Cum Town | Regular | 06/23/2021
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[00:00:06] How is it tell us out as we're reviewing the candy that was sent to me graciously by some fucking Australian retard
[00:00:21] Called the fire crumble tell us about it. It's like a butter finger. Look. Are you getting notes of an area or butter finger?
[00:00:27] It's area is it like a honeycomb inside?
[00:00:31] There's a honey feeling to it for sure. There was a box of cereal that came with the two that I all
[00:00:36] I love snoot your grain. It's their it's like their Wheaties. I guess it tastes sort of like
[00:00:43] Yeah, I guess it is honeycomb. You know what I like it. I like it more than a butter. I like a honeycomb personally
[00:00:48] Remember honey Chris not honey Chris. What's the one that who wants to get hit off the violet violet crumble?
[00:00:53] I have a little taste honeycombs honeycombs is what the
[00:01:00] But it's their Wheaties. Hey man get your fucking your feet are in my area, bro
[00:01:05] This sponsor you're in a chair now now you think he come into my fucking foot zone
[00:01:12] And you get in a phone call on the fucking show be a professional dude, I swear to God
[00:01:17] I don't care. Yeah, hey my dick small. Oh
[00:01:23] Adam here put him on the phone so you put him on the phone and we'll let him talk for a minute
[00:01:27] And then I'll do an impression of him just for the fans
[00:01:39] I don't have to do anything you reach John's answer and see
[00:01:49] Well, I fuck you they know what he sounds like
[00:01:54] All right, well he caught up he's in mortal danger. Yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:02:00] I'm stuck inside your ass. It's too big in here. Can you unlock your ass?
[00:02:05] Can you can you move the two boulders made out of cum that are blocking the entrance to your ass?
[00:02:13] Adams asshole looks like one of my best friends Coco Mountain open it
[00:02:21] There's big expensive white and there's big balls that come. Yes, sir. Actually, I guess it looks more like the
[00:02:30] That the outside is frothing the snowy kind of and it's also looks like rainbow road on the way in the inside on account of all the rainbow tattoos
[00:02:40] Adam as the word rainbow road tattooed around in his colon
[00:02:47] And uh happy happy pride happy pride and Juneteenth that's we've got we got a double whammy this year only nine more days of pride
[00:02:56] What do you mean this year? It's every year. I'd well, but now it's a federal holiday Juneteenth
[00:03:01] It's also pride month varies. It's never the same month. Yeah, it is. No, it's always it's sometimes a
[00:03:07] Someone out of it's always in June. No someone had to take about pride and Juneteenth
[00:03:12] Coinciding I think maybe Tariq did what is nice about how it's like buck-breaking. I'm sure he did. I wanted to see his documentary
[00:03:20] He's a buck breaking. Yeah buck breaking. Yeah. Oh, that's what it's called. Yeah, it's about
[00:03:31] That's I believe I haven't watched the documentary
[00:03:34] So I'll reserve judgment until I do. Yeah, that's good. It's very funny that they made Juneteenth the holiday
[00:03:40] because like the regular the date of the rest of
[00:03:43] The slaves were because the Juneteenth celebrates is when slaves in Texas found out they were emancipated
[00:03:52] Now I mean, who knows when the one slaves were acts now you only know Juneteenth
[00:03:58] But whatever the right date was that's just lost. Yep. Nobody has no idea when that was and that's not a holiday
[00:04:06] I think I think we could probably figure out by google. It'll be like even 200 years. It's like we celebrate
[00:04:11] October 15th the memorialized when I found out about 9-11
[00:04:18] And then put people like what's 9-11? You're like, I have no idea
[00:04:22] It's some bad day that happened at some point. Yep. Yeah, and we're never gonna forget
[00:04:29] It's weird that because you celebrate Juneteenth because it's the end of something bad happening
[00:04:33] Right result the other day is not 11. It's the anniversary. It's anniversary or something bad
[00:04:37] I guess it was also the last day of 9-11 like the 4th of July was the day the declaration of independence was signed
[00:04:44] Right, it's like they don't celebrate the end of the civil war or the revolutionary war
[00:04:48] Right true. That's fucking true, bro. That's true as hell
[00:04:54] Some other observations of god. Let's see
[00:04:58] Your penis is really small. No, that's an observation everyone in the world has made that's wrong
[00:05:03] That's because they're looking through a telescope that has to make it
[00:05:11] It's really good. Yeah, you know how really out of 10. What do you give it?
[00:05:17] I'll say set violet crumble. I say eight
[00:05:21] The chocolate is a little too sweet for me
[00:05:24] But I like the honeycomb. This is on the rapper australia's violet Australia's violet crumble
[00:05:38] Some australia and pussy, you know i'm saying
[00:05:42] Juneteenth just go to fucking town on a australia pussy till it crumbles
[00:05:47] Juneteenth pune teeth pune teeth. How about pune teeth? Uh-huh, and it's the first time it's so bad out about
[00:05:58] That's awesome when they found out about getting pussy in taxes. Yeah
[00:06:02] They didn't actually get pussies out about it. Are you saying you can put your penis in a woman's hole
[00:06:15] Also, but you can also bust inside of it. You can bust inside. Mm-hmm. You can bust inside
[00:06:24] Um, what else what have we got in the grab bag handy? Yeah, what are the kind of candies
[00:06:27] Well, I'll just try all these can't this is exactly how I wanted this one to go. Yeah, hell yeah
[00:06:32] What I just wanted to say by the time this comes out. I will mall my my torsha will be announced
[00:06:37] Oh, this torsha will be announced and you can check it out at patreon.com slash comtown where it will be posted
[00:06:44] No, I mean, I guess if you want to post it. Yeah, we can post it there and that's the only play if you want to
[00:06:48] No, it's a stavey.biz. You got to sign up for patreon
[00:06:52] You calm slash come down you get all an extra episode every week. You can sign up there too. That's cool. That's the only way to access
[00:07:00] Cadbury's cara milk hooky. I'm very interested less reading more
[00:07:05] I'm very interesting caramelized white chocolate with honeycomb. I'm very interested in that
[00:07:10] What else peppermint crisp and sounds gay?
[00:07:18] There should be there should so you know how june teen celebrates like
[00:07:23] slaves in texas finding out the slavery ended there should be another holiday
[00:07:29] The rat for white people that celebrates when italian people found out about june teens
[00:07:35] That's true. Ah, come on. They're like they got what they get a whole day
[00:07:39] And then we get to enjoy their takes and then that day so oh they get a day but columbus
[00:07:44] They're trying to take it away from us. Oh italian people don't even get a little piece of pussy to pass around
[00:07:51] So I want to say i'm coming to portland seattle denver minneapolis san antonio cleveland
[00:07:58] Madison detroit pena columbus tampa mad that he doesn't get the ball disguises and
[00:08:05] No, that's not it and if you're also sucking dixton if you're in new york on seven one
[00:08:11] I guess tomorrow or is that no next week? I'm doing pantheon
[00:08:16] We'll have friend of the show david croissant to do stand up along with sam maran our old pal um marie foston and larry oens
[00:08:25] So yeah, come please it's called the prince of pleasure tour. I'm coming to your town stavi dot bid slash tour
[00:08:30] I would love to see i always confuse bell house and union bell house bell house is the big woman to chandeliers. Mm-hmm. Oh
[00:08:40] What the fuck is this one this one's good. Yeah, it's white chocolate and honeycomb
[00:08:44] It's good the hokey catberry caramel hokey pokey. I'm gonna try the cherry ripe
[00:08:50] Cadbury's cherry ripe. You know it just makes me feel like there's like a hot summer day
[00:08:55] I'm down on his knees and I just go there you go bitch
[00:08:58] And I like flop my dick out into on right on to it you think about me right into his mouth
[00:09:04] No, I'm just saying with the kind of a kid
[00:09:06] I'm saying oh the candy makes me feel he's giving her honest review of the can
[00:09:11] I know it's just I go that how you doing bitch
[00:09:15] Right. I just sort of flop my dick. It's sort of half hard. It's taken care of under your tongue
[00:09:24] I agree with that. I think there's a coconut there. No, I'm gonna I'm gonna give this
[00:09:29] The cabo caramel can 9.5 on the star roast kill bus is cherries and coconut in gold
[00:09:36] That sounds like absolute dog shit gold rich dark chocolate. I tried this one's giving me diabetes
[00:09:42] Already all right. I've had too much chocolate
[00:09:45] Shut up. We'll do the job. We're here to do a fucking job
[00:09:48] Shut the fuck up only I can complain about having too much chocolate because I have and we we have to try the peppermint crisp too
[00:09:55] Do we owe it to the people my pieces of chocolate?
[00:09:58] I have a head the little fantasy that was happening in my head that I didn't even want
[00:10:02] Just the candy made me think of it is gonna happen for real
[00:10:11] This is about to turn into a fucking permanently scarring nightmare for you via me having sex with your mouth cherry
[00:10:17] Right, but I give a three out of ten why do you continuously reference you having a sex with my mouth?
[00:10:23] Yeah, this this tastes like children's cough medicine. They're child threw up into my mouth. It's true
[00:10:29] You know what? I'm gonna. I'm gonna drop it down to two. Yeah, the cherry ripe peppermint crisp too
[00:10:34] And only the cherry ripe only gets worse the longer it's in your house. It does kind of like Adam's dick
[00:10:40] So ladies don't fuck him if you have to have sex with some
[00:10:47] It reminds me of actually what stop would uh, you know pepper before a hot state because so you're like
[00:10:56] I need to keep my breath fresh. It's like Mentos for this is like a much shittier peppermint patty
[00:11:01] This is a fucking hurry sense. It'll be bad because they don't have Christmas in Austria all these chocolates
[00:11:10] That's absolutely correct. What do you laugh about sometimes I just get I get myself
[00:11:16] About them not having Christmas makes that the pepper movie back because they don't have Christmas
[00:11:23] Get the why is there shards in this shit sucks. Let me go back to a piece of the caramel
[00:11:27] This tastes like gum. Yeah, fuck Australia for that one. Oh, you know what actually maybe no
[00:11:35] Kind of convince yourself. It's sort of like a thin mint. No, but thin mints are way better. No this is like it's glass
[00:11:46] Shut up to the caramel. Mm-hmm Australia's finest
[00:11:51] Well, I'll tell you it's certainly better than Mexican chocolate
[00:11:55] Or Mexican candy. I've never had it. Yeah, Mexican candy is uh
[00:12:02] Mexican candy literally qualifies as a hate crime towards mentally retarded people. Why that's how fucking bad the candy is
[00:12:13] Huh, I'm concanities. They got I just all like it's like a bag of like spice and salt. No, they have like a
[00:12:22] in Mexico sounds like somebody is begging for paper cuts. Okay, why
[00:12:30] Sounds like somebody is just gonna open up your feet
[00:12:36] For a week and welcome back with my gorgeous girlfriend who what's his name? No, it's not you. Yeah, it's a frankin franky
[00:12:43] Frankie's not famous. You know Frankie. I am
[00:12:47] Delaunce for bringing me out to this beach here so I can uh show you my quote unquote pussy in on the beach
[00:12:55] I've been yeah, I'm gonna shove my pussy in your ass. I've been waking up
[00:12:59] I've been going surfing. I've been in mahalo mindset
[00:13:02] But nothing that you can say back to the grind pussy. You can't hurt me
[00:13:08] I had a little bit of chocolate welcome back to the office
[00:13:11] I'm back in the office. If you ever you gotta eat as much candies means I brought you guys
[00:13:15] I brought you guys some delicious Costa Rican coffee rapidly from terazu
[00:13:34] They stole coffee from muslims. No that but I've got coffee first muslims muslims did everything first dude
[00:13:41] They did math first. That's for sure. Yeah, big numbers algebra
[00:13:51] Hammurabi's also a great name. Yeah, Hammurabi
[00:13:54] Um, what else folks and I've had a great week
[00:13:58] I saw a lot of wild animals. It's my first time in the tropics prince Ali Prince Ali Prince Ali Baba
[00:14:10] Allie right. Yeah, I was gonna say Ali Baba
[00:14:15] And they got bitches of belly dance Ali. Oh, yeah, no, that's a different guy. We're gonna say Ali Baba
[00:14:24] Get this fucking bullshit out of here. Yeah, I just simply I don't know
[00:14:27] I'm disgusted by this not I've eaten most of it. Yeah
[00:14:31] I don't uh, it's funny to treat food the same way you treat people. Yep
[00:14:36] You know where you eat you eat maybe 98 percent of it until it's just a disgusting hollow
[00:14:41] Leftover. Yep, and then you said I'm disgusted. This is disgusting
[00:14:48] Not my actions. No, not my choice to eat most of it. Not do I get consume almost
[00:14:54] the food on yeah, right I can assume that from the inside. I'm disgusted with this
[00:14:59] The food is bad. I'm gonna move on to something else. Perhaps madam cocaine
[00:15:11] I'm a hugging horny and I want to get ahead
[00:15:18] Sucks sucks sucks suck my dick. Yes. I'm my dick. Oh suck my dick
[00:15:25] Master Africa. I remember thinking like Mazda with some shit from Africa. Yeah, dude
[00:15:29] It's an ancient african fucking car come up
[00:15:31] Not just I was like wait so you mean to tell me that all of this shit is just from Japan
[00:15:39] Chinese-e-ic it's chinese-ic the chinese-ic languages
[00:15:50] From six guys. You don't even really like to go on, buy myself though not having to be seated with other people right now
[00:16:03] If I had a log ride they got me around brooklyn
[00:16:06] No, I believe I had to change the hog ride
[00:16:08] If I went outside my apartment there was like a I believe it's called a log flume right?
[00:16:14] Shut the fuck up. Why we got Alton Brown over here. Yeah
[00:16:20] We got I got some serious eats right here. We don't you guys you got a little you got a little snack at most
[00:16:27] I got some serious. You don't have serious. No, you have whatever that fucking that fat bold guy strange
[00:16:34] Eats or check out Andrew's and check out Andrew Zimmer over here when you eat a little bit of fucking dog shit or whatever
[00:16:42] Malaysian dog shit. I believe it's called a flume. I
[00:16:47] Believe you suck my coom. Yeah, that's the flume of the loom. Oh, yeah
[00:16:52] Oh flume flume flume did you guys watch the fucking olympic qualifiers for a hot girl?
[00:16:59] That's a good ass printer. You look good. She looked awesome
[00:17:02] Like watch hair big ass nails. Hold on. I'm imagining her sucking my day
[00:17:09] I don't know you're describing her limit clothes in my eyes. Yeah, she's so fast. She's the fastest
[00:17:19] She's sucking my dick and then I'm like, oh come on Adam get out of here
[00:17:24] You're just but you're just covered in paper cuts
[00:17:27] I'm just telling you what I'm trying to think about and somebody rudely
[00:17:41] Trying to just eat chocolate and I think about just hot summer day
[00:17:46] My cock out like oh bro about to make pretzels
[00:17:53] About a hot summer it's all part he can't help what's in his mind. I can't do
[00:17:59] Artist I'm just a vessel for other people's speak of the Olympics
[00:18:04] It's gonna be in the Olympics for the first time in Tokyo 2021 three on three eating dog
[00:18:16] Wild guess no karate karate is a lot is gonna be in the Olympics for the first time. That's very funny
[00:18:24] There's already like MMA people already watch fighting. Yeah, like now the karate is certainly understood to be bullshit
[00:18:32] I love I liked all the people that chose the weird martial art
[00:18:34] Like you don't see that much anymore because like all those guys are in their late 40s now
[00:18:38] Yeah, the one UFC became popular and the guys are people are like into wing sway
[00:18:42] Yeah, the people do like fucking tie bow or whatever. You'd be like isn't that bullshit. They're like no, it's not
[00:18:48] Yeah, it's like well. Don't try me. Why isn't any of that? Why is it just no one ever landed one of your little weird poem punches
[00:18:55] Brazilian wrestling and fucking like tie like defending yourself from German sex tutorial
[00:19:05] I'm a fucking gay. Yeah, oh also shouts out to Anderson Silva who won a boxing match
[00:19:14] Anyway, fuck you don't any way that Anderson Silva's a very he's a very important athlete
[00:19:20] He's a legend. You know, he kept his penis hard the whole time. Yeah, we'll hold with blue chu with blue chu calm
[00:19:26] Oh, he by the website then if you look at look at this check this out. I'm checking it out. I'm now writing down
[00:19:35] Very nice of India. Okay, the times of India. That's very funny that there's a newspaper called the times of India
[00:19:42] There's a thing called the times of India because in my mind, it's just like
[00:19:47] Like a clock and on set a number that just says call baby girl call baby girl, right give kiss to baby girl
[00:19:57] Watch cricket. It's smooch pussy past give call to baby girl, right? Those are those are the times
[00:20:02] Yeah, yeah, that's my mind. Yes. Wow time works over there. You can check it. You can set your clock the blue chu calm
[00:20:10] Yes, you can Adam your knees look swollen. It's called surfers knee. Yes, it is it's called suckers
[00:20:19] Legitimately do your knees look bigger than Stavs knees. No, no, no. Yeah, my knees are fucked up
[00:20:24] The his knees are filled with Kirkland brand of
[00:20:27] I don't have margarine in my pocket. You can see where it was injected
[00:20:32] Game on the board. That's from when I fell where it needs to be and I bang my knees quite often
[00:20:38] That's where I fell at the John Rura supposed to just pop up at the John Rura fucking
[00:20:44] Playground when I was a little kid. Yeah before you know remember the playgrounds before they put all that foam and shit
[00:20:53] You remember that I wasn't allowed on playgrounds
[00:20:59] I would there's my parents recognized very early on how good at riffing I was and so they were like we have to protect his mind
[00:21:09] Where helmet is because they're like he's really good at making fun of retards. Yeah, that least that's what I told
[00:21:19] Blue cheer calm blue cheer calm is where they chose to believe you we're trying a different type of not even ad-read
[00:21:25] But a different type of marketing I'd say right which were not
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[00:21:40] What's that well guess what we're not gonna tell you what it is is
[00:21:43] It's the Cadbury caromilk of chewable dick tablets. Yeah
[00:21:51] Tablets not pills not blue cheese, but tablets shoable like an iPad. Yeah
[00:21:58] It's an iPad is not chewable. It's an iPad. It's a rugged iPad that comes pre-loaded with pornography of all types on
[00:22:05] Oh nice designed to get your dick hard like you wouldn't believe chief in a way that your bitch never could
[00:22:14] The your dick will be unnaturally chemically hard
[00:22:18] The one thing I love about getting my little hurt. I'll tell you if there's one thing I love
[00:22:28] To have some of the most passionless sex to go through emotions
[00:22:35] That's the kind of shit just to be able to just to be fucking the getting your dick card the way you used to be able to where
[00:22:42] It just works and then your mind you're composing passive aggressive emails to your CPA
[00:22:54] They're like this is bad. You're like. Yeah, I don't even care. I forgot. We were fucking I've I completely forgot
[00:23:00] I'm getting ready to play fucking rainbow road on Mario. I'm a rainbow road and then
[00:23:06] Si in the middle of the day for some reason
[00:23:10] Just a lot of sighing yeah, then someone close to me will say what's wrong and you'll say good question
[00:23:17] That's a great question. I didn't even realize I was making so much noise
[00:23:22] But you know what isn't wrong my dick being soft, but yeah despite my brain. I just constantly telling me
[00:23:29] I see if we can see if you can just drain some of this fluid my dick stays hard
[00:23:39] You have old lady me bro, mm-hmm someone buzz you have one of the weirdest I'm at work
[00:23:48] I'm a world. You literally you should be wearing those big socks. I'm at work and all I can do is check the swell is check Amazon to see if
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[00:24:11] What is the Okamoto crown company? It's a type of Japanese kind of the you use. I don't know
[00:24:16] I've never heard yet. Yeah, that you should get them special made they're Japanese, so they're smaller
[00:24:21] But you haven't even smaller. Yeah, um, why don't know what that is I?
[00:24:29] During my doorbell accessible don't pretend you don't know what it is
[00:24:33] You know what the Okamoto I have the extra small condoms. I have no
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[00:24:44] The tracking number has not been updated and I swear to fucking God if that's them trying if I get if I like
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[00:25:04] But you know who would never do this blue chill chill
[00:25:08] Because what they would do is send you dick tablets in a discreet packaging
[00:25:13] Without any of the hassle of the doctors the visit to the doctor's office. Yeah, it's all online
[00:25:21] You know registered nurse, but I guarantee cock is small and shriveled up
[00:25:25] Even when you're in love this is this is people fucking canvassing for the fucking election. That's true
[00:25:31] That's true. That is yeah, but the time you have heard this it will be over. It'll be over. We're already have we will have written in Andrew
[00:25:39] Dice clay. Yeah, Andrew dice yang will be the phone your career chinkery. Oh no, no, no, no, no, it's no
[00:25:47] But it's Andrew. It's okay cuz he's saying I see I
[00:25:53] Thousand dollars of pussy a month thousand chips delicious
[00:26:01] Yeah, that's where you're going with that, right? No
[00:26:05] I get thousand you get a thousand dollars
[00:26:09] Yeah, man. You're yang a month, right? He's gonna cut all I think you get it a year now
[00:26:14] I think poor people now get two thousand dollars a year. That's just it
[00:26:19] Tax credit I think that's what he's promising and you're saying you promise to suck this dick as far as I'm concerned
[00:26:26] How about that number one Andrew dice clay? Yeah number one Andrew dice clay number two
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[00:26:38] That's who I want to be mayor no, I'm no in person doctor visits no awkward conversation
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[00:27:00] Which is the appropriate amount which is the correct? I don't think it's that but you can get a lot of fucking guys
[00:27:06] They just max it out just so you know your cock is hard man. The world's gonna end
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[00:27:42] I said in your line. No here it is. Here's the email now Gina is on vacation. So I'm reaching out and said
[00:27:53] Here we go. Here's the email. Okay. Hey Nick. Would you and Stavras be interested in coming on the Anthony Kumi a show?
[00:28:02] We'd love to have you on wait. That's from blue chew that no sorry. This is from Eric Nagle at compound media
[00:28:12] I'm here we go. We got would you would you go on the Kumi show Adam? Yeah to tell him what's what I would
[00:28:20] Yeah, I would go on the show and I would I would teach him the air of his ways. That's awesome
[00:28:26] Yeah, I'd really change turn things around for him
[00:28:31] He would go dr. Phil on him. Yeah, I would dog damn I gotta say I feel horrible after I feel fucking terrible
[00:28:36] It was very it was funny. I had a buzzing. I feel like absolute dog shit. I haven't had candy
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[00:30:31] Oh shit, dude some guy not only I'm fucked up about I'm fucked up about the candy
[00:30:36] But also if I miss my delivery of my weights. This is gonna be it's gonna be sure that
[00:30:42] Remember how fucking fat I was before I got that weight vest
[00:30:47] You're so gross. I'm filled with candy. Nobody will ever have any kind of affection towards me. They'll always think I'm disgusting
[00:30:55] Because I'm fat because I'm fat and it has nothing to do with your other any of your other
[00:30:59] Personality because I'm morbidly because if you're a disgusting body at 163 pounds. I'm morbidly obese
[00:31:06] Oh, man, dude some guy named stavros korokie thakis has stopped patreon.com slash
[00:31:15] He's a patron of he doesn't even his own shit. He just he's a patron of
[00:31:21] Kurzagascot in a nutshell. What's that? I don't know
[00:31:26] Do they make more money than five years ago? We start doing videos on you some YouTube guys cool
[00:31:34] So I'm thinking a lot of people are making money going from
[00:31:42] Lifestyle lifestyle gurus guru kind of influencer celebrity going into the fighting space
[00:31:50] Fighting space. Yeah, yeah, should we start doing that? I'm thinking that maybe we should start doing celebrity boxing
[00:31:58] Events against other who do you think we can fight? I'd fight
[00:32:02] Pod save America. Oh, I would fuck those guys up. I would fuck them up
[00:32:06] Is there so do you think there's somebody that we could get how much money? Could we make you got to go for the biggest?
[00:32:10] Podcasts, you know, it's like you got to go for the biggest guy on the block and I would fuck up
[00:32:17] Michael Barbara Barbara Barbara door door the fuck is that Barbara
[00:32:22] Rado from the New York Times daily. I don't know who that is, but I'll fuck him up. He's huge. Is he I mean his podcast is
[00:32:35] What's a true crime podcast we could fuck up?
[00:32:38] I don't know dude. I how much money could make coming like 300,000
[00:32:43] I would I would beat the shit out of call her daddy. Yeah, the girl
[00:32:49] You'd be the right same you would hurry the same way agreed to mutual fight you would have to fight a woman
[00:32:55] Yeah, now there's got to be a podcast that has another fat guy that I could fight I
[00:33:00] Guess so there's a podcast fact I could fight
[00:33:05] What's the guy that Maddie Matt Locke who's that the chef is he a podcast guy?
[00:33:14] You think I should fight Maddie Mathison is I hear you saying yeah, maybe him. Yeah, you can fight him. I
[00:33:27] Hey, I'm gonna get rid of 39 I'm gonna I'm literally gonna get rid of my doorbell
[00:33:31] Why because it's that I don't answer the door. How would you know if anyone's
[00:33:36] Five six I'm taller than him well settled out
[00:33:41] First of all you need to settle let me you with a universe card. We're the same height
[00:33:46] We settled that one because you're the same height
[00:33:51] Weren't it Adam what the snake stay out of this day the snake in the mongers
[00:33:57] Snake in the chipmunk versus the boss. Haul against the pig against the boss hog against the pig that lives in
[00:34:04] The garden snake the garden snake and the fucked up little chipmunk versus the boss
[00:34:09] Haul is I love is it took five minutes from area came up with a better story than all of Native Americans came up with
[00:34:19] Reference a patreon which you want to sign up for definitely because we went out to launch and got Korean food
[00:34:29] Candy and then somebody rang my doorbell
[00:34:32] I'm not I've gotten the pussiest weekend
[00:34:40] We have like babies you don't get their dad's we didn't get pussy this week
[00:34:45] And the answer is no I will not be doing the Anthony Kumi a show
[00:34:51] I could just respond to that email, but now now
[00:34:56] No, I feel like they can if this will be the test
[00:35:00] Because he's listed it. He's listed at five six
[00:35:17] Well, he's also an Aquarius. It sounds like yeah, so we're the same sign
[00:35:24] Are you sure you're not a dairy creepy a very very queenious
[00:35:34] My teeth hurt I just hit myself in the face of the mites what you get
[00:35:45] My dairy queen that's what you get for your rude little comments
[00:35:53] Yeah, I would forget was wife's cute too
[00:35:57] And then one of the questions is Maddie Mathison gay on MD daily record dot-com
[00:36:31] That he's straight. I love that's written like a six grades for six graders
[00:36:36] All the non-wicapedia wikis are all written by Indian like teenagers. Yeah
[00:36:41] That's how you end up with the fucking licorice guy saying that he's homosexual. Yeah
[00:36:47] Who you are you're right. I'm the boss. Talk your lord licorice. I forgot. Oh, we're talking about
[00:36:53] Lord licorice talking about a little chip on the mongoose
[00:36:56] Look you agreed you're a pig. I'm the boss. Hall. I'm a snake. That's so what the pigs got a job
[00:37:03] No, yeah, you're right. He's a wild is a manager. You're a managerial pig. No, I'm not
[00:37:09] I'm the boss. You're a mr. Lund gardener, but a pig. It's not a formal title. It's a title of respect
[00:37:15] Okay, there's no there's no industry that I'm the boss of who who respect of the whole forest who that you little fuckers walk around in
[00:37:23] Who all the other animals who except the fuck the name one the gay little chipmunk name one all the other name one birds
[00:37:39] No, dude, Spencer the woodpecker respects me fucking George the fucking blue J
[00:37:45] Carla the hummingbird. They're all pro me being the boss home. That's not and they all think you're a gay little fucking chipmunk
[00:37:54] No, none of this checks out it all checks out. This sounds like a typical pig sty
[00:38:00] No, I love a pig style. Yeah, you have but it's the kind of
[00:38:05] No, you're I that prevents you from seeing no, it's not
[00:38:12] Domesticated you have made a wild boar who rules the forest
[00:38:16] I have the fucking strength, but I don't use it violence against the let you they let you live in the house
[00:38:23] I go into the house to get snacks sometimes sleep with the old lady sometimes if I want I fuck
[00:38:32] Sometimes it's nice to sleep in a bed, but I don't live there. Mm-hmm
[00:38:35] And they that's not where I stay in a sale. I stay outs
[00:38:39] We've that's been that's been documented because it looks cool and because it helps other people to know that I'm the boss
[00:38:45] I'm a I'm the monger sit wears like one of the outfits from Contra
[00:38:57] Add a business card snake that's lubed up because
[00:39:05] You're covered in avocado oil in a gay guy folks
[00:39:08] A lot of people saying poisonous. No, you're not poisonous. You have no venom
[00:39:16] You have no teeth. I invent what do you mean no teeth?
[00:39:19] I'm a worm you basically a worm you're one step up above a worm
[00:39:23] You're a big worm essentially and I did you the favor of calling you a garden snake
[00:39:27] But you have to go in but you have you are a big worm
[00:39:29] But you have to go into the fucking details and find out some truths. You didn't want to discover
[00:39:34] What was your worm not even a snake? I'm not a member particularly
[00:39:39] You're a big. Yes, you're right. I'm not I don't kill with my venom. I kill through strangulation
[00:39:49] You rummage through the shit of other animals and take the nutrients that they shit out
[00:39:57] Yeah, I meanwhile rule the forest as a benevolent
[00:40:05] Sometimes I go into the house and I eat apple cores from the rich old lady and sometimes I eat her pussy too
[00:40:10] Sometimes I put my tusk in her pussy put it in a gentle way and she beats off
[00:40:15] Okay, but I also get a lot of pig pussy by the way. I feel like there's been a lot of tension on this episode
[00:40:24] I'm hibernating as a monger. Okay, we need to chipmunk. No manga chipmunks don't hibernate exactly in fact
[00:40:32] Chipmunks they don't even sleep or as the monger's dreams cushy
[00:40:41] As to be emailed to Gino the monger's dreams cushy the monger's dreams of electric pussy
[00:40:47] And it's awesome because that's that's true because you're not a mongus the chipmunk dreams of regular cocks
[00:40:57] Yeah, do you enjoy its dream of electric pussy?
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[00:45:49] So he doesn't help the woman he does he tries to but he's a coward
[00:46:04] Around the field oh he buys this a little gift to himself
[00:46:07] We're not stopping rape he buys some stuff a tuxedo
[00:46:21] It's like seven minutes of a horrific rape scene that he's like
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[00:46:39] Get out with DVD commentary about by Martin Sheen
[00:46:43] Yeah, he played the president so you know he trusts how was this guy's Chinese or something
[00:46:54] I don't even know who we're doing Martin Sheen where is she no that's dead on
[00:46:58] We're just got shiny. You know that's you're doing
[00:47:13] You didn't you didn't you didn't stop the rape you let the rate have rape happen
[00:47:33] We come on now again. I just never referenced no of course you a guy
[00:47:37] We've known I've known for fucking 15 years because of something that happened
[00:47:44] I don't know why I said that honestly shame on me
[00:47:47] I was like I was like come on. Did you be able to take a soldier? It's only half man. You should help kids with their homework
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[00:48:48] So they have that that summit do you guys?
[00:48:52] The pussy getting some of Biden versus Putin
[00:48:56] You see that. No, I didn't see it either. What summit? I don't know Biden chilled with Putin. He did yeah
[00:49:05] Putin was sitting there and he's just like Buddhist Nibi at you both of the people judge you but you see a
[00:49:13] Alright, man, that sounds good man sounds good. That's what we're friends here and my friend
[00:49:20] Zippity babbity babbity bap. What kind of Russian and I said I said that sounds like jazz music
[00:49:25] Yeah, I'll just learn about Juneteenth sounds like he's got it and we share in our culture
[00:49:31] Yes, I said you sound like scat man brothers. You ever see the movie the shot it. I fucked the bitch from that movie
[00:49:45] I told Putin just because I said look this is all off the record, but I'll rape that terrible
[00:49:55] Just as a show of good faith I said I'm gonna admit a little secret to you
[00:49:59] I'm gonna tell each other to do a secret to you and you do a secret to me my secret is I raped her a read
[00:50:04] I've fingered and raped her a read a gunpoint now you tell me what are the codes to the missiles
[00:50:12] Come on man. Come on man. It's a good trade. Come on man. How come you got even
[00:50:24] Let me see your kids cock. Mm-hmm. By the way hunter was up to some
[00:50:28] And not chill text exchanges where did he everyone everyone got magazine called like an Asian person yellow
[00:50:34] But also he was literally buying people it was like yeah, he was buying pussy
[00:50:40] Yeah, he was buying sex slaves and he was like no yellow and he was like no yellow people like can you believe he said yellow's like
[00:50:48] Yes, I can he's a fucking crack addict from Delaware B
[00:50:52] He's literally buying human beings and the guy that he's being buying to own or he's like
[00:51:00] But the guy was describing it like dude
[00:51:02] She's like he was talking about it like it was a tight that they give different types of sandwiches. He was like, oh, she's fire
[00:51:08] Yes, she's like literally yeah, she got a little fucking mooch Adele in her pussy hole
[00:51:14] But I thought that was pretty fucking funny
[00:51:21] Imagine it's gonna keep thinking about that hot sprinter
[00:51:29] I don't get pussy imagine rape in a girl
[00:51:42] Oh good movie then he gets it and gets some food yeah
[00:51:56] It's about a Chinese guy with big-ass teeth is how long it takes a
[00:52:08] He's got like a normal toothbrush. It's just like I don't get every part
[00:52:32] And it's and it's a suit to make some fuck yeah, I like that yeah
[00:52:48] Toys and toys toy police story right yeah and Jackie Chan
[00:52:53] He plays a Chinese guy that just moves to America and he thinks toys are illegal, but he likes them
[00:52:59] So he's playing with toys and they're like somebody's like oh the police are coming
[00:53:03] And so he shows like Woody and Buzz and all them up as a hide them
[00:53:16] A bunch of toys shoved up his ass they're like now he's
[00:53:21] I like that he's doing one of his he's doing his own stunts. He's also a really good singer. Is that so?
[00:53:29] Yeah, yeah, he's a top recording artist in China. That's how he learned English. Yeah, it was by singing. Yeah, I
[00:53:36] That's actually true. He did all the music in
[00:53:43] Not getting not do the music to Mulan dude. He literally did
[00:53:55] No chance, bro. Yeah, I'll make a man on a few is Jackie Chan's all Jackie Chan
[00:54:03] I mean, I know I pray to God. That's real. It is real. No, it is real Jackie Chan is like their Jamie Fox
[00:54:10] Dude, no, he is it he's a quadruple threat
[00:54:15] He's a he's a singer. He's an actor. He's a fighter and he's a threat to all women
[00:54:21] Mm-hmm. This is Chinese bill of Joel's Jackie Chan. It's pretty good. Yeah
[00:55:30] Imagine, imagine, you get like a big ass boat, right?
[00:55:34] And you like, like speaker, sound system.
[00:55:40] and pull up right next to someone else's boat that's anchored
[00:55:43] and park your shit and just blasting this and just getting,
[00:56:33] Disney's classic Mulan flopped in China because audiences didn't think she looked Chinese enough.
[00:58:15] I love the title this one okay, I love you
[00:58:18] That song I know I know we say this for a lot of things, but that makes
[00:58:40] Your rules knowing that these motherfuckers could just destroy our currency and the nucas to hell yeah
[00:58:46] I want that dude fuck my and then listening to this afterwards
[00:58:52] Did you know you know a bunch of them have laid pipe to that album you know it's great
[00:58:58] He was awesome and shy like three if you want to be and you said if you went on TV and said that this music sucks
[00:59:14] Yeah, dude people don't really run their mouths because it's like you either got to have absolute freedom
[00:59:19] You're gonna be like a free speech absolutist. Yeah, or you get thrown in jail for criticizing state sponsored media
[00:59:25] I agree, you know, I don't want this half step bullshit
[00:59:29] This stuff it's like well, we have freedom of speech
[00:59:31] But if you offend anyone in the slightest we kick your legs out from under you and in terms of economic means
[00:59:39] Yeah, no, I would rather just be put in prison because at least then you could be a martyr instead of just a guy
[00:59:43] That then has to work it like autos on right, you know get my dick sucked
[00:59:51] Also this music rocks, it's really good
[01:00:24] And if you want to write to come to that
[01:00:29] That's not enough we don't want to hear it
[01:00:38] I'll be gonna cease and desist from Jackie Chan from the CCP. Yeah, I
[01:00:42] Like the CC pussy I would like to see some Chinese