great because it's like 15 minutes of him berating.

[00:57:15] I don't want any margaritas.

[00:57:18] I don't want any tacos.

[00:57:19] What I want is I want to be considered.

[00:57:22] Where are you from?

[00:57:23] How long you been here?

[00:57:26] Or you can just come shut my fucking street down and don't tell me you're having a party

[00:57:30] or nothing?

[00:57:31] He gave me my home and I would love you.

[00:57:33] Where are you from?

[00:57:34] This street ain't street go home.

[00:57:35] Where are you from?

[00:57:36] I'm from here.

[00:57:37] You're not from this street.

[00:57:38] I live in my great-grandmother's house.

[00:57:40] You're a fucking lie.

[00:57:41] Where are you really from?

[00:57:43] Now you're running.

[00:57:44] You want to talk to me?

[00:57:45] Talk to me.

[00:57:46] Where are you from?

[00:57:47] I'm trying to hang out with you.

[00:57:48] Where are you from?

[00:57:49] I'm trying to hang out with you.

[00:57:50] I'm trying to get if you come hang out with me.

[00:57:51] Where are you from?

[00:57:52] Tell me that.

[00:57:53] You don't want to hang out with me.

[00:57:54] You don't want to answer them.

[00:57:55] You weren't raised here.

[00:57:56] I was raised there.

[00:57:57] I know you weren't raised here.

[00:58:00] Be real with me if you really want to hang with me.

[00:58:02] Where are you from?

[00:58:03] I can't talk.

[00:58:04] Okay, thank you.

[00:58:07] Thank you.

[00:58:08] Now we can begin a basis of communication.

[00:58:10] I don't know where it will go, but I'll calm down now.

[00:58:13] But you don't come like you wanted to be.

[00:58:16] See?

[00:58:17] I came.

[00:58:18] I walked.

[00:58:19] You came on a false premise.

[00:58:20] You're from here.

[00:58:21] I had to break you down from that.

[00:58:22] I walked off.

[00:58:23] But you're really from Arkansas.

[00:58:24] Why weren't we notified you were going to shut our street down?

[00:58:27] I pay more property tax than anybody here.

[00:58:30] I can't get through here.

[00:58:31] It's a one way, sweetie.

[00:58:33] Go around, sir.

[00:58:34] Yeah, that's yeah.

[00:58:35] I know you're fucking sentiment.

[00:58:37] Bitch.

[00:58:38] Let's get straight to it, ho.

[00:58:43] Let's get straight to it, ho.

[00:58:46] I don't have no parties where I block the street, ho.

[00:58:49] What you talking about?

[00:58:50] The fuck out my face.

[00:58:52] I can get there to the bench, a party where I block the street, ho.

[00:58:57] substantiate that, ho.

[00:58:59] substantiate that, ho.

[00:59:00] I know you want to other stuff.

[00:59:02] substantiate that, ho.

[00:59:03] You're fucking filthy, ho.

[00:59:05] substantiate that, ho.

[00:59:07] We can help by fucking not creating the gentrification.

[00:59:11] Bitch, come over there and tell me we come to hang with you.

[00:59:14] I said, well, where you from?

[00:59:15] I'm from here.

[00:59:16] No, you're not.

[00:59:17] I live there fucking my whole life.

[00:59:19] She from Arkansas.

[00:59:20] You came over here to patronize me, bitch.

[00:59:23] I carry a gun everywhere I go.

[00:59:25] I have a shit number two in my life.

[00:59:27] I have a shit number four in the whole time since I've seen you, bitch.

[00:59:30] So don't try not to miss me.

[00:59:32] And call that I ain't the bitch.

[00:59:34] Just now was the command of this guy.

[00:59:36] Oh, God.

[00:59:37] That I've been calling.

[00:59:38] I don't need to be nice.

[00:59:39] Oh, we at wall.

[00:59:40] We at wall, bitch.

[00:59:42] You just told me that how you came, ho.

[00:59:44] I ain't fucking stupid.

[00:59:47] I ain't fucking stupid.

[00:59:49] Oh, man, look, look, look, look, this is my fucking neighborhood.

[01:00:03] What happened?

[01:00:04] Is there a resolution of any kind?

[01:00:07] Check that out.

[01:00:08] I mean, this is this is 255 into an eight minute long.

[01:00:11] Jesus Christ keeps getting better and better.

[01:00:13] Good guy.

[01:00:14] And there's a special little treat.

[01:00:15] A woman at the beginning, at one point, she pulls her ass out.

[01:00:19] Oh, it's not a disrespect.

[01:00:20] And you can pause it and masturbate to that part.

[01:00:23] Wow.

[01:00:24] It's got it all.

[01:00:25] It's like you're enjoying it.

[01:00:26] And then there's a little something for your dick.

[01:00:28] Call it for your dick as well, which is a balanced piece of media.

[01:00:33] It's like, right.

[01:00:34] Something for the mind, something for the dick.

[01:00:37] The mind, the heart, and the cock.

[01:00:39] Yeah, the only thing would be better if this already fucked a dog.

[01:00:42] That would be cool.

[01:00:44] Yeah.

[01:00:45] That's you by DreamWorks and by DreamWorks.

[01:00:47] Yeah.

[01:00:48] Jeffrey Katzenberg presents.

[01:00:49] Check her.

[01:00:50] We want to know why the fuck they black the street and they tell us.

[01:00:55] This is old bitch that comes by at one point.

[01:00:58] Oh, here she is.

[01:00:59] Yeah.

[01:01:00] Did you see it?

[01:01:01] Nope.

[01:01:02] Yeah.

[01:01:03] She's kind of a nice guy.

[01:01:04] She does.

[01:01:05] That's what I'm saying.

[01:01:06] You could beat off them.

[01:01:07] Yeah, she's pretty hot.

[01:01:08] I'm trying to find the part where the old bitch comes up.

[01:01:13] You're harking, saw bitch.

[01:01:15] Move your shit off and you're going to get sighted.

[01:01:20] You ain't fucking my elderly neighbors are calling me something about they can't get

[01:01:23] through.

[01:01:24] So fuck y'all.

[01:01:25] Look at this whole.

[01:01:27] Yeah, we know what you was from the jump, bitch.

[01:01:32] We know what you was from the jump you fought.

[01:01:35] They really did have an official.

[01:01:38] Fuck you, bitch.

[01:01:39] Fuck you, bitch.

[01:01:40] Your privilege is extinct here, ho.

[01:01:42] Get the fuck, bitch.

[01:01:44] Get the fuck, ho.

[01:01:47] We actually use shit, bitch.

[01:01:49] I would have thought he did.

[01:01:52] We got to ask you to move on our fucking street.

[01:01:54] You old tri-flip fucking, ho.

[01:01:57] He's on a fucking, fucking, he's on a, a hit street dude.

[01:02:03] Yeah.

[01:02:04] He's on the ball.

[01:02:05] He's got the multiplier.

[01:02:06] Plantation Miss Daisy, ho.

[01:02:07] Yeah.

[01:02:08] Plantation Daisy, ho.

[01:02:09] Fuck you.

[01:02:10] And your momma, baby.

[01:02:13] Fuck you and your mommy.

[01:02:15] It's so good.

[01:02:18] Wow.

[01:02:19] He was going the fuck off.

[01:02:21] He's got a guy over there.

[01:02:22] And I'm glad that he's just open carrying the entire.

[01:02:25] Yeah.

[01:02:26] Carry on everywhere.

[01:02:27] I go.

[01:02:28] Why do you have a gun?

[01:02:31] Fuck a second, man, bitch.

[01:02:34] That guy was awesome.

[01:02:37] They really did have an official like block the street set up too.

[01:02:42] They had the cones and the fucking whole thing.

[01:02:45] Yeah, that is rude.

[01:02:47] It's a one way street.

[01:02:49] Mm hmm.

[01:02:50] Good for him.

[01:02:51] I was not a one way street is Adam's asshole.

[01:02:54] No, that's not true.

[01:02:55] It's true.

[01:02:56] You can shit out of it.

[01:02:57] You can come into it.

[01:02:58] Yeah.

[01:02:59] It's only poo comes out of it.

[01:03:00] No fingers?

[01:03:01] No.

[01:03:02] But I did get a procedure done recently too.

[01:03:05] Which I got a little lightning.

[01:03:08] I had to get it sewn up a little bit.

[01:03:10] Got something called the husband stick.

[01:03:12] I don't know why I called it that.

[01:03:15] They got a real tight for me.

[01:03:17] That would be awesome.

[01:03:20] Yeah.

[01:03:21] Do they really make pussy tighter?

[01:03:23] I don't know.

[01:03:24] That's what they say.

[01:03:25] I feel like you could if you applied enough heat to the outside and put like a nice.

[01:03:33] Yeah.

[01:03:35] Well, women are devices.

[01:03:37] Sure.

[01:03:38] I've downgraded them from objects.

[01:03:40] They're not devices today.

[01:03:44] To be upgraded every year.

[01:03:46] Traded in for the one.

[01:03:49] Do you get their pussy but tightened?

[01:03:51] Yeah.

[01:03:52] I'm trying to get the bitch 12 S.

[01:03:54] Better have face ID.

[01:04:00] You better recognize me.

[01:04:03] Oh, fuck.

[01:04:04] You say that?

[01:04:06] Recognize.

[01:04:07] Recognize.

[01:04:08] Yeah.

[01:04:09] That's got to come back.

[01:04:12] Oh, yeah.

[01:04:13] Absolutely.

[01:04:14] You can also ask to come back.

[01:04:16] Chocolate goldfish.

[01:04:18] I never had them.

[01:04:20] Yeah.

[01:04:21] Wait, the cheesy goldfish that are chocolate.

[01:04:24] Fuck you.

[01:04:25] Sorry.

[01:04:26] I never had it.

[01:04:27] Sorry.

[01:04:28] Sorry.

[01:04:29] Shut the fuck up.

[01:04:31] All right.

[01:04:33] I'll kill that.

[01:04:34] Fuck you.

[01:04:35] Fuck off.

[01:04:37] Yeah, I know.

[01:04:39] Fuck you.

[01:04:40] Fuck you.

[01:04:41] Fuck you.

[01:04:42] You don't run the 7-word hole.

[01:04:44] You better get back to Kinner.

[01:04:46] Wherever you're from, bitch.

[01:04:48] You never heard the block party you assholes.

[01:04:50] I know they got laws and rules, bitch.

[01:04:53] Laws and rules, bitch.

[01:04:55] Laws and rules, ho.

[01:04:56] I'm sure you did.

[01:04:57] Laws and rules, ho.

[01:04:58] It's funny.

[01:04:59] All the white people in New Orleans look like guess who characters.

[01:05:03] If I block the street by your house, they have a black block party.

[01:05:08] You the call upon these two, bitch.

[01:05:10] Fuck you, ho.

[01:05:12] Fuck you.

[01:05:13] I know, bitch.

[01:05:14] Yeah.

[01:05:15] This guy.

[01:05:16] Yeah.

[01:05:17] This is like that.

[01:05:18] That guy's awesome, dude.

[01:05:19] I'll show you polka harness, bitch.

[01:05:21] Oh, shut up.

[01:05:22] Yeah, I know.

[01:05:23] I am at home, bitch.

[01:05:25] That's my point.

[01:05:26] I am at home.

[01:05:28] I am at fucking home.

[01:05:32] No, not until this whole get a ticket.

[01:05:36] Get it.

[01:05:41] You got video.

[01:05:42] I got video too.

[01:05:45] Oh, I'm like.

[01:05:47] Great video.

[01:05:48] Great vid.

[01:05:49] That and the.

[01:05:50] I mean, it's going to be that that's an all time or the where you come in.

[01:05:55] Where you coming from?

[01:05:57] I was coming from the studio.

[01:05:59] I do a podcast.

[01:06:00] Yeah.

[01:06:01] Yeah.

[01:06:02] And then the door shutting salute as she's crying as she's crying.

[01:06:06] That's a classic piece of being loaded into a car.

[01:06:09] Walk.

[01:06:10] Yeah.

[01:06:11] Yeah.

[01:06:12] Powerful cultural moment.

[01:06:14] For podcasters.

[01:06:15] For sure.

[01:06:16] Podcasters.

[01:06:17] If you want to check out other powerful cultural moments.

[01:06:19] Go to patreon.com.

[01:06:21] Go to stop with that.

[01:06:26] Probably going to have a couple shirts up there pretty soon.

[01:06:28] Probably going to have a couple tour dates up there pretty soon.

[01:06:30] That's right.

[01:06:31] We got funny moms.

[01:06:33] The link should be up.

[01:06:35] At the end of the month.

[01:06:37] I'm going to be doing a couple more.

[01:06:39] I will also be doing a couple more warm up headlining sets in New York.

[01:06:42] I think I'm going to do one at the.

[01:06:44] But the slipper room.

[01:06:46] Where's the slipper room again?

[01:06:48] It's on the lower side.

[01:06:50] Yeah.

[01:06:51] What's on the what's the date?

[01:06:52] It's the 24th.

[01:06:53] The first first flame.

[01:06:55] I believe so.

[01:06:56] We will have that up by the time this comes.

[01:06:58] Okay.

[01:06:59] And you're going to want to get a ticket because it's going to be reduced.

[01:07:02] It's reduced capacity.

[01:07:04] You're going to want to get your tickets online.

[01:07:06] Get them shits online.

[01:07:07] There is no one you can't you cannot actually get them.

[01:07:10] In person anymore.

[01:07:12] Yeah.

[01:07:13] For COVID.

[01:07:14] I used to say get them online.

[01:07:15] There would be a couple at the door.

[01:07:16] But until until we open up wider wide open.

[01:07:21] Like like Chris Cuomo's ass cheeks.

[01:07:24] Yeah.

[01:07:25] You have to get them online.

[01:07:26] So that'll be a fun one.

[01:07:28] Welcome.

[01:07:29] Good bye.

[01:07:30] Good bye.

[01:07:31] My dick sucks.

[01:07:33] My dick is small.

[01:07:34] My dick sucks.

[01:07:35] I'm gay.

[01:07:37] Uh, Meg.

[01:07:39] Files done.

[01:07:41] My dick is done.

[01:07:43] The clock's done.