Cum Town | Regular | 10/20/2021
[00:00:00] Oh, let's get ready to mumble. Let's get ready to have some
[00:00:10] No, no, come on what no come on t's we don't need to put that on Jim again
[00:00:16] cruising cruising Joe we don't even you fresh a fresh round of people
[00:00:20] harassing the return of cruising or Joe for that matter
[00:00:24] But that used to be the de Joado viva of the show
[00:00:33] Solange the cilantro of the show the cilantro
[00:00:36] We don't stand on you know what I think happened last time positive. You know, I think remember how this thing fucked up
[00:00:44] So I think the master level was zeroed out even though the dial was up here the shit was down here
[00:00:50] So I have to ten minutes of it not recording anything it shuts off
[00:00:54] That's a little tech tip today for tech tip your hometown episode
[00:01:04] 282 somebody sent me some gay ass email that was like, yo, you got a fix
[00:01:09] The episode numbers cuz they're in my gay app that I use
[00:01:13] Guess what no, we don't know we got that sounds like a you problem. Mm-hmm
[00:01:18] But I'm happy to be here boys. I'm energized off this go-d special. I had for lunch
[00:01:26] We got the whole team on deck it's fall honestly when we thrive
[00:01:30] Yeah, this fall is good for all of us not just on the show
[00:01:33] But in my life in my life real talk this show has not been funny in a year and the last bit that I had fun with personally
[00:01:41] was the nightmare before Christmas thing
[00:01:43] I like saying I like the penis thing and night
[00:01:49] Nightmare before Christmas may may have been may of last year. I don't remember
[00:01:54] I don't remember that bit at all to get where Jack's element goes in the woods and there's a
[00:01:59] Mm-hmm, it's getting your dick stuff before Chris getting out takes over and maybe does it did you get you did chopped off or no
[00:02:05] It sucks his dick and then he did it follows the plot of okay. It's time for a bit bit rewind
[00:02:17] Bit rewind so okay, so I had that I was thinking that's laughing the other day
[00:02:20] Thinking about you know night before Christmas, okay
[00:02:23] I accidentally goes in the woods and he has all the trees with the holidays. Yep
[00:02:27] So there's like that Easter egg one and I don't know if there's a Hanukkah one or not. I don't think so they're better be
[00:02:34] Well, that would be can you imagine how much worse out of it if Jack's skeleton was like there's eight days and it celebrates
[00:02:51] But we are we're already liars that have a vampire Jack
[00:02:55] How is that different than Halloween already have a movie producer than the last children. Yeah, that's one of the Halloween guys
[00:03:03] If you could if you squint in the background Mr. Oogie boogie is just Harvey wants
[00:03:10] My penis is filled with bugs and it's got a zipper on it. I haven't seen that movie in a while
[00:03:17] Really fully remember you know, I thought I didn't like Tim Burton and then I think about it
[00:03:21] There's a lot of timber movies. I like yeah, I kind of just don't like
[00:03:26] Tim Burton style bitches. I don't yeah, exactly. Yeah, hell at a bottom
[00:03:31] Hot no hot topic style. Yeah, the atom style women. No, no, that's not even fair to call them that cuz he's type of bitches
[00:03:38] Hello, Bonham Carter. No, I'm talking about like cold little girls that like fan fan girls. That makes sense
[00:03:44] Yeah, they are some of the yeah, listen. I'll get my dick sucked with some black lipstick on. Yeah, you know, it's not the aesthetic
[00:03:49] It's the cultural participation in something, you know, like people that
[00:03:56] Go see Rocky Horror picture show. Yeah, that kind of thing. Yeah, so Jack Skellington goes out in the woods, right?
[00:04:09] That you know, it's a Christmas tree the Easter egg. What are some of those? There's a flag?
[00:04:13] I don't remember. Let's pull it up. Just to give this bit a little because Chris I get the wrong context
[00:04:20] I get to there's a Christmas tree, but why would there be an Easter tree?
[00:04:24] I have a Kwanza tree because each tree represents a different holiday. Yeah, but Easter Christmas the only one with a tree
[00:04:30] Yeah, but the tree is painted on the tree
[00:04:34] Now why would the other things have trees or Chris? This is saying a tree symbol was painted on the tree a Christmas tree symbol
[00:04:42] Yeah, and then Easter eggs too much. That's men. Okay, so here you go. Here's the here's the ones they have
[00:04:48] So it's the holiday doors a nightmare before Christmas. There's the pumpkin one which he comes from the Easter egg the Christmas tree Valentine's day
[00:04:55] This looks like birthday. That's not a fucking holiday. It's
[00:04:59] Yeah, well, I mean it didn't really they didn't really think this year before yeah, this isn't holding up this scrutiny at all
[00:05:06] We should go back to watching that video that Adam pulled up on his phone where
[00:05:09] Howard Stern does politically incorrect, but it's
[00:05:15] I don't know Gary the retard Gary the retard the guy from the KKK. Yeah, that's a really good episode
[00:05:21] It was a great episode. Yeah, plus Bill Maher plus Bill Maher. So five retards
[00:05:34] So this Valentine's day of the heart tree the same Patrick's day the four leaf clover. He's the rat
[00:05:40] Independence day as a firecracker. There's the jack O'lanner's Thanksgiving turkey and there's a Christmas tree. Oh, so they don't have any
[00:05:47] Which it's weird cuz in the movie he doesn't come out of the Halloween door
[00:05:51] He wanders into the forest and there's a so if he had gone into the Halloween door
[00:05:55] He would have become himself. They should have let Charlie Kaufman right nightmare before Christmas. Yeah, we're Jack Skellington becomes himself
[00:06:02] Yep, and then is it's still the Halloween town base played by that tall bald guy from manhunter. Oh
[00:06:11] Something tom's his name Tom Tom noon and Jim to Tom noon and Jim news
[00:06:19] I guess I just came from Halloween and Jack Skeleton's like Jim is that you
[00:06:28] Jimmy nice penis Billy. This is sucking. Oh, did you guys see that fucking video that guy who's just doing this fucking gay ass impression of Robin Williams?
[00:06:39] People were like this is unbelievable. No, I didn't say it has to play the and it's just this guy doing this fucking like
[00:06:46] Schmaltz ass impression of Robin Williams and
[00:06:49] People were fucking sending it to his daughter
[00:06:52] Like it's like come on man. This is just like people like this is so good. You have to see this just
[00:06:57] You know some fucking theater kid doing over the top like over the Robin Williams was over the top
[00:07:02] But it was like he's him. Yeah to pretend to do that kind of shit. Just look like dog. This guy Jamie
[00:07:09] That's cool. Let's listen to it. I'm fucking gay. Let's make fun of this guy
[00:07:18] You close your eyes and all kinds of images happen. It's really bizarre. It's hard to believe that's actor Jamie Costa portraying the late great Robin Williams
[00:07:27] The youtube video which has already garnered over a million views chronicles when the morkin mini star found out his beloved friend john belushi had died
[00:07:41] John's not dead. I was with last night. I'm so sorry
[00:07:51] This is terrible keep like Adam says a crush
[00:08:03] Adam wants to fuck wait, wait. This is funny. He's finding out john bloosh is dead Adam and the gay guys
[00:08:20] No one reacts to their friend dino if you told me Adam died. I've been like come on
[00:08:37] But not like the this is fucking horrible. I can't even see the video, but yeah
[00:08:41] Well, let's just take our word for it man. I better go over to his apartment and console his girlfriend
[00:08:47] Oh, yeah, that's what you would do. Yeah
[00:09:05] I've gotta know that um i'm gonna go over there and check on it
[00:09:08] And i've got like a big scroll with wax all over it
[00:09:12] And some guy dressed up like a like green victorian clothes. I'm like i'm sorry, but it says right here in his will
[00:09:18] Yeah, the pussy. Yeah in blood the pussy shall be given
[00:09:22] thou dibseth on thine pussy, you know the lord of my bits jim jim ballushi
[00:09:29] Uh got married to john ballushi his girlfriend. What?
[00:09:35] That's not real they're also brothers you guys aren't brothers. Yeah
[00:09:40] Brothers brothers in arms. I was a stinky money for money for no wait there was um
[00:09:53] They were blown away. Oh john stan. Oh my god. He's doing an overdose. How about an underdose
[00:09:58] You don't do enough drugs. You forget that you're gay
[00:10:00] You can't get your dick on to have gay sex. It goes under
[00:10:05] Underneath your balls. How about an over you don't do it a hero to judge you think goes on in your balls
[00:10:10] You know, how about a comba dose so much overdose
[00:10:14] Over toast bread on toast toast on butter butter butter believe that's a fat black bitch right across the straight look at her
[00:10:25] That fat black lady that walked by I think she works with the dm
[00:10:31] I wonder what that would be like you know there. I'm trying to get a new license a new license
[00:10:37] That's really good. Yeah. No, hold on you should play brombone. I should
[00:11:05] How you doing will there i'm here at animal house
[00:11:10] We all out here on the blacktop of my brothers
[00:11:13] Playing ball and animal real kind of animal house monkey house
[00:11:19] Robin you're going a little too far with monkey house julondo blue she
[00:11:24] Julondo blue she what's next whatever happened to mardron
[00:11:31] That's awesome. Yeah, it's a good question now. It's vegan. Yeah, i'm vegan robin williams. It's me vegan williams
[00:11:40] Okay, there we go. One of us is black and the other is a bunch of fucking vegetables
[00:11:55] Yeah, that's so it's a bunch of vegetables to talk like robin
[00:11:58] A bunch of vegetables is telling it's veggie tails remember that when they tried to make the bible even too
[00:12:03] They're like oh two things kids ate the bible and vegetable that's true. Let's pair them up
[00:12:10] What's next being molested and getting a halloween candy eaten by a fat mom?
[00:12:19] Is your fat father sticking his dick in your pussy while he's eating all your halloween candy
[00:12:25] That's what i think of nothing a pejitez
[00:12:28] Well, thank you very much for this self tape
[00:12:33] We're gonna keep you in mind for the role of robin williams garnered over a million views already
[00:12:38] Why was it on the news let new show was it the come town impression of robin molliams
[00:12:43] Has got and people are sending it to his don't know do not do that. Come on
[00:12:48] That's fucked up. Yeah jim ballouche's dead. What if he was bred?
[00:12:54] Bred ballouche and you made a sandwich out of him and you sucked his cock
[00:12:59] There's cock was a little baguette that you suck
[00:13:01] You sucked it you put your bonavin instead of a baguette a french guy put his dick in the basket and rode the bicycle into a fat woman's ass
[00:13:09] They did that what if that was what was happening what if that happened in france and his name's jolondo
[00:13:16] I did it jolondo get your ass back in the house. That's awesome man
[00:13:29] Yeah, that video fucking that guy was doing a horrific job. Yeah, like just a shitty impression people think it's good acting. Yeah
[00:13:37] Well, you know, it's good acting fucking joe peshi being old as shit. I agree
[00:13:42] Irishman. Yeah and being like it is what it is. It is what it is. But he's sad and he's executing a guy by with those words
[00:13:48] With one tweeting i'm at a loss for words of how extraordinary this is jamey costa encapsulates the essence of robin william
[00:13:54] So perfectly he does stand footage for a proposed biopic is a clear sign
[00:13:59] Also biopix are one of the worst forms of another right?
[00:14:02] Yeah, anytime anyone on twitter has a viral tweet that says this movie needs to happen
[00:14:06] Rest assured it is the gayest worst idea for the
[00:14:09] Oh, yeah, do you know that viral tweet that there was like, okay an update to home alone now?
[00:14:16] fucking kevin is old and he's living in the west village with his husband and
[00:14:21] You know and the mom has been kidnapped and they're kidnapped at an old church and it's like what the fuck is this idea?
[00:14:27] It doesn't make any sense. Yeah, they did redo home alone. It looks like shit. Yeah. Well the original one fucking sucks original ones
[00:14:35] You know whatever I haven't seen it because i'm not a fucking baby
[00:14:37] But I liked it when I was a kid. I bought it watch baby movies a kid. I watched heat and fucking no. Yeah, no you didn't
[00:14:43] Yes, you watched even airplane watch your shit. I watched airplane in heat. I did watch airplane
[00:14:49] It's a little kid. I used to watch airplane like three or four times. Yeah, I watched the airplane a lot actually
[00:14:54] And you'd be like damn let's roll it back
[00:14:57] I used to love watching a vhs tape going back
[00:14:59] And you like watch the last two hours of your life and how quickly it went back and you like well in reverse you're like I remember that
[00:15:10] Rewinder that felt awesome. No, I just used the vcr but my grandparents had
[00:15:18] Separate thing that rewinds is fucking sick my grandpa. Did it go faster? Yeah, much faster
[00:15:22] My grandpa one that looked like a 57 Chevy. Yes. Yes car. I didn't have that one wonder
[00:15:31] And Adam split come on man. I see you about to hate on a rewinder
[00:15:35] You know you have to take my joy thinking about the rewinder. No if it went faster. That's cool. It went much faster
[00:15:40] But you can't see everything in reverse. That's the only problem about that
[00:15:43] That's fun. There we go. Solid X VHS 1957 red Chevy cassette rewind. Oh, it was literally
[00:15:52] 69 bucks. Yeah, it's worth every fucking penny if you asked me that shit was cool
[00:15:56] Yeah, my grandpa also had a phone that looked like a boat. That's cool. That's cool and things look like different
[00:16:07] The duck phone from Jersey Shore. That's pretty cool. Quite iconic phone. Yeah
[00:16:12] Damn, I might need to run that burger phone from I believe Juneau
[00:16:17] Didn't that bitch have a burger phone? I don't remember
[00:16:23] I'm not interested in what women have to say. That's a good point
[00:16:28] I believe michael sarah got got pussy from Elliot page
[00:16:34] Elliot. Oh, yeah, Elliot is Juneau. I uh, I watched the
[00:16:39] This guy exactly here that one. Yo, that is a sick fucking phone and when it would ring it would be like
[00:16:45] Dude that about the get I'm about to steal your grandpa swag. That's awesome
[00:16:49] Actually that would go good in here. I think this went the way the yard sale. Huh? I think this went the way the yard sale
[00:16:57] The tragic yards although this is a nice. This is unrelated, but I like a lot of nice phone. Oh my hog any motherfucker. Yeah
[00:17:03] Little cherry wood phone cherry wood. You listen to the phone
[00:17:08] I do what yeah, you got a landline. I want a landline too. It's a nice look. Yeah, my life's great. I'll call my grandma on that
[00:17:14] That's awesome. She doesn't know who I am
[00:17:16] We're inside you fuck a bitch. I see you to try to trace this number
[00:17:24] We've got our sniper trained on you right now. I gotta keep you on the line for 30 seconds. I'll get tracer location
[00:17:33] Supposed to train the trace the phone call
[00:17:39] We had him on the phone, but we had him and you lost him and you used it to trace his penis
[00:17:44] I'm sorry. I thought you said you wanted me to trace his penis. How did you even see his penis? I we held a
[00:17:51] That's part of my job. I'm a penis tracer. I was guessing if you wanted a phone trace
[00:17:55] Well, why are you wearing headphones? I just like them. I like listening to music while I look at cock. I'm I was listening to Beethoven
[00:18:01] I'm just drawing a penis shading it like wait. What are you doing? He's like my job. Well, I'm finishing the job
[00:18:17] It's pretty big you bigger than you think you idiot
[00:18:29] Understanding we're gonna get our son back unfortunately. He's probably already dead
[00:18:34] But here's what the guys considering the size of this penis. I mean look at this thing imagine this going into an eight-year-old things ramped your songs as to smithereen
[00:18:44] It's not it's to scale. It's several times larger than it would be. I just wanted to show the detail work should be fine them
[00:18:51] Oh, so I've always got a chance. I'm sorry. Mrs. McGonagall. We have great news your son is alive
[00:18:57] But probably just violently just regular gaily rape. He's been raped for sure, but he's alive
[00:19:15] No, I'll get my pencil for the last time no, I wait my art supplies are already back in the van
[00:19:24] In my penis shaped van that says the penis tracer call now on the side
[00:19:30] My giant novelty penis van that the whole front end is made out of rubber and it bounces around
[00:19:38] And there's dog ears on it. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah
[00:19:45] That's not something I wanted to talk about. No, Adam. How do you feel about your beloved Las Vegas Raiders and the racism of
[00:19:53] Um the head coach the way I feel about the racism. I look at it negatively
[00:19:58] Okay, the way I feel about the team's bounce back from the racism
[00:20:05] Did you see the shit he was saying ebony and ivory coming together as one
[00:20:11] Beneath the beneath the banner of the the silver and black
[00:20:15] Can't get enough what he just calls good. Oh a faggot, right? He said he's a no football
[00:20:20] No football. He called him a pussy and a faggot. I believe and uh, I think they were I think they were just like
[00:20:27] Um, I don't know how they got new to some of the cheerleaders. Oh, they get guess what time it is
[00:20:37] We got a special news update from adam who wants to tell you about how you can save 20 off at
[00:20:55] Well, it's more than get you fucking shine box
[00:20:57] Are you called them a faggot and a clueless anti football for our fans around the world?
[00:21:01] We're talking about real quick the coach of the Las Vegas Raiders John and gurus and then he said that
[00:21:06] Goodell should not have pressured Jeff Fisher
[00:21:13] Oh michael sam i guess yeah, I forgot about that guy, but the Raiders have a gay guy on their team now
[00:21:24] So there you go. So that's interesting. So anyway
[00:21:30] Nick this copy seems okay. We'll just use this one. Nick is in the bathroom now
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[00:25:26] So we also want to thank everyone the whole team wants to thank everyone that comes to see me live
[00:25:33] I'd like to thank each of them individually. So this weekend. I'm gonna be Madison, Wisconsin
[00:25:41] During my plugs at James costa the impressionist from the robin loom. Thank you for being stopped number one
[00:25:48] He's my number one fan. So I'm gonna be in Madison, Wisconsin this weekend and then the weekend after that
[00:25:53] I'm in detroit and columbus and then I do the
[00:25:58] I'm headlining the new york comedy festival at Gotham. I'm gonna be
[00:26:01] Uh, oh, and that's November 10th get your tickets. Those are going fast
[00:26:05] That's the one stop of the prince of pleasure tour in New York city
[00:26:09] And then we got new orleans that weekend the 13th
[00:26:12] And then i'm in tampa after that and then boston after that and also so please come out and see me
[00:26:21] For 2022 soon. We got the calendar coming soon
[00:26:24] The 2022 calendar and also if you're a basketball fan it's basketball season
[00:26:29] I do a basketball pod with sam morrell called pod don't lie
[00:26:33] Go ahead and fucking dip your little nuts in that
[00:26:36] We're doing our big season previews this week
[00:26:38] We did the eastern conference last week and we're doing the western conference later today actually so
[00:26:45] Go check that out pod don't lie. So a couple more facts about jamey costa. Let's hear him
[00:26:50] He was born in charleston, south carolina. He's five foot six. Oh, he's taller shorter than us
[00:26:55] Uh his parents are named milton and beth costa
[00:27:00] Wow, but you didn't know that guys best cost a hundred dollars to fuck or pussy. Yeah, that's right
[00:27:08] It's calling power shit. It's so funny. Yeah, hey the
[00:27:11] Call and power they said that it was the cancer nick it was the cancer that weakened his immune system. So so what's the point of getting the vaccine?
[00:27:19] Well, I mean he's a fucking old this shit
[00:27:21] It helps yeah, but isn't that what the vaccine is to protect people that are like vulnerable
[00:27:26] It fucking helps people not die motherfucker. He died. Okay. He fucking died fine an old guy with cancer who got it
[00:27:33] But that's who the vaccine is supposed to protect
[00:27:35] No, it's supposed to make it to them. Most people don't fucking end up most people don't die from covid
[00:27:40] It affects old people and people that are immunocompromised a lot of people go to the fucking hospital
[00:27:45] And you just fucking don't like I'm not scared of being in the fucking getting in the hospital now if I get it
[00:27:52] Well, I think it's I think it's badass that he died because I was always against the Iraq war
[00:27:59] And I heard I heard uh colin pal died and the first thing I said was frickie. Fuck. Yes
[00:28:08] Because that now he's in hell with henry kissinger
[00:28:11] Not henry stiller what henry still alive what
[00:28:16] Getting oh he would cost it was apparently in jurassic world exodus. Well, okay
[00:28:21] Okay, so he's a he's a big shot actor. He's a big hot shot actor. He wasn't just some guy making a video. Oh, he's done
[00:28:32] For capturing the likeness and spirit of robin williams who had died earlier that year. So this is his second go
[00:28:37] So he just did impressions of robin williams doing impressions. He's also done some television work
[00:28:43] He was on caught on camera with nick cannon
[00:28:46] Season two episode three if you guys want to check that out. That sounds awesome. So
[00:28:52] Anyway, what's what else is in the news colin pal's dead?
[00:28:58] Yep, because the vaccine didn't work for him. I'll put we'll say it that way
[00:29:02] That for him to make it as well. But no, I mean I could wait
[00:29:07] That's the vaccine did not prevent him from dying of code. So people shouldn't give actually. I did not say that
[00:29:13] I'm just saying well, that's what you're fucking implying. I'm not implying anything
[00:29:15] I'm just saying for some people like colin pal the vaccine does nothing. Yeah
[00:29:22] Members of society if you're old and you have pre-existing conditions
[00:29:27] There's a possibility that the vaccine will do nothing
[00:29:30] That yes, there is a possibility that it might not work. Mm-hmm. There's also a possibility that you're gay
[00:29:40] That is there's a possibility and you could say it's a small possibility
[00:29:45] But you would also say it's a small possibility that you know, you'd say that the colin pal is sort of an anomaly, right?
[00:29:53] Vaccine debate club. I'll get somewhere with this, but so you'd say that's an anomaly. That's a rarity. Go ahead
[00:29:58] Yes, and you'd say and you already admit that there is a possibility that you're gay. Yes, I admit that would you say that there are similar odds?
[00:30:10] So ipso effecta, okay, let's see it. Hold and pal dying. Let's hear him out a small percentage the same
[00:30:17] Probability is not being gay proves that stuff estimates is the same probability
[00:30:22] But I don't have similar is gay. I don't think it proves that at all
[00:30:26] Same odds and everybody knows numbers hit in the same day. That's not how it went
[00:30:30] It's probably to nick plays the numbers all the time. I'm playing numbers all the time. They call me the scratch-off game
[00:30:38] He loves playing the numbers. Mm-hmm. He loves playing with a guy's penis
[00:30:46] the pony's dogs colin pal this colin pal impression by some gay drama kid is
[00:30:52] The air just like this. That's when he found out that um Jim blushi's dead
[00:30:59] But I just I just I guess actually sucked his car. I just got fucking covid from him by sucking his dick
[00:31:08] That's here's another question. I want to know about the the okay, you know, it spreads airborne wise
[00:31:13] But is it possible to get covid from gay sex? I think it literally is there was an outbreak in
[00:31:21] Some shan fire island and why the fuck are we talking about that? That's because it's homophobic to bring that up
[00:31:28] Well, because gay men if they don't have if they don't drink a little bit of calm every once in a while
[00:31:33] They'll go crazy. They go crazy. So they have to have like a Dracula
[00:31:38] Exactly, right where they they don't they can only sustain on their own come for so long
[00:31:42] Uh-huh, but if you've seen the movie twilight the good Dracula's they only suck animals bloods
[00:31:52] To get yeah, so they don't have to hunt down. Oh, that's kind of like they don't have to hunt down. You know straight men, you know
[00:32:00] Exactly they don't have to hunt down innocent straight men
[00:32:04] Um, yeah, like remember an interview with the vampire where fucking legrange or whatever the fuck his name is his suck
[00:32:09] Is drinking rats and he's weak because he didn't you need some good human. Yeah, that's the good shit
[00:32:15] Damn, I'm gonna hang her for some barbecue when we're at the cabin. We gotta find a little bar like a woodland barbecue place
[00:32:21] You think they got that? No, probably not
[00:32:25] We're just gonna do cocaine and play cotan. I'm not doing cocaine this time brother. I'm not we'll see
[00:32:31] I'm not I'm too fat for cocaine. I broke my no. I broke my either beef fat or do cocaine rule last time. Mm-hmm. I
[00:32:39] Think that's a good rule. They gotta figure uses mRNA technology to make people immune to the harms of cocaine
[00:32:46] Yeah, that that would be a break to talking about using this shit to cure cancer
[00:32:51] Fuck that you gotta die at some point. Yep
[00:32:53] What they need to do is create mRNA vaccines that make it so that you can just blast fentanyl directly into your frontal lobe
[00:33:03] Not only that but just also mRNA vaccines that you can just be like
[00:33:08] Fully fucking transitioned in like an hour. That'll be a different gender. Yeah, and then come back, you know
[00:33:17] Total breakfast at Tiffany little seat, but what if you get stuck breakfast is Tiffany's breakfast as Tiffany
[00:33:23] You know where you guys you guys both become girls and I become the Chinese neighbor
[00:33:29] We're all juiced up and we're like all right Nick time to take the antidote
[00:33:33] And you're like go right me you're like me no rikey and then we go to the doctor's office
[00:33:38] He's like oh he didn't take the first bill
[00:33:51] Yum analog motherfucker. I don't need no damn max vaccine. I got natural immunity to do not being Chinese
[00:34:00] I would I do think it'd be cool to be someone that transitions
[00:34:04] I would be able to end my life if I can trick a local news station somewhere in this country
[00:34:09] And to having me on is somebody with long covid symptoms
[00:34:12] And I show up for the interview and I got my fucking eyes tape back
[00:34:16] Or something just yeah, we get a little bit in there a little like
[00:34:21] That I thought I did not have after you know, I would seek
[00:34:25] You can start talking Chinese like you have Tourette's yes, you could be talking regular than you're like don't fall down, you know
[00:34:30] They're like oh, sorry. Um, just part of the code. Yeah, I think some woman already did that because women pretend
[00:34:36] I also know what was intended is long covid real or no, it's only
[00:34:41] Instinctually, I was like this it's not really small. It's women say that they have covid for a year after they got covid
[00:34:47] Really? They're like mine. I just won't go away. It's one of those diseases women need where they need a blanket
[00:34:56] Like uh, what was the one you said before
[00:35:00] Some myalgia fiber my house. Yeah, what is that? It's fake
[00:35:10] A couple real diseases, you know erectile dysfunction being bald
[00:35:20] Yeah, black lung heart attack heart disease
[00:35:28] Yeah, I see T. Yep. CT is definitely in there. Yeah imposter syndrome
[00:35:35] Yeah, the fellas the fellas diseases. Mm-hmm. You know for the boys being bisexual. Mm-hmm. Yeah
[00:35:48] It's a disease pick one or the other pick a side. Mm-hmm. That's what I always say
[00:35:53] Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Then they're doing they're doing boosters for all of them now. Did that happen to me?
[00:35:59] We got the Moderna booster on deck. I think so. I don't know I can't because there's
[00:36:02] First of all they either need to get rid of the FDA or the CDC
[00:36:07] But there's one and NIH that could all be one thing. I agree. That's too many fucking little
[00:36:12] Well, FDA is like got Fauci and then you got this other bitch Joanne jolonsky or whatever
[00:36:18] You bitch on deck then CDC bitch that came in with Biden. What's her name? She always looks she looks like she's
[00:36:24] Learning how to read every time no idea
[00:36:27] Judge Jenette bro once I got the fucking vaxx I stopped paying all goddamn attention
[00:36:31] Yeah, I mean, I only read chinese state media so I don't really I kind of get sort of a
[00:36:36] But I'll get I'll get that third boost up. I love that one guy that dunks on america
[00:36:43] A college man who calls women like a bitch and stuff. Yeah, that's awesome. That guy's cool lifetime bitch
[00:36:55] Yeah, let me get that fucking boosterino and let me you know
[00:37:00] I don't know. I mean, I'm not gonna live my life any different
[00:37:05] I'm still I've been on the road this whole damn time. Mm-hmm. Well
[00:37:09] Tell you which one doesn't need a booster sign a farm
[00:37:11] What's sign a firm the chinese vaccine? Oh really? Yeah, they made the virus they made the vaccine
[00:37:19] Look at my shit. Look at my tv. What does it say on the front sony? Okay. Now. Look at the amp. What does it say sony?
[00:37:24] Look at the speaker. What is it? It's all sony brother. That's right. He's a company man. What company how do we get sign a farm?
[00:37:32] Well, what you do is you DM Chen Wei Wei and you say bro. Love your shit. Yeah, let me I also think that woman's a bitch
[00:37:39] Can I please get a little fucking sign? Can you hook it up and then you take a secret little trip?
[00:37:45] Secret little trip to fucking Beijing. Mm-hmm. I'd love to go to China. Yeah. Oh, you can't go
[00:37:52] No, they won't have me. You just got to register as a foreign agent with the state department
[00:38:00] Can you travel right now to China shit? Yeah, if you're a fucking
[00:38:04] Intelligence I am dude. I'm not like me. I'm very intelligent
[00:38:11] I'm going over there to try the different types of Chinese pussy and catalog it. I think that's what I'm gonna do after the show be a spook
[00:38:20] Do you have law enforcement for the massage? No, no. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. You get in there easy
[00:38:26] You get in there easy then you got to find your door. No, no. Once you're a massage you could transfer over to CIA
[00:38:31] I just don't want to hang out with those people. You know, that's true. They are fucking annoying. They're annoying
[00:38:35] Here we go the wealthiest 10 percent of american's own a record 89 percent of all us stocks
[00:38:40] It's so funny that like all like for the rest of your life. You're just gonna hear about how rich rich people are
[00:38:45] Yeah, and nothing's gonna be done about it. Yeah
[00:38:48] That's just people just sort of sustained their way to steal a little bit from them a new study says rich people are bad
[00:38:54] And you're like, yeah, they are bad. That's good for me not being
[00:39:00] You know who we should fucking find is because Bezos's ex-wife married some regular teacher. Did she oh? Yeah, you don't know this
[00:39:07] She already she ready. Yeah, some guy got the fucking bag off Jeffrey salute to him Jeffrey the
[00:39:15] Giraffe from towards our no Jeffrey Bezos. He did what oh they got the they got divorced and she married like just a regular teacher
[00:39:22] She just got married like that already. Yeah, dude
[00:39:24] So what I'm saying is what I'm saying is this guy's new to having half a billion or whatever
[00:39:29] You know he's in his elementary school teacher. Huh? He's a teacher. He's a teacher
[00:39:34] Playing just some regular motherfucker just a regular guy
[00:39:37] I mean like an ancient like a master like a Chinese master not like a no not like a Zen a motif
[00:39:43] No, no, no, not like the guy from kill bill with the long white goatee. Are you sure?
[00:39:48] I think so. Can you be slowly sliding a sword into her pussy? Oh, he's also bald
[00:39:53] He's also what do you say like you really fucked up, man? Yeah
[00:40:04] I guess just y'know if I type in Jeff Bezos my phone just shows me the amount of money
[00:40:10] He's right in typing anything else. That's the top of the phone. It just says a hundred and thirty one billion dollars
[00:40:16] Dan Jewett. He seems like a good guy honestly Dan Jewish
[00:40:20] Dan Jewish. Yeah, just some regular fucking guy
[00:40:25] How'd they meet? I don't know. Hopefully he was her children go to the school. Wow
[00:40:32] He's teaching your kids and fucking your bitch Jeff. Oh my god
[00:40:39] So anyway my point is we could probably rob him because he's new to being rich
[00:40:42] What the fuck is wrong with his face is he have bells ballsy?
[00:40:44] He's got a weird eye thing and I think he's getting like fillers who pays us. Oh, yeah
[00:40:54] Like what are you dollars doing down there?
[00:40:58] Why are these fillers hanging that laundry in front of the store? They should call the police on them
[00:41:05] You fill up you fill up his ass with those type of guys. Yo ugly. They both used to be
[00:41:10] Yeah, I mean Mackenzie could still get it in a certain light. I love Mackenzie.
[00:41:14] Yes, Mackenzie's tough looking, but Jeff was real teeth doing a little nightmare dance. Yes
[00:41:21] Yo, dad bro. She got fixed. She got a shit fixed up though. She got all that shit fixed
[00:41:26] I can't wait to get my face fixed. What are you gonna do?
[00:41:30] Cheap boots. I'm gonna have my fucking every all the skin removed here
[00:41:34] So I'm just like a skeleton and then you sharpen all my teeth
[00:41:39] That's awesome. And then a metal jaw like apocalypse
[00:41:45] That's fucking sick dude. I'm gonna get the fucking cool male non-jiani jaw
[00:41:49] Yeah, me too. No, I'm doing it. No, but I'm also you cook
[00:41:54] You don't have the heft the personal heft to pull it off
[00:41:56] Yeah, but wouldn't it be funny on my body to see that big of a jaw?
[00:42:00] Now you google X-Men apocalypse those gay shift in the movies. Yeah instead of here we go
[00:42:05] The classic classic blue lip better than
[00:42:10] Yo, you fucking Batman trailer. You see that shit with the patents. It actually looks pretty good
[00:42:14] I'm sure it's good dude. I'm hyped on it. I'm back in dude. I'm a patinson fan. Oh, yeah, I like him
[00:42:23] IGN X-Men filmmakers explain apocalypse and his powers like imagine reading an article like that
[00:42:30] Like this is like just like super strong and big as shit, right? Who cares? Yeah
[00:42:37] We'd look the same yeah, you guys are exactly the same. You got a cool voice. I'm gonna get my eyeball
[00:42:42] My corny is injected with red shit. Yeah red red ass. I already got black fucking irises. You do so that'll be cool
[00:42:49] Yeah, you could look like the guy from um
[00:42:56] See that'd be sick if you look like that
[00:43:01] Should I get a sip should I get lip fillers?
[00:43:06] Just have my you know my lips even bigger
[00:43:10] Yeah, I'm just thinking of what your face needs
[00:43:13] Your eyes when you take your glasses off are horrible. Why do you say it so you are disgusting there's something weird when you take your eyes
[00:43:19] Come because like your glass come off and you just it's like the mohlman
[00:43:26] For the listeners at home west borland's twitter it's the handle is ghost insane three
[00:43:43] It's me you need something for your underneath your eyes is what I was gonna say. What do you mean?
[00:43:47] No, but pewton I think girls like a guy with like uh deep set eyes. No, no, no. I think they do. I think they did
[00:44:00] Mysterious I I think we are I think that's what girls glass come off you look fucked up
[00:44:10] I don't know man. Something about it. Just gives me the heebie gb's come on. I'm being honest with you. I'm
[00:44:19] Okay, wow looks like we struck a nerve. I'm off again. Let's see the eyes about the glass
[00:44:27] No, we're not I'll be I'll give a fair reaction
[00:44:34] I'm not saying you're a bad looking guy. You're a cute guy with your glasses off because they're all dark. I mean
[00:44:41] Dark circles around your whole it's not even under your eyes. Yes around you
[00:44:44] You look like you're in pain. They're not deep said they look like I look like I'm
[00:44:49] Honestly, you look like lover. You look like lovers. I know you look like you don't look like Michael Keaton Beetlejuice for real. Yeah
[00:44:58] I'm just I'm being honest. He hates me Adam. I'm a what's wrong with it. I think I look kind of nice. I guess
[00:45:06] No, it does not nice. You fuck. I look kind of nice. It's showtime
[00:45:11] I don't think you look nice. You look great with the glasses on. Thank you. You said great. Well fine
[00:45:17] I'm just trying to that's really nice. That's really nice. You look okay with the glass. So why'd you need night backtrack?
[00:45:23] There is uh, I will be honest. There's something where I'm like, why why does it fucking piss like some pisses me off when you take your glasses off?
[00:45:32] Yeah, why because that's how it looks when people that you know with glasses on aren't wearing glasses. No, that's not how I look
[00:45:38] That's like a natural phenomenon. That's not how I look at all. What do you mean? No, I look different with my glasses off. You look more Chinese
[00:45:44] You look more Chinese. Okay, I look I look relatively someone
[00:45:47] Someone's feelings are hurting right now and I that was not my intention Adam. I was just telling you you're ugly as fuck with your glasses off
[00:45:56] And I didn't mean that for real ugly as fuck. Huh? That just means like you're for real ugly as fuck. You have to wear a mask
[00:46:03] Well, we're talking about what do we want to do with plastic surgery? And I said something with your fucked up eyes. What do we got here?
[00:46:21] Alright, man, I'm sorry Adam. I wasn't whoa now. What should I do? I apologize
[00:46:28] This is clearly that I've heard your feelings because you've never gone at me five times in a row with a fat
[00:46:33] Joke times in a row. What do you mean? It was a little sorry three two two at least three. We'll rewind the tape
[00:46:59] Honest with you right in a moment. I'm being a good friend
[00:47:03] And letting you know you're shortcoming so you can work on me know let me know in front of our
[00:47:08] In front of our friends. Well, I've never listened to the show. We're round up back on oh my god
[00:47:14] Those are incredible. Gina Davis. I mean those just takes me. Let me brought no
[00:47:20] Mimi Rogers has some of the one of the nicest pairs of all it's almost time for Adam do his job. No it is Adam. Yeah
[00:47:32] Ridge wallet is asked me about me wallet and it's for horse. Okay or midgets
[00:47:41] Mitch, how you doing Mitch? Hey Mitch. I'd love to fuck a lady
[00:47:45] I'm here and give me a widget my smidge. What's midge short? What do you call Margaret? Margaret really? Yeah, Maggie
[00:47:56] Margaret for all the Margaret has the best a bitch named Margaret always has the best
[00:48:00] There's no there's no kind of steady easy horse. There's no cut
[00:48:04] There's no take a take a Margaret to a diner called Peggy Mitch what about peg peg Peggy that's Peggy short for Margaret
[00:48:12] What yeah, how I don't know. That's where's the P. I know I'd be crazy. I know it's like a dick is short for Richard
[00:48:18] Wouldn't it make sense for it to be like Pamela or something like that?
[00:48:21] Peg is short for Margaret how cuz I think it's some Irish bullshit
[00:48:34] What peg is more interesting I mean Mitch March Maggie mags
[00:48:41] I'm not seeing it in the stack you can even go Mary if you wanted to with Margaret if you had a better
[00:48:58] For mark for Elizabeth. Yeah Peggy is a female first name often crotel to peg to ride for Maggie at the miniature version of the name
[00:49:05] Mark Maggie. I like Maggie. That's cute. We're at the Maggie. Yeah, Maggie Maggie. They're all Margaret Margaret Margarita
[00:49:13] Regie that's a bitch to take to a motel
[00:49:20] She's trying to figure out she's trying to figure out how to use the ice machine. You fucking put a gun in your mouth
[00:49:25] She can't get home because she doesn't know how to drop stick
[00:49:36] So okay Maggie match Daisy for some reason I don't know that's what I mean
[00:49:41] Do they mark Margaret Margarit Margargy Margargy Margarry Meg Megan they got all the goods
[00:49:48] Gretchen weekend weekend with Margaret ghosta Gretchen Rita drunken weekend with a bitch
[00:49:54] That's true. That's awesome. That might be the best nickname name of all. Yeah, I don't know what else beats it
[00:50:01] I mean you would think Richard for because of Dick and Ricky and
[00:50:05] So in 2013 father and son team Daniel and Paul Kane launched the Ridge wallet on Kickstarter
[00:50:11] And now it sits in the front pockets of over a million men and women worldwide
[00:50:16] The two have seen you know what you're you're really good at your job
[00:50:23] I'm talking about it. You're doing a great job. Thanks. Thanks, and I have to praise compliment our well
[00:50:28] You know you're fucking in your feelings. I said your eyes are fucked up. I wasn't you guys you got shitty
[00:50:33] I wasn't my take it down on everybody else and I want to say the two have said maybe I went a step too far
[00:50:40] So I want to overcorrect you see those disgusting first time in his life
[00:50:44] I've taken too many steps. Okay, I've taken all I used to be the 20,000 step master
[00:50:49] Thank you very much the two have since recruited a small close-knit team to execute on their vision of creating quality functional projects
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[00:51:44] Nick, what's the promo code? It's come down or come down to you. It's come down and come down 20
[00:51:52] It's come down or come down to fuck you. I think it's come town
[00:51:56] But I you know try either. I think Ridge might actually not have a promo code. Well either way
[00:52:00] I just want us to advertise your shit, which you know, I fuck with we're friends of the product
[00:52:04] These are products that we use every day. Oh, you know what there was good. Remember we went there
[00:52:08] We did this we did this before you it's come down. I think it's come down
[00:52:11] So if you put in the promo code come town or come down 20 or I can't I think it's come down
[00:52:16] We'll get 20% off properly. Yeah, or something and they have great products
[00:52:24] Why don't you tell so good the the duffle bag is Nick? I don't know. I didn't know you don't know
[00:52:29] Oh, it's just sitting in a closet. It's not sitting in a closet. I told you I had a use for it
[00:52:34] What some stuff is in it. Let's just say it's buried somewhere
[00:52:41] Well, I'm sure the duffle bag is good and I wish I could give you guys I got a lot of plans in this world
[00:52:46] That you don't need to know about your better, but somebody needed two bags one of which he doesn't even really use one of them is
[00:52:56] We'll see about that or avenge it. Well, I don't want it for our event. I don't want it to be avenged
[00:53:02] What do you have you have I don't want to die. I'm not saying anymore
[00:53:10] Really because last time I said this you said you gave it to a homeless guy. So it seems like you're full of dog shit
[00:53:19] My own shit made out of human food. Thank you
[00:53:27] Go to Ridge well talk home. They got a great line of
[00:53:30] Products they've not sorry. I still don't understand here. What is the premise that you should you should I got the small bag?
[00:53:37] I got the small bag you two got big size bags
[00:53:41] You got this small bag, but you also got the knife you got fucking the two phone
[00:53:45] You got a lot of tools you got all the other shit a lot of tools
[00:53:50] Because you missed one pocket the bag is the same fucking side. It's not the same size so much bigger bag
[00:54:03] I got I use it and then you get to do more stuff. I was also mine only takes a lap
[00:54:09] I was there at the beginning of the Ridge wallet saga and you also got a good the gold wallet for your son
[00:54:15] You didn't want the gold wallet. Well, you what but you wanted it. I know and I thought you were like
[00:54:19] You only want something because I have it. No, I don't want I'm just saying you got premium stuff. Mm-hmm. Okay. Okay. You're right
[00:54:25] That's a good point. I had no use for the gold thing. That is pretty cool
[00:54:28] I said here you go Nick have the gold thing you have no use for a duffle bag
[00:54:33] The duffle bag I have plenty of use for the duffle bag holds all of the merchandise
[00:54:38] It is part of we gave away all the merchandise no the mirt
[00:54:41] There's still extra shit done wallets in that fucking bag. I
[00:54:46] How about this? I'll take them both. I'll take them all Nick gives them actually honestly
[00:54:50] I was about to donate the duffle bag anyways
[00:55:01] This is the best part this is the best eyes I'm pretty clear. I want the duffle bag. Oh, but his eyes you remember
[00:55:08] Months I've been talking about I want this duffle bag it what all you had it matches even the duffle
[00:55:14] It's empty. I will give you that that's true. It does match his weird. I think is is that I got my eyes from my mother who?
[00:55:39] I said he's gonna use this to get that duffle bag three years ago. I said he's gonna
[00:55:48] The thing is he just started this his initial thing was just to call me disgustingly fat seven times
[00:55:59] Finally dawned on him to guilt me because he knows how to really get to me
[00:56:03] I said I think I Adam said Adam's publicly saying I'm so sad and I said look watch it
[00:56:12] Because he knows what it means in you were already gonna give him the duffle bag
[00:56:16] You were in this scenario. You just said you're gonna give it to him because of his eyes. It's fine, dude
[00:56:24] I've made it clear the duffle bag would mean a lot, but that's okay. I wasn't making fat jokes at you
[00:56:31] Yes, you were I said I like that you are revolting
[00:56:37] Again and by the way your mom is a lot cute was a lot cuter than you think you were a John revolt their eyes are a lot
[00:56:43] One would dispute rise were a lot better
[00:56:45] It's kind of fucked up of you to bring her into this with your fucked up eyes. Well, I
[00:56:53] Rest in peace to an angel, but your eyes are fucked up. All right
[00:56:57] So go to rich wallet.com and use promo code compound
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[00:57:06] This show is about friendship. It's not about owning
[00:57:09] But you know what sometimes friends have healthy
[00:57:12] Are honest with each other and other friends lash out
[00:57:15] So that's kind of a natural thing. I would never lash. I've never lashed today in my life
[00:57:25] If you remember when the Jews were slaves in Egypt we were lashed
[00:57:29] That's not a task master said is true. I'm the one who was not that dude to just be like some kind of giant God with a jackal
[00:57:36] Head whipping a bunch of Jewish. I don't think it was the gods doing it
[00:57:43] So he was like right Christian Jewish I'm all too dimensional with a whip
[00:57:49] Until they make my fucking triangle house
[00:57:52] Big that fucking triangle that would be sick if it was I want a big-ass triangle live in if it was like Abrahamic God
[00:57:58] Versus fucking like the Egyptian God. What are some of their names? I think that there was
[00:58:04] Yeah, that was Osiris raw. Yeah, Isis was one
[00:58:09] Isis yeah, Osiris was skater skater to the one the one of the god of shredding the god of big ass
[00:58:29] Whoever that dike was the ora school the dike that only says not like this and not like this and then she dies
[00:58:35] Will Smith's wife welcome to a pinky being Venito army
[00:58:41] Welcome dude. I had real any of my head the CD. It was a great
[00:58:47] The cats in my soul in the super spoon show my trying to get the cat out
[00:58:56] Dude, what the hell Adam? This is the ice thing. I don't want to see you make yourself sick
[00:59:02] Let's make yourself I apologize. How you know it? I apologize for the
[00:59:08] Because clearly with this whole podcast has been about shooting on you basically and I've never seen you this hurt
[00:59:15] Then right now and I'm sorry when I was I was hurt many times but on the inside
[00:59:23] But now I've been talking about there. All right, and I feel hurt on the inside. I was right
[00:59:28] I was sure maybe start showing it on the outside
[00:59:31] That's fair. That's fair and you know what that's affecting me because as a friend. I'm reading your signals
[00:59:36] You have to give me that at least that's true. I am
[00:59:46] I'm from now on this is a big turning point in the podcast
[00:59:49] There's a whole new thing home you a home you fucking world Nick still gay, but that's true
[00:59:56] Beyond that we're gonna we're gonna change our ways there you've tried to come with me with your fucking pedophile
[01:00:01] I stop at pedophile. That's not a real thing. They don't look like they don't have a specific type of eyes your beetle juice ass pedophile
[01:00:25] Panda eyes it's a pedophile slang for child sodomy no, it's not and Adam has those
[01:00:31] Well, how do you know the slang maybe because you're on the inside? No, I got no no these this happens to children
[01:00:38] They get fucked by pedophiles. Okay, so you're bringing up my my
[01:00:44] So actually Adam wait hold on this is disgusting
[01:00:47] It's a pedophile saying for child sodomy when a child is forcibly sodomize their eyes can weld the black circles due to the blunt trauma
[01:00:54] Involved Jesus Christ. Oh, that's cool. They have their own slang
[01:00:57] Making their eyes look like that of a panda
[01:01:04] Facebook group called stand up speak out warning this straight and this is my favorite things like middle-aged people like I speak out against child abuse on the internet
[01:01:12] It's like who's what's gonna have anti pedophiles did they find that they're probably people that were most they find Brian laundry yet
[01:01:20] I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so now dog the bounty hunter goes missing also fuck, but yeah, dude
[01:01:26] Yeah, he can't be stopped. It's a warning. Yeah laundry will not be good not laundry will not go lightly into the night
[01:01:33] Dude, I'm glad for this guy. He's really written. He's really written a written this out
[01:01:40] He's making white guys look pretty fucking cool
[01:01:46] Good at camping he's stopped you and him are probably the most famous bald man. I'm not bald I have hair
[01:01:54] Mm-hmm. I don't know what you're talking about Brian laundry look alike ambushed by feds at gunpoint
[01:02:01] There's a thing if you're some kind of bald beard faggot don't go hiking this week
[01:02:05] Yeah, don't anywhere and I know you live for that because Brian long think I love hiking
[01:02:11] The thing about Brian laundry is is that
[01:02:13] Everyone's met this guy a million times at like shitty parties where people are playing beer pong way too late into their 20s
[01:02:20] Yeah, that they're filled with these kind of guys
[01:02:22] Mm-hmm that are like going their whole years going driving the bonnaroo
[01:02:28] Look at this guy. He looks nothing like him. He looks nothing
[01:02:32] He's just that type of honestly I have no if you told me that was him
[01:02:36] I would I would say yeah, it is. I don't know what he looks like wait, so the feds just
[01:02:40] Ambushed this guy. Yeah, they got a hot tip. This is a shitty the fucking FBI is
[01:02:47] The the agent fuck I pause it. They say I'm sorry well the agent inspected the side of his head and said you have a notch in the
[01:02:55] Upper part of your inner ear just like him
[01:02:58] So now we're doing ear inner ear analysis
[01:03:02] That because everyone knows that people's ear anatomy is yeah, so wildly distinct
[01:03:08] That everybody has different ridges inside their ear
[01:03:11] I have to shit, but I couldn't shit earlier because somebody I won't say who mmm take an incredibly stinky shit
[01:03:21] Yeah, but we're not gonna say we're not gonna say who was
[01:03:26] Somebody and I can't say here's here's the guy's name severing back with
[01:03:32] Yeah, he's a bald beard hiking guy severing back with this yet this guy was he on a hike
[01:03:38] He's gonna be like these guys they do nothing but eat cliff bars going the woods and fuck some
[01:03:44] Saggitated bitch that smells bad. They wear yeah, they wear like those waffle
[01:03:49] Henleys yeah, yeah, we're life is good t-shirts
[01:03:53] Remember that brand and they do also play guitar party
[01:03:56] And they those are definite like and they love this podcast I
[01:04:00] Don't know do they I think so I guess a good amount of them do I
[01:04:08] Guess I'm just gonna go home and shit now cuz somebody
[01:04:12] Look a bad shit in here, and I smelled a couple my forts. They're bad. I
[01:04:16] Don't want to disrespect the house with two bad shits in a row. Yeah following the marshals advice Beckwith shaved his beard
[01:04:23] So look these motherfuckers. They're so bad at their job. Yeah, they're just gonna go fucking harass somebody
[01:04:33] Also, also you don't think fucking he looks nothing like this guy and it the fucking u.s
[01:04:38] Marshals they do your job wrong and they're like you need to change your appearance laundry's not getting haircuts in the
[01:04:43] Wiltern the other thing is you don't think he's gonna he could shave his beard
[01:04:46] Yeah, they're not looking for guys. I know I just said don't go hiking right I said to them
[01:04:52] Maybe don't go you know hiking right no no go but I'm trying to protect you
[01:04:56] Who are these cocks I could say you're gonna shave a shove a gun in your face and make you shave your face bullshit, dude
[01:05:03] Can't believe the authority is told in the shave and as a Muslim myself. Yeah, you know
[01:05:10] That's a double offense. It's yeah add that to it your piece of shit
[01:05:18] Fuck I can't believe it man wait, how do people know he's still in the country?
[01:05:23] What if you just what if you just got a got over the man?
[01:05:28] What if you just fucking hop hop the Rio Grande it's possible
[01:05:35] What is that it's a guy who also another look alike, but he does he also doesn't really look like that guy
[01:05:40] Hey, she's a guy with a bald head to the one honestly again
[01:05:45] If you told me that was him I would say yes
[01:05:47] It is it'd be sick if Brian laundry was pulling all the strings and did have a bunch of lookalikes like Saddam
[01:05:53] Usain you know decoys. Yes. Yes. Yes. He's sick if he was actually maybe
[01:05:57] He's an advisor with a little fan blue woman who pioneered the FBI's behavioral science unit
[01:06:04] It's like anyone can just get a job at the FBI being like oh, yes, I'm gonna
[01:06:11] Expert I'm an empath I can tell that exactly what he was thinking by the pattern of ejaculate on on the bed
[01:06:21] And he's staying at the motel six and you should barge in there with guns and shoot whoever the first person just be
[01:06:27] He'll be I could tell by the viscosity it was just gonna be dangerous. That's who did it and don't knock
[01:06:32] That's yeah, no knock no no and maybe do like a maybe do like one of those like right-wing Hispanic guys this time
[01:06:43] Put this in the clear one of those Puerto Rican guys that voted for Trump
[01:06:47] Yeah, and then we'll dust a goal clap our hands off and we're done for the day. We did it boys
[01:06:53] Wait, what this and then it's back to the mosque to create fake 9-11
[01:07:04] After the Capitol ride it's like now that now they can just now you can just go for anyone
[01:07:09] Yeah, like these fucking parent the PT at whatever. I mean well when they went for the Muslims you said nothing
[01:07:17] But now I'm they know don't folks because we've already done I think a full two minutes over an hour. Oh my gosh
[01:07:24] That's free would you like to do the honors Wow seven and a half minute would I press the green or red stop button stop?