Cum Town | Regular | 09/22/2021
[00:00:00] this isn't coming through on the speakers so oh wait oh yeah no I just want to
[00:00:10] I'm thinking we just radio TJ the whole episode they'll be they'll be playing
[00:00:17] a time for music you're listening to penis down yeah you are you little
[00:00:26] motherfucker yeah we were listening to a song that makes me want to kiss my
[00:00:31] boyfriend yeah and then Adam said I'm right here then I said you wish yeah I
[00:00:36] don't wish you do wish I wear a loveless relationship no it's one way
[00:00:42] what do you mean it's one I don't require it love it's the way from my dick and
[00:00:46] into your mouth with no chance you dream of sucking my dick I'm I'm really
[00:00:54] happy that I'm gonna be late on a show I was a show called I drink of penis
[00:01:01] Peannie oh Peannie oh Peannie get in my ass get in my ass Peannie so preview
[00:01:09] Peannie you made such a mess the weekend episodes that happened already I said
[00:01:16] that's a little preview for the weekend episode which one talking about genies
[00:01:21] oh I thought you met oh yes of course I thought you met the only good episode
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[00:01:59] with a dick on hard with a dick on triple double hardio so definitely
[00:02:05] call my dick Rufio do they why cuz it's Asian it's got a Mohawk it's got a
[00:02:16] it's got a little red streak in the Mohawk motherfucking Rufio yeah I realized
[00:02:23] had attitude I was gonna it does have bad attitude it doesn't come out to play
[00:02:27] every time I realized I was gonna make a joke but so in Greek the word of
[00:02:32] rufikso means to suck yeah so there's some wordplay with rufio yeah yeah well I
[00:02:42] put some rufios in your drink before you became my boyfriend you could never
[00:02:47] rape me even if I was passed out you sounded like Casey there for a second
[00:02:50] those as close as you've ever gotten the donor impression Casey who half like oh
[00:02:54] thank you you did it by accident that's a guy that I would love to some you could
[00:03:00] like the way he behaves you could potentially I'll work on Casey you could
[00:03:04] be yeah but yeah okay whatever he asked for pussy and she said no yeah that was
[00:03:09] even now I think his whole thing was he was like can I have some pussy and
[00:03:14] like can I get it the floor for a second yeah the floor the floor recognizes the
[00:03:19] gentleman with a little as the gentleman from from I said can I get the
[00:03:23] floor yeah the floor recognized the gentleman with a little as did no this
[00:03:28] the chair recognized the chair first of all you don't tell me who the fuck I
[00:03:32] recognized the floor recognized suck my dick I didn't go to fucking model you
[00:03:38] and like a little gay bitch yeah I'm which did you do that no yeah right I
[00:03:44] did my trial I did the baby fucking loser anyway the floor recognizes
[00:03:51] the little they had rock trial instead of my trial was I could you
[00:03:56] smoke yeah oh I thought I was like rock and roll and it's Jack Black okay
[00:04:01] school of rock trial yeah rock and they got that little gay kid and they got the
[00:04:06] bitch from I carly about school of a rock and Jack Black is like he's a loser
[00:04:10] and he's like I got like a substitute teaching job in Iraq yeah yeah yeah like
[00:04:17] you know they're like music is a legal in Islam he's like but we're gonna make
[00:04:21] fucking rock music you ever hear a Dio Wow and then they began they put on like
[00:04:26] a rock show and the children are all executed the town makes open in their
[00:04:31] duck boats my like freaking bad man school of Iraq school of Iraq yeah that's a
[00:04:44] good movie and that that's where the bands called the Taliban the Taliban yeah
[00:04:49] ride the lightning unless you're a woman in which case you're no lightning
[00:04:53] riding a loud yeah you can ride in the back seat ride the white seat of the
[00:04:57] lightning you surely can't drive the lightning bitch when I worked at that
[00:05:03] car dealership my teen years then there was a Pakistani guy that worked there
[00:05:08] and his wife would drive to pick him up from work at the end of the day it's
[00:05:11] also and then she would get out of the car and have to sit in the back seat
[00:05:18] see when he was in the same she wouldn't just like sit even in no passenger she
[00:05:23] drove the car there and then she she got in the fucking back seat and he drove
[00:05:28] home yeah yeah fellas up front just like just like the Irish when they went on
[00:05:35] the when they want a road trip boys up front wives in the back hell yeah that's
[00:05:40] how the fuck it should be what's all these those wives are so annoying we
[00:05:44] said driving this lazy did we do that no I think so she sounds familiar she's
[00:05:50] like we each and I have to be dreaming so dude I thought so much of that character
[00:05:54] will be dreaming somewhere yeah I watched crime macho and it's just it's a
[00:05:59] 91 year old man and the rape daily character comes that's awesome
[00:06:04] they do crime also I had so and Clint Eastwood's like they don't respect fat
[00:06:11] people mm-hmm were people to these fat yeah yeah I deserve the only pay for one
[00:06:21] ticket on the airplane and if you got a problem with that you can suck my dick
[00:06:26] pussy but yeah the worst part of seeing that movie was the boy in the movie
[00:06:32] what do you mean I'm at higher risk for covid if I get sick it's because you
[00:06:37] didn't get vaccinated the cry fat so cry fat so big good what's the premise of
[00:06:44] crime macho here instead of you saying something that's not funny about the
[00:06:47] movie why don't you feed me details sounds good to me sounds good to me go
[00:06:56] ahead the premise is that he's an old cowpoke right breaks wild horses and
[00:07:03] stuff on Dwight yolkam's farm and Dwight yolkam fires him for being past his
[00:07:07] prime and then it flashes forward to a year later and he says I need you to get
[00:07:11] my Mexican son out of Mexico and so he asked me for he has a favor of a of a
[00:07:18] 91 year old man he certainly doesn't look spry no there's a very funny scene
[00:07:24] well there's a lot of very funny scenes but there's a very fun the the heavy that
[00:07:28] they get sent to to like take the boy back the bad guy the scary bad guy he
[00:07:34] just he continuously just gets beaten up so easily the entire bike clean each
[00:07:39] wood yeah Clint like there's a scene where they're at the cockfight and
[00:07:43] Clint the Fedorales storm it and then Clint just like waddles over to a just
[00:07:51] a like a stack of box are you here to watch your coffee I'm here to eat the
[00:07:57] chicken you know they would have to get shot here he waddles over to fucking
[00:08:05] fat he waddles over there was a stack of boxes I'm a fucking fat guy I just
[00:08:13] sure what the one loses do you fucking roast it why won't eat the chickens I
[00:08:18] want to eat them yeah he waddles over to up like stack of boxes and
[00:08:26] hides behind it the Fedorales are like okay no more seniors we can see you you're
[00:08:31] fat we can see you behind the boxes okay that's all the people here let's go I'm
[00:08:36] back here having sandwiches well that's the that's what I was gonna say before
[00:08:44] before he said don't try a bit but I the boy says which thanks for not doing by
[00:08:49] the way I appreciate but the boy the boy tries so many it's fair to say that in
[00:08:54] terms of you being funny on this show you blew it okay I know I know I know I know
[00:09:01] it's it's it's incredibly you set them up easy knock them down it's incredibly
[00:09:06] don't forget to destroy ever forget that's why we got you the sign the
[00:09:12] wear on your neck it's yelp it says don't ever forget you're only here to set up
[00:09:17] it's so the boy the boy it looks nice on you by the way boy goes thank you
[00:09:22] your little sign looks nice yeah I'm in I'm wearing the AOC tax the dress tax the
[00:09:28] rich dress I brought my own bib to the cop so the boy travels around with his
[00:09:34] rooster his cock his car fighting rooster named macho just because he
[00:09:39] went on these on social media and he's like he to rich yeah and me it eat
[00:09:46] sure I know the characters on so on Twitter well yeah he's like a fat body
[00:09:52] like in the hotbed I guess I guess he West style yeah I was my entry point
[00:10:01] I hate the rich one rich chocolate frosting double rich chocolate fruits
[00:10:09] oh you mean literal rich people yeah but I guess fine by me I guess if there's a
[00:10:16] sauce involved if you did women's sauce I'll eat fucking anything so he's with
[00:10:24] macho yeah it takes his chicken around and then the boy what's your name not
[00:10:33] gas super staniforkin knife yeah they get a cartoon when somebody starts looking
[00:10:39] like a turkey yeah you almost Amy seen y'all I've eaten so many people in my
[00:10:44] life it's all a blur so macho what happens to macho Adam well I mean I what I was
[00:10:52] gonna say which is kind of been already done shut up yeah which was that the
[00:10:56] boy says stuff that just I was ex you expect the great go go to the kitchen
[00:11:01] get me a piece of bread I just in my mind expected the grand Torino God
[00:11:05] go bring me a slice of bread yeah god damn it you fucking wet back I need a
[00:11:11] slice of bread the other great thing that he writes into the movie much like
[00:11:18] the mule is that women just need to fuck they want to fuck him is 91 year old
[00:11:24] ass and so he turns down pussy one time and then the second time he meets a
[00:11:30] chick turns down the pussy but at the end he goes back for the pussy oh so he
[00:11:34] turns out pussy twice but he gets it the third time well he gets he goes back
[00:11:38] for the second the second piece of pussy pie do we see it is he have a sex scene
[00:11:43] no unlike the mule he does not have a reason and a second I think maybe two
[00:11:49] three things if I remember correctly now he's 91 he's a little bit too old for
[00:11:55] that you know damn but he's just I mean it is it's like sick all not being able
[00:12:00] to move anymore it's just so funny to see and but it's like you know kind of in
[00:12:05] some way all would be great for cry fat though no he'd be the best cry fat
[00:12:09] to perfect for sure it's a good one just in a motorized wheelchair going through
[00:12:15] a building just like that everyone doing like everyone jumping like eight feet
[00:12:23] in the air do a flip yeah I mean that literally happens to this movie where he
[00:12:28] just does an old man punch and the guy flies back can we stop at your pulley
[00:12:36] burrito where you don't have to pull a Mexico I don't have to put like you crazy
[00:12:42] bitch get back in the kitchen don't come out until you have a piece of bread in
[00:12:48] your head dessert I need a piece of bread every I I've gotten into having
[00:12:57] pieces of bread as a snack it's healthy it's only bread it's not that perfect
[00:13:04] naturally sweet with fruit juices I soak a piece of bread and apple sauce and
[00:13:21] not overeating a healthy snack your fucking bitch it's whole grains does he
[00:13:31] get the boy back to his dad yeah which is like also questionable because the
[00:13:35] dad is not a good guy and he makes it very clear he's not a good guy but I
[00:13:39] guess the morality of the movie is it's better to be better to be with a dead
[00:13:44] beat dad than live in Mexico of course of course but also with a deadbeat mom so
[00:13:48] it's kind of his movies are so fun like the next one is gonna be about a guy
[00:13:52] that losing queens he's a million years old collects Nazi memorabilia and pushes
[00:13:56] people in a train tracks and then his neighbor is like their son is being
[00:14:01] molested and it's his job to push the pedophile on the train tracks and then
[00:14:07] in the end they turn out to be a good guy I was good to I like a lot of his
[00:14:12] movie a lot of his movies do you do you like what I watched no no homo I watched
[00:14:19] the bridges of Madison County not too long ago and it was a real tearjerker
[00:14:24] I remember a million dollar baby that is also a real tearjerker very good
[00:14:29] movie I listen to get richer jewel was awesome become the king of bitch boxing
[00:14:35] just to have some dumb or breaker fucking neck on a stool yeah well there's a
[00:14:39] stupid ending you gotta become really sad he has to kill a fucking stupid ending
[00:14:44] she's boy her her fucking white trash family takes advantage of of all the money
[00:14:49] one of the best moments in my life may as to go back and kill her I met her
[00:14:53] she has to die my life is fucking hell she's looking at who breaks their fucking
[00:14:57] neck on a box what are the best moments of my acts that stupid best
[00:15:02] was there was an Australian man any sex your car and he sucked my car
[00:15:09] and said run on and said not even that small I don't know what you're talking
[00:15:15] about and he was of course he was lying yeah he sucked your cuckaburra so what's
[00:15:21] the best moment you're on every about cry fat so cuz it's about you it's not
[00:15:32] I brought my own experiences into the role into the bit by saying he wants a
[00:15:40] Chipotle burrito I was thinking about it and I said I'm gonna use this for the
[00:15:48] character of cry fat so okay Chipotle's chips
[00:15:52] it's already food yeah that's even more that'd be nice the burrito flavored
[00:15:58] lays that's actually not a bad idea I would actually love that I would like
[00:16:02] that the best moments of my life I told an Australian got some out of the topic
[00:16:05] of karate kid came up karate kid for and he's like which ones it and I was like
[00:16:10] it's a woman Hillary swank he's like I don't know if I know that one I was
[00:16:12] like they're really says million dollar baby in Australia I'm like oh okay
[00:16:24] just believed it you believe that's so fucking you fly you humming the James
[00:16:29] ball and theme in your head fucking dumbass Australian piece of shit
[00:16:36] yeah stupid like all you motherfuckers by the way it's so funny right now they're
[00:16:40] like we've got one case yeah everyone's going back to jail we've got snipers
[00:16:47] outside your home one lady got sick yeah don't even think about going to the
[00:16:52] supermarket the hubris of Australia New Zealand islands isolated from the rest
[00:16:57] of the world well New Zealand has that bitch looks like maybe she'll suck not
[00:17:01] not the not let's not talk about a girlfriend like oh we ain't look
[00:17:06] perfectly and now look now look bitch yeah now look how about that you fucking
[00:17:13] barely got you can't even afford French submarines mm-hmm is that true yeah they
[00:17:19] had to buy them from us and now Francis matter to us yeah the Francis having
[00:17:22] oh we undercut France we undercut France why do they need some range for to go to
[00:17:27] Thailand for what Australia yeah yeah I guess some boys get some boy pussy in
[00:17:33] Thailand to go see the great barrier reef yes right is that in Australia
[00:17:37] there's that Florida it's Australia Australia you're thinking out of banks
[00:17:41] no I'm thinking of the floor it now there's some there's a big grass reef
[00:17:45] ever blades no there's a big read the coral reef or something yeah the fucking
[00:17:52] laughing before I've got life today you know because he thinks he's smart you're
[00:17:55] not that's the thing you're not smart I'm one of the I just admit how dumb I am
[00:18:00] and I and that way we can find knowledge listen I can find knowledge through an
[00:18:04] honest fucking an honest search of what we do and we don't know
[00:18:08] chicken little do you think that's named after it's about a chicken this
[00:18:13] name after Adam's been I do think that I was just that's so funny that you bring
[00:18:20] that up I was just thinking about that movie it's about a chicken
[00:18:25] I was literally just that the other day yeah crazy quiz you bring that up right
[00:18:37] now what was that was that movie we already said what it is we already said
[00:18:45] what we already said what we know it's not we've already covered it at him
[00:18:53] yeah well I was and that back to the ever going about read all those things about
[00:19:00] a string about that movie the big story is you know we've done that one eight times
[00:19:05] the baby that the I have you guys know that you guys know Adam's that it's
[00:19:12] no so that's a real reach at him by the way for you to go all that way
[00:19:18] stories when all you had to do is just call our dick smaller calls gay I
[00:19:25] called you guys gay and again you outsmart yourself again the first gay couple
[00:19:31] ever try for him you try it for some that's way above your fucking weight to
[00:19:35] conceive a to combine an insult for both of us to conceive a child you can barely
[00:19:39] land one on either one of us and you try and do a double-punch flying double-time
[00:19:44] and you failed speak tack you know I'm climbing up and he gets to the second
[00:19:49] open shit so okay we're gonna bring that up again we were that was just a
[00:19:55] metaphor yeah it wasn't oh I forgot yeah yeah that's right shouldn't you be
[00:20:00] standing up I'm shocked you led one of your nice chair dude that's really it's
[00:20:04] really I didn't want to make this click because I want to create the illusion
[00:20:09] for the audience but Nick replaced my old chair with the most comfortable chair
[00:20:14] ever I thought bad for you I really are in front of a quarter it was actually
[00:20:18] very sweet that is a great chair I might have to get you you might have to lose
[00:20:22] chair prove just honestly I'm happy to share the chair well either wouldn't be
[00:20:27] any sharing I would take it okay I feel like it does kind of fuck up the
[00:20:31] obvious part of the part of this I feel like I'm sitting being in terror
[00:20:35] I feel like the chair is the box era was funny this chair is too nice for me it's
[00:20:40] a great chair yeah big do nice nice amount of reading on there smoke a pipe on
[00:20:45] there that's exactly what I'm this is a gentleman's chair this is a real learned
[00:20:50] gentleman that and that's a chair that's that really in the fall in the winter
[00:20:54] oh that's a chair for the fall winter I smoke my tobacco backy there I got my
[00:20:58] ghost chair I got my telephone so I can talk to my grandma who has dementia
[00:21:03] that's awesome yeah who's this I don't worry about it it's clearance yeah hello
[00:21:11] hello Edna this is Clarence dickhead this is very thick and you said you were
[00:21:16] gonna give me a hundred dollars I'm supposed to get pussy from you yeah
[00:21:21] phone sex with your grandma with dementia yeah what does she care what do you
[00:21:25] worry she still got a lady's voice yeah she's still a chick fucking homo yeah I am
[00:21:32] gay you wouldn't do that someone honestly I guess you're really not horny old
[00:21:37] stobby baby like I lie that's all I it's such a character well I'll tell you what
[00:21:43] if you like lying you're gonna love cushy dreams documents you I love the
[00:21:48] seat and I also love fake marijuana I love the deceit of a woman's pants mm-hmm
[00:21:53] which covers the pussy area pussy and a little bit of the edge I love to this
[00:21:58] this take the seat the see a woman's titties I like I like this a woman I would
[00:22:05] love to see I love to see you you suck suck my day mm-hmm Adam why don't you go
[00:22:13] ahead and why don't you give me the copy why don't you read that for a second
[00:22:19] well I think why look at the crime macho trailer it's pretty good the trailer is
[00:22:24] pretty good excuse me okay the company is cushy dreams and they're slogan is
[00:22:30] smoke your CBD because you can so so far so good they offer a full lineup of
[00:22:35] premium smokeable CBD they specialize in extraordinary rich CBD rich hemp
[00:22:41] flower aka buds and pre-roll CBD joints and you can join the group of adults
[00:22:48] were sick of vapes and gummies I want to smoke their CBD dude I can't tell you
[00:22:52] that's what I talk about with all my when I'm walking down the street and I see a
[00:22:55] fucking somebody over 18 they can't stop talking about it's true how tired they
[00:23:01] are of gummies and veins everyone from the 18 to 95 demo young show dude this is
[00:23:06] like a zoomer show it is true that's true and because we're young guys we're
[00:23:10] yeah we pretend to be old 18 the fucking whatever years old yeah we're
[00:23:15] right it's funny cuz doesn't feel like this show really has been on that long
[00:23:20] five years but it started it like that very last year you can be considered
[00:23:26] young absolutely yeah and now and now we're at a very beginning in the
[00:23:32] little items 40 years old I had a minute early years old yeah two of his wives
[00:23:36] have died yes we started doing this show but not by my own hand from the
[00:23:42] from HIV he's always been a little bit some a mysteriously caught HIV while
[00:23:47] playing and they the doctor said that Adam has what's called tunnel landing
[00:23:56] bodies where it's he suffers from tunnel syndrome where he's been fucked in his
[00:24:01] ass so many times that there's just a direct to me from his asshole through
[00:24:06] his dickhole yeah the AIDS come yeah just shoots out just yeah it's like one of
[00:24:12] those things at the bank imagine using a paper towel roll like a day yeah yeah
[00:24:16] and that's yeah yeah wow wow that's actually his age ridden cock is very
[00:24:22] similar to cock and answer that you might smoke CBD out yeah and they and a joint
[00:24:29] that ships legally to all 50 states that's true it looks like high quality marijuana
[00:24:36] it feels like high quality marijuana and it tastes like high quality marijuana
[00:24:40] you can eat it and it'll taste little taste well the smoke does don't be you
[00:24:45] know respect the copy Adam okay smoke tastes like I would never make fun of a
[00:24:51] of one of our great sponsors we would never have to because we only use the
[00:24:56] finest but we only accept the money of the finest products that we personally
[00:25:00] they're kind of like an AA sponsor yeah because they keep you sober that's
[00:25:05] sure smoking fake weed all day doesn't count as having drug problem not at all
[00:25:09] they got three lines in order of quality private reserve ultra premium and
[00:25:15] premium if you send them a video of you pretending to be high off their smoking
[00:25:21] you gotta be like dude I'm fucking I'm meeting God right now yeah though yeah
[00:25:27] are you here fucking unicorn you get a lifetime supply did you you're like a
[00:25:33] fucking lizard yeah say shit like that yeah stuff like that yeah I'm tripping
[00:25:38] say stuff like that you fuck pieces you get called yeah call them yeah call them
[00:25:45] up they have a number yeah but you go to cushy dreams calm
[00:25:51] it's K USH wide dreams you dream so see if they have a number and then we'll
[00:25:55] say you call mom you tell them 98 rocks and tell them Justin Schlegel Justin
[00:26:08] every can sizes 3.5 grams and their nitrogen sealed so that's how you know
[00:26:14] it's optimally fresh you can mix it with anything else you like to smoke they
[00:26:19] got a customer service call them and then also call yeah call them and then
[00:26:25] also call yeah call them and then also call my
[00:26:28] rocket say cushy dreams that you know yeah and we're gonna try and put these
[00:26:31] two lovebirds yeah maybe put them on three way yeah do like like yeah what was a
[00:26:40] long-mont motion motion because motion penis but motion
[00:26:44] long-cocked motion penis long motion yeah so call 98 rock tell them you're
[00:26:51] from good dreams call cushy dreams tell them you're Justin Schlegel 98 rock
[00:26:56] that's a good prank and then record it in a state where you can record phone
[00:27:01] calls check on that New York State's fine from what we understand mm-hmm
[00:27:07] they have six choices of strain relaxed piece create hustle energy dream yeah
[00:27:13] strain that's a bad name for this you call it fucking feels you know it's not
[00:27:18] strath regular regular chill it's not a strain it's not a strain it's a
[00:27:24] awesome thing to you it's just fucking feels good to do it like jacking off if
[00:27:29] you didn't even have to move your hands can you imagine a world just coming
[00:27:33] your cock you just come in your pants with your penis yeah like the way you
[00:27:39] can kind of like look I'm flexing my calf right now yeah yeah it looks strong
[00:27:42] thanks man imagine if you could do that with your cock I remember being in like
[00:27:47] a man class no chance a math class and like some guy was like I guess friendly
[00:27:52] with but not like super good friends he was just like telling me like dude I beat
[00:27:56] off the other day and I was like coming so hard that I was like flexing my legs
[00:28:01] and I feel like my legs got stronger from from from like how much I was like
[00:28:07] jacking off it's a sick breath and yeah when it's just like we're in the middle
[00:28:10] class and I still think about that like all the time it's just like it's not
[00:28:17] even really like an embarrassing thing to say no it was such a bizarre time and
[00:28:22] yeah and I also don't recall I was just like I remember my reaction being like
[00:28:25] oh interesting nice man I didn't know you could do that yeah just explaining
[00:28:31] how you got like his legs were sore for masturbating just flexing them yeah
[00:28:36] because he was flexing from from jacking on I've never flexed well Jack and this
[00:28:40] wasn't quite he wasn't like yo he was just like we were like five shares away
[00:28:45] from each other he's a noun yeah he's like oh dude I forgot to tell you yeah
[00:28:50] that's awesome you guys hang out and ever no no he was like literally only
[00:28:54] somebody that I like you know talk to in school we weren't like good friends
[00:28:59] he was just trying to make more friends probably yeah that's true that was just
[00:29:04] go to friendship anecdotes yeah you should you should he's like oh I thought I
[00:29:08] would get my I would thought I would win Mullen over with that one yeah I
[00:29:11] thought Mullen was gonna really like that it was why I mean it's an interesting
[00:29:14] story it's clear it's had an effect now I do that kind of thing for a living
[00:29:19] right you know you know I'm a people know you for a rack on tour a professional
[00:29:25] tell people about how I beat off my secret is is that I do not actually in
[00:29:30] real life I mostly do karate in here mm-hmm it is very age heavily Asian
[00:29:34] influence I miss you think about you know different karate moves yeah Nick
[00:29:39] walks around on those block flip-flop things those are wearing a gi right now
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[00:30:42] your penis smoke your cock balls cock balls dick I'm just thinking how fun it
[00:30:49] was to just change the words those movies and put penis I know dude it's okay that
[00:30:55] was a good day if we were we should have just quit after that I know that was a
[00:31:00] really nice day fuck I now want chicken McNights I just got by the laptop this
[00:31:05] fucking game you just by laptop oh yeah I forgot that I complained about this
[00:31:12] on yeah get ready for the premium episode where Nick talks about his laptop oh I'm
[00:31:17] sorry did I ruin the premium episodes I was saying that's not oh is that I
[00:31:22] think that wasn't sarcastic you right I probably I wasn't saying that's our
[00:31:25] casting something boring there was no hint of sarcasm I have a sarcastic
[00:31:32] affect and it gets me in trouble a lot okay okay especially I'm gay so I'm gay
[00:31:41] now so now I'm gay let me get this because just because I have an interest
[00:31:46] in man so I'm take I take I'm a photographer and I'm gay now one of my
[00:31:53] favorite that's ongoing jokes of my life so because I like pictures I take
[00:31:58] pictures I like photography and the picture happened to be of a guy's ass
[00:32:02] getting cream pie man bent over and you can see his balls in the tip of his
[00:32:07] penis and you can see that and then probably come coming it's draped into a
[00:32:11] bowl of fruit I'm sorry but I'm gay says on cold that's still life for that I'm
[00:32:17] gay I guess I think that's how you pronounce his name her name maybe you
[00:32:22] know it's a guy is it they don't let bitches do art till like the 60s they did
[00:32:26] dude they did back then no there was like a bitch to pull the scroll out of her
[00:32:30] pussy and then they're people was allowed to do art I thought sure women
[00:32:33] invented art and that's not a woktek it's the truth men had to approach when
[00:32:38] they ran a virtue signal when they ran out of job virtue signal mowing no it's
[00:32:42] truth it because it here's what happened men used to do labor and then they
[00:32:46] invented capitalism and there was now an abundance of like you had to do
[00:32:50] something right so the guys that would have just been fed the dogs or you know
[00:32:55] it's like molested by the church or a certain half for being gypsies or whatever
[00:33:01] yeah for being you know what's what's the word heretics yeah heretics or
[00:33:08] whatever the chair takes is it heretics heretical but a guy is a heretic yeah and
[00:33:15] a girl's a hair a bitch that's right so anyways they invented what have you
[00:33:20] finished yet read yet it's done baby we can get back to our good show hi how
[00:33:25] you know I'm bird Reynolds my my dick fell off I'm dying hey I'm dick was
[00:33:33] bird Reynolds take this bird Reynolds folks and this yeah I need a job so they
[00:33:39] fucking we used to be women stay at home they'd paint pictures and fucking
[00:33:43] book okay shit like that but now that my dick and it turned into a fucking job
[00:33:48] so that's why guys started doing that interesting yeah I thought pictures were
[00:33:52] pretty gay but I have to say I saw a painting that changed my mind on who is
[00:33:56] that when I was in France I saw this painting called origin do mind Gustav
[00:34:04] Corbe the and it's just a pussy it's it's really famous boost inside my penis
[00:34:11] beastist out the look up the painting stuff it's saying again it's the or I
[00:34:17] think it's origin of the world origin do you mind origin do stuff Corbe pretty
[00:34:26] cool dude turn turn me around on this whole paintings thing okay let's see here
[00:34:34] oh yeah it's right just like a nice close-up on a pussy yeah it's pretty good
[00:34:39] that's a good pain it's good that a guy had that that idea put it into practice
[00:34:45] and I like how you can see one of the tips you can see one tip I know I was I
[00:34:49] said that when I saw that is a favorite view of mine looking up mmm rest just
[00:34:53] like a free tit you know the main attractions the pussy but you get a
[00:34:57] little bit of tit yeah you know you know I don't want to that's a pussy eaters
[00:35:02] eye view I feel like yeah I went to the Apple store
[00:35:10] yeah I went to Apple store and Friday can you still just because I feel like
[00:35:12] they don't let you just go to the Apple store yet to make an appointment for
[00:35:15] everything you just go okay no I don't think so I think I tried to go yeah
[00:35:20] it's a pandemic I was like no you can't do you can't you can't even buy a
[00:35:23] fucking you can't buy like a like a like a cage like a cable yeah what the fuck
[00:35:28] dude I smashed my phone so bad that they that they made me buy a new phone
[00:35:33] even though I have Apple care plus well they're bastards you got cucked major
[00:35:38] way and a major way yeah and I was told to put on a mask and I said I'm a fucking
[00:35:45] sovereign citizen I do not play by your rules and yes I will be putting on a
[00:35:51] mask sir old man yeah I'm not going to the Apple store dude fuck that
[00:36:00] yeah I went to the Apple store and so to meet his boyfriend no
[00:36:07] actually no so who's the bat so home you went to so home and the Apple store
[00:36:14] you mean is the back of a mr. Mango where you just like the guys it's a
[00:36:18] hack it's a hack I was walking the other day just I was in Chinatown it's like
[00:36:22] you know think about how the how all the Chinese people in Chinatown don't know
[00:36:26] it's called Chinatown like in their mind because their people are like where do
[00:36:29] you live and they're like yeah in the financial district
[00:36:34] yeah just regular New York downtown downtown just downtown New York like so
[00:36:39] how is well yeah yeah I guess little Italy yeah a little I live in little
[00:36:48] little hell do you mean China the the play is at home who don't happen to be in
[00:36:52] the right these are all neighbor nation that used to be their own places but are
[00:36:57] now part of China have you been a San Janeiro yet this year now I used to go
[00:37:02] for my causes birthday but yeah which I guess is how long is it birthday is
[00:37:05] probably this week I don't know a week or so my did not really happen no I
[00:37:10] go on it goes on for a minute it's tomorrow it's not right now the solstice
[00:37:15] so it's usually around the entire Asian fucking your astrology oh yeah there's
[00:37:20] a very they're very spiritual people why did you say the solstice because that
[00:37:26] that's just when San Genaro is Wow you know it's kind of like Christmas
[00:37:31] house gay sex yeah we worshiped like the fucking Saturnalia dude they were out
[00:37:35] there sucking guys off Tony dances down there cool most probably down there in
[00:37:39] a dress yeah I'm trans now fuck me now I I'm sorry I am a woman my pronouns are
[00:37:49] she her you can't say I molested myself the perfect defense the art school
[00:37:59] guys defense and I got this now we got what Catholic Kathy Hochull yeah
[00:38:04] oh chill I was saying what if was Kathy no chill yeah and she's like I have to say
[00:38:10] it but this virus is being a like Kathy you got a chill you're the governor
[00:38:17] and the governor ain't got no chill she out there saying the end if there's any
[00:38:21] time to call something it's this fucking virus is when you
[00:38:26] look at you can say that as lieutenant governor yeah talking about black
[00:38:33] people she didn't sound like that just imagine every woman in politics is just
[00:38:38] like horrifically made with like terminally Midwest she has an upstate
[00:38:42] style name I Kathy Hochull gosh I feel like I got that you know what it's a
[00:38:49] raw just could play her and so I remember when they called it cock
[00:38:53] Chester just one of my family moved here to have sex with Chinese rail workers
[00:39:01] from where from fucking album removed the right Chester to get fucked get our
[00:39:09] pussies fucked by the Chinese Wow they give him pussy they made the big fucking
[00:39:15] movie that's where I'm all made right that's where Sires Sires C o V one came out getting Chinese rail put getting
[00:39:24] railed by the rail workers they called it oh wow that's all so they called it yeah
[00:39:29] so that's it sounds like you come from real matriarchal family there was only
[00:39:33] women in my family they all love Chinese and we we get fucked by the Chinese and
[00:39:38] we reproduce we're not actually genetically related it's just other
[00:39:42] white ladies who love saying bros she's got no chill and I love saying the
[00:39:52] end I'm no chill hoe chill and you better fucking believe I'm saying every one of
[00:39:56] these press conferences y'all better buckle up shit y'all thought shit was
[00:40:04] sweet with Cuomo you thought he had a job because he touched a couple of pussies
[00:40:07] I'm dropping hard every single fucking day in these
[00:40:15] me PowerPoint what we call a point slide number one bullet point number one
[00:40:27] bullet point number two oh what's that we got a third bullet point you better
[00:40:34] believe it's the governor of New York has solved the coronavirus by calling it
[00:40:42] the end by calling it the n word yeah oh that's awesome what's Kathy look like
[00:40:49] she look like she got a good pussy I mean she probably looks like Kathy from the
[00:40:52] comics act no she doesn't look black blacks blacks
[00:40:58] I think she just looks like a regular ass bitch yeah she just looks like a
[00:41:03] politician type bitch let me take a look at this honestly literally literally
[00:41:09] me Rogers could play her she could get it bro coach you yeah whatever let's
[00:41:14] look up oh I'm burr Reynolds some fun fact burr Reynolds and what are you up to
[00:41:21] burr hey you know I'm faggy shit are you up to are you in a movie called smoking
[00:41:29] I'm fucking suck I'm smoking cocky in the bands pee the old band I just got a
[00:41:35] shit I do my bookie dot com Wow and better not dude Adam Kathy Hochill
[00:41:44] cannot get the prick I'm just saying no Adam wouldn't sound cool I would I mean
[00:41:49] I take her over a Marjorie Taylor Greene and you know no no you would rather
[00:41:54] fuck Marjorie Taylor Greene that nobody wants to fuck Marjorie Taylor but over
[00:41:59] out of your fucking over Kathy literally yeah it looks like a normal nice literally
[00:42:04] have gay sex before I had before did you see her new commercial where she blows
[00:42:09] up a car she does yeah no she's like she doesn't even have human genes yeah
[00:42:15] dude she's unfuckable yeah I would rather fuck her than I'm taking the
[00:42:20] opposite stance I'll rather you're gonna you're gonna have to die on that
[00:42:23] hill buddy listen she's just weird yeah I can't even conceive of her skeleton
[00:42:29] you're not you don't have a good enough imagination she looks like shit what are
[00:42:33] you talking about I'm one of the most fantastical imaginative well then you
[00:42:38] say use some of that whimsy to think about what this bitches were to bring
[00:42:42] you can bet on who would you rather fuck it my bookie calm you could bet on
[00:42:47] that yeah what's going on this horse you got you got Antonio Brown on the Raiders
[00:42:56] what else do we have copy for this didn't Marjorie Taylor Greene fuck some guy at a
[00:43:03] wedlock did we is that what we found yeah she is donna she's had sex
[00:43:09] about marriage no no like cheated on her husband is what I meant to see I had a
[00:43:14] wedlock yeah what I thought she thought she fucked like her crossfit
[00:43:21] instructor so really Marjorie Taylor Greene openly cheated on husband with
[00:43:28] men at her gym men according to daily man you'd rather smash with this chick
[00:43:35] oh fuck you freak I'm just looking at a picture over I'm not sure if I had to
[00:43:42] pick one I would pick her if she's a fucking you're free honestly I could
[00:43:45] totally imagine what she would be like to have sex yeah be so pissed it's also
[00:43:50] she'd be so pissed at socialism I don't know where she came from like I don't
[00:43:54] remember she's probably just had a meltdown on Facebook live yeah dude look
[00:44:00] it would just be something strange about her that I would rather fuck than Kathy
[00:44:04] Hochil it's also mostly an age thing what you think she's a anyway do we have
[00:44:11] copy for my book here no just fucking use your goddamn imagination the way I
[00:44:18] have for years my bookie dot com I'm gonna imagine a website this is called
[00:44:29] this is my bookie dot age Greene is promoted numerous far-right white
[00:44:33] supremacists and anti-Semitic conspiracy theories including the white genocide
[00:44:37] conspiracy theory QAnon and Pisa gate which is Pisa gates real as well as
[00:44:43] other disproven conspiracy theories such as false flag mass shootings the
[00:44:46] Clinton body count and those related to 9-11 that is such a broad stroke I know
[00:44:52] speaking the you got it yeah and those there's nothing nothing to be
[00:44:57] investigated about 9-11 no the every their everything is a conspiracy I don't
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[00:45:26] to kneel it a game and disrespect the country that brought you the freedoms
[00:45:30] that make it possible for you as a black man to earn millions of dollars
[00:45:35] that's right playing a game that's a child's game the game the hammered black
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[00:46:19] every day at 4 a.m. but for five hours fucked up on oxygister pain pill just
[00:46:27] fucking out of your mind on saying nothing saying nothing and just be like
[00:46:32] pretending to be shocked about like McDonald's has gotten rid of honey
[00:46:37] mustard and you thought when I said the Jews were you know yeah yeah and people
[00:46:44] called me crazy yeah and just like that's summoning those emotions every single
[00:46:49] day you can tell who's doing a bit and who's not though because like some of
[00:46:53] those guys are not like all the Fox you guys are getting vaccinated but the
[00:46:57] like the local guys those motherfuckers keep dying because they keep getting
[00:47:00] COVID oh yeah the small time small time actually like believe all the shit how
[00:47:05] many of them are there because it seems like a lot of there's a lot of things at
[00:47:09] this point again that when I was younger and I would have to you know drive
[00:47:12] around and through the south or whatever with comedy and stuff you would just go
[00:47:17] from market to market and it's like you're listening to fucking shit on 92 you
[00:47:22] know something yeah yeah the the knife yeah like I go fucking oh this communist
[00:47:29] socialist Obama president wants to introduce black history month schools
[00:47:34] I'm sorry to bring a blacks our history month to the fucking gun show they're
[00:47:41] just saying this on the radio yeah it's truly jarring if you're not like yeah
[00:47:46] you know down there whatever yeah yeah and the FCC can't do anything about it
[00:47:52] I don't think the FCC actually exists I think you're probably bring a titty out
[00:47:57] once you bring one honest to do the like the FCC enforcing any kind of like
[00:48:04] standards and practice there you know like whatever like you know broadcast
[00:48:09] standards yeah in this day and age is fucking absurd oh yeah I think we've you
[00:48:15] know I mean it's just another way for the government to rake in money but yeah
[00:48:18] they're still finding like terrestrial radio people like $200,000 if you say
[00:48:21] like bitch you say bitch fucking 3p you know it's fucking weird people are
[00:48:29] starting to censor like now the internet is getting censored is it like well
[00:48:33] it's not not just because of monetization where it's like like
[00:48:37] TikTok it shit everyone censors curse words like you can't sell ads on it
[00:48:43] YouTube people are fucking like Christian content like did you say do yes
[00:48:47] aren't people sent like stealing our shit and censoring the curse words yeah
[00:48:51] yeah yeah yeah that's just so fucking weird now the internet is just like
[00:48:57] that's where you should used to be able to say whatever the fuck you wanted
[00:49:00] I had the I had the Jews that run it do that for us I don't know it's weird
[00:49:04] because I've been on the internet a long time sure you know more bad than me
[00:49:07] that's true and I like I don't you know I guess I've never been particularly
[00:49:11] like a cancel culture guy I don't think like economic punishment should be
[00:49:15] doled out to anybody right I think that's like right but that's like a separate
[00:49:19] problem but the like the internet is I've been banned I got banned from
[00:49:24] everything before anybody else right I'm banned from everything yeah like
[00:49:30] that's part of it you do things to make them mad so they ban you right right
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[00:50:07] noticed no just clock the whole time long the entire show it is possible
[00:50:12] I'm one of the mean mean observers in the world you're really one of the
[00:50:17] people like they like my sharp they really didn't you never be in your
[00:50:21] first you notice is because it's up here by my midsection instead of down by
[00:50:24] my penis if I put it down in my crotch are you like oh you're flipping before
[00:50:27] my yeah second the second the fingers started to exchange
[00:50:31] I'm telling I'm telling I've never looked at your crush except for that one time
[00:50:38] we're peeing next to each other and it was if you want to hide something from
[00:50:41] laughing and you said what are you laughing at and I said I was thought I
[00:50:44] thought of I lied to yeah because I had my dick painted like a clown yeah
[00:50:49] because I had to go to work because I had a job that if you want to keep a
[00:50:56] secret from madam you just put you just right on a post it and put it near
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[00:51:51] not that I want to fuck Marjorie Taylor Greene and stop once the fuck Marjorie
[00:51:55] it's that I would rather fuck it in the happy hotel yeah it feels it looks like
[00:51:59] a pussy's made out of bones probably her jaw is too wise she looks like a
[00:52:04] monkey she looks like a like a gibbon face yeah what she has like a sort of
[00:52:08] like a like a like a closed stare like a recent ancestor kind of yeah in the
[00:52:14] end or thaw yeah that's true not in the end or thaw necessarily because you
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[00:52:54] welcome to the fucking party you fucking and my other fuckers been in it
[00:53:01] there on there fuck I got a little tickle in my throat it's not COVID I got
[00:53:07] tested this morning yeah everybody welcome to the fucking party what was
[00:53:14] tickling dick a pussy what was tickling a pussy was how do you guys try in your
[00:53:19] throat it's a long clip you made a penis. Do you mean a penis that you're
[00:53:25] sucking that you're a throat I was throwing a pussy why do you have a neck
[00:53:30] tattoo that says the throat go the throat go dude call me fucking why do you have
[00:53:35] superhead Stevens why do you have a full neck tattoo this is the throat go
[00:53:39] because yeah this is I like to get my dick through it green is like her
[00:53:45] background is she worked across fit and then in 2017 she wrote articles for a
[00:53:50] website called American truth seekers and then now she's in Congress that's
[00:53:55] awesome dude you know and it's like it that's so fucking sick you know like
[00:53:59] conservatives like oh she was a bartender yeah or she's not actually from the
[00:54:04] Bronx right right okay well I mean in your stupid world I probably qualifies
[00:54:08] her more to be in fucking Congress then she should be the president but this
[00:54:12] lady is like yeah she's like I mean it's like it's literally if I was a
[00:54:16] journalist I was in Congress no I know just some dumb or qualified yeah yeah
[00:54:22] from thought catalog from thought catalog yeah yeah yeah 27 articles for law
[00:54:28] enforcement today I guarantee you there's maybe there's zero police
[00:54:35] officers that read long right right right right right right right right and
[00:54:39] fucking the Richard Jewell that's who reads law enforcement today pretty good
[00:54:44] movie yeah well the movie's good but the actual guy if you remember the movie
[00:54:49] he's dead it turns out he was a pedophile he was no whoa yeah that actually that
[00:54:55] movie should be called cry fat so is it yes did you finish your ad read I
[00:55:05] finish he'd you call me a pig when stop what the fuck you why the fuck would you
[00:55:11] turn on me you mother fucker well deflecting stuff I'm a I'm I'm any I'm
[00:55:18] I'm big really yeah sir if I was this week he's deflecting instead of
[00:55:22] defecting is that a defecating now thank you no problem you're well
[00:55:28] I appreciate the thank you anyway folks I would like to see some of our articles
[00:55:37] I wonder what some of the titles were yeah whatever qualifications is used a
[00:55:41] moderator of a Facebook group yes oh I said fucking shit
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[00:57:27] but you're a little bit yeah with my grandma which is very funny grandma thing
[00:57:33] to do did you show you that's why he has fun sex with her now my grandma is
[00:57:39] cool dude that is a cool thing I miss it's crazy because I missed my grandma a
[00:57:43] lot but she's not dead yet she's just fucking gone
[00:57:48] you're like you're dead to me whore yeah I've stopped speaking there you're like
[00:57:53] you can you do you do nothing for me so rot boring rot in your little fucking
[00:57:59] cell damn they got a lot of new monster trucks now do that how's the technology
[00:58:05] looking folks I'm sorry is that the audience saying just read all the
[00:58:09] money yeah just kill we got alien invasion you know what would be the the
[00:58:23] really the next step for real this is just start doing like 42 minute episodes
[00:58:29] that's really when we start crossing the Rubicon five really taking the show I
[00:58:34] bad reads 42 minutes under an hour yeah but injured a venture like Marvel
[00:58:45] acts bad company okay here's this one's cool bad news travels fast cool like
[00:58:51] racehorse names yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah she's showing pussy she's the
[00:58:57] bakugan dragonoid that's awesome I guess they're letting fucking you know
[00:59:02] those people you're letting whoever in here black pearl so that's just stolen
[00:59:08] from the pirates of Caribbean that's cool mmm black stallion blue thunder bro
[00:59:15] dozer okay Brutus that one shaped like a dog
[00:59:19] Devastator dragon that was pretty cool there's already a dragon earth shaker
[00:59:27] El Toro that one's cool crazy bull yeah El Toro loco ice fast metal
[00:59:37] oh shit El Toro locos evil fucking twin dude we got a scary gas monkey garage I
[00:59:44] kind of like that like that grave digger classic the great clips Mohawk
[00:59:49] warriors I guess oh they have sponsors though great clips as its own
[00:59:52] monster truck now hooked I got fucked up at a great clips oh damn ice cream man
[00:59:58] I love this oh that's awesome that's almost better than grave digger I like
[01:00:02] ice cream and that would be my favorite iron outlaw gay iron warrior gay
[01:00:08] jailbird slightly less gay jester I kind of like it's gay is it like a like a
[01:00:16] Southern California Hispanic jester Crayker and mcla Don megaladon's a good
[01:00:23] name monster energy didn't even try it's not the monster energy something it's
[01:00:29] just monster and she's a lot of these cars this is my second is a dog when
[01:00:33] monster mud and then they've got monster mud Dalmatian nice this is a
[01:00:37] Dalmatian oh monster mud rod why I got a lot of monster we got a lot of dog
[01:00:42] brand Nitro menace that's actually good name Northern nightmare I guess what
[01:00:48] this is the unionist coming into violate states rights just painted like
[01:00:54] general Sherman dude I like boo fuck that truck fuck that we're give us our
[01:01:00] slaves back I was thinking the other day you know it's like does anyone make the
[01:01:05] case that like who really should be getting reparations is the family of
[01:01:08] slave owners I think they lost their property they did give reparations yeah
[01:01:13] but they got shit they they lost something I mean they should be did they
[01:01:17] North even try just being like look we'll just buy the slaves off you I think
[01:01:22] they literally did pay those motherfuckers did they did they I think so that's
[01:01:27] how that worked that's how that would solve that now if we still had slavery
[01:01:31] because the slaves would all be owned by like you know Jeff Horvish and yeah
[01:01:36] right like the taxpayers would have to give yeah yeah yeah billions of dollars
[01:01:42] to slave owners to buy the slaves off a hundred percent and then they would just
[01:01:47] bust the slaves into yeah like they would just work in a little class white
[01:01:52] neighborhoods that cause like racial strife that's crazy when you think about
[01:01:59] it and then you yep and you introduce cracking to those neighborhoods I don't
[01:02:03] know if you introduce crack what's the new thing now there has been a new I guess
[01:02:08] catapace yeah but I don't think obsessed that was like a it's over
[01:02:17] sexual and it's over BORED I guess it's a normal tribute oh are you real sad
[01:02:26] about that no it's personal to you you're good friend he was a good friend yeah
[01:02:31] you ignoring everybody in the group chat until normal Donald died then you
[01:02:35] have to prostrate yourself and I was just so sad yeah and you couldn't oh do you
[01:02:42] want to get lunch no text back nor McDonald I'm the most sad about it I
[01:02:46] didn't say it was the most I was just oh we pirates curse rage ramenator
[01:02:54] that's cool raising Cain Rockwell red here you go the Saigon shaker that's
[01:03:01] pretty cool but it's a Vietnam war themed scooby-doo that's this feels like a
[01:03:10] lot of these they make the mystery a lot of these are our copyright for this
[01:03:15] here we go this is awesome soldier fortune black ops it's a valor stealing
[01:03:23] trouble fucking you it's got a gun it's got a gun on time that's so it's got a
[01:03:37] that's just drive around they don't fucking destroy anything that's what I
[01:03:43] mean it's fucking gay yeah it should be a demolition derby with monster trucks
[01:03:49] they're too expensive dude you can't destroy those people I would pay a
[01:03:55] thousand dollars or so wait so they don't do jumps over
[01:04:01] really this is pretty fucking gay honestly it's pretty boring
[01:04:08] just like going over a bunch of little hills
[01:04:25] by the way the crowd is not he's bomb it's there's there's a hundred thousand
[01:04:32] people in the stadium and they're but yeah they're just like soldier fortune
[01:04:35] black ops is bombing doing terribly that's like a Tom Clancy who got son of a
[01:04:41] digger and it's okay that's the son they have the trucks the trucks are
[01:04:47] sexy wolf's head it's a wolf that sucks dick that's awesome a wonder woman it's
[01:04:55] okay Israeli truck yep wrecking machine exterminator that's an
[01:05:00] exterminator that also exterminator that's fucking sick yeah 2020 drivers buddy
[01:05:12] Tomkins Roy Pritchen junior or no sorry Roy Pritchen and JR McNeil that's who
[01:05:18] drives the external look at this guy are you I could have told you what this
[01:05:23] person yeah I'm tired are you tired well don't worry buddy we got more things to
[01:05:32] read I love exterminator I have to say that one really captured my imagination
[01:05:46] our first competitor is one of the master jam world finals rookies Sean
[01:05:51] Newhod driving a truck that the fans selected there was a big contest at
[01:05:55] master jam.com what master jam truck should we create is this guy doing a real
[01:06:00] feral doing very scary and how is Sean do Hodd Ben being kind of just a
[01:06:05] perfect fit for this at the pit party you'll put the makeup on he takes pictures
[01:06:10] with the kids in his zombie role when he gets down to this time he really has
[01:06:14] delivered this truck yeah he's solid he's consistent he's a fast racer he's got a
[01:06:18] lot of experience doesn't have a lot of experience on a fast track like this
[01:06:22] as well as a big with obstacles the size that they are here at the advanced
[01:06:26] auto parts world finals you know it's a great learning experience for an up-and-comer
[01:06:31] like Sean Duhawn and zombie and certainly no matter what he does here he's off to
[01:06:35] a good start this is just a launching pad for him in his career and he again
[01:06:39] having this opportunity he really relishes having a full-time ride in
[01:06:43] zombie oh we've seen this before always we always have the balloons in somewhere
[01:06:52] first truck out of the box that is sick great job you come to the master jam
[01:06:58] world finals yeah you got to do a lot of things but how do you win big air in
[01:07:02] there somewhere and show you your cocks suck the most is counting down
[01:07:06] regulation time in the upper left hand we got a huge problem Adam Friedland is
[01:07:10] running out on the field trying to suck the trucks that is one of the
[01:07:16] gayest bet I've ever seen got bad news here Adam's now he's pants are falling
[01:07:21] off and he's had diarrhea all over his own penis which looks like a vagina and
[01:07:27] he's bending over what's he doing whole truck went into his ass
[01:07:34] oh my god I've never seen anything like that before it's completely inside his
[01:07:41] head driver Sean Duane rookie is running out of oxygen he's advocating what he's
[01:07:49] saying desperately calling his wife inside Adam fast reaching and saying
[01:07:53] goodbye the emergency clown crew is in stock and extending a tube and Adam's
[01:08:00] at so Sean can breathe through it because he's drowning in coming in
[01:08:06] but you know the drivers are told if you want to there is AIDS molecules the size
[01:08:15] Sean oh man yeah here's ago we would have said you know what we should do is we
[01:08:24] should do a live show from monster Jim and now I'm thinking we should start
[01:08:31] figured to go with the style of the stavros operandum which is producing the
[01:08:36] show to forty thousand dollars operandum is right I'm saying dude yeah one day
[01:08:46] one day every six months we come in here and we talk for 24 hours in a row and
[01:08:53] at 45 minutes each time we stop the clock and I'll tell you what it'll still be
[01:08:58] better than 90% of podcasts exactly did that's what I'm saying yeah that's that's
[01:09:03] our game we maybe we should be putting the same level of effort that monster
[01:09:08] jam does well I think that it's probably hard to build those big trucks what do
[01:09:14] you mean I should do it you get a regular truck you put big wheels on it how
[01:09:18] hard it'd be I don't know you have you need a cool name to you got to come up
[01:09:22] with a radiator you got a rent a place to do it you got a little later you got
[01:09:28] to build the hills right for the track yeah we come out we do pussy smasher
[01:09:33] would be my truck we do ten minutes and it's just the best bits we got yeah and
[01:09:42] okay Stephen Seagull okay but it's even Stephen Seagull
[01:09:49] okay and fucking alright scratch that again it worries Stephen Stephen
[01:10:00] oh okay maybe it is even Stephen Seagull okay but the even part is odd and even
[01:10:11] because they like math shiny and it's shiny
[01:10:18] all right Michael Douglas okay it's Michael Douglas he doesn't have a buddy
[01:10:31] wants it bad but it's nothing I want more than if you can find a way to put
[01:10:39] AIDS in my good age right when I'm Michael Paz paused up I want to be Michael
[01:10:44] bug it Michael bug it but Michael bug it
[01:10:56] Tina Gay from 30 Cox 30 thirsty Cox thirsty Cox
[01:11:04] what about who's some new what have you got a Billy Eilish
[01:11:09] yeah really I wish her titties would fall out of her shirt that's good during a
[01:11:14] show that's awesome you got a Robert Pattinson yeah Robert Pattinson dicks
[01:11:26] over the pants and he's broken yeah he's uh let's go Chinese again
[01:11:33] let's see if we can get away to make one of these do a little bit more with the
[01:11:37] name let's give these folks a show let's give these folks a fucking show okay so
[01:11:43] we need a Chinese person yeah or we're returning someone can green night just
[01:11:48] came out green night is it a K and IG what if it's your K and IG it's K and I GG
[01:11:57] no no no that wouldn't really make sense that was the alternate title of black
[01:12:05] light yeah that's true green night who's the guy in that dev something
[01:12:11] dev Patel you're right what's this guy named after software development yeah
[01:12:17] fucking hell yeah cuz he's Indian is an Indian guy yeah yeah it's pretty
[01:12:24] shindian guys yeah so what the hell did God was Gandhi up to yeah what the hell