Cum Town | Regular | 08/12/2021
[00:00:04] and we're live i don't know if there's a lot of i like it
[00:00:11] yeah you know i'd listen to your voice absolutely not i think you have a nice
[00:00:17] yeah we are you answer the phone so real quick i'll just will tell it
[00:00:22] the other fellows are on vacation so we're here with dasha's friends
[00:00:31] talk about a different perspective on the adams are
[00:00:38] an outsider perspective actually we're going to talk about how we're going to
[00:00:54] uh... it's a what nobody knew they didn't want
[00:00:59] you gotta hold the mic like right by your mouth is a trick is check it's just
[00:01:05] so is this adam's mic is like i'm like sucking
[00:01:10] uh... but yet that if you get to touch your nose to your replacement
[00:01:18] yet the replacement guy with like blood sugar issues
[00:01:31] which is where where where where's adam he's friends i don't know yet i think
[00:01:38] after his he already went on a romantic vacation
[00:01:41] yeah he's been he's looking he's always on trip is very jet said
[00:01:45] and i have a former i'm happy i'm happy for him as
[00:01:52] it was being quite honest because there's so in love
[00:02:03] i mean i didn't i haven't seen you in weeks because of
[00:02:07] uh... partially because of short is the last time i talked to you but i
[00:02:10] actually can't try to get you to come out you're doing chores
[00:02:15] what you have to do to hang out with nick these days is
[00:02:23] yeah no i got back on my regular schedule of like walking to the city and
[00:02:27] yeah six a.m. to ten p.m. walking city hitting people up on a whim
[00:02:32] i do too no it's very very bad actually yeah i think that there's been i've
[00:02:36] blown off several people in the last week
[00:02:39] just because we had planned to get together before right
[00:02:43] and and then it gone out and done like today for example of doing something and
[00:02:49] i this was spontaneous and i it was like this is easy i want to do this now
[00:02:54] yeah then to like anticipate seeing somebody that has been trouble with
[00:02:57] women all the time because who could be like i'd like what are you doing next
[00:03:02] okay that's the horrible that don't ask me that question
[00:03:07] what did i say about fucking asking me things ever about it
[00:03:12] god damn it that's a horrible way to start
[00:03:15] that's a horrible way to start it's like you're trying to cause fucking problems
[00:03:22] it's you being a bitch just like your fucking mom and that's why your dad had
[00:03:27] that's why your dad had the fucking cheat on your mom
[00:03:32] with my mom why did i tell you that why did i tell you anything
[00:03:37] i knew i everybody said i should not be in a sexual relationship with my
[00:03:42] half-sister and i listened to you i said you know what
[00:03:46] maybe she's right maybe this fucking mongoloid is right
[00:03:50] that we can make it work so i saw it old last night
[00:03:54] yeah i haven't seen it yet well you went to watch it and i did
[00:03:58] i haven't like because i've been meaning to see it with Sean but i haven't
[00:04:02] i went with with will manneker and you guys done will
[00:04:04] i've met well yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah will his will's birthday so i went with him
[00:04:08] big friend wait there him and his uh his bitch
[00:04:15] shout out to his set up to will is his bitch
[00:04:20] uh no i had a good time with them was it cool the rocks make them the movies
[00:04:25] terrible yeah it's really fucking bad fuck because it's like i guess you
[00:04:29] watch his movies and like throughout his career he's like
[00:04:32] just left off one more piece of like the thing that initially made him good
[00:04:37] and now it's like that's kind of that's a part is not only lazy it doesn't make
[00:04:41] any fucking sense it's stupid it's a bad idea
[00:04:45] it's it's it's it's roundly terrible and every
[00:04:48] good stuff like every shamp how do you say he's gonna have
[00:04:50] chamalan uh something like everyone's mission
[00:04:53] now that we're out of Afghanistan they're all right i don't need to know how to
[00:04:56] say this yeah we're fucking out i don't know his
[00:05:03] he he i like the happening is that what it's called
[00:05:08] tree is barber yeah the tressu and shit the visit the visits the real winner
[00:05:12] that's a good one yeah he's fun i don't know yes
[00:05:16] but i i don't know i also don't oh but you know what i say that and it's like
[00:05:19] with uh the the the fucking the macaroni
[00:05:24] uh the split split yes that one that's a fun
[00:05:30] yeah i fuck with those yeah and then glass glass
[00:05:34] bruce willis yes yeah we're gonna list we're gonna list them
[00:05:37] that's my fucking guy those i so maybe it's just this one that's
[00:05:40] particularly sad and then the village was kind of
[00:05:43] and then fucking with lady in the waters cool i saw that in theaters and i
[00:05:47] remember people laughing at the even just the opening credits yeah
[00:05:50] yeah i mean his movies are funny the happy the beginning of the happening
[00:05:53] a bunch of people fall from killing themselves that's it's fucking sick
[00:05:59] never saw it you should watch it mark walberge fucking hilarious in that
[00:06:02] movie he's like a horrible actor and like he plays a science teacher and you
[00:06:08] know when he opens his mouth what's his new one he doesn't know
[00:06:10] he's like a about science he's forest gump oh shit
[00:06:14] or like he walks across the country he's got a new one coming out no you're right
[00:06:18] you're right i don't know forest gump too
[00:06:20] forest gump there's there was supposed to be a forest gump too actually
[00:06:24] man that was all motion you've covered it on the show so i feel bad for oh really
[00:06:29] why don't feel bad but alice mai haven't heard it yeah
[00:06:32] yeah this is this is why i brought you guys on for the record yeah i don't
[00:06:35] play the greatest it's today you can play the greatest i know we don't listen to
[00:06:38] this shit shit we're here because this is my friend
[00:06:46] and not because i'm a fucking fan anybody who's listening to this i know a
[00:06:49] selection of boys of children who listen to this shit somebody's like hey
[00:06:56] i'm 31 years old pal i'm not a fucking boy that's weird
[00:07:01] that's what i have i have a key holder position
[00:07:05] that fucking hit stop you recently had to start becoming a fan that
[00:07:09] deep in just here's voice well because yeah he's he wouldn't he wouldn't
[00:07:13] he wouldn't hang his name for fuck yeah no no no no no that's okay i had to go to
[00:07:16] it i i i i i i i'm a bitch that's a bitch and wouldn't hang out with us well i
[00:07:19] had to go i didn't tell anybody but i had to go
[00:07:22] get the fucking sign of act i don't trust the
[00:07:25] uh whoa i think that i think that's very interesting about you just drop
[00:07:32] in this episode like no big deal yeah i want to get your back is
[00:07:35] increasing intrigue is very i think that is extremely interesting yeah
[00:07:39] um that's that's the big bomb on the set of so
[00:07:43] shed hanks is anti anti-covid vaccine great video
[00:07:47] yeah he should have done as i said earlier he should have done that in the
[00:07:50] Jamaican voice yeah i never really paid attention
[00:07:53] that seemed like another annoying that's all you said thing
[00:07:56] that uh and in blackface that i didn't i never paid attention to the
[00:08:01] chat he hangs well there's not much paying attention to
[00:08:04] shed haze wasn't a chat i think that's his rapper name
[00:08:07] oh okay but i mean there's not much of a patient does he rap yeah
[00:08:09] yeah there's not much made i thought he was i honestly thought he was just
[00:08:13] a wicker and people were calling a rapper because they were assumed that he
[00:08:16] rap which is you could probably do that you could
[00:08:19] just get away with yeah i'm a fuck i'm a rapper
[00:08:22] is that on tom hanks his son and i'm a rapper and just never produce any music
[00:08:26] and the media wouldn't check they would just keep referring to him as rapper
[00:08:29] chat hanks without producing a single song ever
[00:08:33] should be like yeah no i mean it's a part of my rap culture that i talk like
[00:08:36] this i mean i know a few white rappers who don't
[00:08:40] release any music yeah and it's like it's one of my closest friends in this
[00:08:46] city yeah which is an embarrassing thing look at each other like
[00:08:49] oh what is it i mean i feel like i guess yeah it has to exist because the
[00:08:54] worst the worst the most egregious is that it's people that are like writers
[00:08:58] right people that identify his writers and don't what would have you written
[00:09:03] for even yourself this is a new thing they're like
[00:09:05] nothing they're fighting like absolutely nothing i've never written anything
[00:09:10] actually it's just what i want to do which more things should be like i guess
[00:09:15] i do that with like science i guess i got like a scientist
[00:09:20] i can stay you're never on your roof with a kite and a kitty-tite dude never i'm
[00:09:25] just going to china to take the sign of sign of form
[00:09:28] that yeah where did you get it what's that where did you get your
[00:09:32] thing i went to china no yeah no you didn't why's that you saw
[00:09:36] i'm shut up no yeah i got a flight i got you can't
[00:09:39] it's like you know the state department frowns upon it okay
[00:09:42] actually if you're gonna fully convince me that you went to china and i don't
[00:09:45] fucking bullshit me no yeah i did i went to china to get the
[00:09:48] chinese vaccine case my ass why i don't
[00:09:51] it's better i don't believe it's your thing look i don't believe they made the
[00:09:55] virus your book they leaked the virus both of you
[00:09:58] motherfuckers hey fucking you're fucking amazing that's why steven ass
[00:10:01] what's the list of resort mm-hmm yeah for everything is made in
[00:10:05] fucking china now why would i trust an american vaccine
[00:10:11] he didn't go to china i went to china you're like it's like in uh
[00:10:18] it made on the moon you're telling me that you're telling me that you gotta go to the
[00:10:20] source when's the last time i saw you i need to actually
[00:10:24] i don't know probably not that long ago well like two weeks
[00:10:27] because i stopped hanging out when i was like i gotta not be on drugs constant
[00:10:30] i don't know why you're saying that i've never done drugs oh yeah
[00:10:33] i was i was so sick i was like what's up i'm
[00:10:37] fucked up i would come and i'm like i'm fucking i'm
[00:10:41] it's crazy how we've been trapped because you know we'd be hanging out so over and
[00:10:44] you just show up fucked up fucked up gift up you
[00:10:47] kick through the door like i'm on poppers in ketamine
[00:10:51] just i just fit in i just got done listening the red scare
[00:10:54] and now i'm ready to do more drugs and get and
[00:10:58] and lecture people on vaccines while not taking my prep pills
[00:11:05] that that that was a while you see like there was an
[00:11:08] improvance town during bear week they're like there's a bunch of people
[00:11:10] they're vaccinated they got like they all they had like break back
[00:11:14] a second really what's bear week bear week is like you know for the
[00:11:18] folks that don't know what it is what's bear week none of the folks
[00:11:21] all of these fools know what some people haven't been to province town
[00:11:26] well they went so there was in p town they had bear week and then like something
[00:11:30] like 74 percent of the people there got
[00:11:32] covid or something and they were all vaccinated or
[00:11:35] 74 percent i don't know what the fuck it is but people are like all these
[00:11:38] days and then there's like this media panic that defend the vaccines
[00:11:42] you know so like oh well they're still effective they're not serious cases but
[00:11:45] because it's like you know it's just like all liberal media they can't be
[00:11:49] like yeah it's because they're fucking fat and they're all age-time
[00:11:56] of course of course they got breakthrough cases
[00:11:59] these people's like bodies are held together with fucking white castle
[00:12:02] burgers and prep pills this is uh you've got not the best
[00:12:05] transition for me but like i'm shocked that i didn't get covid
[00:12:08] badly i'm i had a very unhappy year and like
[00:12:12] i should have died probably saying the delta variant now is what's uh it's
[00:12:17] getting it's getting us now our cohort the like 30s to 40s that's who's dying
[00:12:21] and i don't know if it's because it like changed or they just already killed all
[00:12:25] the old people hmm i think maybe it's changed maybe it's
[00:12:29] getting stronger we should go into quarantine again
[00:12:32] mmm it's only a half we should go in the lockdown again see this
[00:12:36] quarantine's actually great if you're one of these like fucking if you're like a
[00:12:39] stop start drug addict it's fucking if you're like six months you're like
[00:12:43] i'm getting in shape i'm taking care of myself
[00:12:45] kidding me and then you get out of quarantine and you're like shit
[00:12:48] i'm doing drugs all day every day actually those quarantine was like i'm not
[00:12:52] even kidding with you my life has not been better
[00:12:55] yeah like that was the best year of my life
[00:12:58] yeah i initially i was worried about all that because it's like okay well this
[00:13:02] is gonna fuck over people that lose their jobs but right right
[00:13:05] we just you just keep printing money you fucking figure shit some shit down
[00:13:08] the government can continue to print money forever
[00:13:11] and and then what people don't understand too it's like this is gonna
[00:13:18] you know like the like the like the shitty thing about being poor it's not
[00:13:25] so it's like you're gonna fucking figure this shit out
[00:13:29] i mean like there's also the first year i've ever had money in my life
[00:13:32] some money in my life you know i'm just like god damn wow i really
[00:13:37] thought this was gonna solve my problems you know it actually solved my problems
[00:13:40] with the world stopping having unlimited alone time without anybody
[00:13:45] fucking riding my ass and then just like hanging out with people that i like
[00:13:49] exclusively and not doing anything else
[00:13:52] that's fantastic yeah i mean i've what's up nothing no
[00:13:56] no nothing go ahead no you had something to say
[00:14:00] there a friend of mine once told me that like they'll you if you spend money
[00:14:05] on like luxuries you will like kind of change your lifestyle to fit that
[00:14:11] like your budget right and like i just did that with drugs
[00:14:16] and like um like bought so many and the budget never went like i always had
[00:14:21] more money yeah like i don't know how that happened
[00:14:24] i don't know how that happens i like uh patreon
[00:14:27] that's how it happened it's patreon.com and sign up no they just kept printing
[00:14:35] money this year i didn't did you guys did you get
[00:14:38] ppp yeah it saved my life i honestly like i
[00:14:45] ppp i got to get a beer um yeah i just like just like
[00:14:49] just like i'm out of the seat of the millish today i quit the show
[00:14:52] 14 minutes we pissed him off all the mockery of adam for not doing his job
[00:14:57] you can't last 15 minutes and mr. Friedland's
[00:15:05] i'm gonna come back hot you think adam's
[00:15:08] shooting himself in perez um it'd be funny if that happened there
[00:15:12] i think it would go a little something like this
[00:15:17] and then i have a video i put together i play the video of
[00:15:21] did it stink in here no that's the thing about adam is he's he
[00:15:25] blacks he's not even masculine enough to have this shit smell bad
[00:15:29] it just it literally was imperceptible he just
[00:15:32] shit himself and his pants were all brown that's so fucking gross
[00:15:36] and he was like oh i'm sorry that's very good that's very good wow
[00:15:42] wow that sounds oh you're having two beers i think
[00:15:45] ones for me i wish i would love to have a beer i'd like for all one for you
[00:15:49] this we can turn this into just like uh
[00:15:55] free laughs every so yeah you got the vaccine and it starts drinking again
[00:15:59] well this will be it's already kind of a diagnosis murder i was gonna say i was
[00:16:02] gonna make it some joke where the show deteriorates in quality but
[00:16:06] after four years it's really not this at this point
[00:16:12] how this usually goes is it where we're at 16 minutes i usually sort of zone out
[00:16:17] and then stop will like talk about like i think he does well fingering or
[00:16:23] you know what a type of fingering or he talks about his sex or yeah yeah yeah
[00:16:28] does he does he does he does he does he does he does he does he doesn't have a
[00:16:37] girlfriend no i think he's just enjoying
[00:16:40] enjoying you know the the lifestyle is bachelor
[00:16:45] yeah bachelor lifestyle oh shit you know he said he was going to
[00:16:49] when i met him uh he said he's going to solve lake
[00:16:52] yeah he's not he's on tour after he gets back from grace they should do a
[00:16:55] bachelor with stop that'd be funny mmm i i wanted to be
[00:17:01] i wanted to be a black bachelor did they had one already yeah but i feel like i
[00:17:05] could do it better just because like my relationship with my father is fucked
[00:17:10] up they need to have a Thai lady boy bachelor
[00:17:13] yeah it's a bunch of women competing for yeah like somebody looks like straight
[00:17:17] up a nail salon but they got like a fucking just
[00:17:23] is there like a little pencil skirt well i mean yeah actually
[00:17:28] like a football like a woman's just pretending i don't see it
[00:17:31] ball hanging out oh shit okay thank you for coming to
[00:17:35] the you will each get a rose and one of you will not get a rose
[00:17:41] we're going to go around the room and you're going to say what you rather
[00:17:44] about tt i think that tt is smart and she is
[00:17:50] so capable and tt is just smiling the fucking dicks just
[00:18:00] it was like a 27 inch dick just like girl just just pulling the pencil skirt
[00:18:05] down right there right there right there right there
[00:18:08] that right there is what i i listened to one episode of this fucking show
[00:18:13] because i had it seen dick in fucking three weeks
[00:18:16] that i thought about him doing a fucking impression
[00:18:19] and i like dropped my keys i'm trying to get into my apartment i was like
[00:18:22] fuck where is that fucking piece of shit yeah i was in China
[00:18:26] fuck you getting the vaccine with my soul brothers
[00:18:30] that's right me my chinese friends i'll get the shot
[00:18:33] he was doing that jackee chan open yeah that album sick
[00:18:37] people like the whole thing on the show really yeah
[00:18:42] outside of us driving that was a good day when we drove around
[00:18:45] that wasn't a cool yeah driving around china town
[00:18:48] this is this is interesting for people to listen to i have no i i don't give a
[00:18:52] fuck i guess yeah how this works is we cruise right through
[00:18:56] you don't respect the viewer the listener hey i respect him as much as
[00:18:59] anybody else what i hate is having any kind of
[00:19:02] fucking job or obligation and i like that this like i want to hear anything
[00:19:08] more about you should be grateful because i'm not going to
[00:19:14] and you can take it away from me and i won't care i will get i will continue to
[00:19:19] be as lazy every single station in life no matter
[00:19:23] what and i will never be great you guys do have the worst fucking fans
[00:19:28] i don't know who i'm gonna piss off my thing
[00:19:34] but it's like we'll be somewhere and somebody starts sucking animes dick
[00:19:39] and don't get me wrong i love animes been a great friend to me
[00:19:42] i love animes but like just like fandom is really a bear
[00:19:52] you know imagine like uh just in your in your room putting up like a poster
[00:19:58] of adam freeland above your bed being like yeah i really like adam
[00:20:04] he shit he shit himself this week that's that was
[00:20:07] that was his big bid is accidentally shitting himself i did that
[00:20:12] yeah i'm gonna shit myself now like actually though
[00:20:16] you know that you know it's something he's what's the story this story this
[00:20:19] story you told sorry but i know what you want about him going to your
[00:20:23] comic book he probably does i mean to a certain
[00:20:28] guy you know it's the joke to kind of shoot on adam
[00:20:31] but i do no no i do it when he's here yeah but also
[00:20:35] also it's like i don't shit on adam i love it i know i love adam too but adam
[00:20:38] is very he's he's on himself he's he's he's easy to
[00:20:42] you know but also like literally no like let's talk about him going to go in
[00:20:46] that that story was just objectively i don't think so
[00:20:48] weren't you that it was objectively funny i had to tell
[00:20:51] no we were at the bar and at the downstairs there's like a comedy
[00:20:56] uh what do you call it what comedy club yeah yeah
[00:20:58] i'm not in the comedy have you ever been there before i've ever been down the
[00:21:01] new york comedy club yeah and uh uh it was like midnight on like a saturday
[00:21:07] night and we're hanging out and ambs kind of guilty me because i've never seen
[00:21:10] him do comedy i was like like i don't know who posed it but he's like i could go
[00:21:14] down there and do a set and i was like you should i will
[00:21:18] watch it tonight if you bump somebody and
[00:21:22] and uh go up on go up on stage and he's like all right yeah dude so he goes
[00:21:26] downstairs and he's gone for like 45 minutes
[00:21:30] like trying to talk the host and into letting him into bumping somebody else
[00:21:35] oh my god and he's gone for so long you keep in mind adam does not work in your
[00:21:39] comedy oh my he's not like a regular comic there
[00:21:42] really he's trying to like gary side felt or something no
[00:21:45] so go with that stand out this happened and he's like i guess arguing with them
[00:21:49] being like at the show no no no no no no no no no
[00:21:53] he said they knew they knew about him he yeah oh he said they knew about it
[00:21:57] that's what he said he was the only witness but yeah they knew who he was
[00:22:01] and then they said no you can't bump anybody
[00:22:06] holy shit how long are you gonna this happen it was like a week ago no two
[00:22:12] week i don't know like i was gonna say i was gonna say like last week
[00:22:15] everything really showed he really showed yeah he really showed up he's
[00:22:18] very i mean you do either one of the nicest guys
[00:22:21] sweet dude sweetheart angel but it is so funny when somebody i mean i guess
[00:22:25] this happens a lot it's like you're most like reliable
[00:22:29] like just like trusting friends or just like a fucking corny
[00:22:33] shit you're saying that about adam right now for so
[00:22:36] corny he knows how like yeah i'm not i don't think that
[00:22:39] i never i love you you're not gonna listen he's not gonna listen to this
[00:22:43] shit oh he will fuck he will he's gonna find out that you guys
[00:22:47] run and he's gonna listen like he's like bunker listening
[00:22:51] yeah yeah on vacation i love you animatol love that's all i don't
[00:22:55] fucking give a shit i love everybody except for
[00:22:59] tumptown thing you guys do be making fools of yourselves that's
[00:23:05] embarrassing well yeah yeah speaking of making a fool out of yourself
[00:23:11] old the new m9 yeah we didn't finish that real piece of shit
[00:23:18] i saw that a net movie and that do you know what that is i didn't know what it
[00:23:21] was until he went was it like death man that i went with
[00:23:24] nosh it's the latest corrects movies the new no i didn't do corrects movie which
[00:23:28] is funny too because it's gonna be it's it's much like the one like
[00:23:32] clared and he made that fucking 824 movie and like everyone's like
[00:23:35] everyone i was trying to see but all the screens were sold out because everybody
[00:23:39] loves adam driver mmm because it's it's a musical with
[00:23:43] music from sparks and there's this weird like people think sparks are still good
[00:23:48] mmm they haven't done anything like tell us
[00:23:54] and hopefully you want to do like hopefully 60 seconds hopefully 40 minutes
[00:23:57] that would be great yeah yeah talk us through the plot yeah
[00:24:01] let's hear about annette explain it to me and then i'll misunderstand it to
[00:24:05] comedic effect you understand something when i watch a
[00:24:08] movie i'm zoning out like for most of it yeah so if you ever bring up a movie to
[00:24:13] me i've seen it does that so yeah i don't remember any of these things
[00:24:18] hmm and uh that goes long remember liking it
[00:24:22] um no it's bored but but yeah it came around but is it pretty at least
[00:24:28] no really i don't know who shoots his movies
[00:24:33] now let's go back to old how about you like that
[00:24:38] huh did you like that one yeah he did yeah you know 824 what's that stand for
[00:24:43] um it's just a bunch just a fucking letter and a
[00:24:48] fucking couple of numbers yes what's that having a
[00:24:50] a 20 it's they should call it fucking gay 24 yes
[00:24:54] okay because it doesn't make any sense it's wrong
[00:24:59] it's bad come town fans probably also huge 824 fans
[00:25:04] well maybe there's a 824 makes like everything yeah half of all movies
[00:25:09] because they killed Harvey why yes a minority i think was the last thing i
[00:25:13] saw i don't know that was an a 24 movie i don't know i've lost track i
[00:25:18] haven't fucking been keeping a minority i saw right when the quarantine
[00:25:21] ended i didn't like it what's this the green knight is that
[00:25:25] oh yeah what's green knight it's an 824 with the dude from uh
[00:25:31] slumdog millionaire i love breaking these things i
[00:25:38] every night shall i go no you shouldn't have night to
[00:25:42] every night shall yeah yeah i'm not i would love if they did that like on
[00:25:46] access hollywood they're like oh the latest from
[00:25:57] it's about uh uh an island with with an experimental beach that makes me
[00:26:02] below hosting access hollywood i don't know i'm thinking of sandy
[00:26:05] canyon the guy that reviews movies in the cast
[00:26:09] that guy i just came back from the movies and my dick is hard
[00:26:15] you know that guy right i have no idea what we're talking about you're in the
[00:26:19] cab the video comes on it it's sandy canyon and he's seen whatever the
[00:26:24] latest movie is and he just tells you like a one or two
[00:26:27] things about it it's like when i talk about movies i can't believe that people
[00:26:31] pay this motherfucker to do that anyways so this is like an i can think of one
[00:26:36] thing that's just as you do yeah yeah yeah yeah
[00:26:43] oh shit now the movie kind of fucks you up because
[00:26:48] you know you should spoil the ending right now because actually you can't do
[00:26:51] that that's that's that's just start happening more like but with his
[00:26:55] movie specifically everyone gets like up and they get up and they don't know
[00:26:58] the end there's no there's no that's the thing is you can't sport this
[00:27:02] is how shitty the movie is is that it's like you know exactly what it is the
[00:27:05] entire time they get all the on a mysterious vacation to an island in
[00:27:10] the beach makes them old and there's someone like watching the trailer but
[00:27:13] is there like something at the end of the movie
[00:27:14] watching them get a fucking police find out that they're like killing people
[00:27:18] on the beat i guess the thing is that they're doing it the
[00:27:21] age but they give them experimental medicine
[00:27:24] that and then they see if the medicine works because time moves faster
[00:27:28] i think it's so sad when people care about spoilers like that they actually
[00:27:32] care it's also funny to think about it's it's also funny to just like
[00:27:36] think that these people wrote this movie and you're watching a trailer of
[00:27:40] something like this ridiculous and you think you're watching the trailer
[00:27:43] you're thinking of yourself wow there's probably a really tightly
[00:27:46] sealed concise ending to this piece of shit this should be a movie it's called
[00:27:51] cold and it's a beach but it makes your pussy cold
[00:27:55] so these guys are going there and they're fucking their wife and they're like
[00:27:58] something's wrong i'd say and then it's a bunch of
[00:28:02] actors on the beach should being like my wife's was pussy was cold also
[00:28:06] i always was it was frigid there's got to be something in the rocks
[00:28:10] that's making their pussy cold and they have frost been
[00:28:13] was set why is there a camera on top of the hill
[00:28:16] do you think are they watching us with that camera
[00:28:20] is our cameras in old yeah there's a camera on the
[00:28:23] they're like watching them and it's for an experiment it sounds so
[00:28:26] it's fucking bad when they when they're when it's like lost
[00:28:30] i get i didn't watch lost no i mean i didn't watch it i mean but it's like
[00:28:33] that's the an island where weird stuff happens but then it's like all everything
[00:28:37] is like escape room you ever seen that blue lagoon
[00:28:40] uh with like brook shields isn't that what the
[00:28:43] oh shit what the young guys what it is right like hot young brook
[00:28:47] shoot i don't even know that i can say that i think she's under Asian that
[00:28:51] yeah we've called mold where it makes your pussy have mold
[00:28:55] and then chinese guys like uh yeah there's
[00:28:58] mold in my wife's pussy also the Chinese guy yeah that's he's one of the
[00:29:05] characters in the movie yeah they go to the beach there's
[00:29:10] it's like a european couple and they got two kids that's what this is kind of
[00:29:14] fucked me up and i might get in trouble for saying this
[00:29:17] mmm really yeah so there's kids in the movie and they age
[00:29:21] rather quickly right there's a scene where they they're 10-year-old daughter they
[00:29:24] look up it's pregnant and she's just dummy thick
[00:29:28] the the dawn is like hot but the actress is 21 but she's supposed to be 10
[00:29:33] so you're watching the movie and they have to act like a little kid like she's got
[00:29:36] this like ill-fitting bathing suit on and you're like i'm supposed to not just
[00:29:40] jack off in the middle of the fucking movie
[00:29:43] you expect me to not be off use what we know google this
[00:29:50] age is age and i suppose to find that is into like young people young people
[00:29:55] but dude like wrap his head around like
[00:29:57] but he's actually older now he fumbles his phone out of his pocket in the
[00:30:02] theater starts googling to make sure that she's of age during production i was
[00:30:06] wondering maybe at steven you can you can edit this for me yeah
[00:30:09] the scene from uh cape fear where the family's in the movie theater max katie
[00:30:14] is laughing yeah but yeah yeah but just then you
[00:30:18] edit into that the movie they're watching is the scene in i am sam
[00:30:22] where shan pen's trying to make the drinks at star box
[00:30:27] i still haven't seen i am saying oh really i have to watch it i was watching
[00:30:32] the the video well everybody everybody doesn't know
[00:30:35] steven looks like you look like looks like like shan pen like shan pen but
[00:30:41] geddy lee kind of shan pen but real quick we should mention that you want to go to
[00:30:44] get superleaf.com slash com town oh and use promo code com
[00:30:49] town and speciosa is pronounced speciosa
[00:30:53] and cradum is pronounced cray tom that's i do you have any that on you
[00:30:56] uh i do they have to tell me how to pronounce things in the
[00:31:00] that copy because i don't know how to read i'll do some of that on air if it helps
[00:31:04] you're like the bottom line oh he does certainly so
[00:31:12] steven some crayon yeah give me some look i got a fine it's in the carot we'll
[00:31:14] work that out in a minute you can finish your yeah
[00:31:17] crayon gives your whole body energy but for some people it's like coffee for
[00:31:21] your cock or your vagina if you're tired it does say
[00:31:27] really literally i it's this is like coffee for your cock or your
[00:31:33] what the fuck they send me this stuff just wait
[00:31:35] i'm like don't read the copy but you know like this is what we want
[00:31:39] we want you to say or whatever it says cock and vagina i know
[00:31:44] because i was doing a bad job just talking about my experience because it
[00:31:47] made it sound too depressing so i was like craydom is good it's
[00:31:51] a soul if you're a lot if you want to kill yourself yeah
[00:31:54] you fuck you you'd punch a craydom so they say they sent you new
[00:31:58] you watched you watch all of the grassy the next generation by yourself and
[00:32:02] they sent you new company who are they kidding that's
[00:32:05] exactly their fucking audience it's paint it's good for pain relief that's
[00:32:09] true it's like a little it's like a little like
[00:32:12] like it's like putting a percocet in the coffee which i don't know again i don't
[00:32:15] know if you're allowed to say that the withdrawal is
[00:32:18] grammatically i love the withdrawal folks
[00:32:22] medically it's not but that's kind of feeling it's a little it's like a little
[00:32:25] uh little like like a baby speedball like a speedball you give to your new
[00:32:29] boy do it every day for a couple weeks just stop you don't know what's in these
[00:32:32] fucking vaccines and you're taking those you might as well take craydom
[00:32:38] i can't promise it'll stop going to China i'm going to China to get the
[00:32:42] sign of vac sign of form vaccine i told you i did
[00:32:47] i flew on on chinese airline the planes all crashing into each other in the
[00:32:52] sky you okay you fly flying you go you fly in front now i go
[00:32:58] just honk this is a chinese airlines the only the only airline with the
[00:33:04] the planes have fucking horns all right if you're jerking off and developing a
[00:33:10] wrist injury and you need a little extra push to get the
[00:33:13] come town super specios is craydom yeah yeah
[00:33:17] huh oh yeah okay yeah no i go you go now i then my turn
[00:33:27] come easy and hard with craydom craydom is the secret supplement that influencers
[00:33:31] don't want you to know about why they're ordering it for them
[00:33:34] hoarding it for themselves it's a great pre-workout supplement that is
[00:33:38] al cosign on that that is nice do a little craydom and lift weights
[00:33:42] you've done that yeah because it's like my fucking joints hurt constantly
[00:33:47] it's good for pain relief yeah i come here and work out yeah if you want
[00:33:51] fuck i like you in here yeah there's like the first time we've ever
[00:33:54] really bothered coming over and paying nikovissi all right that's because if
[00:33:57] here's the thing if when a bitch comes over here i make them put a
[00:34:00] i make them put a paper towel down i make them put a paper towel down
[00:34:04] you get it that way the fair their pheromones
[00:34:08] don't get on my shit just string of the counter
[00:34:12] next was cat with no name it's a great one of
[00:34:16] big like i've been finding somebody to come sit down
[00:34:19] what a bitch yeah i don't let her get her for her
[00:34:22] pheromones on my shit so that doesn't ruin the
[00:34:25] energy the vibe in here the fun schway great comes in actually look at the
[00:34:31] question with the fun schway in here yeah these the plants you got here
[00:34:34] these eucalyptus eucalyptus when you had those like you went to a store
[00:34:39] yeah i don't know you bought them yeah and then you put them in make it sound
[00:34:43] like you live in a fucking dungeon we as eucalyptus in the last part
[00:34:48] it's very nice it is nice it's very nice it's a nice dungeon for a
[00:34:53] guys it's a nice place for guys it's very nice it's very cozy in it
[00:34:57] women come alive they got it they got to be in the kennel
[00:35:00] we got i got a special kennel i get out i got
[00:35:02] then and then you describe you describe also sleeping on the couch too
[00:35:06] and this couch is very good it's actually the kind of shitty to sleep
[00:35:09] really but i'll tell you what what makes it better is doing cradle all night
[00:35:14] rewatching thief um super special services
[00:35:18] is creative i did i did i did i did a bunch of those
[00:35:21] crazy nobody's doubting what you're about to say to bunch of this cradle and i
[00:35:24] watched fucking the assassin man movies well the assassination of jesse james
[00:35:28] by the faggard robert for uh probably three or four times
[00:35:33] which i might watch that again this week that might be i've never seen it i saw
[00:35:37] when it came out and it did nothing for me and then rewatching it again this year
[00:35:41] it's like i did my big one thief no no the assassination of the jesse james
[00:35:46] fuck that movie you know i can read it fucking movie i see i think it's
[00:35:50] underrated you don't like it i don't think you're right i have been
[00:35:54] reading it i've seen it several times yeah and it's like it's one of those
[00:35:57] things where people like oh it's one of those movies where everyone's like
[00:36:00] you got it you got to watch it's a magic who people say that so many people
[00:36:05] there's like there's like literally a sect of people who are like so deeply
[00:36:09] like ride for that movie but this might be like a fucking camera guide bullshit
[00:36:13] thing because it's i don't care about the fucking cinematography i don't
[00:36:16] like right like all aspects of it it's just it's one of those movies that i'm
[00:36:20] just like i don't fucking give a shit yeah i don't give a shit every batch of
[00:36:24] super speciosa has a QR code to scan and view the exact lab certificates
[00:36:30] that's pretty cool imagine if you could do that with people with people you hold
[00:36:33] your camera up it's like 96 percent you know only a matter of time you know
[00:36:37] 28 percent only a matter of all of the time yeah you would have a field day
[00:36:41] with that yeah i would love that yeah you know or had to have like a like a
[00:36:46] robotic life that's what fucking maybe can switch my vision it's like scanning
[00:36:51] yeah 75 percent zoom thing 28 percent softy stage isn't that way
[00:36:58] fucking dating apps do you know yeah terminator but he's racist this time
[00:37:05] if you'll erase the machines to go back in time of killing and kill all the
[00:37:12] like some guys are like one guy's like maybe we should just vaporize
[00:37:16] but he still he still checks all their their robots if they're they're Jewish
[00:37:20] they're robots are from the future maybe they're on to something
[00:37:24] maybe we'll let this is a knot it's clean up it's robots from the future
[00:37:29] maybe they have a better idea if you're not completely satisfied super
[00:37:33] speciosa will give you your money back so you go to super you go to you uh they
[00:37:37] want you to come again with unlimited use of their 20 percent off promo code
[00:37:41] promo code come town go to get superleaf.com
[00:37:44] slash come town for 20 percent off your entire order so you can just buy it
[00:37:50] and then just get rehund uh yeah that's how almost anything
[00:37:55] work i used to have a lot of the teenager i would just
[00:37:57] fucking complain the customer service to get free i mean that's like that that's
[00:38:00] like the whole hustle of being broke mmm yeah you can do that with the
[00:38:04] amazon you can do is you can do with that very last week everybody's doing it
[00:38:09] everyone's just but i don't even shop at amazon you used to be able to
[00:38:13] support con agra and get like free i remember like distinctly not working
[00:38:18] one time when i was a teenager because i tried to call like us i think
[00:38:22] and i guess they're at the time i don't know if it's different now but they're
[00:38:24] like corporate headquarters there's only like six people working there
[00:38:28] and i was like yeah i like uh cut my head like it
[00:38:31] i want a barrel of pretzels that's not thinking yet
[00:38:34] i have a go bag just a bag of chips because i was like oh you cut your hand
[00:38:39] out of your head i cut my hand opening the pretzel barrel and this is pretty i'm
[00:38:43] bleeding pretty bad here and they were like okay
[00:38:46] and i was like was there like a customer service department like i
[00:38:51] are a customer relations department they're like uh hold on
[00:38:55] and then i got transferred to somebody else and they were like yeah this is
[00:38:58] pam i'm like well yeah i cut my hand opening the pretzels
[00:39:02] and she was like so so what the fuck i'm like can i have free pretzels
[00:39:06] you want more of it more than they heard you i'll be
[00:39:09] careful this time they were like no oh no when i was like oh
[00:39:14] okay because usually it works yeah yeah yeah how many do you actually
[00:39:17] come to companies that you know of course no uh like they didn't do
[00:39:21] finally do it to us like this guy you like i i mean in an actuality probably no
[00:39:26] more than like five but yeah you get free if you call up you call up like
[00:39:31] orville redenbacher or tell them tell them that the uh the popcorn bag caught
[00:39:36] on fire in the microwave you get free you get free microwave popcorn
[00:39:42] okay this is the kind of stuff this is how elon musk got to worry
[00:39:46] if you want to be this is this is a baller's in the almaier's podcast
[00:39:50] these are the you know i wonder how what percentage of the listeners of the
[00:39:53] chile believe you were it's killing at a big spot it is sure you can
[00:39:59] that when i know for a fact call up call up it is true this this is how elon musk
[00:40:04] got started that's true if you want to call up amazon and say i want to speak
[00:40:10] the elon musk and don't take no for an answer
[00:40:14] if they tell you that that's a different company
[00:40:17] you say suck my dick i'm gonna fucking kill you and that is a real threat
[00:40:21] that is a real interstate suck you say suck my dick i'm gonna go to one of
[00:40:25] your back hold the fbi they fucking know me i work on their cover
[00:40:29] every year nine eleven that was my that was my team
[00:40:34] the seal team that seal team nine eleven
[00:40:38] do you have any advice on trying to get like
[00:40:42] free like Wi-Fi or bill like that's free Wi-Fi in the city okay fine i've
[00:40:47] heard that but like if you want to try to like like
[00:40:49] any idea how to get free Wi-Fi yes they have that
[00:40:53] all right i've heard about that but they have free wi-fi in the city
[00:40:57] so lay it lay in them have like some kind of yeah yeah i can't remember the name of
[00:41:00] it it's everything for free i guess i'd forgotten about that one but like
[00:41:03] lay somehow is literally a scam like your utility bill like con Edison
[00:41:07] i have no idea all right just lay it lay i don't want to finish it on
[00:41:11] lay is living a fake layo layo layo's like seems to be the type of person who
[00:41:15] is figured out how to like just kind of get everything in her life for like
[00:41:22] for like a pretty like with like reasonable to little as like
[00:41:26] little amount of work as possible yeah i really admire
[00:41:29] yeah like Donald a deal like Donald Trump
[00:41:33] although there was supposed to be criticism of him that people would be like
[00:41:36] he's not a billionaire he's actually he has no money at all and it's like well
[00:41:40] then he is a good deal if he's somehow the president and there's a million
[00:41:43] buildings with his name on and he doesn't have any money yeah like how do i do
[00:41:47] that that sounds like literally a worldwide class
[00:41:51] euro yeah how do i become that guy i want to be
[00:41:54] just as broken like all these poor people have several buildings even
[00:41:58] though he's 80 million dollars in debt yeah i'll be
[00:42:02] maybe 80 million dollars in debt no problem gaming the system if i get a
[00:42:06] live like Donald Trump kawomos out very funny
[00:42:09] that piece is funny he does it they had like a party in union square last night
[00:42:14] but it was all just like guys it was all like accelerating so
[00:42:18] pretty i saw this today like Staten Island people they were doing like a
[00:42:21] anti-mat or vaccine mandate thing at city hall
[00:42:25] and they went there and interviewed people and it's all just
[00:42:28] Tim Dillon in a wig over and over gosh it's all just fucking like
[00:42:32] they we had all firefighters who died in 9-11 and now you're saying that their
[00:42:38] family's got to take a vaccine get the fuck out of here what is that even
[00:42:43] i don't know it doesn't mean a lady actually said that's a
[00:42:46] day she goes she goes and now they want i got
[00:42:50] two words this lady this lady says she goes i got two words for build a
[00:43:00] there's just to stop herself from saying go fuck yourself to the news go screw
[00:43:04] also that it's two words the only numbers of people from Staten Island
[00:43:08] are nine oh yeah i quite like it i used to go to i used to go to
[00:43:18] Staten Island Yankees game oh nice it's really nice over there
[00:43:22] i'm like i'd be i'd probably be all crazy and fucked up and protected over
[00:43:26] if i live over there too if you like Staten Island yeah
[00:43:30] the hills are nice i like that stupid mall weird cultural output from
[00:43:35] yeah very weird routine clan peep game that's where it ends right
[00:43:43] uh uh uh uh uh inconvenient jokesters what the fuck is in
[00:43:48] a white and practical joke that's it right i have like
[00:43:51] i have like Alzheimer's now that's how i that's what i'm trying to get a
[00:43:55] guy that's how i feel i don't remember yeah but it's beyond not
[00:43:58] remembering i'm like fucking i'm like what's that place called sometimes you
[00:44:02] guys do it's not you both do this thing it's called o' Daniels
[00:44:06] and i'm thinking of McDonald's as a young person i have no
[00:44:08] memory sometimes you guys will look at me and i like
[00:44:11] people looking you guys are like are you still here nothing's going on are you
[00:44:16] i'm like i'm like you guys are dead you guys are dying
[00:44:20] and really like six years older than i'm a lot older than and it'll happen
[00:44:25] fucking overnight if you continue down the path that i've shown you
[00:44:29] oh shit by the way do you have any like booze in the house you don't you only
[00:44:33] have protein though it doesn't no no booze in the house just
[00:44:36] eggs and spinach i don't know if you kept some for all the
[00:44:38] guests you have even though i thought about doing that i thought about
[00:44:40] getting a nice little look you know what i was kind of like a little liquor
[00:44:42] shell throwing out this tv getting old console television retrofitting it
[00:44:46] and having like just a console television that would be i'm
[00:44:51] i fully support that idea and then in the cabinet you build a bar i
[00:44:54] fully support that i like tv you get drunk out i fully support that idea i'm
[00:44:58] not even fucking around if you do that you should i will
[00:45:01] fucking be over here yeah fucking that's so
[00:45:04] a little console tv that's so fucking fun yeah
[00:45:07] i love that shit that does us no good right now that doesn't win like a hose
[00:45:10] system that hangs out from the ceiling it's like
[00:45:13] sprite remix in it and it goes in every three and you can pull it down and just
[00:45:18] you get a little and it's on one of those like it's on one of those like swivel
[00:45:23] so you can kind of like pass it around yeah nobody
[00:45:28] at home sees what's going on right here there's really cute what me petting the
[00:45:30] cat yeah the cat with no name it's a cuddle very good cat
[00:45:34] very good cat she loves you she loves you she's very good
[00:45:38] well she has no choice nich she loved it i'll kill her other one
[00:45:43] i'm the only one that knows how to work the food she's really sweet it's it's
[00:45:47] adorable what i'm seeing yeah it's really nice i've heard you talk about this
[00:45:51] cat and past wow um pig the new that shit sucked oh did it
[00:45:58] it's fucking damn i thought you were doing i thought you were doing another
[00:46:01] vagina joke about old no i was gonna see it i don't know what pigs about but
[00:46:06] the obvious one to go with pig it's fucking porland people
[00:46:11] what is it what's the movie it's like fucking poor like
[00:46:14] don't know whatever it's just no whatever fucking people in
[00:46:18] porland are listening to this like fuck you it's just like fucking it's like
[00:46:22] foodie shit i want to do a movie like still water but it's about like a
[00:46:26] conservative father that has to go undercover and antifa to get his son's
[00:46:30] penis back it's like hardcore wait what happened was
[00:46:35] penis but it's like what son's like i'm getting my penis cut off and to
[00:46:44] i'm going to i'm going to say George Floyd by getting my penis cut off
[00:46:53] it's hardcore yeah he's like yeah i'm a fucking antifa guy
[00:46:58] antifa yeah i'm antifa i uh you're cutting dicks off around here
[00:47:05] let me ask you something you know where they keep the dicks after they cut them
[00:47:08] off i'm looking for one looks kind of like this
[00:47:13] looks like this but younger measure a younger version of this dick this one
[00:47:16] i'm looking at this one often has seen it is my daughter's penis i'm trying to
[00:47:20] get it back i understand this is the end of the
[00:47:24] movie i got your dick i'm taking you back to
[00:47:29] Wisconsin i'm staying here in jazz where i'm
[00:47:33] where i'm a generalissimo in the autonomous army of portland
[00:47:41] chance no no no no no it's not happening it's probably like six dudes six angry
[00:47:47] dudes somewhere saying we gotta keep jazz alive
[00:47:50] yeah that still was one of the funniest things ever of course
[00:47:53] they started because i'd have said it before remember we've never we
[00:47:57] remember the week that fucking people started protesting last year
[00:48:04] yeah we fucking asked you to meet the even hunter
[00:48:10] bonding over like like breakup depression that's never happened to me
[00:48:15] playing playing playing a game called truth or consequence it's never
[00:48:20] happened to me in his living room and like crying
[00:48:22] truth or consequence never happened to me what is that it's like truth or dare
[00:48:26] but it's like i mean you tell you ask the question if you tell the truth or
[00:48:29] there will be consequences that was not me
[00:48:32] and we're playing this game or we're getting fucked up
[00:48:36] obliterated crying hunters like looking at us like what are you
[00:48:39] that sounds like a really fun night oh it was fantastic it was fucking
[00:48:43] incredible guys hanging out crying incredible playing our own special
[00:48:49] your finger own card game that we made up
[00:48:51] even they were crying yeah and the average age at this hang is 41 years old
[00:48:56] hahahaha we wake up the next morning we wake up the next morning
[00:49:02] we wake up the next morning and through a series of texts of the fucking
[00:49:07] protests and i was like damn no yeah i think when i truly dropped out
[00:49:14] the tears off of my face i truly dropped out of society was when the pandemic
[00:49:17] started and i was biking around and i went through the
[00:49:21] the affluent area Williamsburg which is like by the water
[00:49:24] where it's all just like Germans like rich German children and like rich
[00:49:28] Spanish people and they're all clapping at five o'clock for the
[00:49:32] essential workers and i was like this fucking sucks
[00:49:36] just like somebody was blasting the new york new york out their window
[00:49:42] and yeah really just nauseating actually yeah
[00:49:47] oh they have to clap but oh fuck the workers no that was like
[00:49:52] oh new york okay when i say this though it's like it's like oh like i
[00:49:55] loved quarantine all this shit it's like those aspects of
[00:49:58] the protesting i fucking hate it i hate it every single person
[00:50:04] every like ny u fucking kyro being like oh yeah black lives matter i'm like
[00:50:09] you don't fucking give a shit black lives matter yeah
[00:50:15] yeah that's why you were bullying that black girl at the party the other day
[00:50:19] who like looked at you the wrong way or some shit you know how dare you
[00:50:24] fucking and then the and then the like like with clapping
[00:50:29] yeah the five or whatever what is it yeah five o'clock three five seven
[00:50:33] the essential workers there wasn't happening at bed style
[00:50:36] yeah no you could you could hear it you could hear it yeah
[00:50:39] there was one street the head going on there's no one they did it for like
[00:50:42] an hour two years they did it for like another five years they're still doing
[00:50:46] it it's sad now i'm gonna move to Staten Island i'm gonna get up
[00:50:49] it's three a.m the clap for the garbage man
[00:50:55] that the wheel fucking you the only one's left
[00:50:59] it's so funny i like culturally that's so important it's being a garbage man
[00:51:04] those are like prized jobs my drug dealer was a garbage man
[00:51:07] really oh shit was and now he's drug doing he's no longer with us
[00:51:12] oh rp yeah be like because department of sanitation has their own cops too
[00:51:17] yeah and there's nothing really yeah department of sanitation cops and those
[00:51:22] guys mean business this is adorable the cat the cat still
[00:51:25] she wants to be on the pod yes meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
[00:51:33] sssssssssssssssss ha ha ha ha ha the visuals and
[00:51:43] say this is an example where radio doesn't really you know yeah
[00:51:46] i mean doesn't translate actually doesn't translate actually i mean yeah like
[00:51:50] well like most radiations now they have like a video component right
[00:51:54] yeah it's like joe rogan and stuff he's in a lot of trouble this week
[00:51:58] what he do he said in the vaccines cause down syndrome
[00:52:02] i think i don't know do you know i might be miss that that that that that that
[00:52:08] but that the substance of it is there is that the back if you get vaccinated
[00:52:12] will cause down syndrome in in in in your off
[00:52:17] and not only should and look i'm all for freedom of speech but you're going to
[00:52:21] be sodomized in prison for those things that he said he shouldn't be allowed
[00:52:24] to say that canceling doesn't exist but i am lying about what your
[00:52:31] rogan said drawing attention to it in the hopes
[00:52:36] that he'll lose his job uh-huh but if that happens it's uh
[00:52:41] it's not there's no one the one relationship between what i did
[00:52:51] another show i've never listened to you know i didn't i dated a girl that would
[00:52:55] put it on all the time because i don't listen to any podcast
[00:52:59] but uh like it would just be on like while we're going to sleep and that's
[00:53:03] what you want to do is date a girl that you put it in
[00:53:06] yeah all right that's true i've never done that
[00:53:09] they keep tricking me these women they make me take the joe rogan show
[00:53:12] they tell me they're all waiting for marriage
[00:53:15] and then i come to find out that they fucked everyone that i know
[00:53:19] and make every time i get made with that trick uh-huh
[00:53:23] yeah i hate when you're like seeing a girl and you find out that she's not
[00:53:27] a virgin it makes me want to kill them yeah that's the worst
[00:53:31] shit in the world it makes me want to take a little
[00:53:34] a little ball peen hammer and just while they're sleeping just
[00:53:39] just cave in the front of their skull after they tell you you play it cool
[00:53:43] yeah and then they go to sleep oh yeah i don't care about that at all
[00:53:46] i'm one of these new type of guys if you throw your do it i'm only a way that
[00:53:50] you put it out to the end of the guy's so i don't really care about that kind of
[00:53:54] stuff hello hardware store i'd like you to deliver a
[00:53:59] hammer to my house please i'm a i'm a i'm a general contractor understood
[00:54:05] and my my name's Richard understood Richard and my paying cash
[00:54:12] untraceable cash for the hammer that i need to do construction
[00:54:19] with in the middle of the night yeah and that's how you get away with
[00:54:30] this seems like a good episode huh this seems like a good episode you know
[00:54:33] to be honest with you this is about average
[00:54:37] uh this is like just about how this show goes i can't believe i can't
[00:54:42] not believe this is how you guys make money
[00:54:45] yeah this is fucking fucked up why just because i see
[00:54:51] you know how much i work for the money i make you know it to be fair to be fair
[00:54:55] it's not even like it's not even again but again again i'm not
[00:54:58] shooting on ad i'm not shooting on ad i'm two hundred years ago you could just
[00:55:01] you would out own like you would just have a fucking giant farm
[00:55:06] you had slaves that did everything uh-huh and you didn't have to do
[00:55:10] shit uh-huh except you know try to which is also crazy and cool
[00:55:15] that's cool and crazy which is why i say is like i see like i hang out with
[00:55:21] Adam you walker i see him more than you yeah
[00:55:25] and like we're walking around doing anything and i'm like i'm like
[00:55:29] like bitching to him about some shit going on in my life right
[00:55:33] and he's like oh like they'll be like a day out of the week where he's like
[00:55:37] i can't meet up today i gotta work he does he call it that he calls it
[00:55:41] working i don't yeah yes yes and i'm just like
[00:55:45] okay i do my job and i think about this and i think about and i went to go see
[00:55:49] you guys a show or whatever and i was like oh it was nice
[00:55:52] it was nice to like see you guys do what you do or whatever not you because
[00:55:56] you're in fucking china apparently yeah i was in china uh-huh
[00:56:00] and uh-huh shout out to to Chen Weihua who said it all up
[00:56:03] and here we're i'm like i'm like doing this right now
[00:56:10] and it pisses me off and now i have to kick out like i gotta be honestly
[00:56:14] doing it i'm i'm terrible at this and i haven't
[00:56:17] new found respect for you guys i think it is actual work no it's not work
[00:56:21] this is to be to be good at it i think it's actual work to be good at it yet
[00:56:25] Tom the thing that's nice about broadcasting is you're really you can
[00:56:29] you can have you can have like a fucking dog shit
[00:56:31] bad image we can do a million bad episodes
[00:56:37] yeah and then once every once in a while
[00:56:40] there's one that is at least an hour long
[00:56:44] and then that's that's where uh-huh the putting the proof something how long are
[00:56:49] we at right now huh we're almost done oh we're almost done here guys if you
[00:56:54] really have to make it if you're you're saying what the
[00:56:57] fuck is this where's stop me baby where's stavey baby oh you're talking to the
[00:57:03] our the audience if they're saying if they're if they're
[00:57:06] where you can go to patreon like the i know and like
[00:57:10] slag pay for it take a paper rolls spature that kind of not only
[00:57:14] it's five dollars a month there's a backlog of three years of this
[00:57:18] bullshit oh my god and you get an extra episode
[00:57:21] every weekend you can also go to come dot town
[00:57:25] and buy a shirt to have delivered to your mom's house
[00:57:31] where do where do you ship those out of do you have the
[00:57:34] the stock the shop is in uh albany so they print everything i used to do it
[00:57:39] myself but but too many fans no i was just i mean it was brutal i was like
[00:57:44] yeah i would release something and i had to do like a limited order
[00:57:47] yeah but i would order like 1500 shirts and i mean i guess it's good it's a
[00:57:51] stupid thing to complain about but i put them up for sale and they sell
[00:57:53] out immediately and then i would have to literally waking up at like five a.m
[00:57:58] and then printing out like packing and and so that's the work until
[00:58:04] well when i did it and then that was the work of it all yeah and then it would
[00:58:08] be it would be like bell to bell every day for like
[00:58:12] like two weeks straight which is fine you know because you make a money and then
[00:58:16] it's not if you own if you don't have a boss it doesn't really feel like work
[00:58:20] sure yeah it's just the most adorable thing to catch something right now
[00:58:24] doing anything i feel like i'm working and i think right now i'm i think right
[00:58:29] now my life is like school because i think i like what i do
[00:58:34] genuinely yeah but uh um yeah work is terrible
[00:58:39] mm-hmm work is terrible i mean as much as i have been cheating on your friends
[00:58:44] that is sick that you can post a fucking t-shirt
[00:58:48] and what do you have against them um nothing
[00:58:54] i just think they received it i don't know anything against anybody you
[00:58:59] know it's funny i say that and i really i have no idea
[00:59:02] i just assume there was only one guy that we ever really spent any time with
[00:59:08] and uh he was like a really like i genuinely a very like
[00:59:12] cool person and he died of fucking cancer so i'm assuming
[00:59:17] that that was that was the only one and then the rest of me
[00:59:22] and it should have been the rest of them that got cancer
[00:59:24] exactly i i know one fan of yours he's a great guy
[00:59:28] who a friend of mine who is it mark hamill he's a doctor
[00:59:33] dan if you're listening oh damn how you doing how you doing
[00:59:36] Dan's doctor Dan's doctor you mean dan did you mean dan
[00:59:39] breast implants or breast implants yeah he's fucking sick yeah he's great we
[00:59:45] like it's funny it's weird that that's that's all you do
[00:59:49] if you're a titty sir because it seems like something that regular doctors
[00:59:52] would do on the side just to pay off their like on the
[00:59:55] on to pay off like the head of the school that doctor works
[00:59:59] yeah doctors just get to side doctor hustles i would do that shit
[01:00:03] yeah if i was a doctor i'd be doing like uh if you knew how the general
[01:00:07] shit work you just go and be like yeah i'll do a surgery
[01:00:10] yeah you'd go on your day off to uh do a boob a boob surgery you know it was
[01:00:16] it was crazy that i would asian women used to get us
[01:00:21] asian women used to get eyelid surgery back in like the late 80s early 90s
[01:00:25] you remember that uh i wasn't ever what what did you say i was that was
[01:00:29] the thing is i remember that as a kid i would hear about it or people
[01:00:32] getting eyelids i never saw anyone actually what happens to your eye
[01:00:36] well they make that they give them like like white people
[01:00:40] so that they can be on the news oh yeah i miss that they can be on the news
[01:00:46] are there like prominent news broadcast you got that surgery
[01:00:50] um i well i'm trying i'm going to look it up now china because there's got to be
[01:00:53] like like like a date line host who had that surgery or some
[01:00:57] shit well i'm going to get now but i feel like cultures finally come the
[01:01:02] other way because i've often said you're going to get asianized yeah i would
[01:01:05] never i would never trade uh any race but now
[01:01:08] korean maybe i want to be ethically korean with chinese nationality
[01:01:15] how is that uh well first of all everything with
[01:01:19] the west's loss is going over the east china is going to be the superpower
[01:01:23] look at what the culturally within asia korea's number one
[01:01:28] so you go korean ethnicity be a han national it be a han
[01:01:34] han nationalism sympathetic korean communist in china
[01:01:40] and that's uh that's as they say that there's the ticket
[01:01:47] you don't have to laugh that's the sweet side i found i found it here we go
[01:01:52] you don't have to laugh yes yes yeah yeah yeah
[01:01:57] i knew that shit yeah and what you see what i always you see what i mean when i say
[01:02:03] so you can be on the news that's wild because it's wild because
[01:02:07] her face before looks dramatically different
[01:02:13] yeah better in 2007 tyra banks invited lit oh man no
[01:02:17] no comment i just suddenly remember the tyra bank show
[01:02:20] i wish i could i wish they would she's a wild motherfucker her show is hilarious
[01:02:24] her show is crazy like crazier than like
[01:02:26] she's because tyra banks is uh she's like a sociopath she's a fucking horrific
[01:02:30] you watch fucking uh you watch america's next um i watched the first season
[01:02:34] crazy show but i got out of reality tell me after jersey show i was like i can't
[01:02:38] do this anymore you never watch keeping over the
[01:02:40] Kardashians no never oh so fun um never so i love that
[01:02:44] thanks to dude banks invited liz a chinese american one on our show
[01:02:48] to talk about her double eyelid surgery banks accused her guest of ethnic
[01:02:51] tweaking to make herself look wide-eyed and Caucasian
[01:02:54] wait despite lizzes prior they call they call us wide-eyed
[01:02:58] despite lizzes prior they call us small eyes from drooping
[01:03:03] then there is the infamous story of julan chan in the 90s
[01:03:06] the chinese american television personality who went double
[01:03:08] underwent double eyelid surgery after boston she'd never make it as a top
[01:03:11] news anchor because her eyes made her look too
[01:03:13] disinterested and because she was chinese i was disinterested because her eyes
[01:03:18] made her look people just too kind of interested and and because she's
[01:03:21] chinese i don't think they should have written that that should have been a
[01:03:26] right right just apper brooks like actually but maybe you could maybe you
[01:03:31] could make your eyes less chinese that's actually that's actually
[01:03:34] no i'm just saying all jones have a great plot line for that lots of
[01:03:38] people have different kind of eyes you have one Jewish impression
[01:03:41] well that's apper brooks that's what he sounds like but but but
[01:03:46] i think you have beautiful eyes they could just be beautiful or
[01:03:49] even people don't look disinterested yeah they don't
[01:03:53] then i'll take the i was particularly interested
[01:03:56] suspicious suspicious suspicious well boys it's been a real one
[01:04:02] you don't want to keep going we got me we're just getting into the groove
[01:04:06] that's what you got to say at the end yeah i kind of have i i just need to
[01:04:09] piss i have to piss you that's why the show and we
[01:04:13] couldn't ever i tell you every week we could do the show for six hours but i
[01:04:17] got a piss stop has to i want to hold the i want to do the longest show
[01:04:20] adam has to uh record for the longest and i have to get ready for the
[01:04:24] work next week let's go let's prepare himself for his
[01:04:28] uh whatever you're the boss man you're the boss man
[01:04:31] i think uh you guys uh we'll be back with the regi regularly
[01:04:35] schedule regularly pre-recorded episodes from a month and a half ago
[01:04:40] next week and then the show will resume its normal
[01:04:44] sexual programming sexualized programming on
[01:04:49] september whatever the first weekend fucking september it's been an absolute
[01:04:54] pleasure thanks for doing it guys and then we'll uh let's
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