Cum Town | Regular | 08/18/2021
[00:00:00] Good afternoon. My name is Adam Steen Friedlandberg. I'm the actor that plays Adam Friedland on the podcast
[00:00:08] Come Town. And I'd like to talk to you for a second about this show, what it means to you and your family and how you can support it.
[00:00:18] If you visit patreon.com slash comtown, you can get an extra episode every week featuring me, Star Rose, and the other guy.
[00:00:33] Thank you very much, folks. Adam Steen Friedlandberg.
[00:00:37] You said it by the time you got into character Adam Steen?
[00:00:43] You know, I know we're doing the podcast, but you really are a master of the craft.
[00:00:46] You are. You're a really good actor, Adam.
[00:00:49] I don't know what is causing this merit to be showered on to me, but...
[00:00:56] The way you plug the patreon there was great.
[00:01:01] If you want to talk about it further, well, I...
[00:01:05] The fuel was that calm little power turds.
[00:01:11] Yes, sorry, Adam. I was going to give you some, but I let too many get into Nick's hand.
[00:01:15] And you know, once he has him in his hands, he can't take him back from him.
[00:01:20] Whatever reason I just remembered that...
[00:01:23] I'll never forget, it seared into my memory.
[00:01:26] It was when I was a temporary seasonal employee at GameStop.
[00:01:31] And the assistant manager called every...
[00:01:33] You could smoke cigarettes out on the loading dock.
[00:01:36] And it was like either at the end of the day or the beginning of the day,
[00:01:38] whatever it was, me and the three other people that have a shift that day.
[00:01:42] So he's just a manager, manager, and then...
[00:01:45] It'd be like two guys like me that are just retail employees.
[00:01:49] And the manager is listing stores and the sales numbers.
[00:01:54] And he's like, and we... Number 5283, he's like, this holiday season,
[00:02:08] We didn't do it. We didn't... We're not still.
[00:02:12] And the assistant manager, he's smoking a cigarette.
[00:02:15] And as the guy reads the number out, he's like...
[00:02:19] And he closes his eyes and he shakes his head.
[00:02:33] I mean, even pretending that we're salespeople is...
[00:02:38] Yeah, you're just in a good location and a good video game came out.
[00:02:47] Where did you work at GameStop where you're on the register on the floor?
[00:02:55] You put stuff back on the shelf, you ring people up.
[00:02:57] Which is also all the assistant managers do also.
[00:03:01] And the assistant managers also tell children they're not allowed to buy them rated games.
[00:03:08] You call them the fat guy with the fucking...
[00:03:10] They do all the same work when they get all the pussy.
[00:03:15] Everybody's talking about the dark web.
[00:03:39] The man if I give you a penisade, you smooch.
[00:04:02] I'm using a really, really powerful microscope.
[00:04:05] Adam's shaped lipstick on my cock again.
[00:04:24] Is it hard to get in with all the jizz everywhere?
[00:04:27] And that's what he gets for saying Mark Webb is a real guy.
[00:04:44] I was just a comic that's on the show tonight.
[00:04:54] Oh, you weren't looking at that, were you?
[00:05:00] I'm standing in line of fucking getting out of night and I got a home.
[00:05:07] He's also an American football player for the Los Angeles Chargers.
[00:05:10] By the way, you have the hook to your name, Daddy.
[00:05:32] We talked about one time about like not going into work so you can smoke weed and listen to Danny California.
[00:05:45] It's been too long since the new peps dropped.
[00:05:52] I remember when my friend, Order Papa John, my friend came over to my house because he didn't have cable to watch the scar tissue video.
[00:06:01] Because that was a big return for the peps.
[00:06:07] TRL was still around during scar tissue.
[00:06:09] In case people get mad about the eating noises, I'll have you know it's a baguette.
[00:06:20] I remember in the video, they're all injured and their guitars are like broken and stuff.
[00:06:30] There's a cool moment where they use the spot.
[00:06:33] They started the bands being naked sort of thing.
[00:06:44] They all took their clothes off the protest and it's like, son, I can't remember what it is now, but it's like one of those like...
[00:06:50] You know, like a save cone-y kind of thing.
[00:06:56] All of exons, they got a new mine in Kenya.
[00:07:01] And then we're going to all just stare at it.
[00:07:09] Their cocks were nothing compared to the peps.
[00:07:15] The peps have some of the nicest cocks and...
[00:07:22] For Chauncey's cock probably tastes good.
[00:07:36] Yeah, none of them, but then I forget the name of the drum...
[00:07:44] Their dicks really were out there, huh?
[00:07:46] And they didn't shave their pubes really.
[00:07:50] Morello, and who's the guy or the other guy?
[00:08:00] Yeah, that guy's dick is not looking too fresh.
[00:08:12] He's like, I cannot give up an optical inch.
[00:08:21] He's trying to fool it with perspective.
[00:08:41] He thinks he's really gay of us to do this.
[00:08:44] He's like, or how about we do fool-y gay shit
[00:08:49] They're wearing masks, so they're protesting the vaccine.
[00:09:07] Tim Comerford is a guy with a little dick in my hot cholera.
[00:09:11] Tim Comerford, Mark Webb, those boys were playing.
[00:09:16] Comerford remembers being embarrassed by the sight of his penis,
[00:09:18] which he describes as looking like half a roll of nickels.
[00:09:29] I was trying to fluff things up to get the blood flow to happen,
[00:09:39] We were on the main stage, and we were the first band on.
[00:09:43] It was right when people started to know us and like us in America.
[00:09:48] We went on stage and it was back when Tipper Gore,
[00:09:50] Al Gore's wife had just started the PMRC to spearhead the parental advisory stickers.
[00:09:58] It was about, yeah, they were against the parental advisory stickers.
[00:10:03] So they lost that one and they showed their list.
[00:10:05] Not only, which, like, in a roundabout way, by protesting this,
[00:10:10] they're actually protesting the Black Lives Matter movement,
[00:10:13] making money off the sales of T-shirts that lean heavily on that,
[00:10:19] And they were moving straight out of common.
[00:10:26] Yeah, the spirit of the parental advisory stickers that they, to this day, put on records.
[00:10:34] Dude, I would not be showing my cockafos in.
[00:10:42] ... doing a follow-up interview about how small we were...
[00:10:47] turned completely around with his arms crossed.
[00:10:50] And so everyone's just looking at his ass.
[00:10:57] If I were him, I would have gotten a fake cock.
[00:10:59] Yeah, we were like, we shouldn't play this show.
[00:11:02] What we did is just go on stage with our instruments
[00:11:04] and then lean them back in, see amplifiers,
[00:11:06] let them feed back and do it all naked.
[00:11:11] Each guy had a different letter on his chest.
[00:11:18] The little do they know we weren't playing,
[00:11:23] After 10 minutes of, man, it's really hard for me
[00:11:29] You're eating up a nice amount of time.
[00:11:31] After 10 minutes of standing there naked,
[00:11:35] what started as cheers turned into bottle throwing.
[00:11:43] And then finally my dick, and it's sort of like that story,
[00:11:55] remember there being a crossover between the little engine
[00:12:09] Yeah, because you watched like Hanukkah movies.
[00:12:14] They had a fucking job and worked for a little.
[00:12:23] The Velveteen Rabbit's a story about a little kid
[00:12:25] that gets like tuberculosis, so they have to burn all
[00:12:30] And the Velveteen Rabbit doesn't want to get burned.
[00:12:34] but then the little boy doesn't recognize the rabbit anymore.
[00:12:41] In the 1980s, I could be like, I'm a child storyist.
[00:12:46] This one is about teddy bear that's gay.
[00:12:59] It's a little girl, and her legs get cut off by a trolley car,
[00:13:08] And so she has to be dragged around on the string.
[00:13:12] And they go to the string store to buy it.
[00:13:16] And all of the good strings were used up on fat,
[00:13:21] her children, and they had to be dragged around.
[00:13:23] Why do we have to bring fat children up?
[00:13:33] said, do you have perhaps a tiny string from my legless gimp
[00:13:42] She lost her legs in a trolley accident, you see.
[00:13:46] And they say, yes, we've got a little bitch string.
[00:13:52] And the string, it's called the bitch string.
[00:13:57] Oh, now I can finally have a job he's drunk, too.
[00:14:04] The string's been getting drunk off of ether.
[00:14:11] Were there just like they were all they were in the same book?
[00:14:17] The train brings the velveteen rabbit somewhere.
[00:14:22] And so this is what I mean is, do you remember?
[00:14:30] In fact, there's part of the come town.
[00:15:01] That's why it made me such a sensitive soul.
[00:15:04] You are one of the most sensitive souls I know.
[00:15:11] So stuff rabbit is a son from velveteen.
[00:15:14] He's given the Christmas present to a small boy.
[00:15:23] But one night, the boy's nanny gives the rabbit
[00:15:28] And the rabbit becomes the boy's favorite toy.
[00:15:38] Enjoying picnics with him in the spring.
[00:15:39] And the boy regards the rabbit as real.
[00:15:41] Time passes and the rabbit becomes shabbier but happy.
[00:15:46] And it meets some real rabbits in the summer.
[00:15:48] And they learn that the velveteen rabbit cannot hop as they do.
[00:15:51] And they say that he's not a real rabbit.
[00:15:59] And the rabbit sits with him as he recovers.
[00:16:02] The doctor orders that the boy should be taken to the seaside
[00:16:05] and that his room should be disinfected.
[00:16:13] The rabbit is bundled into a sack and left out
[00:16:16] in the garden overnight where he reflects sadly
[00:16:23] He's on death row thinking about the good times.
[00:16:32] And the real tear drops to the ground on the marmancy.
[00:16:35] This is where I don't remember this part.
[00:16:37] I just remember the story ending with the rabbit being burned
[00:16:43] Well, I read all of this in Dr. Feldstein's book
[00:16:48] of children's stories for boys with emotional problems.
[00:16:52] I modified children's stories for boys with emotional disabilities.
[00:16:58] Very steps out on the flower and conference
[00:17:01] That would be the so-the-adversion, I guess, is the story.
[00:17:08] The little boy loses his rabbit because he has a disease,
[00:17:15] And so they burn all of his toys to punishment.
[00:17:21] And so they feed the rabbit nuclear tea to poison him.
[00:17:28] They send him to irradiate the tea to kill him for trying
[00:17:36] And he becomes a sex slave for a closeted homosexual
[00:17:59] The rabbit's been in the closet in the boy's closet
[00:18:02] for years because the boy got too old for toys.
[00:18:06] And then one day the boy turns 12 and discovers there's
[00:18:09] a hole in the rabbit that he can stick his cock at.
[00:18:19] Imagine if you could put a pocket pussy in the rabbit's
[00:18:24] I just had a fun picture to draw, which I guess
[00:18:27] It is just like a man bent over and you see his ass
[00:18:32] It's just a boot with Andy written on the line.
[00:18:34] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
[00:19:30] The more you stop expecting anything out of...
[00:19:43] I'm just him jumping off the bed post trying to fly. Yeah, that's not being gay. It's falling
[00:19:54] onto a dick accidentally. You just sound bitter Woody because Andy hasn't shoved you
[00:20:01] up his ass. And he's been fucking a stuffed rabbit for 12 weeks. And I heard he's HIV
[00:20:08] positive. They're gonna burn all of us. Oh, no. That's a good reboot.
[00:20:13] Mm hmm. Toy Story 6. That's really sad. How about Joe Koi's story? Okay. And it's Joe
[00:20:20] Koi in his home where he likes to pretend to be a 12 year old boy. Okay. And it's all
[00:20:25] of his toys. Which kind of stuff. What's Andy and Woody and Buzz and on them, but because
[00:20:30] they're Joe Koi's toys. They speak Chinese. Yeah. Joe Wang Lo Bao wear my boots. Oh,
[00:20:41] there's no word for me. They were sandals. They were blocks of wood. No, that's Japan.
[00:20:50] Oh, Eddie. Which by the way, I never understood that. Why are those their flip flops? They
[00:20:56] seem really impractical. Seems really uncomfortable. Very hard to walk in as well. And as a people
[00:21:04] that knows all about a bunch of different options. Find out exactly what he did at his
[00:21:09] bluetooth.com. Oh, really? So you want to go to bluetooth.com and go Japanese. There's
[00:21:14] gonna be a bunch of sub sub fucking Adam, aren't you telling websites? If you love sex, you'll
[00:21:21] love bluetooth.com. Yes, sir. And so me personally, I love bluetooth.com. I don't know about you
[00:21:27] guys. I love bluetooth.com as a man who loves sex. What about you? He doesn't like sex.
[00:21:34] Anyway, so he's not a big guy. He's not big on sex. He's not big on yet. Even though he
[00:21:39] even still he loves bluetooth. I love you. I love you in my penis. He loves getting his
[00:21:45] dick hard Brazilian style. bluetooth.com is the best place on the internet to find premium
[00:21:51] chewables. Premium chewable cock tablets. Cock tablets that get your cock hard. Make your
[00:21:58] cock stiff as a fucking Eric. The cock tablet twins. Yep. Yeah. Fuck, I don't know one of
[00:22:04] their songs. So if you listen, we've all been there folks. Our cocks can't get hard.
[00:22:26] Maybe you're fat as shit. Maybe you're closeted homosexual. Maybe you're a Jewish man with
[00:22:31] not enough iron in his system to get a dick hard. Anemia. Anemic Jewish man. Crawl 92 damage.
[00:22:39] Whatever your issue. Maybe it's these damn cell phones that were putting in our damn
[00:22:43] pockets that are near our cocks and our balls to infinity. Nick is sitting this adri-dock
[00:22:52] because he's laughing about to infinity. The point is whatever your issue is. He's moving
[00:23:02] his fucking his hands on his hips. Yeah. I'm gay. And I'm gay. And I'm gay. And I'm
[00:23:10] like that's cool. Buzz. No one really cares. I'm gay. It's just on his little box and he
[00:23:16] loves it. Anyway, no in person doctor. None of that shit. None of that. You don't need
[00:23:29] to go to the doctor in person. Yeah. Which sucks. Sucks. Telling a dog. One time I tried
[00:23:35] when I was younger, I tried to get a doctor to get me dick pills. And I had to look him
[00:23:40] in the eye and I had to say I think something was wrong. I pissed too much. Here's what I
[00:23:48] tried to say. I tried to say I pissed too much. I read somewhere on the internet. That's good
[00:23:54] joke, right? What does Italian man? I said I read on the internet. If you give me dick
[00:24:03] pills, it'll fix my the reason I pissed too much. And he looked at me. He knew I was lying
[00:24:08] but he was a fucking user bro. And he was like you know what man? He's like I'll give you
[00:24:14] these but he was like listen. It's psychological. That's what he told me. Well listen, that
[00:24:20] sounds like a cool in person doctor visit. And I got off lucky. Not a lot of people are
[00:24:25] going to have a cool Italian man. For most of the time it's going to give you coke pills.
[00:24:28] No questions asked. And he knew you could really use them as Tim Copperfield from audio
[00:24:36] ground. That's right. With his little ass dick. Yeah. If you're if you're a fucking if you're
[00:24:43] the bass. Is he bass player? Bass player. What the hell is bass? It's just a guitar
[00:24:49] with a guitar. They got less strings on it. Yeah lower. How the fuck is this? That doesn't
[00:24:55] there's no other type of type of like art that's like that like a group of imagine a group of
[00:24:59] three guys that do something else and one of them just does a shitty or he just sucks.
[00:25:04] You know what I mean? So it doesn't he's got the tiniest dick in the group. Right. What
[00:25:10] are you talking about? And he does for wants to do the cool protests. Yeah. He never wants
[00:25:15] to do any of the cool anti Nancy anti vaccine anti vaccine protests. But listen, yeah, you
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[00:25:40] patient. Yeah. That's right. You're free first order free. You only pay slipping and that's
[00:25:45] slipping your cock. When you slip your hard cock into a pussy go ahead and do the problem
[00:25:49] free or an asshole or a mouth the slipper room. Yeah. That's what I do every time I slide
[00:25:54] into a hot pussy as I say, it's time to pay the piper. You know, and that's me. And her
[00:26:02] sex is the payment. Her surplus. You getting a couple pumps. That's my three pumps. That's
[00:26:09] all the fewest pumps you've ever come in. Oh, Adam? Yeah, two. How do you just know that
[00:26:17] off? Is that go go by system of go pros? That were drownies by. Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty
[00:26:35] cool that go. How many how many pumps for you stuff? You know, one time with this fucking
[00:26:40] insane girl with huge tits that had like, she had like ferrets or some weird shit. So
[00:26:47] we're rooms like. You smell bad. It's like a pet store. You're like covered in rats.
[00:26:52] The crawling all of you two pumps. When you're so fast and I didn't even predict like this
[00:27:00] moment. We need to start being proud of this. It was in like, it was in like a weird like
[00:27:05] I'm proud of you. It was in like this weird suburb of Maryland where just like shitty
[00:27:09] apartments. I don't know how she got for her own place. And we hooked up like two times
[00:27:14] and I really busted so fast. Both times? No, the second time I don't know what it was.
[00:27:20] I just busted so fast. And honestly, I'm not a quick buster. We've I've talked about
[00:27:26] the problems with my cock. Yeah. Ad nauseam here. Was it perhaps maybe as you were pumping
[00:27:31] you were thinking about the pumps of Dunkin donuts where they put the flavors.
[00:27:34] Kooladas. Yeah. I was thinking about the word pump was in my mind and I was like, wait a
[00:27:39] second. Yes. The pump they used for the flavoring for the coffee kooladas. I don't think that
[00:27:44] was it. And I was wearing a condom. It's really doesn't make sense how fast I bust when I
[00:27:50] when I was a when I was because I usually let me just yeah my foreskin so fucked up.
[00:27:55] It usually if I'm having a good time, it'll pull it'll hurt a little bit and it keeps me
[00:27:59] from really keeps you in the game. It keeps me in the game where I'm not going to bust
[00:28:03] too fast. I was really like I have a couple really nice 20 pumps. Then the fucking foreskin
[00:28:09] pulls back and I'm like, ah, ouchy. And then I have to get back into a nice fuck rhythm.
[00:28:13] Oh my God. I'm pumped. What are you fucking Johnny Lance Armstrong? Maybe you can. All
[00:28:19] right. Maybe 11 or 12. Maybe you pumps. That's the longest sex of all time. I only can I
[00:28:24] say brother. I honestly it's never never been like a two pump situation. But there was one
[00:28:28] time I was being blown as a teenager. And Mark Webb. You fuck that.
[00:28:36] Boy. Yeah. That's that's the even secret or worst part. How do you think I got the body
[00:28:46] cams in your house? Dude, it was an inside job the whole time. I said, Mark, it's me.
[00:28:51] You're old blast from the past. I've got a favorite. Remember that time I know it
[00:28:59] really? Now I need you to spy on my nemesis. Otherwise he does it because I have so you're
[00:29:08] getting you're getting blown as a teenager. Where were you in a car? In a house? Well,
[00:29:14] I don't want to give too many details. Okay. Just in case. Sure. But that guy's a fan.
[00:29:21] Yeah. In case that guy kills himself. Yeah. But what so what happened? No, I there was
[00:29:29] like, like, well, you know, I don't want to give too many details. But yeah, I did. I
[00:29:33] definitely like somebody. There was a like a spook hap like, Oh, you were like scared.
[00:29:38] I like it caught. I see. And then there was the thrill of it. And then the like my dick
[00:29:44] being pulled out of a mouth, but then continued to be jacking. Well, waiting to be scared.
[00:29:50] While waiting for the outcome of whether or not you're about to get caught getting a
[00:29:55] dick. That's awesome. Like you can't do both and just it's short circuited. You you
[00:29:59] lost it. You're like, wow, that sounds awesome. That's a that's a just a massive load to
[00:30:04] that's awesome. That's a peek into Nick's sexual, you know what that happened to one
[00:30:09] of my friends that exact situation scary in college. It was like freshman. He's getting
[00:30:14] blown in a parking lot. And it was that exact. Well, you imagine, you imagine like the press
[00:30:20] from the 1940s bursting in pop pop. Yeah. Yeah. Red handed. Look at that bust. And then
[00:30:29] you're ties or your hat your head sideways. Yeah, that thing in the hat was not in all
[00:30:38] of it. Yeah, is that their notebook? That's the press card. Well, the point is Mr. Hoover,
[00:30:43] Mr. Hoover. Any comments on Buzz Lightyear being gay? Adam, what about you? Do you have
[00:30:49] a fast bus story? I feel like I've shared a lot of bus. Well, the point is folks, we
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[00:31:19] that sounds like a good word. A little bit generic, uh, siegra or viola. Siegra,
[00:31:25] viola. And they and it's not generic. It's the same. It's a good shit. It is. It's the same. No,
[00:31:32] it's the same. What do they call it? I have ingredients ingredients. It's the same recipe as the other
[00:31:38] shit. Just like mama used to make. Just like grandma's pussy getting hard sauce. She used to
[00:31:44] put on pancakes. Put on pancakes. And I like more than a hard pussy. Yeah. I love when a
[00:31:52] bit slathers grandma's pussy getting hard sauce on her pink. Mama's making pussy and pussy making
[00:31:59] mama. Derek games reference. Oh, yeah. Yes. Nothing like squeezing your soft dig between a hard pussy.
[00:32:09] Yeah. That's a soft dick and a hard place. You got to have one or the other.
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[00:32:31] Do it for us. You know, send out a picture. Yeah, you're dick hard for me.
[00:32:35] Showing a picture of your hard dick. Send stuff the pictures. No, send to Adam. Just because you
[00:32:41] said it first doesn't mean that. Yes it does. Yes it does. Or you're a fucking cop. He's right. Send
[00:32:46] me the pictures. Send me your penis. I need a penis. I need a penis to shove into my ass. And it's
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[00:33:21] And I got Adam's NSA is not small anus. Very big. Yeah, that's big. And folks, I want to remind
[00:33:30] our listeners out there to come see me at the Prince of Pleasure tour. Go to stave.biz slash
[00:33:35] tour. I don't know where I don't know when this is coming out. Go see Adam on the Prince of
[00:33:40] Tides tour. Oh yeah. He relayed in a story of three prisoners that broke out of a local jail and
[00:33:47] raped him in the last time. I'm not the same. Fuck him in his ass. In a major way. So I think
[00:33:53] I'm coming to Utah this week. Salt Lake City. Then then Denver's big. Buy tickets to Denver.
[00:34:00] Acme. Fucking Cleveland. And it will be a been her doing his play about a gay relationship between
[00:34:07] two to Missala and himself. I'm gonna be in France, actually, with my girlfriend. So
[00:34:14] no, you'll be there. Take it to me. I hope you guys are happy on your fucking vacations. Well,
[00:34:19] I'm here playing the Mass Effect remake all by myself. You should go on vacation. You should
[00:34:25] go on vacation. That's you multiple times. You absolutely have to be here while you're gone.
[00:34:30] You have to be here while you're gone. No, that's not that's two weeks. I thought it was going to
[00:34:35] work. Yeah. You can take the second half. You can take the second half. Some of us are just
[00:34:39] fucking working. Oh, and that's another another announcement. Another announcement is uh
[00:34:45] uh Funny Moms will be returning in September the second week of September. So. Oh yeah. We'll
[00:34:51] be seeing you in Fat Tuesdays and come see Pantheon. A lot of good shows coming out. A lot of good
[00:34:56] shows in the money or a yard. Money. And I gotta suck. And my daughter fucking and I gotta get my
[00:35:04] pussy stuffed. I need a penis. And I gotta drink. I'm gonna. Damn. Think about all the women that
[00:35:13] started only fans in the middle of the pandemic last year. Yeah. Who are now like, ah, fuck.
[00:35:18] Gotta go back to work. Ah, and that's just there. Yeah. Definitely
[00:35:27] snake the dildo way up inside myself for Bitcoin. For Ethereum. And it's now lost its
[00:35:35] video. No, it's worthless. In the future episode. Yeah. I made an NSA in my pussy and
[00:35:41] now much of weird. I feel like there's there's ways to I feel like people have complained about
[00:35:46] you don't see enough pussy on some only. I think some people might have finessed the system. Yeah,
[00:35:52] they're just putting like lingerie pics lingerie pics. I don't have only fans, but that pisses me off.
[00:35:57] Yeah. On behalf of the fellows that do. I need a penis. Yeah, we were talking about it. Should I
[00:36:05] do only fans where I just show my balls? I'm gonna do a lonely fans where it's just me in my
[00:36:13] apartment. And I have my arm around nobody on my couch and you can Photoshop yourself in there.
[00:36:19] That's awesome. And be like, yeah, I'm probably my friend has a podcast. Yeah. That's him. That
[00:36:24] would do that would do numbers. Honestly, I would show my balls. I don't care. But not your dick.
[00:36:31] I think I need to leave a little something to the imagination. Yeah. You got you got to you
[00:36:36] can't certainly a little something. No, I mean, you know, exact words. They were my exact words,
[00:36:43] but when the tone is you know what I mean. You know, I wrote a I wrote a children's book we were
[00:36:49] talking about earlier called My Little Something. Really? Yeah. What's it about? It's for boys
[00:36:56] that are coming to grips with the fact that the cocks never get any bigger. It's never gotten
[00:37:00] any bigger for 17 year old boys. Dicks have been the same size since fourth grade boys in a loose
[00:37:06] definition kind of like maybe up until 2427. I can't wait until I have a kid and we can
[00:37:14] pull the baby out of my wife's pussy with some sort of claw. Yeah. A grabber. A grabber and a child
[00:37:20] is not allowed to make eye contact with or physical contact with any human being.
[00:37:25] I'm mainly put into a white box. Okay. With air holes. They're communicated with through a speaker,
[00:37:31] but it just plays the shit from McDonald's where it says hello and every language and then once
[00:37:37] they get to the age where they're developing, they start to develop some pubic hair. We'll have a
[00:37:41] camera on them that obviously sells the images on only fans. The voice will say in every language
[00:37:49] known demand, please tell us your gender. And only then, right, will we get the answer, which
[00:37:56] from our preliminary research will be a lot of like feral screaming and he's trying to say that's
[00:38:03] not a gender. That's a gender. That's a type of gender. And some would say the only real gender,
[00:38:07] at which point we'll say your name is, and then the door will open to Times Square and the child
[00:38:15] will be released as an adult like the metropolis and be given preferably a job in Bill de Blasio's
[00:38:24] administration. Bill's back. It'll be long gone. Bill's back 20 years.
[00:38:28] Those back did. Everybody thinks Trump's going to come back in 2024.
[00:38:31] Yeah, Bill, but it's going to be de Blasio. He's saying he's running on the game. His campaign
[00:38:52] That's a winning message, man. That's a fucking winning message.
[00:38:57] You've never heard one. You said a bus flight. Everybody's taking his alley.
[00:39:02] That would be such a good billboard. Yeah.
[00:39:05] Bill de Blasio. Bill de Blasio in the foreground and then behind him is the cast of Hamilton.
[00:39:17] Just on the side of a city bus. To Plasier for man. To infinity. And I'm gay.
[00:39:27] Now that would be an interesting movie if that was Buzz Lightyear's whole thing.
[00:39:31] Yeah. It was a fucking video of him eating like a fucking food from Shake Shack or some
[00:39:37] shit in the middle of the band. Do you remember that one? No.
[00:39:39] He's like, Oh, it's a pretty good burger. And he comes with the there's like a fry situation
[00:39:44] happening. I just says fry situation. Yeah. There's like like 80,000 New Yorkers are dead.
[00:39:51] Yeah. Well, there's like a fry situation. He needs to keep a smile.
[00:39:55] Like a row is important. He says there's a fry a fry element. A fry element.
[00:40:01] Yeah. Element. That makes more sense. Fry situation is the way a gay nerd would say it.
[00:40:06] Yeah. He said in the game where a nerd boy. Oh, okay. Okay.
[00:40:09] I mean, really him and Cuomo should kill each other. That would be awesome.
[00:40:13] They didn't. They do. They don't fuck with each other. I know. And that's why they're like,
[00:40:17] it's like Joker and Batman. Right. Would you root for it? I'd root for
[00:40:20] honestly, the blast. Big bill. Yeah, I'd probably with you. Big bill.
[00:40:27] After after that one picture where you can see him looking at an old lady's
[00:40:30] tits. He's smiling. He won me over. Yeah. He's one of us.
[00:40:35] Smiling looking at tits. Honestly, not doing Italian sexual
[00:40:39] harassment. There's been rumors and I might as well confirm it. I will be fighting
[00:40:45] build the Blazio and Elismania. This is going to be three rounds, four minutes each
[00:40:56] between me and build the Blazio and Elismania. And the winner gets to decide which one of us is gay.
[00:41:04] Which one of us because we're not sure yet whether that's good or bad.
[00:41:18] That would be funny to have to fight someone that if you lose, you have to just turn gay for
[00:41:22] the rest of your life. That's how I'll never get pussy again. That's how it works. You fight
[00:41:27] a genie? Well, I might want to lose on purpose then. Turn me homo style. You know what I'm saying?
[00:41:34] Why'd you wink at me when you're such a fan? Once I go gay, I'm going to fuck you in the ass first.
[00:41:39] No, that's not true. Yeah, I'm going to top you. You wish. Your LA comics still saying you guys on
[00:41:44] stage. No, you guys sucks. Yeah, I hate that. That's like what like you guys like you guys. The other
[00:41:53] day I went. You know what LA comics used to do all the time? You'd watch, they'd all laugh at
[00:42:01] some five minute bit. It's like somebody would be pretending to be mad. And they're like,
[00:42:08] I went to 16 handles and I walked down the line at 16 handles. You guys, I counted 12 handles.
[00:42:20] You know, like that kind of shit. And then it would be other like improv people like dying laughing.
[00:42:30] And you're like, well, I guess I'm going to drunk drive. I'm just going to drive my car drunk.
[00:42:39] Say, how's it good to see you? Nice to see everybody. I don't want to like why's a weird guy
[00:42:45] basketball shorts pissing himself. Respect dude. We're in like long basketball shorts. Yeah,
[00:42:55] that only real style. Wait, wait a minute. What am I wearing right now?
[00:43:00] Basketball shorts. Well, really? We're in the same. Cotton respect.
[00:43:07] Now Adam feels left out. I do. You got your gas.
[00:43:10] Sandal. Little Woody Allen in the middle of a couple of buzz tough guys. That's right. That's not
[00:43:17] true. We are tougher than you should. Woody on play. But the sex year we're having sex with
[00:43:25] a different girl every year. I can't see one here. I have a sex with a different girl every year.
[00:43:42] You laugh, but yeah, I'm going to be you know, I'm going to die at probably 50. So I started having
[00:43:49] sex at 28. That's that's what got some good years ahead. I'm not I'm not fucking Alex Rebecca over
[00:43:55] here. I can't that's at least 12. That's at least 12 girls, which is what they call
[00:44:09] Did you run out of bag yet, dude? I did run out of bag. Also, there's something else we got to talk
[00:44:14] about. Let's talk about it. What the fuck is this? I think somebody stole my identity again.
[00:44:24] Oh, that's good. Well, they're doing shit like sign up for health insurance. I can't really fault
[00:44:30] them for that. Oh, yeah, Mac welding. Oh my God. I love them. How could you forget Nick?
[00:44:41] How could you suck my penis for cash? Oh, because he was fucking down on his luck, dude.
[00:44:47] Go ahead and talk about Mac welding for a second animal. I pull up their beautiful website.
[00:44:53] Some might say the best website. One of the two best websites, in my opinion. There's only
[00:45:01] two websites I go to when I open up my Windows 98 computer. That's right. I have is my home page.
[00:45:08] Your homo page. My homo page. I have Mac Wobam.com, where I can see this cool.
[00:45:15] Hot black. Hot black architect. Right. Yeah. Good fucking. He looks like he's got a cool job.
[00:45:21] Get like a drunk off Glen Lavetta is desk. Wearing some very smart basics from our friends over
[00:45:29] Mac welding tops, bottoms. They've got categories for every type of guy.
[00:45:33] Adam accessories. That's Adam also. What is that, man? Underwear. That's Adam.
[00:45:40] Ladies underwear. That's definitely Adam. The summer shop. They got, remember when I look like
[00:45:45] these guys? Yeah. Remember when I used to be in shape? Yeah. You'll get back a lot of people
[00:45:50] listening to show they don't realize that I used to be like a athlete basically. These underwear
[00:45:55] look great. That was basically like those right there. I have a pair of those. They're not a model.
[00:45:59] Yeah. No, they're hug your ass cheeks. Which one? The air net? Yes. Yeah. I don't have
[00:46:04] ass cheeks anymore. I had them removed. Oh yeah. Put two coolers in there? Yeah. Get your gogurt
[00:46:10] frozen. Yeah. You're boy. You're. That's the next. That's on the premium. That's okay. Sorry.
[00:46:16] If you want to hear about that, you check out patreon.com slash comtown. But just get yourselves
[00:46:22] ready for the gogurt bit and sign up at patreon.com slash comtown. Summer shop. It's pretty good.
[00:46:30] They had the best of the a sweatshirt. Oh, there's some nice shit here. This is all the
[00:46:33] radius short. Oh, the shirt. What about the circumference short? That sounds good. Because I
[00:46:40] need to get because I keep tearing all of my clothes. You know, when you're about to have
[00:46:44] passion and gay sex. Nah, I keep getting I've become clumsy. You're your boyfriend, DeAndre.
[00:46:49] I keep I just smash in the shit now and my clothes get stuck on things. I'm always getting my like
[00:46:55] pockets. Your shorts caught in the door. The door not is going to my pockets all the time.
[00:47:01] And then I get like ripped around and I rip the pockets out of my shorts. I'm like heaven.
[00:47:05] I'm struggling lately. You're like it. You're just living like one of the three stooges.
[00:47:13] Yeah, it's because look, some of us have a will. This Chopin Howard would put it a will to form.
[00:47:23] And I can only move in the direction of becoming more of a joke or of an embarrassment.
[00:47:31] Chopinheimer? Who the fuck is that? I just he's a guy. He's definitely.
[00:47:36] I don't know. I'm just I'm letting it. I'm kind of.
[00:47:42] Let the fly. Let the fucking go. Let it go. Let it go. Let it go.
[00:47:45] Let it go. Let it go. A little free. This is a little jazz.
[00:47:48] Hey, Chopinheimer once said, you can only move towards the direction of the ultimate.
[00:47:55] Of the being of the getting. And there is to get there is to be the form the being,
[00:48:03] but then there's the form of getting a stack money pussy. Get stack money.
[00:48:08] Push. And you get that a Mac Whelan dot com. Oh, yeah.
[00:48:11] The daily where system. They got a system here. I will say since getting Mac Whelan,
[00:48:17] I've got my dick sucked in Mac Whelan's a lot. That's pretty good. Yeah.
[00:48:20] What color did you go for in the airnet? Honestly, you know what I love it. Fire starter. The baby
[00:48:26] blurry and I love the banana cream. The big strong blue. The banana cream ones. I like a lot. What's
[00:48:32] the one that's that yellow? Yeah. I don't know. It's been it. It's been in a cream. Not fucking yellow.
[00:48:38] They call it. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. Banana creams. I was like a wild name for underwear.
[00:48:43] I'm not. I'm not the former guy over here. I'm not wearing yellows. I'm not.
[00:48:50] Banana cream. Stardust and it's a light blue color. I think I have stardust.
[00:48:58] Honestly, who's wearing boxers? They're boxer guys out there. If you're a boxer guy, kill yo
[00:49:04] sale. It's also briefs too. I wear boxer briefs. And I have gay guys wear briefs. No, I wear briefs.
[00:49:11] Sometimes. No, but boxer briefs, which are the, you know, yeah, I wear boxer briefs. Yeah. Well,
[00:49:15] I guess I'm wearing two pairs of shorts. Like a hard dick savage. I'm starting two pairs of
[00:49:19] shorts because I accidentally. You're so not shit, but didn't wipe enough in the top.
[00:49:30] A second one. A second pair of shorts. Dude, my fucking roommate bought Scott's fucking toilet
[00:49:37] paper. One ply like we're in a fucking middle school. He's got a good job. It's ridiculous. This
[00:49:42] one you had in your that they can have your money for weights. I love it. I saw you had it for
[00:49:48] a water pick on my ass. Oh, okay. Hand held the day. Nice. And then those are for your mouth.
[00:49:55] No, this man, some dumb bitch. I got you. You said on her mouth without knowing.
[00:50:03] I got it. I got it back. I got it back. I got it. I got it back. I got it. I got it. I got it.
[00:50:09] Okay. And I pick it up and I put it in my ass. I go, this is the president speaking.
[00:50:14] Yes, you were different voice. You're ever to your ass. You've reached Barry Obama.
[00:50:19] This is president Obama speaking. Hello. You've reached my personal cell phone number.
[00:50:27] And then I. Yeah, I'm just picking my ass. That's awesome. Oh, Mr.
[00:50:35] bad. Well, the nice thing is about me and the fucking sauna and the overlaw. We're gonna have
[00:50:41] case. And we're gonna we're gonna gesture at each other and court each other like almost actually.
[00:50:47] We're gonna do a bad arrive and fucking do a ritual.
[00:50:52] Well, the nice thing about Mac welded is the welding blue loyalty program.
[00:50:56] That's a great and the anti microbial shit and they have anti micro. So even if you don't wipe
[00:51:01] your ass enough, the microbes will not spread. Yeah. And I tell you what, like I said, I've been
[00:51:07] I do I really have like you can see that I tore a hole in this pocket. This was all fucked up.
[00:51:12] Mm hmm. Or maybe I maybe I maybe I put these on. Oh, no, that's that's fucked up. And I ripped
[00:51:20] one of my shirts. I have not destroyed any pair of Mac weld and stuff.
[00:51:26] That's awesome. All my other clothes are destroyed. Yeah. And
[00:51:33] and people closer to me don't speak to me anymore and stuff. But the Mac weld loyalty program
[00:51:39] becoming a level one. This is easy is making a purchase.
[00:51:44] This is going to count after that. Remember, again, never and level two. I love being in the
[00:51:50] fucking program. I love being in the zone. The auto zone. The discovery zone. Getting the zone.
[00:51:58] Discoveries discovery zone. Get your child ass in the fucking zone now. I love discovery zone.
[00:52:05] It's very very sort of a going to DZ. The name is a little.
[00:52:10] What's what you would call it? Getting molestity. Yes. I feel you.
[00:52:17] So did your family ever take you to a place called Chunky Cheeks? No. Okay. Before you asked.
[00:52:23] No. It looks like it. Check this out. Level one, make it a purchase within account. Level
[00:52:29] two has spent $200 with an account within one membership year. And you get the diamond.
[00:52:35] Oh, it's in the columns. Discovery zone. Fucking.
[00:52:39] Yeah, three years. 2001. Yeah, dude. 20 years.
[00:52:44] I remember I was trying to go as a 30 as a 29 year old. Wait a second. In Cincinnati.
[00:52:54] In Union Township, Ohio, there's something called discovery zone that's not affiliated with the
[00:52:59] original company, but is heavily inspired by it. Wow. So I think we need. Yeah, it's a discovery zone.
[00:53:08] Discovery. Discovery zone. We also own a chunky cheeks, which is like, it's the same kind of thing,
[00:53:13] but the tubes wider. That would have been good. They got wide tubes. You get stuck in a tube.
[00:53:19] For the fatter boys. No. You're never got stuck in a tube. I've never got stuck in a tube.
[00:53:26] Just another child going into the ball pit and all the balls are like this.
[00:53:30] Girl flat. And then stops just sitting on a bunch of flat. This. He's like, it was a disc pit.
[00:53:35] It was broken. I got here. It's a disc pit. It was always a disc pit.
[00:53:44] Now if you'll excuse me, I'm waiting for the fire department to get here so I can eat pizza
[00:53:49] and play the Simpsons game. So I can thank you very much so I can exit from the tube from when
[00:53:54] Stike came. I'm waiting for the fire department or them to get a big thing of Crisco to fucking
[00:54:01] loop me up either whichever is here faster. It's always fair. What is that? The Simpsons
[00:54:06] episode where Hummer gets stuck on the slide. I don't remember. Maybe I'll rewatch that
[00:54:13] this afternoon. Why not? Why not? People are talking about my balls. They're talking about my penis.
[00:54:23] They're trying to see my penis. You don't got to just see my penis. Oh, Mr. Cuomo. This is a burial
[00:54:33] bomber. This is burial bomber. We'll kiss you any asshole. Tell him penis. Can you imagine that
[00:54:41] folks? Can you imagine what it would be like? Do we have a yeah, the Twilight Zone? Yeah. Yeah.
[00:54:48] Yeah. That was good. Imagine getting your penis sucked. Goodbye, man. I think you go.
[00:54:59] I'm a little alone. And I like it. It would be funny to watch that guy suck cock on camera.
[00:55:06] Yeah. The Twilight Zone guy. If I was watching an episode of Twilight Zone and they started
[00:55:11] showing the two gay guys having sex. He's like, just the wrong answer. This is not
[00:55:15] the other one I wrote. That would be the aliens to take over women. That would be mind-blowing.
[00:55:25] You're just watching. Wow. This show takes so many twists and turns. That's what Jordan
[00:55:31] Peel should have done instead of rebooting it. He should have edited it. They just sentenced the
[00:55:35] first of the capital riot people. Well, they sentenced them to eight months in federal prison.
[00:55:42] Nice. Nice. Which one is it the guy with the podium? No. That guy was funny. That guy looks
[00:55:48] like it's Dave Grohl. Dave Grohl. Oh, is it the the shaman guy? Wasn't that guy from Mr. Show that
[00:55:54] was on there? Out there? And the capital. One of the guys from Mr. Show was in the Dave Grohl
[00:56:00] bad. Yes. The Foo Fighters? Rob Hubel was in the Rob Hubel. That guy was funny.
[00:56:07] Yeah. I always thought that guy was very funny. Was he on Mr. Show? No, he's on Human Giant. I
[00:56:12] remember Human Giant. Aziz. Aziz Sheer. Got the famousist. Yeah. How about I Neeze? You just
[00:56:20] suck my dick. That would be good. Let me see your pussy. I want to see your pussy. I want to see
[00:56:28] your pussy. Yeah. Just something like that. Too infinity.
[00:56:42] And what? Aziz uses post-rape space. Hold on. Let him finish. And I'm gay. And I'm gay.
[00:56:50] Bada, bada, bada, bada, bada, bada, bada. I should have watched the Space Jam movie.
[00:56:57] We'll watch it for the next ones. Yeah. We should have all watched it together.
[00:57:02] I should have waited for three. All we do together is go to lunch.
[00:57:05] Which is a great nice thing. I hate doing shit. I love going to lunch. I like doing stuff.
[00:57:11] I like having my joke around friends that I see at work only. And then having my serious friends.
[00:57:19] Right. No joke. I hang out with a bunch of neurosurgeons. Yeah. San Santos.
[00:57:26] We have very quiet dinner parties. And I would say, Richard, my inquiry to you last week,
[00:57:33] did you get a chance to take a look at any of that research? And they're like,
[00:57:37] you mean the email asking me if you could implant gay memories and so on.
[00:57:42] With a bag, a two bag, a cause gay thoughts. Do the.
[00:57:49] No, there's no. Is there research on that? That's interesting. I beg the differ.
[00:57:56] I think it was a bad. I mean, I think theoretically a bag. I could do that. I suppose
[00:58:01] in my estimation, it could. Maybe there's just a lack of it's as with everything, a lack of funding
[00:58:07] for the research. I would say, no, I don't think it's a, I don't think there's any mechanism by
[00:58:13] which eating a baguette could make you gay for 20 minutes or whatever you said.
[00:58:21] It's a month to get a baguette. You get to be gay.
[00:58:24] All right. Danielle, your fault in the email. I said you. Yeah. The gogird in your ass.
[00:58:31] That's not a medical question. We cannot replay. We cannot show your balls into your
[00:58:36] asshole and make it a fridge. I don't know what an intercooler is. And no.
[00:58:46] I just like the intellectual curiosity. I'm I'm asking questions. I'm asking questions.
[00:58:52] I'm trying to be a. As you know, I walk a tour. I subscribe to National Geographic magazine.
[00:58:57] I am an intellectual. I voted for Bernie Sanders. And prior to that, I was more of like an adult
[00:59:08] swim kind of guy. And then after voting for Bernie Sanders, I realized I'm an intellectual
[00:59:14] and I immediately subscribed to National Geographic magazine and started asking questions such as,
[00:59:20] whose fault is it that I'm a fucking loser? Yeah. Is it because I eat baguettes that I think gay?
[00:59:28] Because obviously I'm a genius or some sort. Obviously, I'm a straight genius.
[00:59:33] Well, all of these, these esoteric concepts I can easily repeat. So it's more like it's like a
[00:59:40] salon. You and your friends. Yeah. You guys are just thinking of like, you bring different
[00:59:44] like high flute and things to a meeting and then you present them to one. Yeah.
[00:59:51] Yeah. I don't think that I know. Who do you have in the crew?
[00:59:54] Just a couple of neurosurgeons and then some bitch named Danielle. Really? What's she like?
[00:59:59] Was her father? She's hot. She's a big dude. One of these days you motherfucker.
[01:00:03] Oh, not yet. Once I get the other doctors to convince her I'm not gay.
[01:00:08] Through science. I get to trust the science. Right.
[01:00:14] It's over for that bitch. Have any of the doctors worked in?
[01:00:31] No chance, bitch. That's the only thing keeping me at bay.
[01:00:35] It's you thinking I'm gay. That's a little block.
[01:00:55] My leftist streaming platform peacock.tv.
[01:01:02] Damn. I love being a part of leftist media.
[01:01:12] could suck my little ass dick t-shirt to show everyone.
[01:01:16] I was going to do a shirt and it's got a Karl Marx.
[01:01:20] He's got like makeup, like meet me, bowback makeup.
[01:01:27] And then in parentheses and that's a good thing.
[01:01:35] But just for me and then wear it around.
[01:01:41] The Train Series shirts you wear one time on the train
[01:01:47] Right. Oh I thought it was some other train.
[01:01:50] Because the masturbating hasn't come back yet.
[01:01:55] I've said it before on the show but the funniest thing I ever saw
[01:01:59] I forget what platform I was all but you know how they have like those like blocks.
[01:02:04] I walked to the end of the platform and I went behind a block.
[01:02:12] It was sort of like just standing there.
[01:02:25] You're not wearing a stitch of clothes completely naked hidden at the end of the platform.
[01:02:33] Like just like the store that the data model of the person looks like.
[01:02:41] I watched the the Louis through documentary on the.
[01:02:45] Have you ever seen the vendors through through up when you saw your penis?
[01:02:50] But I watched the one on sex offenders this weekend.
[01:03:09] Anyway but yeah that all these sex offenders are on the registry so they have to like
[01:03:18] What yeah what does that one call because it's not part of his America.
[01:03:21] It's called it's like yeah it's no his LA series.
[01:03:27] That one's hilarious when he goes in that guy's room the guy has like the picture is
[01:03:33] And he's like it's just art that I put up in my room.
[01:03:41] There's this there's this really big just a little kid.
[01:03:43] He's like don't you think this is as well you're not allowed.
[01:03:46] He's like as a person that went to prison for molesting children.
[01:03:49] Don't you think this is like maybe you shouldn't maybe you should pick like like a flower.
[01:03:59] Well the worst guy is the guy that runs the facility and like places them in housing.
[01:04:04] No that's not a thing but at the very end of the episode he finally feels comfortable to
[01:04:08] tell Louie what he did and he raped his two sons.
[01:04:12] Because he found out his wife was cheating on him.
[01:04:27] She probably felt really bad about cheating.
[01:04:31] Well he's like well she thought I was cheating and it turned out she was cheating on me.
[01:04:36] So I needed to show the power that and I was on a lot of cocaine at the time.
[01:04:44] And I just think you get hurt in my mind it made it made sense to rape my two sons when
[01:04:58] But that's a thing you fuck one and you're like you don't sober up.
[01:05:03] But the reason I brought it up was because there's like when that's like when you don't get
[01:05:07] your security to buzz it back and then you find out they're charging you on top of it.
[01:05:13] Also I will say that's good parenting though.
[01:05:22] Yeah it's been everyone without the other.
[01:05:25] But there is this like fat fat old man.
[01:05:34] And he was like really sweet and nice but he wasn't like a pedophile.
[01:05:50] But I'm going to start wearing a cape just to do that.
[01:05:58] And he says and he's like it's really sad because the guy's like mentally ill.
[01:06:03] You know he's like I've been doing this since I was nine.
[01:06:05] And he said I see a woman 40 to 45 years old.
[01:06:10] It's the same type of woman every time.
[01:06:12] And I just feel like I want her attention.
[01:06:15] And I take my penis out and I start getting it hard.
[01:06:22] And a lot of the times we have conversations.
[01:06:28] And it feels nice to have their attention.
[01:06:30] And it's like this guy clearly knows he's fucked up.
[01:06:36] But like later on in the documentary they like come back and they visit him.
[01:06:40] He's like actually I'm having a really tough time.
[01:06:45] I have repeatedly attempted to cut off my own penis.
[01:06:59] And he's like have you considered chemical castration.
[01:07:02] He's like I take the drugs to lower my libido.
[01:07:06] And I still like actually sold my penis to the basis to have requested me.
[01:07:14] God you're telling me there's nothing that can be done for that guy to stop jacking off the public.
[01:07:23] But I mean it's the same thing as like woman that's like oh my I just can't stop with this
[01:07:52] But the more I hate it the funnier it gets.
[01:08:10] I mean all of this stuff is pretty good but that one was pretty good in particular.
[01:08:15] Yeah and then the community like wants to drive them out so they build the smallest park in
[01:08:20] Los Angeles County so that technically they would be within a certain distance of the park
[01:08:25] and then they'd have to find new housing.
[01:08:30] The smallest park in Los Angeles County.
[01:08:48] Man we're only going to see each other one more time then it's going to be like
[01:08:53] Yeah on Friday and then we all going our way.
[01:09:07] Well we're going to see each other Friday.
[01:09:13] We should fuck each other is that what you're saying?
[01:09:15] No maybe Friday night we can go like to the me packing district.
[01:09:27] Get those like sparklers things that come with
[01:09:30] everybody's talking about the Dow Jones.
[01:09:33] But how about the little bow wow Jones.
[01:09:39] Yeah that's one of my favorite little bow.
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[01:10:02] Plus every week and there's a backlog of three years of this kind of bullshit.
[01:10:10] It's going to dog shit fucking the gosh.