[00:00:00] Well sir, well sir, you may you may know this is a show

[00:00:08] This is a show about nothing

[00:00:10] This man doesn't even have his fucking

[00:00:13] Look at this fucking guy

[00:00:15] Adam's watch is on his phone where the show has started motherfucker

[00:00:22] No headphones

[00:00:24] Come on dude, how little fucking professionalism

[00:00:27] I'm sorry Adam Adam does pro-bethanalism

[00:00:32] Reacts like a prostitute named Beth

[00:00:36] Pro-bethanalism pro-bethanal I would fuck a prostitute named Beth Adam. Hey, what a moe

[00:00:43] I've been drinking him a pro-bethazine pro-bethazine

[00:00:47] There you have it

[00:00:49] It was the AC room

[00:00:51] These fire hook crackers are

[00:00:54] Shout out to the fire hurt corporation

[00:00:56] I like the rose man

[00:00:58] You put them somewhere because if I have one I'm gone. It's done. They're addicting

[00:01:02] They're addicting. They're bullshit. I mean, this is what they were eating

[00:01:05] You know back in the jute jute and jute in times

[00:01:08] Mm-hmm

[00:01:10] Back in the days of King Solomon where you couldn't have eleventh bread the kings of Leon

[00:01:14] The original Jewish

[00:01:16] And I want to suck dick

[00:01:18] Mm-hmm

[00:01:19] Because I'm gay

[00:01:21] They're the Jewish kings

[00:01:23] And will you please fuck me?

[00:01:25] Solomon

[00:01:26] Solomon David

[00:01:27] Ahhh

[00:01:29] Cedric the N-word sir

[00:01:31] I'm gay and I'm Jewish

[00:01:34] Bernie

[00:01:36] Mato

[00:01:38] Bernie Mato

[00:01:40] Bernie Mato

[00:01:42] Why was the Mac?

[00:01:43] Freddie Mac and Fanny

[00:01:45] Freddie Mac and Fanny Mays sounded like a black couple from like 1971

[00:01:48] Yeah, that's who it is

[00:01:50] That's who it is

[00:01:52] The Jefferson

[00:01:53] Yeah, Freddie Mac, Fanny Mays

[00:01:55] Yeah, Fanny Mays

[00:01:56] Don't you fuck with me Freddie Mac?

[00:01:58] Oh Freddie Mac

[00:01:59] No, it sounds like what it sounds like is like

[00:02:01] Like it was like the name of two popular blackface characters

[00:02:05] Mm-hmm

[00:02:06] You know, in the days of

[00:02:08] Like not Al Jolson, but

[00:02:10] The Borschbell totally

[00:02:12] The days of Thunder

[00:02:13] The days of Thunder

[00:02:14] Never saw that one

[00:02:16] Yeah, you know, a lot of people

[00:02:18] You know, a lot of Jews

[00:02:20] Yeah

[00:02:21] It's stuff being a Jew these days

[00:02:23] Absolutely

[00:02:24] The anti-Semitism, but a lot of Jews are like, hey, we invented

[00:02:26] You know, psychotherapy and socialism

[00:02:29] But we're not, we don't often

[00:02:31] Publicize the fact we also invented blackface

[00:02:34] You didn't invent it, you stole it

[00:02:36] What do you mean we stole it? No, we

[00:02:38] From the south, from the south

[00:02:40] We popularized, I mean we stole it from black people's faces

[00:02:43] But we popularized it

[00:02:44] First of all, that's very problematic

[00:02:46] Of you to say

[00:02:47] Catskill Mountains

[00:02:48] Yeah

[00:02:49] In the Borschbell

[00:02:50] Just a bunch of Jews laughing

[00:02:51] And a guy with shoe polish on his face

[00:02:53] Mm-hmm

[00:02:54] Doing song and dance

[00:02:55] You know, that was one of our great inventions

[00:02:58] We should get cabins in the Catskills

[00:03:00] It would be nice

[00:03:02] Mm-hmm

[00:03:03] We should all, um, we should get ourselves genetically modified

[00:03:05] To look like, uh, like dogs and cats

[00:03:08] I don't want to do that

[00:03:10] I don't want to do that

[00:03:11] Yeah, maybe one of them

[00:03:13] Yeah, I wonder which one of us

[00:03:15] Could be any of us

[00:03:16] Could be any of us

[00:03:17] Because all of these are fantastical ideas

[00:03:19] And none of us really look like any of those in

[00:03:21] Would be a good pick

[00:03:23] I don't want to be a pick

[00:03:24] What if you replace your feet and hands and

[00:03:20] I don't want to

[00:03:27] I don't want hooves

[00:03:28] What if you had, what if you just had hooves?

[00:03:30] I don't have them

[00:03:31] Yeah, but what if you already did?

[00:03:33] Yeah, you would look like a

[00:03:34] I'm not entertaining

[00:03:35] We're not talking about

[00:03:36] You would look like a

[00:03:37] Sprite Lee

[00:03:38] Like Pan

[00:03:39] Like, uh, one of those Greek

[00:03:41] With the goat's legs

[00:03:42] You'd have to hold the microphone like this

[00:03:44] Mm-hmm

[00:03:46] You wouldn't get me a fucking stand

[00:03:48] You don't have to hold it

[00:03:50] Yeah, but you would have gone to your whole life

[00:03:52] Using your little pig paws to

[00:03:54] Navigate the world

[00:03:55] I don't have them

[00:03:57] Mm-hmm

[00:03:58] What if you guys had that?

[00:03:59] Ever think of that?

[00:04:00] No, but think about it

[00:04:01] Stop for us

[00:04:02] Okay, what if we're just

[00:04:04] You'd have to put an eye on the

[00:03:42] You'd have to hold the microphone like this

[00:03:44] Mm-hmm

[00:03:46] You wouldn't get me a fucking stand

[00:03:48] You don't have to hold it

[00:03:50] Yeah, but you would have gone to your whole life

[00:03:52] Using your little pig paws

[00:03:54] To navigate the world

[00:03:55] I don't have them

[00:03:57] Mm-hmm

[00:03:58] What if you guys had that?

[00:03:59] Ever think of that?

[00:04:00] No, but think about it

[00:04:01] Stop for us

[00:04:02] Okay, what if we're just

[00:04:04] You'd have to put an eye on the

[00:04:05] You'd have to snout

[00:04:06] No

[00:04:07] You'd have to snout

[00:04:08] You'd have to snout

[00:04:09] Snouting down on a

[00:04:10] Clit, on a clit

[00:04:12] That sounds pretty good

[00:04:13] Honestly, I think

[00:04:14] The wrinkling my nose

[00:04:15] And tickling the clit with my snout

[00:04:17] Exactly

[00:04:18] But visually, I don't think

[00:04:20] I would want a snout

[00:04:21] Yeah, I don't know

[00:04:23] I'll tickle the clit with my

[00:04:24] Current nose, I don't have

[00:04:25] An issue with that

[00:04:26] Just getting in there

[00:04:27] Going to do the side to side move

[00:04:30] Oh yeah, the

[00:04:32] Humminer, Humminer, Humminer

[00:04:34] We don't have to put truffles in

[00:04:35] There are pussies

[00:04:36] I don't need to snore

[00:04:37] I don't need to find

[00:04:38] That's in a scenario where you

[00:04:40] Have to trick a pig into eating

[00:04:41] Pussy by putting a truffle in

[00:04:43] There so we just snout it out

[00:04:45] You know, even if I had hooves

[00:04:47] You wouldn't have to fucking

[00:04:48] convince me to eat pussy

[00:04:50] Yeah, and here's my question

[00:04:52] Would women want to fuck me with

[00:04:55] Hooves?

[00:04:56] Well, your dick wouldn't be a

[00:04:57] Hooves

[00:04:58] But you know, I'd be a

[00:05:00] It'd be a freak show

[00:05:01] It'd be kind of like a spiraling

[00:05:02] Is this in a world where some

[00:05:03] People have hooves?

[00:05:04] Or am I the one guy?

[00:05:06] No, the one guy

[00:05:07] No, it's in a world where people

[00:05:09] Can be half man

[00:05:10] See, I would be some

[00:05:11] Yeah, I would be some

[00:05:12] Probably some kind of

[00:05:13] Oh, I see

[00:05:14] I'd be like a flamingo

[00:05:15] I see how we back to win this

[00:05:17] I'm like a flamingo guy

[00:05:19] That's what you mean

[00:05:21] That's what you mean

[00:05:22] You'd stand on one foot?

[00:05:23] Yeah

[00:05:24] I'd stand on one foot, the other one up

[00:05:26] But I have a long beak

[00:05:27] And you'd be having a snack

[00:05:29] And I'd use my extended

[00:05:31] I'd be pissed off

[00:05:33] You took my snack

[00:05:34] I'd get some of the snack

[00:05:35] I would be really pissed off

[00:05:36] Yeah, well then I would

[00:05:38] Gracefully fly away

[00:05:39] With my E-Grit friends

[00:05:41] Now the E-Grits wouldn't fuck with you

[00:05:43] Yeah, they would

[00:05:44] Your little gas flamingo ass?

[00:05:46] They would fuck with me

[00:05:47] No, they would fuck with me

[00:05:48] They would fuck, they would get

[00:05:49] Sucked off by you

[00:05:50] They would respect that I was pink

[00:05:51] No, they wouldn't

[00:05:52] They would use you as a little pussy

[00:05:54] You know what you would be used as?

[00:05:56] An even bigger pussy

[00:05:57] No, no E-Grit would fuck me, dude

[00:05:59] Cause I'm basically a man with hooves

[00:06:01] So I'll just punch them in their fucking

[00:06:03] Stupid bird head

[00:06:04] Well, I'm also a man with

[00:06:05] Yeah, but they could fly away

[00:06:07] You're just a man with long ass legs

[00:06:09] Long skinny legs

[00:06:10] And then I turn pink when I have seafood

[00:06:12] Is that why they become pink?

[00:06:15] Yeah, cause they each shrimp

[00:06:17] They each shrimp and they turn pink

[00:06:19] Interesting

[00:06:20] So if they had a different

[00:06:21] What if they had like

[00:06:23] Blueberry Fago

[00:06:25] They turn blue

[00:06:26] We should make Jugalo flamingos

[00:06:28] You're a Jugalo flamingos, babe

[00:06:30] That would be awesome

[00:06:32] Is it the gathering right now?

[00:06:33] Is that right?

[00:06:34] I don't think so

[00:06:35] How about the blathering of the Jugalo's

[00:06:37] Oh my god, talk more

[00:06:38] Tell me about it

[00:06:39] They won't shut up about the DSA

[00:06:42] I bet you getting pussy from a Jugalo would be awesome

[00:06:45] A Jugaloette

[00:06:46] A Jugaloette

[00:06:47] Or a Jugalo, you want to get a pussy from a guy, dude?

[00:06:49] I guess if he's cute enough

[00:06:51] I watched somebody went to the gathering of the Jugalo

[00:06:53] And did a video

[00:06:55] And you know, even though there was something

[00:06:58] Very dirty about a lot of them

[00:07:00] Yeah, that would have fucked them

[00:07:02] Put them through a car wash

[00:07:05] Put them through a car wash

[00:07:06] With their pussy out

[00:07:07] Pussy first

[00:07:09] Pussy put them in a car wash

[00:07:11] Pussy first

[00:07:12] And I'm in, I'm fucking some of the Jugaloettes

[00:07:14] I saw

[00:07:15] Wonder what the hottest Jugaloette looks like

[00:07:16] I bet you there is a couple smoking Jugaloettes

[00:07:20] And if you're out there

[00:07:22] If you're listening to this

[00:07:23] And you want a second man

[00:07:24] Who doesn't have hooves in his cock

[00:07:26] Well he does

[00:07:27] I'm on a website called

[00:07:28] World Sexy's Jugaloette

[00:07:29] Imagine Stav on stage

[00:07:30] And he's got the

[00:07:32] Gathering of the Jugaloos

[00:07:34] And he's holding the mic like this

[00:07:36] He's using his shoes

[00:07:38] You describe it for the people

[00:07:40] I gotta say these girls aren't too sexy to me

[00:07:42] It's not, it's how insane they are

[00:07:44] They're crazy

[00:07:46] And how they go, they go buck wild on a cock

[00:07:49] Is my inclination

[00:07:51] Yeah, they'd go

[00:07:52] Like whoop whoop all over here

[00:07:53] They'd whoop whoop whoop

[00:07:54] I would love to get them

[00:07:56] I'd think whoop whoop

[00:07:57] And how about Jugaloos

[00:07:59] And they're black people

[00:08:01] They're like clown-possed

[00:08:03] No

[00:08:05] No

[00:08:07] No

[00:08:10] No, nice try

[00:08:12] We're trying to look at hot Jugaloos

[00:08:14] You think you're going to sneak that one in there

[00:08:16] No, you're both on your phone

[00:08:18] No, you're trying to find hot Jugalo

[00:08:19] It's like when you fucking

[00:08:21] You leave with

[00:08:22] You leave some hot dogs out

[00:08:24] It's like you're grilling

[00:08:25] And you leave some hot dogs

[00:08:26] And you turn your back at the dog

[00:08:27] It's just all over them

[00:08:29] I remember because Jugaloos

[00:08:31] They say MMFWCL

[00:08:33] What's that?

[00:08:35] First time I saw it, I saw Jugalo type it

[00:08:38] And my brain was like

[00:08:40] What's that stand for?

[00:08:41] Mad motherfucking wicked clown love?

[00:08:43] Wow

[00:08:44] And then they're like, yes

[00:08:45] Wow

[00:08:46] I was like, oh, you guessed it

[00:08:48] You were meant to be

[00:08:49] Jugaloos

[00:08:50] That was like King Arthur

[00:08:51] Getting the sword out

[00:08:52] Yeah, but Insane Clown-possy sucks

[00:08:54] I've actually

[00:08:55] I don't think I've heard a full song

[00:08:57] I heard that one about Mira

[00:08:59] What's that, Stav?

[00:09:00] You said let's play music?

[00:09:02] I didn't say that

[00:09:03] There's the one about

[00:09:04] It's Christian, right?

[00:09:06] Didn't it turn out as a

[00:09:07] Several albums in the Dark Carnival series

[00:09:10] Really?

[00:09:11] The message of the Dark Carnival

[00:09:13] was to be revealed in the last album

[00:09:16] And it came out in like 2007

[00:09:18] And then they were like

[00:09:20] It's Christianity, y'all

[00:09:22] The Lord Joker

[00:09:23] Here's the kind of shit I'm talking about

[00:09:24] This girl would be awesome to fuck

[00:09:26] Yeah, I mean, I'm pretty sure

[00:09:28] I actually did fuck her

[00:09:29] Before you say it?

[00:09:30] No, I did

[00:09:31] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah

[00:09:33] Oh, yeah, see, not for you

[00:09:35] Cause you don't know how to get some

[00:09:37] rough and tumble pussy at him

[00:09:38] What are you talking about?

[00:09:39] All you get is big city pussy

[00:09:40] Big city pussy

[00:09:41] That's so true

[00:09:42] You only can get pussy in

[00:09:44] I've gotten truck stop pussy

[00:09:45] No, no, no

[00:09:46] If you're not in fucking a major

[00:09:48] metropolitan area

[00:09:49] I've got a real pussy

[00:09:50] Your Jewish charms

[00:09:51] Have no, have no

[00:09:53] Fucking better one

[00:09:55] 1000%

[00:09:57] Chocolate and chocolate

[00:09:59] Fucking fat

[00:10:01] Fluffy did he please

[00:10:03] Ficy fucking piece in the

[00:10:05] Hot, make it that bad

[00:10:07] For me, shock a day

[00:10:08] I'm on a tee and I'm back like a vertebrae

[00:10:11] And I come with a hat full of trucks

[00:10:13] Drunk full of fangos

[00:10:15] Car full of fat shit

[00:10:16] Fuck you wicked clowns

[00:10:19] We're like the same with cops

[00:10:21] The cop was ass man and cops

[00:10:23] And everybody lived in this

[00:10:24] And I'm driving a stair to the hang of

[00:10:26] Fucking fat

[00:10:28] I went the big test

[00:10:29] Four times die

[00:10:30] And two more scared to drop

[00:10:32] And when it does

[00:10:33] I pack up and hit the road

[00:10:34] Cause all I wanna see

[00:10:35] are head explode

[00:10:37] F

[00:10:50] The Dallas Observer

[00:10:52] .com

[00:10:53] There's something called

[00:10:54] The Lovely Juglettes

[00:10:55] Of the 2013 gathering

[00:10:57] And I said that as well

[00:10:58] Right now

[00:10:59] Just if you got

[00:11:00] Is the Dallas Observer a real

[00:11:02] Yeah, they have

[00:11:03] Observed Dallas

[00:11:04] Yeah, there's one of them

[00:11:06] How about the Dallas Observer

[00:11:08] It's like every day the

[00:11:11] News River comes out

[00:11:12] And there's one article that's

[00:11:14] Like

[00:11:15] Yeah, this place is fucking gay

[00:11:17] Observation over

[00:11:20] Observed it

[00:11:21] Once again

[00:11:23] There we go

[00:11:24] This is

[00:11:25] This is who Adam blows it with

[00:11:27] Together

[00:11:28] And he's going around

[00:11:29] He's like I think I'm gonna

[00:11:32] Fuck a mom

[00:11:33] Have you ever

[00:11:34] Do you know about

[00:11:35] Criterion?

[00:11:36] That would be fun

[00:11:36] Why clowns?

[00:11:43] What's up with the clowns

[00:11:44] Are you guys in like

[00:11:45] Arrivaly with the

[00:11:47] Ringling Bros?

[00:11:48] That'd be fun if I said

[00:11:50] I don't hit

[00:11:52] I don't do a hit

[00:11:55] I don't sound like a

[00:11:57] Balloon to a flute

[00:11:58] I don't know if the animal man

[00:11:59] Would be the snake

[00:12:00] The snake

[00:12:01] Or just so they were gone

[00:12:03] Not even a snake

[00:12:04] Whatever that legless lizard is

[00:12:06] You know what I'm talking about?

[00:12:07] It's not a snake

[00:12:08] It's just some dumbass lizard

[00:12:09] That's not a lazer

[00:12:10] The drags is cock all over

[00:12:11] The fucking ground

[00:12:12] No, come on

[00:12:13] It's a little as cocky

[00:12:15] And that's why it evolved

[00:12:17] This is what Adam is

[00:12:18] The slow worm

[00:12:19] The slow worm

[00:12:23] That's my next name too

[00:12:29] Come on man

[00:12:31] I'm cooler than them

[00:12:33] Now I'm the coolest one

[00:12:34] Is the flamingo naturally

[00:12:36] Well first of all

[00:12:37] I'm not the pig

[00:12:38] Why?

[00:12:39] I'm the bull

[00:12:40] No

[00:12:41] I'm not the bull

[00:12:43] I'm the bull

[00:12:45] But it's bull

[00:12:47] She and Gillis are to use

[00:12:49] That as a nickname

[00:12:50] You can't be the bull

[00:12:51] Yeah, that's a snake

[00:12:52] That's a snake

[00:12:53] Adam can't be a regular snake

[00:12:54] Because that's Lewis

[00:12:55] Yeah

[00:12:56] I'm not the pig bro

[00:12:57] You're the pig

[00:12:58] I'm the bull

[00:13:00] Okay, how about this?

[00:13:01] I'm a wild boar

[00:13:02] Starvers the pig

[00:13:03] Hell he has

[00:13:04] Really no difference

[00:13:05] Between wild boars

[00:13:06] Yes there is

[00:13:07] They're unruly

[00:13:08] I'm the boss hog

[00:13:09] Fine

[00:13:10] No no

[00:13:11] Pig is not going to be involved

[00:13:13] At all

[00:13:14] Okay, let's get that out of here

[00:13:16] I'm going to use the Latin name

[00:13:17] The sus scrofa

[00:13:18] No that sounds good

[00:13:20] You guys both are the sus scrooms

[00:13:22] No you're the sus scrooms

[00:13:23] It's right there

[00:13:24] It's not that

[00:13:26] I'm a fucking

[00:13:27] I'm a wild boar

[00:13:28] Wild boar

[00:13:29] Also known as the wild boar

[00:13:30] I'm the fucking warthog

[00:13:31] Common wild pig

[00:13:33] Or simply wild pig

[00:13:35] I'm not a fucking wild pig

[00:13:37] I am wild

[00:13:39] I am a wild pig

[00:13:40] Actually when it comes to the pussy

[00:13:42] I'm the wild pig of pussy getting

[00:13:44] Yeah, I'm a wild boar

[00:13:45] I'm one of those big ass boars with tusks and shit

[00:13:52] Uh, yeah

[00:13:54] Mean

[00:13:55] I'm a fucked up guy

[00:13:56] That you don't want to cross paths with

[00:13:57] You're a Taiwanese festival pig

[00:13:59] Let me see

[00:14:00] What are they looking like?

[00:14:01] If they're cool then maybe I am

[00:14:04] But I have a sneaking suspicion

[00:14:06] They're not

[00:14:07] They're not going to cross me

[00:14:09] It's the worst kind to be

[00:14:11] Alright, well then I'm not that

[00:14:13] They're force fed to be

[00:14:15] No, that's not what I am

[00:14:17] Here you go, there's a

[00:14:18] Oh no, dude, these poor guys

[00:14:20] It's Adam, would you like to see stuff?

[00:14:22] Jesus Christ, dude, this is fucked up

[00:14:25] Yeah, that's you

[00:14:27] I'm not, that's not me

[00:14:28] Here you go

[00:14:29] Here's you eating, eating at Sarku?

[00:14:31] No, that's not me

[00:14:33] Look at you, here he is at Sarku

[00:14:35] No, that's not me

[00:14:37] That's a big fucking pig

[00:14:39] Okay, I can't really think of what I am

[00:14:41] So I'm just going to Google cool animals

[00:14:43] Dude, what the fuck?

[00:14:47] Is that real?

[00:14:49] Is that a sculpture?

[00:14:51] No, that's serious

[00:14:53] Good, good, yeah

[00:14:55] Taiwan rules

[00:14:57] Cool, the coolest part about Taiwan

[00:14:59] Is that it's a part of China

[00:15:01] In our opinion, I mean as a fact

[00:15:03] Yeah, look at this

[00:15:05] Jesus Christ, what?

[00:15:07] No, that's got to be a drawing

[00:15:09] This is not a drawing, this is stuff

[00:15:11] Everyone chill out with the same

[00:15:13] If you're playing along at home

[00:15:15] Check out the Holy Pig Festival

[00:15:17] in Taiwan

[00:15:19] And then look at the pictures of Stav

[00:15:21] I'm a fucking gorilla, dude

[00:15:23] No, now you're completely off the mark

[00:15:25] Come on, man

[00:15:27] We were allowing you wild swine

[00:15:29] I'm not wild

[00:15:31] It's wild boar

[00:15:33] It's wild boar, also known as the common wild pig

[00:15:35] No, it's not also known as that

[00:15:37] I'm going to google most powerful

[00:15:39] Boar

[00:15:43] And then we'll see what the fuck I am

[00:15:45] Yeah, then we'll see

[00:15:47] I'm a warthog, matter of fact

[00:15:51] Do you remember

[00:15:53] I'm the boss hog

[00:15:55] Do you remember warthogs from

[00:15:57] Warthog, holy hello

[00:15:59] Twisted metal

[00:16:01] Warthog was the humvee

[00:16:03] I'm a rhinoceros, I just realized

[00:16:05] You're a rhinoceros?

[00:16:07] A guy

[00:16:09] No

[00:16:11] Gynecologist

[00:16:13] That's the only guy

[00:16:15] I think that I am

[00:16:17] A guy-

[00:16:18] A guy-

[00:16:20] A guy-

[00:16:21] An OBGY

[00:16:23] An OBGY

[00:16:25] Fuck

[00:16:27] Why I helped you out with that one

[00:16:29] But it's not it

[00:16:30] You shouldn't have because I am firing on exactly one cylinder

[00:16:33] With the folks at home

[00:16:35] My tonsils are swollen

[00:16:37] Oh yeah, I never got the second cock all weekend

[00:16:40] I never got them removed

[00:16:42] You didn't know

[00:16:44] Those are the things we would just do to people

[00:16:46] Victorian times

[00:16:47] Adam probably had his tonsils removed

[00:16:49] Yes I did

[00:16:50] Adam, what's this like tumor on your face?

[00:16:52] I have a thing on my chin that I'm getting removed

[00:16:55] What is that?

[00:16:57] It's just a smile-

[00:16:58] I thought it was a zip for a while

[00:17:00] It's my nuts

[00:17:02] It's a small

[00:17:03] And I will remove them when I please

[00:17:05] I have a bump on my chin

[00:17:08] I'm being-

[00:17:10] I've had a schedule to have it

[00:17:12] I've had a like a sty since February or something

[00:17:15] This shit won't go away

[00:17:17] That sucks brother

[00:17:18] The bump on my chin doesn't really bother me

[00:17:20] Life in the big city

[00:17:21] How'd you get it?

[00:17:23] I think I got it after my mother died

[00:17:26] Like from stress?

[00:17:27] I think so

[00:17:28] Damn

[00:17:29] And then I've- I know- I thought it was a zip

[00:17:31] Are you sure it's not just having bad skin?

[00:17:34] No, no I asked

[00:17:35] Because you do have a dermatologist

[00:17:37] You have a history of horrible skin

[00:17:39] I did when I was in high school I had acne

[00:17:41] But no, I went to the dermatologist and she said

[00:17:43] Yeah, it could be stress related

[00:17:45] And then they shot it with a steroid

[00:17:47] And I said if it shrinks

[00:17:48] I got stronger

[00:17:49] Dude, so wait, stress related?

[00:17:51] You just got a little bump

[00:17:53] What if I got really stressed

[00:17:55] And my dick kept growing bump by bump

[00:17:57] That'd be awesome

[00:17:59] That'd be really awesome

[00:18:01] That'd be cool, wouldn't it?

[00:18:03] Like somebody I love dies and my dick gets

[00:18:05] 1.001 centimeter finger

[00:18:07] That's how it should work

[00:18:09] You should, you honestly should get rewarded

[00:18:11] More pain you know the bigger your dick should get

[00:18:13] I honestly feel like that's true

[00:18:15] No, because there's some guys

[00:18:17] No, there's some guys that have

[00:18:19] The more pain, the more pain

[00:18:21] The more pain I feel

[00:18:23] The bigger my dick gets

[00:18:25] I don't think that's true

[00:18:27] Well, it gets harder, I guess

[00:18:29] The harder you feel

[00:18:31] The more pain you feel

[00:18:33] Specifically in your asshole

[00:18:35] The harder your dick gets

[00:18:37] That's what I mean

[00:18:39] The deeper the pain

[00:18:41] Inside of your ass

[00:18:43] Gets the harder your dick gets

[00:18:45] The pain is ice your piece on

[00:18:47] Oh man

[00:18:49] I gotta say, going through

[00:18:51] New jugglelets

[00:18:53] The quality starts to drop off dramatically

[00:18:55] There's one girl where there's three pictures of her

[00:18:57] In that photo series

[00:18:59] She's pretty hot

[00:19:01] She's probably like the one hot

[00:19:03] How bad you have to fuck up to be a hot woman

[00:19:05] To be a juggle at

[00:19:07] Yeah, you could just

[00:19:09] You could just fucking

[00:19:11] You could just be naked at home

[00:19:13] Well, but the thing is dude

[00:19:15] I'm just not being part of a community

[00:19:17] And even if you're fucking hot as shit

[00:19:19] You can still like something stupid as fuck

[00:19:21] Mm-hmm

[00:19:23] Yeah, well, I think it's smart, personally

[00:19:25] I was gathering

[00:19:27] 2016 crowning Miss Juggle at

[00:19:29] Oh, do you get to fuck

[00:19:31] Violent J and Shaggy?

[00:19:33] Yeah, Violent J. Oakerson

[00:19:35] Violent J. Oakerson?

[00:19:37] I mean, not that far off

[00:19:39] It's the same guy

[00:19:41] Just watch the fucking paint off

[00:19:43] I guess Violent J is probably

[00:19:45] Not as funny

[00:19:46] He's wearing the same clothes

[00:19:47] They're wearing style-wise

[00:19:49] But Big J is much funnier

[00:19:51] Big J is very funny

[00:19:52] But he's good at clown-wrapping

[00:19:54] Probably not

[00:19:56] So we each have our own skills and talents

[00:19:58] Who are some other clown comedians?

[00:20:00] Adam Franklin?

[00:20:02] Me?

[00:20:03] Pagliachi?

[00:20:05] Pagliachi

[00:20:07] Um...

[00:20:09] Let's think

[00:20:11] Yeah, hell yeah

[00:20:13] Most of the women that do comedy

[00:20:15] That's right, but I'm a clown

[00:20:17] Yeah, they're all fucking clowns

[00:20:19] Yeah, tell him to

[00:20:21] Fuck it clowns

[00:20:23] Who don't you fucking red-nosed

[00:20:25] My posse hurts

[00:20:27] Thank you

[00:20:28] Yeah, Louis J. Bozo

[00:20:30] Louis J. Bozo

[00:20:31] Oh, I see what you mean

[00:20:32] Oh, you want to change people's names

[00:20:34] Let's see here

[00:20:37] What are our fucking clown name?

[00:20:41] Hold on, wait

[00:20:43] Nice dude, nice ripping of the ass

[00:20:47] Thank you

[00:20:49] Bozo really is just one of the only clown names

[00:20:51] Bozo Noodles

[00:20:53] Noodles

[00:20:57] Crusty, I'll give you Crusty

[00:20:59] Oh, me?

[00:21:01] I'm not sure

[00:21:03] Noodles

[00:21:07] Oh, me?

[00:21:08] Ronald Norm McDonald

[00:21:10] Okay, that's quite good

[00:21:12] Norm Ronald McDonald

[00:21:14] Norm-roll-rolls

[00:21:17] Norm-roll-rolls

[00:21:19] Norm-roll-rolls

[00:21:21] Okay

[00:21:23] Real quick, I should just mention

[00:21:25] Do you take a small

[00:21:28] I have to piss

[00:21:30] BlueChu.com

[00:21:33] Oh, thank God, the guys of BlueChu

[00:21:35] You should mention

[00:21:36] BlueChu.com is a website

[00:21:38] selling the finest

[00:21:39] Oh, sexual

[00:21:41] products

[00:21:42] Adam, why don't you tell them about it

[00:21:45] BlueChu.com are chewables

[00:21:48] that are available online

[00:21:50] You don't need any in-person

[00:21:51] doctor visits

[00:21:52] What are chewables?

[00:21:53] Why don't you tell us

[00:21:54] For those of us playing along at home

[00:21:56] They're two different

[00:21:57] They come in two different kinds

[00:21:58] That's a lot of fill in

[00:22:00] I'm a regular guy

[00:22:02] What the hell are chewable?

[00:22:04] Listen, you're a regular guy

[00:22:06] So what are you into?

[00:22:08] Getting pussy and chewing stuff

[00:22:10] Getting pussy and chewing

[00:22:12] And these are

[00:22:13] Instead of a pig's favorite thing

[00:22:15] I guess

[00:22:17] In theory maybe

[00:22:19] But I wouldn't know

[00:22:21] So

[00:22:24] Keep going at them

[00:22:26] These are chewables

[00:22:29] That inside of them

[00:22:30] Have the same active ingredients

[00:22:31] Asciallos and Viagra

[00:22:33] To get your goddamn dick hard

[00:22:36] To get your dick and

[00:22:37] Because they're chewable

[00:22:39] They can work faster than the pill

[00:22:41] It's possible

[00:22:42] It is a possibility

[00:22:44] That is a possibility

[00:22:46] And we know you're a professional

[00:22:48] businessman

[00:22:49] You don't have a lot of time in the day

[00:22:51] Sometimes you take your Viagra

[00:22:53] And then the five minutes

[00:22:55] That it takes to attain an erection

[00:22:57] Might feel a little too long

[00:22:59] So why not chew it

[00:23:01] And blew it

[00:23:03] Right?

[00:23:04] No, no, no, no

[00:23:05] Oh, I guess maybe

[00:23:06] You wouldn't do it

[00:23:08] Yeah, look

[00:23:09] Listen, if you love sex

[00:23:10] You're going to love

[00:23:11] Poliushu.com

[00:23:12] Absolutely

[00:23:13] And you listen

[00:23:14] You don't have to go to the doctor

[00:23:15] And say

[00:23:16] In person

[00:23:17] Doctor, my weenot don't get hot

[00:23:19] And then typically

[00:23:20] When you go in person

[00:23:21] The doctor has you drop the crowd

[00:23:23] And then you know

[00:23:25] I collect them now

[00:23:27] I fired the prescription back up

[00:23:29] Let me see how many I can get

[00:23:31] Can I have something

[00:23:32] Before you fuck?

[00:23:33] You have to guess how many

[00:23:34] There are in the jar

[00:23:36] Yeah, and you know what I did for a while

[00:23:38] I just took a bunch

[00:23:40] All the time

[00:23:43] Just walk around with a hard-ass dick

[00:23:48] And it feels good

[00:23:50] You get pussy with them or ash

[00:23:53] Or mouth

[00:23:54] Or you could just keep your dick on hard

[00:23:56] At all times to feel the power

[00:23:58] I like to chew them and then get ass

[00:24:01] They call that the James Bond

[00:24:03] James Bond

[00:24:04] That's true

[00:24:05] I like to chew them and then get ass

[00:24:07] You know?

[00:24:08] Yeah

[00:24:09] And then on Monday

[00:24:10] I'm back at school

[00:24:11] We're all sitting around the

[00:24:12] You know, the table

[00:24:14] Cafeteria

[00:24:15] And we all tell each other about

[00:24:16] All the ass that we got over

[00:24:18] I love gay ass

[00:24:19] Yeah

[00:24:20] I love getting

[00:24:21] Beaver

[00:24:23] No

[00:24:25] No

[00:24:26] I like getting play

[00:24:27] You know?

[00:24:28] Getting some ass

[00:24:29] I love chasing muff around

[00:24:31] Oh my God

[00:24:32] I can't get enough of that sweet

[00:24:33] Poon Teng Pach

[00:24:35] Poonani

[00:24:36] I love Poonani

[00:24:38] I like Poonani

[00:24:39] Cause it sounds like maybe

[00:24:40] Indian or maybe Hawaiian

[00:24:42] Yeah, either one

[00:24:43] But what it really is

[00:24:44] Is that goo she goo she

[00:24:46] Cause she gone from there

[00:24:49] I like to be

[00:24:50] She slid from blue

[00:24:54] I like to be sitting on a beach

[00:24:56] And with a girl named

[00:24:57] Kehkekakaloha

[00:24:59] And get some of that sweet

[00:25:01] Poon Teng

[00:25:02] Poon Teng and then make her say

[00:25:03] her name while she sucks my

[00:25:04] dick and she says

[00:25:05] And it feels

[00:25:06] The vibrations feel good

[00:25:07] Once you remember the

[00:25:08] Firestone crackers

[00:25:09] So I can break one off in my

[00:25:10] mouth and really

[00:25:11] really get real with these

[00:25:13] people

[00:25:14] And I love when I'm in the

[00:25:16] firehook crackers

[00:25:18] The fire island crackers

[00:25:20] The fire is the only

[00:25:21] It's just rich with cum on

[00:25:22] Good afternoon folks

[00:25:23] We're the fire island cracker

[00:25:25] Well we love getting

[00:25:27] Pach, we love getting

[00:25:28] So Barbara Schulman

[00:25:30] I love it

[00:25:31] Oh I love it

[00:25:32] Oh I'm fucking gay

[00:25:35] It's been 15 minutes

[00:25:38] Since I've seen a penis

[00:25:40] And I'm gonna kill my

[00:25:42] cells

[00:25:44] My heart has grown so sore

[00:25:46] That my eyes have not

[00:25:50] lain upon a penis

[00:25:52] One as fine as yours

[00:25:54] Boom boom boom boom

[00:25:56] The old word block days

[00:25:58] Boom boom boom

[00:25:59] Let me see you dick please

[00:26:01] The 1920s

[00:26:02] The 1920s is probably

[00:26:04] the pinnacle of being a

[00:26:06] homo

[00:26:07] Oh yeah

[00:26:08] You could still get killed

[00:26:09] for it though right?

[00:26:10] Yeah but I mean you would

[00:26:11] be like oh of course I love

[00:26:13] girls

[00:26:14] And as long as you were like

[00:26:16] Yeah you know fucking dancing

[00:26:18] and singing on the boardwalk

[00:26:19] People were like alright

[00:26:20] I guess that works

[00:26:21] I wonder if there was a

[00:26:22] regular jersey boy

[00:26:24] I wonder if there was a

[00:26:25] spike in hate crimes

[00:26:27] You're probably right there's

[00:26:28] probably sometimes where it was

[00:26:30] more chill

[00:26:31] Yeah I think hate crimes

[00:26:32] spiked in the 40s

[00:26:33] But it depends on like how

[00:26:34] you would you consider a

[00:26:35] hate crime

[00:26:36] Right

[00:26:37] Cause for some people it's

[00:26:38] like

[00:26:39] that's just

[00:26:41] that's just good science

[00:26:43] Good science?

[00:26:44] Yeah

[00:26:45] 1942 to 1945

[00:26:47] Oh I see

[00:26:48] I see

[00:26:49] I see

[00:26:50] I know

[00:26:51] I was thinking more

[00:26:54] like gay shit

[00:26:56] I blew you

[00:26:57] dot com

[00:26:58] Yeah

[00:26:59] Yeah

[00:27:00] If you want to

[00:27:01] if you want to

[00:27:02] figure out when the best

[00:27:03] time

[00:27:04] You know what I'll tell you

[00:27:05] actually I think is the best

[00:27:06] time to be gay

[00:27:07] Right now

[00:27:08] Cause you could go to

[00:27:09] bluetrew.com

[00:27:10] Get you and your

[00:27:11] boyfriend and the

[00:27:12] and the 15 other guys

[00:27:13] in your life that you

[00:27:14] fuck

[00:27:15] Blue chewables

[00:27:16] All the cocks in your life

[00:27:18] are hard as shit

[00:27:19] No matter what

[00:27:20] No matter how fat you are

[00:27:22] No matter how unhealthy you

[00:27:23] are

[00:27:24] Everyone that you

[00:27:25] fuck and have a hard-ass

[00:27:26] dick

[00:27:27] And that's the meaning of

[00:27:28] pride

[00:27:29] Happy pride everyone

[00:27:30] And the promo code is

[00:27:31] com-town

[00:27:32] And the promo code

[00:27:33] by the way is com-town

[00:27:34] And you're going to

[00:27:35] want to do that

[00:27:36] You're going to

[00:27:37] go to

[00:27:39] go.blue chew

[00:27:41] .com

[00:27:42] Don't do it

[00:27:43] I'm looking out for you

[00:27:44] Here man

[00:27:45] I always pick up a crack

[00:27:46] I put it down

[00:27:47] Put it down

[00:27:48] Go.blue chew

[00:27:50] .com

[00:27:51] You know what I'm going to

[00:27:52] stop eating after

[00:27:53] the two

[00:27:54] You're a good friend

[00:27:55] I have solidarity

[00:27:56] Thank you man

[00:27:57] I appreciate it

[00:27:58] That's what socialism

[00:27:59] is all about

[00:28:00] No I know

[00:28:01] These are

[00:28:02] These are devilish

[00:28:03] They're good

[00:28:04] Yes

[00:28:05] Go.blue chew

[00:28:06] .com

[00:28:07] .com

[00:28:08] .com

[00:28:09] That's right

[00:28:10] And you tell them

[00:28:11] that the fucking guy

[00:28:12] said

[00:28:13] Don't fella sent you

[00:28:14] to get your prick hard

[00:28:15] The coolest guys in the

[00:28:16] world

[00:28:17] I'm going to

[00:28:18] I got a piss

[00:28:19] Adam get off your

[00:28:20] phone Nick

[00:28:21] I'm here

[00:28:22] I'm here

[00:28:23] Nick need you

[00:28:24] while I piss

[00:28:25] You know I got

[00:28:26] a wicked

[00:28:27] throat infection

[00:28:28] Yeah

[00:28:29] I wonder how

[00:28:30] you got

[00:28:31] No

[00:28:32] You got it from

[00:28:33] sucking

[00:28:34] A little

[00:28:35] bit of

[00:28:37] You know

[00:28:37] I'm going to

[00:28:38] Now

[00:28:39] it makes you think

[00:28:40] like what would

[00:28:41] Gary Sunnis have to say

[00:28:42] about all this

[00:28:43] Lieutenant Dan

[00:28:44] himself

[00:28:45] and he'd say

[00:28:46] Hey

[00:28:48] Hey

[00:28:49] Hey

[00:28:50] Forrest

[00:28:51] Gump

[00:28:52] Did I ever tell

[00:28:53] you I'm fucking gay

[00:28:54] Yeah

[00:28:55] And it would be

[00:28:56] I didn't know that

[00:28:57] What doesno

[00:28:59] What does Gary Sunnis

[00:29:00] sound like

[00:29:01] I picked

[00:29:02] I was driving

[00:29:03] that after a little bit got very close. Wait, like a gruff kind of

[00:29:10] well, he's he's gruff. It's like he talks from he talks from the it's it sounds like

[00:29:15] it's coming from the back of his throat, but it's it speaks up here in the front.

[00:29:19] Do we get that promo code out? Yes, we did. Okay, cool. It's blue true.com because it's

[00:29:25] not yeah, it's very easy to turn into return on or report like it goes that way.

[00:29:31] Yeah, he's a tough one because it's distinct. It's you can just it's like English it's

[00:29:38] tough to it's got like a strained voice more than anything. Yeah, have you seen my penis?

[00:29:47] Yeah, it's not bad. Yeah. What the hell is my goddamn penis? It's Gene Hackman style.

[00:29:53] It's awesome. I heard a little rip torn. Were you in the bathroom looking at pictures

[00:30:00] of my penis? Yeah, that's like a I'm a fan of the great like this kind of stuff. You're

[00:30:12] going to want to check out calm.town. Yes, pick up a t-shirt where everything we said

[00:30:16] on the show will be memorialized in t-shirts for everyone. I haven't released a new shirt

[00:30:26] in a while, but the print shop can't seem to keep anything in stock anyways. So now

[00:30:31] we both now after two years of them being the ones dragging the old feet. I know it's

[00:30:40] your turn. Now it's my turn to let the business die. Nothing wrong with that brother out of

[00:30:45] spite. Not bad at all. Fuck them. Yeah, fuck them. This is what it's how the the dodge brothers

[00:30:53] had their falling out. Yep. Yep. Eric and Charlie. Eric and Charlie and dodge. And listen,

[00:31:01] go to Stavi.biz. You know, maybe I'll have a couple t-shirts up there. Maybe some dream

[00:31:05] to imagine shirts. Maybe I'll start doing political shirts, you know. And I'm also designing them

[00:31:13] with some of my famous catch phrases. I want to do a shirt. I want to do women rarely make

[00:31:21] history. You should with that picture of you. That's pretty fun. That's not bad. You should

[00:31:30] you should do all of those like a picture of you. And it says if you go over to someone's

[00:31:34] house and they don't have books, don't fuck that. Yeah. That's the most obnoxious. Did

[00:31:41] John Motors actually say that? I think so. Just some offhand comment. Now every like,

[00:31:46] yeah, he probably said it out in a specific kind of text as a joke. Every gay bookstore,

[00:31:51] the Strand has that everywhere. And it's like, how about nobody in here gets posted? Yeah,

[00:31:55] dude, how about you just fucking only don't read books. Watch fucking. I came in here. I

[00:32:01] watch a commando starring all Schwarzenegger. I was across the street of hotels buying

[00:32:05] basketballs and I've come over here to piss. Yeah. So I, as soon as I leave here, I'm not

[00:32:11] reading shit. I'm going back over to modell's and fucking first woman walks in. And also

[00:32:16] what books mean? A girl can have fucking like good night moon and babysitter's club. I think

[00:32:21] it was more to men rather than to met to other game. There's no reason not to fuck a woman

[00:32:27] at all. Yeah, no one would ever know. They're like that. That woman was involved. That's

[00:32:32] probably the only reason not to fuck that woman killed at nine infants. And then sometimes

[00:32:37] even if now she owns a company that that got the kidnaps Native American people and turns

[00:32:46] them into the glue that makes the that they use in the the kill black people with the glue.

[00:32:57] They put they put they put in the crack in the inner and her family owns that business

[00:33:02] and she owns the business. Right. And on top of that, the last nine people she's had relationships

[00:33:09] with she's accused of rape and they're in prison. Right. If that woman is hot, definitely have

[00:33:14] sex. That's the yes. That's the good. Yeah. Because you said relationships. Not a guy

[00:33:20] she fucks once. Exactly. So that's smart. Yeah, that's a that's a hell yes for me. That's

[00:33:25] a hell yes for me. One thing I forgot to say I'll be in Rochester this weekend next weekend

[00:33:30] the 17th to the 19th. Get your fucking tickets and yeah, I'll be announcing a tour suit.

[00:33:37] This book he's going to raw Chester. I'm not gonna raw Chester. Name Chester. No, I'm

[00:33:43] going to be having unprotected. I will be using a condom when I fuck sweet little twink

[00:33:47] chest on. I'm doing a protected sex. I'll be having sex. I'll be having apostrophe. I'll

[00:33:53] be having condom gay sex with Chester. And I'll be doing stand up comedy in Rochester

[00:33:58] at comedy at the Carlson. You'll be doing a stavidot biz. You'll be doing a position

[00:34:03] known as the garbage plate when you raw Chester. Are you gonna allow yourself a garbage plate?

[00:34:09] No, I'm getting I got an Airbnb instead of a hotel so I could get groceries. That's a

[00:34:17] that's a regional regional cuisine spaghetti with the the cinebon that's Skyline chili

[00:34:24] spaghetti and chili is spaghetti with the cinebon frosting. Oh, right. Wish you met

[00:34:31] you. But I think I'm gonna make I'm gonna make spaghetti from scratch. And then you put

[00:34:39] cinnamon in the dough before you make the spaghetti sounds bad. Then you add shut up

[00:34:44] raisins and abrasives. You know, spaghetti and raisins. Fuck. It sounds like speed. Cinnamon

[00:34:54] spaghetti. Right. It sounds like literally like a British dessert. That is a Jewish food

[00:34:58] called coog, coog, called the cuckoo. Yeah, it's called. No, it's not it's called spaghetti.

[00:35:04] It's like a noodle. It's like an egg noodle with cinnamon. There's a you could have a

[00:35:09] cinnamon raisin. No, you bake it. Big. And it's good. It's not disgusting. Well, you're

[00:35:16] not it's not fucking speaking. So when I come up with it, you say it's gross, but now suddenly

[00:35:20] that it's a Jewish, Jewish, Jewish, I had like sounds like sounds like the pig is discovered.

[00:35:27] Who is the pig? I don't get it. Now the truffle pig is covered. I'm not I'm the boss hog has

[00:35:34] become the pig of the bank. I'm the boss hog and the farmer that goes around with you looking

[00:35:40] for the chuffles. The deal pig. The deal pig. I'm not a deal. More me. Oh wait. No, no,

[00:35:48] I'm this sucks. What am I thinking of? What's the tasty thing? I'm going to start a website

[00:35:53] called called deal. Ruggler. That's what that rocks. Ruggler is just a pastry. Yeah. Yeah,

[00:36:02] it's just like a pastry cookie. It's good. Also, if you guys are into websites and if

[00:36:10] you like sex, you might want to check out patreon.com slash comtown. Nick already said

[00:36:15] it, dude. He said come dot town. Oh, true. patreon.com slash comtown where for $5 a month, you can

[00:36:22] have access to premium episodes. Yeah, I opened a website called deal pig and it's already

[00:36:28] a business that someone selling. You keep buying for $5,000. $5,000. I could on deal pig.com.

[00:36:34] Yeah, how how fucking website for obese to fat people that are trying to save money. Couldn't

[00:36:41] be see that's not I'm not a deal pig. Because I don't give a fuck about money. I let the

[00:36:46] money fly brother. You know, like we don't care about money at all. I let the money fly.

[00:36:52] I'm going to fucking I like to buy luxury. In fact, I need new clothes, man. Where should

[00:36:58] I go to buy clothes? So funny. Look at these people's bodies, the gathering of the dreadful.

[00:37:02] Yeah, they look I'm just sure that somebody might appreciate it. I don't get it horrific.

[00:37:07] They look like shit. You know, what's funny is like, look at the chair Adam sitting in

[00:37:13] right now. That man is in the same exact chair as Adam. Yeah, it's nice. A camp in engineering

[00:37:19] marvel. I'm off the box. I'm now on a camping chair. I've really made it in life. You're

[00:37:24] off the box and you get no box. You don't get any box yet. Box. Yeah, how about the

[00:37:31] blathering of the juggle? I think you said that already. God damn, our friends are just

[00:37:57] fucking like just like Jack grind radio graffiti tattoo over pussy. But what if her pussy's

[00:38:05] good? I'm sure it is. It's probably all right. Good. It's probably good. She's clown tattoo.

[00:38:10] She probably has a clown. Good. Honestly. No, I've said it. I want to honk on her clip.

[00:38:16] Well, I fuck her. Yeah, I want to do a little doodle doodle doodle do do. My fucking dick

[00:38:27] is not about the busting of the inside of us. That's what I'm trying to go to. I'm trying

[00:38:35] to go to the busting of the inside of us. It's a new festival I came up with. I'd love

[00:38:46] to go where you're not you get the the women. You've got a different roles around. That would

[00:38:53] be awesome. Roles and holes. Damn dude. This is a nice little beach scene. I should have

[00:39:01] gone to the beach this weekend. I'm trying to get a beach house in late July. I think

[00:39:05] dude. Let's do it. Wait late July. What about mid July? All right mid July whenever Thomas

[00:39:12] is going to be in town. He texted me. Oh, where's he coming? Well, maybe he'll text

[00:39:18] you. He told me a couple of months ago. Thomas of penis. Who's Thomas? Thomas from Georgia

[00:39:25] is funny. Young Thomas. You got the boy Thomas. The boy. Yeah. I'm going to see him going

[00:39:32] to a beach. What do you say? He's going to be in town. He texted me today. Gotcha. He said

[00:39:37] I was planning on getting here's also this is this is someone we know. I think. Who is

[00:39:45] that? Is it someone we know? I don't know. Do you know? I don't know what you're getting

[00:39:50] at it all. Let me see. I'll show you the picture again and tell me if it's you or not. Let me

[00:39:56] stop you right there chief. It's not me. So you have to answer whether. Okay. I see

[00:40:02] what you're doing. I'm you just have your phone. If you lie, you're gay. I'm not like

[00:40:09] what's not a picture. You're honor objection objection. You lie. You're gay. Look at my

[00:40:20] phone and answer the question. I'm not looking. You can't make me answer. I don't like it.

[00:40:25] This is on the screen presented in front of you. Let me see. I can't see the picture.

[00:40:30] You read over it. I can't see. All right. Hold on. Let me just. My phone's working. This

[00:40:36] was my screen. No, it wasn't. You switched over. You switched over with some fat guy with

[00:40:43] some fucking one of those plungers on his tits at the gathering of the juggle. And then when

[00:40:48] you've pointed to me, you get to your camera and you say, who is it? Yeah. I'm not my screen.

[00:40:54] No, that's not a picture of me. This you say this is not a picture. It appears to be a picture

[00:41:03] of you. Stop, bro. I can't see. Looking at my screen. Why? Because you're seeing. No,

[00:41:20] it's not me. You're right, stop. You really do have hair. I do have hair and plungers on

[00:41:25] your teeth. No, that's not me. That guy's face looks nothing like my face. The fat phobia

[00:41:32] on this episode is running rampant. It's not fat phobia. We're just saying you're a pig.

[00:41:37] I would plug your face and they say I look like an ugly fat guy. No, he's beautiful.

[00:41:44] He's not nice. Try. No, you don't believe that. I know in your heart you don't believe

[00:41:47] that. In the context of the juggle-o gathering, that's the thinnest person I've seen so far.

[00:41:54] That guy looks pretty good. His face had taken a beating. You know, we're also, we would make

[00:41:59] him look even better as if he was carrying around a rich wallet. Adam, why don't you tell

[00:42:03] us a little bit about that? Rich wallet is a wallet company that's reimagining. It's really

[00:42:10] disrupting the wallet industry by saying, why is a wallet leather and in the back pocket?

[00:42:17] This is a metal front wallet wallet. Yep, correct. Front pocket wallet, sorry. They also have

[00:42:25] a regular wallet to kiss my ass. Yeah, tell your regular wallet exactly to fuck off, to

[00:42:31] fuck right off. Back to you can kiss my off. You can kiss me off, pal. Fuck right off. And

[00:42:37] you can suck my fucking throat away. Suck my dick. Got a rich wallet. Just tell those

[00:42:41] other insurance companies to suck my motherfucking dick. Suck my fucking penis. Yep. What else

[00:42:51] you want to say about it? This is a product that we use and we use. Why use? They're trying

[00:42:59] to eat Japanese. Why use? I got it right here, pal. So I've got it right here. What model

[00:43:04] do you have? Titanium. Titanium. It's a wallet. Suck my prick. It's a wallet. You know, if

[00:43:15] you imagine what the Terminator, you do to a titty titty. Absolutely. Right. This is

[00:43:21] what the Terminator and guys, Adam, you got to get one for it. Because you, I'm telling

[00:43:24] you, yeah, how long have you had this stuff? Like a week and you're on board, right? I'm

[00:43:30] like, yeah. I, because I, you know, they sponsored us right when I like happened to need a new

[00:43:35] wall between wallets. I'm like, well, I guess I'll use this fucking gay shit. That's what

[00:43:38] happened to me. I threw my phone. I meant to hit the couch and it actually broke a window

[00:43:43] and I broke my phone. I broke my phone. Because of the Knicks game. Because of the Knicks

[00:43:50] game. Stop through a tantrum. I didn't throw a thing. I was getting my anger out of it.

[00:43:54] I was getting my anger out. And what I thought was the constructive way. And then you had

[00:43:58] to throw in my phone and a couch. Maybe you had just been looking for truffles. I, then

[00:44:04] I have no natural ability to focus through any truffles. And I was in my queen's apartment.

[00:44:10] Meanwhile, I was chilling and turning pink. That's my phone. I was turning pink from

[00:44:16] all the shrimp of his evening. Yeah. And we were looking at Ridge Walla.com. Anyway,

[00:44:22] so I have always been a phone case wallet guy. But I had a broken phone and no case. And I

[00:44:30] said, well, I got this line around. Since I got the little dick backpack and I'm still

[00:44:35] waiting for the no, I'm still I'm going on vacation on Friday. I got to need that back.

[00:44:40] I'm still waiting for my traveler's back. Quiet. Okay. I'm still waiting for my duffle

[00:44:46] bag, which is mine. That's true. And I would use it more than the other two people on this

[00:44:52] podcast. He's always on the go the worst backpack. So I should get the duffle bag as we've all

[00:45:00] shown. I'm already keeping my eggs. You don't have any eggs. I do have eggs. Here's me on

[00:45:05] my way. My eggs. You're not a flamingo. You're not as graceful. I'm that graceful. Nope. I'm

[00:45:13] beautiful. Look at me bringing the sunset. Nope. To the bay. No, you're a little chip

[00:45:18] monk standing in like four inches of water. Not a chipmunk. You already agreed that I'm

[00:45:23] a flamingo chip monk hours. You're a chip monk. I've been a flamingo the entire show.

[00:45:29] No, you haven't. Yes. You're not graceful. I am graceful. You're not tall. I'm tall

[00:45:33] and graceful. Nope. In the phlegmate. My my. You're you're not bad at all. I'm a I'm

[00:45:42] a dolphin. No, you're a little. I'm a dolphin and I can echo locate and I'm. You're the

[00:45:49] slow worm. You're the slow worm. You're the slow worm. Let me see your ridge. Let me just

[00:45:56] see it in action. Let me just hold it. Come on. I'm not going to take your paper. No. So

[00:46:02] we got listen, Ridge walls got a lot of good stuff. I'd love to know what the. You know

[00:46:07] what Nick, why don't you give us a review of the duffle bag that you're using so much.

[00:46:11] Go ahead. Well, it holds about 15 eggs. Keeps them. No flamingo eggs. Those are. But you

[00:46:21] have to imagine it in this world. We're part animal. I'm like basically a flamingo, but

[00:46:27] wearing like what are they called? Spats. And I've got like a like a like a thinner kind

[00:46:34] of suit on right and maybe a little like a pork pie hat or like a 60s G men fedoras.

[00:46:42] That would look kind of good on you. Yeah. I'm a flamingo man, but I'm about five or six

[00:46:46] times bigger than a regular flamingo. No, you're about 30 or 40 feet tall. Yep.

[00:46:58] He's laughing about bro. He likes he's just imagining. She's a giant flamingo with a

[00:47:12] little little hat on. Really makes him happy. It's nice. It's the larger eggs that we take

[00:47:19] up most of the duffle bag. Right. And it, yeah, you know, it keeps them warm. I'm ready to

[00:47:26] see off my offspring because as you know, as a my grable bird. So it looks like eggs range

[00:47:33] in size for about three by two inches and four ounces. Now scale those up to 3.5 to two inches.

[00:47:42] Mm hmm. That sounds pretty good. So this is a pretty small egg, honestly. Yeah. Flamingo

[00:47:48] doesn't make birds. Yeah. I wonder what they taste like. It's duffle bag is great. The

[00:47:57] backpack is I love the backpack. Yeah, I like the backpack lots. I like the small little

[00:48:04] dick backpack that I got. Mm hmm. And I'd love to know what the duffle bag was like.

[00:48:09] Stops got his backpack filled with enough neutral grain bars to get them out through

[00:48:13] the day, which is about 87. Yep. But they're healthy. They are health. They're health.

[00:48:19] They got neutral and grain. It's got grain. Rich wallet is actually a joint enterprise

[00:48:23] between Kellogg's Kellogg's and you else sponsors is there a sorry. Is sponsor? No is has it

[00:48:37] by his own personal volition enjoys the use of the rich wallet. Let's hear that. Frankie

[00:48:42] mean is real as according to his Instagram. Malcolm himself. Really? Yeah. And he's not

[00:48:48] paid by them whatsoever. I have no idea. But I were basically brothers. Yeah. We're Malcolm

[00:48:55] in the middle. Yeah. I'm I'm Reese. No, you're uh, I'm Reese. We're Stevie. No, you're

[00:49:03] Stu. You're Stevie. You already said you were him. No, I said Reese before you not Reese.

[00:49:08] You're Stevie. You're in the wheelchair except this time you're white. Oh, the black wheelchair

[00:49:13] kid. Yeah, you don't even get to be the youngest brother. Do we do we that stops do we that

[00:49:19] stop and I'm a 40 foot tall flamingo. A little pork pie hat in a suit. That's a pretty good

[00:49:29] look. Glaying eggs. I'm the black kids that black father and I'm getting pussy from he's

[00:49:35] a nerd. Right? Yeah, but I think he gets pussy in one of the episodes. Now bridge wall.com

[00:49:41] will help you get. I'm going through Frankly. This is fucking Instagram. I don't see a

[00:49:53] ridge wallet anywhere. I think you're lying. Maybe I'm there girls. They're like, maybe

[00:49:56] I'm confusing him with a you know, maybe it was a dream. I had a bit mad. I'm going all

[00:50:06] the way back to 2012. I don't see a single ridge. Well, dude, you think they're girls

[00:50:10] that are like, yeah, it was a dream. I had better like, yeah, I fucked me. You news this

[00:50:14] weekend. Of course. You use fucking Malcolm in the middle. Yeah, but like, you know, it's

[00:50:20] 2021. Just probably women who did that and she like tells her friends like, you're not

[00:50:23] going to believe who I thought. No idea who he is. No, for sure. And then she's just like,

[00:50:28] wait, I fucked him. Yeah, what did I do? And then she was like, I was raped. Right.

[00:50:32] Yes, I go to jail. Yeah, I go to jail. That's probably what happens. Probably happens

[00:50:42] in all the time. Poor guy. That was one of the episodes of the show. Yep. He got the

[00:50:52] girlfriend. I willingly got pussy. He is a girlfriend and then she finds out he's a nerd.

[00:50:57] And she was like, I'm I'm being raped. So he hid the fact that he was a nerd. Mom's

[00:51:04] like, Malcolm, did you rape a girl like school? What? No, I'm Brian Cranston. It's like, I

[00:51:14] don't know. Oh, wow. I don't know who told him to do that. Yeah, I'm naked. Oh, yeah,

[00:51:22] he's naked. How put your fucking clothes on you fucking bag. My husband. You can make

[00:51:36] it read. So now I got the tension. I raped this girl. And my dad turned retarded. Yeah.

[00:51:56] How come do you think I'm a and that's the we've run out of time.

[00:52:14] This is the end. I actually fucked up. I got rich wall. Actually, she's talking. He's

[00:52:26] rich, dude. Is he rich? Sure. He's a race car driver for a while. And I think that ended.

[00:52:34] I thought it's a page. I was a crypto guy. Oh, yeah. I was gonna take a page out of that

[00:52:47] book. Yeah, I would love to know. I'd like to turn the page over and fuck her in her

[00:52:54] that's what you get. Actually not actually loving the Ridge wallet. Yeah, we're gonna

[00:53:07] find your wife and fuck her in the ass. Yeah, I do. I'm with the Ridge wallet. Yeah, we

[00:53:09] said more. I got the gold one now. Yeah, which is probably too little too rich for the blood

[00:53:15] of some of the peons. It looks like you don't serve the guy. Sorry.

[00:53:20] Munas, his wife looks like they live in Phoenix. They're very happy. Phoenix. Phoenix Arizona

[00:53:28] couldn't quite cut it or Phoenix. She looks pretty. Phoenix Arizona. All the way to Tacoma.

[00:53:37] She's on all the way to Tacoma. I'm a Philadelphia man. I'm gay. I fucked her. I mean,

[00:53:47] Munas looks like shit. Dude, dude, what the who cares? You're gonna cause problems for

[00:53:52] us with the wallet company when they find out that you're besmirching their number one

[00:53:57] fan. Yeah, dude, which I don't think he is, by the way. Malcolm. Malcolm, why the hell

[00:54:10] are we being mailed the results of your HIV test? And it says it's positive. Well, my mom's

[00:54:18] pretty pissed. Malcolm, did you get AIDS again? We kind of for this. Were you doing gay shit

[00:54:26] and getting AIDS? We're low in a crime HIV medicine on your father's salary as a nude

[00:54:34] retard. Is it underwear retard? It's the town retard. I bought my pants are gone. I'm

[00:54:43] pretending to read the newspaper. My pants are gone.

[00:54:45] My pants are gone.

[00:54:48] I'm not going to bust inside of me now. You're busting me now. You can't put your bust inside

[00:55:09] of me now. Malcolm. Malcolm, did you let your brother come in your ass again? Malcolm, are

[00:55:17] you sucking Reese's penis in the garage? Mom, that's dude. I'm doing mad. We'll go over

[00:55:26] there and help your brother suck your other brother's dick already. Now you boys better

[00:55:30] suck each other's dick. Are you sucking? Oh, fuck, dude. Now that would be a good show.

[00:55:56] Yeah, y'all remember that show? It really is such an awesome formula for comedy that

[00:56:01] we've discovered. What the hell is that? It's my slave. You don't get to have a slave.

[00:56:07] You're my slave. Slaves, get out slaves. This is America. Is that a little kid? Yeah.

[00:56:17] So, you got to tell you what. I'll give you your freedom if you give me Jamie. They added

[00:56:20] a... Really? Your attitude's been pretty lousy lately. I know you've been spitting in my sandwiches.

[00:56:25] I mean, I still eat them. But now the trust is gone. What's a Reese's up to? Well, Reese's

[00:56:30] is like the American version of Spinner from the digressy. I think Reese was in the capital

[00:56:36] ride. Wasn't? I think he... Maybe that was Malcolm. I think he was there with... Malcolm,

[00:56:42] did you try to hang AOC? I think he was saying he wanted to kill Mike Pence's wife. That's

[00:56:50] awesome. He wanted to kill mother. Why did he kill mother? The hottest piece of pussy in

[00:56:55] America. He wanted to murder mother Pence. Would you get head from her and then kill her?

[00:57:04] Wait, who's Audrey Pence? My Pence's daughter? This is 2010, Burfield is Chief Creative Officer

[00:57:14] of Virgin Produce. Audrey Pence can kind of... Let's see. Let's see. I mean, for a politician's

[00:57:21] daughter. What are you talking about? I guess some of that. I don't think it's a fucking

[00:57:24] pussy. No, none of them are hot. Yes, they are Chelsea, the Bush teams. Yes, Chelsea's

[00:57:29] worse. Literally none of them are ever hot ever. No, that's bullshit. Oh, Reese's Jewish.

[00:57:34] Mike Pence's daughter is a liberal who speaks Arabic. Nice. That sounds like bullshit. I

[00:57:40] like the Pence. I'd like to say hello to the... I'd like to pence her over and fuck her in the ass.

[00:57:47] What was Paige Meehan's style? I'd like to say... I'd like to take off my Pence and put my

[00:58:00] penis over and over time. Absolutely, my friend. Have some motherfucking lily pal.

[00:58:10] I'd like to pull my Pence down. And rape her. I guess I don't know if it has to be raped.

[00:58:22] That's all right. Well, you know, you got to find the line. That's what Mike Pence does.

[00:58:29] Eric, so Dewey is from Worcester, Mass. He's a mass 29 years old born July 12th, 1991. What's Dewey up to?

[00:58:41] Does Dewey have a bitch? I certainly hope so. He speaks a little Swedish. Wow. What about

[00:58:48] Hal? What's Hal doing? Hal, did you suck my dick? I have a cock out. I have a fucking cock now.

[00:59:04] My mom is trash. My mom's a guy. Oh, I forgot about the fat guy. The fat. Yeah, the fat Craig Craig.

[00:59:12] What's trying to get the pussy from the mom? Craig Feldspar. I don't know. That name sounds a little bit too close to home.

[00:59:24] Too home. Yeah, it's funny because this guy was... Craig Feldspar is a guy that was like fucking failing at open mics.

[00:59:34] No future in comedy until 2014 and he discovered he could just be woke. Oh, you mean that's what it looks like?

[00:59:44] Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the vibe. And then a handful of girls were tricked by it. But he's still a TFW no pussy.

[00:59:54] And that's also the other woke shit's not working out. And it's interesting to see what will be the next step.

[01:00:02] Yeah, for the guys in that category. He looks kind of like Josh Gadd. David Anthony Higgins. David Anthony suck dickens.

[01:00:12] David, he's 59 years old now. Wild. Early life in education. If you are... If you're just doing it and we're looking at the Wikipedia page for...

[01:00:26] The thing I got from Malcolm in the middle. I'd like to put my hogg in says mom's pussy. Yes, sir.

[01:00:36] Yes, a motherfucking sir. Yes, sir. The personal life. In 2000 he married his wife Julia and they have two children.

[01:00:44] They live in Studio City, California. Yeah, we're a porn studio, said he? Oh, dude, chill. Come on, dude.

[01:00:50] That's nasty. And the Higgins was featured in the Hollywood edition of the Discovery Channel series Body Challenge.

[01:00:58] We worked with the personal trainer. He's a fan of Laurel and Hardy and Buster Keaton. That's no, he's not.

[01:01:04] Why the fuck is that on his Wikipedia page? Because he wrote it himself.

[01:01:10] I suck the fucking dick now. I suck the fucking dick now and my dick got hurt. I'm fucking gay.

[01:01:21] What's the last shit that the mom from Malcolm in the middle is better than she actually had? She's a good actor.

[01:01:26] In my opinion. And Jane Krasinski. She was in the quiet place. She transitioned and was on the office.

[01:01:35] That's right. With Dwight. She actually did suck Dwight's cock, I remember.

[01:01:42] She was in the... Jane Krasinski.

[01:01:47] Yeah, she's an American actor and singer. He is best known for her starring role as...

[01:01:54] My dick in balls? Sorry, I have to go to somebody else. Jane Krasinski.

[01:01:59] From 30 Rock. What the fuck is the other bitch's name? I want to suck your hard cock.

[01:02:06] Malcolm in the middle. Jane Krasmeric. I guess that's something different than the other name I said.

[01:02:19] She's married to the fucking... the dude from West Wayne.

[01:02:24] Who? Fuck Lee? Fuck Lee.

[01:02:28] Here's my ass, Mr. President. Make with it what you will. Fuck Lee.

[01:02:35] Goddamn it, thank you, fuck Lee. Thank you, fuck Lee.

[01:02:39] What does Martin Sheen sound like? I'm gay. He sounds exactly like that.

[01:02:46] Being a president is about some...

[01:02:48] You're supposed to be from New Hampshire. I'm from New Hampshire or something.

[01:02:53] It's me, Martin Sheen. Is there ever a president from New Hampshire?

[01:02:56] That's a fucking little dick ass thing.

[01:02:58] You're not the James K. Polk. You're an ass with my dick.

[01:03:03] James K. Polk.

[01:03:05] Where is he? No, he's from Kentucky.

[01:03:10] No, he's from Kentucky.

[01:03:12] No, he's from Tennessee. Who am I thinking of?

[01:03:15] No one did.

[01:03:16] Now Zachary Taylor Thomas.

[01:03:18] Zachary Taylor Thomas.

[01:03:19] It's so funny, that was the guy's name.

[01:03:23] Zach Taylor.

[01:03:26] Dude, go ahead. Do a bit. Do a bit.

[01:03:28] Do you do?

[01:03:30] No, you do, my bitch.

[01:03:32] You did say it as if you had thought of that.

[01:03:35] You know? I didn't say it. This is something Nick has said.

[01:03:38] This is a beauty of it. I got all the bits out of the way in my younger age.

[01:03:42] Now, I don't even have to use my brain at all.

[01:03:45] I can just wait for Mr. Stelianna to go real quick.

[01:03:49] I didn't steal. Rudolph Stelianna is pretty good.

[01:03:54] That's you.

[01:03:55] We're like the mayor of having a little last dick.

[01:03:59] America's gay guy.

[01:04:01] Rudolph Stelianna.

[01:04:02] Where he's like...

[01:04:05] That's two types of black people.

[01:04:09] That's black people.

[01:04:10] And then there's the N word.

[01:04:12] It's a Chris Rock bit.

[01:04:14] He steals...

[01:04:15] Is it Wikipedia page for that joke? And the Wikipedia page's title is just like...

[01:04:20] Boob versus black people?

[01:04:24] That's crazy.

[01:04:25] I mean, it's like...

[01:04:28] Wikipedia should be able to get in trouble for you.

[01:04:31] Is it in quotes?

[01:04:32] No.

[01:04:33] I gotta put it in quotes for you to say it.

[01:04:35] Yeah.

[01:04:36] I say it.

[01:04:37] But I put it in quotes every time.

[01:04:39] Let's pull this up now.

[01:04:42] Yeah, there you go.

[01:04:45] Oh, it's got...

[01:04:47] It's the soft day though.

[01:04:48] Well, we'll fix that right now.

[01:04:50] Because that's not what he was saying.

[01:04:52] Yeah, Chris Rock had to stop doing that bit because this guy's like me.

[01:04:55] We're like, you're so right.

[01:04:57] Yeah.

[01:04:58] Yeah.

[01:04:59] Whoo!

[01:05:00] I don't like the rest of what this guy's saying.

[01:05:02] Yeah.

[01:05:03] Thank you, Mr. Giuliani.

[01:05:05] Mm-hmm.

[01:05:06] Yes.

[01:05:07] How about...

[01:05:08] I'm not scared of you, motherfucker.

[01:05:10] How about Rudy Giuliani?

[01:05:13] Mm.

[01:05:14] He's fucking juling.

[01:05:15] He's doing jule.

[01:05:16] Mm-hmm.

[01:05:17] And he's singing,

[01:05:18] Dreams last so long.

[01:05:21] James left.

[01:05:23] He's after your garden.

[01:05:24] That's a really good Rudolph Giuliani impression.

[01:05:27] He's got a list based from New York.

[01:05:29] That's pretty much all I got.

[01:05:31] Yeah.

[01:05:32] Adam, I got something you can root off over here.

[01:05:34] Yeah, what is that?

[01:05:35] I put my cock in your mouth and you try and say every slur.

[01:05:39] If Nick's dick was in your mouth, that would probably be a pretty good Rudolph Giuliani impression.

[01:05:44] Mm-hmm.

[01:05:45] It sounds as if there's penis in my mouth.

[01:05:48] Yeah.

[01:05:49] Incredible small one.

[01:05:50] Yeah, it would be like lisping.

[01:05:52] Yeah.

[01:05:53] Because Nick's dick is so small, but it would only reach the tip of my tongue.

[01:05:56] Exactly.

[01:05:57] I don't like how we had to make this about me.

[01:05:58] You said it.

[01:05:59] No.

[01:06:00] You said it.

[01:06:01] You're gay.

[01:06:02] You're dick is small.

[01:06:03] It's perfect.

[01:06:04] I was my in my own business over here eating cracker face, fire sticks, whatever it's called.

[01:06:09] Fire hook.

[01:06:10] Listen, cracker face.

[01:06:12] Listen, cracker wood.

[01:06:14] Listen, I'm calling people pecker wood.

[01:06:17] Pecker wood.

[01:06:18] Yeah.

[01:06:19] Shut up, pecker wood.

[01:06:20] Don't call me that.

[01:06:21] I got something good for you right here.

[01:06:22] So you're dick.

[01:06:24] That's my fucking dick.

[01:06:26] Awesome.

[01:06:27] It's my pecker wood.

[01:06:29] Damn.

[01:06:30] Now I'm thinking, you know what?

[01:06:31] Beach House would be awesome.

[01:06:32] Yeah, let's do it.

[01:06:33] Yeah.

[01:06:34] I'm going to go to fucking playing Chinese checkers getting way fucked up on drugs that

[01:06:38] we already do here all the time.

[01:06:41] Die.

[01:06:42] But you're by the beach, dude.

[01:06:45] By the beach.

[01:06:46] I honestly do.

[01:06:47] I am a fucking beach bum.

[01:06:48] Yeah, dude.

[01:06:49] Me too.

[01:06:50] I love the beach.

[01:06:51] No, you're not.

[01:06:52] Well, me.

[01:06:53] I like I like being attacked.

[01:06:54] I like taking the board up.

[01:06:55] I like driving parking, getting out, swimming 20 minutes walking directly back to not even

[01:06:58] telling off getting back to car wet wet and sand wet and sand upholstery fucking salty

[01:07:04] as a bitch.

[01:07:05] Chase, chafing your balls.

[01:07:07] Yeah, I like to I like to fucking be out there for quite some time.

[01:07:11] Yeah, stop likes to get roasted.

[01:07:12] I love getting I'm going to get fucking tennis.

[01:07:15] Fuck.

[01:07:16] Because I'm going to go to Greece in August.

[01:07:17] The first week of August, I'm going on tour.

[01:07:19] Maybe we could just fucking be on the beach record.

[01:07:22] I would love to go.

[01:07:23] We should just record like if we all go together, though, it's because we got the money.

[01:07:27] We should go somewhere like extremely tropical.

[01:07:30] Not during the summer.

[01:07:32] Why you go to those kinds of places.

[01:07:33] It's going to fucking Jersey.

[01:07:34] Go to Jersey.

[01:07:35] Sure.

[01:07:36] Get some pussy from some juggle.

[01:07:37] Yeah.

[01:07:38] Oh, yeah.

[01:07:39] Remember there's juggle.

[01:07:40] Let's in Jersey.

[01:07:41] I'm sorry.

[01:07:42] I meant gweed.

[01:07:43] That's ugly death.

[01:07:44] Oh, yeah.

[01:07:45] We go to karma.

[01:07:46] Try to get my Dick's like by Snooki or J Wow.

[01:07:49] I was thinking we go to Belize and do the show in the jungle.

[01:07:54] I honestly don't as the fucking Jersey.

[01:07:57] Sure is nice, dude.

[01:07:58] It is.

[01:07:59] They got a really nice beach.

[01:08:00] Yeah.

[01:08:01] You want to do Long Beach?

[01:08:02] That'd be fun.

[01:08:03] We can go to my Dick Beach.

[01:08:04] Yeah.

[01:08:05] All right.

[01:08:06] Well, that's the plan.

[01:08:07] Hope you guys enjoy your summer.

[01:08:09] You know, whatever you guys are doing.

[01:08:13] Yep.

[01:08:14] Keep us updated.

[01:08:15] No, let's no, dude.

[01:08:16] Email us at adamfreeland.

[01:08:17] Adam.freeland at gmail.com.

[01:08:18] Yep.

[01:08:19] If you want to get us there, you can get us there.

[01:08:22] I'm also a department.

[01:08:26] I'm going to take that out, bro.

[01:08:29] Why?

[01:08:30] You have to take it out.

[01:08:32] Don't say it.

[01:08:33] Don't give an actual address.

[01:08:34] Is that your address?

[01:08:35] Come on, man.

[01:08:36] Just beep it.

[01:08:37] You know, just do a beat.

[01:08:38] All right.

[01:08:39] Just please be.

[01:08:40] You got it.

[01:08:41] And then you said the wrong apartments and now my neighbor's going to get her ass.

[01:08:44] It's also not your address.

[01:08:46] It is 100% my address.

[01:08:49] Is it?

[01:08:50] That is the number and the street.

[01:08:52] Yeah, just beep.

[01:08:55] And don't just beep the number.

[01:08:56] I know it's a street.

[01:08:57] It's all right.

[01:08:58] I tried to pick a number that wasn't right.

[01:08:59] No, it's one number.

[01:09:00] Very powerful address.

[01:09:01] Shouldn't have even given that clue.

[01:09:03] Yeah, just beep the whole thing.

[01:09:05] Beep the whole thing.

[01:09:06] Just the address.

[01:09:07] They can figure out the rest.

[01:09:08] Well, I'll pick.

[01:09:09] I'll pick and choose where the beeps go.

[01:09:11] You do a little beep.

[01:09:13] I'm going to have to.

[01:09:14] I'm going to have to say.

[01:09:15] No.

[01:09:16] Only so I remember.

[01:09:17] No.

[01:09:18] That's the only way.

[01:09:19] I'm going to say.

[01:09:20] No.

[01:09:23] That's the only way I'm going to remember.

[01:09:24] Because if it's got the test.

[01:09:25] He could have said anything, folks.

[01:09:27] You don't know what he said.

[01:09:30] You don't know.

[01:09:31] Well, now I can make a mental note.

[01:09:33] It's like you got to make sure that that would be.

[01:09:36] Right, right, right.

[01:09:37] It was just Adam's address.

[01:09:38] And that was the end of the conversation.

[01:09:40] That was my address.

[01:09:42] Why don't you forget and just both go out?

[01:09:45] That's how it both go out.

[01:09:47] And then literally we're like, all right, this shows over.

[01:09:49] We're going to take it down.

[01:09:50] We're going to take it down for that.

[01:09:51] That was Adam for that.

[01:09:53] And then I go down because someone hunts me down.

[01:09:57] Yeah, that's a word.

[01:09:58] And blames me for Nick going down.

[01:10:03] Well, folks.

[01:10:05] Wow.

[01:10:06] Rick Flair's bitch is still hot.

[01:10:09] Who's his bitch?

[01:10:10] His bitch that he used to go on the ring with.

[01:10:13] Oh, well.

[01:10:14] Miss Elizabeth or?

[01:10:15] No, that was.

[01:10:16] Elizabeth is Bemacho Man's.

[01:10:17] Yeah, she's pretty good.

[01:10:18] Is this a younger woman or what?

[01:10:20] No, no, he has a young wife.

[01:10:21] I think there's just friends.

[01:10:22] No, no, it's not his wife.

[01:10:23] Oh, that's not his wife.

[01:10:24] Rick Flair's wife's like, give it up for a 25.

[01:10:27] Nature boy.

[01:10:28] The fucking nature boy.

[01:10:30] Mm.

[01:10:31] Mm.

[01:10:32] Mm.

[01:10:33] Mm.

[01:10:34] Mm.

[01:10:35] Mm.

[01:10:36] Mm.

[01:10:37] Mm.

[01:10:38] Mm.

[01:10:39] Mm.

[01:10:40] Mm.

[01:10:41] Mm.

[01:10:42] Mm.

[01:10:43] Mm.

[01:10:44] Mm.

[01:10:45] Mm.

[01:10:46] Mm.