Ep. 283 - trigger treat

[00:00:05] Say again, get your fucking papers. I'll get the stack out, but I'm gonna be people don't like when I'm rifling through papers, you know, at the beginning of a read.

[00:00:13] They like me. People don't like what I tell them not to don't like.

[00:00:16] That's fucking true. Let me make some perfectly fucking make it on and make it honestly clear to people don't like your stuff.

[00:00:24] That when I say don't like it, they fucking like it anyways. And you know why because they do what I fucking say.

[00:00:30] Is that clear enough for you? Yeah, that's true.

[00:00:33] Crystal. Yeah. Right. Crystal clear. Crystal like Pepsi pounds. Right. Right. Right. Right. O skipper. Crystal like.

[00:00:41] I pink lemonade crystal light like you're a fat bitch.

[00:00:45] Like you're a bitch gone through menopause or me when I was 11 years old. You're listening to the fat bitch judging podcast.

[00:00:53] Today's episode fucking name of that. I don't know. I'm blanking. I've already I'm five words into this sketch.

[00:01:05] And I got not Barney Wilson. I'm a granite. The writing prompt is extremely difficult to mama Cass. Mama Cass. Mama Cass.

[00:01:15] This bitch watched. She choked the death on a ham sandwich. Yeah, maybe it should have been a diet sandwich. Yeah, maybe if it was a diet.

[00:01:22] Crystal Pepsi. Yeah. Then how about mama? Can I see? Yes. That's a great question. How about mama? Dass.

[00:01:30] And you know in the book I'm reading chaos. Which mean Nick have read. I've only I've only read the intro to that mama Cass.

[00:01:41] Stay tuned. Actually guys, if you go to patreon.com slash comtown. Probably one of Adam's best episodes.

[00:01:47] This weekend. I got caught from pretend. Yeah, now you're not gonna take preemptive. All right, let's go. Listen to him. This is him laugh at it.

[00:01:57] This is if he was in a fat women. Aretha Frank was in on the J. Aretha Frank. This happened an hour ago. And this little shit weasel.

[00:02:05] Trying to get ahead of the story by laughing at it. I love getting out of the story. I watched the Alex Jones doc. Oh yeah.

[00:02:14] I went to the premiere. Well, not the premiere. Did you wear a gown? Did you wear a gown? I wore a gown. Me and Dasha wore gowns together.

[00:02:21] I love matching gowns. That's awesome. And then we, you know, did you say tax the rich on it? We're both.

[00:02:27] They both said tax the rich. We're both the rich. Tax my bitch. Right? My bitch. We're both who are tax the rich. I'm on succession also.

[00:02:35] By the way, really got on it too. Who do you play? No, I cousin Greg Fox in the air. John's chance delicious. It's a piece of pimp. It's that that Kendall Riggs through a series of contractual weaseling takes ownership of Brian Cox's ass.

[00:02:54] Yeah, that show that show is too white, you know, I gotta be honest. It's too it doesn't. That is not up my alley. I've watched like three scenes of of just like

[00:03:04] snappy fucking dialogue. It's a pretty good show. I'm not doing this. I like that show. I need shows where people talk slow and dumb. And they say, yeah, like, or deadwood. Deadwood fast. Deadwood snappy. I've been thinking about getting back. What are they saying? Different type of

[00:03:20] cocksucker. Yeah, different type of cocksucker. I also like when someone's dying a lot. Like this is kind of like metaphorical death. They're all business weaseling. I like when there's a gun and someone gets shot in the fucking head. Yeah, that's I'm I've been watching the show Banshee. Every show. I was in

[00:03:40] fact, I was in Banshee. It's a fucking rules, dude. I never heard of I was so I was done with watching Bosch, which an incredible show. Damn, the Manhattan and Brooklyn bridges are shut down right now over. Yeah, vaccine protests. Oh, nice brother.

[00:03:55] You're not a protest. I will never go to a fucking protest in my life other than to like take pictures of fat people there and post them on social media being like, Oh, maybe we should have protested a diet. Maybe it looks like the fucking

[00:04:15] anime looks like we're at a stampede. More like black lives, butter. That's good. And then I ride my bike home. That's awesome. Yeah. Fuck, dude, I've getting home is going to be annoying. I'm going to be pissed off. Is that why traffic was bad on the way here? It might have right about back. It took me an hour 15. Yeah, we'll write a bike back actually. It's really nice. It's a good day.

[00:04:42] The bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb. We're having a Barclays. There was like a bunch of people were like, let Kyrie play a bunch of people who was a Kyrie. I give a fuck about Kyrie at all. I'm supposed to understand that to be that is an insurrection.

[00:04:58] That was an insurrection. You remember when Kanye said that slavery was a choice and then a bunch of there were a bunch of conservatives were like, let him be a slave. We love Kanye. Yeah. Yeah. We love his. We love the yeas.

[00:05:11] It's tough when you try. We love the chant. Yeah. We love how how he went there on the Jesus record. That has happened a bunch where it's like clearly racist people have gotten behind like Nicki Minaj and she said her cousins, friends, balls got big. That was the best one.

[00:05:28] We loved her verse on monster. She killed it. She really killed it on that track. Jay-Z. The Jay-Z. The Jay-Z track.

[00:05:36] She killed it where he says goo blinds, goo blinds, goo blinds, spooky things and also rickroft. His verse doesn't get talked about enough. It was also really good. It was overlooked by the Nicki verse. But the point is he's good on devil in a new dress, which is one of the most underrated tracks. It's got to be hard for Kyrie though because he like he's trying to be a hotab and now Republicans are getting in on.

[00:06:03] He's trying to be like high at the top of the pyramid.

[00:06:06] He serviced the real black Republicans. That's true. But they don't want to be with white. I guess Kyrie's not that level of hotab.

[00:06:17] Yeah, they're nationalists. Right. Right. That is, they're inherently right wing. They're kind of like Japan or Israel.

[00:06:25] That's why the hotel, like there's no bad blood between the fucking the frog guys and hotabs because they're basically identical.

[00:06:33] You stay with yours. We stay with ours type of thing. Yeah, basically.

[00:06:38] I wonder if Kyrie's going to play the Nets got their ass cheeks shellacked by the fucking hornets.

[00:06:42] And they lost the opening game too. Oh yeah. It was for Philly being on fucking mess. They'd be on three.

[00:06:48] Dude, the hornets, it was fucking wild. They beat them with Isch Smith. It wasn't even, Lamella was on the bench.

[00:06:54] I saw the Nets defense looks like dog shit. And, you know, that was the day of the protest.

[00:07:02] Dude, I'm going to go out and protest for Kyrie though. Yeah. Although he's not helping that defense.

[00:07:09] Boy, no, but he might have had a little scoring punch. You know what I'm saying? I don't know what you're saying.

[00:07:14] There's no way Isch Smith was stopping Bruce Brown. So what's the deal they're going to.

[00:07:17] So he's just not allowed to play or is he fired? No, no, he's allowed to play. So technically it's New York's laws that are stopping him from playing, right?

[00:07:26] Theoretically, he could play on the road, but the Nets were like, look dude.

[00:07:30] California and a couple other places. No, no, no. It's weird. It's just New York. It's just your home market.

[00:07:34] They can't stop from playing as a visitor, which makes no sense.

[00:07:37] You think the vaccine mandates are going to go away? They're just going to fucking give up on that.

[00:07:41] I thought they said that Corona was going to go away once we got Biden.

[00:07:45] I thought the kids would get out of the cages with the hell no more Corona. Yeah.

[00:07:49] They're like, you'll be hearing about this Corona stuff, but the second Trump sound. No more virus.

[00:07:54] Mm hmm. Well, that's because they thought the vaccines would work. Yeah, probably.

[00:07:59] Um, but yeah, I guess this is going to be the next couple of years. Well, it's.

[00:08:05] So and the Nets were basically like, look, we don't give a fuck, but you can't be here half the time.

[00:08:11] So like you can't just be a half time member of the team, which if I was him, it's just like, I would just get the fucking vaccine.

[00:08:19] Mm hmm. Because you know, it's like you see your friends. They all have it. Why would he just get it if you're pissed off?

[00:08:24] And also he's he's losing like 16 million. Why would he just go on Photoshop? Make a fake one? So true.

[00:08:29] Fake it. Dude. That was so funny. Go to jail. Go to jail.

[00:08:33] Try to make it. Make a vaccination card. Sir, if this is spelled wrong.

[00:08:37] I mean, I do even like go to jail for that shit. They just fucking say you can go to jail. I think you go to jail.

[00:08:42] I mean, we're trying to get in the country or. Yeah, but they say like if you rip a thing off a mattress, you could go to fuck.

[00:08:47] Yeah, exactly. $25,000 fine. Like using a government seal without permission is a federal offense. Right?

[00:08:53] So like, yeah, so literally so is fucking touching someone's mailbox. Yeah. It's like, you know, but show me a jury.

[00:09:00] I put the I put that seal with wax over my foreskin. Yeah. Oh, nice. So a girl knows my dick is off limits.

[00:09:07] Off limits unless you're a government worker. Yeah. That's respect. I'm trying to get my dick sucked by a bureaucrat.

[00:09:15] Dude, I would love that. Some some middle manager. You're probably sucked off by a bureaucrat. I don't think I have.

[00:09:21] They probably want people to lie about it. That would be an easier way out for like public health authorities and people are just lying about it.

[00:09:27] Yeah, you don't think it'd be like, Oh, we have 100% vaccination and then it doesn't matter what happens. That'd be cool. Yeah.

[00:09:34] It's like then they don't have to do the same. It's like, Oh, it's like actually the unvaccinated.

[00:09:38] This fucking shit. The way the level of like how they, everybody just seems like disinterested in what's going on now.

[00:09:45] Yeah, which is like, yeah, I don't preserve. I don't care anymore. Yeah, exactly. I don't care at all.

[00:09:50] It doesn't seem like the CDC care is either. They're just like, yeah, it's fucking that's up or down. I don't know. We stopped tracking this thing.

[00:09:57] You know, I do. I mean, just do it. Please or whatever.

[00:10:02] I think Fauci got any like of the worst pussy of all time through being the CDC.

[00:10:07] Yeah, he got pussy from Randy Rainbow. He got pussy off of Randy Rainbow.

[00:10:14] What's going on with him now? Now people are mad about the dogs. What? Randy Rainbow fucks dogs? No, the dogs they left in Afghanistan.

[00:10:22] So apparently part of the money that like so Fauci said that they were not sending any money. Oh, Fauci.

[00:10:27] Other were talking about Randy Rainbow. But then it turns out this just came out this week that Fauci sent a bunch of money that like China to do like include beagles and recipes, I guess.

[00:10:37] He was financing that. All this research. He got new ways to like do flavors. Yeah.

[00:10:44] He wanted to be one of the pangolin fettuccine. Yeah, so he paid for that.

[00:10:48] They've been eating beetles over there and figuring out how to put them in the low main. Interesting.

[00:10:53] And then he was, Fauci was feeding them to people. I hadn't heard that.

[00:10:57] Really? In front of those nasty works of art that he has.

[00:11:01] Yeah. What is Tony Podesta? Tony Podesta. He is like all pedophile art.

[00:11:05] During the pizza gate stuff. Yeah. That was like the first real pictures of Tony Podesta's house.

[00:11:10] And it's like a child, a statue of a child getting fucked in its ass.

[00:11:14] It's crazy. It's truly shocking. Yeah, for your.

[00:11:18] That's fucking awesome. That's spirit cooking bullshit.

[00:11:21] Now I'm telling you, I mean, you guys witnessed it, but that the pizza gate stuff, I used to be a normal person.

[00:11:26] It's true. And then the pizza gate stuff, I had like a morbid curiosity.

[00:11:29] Oh, yeah. It was, it was the pizza gate stuff.

[00:11:31] No, that is what got that. You were never a normal person.

[00:11:35] Yeah, but it turns like conspiracy stuff. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:11:37] I was like, yeah, maybe the government did 9-11, but I don't give a shit.

[00:11:40] Yeah. Yeah. And then the pizza gate stuff, which started off as like just sort of like a morbid curiosity.

[00:11:45] And then also like, you know, like the, with, as far as like 4chan memes, stuff, and go, because that was like,

[00:11:51] as far as like comedy is concerned, a turning point where it's like, okay, well liberals like clearly are just dog shit at comedy.

[00:11:57] Now, after like a decade of like thinking that comedy was, or humor was ideologically bound,

[00:12:03] and that like conservatives were incapable of being funny, but all they were exposed to is like, you know,

[00:12:08] it was like some rich asshole that had a writing job like 25 years ago that's like starting the Republican daily show.

[00:12:15] Right, right, right.

[00:12:16] And then hire a bunch of like shitty open mikers and then it sucked.

[00:12:18] Of course.

[00:12:19] You know, but then like you can't really compete with like a bunch of like children making memes.

[00:12:24] Of course.

[00:12:25] You know, you can't really do that yourself.

[00:12:27] And so pizza gate I always took is like, you know, half joking, half serious.

[00:12:31] It's just like, like the, but then you start looking at what they're like some of that stuff.

[00:12:35] And it's like, okay, well, this is insane.

[00:12:38] This is like, this is like, there's no explanation for this.

[00:12:41] And this is fucking insane.

[00:12:42] And it's not just insane, but it's like the kind of thing where somebody who didn't even have, didn't give one single fuck or

[00:12:49] was scared that they might get caught.

[00:12:52] Like they were so brazen with that shit.

[00:12:53] Yeah, that's why the Tony, I want to see some of this art, man.

[00:12:57] It's it's it's pretty gross.

[00:13:01] How Tony Podesta washed in power broker, lost it all.

[00:13:07] And just how long those people have known each other.

[00:13:09] There was like, there's pictures of the Podesta brothers with Denny Haster as like teenagers in like 1967.

[00:13:16] It's some like when he was a, like a wrestling coach or so.

[00:13:19] They all went to, they went to some like fucking state department, like young spooks camp on some island in Japan where they

[00:13:27] Yeah, they train like, cause you know, they do that.

[00:13:28] Like these like aristocratic kids get groomed like a friend, but they're like born into this system.

[00:13:34] And yeah, there was some weird and one of those Podesta emails, there was a weird email from some Japanese guy.

[00:13:39] He had a toilet camera.

[00:13:42] See the camera.

[00:13:43] This show watched you shouldn't be.

[00:13:46] Put that in the mama.

[00:13:49] Oh, it's a it's an okay.

[00:13:52] According to the Times Podesta's former Falls Church home had a closed circuit video camera installed inside a toilet allowing

[00:13:59] users to observe their bodily processes from a unique angle.

[00:14:03] That's so funny.

[00:14:06] What's the deal?

[00:14:07] The artist responsible for the work is Pippa Laudie Rist, who's known for her sometimes uncomfortably boundary crossing work.

[00:14:14] She's an artist who doesn't accept conventions about anything says Podesta.

[00:14:18] And I have long admired her work.

[00:14:20] This is so smart, dude.

[00:14:22] Just like, just like fucking pretending it's art that you're watching some fucking woman shit.

[00:14:31] It's crazy that that guy Dennis Haster got away with it for so long.

[00:14:34] Yeah, this is an email from some of this Japanese guy to somebody, but John Podesta's CC'd on it.

[00:14:41] It's a deer map.

[00:14:44] It's almost 50 years since Camp Knows.

[00:14:46] I've stayed in touch with Denny Haster and Jan Eddold and Andy Dolan all these years.

[00:14:50] It's wonderful to reconnect with you or you post in New York.

[00:14:53] Love to see you.

[00:14:54] But yes, it's from all these like Podesta emails, but their connection.

[00:14:58] I can't this is not going back like two years.

[00:15:00] I don't remember the details in the specific, but this Japanese guy like all of these like he speaks perfect English.

[00:15:07] I've been posting like broken English and stuff.

[00:15:12] And then yeah, also that with a fucking napkin email, that one was like, what's the, what is the explanation of that?

[00:15:20] I found that I found a napkin with a map on the back that seems pizza related.

[00:15:25] And I thought it might be yours.

[00:15:27] Like, yeah, you know, get back to me as soon as possible.

[00:15:31] What could be a napkin from a pizza restaurant?

[00:15:34] But the white, there's a map that seems pizza.

[00:15:37] We're the best, like a map, like how the strum bullies are.

[00:15:40] Yeah, how to get to the pizza restaurant.

[00:15:42] Damn, I want a strum bully.

[00:15:43] People used to draw maps.

[00:15:45] That's the other thing.

[00:15:46] What the fuck is strum bully?

[00:15:50] Yeah, that's true.

[00:15:51] One is open.

[00:15:52] One is closed.

[00:15:53] I believe a strum bully is open.

[00:15:54] And a calzone is a closed circuit system.

[00:15:57] It's all.

[00:15:59] It's all contained.

[00:16:00] Self contained.

[00:16:01] It's like a what do you call it?

[00:16:04] Empanada.

[00:16:05] Big empanada.

[00:16:06] Yes, an Italian empanada.

[00:16:07] And Italian empanada.

[00:16:09] Damn, I can go to the bottom of that one.

[00:16:12] I could go for a strum bully.

[00:16:13] It was also too at that time.

[00:16:14] Like any like, like a, I guess repository for information on like the Podesta shit and pizza

[00:16:21] gate like this.

[00:16:22] The websites would just be removed from the internet.

[00:16:25] And I feel like there was like, there was this weird, like, you know, void in which shit

[00:16:30] like that was happening that no one was really paying attention to it.

[00:16:33] Where's it going to happen now?

[00:16:34] Like, I feel like people are more concerned.

[00:16:36] I think rich people can get anything taken off the internet.

[00:16:40] Not anything.

[00:16:42] Like Harvey Weinstein had that video of him beating up the reporter, like wiped, like

[00:16:47] really quickly when that shit came out.

[00:16:49] You know that you can find that?

[00:16:51] I don't know.

[00:16:52] I mean, like, you find pictures.

[00:16:53] You like you fucked up.

[00:16:54] A lot of these guys hire those like, X, Mossad, like security firms.

[00:16:58] And they know about, and they just know how to wipe shit.

[00:17:02] Interesting.

[00:17:03] Which I'm having done after the show is over.

[00:17:06] So here's, here's, we get come down.

[00:17:08] Here's a lot.

[00:17:09] Here's PolitiFact as of last October.

[00:17:11] Pants on fire rating.

[00:17:12] Four years later, there's still no evidence to support the pizza gate theory.

[00:17:16] And it's like, so would you signal the whole Epstein trial?

[00:17:24] What do you mean?

[00:17:25] It's like, it was an amazement of a pizza restaurant.

[00:17:28] The focus on one hyper specific detail or whatever.

[00:17:32] It's like, okay, sure.

[00:17:33] Well, that's what a pizza gate was, wasn't it?

[00:17:35] That there were kids in the basement that comment ping pong of comment ping pong.

[00:17:39] It doesn't know that the basement was always metaphorical.

[00:17:45] That's the place where you fuck children.

[00:17:46] It didn't have to be the basement.

[00:17:48] It could have been, I feel like on political campaigns, they order people pizzas a lot.

[00:17:53] Like that are like working on the campaign.

[00:17:55] I feel like it was half a joke defending these.

[00:17:57] I'm not defending these people.

[00:17:59] I'm saying that there's real, there's real shit that is documented, like in the Epstein

[00:18:05] trial, for instance.

[00:18:08] But I don't think, I think they're probably saying it's pants on fire about it being in

[00:18:11] the basement of a pizza restaurant.

[00:18:13] Comment ping pong, you ever eat there?

[00:18:15] No, I went to a music concert there once.

[00:18:20] When I was in college.

[00:18:21] Yeah, sure.

[00:18:22] They just have like DIY, all ages, like punctures.

[00:18:27] Young, dude.

[00:18:28] Well, no, because I wasn't 21 yet.

[00:18:32] So look at this.

[00:18:33] It's just an outright lie.

[00:18:34] PolitiFact.

[00:18:35] Four years since Pizza Gay became a well known word, there is still not evidence to back

[00:18:39] up the idea that Clinton is sex trafficking children.

[00:18:43] That's just lies.

[00:18:44] That's a complete fabricate.

[00:18:45] We all know that was directly your sex joke.

[00:18:48] You know, that is an outright lie.

[00:18:51] I might get back into it.

[00:18:55] I love this shit.

[00:18:56] That was a great time.

[00:18:57] It was really funny.

[00:18:58] Well, you were ahead of it, if I remember correctly.

[00:19:00] No, I wasn't ahead of shit.

[00:19:02] I believe really in the mix.

[00:19:03] I believe Nick.

[00:19:04] Yeah, you were.

[00:19:05] He didn't sleep for two weeks.

[00:19:07] Nobody's ahead of anything.

[00:19:08] The only person that's ever been ahead of anything is Amber saying that Nate Berlaski's

[00:19:12] a pedophile.

[00:19:14] And that was wild.

[00:19:15] She fucking.

[00:19:16] Yeah, she called that shot.

[00:19:17] Not only, because again, she's not she years in advance.

[00:19:20] She is not somebody that I have known to ever like shoot from the hip on things like that.

[00:19:25] And I remember like being taken back.

[00:19:26] Yeah, because some people just say wild shit to hope they're right.

[00:19:30] They say a hundred wild things and maybe one will turn out right.

[00:19:32] And I love being that guy.

[00:19:34] I love that.

[00:19:36] That is so much fun.

[00:19:39] That's it.

[00:19:40] That is I guess I don't know to what degree I should talk about the rough cut of that.

[00:19:46] That Jones thing.

[00:19:47] Oh, yeah.

[00:19:48] I mean, just really like the that's all he is.

[00:19:53] It's like it's kind of like heartbreaking to you know, with the Sandy Hook thing because

[00:19:57] it's like he does seem like genuinely contrite that he like heard these families or whatever

[00:20:04] by saying all this shit.

[00:20:06] Like he truly believes all like, you know, this thing happens and he's like, I think

[00:20:10] this is like a false flag thing.

[00:20:12] You think he really believes it?

[00:20:13] I think he really does.

[00:20:15] You don't think he's just doing a show?

[00:20:16] No, I don't think he's doing a show.

[00:20:17] That's the other thing too is like now there's all this like, grift narrative.

[00:20:21] Is this rhetoric of grift where everyone's accusing each other of being a grifter?

[00:20:25] Because of us, by the way, because of we started.

[00:20:28] We're the first grifters.

[00:20:30] Yeah, which is like this projection of this like that.

[00:20:33] It's like goes hand in hand with this like fake thing now of imposter syndrome.

[00:20:36] Yeah, I love it.

[00:20:38] Which doesn't also doesn't exist.

[00:20:39] It's just that no one is as confident as they like to project.

[00:20:42] You know, so and also a lot of people don't deserve things are getting them.

[00:20:47] You don't have imposter syndrome.

[00:20:48] You're just fucking stupid.

[00:20:50] Speaking of imposter syndrome.

[00:20:52] You go ahead and read your fucking papers.

[00:20:55] Which one are we starting with?

[00:20:56] I don't know.

[00:20:57] Let me see here.

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[00:24:54] see me on the road.

[00:24:55] This next week is as Halloween I have off, but after that, I'm going to Detroit.

[00:24:59] I'm going to Columbus, going to New Orleans, Tampa, and then a little hint.

[00:25:06] There might be a Los Angeles show announced very soon.

[00:25:09] Keep your fucking ears peaked for that shit.

[00:25:12] That's right.

[00:25:13] For all you fake L a style bitches.

[00:25:15] That's right, dude.

[00:25:16] I'm trying to get my fucking dick.

[00:25:17] So I'm going to IG by an aspiring IG model with a BBL.

[00:25:21] Dude, I can't wait for this podcast to end so I can download fucking TikTok and start

[00:25:26] really expressing myself.

[00:25:28] Yes, dude.

[00:25:29] You need a dancing you need a dance fucking account, dude.

[00:25:32] I'm fucking if it weren't for this damn show, I'd be on fucking TikTok getting millions

[00:25:38] of years.

[00:25:39] You should do it, dude.

[00:25:40] Just do it right now.

[00:25:41] No, but yeah, come see me start taking a stop.

[00:25:44] Stop it.biz slash tour Detroit Columbus, New Orleans, Tampa, LA soon.

[00:25:50] Keep your fucking ears fucking peeled.

[00:25:53] And also if you're a basketball fan, I do a basketball podcast with Sam Marrell called

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[00:26:24] You get them.

[00:26:26] And anyway, back to pizza gate.

[00:26:29] What are you looking at, Nick?

[00:26:30] I'm just scrolling through Twitter.

[00:26:33] Not doing anything.

[00:26:34] Just waiting for the fucking read to be over the read.

[00:26:37] It's done.

[00:26:38] Can I get a sushi lunch?

[00:26:41] Oh, that sounds good.

[00:26:44] Off a man's body.

[00:26:45] Yeah, dude.

[00:26:46] I would love sexy guy.

[00:26:48] I would love to be your fucking plate.

[00:26:51] Have you ever had sushi off a woman?

[00:26:53] No, dude.

[00:26:54] No, it's a goal.

[00:26:55] President Biden and I released the first ever national gender strategy.

[00:26:59] What's the strategy?

[00:27:00] Fuck you.

[00:27:01] Kamala Harris is national gender strategy.

[00:27:04] Everyone gets free breast implants.

[00:27:08] Dude, let me ask a question.

[00:27:09] Can we get hormones like?

[00:27:11] Because if you if you were born a woman, you want to be a man, right?

[00:27:16] You feel you're not manly enough.

[00:27:18] What if I feel like I'm not manly enough?

[00:27:20] Look, I'm gonna get some HGH shit.

[00:27:22] They should need to keep experimenting on other people with the mRNA vaccines, not Americans.

[00:27:28] We go to fucking Timbuktu.

[00:27:30] Well, don't other countries really want the vaccine?

[00:27:33] So why don't we give it to them wild shit and just rap will advance the human race, maybe

[00:27:39] 500 years in the span of like 18 months.

[00:27:43] Just by just doing massive experiments.

[00:27:46] Then we get an mRNA vaccine that can turn people in the doctor man hat.

[00:27:51] That would be fucking cool.

[00:27:52] I want antlers and I don't care how many fucking people have to die.

[00:27:56] I really don't give a shit.

[00:27:58] We're gonna fucking pump Africa full of those vaccines, give them all kinds of cancers.

[00:28:03] All we're India wants them, right?

[00:28:05] Fuck up the Indians with the mRNA vaccines until we figure out how to code that mRNA

[00:28:11] shit so that it like I get keratin deposits on the top of my skull and I grow antlers

[00:28:17] soft in the spring and then the outer valor covering sheds, you know, in the winter every

[00:28:24] year I grew and grow a new set of antlers.

[00:28:27] You got to fight other antler guys.

[00:28:29] Would that be painful for a woman's honor?

[00:28:31] It'll be excruciating.

[00:28:32] And also it'll be able to withstand temperatures up to maybe 15, 30 degrees colder without my

[00:28:40] shirt on, which I can already do basically zero degrees Celsius.

[00:28:45] Celsius, wow.

[00:28:47] 30, 32 freezing.

[00:28:48] I'm good with no clothes on out in the woods by myself.

[00:28:51] Is zero 32?

[00:28:53] Three yes.

[00:28:54] Zero Celsius.

[00:28:55] Oh, through cold showers I've got myself.

[00:28:57] What the fuck?

[00:28:58] I've also switched to the metric system.

[00:28:59] And so you're telling me these motherfuckers you have negatives all the time?

[00:29:02] Their shit makes more sense because it's freezing is 32 degrees.

[00:29:07] Yeah, freezing is zero.

[00:29:08] Every button now.

[00:29:09] Freezing is zero.

[00:29:10] Yeah, I'm boiling is 100.

[00:29:12] I guess that actually doesn't make a lot of sense.

[00:29:14] Yeah, it makes more sense.

[00:29:15] Wait, boiling is 100?

[00:29:16] Yes, yes.

[00:29:17] So what's a really hot day over there?

[00:29:21] Like 40 degrees.

[00:29:22] 50 half the way to boiling.

[00:29:25] Your nuts, your nuts are starting to.

[00:29:26] That's like a hundred and twenty to twenty degrees or something.

[00:29:34] Which boiling?

[00:29:38] That's interesting.

[00:29:39] Depends where you're at and out to two.

[00:29:40] Anyways, look, let's just get back on top.

[00:29:42] All right.

[00:29:44] Handlers.

[00:29:45] The country, Indian people, Africans, whoever we did all that shit on, they come to America,

[00:29:51] they're legally allowed to hunt me.

[00:29:55] But they won't.

[00:29:56] Do they get a prize?

[00:29:57] Well, they could put my head off, put it on a wall.

[00:29:59] They'll get like a cash prize.

[00:30:00] So they're only allowed like non-gunned.

[00:30:02] Alignally, I would be considered an animal.

[00:30:06] I would be legal gain.

[00:30:07] So what about having sex with your ass?

[00:30:10] Would that be BCL?

[00:30:11] Also the spirit of the forest.

[00:30:13] You'd be like kind of like a middle stage animal or like not all the way to no, no,

[00:30:18] because middle stage animals.

[00:30:20] Yeah, they would have one happen to my face.

[00:30:22] I'd still be handsome.

[00:30:23] He has one to find.

[00:30:26] And have a phrase.

[00:30:27] I also have a cool scar on my face and a tattoo of an eight ball on fire.

[00:30:30] That's awesome.

[00:30:32] Pretty soon.

[00:30:33] I have a part I could do now.

[00:30:34] But don't you think the eight ball kind of takes away from the spirit of the forest?

[00:30:36] No, I don't at all.

[00:30:39] Another one over here of a Harley Davidson and it says fucking.

[00:30:42] It says Merrick, New York.

[00:30:45] Never forget.

[00:30:46] Not allowed.

[00:30:47] Long Island.

[00:30:48] Yeah, dude.

[00:30:50] I think that is a pretty good look.

[00:30:57] But don't you think if we did that somebody in India would get the antlers first?

[00:31:01] We'll kill them.

[00:31:03] You'd have to kill them.

[00:31:04] None of them.

[00:31:05] No, no one they don't get antlers.

[00:31:08] Not get antlers.

[00:31:09] I like six arms maybe.

[00:31:11] Oh, they get to be fishing.

[00:31:12] And then that's how we figure out the doctor Manhattan shit is returning these blue.

[00:31:18] We're turning them blue so that you know, some whoever wants to be doctor man.

[00:31:21] But then once you make so in Dr. Manhattan, you can't stop them.

[00:31:25] But that's why they got a big blue swing and cock.

[00:31:27] They got energy.

[00:31:28] Yeah, they can fly to the moon.

[00:31:29] You can fly alone.

[00:31:30] I always thought you would do Dr. Manhattan but make the dick just like slightly too big.

[00:31:36] Not like, you know, cartoonishly huge, but just like just just a bit too big.

[00:31:43] Well, just where it starts to be funny.

[00:31:46] You know, that's the way to go.

[00:31:48] You got a lot of options here.

[00:31:49] Of course.

[00:31:50] It makes your dick too small.

[00:31:52] I mean, just having a dick out is funny.

[00:31:54] Funny to begin with.

[00:31:56] A regular dick.

[00:31:57] I feel like if I remember correctly, his dick is a pretty nice size but not just closer

[00:32:02] to normal, right?

[00:32:03] Yeah, it's a normal day.

[00:32:04] I mean, they didn't make it to me.

[00:32:06] It's really small.

[00:32:08] When I see that.

[00:32:09] In the show, the watch show, there's an old lady that wants to fuck him and she takes

[00:32:15] out a huge blue cock.

[00:32:17] Oh, she has like a doctor man had brand cock.

[00:32:22] They have a show.

[00:32:23] Do they have a show where a doctor man has just naked constantly?

[00:32:26] I don't know.

[00:32:27] I'd be pretty funny.

[00:32:28] Devish on HBO and her man's penis is out the entire show.

[00:32:31] That would be awesome.

[00:32:33] It's blue.

[00:32:34] The entire show is just just dick is out completely.

[00:32:39] Yeah, it's body paint so you know the hair and makeup had to apply.

[00:32:43] The paint is with cock and balls every day and his ass for that matter.

[00:32:47] I would have gotten a prosthetic, just a giant prosthetic.

[00:32:50] That's how you would have done that.

[00:32:53] Actually I wear one under my jeans normally.

[00:32:57] And when you fuck, you wear it over your cock.

[00:33:01] I think trans men do that too.

[00:33:05] Oh, yeah?

[00:33:06] Yeah, just to know what it feels like just to have a bulge.

[00:33:10] Again, this is the kind of thing that at me as a, you know, also, you know, I'm not,

[00:33:15] I'm not saying they're not men, right?

[00:33:17] This is not becoming added from any kind of transphobic angle.

[00:33:20] Yes it is.

[00:33:21] I'm just saying.

[00:33:22] Sabarzak is on the record transphobic.

[00:33:23] No, I'm saying men of all types, whether they were born with a pussy or they were born

[00:33:28] with a little ass dick, should get the things that modern medicine does.

[00:33:34] So if that's like I get to, I get, I find a way to add a couple inches of my cock into

[00:33:41] If we could turn a pussy into a dick, we got to be able to turn a little dick into a bigger

[00:33:47] You'd think.

[00:33:48] Oh, Nick, I saw a picture online of someone that got that knee surgery to like break his

[00:33:54] He went five, I got to wait five, three to five nine.

[00:33:57] I got to find that form again.

[00:33:59] That form is so fun.

[00:34:01] They open logs of like they're like, you know, cause you have to excruciating.

[00:34:05] It's excruciating.

[00:34:06] But I mean, it's beyond.

[00:34:07] You can't walk for like maybe it was five, five to five.

[00:34:09] He said you can't walk for two years.

[00:34:10] It's beyond excruciating.

[00:34:11] It's like basically going through a gauntlet.

[00:34:14] Like these guys, I think they do the surgery in New York.

[00:34:16] I can't remember, but they have to like, it costs like a quarter million dollars.

[00:34:20] Cause it's an electric surgery.

[00:34:22] But then you also have to get a hotel room like near the hospital for fucking three months.

[00:34:28] So these guys like come here and they stayed at the fucking like plaza or whatever.

[00:34:31] And then they get their legs sawn.

[00:34:34] And then they're put in traction and they just lie on the floor of a hotel room on opiates

[00:34:38] in the dark and excruciating pain living off room service for three months.

[00:34:43] And then post it.

[00:34:44] They can't talk to anyone other than the people in this like this forum where they secretly

[00:34:48] get the bone breaking surgery.

[00:34:51] But like the level of pain you experience, basically having your bones broken every minute

[00:34:57] of every day.

[00:34:58] Oh, fuck.

[00:34:59] It's like, I mean, to get three inches to be called is like, I mean, it's like a spiritual

[00:35:06] I'd like, I, I'd like to walk about, I remember reading back because I didn't, I think I'd

[00:35:10] Sam Hyde mentioned it in a video that there's a surgery.

[00:35:13] And then I, I forget how I found the forum, but I almost want to do it just to go through

[00:35:17] the pain because you do sound like imagine, you know, like how women love to be like,

[00:35:22] man can't handle childbirth.

[00:35:23] It's like, yeah, but men can handle that.

[00:35:26] How about this?

[00:35:27] Where's the woman if women are so much stronger?

[00:35:29] Where's the woman getting her bones?

[00:35:31] Now I'm 511, bitch.

[00:35:34] But now that form is, is, is fucking wild.

[00:35:41] It just like this, like, you know, reading those posts and it's like, you know, never

[00:35:47] have I experienced pain like this in my life.

[00:35:50] The days are getting darker.

[00:35:52] I've transcended to another level of consciousness.

[00:35:57] That's fucking wild, dude.

[00:36:00] That's too much.

[00:36:01] If it was like two weeks of pain, maybe, but you got to be a, and you can't walk for

[00:36:05] like, it's $76,000.

[00:36:08] I got that.

[00:36:09] I could do that.

[00:36:12] The doctor that does it isn't very tall.

[00:36:14] Oh, he's just under six feet.

[00:36:19] But these guys are like six, three now.

[00:36:21] It's crazy that it's a crazy sacrifice.

[00:36:26] That's true.

[00:36:27] Here's a before and after of this guy before standing next to his girlfriend.

[00:36:31] We're there the same height.

[00:36:32] Now he's taller than her.

[00:36:34] So funny.

[00:36:36] Look at this.

[00:36:37] Oh, she also lost weight in the process.

[00:36:38] I bet you that a little deal.

[00:36:41] I'm just going to add a little range, bitch.

[00:36:44] If I'm going to be a the fuck it, if I'm going to be just in excruciating pain for

[00:36:49] two years, you're going to have to fucking hit the ellipse.

[00:36:52] So what do they do?

[00:36:53] They put rods in your legs.

[00:36:54] I think they just saw your legs and then put you in traction and then your body fills

[00:36:58] in the gap with like it.

[00:37:00] Oh, wait, they saw your legs off.

[00:37:03] Well, they cut.

[00:37:04] They saw the bone.

[00:37:05] They saw the bone.

[00:37:06] Oh, fuck.

[00:37:07] My legs hurt.

[00:37:08] Just thinking about that fucking saying.

[00:37:11] It's insane.

[00:37:13] We got to get that surgery, bros.

[00:37:18] This guy was almost six feet tall and then he got it to be six four.

[00:37:21] Are you kidding me?

[00:37:22] That's great.

[00:37:23] That's already like slightly above average.

[00:37:26] That's fucking insane.

[00:37:29] He's so happy.

[00:37:30] Look how happy he is.

[00:37:31] He went and wait.

[00:37:33] He went from 511 to 61.

[00:37:35] That's crazy.

[00:37:36] That's crazy.

[00:37:37] That's fucking insane.

[00:37:38] Wow, dude.

[00:37:39] I mean, look, tall guys do get unearned pussy.

[00:37:45] Let's go Al Fonzo Flores of Dallas, Texas.

[00:37:49] He got the surgery at 28.

[00:37:52] He could also like, yeah, I guess afford to not work for months and months.

[00:37:58] He probably made a lot of money.

[00:37:59] It's a good thing.

[00:38:00] If you're already rich, it's like you should be fucking at that level.

[00:38:05] If you have the ability to get the surgery, you're a fucking loser if you do get it.

[00:38:09] Where everybody's loser for a lot of reasons.

[00:38:13] Somebody's getting the surgery.

[00:38:14] I've decided to go for 6.1.

[00:38:16] Well, I'm telling you, it's just like honestly, it's like, yeah, I mean, if I could snap,

[00:38:22] if I could pay like a thousand bucks, then I'm like out for an afternoon.

[00:38:29] There's no recovery or whatever.

[00:38:32] And I'm fucking like six feet tall.

[00:38:35] And even then, it's like, I don't know.

[00:38:36] Oh, I would do that in a heartbeat.

[00:38:38] I don't know if I would.

[00:38:39] I don't know if I would.

[00:38:40] Because for me, I feel like that would put me over the limit where it's like, you know,

[00:38:44] I would have to be like, then I would just be an asshole.

[00:38:48] Oh, then you would be an asshole.

[00:38:51] Now I'm like, now you're Mr. Loveable.

[00:38:52] I'm charming.

[00:38:53] It makes sense.

[00:38:57] I see what you're saying.

[00:38:58] I can be like tall and, you know, a piece of shit.

[00:39:02] I think buddy, I hate to bring it to you.

[00:39:04] Go ahead and get that thousand dollars.

[00:39:06] No, I'm not.

[00:39:07] I don't think anybody's.

[00:39:08] Honestly, I would not.

[00:39:10] I literally would not do even that.

[00:39:11] Oh, thousand bucks.

[00:39:12] You just, so you snap your fingers and you're telling without question.

[00:39:15] I'm doing that.

[00:39:16] Yeah, I wouldn't do that.

[00:39:17] But the, the, literally the idea of being an excruciating pain for months on end and I

[00:39:23] have no choice.

[00:39:24] I mean, I wouldn't want that.

[00:39:25] But if it that were to happen to me, I feel like I would appreciate it so much.

[00:39:30] You'd be so happy.

[00:39:31] If you want, I can mash your nuts with a hammer every day.

[00:39:34] I don't want you can't.

[00:39:35] That's the thing is like you can't pull the, you know, it's like, I'm like, I'm like,

[00:39:38] I like, it's kind of worse.

[00:39:39] The idea of being in like a POW camp would be forced to play a rush in your letter.

[00:39:44] You know, something along those lines.

[00:39:45] It is, I do think that is like a, like a spiritually transcendent journey.

[00:39:49] And I would, I would like to be in the floor of like a dark hotel room.

[00:39:54] Just like hallucinating from being in like horrific pain.

[00:39:57] And I guess that's what you would call being a drug addict.

[00:40:01] Why don't you just get addicted to drugs?

[00:40:02] I just miss being.

[00:40:04] Get addicted to heroin and then try and get off it.

[00:40:06] And you're basically going to be the same experience.

[00:40:09] Or to have, you know, like some kind of just be set on fire every day.

[00:40:14] Like I said, give me, you know, 500 bucks.

[00:40:18] I'll come in.

[00:40:19] I'll bash your nuts with a hammer.

[00:40:20] Adam, did you read the promo code on the last one?

[00:40:22] Yes, I did, sir.

[00:40:23] Well, now we got to talk about super organic.

[00:40:30] That's a great product.

[00:40:31] You talk about some awesome products that I love so much.

[00:40:34] Why don't you go to their website too, Adam, and tell us about the new Delta 8 they had.

[00:40:39] Can I honestly, I love the troops use.

[00:40:41] Don't forget the cratum.

[00:40:43] Talk about the cratum, but also talk about the phone.

[00:40:45] Speciosa pronounced speciosa and cratum pronounced cratum.

[00:40:53] You got to get superleaf.com slash comtown and cratum gives your whole body energy.

[00:40:58] But for some people, it's like coffee for your cock.

[00:41:02] Your vagina, if you're tired from all the sex you've been having, taking super speciosa

[00:41:07] could energize you to fuck like a god.

[00:41:11] Cratum is in fact a cousin of the coffee plant.

[00:41:15] And usually I've been doing coffee before sex.

[00:41:19] So this is that love a nice big pot of Joe, but the problem is I love going on a coffee

[00:41:24] Taking a big dump.

[00:41:26] That's the thing.

[00:41:27] You're in there.

[00:41:28] You're in those guts.

[00:41:29] And now all of a sudden you got a shit.

[00:41:31] No way, sir.

[00:41:32] No, no, sir.

[00:41:34] That was super speciosa.

[00:41:35] If you're an aging millennial with new aches and pains, cratum is great for pain relief.

[00:41:40] If you hurt your back, pull a muscle from all the fucking unwind with a glass of cratum

[00:41:45] tea so you could have it after sex too.

[00:41:47] That's pretty cool.

[00:41:48] I mean, it's what we call a switch.

[00:41:51] If you're only jerking it and you develop a wrist injury, you need a little extra push

[00:41:55] to get to comtown.

[00:41:57] Super speciosa's cratum will get you there.

[00:42:00] Come easy and hard with cratum.

[00:42:03] Cratum is the secret supplement that influencers don't want you to know about.

[00:42:07] But they're the influencers don't want you to know about it.

[00:42:11] That's interesting.

[00:42:12] Jake Paul, Jake Paul doesn't want you to know that bitch.

[00:42:16] What's your name?

[00:42:17] Allison, the fucking like blonde bitch that does the steals black people's dances.

[00:42:22] Oh, she the girl that's number one on tiktok.

[00:42:25] Yeah, what the fuck is I'm going to be there pretty soon myself.

[00:42:30] She does Addison Addison Addison Ray.

[00:42:32] That's right.

[00:42:33] Yeah, she's that girls that girls got talent for days and she doesn't want you to know

[00:42:37] about the secret.

[00:42:38] She'll be so fucking pissed off.

[00:42:40] It's a great pre workout supplement.

[00:42:43] It helps you write jokes.

[00:42:44] I imagine why this is why you're so damn funny.

[00:42:49] Cratum is a super leaf.

[00:42:50] It's cousin coffee is just brown water.

[00:42:54] So take that you fucking coffee.

[00:42:56] Cratum is like a lost family member though is recently discovered on 23andMe and only

[00:43:02] now getting the credit it rightfully deserves.

[00:43:04] I don't think they find your family on there.

[00:43:06] They do do they?

[00:43:09] I thought they just tell you like where you're from.

[00:43:11] No, that's possible that you get your family family.

[00:43:13] I guess so if your family is also using that service.

[00:43:17] So it comes in a tea powder and capsules that you could put anywhere.

[00:43:22] You put it in your pocket, your backpack, your suitcase or in your ass.

[00:43:29] That's how I do it.

[00:43:30] It's a positive to her style.

[00:43:34] It's a hundred percent all natural one ingredient.

[00:43:36] Cratum leaf.

[00:43:37] Cratum can help improve your mood deliver energy reduce pain.

[00:43:41] It helps people feel better.

[00:43:42] It's also used to relieve stress and take the edge off every batch of super speciosa

[00:43:47] as a QR code to scan and view the exact lab certificates.

[00:43:51] So you know you're getting high quality product.

[00:43:54] So super speciosa wants you to come again with unlimited use of their 20 percent off

[00:44:00] promo code.

[00:44:01] And the promo code is come town.

[00:44:03] So put that in at checkout.

[00:44:04] So go to get superleaf.com slash come down for 20 percent off your entire order.

[00:44:10] That's get superleaf.com slash come town promo code come town for 20 percent off your

[00:44:15] entire order.

[00:44:16] Well, let's not forget about the Delta eight.

[00:44:17] Let's you pull that up.

[00:44:18] So I was looking up Addison Ray breasts.

[00:44:21] Can you see them?

[00:44:22] I don't think you should probably got those on lock because that's what keeps her her

[00:44:26] content so so must view.

[00:44:29] Because see people think that you might get a nipple.

[00:44:33] Let's see here.

[00:44:35] Yeah, like like Adam said in his beautiful read they have cradum powder.

[00:44:38] They have cradum capsules, cradum tablets, cradum tea bags.

[00:44:43] I'm looking for the Delta eight.

[00:44:48] I don't really see any Delta eight here.

[00:44:51] Where's the Delta eight?

[00:44:52] Nick, but you're talking.

[00:44:53] You know what?

[00:44:54] I just talked to the guy on the phone and he says they're launching a new website.

[00:44:58] So we might have to wait until I know what that website is.

[00:45:02] But check them out.

[00:45:03] You know, just keep Google and they think about these guys.

[00:45:05] They have like nine different websites.

[00:45:07] Interesting.

[00:45:08] Which is not that's how you know it's a good company.

[00:45:10] Well, I think they're just trying to figure out their marketing branding.

[00:45:13] Yeah, because the cradum is good.

[00:45:15] Yeah, of course.

[00:45:16] But they're I think that you know what it is?

[00:45:18] They're so fucked up on their.

[00:45:20] That's how it is.

[00:45:21] They're so jacked up on their like a game.

[00:45:23] Well, they keep forgetting the login to their website so they keep making a new website

[00:45:28] every time.

[00:45:29] And that's how you know it's good shit because they're fucked up.

[00:45:32] But it looks like all of their reviews on their on their own website have five stars

[00:45:38] of all their products.

[00:45:39] A lot of people do that.

[00:45:40] So this one has 61 reviews all five stars.

[00:45:43] That's awesome.

[00:45:44] People love the goddamn stuff.

[00:45:47] Wesley says Wesley Wesley says good quality cradum.

[00:45:54] The only oh he gave it for.

[00:45:55] Oh, dude.

[00:45:56] The only reason I didn't give it five stars is because it didn't do what Super Speciosa

[00:46:02] does for me on a daily basis.

[00:46:04] So this is for the for competitors white manne dah cradum.

[00:46:09] No, it's from their website for they sell it also.

[00:46:12] So the only the only thing that's stopping some of their products from being awesome

[00:46:17] is how good their other products are.

[00:46:19] Yes, they're cooking themselves.

[00:46:22] Big mistake baby.

[00:46:23] This guy Steven H five stars.

[00:46:26] He says it's pretty good.

[00:46:28] So take it from him.

[00:46:30] Thank you for a verified buyer.

[00:46:32] Deshawna B. She says absolutely amazing.

[00:46:36] Finally found my go to I'm loving having my mobility star star star star.

[00:46:41] What is that?

[00:46:42] Her mobility.

[00:46:43] Your mobility you fucking idiot.

[00:46:45] My mobility and then a cuss word and it's helped with star star star star star and energy.

[00:46:52] That's awesome.

[00:46:54] I don't know if that's a curse word or a slur but apparently this lady likes it a lot.

[00:46:59] Anyway, so that's so go to pet superleaf.com slash come town and enter the promo code come

[00:47:05] town for 20% off guys.

[00:47:13] And prepare to get your pussy's absolutely blasted.

[00:47:14] Prepare to get your mind and your pussy blasted.

[00:47:16] You're going to get creative in your pussy hole.

[00:47:20] That's what I like when I fucking roll is to blow her mind.

[00:47:24] Say really say mind blowing facts to her.

[00:47:27] Well you fucker.

[00:47:28] Well, I'm do you pump?

[00:47:30] Well, I'm deep inside.

[00:47:34] I like to stay still in the pussy and whisper shit that I learned about.

[00:47:38] Yeah, I just I put my dick in that I do a Liam Nation impression.

[00:47:42] That's awesome.

[00:47:45] I'm about to bust.

[00:47:46] I'm going to bust.

[00:47:47] Once inside you I know that I only have moments before.

[00:47:51] I don't I can't control myself.

[00:47:58] The only the only thing up the chances whether it will become or be.

[00:48:04] This is very close.

[00:48:05] I haven't done a Kegel in 14 years.

[00:48:07] This is going to be very closely.

[00:48:09] I already busted it.

[00:48:15] You'll never see me again.

[00:48:17] This is going to be very closely.

[00:48:21] I already busted but I don't have any money for child support.

[00:48:24] You're going to have to get an abortion.

[00:48:31] Michael Muschudn't be able to in prick nature.

[00:48:34] I'm leaving off Mountain Dew.

[00:48:36] The last time I checked abortion was still legal in Florida.

[00:48:40] You're going to have to tell them you're raped.

[00:48:43] But you have to listen to me very closely.

[00:48:50] You have to tell them it was a black bastard.

[00:48:54] I'm going to have to spray the emerald black.

[00:49:03] I'm on the pill.

[00:49:06] No, it's not a white.

[00:49:08] It was rude of you to bust me without saying anything but I'm not going to get pregnant.

[00:49:12] This is going to be very close.

[00:49:13] I just busted again.

[00:49:14] I busted again.

[00:49:15] I busted soft.

[00:49:16] I put black.

[00:49:17] I put black.

[00:49:18] I put black.

[00:49:19] I put black.

[00:49:20] I put black.

[00:49:21] I put black.

[00:49:22] I put black.

[00:49:23] I will find a residue and I'll know what's a black bastard.

[00:49:30] Oh, fuck.

[00:49:31] Listen to me very closely.

[00:49:35] I busted because I was thinking about a man.

[00:49:39] Dad, people are breaking into the hotel.

[00:49:41] This is my one chance to let you know I'm gay.

[00:49:44] I have about to have gay sex.

[00:49:46] I'm having gay sex with your uncle.

[00:49:48] The man you thought was your uncle.

[00:49:50] This has been my boyfriend for 30 years.

[00:49:53] We're rolling.

[00:49:55] Gay, starring Liam.

[00:49:58] Well, it's a shame what happened to my daughter but at least I was having gay sex.

[00:50:08] It's a new movie I just worked on which a man who was secretly gay, his daughter is kidnapped

[00:50:14] in the moments before she's taken.

[00:50:17] He's finally able to tell her he's gay.

[00:50:20] And what happens?

[00:50:21] Does he get the daughter back?

[00:50:23] No, he goes to E.B.

[00:50:25] No, him and his boyfriend go to the Berkshires for a weekend.

[00:50:29] It's life-affirming.

[00:50:30] And his boyfriend start a bed and breakfast in the Berkshires.

[00:50:35] Well, she's getting raped by Serbians.

[00:50:37] I have a sweet potato hash that takes over the town.

[00:50:41] And I've gone for early originally all the townies hate them because they're fags from

[00:50:44] the city.

[00:50:45] But the sweet potato hash wins them over.

[00:50:49] And they're finally welcome to the gas station.

[00:50:53] It sounds like an awesome movie.

[00:50:58] It's called Gay.

[00:50:59] It's called Gay, starring me.

[00:51:03] That's pretty cool.

[00:51:06] Yeah, I love Liam.

[00:51:08] Pissing himself, being weirdly racist.

[00:51:09] How much do you do?

[00:51:10] Having the biggest dick I've ever seen.

[00:51:12] You've seen his cock?

[00:51:13] Yeah, there's like a gith of him running.

[00:51:15] It's like to his name.

[00:51:16] Seriously?

[00:51:17] It's really incredible, honestly.

[00:51:20] That's fucking wild.

[00:51:22] I'm real quick.

[00:51:24] It's quite amazing.

[00:51:25] Thank you.

[00:51:26] You're welcome.

[00:51:27] Dude, you're welcome.

[00:51:28] That's all I've ever wanted to hear.

[00:51:32] Liam Neeson-cock.

[00:51:34] There's like a movie where he's running.

[00:51:37] To be fair, gravity's doing a lot of work there.

[00:51:39] What do you mean grab, my dick?

[00:51:40] There appears to be a whole new thing around.

[00:51:42] I think he was in a movie where you see his cock.

[00:51:46] The inertia of running.

[00:51:48] I guess so.

[00:51:49] Look, it's okay, dude.

[00:51:50] He has a big dick.

[00:51:51] Yeah, I know.

[00:51:52] I'm not trying to take anything away from him.

[00:51:54] This is wild.

[00:51:55] This really is common.

[00:51:56] Yeah, it's a fantastic piece.

[00:51:58] It's like a rubber dick.

[00:52:00] It's like not a real piece.

[00:52:01] Are you fucking kidding me?

[00:52:03] That's crazy.

[00:52:04] It's unreal.

[00:52:05] Wow, dude.

[00:52:07] Thank you.

[00:52:08] I mean, this thing is insane for you to see that.

[00:52:11] This thing is what you're talking about.

[00:52:13] This is the size you would make Dr. Manhattan's cock in your joke.

[00:52:16] Nick, no, it's bigger than that.

[00:52:20] Nick's talking about...

[00:52:21] Nick wants Dr. Manhattan to be slightly above that.

[00:52:26] There's a cartoonish size that I started drawing one time.

[00:52:29] It was very funny to be.

[00:52:31] Wait, although Liam Neeson was in his underwear on the Ellen show and his cock doesn't look

[00:52:36] that big here.

[00:52:37] He probably puts it in his...

[00:52:38] He taped it into his ass.

[00:52:40] He probably puts it in his ass.

[00:52:42] He doesn't want to bring that thing around Ellen.

[00:52:43] They call it the bell.

[00:52:44] They call it the bell fast talk.

[00:52:50] We used to do it to keep our cocks away from the British.

[00:52:53] To hide them from the British.

[00:52:54] All the toilets in Northern Ireland are filled with all the bad water.

[00:52:59] The poison water is dirty.

[00:53:02] To make all the cocks small like theirs.

[00:53:04] And you wouldn't want your dick hitting the bowl of water so you'd tuck it in your

[00:53:08] Well, then what's the point?

[00:53:11] You'd presumably you'd either be shitting or pissing if you're on the toilet.

[00:53:15] I didn't think that'd be a good thing.

[00:53:18] I didn't think about that.

[00:53:23] We're not a very smart people.

[00:53:28] No, I guess it makes sense.

[00:53:31] You piss into your own ass and then you shit the piss out while you hold your dick.

[00:53:35] They call that the John Philip Sousa.

[00:53:37] They call it play in the Sousa home and there's nothing I'd rather be doing.

[00:53:44] Hey, this is a fun.

[00:53:47] But you agree with me on that cock, right?

[00:53:52] Oh, let's just get that on.

[00:53:54] Truly a delicious.

[00:53:55] It's nice.

[00:53:56] It sounds like it takes away because you're talking about that running Jeff, right?

[00:53:59] There's a gift of him running.

[00:54:00] He also has a fully nude.

[00:54:02] He also has a literally perfect body.

[00:54:04] Yeah, he's got a great body.

[00:54:05] He's got a perfect body.

[00:54:07] He looks great.

[00:54:09] Liam needs to do the movie.

[00:54:10] Is it in a movie?

[00:54:11] He's running.

[00:54:12] The movie's called running all night and it's just him running around with his penis.

[00:54:16] Dude, if I had a cock that big everyone would be looking at it all the time.

[00:54:22] I'd be in a movie.

[00:54:23] I'd be in a bucket.

[00:54:24] I guess that makes sense.

[00:54:25] That's why I'm holding you back.

[00:54:26] My dick's too small to be in movies, man.

[00:54:29] I'm going to be in a box.

[00:54:30] I'm going to be in a box.

[00:54:31] I'm going to be in a box.

[00:54:32] I'm going to be in a box.

[00:54:35] My dick's too small to be in movies, man.

[00:54:39] I wish my dick was bigger just to flaunt it like Liam.

[00:54:42] The best thing about that gift is how it's slapping.

[00:54:44] It's really snapping, but it's fucking crazy.

[00:54:47] His dick is awesome.

[00:54:48] He's kind of the anti-Tarens Howard.

[00:54:53] I'm pissed off from jealous that black bastard Tarens Howard.

[00:54:58] He's a tiny dick.

[00:55:02] He's like, you know, is hard out here for a pimp when you're trying to get the money

[00:55:12] for some fucking being in an Amazon.

[00:55:20] There's some other stuff over here.

[00:55:23] Hustle and slow.

[00:55:24] Hustle and slow.

[00:55:25] That's good stuff.

[00:55:27] That's really good stuff.

[00:55:28] Tarens Howard.

[00:55:29] Did you guys ever see that movie?

[00:55:30] Yeah, it's great.

[00:55:31] It's good.

[00:55:32] You see it?

[00:55:33] Life affirming.

[00:55:34] Tarens are a word.

[00:55:37] It's great.

[00:55:38] DJ Qualls is in it.

[00:55:39] Did you read the promo code on the last read?

[00:55:41] Yes, I did.

[00:55:42] It's a promo code, come down.

[00:55:44] Also remember to check out patreon.com slash com.

[00:55:47] Of course.

[00:55:48] And again, we can't stress enough.

[00:55:49] Adam pretends to read a book.

[00:55:51] Yeah, I lied about it on your blog.

[00:55:53] And I really got called.

[00:55:54] He got caught in a meeting.

[00:55:56] He deserves at least five bucks a month.

[00:55:58] In a really nice way.

[00:56:00] And this.

[00:56:01] Oh, he had pretend to be wishbone.

[00:56:04] I'm more like wish you could suck a bone.

[00:56:06] I did actually watch the wishbone version of chaos.

[00:56:10] The Charles Manson CIA book.

[00:56:12] Now you were wishbone in it.

[00:56:13] So you got transported into it.

[00:56:15] You were one of the guys that Charles Manson raped.

[00:56:17] No, I was Charles Manson dog.

[00:56:20] And I had a Nazi.

[00:56:21] Which he did.

[00:56:22] He did a swastika tattoo on my blog.

[00:56:24] I was just raping people.

[00:56:26] It was like fucking kids.

[00:56:27] You know what?

[00:56:28] This guy was a really bad guy.

[00:56:29] Chuck Manson.

[00:56:30] Yeah, he was a real jerk.

[00:56:32] Also, it's a little fellow.

[00:56:35] Five six.

[00:56:36] Have you listened to his music before his album?

[00:56:38] No, it was a good.

[00:56:39] It's not bad.

[00:56:40] Yeah, I bet you like you like Bob Dylan.

[00:56:42] So you probably think he should.

[00:56:43] It's more Beatles.

[00:56:44] Let's find it.

[00:56:45] Let's put it up on Spotify.

[00:56:47] Yeah, it's pretty cool.

[00:56:49] I'm a little bit.

[00:56:50] You got a lot of pussy too.

[00:56:52] That Charles Manson fellow.

[00:56:54] He did a lot of pussy coming his way.

[00:56:57] Yeah, he was cool.

[00:56:59] It's pretty.

[00:57:06] It's not bad.

[00:57:09] It's pretty good.

[00:57:12] Yeah, it's real romance stuff.

[00:57:26] Real romantical.

[00:57:29] You know it's better than I thought.

[00:57:43] It's good, yeah.

[00:57:50] It's better than Hitler's paintings.

[00:57:52] Yeah, Hitler's paintings are okay.

[00:57:55] Not that good.

[00:57:56] Oh, they suck.

[00:57:57] They're kind of what?

[00:57:59] They're like landscapes, right?

[00:58:01] If I remember correctly, I remember thinking like these are just kind of like blobs.

[00:58:04] They're pretty boring.

[00:58:07] I don't fuck with it with the painting.

[00:58:09] I like clear defined lines.

[00:58:10] I don't like all that fuzzy shit.

[00:58:13] Monet or Manet, whichever one of those motherfuckers, they can suck my dick as far as I'm concerned.

[00:58:18] Which one?

[00:58:19] The fuzzier one?

[00:58:20] I don't remember which one it is.

[00:58:21] Monet or Manet.

[00:58:22] Some of the shit is good, but some of it is fucking dark shit.

[00:58:27] I need a nice fucking bold line.

[00:58:30] My eye needs to be told where to look.

[00:58:32] I don't want to fucking pick out the shapes.

[00:58:34] You're the fucking artist.

[00:58:36] You know what I'm saying?

[00:58:38] You need a Trump Trump, the oil.

[00:58:41] Trump, the little, the little, the little, the little, the little, the little, the little.

[00:58:45] I don't eat that necessarily.

[00:58:46] There's a scene in Sopranos where a Carmine Jr.

[00:58:50] like this is a fucking beautiful painting Carmine.

[00:58:52] He's like, it's called Trump loyal.

[00:58:55] It tricks your eye.

[00:58:57] Makes you think that the fruit is really there.

[00:59:00] Yeah, Carmine, little Carmine was a great character.

[00:59:03] Yeah, the best character.

[00:59:04] Ray Abruzzo.

[00:59:06] Shout out to him.

[00:59:09] What else is good, guys?

[00:59:12] My balls.

[00:59:15] My dick and balls.

[00:59:18] Oh, nice.

[00:59:20] I didn't know what a Trump label was.

[00:59:23] I thought you were saying something else.

[00:59:25] What is it?

[00:59:26] Is something with like a, I'm not going to tell you some art shit.

[00:59:30] Listen, folks.

[00:59:33] I hope there's some fucking bikes available.

[00:59:36] I'm trying to bike home.

[00:59:39] But I don't know.

[00:59:42] I could probably.

[00:59:44] Probably could be.

[00:59:49] But it'll just spell a spell red.

[00:59:54] Damn, dude.

[00:59:58] They have a one way to ask me to spell BMW.

[01:00:01] You're looking for me.

[01:00:03] I'll be out.

[01:00:05] No, that's wrong.

[01:00:06] Gary the retard spell red.

[01:00:08] Oh, he did.

[01:00:10] Oh, yeah.

[01:00:11] And they asked to do it three times.

[01:00:13] I think he's spelling LST.

[01:00:18] I think he's spelling his name incorrectly.

[01:00:22] He's spelling Lester Green.

[01:00:25] Because that's his first name.

[01:00:27] But he's saying LSTR.

[01:00:28] I love Beetlejuice.

[01:00:30] He's the best guy.

[01:00:31] Like dogs puppies.

[01:00:32] That doesn't work on me.

[01:00:33] A mentally retarded black midget.

[01:00:36] Now we're talking about.

[01:00:39] That's a give me a little calendar of that.

[01:00:41] Yeah, just fucking beat sitting at a goddamn pumpkin.

[01:00:45] That would be awesome.

[01:00:47] He's like, I don't know.

[01:00:48] I don't know if I don't fucking know that.

[01:00:49] You know.

[01:00:51] This guy candy corn around him.

[01:00:53] Some potpourri.

[01:00:54] Sounds awesome to be.

[01:00:55] Yeah, that's a cute Thanksgiving.

[01:00:57] In my book.

[01:00:58] In my house.

[01:00:59] If I am over you.

[01:01:00] Uh, invite him over for Thanksgiving.

[01:01:02] You should get him up to the copy.

[01:01:03] Beat Eli the rapper.

[01:01:07] Number Eli the rapper from the freestyle video.

[01:01:09] Oh yeah, yes.

[01:01:11] I don't fuck me.

[01:01:12] And he just like paused.

[01:01:15] He's like Rosie O'Donnell.

[01:01:17] A bisexual.

[01:01:18] What is he saying?

[01:01:19] I don't remember.

[01:01:20] I don't remember my dick.

[01:01:22] It's too hard to remember facts.

[01:01:24] Freestyle club.

[01:01:26] I just remember that bit.

[01:01:28] How about Rosie go down?

[01:01:29] And she's like, Oh, suck your cock.

[01:01:32] Hey, let me suck your cock.

[01:01:36] It's me Rosie go down.

[01:01:37] That's a good.

[01:01:39] That's a good question.

[01:01:40] Um, yeah, I miss her dude.

[01:01:43] Trump kind of ether.

[01:01:45] He did her.

[01:01:46] Unfortunately.

[01:01:48] She's a pig.

[01:01:49] She's a fucking pig.

[01:01:50] That's a tough one.

[01:01:51] It's like I've never called a woman ugly except for Rosie O'Donnell.

[01:01:55] When he was on the debate, we used to be.

[01:01:57] Oh, the debate says she caught such a stray on the debate stage.

[01:02:01] She could.

[01:02:02] That's so funny dude.

[01:02:04] Imagine you're an enemy.

[01:02:05] Like you're dumb.

[01:02:06] You're a dumb old yard enemy becomes present.

[01:02:09] I'm fucking just.

[01:02:11] Still calling you a fat pig bitch.

[01:02:14] He really got her.

[01:02:15] That's a tough.

[01:02:16] You just have to.

[01:02:17] Did he do a press release about Alec Baldwin?

[01:02:19] He probably did.

[01:02:21] That psycho killer Alec Baldwin is now killed a woman.

[01:02:24] Can you imagine what had happened if I had done something like that?

[01:02:27] He really did that.

[01:02:29] That psycho killer.

[01:02:31] Psycho killer Alec Baldwin is now killed a woman.

[01:02:33] Damn dude.

[01:02:38] Just like a just calling a serial killer.

[01:02:43] So funny.

[01:02:44] I love him dude.

[01:02:45] I wonder.

[01:02:46] I'm fucking love.

[01:02:47] I would this time around.

[01:02:48] Honestly, I would vote for him.

[01:02:49] I know I said that last two times and I didn't.

[01:02:52] But this time I would.

[01:02:54] If he ran again.

[01:02:56] Dude, I can't imagine what a disaster is going to be.

[01:03:00] The next election is going to be brutal.

[01:03:01] They're going to take it away.

[01:03:02] I really did.

[01:03:03] I said it last time and I mean it and I think it's true.

[01:03:06] This is the last present or certainly the last election.

[01:03:09] They're just going to take voting away from us.

[01:03:11] No way dude.

[01:03:13] A lot can happen in two years.

[01:03:14] They don't need to take it away.

[01:03:16] It's already set up where it doesn't fucking matter.

[01:03:19] But you want it really dialed in.

[01:03:22] You know.

[01:03:23] Where it's in name.

[01:03:24] Not just function.

[01:03:25] I guess I don't see the appeal of that from their perspective.

[01:03:32] I'm going to write in our PG again.

[01:03:34] Yeah dude.

[01:03:35] Now people are going mad at her because she said the trans.

[01:03:38] What'd she say?

[01:03:39] She said she said some racist.

[01:03:40] Oh the Colin Cabernet thing.

[01:03:43] Well that was a while ago.

[01:03:44] No but Katie Kirk said she said some other even more.

[01:03:47] She was telling on her.

[01:03:49] Katie Kirk was like I kept some shit out of the interview.

[01:03:52] Here's some other shit she said.

[01:03:55] Katie Kirk's what she says.

[01:03:57] I don't remember.

[01:04:02] Who's matched cut to some fat bitch describing her complicated relationship with her RGB abib.