[00:00:00] In fact some might say that now you're gonna say something

[00:00:03] going to start out.

[00:00:04] Now are you extraneous?

[00:00:07] You're useless also.

[00:00:09] Some might say that some have said.

[00:00:11] I think that's a redundant.

[00:00:13] Many have said.

[00:00:13] What about redic suck?

[00:00:15] I don't know.

[00:00:16] I'd like to get my dick sucked redundant.

[00:00:19] We started the show.

[00:00:20] Adam was supposed to go to the store.

[00:00:22] To get snacks.

[00:00:23] I would have done it myself, but he said no, no, no.

[00:00:26] You didn't say that.

[00:00:26] You said Adam, can you run to the store?

[00:00:28] No, I said.

[00:00:29] I said after the episode.

[00:00:31] All of the TV show.

[00:00:32] A wob diagnosed murder.

[00:00:34] I didn't say over the side.

[00:00:35] I don't know.

[00:00:36] Why would I need any?

[00:00:37] I'm just gonna go to sleep.

[00:00:38] I just, well.

[00:00:39] Why would I need energy for after this?

[00:00:40] To do what?

[00:00:41] Go to work?

[00:00:42] After this?

[00:00:43] I don't know.

[00:00:44] To put up with my family?

[00:00:46] I don't know.

[00:00:47] What could I possibly need energy for?

[00:00:49] I don't know.

[00:00:50] Maybe we have a big night ahead of you.

[00:00:52] Kind of a big Friday night.

[00:00:54] We're recording on a rare Friday.

[00:00:56] You're lying.

[00:00:57] No, we didn't.

[00:00:58] I put my pants last Friday.

[00:00:59] I think we're on a Monday Friday schedule now.

[00:01:02] I looked at the prescription logo.

[00:01:04] They were like, we need to come up with a logo for prescriptions.

[00:01:10] And they handed it to a guy in the office who is illiterate.

[00:01:14] Yeah.

[00:01:15] And they were like, here, do something.

[00:01:16] RX.

[00:01:17] We need prescriptions.

[00:01:18] And he's like, um, it's prescription.

[00:01:21] Mm-hmm.

[00:01:22] Because the P, the P is the R.

[00:01:25] The R has a P in it.

[00:01:27] Yeah.

[00:01:28] And the X.

[00:01:29] Why is that?

[00:01:30] Why is it RX?

[00:01:31] Because somebody didn't know how to read it.

[00:01:33] Rashan.

[00:01:34] Rashan.

[00:01:35] That's how I write my name.

[00:01:36] Yeah, look, I did the logo.

[00:01:39] It's also the RX should just be the sound.

[00:01:41] Yeah.

[00:01:42] Why is it RX?

[00:01:43] It's gonna be some Latin shit, right?

[00:01:45] I know the dominant part.

[00:01:46] And the dominant, dominant.

[00:01:48] Oh, you're a paper.

[00:01:49] This does.

[00:01:50] Nah, fuck the pope.

[00:01:51] The pope can suck my fucking dick.

[00:01:52] The Vatican can lick my fucking balls.

[00:01:55] Yeah.

[00:01:56] The Vatican can stand for the Latin word recipe, meaning to take.

[00:02:02] Recipe.

[00:02:03] Wait, so you don't like the pope because he accepts gay civil unions?

[00:02:06] No, I would love that kind of, I love gay shit like that.

[00:02:09] You don't like him because he's nice to four kids.

[00:02:11] Fuck the Catholic church.

[00:02:12] I'm still pissed about the schism with the Orthodox Church.

[00:02:15] Oh, you want to get back together.

[00:02:16] Let's get it.

[00:02:17] Let's fix this up.

[00:02:18] So you're like a score index.

[00:02:20] You're pissed off.

[00:02:21] Well, first of all, we're doing great.

[00:02:23] You guys are doing the Orthodox.

[00:02:24] Orthodox has it figured out.

[00:02:26] Like our fucking priests don't fuck kids.

[00:02:28] Yeah, you don't have lawsuits.

[00:02:29] No, because you're allowed to have a wife as a priest.

[00:02:33] You're allowed to get pussy as a priest in the Greek Orthodox Church.

[00:02:37] Because certain things run deep culturally.

[00:02:39] You're allowed to get pussy from a little boy.

[00:02:42] No, no, no, no.

[00:02:43] What?

[00:02:44] We don't get pussy from boys in the Greek church.

[00:02:46] Not one priest is ever a couple.

[00:02:48] Maybe a couple.

[00:02:49] But that's...

[00:02:50] Give me pussy from my boy.

[00:02:52] That's the priest.

[00:02:53] The Christian band.

[00:02:55] Yeah.

[00:02:56] That's true.

[00:02:57] We said puddle up.

[00:02:59] POD.

[00:03:00] POD was a Christian band.

[00:03:02] Yeah.

[00:03:03] I see you as well.

[00:03:04] So what?

[00:03:05] We are.

[00:03:06] We are.

[00:03:07] Mollested children.

[00:03:08] Chilled children.

[00:03:09] Mollested people in the nation.

[00:03:11] Yeah.

[00:03:12] I remember that one.

[00:03:13] That was one of them.

[00:03:14] See, now I can't really do my job because somebody didn't do her job.

[00:03:18] I'm going and getting me chips.

[00:03:20] Let's just talk chips for a second.

[00:03:23] Okay, well, that's barbecue.

[00:03:25] Oh, yeah.

[00:03:26] That's a mess.

[00:03:27] With some ridged up, that's barbecue chips.

[00:03:28] Adam doesn't touch anything at all.

[00:03:30] Just keep your fingers.

[00:03:32] Keep your fingers.

[00:03:33] You know if you want to do something with your hands?

[00:03:34] You know I got a sticky finger.

[00:03:36] If you want to do something with your hands.

[00:03:38] Come on guys.

[00:03:39] Come on guys.

[00:03:40] Don't say pussy juice.

[00:03:41] You can crawl yourself to the corner store like a sloth and perchas me.

[00:03:46] Some of the chips.

[00:03:48] Well, I can't even operate a door knob because of the amount of pussy.

[00:03:52] Stop.

[00:03:53] No, you've been putting your hands in your pussy again?

[00:03:58] Oh, you've heard you.

[00:04:00] That's actually true.

[00:04:01] Oh, it's because.

[00:04:02] Hey, you've had no hands in.

[00:04:03] With the point, the thing you're going to say it's not.

[00:04:05] You thought you should, your pants and you grabbed your front pass.

[00:04:09] That's right.

[00:04:10] AKA.

[00:04:11] You thought there was shit, but it was just your pussy.

[00:04:12] You grabbed your foot.

[00:04:13] Your pussy was leaking.

[00:04:14] Your pussy was leaking.

[00:04:15] Let me see that front ass.

[00:04:17] It's so hot out.

[00:04:18] Your pussy's sweating.

[00:04:19] I love some fun.

[00:04:20] It's fun.

[00:04:21] It's fun.

[00:04:22] Come on, bitch.

[00:04:23] Let me get a little front ass.

[00:04:25] Let me get a front ass.

[00:04:27] Next holding a gun right now.

[00:04:29] Yeah.

[00:04:30] Give me some front ass.

[00:04:31] That should be.

[00:04:32] They should, they should rescind the brandishing laws if they're pointing the gun at a woman.

[00:04:38] It is sexual.

[00:04:39] And it's sexual threatening way.

[00:04:42] It's sexually threatening way.

[00:04:44] You should get, you should get an exemption.

[00:04:47] Yeah.

[00:04:48] No, don't get me wrong.

[00:04:49] I still think rape should be illegal.

[00:04:50] But just the brandishing.

[00:04:52] The brandishing is where it's-

[00:04:54] That should be.

[00:04:55] You should get off then.

[00:04:56] You shouldn't get weapons charges.

[00:04:58] Right.

[00:04:59] Because you never know something.

[00:05:00] That might spark something consensual after the brandishing.

[00:05:03] Sorry, I'm just having trouble holding onto the microphone because the whole pussy is just

[00:05:08] just cuz you put your hands in your embusages.

[00:05:10] No, what's the problem?

[00:05:11] Because he was talking about it.

[00:05:12] We just covered this.

[00:05:13] No, no, no.

[00:05:14] Absolutely not there wasn't.

[00:05:15] Busy-busy-busy-busy.

[00:05:20] You should have a busy-busy.

[00:05:21] Wait, now you're saying it's guys, dude?

[00:05:24] It's also that.

[00:05:25] Come on, bro.

[00:05:26] It's half your pussy, half a guy's busy.

[00:05:29] Mm-hmm.

[00:05:30] And by little busy.

[00:05:31] Little busy.

[00:05:32] That's your-

[00:05:33] That's on, dude.

[00:05:34] Busy gay ass.

[00:05:35] Yeah.

[00:05:36] Your busy gay ass.

[00:05:37] I-M-G-A-Y.

[00:05:39] I'm gay.

[00:05:40] Do you know what that mean?

[00:05:42] I'm gay.

[00:05:43] Man, he was really happy about Bill Cosby for Justice being served.

[00:05:48] Did he say something?

[00:05:49] Uh, yeah.

[00:05:50] Do you see that?

[00:05:51] Well, he had a-he had a video, a free Bill Cosby video.

[00:05:55] Okay, I mean now.

[00:05:56] Yeah, I think there was another one.

[00:05:57] Oh, have you seen it or no?

[00:05:58] You think.

[00:05:59] Interesting.

[00:06:00] I'm pretty sure it's pretty sure.

[00:06:01] When I said, dude, you tried to catch me in a lie.

[00:06:04] Cuz you did it, man.

[00:06:05] You waited in those walls.

[00:06:06] We're all waiting for it and you said he was real happy, but we didn't see it.

[00:06:11] I was on the edge of my seat.

[00:06:13] I didn't even watch the video.

[00:06:14] I'm not even sure.

[00:06:15] I'm pretty sure he's a black man.

[00:06:16] That's so true.

[00:06:17] I mean, I'm not accusing anything.

[00:06:19] And right now, he's just praying to God.

[00:06:22] Adam's looking, but if-

[00:06:24] This is why he has released the video.

[00:06:25] This is why he has released the video.

[00:06:26] This is why he called me that.

[00:06:29] If Busy released the video.

[00:06:30] I got my own pussy, man.

[00:06:32] I put my hands inside my own pussy, man.

[00:06:34] My phone pussy.

[00:06:35] I keep my jewels.

[00:06:36] I keep my robin jeans up inside my man pussy.

[00:06:39] I paid $1,000 for my pussy.

[00:06:44] Yeah, they probably got some nice pussies.

[00:06:47] Busy guys.

[00:06:48] Yeah.

[00:06:49] It must feel so annoying to be trans from the 80s.

[00:06:53] I love my pussy.

[00:06:54] You got one of the first gen pussies.

[00:06:57] It's probably like playing GoldenEye now versus playing PS5.

[00:07:01] Playing GoldenEye versus PS5.

[00:07:04] That's true.

[00:07:05] PS5 does not look any better than PS4.

[00:07:07] It looks a little better.

[00:07:09] You have it, right?

[00:07:10] Listen, you broke motherfuckers can say whatever you wanted.

[00:07:12] It looks better.

[00:07:13] That's come on, dude.

[00:07:14] Sorry.

[00:07:15] You don't have to-

[00:07:16] I've got a status symbol that you both of you fucking losers don't.

[00:07:18] Mm-hmm.

[00:07:19] Yeah, okay.

[00:07:20] You also have a-

[00:07:21] No, I don't.

[00:07:22] A fattest symbol.

[00:07:23] What's a fattest symbol?

[00:07:25] What's a fattest symbol?

[00:07:26] It's a pie.

[00:07:29] The Greek letter pie.

[00:07:31] Okay.

[00:07:32] I have that.

[00:07:34] Yeah, that's very funny, though.

[00:07:36] That's one of the letters.

[00:07:38] It's pronounced B in Greek, thank you very much.

[00:07:40] Yeah, that's something else you put in your mouth.

[00:07:42] No.

[00:07:43] Yeah, girls actually, yeah it is.

[00:07:45] Yeah, girls P.

[00:07:46] Yeah, sometimes.

[00:07:47] Really?

[00:07:48] You've done that?

[00:07:49] Squirt?

[00:07:50] No, come on.

[00:07:51] I've gotten squirt in my mouth.

[00:07:53] Intentional P.

[00:07:54] No, I'm not a piss drinker.

[00:07:55] Not the devil's dice.

[00:07:57] I've drank some squirt that feels suspiciously like P.

[00:08:03] How are you drinking squirt?

[00:08:05] I'm not gulping it, but you've never gotten a girl busting your face like it's a cock.

[00:08:11] Actually never.

[00:08:12] I've only been...

[00:08:13] I've only fucked squirt happen.

[00:08:15] Oh, I eat pussy squirt for sure.

[00:08:17] I'm in there.

[00:08:18] That's an insane level of skill.

[00:08:23] No, it's not.

[00:08:24] It's easy.

[00:08:25] I never once have I done it with my hand.

[00:08:27] Are you kidding me?

[00:08:28] Never.

[00:08:29] You don't finger pop like a champ?

[00:08:30] Not at all.

[00:08:31] It's the best.

[00:08:32] You're licking your finger pop.

[00:08:33] I have no idea what I'm doing.

[00:08:36] The two at a time, I can't do it.

[00:08:38] It's like the rub your stomach tap your head thing.

[00:08:41] I literally can't.

[00:08:42] I don't know how to do it.

[00:08:43] Sometimes my shoulder, because I have a shoulder injury, that's a limiting factor.

[00:08:47] That's a big reason I'm considering.

[00:08:48] No joke.

[00:08:49] That's one of the main reasons I'm considering getting shoulder surgery.

[00:08:52] Because that slows me down.

[00:08:53] But I love a little fucking double mouth hovering on the clip, finger popping, you know.

[00:09:00] Tremendous force.

[00:09:01] I understand in theory.

[00:09:03] Yeah.

[00:09:04] But it's like, you know.

[00:09:05] It's like hitting nods.

[00:09:06] Don't get me wrong.

[00:09:07] I can't do it the whole time.

[00:09:08] Yeah.

[00:09:09] But, you know, you still-

[00:09:10] I only fuck up my rhythm with one or the other.

[00:09:13] It's hard.

[00:09:14] Listen, man.

[00:09:15] Yeah.

[00:09:16] I'm in the lab.

[00:09:17] Eat a pussy.

[00:09:18] So, a pussy.

[00:09:19] At this point, it's like something I don't care to be good at.

[00:09:20] See, I'm all about continuing education.

[00:09:24] Yeah.

[00:09:25] You're going to go to community college for it.

[00:09:26] I'm in pussy eating community college.

[00:09:28] I go to seven hours.

[00:09:29] I go to six hours.

[00:09:31] Y'all don't join Bill Cosby's email.

[00:09:33] So there's no video.

[00:09:34] There's no video.

[00:09:35] You try to exonerate yourself.

[00:09:36] I'm sure there's a video.

[00:09:38] Yeah.

[00:09:39] So he just briefly mentioned Bill Cosby.

[00:09:40] Why remember?

[00:09:41] He's not even happy in the tweet.

[00:09:42] Why are you talking?

[00:09:43] What are you talking about?

[00:09:44] You are.

[00:09:45] He has called you.

[00:09:46] Adam, he might be being harsh on you.

[00:09:47] I said he was happy that Bill Cosby was-

[00:09:49] But you lied about knowing about a video.

[00:09:52] You at least let us on.

[00:09:54] Well, yes.

[00:09:55] There's a famous video of him.

[00:09:56] Free Bill Cosby.

[00:09:59] You made it kind of like hanging out there as if you had seen a new video.

[00:10:02] Let's all be fair here.

[00:10:04] I'm the arbiter of what's fair.

[00:10:05] This is a new video.

[00:10:06] He posted right after that.

[00:10:07] He's a little hard on you, but you are bringing it on yourself.

[00:10:09] There's a video he posted right after that of a woman eating another woman's pussy surrounding.

[00:10:14] That's cool.

[00:10:15] Subject changing.

[00:10:16] That's cool.

[00:10:17] Let's see.

[00:10:18] The woman's not even doing that.

[00:10:19] Let me see.

[00:10:20] She's not finger-pocked.

[00:10:21] Oh, that's pretty nice.

[00:10:22] Yeah.

[00:10:23] Well, they're not.

[00:10:24] The finger-pop pussy lick is like I said, it's a finishing move.

[00:10:28] Huh?

[00:10:29] Yeah, that's awesome.

[00:10:30] That looks like a pretty cool party.

[00:10:32] Hold on.

[00:10:33] Why is he pupsing?

[00:10:35] He's the pussy.

[00:10:36] I don't know if parties that were two girls are eating each other's pussy.

[00:10:40] He's just out of party.

[00:10:42] What's the comment?

[00:10:43] Yeah, what's the caption?

[00:10:45] Do you see where the bad ass after party is party party?

[00:10:48] No, he has a-

[00:10:50] He has a-

[00:10:51] He has a-

[00:10:52] He said, y'all don't join Bill Cosby.

[00:10:53] Now, y'all was clouding me at first.

[00:10:55] Oh, nice.

[00:10:56] Dem hoes lying.

[00:10:57] And then-

[00:10:58] That's what he said in the video.

[00:11:01] And then the next tweet is,

[00:11:03] Busy Badass after party.

[00:11:05] Eat that pussy perfect.

[00:11:07] Hashtag the legend-

[00:11:08] Well, hold on, but hold on.

[00:11:10] I just kind of dovetails into our shit.

[00:11:12] Yeah, I love it.

[00:11:13] It's like the tagline from the reboot of Kung Fu.

[00:11:17] The legend lives on, baby.

[00:11:20] Well, hold on.

[00:11:21] Let me just-

[00:11:23] Can I take a look at this video again?

[00:11:25] There are so many phones.

[00:11:26] Just-

[00:11:27] Hold on, let me take a look.

[00:11:28] Let's just send this dovetails into the thing

[00:11:30] because it's like even this-

[00:11:31] This is literally perfect pussy eating.

[00:11:33] And this woman's not busting in the other woman's face.

[00:11:36] This is more cinematic pussy eating.

[00:11:39] I'm going to tell you, I don't understand the mechanism of squirting.

[00:11:41] I don't understand what causes it.

[00:11:43] It's a cause, P.B.

[00:11:44] I know, but what-

[00:11:45] I think some women have some squirts specific pussies-

[00:11:48] If I had to guess.

[00:11:49] had to guess. Yeah. P P. I think it's a lie. It's not a lie

[00:11:54] Adam. Yeah. Well, I think you've never encountered squirting.

[00:11:59] I've encountered gushing. I don't think not out of your own

[00:12:03] ass. Like 20 foot. I haven't seen a 20 foot fountain come out of

[00:12:07] a woman. No, it's always like it's like it's like it's like a

[00:12:10] water balloon popping. Something happens for sure. It's not

[00:12:14] like a pissing thing. There's like a few people. I felt like I

[00:12:19] got busted. I've researched this. My face got busted on. You

[00:12:22] had a research. What I found was that it is pretty cool.

[00:12:25] Honestly, that video, we should have parties like this.

[00:12:28] Show parties where it's 25 guys with their phones out,

[00:12:32] videotaping a woman eating another woman's pussy. Yeah,

[00:12:36] that sounds cool to me. And we should call it a gender reveal

[00:12:39] party. Don't cut it off. Turns out she's a bitch. She's getting

[00:12:43] her pussy. We could be about to go buy to her gender. That would

[00:12:47] be cool. Take a get to get her. To have a gender reveal party

[00:12:50] where it's like, well, is this is the person who's about to get

[00:12:55] their pussy eating? Do they have a pussy or do they have a cock?

[00:12:58] Yeah. And if it's a cock, you have to watch a guy get his

[00:13:01] cocks sucked. Yeah, it's a girl you get to watch a girl get her

[00:13:04] pussy eating. That's how I'm gonna find out. That's not

[00:13:07] how I hope I have a girl. Because I'm not trying to watch no

[00:13:10] gay shit go down. I'm gonna shoot my wife in the stomach.

[00:13:14] For sure. But it'll be a blank. Everyone thinks I'm gonna I'm

[00:13:18] gonna try to do a double homicide. Right. Everyone's gonna

[00:13:22] freak out. And then there's gonna be a fake smoke or a pink

[00:13:25] smoke. Are you afraid you're afraid? You're afraid you're

[00:13:27] afraid you're killer because you'd be too close. Are you kill

[00:13:28] the baby or something? Adam's gonna die in a double team

[00:13:32] aside. Alright, so you guys fuck them to death and his ass.

[00:13:36] That's not a real serious. It is you got double team

[00:13:39] aside. Is that really what's gonna happen to you Adam?

[00:13:41] You Adam double team aside starring Lawrence. No, that's

[00:13:45] not well, do you think it's within the realm of possibility?

[00:13:50] That's not how I'm gonna die. We all know how I'm gonna

[00:13:52] dive. So Martin Lawrence and Josh Hart and that started double

[00:13:55] team side. Those are pretty cool. Somebody fucked him in his

[00:13:58] mouth. Yeah, well, I think somebody fucked him in his ass.

[00:14:02] You two are gonna have to learn how to work together. Fuck

[00:14:05] you rookie. We're gonna come is in his mouth. You guys are

[00:14:09] gonna learn have to learn how to be work as a team. Act two, it

[00:14:14] turns out we were both right. Right. Adam was being fucked in

[00:14:18] his mouth and his ass. When he was he died from it. How much

[00:14:23] do you think how much pussy do you think then an act three they

[00:14:26] buy a zoo 2021 Josh Hart and that's getting more than you

[00:14:31] he's hot. He's hot, dude. I mean, I'm just asking you. What

[00:14:36] kind of does a guy does a guy who like is the assistant use

[00:14:40] car sales manager at the car max and the one who still

[00:14:45] fun. Like you know, Josh Hart and it gets posted. We've been

[00:14:49] probably thinking he's a loser since he's only been in maybe

[00:14:52] four or five movies. Yeah. He's getting his pants. So yeah.

[00:14:57] Do you think Pacey from Dawson's Creek is getting? I don't know.

[00:15:00] I don't want to watch the off the losses Creek. But yes, and

[00:15:02] also stealing my references, by the way, you said Percy and

[00:15:06] that was one Monday. I remember. So you remember exactly

[00:15:10] right now. So you did so you admit that mental note Adam

[00:15:14] sometimes I made a mental note of the boozy line and stealing

[00:15:18] the reference. I didn't say that there was a boozy video. I

[00:15:22] said I said that he was happy. You applied that you had seen

[00:15:25] one. No, I said that you was happy because we got out of

[00:15:29] jail. That's it. There was an original video where he said

[00:15:36] a liar. Why are you calling? You were just getting stealing

[00:15:40] references. Stealing references. I'm trying to think of teens

[00:15:43] know what this is like. I don't see from Dawson's Creek for me.

[00:15:46] You know, this is like, this is like, this is like when a cop

[00:15:50] goes in short for Percival. Pacey is his name is Percy. You're

[00:15:54] missing. I didn't want to shake. Loves gay shit with your gay

[00:15:57] California. You miss her the name. Well, thank you for

[00:16:01] like, Oh, I'm credit for California years. I'm from Nevada

[00:16:04] board. Do you have a more Cali style of year? Everyone knows

[00:16:08] that. It's pierced in the game. I have like a chill Cali style

[00:16:12] ear. Mm hmm. It's like his ears are gay. That's he only

[00:16:18] hears he can hear a man super going down for two miles away

[00:16:22] from 15 miles. One time there was a guy who was in a

[00:16:27] rest stop on I 10 all the way out in India and he unzipped his

[00:16:33] penis. Wow. And Adam could hear his penis brushing past the

[00:16:37] zipper. And he was in Santa Monica and he said, that's got to

[00:16:41] be about probably seven soft 15 hard. People are like, what are

[00:16:47] you talking about? And he's like, they're like, that's Adam. He's

[00:16:51] the penis whisper. He can echo. He can hear he can hear a cock.

[00:16:55] That's awesome. He's got a desert. They call him the

[00:16:59] California year boy. California year boy. The only thing he

[00:17:02] can't do is watch Dawson's Creek and hear the name of your

[00:17:06] person's name correctly. It's pasty. I have no I don't know. I

[00:17:11] can't weigh in on this because my dick is too hard. But it was

[00:17:15] depressing. Dawson's Creek. Yeah. The whole WB lineup. It was

[00:17:19] all like, because I remember the kid it was like hot teenagers

[00:17:22] that were sad for some reason. After it was black. And I'm like,

[00:17:25] damn, first of all, I'm gonna be a fucking fag when I'm in school

[00:17:28] right? Check. Correct. And you were right. Your instincts were

[00:17:32] correct. But it's also like, I'm not gonna be one of these

[00:17:34] people. And they're miserable. Yeah. So what the fuck am I gonna

[00:17:38] be doing? Yeah, even the guy the hot guys that get pussy feel

[00:17:40] like this? I used to think it was gonna be like cruel

[00:17:43] intentions. We're like, I was gonna wear a dust during a pussy

[00:17:47] from it was like cruel intentions for you. But you were

[00:17:49] with your Sarah Michelle Carson.

[00:17:53] What the fuck was that bitches name? Sarah Michelle

[00:17:55] Blair. Selma Blair. She's a 10 in that movie. She plays a

[00:17:59] real or your we don't get used by guys. She plays a and girls

[00:18:04] too. Oh, she gets you. She fucks. Yeah. No, she makes out with

[00:18:07] Sarah Michelle Geller. It was a big moment in my life.

[00:18:09] Adams Ryan fill up me. Yep. I think Ryan Philip is a cool

[00:18:14] guy. You're not him. Adam was almost about to say, wow, he

[00:18:18] probably gets zero pussy. No, he gets pussy, dude. He probably

[00:18:22] gets off Magruder alone. Yeah, he gets put he gets that comedy

[00:18:26] pussy. Sarah Michelle, didn't he? No, wasn't he married to the

[00:18:29] other? I thought he was married to Sarah Michelle. No,

[00:18:32] idiot or Jennifer Love? No, I bet African people love saying

[00:18:36] the name Sarah Michelle Geller Sarah Michelle Geller.

[00:18:41] No, they love it. They do work so good. They can't help but

[00:18:44] really get into it. Sounds good.

[00:18:46] Yeah. I am watching a buffet that vampire slayer with Sarah

[00:18:51] Michelle Geller. This morning I woke up. I had a banana.

[00:18:54] Okay. And then a coconut. I had my usual breakfast of a

[00:18:58] banana and then a coconut. Maybe oatmeal? I don't know. No.

[00:19:02] No. What? Let me ask your staff, Ross. What do what are you

[00:19:07] talking about? Oh, you don't know what oatmeal is? No, you've

[00:19:10] never heard of oatmeal. For breakfast, we have either

[00:19:13] banana or coconut. What about eggs? Maybe McDonald's

[00:19:18] breakfast. Okay. All right. So you know my McDonald's

[00:19:20] breakfast at least maybe McDonald's celebrates black

[00:19:23] history. Only in February. Do you have

[00:19:26] all of McDonald's comes to Africa for one more time.

[00:19:35] Oh, it was Reese was. That's what I exactly. The Googler.

[00:19:40] Mm hmm. No, I seem sorry. I knew I didn't need to know

[00:19:46] anything. I didn't. I was about to say he was married to

[00:19:48] legally blonde, but it had moved on to the African

[00:19:51] share. I know. Imagine a racist bit stealing law. Why is

[00:19:56] why? And a reference copy. That's so awesome.

[00:20:01] Don't be mad. He steals your references. A reference

[00:20:05] copying bitch stealing law. You can't be references to accuse

[00:20:12] Lil Boozie of of. I said that he was happy that Bill Cosby got

[00:20:17] out, which is correct. Oh, and what I was gonna say had I

[00:20:19] not said that we wouldn't have seen that cool video of those

[00:20:22] chances. That's cool. But what I'll say, Adam, yeah, is that

[00:20:25] what you did is kind of like when a cop breaks into a place

[00:20:29] without a warrant, because he knows he's gonna find what he

[00:20:32] wants, but he doesn't have the you didn't have you didn't do

[00:20:34] the lesser your glasses back on. I know your eyes are

[00:20:37] fucked up. You're tired. No, there's something fucked up about

[00:20:41] you without glasses. Just got a bad face. It's really it

[00:20:44] honestly is throwing me off. You're really not it's

[00:20:49] untrustable. You've taken like two good pictures without

[00:20:52] people say I look lizard. Yeah, I look a little bit lizard.

[00:20:55] Could you put them back on? There's like a vertical blinking

[00:20:59] happening. I'm getting on. That's not true. Just for one

[00:21:04] second, I'll put him back on my eyes are a little tired. We've

[00:21:06] been looking at screens. We were watching we watched what the

[00:21:09] fuck does that mean? My eyes are tied. We've been look we

[00:21:12] watched two. They make you they make your eyes look smaller.

[00:21:16] And I like that. My glasses glasses. I've beautiful eyes. We

[00:21:19] talk about green eyes. There's something about the rarest

[00:21:22] it's the rarest color that you can have a lot. I have

[00:21:26] beautiful eyes. Well, you have brown eyes.

[00:21:30] I look good. You look kind of retarded. I look good.

[00:21:34] Are you doing cross? No, this is what my eyes look like. He's doing a

[00:21:37] slight cross. He's doing a slight cross. I'm not doing a slight

[00:21:39] cross. It's a very funny one. This is just what my

[00:21:41] is. You ever seen people like that where they got like a slight

[00:21:47] cross eye? Yeah, you can't get it out of your head.

[00:21:49] Really tell. You just stare so and so. Some people that are like

[00:21:53] they have one eye that's crossed but only when they look a

[00:21:56] certain direction. You don't know which one. So they look fine

[00:21:58] and then they'll turn. You'll be like, you know, be like, yeah,

[00:22:01] this guy's pretty normal. And then you'll be like, you want to go

[00:22:03] to lunch sometime? They're like, what's that?

[00:22:06] Like, no, no, and then which one? I almost hung out with a retard.

[00:22:14] I almost made friends in the fucking

[00:22:16] fucking re disabled retard by accident. Have you guys ever had

[00:22:21] like wall I there like this thing going on? Have you guys ever had

[00:22:24] the impulse to fuck a cross-eyed girl and see if I did? I did.

[00:22:27] One regular for fucking years, dude. Really? But she had that

[00:22:30] where it was only like, did her eyes go regular when you

[00:22:33] fuck her retard? What's that? Did her eyes go regular when you

[00:22:37] fuck? No, I was mostly when she was drunk and she was yelling at me

[00:22:39] you'll get fucked up. Yeah, eldest is one of eldest's eyes

[00:22:43] start to fucking wander when he gets drunk. Yeah, she was she

[00:22:46] she had like her eyesight was like dog shit. So when she had her

[00:22:49] contacts in, it wasn't a problem. But she wasn't wearing glasses

[00:22:52] and didn't have her contacts. She was drunk. She'd be like, you

[00:22:55] don't care about me. I'll be like, all right, well, you look

[00:23:00] like the fucking bad guy from who frame Roger Rabbit. When he

[00:23:05] reveals he's an evil. That must be cool to get your dick

[00:23:08] sucked by somebody cross-eyed. Oh, yeah. You know, yeah, it feels

[00:23:11] like she's really focusing right on your cock. And then when you

[00:23:14] like whistle the Twilight theme song while it's happening and

[00:23:16] there's been their eyes are just spinning different directions.

[00:23:19] So get your dick sucked by a tape recorder. That's awesome.

[00:23:27] That's really fucking cool stuff, man. Yeah, yeah, there's a lot of

[00:23:30] cool shit. Remember when I sucked your brother's dick at

[00:23:34] E? I just like this.

[00:23:41] Dude, that's I've said it before, but the movie scared me when I

[00:23:43] was a kid. Roger Rabbit. Yeah, there was some scariest. I

[00:23:47] love that. And I wanted to I both was horny and scared. No, you

[00:23:50] weren't horny. I was bitch. You hadn't discovered pussy. I

[00:23:53] was. You didn't get a party. Now you're lying on stuff or stuff.

[00:23:56] How did you get a horny? Here you are really on one today. You told me

[00:23:59] in confidence you didn't get horny for pussy until 27. I guess we

[00:24:02] should we should mention I guess we're just cruising along

[00:24:05] here. But fucking if you want your dick,

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[00:24:20] stiffer than a board. Light is a feather. Stiff is a board. No,

[00:24:24] sir. Heavy as shit. Stiff is a board. That's right. You're

[00:24:29] doing your thing. We get so fucking hard off this ship. Get

[00:24:34] off your phone or use your phone. Here's what we're all going to

[00:24:37] as a group. We're going to go to blue choo.com and if you go

[00:24:40] dot bluechoo slash com town, I believe. Very good, Mr. Star.

[00:24:44] Thank you. Great. Go to go to go to bluechoo.com. Also just

[00:24:49] yet the promo code is com town 20. I'm down 20. And Adam,

[00:24:53] hand me my phone starting at $20 a month. That's right. It's

[00:24:57] so Denafil. And Tidal which is the active ingredient in

[00:25:01] Viagra. And Tidalafil which is the active ingredient in the

[00:25:05] Seattleis Viagra for straight guys. Seattleis for homosexuals.

[00:25:09] The guy on the website looks like he might be straight, might be

[00:25:11] gay, might be a no. He's got he's got might be a Republican.

[00:25:14] He's got this triple watch with the Ermei band. Oh, Ermez. Yeah.

[00:25:20] This is like the perfect guy to cast in like a pharmaceutical.

[00:25:23] This guy gets poos gay. This guy gets poo swan. That guy's gay.

[00:25:27] But he could be like a middle American straight. No, he

[00:25:30] couldn't. That's just no chance. He's a little bit. Now hold on.

[00:25:33] He's got the black packaging. And I've never gotten that.

[00:25:36] That's why I got black. I only get the gray ones.

[00:25:39] Yeah, that's that's the Alice which you just added yourself as gay by

[00:25:42] your own metric. Well, I don't take it and it doesn't work for me

[00:25:45] because I'm sure I'm taking the wrong cut. They work for everybody else.

[00:25:50] If you want to make sure you order the right medicine, I am and

[00:25:53] deliberately not doing that to prove to prove that you're straight.

[00:25:56] That I'm straight. They come in 30 millimeter M.A. 45 millimeter.

[00:25:59] And then you get the Viagra that works that doesn't really

[00:26:03] prove anything. Right. You know, that's a really good point.

[00:26:07] Specifically, you know, I actually just wait. I just

[00:26:11] got 100% from blue chew. They've been marketing it wrong the whole time.

[00:26:15] Yeah. And actually, uh,

[00:26:17] Cialis is for straight guys and Viagra is for gay guys. So, uh, oh, if you've been

[00:26:21] taking Cialis and your dick isn't getting hard, that means you're gay.

[00:26:24] Viagra is, well, I got another email from them that said you're fat.

[00:26:28] Why would they say they don't know? Because every here's all his medical

[00:26:31] wealth. He didn't refute the gay part of that.

[00:26:33] That's the important. I am fat. I'm my own being fat.

[00:26:36] He is fat. So what? So what? So what? I'm sorry that I said you didn't

[00:26:40] discover post-the-until later. Apologies. I didn't mean it.

[00:26:43] And I'm sorry for... I was in a combative mood. I didn't mean it.

[00:26:46] 100% US license medical providers. I'm sorry.

[00:26:50] Sometimes I lost my head. Well, I'm trying to get the job done.

[00:26:53] He's going to use that as a way to, as an end.

[00:26:55] Well, the thing is, you are gay. This shows that I'm not done.

[00:26:58] We just proved that you're gay. And so now we're gonna have to come back with the gay.

[00:27:03] And now we in Adam can build. Now that we know we're the two straight guys on the park.

[00:27:07] We can build a life together in San Francisco.

[00:27:09] That's what we can build. That's what we can build.

[00:27:11] We can have sex with the girls, because you're a bunch of gay guys.

[00:27:13] This is all gay guys.

[00:27:14] Real estate.

[00:27:15] I live in Boston.

[00:27:16] You left us all with pussy.

[00:27:17] I live in Boston.

[00:27:18] You live in Boston.

[00:27:19] I live in Boston.

[00:27:20] Gay neighborhood in Boston.

[00:27:21] Yeah, Boys Town, Boston.

[00:27:23] Gay South Beach.

[00:27:24] I live in Boston.

[00:27:25] Gay South Beach.

[00:27:25] I live in Box Bay.

[00:27:26] Cole, give me your push. I live in Box Bay.

[00:27:30] Hey, we bury our kids in Boston.

[00:27:33] No, you don't.

[00:27:34] Yeah, absolutely.

[00:27:35] Do you live in Gay South Beach?

[00:27:37] I do.

[00:27:37] You live in Gay South Beach.

[00:27:39] And you suck cock.

[00:27:40] Adam is going to school in Boston on break from San Francisco.

[00:27:45] And he goes to MI Gay.

[00:27:46] And the answer is yes.

[00:27:49] There's no question about getting into the school's been in four years.

[00:27:53] I'm getting a master's degree in whether or not he's gay.

[00:27:57] And the answer is like, and it writes a 400-page thesis that answers yes.

[00:28:03] That turns out yes.

[00:28:04] Wow.

[00:28:05] Well, then that $200,000 would be worth it.

[00:28:08] It was all worth it.

[00:28:10] And what helped you get through those nights when you were so,

[00:28:15] you had studied so hard, your day could get hard,

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[00:28:53] What's that?

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[00:29:11] Awesome.

[00:29:13] That's awesome.

[00:29:14] You need a dick pill.

[00:29:15] And those pills I believe last three days.

[00:29:18] Yeah, I think 72 hours.

[00:29:21] I'm just trying to be hard all month long.

[00:29:24] And you can do that at bluetooth.

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[00:29:28] content slash the liar Adam.

[00:29:32] And why did you have to throw that in?

[00:29:34] It's part of the Brad reading.

[00:29:35] I guess they have a lawsuit on their hands.

[00:29:39] Oh, yeah.

[00:29:40] They're they're slandering me.

[00:29:41] Oh, yeah.

[00:29:42] And by the way, folks, when your dick's not getting hard

[00:29:45] and you want to go see some beautiful stand up comedy live,

[00:29:48] you know, I got I'm on tour right before I leave for the tour,

[00:29:51] July, if this is even hasn't been out yet,

[00:29:54] July 20th, I'm at Union Hall.

[00:29:56] So go get tickets for that.

[00:29:57] And if not, Portland is starting in August.

[00:30:00] I'm in Portland, Seattle, Utah.

[00:30:04] Akmi in Minneapolis, San Antonio, Cleveland.

[00:30:08] It's probably a fact.

[00:30:09] I will not be a fact.

[00:30:11] I will be an Akmi in my ass.

[00:30:15] If I ask him, please, fact me.

[00:30:16] I'll be in Cleveland at hilarities.

[00:30:18] There's no way you can make that sound gate.

[00:30:20] Good job.

[00:30:20] Nice try.

[00:30:21] Well, Phoenix at the House of Comedy, Madison.

[00:30:27] And you I'm at a New Orleans at Phil Cavity's comedy club

[00:30:31] with come all of his cavities.

[00:30:33] He wants to know.

[00:30:34] And he's at the House of the rising cock comedy club in Phoenix.

[00:30:38] That's not true.

[00:30:39] I'm in Detroit.

[00:30:39] I'm in Columbus.

[00:30:40] I'm in Boston.

[00:30:41] I'm in Tampa.

[00:30:42] Tampa at fucking side splitters.

[00:30:45] Oh, I go there.

[00:30:46] Also, according to the blue true.com.

[00:30:48] It's not guy splitters.

[00:30:49] They've been featured on the Eric Bischoff podcast.

[00:30:52] It's a wide splitters.

[00:30:53] And it's about his pants.

[00:30:54] That's pretty good.

[00:30:55] That's pretty good.

[00:30:56] Because come see me at wide splitters.

[00:30:58] It could be gay.

[00:30:59] It could be fat.

[00:31:00] And also on part in the interruption with Tony Cornice.

[00:31:03] Wow.

[00:31:04] Tony Cornice, we get this dick card with these tablets.

[00:31:06] So listen, if it's good enough for the corn dog.

[00:31:09] For fucking PT Wilbon.

[00:31:11] If it's good enough for Wilbon and Tony.

[00:31:13] Wilbon say not, dude.

[00:31:15] I'm not with that.

[00:31:15] My dick stays hard.

[00:31:16] I think both of those led.

[00:31:18] Honestly, that's the best show on ESPN besides whatever is.

[00:31:22] I don't know.

[00:31:23] I like Scott Van Peltz, SportsCenter.

[00:31:25] I like Stephen S. Smith yelling at you also.

[00:31:28] It's a cool move to just hijack somebody else's sponsorship.

[00:31:31] Who are doing that with Frankie Muniz?

[00:31:34] Oh, yeah.

[00:31:34] Oh, yeah.

[00:31:35] He's into a range wall.

[00:31:37] Oh, okay.

[00:31:39] I thought he was with BlueChimp.

[00:31:41] No, no, no.

[00:31:41] But he's thinking probably.

[00:31:43] I bet you Malcolm's dick gets nice and hard.

[00:31:45] Well, he's in genius.

[00:31:46] What if he and maybe he just maybe he developed BlueChimp.

[00:31:49] Yeah, he's one of the hardest kids ever.

[00:31:51] Are the ones that fuck.

[00:31:53] What if him and Josh Hartnett fuck each other?

[00:31:56] Yeah.

[00:31:57] Hartnett's definitely topic.

[00:31:58] That'd be better for Muniz than Hartnett.

[00:32:02] Let's say.

[00:32:02] Oh, yeah.

[00:32:03] Career wise, like just me.

[00:32:05] In terms of if he ends up in the papers

[00:32:07] and is getting heart from Hartnett.

[00:32:09] That'd be pretty good.

[00:32:11] I'd be happy for Muniz.

[00:32:13] Yeah.

[00:32:14] Let me see how tall Josh Hartnett is.

[00:32:15] Because I want to think about who fuck.

[00:32:18] Yeah, we're the fuck.

[00:32:19] Josh Hartnett's 6'3.

[00:32:20] Frankie Muniz is what like 5'6".

[00:32:22] 5'5".

[00:32:23] I want to see.

[00:32:24] I'm going to watch Rewatch Black Hawk down now.

[00:32:27] Never seen it.

[00:32:28] You haven't seen it?

[00:32:29] No, he's 5'5".

[00:32:30] Oh, dude.

[00:32:30] Hartnett is absolutely pounding Frankie Muniz.

[00:32:33] Black Hawk down 4'8".

[00:32:35] He's fucking spinning him on his cock.

[00:32:38] That would be awesome to watch.

[00:32:39] Black Hawk down 4'K, Blu-ray.

[00:32:42] Let's see if they got this.

[00:32:43] Let me just search Frankie Muniz's straw.

[00:32:47] Let's look up Frankie Muniz's penis.

[00:32:51] Is that out there?

[00:32:52] I'd love to see what his cock looks like.

[00:32:53] Let's go ahead and take a look.

[00:32:55] Dude, yeah.

[00:32:56] Muniz.

[00:32:56] Listen to the Michael Douglas.

[00:32:58] Let me see a penis.

[00:32:59] So Muniz is 35 and he's 5'5".

[00:33:01] Ooh, Hartnett's 42.

[00:33:03] Dude, the fact that you...

[00:33:05] I'm so pissed off again that you asked if this guy gets pussy.

[00:33:09] He's a 42-year-old millionaire.

[00:33:12] Yeah, I don't know.

[00:33:13] It was a stupid statement.

[00:33:14] Honestly, it was like a question you would ask.

[00:33:17] What the fuck?

[00:33:18] You would say, oh, you think that guy's fucking dumb enough?

[00:33:20] This guy honestly says something dumbish.

[00:33:23] Like you said, right.

[00:33:24] It is the kind of few with these ones.

[00:33:26] And by the way, I'm playing a sophisticated character on this podcast.

[00:33:31] Yeah, me too.

[00:33:32] Okay.

[00:33:32] I'm not.

[00:33:33] In real life, I'm the dumbest of the three.

[00:33:35] We all know that.

[00:33:36] On the podcast, I'm the...

[00:33:38] Also the dumbest of the three.

[00:33:39] There's zero difference between me.

[00:33:41] You get what you see with me, whizzie-blink.

[00:33:44] You get what you deserve.

[00:33:45] What you see is what you get, dude.

[00:33:47] That's true.

[00:33:49] He's...

[00:33:49] Josh Hartnett is with someone named Tam's in Egger's.

[00:33:51] Sometimes people like the fan...

[00:33:53] She sounds hot.

[00:33:54] They'll defend me to my own face.

[00:33:56] They'll be like, yeah, people don't realize you're doing a character.

[00:33:59] You're not actually...

[00:34:02] You got bad opinions or whatever.

[00:34:03] What do you do?

[00:34:04] You shot the slur at them?

[00:34:06] No, I just got it totally.

[00:34:08] That's so true.

[00:34:09] That's so true.

[00:34:09] Thanks, bro.

[00:34:10] That's so true.

[00:34:11] I'm thinking, I could kill you right now.

[00:34:16] And no one would know.

[00:34:17] You're like, that's so true.

[00:34:18] Now take your fucking pants off.

[00:34:20] Yeah, take your pants off.

[00:34:21] Get on the fuck couch.

[00:34:22] Take your pants off, dad.

[00:34:24] That's what you get for defending me, damn.

[00:34:30] I haven't bought any DVDs in a while.

[00:34:32] What are you thinking?

[00:34:33] Well, I just bought Black Hot down on Amazon.

[00:34:35] Just now, like this instant?

[00:34:37] Just this sexual second.

[00:34:38] Respect.

[00:34:39] What do you get?

[00:34:39] You bought the blue, right?

[00:34:41] Yeah, 4K blue, right?

[00:34:43] Pretty cool.

[00:34:43] Very nice.

[00:34:44] Maybe Casino?

[00:34:46] Oh, yeah.

[00:34:46] That's a good one.

[00:34:49] 40 days and 40 nights, that's the one where you couldn't jack off.

[00:34:51] You can't bust through 40 days.

[00:34:54] He has to blow that one with a feather.

[00:34:56] That's the way Stav has shot.

[00:34:57] Shannon is awesome, and that's how I have said.

[00:34:59] Stav puts a little Hershey's Kiss wrapper

[00:35:03] and the woman's pussy and then blows it up her body.

[00:35:07] She's like, what are you doing?

[00:35:08] He's like, I can't have Hershey's Kisses for 40 days and 40 nights.

[00:35:12] But I can put them inside your pussy and let them melt in there

[00:35:15] and then he'd do out.

[00:35:16] Remember what she's like, why are you doing this?

[00:35:18] And he's like, for Lent.

[00:35:20] That's true.

[00:35:20] I'm really religious.

[00:35:21] Yeah.

[00:35:22] That's the premise of that movie.

[00:35:24] He's not allowed to bust.

[00:35:25] For Lent?

[00:35:25] Yeah, but then he meets the hottest, the hottest bitch in the world.

[00:35:29] I thought that movie would be funny if it was like the reverse of Shallow Howl.

[00:35:33] Which is not, I guess, the reverse where he can't bust for 40 days.

[00:35:36] So he's dating this girl and the cast had super hot actress in it.

[00:35:39] Shannon is awesome.

[00:35:40] But then at the end of the movie, he finally he nuts and then they change the actress.

[00:35:45] Is she fat?

[00:35:45] Yeah, it's like Sandra Bernhardt.

[00:35:47] It's just a woman that she's ugly.

[00:35:49] She's hideous and she's like already being annoying.

[00:35:54] Yeah, she was, she piled onto me online once.

[00:35:57] Who's Sandra Bernhardt?

[00:35:59] Yeah.

[00:36:00] Why?

[00:36:01] She's, she, a fellow worm of the desert.

[00:36:07] A fellow desert, we're not helping my case anymore.

[00:36:12] Yeah, she called me.

[00:36:13] She was one of the people that called me an anti-Semite.

[00:36:15] Dreaming that Hillary did.

[00:36:17] Chelsea Clinton.

[00:36:18] Well, you deserved it.

[00:36:19] No, I didn't deserve it actually.

[00:36:21] I think you did.

[00:36:22] No, I don't think it's fair.

[00:36:23] Well, Sandra Paul Blar.

[00:36:26] I guess you're on first.

[00:36:27] We're going to have to agree to this.

[00:36:28] Sandra Paul Blar would have been good.

[00:36:29] I wish I had that then.

[00:36:30] Yeah, I wish you had anything ever.

[00:36:32] Well, um, you know, one could, one could dream.

[00:36:36] Yeah, I got something you could dream about.

[00:36:38] One could dream.

[00:36:38] I got a one you could dream about.

[00:36:40] What is that?

[00:36:42] An issue you did.

[00:36:43] Yeah, yeah, I would have a dream about my own pain.

[00:36:47] And mix.

[00:36:47] You actually both have one inch.

[00:36:49] Well, one specific inch somewhere in the middle.

[00:36:51] Oh, I see.

[00:36:52] I think that's the only one you allow.

[00:36:54] I don't want to dream about it.

[00:36:55] I call that one of the cars on the train.

[00:36:57] That's true.

[00:36:59] That is true.

[00:37:00] That is true by the way.

[00:37:00] That is a tram.

[00:37:01] That is a tram.

[00:37:02] That is a tram.

[00:37:02] I have a straight to.

[00:37:04] I had it medically reduced in sections every three quarters inch.

[00:37:09] That's awesome.

[00:37:09] So it resembles sort of a train with cars.

[00:37:11] And then I had a smoke stack added to the head.

[00:37:15] That's awesome.

[00:37:15] Does it go?

[00:37:16] Yeah, you come up.

[00:37:19] Yeah, Thomas the tank is just a space tattoo.

[00:37:23] That's awesome, dude.

[00:37:24] When did you put wheels on it?

[00:37:26] Yeah.

[00:37:26] Yeah, you got a wheel.

[00:37:27] And then around my asshole,

[00:37:28] it says, welcome to Shine Time Station, bitch.

[00:37:31] That's awesome.

[00:37:33] That's really cool.

[00:37:35] To do that to your cock, man.

[00:37:37] That's really cool.

[00:37:38] Thanks.

[00:37:41] I'll be showing him.

[00:37:42] So there's like holes in between the cars?

[00:37:46] Yeah, he gets it reduced around like between the cars.

[00:37:50] Did that hurt?

[00:37:51] It was excruciating.

[00:37:54] Yeah, but it's worth it.

[00:37:55] It's like getting attacked.

[00:37:56] It takes fucking about nine months to heal.

[00:38:02] And they have to reroute your re through your ass.

[00:38:05] So you can set your ass for that.

[00:38:07] And it's a different sensation than having to shit or whatever.

[00:38:12] You have a cloaca, basically.

[00:38:14] You're ass is a cloaca.

[00:38:15] Yeah, I lay eggs also.

[00:38:16] One re-traffic.

[00:38:19] I reproduce asexually and I lay eggs.

[00:38:21] Now, does it hurt when you get fucked in your ass?

[00:38:23] I don't get fucked in my ass.

[00:38:25] No, he just pisses and shits and lays eggs.

[00:38:27] Yeah.

[00:38:28] I'm going to need a U-A-s-or-no-a-a-s-x.

[00:38:29] He raises a sexually.

[00:38:33] I reproduce asexually.

[00:38:34] So I lay eggs.

[00:38:36] And then I...

[00:38:37] So your dick is just more of a trophy at this point?

[00:38:39] Yes.

[00:38:39] Well, you some would say they just started off that way.

[00:38:42] No, and none would say that.

[00:38:44] Many would say...

[00:38:45] None would say it started off as a trophy.

[00:38:47] No, they would say that.

[00:38:49] I don't believe they would.

[00:38:51] Yeah, they would say...

[00:38:52] Ah, I'm going to say they wouldn't.

[00:38:54] I'm going to have to go ahead and say that they would to say that.

[00:38:57] No.

[00:38:58] In fact, if I had the file that went away,

[00:39:00] I'd put that in the file label, the things they would sum itself.

[00:39:07] And then we're going to slide that drawer closed, lock it up.

[00:39:09] We're actually not going to do that.

[00:39:11] And it's staying in the file.

[00:39:12] I've been hired as the new office manager at that office.

[00:39:15] It's digital.

[00:39:16] Boy, oh boy, things are mess in here.

[00:39:19] Things are in the wrong location.

[00:39:21] Specifically that last file.

[00:39:23] Oh, you got to hear me.

[00:39:24] I would actually put that in an even bigger file cabinet called,

[00:39:27] no, they wouldn't.

[00:39:28] And I would also...

[00:39:30] That doesn't seem very specific.

[00:39:31] Well, for file cabinets, you know...

[00:39:33] That's what a fucking idiot would say.

[00:39:35] Really?

[00:39:35] Who doesn't understand how file and cabinet work?

[00:39:37] No, you have to have a kind of a logical system where you know how to find things.

[00:39:41] You just think to your own fucking bullshit, pal.

[00:39:43] All right.

[00:39:44] You know, I used to be a fucking...

[00:39:46] I used to work at a testing center in the community college of Baltimore County.

[00:39:50] So, you know.

[00:39:51] So I know how to fucking file shit.

[00:39:52] I used to work at the grad school at the University of Maryland,

[00:39:55] Baltimore County as well, filing things.

[00:39:57] I know how to do it.

[00:39:58] In fact, one time, I went to work and there was a...

[00:40:02] A doctor on your body.

[00:40:03] A doctor on your body.

[00:40:05] Because you go to the bathroom in your pants.

[00:40:08] Real quick, we want to talk about super organics.

[00:40:10] Oh, already?

[00:40:11] Yeah.

[00:40:12] Well, I think we're late on the first one.

[00:40:15] You know what?

[00:40:15] Why don't you...

[00:40:16] Adam, what is with you today?

[00:40:19] You're being...

[00:40:19] Yeah, you're being...

[00:40:20] I know, we haven't had an afternoon episode in a while.

[00:40:22] Yeah, and who's fault is that?

[00:40:24] Spicy.

[00:40:24] Who's fault is that?

[00:40:25] Look, your pants are unzipped too.

[00:40:27] Well, I had to go piss and I won the party.

[00:40:28] And they're all the way up where your vagina starts,

[00:40:31] your mom's vagina.

[00:40:32] Well, my vagina starts in my...

[00:40:34] Your mom puts your...

[00:40:35] Your mom puts your...

[00:40:36] Mom puts your...

[00:40:37] Mom puts your...

[00:40:38] Starting at the middle of your chest.

[00:40:40] Your mom puts your starts real high.

[00:40:42] Yeah.

[00:40:42] Because when you become a mom, you ain't nothing but a big

[00:40:45] old pair of tits and they put fat pussy.

[00:40:47] That's all you are.

[00:40:48] Big fat mommy type pussy.

[00:40:50] And that's, I believe, what is inscribed under the Statue of Liberty.

[00:40:53] That's true.

[00:40:55] If you could only lift up this fucking tunic or whatever,

[00:40:58] this bitch is wearing it.

[00:40:59] You would see one of the fattest pusses you've ever laid eyes on.

[00:41:02] Yeah, that's true.

[00:41:03] And check out this ice cream cone I'm bringing to my husband.

[00:41:07] And the French or Italians or whoever made it.

[00:41:09] The French.

[00:41:10] Underneath, you can really see that whole pussy.

[00:41:11] And I wear this spiky hat because although I do suck my husband's day constantly,

[00:41:16] he's not allowed to touch my hair, which is the only part of me.

[00:41:19] I can maintain any...

[00:41:20] Right.

[00:41:21] Right.

[00:41:21] But it is lustrous.

[00:41:22] So it prevents my husband from touching my...

[00:41:25] $6,000 haircut that I have to get every two weeks at the salon where I gossip.

[00:41:30] That's right.

[00:41:30] Where I gossip.

[00:41:32] And I say, girl, you think your pussy's trash.

[00:41:35] You should look at this thing and that lift up my shirt.

[00:41:38] It's filled with immigrants on vacation.

[00:41:42] They're now they're in my brain.

[00:41:45] Can you go up the Statue of Liberty?

[00:41:47] Yeah.

[00:41:47] You used to be able to...

[00:41:48] You still can.

[00:41:49] 4-9-11?

[00:41:50] You used to be able to go to the torch.

[00:41:51] I know that.

[00:41:52] You still can go up in the Statue of Liberty.

[00:41:53] I don't think you can go in the face.

[00:41:56] You can go in the head.

[00:41:56] You can play with your tits.

[00:41:58] Can you?

[00:42:00] Will you saw?

[00:42:01] Actually, I went up the Statue of Liberty.

[00:42:03] I totally forgot.

[00:42:03] Oh my god, Adam.

[00:42:05] You're on one.

[00:42:05] Super Organics.

[00:42:06] You're on one this episode.

[00:42:07] I'll show you a picture.

[00:42:08] Super Speciosa.

[00:42:09] Getsuperleaf.com.

[00:42:12] Do not derail the ad.

[00:42:13] Adam will finally say anything.

[00:42:16] Because they are very particular about the way we discuss.

[00:42:19] Yep.

[00:42:20] Crater.

[00:42:21] One of the finest.

[00:42:22] Not only in a picky sense in terms of being not, you know,

[00:42:29] because maybe we've walked the line a little bit.

[00:42:31] Sure.

[00:42:32] But also because it's barely legal.

[00:42:37] And this shit is so good that it shouldn't...

[00:42:39] And that's good.

[00:42:40] And I'm saying that as somebody who doesn't think...

[00:42:42] Barely legal stuff.

[00:42:44] Look, coming from some stuff.

[00:42:45] Coming from somebody who doesn't...

[00:42:48] I won't take the vaccine.

[00:42:49] Yeah.

[00:42:50] I don't think the virus is real.

[00:42:52] I don't trust the government.

[00:42:53] Mm-hmm.

[00:42:54] And because I don't trust the government,

[00:42:55] that's why I think this shit...

[00:42:57] It seems like the kind of thing the government would make illegal.

[00:43:00] Right.

[00:43:00] Instead of filling you all this poison.

[00:43:02] Exactly.

[00:43:03] The poison of the Moderna vaccines.

[00:43:05] And then this stuff, which is from the Earth, by the way.

[00:43:08] We got some mother earth.

[00:43:11] Sexual.

[00:43:11] Mother guy is...

[00:43:13] Many have called, created a mother guy as pussy flakes.

[00:43:16] It's from the...

[00:43:18] There's this sacred grove in between mother earth.

[00:43:21] Big floppy tits and her tall pussy.

[00:43:23] Right.

[00:43:24] And inside that strip, there's a plant that grows in Southeast Asia.

[00:43:29] Called...

[00:43:30] Crater, I think.

[00:43:31] I think it's called the speciosa.

[00:43:33] The speciosa plant.

[00:43:33] The speciosa plant.

[00:43:35] And it's got names like Trung Madak Galang.

[00:43:38] I think it's one of them.

[00:43:39] The other one's Ding.

[00:43:40] Delicious.

[00:43:41] Dingbat Gukfukfukfuk.

[00:43:43] Yeah.

[00:43:44] And there's a red one.

[00:43:46] There's a white one.

[00:43:47] Okay.

[00:43:47] Which I gravitated to for some reason.

[00:43:49] The white or the red?

[00:43:50] The white one.

[00:43:51] It was like that for some reason.

[00:43:53] Something about this color.

[00:43:54] This one is the one.

[00:43:55] No, it seems not pure.

[00:43:57] Yeah.

[00:43:57] You're right.

[00:43:58] I guess I'm the kind of guy that...

[00:43:59] I like all the colors the same.

[00:44:01] Yeah.

[00:44:01] Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?

[00:44:03] Can you suck with all the colors of my painting?

[00:44:05] Can you fuck me with all the colors in my ass?

[00:44:07] Yeah.

[00:44:07] Lot of good stuff.

[00:44:08] Like a lot of questions.

[00:44:09] And when you're under the influence of Kratum,

[00:44:12] you ponder that kind of philosophical stuff.

[00:44:14] Yeah.

[00:44:15] And I don't want to say under the influence of it,

[00:44:17] because that makes it sound like a drug.

[00:44:19] Yeah.

[00:44:20] Whereas this is more of a supplement, I think, or something.

[00:44:24] And it makes you feel...

[00:44:25] It's energy for you.

[00:44:27] Yeah.

[00:44:27] It juices you up.

[00:44:28] All right.

[00:44:29] I'm off caffeine.

[00:44:30] I'm on fucking Kratum these days.

[00:44:32] Yeah.

[00:44:33] And I've never gotten more done in my life.

[00:44:35] And if you're trying to get more energy or stop smoking other stuff, right?

[00:44:43] No.

[00:44:44] No, that's another rate.

[00:44:45] It's a different company.

[00:44:46] Never mind.

[00:44:47] Idiot.

[00:44:48] Yeah.

[00:44:49] But we got the shit that the government got.

[00:44:51] That's the point.

[00:44:51] The AK-47 Kratum.

[00:44:53] Yeah.

[00:44:53] This is...

[00:44:54] They made this shit in the fucking lab in New Mexico.

[00:44:56] They made this in the lab.

[00:44:57] A lot of people think Kratum comes from Southeast Asia,

[00:45:00] but actually it was the fucking aliens brought it from...

[00:45:03] They come from a planet where the law is a thermodynamics soon apply.

[00:45:06] Yeah.

[00:45:06] Really?

[00:45:07] And as you know, the law of thermodynamics dictates that if something fucks you up,

[00:45:11] like real good, it's got to be fucking horrible for your body.

[00:45:14] Absolutely.

[00:45:15] And Kratum's not like that.

[00:45:16] It's good for you.

[00:45:18] Yep.

[00:45:18] That's right.

[00:45:19] Literally zero side effects or any risk.

[00:45:23] I don't think it's got some kind of toxicity,

[00:45:26] but you'd have to take enough of it to...

[00:45:30] Do you say, I don't know.

[00:45:31] It's good stuff.

[00:45:32] It's some of the best stuff there is.

[00:45:34] And it gets good shit.

[00:45:37] It's really fucking good.

[00:45:39] It's good.

[00:45:39] And it comes in a powder or capsules.

[00:45:43] And that's how you know it's quality.

[00:45:44] Oh, when things come in two different ways.

[00:45:46] When there's two ways you can get a thing.

[00:45:49] I'm sitting there, I'm looking at both.

[00:45:50] I'm like capsules and powder.

[00:45:52] Where the hell are these?

[00:45:53] Bob Evans?

[00:45:53] Oh, right.

[00:45:54] Yeah.

[00:45:54] What is this?

[00:45:55] Bob Evans?

[00:45:56] What is this fucking Bob Evans?

[00:45:57] It's Kratum.

[00:45:58] Super spends Jossa.

[00:46:00] It's like the Bob Evans you're getting fucked up.

[00:46:02] That's right.

[00:46:02] Exactly correct.

[00:46:03] And that's Sermono.

[00:46:04] And you can check it out at getsuperleaf.com

[00:46:07] slash comtown or comtown20.

[00:46:09] Something like that.

[00:46:10] The important thing is that you definitely use comtown.

[00:46:12] I found the picture of me on the statue of Liberty.

[00:46:15] Let me see it.

[00:46:18] You're not on the statue of Liberty.

[00:46:20] Yeah, I am indeed.

[00:46:21] No, you're not.

[00:46:22] I went to it with my girlfriend.

[00:46:23] No, what are you doing?

[00:46:25] What are you doing?

[00:46:26] Look, look, look, this has a statue.

[00:46:31] Okay.

[00:46:31] Maybe you are there.

[00:46:33] Why would I lie to you?

[00:46:34] Because that's kind of type of stuff.

[00:46:36] Um, we're going to have to type in getsuperleaf.com.

[00:46:39] You know, folks, let's all together.

[00:46:40] We're going to type in getsuperleaf into my email

[00:46:44] and find the thing that they wanted me to say.

[00:46:46] Let's do that.

[00:46:46] Because I can tell you right now,

[00:46:48] I am forgetting something.

[00:46:50] And you know why I'm forgetting it?

[00:46:51] Because I didn't take my fucking,

[00:46:53] create them today.

[00:46:55] That's fucked up.

[00:46:55] Which helps me with the chronic pain I feel

[00:46:57] as somebody that has had several failed suicide attempts.

[00:47:03] And my thing is, is I keep making the wrong move

[00:47:06] of trying to draw and quarter myself.

[00:47:10] Mm.

[00:47:11] Uh huh.

[00:47:11] And uh...

[00:47:12] How do you get me the wrong move?

[00:47:14] Well, what I do is early in the morning,

[00:47:17] I go to the FedEx distribution center in Queens.

[00:47:22] Okay.

[00:47:22] And I quietly tie each one of my limbs

[00:47:25] to a different truck in the parking lot.

[00:47:27] Uh huh.

[00:47:27] Interesting.

[00:47:27] And they always find me.

[00:47:30] Wow.

[00:47:30] And they say, look, we know you're just

[00:47:32] waiting for the trucks to depart,

[00:47:34] to rip yourself into four pieces

[00:47:36] in our parking lot.

[00:47:38] We, you're just sitting in the middle of the parking lot,

[00:47:41] we can see you, we're not going to drive the trucks.

[00:47:42] Right.

[00:47:43] And then I say, well, what if I called you guys faggots?

[00:47:47] And then they beat the shit out of me.

[00:47:49] Right.

[00:47:49] But you don't get to have your own legs for the long time.

[00:47:51] I don't get my own.

[00:47:52] So you're tied up, just to be clear.

[00:47:54] I'm tied up and you're threatening them.

[00:47:56] Yeah, and they beat me up because they're all union tough guys.

[00:47:59] Right.

[00:47:59] And I say, okay.

[00:48:00] You're a Vegas.

[00:48:01] Well, we'll see what happens next time.

[00:48:03] Mm hmm.

[00:48:04] Mr. FedEx.

[00:48:05] Yep.

[00:48:06] And then so anyways, my joints are in a lot of pain.

[00:48:09] And that's why I take Cratum.

[00:48:11] So one day I'll have the strength to trick those FedEx men in the severing my

[00:48:17] my body.

[00:48:18] Ripping you limb from limb.

[00:48:20] Yes.

[00:48:20] Like splitting you in the middle like a fucking patch cocked chicken.

[00:48:24] Like a fascist leader would be.

[00:48:26] Yes.

[00:48:26] They give you the Mussolini.

[00:48:28] You're an aging millennial with new eggs and pains.

[00:48:30] Cratum is great for pain relief.

[00:48:31] If you hurt your back or pull a muscle from all the fucking on one with a glass of Cratum

[00:48:37] T. Right.

[00:48:37] Check.

[00:48:38] That's weird.

[00:48:39] A glass of tea.

[00:48:41] What a cup of tea.

[00:48:42] Yeah, you have a cup of tea.

[00:48:43] Or if you're British, they say kappa.

[00:48:45] A kappa.

[00:48:47] Which do they?

[00:48:48] Yeah, they do.

[00:48:48] Which is.

[00:48:49] Beetlejuice green.

[00:48:50] All this is kappa.

[00:48:50] Who?

[00:48:52] Beetlejuice green.

[00:48:53] Beetlejuice green from the Howard Stern show.

[00:48:57] Get superleaf.com slash com town.

[00:48:59] Beetlejuice green.

[00:49:01] You know his last name?

[00:49:02] Mm hmm.

[00:49:02] Yeah, less.

[00:49:03] Superspecios says 100% all natural.

[00:49:06] It's only got one ingredient.

[00:49:07] Cratum leaf.

[00:49:08] I love wanting it.

[00:49:09] It can improve your mood, deliver energy and reduce the size of the pain.

[00:49:14] The pain is pain.

[00:49:16] The Cratum helps you feel better.

[00:49:18] It's also used to relieve stress and take the edge off.

[00:49:20] And every batch of super specios has a QR code.

[00:49:24] What do you can scan?

[00:49:25] Oh, nothing.

[00:49:27] I love more than scanning my technically legal drugs.

[00:49:30] To view the exact lab certificates so you know you're getting a high quality.

[00:49:33] The good shit, my brother.

[00:49:35] This isn't some gas station.

[00:49:36] This ain't bullshit.

[00:49:37] This isn't your many dirt.

[00:49:41] Oh, really?

[00:49:42] Is that what you read online?

[00:49:44] No, that's what I see every day when I go to my deli.

[00:49:47] Is that what you took?

[00:49:48] Because they hate you.

[00:49:48] They don't hate me.

[00:49:50] I brought on them up.

[00:49:52] I agree with you that they're good people, but they probably do hate you.

[00:49:54] They do hate you. I dap them up. I say, bacon, egg, and cheese, bus.

[00:49:58] I say, thank you, puppy.

[00:50:00] So they're completely satisfied.

[00:50:03] Super speciosa will give you your money back.

[00:50:05] That's awesome.

[00:50:06] Do you believe that?

[00:50:07] I would go to getsuperleaf.com.

[00:50:09] That's a great deal.

[00:50:10] Slash content for 20% off your entire order.

[00:50:13] Go ahead.

[00:50:14] Order $1,000 worth of freedom.

[00:50:17] You get $200.

[00:50:19] You could sell, you could place an order today for $30,000 worth.

[00:50:24] Right.

[00:50:24] Of cratum.

[00:50:25] And then with that 20% off, you could take the 20%

[00:50:28] of what you bought and sell that at market rate.

[00:50:31] You could start a resale business.

[00:50:33] That's right.

[00:50:34] Go to the brother and then buy Bitcoin with it.

[00:50:36] Let me tell you, you want to make a million dollars over night.

[00:50:39] You're going to go over that fund out.

[00:50:40] A million dollars over and over and over.

[00:50:41] You buy 20 million dollars worth of freedom.

[00:50:44] Great.

[00:50:45] Using promo code COMTOWN.

[00:50:48] And you get 20% off of that.

[00:50:49] 20% of 20 million is a million.

[00:50:52] And smart of you to choose 20 million, by the way.

[00:50:55] Really nicely done.

[00:50:57] So you spent 19 million.

[00:50:59] Yeah, but you keep that.

[00:51:01] But you have a million.

[00:51:03] You have a million.

[00:51:04] And you flip that.

[00:51:05] And you flip that million.

[00:51:06] That's a million.

[00:51:07] And then you have all the $19 million of cratum.

[00:51:10] But then you also sell the 320%.

[00:51:12] You flipped the $1 million.

[00:51:14] You flipped that.

[00:51:14] You got a million dollars, pal.

[00:51:16] That's right.

[00:51:17] You would have to resale $20 million worth of cratum.

[00:51:20] Mm-hmm.

[00:51:21] I also think that's a...

[00:51:22] Well, easy.

[00:51:23] 5%.

[00:51:23] How hard would that be?

[00:51:24] It'd be a sudden shut up.

[00:51:25] Because here you do.

[00:51:26] Here's what you do.

[00:51:26] The fuck off.

[00:51:27] You buy...

[00:51:28] You buy $100 million worth of cratum.

[00:51:30] Okay.

[00:51:32] With promo code COMTOWN.

[00:51:33] Right.

[00:51:34] Let's see if we lift that comment down.

[00:51:35] Then you get 20 million.

[00:51:36] Then you get 20 million.

[00:51:37] That's 20%.

[00:51:38] Well, you take the...

[00:51:39] Adam, I swear to God this episode.

[00:51:41] You say, who's going to buy 20 million dollars worth?

[00:51:46] Right.

[00:51:47] Here's what you do.

[00:51:48] Is you say, if you buy 20 million dollars,

[00:51:51] you suck your cock.

[00:51:53] Right.

[00:51:53] The same market rate,

[00:51:55] you get 15% off your order.

[00:51:58] That way it's incentivized,

[00:51:59] because somebody's going to come along,

[00:52:00] and they say, well, if I only have...

[00:52:02] I have 20 million dollars,

[00:52:03] but if I have 15%, I can flip that.

[00:52:06] They do it for 10.

[00:52:07] Right.

[00:52:07] Right.

[00:52:07] And this is basically Reagan's...

[00:52:10] Triggered down.

[00:52:11] Yeah.

[00:52:11] And what happens with all that extra cratum?

[00:52:13] You put it in your garage.

[00:52:15] You sell all of it.

[00:52:15] You sell all of it.

[00:52:16] No.

[00:52:16] You do most of it.

[00:52:17] You have it in your garage.

[00:52:18] You have a lifetime supply of cr

[00:52:09] You have it in your garage.

[00:52:17] You have a lifetime supply of cratum.

[00:52:19] And you tell your bitch,

[00:52:20] wife to shut the fuck up

[00:52:21] about parking the cars outside.

[00:52:23] Yes.

[00:52:23] Because you got a garage full of cratum.

[00:52:25] Right.

[00:52:25] How about it?

[00:52:26] The car she doesn't know how to drive by the car.

[00:52:27] And you have dreams.

[00:52:28] Because she's a bitch.

[00:52:29] Yeah.

[00:52:29] She's a bitch and she doesn't know how to drive.

[00:52:31] Yeah.

[00:52:31] I put a man only transmission in this car.

[00:52:34] You got to insert your penis

[00:52:35] underneath the steering wheel for it to turn on even.

[00:52:38] There's a slot.

[00:52:39] Hey, come on.

[00:52:40] Some women have cocks.

[00:52:42] Oh, I forgot.

[00:52:43] I forgot.

[00:52:43] I forgot we're living in a brave new world.

[00:52:45] So some women have beautiful fucking cocks.

[00:52:52] Including your wife.

[00:52:53] And if you like that,

[00:52:54] you can check out patreon.com slash comtown.

[00:52:58] You're feeling like this one's a little low energy.

[00:52:59] Because somebody didn't get his chips.

[00:53:01] His chips from the TV.

[00:53:02] I thought this was fun.

[00:53:04] Oh, you thought this was fun?

[00:53:06] Well, I feel like I'm having fun.

[00:53:07] Oh, you thought this episode you've done nothing

[00:53:09] but try to ruin the rail by stealing references.

[00:53:13] By being referenced.

[00:53:15] It's a reference.

[00:53:16] I'm just telling you it's so awesome.

[00:53:19] Being mad at so much mentioning

[00:53:21] a thing you mentioned a week and a half ago.

[00:53:24] Percy.

[00:53:25] And it's hilarious.

[00:53:26] And it also is you do have a point too.

[00:53:29] That's what's awesome about it.

[00:53:30] He does it.

[00:53:30] He has a little bit of a small point.

[00:53:32] He does.

[00:53:33] A small point.

[00:53:34] You know, it says small point.

[00:53:35] Adam's dick.

[00:53:36] Yeah.

[00:53:37] And yours, by the way.

[00:53:39] Adam likes to hover his dick around the woman's ear.

[00:53:41] And it's like.

[00:53:43] It has a frequency too.

[00:53:45] What's the what is that?

[00:53:46] What's the vibration?

[00:53:48] It's a mosquito's nose.

[00:53:49] No, the frequency is actually it's like.

[00:53:53] It's like a mosquito's nose.

[00:53:55] So she doesn't feel when you fuck her,

[00:53:56] but afterwards, or pussy, it's just really bad.

[00:53:58] No, that's me.

[00:54:00] I would never do that to a lady.

[00:54:03] You wouldn't do so with your dicks like though.

[00:54:05] You can't help it.

[00:54:06] My penis was like a mosquito.

[00:54:07] I just eat pussy and then go home on the bus.

[00:54:10] You'd suck.

[00:54:11] You'd suck it with your nose.

[00:54:16] Oh, dude, that's horrible.

[00:54:17] Yeah, that's just the sound of Adam snorting up pussy juice.

[00:54:21] Then a woman shaking like one of the like brain bug victims

[00:54:26] and Starship troopers.

[00:54:29] And then going home.

[00:54:30] That would be awesome.

[00:54:31] That's good when you can make a bit shake.

[00:54:33] Yeah, I was when I watched that movie as a kid,

[00:54:36] I always imagined putting my dick in that thing's tube.

[00:54:41] My dick sucked by the brain bug.

[00:54:43] I always imagined that you could shower with chicks in the future.

[00:54:46] Yeah, that's what a gay kid would think.

[00:54:49] No, I think that's a strange kid.

[00:54:51] That wasn't seen Denise Richards in a shower, I would think.

[00:54:56] No, see, if you got your dick sucked by the brain bug.

[00:54:58] I would want her to see my soft dirty little penis.

[00:55:00] If you got your dick sucked by the brain bug.

[00:55:02] Yes, I'm listening.

[00:55:03] It would assimilate the knowledge of your dick.

[00:55:06] Right.

[00:55:07] And then the entire bug species would be aligned in your goal of

[00:55:11] fucking Denise Richards.

[00:55:13] And they would be on your side to make that happen.

[00:55:16] So they would corner her until she fucks you.

[00:55:18] That's right.

[00:55:19] You'd have a brain bug army.

[00:55:21] You are the smart one, Nick.

[00:55:22] Now I'm wondering though, wouldn't that be right?

[00:55:24] Don't you dare in a week mention Starship troopers.

[00:55:29] I'll forget about this completely.

[00:55:31] I can't wait till you do.

[00:55:33] I brought up to you this written.

[00:55:34] Nick has done something in your brain that will happen.

[00:55:38] You can almost say that Adam's a brain bug and he's sucking my dick for knowledge.

[00:55:44] Knowledge about how does the brain bug work in that movie?

[00:55:48] It's like jams and needle into people's brains and sucks their brain out to like steal their knowledge.

[00:55:53] Oh, and then it immediately spreads it within all the bugs.

[00:55:57] Well, it's like the mastermind bug.

[00:55:59] They have a hive mind.

[00:56:00] That movie rocks, dude.

[00:56:02] It's really good, especially the part where they get to shower with chicks and the war.

[00:56:06] That is a cool part.

[00:56:07] I saw that at Easter one year when I was like, I don't know, nine.

[00:56:11] I thought it was one of the coolest things ever.

[00:56:13] My dick, my little prick got fucked.

[00:56:14] It was jumping.

[00:56:16] I was like, what the hell is that?

[00:56:17] You could have had Starship troopers instead.

[00:56:18] We're getting the Scarface troopers.

[00:56:21] Bunch of a coke, the millionaires making their own rockets.

[00:56:24] That's so fucking true.

[00:56:26] That's what we're headed.

[00:56:27] Elysium more like smell.

[00:56:30] Elysium.

[00:56:32] They're letting Indian people.

[00:56:34] Okay.

[00:56:40] What do you think they're going to do up in space?

[00:56:42] Bezos is going to go up there, but they don't got a good house up there, right?

[00:56:47] Space is fucking scary.

[00:56:49] Yeah, space is really scary to me.

[00:56:52] I'm not.

[00:56:53] I don't think you could chill in space.

[00:56:54] I don't think you could escape in space.

[00:56:56] No, you could colonize Mars.

[00:56:57] Yeah.

[00:56:57] Well, that's the thing that's going to happen is they're going to start doing

[00:57:00] space colonies and then all the people that hate colonialism.

[00:57:05] They're going to be like, well, can I go to space?

[00:57:07] And he's like, well, yeah, well, maybe I'm saying I'm similar.

[00:57:11] Maybe you need to sign this this affidavit saying that Christopher Columbus was good

[00:57:16] before you're allowed to come to space before you're allowed to come to new Columbus.

[00:57:21] Before you're allowed to come to new Delaware Mars.

[00:57:24] Oh my God, I can't wait till you Delaware is the best metropolis in the fucking galaxy.

[00:57:34] That's the thing is like people like fantasize about space travel.

[00:57:37] It's like even if you lived on like fucking Pluto or whatever,

[00:57:41] it would just be like you like Cleveland Pluto.

[00:57:45] Yeah, it would not rock, but I don't even like, okay, I haven't seen the movie The Martian.

[00:57:51] So what I can tell he was just by himself.

[00:57:53] I think I have it. I might rewatch it.

[00:57:55] He was just by himself.

[00:57:56] Yeah, but then they tell me they went to go get him and he's got a bunch of computers and

[00:58:01] shit to keep shit pop and computers up there.

[00:58:03] But wouldn't it be too hard to keep the computers running in space?

[00:58:06] He's doing gardening, dude.

[00:58:07] He was like acting like he was being antifa up there.

[00:58:10] No, you need to garden to make photos and things to make options.

[00:58:14] Like it's funny the communists don't understand that that's like the number one thing holding

[00:58:19] their ideology back is like whenever these fucking idiots like start

[00:58:23] like some kind of anti-government powwow one retard tries to grow a tomato and it's like,

[00:58:28] yeah, they go to the desert.

[00:58:29] It's like nobody.

[00:58:30] No plant.

[00:58:31] Stop.

[00:58:31] Wait, wait, which one garden?

[00:58:33] Community gardening is bullshit.

[00:58:35] It always looks like shit.

[00:58:37] They produce garbage fucking produce.

[00:58:40] I like you.

[00:58:41] Maybe only for a set like if you had a community flower guard,

[00:58:45] but when you're trying to grow vegetables and stuff, have you ever had home like home grown

[00:58:49] vegetables?

[00:58:50] Yes.

[00:58:50] Rarely are they fucking good.

[00:58:52] That's not true.

[00:58:52] It's absolutely true.

[00:58:53] They're not good.

[00:58:55] Greek people used to fucking grow tomatoes that were good as fuck at their yards.

[00:58:58] Greek people are-

[00:58:59] Don't watch yourself, chief.

[00:59:02] I'm not watching anything.

[00:59:03] I don't like that.

[00:59:03] I don't like that.

[00:59:04] You have no idea how powerful I'm about to become.

[00:59:06] Oh, listen, keep it to the Jews.

[00:59:08] I can take you.

[00:59:09] Subverse is a sensitive.

[00:59:11] It's not that I'm sensitive.

[00:59:12] It's the weed.

[00:59:12] It's sensitive.

[00:59:13] It's the weed.

[00:59:14] Whenever I ever said anything bad about the Jews,

[00:59:19] I've criticized you in particular.

[00:59:21] No, that's the geopolitical state of Israel.

[00:59:24] And this is the thing Jews always try to do.

[00:59:25] Okay.

[00:59:28] They always do this.

[00:59:30] You talk about one guy and he goes, oh, because it's I'm Jewish?

[00:59:34] Well, no.

[00:59:37] It's not.

[00:59:38] It's because I hate you.

[00:59:41] It's because I hate you.

[00:59:44] No one likes me.

[00:59:45] I know.

[00:59:46] Everyone hates me.

[00:59:47] No, stop.

[00:59:48] Now you're fishing.

[00:59:49] Oh, yeah. You're fishing.

[00:59:51] Not even from us.

[00:59:52] I'm just a little.

[00:59:53] From your adoring audience.

[00:59:54] I'm just a lonely guy.

[00:59:55] That have sided with you against me for some reason.

[01:00:00] But traditionally, my character,

[01:00:03] which is not a character is who I am in real life.

[01:00:05] It's the one that people would identify with.

[01:00:08] The bully.

[01:00:09] The protagonist.

[01:00:10] The gay bully protagonist.

[01:00:13] That's the first.

[01:00:18] That's the Luke Skywalker history.

[01:00:21] That's the guy.

[01:00:22] Everyone.

[01:00:22] Fuck.

[01:00:23] That's the good.

[01:00:24] That's the good guy.

[01:00:27] That's the good guy.

[01:00:29] It's like Joe Pantaleo, the Matrix.

[01:00:32] Yep.

[01:00:33] Yeah.

[01:00:33] You know, that's me.

[01:00:35] No, that's like, I would totally make a deal with the machines.

[01:00:39] Your mouse.

[01:00:39] That's who you are.

[01:00:40] Mouse from the Holocaust.

[01:00:41] No, the guy in mouse mouse mouse in the Matrix

[01:00:45] who just keeps like saying gay shit during breakfast.

[01:00:48] And who's that?

[01:00:49] He's like, don't you like tasty wheat?

[01:00:52] And he just had like a wire ripped out of his brain.

[01:00:54] Is he the only white guy?

[01:00:56] Is that who mouse is?

[01:00:57] No, I mean, Joe Pantaleo, his white fucking.

[01:01:01] Morpheus is a little bit wide.

[01:01:03] Yeah, both of the women are.

[01:01:04] Morpheus is Asian, I'm pretty sure.

[01:01:06] Four of them.

[01:01:07] Only three of them are black.

[01:01:08] I think they're all Asian.

[01:01:09] Oh yeah, mouse is a little white guy.

[01:01:13] It's Tank, Cypher, Switch.

[01:01:15] Cypher is a sick name.

[01:01:17] Because it's like hip hop and smoking weed.

[01:01:20] Yeah, who the other one?

[01:01:21] Tank, Cypher, Switch.

[01:01:24] Trinity.

[01:01:25] Yeah.

[01:01:27] You think Trinity has three Pussies?

[01:01:30] I think so.

[01:01:30] That's how she's going.

[01:01:31] She's got the father, the son, the Holy Ghost.

[01:01:36] Which do you think would be tighter?

[01:01:37] The Pussy named the father, the son, or the Holy Ghost?

[01:01:39] Oh, I'd be fucking the father every time.

[01:01:41] I would say the son.

[01:01:43] Why the son?

[01:01:43] I think the father would be big.

[01:01:45] Oh, it's like a little boy.

[01:01:45] It's bearded.

[01:01:46] Yes, like little boys.

[01:01:48] You would go ghost.

[01:01:49] Ghost?

[01:01:50] I don't know.

[01:01:51] Nick would fuck the ghost.

[01:01:52] And that's good.

[01:01:53] That's nice.

[01:01:54] We all see.

[01:01:54] Yeah, we're at equilibrium.

[01:01:57] Where are the egos, the super ego?

[01:02:00] The father, I feel like would have a beard.

[01:02:02] Would be two.

[01:02:03] You know what I'm saying?

[01:02:03] The father.

[01:02:05] That's what you want to big.

[01:02:06] I don't feel like it really fits like a sort of a Freudian model.

[01:02:11] I don't think it does either.

[01:02:12] It's more of like a.

[01:02:13] It sounds more though.

[01:02:14] The hero.

[01:02:16] Me.

[01:02:16] The fat hero.

[01:02:17] No, no, no.

[01:02:18] Now you're trying to recruit him.

[01:02:19] No, you're so sorry.

[01:02:21] That sucking up to me calling me the fat hero.

[01:02:23] Hero.

[01:02:24] And the divisive war of reference cop here.

[01:02:32] It is such a fun documentation.

[01:02:35] Stop copying the things I referenced.

[01:02:48] Doo doo doo doo.

[01:02:49] Suck my penis.

[01:02:50] What time is it?

[01:02:51] Time for you to suck me off.

[01:02:54] I have to leave by like 4.30.

[01:02:57] Oh, where are you going?

[01:02:58] Don't.

[01:02:59] I don't know.

[01:02:59] I have to zoom.

[01:03:01] I have to do a zoom.

[01:03:02] With whom?

[01:03:03] With which is named?

[01:03:04] Who's my name?

[01:03:05] It is a guy.

[01:03:06] What's his name?

[01:03:06] Tell us what you're using me about.

[01:03:07] I'm not going to say that.

[01:03:09] We can talk about it without you if you want.

[01:03:10] It's my therapist.

[01:03:11] What are you going to talk about to a therapist?

[01:03:13] Probably about when I put my pants on.

[01:03:15] No, no, no, no chance.

[01:03:17] What do you think I'm going to talk about?

[01:03:19] I'm going to talk about the same show.

[01:03:20] I'm going to talk about everything.

[01:03:21] Which is what?

[01:03:23] Come on, dude.

[01:03:23] It has nothing to do with anything.

[01:03:25] There's a bunch of people that listen to this show

[01:03:26] that can't wait to DM you about your problems

[01:03:29] and help you work through them.

[01:03:30] It's not even about them.

[01:03:33] They can't wait to get drunk and message you at 3am being like,

[01:03:36] dude, let's just talk about it.

[01:03:37] Oh, speaking of problems,

[01:03:38] I started doing the style of your problems again on YouTube.

[01:03:41] So, go check that out.

[01:03:45] And please, right into the show.

[01:03:47] I have too many chocolates.

[01:03:49] There's no writing in, so.

[01:03:50] Yeah, well, call it.

[01:03:52] Talk into the show and make sure that every problem is,

[01:03:56] I have too many chocolates.

[01:03:57] Can you solve this problem?

[01:04:00] Don't do that.

[01:04:01] I have too many chocolates.

[01:04:03] I have too many chocolates.

[01:04:05] You just bomb it.

[01:04:06] If you, I want to say, I know you're going to do it,

[01:04:08] but just know you're a piece of shit about that.

[01:04:11] You're such a loser if you take your orders from Nick.

[01:04:15] And despite this and despite knowing how gay they are,

[01:04:17] they're going to do it with a smile on their loser ass face.

[01:04:21] Goddamn it.

[01:04:23] You shouldn't have said that.

[01:04:25] I live in a gay neighborhood of Boston.

[01:04:32] I'm just acting out.

[01:04:34] Yeah, bye.