[00:00:00] show to be over and then

[00:00:01] me just get on the next flight to austin texas

[00:00:04] to be closer to the god

[00:00:07] how are you going to

[00:00:08] each other we were into the jerry ron universal yeah

[00:00:12] i already have a line into

[00:00:14] to a couple of the fellas

[00:00:16] who do you got

[00:00:18] jimmy or what's the name joey coco ds you and you enjoy coco dia's hang out

[00:00:23] we're talking about starting another pocket

[00:00:25] whoa

[00:00:25] are you serious

[00:00:27] what would it be called

[00:00:29] uh... there's a couple of joey in the home

[00:00:34] no

[00:00:34] that wasn't one of the names we tossed out i think that's a good name for it

[00:00:39] it's me

[00:00:39] fucking joey coco the gorilla

[00:00:42] i love you

[00:00:46] probably

[00:00:46] probably

[00:00:48] i'm looking at

[00:00:51] now what time we were

[00:00:54] we were touching each other's faces and talk about how we were involved with

[00:00:57] each other

[00:01:00] we were selling heroin back in the old back in fucking brooklyn the old days

[00:01:04] everybody knew sign language

[00:01:07] yeah we tell us back then the old days but to see back then people don't understand

[00:01:11] brooklyn was uh... was fucking overgrown it was still there was still a

[00:01:14] deciduous forest back in the day

[00:01:17] it was still funny that there was undergrowth in the canopy hadn't been

[00:01:20] destroyed so there's still a home for guys like us death gorillas

[00:01:23] school after a little school that gorillas and friends with robin william

[00:01:31] yes a stuff like that

[00:01:33] i remember a red story about a gorilla was raised by

[00:01:36] humans

[00:01:37] and she beat off to uh...

[00:01:40] i think burr rentals on tv

[00:01:42] the gorilla thought she was a human yeah that's always a thing where when

[00:01:46] animals get too close to their trainers they start getting horny

[00:01:50] may have done is made square rentals square rentals where it was

[00:01:54] burr rentals but i got a pussy

[00:01:58] he was a good man

[00:01:59] i can make a square p

[00:02:01] that's awesome

[00:02:03] that's a little bit of

[00:02:04] i don't know sound

[00:02:06] how you doing friend

[00:02:08] like a real man i don't i got i'm square rentals

[00:02:12] i really could i don't i'm square rentals that's not it

[00:02:15] how you doing

[00:02:16] i know that don't you know i do it i'm square rentals

[00:02:20] it's not

[00:02:21] square

[00:02:23] i'm square rentals baby

[00:02:24] fucking square rentals

[00:02:26] no no no

[00:02:28] i'm here to squirt my pussy all over your face

[00:02:31] burr rentals pussy square would taste so bad oh my god it was a so good what are

[00:02:35] you talking so pungent you know my man eating pineapple

[00:02:38] no he's not

[00:02:39] all day you know i i had a john apple

[00:02:42] vagina squirt rentals and i ate the john apple like my pussy piece

[00:02:46] face better

[00:02:48] me and joe kaka deface

[00:02:50] me and joe kaka debag hanging out in the jungle drinking each other's pee

[00:02:55] robin williams came by and uh... talk them out of killing himself

[00:02:59] i don't know but it didn't work it didn't work

[00:03:02] uh...

[00:03:03] the brooklyn jungle what happened

[00:03:05] uh...

[00:03:06] you know there's just too many branches in the jungle

[00:03:09] uh... so you turn your back for one second of that i was that that i could

[00:03:13] wait to kill himself

[00:03:15] just on for years

[00:03:17] really

[00:03:18] i had no idea square rentals yeah remember when burr rentals posed nude for

[00:03:22] play girl magazine because he thought women would be master and he got mad

[00:03:26] that it was for gay guys i got yeah the the fucking homos are beaten off to me

[00:03:31] that's that's one of the funniest things of all time yeah

[00:03:34] i think it was coming from

[00:03:37] what are you saying you said that's your that's your bag dude yeah

[00:03:41] your bag is being sex everyone remember when you're considering going gay

[00:03:45] because you brought this up i made a fucking joke

[00:03:49] and you bring this up like i was fucking about to be a gay no nich

[00:03:53] i'm a neutralness nich thinks that you brought it up to be closer to bob

[00:03:58] no you're a bit of a no one says that how is that neutral on this is now you're

[00:04:02] you're turning it into another thing

[00:04:04] nich was claiming here's what nik one time like all these cool older communities

[00:04:09] actually gay guy no nik accused me one time because i said i would have sex

[00:04:13] with a trans girl i remember that and nik accused me of copying

[00:04:18] and while i'm saying no never that's not copying that was what no

[00:04:23] copying copying like bobbing and being and all that is true i do think there was

[00:04:28] an element that was copied but i do want to not true maybe it was a joke

[00:04:33] maybe it was a joke but i distinctly remember

[00:04:36] i was me and you sitting there there was co-co the gorilla we were in a jungle

[00:04:43] uh... with joey kaka dee

[00:04:46] joey kaka uh uh joey kongo doe

[00:04:50] the co-co well co-co is already the name of the gorilla

[00:04:53] joey kaka dee cat and he's like i love you what i would i really love is a nice

[00:04:59] decaf cup of coffee and joey kaka dee cat

[00:05:05] this decaf is so make you shit your pants they come in kaka because i used to

[00:05:09] shit all the time but i had to switch to decaf that i went to our podcast i went

[00:05:13] to prison for drinking too much coffee

[00:05:16] i was selling fucking illegal coffee in the jungle

[00:05:20] wow uh yeah it was it was causing too much of a

[00:05:24] shit epidemic yeah i used to suck off burt rattle

[00:05:27] it's a jail but to be diplomatic and i didn't give my diplomatic verdict

[00:05:31] nobody wants diplomatic first off to say that he wanted to

[00:05:34] to become transamorous to me that is a heterosexual form of thank you

[00:05:40] so it wasn't a huge going gay that's that was the second and i said i would

[00:05:44] catch i had a bit and you know what i will even go so far say it's even kind of a

[00:05:48] hack bit to talk about how easy it is to gay guys

[00:05:52] for gay guys to fuck and when i was depressed and not getting pussy

[00:05:56] early on in our uh you know relationship here

[00:06:00] i said it sort of like oh well i'll just be gay and get cock

[00:06:04] and you have twisted this into me you've tried to say that i was so

[00:06:09] desperate that i was ready to suck cock that it was a starving man

[00:06:12] meanwhile i was just making a fucking joke

[00:06:15] yeah but and you've twisted my words ugly a couple times i'm on some

[00:06:20] and here's the other thing there now that i have gotten a lot of pussy

[00:06:23] now i am open to getting my dick sucked by man i that's my stance why

[00:06:28] not who gives a fuck i've fucked enough women and i've said this before one time

[00:06:32] i met a little blonde guy that reminded me of a friend sex girlfriend

[00:06:36] and who and you know what and you know you'll be denying this in three years

[00:06:40] no i won't when i bring it it's all i read great it's on the right we're

[00:06:43] still doing this show in three years if we're still doing the show i will

[00:06:46] kill myself when you bring this up that'll be that'll be the way to do

[00:06:50] that that'll be like my you'll know it's time that'll be that's what it's time

[00:06:54] to just take out a gun shoot my fucking brains out on mic

[00:06:57] at least let it be on my three years the show's just gonna start i'll be like

[00:07:00] i'm bingo wall door for i'm the clown from i'm the clown they had a different

[00:07:04] clown it's hardy's restaurant go go go go in

[00:07:10] and get the whole menu value value city

[00:07:13] value city coupon the whole book the whole book you can go through and

[00:07:18] read it backwards read it back upside down any which way you want and they

[00:07:21] used to give out loans before uh before you know the ticket taker on the

[00:07:27] Titanic they he was retarded and it's like yeah maybe that's the reason

[00:07:31] chinese maybe that's the reason the ship's thank is because that was the

[00:07:34] first a lot of people thought it started with the movie theaters

[00:07:37] but it was actually the Titanic was the first place they had a retarded ticket

[00:07:41] taker and he let on too many fat women and that's what the boats

[00:07:44] yeah they could make up this thing about the iceberg which you know of course

[00:07:48] was also retconned in the people's minds that tricked them into thinking global

[00:07:52] warming was real right why the fuck would it be an iceberg in the middle of the

[00:07:55] atlantic so far they say all because it used to be colder

[00:07:58] yeah that's why you take a boat from where's gone florida to fucking africa

[00:08:03] yeah that's what the Titanic was going it was going for for a lotterdale that's a

[00:08:07] warm route from florida for a lot of this on ice theory from my

[00:08:11] coat de voir Miami back in back when it was it still had an English name before

[00:08:16] it was ruined by immigrants and it was called Tim Hortons

[00:08:21] yeah the name of what was Miami like in like the 20s

[00:08:25] there were cubans Miami Beach had a ban on Jews for a long time oh so it was

[00:08:31] paradise Jews Jews used to not be allowed to live there

[00:08:35] they called it heaven on earth also regular heaven and then they changed

[00:08:42] the rule also just a normal heaven it was flooded

[00:08:46] infested some of that so before the Jews and before the Cubans what even the

[00:08:52] cult was the culture there I think it was really tan white guys you know

[00:08:55] called Tim Hortons and the mayor was actually Chinese really and they had

[00:09:02] no this is I'm still doing your back to Nick the show in three years the

[00:09:06] Nick bones schizophrenia hour they let the Jew you'll have a recording of me

[00:09:10] that laughs every 30 seconds effect affect effect affect effect affect

[00:09:14] effect they forget the two of them you mess

[00:09:17] the way you remember it's a because always say affect

[00:09:22] even e effect even if the word is effect ever yes that's how you remember the

[00:09:30] two the difference between the two absolutely whatever happened to jazz

[00:09:34] club so people still go into those I think they are yeah well good for them

[00:09:38] but I'm but I'm but I'm but I'm but I'm but I'm like an option

[00:09:40] it's go to that or go to a comedy show we're depending we never got molested

[00:09:44] the jazz music that's got a fucking up for sure

[00:09:47] probably worse well there are probably people got molested like

[00:09:51] buck cherry shit well you know that you're crazy

[00:09:55] bitch but you make it so good on those ash cash jeans I think it's a high

[00:10:00] batting average on pucks cherry and see they're getting molested

[00:10:04] oh yeah I'm sorry that I heard you that's who was thinking yeah it is

[00:10:12] the reason the reason is I'm gay the reason is I thought I would be cool

[00:10:19] the reason is my biggest I thought legally wasn't illegal I thought it was my

[00:10:25] thing was so small I thought you were 14

[00:10:32] and the reason is I thought it'd be cool yeah how do you realize you look bad

[00:10:38] it wouldn't be that cool little in fact

[00:10:43] this one goes out to bird Reynolds I'm sorry that I squirted yeah I love that

[00:10:57] song about me I wrote that song about me I'm squirted

[00:11:02] that I think that sounds like him my bird Reynolds and I squirted out of my

[00:11:07] pussy that's that's pretty one squirt Reynolds I know and I'm squirt

[00:11:11] Reynolds sounded like a fuck it's not why don't you be supportive for once

[00:11:16] you fat piglet bitch okay I'm supportive a lot thank you for

[00:11:20] yeah there's plenty I'm trying to keep you fucking honest for once

[00:11:23] questions no it sounds like when you're doing the guy with the big

[00:11:27] tits I'm a baby yeah oh yeah it's got damn it I'm a

[00:11:32] fucking yeah no hackman I can't do it all he's never

[00:11:36] called that's close I mean I get that you're doing it's close but it's not it's

[00:11:41] not there I a little off if you were dressed as Gene Hackman a little hat

[00:11:47] little pop I do a lot yeah then it was so then I would say yeah that's Gene

[00:11:51] Hackman listen I'm trying to find something get your

[00:11:55] fucking mitts off your phone listen I just want to show you my penis I'm

[00:11:59] just trying to show you my penis can I show you my penis goddamn it

[00:12:04] something like that yeah dude you know what I watch now I'm bird Reynolds and I'm

[00:12:08] gay yeah there it is yeah there's a pull that thread there's a

[00:12:13] difference there I watched man hunter recently that's such a

[00:12:17] movie that movie rocks and it's just story yeah huh this story about you

[00:12:21] uh huh man hunter that movie is really cool that's cool that's the

[00:12:29] Ronan Pharaoh movie right about looking for Harvey to catch

[00:12:33] our boss's dad why is it called catch and kill what do you mean the Ronan Pharaoh

[00:12:40] book about Harvey Weinstein oh I've never read it I don't want to read those my

[00:12:45] dick is too hard to read shit like that Ronan Pharaoh followed me on Twitter

[00:12:48] for and I swear to God for like three minutes that happens to me I got a

[00:12:54] nose three minutes I got a notification that Ronan for this was years ago yeah

[00:12:59] that he followed me and I clicked on his profile and it already it already

[00:13:03] out it was like maybe his accidental yeah he was lurking yeah I'm suddenly

[00:13:08] following maybe I gotta say probably thought you're a cool cute guy

[00:13:12] we Ronan Pharaoh looks like his father Frank Sinatra he does but wouldn't be

[00:13:17] so bad to get your dick sucked by him oh he's pretty how you doing I'm

[00:13:21] Frank Sinatra okay and I'm my heart goes below my

[00:13:28] Frank Sinatra and um I forgot wait what is it my heart right now I can't go

[00:13:34] down I got there's poison in my fucking heart

[00:13:38] I got poison in me in my heart that I left it in San Francisco

[00:13:43] with a bunch of fags both the fags stole my heart

[00:13:50] now I'm just San Francisco and I got mugged by fans

[00:13:56] oh old flu wise that's a good song no one could say it like him

[00:14:05] show you guys fucking Frank uh that guy's got one of the best lives of all time

[00:14:10] yeah how about banks and archer and he's like at 17 I had about

[00:14:16] six sixty five hundred dollars that I made my barrettes for savings account

[00:14:22] and I put it in a Roth IRA and compound interest is a hell of a way

[00:14:28] I just I continued to just you know put psych money away

[00:14:34] and complain about not having it but secretly I had a bunch of money in a

[00:14:38] tax-deferred account at 21 that had already become about 22 thousand

[00:14:45] dollars because I got lucky with some stocks that I picked at

[00:14:50] you know just between you and me my cousin worked at a company

[00:14:55] shed Q1 results with me before the public knew about them

[00:14:58] wow insider trading and then the rest is starting 31 I would love to do

[00:15:04] insider trading he's got a he's got a bunch more money

[00:15:08] I would love to do insider trading then get caught and then go to jail and

[00:15:11] meet some hot guys yeah suck cock for a living get

[00:15:15] strong become Muslim you wouldn't become Muslim in jail you

[00:15:21] get fucked even in white collar prison by other Jewish there would be other

[00:15:25] Jewish tax avoiding avoiding criminal it would be raping you

[00:15:30] no stop wants to do in slider trading where he goes to white castle

[00:15:36] and some of the other guys in white castle trade they

[00:15:41] assemble they they're like Pokemon cards for them okay give you a brief case of

[00:15:45] in slider trades honestly I kind of love is that just buying really is that

[00:15:50] just buying sliders no but I don't like white castle size I like going to a

[00:15:53] restaurant that has like bar sliders mm-hmm or they're like you could just

[00:15:57] eat five tiny hamburgers right right which is like three hamburgers oh you

[00:16:02] mean like gorilla mighty yeah you know like some kind of

[00:16:05] deaf gorilla yeah like coco I prefer a burger over sliders call me old

[00:16:11] fashion mm-hmm I had a Wendy's the other day for the first time in years how'd

[00:16:18] you like it where were you where you had Wendy's on the side of the long island

[00:16:23] where were you going who were you with my girlfriend I'm where did you go to

[00:16:28] her parents I got the junior bacon cheeseburger junior junior bacon she a

[00:16:36] fantastic sandwich that's too little a sandwich you're getting

[00:16:39] grown man I think no it was about 10 30 maybe about 10 30 at night it wasn't a

[00:16:44] proper meal time I got a junior bacon she and it was fantastic and that's what I

[00:16:49] can say in high school that value menu used to really sure it was it was a

[00:16:55] frosty 49 for a junior bacon she goddamn dude remember the little fucking thing

[00:17:00] on your keychain where you could get it you got I think 99 cents frosties all

[00:17:04] summer so cool yeah she's still kicking that Wendy she's still doing all right

[00:17:14] what were we talking about a porno where we fuck Wendy or an actress that plays

[00:17:18] Wendy or something because I just thought man I would like to fuck Wendy from the

[00:17:23] cool if she was Bendy Bendy Wendy yeah and you could bend her over

[00:17:28] yeah I don't understand people always like oh I'm into like flexible women yeah

[00:17:34] they say why what the fuck does that matter yeah I also find that even like

[00:17:38] the average woman is so much more flexible than a man oh totally you can

[00:17:43] really bend up a lady in some shapes they're not be bent into yeah yeah well

[00:17:49] you only have one chap no I have a lot of clothes

[00:17:55] how about this you guys couldn't get fucked as easily as women either you're

[00:18:00] not as bendy as women yeah I'm stiff I'm like a gargoyle exactly yeah I'm no

[00:18:06] you're not soft I'm hunched over and perched constantly I have to I have to I

[00:18:11] get my dick hard and I have to expose it from the back

[00:18:16] I'm hunched the Michelle Obama you get fucked like that you're bent over I do is

[00:18:20] I just perch on a woman I plug my dick points directly down and it's up to her

[00:18:26] and they have to put their legs up and then I per I insert myself yeah right

[00:18:30] you go bouncy on them yeah I just perch your reverse cowgirl then I make a

[00:18:36] face to scare away bad luck spirits right from the chair to scare away the

[00:18:42] retarded come in your balls mmm because you want a healthy gargoyle son

[00:18:47] a gargoyle the show gargoyles yes with who played the main gargoyle it's like

[00:18:55] bird Reynolds or something yeah there's burrows of Joey Coco Diaz we're in it

[00:19:01] oh I'm a gong oh I'm scared I'm gonna go but I'm also in the lion I'm a lion

[00:19:12] I have wings hey you know it'd be pretty fun to do for my peers jump off and

[00:19:18] kill myself oh I wish I could get off this building so I could kill myself

[00:19:26] about so much joy to people's lives but secretly I'm a sad clown I'm a sad little

[00:19:33] clown and I'm a gargoyle and I'm a fan

[00:19:42] hey all right rather it's really perfect

[00:19:49] let's get some pussy well you guys were fucking underwear are you wearing

[00:20:03] Mac welding I think so are you right actually am Mac weld yeah I think it out

[00:20:10] where nothing I wear my Mac weldies on you see that I know the vagina model the

[00:20:16] same color is your shorts no I'm not wearing bad you know I'm wearing red

[00:20:27] boxes with red shorts yeah your clothes are period to correct it is for the

[00:20:34] 2020 yeah for her someone who has a period I don't have a period and I don't

[00:20:38] take that as an insult anyway because pussies are some of the strongest things

[00:20:42] in the world yeah and women are even stronger than put and I and if if if if

[00:20:48] it means I can bust inside them and then they have a period afterwards that means

[00:20:52] I don't have a son or a daughter I don't even know so that's a way to the

[00:20:56] back well knows we're doing these reads have they paid us recently no they have

[00:21:01] not

[00:21:06] be given these fucking idiots free advertising no we have a contract

[00:21:11] oh that I wrote on I wrote it on a piece of stationary from the Hilton's

[00:21:19] honors right a picture of it I sent it to the city they ever signed and return

[00:21:23] it what does that mean I think both parties have to execute a contract

[00:21:30] otherwise check Adam check go go on them here we go kick off your summer in

[00:21:38] style yes with oh no this is last month well summer is summer in style with the

[00:21:45] brand is reinventing men's basics I love that your penis your balls now we're

[00:21:50] flipping man now your balls are on top of your penis top and it's a reinvention

[00:21:56] and it looks like a bug yeah the balls look like the bugs eyeballs like a

[00:22:03] praying man so much more than just underwear their full collection includes

[00:22:07] t-shirts polos button-ups who shorts pants swims swims I don't like that what

[00:22:16] do you mean it's for the summer you can swim trunks women swimsuit not swims

[00:22:22] suck suits not swims very in I got a sexy and breathable fabric technology

[00:22:28] Macquoden keeps you cool and comfortable all summer from work to working out

[00:22:33] happy hour to playing with your kids oh yeah that just makes me think of the

[00:22:37] Glengary Glen Ross line which you good dad fuck you go home and play with your

[00:22:41] kids oh yeah that's right that's how that's what we take here I don't give a

[00:22:45] shit pal because here we put on underwear yeah and if you do have kids and

[00:22:50] if you don't know how to put on underwear show us your penis let me see

[00:22:56] a penis you got all the use got three minutes to show me uses penises yeah

[00:23:04] that you fucking faggots I'm over here on Macquoden.com right now and I got to

[00:23:10] say I'm loving the stuff in the summer collection you know what I'm love they

[00:23:13] got a nylon rucksack they got a summer cooler that's stylish Joey Coco the

[00:23:18] gorilla signs I love you to Macquoden mm-hmm they got big-ass fucking on the

[00:23:23] wear of giant gorillas like me big gorilla dicks Macquoden is men's

[00:23:27] essentials for whatever your day includes sucking and fucking suck check the

[00:23:31] Vesper polo getting your asshole blasted out the map check tech chino short and

[00:23:37] radius short fit inch yeah the short fit is they made they named it under

[00:23:42] wonder after Adam's dick mm-hmm what dive in the Macquoden you heard me radius

[00:23:48] you got a short radius dude you do no idea yeah yeah you dive into Macquoden

[00:23:56] penis sorry swim line with truck and board short arms that are quick to try

[00:24:02] and a four-way penis rubber yes sir we're not in the pool Macquoden's new

[00:24:07] maverick tech vagino vagino vagino vagino yes yeah maverick maverick tech

[00:24:14] and how do you see h. I. know vagino vagino is the Chinese and I don't know

[00:24:22] this rate R.A.D. I.U.S. that's vagina yes it's pussy hole the that spells

[00:24:30] contour oh yeah that's what it smells you really like the radius short mm-hmm

[00:24:46] are the perfect additions to your summer works they really are and let me just

[00:24:52] say folks I have them and I've gotten Percy multiple times and while wearing

[00:24:56] them I pull my cock right through the shorts mm-hmm and I get it slurpy slurpy

[00:25:00] slurpy Macquoden makes diapers for Adam also they do and they have they have

[00:25:05] silver ion technology and they keep him comfortable so you can he can confidently

[00:25:10] power his way through shooting himself that's true we haven't mentioned that

[00:25:13] that's a bit very diplomatic I think they know stop saying they have a free

[00:25:19] loyalty program called weldon blue which sounds which sounds racial it sounds

[00:25:25] like a sort of like a well then back the blue like almost like a like a

[00:25:29] Prussian thing you know like a German like an iron cross the Mac

[00:25:35] weld and swastika program if you will that's so true the episode a little

[00:25:42] too program Adam you have a contract I mean they have and it's your ass

[00:25:47] contracting around the man's feet that's true it's like you're giving birth you

[00:25:52] having contractions every 10 seconds on a man's yeah doing the breathing and

[00:25:59] guess what you guess what kind of underwear is around Adam's ankles Mac

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[00:26:09] check that out you could die next month that means that you're getting free

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[00:26:29] Wow so tell your mom mom I need 200 dollars to get cool on the way no in

[00:26:35] addition to the patreon we subscribe you give me every month yes in addition to

[00:26:40] that and the t-shirts you let me buy I'm trying to put the underwear on so I can

[00:26:43] go to want to stop shows and show them the underwear yep hey please do if you

[00:26:48] come to my show that's really I'll be and you come I'll be like that's awesome

[00:26:52] that's really cool and then I also want to kiss and he'll let me do it stop

[00:26:57] let me do it his body and I will not do that unless you're a gay sex with them I

[00:27:03] will not be having to stay cool this summer almost sir I will say 99% chance

[00:27:08] I'm not having gay sex and look great doing it but there is a 1% chance that's

[00:27:13] that's that's something I'll take my chance so you're saying there's a chance

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[00:27:44] been wearing the same shirts for going on eight years now that's true you did a

[00:27:49] Kmart run but yeah I lost a lot of because I got a little aggressive with

[00:27:56] ripping the sleeves off you're getting a kiss my house of cards shirt that was

[00:28:01] a great shirt that was cool my Mountain Dew shirt sleeves came off with that

[00:28:06] yeah the one that just said Chevrolet just a free advertisement for the

[00:28:13] Chevrolet's here that was the funny I put that shirt on and I literally was

[00:28:17] just walking around laughing to myself like an imbecile the idea of just

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[00:30:41] union. This is the robot speaking.

[00:30:47] Oh yes, this is the guy.

[00:30:51] This is the guy who went to robot speaking.

[00:30:56] You have to say, no I'm not laughing I'm a robot.

[00:31:00] You have to send your pussy now because the office is going to be closed.

[00:31:07] The office is very close to the edge already.

[00:31:11] And if you could maybe text the office a picture of your pussy now.

[00:31:18] Yeah, yes.

[00:31:23] Yes. Anyway, going back to the movie manhunter.

[00:31:27] Yeah. I didn't realize that guy, I only knew that guy from being on CSI.

[00:31:32] Oh yeah, he's hot as shit man. He's doing good stuff.

[00:31:36] I didn't realize that man, you know, respect to him.

[00:31:39] You got to think being on CSI, that's a good gig.

[00:31:42] Oh yeah, that's a page. Barely after work. That's a paycheck.

[00:31:46] Yeah, what other shit has he been in? I'm about to watch him stuff.

[00:31:50] I'm forgetting now. He's been in a bunch of stuff.

[00:31:54] Shut up Adam. Sorry.

[00:31:56] You're fucking settling. You're talking about mindhunter?

[00:31:59] No manhunter.

[00:32:01] By Michael Mann. Yeah.

[00:32:03] We've done a joke about how I said I like Michael Mann.

[00:32:06] Because it was his last name, right?

[00:32:08] Yeah, because of Mann.

[00:32:10] But it's two hands.

[00:32:12] Shut up and spell the same way.

[00:32:13] His Adam loves his movies, Com Thief, The Heat of a Man's Penis.

[00:32:17] Before it enters my ass.

[00:32:20] The blast of the Mohicans all over my face.

[00:32:24] Oh, he didn't last the Mohicans? Yeah, yeah.

[00:32:27] Damn, that's a nice little team of DDL and fucking Michael Mann.

[00:32:32] Do a hold on. There's more.

[00:32:35] Okay, Miami Vise.

[00:32:37] Miami Suck.

[00:32:38] Miami Vise.

[00:32:40] Miami Suck.

[00:32:41] Okay, Suck.

[00:32:43] I shouldn't be helping.

[00:32:46] Fuck, what are the movies the evening?

[00:32:48] Black Hat.

[00:32:49] Black Hat Rocks.

[00:32:51] That's where Thor's a hacker?

[00:32:53] Yeah, it's very cool.

[00:32:55] Nice.

[00:32:56] I thought it, yeah, it looked like shit, but it was very good.

[00:33:00] It did look stupid when it came out.

[00:33:02] I have a recommendation if you're...

[00:33:05] I'm listening.

[00:33:06] Oh, that Australian movie? Yeah.

[00:33:07] Yeah.

[00:33:08] The Plumber?

[00:33:09] I haven't seen it.

[00:33:10] I know you haven't.

[00:33:11] Yeah.

[00:33:12] That's why you had to chime in and say it.

[00:33:13] I'm going to put it on my

[00:32:46] list.

[00:33:14] I'm about to go balls deep in the Criterion Collection Neon War.

[00:33:19] Yes, my name is Balls Deep.

[00:33:22] Yes, hello.

[00:33:29] Jesus Balls Deep.

[00:33:30] I am the Architect of the Indian Matrix.

[00:33:35] My name is Balls Deep.

[00:33:38] Every iteration of the Indian Matrix that's a man who can get it.

[00:33:43] He wants a man who can get any pussy.

[00:33:46] Okay.

[00:33:47] He wants...

[00:33:48] And his name is Neo.

[00:33:50] Yes.

[00:33:51] He's the one.

[00:33:52] His name is Neo Deep.

[00:33:53] Neo Deep.

[00:33:54] I am Balls Deep.

[00:33:57] My name is Balls Deep.

[00:34:00] I'm Balls Deep.

[00:34:01] My name is Balls Deep.

[00:34:02] Now you know...

[00:34:03] My name is Balls Deep in the genre.

[00:34:06] What do we know, Adam?

[00:34:07] Stop.

[00:34:08] The Neo Noir section isn't a black version of Neo for the Matrix.

[00:34:12] I was pissed off when I went in first.

[00:34:15] I just wanted to make sure.

[00:34:17] I want to see the cut where Will Smith is Neo.

[00:34:20] You want to see the black Matrix?

[00:34:21] He fucked up, dude.

[00:34:22] Will Smith the pursuit of happiness or some awful show?

[00:34:26] I don't know.

[00:34:27] But that would have been awesome.

[00:34:28] I mean, shut up to Keanu.

[00:34:29] Dude, can you imagine his run?

[00:34:31] He would have been the greatest...

[00:34:33] He's already close to being the greatest.

[00:34:35] But to be in the Matrix would be next level.

[00:34:38] Yeah.

[00:34:39] Because who knows what else that would have done for him?

[00:34:40] Imagine him capping off the decade with the Matrix.

[00:34:44] Men in black fucking Pluto Nash.

[00:34:48] Doctor D'Little.

[00:34:50] Doctor D'Little.

[00:34:52] Black Knight.

[00:34:53] Yeah, Blade.

[00:34:55] Blade.

[00:34:56] Head of State.

[00:34:57] Black Knight.

[00:34:58] Yeah.

[00:34:59] Blue Street.

[00:35:00] Blue Street.

[00:35:01] Wow.

[00:35:02] Sister Act.

[00:35:03] Yeah.

[00:35:04] Konga.

[00:35:05] Mm-hmm.

[00:35:06] Oh, my God.

[00:35:11] Oh, my God.

[00:35:12] No, he wasn't.

[00:35:13] He wasn't.

[00:35:14] He wasn't.

[00:35:15] He wasn't.

[00:35:16] He wasn't.

[00:35:17] He wasn't.

[00:35:18] He wasn't.

[00:35:19] He wasn't.

[00:35:20] He wasn't.

[00:35:21] He wasn't.

[00:35:22] I wasn't.

[00:35:23] The very end of his sopranos.

[00:35:26] The final scene of the final.

[00:35:28] The final frame, the last frame of the sopranos.

[00:35:32] Oh, my God.

[00:35:36] God, he was gone down.

[00:35:38] Fucking dark painter.

[00:35:40] That would have been a really good run, man.

[00:35:44] Poor guy.

[00:35:45] Felix the cat.

[00:35:48] Mm-hmm.

[00:35:49] Fuck.

[00:35:50] Yeah, that would have been tight.

[00:35:53] I re-watched Dark City again the other night.

[00:35:55] That's another nice little double feature if you want to do for yourself.

[00:35:58] Dark City and then the 13th floor.

[00:36:01] Some of their vibes.

[00:36:02] Yeah.

[00:36:03] Who's that?

[00:36:04] We should program a film festival.

[00:36:06] It's Craig Bierco.

[00:36:07] That's a cool name.

[00:36:09] Bierco?

[00:36:10] Mm-hmm.

[00:36:11] Craig Faco.

[00:36:13] Yeah.

[00:36:14] Craig Faco.

[00:36:15] Can you imagine?

[00:36:16] What would that be like?

[00:36:17] It's like, hello, my name is Craig.

[00:36:20] I'm God.

[00:36:22] This is the customer service of Jenny Craig who you need to send pictures of your posted approval

[00:36:28] of not become fat.

[00:36:30] We are doing, this is, hello, my name is Jenny Craig and I'm calling to CF, maybe you wanted

[00:36:40] to lose weight.

[00:36:42] We have a very sophisticated program.

[00:36:46] You sent a picture of your pussy.

[00:36:47] We tell you how many losing weight you can do.

[00:36:51] Can you tell me how big your titty is maybe?

[00:36:55] And for whatever reason the woman answers, like, oh my God.

[00:37:00] I've got one moment.

[00:37:03] Those are going to be recording with my daughter.

[00:37:09] They're, I, they're robbed by me.

[00:37:12] The wires.

[00:37:13] They were.

[00:37:14] They were.

[00:37:15] There was an accident with the wires.

[00:37:18] Can you please go on?

[00:37:20] You are saying your boob is big.

[00:37:30] One of the wires was, tell me more.

[00:37:41] Craig, beer co.

[00:37:42] He looks kind of stupid.

[00:37:45] He's got like a weird shaped, he looks like.

[00:37:48] Oh, this guy.

[00:37:50] Yeah.

[00:37:51] Yeah, he is weird looking.

[00:37:53] I don't really, oh yes, he was Tom Ryan in scary movie four.

[00:38:05] The 13th floor.

[00:38:07] The 13th inch.

[00:38:08] I went to the cinema this weekend when I was raining.

[00:38:11] What did you see?

[00:38:12] I saw that stripper movie.

[00:38:14] Zola.

[00:38:15] Zola, yeah.

[00:38:16] Was it good?

[00:38:17] Is that good?

[00:38:18] I think we're all beautiful.

[00:38:19] No, tell us what you thought about this movie.

[00:38:21] Was there a breast in it?

[00:38:22] I already read the Twitter thread so it wasn't like damn.

[00:38:24] Okay, let's, let's go ahead and we're going to pull up reviews of the movie and then ask

[00:38:28] Adam what he thought of the movie and see if he says anything verbatim.

[00:38:32] I'll tell you right now.

[00:38:34] I like that it was short.

[00:38:36] I like that it was short.

[00:38:37] Should I lie in common with you?

[00:38:38] 85 minutes long or something.

[00:38:41] Did you see tits, bare tits.

[00:38:42] You see tits?

[00:38:43] You see ladies work in pole.

[00:38:45] Do you see their pussies?

[00:38:47] You don't see pussy.

[00:38:48] No, you see soft cock, soft cock and tits and tits.

[00:38:53] Yeah, tits and some who's cock.

[00:38:56] Wow, that's weird.

[00:38:57] We were just talking about whales and there's a movie about the lonely as well.

[00:39:01] Would you know about that?

[00:39:02] The 52 Hertz whale?

[00:39:03] Yeah, this is what I was talking about.

[00:39:04] Oh, I didn't realize they made a documetering.

[00:39:06] You're just singing because you just get pussy.

[00:39:07] They made a documetering.

[00:39:08] Really?

[00:39:09] Yeah.

[00:39:10] Yeah, it's a whale that can't communicate with other whales because it speaks at the

[00:39:13] wrong frequency.

[00:39:14] It's voices too gay.

[00:39:15] So sad.

[00:39:16] So other whales can't hear it.

[00:39:18] It's like, God, what are we hanging out?

[00:39:20] And other whales are like, what's that noise?

[00:39:22] So you have to swim alone?

[00:39:24] You swims alone, yeah.

[00:39:26] That's so sad.

[00:39:27] It's rated PG for brief smoking and some unsettling whaling images.

[00:39:32] Oh, whales getting murdered?

[00:39:34] Who's cock do you see in Zola?

[00:39:36] A guy from John.

[00:39:37] A guy from John.

[00:39:38] No, you see not that guy, not cousin Greg.

[00:39:41] I would have loved to see cousin Greg.

[00:39:42] You see a John.

[00:39:43] What the fuck is that sex with her for months?

[00:39:47] Oh, we got a movie called Pig, Stav.

[00:39:49] We got a pig movie and a whale movie.

[00:39:51] Pig does look cool.

[00:39:52] It's a summer of Stav with the movie theaters.

[00:39:55] Yeah.

[00:39:56] Yeah.

[00:39:57] First of all, pig does look cool.

[00:39:58] What is pig?

[00:39:59] It's about Nicholas Cage and somebody steals his surprise trophy.

[00:40:01] I think I had an Adam movie, Old.

[00:40:05] Little Last Dick, the Nick Mullen story.

[00:40:07] No, that's not a movie.

[00:40:09] I'm looking at the actual titles and making jokes off of them.

[00:40:11] Okay.

[00:40:12] That's what I'm doing too.

[00:40:13] I'm not wanting to move these little gay bitch.

[00:40:15] Looking look at the second Nick Mullen story.

[00:40:18] Yeah.

[00:40:19] Yeah.

[00:40:20] Is your last letter from your lover, Stav?

[00:40:22] It's moving about you and the letter says I'm a man.

[00:40:26] Fuck.

[00:40:27] Cool.

[00:40:28] Seriously?

[00:40:29] Yeah.

[00:40:30] Jungle Cruise.

[00:40:31] Uh huh.

[00:40:32] It's like, okay, how much more of this black LGBT stuff are we going to do?

[00:40:41] Yeah.

[00:40:42] It's like a movie.

[00:40:43] What is that?

[00:40:44] Like Moonlight Two.

[00:40:45] Yeah.

[00:40:46] Jungle Cruise.

[00:40:47] I like that.

[00:40:48] Oh, I see.

[00:40:49] That's where we go with my dad.

[00:40:50] Okay.

[00:40:51] The Green Knight.

[00:40:52] Was that the one Matt Damon tries to get his daughter back or something?

[00:40:55] No, that's still water.

[00:40:57] Still water.

[00:40:58] Mm hmm.

[00:40:59] Yeah.

[00:41:00] My name is not going to, I don't know.

[00:41:01] I don't know.

[00:41:02] Nothing about this movie.

[00:41:03] We were looking at the title.

[00:41:04] It's Matt Damon being like, oh, my name's David Stillwater and somebody's raped my daughter.

[00:41:07] Yeah.

[00:41:08] That's better.

[00:41:09] I think that's it.

[00:41:10] My name's David Stillwater and I'm just, I'm down here to be a fucking god, punk punk.

[00:41:12] I'm about to find my daughter.

[00:41:13] I'm going to fucking get my mother back.

[00:41:14] I'm going to get my daughter back and then we're going to fucking get some pussy along

[00:41:18] the way.

[00:41:19] That's the guy.

[00:41:20] I'm going to buy that on DVD just to watch him and a little director's chair crossing

[00:41:23] his legs being like, well, you really have to get into the mind of somebody whose daughter

[00:41:28] has been taken.

[00:41:29] Right.

[00:41:30] You know, and then it's like, that's true.

[00:41:32] So I started.

[00:41:33] That is how you would pretend to be that guy.

[00:41:35] Oh, speaking of which, if you want to pretend to be a different, if you want to bet on sports,

[00:41:42] speaking of, then you can go to my bookie dot AG, which is the best place to bet on.

[00:41:49] Adam, once you take it away, this time I'm going to be the one taking a bathroom break.

[00:41:54] Okay, go for it and talking about it because there's a big fight coming up.

[00:41:57] You guys already know about my bookie dot AG, but there's a there.

[00:42:01] You are right.

[00:42:02] There's a big fight.

[00:42:03] So I caught him at Gregor versus Dustin Poirier three condom condom and word.

[00:42:08] What's his name?

[00:42:09] Condom McHenry.

[00:42:10] Condom McGregor.

[00:42:11] Dustin Diamond.

[00:42:12] He's coming back from the dead.

[00:42:16] Dustin Diamond.

[00:42:17] We also have cock in that one thing.

[00:42:20] This says the fight is July 10th, by the way.

[00:42:22] So okay, it would be this Saturday.

[00:42:25] Maybe.

[00:42:26] Yes.

[00:42:27] So just so that it was a hell of a fight.

[00:42:31] There are sure to be more fights.

[00:42:32] There are a lot of fights coming up.

[00:42:34] There are a lot of fights and there are a lot of bets you can make on those fights.

[00:42:38] Oh yeah, currently or last week.

[00:42:43] Greg, where's the underdog?

[00:42:45] Plus one of.

[00:42:46] Well, he lost last time to Dustin Poirier.

[00:42:48] That's right.

[00:42:49] I believe they fought it in Abu Dhabi.

[00:42:51] Abu Dhabi, Abu.

[00:42:52] Yeah, fight Island.

[00:42:53] Fight Island, which is where Stav and I like to go sometimes and tell people we're going

[00:42:59] to fight, but we're really what are we going to we're going to.

[00:43:03] What's beautiful about my bookie dot my bookie dot AG.

[00:43:08] Uh huh.

[00:43:09] Is that they're a very fair company.

[00:43:11] Yes, it's my bookie dot.

[00:43:12] Yeah, very fair, very on the up and up and very transparent.

[00:43:17] Yep.

[00:43:18] Legal.

[00:43:19] And what you're going to want to do with them is you're going to want to fuck it.

[00:43:23] Look, there's a lot to bet on.

[00:43:24] We got the NBA finals going on or having already happened.

[00:43:27] We got these big fights coming up or having already happened.

[00:43:30] NFL is right around the corner, folks.

[00:43:33] Yeah.

[00:43:34] Okay.

[00:43:35] Many camps.

[00:43:36] People are reporting.

[00:43:37] The rookie is showing up.

[00:43:38] Well, Aaron Rodgers still be there.

[00:43:39] Tom Brady going to get his fucking what is it?

[00:43:42] Athering that fucking piece of shit.

[00:43:44] Something like that.

[00:43:46] And they also have a nice little fucking probably some kind of money back guarantee or something

[00:43:51] like that.

[00:43:52] Where are you?

[00:43:53] Where you sign up, you deposit money and they add to match it.

[00:43:56] Or you get to you get to fuck around with more money.

[00:43:59] That's not your money.

[00:44:00] How about a movie called Dunson checks out?

[00:44:03] Yeah.

[00:44:04] And, uh, okay.

[00:44:06] What was it?

[00:44:07] Is it Gamble?

[00:44:08] He gambles.

[00:44:09] Yeah.

[00:44:10] And the, but he's checking in to a casino.

[00:44:13] Eventually he checks out.

[00:44:14] Hence the title of the movie.

[00:44:16] Right.

[00:44:17] So similar to the hotel.

[00:44:18] He has to leave the hotel and the casino is, uh, or sorry, it is a hotel.

[00:44:25] It's a hotel casino.

[00:44:26] That he checks into, uh, I'm trying to remember which casino he checks into or hotel he checks

[00:44:34] into.

[00:44:35] He checks into a hotel and, uh, he goes into a closet and he fucking puts a rope or an

[00:44:41] extension cord around his neck.

[00:44:43] He checks out.

[00:44:44] He checks out.

[00:44:45] Yeah.

[00:44:46] David Carradine style.

[00:44:47] No, I, I, we're, we're, I'm probably going to go inside.

[00:44:51] I remember.

[00:44:52] I don't think he was a hotel.

[00:44:53] I don't think he was a hotel.

[00:44:54] I think the world of monkeys and he's kind of trying to tie what we started.

[00:44:57] Yeah.

[00:44:58] There's something, and he bets on it.

[00:44:59] It's a casino.

[00:45:00] That's why it's a casino is because we're doing the ad.

[00:45:02] Right.

[00:45:03] That's what it is.

[00:45:04] He's at my bookie.ag and he's a chimp that's killing himself.

[00:45:09] All our Robin Williams.

[00:45:10] Yep.

[00:45:11] And that's, uh, but before he puts a nice weight and the reason he's doing it is because he

[00:45:15] can't pay the money he bet.

[00:45:16] He can't.

[00:45:17] He cannot stand the leaves because he's a chimpanzee.

[00:45:21] You on the other hand are a person.

[00:45:23] Your honor, there's nothing in the law that says a chimp can't force a woman to have sex

[00:45:27] at gunpoint.

[00:45:28] I do declare this chimp is innocent.

[00:45:34] They probably would just kill a chimp that raped, right?

[00:45:37] There's nothing in the rule book.

[00:45:38] He would never stand trial.

[00:45:40] No, it would show me where it says that in the rule book.

[00:45:43] But he wouldn't stand trial.

[00:45:44] They would, they would follow.

[00:45:45] No, the prosecutor would be a little bit too ambitious.

[00:45:47] Haranbait style.

[00:45:48] Charge it as an adult.

[00:45:50] You know, classic prosecutor style.

[00:45:51] Even those brain is.

[00:45:52] And then, and then, well, hold on here, Chuck, we're looking in the rule book here and there's

[00:45:55] nothing that says that the picture is not allowed to look at child pornography on the mound.

[00:46:00] It's just plain out in here.

[00:46:02] You can't have sticky stuff, but you can't.

[00:46:04] The last day of the year too.

[00:46:09] New line, cinema, presents.

[00:46:12] Routine.

[00:46:13] A child molester.

[00:46:16] Yeah.

[00:46:17] A hot prospect that was in jail for 10 years for molesting a child.

[00:46:21] How the hell are we released?

[00:46:22] How the hell are we going to be the team with the best picture in the world when he's in

[00:46:27] fifth grade?

[00:46:28] What if I had an idea that was so crazy?

[00:46:30] It just might work.

[00:46:32] All right.

[00:46:33] So, let's hear it.

[00:46:34] We get a pedophile.

[00:46:35] Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump,

[00:46:41] bump.

[00:46:42] New line, cinema, presents.

[00:46:44] Rookie of the year two.

[00:46:46] Guess who's getting molested?

[00:46:50] So the picture would molest.

[00:46:53] But, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, you

[00:46:56] know what, if the, if you were in the universe of rookie of the year two.

[00:46:59] I can't, I can't play the game.

[00:47:00] It's looking at pictures in my penis on the mound and showing them the, the, the, the, the,

[00:47:03] to the monitors.

[00:47:04] It's all over my child.

[00:47:05] My child penis is all over the TV being broadcast out.

[00:47:10] Well, there's nothing in the rule book.

[00:47:13] Sorry, chief.

[00:47:14] They just go to the rule book umpire 35 times in the movie.

[00:47:21] And then it surprises.

[00:47:22] They find out that the umpire doesn't know how to read.

[00:47:25] Right.

[00:47:26] It's been all over the world.

[00:47:27] And they actually, because the major league baseball rule book is, is 85 volumes.

[00:47:34] It's a cumulative 60,000 pages, which you can read at my bookie dot ag by.

[00:47:39] Yes.

[00:47:40] And if you existed in the universe of rookie of the year two, you could bet on those games.

[00:47:44] And, and, and in 1909, they did in fact make it illegal to look at child pornography on

[00:47:50] right on the mound.

[00:47:51] And knock for it.

[00:47:52] Just because it was take the games were the games would take too long.

[00:47:55] The pictures would spend half of it.

[00:47:57] It was still illegal to masturbate in those days, but photography was new.

[00:48:00] Right.

[00:48:01] And naturally, as soon as they invented cameras, the first thing that happened with somebody

[00:48:05] made child pornography.

[00:48:07] Naturally.

[00:48:08] And then they ruined it for everybody.

[00:48:10] Fun, I mean, right.

[00:48:12] So my bookie dot ag.

[00:48:15] So what kind of deposit bonus are we working with here?

[00:48:18] $1,000.

[00:48:19] You deposit $1,000.

[00:48:21] They'll give you 10,000.

[00:48:22] That's not my way is that true.

[00:48:26] I think it's up to $1,000.

[00:48:28] They'll match it.

[00:48:29] If you sign up my bookie dot ag and you email pictures of your pussy.

[00:48:34] To make her do that.

[00:48:36] My bookie dot ag.

[00:48:39] And they will match your deposit $1,000.

[00:48:42] The match you deposit up to $1,000.

[00:48:44] And then there's something about super spreads and fucking parlays.

[00:48:48] All kinds of good shit.

[00:48:50] All kinds of box options and derivatives and delta.

[00:48:54] You can really stretch your money.

[00:48:56] You fucking, listen, you got a fucking parlay that you love.

[00:48:59] You can bet like a hug you buck.

[00:49:02] Fucking win like a thousand or some fucking shit.

[00:49:05] Don't forget to use promo code come town or come town 20.

[00:49:09] If at all you're ever presented with the option.

[00:49:12] For some kind of.

[00:49:18] Yeah.

[00:49:19] Something in there.

[00:49:21] Something good is going to happen.

[00:49:23] That's what we like to call an Easter egg.

[00:49:27] Is finding the part of the website where they track your performance of the.

[00:49:31] Right.

[00:49:32] It's important that you do that.

[00:49:35] We're not going to tell you how.

[00:49:36] We're not going to tell you how to do it and we can't tell you how.

[00:49:39] It's a game.

[00:49:40] But if you love us you'll do it and you'll do it.

[00:49:42] And tell them we sent you.

[00:49:44] And tell them Tom Sizemore says he's innocent.

[00:49:49] Yeah.

[00:49:50] Tom Sizemore is first of all that cosme out of jail.

[00:49:52] We got to get Tom Sizemore.

[00:49:54] Tom Sizemore and then Harvey Weinstein.

[00:49:57] Yeah.

[00:49:58] That's more of a you issue Adam.

[00:50:00] Why why me?

[00:50:01] I thought we're all on the same board.

[00:50:02] I think you know.

[00:50:03] Get all men out of jail.

[00:50:05] Free them all.

[00:50:07] Free the guys.

[00:50:08] Leave the ladies and free the men.

[00:50:11] Mm hmm.

[00:50:12] Yep.

[00:50:13] You know what I had recently oysters man they're good.

[00:50:16] What's last time you guys had a nice oyster.

[00:50:21] Not too long ago probably.

[00:50:22] I like them.

[00:50:23] Oh yeah.

[00:50:24] You know it would be a fun movie it's a movie where it's like Peter Green, Tom Sizemore,

[00:50:29] Mickey Rourke.

[00:50:30] Oh yeah.

[00:50:31] I like that cat.

[00:50:32] I'm trying to think of some other guys who have been getting.

[00:50:34] They used to be hot in the 90s guys.

[00:50:36] Guys that are very fucking good actors who just could not not.

[00:50:41] Couldn't.

[00:50:42] Couldn't deal.

[00:50:43] Yeah.

[00:50:44] Their faces tell the story.

[00:50:45] Either drugs or whatever.

[00:50:46] Yeah.

[00:50:47] The last thing a child.

[00:50:48] Yeah.

[00:50:49] Tom Sizemore's case.

[00:50:50] And it's like the three of them and they're like Peter Green's a guy from the mask right.

[00:50:54] Yeah.

[00:50:55] That guy was awesome.

[00:50:56] Mm hmm.

[00:50:57] He had everything going for him.

[00:50:59] There's also some fucking singer named Peter Green.

[00:51:04] What?

[00:51:05] Peter Allen Greenbaum professionally known as Peter Green.

[00:51:09] Oh Fleetwood Mac.

[00:51:11] Oh guys.

[00:51:12] I don't know.

[00:51:13] I know Lindsey Buckingham and Mick Fleetwood.

[00:51:18] They were all sucking each other's cocks and Fleetwood Mac.

[00:51:20] No dude it wasn't gay.

[00:51:21] They were just swapping the girls.

[00:51:24] They're just fucking fucking the girls and trading them.

[00:51:27] Damn.

[00:51:28] It's weird that we only did that with that one girl.

[00:51:31] Who?

[00:51:32] You know R.I.P.

[00:51:33] Wink Wink.

[00:51:34] Jesus Christ.

[00:51:35] What?

[00:51:36] Now people know by now that wink wink.

[00:51:40] And that girl we killed.

[00:51:42] We did get a lot of attention.

[00:51:43] Remember we went on tour and since we called it.

[00:51:47] We called it the since the I don't know.

[00:51:54] I thought we weren't going to talk about what happened in Cincinnati at Go Banana.

[00:51:59] We didn't see.

[00:52:00] We didn't see insincey.

[00:52:01] We didn't see insincey.

[00:52:02] The win see insincey.

[00:52:04] That woman we ran a train on and killed.

[00:52:07] It murdered her.

[00:52:08] Yeah.

[00:52:09] Oh now that you're singing I remember you.

[00:52:10] She wasn't going to tell.

[00:52:12] You couldn't even remember that woman and she was like I'm lost.

[00:52:16] I don't know what my family is.

[00:52:18] We were like there's a way for you.

[00:52:20] We were like oh I get it.

[00:52:22] You think we're famous and you're going to take a picture.

[00:52:24] She said I know what she's saying.

[00:52:25] Who are you?

[00:52:26] And then we were like zip.

[00:52:28] Yeah.

[00:52:29] He said zip.

[00:52:30] He said zip.

[00:52:31] What are you saying?

[00:52:32] He said zip.

[00:52:33] And I was like oh I'm excused man.

[00:52:36] He's like are you doing an impression of an Indian person?

[00:52:40] No it's a robot actually.

[00:52:41] And I'm like no actually it's not me it's the government.

[00:52:45] Yeah.

[00:52:46] And then we killed her.

[00:52:48] Well we ran a train and then we could.

[00:52:51] Well none of us could get hard but yeah it's true.

[00:52:53] Well it's still count.

[00:52:54] It was a model train.

[00:52:57] I conducted in the atom my soft dick while I dressed up like a conductor.

[00:53:03] Drove a train into a dead woman's pussy.

[00:53:06] I thought that's what running a train was.

[00:53:10] But yeah your original point does stand.

[00:53:12] Why was that the only?

[00:53:14] That one time.

[00:53:15] Why we only did it.

[00:53:16] I mean that's why the show sucks now.

[00:53:18] Yeah we got a fucking bitch together.

[00:53:20] We got to have a reinvigorated.

[00:53:22] We got to have a devil's three way or four way.

[00:53:25] This is the way the Democratic party thinks.

[00:53:28] It's true.

[00:53:29] It's like why are we losing a latching.

[00:53:34] We got to run a shot.

[00:53:36] We got a little less more children.

[00:53:37] Eleven year old girl.

[00:53:38] I'll call up Jeffy.

[00:53:39] We'll have another one scene.

[00:53:41] Alrighty Hillary's got all those pictures of me and the conductor outfit on the private

[00:53:49] email server.

[00:53:51] Goddamn you know Clinton's fucked some like put on some wacky costumes to molest kids.

[00:53:58] You know he's fucked in like a crown and like a fucking some kind of harness.

[00:54:02] Kind of a British judges situation.

[00:54:04] A wig maybe for sure.

[00:54:06] Or they're just those fucking weird masks.

[00:54:08] Those weird sex they tanic like the eye lock or whatever the fuck.

[00:54:13] Oh yeah.

[00:54:14] Hey look at me I'm an owl that rapes.

[00:54:16] Who's going to get raped?

[00:54:19] Who's going to believe you guys?

[00:54:22] Who's going to believe you?

[00:54:25] Yeah.

[00:54:26] They're definitely putting on the Uga Booga mask from Crash Bandicoot.

[00:54:31] Now that was a fuck in the lady.

[00:54:34] That was a fuck mask I've ever seen.

[00:54:36] Maybe I'll play I have Crash Bandicoot for PS4 the remaster that I bought for various women

[00:54:43] in my life.

[00:54:44] Who are now.

[00:54:47] No longer in the party.

[00:54:51] If Nicky White's you ever play Crash Bandicoot run.

[00:54:57] Oh fuck.

[00:55:00] That's pretty fun.

[00:55:03] Girls do like Crash Bandicoot.

[00:55:05] I'm in Spyro.

[00:55:07] How about Crash Bandicoot?

[00:55:11] It's the woman that Brandi killed.

[00:55:14] Did she kill somebody?

[00:55:15] Yeah.

[00:55:16] Oh he killed somebody.

[00:55:17] I didn't know that.

[00:55:18] She like rear ended some lady.

[00:55:19] To death?

[00:55:20] To death.

[00:55:21] Damn.

[00:55:22] I call her a rage a sister.

[00:55:25] I think rage a fuck.

[00:55:27] We're like Mo.

[00:55:28] Most speed.

[00:55:29] Most speed.

[00:55:30] Yeah.

[00:55:31] Because of her car.

[00:55:33] No brakes on her car.

[00:55:34] Yeah.

[00:55:35] Most speed.

[00:55:36] No brakes is good.

[00:55:38] She didn't have the Caitlyn.

[00:55:40] I'll have the Hong Kong.

[00:55:42] Oh right Caitlyn Jenner did that also.

[00:55:45] Well Bruce did.

[00:55:46] Bruce did.

[00:55:47] Then she was reborn into a person that's never killed anyone.

[00:55:50] The perfect crime.

[00:55:51] The perfect crime.

[00:55:52] And if she kills again she has to go back to Bruce.

[00:55:54] She got into a gender fender.

[00:55:56] A fender's gender.

[00:55:59] A fender's gender.

[00:56:00] A fender's gender.

[00:56:01] A fender's gender.

[00:56:02] Classic.

[00:56:03] And yeah the accident happened and the investigators showed up and they said they pointed at Caitlyn

[00:56:13] Jenner's car and they said I think something's wrong with that tranny.

[00:56:17] Talking about the transmission.

[00:56:20] Yes.

[00:56:21] Yes.

[00:56:22] And that's one way to work that slur.

[00:56:25] That's one way to game the shit.

[00:56:28] I don't know.

[00:56:29] Yeah sure.

[00:56:30] Yep.

[00:56:34] Go ahead Adam.

[00:56:35] Go ahead and do one.

[00:56:38] You have to say a slur.

[00:56:43] Yeah you can't criticize the slur.

[00:56:46] That's why I just sit him out when he said he either go no or I sit him out.

[00:56:50] No you're a job is to say no that creates balance.

[00:56:54] Exactly.

[00:56:55] It's not to sit there be snarky.

[00:56:56] I wasn't being snarky.

[00:56:57] Oh you weren't.

[00:56:58] I said that's one way to get away with saying the slur.

[00:57:02] Which is an accurate statement.

[00:57:06] That's you guys both have the four.

[00:57:08] We're the four.

[00:57:09] I'm the Jedi next to see.

[00:57:10] I'm Han Solo.

[00:57:11] I'm just getting pussy and go for it.

[00:57:12] No chance.

[00:57:13] You're not.

[00:57:14] I'm fine not having a lot of chance.

[00:57:16] You are the nerd watching Star Wars complaining that.

[00:57:20] Just baby.

[00:57:21] Yeah.

[00:57:22] This is good.

[00:57:23] I'm in the movie too.

[00:57:24] Oh that's one way to work in that slur.

[00:57:27] The most you've contributed to the show and you literally shitting yourself.

[00:57:31] That was awesome.

[00:57:32] I'll do my part again.

[00:57:33] How are you doing?

[00:57:34] How are your guts?

[00:57:35] I haven't had dairy.

[00:57:36] Oh.

[00:57:37] Also my friend Alex who I dinner with the night before said that he had a very close call that

[00:57:43] day.

[00:57:44] What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

[00:57:46] Oh I heard somebody else almost shit themselves.

[00:57:48] What did you guys eat?

[00:57:49] We went to we got like pasta.

[00:57:51] You know how many fucking hold on.

[00:57:53] You know how many times I've almost shit myself.

[00:57:55] The whole world operates.

[00:57:57] It's the same thing as the supply chains.

[00:58:00] Yes.

[00:58:01] All right.

[00:58:02] This shit gets fucking hacked and now gas is a million dollars and it's the shortages all

[00:58:07] of us out.

[00:58:08] The infrastructure of the adult world across the board is fake and it's not because of

[00:58:13] ideology.

[00:58:14] It's because no one knows what they're fucking doing.

[00:58:16] Right.

[00:58:17] It's not because we have a broken system.

[00:58:19] Every system would be broken.

[00:58:21] Every adult in the world is going around almost shitting themselves once or twice a week.

[00:58:27] The difference is that they don't do it.

[00:58:29] Yeah.

[00:58:30] You did.

[00:58:31] I did it.

[00:58:32] Stav was in the bathroom and I said oh no.

[00:58:34] It's called homeostasis.

[00:58:35] Yes.

[00:58:36] Life is an extremely fragile beautiful gift from God that can be taken away at any second.

[00:58:42] All right.

[00:58:43] We're perpetually in a state of almost shitting ourselves.

[00:58:46] Yeah.

[00:58:47] And you as a godless worm who can't help himself but say that to mock me.

[00:58:55] I wasn't mocking you.

[00:58:57] For, for, for, for, for, for using slurs against trans against one one who killed somebody.

[00:59:07] Who deserved it.

[00:59:08] It's a moment that they killed somebody and I'm not even doing it.

[00:59:10] I'm saying that's what the cop did that.

[00:59:12] The cop did because my point.

[00:59:14] Oh, you know when a cop gets to a scene they immediately die.

[00:59:17] Mine was wrong with the cars.

[00:59:19] My point as it's always been has been that the police are part of a.

[00:59:24] The investigation.

[00:59:25] It's just a lot of.

[00:59:27] Right.

[00:59:28] The character of the police.

[00:59:30] The police are part of an injustice.

[00:59:32] White.

[00:59:33] Right.

[00:59:34] Part of a colonic, colonic injustice.

[00:59:36] Yes, sir.

[00:59:37] Directed towards my colorful ass trans family.

[00:59:40] Yes.

[00:59:41] Well, Caitlin's not.

[00:59:43] Do I use slurs?

[00:59:44] Yes, but in the service of education.

[00:59:47] And justice.

[00:59:48] And justice.

[00:59:49] Yeah.

[00:59:50] Now we're going to have the show with 20 minutes of Judge Joe Brown defending Bill Cosby.

[00:59:57] It's a, it's a matter of.

[01:00:00] He ain't doing it.

[01:00:01] He didn't do it.

[01:00:02] If you go into a court situation and you have respectable doubt, that doubt isn't taken away

[01:00:10] simply by the fact that the accusations have been made because accusations beyond more

[01:00:18] lack of beyond a reasonable doubt are simply that and nothing more on that carry.

[01:00:24] No wait.

[01:00:25] That argument he's making is truly hilarious.

[01:00:28] It does not.

[01:00:29] For a judge to say that is like.

[01:00:31] Yeah.

[01:00:32] I mean, for anybody, it's just, it's like, well, there are accusations until they've been

[01:00:37] proven beyond the.

[01:00:38] And if they're not proven, they're not real, then it doesn't exist.

[01:00:41] Yeah.

[01:00:42] The old reality exists within the confines of the courts.

[01:00:47] Of course.

[01:00:48] Yeah.

[01:00:49] Yes.

[01:00:50] Yeah.

[01:00:51] That means you can, you can do a horrible thing anyway.

[01:00:54] Folks, after all, where what?

[01:00:57] That's not the word to use.

[01:00:59] The, uh, come dot town for t-shirts.

[01:01:02] Go to stave.biz.

[01:01:03] I'm on tour, baby.

[01:01:04] Go see some tickets and you can buy the tickets at patreon.com.

[01:01:08] No.

[01:01:09] Well, maybe you'll put a nice link up there.

[01:01:11] That would be nice.

[01:01:12] Absolutely.

[01:01:13] Uh, go to stave.biz slash tour.

[01:01:15] How about this?

[01:01:16] A secret discount link.

[01:01:17] No discount.

[01:01:18] There's a big, full price.

[01:01:20] Are once again free.

[01:01:21] I don't know how to be free tickets are free, but I'm coming to Portland, Seattle, Utah,

[01:01:26] uh, Minneapolis, Denver, San Antonio, Cleveland, Phoenix, Madison, Detroit, New Orleans, Tampa,

[01:01:34] Boston.

[01:01:35] Oh my God.

[01:01:36] Some of my favorite cities.

[01:01:37] Best places to get food and to get top at folks.

[01:01:40] So please come out by those stave.biz slash tour.

[01:01:44] We got fucking funny moms coming up Monday.

[01:01:46] Funny moms is the first Monday or every Monday except for the first Monday of the month,

[01:01:52] we will be off for August.

[01:01:54] That's right.

[01:01:55] I know.

[01:01:56] But we will be racing on the west coast.

[01:01:57] We will be back in September, but get the, the, uh, and I got fat two days July 27th and

[01:02:02] I'm at Union Hall.

[01:02:04] The last chance to see me do my hour will be in the city will be July the 20th at Union

[01:02:08] Hall and I will not be on tour ever again.

[01:02:11] Uh, please don't ever contact me.

[01:02:14] Leave me alone.