Cum Town | Regular | 08/26/2021
[00:00:05] Yeah, I don't know maybe it's because the thing shares a channel or something. Yeah, so we is this a
[00:00:13] Yeah, this is yeah, this is a new file. Okay, we spent about 10 15 minutes trying to
[00:00:22] Give you the gist. Yeah this version of it
[00:00:25] Here you hold my mic for I got you bro. Oh wait
[00:00:29] Yeah, just hold my mic no, I got it Nick. Don't worry
[00:00:57] You know what you did it man. I got it. See I told you I could do it. You have to mute the channel
[00:01:01] No, you don't you can't bring the love you don't pay attention to fucking it. I was paying attention
[00:01:06] Oh, you do not pay attention. You have to move the to jack shit
[00:01:10] You got a bunch of paddled a bunch of hot old dog shit in your fucking brain. That's true in your skull
[00:01:16] Your skull is on the word hot. It's a filled to the brim with old dog
[00:01:22] No, and it's the kind that's like turned white basically because flies been getting all the nutrients out of it
[00:01:29] That's nasty. What do we got there little chocolate covered?
[00:01:47] Let me see what we got here. There's chocolate
[00:01:50] You wouldn't mean try one no this is the only kind of candy you eat
[00:01:53] I know if this was like a watch him a call it or a fucking babe earth
[00:01:57] I believe that you never had that's true. These are the kind of you're like, oh, what is this period blood trail mix
[00:02:03] Can I try that I'd like to try you and your fucking 17 year old girlfriend going on a fucking hike and getting
[00:02:13] Mencees flavored cliff bars. I don't like the idea of pussy blood being involved in a snack
[00:02:19] I have to I have to come out strong against I don't love that pussy blood is
[00:02:23] Doesn't it doesn't appetize me when Adam Adams legs look like the legs of a woman that like doesn't shake
[00:02:29] He likes shave his legs. Well why I'm shaving them to give him that likes that lesbian stuff
[00:02:34] Lesbian she he wants to look like he's making a decision to not shave his legs
[00:02:38] I'm wearing pants right now. You can't even see my leg. This means those me. He's just fucking cliff bars when he goes on a field trip
[00:02:46] And his girlfriend point out different types of skinks and
[00:02:49] What are you know, I have to say we can listen. Let's let's talk shit on Adam
[00:02:56] She really is a love I can't follow you there. I can follow you on Adam being gay
[00:03:00] You can't follow me up there because it's up of the three stairs. No, I'll say you can't follow me
[00:03:05] I'm gonna do a really good job. Yes, three stairs. It's up in a child's baby
[00:03:09] I'm on I'm on stops, and you know what I'm on stop side here, but it's impossible over here
[00:03:16] All the way around the house. Oh my gosh. No, you're really
[00:03:21] What do you do you chuckle at his other three stairs? I could do three stairs
[00:03:34] That's good you got it you do have that I'll give you that I
[00:03:38] Should have just edited that into a separate file. We'll bring the soundboard back. Yeah, the soundboard really
[00:03:44] Breathe breathe some life. That's what's gonna be music sound for if you go to no talk
[00:03:54] Slash come town and you sign up not only do you get the whole backlog of the full 17 years
[00:04:00] We've been doing this show. Yep next year episode a week
[00:04:04] You also get Adam's personal cell phone number. That's true. Yeah, and people have been calling in and they've been saying that
[00:04:10] We need that if we're not gonna do any if the show is just gonna be
[00:04:16] You're not even gonna watch a movie and mention it. Yeah, if you guys just sort of gonna in a very literal sense
[00:04:23] Just talk with no direction for 60 minutes and you know, maybe 68
[00:04:33] Yeah and get Adam's cell phone number and I'm not gonna ever watch another movie and can
[00:04:38] I'm pissed because I forgot to watch space gym and I wanted to come on dude
[00:04:55] Well and also on on on you catch you you here catchy HIV
[00:05:08] You know why are we so spicy we watched two episodes of diagnosis murder
[00:05:13] We're having a nice day. I bought you guys nice Japanese love you. Thank you. Thank you. You're welcome
[00:05:19] Thank you for the job. Can I feeling all of the hang details? Yeah, do you know how many fucking eight-h you're gonna start watching diagnosis murder now?
[00:05:25] Well, I'd like them to know that's I think we're people should it's a great show
[00:05:29] But it's also our thing. There's a murder that takes place at the hospital. I'm just pissed off because dick van Dyke
[00:05:36] You know, I'm a big fan of the show and I think about it constantly
[00:05:39] And dick van Dyke's disappointed me is the start of the show on a person like politically. Yeah
[00:05:45] He's my best friend because because he supported Bernie. You mean this little screwdriver, huh?
[00:05:53] Imagining you were gonna say that I predicted you would say something along those lines. He didn't
[00:05:58] I'm that's why I use it is knowable. That's why I use this to build the world's tiniest microscope to see your dick
[00:06:10] And you thought that's not small enough to build the world's tiniest micro you thought you had the answer didn't you?
[00:06:19] It's too big for it to for that purpose. It's a reduced balance of the lambs, but this time of the body positive
[00:06:28] Hatable actor for is a million fucking pounds from eating people. Yeah
[00:06:32] He's like I had his liver with a vanilla Coke
[00:06:38] Big girl, but a coffee coulada just a snow cap
[00:06:43] And then I had some ice cream for dessert and then I froze all of his cum
[00:07:02] Hannibal Lecter just eating little little uncircumcised baby dicks like edamame
[00:07:11] Yeah Hannibal lock locka Hannibal Locker
[00:07:23] What's free? You don't have to pay for it. I could go to a restaurant and pay a hundred dollars for two people
[00:07:35] It is a good deal and you would be a fool not to do not to do it
[00:07:39] But you have to do all the work, you know your time is money, too
[00:07:42] You got to think about that I have time. I've got the time in his like his prison cell. There's like
[00:07:52] Just spins, but it's like it's like a semi-circle
[00:07:57] What if they didn't want to pay for the whole globe? Oh?
[00:08:02] It did take me a little while to figure out
[00:08:04] All right, then why don't you say some Adam? Oh, that's a show. That's a I got something you can stretch if
[00:08:13] My balls to do the bat wing and then I want you to kiss them. Yeah in in his
[00:08:20] And where Israel is it says Jerusalem and where the rest of the earth's land masses it says Israel
[00:08:33] But why would Israel be Jerusalem? What's that have to do with him being cheap?
[00:08:38] Yeah, you're kind of conflating a man ugly thing here about Israel and
[00:08:42] Jewish stereotypes as we all I don't think we have to protect his real stuff as much as you'd like me to
[00:08:49] You're conflating two things. I'm pro-Palestine, but you're being ugly right now. I'm sorry and you're also and you're also saying something
[00:08:58] Get it. Yeah, what do you mean? You're all you're physically ugly. I'm not ugly
[00:09:04] Yeah, everyone knows I'm the cute one. No way. I'm the cute one. I saw there were a bunch of actual
[00:09:10] There were a bunch of TikToks about us. I'm the cute one. No, no you're on TikTok
[00:09:16] No, I'm not the cute one. They were sent to me you're on to say Adam's the cute one
[00:09:20] What am I what would then if you're the cute one who's the best of us? You're the the great guy
[00:09:30] I'm definitely cute. It's totally true. I'm cute dude. You know, you know, that's fucking true
[00:09:35] Who's out of the three of us? Who's cheeks do you want to pinch?
[00:09:48] I mean too late to pinching off a loaf into your pants
[00:10:08] Just let a huge log and then mushed it into the chair
[00:10:20] Like he's pushing peanut butter through a colander
[00:10:25] The loaf through his pants through his linen pants not in low form. Did you ever get linen you linen pants?
[00:10:32] No, I didn't you think I learned my lesson Wow the tragic part of all that it was how excited I was about the linen pants I
[00:10:41] Really think that's the main detail the entire saga. That's really nice by the wayside
[00:10:46] I think we kind of zoomed past it after it happened, but with more reflection. It's insane. You shit your parents in a house
[00:10:55] It really is crazy well to me. That's water under the bridge
[00:10:59] It was what it was shit water into Nick's camping chair. Well, I got a minute camping chair that I'm sitting on right now
[00:11:06] It's an Amazon essentials. Oh wow padded version. Oh you fuck it. You're putting money in Bezos pocket, huh?
[00:11:13] Oh indeed. I you're helping that rocket ship go to fucking space
[00:11:18] You know I'd I'd say as an epic epic hecking socialist. I think we should have done this
[00:11:27] Yeah, Jeff bozo eat the rich. Oh, yeah, maybe on the moon. There could be a guillotine up there. We go
[00:11:34] Yeah, cut his fucking head off. Yeah, we bald head off
[00:11:37] That guy the main thing I hate about him is not always his company. Oh, but he's not as cool as me
[00:11:46] He got it looks like people on the line were saying he got plastic surgery got fillers
[00:11:50] If he ever got off the Jeffers and saw that
[00:11:54] Everyone would think he was a loser a Brazilian woman kind of looked at
[00:11:59] I noticed that last time I saw him. Do you mean I'm gonna fill his
[00:12:02] Is that we mean by that what does that mean you want to fuck him? Well, no, I don't he has a penis
[00:12:13] Brazilian Brazil special that kind of look Brazilian special and no pubes
[00:12:21] That is that's a look indigenous to to Brazil. Yeah
[00:12:27] It's crazy a place. They were they were really ahead of the curve. It's our skin darkening
[00:12:31] Salon for upper Westside women called skin diginist
[00:12:36] Skin diginist just like a tanning soles, but no, it's a chemical burn that permanently darkens them
[00:12:48] No, you're just injuring someone. Yeah, just add melon to them. Mm-hmm. You're melanating turn tired of being a mayo-ass bitch
[00:12:56] Mmm. We're about to burn your shit. This is a melanated business. It's a melanated-ass business. Yeah
[00:13:07] Yeah, my stomach hurt although I will say the Japanese lunch was good. It's nice and light. I really appreciated that maybe it was poisoned
[00:13:13] Wasn't poison, but I will say you know it stop. It's really setting me up for failure on that one give Adam his flowers
[00:13:20] I said I wanted a nice lunch for the boys. Let's give Adam his flowers, and I will accept your flowers
[00:13:26] Because you fuck lunch up a lot. I will accept and I will say for once I
[00:13:31] Was really had a good I would have liked a little I would have liked the option to order rice on the side
[00:13:37] I think that you could I couldn't I checked really I checked because I had a I had a thought that my noodles were gonna
[00:13:44] Be too saucy and I could use some of the sauce on a side of rice
[00:13:48] Mm-hmm, but that wasn't an option. They really do go way too crazy with the sauce and in the Indian cuisine. Yes
[00:13:56] It's all sauce. It's all it's yeah. It's like a fucking bowl of sauce
[00:14:00] Penier or chicken you fucking dip you dip the fucking bread in it. It's awesome. It's too much sauce
[00:14:06] It's too much sauce. I think the Japanese are perfect administers and I saw it
[00:14:10] I will be looking at my Samsung Galaxy pussy through my Samsung Galaxy
[00:14:27] Did with the special today is extra pussy and pussy sauce with a side of pussy juice
[00:14:33] Oh, yeah, that's the kind of restaurant. I'm trying to go do yeah, welcome to India India number one pussy get
[00:14:52] Indian restaurant was that jungle to jungle jungle to jungle Brendan Fraser the two-mile in
[00:15:01] Yeah, I remember that that was a little fake ass George of the jungle
[00:15:06] Essentially the the the premises would have Tim Allen's son was Tarzan
[00:15:12] Feel like a feral native son. Which how did that happen? He busted a nut into some fucking random bitch. Yeah, it's gonna happen
[00:15:19] You go on the peace corps I forgot how it started lonely and I remember I remember the movie turned on him using the phrase obligation
[00:15:26] I think that was one of the divorce movies that came out like in the mrs. Dao fire era
[00:15:32] Her family court makes a man have to go do some shit to get his son back right and Tim Allen has to go to
[00:15:40] His son, but why how did his son become Tarzan?
[00:15:43] I think maybe he gets pussy with some tropical bitch, but then why didn't she raise him?
[00:15:47] Why should you give me the monkey? I have no idea dude. He doesn't get raised by monkeys. It's like tribal people. No, I think he's like
[00:15:56] The jungle maybe I'm thinking of George the jungle
[00:15:58] You're thinking of George of the jungle, which is like Tarzan if I conflated George the jungle and jungle jungle the jungle
[00:16:05] But the kid can't talk he talks like what mean that dad jungle the jungle is that kind of the same or similar plot to some other
[00:16:13] Movie that came in some French movie that came out there was also about a boy that has to go to the jungle
[00:16:19] Which I thought they were the same movie when I was a kid. No, you I don't
[00:16:22] French I didn't think they were the same movie per se, but you know how they do like you know how they had
[00:16:27] But they have like two of ever I thought they always gave like two
[00:16:31] They they would try every story twice every movie cycle. Yeah, but this jungle jungle felt like I think you were on to it
[00:16:38] We're saying it's a divorce movie, but it was also George of the jungle
[00:16:42] Following the success of Tarzan and then George of the jungle
[00:16:45] There was a jungle theme in the air. I remember seeing it in theaters and then I remember staying for the bloopers afterwards
[00:16:51] We're they good. I don't know, but I remember that being like well the movie sucked at least I'll see someone get in the nuts
[00:17:01] Well, okay, that's how I felt honestly about the hangover. All right
[00:17:04] So the best part of the hangover was where you you see his dick and then the the photos
[00:17:15] He wants to marry his new fiance, but he has to get a divorce from his bitch wife Patricia who left him some years earlier
[00:17:22] And now lives with a semi Westernized tribe in the middle of Venezuela
[00:17:28] So that's where he has to travel there to get the divorce
[00:17:35] Yeah, and then what happened I'm from Venice
[00:17:38] Upon arriving Patricia reveals that he has a son who's now 13 named Mimi see cool
[00:17:54] In a brief stay with the tribe and promises to take him back to New York when he's a man
[00:18:01] Honestly, I want to watch this real bad. I saw it as a kid. I remember it
[00:18:06] I didn't know that Martin Short was in this movie. Yeah Martin Adam's funniest guy of all time. What Martin Adams penis
[00:18:15] No, it's names Martin Short. That's what I said. No, you play Jimmy. That's what I said. No, come on
[00:18:21] He's an a ton of stuff. What did you hear? I said Martin is Adams penis. No, he's his name's Martin Short
[00:18:27] Yeah, what did I say he's a Canadian comedic actor?
[00:18:38] Talking about jungle to jungle. Oh, here we go. It's actually that's for the original working title
[00:18:44] That's little Indian big city is the French movie that
[00:18:52] Little mr. Fucking sinify. We've talked about this on the show who cares
[00:19:01] At least I remember not actually I remember just watching it. I guess it's not good
[00:19:05] But I remember as a little kid every time you see a movie you're like nice. I like I saw a movie. Oh Mimi's
[00:19:12] I'm playing this gotta be back in museum by five o'clock
[00:19:28] It's Gilligan's Island. He's not sure what he's doing there. Did we get to pick her on there? I'm gonna find his son
[00:19:37] Sorry, he's already taken but he's about to find out the boy sitting next to the fire over there. He's your son
[00:19:46] What am I supposed to do now? He's crazy. So this motherfucker just went to some bullshit ass island got pussy
[00:19:54] There to live with the savage raw dog by the savages. No, but she can guess her and he's got a pussy blue now
[00:20:01] Biological son would raise with these savages
[00:20:05] I don't think that that's how that works in real life. I'm gonna say yeah. Yeah, welcome to being a
[00:20:13] You know to be an anthropologist and then you just like well, I'm gonna have my son raised by these people
[00:20:18] Yeah, me me sick. She fucks that's how I work for her
[00:20:21] And I think if I had to guess the tribe goo you're pussy
[00:20:31] Think the tribe probably got really ran through her pussy if I had to guess and absolutely fucked
[00:20:39] This is in my suggested videos under juggle the juggle Hitler's normal voice
[00:20:43] It's like the Gilbert Godfrey voice now
[00:20:53] He's like you've heard that right. We're calling David Letterman. No David. How you doing? It's
[00:21:04] You're going to be around for the lunch on Thursday with Ira and you know wait a second
[00:21:17] Anyhow, it was good to see you at the Seder but
[00:21:22] Letterman's I got it. It's listen. It's it's about lunch is about to wrap up. I got to go back to being Hitler and
[00:21:34] We're almost through operation secure Israel
[00:21:37] Mm-hmm operation build up enough good will to get Israel operations then and Jerry
[00:21:55] Richard's business or Michael's business partner Richard played by Martin Schwartz daughter. He fucks her
[00:22:01] He they're on a hammock and he's getting to excite and to intimidate
[00:22:05] Because over 500 speeches of which audio and video footage happen. That's what he sounds like that
[00:22:13] Fucking ass I'm gonna scrub the video here get those real boys
[00:22:18] Yeah, let's yeah, it's taking a little while to buffer, but
[00:22:21] That's definitely what his voice sounds like
[00:22:24] Mm-hmm. Well, you really got a check your name. It's time to help people customize and save
[00:22:29] It's time to just mute these fucking ads. They really are going wild with the ads
[00:22:37] Crazy they'll never get me I do it. They broke me. How much is it cost? I think nine nine
[00:22:43] What I'm on YouTube all day long brother
[00:22:48] You know that I was gonna be working with him again
[00:22:52] As you can see by the makeup, it's you know, it does a fantastic job. I'm a clean on sir
[00:22:57] With the needless words that's it. Let's speak
[00:23:03] Well, yes from this earlier before he came up with the air in the door on the makeup for so that's just alone and
[00:23:19] Yeah, yeah, see see you he sounds powerful
[00:23:23] Mm-hmm. He's not making me more nice or your friends, but nice people, you know helpful
[00:23:29] You know and yes, sir. I'll get on that right away and you know and and it this guy is a total departure from anything
[00:23:37] I've ever done and so it's a major challenge name hired an actor to play Hitler. Well, yeah Hitler was an actor
[00:23:43] Wow, dude, we're learning a lot on this fucking show. Oh shit. What?
[00:23:49] We're 23 minutes in the other side nice
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[00:24:33] But the truth is is that I was actually so fucked up on cushy dreams
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[00:24:51] Oh, there's no fucking pla and you know what but you know what I hate is when it doesn't ship directly to my doorstep
[00:24:57] I fucking hate that and I hate when it's not an air sealed packages or pre-rolls
[00:25:03] You're easy and convenient to blast and I hate when it's not lab fucking tested
[00:25:11] Yep, I hate by the way. I hate smoking stuff that has the psychoactive ingredient in there in marijuana
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[00:25:29] High standards there's penis disc discount. There's the penis discount to cook cockballs discount
[00:25:35] That's right if you touch touch my penis
[00:25:44] And what's good that sorry, I'm still trying to find a promo code here. It's come down. Oh
[00:25:53] Oh make sure you sneeze directly into the microphone. No, I'm just sneezing directly to my t-shirt actually
[00:26:02] Mm-hmm bitch. It's why I'm here at t-shirts don't insulate sat well
[00:26:06] They don't really fucking block out germs too good now. Do they chief? Yes, they do not really what have you learned from the coronavirus?
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[00:26:43] I'm a girl and I can do stuff just as tough as the guys can
[00:26:55] That's a just sick move did what like what's going on they live it'd be like to be trans but then be like
[00:27:01] Yeah, I'm proving that girls can do stuff just anything to anything a guy can yep, even though I'm a girl
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[00:27:35] Wow the red one Raphael yeah bad at the best one. Yeah, cool
[00:27:42] I don't want any fucking deep the smoke of my fucking
[00:27:55] I just feel the bunch of porta goes you got damn porta
[00:28:06] Yeah, you know, it's reeking your ass after guys fuck it smells like that's why you hate to shoot yourself
[00:28:21] I think it's cuz I've been shitting all day. You've been shooting all day. So you're trying to deflect
[00:28:27] I'm not deflecting it just I have shit on the mind deflect for what I'm not the one who sure
[00:28:32] I'm going to the bathroom every time he goes to the bathroom
[00:28:35] He increases his like shooting rate against you. That's right is hit person most times not shitted myself
[00:28:42] Let me tell you something. Let me tell you a story about understand how
[00:28:44] Shaggy story about a man named Bill Buckner. Okay, he makes one mistake. Yeah, okay
[00:28:51] He's a goat for life and for the rest of the world in the old
[00:28:57] 100% I make a mistake on the biggest stage
[00:29:06] Other than this one time the energy five pack is the Raphael the group
[00:29:11] Mm-hmm the create five pack, which is the yellow one, which is what is that Trina?
[00:29:15] Oh, yeah, the bitch April yellow Ranger Trina. I don't know
[00:29:22] April because April wears a yellow jumpsuit, but there's a yellow power Ranger trainee trainee trainee trainee trainee trainee trainee trainee trainee
[00:29:31] I do not believe it was trainee trainee trainee. She was a trick-tron. She was the dog dinosaur thing
[00:29:39] Little like a little rotisserie beige on
[00:29:43] I think you're wrong on both of those. I'm pretty sure that's both of those details, which she turned into a
[00:29:50] mechanical roasted beige on freeze that
[00:30:14] She was cajun American cajun American said she'd be like stop cajun
[00:30:25] Every time I go down on the subway someone throwing gumbo on the tracks
[00:30:30] They got the other and the weed sausages and shove down on the tracks
[00:30:38] Cajun elders of being punched by black teenagers left and right y'all the Bay area is being
[00:30:52] Yep, so somebody spray painted a swastika on front of the Popeyes chicken
[00:30:57] I tell you who's done it is is Donald Trump and his rhetoric
[00:31:07] He's famously anti-cajun the hustle five pack hit the ground
[00:31:11] I wish we had landed on that bit in the middle of a better episode and not in the middle of a
[00:31:18] Hey, you know hustle five pack. That's the green one who is who leah
[00:31:23] The trains are all green their turtles the one is the green one. No, none of them have a cream because you couldn't see it
[00:31:33] All right, we'll skip the hot spot back the piece five pack is blue. Who's that Leonardo
[00:31:39] Lio trombone boy, then who's the yellow one tree me trainee trombone?
[00:31:45] Who's the red with the Raphael purple ones da Vinci
[00:31:51] Science he sucks. Kyle. He's the science one. Yeah. No, the blue ones are science. What is he? No? He's the leader
[00:32:10] Fucking bone the pick with all these fucking
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[00:32:54] We got and do we park on and says to report. Yes, I'm doing part to talk about cajun hate
[00:33:00] We need to cancel cold bell cold Bay. I've got a goal the other day. He said Mardi Gras
[00:33:06] Was just a just a rape festival for frat boys
[00:33:13] Cuz essentially shown that be beautiful breath
[00:33:19] For some shiny beep for some shiny bees much like a robber crab will collect on Christmas Island
[00:33:29] The famous famous the occasion Christmas Island
[00:33:33] Christmas Island I answered the ancestral cajun homeland
[00:33:43] What else the casings haven't the moving Mulan
[00:33:47] Mulan yeah, Mulan Rouge. I can't I'm rue's is the cajun version of Mulan
[00:33:53] I'm tired of sending my child to school and everybody's calling him gambit
[00:33:59] That's another cajun thing. Yeah, he's cajun
[00:34:01] Mm-hmm. Everybody call my thumb cambid old Bobby Boucher everyone throwing playing cars
[00:34:09] Lighten the card on fire lighting it on fire say here you go cajun boy go cajun boy. What are you go?
[00:34:19] Which bother well they do both eat alligators we do eat
[00:34:23] That's home. We have in common with the people will make a fun
[00:34:31] Everybody what would you call if the cajun if you
[00:34:38] Know mind I'll come back to that one just give it a little second something about fan boats take that
[00:34:45] What about yeah, I was thinking something about fan boats myself
[00:34:50] Maybe some about the movie hard target. Oh
[00:34:56] That's a great example of Haitian culture our word target
[00:35:18] I think about maybe rewatching the movie the phantom with Billy Zane where he's
[00:35:26] Supposed you're not more of a bigger Billy Zane. I don't why would I be that? I don't know bald and Greek. I'm not bald
[00:35:34] You almost said I'm not Greek. You almost had the secret slip. You're not Greek
[00:35:38] If I wasn't Greek that would be wild your Turkic. Yeah, shut the fuck up dude
[00:35:42] You're you need to chill out right here a Turkic person. You need to chill the fuck out. How about you relax?
[00:35:48] Cuz your donor kebab is showing I'm gonna fuck you up. You keep fucking talking like
[00:35:54] I'm gonna let you fuck me up. Yeah, I bet you will. That's what I want. I'm gonna honestly I'm gonna piss in your ass
[00:36:01] How about that's what that was my plan. How about I'm pulling the strings?
[00:36:07] What is she again? I'm gonna pop. It's just kebab. It's just kebab. Yeah, it's pretty good
[00:36:12] All Mediterranean food Israeli foods the funniest thing in the world that they have the audacity to call it that I know they stole
[00:36:27] Because they fucked our asses for a while we do have pretty good food because Greek food is a nice little
[00:36:32] We take a nice little mix of their shit with our shit. Yeah, it's pretty good. Did you but you guys didn't steal this like you know
[00:36:39] The pudding salt like fuck salt, but he can suck my salt Bay
[00:36:44] You know even started because they were Muslim and they didn't want to eat pork
[00:36:50] The fucked up pork by product and we made some delicious out. You know, that's that's that's how Al pastor of invention
[00:36:59] Yeah, I know from gyros. I know from Lebanese. Yeah
[00:37:09] Where they get pineapples from though? That's what I'm trying to say. I'm not the Middle East. That's damn about the fart sure
[00:37:15] Okay, good a fart of the world every time I fart. It's like shit. Am I about to shit myself?
[00:37:20] If you should yourself this is punishment for I would not I would not take pleasure in it
[00:37:25] I would feel bad for you. This me. I haven't done that shit. You think I'd be walking on the razor's edge, but
[00:37:32] Especially with making fun of Adam, but the truth is is I'm like
[00:37:35] I'm a straight shooter did always go in the toilet
[00:37:40] The truth is I'm just really fucking good not shit. I'm good at just shitting in the bowl
[00:37:44] Instead of in a chair black rifle coffee
[00:37:50] For years in Afghanistan only shit my shit in my pants by accident six and a half times. That's right
[00:37:57] Yeah, I got my dick blown off, but I still I
[00:38:05] Still have coffee in the morning and I insist on standing up to pee
[00:38:10] There's an elaborate system of Marionette wires. It voiced me up in the bathroom
[00:38:14] And then I just spray I just dribble piss. There's a what you can be cockhole. There's a sort of there's a stream
[00:38:22] That's about six inches long from top to bottom. It's more of a fanning motion. Yes
[00:38:32] slit carved into a bunch of scar tissue in front of my body
[00:38:35] And I coat the bathroom and then I walk out and I drink my black rifle coffee where my
[00:38:45] And all of our Christian wall art from Target
[00:38:49] It says God may not be here right now because he's gone fishing with
[00:38:58] God might be on lunch break, but that doesn't mean he's not doing a beer around later
[00:39:03] Yeah, but that doesn't mean he's not a forward man. That doesn't mean he's that
[00:39:11] God might not be a forward man, but that doesn't mean he can't afford to drink a couple of beers a couple brisket
[00:39:19] Yeah, I got a fucking pissed dude. It's just died dr. Pepper diet running through me diet sucked on the cock
[00:39:35] I could wait until you go to the bathroom to say that that's what you drink
[00:39:39] Fuck I just spilled some on my shirt. No damn. Now you look like an idiot. Yeah, you look like an imbecile. I don't fucking care
[00:39:46] I don't fucking care at all. He looks fun. Thank you
[00:40:02] Because I still remember you chuckling at the three stairs comment that was fast it was fast
[00:40:08] It was calling me a pedophile of the process
[00:40:13] I don't even remember what was going on
[00:40:16] Just remember you laughing at that. That's the only thing that stuck with me from that exchange
[00:40:26] You couldn't get there because you're fuck you you are a pedophile now that I think why because you laughed at his joke
[00:40:33] The three stairs thing was all right. That's why it was pretty good
[00:40:40] You're a pedophile and I could jump up on three steps very easily some I have the strongest legs
[00:40:46] He can't just be saying stuff like that on the podcast this goes on our permanent record does okay
[00:40:51] Everything you put out on the internet goes on your permanent record, okay, and you can't scrub that from you
[00:40:57] You know, it's like everyone you've had sex with
[00:41:00] You will be having sex have had sex with them for the rest of your life
[00:41:04] And then if you have sex with someone else they're having sex with all the chicks
[00:41:08] The you had sex with before is that how it works. Yeah, so I fucked a lot of guys too
[00:41:20] You fucked way more guys than you so many more guys and chicks all of us have that metric
[00:41:28] All of us have damn got me I fucked absolutely zero
[00:41:39] Well, you could have sex with virgins too. That's the only that's the only way that you can't possibly be called a loophole I
[00:41:52] Yeah, you can sneak something through it. It does that word doesn't make much
[00:41:56] It's like like stringing the needle going into my George Carlin. Why do they call it a loophole bit?
[00:42:01] Yeah, you suck at that. I got loopholes for loose holes
[00:42:10] What if the doors closed put on ladies clothes now you're a girl
[00:42:16] He him they them she her they them he she she said
[00:42:22] C shell C shells by she got a dick cut off
[00:42:30] Well take me to Epstein's Island because I'm trying to fuck a kid
[00:42:46] 115 finally released from prison for being accused of raping 75 women
[00:42:51] In 1912 he we thought you thought he was dead that was cover
[00:42:56] Yeah for arresting him for rape they found the bones of four children in the in his player piano and his mansion
[00:43:03] Back when it back before he became hippie George Carlin and he was child rape in George Carlin
[00:43:13] We got a stop cation hate folks good job. Oh
[00:43:17] Chas oh smokey child rape in George Carlin
[00:43:25] That you can place a bet on how many kids place a bed on George Carlin fucking penis
[00:43:34] It's gonna be a really really small bet though if you're gonna play so for like 15 years
[00:43:40] I've been getting somebody's emails by accident because I guess they think that they have my email address. We have the same name
[00:43:46] Yeah, I get that yeah, I don't know but this guy's been making this mr. Literally like 15 years
[00:43:52] That's awesome and this is like his his COVID text results or COVID test results for
[00:43:59] beaches resorts for as you have it sandals no, but it's for his baby
[00:44:04] Nice because it's well. I guess it's not a baby. I guess it's a fucking five-year-old or six-year-old or something
[00:44:10] So you have access to this man's child's
[00:44:12] Yeah, I said it to me, but they just have their like passport number in here and
[00:44:17] This is I think this is the same person their mom used to I remember that
[00:44:21] I would say because I think they're British or something
[00:44:24] You try to fuck his mom. I don't know if you can take a baby to sandals. I think it's like
[00:44:29] We got I'm getting it for couples only I'm getting for the whole their whole family
[00:44:33] So this one's also for this is very nice ever both of his babies because this one was born in
[00:44:39] 2018 but I could steal their identity if I wanted to I could pretend to be a Jamaican baby going on vacation
[00:44:45] To make Mullen. Yeah, let me get some titty mom. How you doing? It's me baby Mullen
[00:44:52] Listen I'm calling you because I need some breast milk
[00:45:01] Send a man over to suck it and hold it into my mouth before you accuse me and not being a baby from Jamaica
[00:45:08] Let me just read you my passport number
[00:45:10] If you wanted to cross-reference and make sure that I am in fact a baby born on
[00:45:19] It looks like November 23rd of a couple years ago
[00:45:26] Go ahead and look that up and get your pussy wet because I'm gonna be fucking y'all so
[00:45:31] The guy I said the guy I said news get the breast to me. He has to fuck you
[00:45:36] And he's just forget about he's probably gonna forget this conversation
[00:45:42] Because he's gonna be on liquid coldy when he gets there
[00:45:56] Like Michigan big rap rap rap rap like Michigan lick me lick me dry sugar
[00:46:02] And lick me dry bitch change me diapers my bookie dad a G is a place
[00:46:15] Chucky motherfucking cheese where a kid can be a mother fuck
[00:46:19] It can be a fucking animal savage child my bookie you getting those tubes and you're ready to fuck another child up
[00:46:27] There's no rules in these two no rules just right. I'm gonna shoot it. I'm not gonna do it
[00:46:35] Whatever it's called chucky what fuck each sucks chucky chucks and it'll be like that. I'll be like
[00:46:45] You know that would be so funny, dude. Yeah
[00:46:48] Yeah, yeah, they just go, you know, okay, so the sketch opens and they're like fucking
[00:47:04] Anyways, why don't we shoot something like that? Yeah, we're always coming up with good ideas
[00:47:08] Welcome to the MTV writers room. Mm-hmm. You're watching the reality show MTV writers room. Yep
[00:47:15] Yo, what if we did like it's camera on he's like no
[00:47:23] They go out on the street and there's a guy there like you'll give you a new pair of Jordan's if you can guess
[00:47:34] Listen, can I just have my $600 day, right?
[00:47:37] And ever since I started this podcast people have been asking me for betting tips. Oh, yeah
[00:47:46] I always get asked who you got Lakers or Clippers
[00:47:56] Next season of course where you bet is just as important as who you're betting
[00:48:02] I'm the baby. I'm the Jamaican baby. This is I am a Jamaican baby before you hang up
[00:48:08] I could let me give you my passport number that I am a baby
[00:48:16] The reason I talk like this is because I have the disease the scientists from being a genius disease
[00:48:23] And I'm in a stroller that has a computer that makes talks for me
[00:48:28] Wow, but I'm very smart and that's why when I come to visit you. I will have a man's suit
[00:48:36] But the only way it's a coward is with a boss. I'll be inside if I can't open it or I'll die from
[00:48:43] The nitrogen in the atmosphere. I need pure oxygen to live
[00:48:48] So don't ask to see inside the suit. The best I can do is take the suits clothes off
[00:49:01] That's the best I can do this if you want to see your family again
[00:49:09] And that's why I tell people to bet with my bookie
[00:49:12] My bookies rep is rock solid and they've got the best odds contests and promotions in the business
[00:49:18] Mm-hmm, but the only place I trust to handle my penis the one sports book guaranteed to give me the hardest dick for the national championship
[00:49:38] You know me and you know that I don't give a shit about anything
[00:49:42] So to earn it you've got to be the best at what you do and my bookie is the best sports book out there period
[00:50:03] Yeah, oh sorry to match halfway up to a thousand bucks
[00:50:08] Head over to my bookie if you want to add a little excitement to the sports you love and the games you bet
[00:50:17] I do love doing that bet them with the best bet my bookie, but now let's talk for a second is
[00:50:24] That I actually I like these guys over there. Yeah, so yeah, they're good guys
[00:50:28] They're good guys. Yeah, you know, and that's I think more important than anything is once we enter the
[00:50:33] Who are your guys economy? Mmm, and so we come out of the recession
[00:50:47] The Streisand effect on inflation one of the most fucked up things. Yeah
[00:50:52] In knowing that's what I call interest rates is the Streisand effect. Yeah, I don't know what do you mean?
[00:50:59] You don't get why why I have to spell it out for you. Yeah
[00:51:06] Now this is some spelling I can get behind. Oh, yeah, I don't even think of her as Jay. I think of her as a beautiful
[00:51:13] What the hell are you spelling there, Ernie?
[00:51:19] No, no, no, I don't know I don't know for you. How did birth talk?
[00:51:25] Well, I don't don't spell that like out of Carola and then fucking Oscars like
[00:51:33] Maybe maybe you start with a J is something the word that's got halfway in between
[00:51:40] No, not that one either what Jay don't do it. E. No. Oh, that one's fine. Yeah, that's the point
[00:51:52] Well, what do you mean Elmo? Well, Ernie wanted to spell the and word
[00:52:01] Goodbye, Elmo. So if you go to my leaving Sesame Street, what's that?
[00:52:08] Nothing going good. Well, I've been priced out of Sesame Street Elmo
[00:52:13] The taxes got too high and had to sell the brownstone. There's been in my family for a hundred years
[00:52:17] And now I'm homeless now that autistic muppet lives there. You get a good deal on there. No
[00:52:24] That's an asset. I'll use the money to move my mother into a nursing home. Oh, and they abused her
[00:52:34] At all I got arrested forgetting to loud on the phone with the insurance
[00:52:48] Did you see what conservatives are saying about AOC? Sorry Elmo. I'm completely checked out
[00:52:59] This is great I need some space for my podcast duty
[00:53:08] I'm going to Maria and the end-desk park to skateboard until I can give a 19 year old HPV
[00:53:17] I'm gonna be a photographer for vice Gordon
[00:53:24] Good luck. Good luck moving to Rockland County
[00:53:31] I guess you're either going to East Brooklyn or jail
[00:53:38] Or maybe you'll move with your family back. Oh, and I totally get it. I went through the protest slash somebody
[00:53:46] We really made a difference Gordon for those three days. It's really not that simple Elmo
[00:53:51] You know what? I'm kind of tired of talking about this. Can't we just all move on. Let's just fucking move on
[00:53:57] Please believe in science the important thing was making sure the vaccines got a little long and last time I checked
[00:54:10] All red fuzzy people I know they take it at their earliest opportunity. It's maybe a different group of people who
[00:54:18] Naturally obviously have a reason to be
[00:54:21] Sis species but I get that the orange man is gone
[00:54:30] We have a ghost now elmo murdered is newly purchased brownstone
[00:54:41] Gordon would go out like a fucking hero for that one
[00:54:43] Because i went deep on the police doesn't mean I can't call them on you
[00:54:51] If I hear but shots of music played too loud too late into the night, I can still call the police
[00:54:57] I have to work for two hours. I called but I requested a social worker. I told him I thought you were mentally ill
[00:55:06] For letting your dog bark after 7 p.m. I said I don't want it to turn in
[00:55:12] To it to me a rice situation. I'm sorry your children were sent to juvie
[00:55:17] But they shouldn't have opened that fire hydrant on a hoden did you steal my fucking bicycle
[00:55:27] Well, I'm gonna ring doorbell and I'm gonna watch the video
[00:55:32] Gordon, I'm sorry for accusing you of stealing my bike
[00:55:35] It's just I just got out of a toxic relationship
[00:55:43] So you have to understand more than my personality disorder
[00:55:57] And maybe we can split your lawyer fees 75 20
[00:56:30] Mm-hmm. Come town come town or come town 20 more book it all right sesame Street sesame Street go to my bookie.org slash sesame Street
[00:56:39] And place your bets listen things are at baseball
[00:56:43] Fucking race ball race ball actually the NFL preseason will start by the time you're listening to this NFL preseason
[00:56:51] fantasy football is just around the corner. Pussy season
[00:56:54] Mm-hmm. Adam's fantasy football. What is that? Oh, you don't get fucked in the ass
[00:57:05] Again, that's going on my permanent record. Yeah, you're pea pea
[00:57:10] This minute pussy. Do you have a business license for this lemonade stand?
[00:57:15] Can I see a permit Gordon good night? That's very cute that your granddaughter's trying to start a business
[00:57:23] But the thing is is it bothers me. There's a there's a process that you have to honestly go through with the city before she can
[00:57:32] Make money for her basket on the same your tone and the way you're asking me why are you doing this?
[00:57:45] Very little option but other than to call the police which I don't want to I want to do
[00:57:51] Ideologically speaking because I'm a good fucking person
[00:57:58] But push comes to show I will and I have I already did
[00:58:03] You're on the way they're on their way so I would check my tone if I were you Gordon
[00:58:12] I've requested that they only bring tasers in a social work
[00:58:23] I'll film it in case you need it as evidence. I'll film it just in case
[00:58:28] Yeah, don't I Gordon don't trust me I understand I get I do cocaine with a couple of people that work at the ACLU
[00:58:36] We often go out and get fucked up and complain about people in the media we don't like
[00:59:02] They have one big bird dude. No, the nipples are just on the bottom. That's really yeah
[00:59:08] That's awesome. They're hidden. But if you know where to look some big fat you can get a nice show
[00:59:15] You could get a real nice really nice show really nice penis
[00:59:25] Wow, thank you Stavros for your addition your character gave a small penis. I thought it was really accurate
[00:59:31] But yeah, well it was a stretch for me. I showed my range as an actor
[00:59:36] Because it's not what I'm like one of the greatest
[00:59:41] Impressions of a guy at the small piece. Yeah, it wasn't present ever seen since my dick is not small
[00:59:47] It's pretty impressive how good I was really like your choice
[00:59:50] I basically just tell her underpants. I channeled my friends Nick and Adam equally. Yeah
[00:59:56] Well, the problem is is we're already getting pushback in the suggestion of hiring you people are saying your dick is so small
[01:00:03] It's offensive to people with regular size. Well again. I'm doing an impression of Nick and Adam because they said
[01:00:11] I can make you my dick a little big representation is important, but you're so far well Ed Sullivan
[01:00:17] I can make my dick a little bit they actually say that your dick is so small
[01:00:21] It's offensive to women within large clitorises. No, they don't say that makes them feel and again
[01:00:26] I'm doing a size doing an impression. Yeah, we've covered this. Yeah, no
[01:00:31] I would love to audition for SNL and be like this my impression of China from WWF
[01:00:37] Be like oh my pussy so big my piece of being
[01:00:48] Be so sorry my keys no big oh triple a what the fuck are you doing?
[01:00:54] I'm like hey, no one really knows your China anymore
[01:00:57] I never got my backbone out like these people even at the height of her fame. She wasn't really an SNL stock type of impression
[01:01:07] And she was not Chinese and they're like you've got the job you have the job
[01:01:18] I'm gay and Jewish it would be funny to audition for SNL just doing Prussian from like 35 years
[01:01:25] Be like this aggression will not stand just bad impression bad George
[01:01:33] Like impressions of data car be doing impressions
[01:01:42] This is uh, this is a guy that's very smooth talker trying to get off for the murder of his wife
[01:01:49] Yeah, by saying that he's gay so he couldn't possibly have had a wife
[01:01:53] Yeah, that's my runner. I don't understand how I could have killed my wife. I'm a homosexual
[01:01:59] It doesn't matter a fact or a point of fact I am a fan if you will
[01:02:15] They're like, oh, you got the job like incredible job
[01:02:19] That plus China we're gonna lead you're gonna do that as a cold open here's my show. Here's my offer to you is
[01:02:27] You hire me. I will replace every single cast member and writer on the show
[01:02:33] And you have to pay me nothing and the show is just mine for a month
[01:02:39] And in exchange I will give you 300 bitcoin
[01:02:43] It's pretty good. Yeah, that sounds like a pretty good deal and I'm gay myself
[01:02:51] Much like your character you were just doing or maybe you're still doing
[01:02:55] Uh, it's very good. I am gay in real life. I killed my wife and I'm gay
[01:03:02] That's true. I've heard that about Lord Michaels
[01:03:07] I'm gonna have to go to I've I've got a scam where I've bought the identity of
[01:03:17] Just work on that was Lauren Michaels. Wow
[01:03:27] What do I just doxed a baby on the show? That'd be cool. I'm baby maulin. This is the baby doxing show
[01:03:33] The the right the yeah fucking alt-right's most hardcore podcast
[01:03:39] Come town Ruby dox baby dox random babies that happen to share the last name of one of those
[01:03:46] And whose father is fucking stupid and doesn't know his own email dress
[01:03:50] Are we uh, are you watching any of this uh, one six stuff?
[01:03:55] What's that? I know they're starting to charge they starting to charge people for one six
[01:03:59] You mean your dicken inches and my dicken inches
[01:04:08] Exactly. Yeah, you use an impossibly small number for me and a size that's like
[01:04:14] Probably a little bit generous on your I used your actual six size and basically if you round up my
[01:04:24] I basically did that I did rounding. I looked at the they were teaching rounding in school and the only application is the size
[01:04:32] There's really nothing else are you ever really round
[01:04:35] There's nothing like this kind of defeats the whole purpose of numbers
[01:04:51] Just my character very useful and he's very useful
[01:04:56] I'm very useful and you can use my and you can use me like a fuck. You can use my mouth and fuck it
[01:05:09] That's a really good character. I'll but wait. My name is also giant penis
[01:05:20] And people are like wow this guy must have a giant penis. I'm like no I have an ant
[01:05:28] That's a good trick from tyland. I'm from tyland and my have an ant
[01:05:40] Those are two separate characters as the same guy
[01:05:43] That's a good night. All of this. That'd be great
[01:05:53] Um person bine and sign into law in energy act
[01:06:02] Uh, which has many people asking him that they climb
[01:06:08] A tall bitch to have sex with mm-hmm. Yeah climb eight and then eight her pussy
[01:06:13] Yeah, I climb eight her pussy. Yeah, you climb up early and eat her pussy
[01:06:18] Yeah, and I changed her into a woman that's been fucked
[01:06:30] The one dollar and 82 cents you leave on the top of the air conditioner after you fuck my mom
[01:06:38] Fuck my mom. That's her going right. You just leave
[01:06:42] Is that what climate change is mr. Biden?
[01:06:45] Yeah, john all over tonight. We'll be back. Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, I thought the climate change
[01:07:02] Tell them with the little dick wearing an even smaller dick prosthetic
[01:07:07] Fucking you in an enlarged version of your ass
[01:07:14] That is like that. Oh, I'm sorry. Here's my little ass dick. It's how you're gay. Now you're gay
[01:07:20] He does say that yeah, donald trump said the vaccines don't work and then he himself got the vaccine
[01:07:33] But they're closer for a little girl and then you go into a children's store and pull out your penis
[01:07:42] And then you use your penis to suck the penis
[01:07:51] Because i'm not gay and our little girl john all over tonight
[01:08:03] And also um the stavros halkius in your town. Wow great sex i'm going on tour folks
[01:08:11] Stavi dot biz slash tour i'm probably coming to denver soon. I forget when this is coming out
[01:08:22] But listen fucking I don't know portland seattle denver
[01:08:28] Shits coming up buy those fucking tickets with a hard-ass dick
[01:08:34] Denver act me. Oh, I'm going to fucking
[01:08:36] I'm going to between denver and acme. I'm gonna go to
[01:08:42] Omaha, I think we're going to bro nice painting Manning dude. I'm
[01:08:46] I just figured i'll see a little bit of the fucking center of the country or whatever the fuck it's called
[01:08:51] I'm not going to the center of the country ever again. Yeah further west and west, Virginia off limits
[01:08:57] You're not going to leave into the west of the country. No now go to like
[01:09:02] Calle Calista middle of the country is everything in between Hawaii and New York
[01:09:08] So you can see it's right just because cations live in Hawaii. You think it's not part of the united states
[01:09:14] Oh, I never said that very funny that you think uh that the mid west quote unquote
[01:09:22] 6 million miles away from the actual west coast. I never thought that just because there's china
[01:09:27] The the Hawaii is all but you're fucking touch types of Chinese people that it's not that's true america
[01:09:38] You've been saying that I would but I it's filled with the dicks
[01:09:43] I am I thought you're trying that pretty much immediately. Oh, yeah, you knew that was
[01:09:49] You like the fucking kid in class like that's what I was gonna know. That's what you're like. That's you
[01:09:58] I know the answer. I always can say that
[01:10:01] Oh, I was I'm Adam and I was gonna have I was gonna say the right answer. Hmm say thank you
[01:10:10] You're a big really big dick. Yes, most can add you blowing
[01:10:14] You had him by saying that's what you're like and then you let him out act out you much like you blew a guy with a droopy dog tattoo
[01:10:22] That's true an old timey. I was a droopy dog tattoo
[01:10:29] Let's push your main dick. She that's what he said. Yeah, who by the way did have a hot girlfriend in the cartoon
[01:10:36] Who was I file? I file droopy dog away as an as an icon for ugly motherfuckers that get good. Good. See honestly
[01:10:43] Well, yeah, I am like the droopy dog. There's a lot of filing as you can
[01:10:50] It's like secretary style a little kid. Oh, we're a little paint suit does your vibe now to put together father
[01:10:56] Yeah, we were we were like mailroom guys were obsessed with stationary coming up just letters flying all over
[01:11:04] Nomadic tubes. Yes, sir. We got we got to get this shit over
[01:11:11] Letters being sorted. Yeah, I got it my own office. Shut up. My uncle got me. It has my name on the office
[01:11:18] No, it doesn't. Yeah, they didn't but they just put me in there. They don't give me any work. Really? I just got the title. Mm-hmm. No, you don't
[01:11:26] You're uncle molested you back at the agency. You're uncle molested you in that room. You got molested in that room
[01:11:37] And you worked your way down the bad guys cock you had to start kissing you had to start giving a butterfly kiss
[01:11:43] I'm just like and work your way down your uncle
[01:11:49] Started in the mail room and worked his way down way down the cock
[01:11:59] I'm not gonna see stop. I'm gonna see you tell why don't you tell everybody that why we had to
[01:12:04] Cancel the show for all of September and November and October. We didn't cancel the show. It's all canceled
[01:12:11] Then nobody knows until this why are you canceling it right now? You cancel it so you could why are you telling everybody get surgery to?
[01:12:19] I'm not it's not a good surgery. You're doing half an inch half an inch longer
[01:12:23] You're getting an experience the show isn't canceled expanded to be indian beginning surgery to child
[01:12:29] I'm just I'm not gonna see stop until august 30 and after today the vagina in the middle of your back
[01:12:34] That's not what's going on right now. I wanted to have a hard-selled moment
[01:12:38] That's hard if you're tired of black teenagers putting batteries in there
[01:12:41] Always making about black teenagers when you're on the train wearing a cut-off a mid-riff
[01:12:46] You know I'm a car guy cut off t-shirt and and teenagers are putting batteries in your back push
[01:12:53] Cut-off t-shirt as you're wearing a cut-off t-shirt. No, this is a different kind. These are sleeves sleevelish
[01:12:59] I meant where you get your mid-riff. Yeah
[01:13:02] I don't wear belly shirts. You're wearing a belly shirt was in your back the josh
[01:13:06] If I ever wore a belly shirt, I'd wear it in the style of a 1980s quarterback
[01:13:10] They call you the energizer bunny on the train. There she go
[01:13:13] Yeah, they keep going and going and going and then they put batteries they put a bunch of D-cell batteries in your back pussy
[01:13:20] And you like it because it feels like a car. Yeah, no
[01:13:23] But you're worried because it's their dirty, you know, that's not true
[01:13:26] You're worried about getting bacterial vaginosis
[01:13:30] Bacterial vaginosis you can't get that from a button and then and then after they leave someone on the train in the far end
[01:13:37] Just you quietly say yeah, and then they immediately go on their phone and they say I saw someone being harassed on the train
[01:13:45] Consoled the woman and I was like are like are you okay? Hey, what's going on?
[01:13:50] I didn't consult I didn't confront them because you don't do that and because of police makes it more dangerous
[01:13:57] Dangerous. I just I just held space for them
[01:14:00] You just and then the background as they're tweeting at us being like set on fire by cleanseman
[01:14:08] And that's all it takes to save someone's life. We don't need the it's not that hard for me. It's not that hard for me
[01:14:18] And I started to go fund me I started to go fund me for myself so I could get
[01:14:22] I saw something about yeah the skyward sword for nintendo switch
[01:14:29] Because I earned it and it'll help me recover from the trauma I the second hand trauma I experience from the trauma
[01:14:36] I had for not getting breath of the wild
[01:14:43] You have breasts of the wild yeah, you do have breasts you got a big old pair of breasts
[01:14:48] They're not that big. Yeah, are you what is part of the shorts so small today? I don't know
[01:14:54] You look you're riding a little though a little bit. I'm trying to get my thighs tight tanned up
[01:15:01] I don't like them being so football season dude. No
[01:15:06] No, no, you don't have to report to many can look how fucking wet my thighs are compared to my
[01:15:12] You're but you're about to go to greased dude. You're gonna get mad tan. I know I can't wait
[01:15:19] Are you going to Paris to meet jock de pussy? You're actually going to Paris
[01:15:22] I've always wanted to go. We're gonna fuck them. I'm gonna go
[01:15:25] I told you I told you it's a million dollars. Oh for Delaware. Why are you saying that?
[01:15:33] That you didn't know that I was going to Paris friends. I've told you like 15 times
[01:15:38] Well, maybe I thought you meant like a different place like any Paris, Texas
[01:15:43] Yeah, maybe I thought you're going to like you know, Jim Thorpe or
[01:15:54] Wilmington, Delaware, Wilmington, Delaware perhaps maybe we're hoboath beach. Yeah, kokomo, Indiana or raw way in New Jersey
[01:16:05] I was already doing that. It was getting kind of the end of it
[01:16:14] Well, it's bad attitude because I've I've been catching yeah
[01:16:17] I've been you should turn in your bad attitude and have a rat attitude
[01:16:21] Do you know I have one rat attitudey rat attitudey
[01:16:32] Mad about you mad about you and it's about a rat that lives in uh, what's Paul risers all risers
[01:16:37] Paul risers ass it controls his cock and bowls of no we already did the fucking one
[01:16:41] But what if he lived in the pussy of Helen hunt?
[01:16:46] I'm listening and Paul risers like what are you doing in there? She's doing a little mousie guy
[01:16:53] He's like, I'm a I'm a fucking rat and I live in fucking Helen cunt
[01:16:59] What if he sucked what if the rat sucked Paul risers cock while he fucked? Yeah, or what if the rat would probably feel good
[01:17:06] Do you think set by rat while you're getting pussy? I don't think a rat would suck dick very nicely
[01:17:11] But what if the rat was Paul right don't get down on yourself like that
[01:17:16] Because that is you probably said they're pretty good. I'm not a rat
[01:17:21] But what if the rat what if the rat was Paul risers best friend, right?
[01:17:25] But he couldn't stand that bitch Helen hunt but he had to stay with her
[01:17:29] He was he was he had to make it work so he can hang out with his rat best friend that hangs
[01:17:33] The lives that are pussy, you know what I mean?
[01:17:41] There's a little rat that lives in fucking with dying dying is pussy
[01:17:45] I like that dude tell me who can start my heart as much as you
[01:17:52] Tell me all your secrets and I'm telling you most of mine
[01:17:56] They say nobody's perfect. Well, that's really true this time
[01:17:59] I don't have the answers. I don't have a plan. All I have is you so baby help me understand what we
[01:18:18] Maybe right after you can whisper in my ears. Yeah, well, I can see would have to be who'd have to be when he says
[01:18:27] I'll tell you why but who gives a shit, you know, I mean hour 20 minutes. Oh, geez look you take this