Cum Town | Regular | 08/04/2021
[00:00:00] Well, we're coming in hot with absolutely nothing this week.
[00:00:13] They say, oh, the show is past its prime, you know, it peaked.
[00:00:37] Now, if I don't try and just play the other side of the coin.
[00:00:43] Now, if you were to say such awful things about my Beijon-Freeze grooming business,
[00:00:51] If they find out the name of it, they're going to just bomb your Google reviews page.
[00:00:56] Your Google reviews are going to go down.
[00:01:01] Beijon-Off, a Beijon-Freeze grooming business by a gentleman who's not as gay as you might
[00:01:10] He's just gay enough to sneak his way into the good graces of a Beijon-Freeze-Oning type
[00:01:18] Joey, we can use the dogs to get the women we have sex with.
[00:01:27] I want pussy and a meatball fucking sub.
[00:01:31] If you want to hear the rest of that, go to Patreon.
[00:01:50] That was on in hindsight, it wasn't a mistake.
[00:01:52] I'm not as bad at how much you blasted.
[00:02:07] We should have gotten Cuban food instead.
[00:02:09] Yeah, I could have gotten a fucking salad there in a sandwich.
[00:02:12] You could have gotten a salad at the fucking Indian restaurant.
[00:02:17] What do you mean they don't have salads?
[00:02:19] They can get different hot sauces and sugary hot sauces.
[00:02:22] Different things in different hot sauces.
[00:02:24] Look, I enjoyed the meal, but I'm slugging.
[00:02:27] I just feel like dog shit and then we walked home seven blocks and 90 degree heat.
[00:02:34] None of that matters because I'm with my friends right now.
[00:02:37] It sounds like it does matter because you were at Mr. Joey Blameyani.
[00:02:44] It's everyone's fault, but fucking mine.
[00:02:47] I will say if it was Adam's, I'm with you, Adam.
[00:02:52] Let's remind everyone you've blown it many times.
[00:02:56] I had to think anything you could eat when it's this hot.
[00:03:11] Like a woman's just like venting like a gas out of her.
[00:03:22] Well, folks, the only way to describe the community levels out today is like a fat pussy
[00:03:29] Okay, that's the weather for it's going to be bad.
[00:03:42] I'm fucking gay and I suck my own but my pee.
[00:03:49] And we said it feels like a fat woman's pussy.
[00:03:51] So to actually give you guys a demonstration, we are going to put our faces right by a couple
[00:03:59] We've got a local woman that's been going around to school showing children her fat pussy
[00:04:05] She's going to teach them about global warming.
[00:04:08] She's going to show us some of those before she heads to John Rocket Elementary School.
[00:04:27] Who had some insights on what it's like to live in New York City, New York City.
[00:04:31] I was trying to think of the name of a segregationist and what popped into my head was Johnny Rockets.
[00:04:40] Used to be one of my favorite restaurants.
[00:04:50] I was just thinking about Johnny Rockets.
[00:04:52] Segregation is that Strom Thurman with some secret black pussy on the side.
[00:05:06] A movie called Secret Black Pussy and it's like maybe a hot black girl that's James Bond.
[00:05:30] I was the only one who dressed sensibly.
[00:05:34] That was because Nick did promise us no walks.
[00:05:45] This walk was what Claire Danes might call a walk to remember.
[00:05:53] I think it was Omar Sharif and Claire Giroldo.
[00:06:03] A hot little teen starlet from the 2000s.
[00:06:12] Julia Smells is one of those female kinds.
[00:06:15] Julia Styles does seem like out of all those ladies she has to smell.
[00:06:19] Isn't there a girl named Julia Smells that does comedy in Brooklyn?
[00:06:29] She's really changing the way people think about comedy.
[00:06:35] Her set is her just doing the New York Times crossword.
[00:06:46] No, you're doing it in a new and interesting way.
[00:06:49] Well, you've got my balls in your throat and you've got and you're licking my dick.
[00:07:02] You're sucking my balls like they're a cock.
[00:07:06] You've kind of actually swallowed them.
[00:07:10] No, you're going to throw them up eventually.
[00:07:19] And then eventually you're going to throw my balls up and then I'm going to rub the saliva.
[00:07:26] When an adult did that, got your nose thing to me for the first time.
[00:07:31] I was like, what the fuck are you talking about?
[00:07:37] But I'm like, why are you lying to me right now?
[00:07:43] I believed why you got your nose thing.
[00:07:55] No, I was smart as a baby and I'm dumb now.
[00:07:59] You're still a baby now and you're as dumb as your eyes are baby.
[00:08:05] What kind of shit were you doing as a baby?
[00:08:11] And everyone's like, look who's talking.
[00:08:15] Milano, Matata, Tahoe, Sosalito, Pepperage Fireman.
[00:08:23] He won all the geography contest as a kid.
[00:08:28] Yeah, you knew all the animal crackers.
[00:08:34] In Greek though, I didn't speak English until I was like three or four.
[00:08:48] I would imagine if you were speaking, you would remember what you were speaking.
[00:08:51] Do you remember what you said 10 years ago?
[00:08:56] 10 years ago, the people don't need healthcare.
[00:08:58] Because they wanted they can work for it.
[00:09:04] Ron Paul is a faggot on that neutrality, but everything else.
[00:09:11] I'm tired of Americans having to die for Israel.
[00:09:15] And in there, you were part of the Ron Paul revolution.
[00:09:18] And in the end, there is the one bit of consistency.
[00:09:22] Yeah, 10 years ago, I remember saying something like, you'll never be able to find me.
[00:09:33] You think because of the internet, the democratizing power of the internet.
[00:09:37] So now you'll be held accountable for your.
[00:09:41] So now I've come out as queer to deflect from the allegations.
[00:10:04] The allegations were that I helped a struggling family find a new house.
[00:10:14] And they said, how could we let people know?
[00:10:18] And he killed the baby by letting somebody blow his ass out while he was not physically
[00:10:29] Yeah, for cash and now he for a rich, childless family.
[00:10:38] You could probably incubate a baby in an ass.
[00:10:41] That's what gay guys are doing, though.
[00:10:46] Gay guys were lactating before they could have babies.
[00:10:54] It's one of their favorite things to do.
[00:11:11] Has anyone pointed that out that they got a Joe Rogan dish?
[00:11:19] Indian guys are really into the experience.
[00:11:57] We had anybody named Armstrong, always becomes famous for something.
[00:12:01] That's a strong, strong, Louie Armstrong.
[00:12:11] You're basically destined for some kind of fame, either bicycle or trumpet or being an
[00:12:17] I'm saying you're not chopped off from the fucking Cheryl Crow.
[00:12:19] We can say this as three successful famous guys.
[00:12:28] I wish for Adam to get the HIV virus for my birthday last year.
[00:12:34] And be careful what you wish for Nick because...
[00:12:36] Is that what you did right before you blew out the candles?
[00:12:50] You know, you really should have magical thinking.
[00:12:54] It's just like how women's brains work, I guess.
[00:12:59] They're like, if I go on a diet for three weeks, he's going to call me back.
[00:13:07] Yeah, well, when a man manifests something, it's different than magical thinking.
[00:13:14] Manifesting is like sort of like a will to form or a will to power.
[00:13:24] How did Benito Mussolini describe fascism?
[00:13:32] His girl was like a fucking hot bitch, right?
[00:13:37] So that was the difference between him and the old Adolf.
[00:13:42] Hitler wanted to fucking fucking child niece or whatever, cousin or whatever.
[00:13:52] I think I saw a picture like his grandpa.
[00:14:18] Ooh, there's some not chill pictures of what happened to her.
[00:14:23] No, her whole body was kind of hung upside down.
[00:14:35] The new camping chair is just as comfortable as the old one, but I got a new one that's
[00:14:55] What's the difference between glamping and camping?
[00:15:01] I don't understand the difference between the two.
[00:15:05] Camping you're just outside in a fucking little dick-ass tent.
[00:15:08] Bugs are sucking on your dick and shit.
[00:15:16] No camping is like you're being real efficient with what you're taking.
[00:15:46] They had to cancel the virgin Atlantic flight to space.
[00:16:15] Am I actually gay and that's the reason we stand the fucking cancel the shit?
[00:16:26] Because they plugged in the directions to the moon and they realized it was actually
[00:16:37] Google Maps for a fucking space flight?
[00:16:41] And it got confused and was gonna go to my house.
[00:16:45] Me too, let me guess, I'm as round as the moon and as big.
[00:16:48] Because your gravity pulled the directions in that direction.
[00:16:56] I would love it if like a hot bitch got pulled into my gravity.
[00:17:10] Yeah, that's like a little kid thing to know.
[00:17:19] No, I'm saying it about the size of my dick.
[00:17:22] I'm just telling you, I shouldn't use that word to refer to his tiny penis.
[00:17:28] Yeah, my dick is a fucking classic miniature.
[00:17:34] That's where they describe Stav's dick often.
[00:17:38] Like a Hershey's kiss, see you balance the top of Tootsie Roll.
[00:17:43] Okay, at least we're getting closer now.
[00:17:48] Or I guess like, like, that gives you some like, not a lot of girth.
[00:17:56] Yeah, like a play no regular Tootsie Roll.
[00:18:01] It's the big Tootsie Rolls that they give you in Halloween.
[00:18:06] I found out about shots and the description is now completely incorrect.
[00:18:13] I found out about a new food that they're selling.
[00:18:21] Dude, I came up with the idea for that.
[00:18:32] You don't even fucking keep a breast of snack technology.
[00:18:36] I thought it was a cool advancement that I just wanted to share with you guys.
[00:18:42] And Nick apparently came up with that idea.
[00:18:46] I remember there was an Oreo minis came out.
[00:18:49] There was a commercial with a little boy where he's in school and they put it in his hand
[00:18:54] and he's looking to size the Oreo in his hand and he runs over in school and measures
[00:19:00] And if there's a way to edit that commercial, so it's a little boy like looking in his hand
[00:19:05] and he's like, oh, then you see him run home and he's running through the kitchen and
[00:19:08] he just quickly grabs the ruler off the counter and he runs into the bathroom.
[00:19:23] It'll make you think you're dick is bigger.
[00:19:26] You could put one of them on the top of your dick head and it'll look like a giant hand
[00:19:31] and packages of Oreo minis for two free tickets to see Harry Potter, the social stone.
[00:19:38] Stop when's the last time you legitimately measured your penis?
[00:19:45] I did the last time I went to the doctor, I guess.
[00:19:53] They should make you put that on your ID.
[00:19:59] It's all shit that women ask, like your height or your eyes.
[00:20:07] Follow the questions for the guys on the ID.
[00:20:09] Oh, so the guys are the ones who want to know how big your dick is?
[00:20:26] Well, I guess I kind of just want to oil you up and roll you around like a big old.
[00:20:39] Make Thanksgiving dinner, I guess, in the bed.
[00:20:45] Look, they want to see my dick, but you know, they play pilgrims and Indians.
[00:20:50] So you're saying gay men playing the first time the first dinner playing first.
[00:20:59] My ass or my dick and they're all amazing.
[00:21:02] They want to split you up and have some steam coming off.
[00:21:12] Well, girls may not ask because they don't have the good Lord.
[00:21:17] You know what they would ask about is taking the table table table by the.
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[00:21:29] And I'll tell you what, folks, if you're new to the shell and you're you've been listening
[00:21:33] for the last 20 minutes, you're like, this is one of the funniest things.
[00:21:50] They have their money and their sponsors.
[00:21:53] I tell you what, I saw the fucking Beatles with fucking social distortion live.
[00:22:03] Where were your points for Billy Carnegie Hall fucking January 87, 1977.
[00:22:12] And then I'd tell you what was the show?
[00:22:19] It's one of its, it's probably the crowning achievement of my life.
[00:22:23] A guy that's been living in a rent control department on the upper West side since.
[00:22:29] This is when I was a part of the free love movement by going to go by seeing Bob Dylan
[00:22:35] And dressing like Bob Dylan pretending I was Bob Dylan and not yet.
[00:22:40] That's a kind of a little pussy, but not enough.
[00:22:42] Getting getting a very little amount of pussy that in my senior citizen years I've convinced
[00:22:49] With every year with more people that have died, I embellish how much I used to.
[00:22:57] And now my entire life is just creeping people out on Facebook.
[00:23:03] Posting pictures of pictures that are clearly framed.
[00:23:07] And you might have framed polo or zoom my house.
[00:23:11] You can see the fucking reflection coming off the fucking glass.
[00:23:13] And I saw that and I listened to this show and I said, I listened first to one of my
[00:23:17] sisters show and I said, these guys, it reminds me of fucking Dylan and McCartney in concert
[00:23:30] It's 75 about 95% Jewish, but she had a tan.
[00:23:45] And we went together and I never, I never fucked her.
[00:24:02] I inherited $3,500 and she took all of it.
[00:24:07] And the only thing that makes me feel remotely like that feeling is going to blueshad.com.
[00:24:19] And I look at that Polaroid of me outside of the Bob's big boy in Asbury Park, New Jersey
[00:24:30] with the man I thought was a Bruce Spring scenes manager.
[00:24:45] And I went to blueshad.com and Adam, why don't you do us?
[00:24:49] Why don't you tell us about your experience?
[00:24:57] Because one of the benefits of blueshad.com is that there are no in person doctor visits.
[00:25:02] And there are a lot of doctors around town that I'm banned from seeing actually.
[00:25:08] Because I tried to see them too many times.
[00:25:10] But now you're showing each other cool things on the phone.
[00:25:16] Just keep talking about the fucking pills.
[00:25:25] And so anyway, I was able to have a brief consultation over video conference with a medical professional
[00:25:36] And I was immediately provided with a prescription for the dalaphil and tilata of the fill.
[00:25:46] She said you want the red pillar of the blue pill.
[00:25:57] You can either take the red pill and know what's going on.
[00:26:12] Listen, one of the world's finest delicacies if you ask me.
[00:26:31] I'm a blue collar guy and my dick is a blue tablet.
[00:26:34] I got I got blued up after a brief consultation.
[00:26:38] The blue collar commentary is actually it's just.
[00:26:41] They take out one of his stuff's balls and everyone laughs at it.
[00:26:45] And then his penis and then they laugh.
[00:27:04] After taking these chewable towels I have received no complaints in the bedroom.
[00:27:09] Afterwards I have received a couple suspicious text messages from lovers of mine.
[00:27:15] They say what the hell were you thinking of a man again?
[00:27:32] I mean I have not filled my ass too good at it.
[00:27:40] I've been topping Satan much like Saddam Hussein in the South Park movie.
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[00:28:25] Did you tell him about the known person doctors?
[00:28:30] And did you tell him about second chance financing?
[00:28:36] You know, you could put your big pups on layaway.
[00:28:38] I thought you guys would make fun of me for talking that way on the show.
[00:28:42] And we would have listen, there are no gimmicks.
[00:28:49] I'm getting sweet podcast with our eyes closed for the rest of it.
[00:28:54] Honestly, this fucking we had that samosa.
[00:28:58] I'm starting to get into thinking about that old, old guy looking at his penis.
[00:29:05] The old guy with the big go.bluechew.com.
[00:29:19] If I was from a different generation, January 15, 1969.
[00:29:25] I actually scratched that it was velvet revolver slash was there.
[00:29:34] What if slash and Scott Whalen were in the same band together?
[00:29:37] And I think someone from Rage Against the Machine maybe who else was in.
[00:30:02] You should remember audio slave because you're you were in a band called penis slave.
[00:30:08] It was it was a combination of the groups Rage Against Being Straight.
[00:30:23] We feel like you were run out and by the way you were in both of those bands.
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[00:30:45] All right, man, I thought it was different.
[00:30:52] I wasn't the point is you were in penis slave.
[00:30:56] And the important thing to remember is that you.
[00:31:55] There's a you reaching for a guy's cock.
[00:31:58] It's got a cookie jar filled with cone.
[00:32:08] Why don't people just learn how to dose fentanyl?
[00:32:25] I thought fentanyl just becomes a necessity.
[00:32:27] I thought fentanyl, even if you have a little, you just die.
[00:32:30] Or is that what the liars at the anti-fentanyl?
[00:32:35] How about the anti-fentanyl as the United Colors of fentanyl?
[00:33:08] That's why a woman eats your ass while you're pissing.
[00:33:12] You have to straddle the toilet with your ass out in the air and you piss while she eats your
[00:33:21] No, you're angling your dick towards the...
[00:33:30] But you're leaning forward to push your ass out.
[00:33:34] And then your dick is probably completely submerged.
[00:33:39] And you're jet streaming into the water while you're at it.
[00:33:46] Now, let me ask you about the English plumpkin.
[00:33:48] Are you worried because we've all been there when we're pissing sometimes?
[00:33:52] Yeah, we're making sure we don't make this a regular thing.
[00:33:58] Aren't you afraid you would fart in her mouth or is that part of it?
[00:34:02] Yeah, like when you're pissing and farting.
[00:34:07] So people say sometimes, that guy's not a feminist.
[00:34:15] Just what if in case you fart into the lady's house?
[00:34:17] Everyone knows I'm basically fucking Susan B. Anthony.
[00:34:27] Are you sure not Susan and I'm a man, Anthony?
[00:34:45] They're like, uh, women should be able to vote.
[00:35:18] The only thing they ever did was probably make a flag.
[00:35:30] Don't tread on me thinking it would have been cooler than Snake.
[00:35:43] No one talks about how harmful snake pride is for the snake population.
[00:35:47] Yeah, they're not meant to be showing them.
[00:35:59] It's like this tail is slowly losing animation as it dies in his ass.
[00:36:06] That's what Snake honest on the other side.
[00:36:09] And they're like, the Gerbil got stuck.
[00:36:12] Haven't you ever heard of the old lady that swallowed a fly?
[00:36:17] We already put a snake in your ass to get the Gerbil out at him?
[00:36:24] No, that's never been a problem that I've...
[00:36:27] But I do think that's a pretty creative solution to that issue.
[00:36:47] A Blu-ray copy of To Live and Die in LA.
[00:36:51] You can't stream it anywhere and I really want to see that movie.
[00:37:06] I remember when I was at the steel everything lifestyle.
[00:37:18] Now you're trying to get so much mileage out of this.
[00:37:27] If it was me, there would be hell to pet.
[00:37:30] That's true, but we've covered that, Adam.
[00:37:40] Nick's been on Tinder laughing at girls names for the whole...
[00:37:53] It's funny that now it's SJW where when it used to be bourbon...
[00:37:59] Do you remember that girls used to say they liked bourbon and travel?
[00:38:10] If you don't want to defund the police...
[00:38:12] I think it's also where you're swiping.
[00:38:15] Nobody's a fucking communist in Queens.
[00:38:17] Everyone wants to put the whole fat Tinder, which is different.
[00:38:23] I fucked a few not-fact girls off there.
[00:38:31] Hands full of not-fact girls off regular Tinder.
[00:38:42] They should make a riot for fat people.
[00:38:49] I'm gonna cock of the walk in there, dude.
[00:39:08] That a matter of fact is I just had Batman and DJ Kick.
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[00:47:15] And I want to learn about the different options that we have.
[00:47:28] You go on a little rowboat filled with gay guys and they fuck you in the ass.
[00:47:32] You go to the little boat in Central Park and you say it's international waters.
[00:47:38] And you get your ass fucked in that little rowboat.
[00:47:45] And listen, you know, you buy cushy dreams, but also you go to you should fucking buy
[00:47:51] some some shirts at Stavi.biz and buy some tickets to my upcoming tour.
[00:48:00] Patreon.com slash com town to find about the exclusive access to information on where
[00:48:08] That is not you can go to Stavi.biz slash tour for access as well.
[00:48:12] If you don't have the Patreon and we're going to be in Portland, Seattle, Utah.
[00:48:17] Fucking Minneapolis Denver, San Antonio.
[00:48:23] I've added New Orleans, Cleveland, Phoenix, Madison, Detroit.
[00:48:36] And I'm working hard to keep adding shows throughout the beginning of next year, but
[00:48:43] Come out and suck my fat little titties and or buy just buy a shirt, you know.
[00:49:19] As if there's a fucking single piece of Philadelphia history or cuisine that would warrant cream
[00:49:27] I think one's a bagel from Philadelphia, not me.
[00:49:49] Do they ever explain why the dog is so big?
[00:50:01] Wasn't it like an emergency thing during COVID?
[00:50:10] We're going to figure out the right questions to ask regarding the size of the dog.
[00:50:27] It's going to be awesome if he runs for president.
[00:50:34] We're going to have, we're going to have, we're going to, I'm going to suck his dick.
[00:51:00] And he bent me over and he fucked me in my ass.
[00:51:11] I wish there was somebody else to talk like.
[00:51:15] He said the same five fucking dies over and over.
[00:51:22] You were doing it before the show at the Indian restaurant.
[00:51:28] I think I was just doing it the waiter.
[00:51:53] If you just lower your volume, I listen to him on the phone late at night.
[00:51:59] When they're driving a car, when they're driving the car, taking a quiet phone call, taking
[00:52:12] Yeah, they're like, you know, I like that.
[00:52:17] It always sound like they're licking the other guys.
[00:52:19] I think they ever beat off while driving.
[00:52:31] We've never seen it because we're guys and they have respect for girls.
[00:52:36] I feel like, well, New York schools are returning the in person learning starting June 30th.
[00:52:45] Isn't it summer break ending June 30th?
[00:52:56] It's time to start thinking about school supplies.
[00:53:03] For pro-trackers, spiral notebooks, travel book, trapper keepers, a gun for some students.
[00:53:09] A gun if you didn't get any pussy and it's time for the world to pay for yourself.
[00:53:13] I watched that interrogation of that Nicholas Cruz kid.
[00:53:18] The kid that shot up the parkland school.
[00:53:24] Well, he's just like, the fricking voices, man.
[00:53:28] The text is like, oh, yeah, the voices made you do it.
[00:53:32] He's trying to act like crazy, but he's saying like, yeah, you know, I mean, it's like watching
[00:53:45] No, there's a demon and he tells me what to do.
[00:53:49] The cop's like, so what is I mean, what is he told you to do other than the shooting that's
[00:54:23] They should reboot Cosby mysteries and he and Felicia Rashad have to try to get your
[00:54:29] Yeah, they're just they just take each case each week.
[00:54:36] The procedural and they debunk all the just fucking claims.
[00:54:39] Because Cosby and Felicia Rashad standing in front and pea coats in the next of them are
[00:54:45] like iced tea and wool boozy and detective outfits.
[00:54:49] Oh, I see what their family arms crossed.
[00:54:57] No, he's just the crossover from I see.
[00:55:00] I just have one character from the one order.
[00:55:06] Richard Belzer is a big truly believes in Cosby.
[00:55:09] I've been looking into this Eugene Carroll woman and I got to say, I think she's a lunatic.
[00:55:15] I think this woman might be not so for bust though.
[00:55:20] That's what they used to call him back in the back in the summer free of love.
[00:55:24] May Richard Belzer my back on my first year in comedy.
[00:55:30] I did seven open mics and now I've been on every cop show for the last 400 years.
[00:55:36] I haven't taken the sunglasses off because I got a corneal tattoo of a swastika while
[00:56:04] That's a trope because dinosaurs are lizard like whoa, you brought the lizard.
[00:56:09] You're the one that said you look like a Jew lizard monster, man.
[00:56:13] No, I never said you kind of implied it.
[00:56:20] All I said is that you're gay and I get more pussy than you.
[00:56:31] Yeah, you're in a stable relationship and that you visit the stable relationship.
[00:56:34] You're able to get fucked up in your ass.
[00:56:43] I watch dream horse and I say this is touching.
[00:56:49] The dream horse is a movie about you dreaming about getting fucked up.
[00:56:59] Yeah, a couple of British people, a pool of resources.
[00:57:15] You're thinking of seabiscuit and that's Secretariat.
[00:57:21] They made a movie I think Secretariat to.
[00:57:36] Like a little biscuit made out of cumb.
[00:57:37] Remember that era before the communist ladies in New York, a bunch of women were making
[00:57:57] I'm at a company called Widespread and it's cream cheese made by Stob.
[00:58:14] It would be a pussy themed cream cheese.
[00:58:24] It's an eagle carrying a little thing of cream cheese.
[00:58:34] Just to get with the whole front of his face in a woman's pussy.
[00:58:44] It's from the man here at the back of the pucker.
[00:58:50] Two kids that are eating three loops out of a woman's cervix.
[00:58:57] She's caught cereal over the back of the pucker.
[00:59:08] This is a British bird but his whole face in her pussy.
[00:59:30] But two kids say I'm going to be doing it for the cereal.
[00:59:41] I think that's a pretty fucking prejudice.
[00:59:46] I'm not going to deny the subtext there.
[00:59:50] You don't have to be gay to have Froot Loops soon.
[00:59:52] But his whole manner is of that of a homosexual.
[00:59:55] You're thinking about Zazu from the Lion King.
[01:00:16] I would like it if you would massage do my penis.
[01:00:31] You know, it would just mess up our thing.
[01:00:36] But at the same time, you should suck my dick.
[01:00:43] Because not for me, I don't value you right now.
[01:00:48] You would just become a fuck toy for me.
[01:00:52] You would elevate yourself as a fuck toy.
[01:01:14] You put on a song to help us wake up a little bit.
[01:01:20] I don't know where the fucking wire is.
[01:01:23] We can't even have a love like we used to.
[01:01:32] I go to the season desist letter from Sony BMG telling me that if I play any of their
[01:01:39] music again, they're going to dispatch former IDFP poll too.
[01:01:45] Follow me around and gather as much dirt as they can on me.
[01:01:53] That was kind of like what one scene was doing, right?
[01:02:06] I haven't seen Munich since it came out.
[01:02:12] I got to watch Munich on never seen it.
[01:02:16] Also, I haven't seen The Good Shepherd.
[01:02:18] I haven't seen the fucking what's the one with Chris Cooper?
[01:02:30] But Tinker Tailor, I haven't seen it in a while, which I would rewatch.
[01:02:34] The one, the Lickari movie that came out more recently that's pretty good is The Bridge
[01:03:03] I'm sending you an email and jacking you off.
[01:03:13] Now I don't want to have sex with kids.
[01:03:18] I'm dying for maids and I'm going to jack you off.
[01:03:22] Imagine getting shipwrecked on Epstein's Island in the middle of a child sex ceremony.
[01:03:27] And then you have to escape them because they're trying to kill you because they've seen you
[01:03:22] Oh, so then it becomes my dangerous game.
[01:03:54] And I know you guys, you got a lot of free time and you get off work and your job at
[01:04:05] And you're going to sit down and you're going to watch Bridge of Spies, the Good Shepherd,
[01:04:11] Brigadier Beethia, the one time, the Covenant.
[01:04:19] Raise it in the sun because all my nuts are basically all wrinkles, fences.
[01:04:33] No, the babe movie starring John Goodman as Babe Ruth.
[01:04:39] Oh, should have cast the fucking Dominican.
[01:04:44] They gave him a fake nose and he looked a lot like Babe Ruth.
[01:04:50] Why should they cast the Dominican because Babe Ruth's Dominican?
[01:05:01] I mean, I've seen pictures of Babe Ruth.
[01:05:07] And he used to go to Harlem and get a little bit of brown sugar.
[01:05:30] Tell me this guy doesn't look Dominican.
[01:06:18] He was right before murder as well, right?
[01:06:27] I thought it was in it later on with Mickey Mantle and shit.