Cum Town | Regular | 06/30/2021
[00:00:00] Well, once again, we had a fun little back and forth.
[00:00:07] The first 45 seconds were fucked up, which actually not even fucked up.
[00:00:11] I could have just continued going and mixed all this down at the end, but then the file
[00:00:22] And you know, man, you're all about business.
[00:00:27] The news reporter, I'm saying I'm here with a big fat guy.
[00:00:30] No, you were first of all, there was nothing.
[00:00:32] It had nothing to do with being a fat guy.
[00:00:46] Maybe it's 6 million now is accusing me of being...
[00:00:53] How about you know how people say that this guy's a Holocaust revisionist?
[00:00:57] He's like, who actually, which 7 million?
[00:01:03] Maybe he was trying to get another million tacked on to the final tally.
[00:01:09] I don't really know what purpose that would sort of...
[00:01:11] Do you get more reparations from Germany?
[00:01:14] But the reporters, you know, just doing like, I'm hearing.
[00:01:20] It would have been one of the biggest, most classic bits.
[00:01:24] I don't know if it was one of the biggest classic bits, but just reporters...
[00:01:28] Just a nice solid way to start off in every second.
[00:01:33] There's a little behind the curtains sort of thing is often...
[00:01:39] We'll just start immediately laughing about the one thing he said and being like, dude,
[00:01:43] that's one of the funniest things that we've ever done.
[00:01:49] Right, but to be fair, he had nothing to do with this.
[00:01:52] And then he goes home and then he goes waiting to chime in.
[00:01:55] But it seemed like you guys were running with it.
[00:01:59] The episode airs and Adam will sit at home on YouTube just googling variations of Adam's
[00:02:07] Adam's story about being 13 and seeing a girl and being ashamed of sex stuff at the bagel
[00:02:22] And there was a girl and I could see her nipples through her shirt.
[00:02:25] And I had to go into the bathroom to text my cousin, my Jewish.
[00:02:39] And then the girl was at synagogue and it turns out she was my cousin.
[00:02:47] And I got my dick and I was 13 and I was Jewish.
[00:02:56] I swear to Israel, the fucking outback dude.
[00:03:08] We're sniping toddlers that have water guns in their hands.
[00:03:24] It's all that, that reached a pretty predictable conclusion.
[00:03:47] Every week there's a new restaurant further into what used to be Palestinian territory.
[00:03:52] We're opening a new location in the go land heights
[00:04:01] There's what's another part of peel the storm
[00:04:04] Well, I think the whole thing is Palestine, but that's just me no you're just just me as the good kind of no
[00:04:18] Nor guy no, no, thank you Adam. Thank you for keeping me on track. Yeah, sorry now
[00:04:29] Yeah, yeah, so let's just let's go ahead and we'll walk through the whole thing
[00:04:34] So okay, you got the out bank and what kind of animals they got there?
[00:04:38] They got a kangaroo. That's got a change purse, right?
[00:04:41] And you know what I'll say it looks more like a rat I
[00:04:50] I'm imagining myself as Chuck E Cheese from a couple weeks ago, which I've spent
[00:04:55] I don't know if I made it made it clear, but my version of the Chuck E Cheese outfit. There's no head
[00:05:02] It's my own head. I like that. I like that. I've balded at this point
[00:05:06] So I'm like a shitty comb over yes, and I'm painted gray and there's a fake snout a fake like ratty snout
[00:05:13] I oh nice. Just a nose that you like put on yeah put on that
[00:05:20] I like that a lot bite marks in and that's that's all it's by the way. It's body paint
[00:05:26] So you can see your cock is just gray. No, I saw the rest of the suit on no
[00:05:30] No, you're body spot. It's gray spray body paint from the you can see your dick and balls and they're just painting
[00:05:36] The bottom of the suit has to be all fat and you with big rat legs in the tail well you've gotten fat
[00:05:42] Yeah, but not fat enough to to I mean it has to be all but I thought down where my legs are
[00:05:48] We just be a big thing like a big ball sack. Maybe I have elephant hyasis of the balls
[00:05:52] Yeah, I like that and that's a big rat belly and I have maybe I'm just actually a rat you've turned into a rat and
[00:05:59] Yes, you turn into a some kind of mythical half right back to Jewish out back stay and I'll say I
[00:06:06] Here's how naive I am not naive, but I was running it. I thought we were going West Bank
[00:06:11] Not just the bank the Jews. Yeah, I was confused about that too, but I didn't want to do a fact check
[00:06:19] That's actually what's beautiful about it. Okay, it's a verse kind of a catch all its verse
[00:06:24] It's a versatile happy gets fucking fucked in the ass. It's it it fucks in the ass
[00:06:28] Yeah, I hate I kind of always have hated dual puns like two-way puns
[00:06:33] What do you mean like something like that where it's like the bank because you're going out bank
[00:06:38] But then which direction you go from there? It splits off right this two different paths for the
[00:06:43] Choose your own adventure. Well, no because it's there's an implied non-specificity there even though they seem like elegant and complex
[00:06:52] Well, you need to understand that there's elegance in the what's lazy is is you
[00:06:59] Somebody that doesn't say you've done broad nothing to the Jewish outback steakhouse
[00:07:06] That doesn't make sense no you went into a chest cheese
[00:07:12] Because in my mind we're at the strip mall that has both an outback steakhouse and a chucky cheese and I'm going into all the stores
[00:07:19] Okay, saying how could this be more Jewish right? You're doing the work. I get radio shekel
[00:07:25] They got that there. Okay. Now. We're gonna doing a mole. They got a Barnes and Noble. Yeah. Yeah, and it's
[00:07:40] Show far ends in noble and they sell those trumpets. Yeah, Jafar is in noble
[00:07:51] You guys don't deserve the show far. I gotta be honest with you why
[00:08:02] Shouldn't shouldn't be a part of your religion. It should be a part of a cool old like mystic religion with fucking wizards and shit
[00:08:07] I know we're the people of the book, you know, when's the last time I jude did a real magic trick with miracles
[00:08:16] It's been a while you do with miracles. No one's actually a container store, but it's a like a
[00:08:21] One of the containers from a shipping container like a box car
[00:08:26] That they're doing sex trafficking. That's that kind of container store. How about that? Is that still a Jewish thing?
[00:08:32] Yeah, you know because of the trains and stuff a little bit a little bit of a stretch
[00:08:37] I have to it. All right, but I'm thinking about the things that are in this shopping center in my mind
[00:08:42] I get it. I just think that you have a more direct time a Panera Panera bread
[00:08:52] I'll go with that one that one more sense to me. All right shipping container store. Yeah
[00:09:01] Okay, that's that's a dunk right there Jamba and what does Jamba mean?
[00:09:12] It's a bunch using blackface with loin cloth like a lenny Kravitz type of thing
[00:09:22] Okay, and you buy them there I don't know we're just
[00:09:28] Because I've been it becomes so pissed at Adam that we had to leave
[00:09:32] Chuck a cheese no, we were in a show it's weird to outback steakhouse out bank steak out bank steak
[00:09:38] I have to leave that we went to Chuck a cheese for a second. You got mad
[00:09:42] You got mad you're like I thought we were out back steak house
[00:09:45] You just said it was because you're not even paying attention to where we are. I've been laser focused
[00:09:49] I've been trying to pay one Adam. No, I have Adam. It's okay to admit you made a mistake
[00:09:54] Yeah, maybe laser cut diamonds maybe yeah, because of the Jewish involvement but you sell them for
[00:09:59] The real price their lab grown diamonds. Oh, they're fit. But you say they're de beers
[00:10:06] It's nice. I mean, it's better for the you know
[00:10:09] Better for the world you should be charging lower though. What do you mean?
[00:10:14] Lab grown not the same I hear it's just as good
[00:10:22] Disrupting the wedding industrial complex. You're dis sucking you're just sucking these are blood
[00:10:30] Which includes my penis my balls and the top part of my asshole other otherwise known as the gooch
[00:10:39] That's the stavros penis industrial complex and you're sucking you're dis sucked it sucking it
[00:10:46] Okay, and you're really having a good time
[00:10:48] You're you're throwing me and then you're taking your tongue from the tip of my dick all the way to the to my gooch almost to my asshole
[00:10:55] With you get all the penises in my mouth still no you're taking a break
[00:11:05] Beepo is there yeah and the beep refers to the sound that the ATM makes when you enter your pinco
[00:11:11] Oh, I thought you were gonna go with the slur thing, but okay, it's you don't really say slurs that much
[00:11:17] Yeah, I'll give you that we don't say them in public. That's true in private
[00:11:22] Mm-hmm. Do you guys that there's their Jewish confession?
[00:11:29] Limited to they have a limited one point seven five
[00:11:34] Little bit less. Yeah. Yeah, it's cheap
[00:11:41] Let's see what are some other stores in the mall on T. Anne's what kind of stuff Ross dress for Rossburg dress for even less for even less yeah
[00:11:52] Aunt Frank's there we go. You have to sneak into a little closet for again pretzel pretzel
[00:12:00] March marshmarshools marshmarshools dress for marshmarshools. Yeah
[00:12:09] What's how can we get slow mo in the mix that's let's let's do the rare
[00:12:14] Momo DFO slow mo depot. Mm. We already did home below slow. I'm deep. Oh, yeah, he did he did home people
[00:12:22] I forgot so you have them. I'm kind of curious though. It's just a store built completely around the beep sound
[00:12:30] Yeah, what gets sold there? What does it look like?
[00:12:33] This is why this is we're not going in we're not going into any of the story just seeing this we're doing what they call in the
[00:12:40] Intelligence Community World building by intelligence community. I mean people that are smart enough to play tabletop games
[00:12:50] I mean CIA we need another tabletop game
[00:12:54] Yeah, to replace that's one of the stores is
[00:12:58] The Wizards of the Coast is there and they have tabletop games. Uh-huh and the wizard is a
[00:13:11] Wish Wizards of the coast is that a real store?
[00:13:14] They think it's a store for nerds. It's a story. Yeah, I wouldn't know it's a store that
[00:13:19] I would go to the pussy company that owns the magic the gathering store
[00:13:23] Oh, that's what it is or magic the other in game
[00:13:25] And I think they had retail installations and I did see as I would never know that because of my dick being too fat on account of that
[00:13:38] There we go. All right. I like that a lot actually cuz rat that's what a rabbi is basically
[00:13:45] That yeah, they do are there any rabbis that have a pointy hat
[00:13:52] No, I mean they were skull caps I guess yeah, and then isn't then they got that big furry round thing
[00:13:59] Yeah, that's true. That's kind of a wizard and then the blues brothers kind of one those are all the styles
[00:14:04] The blues brother ones they can get close
[00:14:10] It's funny on close the cowboy hat is to the wizard hat more if then if you wear like a wizard hat you look stupid or
[00:14:17] But if you wear like a cowboy hat people think you're like the coolest guy right?
[00:14:21] What's a wizard has like a dunce caps like a cone no, yeah, it's like a witch hat that doesn't look like a cowboy hat
[00:14:29] They looked what are you talking about?
[00:14:31] Like a dip in the middle of the point it just says the dimple it doesn't have a point on I guess a witch hat is a prim too
[00:14:37] Yeah, I guess point take I'm not sure we're running a witches hat the point guy. That'd be cool
[00:14:44] Yeah, the style is like a New York City fashion style. Yeah, this is a pointy hat
[00:14:50] There have to be ways that we kind of become
[00:14:53] You know find our own thing. Yeah, you know what the lower inside gay black guys
[00:14:57] They kind of stole Carmen Sand the egg they did a couple of really did yeah, it's annoying. Yeah
[00:15:04] And they're mad about that. Yeah, it's a dog back. Yeah, it was an idea of mine that they probably a good dark wing duck
[00:15:20] Yeah, cuz you were at pride month damn I would I would fuck this lady. Yeah, I agree with that
[00:15:26] I typed in which hat and the first result is a woman and now we're gonna how we're gonna run through these real quick and
[00:15:33] Let you guys know if we'd have sex with the women in the pictures
[00:15:43] This is a yeah, see the wizard had it sucks because it's it's not quite a wizard. It's not a witch hat
[00:15:50] It's a this is more of like a fucking that's a fedora version of a whiz of a witch hat. Yeah, I don't like Harlow a wide brim
[00:15:57] Hat yeah, but you know what I'll say it's not just the gay low-reside black eyes. It's really all black eyes
[00:16:06] What they all dressed like Carmen Sandi that hat is in the mix for I would say the majority of the well Pharrell kind of like
[00:16:13] Ferell started well no, but that's a different habit
[00:16:16] Fuckers, I've been hearing like a resurgence of Pharrell and Bruno Mars just around people listening to which always struck me as they
[00:16:23] Music for people with down syndrome. I don't think that's true about Pharrell. You could say that maybe about Bruno Mars
[00:16:29] Either really yeah, I think he's got this big wide
[00:16:36] Opiole guy hat from a store called lack of color
[00:16:46] Yeah, I'd fuck her to you. She looks like she's got a nice little fat pussy area
[00:16:50] Yeah, you can press down on it while you fuck her. Yeah, I can't well the zoom in on the face
[00:16:56] Let's go to contact. Yeah contacts see what I would have sex with
[00:17:02] Can we contact the company and ask them to have any pictures of the models breast?
[00:17:10] Do you have any picture the models breast water pussy area looks like
[00:17:15] Concerned who make it sir. I'd like to see the area direct not we listen. You don't have to show me her actual pussy
[00:17:20] Oh, look we're getting even oh there we go. That's close actually more of a pussy here
[00:17:28] These are the same woman it's the same dumb bitch interesting
[00:17:32] Let's see if the booster shop don't miss out. Oh wait hold on from from purine
[00:17:39] Maybe we can purine maybe this is my dick is purine search web
[00:17:47] Heinrich purine maybe you can find the purine pussy
[00:17:56] Yeah, we can go maybe he has a picture over his tag to use a picture this looks this looks very similar like her
[00:18:07] I found this woman. Let's see that let's click on the one where you guys here
[00:18:12] Compare the pussy area computer and hands
[00:18:17] I think this might be it. I think you're not wrong. Yeah, the top
[00:18:26] The toss the tajah, I guess it's like what's that go down to them when we cut your tits a little
[00:18:36] Yeah, she's got a nice little parrotities you anyway, I guess she's
[00:18:42] Whatever the red slide. I think it's Finland
[00:18:45] What's your Finland's blue and yellow blue. I think it's Denmark. I think it's Denmark
[00:18:56] You didn't know what you said you said Sweden then you said no
[00:19:00] I fucking nailed it my final guess was Denmark if you would because we ran through and already eliminated all the other we didn't
[00:19:05] No one thought it was Finland, but you're dumbass all right Adam said Finland Adam can't even see never said Finland
[00:19:17] If you're in the tasha from Finland just
[00:19:21] Denmark you fucking I wanted to get a matching witches had with you and suck your fat pussy area
[00:19:27] I bet you honestly I do think she has a fat
[00:19:30] Watch this this gets better than you think this is gonna get back to this woman and what I'm saying is going to be the highest
[00:19:38] And I'm gonna be extradited to Finland to serve time. Yeah for soliciting a pussy snack
[00:19:49] Yeah, yeah, yeah, she looked better on her Instagram
[00:19:53] Then she I don't think actually I don't think that was the same woman modeling the hat you don't you don't say I don't think so
[00:20:03] See that's a different bitch my friend well whatever if you want to email any woman
[00:20:10] Tell her come down some bitch from Denmark
[00:20:18] Let's see if we'll look at the comments somebody's like do you know who this bitch is yeah, and they're like yes
[00:20:24] You should text her she'll probably right on Instagram. Yeah, she's having sex with guys from Instagram if you wanted to check in
[00:20:37] Adam how you feeling I know you had a little I didn't see any of the girl
[00:20:41] You don't need to know about the girls about me
[00:20:45] Pepto biz and I'm feeling better a pepto jiz mall. No, it wasn't just it was a peppy
[00:20:50] Come with some some pink food dying. That's not what it was. Pepto jiz mall. It's a little
[00:20:58] Tastes awesome tastes like great like a minty bubble of it dude. It's a but why don't other things say it's like that
[00:21:06] It's a great question great flavor. Shout out to them
[00:21:09] And this is all off of a piece of pizza your stomach was fucked up
[00:21:12] No, I had pizza last night and then I had a from the table pizza this morning before I
[00:21:18] Oh, you had overnight pizza. I had overnight pizza overnight on the fee having dairy. Wow. Yeah, this is boring for the
[00:21:27] Wow, dude. You fucked them. It was very dramatic
[00:21:30] Dude, I remember being like 20 and I could you eat anything sorry?
[00:21:34] I could just eat Chinese food left out overnight. I had that kind of confidence this morning for no reason
[00:21:40] No, you're an old man. My stomach's back, dude
[00:21:42] I ate a shit on a spicy ass Indian food the other day. I was like this is gonna kill me, but I don't even fucking care
[00:21:47] Well, quarantine's over. Yeah, that's right
[00:21:52] So it's like you know restaurants are packed now because everything's like open back up
[00:21:55] But I went I got Indian food and Indian restaurants are exactly the same as they were which is like you go in
[00:22:01] There's always literally absolutely no one there
[00:22:08] There's two guys that there's always two guys there. They're both wearing like fucking like businessmen like concierge
[00:22:15] Like the world's worst come over and then the waiter comes over and they like whisper to you
[00:22:32] That's like a big part of the Indian rat. It's like are you worried that someone will hear us. Yeah, why are we allowed to be here?
[00:22:41] He's a fucking horny dude. Yeah, yeah, he talks a full volume. He's got a bus
[00:22:54] My pain is fully jackalette and the woman you have come with I can see her breasts
[00:22:59] My penis is sleeping and I don't want to
[00:23:07] Please tell the woman you're with not to look me in the eyes again my penis is I can only hold him my penis
[00:23:13] So long I had to I had to sing builds on the bus to my penis to make it go to see
[00:23:19] Oh, I'm going to go back into the back and give my penis a little warmer milk so that it gets sleepy again
[00:23:25] What what would you like to eat? Please did not have the woman speak if she can write her order down. Yeah
[00:23:35] Write her order and slide it out and then there's always like there's like silverware on the wall is decorations
[00:23:43] Remember the fucking Indian buffet in Baltimore. Yeah, I don't remember the way it looked. I just remember being
[00:23:49] Blown away by how shitty it was shitty, but I was a good time, man. Mm-hmm
[00:23:54] I was a funny there all the time. This is a funny day funny day good day
[00:23:58] Yeah, the audacity to charge me full price for the buffet and there's nothing in the buffet and then I wasn't allowed to go get second
[00:24:08] Yeah, dude, I feel like I just loaded up just instinctually because that's how I handled the buffet to begin with but you
[00:24:16] I go I go to small plates. Oh, yeah, go tapas
[00:24:19] Uh, yeah, well, I like that. I like that. I like that. I feel like I get my worth if I've had multiple trips
[00:24:25] I respect that the buffet for me is making all the trips. Yeah. Well, listen the secret is you can do both
[00:24:32] Yeah, I can load up dude. We got to go to Chinese buffet now that now the quarantine is over in New York's back
[00:24:38] We got to drive outside of New York City to go to
[00:24:42] To get Chinese buffet. Yeah, dude. I saw a fucking I saw like just a just some lady
[00:24:47] Sitting down inside of a bulletproof Chinese restaurant having her having like low-main. I was so jealous
[00:24:55] Adam how do me it's below man. Yeah, what's that man? He's blows men. You suck
[00:25:01] You sucking a picture of you sucking a guy's cock. I eat a picture. Yeah, that's below me
[00:25:05] You eat a picture, but you've done it also by the way. You've long guys and you look at
[00:25:15] When there's no cock you get fucking sad so you fucking
[00:25:25] Headshots of some guys penis that he eats
[00:25:31] They're not like donka roos. He rolls them up any dish them and come
[00:25:35] And they're called comers and they serve it at the outbank
[00:25:37] They all being steak hair. I'll bank say yeah, you would think that
[00:25:45] There's a lot of first of all we've been to Australia. We know how fucking heavenly foods is by Asia
[00:25:51] You would think that you would think that you would take
[00:25:55] Like great type of anybody would think that it would be you damn the typhoon was off the fucking hook
[00:26:03] Guys, guys see you some some guy named tom some some Tom a guy named Tom penis
[00:26:15] It's no it's very good men guys guys. That's how you trick people into eating cock with you
[00:26:20] No, that's not true. You tried trick me that way gay guys don't even eat penises
[00:26:27] Yeah, you do though. It's not proper gay. I'm just some sort of cannibal from
[00:26:31] All right, we don't have to look man. You don't have to try and you know I've had a bad stomach today
[00:26:42] You know, you're taking advantage of me a sick man. That's true. I had table pizza
[00:26:50] Oh, sorry. I got distracted by something on my phone. I believe we were calling Adam a fag
[00:26:56] Yeah, I believe we were calling our associate. That's true
[00:27:01] Lord of the dance is what they would call him back in the back in his river dance days. Oh, yeah
[00:27:09] A lot of people know this but river dance was actually it was made by israel to make ireland look bad
[00:27:15] Yeah, oh really? Yeah, they're like we need at least one country to look gayer than us that guy michael flatly dude
[00:27:20] It's funny. It's like ireland had one shot
[00:27:23] What do you mean for like a hundred years? They were like like like we really shouldn't let ireland
[00:27:29] Participating like western culture at all. Yeah, what about the cranberries? They had one shot
[00:27:39] We've been waiting for this forever. Yeah, it's like look at this and we're like all right
[00:27:52] Another century to figure out something. Oh, yeah, they're almost as bad as the native americans. All right
[00:28:02] Anti-native american or agenda first peoples. I'm trying to i'm trying to get sucked off by
[00:28:15] They don't have girls. He didn't but I like that. Okay, that's funny and you do have girls
[00:28:20] Stop accidentally admitted he was gay. I did acknowledge most worth it
[00:28:24] You do gland acknowledgments. I get sucked off by chief sucks
[00:28:27] Let's not forget who eats a picture of a man's penis
[00:28:30] Who loves blow main which is a man's penis or either that or a picture of you sucking a man's penis
[00:28:38] That's that's the difference between northern and southern chinese
[00:28:41] Is it gay chinese with a shang how he's blow man? Yeah, also the quan quamjo
[00:28:47] Fufusio fuck. Yeah, exactly blow man and you
[00:28:52] Fuck both of them. You like both of them. Yeah, well, I'm a man of the world
[00:28:56] Yeah, you're going to go in this gen famous foods and you're like
[00:29:00] Uh, excuse me. Do you have the picture of a man's penis?
[00:29:04] Style what do you call that? Dandan noodle?
[00:29:06] Is that what dan dan that's you sucking two guys named dan on in the west?
[00:29:12] Yeah, it's where adam adam knows adam one of them is fucking adam in the ass
[00:29:17] And the other one's fucking in the mouth and adam rocks back and forth like a like a rocking horse almost
[00:29:23] In between the two legs that's visual. You can be a fun a fun ride at disney world is
[00:29:28] It's like, you know the pirate ship that goes back and forth. Yeah, but it's adam on all fours and there's a dick
[00:29:39] Rocks back and forth going into each one of them. That's a good that's a good and children ride on his back
[00:29:50] It's the come town amusement. That's awesome. We should build that we should have
[00:30:00] It's just you know the six flags rides where they put like eight billion dollars into the line aspect of the ride
[00:30:07] We go in this place and it's just like batman being like god i'm stolen all the calm and god
[00:30:11] i'm sitting and he's letting on drinking it
[00:30:19] Yeah, adam and women's makeup and like you'll never get the shh shh shh you'll never get to come back batman
[00:30:26] And it's still a bad batman themed. Yeah, of course
[00:30:29] That's it. That's the weirdest bar about six flags. It's half it's like it's batman and bugs money too
[00:30:36] And welcome because disney had all this other shit and Warner brothers isn't really kind of centralized
[00:30:41] This is the rest of the shit. Yeah, they're like welcome to the wayans brothers porky pig. Yeah
[00:30:56] You can do the wolf blitzer get pussy experience. That would be sick because you know my man
[00:31:02] You know wolf was cleaning up after 9 o'clock. You know my man. Yeah, uh, we got to talk about uh super organic
[00:31:11] And let's also talk about the prince of pleasure tour that is now launch tickets go to stavi dot biz
[00:31:17] And buy those and also if you're i'm coming everywhere
[00:31:20] And if you're in new york this week tomorrow
[00:31:24] Go to the bell house pantheon i have a great show
[00:31:28] Me sammer el dave across marifost and larry oh and it's great show you're gonna want to fucking get tickets to that folks
[00:31:34] But if if you're not in new york and you're not going to any of the many cities that i'm going on tour
[00:31:40] What you're gonna want to do is fucking drink or smoke or super organic or take a pill of cray of craydom
[00:31:47] Yeah, or put it in a water or some fucking shit
[00:31:51] You're gonna want to do that from our friends
[00:31:54] Over at super speciosa isn't that right nik
[00:31:59] Uh, get super leaf dot com slash comtown. Yes now
[00:32:03] There's there's definitely gonna want to do that
[00:32:06] There's something that you know, they're saying that this stuff is like coffee for your dick for your cock
[00:32:11] It wakes it up like you wouldn't believe they're saying it's if your dick it doesn't work
[00:32:16] I don't know if they you can so I don't know what that means
[00:32:18] It's like a cup of coffee for your prickadale. Well, it's kind of like a cup of coffee for everything
[00:32:23] That's right your cocky. I feel like coffee probably makes it harder for my dick to work
[00:32:28] Yeah, so I need to offset it with some super leaf with some super leaf craydom, right?
[00:32:33] I don't know. I guess it's like yeah, they say it's energizing
[00:32:36] I think it depends on you or maybe it's just the kind that I had because they sent me a bunch tonight
[00:32:42] And that yours chilled you out. I'd why I don't I don't you know me. I hate learning
[00:32:47] Sure. Yeah, so they're like there's three kinds and I was like, I don't want to hear it pal
[00:32:52] Mm-hmm. I'm just shoveling into my mouth
[00:32:54] I never learned anytime you start off with those three things. I'm not learning it
[00:32:58] No, I learned two of the things stoplights red green got that. I don't know what the fuck yellow
[00:33:04] I want during yellow yellow is that doesn't it really is stupid that yellow even exists. Yep
[00:33:12] It's what it's the trans I have no respect for you. They're like, oh, I think I'm a girl and a boy
[00:33:18] I'm the fancy. I can only be here for a minute. I have to go out with my girls. It's gender queer
[00:33:23] I only have a couple of seconds to spend with you while I let red and green do all the work in society while right sure
[00:33:30] The Chinese trans color kind of like the me of the this is all you can that's sure you're no
[00:33:36] You're more like to stop. You're more like red. No, Nick is stop your go. I'm go. Yeah, I'm yellow
[00:33:45] Um no you're something else. Yeah, Nick is like stop that
[00:33:49] I don't like that. You know, sov is like just go, you know
[00:33:55] Pussy yeah, you know, that's sure you got me there. Me. That's two of things. I love to just connect it
[00:34:02] I'm connecting the two you're not that to be clear
[00:34:05] But I am not the very not yellow in terms of go in terms of pussy and food whatever you just said and going
[00:34:13] I'm trying to hear like the walk sign or the don't walk sign or something that's not even involved in the driving
[00:34:19] You're you're like a sign. They put it up in a preschool
[00:34:22] That's like everyone do a single file line to go to the bathroom. Oh, you know what I am
[00:34:27] I'm the the train thing that the ding ding ding ding ding
[00:34:37] You know what you you are you're the sign that's the road narrowing sign because it kind of it always looked like a big
[00:34:46] That's what Adam is. Mm-hmm. Stop you can continue being the green line. I'd like to be the green line
[00:34:50] I think the traffic light analogy is no cleaner because it's three and we're three
[00:34:57] But it's really not clean. It doesn't make any sense. All right. Okay. Yeah, this is Adam
[00:35:02] That does look kind of like although, you know, it's also curvy. He looks kind of like a woman
[00:35:06] You want to fuck well, I've you imagine that's the asshole and that's the pussy. Yeah when I was a kid
[00:35:10] That's I always see the asshole's wider. These are the legs
[00:35:14] So legs are split open. That's the pussy. That's the bottom of the butt cheeks. I see yeah, I like that
[00:35:20] I like that. I think I could be something else also though. What do you mean? You don't want to be green anymore?
[00:35:26] That's like I could be green, but everyone loves green
[00:35:34] Don't fucking don't act like you said it like it gets you
[00:35:39] Yeah, you want to go to that is cranium allows you to chill out enough to have these kind of these all
[00:35:46] You know, here's Adam. Here's that the detour song
[00:35:51] Remember maybe yield the yield. Yeah, I'm warning big get pussy area
[00:36:01] As a kid so yield signs where you want to hear I'm the welcome sign to Hershey park
[00:36:07] That's me, dude. Yeah, you're glad they have some chocolate and have a good time
[00:36:13] Welcome to Hershey park. So the yield signs are always red
[00:36:16] Yeah, and then occasionally I remember you would see a yellow yield sign
[00:36:21] And as a kid that was like it was a rare. Yeah, it was a little treat for you. Yeah, I was like man. I love that
[00:36:27] I don't remember the yield sign. Fuck you free. No, I'm not afraid. I love that
[00:36:34] Well, you know, I used to teach defensive driving. So if you go to what website get super leave.com
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[00:36:45] No, they got they got a bunch of you from Southeast Asia. It's legal is shipping the off of clean
[00:36:51] It's uh, it's very good if you're trying to withdraw from heroin
[00:36:58] We've heard we can't say that legally that seems to be what people mostly use it for
[00:37:04] Uh, but it's just good. I remember one time years ago a friend of mine's like you got to try this stuff
[00:37:10] It's good. It's just and this is a guy that did a bunch of drugs in the past and he said you know what?
[00:37:15] This is fucking good stuff. I don't need to do drugs. I have this one and it's not drugs
[00:37:19] He's a he's a nice. He's a good guy. Yeah, a touring musician
[00:37:23] Why are you if you if you're good at controlling yourself, then it's probably great the first thing in the morning
[00:37:28] You know drink your little cup of cratum and set a cup of coffee because it doesn't it
[00:37:32] It does wake you up, but you know, it shows you how it's kind of like i've heard it compared to mixing a cup of coffee with a percocet
[00:37:39] That sounds awesome. Uh, and if you can't listen if you don't if you can't get get super leaf
[00:37:44] Maybe just put a little percocet in a cup of coffee. Uh-huh
[00:37:47] Uh, wait this stuff is it's uh, it's pretty good. It's clean. They test
[00:37:51] They got the cratum association of america. Yeah, the american kennel association
[00:38:00] In terms of fake drugs, they're nearly beating out cbd and the westman sir which cbd they also i think they had these guys have that
[00:38:10] But we were mainly talking about it. They do but we're mainly talking about the cratum. They got this new shit now
[00:38:16] Also the corner store in my neighborhood just sells delta eight. Yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:38:20] They sell delta eight, but they're like we also have uh just complete the weed
[00:38:25] Like i've never been in there before he's never seen me. I'm not even i was looking for a fucking die doctor pepper
[00:38:34] Delta eight edibles are straight up. You're just high. It's from fucking marijuana. It's not it's not like k2 scary
[00:38:40] Dude, no, it's literally edibles and you get fucked up and you go to get super leaf dot com but yeah good
[00:38:46] If you don't have access and look we're lucky we live in the greatest city in the world where you can get drugs
[00:38:54] Legally at your fucking bodega. That's right. But for you fucking
[00:38:58] Humps in the middle of the country. Oh, it's good for pain relief. That's what though. Yeah, I don't really have pain
[00:39:05] Um, well your asshole. Yeah, it says aging millennial and you're new to aches and pains then create first of all i've
[00:39:11] You if you're new to pain in your 30 mid 30s. Yeah, then uh, you haven't you haven't uh
[00:39:21] You haven't experienced heartache and loss. Yeah grow up
[00:39:25] Um, yeah, if you heard your back pull a muscle from all the fucking on mind with a glass of cratum tea
[00:39:32] Cool. I don't you know what I will say I will push back. I don't like the idea of
[00:39:36] You know, it's like you just you put I put in a little mason jar
[00:39:45] And I doubt it because powder and I'll tell you this no matter where you get this stuff. It tastes like fucking dog shit
[00:39:55] Really it does not yeah because it's a plant. That's like a dried out plant
[00:39:59] Mm. Even plants are supposed to taste good tastes like fucking shit. That's true. I don't know. I think the mario mario. Oh, no
[00:40:08] What about cocoa? Yeah, what about mint mint taste?
[00:40:11] All right, well then dry out a bunch of mint grind it up and put it in the cup and see if you like that
[00:40:18] Uh, that's true. See if you like that super spicy
[00:40:23] The secret supplement that influencers don't want you to know about why are they holding it for themselves? It's a great pre-workout supplement
[00:40:32] Um, we took a whole bunch of it's a cousin of coffee. I didn't realize plants can have cousins. Yeah, they do
[00:40:41] Which is very funny. Yep to imagine the plant's like yeah
[00:40:52] Yeah, a bee sucked my wife's brother's cock and spit it into that lady's pussy over there
[00:40:58] Is they say they called the birds in the bee, but it's really the plants in the bees. Yep, that's right
[00:41:03] The bees are just dipping them taking a bath and flower come. Yeah, they're fucking
[00:41:08] Flowers, uh, fucking freaks comes in tea powder and capsules that you can put anywhere your pockets your backpack your pussy case
[00:41:17] They're grateful to go your ass your pussy
[00:41:19] Um, everyone's got residual covid blues. Sure super speciosa can pull you out of your rut
[00:41:31] The beginning of the year. I didn't really have I don't mean call it residual covid blues
[00:41:36] but everything was on hold in the year clicked over and
[00:41:39] It's like all right now Biden's president and uh
[00:41:43] Nothing. I mean, it's just the same bullshit. Mm-hmm
[00:41:50] Supplements. Yeah to not kill yourself. They're not just our drinking right which you know, I'm proud of you
[00:41:57] It's been a while great. Um can help improve your mood deliver energy and reduce pain those people feel better
[00:42:03] Also use your brilliant stress and take the edge off
[00:42:06] Every batch it's like beating off every batch of super spicy. I says a QR code to scan and view the exact lab certificates
[00:42:13] That's awesome. That's pretty cool. Dude more shit should have that. I agree people should have a QR code on the back of their neck
[00:42:19] That you can just hold your phone up and it tells you they're exact to race. They're 23 and be resized
[00:42:23] Take sure that how many and how much pussy or dick they've gotten how ran through they are. Yeah
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[00:42:59] Newly restocked we got some new designs
[00:43:02] Hidden the store as soon as they can manage to go a single month without where things running out of stock. Oh
[00:43:10] Oh, yeah, stavey.biz. We got t-shirts now, you know
[00:43:15] The why Nick why why why only put money in Nick's pocket?
[00:43:19] Make sure it does it goes to me too. Are my t-shirts is good? No, Nick is a better
[00:43:24] He knows better mine or more universal. They don't just say stavras. How kias, okay?
[00:43:30] We don't have to take fucking shots. I was complimenting your t-shirts. I maybe you could say no your t-shirts do have nicer art
[00:43:38] No, no, they're just don't walk it back now. It's pictures of you don't walk it back now
[00:43:43] It's pictures of you and I said look are they as good as nix?
[00:43:48] If you want a stavras shirt good stavras. Well, I also I we got into the political arena and I created a shirt that says
[00:43:54] A capitalism can suck my little last dick. Does this a that yeah, okay? All right. That's a universal
[00:44:00] That's a universal cool. Yeah, you know if you have a little dick
[00:44:04] You know, maybe you just got into theory
[00:44:07] You know, I'm saying you're one of these fucking guys
[00:44:09] Just fucking buy the shirt. I I'm selling a shirt that says I love New York, but the heart is the logo from the band him
[00:44:22] So you know go over there and then also here's just a list of cities
[00:44:25] I'll be in and go to stabby dubby slash tour if you want to see me Portland Seattle salt lake city denver
[00:44:31] Minneapolis San Antonio Cleveland Phoenix Madison Detroit Columbus Tampa Boston
[00:44:37] And maybe a couple more, but that's that's where I'll be through the end of the year starting in mid-August
[00:44:41] So I'm excited to see you little fucker unis on the road and as always folks patreon.com
[00:44:47] Slash come town you can get the entire archive all of the bonus episodes goes to add that's right
[00:44:54] Adam did fortunately Adam thought of monetizing the podcast. It's my idea. Yeah, it wasn't so Adam collects
[00:45:03] $90,000 a month from the show well we were tied up in litigation for a while
[00:45:08] Adam does all that a favorable Adam the lawyer the lawyer is the natural cousin of the the podcasting pattern
[00:45:18] lawyer and the third I'll take on the pot trust the
[00:45:23] I'm the train the ding ding ding ding ding
[00:45:27] Stoves the green light and Adam some sort of parasitic vine growing up the side of the utility pole
[00:45:33] with a little shitty worm on the top of it control
[00:45:39] So kind of worm controlling the vine worm with a little dick by the way, right
[00:45:43] That's telling the plants what to do how to suck resources from the two side
[00:45:48] I had a rod how to dry rot the utility pole that carries the electricity to the hard-working sides
[00:45:55] So am I the vine or the worm you're the both you're both you're the worm and the vine it's a symbiosis
[00:46:00] Yeah, okay, but you're the worm mostly to be clear. Yeah, you control the vine
[00:46:04] I wish this I wish we were you know, they're feeling you're born in the wrong era
[00:46:08] No imagine 8,000 years ago. We could just be doing this but in the middle of town and then people are like
[00:46:15] And then tell us where tell us how the gods made the mountains and we're like well Adam's in his warm friends
[00:46:24] Tell us of the gods and how they made the rivers and mountains well the rivers came out of Adam's ass
[00:46:31] Originally he got like in the ass by the sun and they're like well
[00:46:35] We need to write this down. Where's the only man in town that knows how to write and that Adam's like I'm the Jew
[00:46:41] They're like write this down. He came out of your ass
[00:46:48] We don't find out for a generation because you can't read we can't read we're too busy getting pussy and farming
[00:46:54] Smart man wrote the book. That's me. I mean you guys wrote it. I just changed a little bit
[00:47:02] Honestly the fact that fucking and Frank's dad, but I maybe I could sell this
[00:47:13] I think two birds are having sex. It's not she's not coming back
[00:47:18] Look they're fucking they're fucking who you missed it. Nobody cares. Wait. Look two birds are fucking that
[00:47:27] Well, that bird is horny dude. It's fucking that was kind of that was kind of a one pump. I guess that's why they call it the birds and the bees
[00:47:34] Yeah, I thought birds laid eggs and then the mail bird came on them
[00:47:40] Did one pump and then they did a bumper, but she was screaming she was begging for she was fluttering. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Damn
[00:47:47] That's pretty cool. That kind of got me horny dude. Yeah
[00:47:51] Never gets me horny is a guys guys cock
[00:47:54] No, man pre-come is this big the first taste of pre-come while you're sucking your guys long among gully and trumpets blaring
[00:48:09] Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. You know, there's a there's a horde coming to fuck your ass damn. I would love to be that side
[00:48:15] Just putting my fucking arm down being like do not disrespect the train. Yeah
[00:48:23] Get to stop my fuck my friends about to be here
[00:48:31] Ding ding ding ding ding ding be like what's up, dude? The train. Yeah, I got this. I got it buddy. Have a dude
[00:48:37] It's so good to see you. We got a chill. I got this. We taking fucking car parts from Mexico. That's awesome. That rules
[00:48:45] Dude, I'll see you on the way back. I'll see you. I'll see you when you head back to Mexico. I'll hold it down here
[00:48:50] Fuck again. It's kind of a longer process. They're in the tree now. I'll be holding it down here in wakita. Yep. Wakanda wakita
[00:49:02] I think I feel like it's pretty special. I I've never seen two birds fuck before
[00:49:07] It's the only time in our entire lives now you just want to talk about this because you saw it first
[00:49:11] Yeah, this is the only thing we can talk about is the one thing you brought to the show
[00:49:16] I have been since I went away to coast you've been waiting for paying a little bit more attention to nature
[00:49:20] It's a wild that's something that I learned you reconnected sounds like post-ariko when you talk about I'm not posting
[00:49:26] I'm just telling you guys about how we change you love boasting on my vacation
[00:49:31] What other kind of realizations did you have?
[00:49:33] Realizations? Yeah, you said you're stop. Do you feel like you ever have squealizations? Yeah? No, why would I have?
[00:49:40] I don't understand. Is this like a pig?
[00:49:43] That's the thing. I don't get A. I don't get it B. I don't know why that would apply to me. So no
[00:49:53] Like style the cartoon style in an elementary school
[00:49:57] And uh, he's like pointing to his head and it's something like the like, you know the bulletin board that they have
[00:50:04] Like fucking like a worm like you tell him kids to read
[00:50:07] Okay, and then stops the pig and it says get oh, we conspired
[00:50:12] Get oh expired. Yeah, and he's pointing to his head. That's good and then the worm is
[00:50:17] And then and then the students have to watch a
[00:50:21] an hour and 30 minute documentary about the train sign
[00:50:28] Now you must always respect it. No, no, no respects the train. So everyone does everyone takes a piss on it
[00:50:34] No, imagine everyone says fuck this sign
[00:50:37] No people don't respect it at all. It's okay. What they respect is the train
[00:50:42] The train sign is bullish. They're not people don't want to die from the train
[00:50:46] No one gives a fuck about the gay ass sign
[00:50:51] Respect the sign is actually it fit. It has a
[00:50:55] Necessary and it doesn't understand that without the train. It's nobody
[00:50:58] I think it's time to rewatch final. Yeah, yeah
[00:51:02] Final destiny the arm is part of the sign
[00:51:04] You know the arm the sign is the sign the arm is the thing that no Adam come on
[00:51:09] We had him here and you got a fucking ruin. It was man
[00:51:13] Is the fucking what do you would have to say about the arm?
[00:51:16] No one would need the sign if it didn't have the arm and it has the arm
[00:51:22] Thing ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding but the point is guess what come just came by the logic train
[00:51:30] Yay, the sign is gay. The only thing that's cool is the fucking train logic train and it just the
[00:51:38] Stuck on the track. No the pig is doing the pig is riding the train giving the sign the finger
[00:51:44] Yeah, and it's about to get pussy from a hotter pig
[00:51:46] So big on trains. Yeah, this one does this this is not a regular pig. This is a boss hall
[00:51:52] These pigs are police officers. No, no, this is the boss hall. This is the boss hall
[00:51:57] Sometimes they drive a semi. This is the boss hall. That's it
[00:52:02] It's taking the train to get pussy in Mexico where the park car
[00:52:06] There's hotter fucking pigs. I'm gonna look up. I'm gonna look this up right now
[00:52:10] The boss hog is going to get exotic types of pigs
[00:52:13] Conductor because I guarantee it no one's every time. I don't know what that is
[00:52:17] Yeah, I'm not he's not the conduct the boss hogs not the conductor
[00:52:20] He's riding the train that people respect and giving the finger the gay little sign and the worm and the worm is writing
[00:52:27] He's getting eaten by his friend. No, no, no, he's kind of his ratatouille
[00:52:32] Sile friend no and it's like you got a ride from a train. I got a ride from my pig friend
[00:52:37] Actually boss hog boss hog for real is like the he's the the cop in dukes of has a pill and guess what happens constantly
[00:52:46] The dukes of hazard jump over a train track and boss hog is stopped
[00:52:50] By the sign the sign is not what stops him. It's the train that stops him
[00:52:55] He doesn't care about the sign the sign is fucking gay once again
[00:53:03] And also we're talking about a real hog not the fucking character from dukes of hazard
[00:53:07] We're talking about here fear some hogs. No a fearsome or fucking war hog that gets pussy for in the wild
[00:53:13] That's who we're talking. We need to be stopping
[00:53:34] I don't even know what this is man. I think it's a clip
[00:53:41] Well, you know what I'm not watching this
[00:53:45] I looked up ball of dukes of hazard boss hog
[00:53:48] And then I had a picture burm Reynolds with aerial winter and now I'm looking to pick some aerial winter really big guys
[00:53:57] Oh, no, we're looking up now. All right. Look at the movie. We're a chimpanzee is a doctor
[00:54:21] Yeah, he's in jail. He's in jail. Look at this movie spymate. He's in groomed jail. What the fuck is this? He ever says
[00:54:30] We're a monkey is an FBI agent. No, I think um
[00:54:34] I think that was after the Dunstan checks in craze
[00:54:38] They got some nice fakes of aerial winter with their tits out
[00:54:43] Like I know this is fake, but I got no qualms
[00:54:48] That's what you call right up my goddamn alley
[00:55:05] We're still looking at breasts. You appeared like we weren't on there
[00:55:09] Is the show of we're on air. We're just looking at breasts. We're live
[00:55:13] We're live here on location with a fat man that's afraid of a ray train sign
[00:55:20] Controling a plane train sign is for fucking losers. We're here. No, dude
[00:55:26] That's oh shit. I did not mean to look at a leaked picture of aerial winter and which appears to keep getting fucked but
[00:55:33] I am now currently it seems looking at it and I didn't mean to
[00:55:38] But um, you know damn these are huge tits
[00:55:41] Anyway, anyway, I don't want my phone on me. So
[00:55:48] This is this is a picture of me fucking adam and the answer. Why are you? Why do you think
[00:55:56] The fucking train sign is so fucking gay. The train sign rules. Yeah, so why would you want to be that?
[00:56:05] That's not what it sounds like. You know what I am. No, you know what I am
[00:56:08] Uh, meanwhile the boss. I was like, I'm
[00:56:12] You're just a green stops and you're like, oh, I just want to get out of everybody's way
[00:56:16] Everybody's a good time. I'm not a green dude. I'm the boss of green sign
[00:56:20] I said I'm the welcome to Hershey park sign by the way and I'm definitely a welcome sign
[00:56:25] Because everyone's having a good time when they see me everyone's having a nice time around me
[00:56:28] You know, I changed my mind. What are you? I'm the sign that says put your towels here in the ladies locker room
[00:56:35] I'm the sign that says towels go here. So I see ladies. I see ladies. You're a fucking peeking. There's help
[00:56:45] That I didn't put myself there. That should be a girl. I'm just a sign should be for girls. Nope. So you know what?
[00:56:50] That's you're right because whoever's my job. They wouldn't you're a girl. You're a girl
[00:56:54] Well, I get to check out a hot chick sold that you have a pussy in the locker room. You have a pussy now
[00:56:59] No, I'm a sign. Yeah, you're a sign with a pussy. What a
[00:57:06] I think it's a really cool sign just now you could admit
[00:57:11] What are you watching? It's a video of different trains, huh?
[00:57:20] Yeah, sounds pretty fucking stupid to me
[00:57:23] The train is the only fearsome thing there
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[00:57:30] What could be like this interracial gay couple? Easy. That's the only way I know how to buy internet is if I
[00:57:36] If I see myself represented in the commercials. Yeah, I know
[00:57:50] A question that I've been getting frequently recently for some reason is about railroad
[00:58:00] Signal activations. How do they work? How does the signal know when the train is there?
[00:58:06] How does it know when the train is gone?
[00:58:08] Well, I'm going to give you the simple answer to this because frankly, it's the only one
[00:58:13] Shut up you fucking shit dude. Just get to me. That guy's you doing my job. No, he's not
[00:58:49] Signal box know that the train is coming toward the crossing and to keep flashing and ringing
[00:59:01] Yeah, the sign is kind of like the the Stevie. It's absolutely
[00:59:08] The Stevie yeah, yeah, the train is Kenny powers and trains hundred
[00:59:13] And the ball saws hanging out with Kenny powers doing drugs about to get pussy
[00:59:18] No, riding Kenny powers to get pussy from stop before the crossing the motion detector would sense that the track and pedant stop changing and after
[00:59:33] I can't wait to get my curly ass boss hog dick just fucking
[00:59:38] Saturated with pig pussy juice while you're fucking waving to the train that doesn't respect you. I can't wait for you to dive hard at that
[00:59:45] No, it's not gonna happen dude. It's not gonna happen. I can't wait for you to get convicted of child porn
[00:59:50] I can't wait for you boss hog to go to jail for the crimes you've committed against I am not
[00:59:57] Maybe you're both the two the things you guys have said because you're thinking of boss hog from Duke's of hazard
[01:00:03] Who I guess is a pedophile that's gonna have a heart attack. I'm in the ladies locker room
[01:00:10] I'm the boss hog of the forest and I ride the train to get pussy from pigs in Mexico
[01:00:16] You're not you are that train you're mining your ear. You're all that sign, but you're a girl
[01:00:19] We've been through all of this and I clearly come out on top and that's all that needs to be said
[01:00:24] I'm a cool. Why don't we move on and talk about the free Brittany conservatorship
[01:00:30] Controversy, yeah, and how we're all pro-briny spears here. I'm per the father because I'm the father. I trust the courts
[01:00:36] You trust courts and until the courts say otherwise. That's the way I'm gonna go. I say free Brittany bitch personally
[01:00:43] I haven't really been paying attention. Well, I don't know what's happening either
[01:00:46] But I'm always gonna side with this person who I've jacked off too more in a dispute. Yeah, that's just kind of how that's kind of how I'm built
[01:00:54] Well, that's kind of my philosophy. Well, I'm honest enough to admit that I was
[01:00:59] Probably not able to jack off at the time of her the peak of her celebrity. What are you talking about?
[01:01:04] She was famous when we were like fourth grade dude. No, no, what are you? Are you out of your mind?
[01:01:08] I'm not out of my mind. Brittany's being honest with the audience
[01:01:15] Was it called the one where she just hit me baby one more time. We were in elementary school
[01:01:21] Comes out in 1998. Yeah, we're in elementary school 10 years old. Yeah, what about the one jacket? What about the one where she's in the fucking
[01:01:35] Don't know I was having sex by that. No, you weren't. Yeah, it was don't lie yourself. I was
[01:01:40] Brittany Spears red jumpsuit oops. I did it again. Of course. How could I forget oops? I should did my pants
[01:02:05] It would be incredibly unfortunate to shoot your pants and wear that red jumpsuit
[01:02:09] I mean that would be incredibly uncomfortable way down to your ankles
[01:02:13] They make special suits for children with fragile X syndrome because I like to show it's a
[01:02:24] But they love one of the symptoms if they love playing with their own shit
[01:02:28] So they make these suits for the kids that are like they just seal at the neck and the ankles
[01:02:34] They just like fill up like with shit like a water balloon so they can't get their shit
[01:02:39] It's like a full-body diaper. You just make that up. No, look it up. It kind of looks like the kid from
[01:02:47] Prominent broad forehead large years long but as established ever being a movie called pig fatty. I don't think it was
[01:03:02] What about a fragile X syndrome its static X syndrome it's like that band static X you remember them
[01:03:17] Issues and so don't forget who fucking makes the laughs happen around here Adam next time you say that was pretty good
[01:03:24] Cuz I could have fucking backed you up with that
[01:03:30] If that got a little laugh from me and I said yeah
[01:03:33] I don't want to be real. I don't want to be well. I want you to keep me on that's what you say
[01:03:38] That's what a real friend does keep you on you're not gonna like how this podcast goes for you pound. All right
[01:03:48] We're starting now. We're never gonna lie job is to lube up the fucking pod all right
[01:03:53] Don't forget who greases the fucking wheels around here the next time you say pig fatty was a good one
[01:04:00] Just the fit well next time just remember how the fucking how the fucking last roll around around trying to look this up now
[01:04:08] It looks like I may have completely made up that thing about yeah
[01:04:10] I think that is that what Doug flute's kid has or is it just regular? I don't know child
[01:04:21] Mmm. Mmm. Hm-hmm. Oops. I sucked on your dick
[01:04:31] It tasted bad. I fucking yeah prevent preventative
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[01:05:02] This is already gonna be funny, but let's let's let's crank it up a notch. It's uncomfortable
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[01:05:35] Dude, this is brutal. Imagine having a kid with autism you come home and they're like I painted
[01:05:40] The walls are covered in God life could be just so shitty
[01:05:54] In the old days there used to be way to fucking
[01:06:01] You leave the kid a nice big pile of chocolate and when you fucking take a nice fucking find a nice big rock and jump off
[01:06:07] Yeah, you disrespect the train sign the train signs like whoa power you go and you're like I'm killing myself
[01:06:13] My son keeps getting shit about it by the way you're gonna get ass little son. No the signs like I got you
[01:06:25] People are like stop that guy. I'm like leave him alone
[01:06:29] Dang the train is coming we listen to the train sign. Let's how about this?
[01:06:33] Let's listen to a different sound didn't know do not I you know what it's gonna be it's gonna be an oink sound
[01:06:39] You don't so I'm taking the power away from you. No like Eminem
[01:06:44] Like Eminem for me. He's like yeah, I am in a trailer park. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I'm doing
[01:06:50] I do I do that every episode. You're right
[01:06:53] I am I am what is this big squealing? Okay, great
[01:07:05] This doesn't even offend me because I don't sound like that
[01:07:12] And yeah, the pigs are agile by the way
[01:07:36] Doesn't do me no never mind. That's you
[01:07:46] I'd love to do I'd love to take that guy I like take that guy and kidnap him and his daughter take him down to a basement and then watch him
[01:07:53] May force him to to watch as I spend a week killing his daughter with a razor blade
[01:07:59] Yeah, that's what he gets for bothering that pig. I really loved it
[01:08:09] What I do is I tie that guy to a chair take
[01:08:18] No, this is not even a real pig this is a man making pig boss hog call wait
[01:08:23] That's a guy in imitating a pig the guy imitating a pig was I played a video of a real pig
[01:08:28] I thought we said we weren't lying on this show. I didn't lie. You said that that was a boss
[01:08:33] He was doing a boss hog call. That was a man sound well
[01:08:36] I don't have time to pull up a fucking real boo. This looks like a good video cop begs for her life after fugitive pulls out
[01:08:49] I think that's just your algorithm. This is probably the saddest
[01:08:55] We are a new kind of doctor's office. It's doing primary care
[01:08:59] Doing an ad for this video a police officer walking down a dark road
[01:09:04] She's checking out a suspicious vehicle without a state plate. Hello in this police body cam video
[01:09:10] She questions the driver behind the wheel. What are you doing park back here?
[01:09:13] Do you happen to have a driver's license on you so I could see he seems nervous fumbling for the license
[01:09:20] It's suspicious that you're back here. This just doesn't normally happen the guy tells her he doesn't have a license
[01:09:25] I just have to make sure you know you only have any warrants or anything
[01:09:28] Which I'm sure you don't what officer briana todesco doesn't know is that the man is a fugitive
[01:09:34] Wanted for murder. He gave her a fake name of James Duncan. They're not finding a deal
[01:09:42] I'm just a can you try Duncan donuts? Yeah, yeah, can you try dunking my nuts in your mouth?
[01:10:02] From another angle you can see the backup unit as officer to desk those struggles her backup
[01:10:07] Open fire. He killed both of them Kenneth Martell and he was wanted in Pennsylvania
[01:10:19] Real person it did sound a lot like the pig though to be fair
[01:10:22] Yeah, those two those two videos sounded a lot of like and I didn't like either of them sound as funny as the name
[01:10:29] Well, hold on here's what we're gonna do guys. Yeah, we're gonna calm down
[01:10:33] We're gonna forget that that woman's a human being
[01:10:35] Yeah, and we're gonna and we're gonna say to ourselves fuck around find them right. Yeah, we're gonna remove
[01:10:45] Okay, yep, all right, and you know what when you're doing that go to stop me that bit
[01:10:50] If you have a problem with that, maybe you can look up
[01:10:54] You know the history of the United States is that because there's a lot more of worse stuff there than in a video that I think is good
[01:11:02] I think it's good. I think it's good, but she's a cop. I think it's very funny
[01:11:08] I thought yeah, I thought you're the you know
[01:11:10] I went down to the border and we showed this video and I said we need more of this
[01:11:17] And they said well, what is this and I said I think it's I think it's a two-pock music video
[01:11:25] It's an intro to all eyes on me. It's a
[01:11:28] It's the music video for my favorite musical
[01:11:37] Still would smash Kamala to be fair a lot of people they say yeah
[01:11:42] Kamala now that your vice president. Are you giving up the pussy to the
[01:11:46] Fourth call right today's 100th call and I said yes two tickets call up 98 right
[01:11:58] I want to take it. Yeah, two tickets. I want to see I want to see my office
[01:12:01] I want to I want to go see theory of a dead man
[01:12:05] And there were the post for me and get a piece of pussy from the vice president
[01:12:13] You call up there would be some power to get fucking the vice president. Oh my god, Doug
[01:12:20] I'm so envious of him. Tug. No, not Doug. I'm saying I fuck her. I'm just saying that's his last
[01:12:26] That's where we're talking about fucking Kamala Harris and Adam's mind is like what would it be like to be a man?
[01:12:47] Smash oh patty your dick is bigger than mine
[01:12:57] Why is my dick so small is it because I was circumcised
[01:13:11] The dogs penis wouldn't get hard this year we get patty mayonnaise his cheeks they get married
[01:13:19] That's fucking lame. I'm going around the school telling everyone dogs a fag. Oh is that roger? Yeah
[01:13:26] You're me. I'm green and my dick is big
[01:13:29] I'm crying a big green dick. That's so true. Are you roger?
[01:13:38] Oh fuck, you know roger's me. What does it? What does the friends say hot cock? He has like a noise heater
[01:13:44] Yeah, he does like a hock. I don't know. What does skater sound like? I don't remember skater dog
[01:13:49] Yeah proof that skater Valentine was black. That's the first video
[01:13:59] Just skip ahead here. We'll just skip ahead here. I said all right. There's just music in this video
[01:14:06] The skater teaches you how to dance. Hey dog. Here we go. Here's home
[01:14:23] Just fucking just get to people speaking what is with the dog fans
[01:14:34] Adam's like a man's penis. Oh, I love the smell of a man's penis
[01:14:44] Delicious delicious. Can you put it in my mouth?
[01:14:50] Anyways, we're talking how did we get to that is that's what I'm thinking about where we're talking about having sex with them all
[01:14:55] Yeah, he said must be awesome to be done. No, I went down to the border and I told them
[01:15:01] Who I won't have sex with who I will not have sex with she is a man boy obsessed with the show dog
[01:15:09] When I'm trying to give pie pussy to his podcast host
[01:15:13] When his co-hosts on the podcast that he's friends with
[01:15:17] That's fucking true. Hey, bro. They keep asking me. Where where where where where's Kamala?
[01:15:21] Why why is she why is she here? Why is she here giving out pussy at the White House?
[01:15:26] It's down there at the pussy getting fucked by ours turning open it
[01:15:32] I sit down there giving pussy to the podcast guys
[01:15:36] We got we got we have mat and Shane here at the White House next week
[01:15:44] I'm a mat and Shane put their dicks together and then have hunter stand next to them. See
[01:15:48] See if their powers combined can even come close to size at hunter's cock
[01:15:54] That's awesome, man. That would be cool. They killed this dog
[01:16:01] Champ got got for being too fucking rowdy. Yeah for but for biting too many penises around the White House
[01:16:10] All right, I gotta piss. It's time to end the show. It's time to go do a bunch of fucking drugs
[01:16:18] 2 o'clock in the afternoon. It's time to do cocaine by myself my apartment