[00:00:00] We're back!

[00:00:01] We're back!

[00:00:03] We're back!

[00:00:04] We're back!

[00:00:05] Rain!

[00:00:07] Rain and shine, John!

[00:00:10] Mm!

[00:00:11] I'm gonna love you anyway.

[00:00:13] So rusty.

[00:00:14] You gotta call me gay!

[00:00:17] Day and night, John!

[00:00:20] I'm anywhere you want!

[00:00:23] No matter how far.

[00:00:26] No matter how far.

[00:00:27] It feels so beautiful.

[00:00:29] Don't you agree?

[00:00:31] Yeah!

[00:00:32] What's up, baby?

[00:00:33] Yeah!

[00:00:34] Don't you agree?

[00:00:37] Now let's go.

[00:00:38] As soon as they hear the voice in the flow, they already know it.

[00:00:41] It's come town.

[00:00:42] Ha ha ha ha!

[00:00:44] That's a great theme, John.

[00:00:46] That's a new intro to our show.

[00:00:47] Fully, we did it.

[00:00:49] It's licensed.

[00:00:50] Yeah, not only is licensed, we made it.

[00:00:52] I was the guy rapping.

[00:00:54] That was my voice.

[00:00:55] Yeah!

[00:00:56] Yeah!

[00:00:57] That's my trademark sound.

[00:00:59] Yeah, we're gonna be doing a versus.

[00:01:01] Yeah!

[00:01:02] Yeah!

[00:01:03] We're gonna be doing versus against...

[00:01:04] Should we do versus versus...

[00:01:05] We should have scanked!

[00:01:06] We should have scanked!

[00:01:07] Who's bits?

[00:01:09] Dude, honestly, I will just crush Dave Smith.

[00:01:13] We would crush a lot of podcasts on a versus.

[00:01:15] Oh my God.

[00:01:16] Because our best bits are...

[00:01:17] Look, most of the time the show sucks dick.

[00:01:19] But our best bits are funnier than anything.

[00:01:21] No, yeah, for sure.

[00:01:22] But the ratio is 1% to 99%.

[00:01:26] Mm-hmm.

[00:01:27] But listen, dude...

[00:01:28] You've got a sip.

[00:01:29] We got that Batman shit from like five years ago.

[00:01:32] We got gay Michael Douglas.

[00:01:34] My biggest dream is that the leftist comedians

[00:01:37] that stopped doing comedy just do leftism.

[00:01:40] Mm-hmm.

[00:01:41] Podcast leftism eventually get into rapping.

[00:01:44] Oh, hell yeah.

[00:01:45] That they make the final...

[00:01:47] Cautious hippo.

[00:01:48] To being, yeah, like...

[00:01:50] I'm getting into rapping, fuck that.

[00:01:51] And then they slowly, without realizing it, turn into

[00:01:54] Lin-Man Well-Maranda.

[00:01:56] It's so fucking like poor.

[00:01:59] Poor, not successful at all.

[00:02:01] Say what you want about Lin, but that motherfuckers,

[00:02:03] he's got fucking Illuminati money now.

[00:02:06] Yeah.

[00:02:07] Lin's out there, dude.

[00:02:09] Dude, people are crazy for him.

[00:02:10] If he wanted to do, he could have immortal technique.

[00:02:13] Or what was it?

[00:02:14] Immortal technique.

[00:02:15] He could have a mortal technique, murder.

[00:02:16] He could have a mortal technique, murder.

[00:02:17] Was it a mortal technique or tech nine?

[00:02:18] I guess it was a mortal technique.

[00:02:19] It was a mortal technique.

[00:02:20] Mortal technique.

[00:02:21] It'll be mortal.

[00:02:22] I'm about to kill you.

[00:02:23] You could have sucked the only way you live as if you sucked my dick.

[00:02:26] Whatever Lin makes it, what if he rapes a mortal technique?

[00:02:29] While rapping Gailie at him.

[00:02:31] Alexen, look at my little ass dick.

[00:02:34] You have to put it in your mouth, or I will shoot you in the fucking face.

[00:02:37] This guy, he's got him fucking hog-tied.

[00:02:40] And he puts his little ass fucking tan dick in his mouth, his little beige dick in his mouth.

[00:02:45] Look, I'm a Hamilton, Kramilton.

[00:02:47] My tan dick into your mouth.

[00:02:49] You're an ass-ingan-ass again.

[00:02:51] You're an ass-ingan-ass again.

[00:02:53] My Kramilton, my little ass.

[00:02:54] I'm a Alexander Hamilton, Kramilton, my tan dick into your tiny ass and mouth.

[00:02:59] That's pretty good.

[00:03:01] That's what I'm saying.

[00:03:02] He could do that if you wanted to.

[00:03:03] He's that rich.

[00:03:04] What is that song that people play?

[00:03:05] It's like, I'm a bastard.

[00:03:07] Fag it.

[00:03:08] I don't know.

[00:03:09] The Adam Sugglin story.

[00:03:10] The Adam Sugglin story.

[00:03:11] The Adam Sugglin story.

[00:03:12] The Adam Sugglin story.

[00:03:13] The Adam Sugglin story.

[00:03:14] The Great Minds, brother.

[00:03:16] The Great Minds, brother.

[00:03:17] The Good Minds.

[00:03:18] The Good Minds.

[00:03:19] You're a bastard.

[00:03:21] You're a bastard.

[00:03:22] You're a bastard.

[00:03:23] Me, too.

[00:03:24] You're a bastard.

[00:03:25] The Good Minds.

[00:03:26] The Good Minds.

[00:03:27] The Good Minds.

[00:03:28] Time to run.

[00:03:29] Say you're a bastard.

[00:03:30] Or a bastard.

[00:03:31] I just want you to leave.

[00:03:32] I'm a bastard.

[00:03:33] I wanna get into rapping, fuck that.

[00:03:34] I wanna get into the kind of rap bars.

[00:03:36] Not really.

[00:03:38] Okay, ghost writer.

[00:03:39] Let's just lose pain.

[00:03:40] I'm the one they call on.

[00:03:43] Gotta feed the family if not, then it falls on me.

[00:03:48] Great song.

[00:03:49] Who's that, J.D.Kiss?

[00:03:50] Mm-hmm.

[00:03:51] J.D.Kiss?

[00:03:52] Why?

[00:03:53] I kissed you, you bitch ass Adams.

[00:03:55] Adams, rap name is Guy DeKiss.

[00:03:57] Guy DeKiss?

[00:03:57] Guy DeKiss?

[00:03:58] No.

[00:04:00] You'll see me on that.

[00:04:01] I gotta kiss penis, it better be cleanness.

[00:04:04] I can't be getting sick off kissing this penis.

[00:04:07] That's so fucking true.

[00:04:09] Nah dude, I wanna hire some ghost writers

[00:04:11] and just have a video with hot women

[00:04:13] that I've had sex with all of them.

[00:04:15] I'll just hire sex workers to suck me off

[00:04:17] and be in my video.

[00:04:19] Write it off, because it's a production cost.

[00:04:22] 100%.

[00:04:23] If I'm getting sucked off on camera,

[00:04:24] you can write that off and Uncle Sam has to do it.

[00:04:28] How many rap videos have gone full hard core pornography?

[00:04:31] Not that many.

[00:04:32] And look, I would blur it out like Japanese pornography.

[00:04:35] No, you gotta show the scene.

[00:04:36] No, no, no, no.

[00:04:37] You gotta go show the scene.

[00:04:37] I would blur it out, but it would be in the video

[00:04:41] and it would be the smallest.

[00:04:42] No, the blur would be your regular size.

[00:04:45] It would be the smallest size.

[00:04:46] It would be a big blur, it would be a relatively big blur

[00:04:49] to get every, you know, cause you don't wanna show pubes.

[00:04:52] I wouldn't be showing pubes either,

[00:04:53] this has to go on YouTube.

[00:04:54] It would be simulated.

[00:04:56] It would appear simulated, but I would be getting sucked off.

[00:04:59] But the blur's gotta be big enough,

[00:05:01] regardless of how little my penis is.

[00:05:03] Which by the way, you're not really getting me, Adam.

[00:05:06] I'm on record as having a fucking small.

[00:05:10] Slightly.

[00:05:11] Just bare, basically average.

[00:05:14] And in the right circumstances,

[00:05:16] with the right kind of pussy.

[00:05:18] Right.

[00:05:18] A just right type penis.

[00:05:20] They call me Goldilocks there,

[00:05:22] cause I'm not sure it's just right

[00:05:23] if your pussy's a little small.

[00:05:25] Yeah, that's me, dude.

[00:05:31] My dick is Goldilocks.

[00:05:32] And it ain't too big, it ain't too small.

[00:05:34] I'm the bare family coming home and destroying

[00:05:38] and killing the woman.

[00:05:40] Daring to eat my fucking oatmeal.

[00:05:42] My special wait out oatmeal is from my bulk and you see him.

[00:05:47] Bitch, you're fucking my macros up, you whore.

[00:05:51] I'm checking the app, I'm like sweating.

[00:05:53] Yeah.

[00:05:54] I'm like, this is all weighed out.

[00:05:56] Where are your parents?

[00:05:58] I'm an entire bare family.

[00:06:02] Yeah, dude, I want to be a fuck.

[00:06:03] Yeah.

[00:06:04] If you could have one magical skill,

[00:06:06] mine would actually probably be rapping.

[00:06:08] Yeah, rapping.

[00:06:09] Or singing.

[00:06:09] That's not even magic.

[00:06:10] People can do that.

[00:06:11] Let's hear a couple of, we'll play beat.

[00:06:13] No, I don't have, I said I would want a magical skill.

[00:06:16] Yeah.

[00:06:17] What would you choose, Adam?

[00:06:18] I guess song is singing.

[00:06:19] My case, my case, my case, my case, my case.

[00:06:24] There you go.

[00:06:26] No, I've told you, I don't have the ability.

[00:06:28] I want to cultivate it.

[00:06:31] But I honestly just want to be in videos.

[00:06:33] P.D. Chris go.

[00:06:35] That's you.

[00:06:35] No.

[00:06:36] Yeah.

[00:06:37] Big reputation for handling them bros.

[00:06:39] All I need is me a few seconds more than this.

[00:06:42] I'm right.

[00:06:42] Double a to bring my left.

[00:06:44] This is a banger, dude.

[00:06:45] You can put it in.

[00:06:46] I'm your true.

[00:06:47] I'm your main got nothing to prove and you can send it by

[00:06:50] to cut it same to do it.

[00:06:51] Yeah.

[00:06:52] P.D. music really was a lot better back when we were children.

[00:06:56] When we were, yeah, we were 13.

[00:06:58] That's crazy.

[00:06:58] That's older than that.

[00:06:59] That's probably 15, 60.

[00:07:00] I remember reading.

[00:07:01] P.D. Pablo?

[00:07:02] Yeah, yeah.

[00:07:02] I was definitely a teeny.

[00:07:04] I was all like, we've talked about it many times.

[00:07:05] And I just remember beating off to P.D. Pablo's videos.

[00:07:08] So the girl on the blue, I follow her on Instagram now.

[00:07:11] Let me find.

[00:07:12] Let me get real quick.

[00:07:12] She's very hot.

[00:07:14] She's still incredible.

[00:07:15] Oh, that was a lie.

[00:07:16] Love of my life.

[00:07:17] Is that lie in freakle league?

[00:07:18] Do you want it in your pussy?

[00:07:19] Do you want it in your hair?

[00:07:21] Fuck, I'm forgetting her name.

[00:07:25] Let me go through my stories.

[00:07:26] She posted anything.

[00:07:27] I'm right.

[00:07:28] That's the back.

[00:07:29] Go.

[00:07:30] Go.

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[00:07:50] I don't ARRATESman.

[00:07:51] Oh shit.

[00:07:52] Jesus, where is it hanging in here?

[00:07:57] You came up with me TraBrian.

[00:08:04] She's beating me and going to do things designing prisoner.

[00:08:07] You jobs dance as destruction.

[00:08:09] It turned out to force a bunch of people to fill as death.

[00:08:14] Everybody said Sierra had a kitty.

[00:08:16] She's an objectively very high-dend. I was like I was like I mean I guess I don't care

[00:08:22] Maybe I got you I think that was my footed or to make me transit to make me open-minded towards

[00:08:28] Listen if a woman looks like Sierra. I don't care any chase. She's got a dick

[00:08:32] She here is so hot. Yeah, I was just gorgeous. You tell me I'm not gonna get at least a dome

[00:08:38] I was saying the hell am I when they got an asshole they got rid of Aunt Jemima

[00:08:42] They should have made it they should have done in vagina. Yeah, and it's like like Alice from Super Jail

[00:08:49] Kind of look like a very strong

[00:08:51] Transwoman and then they put it out and then they go is this work. Do we get off the hook for this?

[00:08:58] Is this one all right, please no there hold on. She's not a slave

[00:09:03] She's honing her own body. She's a trend. They're like well, that's a

[00:09:07] You know, I don't know what's wrong with it exactly

[00:09:11] I guess that's the representation rule. That's the thing is like trans people want representation. It's fine, but okay. How about in cartoons? Yep

[00:09:19] That's a good point. Are you talking specifically Alice from Super Jail? I'm talking about like Alice from Super Jail or Bugs Bunny wearing the dress

[00:09:26] Listen, that's another one where I'm like, you know what?

[00:09:30] Bugs has some sex appeal right now. Yeah, he probably knows how to suck dick when he's got the wig on

[00:09:35] Chugs Connie and he drinks piss chugs comey chug chug's

[00:09:39] Con well Connie. Then they call pussy Connie in Britain

[00:09:46] Yeah, that's like a little bunny

[00:09:50] It is kind of a cool nelly is how you say bunny in Greek cunellia cunellia

[00:09:55] Wow, mm-hmm

[00:09:57] And how you say Adam is boost the effort else

[00:10:02] Faggy

[00:10:04] I learned that before we recorded today the staff shouted that to me on the street. I said hell. Yeah, brother

[00:10:12] Know what you said, but yeah, I like the sound of it. All right

[00:10:15] I don't know what you said, but something in me

[00:10:18] organically knew it was right knew it was correct. It felt good the Greek news

[00:10:22] There and trick man was reported that there's a

[00:10:25] Mm-hmm a pussy vagios or whatever. No, no, no, pusty separate

[00:10:30] Pussy is money that little money was that give me pussy I want pussy

[00:11:00] I'm a fan

[00:11:03] Well look how good I fast my my my sorting Kinah's cuz it t Winam's using idea

[00:11:19] Suck penis cause it tastes good and I'm gay

[00:11:28] Remind me a good time to check out the patreon. Oh, yeah

[00:11:33] Slash come come come to come down. We got three years backlog

[00:11:38] More than that, bro. Oh damn five five years five years

[00:11:42] Stuff you probably heard on a YouTube clip chain, but you can get it you can context in context

[00:11:50] You can relive our lives. You're ever wondering like how do they get to the thing with Sebastian?

[00:11:56] It's a 45 minute conversation about

[00:12:00] When you why they got two windows at the fucking drive-through of McDonald's

[00:12:05] There you go, they pick one right? Yeah, they should just be one window

[00:12:11] And now because I use that special word

[00:12:15] Let's call it the word of the day. I am no longer

[00:12:21] Be we you said the magic word

[00:12:24] What did he say fucking robot fag whatever that character is a chair? He said

[00:12:31] What is a chair?

[00:12:35] Green genie well

[00:12:37] Fuck you

[00:12:39] The fucking listen the fuck this fucking guy that shows too old for that wasn't on one

[00:12:45] I think it's too old for us. Yeah, I think it was a couple years old

[00:12:49] I watched it. I remember I remember it being on but I don't remember it was called penis playhouse the penis playhouse

[00:12:56] Yeah

[00:12:57] Let me look up the member he got me go like a high I'm back on the hacking off the pornography in a theater

[00:13:02] And yeah, but it's like who can't like jambi he just supposed to never beat off me like a high and make a high

[00:13:07] No, they weren't computers yet. Yeah, that's a great little I remember being a kid my mom

[00:13:13] Like yeah, there was a sick pervert. Yeah, I remember my parents

[00:13:18] The man was jacking off. Yeah parents also said that to me about Michael Jackson Madonna. There's a there were discuss Madonna

[00:13:25] Yeah, I don't know how much any kids

[00:13:28] Well, she said her pussy on a fucking coffee table book. She did a yeah, she made a book about sex

[00:13:33] Mm-hmm. Yep, very wild to boomers to do that spend their entire youth giving each other fucking HIV

[00:13:39] Pre HIV. Yeah, but just having just get little media. They were passing the clap back and forth

[00:13:44] I just fucking down in the most debaucherous youth listening to fucking Janice Joplin pretending. It's political

[00:13:51] Yeah, they're changing the world by being fucking hoards by getting your fucking by stuff

[00:13:57] It's a marriage

[00:13:58] That's a gene. Yeah, they get a fucking pants suit and some shoulder pads and they're like I've never beat off

[00:14:03] I don't beat off and you can't beat off on a porno theater. You can't just you can't just you can't just lead off

[00:14:09] You can't just play with your dick and so play with your fucking dick and the important thing to do is if you think that's true

[00:14:15] Go to patreon.com

[00:14:18] Sign up you will get membership bonus get your own damn fries

[00:14:22] And look while we're at the topic you got to go check out the fucking Prince of pleasure tour coming to a town

[00:14:29] This week we're in fucking Denver, baby

[00:14:31] By those tickets some shits might even have sold out by now Denver in verb and Denver were in Omaha, Nebraska

[00:14:38] You corn eating motherfuckers better come out

[00:14:40] Akmi Minneapolis. Oh my hog got hard thinking about next weekend

[00:14:46] All the pussy you can give in Omaha and then San Antonio the next week and then Cleveland Phoenix Madison

[00:14:53] We're coming everywhere, baby

[00:14:54] Just say an old white guy with a white beard walking to you like some stop me dot B slash tour for tickets

[00:15:00] It's like I'm with the Christian getting pussy associate

[00:15:03] He's like for a cost cup cup for your day. You can give your pussy to an African child

[00:15:08] We will fly you to Africa and you can suck and fuck the kids for their benefit

[00:15:14] Right and also I get some of the pussy and well the way it actually works is I fuck you and then I fuck the kids

[00:15:19] I tell them to get the pussy through the transit property of my dick. I tell the kid about what the pussy felt like

[00:15:27] It's a good detail. Yeah, I'm a good. I'm a really good writer. My name is Lance Cash

[00:15:32] And I'm here at the Christian getting pussy association. Yep. Mm-hmm. He's just got an African kid on a leash

[00:15:37] She's walking through a field of garbage just burning garbage

[00:15:43] These kids lives are fucked up. They're fucked like beyond the repair and there's nothing that really I'm over here every day

[00:15:50] Trying to get them coffee

[00:15:52] And I think I deserve a just a little bit of push little piece of pussy pie for a good old Lance Cash

[00:15:58] Room led so when I come back to America putting together the Prince pleasure tour

[00:16:03] No, no, no, no. Yeah, I am not Lance Cash. Well, no, but you're fulfilling his vision

[00:16:08] I'm Star Wars Algies

[00:16:10] I have the pleasure to her coming to Denver this weekend. I had the nameless next weekend. I had the name San Antonio after that

[00:16:17] He's stolen from Lance Cash. He'd seen the Bible

[00:16:21] Don't ask me to quote it. I'm not a fucking nerd. I'm just a Christian

[00:16:26] Yes, well anyway, not affiliated with that pyramid scheme to get pussy for African children

[00:16:32] It's just a stand-up comedy tour and you're gonna have a really good time. Thank you to everybody's come out so far

[00:16:37] Yeah, yeah, and make sure if you go to stop show go online print out a picture of the smallest penis

[00:16:43] You can find it. Don't do that. I will not do that. I won't sign that

[00:16:47] Yeah, I will sign anything that anyone in Nick

[00:16:50] Don't even bring anything from from come downtown buy this church

[00:16:56] Gris but don't bring it to my show bring a stop it up is slash go to kink shop and type in go type in fat man

[00:17:04] micro penis and print out on a glossy 8x10 a photograph of

[00:17:09] Resolution photograph, you know what if you buy the tickets you can do that

[00:17:13] I don't even give a fuck actually sign it in fact, please do that idea buy the ticket

[00:17:18] I'll if I see you with it. I'll throw you out. You won't get a refund

[00:17:22] No, you gotta add a little bit of a win-win for me

[00:17:24] Even better go get a get a headshot get Dom Delaueez's

[00:17:29] That is funny. I will sign that yeah, make sure you Photoshop a penis on do not they never now you've lost me again

[00:17:37] Yeah, all right a little speech bubble and he's saying mmm cock

[00:17:46] I will sign a high resolution picture of Dom Delauee's

[00:17:50] By ten but it's got to be glossy and I do a no fucking printer paper

[00:17:55] Not don't fucking bring no shit from your little fucking color jet shit at your house. Yeah, we need production

[00:18:00] You got to be a fucking kinkos

[00:18:03] Our kinkos still around. Oh, yeah FedEx

[00:18:07] But they still provide the crucial services to the community

[00:18:12] That's where I got all my such as printing pictures half-lits and paraphernalia of Trish Stratus to beat off to

[00:18:19] And I'm going on the stay my apartment play breath of the wild tour pretty cool

[00:18:24] I actually might be announcing two places with micro scene coming up. Wow. Oh, you might be my

[00:18:32] Two places with micro scene. Yeah, I'm just gonna be it's gonna be me and micro scene at

[00:18:38] Black strip clubs in the American South. That would be awesome if it was for scene in Adam at Magic City

[00:18:44] I did my plan on I did my I did 15 minutes or no one

[00:18:48] I did seven minutes of funny mobs. Mm-hmm. And that was in 2021

[00:18:53] So so you just as long as you do stand up as long as you stand up once a year. You're still a comedian

[00:18:59] Yeah, and you keep the streak alive. Yeah, and you can keep going like I've been doing this for so since I was a kid

[00:19:04] Yeah, and this is how this is the same way I'll treat parenthood

[00:19:10] Show up with a fucking Tonka truck on his fucking birthday. Yeah, check

[00:19:14] They call it seven minutes in heaven and it's the when I come I drive by the house for your birthday

[00:19:20] And I honk at you from

[00:19:22] the fully restored Oscar Meyer Wiener mobile but I spent the last 15 years on

[00:19:27] The reason I will not be helping for my morbid Leo B. See and the end girlfriend

[00:19:32] Was younger than me like happy birthday son

[00:19:40] And then you're like running down the stan I'm already at the end of the block. Yeah driving away, but your

[00:19:46] Oscar you have my scumbar. We don't be able to half tilted from my fat Indian girl. Yep. She's like are we going to

[00:19:54] I need to have my fifth salad for the day right now because they're vegetarian right

[00:20:00] And I'm like would you shut the fuck up?

[00:20:04] Shut up at my son's birthday bitch. I can't do one thing for me here. Oh my family my family that you destroyed

[00:20:14] By being so

[00:20:16] Come here

[00:20:26] Now I'm getting fucking pulled up getting Indian pussy on the road

[00:20:30] Are you motorboating that big Indian woman and your Oscar Meyer Wiener mobile like don't you know do you have a warrant?

[00:20:36] Did you know I am where's your probable cause I'm Donald Trump?

[00:20:42] Like I had no idea sir

[00:20:44] I

[00:20:49] May I sir yes the motorboat

[00:20:53] We're all going to motorboat this big Indian bitch

[00:20:57] Do you know I am

[00:21:02] We're just phobat what if I did yeah, I'm reegis I'm regis and I'm dead and I've got a big bitch

[00:21:08] I'm gay and I've got a big bitch

[00:21:12] And she's out

[00:21:13] She's got a nice pussy and it's it's it's very stinky

[00:21:19] Look out. It's thinking. It's a stinky one. It's a stinker folks

[00:21:24] Both culturally and because of our size

[00:21:29] Look at the lines coming off of that pussy you can see it like a cartoon

[00:21:35] There's a lot of sick this flies green lines coming off a video of my wife's pussy

[00:21:41] And we're gonna zoom in and as we zoom in you can see there's

[00:21:47] Lance Cash walking along the mountains

[00:21:50] And it's on fire and he's got a kid to down a leash

[00:21:55] That's how fucked up a pussy is it's a dilapidated African village. There's a pack of wild feral dogs that lives there

[00:22:03] Oh fuck my ass

[00:22:08] Miss I'm missing the going to see a big shitty summer movie

[00:22:13] I really want to watch Shang-Chi did I might go see Shadda? I'm here. It's sick

[00:22:18] I want to be the only moral movie. I see is the Chinese one. Yeah, that way you have to well

[00:22:23] What's his name's in it?

[00:22:25] Laying Ronnie Chang it's so funny that that's like that movie's gonna make so much goddamn money in China. Oh

[00:22:31] Yeah, that's why they may got one like what if we made a movie that made 80 billion dollars

[00:22:37] Oh my god, they're gonna go shit go crazy for it

[00:22:41] The movie should have been like it should be like they should have just let Beijing write the movie. Yeah, it probably is probably

[00:22:49] They probably did mm-hmm. I auditioned for some role in that. I can't wait to see who which Chinese guy got it

[00:22:55] Mm-hmm. That's bullshit. They gave it to another Chinese. I don't know who got it

[00:22:59] I was put I think there was one fat white like sidekick that like said funny stuff

[00:23:03] Oh really an I audition for it

[00:23:05] They gave it to Aquafina and I think Aquafina guys later. They made her gain 400 pounds to play the role

[00:23:11] Yeah, they got to change your name to fucking sprite remakes

[00:23:17] That's right damn sprite remakes was good. Yeah, I love Barry flavor

[00:23:21] Just right remix. You know is you know what I used to love getting drunk off of as a teenager is

[00:23:26] Smearing off triple black. Yeah, which tastes it just like sprite remakes. Yeah. Yeah

[00:23:32] I used to get the fucking like some kind of vodka like some kind of berry vodka throw that bitch in sprite remix

[00:23:38] Yeah, that was that was getting drunk fat 17 year old heaven right there. Yeah. Oh, yeah

[00:23:44] They go if I can get a little royal farms. I know pussy at the high school party listen

[00:23:49] Yeah, riding the bus around listen problem drunk me and the fellas in the Dodge Grand Caravan

[00:23:57] Oh a little Wayne speaking of something the cushy dreams X come town company ad read slogan. Oh, yeah

[00:24:04] I wish I had let me say this I

[00:24:07] Wish I was smoking cushy dreams when I was getting drunk and not getting pussy in high school

[00:24:12] I think Adam has a couple of pay or things to say about don't you Adam?

[00:24:17] Don't do it well do you?

[00:24:21] They specialize in extraordinary CBD rich hemp flower a k. Oh wow. Oh my god. Oh my god

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[00:24:54] What do you drink it smeared off?

[00:24:56] Raspberry vodka with Sprite remix no

[00:24:59] You're drinking fucking whiskey meat and you're smoking CBD

[00:25:03] It looks like high quality marijuana. It feels like high quality marijuana and it tastes like high quality marijuana

[00:25:08] And the CBD you put it up your ass you can't tell the difference

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[00:26:19] But seriously folks we kid a lot on this program we make a lot of you don't want a joke about is how

[00:26:27] awesome

[00:26:28] Cushy dreams, you know, I really love the shit, you know, I mean it is one of the few products

[00:26:32] I actually use in my life. I guess over a close you use my smoke CBD and I have a don't forget

[00:26:39] It's Nazi memorabilia. That's a product. That is a product. I consume a lot of I have a bunch of Nazi gold

[00:26:47] That's right, and you and you use swans and this baby dick condoms. I use swans and baby dick

[00:26:56] Originally that's how they start when those there their beef stew

[00:26:59] I was explaining to somebody the other day is a lot of a lot of these up starts they misunderstand they think communism

[00:27:05] It would be a system in which everybody has a big dick and that's fantasy

[00:27:09] That's idealist fantasy communism how it would really work is that they make baby dick size condoms

[00:27:17] That's true, but they're also called magnums, and there's virtually no difference in their gold foil

[00:27:22] There is still exactly the same so magnums are indicative of an abnormally sized dick one where the eyes and that's communism

[00:27:29] That's communist and you can send any woman who penis shames you to a gulag

[00:27:33] No, you get to kill them yourself. Oh with your bear. No you get a gun

[00:27:39] I'd like to go to the gulag if you know

[00:27:42] The cum I'd like to get the asshole feels a snob

[00:27:48] That's what I like is an allergic asshole anyway, they got three lines

[00:27:52] You're going to fuck me now, it's me Adam the ass I have allergies

[00:27:58] The asshole I'm allergic for being too close to a pussy

[00:28:04] There's a pussy right below me, and it's making me allergic

[00:28:10] Yeah, you're gay well your woman jazz

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[00:29:23] That bitch. It looks exactly like you. Yeah pretty much exactly like

[00:29:28] Me you get a hundred percent where share clothes with them. Did you mention that it's a hundred percent hand trim?

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[00:29:42] They ask you this did you mention that they have three lines in order of quality? Yeah, I did

[00:29:48] ultra premium and premium

[00:29:50] Wow and

[00:29:51] Wait, hold on. It doesn't it starts at premium. It starts to hold on. Oh, okay. So private reserve is the real good shit

[00:29:58] Yeah, I'm really

[00:29:59] interested in door

[00:30:01] Ultra premium is also indoor and then premium is indoor slash outdoor if you want that outdoors experience

[00:30:08] Yeah, three five point three point five grams. It's they call they call that

[00:30:12] Yeah, Nate. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's what they call they call that my dad. It's more like three point eight

[00:30:18] But you know 3.5 3.5 grams. What do you mean? There's them more like 3.8

[00:30:23] More than 3.5. Yeah, yeah

[00:30:28] One should mix it with anything else you like to smoke. Are you serious and smoke my cock?

[00:30:32] I think so. I think you're out of your mind, bro. Have you smoked my cock? If you put my penis in my ass

[00:30:39] If you put a penis in my ass

[00:30:42] Yeah a penis. Yes. Yes

[00:30:45] Hold on. Let me do some laughs. Apparently the media is now turning on Biden and telling him he's not allowed to talk

[00:30:50] Talk about his dead son anymore. Mm-hmm. They're saying hold on hold on an eighth an eighth

[00:30:57] So if it's 3.8

[00:31:00] How many grams are there? It's like 28 grams 3.8 and an out of eight so divide 28 point

[00:31:07] I think it's 28.8 divided by eight

[00:31:09] You're fucking dumb bitch 28

[00:31:11] It's 3.6 grams. It's not 3.8. Are you sure?

[00:31:14] It's really 3.6 3.6. Am I been getting robbed by joint?

[00:31:18] Yeah, you're alive, but Adam was wrong to say it's 3.8

[00:31:22] The difference between point because that point one gram 3.6 Nick is once again correct

[00:31:27] The nine once again incorrect the the

[00:31:30] Stoff

[00:31:31] Yeah, don't come at me with Graham stuff

[00:31:34] You know, I've been on that food scale for years

[00:31:37] He loves flipping packs. It really is you do get like a like I can reach into a a

[00:31:42] bunch of raw chicken and

[00:31:44] Fucking like almost to the gram sometimes. No exactly how much I'm throwing down. It is good. It makes me feel like David Blaine

[00:31:54] That's a mental math for you folks. I

[00:31:57] Don't know what is David Blaine?

[00:32:00] He's a guy that's good. He does magic sometimes, but then the others the half the other times is like I'm gonna fucking

[00:32:05] I'm gonna hold a lighter to my asshole for four days

[00:32:09] Endurance. It is endurance. Yeah, it's not really magic. Yeah. Well, all I know is that he was in the pussy posse

[00:32:16] And he beat some allegations against

[00:32:18] I'm having my hands surgically reversed

[00:32:21] Did he beat them or did they still have that people were like we need to see this guy put that my hands cut off

[00:32:27] I had my hands and feet switched by a surgeon and then I'm going to try and jack off as many guys as possible

[00:32:35] I'm gonna set the I had my feet replaced with more hands

[00:32:39] Well, I had my hands cloned they were cut off and I operated with nubs for months and I had that time

[00:32:45] I learned how to jack guys off with nubs

[00:32:47] Meanwhile the doctors were

[00:32:49] Cloning my hands to cut off my feet and give me more hands

[00:32:53] And once those were all back on I got so good at jacking guys off of the nubs that once I had

[00:32:59] You know the hands back. It was like nice. It was like playing the cheat codes

[00:33:03] That's right right being a white man is kind of like playing on life with cheat. Oh shit. I never did interesting

[00:33:10] That's a great observation. That's what I heard from a dove commercial

[00:33:14] I haven't actually gotten a single ounce of white privilege my entire life

[00:33:18] Yeah, I've just had the deck stacked against me, but I'll believe you you had the dick sucked against you. Okay

[00:33:26] And by that, I mean you suck the guy a bunch of guys cock. Yeah, it is funny because it's my will it is funny

[00:33:32] Because I obviously there's a privilege you can recognize but you think it's ever blown sometimes and then I think to myself

[00:33:37] It's like all right imagine three black women had this show

[00:33:41] Yeah

[00:33:46] Oh, yeah, and it's you think they'd be on HBO

[00:33:51] Not the Adam not this show sucks this show is fucking retarded

[00:33:57] First of all, I mean it would be like there'd be people pretending that that doesn't exist. Yeah, they'd be like that's not

[00:34:04] Those aren't black. Right right right. Yeah

[00:34:07] Do they certainly wouldn't be getting the money so is that privilege I

[00:34:11] suppose so

[00:34:14] Yeah, I suppose so yeah, I also don't understand the privilege argument because it's like oh well

[00:34:20] You have all these privileges and it's like okay

[00:34:22] and

[00:34:25] What do we go from there?

[00:34:27] Well, you got to take them away. No, why I take them. What's the argument that doesn't make any sense you've lost your

[00:34:33] Something's too easy. Yeah, and I don't think it should be harder

[00:34:38] So make it easier for everybody else. Okay, that's fine, but that's not my problem

[00:34:42] We all get to be white men sure, but that seems like that sounds like something black women

[00:34:47] You are now white man sounds like something you got a deal with if you're saying I'm already chilling

[00:34:52] I've already I'm in this place. You want to be if I was inside a club

[00:34:57] And you're like hey, you're inside that club and I'm not I'd be like all right

[00:35:00] So like I should be able to get inside the club. I'm like I'm not so then tell that to the fucking bouncer

[00:35:05] What does that have to do with me?

[00:35:07] Why don't you tell the bouncer? Why don't you tell the bouncer because I don't have any authority over him

[00:35:10] They had to let me in here. Why don't you amplify her amplify the voice?

[00:35:14] I don't know. I don't know that me you give her a lot. I put her on speaker

[00:35:18] Let her call you put on speaker phone my phone was stolen by I think her son

[00:35:23] And I've got I would call the police, but I've traced it

[00:35:30] Well, that's very true. Yeah, yeah go up to the bouncer say we need some social workers sent over here right now

[00:35:37] Because there's a crime taking place and it's the crime that you're committing by not letting her into this club

[00:35:43] The social workers come

[00:35:45] They summarily execute the bouncer that now we're talking then they summarily execute you know

[00:35:51] But you live they sent you to get though

[00:35:53] Now you're on a beach with the Taliban

[00:35:56] Find out give us actually pretty nice pretty sweet. There's good surfing you find out the waves

[00:36:00] They every way gets a boogie board everyone everyone's boogieing down there everyone gets a boogie board

[00:36:06] They got a nice taco truck right on the beach. It's pretty cheap. Yeah, they get why they call it a boogie board

[00:36:10] That's the thing that no no it's got an answer for that. You can't dance on it. It's not made out of boogers

[00:36:14] Because it's a good time it's yours not made out of boogers. You just have it a good time

[00:36:19] Yeah, but I mean a surfboard that makes sense. I guess I couldn't call it that even though you're doing the same thing. I

[00:36:25] Love I love boogie boards dude body surfing remember that yeah, I do it

[00:36:30] You go and they trick you and to think that's what your body surfing and not just like what's just a shore by the waves

[00:36:36] What's it just be by surfing a boogie board boogie boarding involved body surfing you don't have the boogie board? It's just your body

[00:36:42] Oh, that's sick

[00:36:44] Sometimes people do it with flippers. You just get your ass fucked by the way. Just getting your ass

[00:36:51] I like that though. I like it my ass fucked by the way. Yeah, yeah, but that would be like

[00:36:55] I like when they toss me around like oh

[00:36:58] Fucking a whore. I like when Poseidon holds me down

[00:37:01] I feel like I went I went hiking this weekend

[00:37:04] And he just said someone drive you to the top of the mountain and just shove you down

[00:37:07] Yeah, just sort of roll down the side. You're like I'm hiking but if you're you're only

[00:37:11] I'm body hiking

[00:37:14] Body surfing. Yeah body surfing is about I'll tell you what I don't like any of the gravity-based sports

[00:37:21] Skydiving body

[00:37:24] Down being shot down the mountain

[00:37:27] Being hang Bob's Bob sled skeleton being hang to death being a lot of cusiciation

[00:37:34] No, I don't want it. I don't want to be dropping up having a piano dropped on your head by Bruno

[00:37:42] That's that's that's not fair show and then having a really big bump on your head

[00:37:46] I'm a big bump on your noggin. You know having a bunch of birds like tweeting around your head. Yeah

[00:37:53] I'll tell you getting into a big dust up with the guy and having a bunch of symbols coming out

[00:37:58] I like getting horny like a big like a wolf with my tongue out. Yeah banging on the table. Oh, oh

[00:38:06] Let me get some pussy

[00:38:08] Yeah, you'll be like a 40s cartoon about a gay wolf and there's like a strong guy on stage

[00:38:13] And then he like or the gay guy turns around and his ass turns into a wolf

[00:38:18] And the asshole the asshole's like

[00:38:20] Whoo yeah whistling

[00:38:30] Yeah, that's pretty cool, I would pitch that if this if I'd be coming out of time machine

[00:38:36] Wanna brother studios in 1940 1941 or what I don't know. Yeah, yeah, and they're like you're from the future. Do you have any news about maybe?

[00:38:45] What the Japanese might do or not really a type of camp that might be happening in Germany and you're like no no

[00:38:54] No, I don't even worry about the Germans everything is only up and up over there

[00:39:00] Yeah, I think I said this before on the show this came up recently

[00:39:03] But you know people talking about going back in time to stop Hitler. Mm-hmm. It's like stop him from doing what?

[00:39:10] Come on. He lost the war. You know we did talk about this and we said and I believe me an answer

[00:39:15] Our answer was the Holocaust. I didn't get they didn't do the whole

[00:39:19] Some of it. I mean, I don't know what the fuck I'm right because he didn't ultimately succeed

[00:39:26] Yeah, well, he did he took you saying stop. He did a pretty big he left a pretty big dent. Yeah, yeah

[00:39:33] But you can't stop some but if they're not do if I go there, I'm like he's going that nobody's gonna

[00:39:38] No, let me ask you this. No, no, no, no, no here

[00:39:40] All right, if you if you had a sandwich and I ain't and you have to hold that neck that would happen and I had half of it

[00:39:47] Yeah

[00:39:48] Wouldn't you go back couldn't you could go back in time and stop me from meeting that half of the sandwich?

[00:39:53] Oh, the whole sandwich is if you had a time machine

[00:39:56] I would get there and then the sandwich would be full. You knock the sandwich out of his hand

[00:40:00] You have to get the full sandwich. Fuck you. That's my sandwich. No, then you could eat all of you

[00:40:05] You can have the whole same thing you could eat all of you. Yeah, it would be really fun to be like I gotta stop Hitler because I wanted to

[00:40:11] You can't have all the fun himself. Yeah, what up?

[00:40:15] It was like that was my idea. Yeah, you so you could copy him

[00:40:21] You're just out there

[00:40:24] Giving fucking speeches with a little stupid. Oh, what the hell man dude you get the mustache before him. Yeah, it's game over

[00:40:31] Hey, oh, you know what you could do eight off. It's your cousin Marty

[00:40:36] I got an idea for what we could do with all the Jews

[00:40:40] You're gonna love this

[00:40:42] Yeah, just some fucking guy on a storm front

[00:40:47] Um here's what you do ready. Here's how you stop Hitler

[00:40:49] Yeah, you go back in time you get that mustache and you start sucking guys cocks

[00:40:54] You become the most notorious guy I did cut the mustache in his haircut

[00:40:59] I think a lot of that's what was going on then. I think a lot of those guys had that mustache

[00:41:05] Yeah, that was not an unpopular. I saw a picture of my great grandfather

[00:41:09] He was a jewish guy and he had that but but if you got his haircut and his mustache and you talked like that

[00:41:14] But you're like I love sucking cock and you just had a lot of video circulating in his and I'm and I'm gade off fuckler

[00:41:22] No, gade off. No one would take that guy serious

[00:41:25] Then you fuck up his whole vibe dude by being gay shit. No one was listening to him because he was a pussy getting

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[00:43:03] Yep. Yeah, actually, you know, I think i'm just gonna go i'm gonna go live in kambodia for like six months

[00:43:08] You have my groove back really yeah, but really by hiring really

[00:43:12] That's where you're going really by hiring a desperate women to suck you off really that's where you're going get them get them

[00:43:19] Nick hold on really hold on at them stop you cutting them off really

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[00:45:56] Does that sound like anybody?

[00:45:58] I would just say maybe accidentally I was doing an impression of somebody

[00:46:01] Oh, I mean sort of like a shitty Tommy Lee Jones. I was thinking Tommy Lee Jones. There you go

[00:46:06] Tommy my penis. My name is penis Lee penis

[00:46:10] That's good penis Lee penis. He could be Chinese cratum comes in a t powder capsules

[00:46:17] You can put it anywhere up your ass and your cunt and your pocket up your backpack up your suitcase to great for all the go

[00:46:25] Oh, yeah, everyone's got residual covid blues

[00:46:30] Time to turn the page in the ad read as we turn the page in the ad read

[00:46:34] Let's hear a little bit of bob seager turn the page coming at you live

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[00:46:52] Listen to this entire song

[00:46:54] Mm-hmm forever

[00:47:12] Well the

[00:47:01] G-O-T and IG.

[00:47:03] You can listen to the engine more than I had this one note song.

[00:47:09] You can think about the woman, the girl you knew the night before.

[00:47:17] Beautiful.

[00:47:19] Shh, shh, shh, shh.

[00:47:21] But your thoughts will soon be wandering, the way they always do,

[00:47:27] when you're riding 16 hours and there's nothing much to do.

[00:47:33] And you don't feel much like riding.

[00:47:36] You just wish the trip was through.

[00:47:41] This is such a gay song, dude.

[00:47:43] Like, oh, it sucks being on the road as a musician.

[00:47:46] Oh, the road again.

[00:47:47] Oh, that sucks. I have to go to a restaurant.

[00:47:49] Yeah.

[00:47:50] That's like the whole thing, it's just him complaining about.

[00:47:54] Yeah.

[00:47:55] It's like, it's like, everyone thinks you're a woman.

[00:47:59] Because you have a long hair.

[00:48:01] Yeah.

[00:48:02] Because you're a fucking...

[00:48:03] You're a trainer.

[00:48:04] When I suck your fucking penis on the fucking road again,

[00:48:08] I'm a fucking gay.

[00:48:10] On my dick, I get on my knees again.

[00:48:14] See, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:48:15] On a road again.

[00:48:18] There I am.

[00:48:20] This is what I blast on the Uber to LaGuardia.

[00:48:22] To go to fucking...

[00:48:25] The first class playing this on a beats pill.

[00:48:28] I'm a comedian.

[00:48:29] I'm a comedian.

[00:48:30] This is a struggle for me.

[00:48:32] Yeah.

[00:48:33] I'm sucking dick.

[00:48:36] Vlogging.

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[00:49:31] The fucking economically devastated region where they can only eat grass.

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[00:50:39] Yeah, read this one.

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[00:50:45] Yeah, there we go.

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[00:51:41] Your entire penis.

[00:51:42] The bottom's penis is zero infant.

[00:51:45] That's so important.

[00:51:46] That's so impossible.

[00:51:47] That's so impossible.

[00:51:48] That's so impossible.

[00:51:49] That'd be true.

[00:51:50] Yeah.

[00:51:51] Math and practice.

[00:51:52] No, it's not.

[00:51:53] It's not if you have zero dick.

[00:51:54] If you're already starting off with 20% off.

[00:51:55] If it's already zero dick, then it would be zero.

[00:51:58] No.

[00:51:59] Somebody learned math at the school for small dick guys in an aisle.

[00:52:03] Yeah, it's true.

[00:52:04] And that's somebody.

[00:52:05] My parents have made a special school.

[00:52:07] Mm hmm.

[00:52:08] Yeah.

[00:52:09] The school with the little dick academy.

[00:52:10] I'd love to have a couple of throwing stars or just lightly toss your way.

[00:52:14] Just just feeling lightly.

[00:52:15] So like it wouldn't go deep.

[00:52:16] You know when the medical examiner is called hesitation stabs?

[00:52:20] Yeah.

[00:52:21] I'd say a couple of hesitation throws.

[00:52:24] All right.

[00:52:25] I always do that in shows.

[00:52:26] They say, well, these are hesitation marks.

[00:52:28] I hear defensive wounds.

[00:52:30] Defensive wounds, but they say hesitation where it's like somebody's like they have to work them.

[00:52:35] They have to, you know, they get their dipping their toes in the water of murder.

[00:52:38] Mm.

[00:52:39] That must feel really awful to stab somebody to death.

[00:52:43] Oh, yeah.

[00:52:44] Gone.

[00:52:45] It's like you fucking squeeze a little trigger or you really feel their life.

[00:52:49] I feel like James Bond shooting somebody.

[00:52:51] Yeah.

[00:52:52] It's like smoking a cigarette.

[00:52:53] It looks cool.

[00:52:54] Yeah.

[00:52:55] But it's bad, but it looks awesome.

[00:52:57] Yes.

[00:52:58] Yes.

[00:52:59] Can we talk?

[00:53:00] I've been laughing at the idea of like fucking Russian agents or somebody breaking into the hotel room.

[00:53:05] Catching Sean Connery James Bond fucking and the woman's just on the bed and they're like,

[00:53:10] well, you see, you know, well, and you just, uh, there's like, you know, it's like a big

[00:53:16] fancy French hotel room.

[00:53:18] Then there's a window off the side and is like, you can just see his feet underneath the

[00:53:22] drapes, but then his dick's also poking out.

[00:53:24] That's very hard to do the drapes.

[00:53:28] Like a little slit in the drain.

[00:53:29] Yeah, he just slid the drain.

[00:53:30] And then they just pulled the curtain inside and he's like, I'll show you your found my

[00:53:34] heart.

[00:53:35] My heart has pears.

[00:53:36] I see you've discovered me when I've been hiding.

[00:53:39] That would be awesome.

[00:53:42] This completely naked.

[00:53:43] Yeah.

[00:53:44] Dick's still hard ass dick.

[00:53:45] You know, it looks cute too.

[00:53:47] And then the next scene is just got his hand started behind him.

[00:53:49] He's like, but still naked and his dick is still hot.

[00:53:51] It's still been hard.

[00:53:52] Some guy petting a cat.

[00:53:53] I've got to get sucked off before it goes down.

[00:53:56] Well, Mr. Bond, you thought you could stop my plans, but it seems I have caught you with

[00:54:01] your pants down.

[00:54:03] That's funny.

[00:54:04] My pants may be down, but at least my dick is out.

[00:54:09] How?

[00:54:10] How?

[00:54:11] His friend.

[00:54:12] At least my dick is out.

[00:54:14] How?

[00:54:15] I'll stop saying it like that, Mr. Bond.

[00:54:18] How?

[00:54:19] Stop it.

[00:54:20] How?

[00:54:21] It's making me feel weird.

[00:54:23] I said stop it.

[00:54:24] Stop doing that.

[00:54:26] I'm going to kill myself if you don't.

[00:54:31] Just grabs the henchmen, shoots himself.

[00:54:36] It seems I have shaved the day again.

[00:54:39] I'm not saying the word hard gay.

[00:54:41] But he's just in M's office with his hands.

[00:54:44] He's standing like, edit 10 share Eddie's and he's still completely naked and his dick's

[00:54:48] still hard.

[00:54:49] It's a wonderful job, Mr. Bond, but if you could please put your clothes back on.

[00:54:54] But I'm here.

[00:54:57] Don't say that, James.

[00:54:59] Why are you saying it like that?

[00:55:03] Did you have to stop?

[00:55:04] Stop it.

[00:55:05] You might have to give you my job.

[00:55:07] Then kill myself.

[00:55:10] The movie's called How James Bond Became the King of England.

[00:55:14] Yeah.

[00:55:15] Bum, bum Bum bum, bum Bum bum, bum Bum bum Bum bum.

[00:55:19] My dick is fucking small.

[00:55:25] They got a new James Bond coming out huh?

[00:55:27] Black woman James Bond yeah for real talk about white privilege. Who's it gonna be?

[00:55:31] We'll be go over yeah now. It's her triumph for return to old screen. It's gonna be star Jones

[00:55:45] Always he's a mention on the view that she was a lawyer. Yeah, dude. You know who you know who I saw a picture

[00:55:50] I was like the fuck Sherry Shepherd dude

[00:55:52] She's a shepherd could get some dick sorry Jones. I thought lost a lot of weight and I actually

[00:55:58] No, she wasn't hot she had um she had bypassed she had a lot band and she got like a younger guy

[00:56:06] You did check out Sherry Shuppers Instagram. She's looking good these days

[00:56:09] So I come out fucking they can start come on fucking balls my dick is a bug and big my thing

[00:56:21] It's funny when they do they're gonna do black woman in the next one and her name's still gonna be James Bond

[00:56:27] Yeah, this would be a black woman talking with the Scottish accents

[00:56:31] I'm gay. I'm it's I see that you have discovered I'm a black don't touch my hair

[00:56:42] This is the black woman still just womanizing like Italian that would be awesome just super model Italian pin up with

[00:56:49] Just eating so much gas

[00:56:51] Let me ask you something if you ever had the test of black

[00:56:54] I

[00:56:58] Like to it's getting trash that would be fucking sick honestly I would like I would love that actually yeah

[00:57:05] As long as we get to see her fuck yeah, make her black I

[00:57:11] Would prefer that actually I'm done with these fucking white boys

[00:57:16] Yeah, dude. I would much rather see a movie where two hot girls fuck on a hot girl kills people

[00:57:21] Yeah

[00:57:23] No one sees hot girls fucking movies

[00:57:27] Well, no, I mean they try to make lesbian movies just no one goes to see him

[00:57:32] It's what I don't get so no time to die is an excellent. I guess that's the last annual credit

[00:57:36] That's a cool name now these fucking cocksuckers. There's gonna be two hours and 43

[00:57:43] Which is just they need to stop doing that that's longer than my dick. It's but no movie needs to be that long

[00:57:49] Mm-hmm, but what about the cross and then the double cross you need some time fucking care dude

[00:57:55] I mean if an hour and 40 minutes of that is pussy

[00:57:58] Then I'm listening. That's true. No, it's gonna get him. It's gonna be he gets pussy. Then he fuck's all gets beaten up

[00:58:06] And it's all over for James maybe then he loses his

[00:58:10] My clear or not I feel like the next James Bond because they're just

[00:58:14] They're just picking all these I kind of like handsome mixtures the next who the next one could possibly be

[00:58:20] It really should be somebody with like a horrific facial injury. I think that would be cool. Yeah, freak. Yeah, somebody with like

[00:58:27] Syndrome

[00:58:30] I think you should have a fuck it. You should be a Looney tune style retarded guy

[00:58:36] Thought whatever you say bawnt. I'm gonna cruise on his disease. What's cruise on's disease? I'll show you a picture

[00:58:41] Somebody looks like that. Oh, hell yeah, yeah

[00:58:45] Somebody's kind of got the I guess Michael Kane kind of looks like he's got a cruise

[00:58:49] He's a hot cruise on's guy. Yeah, just but I've never seen imagine. Oh, yeah, imagine a more British baby

[00:58:56] Didn't they have like a bad guy that looked like

[00:58:58] Oh, thank God

[00:59:08] Because that would be true represent wasn't a bad guy from or wasn't a guy from Happy Gilmore also James Bond and he had eyes like that

[00:59:20] Boom, it's a very

[00:59:22] I thought that baby that baby. It looks like an 80 year old British guy

[00:59:35] Yeah, they're all ivory baby with cruise on says like a different kind of British

[00:59:41] Like that's a that's that's a sheepcake. Yeah

[00:59:47] Yeah

[00:59:48] That baby looks surprised. Can you can you fix that shit or what?

[00:59:54] Damn

[00:59:56] That kid got a poor got a bad hand

[01:00:01] For where's that beetle juice yeah, yeah, that kid does look like beetle juice

[01:00:05] Yeah

[01:00:07] And honestly, there is nothing funny that you're gonna get people used to do math

[01:00:11] That is better than anything. It's ever been created. You can comment

[01:00:18] As you were like two plus five

[01:00:26] The episode where the guy calls in as Barack Obama

[01:00:29] So

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