Cum Town | Regular | 11/24/2021
[00:00:00] Okay, I'm switching it up switch the pussy to 87 and guess who is late late again
[00:00:10] I don't even I went to the bathroom. So I thought he I don't know where the fuck Adam went
[00:00:15] He's looking at dresses on D-pop is he is looking for vintage
[00:00:25] I need to learn more about dresses. I just realized yeah, you know I should take I should take an interest in what bitches
[00:00:32] You know I'm a good rep a twat. I don't cuz I like you know just for making jokes even most of jokes is knowing things and saying them at the right time
[00:00:40] Exactly and that's what no no no don't want like we're the assholes
[00:00:45] You know what you we said 1150 and 50 at the latest and then what did you do?
[00:00:54] Late for two out of three at where three out of four. How many we got a four
[00:01:03] What were you up to I took my second shit?
[00:01:07] I haven't even done one. I just got to be honest with you know what I do the problem is I think come up here
[00:01:12] I'm gonna eat like shit. Yep, and I think like oh, that's the food
[00:01:15] But really what it is the lack of water that gets me I'm I get fucking dehydrated. Yeah
[00:01:20] And I can't I can't I still haven't learned the difference between hunger and thirst sure so I eat or right
[00:01:28] When you're thirsty it drives me out. Yeah
[00:01:31] That's why at home. I drink like I drink like four liters of water a day. That's apparently that's a metric system. That's wrong
[00:01:37] No, it seems to work well for me. What do you mean apparently it's wrong? They do over hydrate you piss out all your nutrients
[00:01:45] Didn't the lying fake news New York Times, but I drink one soul drinking water. I drink what I'm when I'm thirsty
[00:01:52] Just drink when you're thirsty. You don't need eight cups. Yeah, I will drink what I do
[00:01:56] You do you feel so much better when you have a whole I I feel I never go back out
[00:02:01] You know the essential the biggest essential bottles. Yeah, so I drink three of those a day
[00:02:06] Those are those are like a liter and a half. Yeah, so two of them is three and then three of them is 4.5
[00:02:14] Accentia. Yeah, what are you trying to do miss gender me? No, you're you also drink a sent you. Yeah, cuz I'm trying to
[00:02:28] For a while it was a elder drinks that water
[00:02:32] He loves that water Pete loves that water my friend Pete
[00:02:36] I mean sent you a picture of my penis. I say that every time I pull the bottle out of the
[00:02:40] Hey, essentially a picture of my penis and I didn't hear back. Can I get a
[00:02:46] Can I just tell me ballpark? What did you think?
[00:02:52] After a century the picture of my penis
[00:03:00] Funny response to a nude received with thanks received with thanks. What's your go-to response when you get a nude?
[00:03:19] Men to send this to a doctor no one's ever sent me nude so you're lying. No, never you're you're so
[00:03:27] Full of shit. So if you're out there and you're oh interesting
[00:03:30] Yeah, nice move. I respect it actually. Yeah, that's a classic stuff. I actually never in my life
[00:03:35] I've never gotten them either now that I remember I've gotten too many so
[00:03:40] Stop sending them to Adam start sending them to me
[00:03:43] On this beautiful Thanksgiving Eve. This is Wednesday. Wow Thanksgiving Eve. That's kind of the whole family's gone back together
[00:03:51] Things giving Eve is the tradition what I what I hear is the biggest bar night of the year
[00:03:55] Oh, you go back home. Go back home try and get pussy from the girl from high school. Yeah, she's married
[00:04:00] You're like, please the Nicholas Sparks kind of please I need this getting pussy on Thanksgiving by Nicholas Sparks. Yeah
[00:04:08] Have you ever gotten some hometown pussy on Thanksgiving Adam?
[00:04:12] Seems like a move. I never had a pussy relationship with the hometown. What's I'm saying you go back?
[00:04:18] Yeah, it's time to get pussy. No, no, I never I never went on pussy expeditions back home
[00:04:25] Yeah, I never honestly I've only gone out like on Thanksgiving Eve like maybe twice with the
[00:04:29] I was always doing shows. That's what I was. Mm-hmm. I always I was took as an opportunity to show us and see your friends
[00:04:35] I don't think I've ever gone home for Thanksgiving. If I go to Thanksgiving and go to my
[00:04:41] And a big house up in West Chester. Oh, that's nice. That's the spot
[00:04:46] Yeah, and when I I don't think I can do I might have to stop going why well because I have no self-control
[00:04:52] Same thing as this shit here, right and
[00:04:55] Like I don't know in the last a couple years on Thanksgiving. I can't help myself
[00:04:59] You just you do sniz with your family why I eat too much. Oh, yeah
[00:05:04] But the last last year I came his last year the year before that like someone made like my cousins like fiance
[00:05:09] made like salted caramel or like these candy pecans and
[00:05:13] I ate so many of them that I was like I mean I could feel like my blood sugar getting fucked up
[00:05:21] Like my joints hurt and I had hurt. Yeah, I was like I had trouble getting inflammation
[00:05:25] No, literally I was having like trouble thinking and my heart was like it was like
[00:05:29] You know when like your heart like it's bogged down. It's a great feeling beat and I still could not stop myself
[00:05:35] Yeah, it's like I don't like you're like thanks for calling crawling through the desert. Yeah
[00:05:40] Yeah, and you're just making it worse just eating sand. Yep. I'm drinking salt water on a lifeboat. Yeah, hell. Yeah
[00:05:46] No, dude, I love but that's what they see before you got a fucking stuff your shit
[00:05:50] I can't do it man. My literal even now just having like those pretzel
[00:05:54] Which I shouldn't have bought that's on me it is the peanut butter filled pretzel. I respect it though
[00:06:00] I'm getting chest pains and shit. Shout out to the big Y
[00:06:03] Yeah, and where are we great bearing to great bearing
[00:06:10] What does that mean the big Y I don't know what does any supermarket name me key food is a
[00:06:19] Giant you know I played see town. That's always funny to see
[00:06:30] But we had a nice little burger lunch here shot
[00:06:32] You know what and we'll say it kudos to Adam. Do you see Michael Jordan got arrested for child pornography? No, he didn't
[00:06:37] Yeah, I bought I heard the guy I heard somebody saying that yeah, really yeah
[00:06:42] I think I heard what kind of child pornography. I don't know I'm straight. I kind of my ear was burning
[00:06:47] Uh-huh, and then I you know I left you think it was Michael Jordan the best basketball player of the generation
[00:06:53] That's one of arguably all time. That's one of the words on the street
[00:06:55] That's really a question stop that no one asks after you hear the term child pornography
[00:07:00] You never be like oh is it two chicks or yeah?
[00:07:10] Like there's that norm joke where he's like you just it is funny to imagine child pornography
[00:07:15] And it's a little boy knocking on a door and he's got like a pizza
[00:07:20] It was like a little girl that's like our TV isn't working either. Yeah, he's like you gotta you gotta mess around with the wires
[00:07:38] This is a little hairless dick coming through a personal pan peaches driving driving like a power wheels around
[00:07:45] Your honor we were making cute porn. Yeah, it was cute for kids. What do you want these kids to jack off to full grown adults? Mm-hmm. No
[00:07:59] Technically every the director was 16. Mm-hmm. We had nothing. We just we were just the producers. Yeah, smash cost
[00:08:05] We only yeah, we're in smash cash bang trike bang tricycle. It's gotta be a little power. Yeah, you're right
[00:08:20] Want to get want to make some old lollipops
[00:08:23] Looks like you need a ride. That was like the ultimate toy dude. My shit got stolen
[00:08:28] I had one for three days. I would always see kids on Christmas. Just look looking at the window at these happy kids
[00:08:37] Yeah, dude, my damn. I want a car so bad. I had a red. I had the red fucking convertible, bro
[00:08:43] It was the best day of my life and it got stolen immediately my cousin
[00:08:47] I can my cousin Baltimore in like 19 so it's like Baltimore in 1996
[00:08:52] It was like Greek town was like dog shit before they came in and were just like all right. They stole kids toys
[00:08:57] They literally did but there was like a Greek this Greek this Greek guy was like the acting
[00:09:04] Commissioner for like six months. You're house. There's no garage or whatever. I've been here. Yeah
[00:09:08] Yeah, we have like a little show. Yeah. Yeah, and my dad just left it out for like
[00:09:15] So I was so fucking sad dude. I'm still actually I'm actually kind of like two weeks later
[00:09:20] You just see like a full-loop grown black man driving to work
[00:09:27] It's got license plates guy he's got Texas auction plates
[00:09:35] No, that was a fucking that was the fucking absolute Cadillac of
[00:09:39] Presence and then after that and then mine then and then one time my dad fucking
[00:09:44] He would get shit all the time randomly because he had he had like the big
[00:09:48] He had like a big warehouse where he did you know his car purchase workshop was gigantic. It was too big actually
[00:09:53] He's fucking stupid for keeping his overhead so high
[00:09:55] But people would like when they wanted to get rid of some just he was like a finished car picture, right?
[00:10:00] He do like cabinet trains. Do you cabinets? Yeah, yeah cabinets and table and whatever. Yeah, whatever
[00:10:05] But yeah, oh whatever you needed though, but yeah, he was he was I mean he's really good car
[00:10:12] So one time when people get rid of big things and they had nowhere to go
[00:10:16] They'd be like like a ping pong table or like they put it in the shop and one time you got a pac-man
[00:10:24] And it was like dude this rocks like yeah, I don't really fuck with arcade games
[00:10:28] The only one I would ever really want maybe is like time crisis 3 yeah
[00:10:32] But if I could have anyone just to have in my house is a Jurassic Park game a little curtain that you sit in
[00:10:37] Yeah, that's like the you get full immersive. You get pussy in there. Yeah, that's just awesome
[00:10:43] And and let's talk cabinets is like and I want to finish the story here about my dad and what a piece of shitty was
[00:10:48] So the pac-man thing and then why get home one day and I'm like
[00:10:52] Pac-man's gone and I'm like what happened. He's like always it's broken
[00:10:57] We're gonna take it to a guy to fix it. He lied and and
[00:11:01] And then he's like dude. We couldn't it would be too expensive and I got it
[00:11:04] I was like alright well sad but I was like okay, and then we go to his friend's house one time
[00:11:09] And he has it and it's just there and he clearly just like gave it to his friend or sold at the him or some shit
[00:11:15] Then it was and it was just like and I had to just look at it and be like are you fucking?
[00:11:19] You and he didn't even prepare me. It's clearly the same one and I'm just like the different of a kid
[00:11:25] He had a fucking older kid. He had like this big fat fucking like half American half
[00:11:33] Huh, what do you mean something going on just like a fucking he was a DDR?
[00:11:37] He wasn't autistic, but he was like a fucking like loser and he was like I was at the time me and my hold on now
[00:11:42] There's nothing wrong with I was ten and a loser good at DDR
[00:11:46] He was like he was like a competitive DDR like a fat man like a fat chubby like just fucking nerd who was he was on the
[00:11:53] He was on the cutting edge of that the bleeding edge of those guys
[00:11:56] Before he in fact he was the first time to be being fat DDR is a great cheap exercise
[00:12:04] He stayed fat the whole time did most of those guys. Yeah, yeah
[00:12:08] But anyway, this guy was like at the time maybe 14 or 16 and I was 10 and my brothers were eight
[00:12:14] It was like weird so much more in the Pac-Man range
[00:12:18] Enjoying it and my dad we would do that shit all the time
[00:12:20] He gave away a ping-pong table and we're like oh we loved me
[00:12:24] I was loved ping-pong. I would go it was like we would see my dad would go
[00:12:27] He had like an extra little zone of the shop and he just gave it to a friend. He was like
[00:12:31] He wanted male friend. He wanted adult male friends more than he wanted his sons to have a good time
[00:12:37] Yeah, he's trying to buy a he was a people pleaser for real my dad was like a fucking like a like a little kids like yeah
[00:12:45] But let's talk count fucking cabinets Jurassic Park awesome. Yeah Simpsons of course. Yeah
[00:12:52] The key I don't really like this is very easy
[00:13:07] Rampage was the diamond honestly time crisis time crisis was that any time I went to like a bowling alley in that time crisis
[00:13:14] Yeah, fuck yeah, yeah, I would like get into the story to
[00:13:18] Mm-hmm like mad dog kidnapped Rachel. Yeah. Yeah, that's all I really remember of it
[00:13:23] I was never good enough at those games. I would die immediately a time crisis is fucking bad
[00:13:28] The mechanics of it were great. They're like pedal to hide. Yeah, it was cool
[00:13:32] But I just suck dick at all games. It's not that's not my fucking cup of tea
[00:13:37] I don't think I was good at a single arcade game now to think about this recently played big buck on her
[00:13:47] I was bad at the little NES when you had the little duck the duck
[00:13:51] Yeah, you gotta be a quick draw. Yeah. Yeah, I would do the movie cowboy. You were saying right next to you
[00:13:57] You stand right at the TV. Yeah, you just hit it right in the fucking damn. We should go shoot guns this week
[00:14:03] I think I saw a gun in club somewhere here
[00:14:05] Yeah, but you have to be a member to shoot guns you might have they might do that thing where they make you join or something
[00:14:11] It was where I remember being Asheville, North Carolina like years ago and like I don't know what their law is or how it works
[00:14:21] So you have to like have a membership to a social club to drink at certain places in a hash film
[00:14:26] Yeah, it may have been because we were doing a show there or something
[00:14:29] But I remember I just remember that the place we went to like I had to have a member vouch for me
[00:14:34] It was like a fucking VFW. It's really yeah, there's no way it's every bore
[00:14:39] Yeah, fucking wild North Carolina rocks. Yeah, dude the fucking hills. Yeah
[00:14:45] Fucking the smoky hill knows that Tennessee. Yeah, that's how I say whatever dude who cares who gives a fuck fuck
[00:14:55] A little vinegary I think they got a little too big for their bridges and the span of two sentences
[00:15:02] Fuck them fuck Duke fuck Mike's you chef ski
[00:15:04] Fuck Petey Pablo. No, now you've gone to
[00:15:08] North Kekko Lackey North Carolina come on. I thought he was just naming places. I didn't realize it
[00:15:13] Take your shirt off. I thought he was like a Tampa guy
[00:15:15] Well, he's only saying North Carolina that song is not saying any other place. Let's see. Let's find out
[00:15:19] I believe he is from it would make a lot of sense to be
[00:15:24] So if he is then we Petey Pablo your exempt
[00:15:36] It's been like a halo cut. That's it's like is that the right color?
[00:15:46] There's blackland black black. That's what they should call Africa. They should call it black
[00:15:53] Because you got England right got fucking Italian land. Yep. You got Chinese place
[00:16:00] Black dude have Chinese place Chinese Chinese place
[00:16:06] Japan town and then out of nowhere we go Africa. That sounds nothing like
[00:16:16] They're on the right track. Yep. They're on the they're doing it right. They're close. There's one country
[00:16:24] It got the voir. Yeah, go to the voir sounds awesome. Yeah ivory coast is a fucking sick name
[00:16:33] You just feel like there's ivory every I kind of I'm gonna go I want to do a little Ghana trip
[00:16:40] Africa seems like it'd be awesome. Absolutely. I honestly really do like Nigerian people anytime. I meet them. Oh, they're really cool
[00:16:46] Yeah, yeah, dude. They got cool names. Yeah. Well, they're chill. They're very chill. They're very excited about everything
[00:16:53] Yeah, yeah, they're they're like they have that like kind of entrepreneurial love college. They love yeah
[00:17:00] But not education not in the way that like you know how like Persians are just they're really into fucking
[00:17:05] They're like, you know, I'm starting a fucking cell phone
[00:17:09] Black BMW yeah, they're annoying. There's a there's a Nigerians are like I have a new con that I'm doing. Yeah
[00:17:16] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know with quick start. Yeah, and it is a scam, but it is one you do with your friends. It is about friendship
[00:17:25] Whereas like yeah Persians and fucking they have that like just that Guido Greek Greek people have it too
[00:17:31] Where it's like they want to prove they're the best they're better than everybody. That's why they're doing it. Uh-huh
[00:17:35] Whereas Nigerian seem like they're doing it for the love of the game. Yeah, they're your capitalists. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely
[00:17:44] I wonder about some volume pure libertarians. Oh, yeah. Well pirates. Yeah, that's the most libertarian you can be as a pirate
[00:17:52] Yeah, it's like the crate the world is fucking there's no rules. So but a fucking go you're not living under a I'm gonna steal Tom Hanks's fucking estate
[00:18:02] You get pussy on you're an international water listen to me. I am infected. I am gay now. I
[00:18:08] Can't do it Tom Hanks, but he'd probably be like no, I'm gay knock knock. I'm gay. I'm gay
[00:18:15] I'm actually gay. Go back yourself. Go fuck you my ass
[00:18:38] I'm trying to jack off in here. I'm trying to jack off
[00:18:43] How does he talk I don't know this road to
[00:18:50] Of course, it's just he's proud of proud and loves
[00:18:54] First marriage no Chet Chet. Oh Chet Hanks. I think you meant Jettries. Do you remember Jett Travolta?
[00:19:01] He's not really oh no, you're right. He's read his kid the other kid is from a different marriage. You remember Jett Travolta
[00:19:05] I do remember he died on that island. He died from being
[00:19:44] Yeah, no, I think he loves him. You're a he's readers kid. So that means you know what I just realized this Chet is Greek. Oh
[00:19:51] Oh Chet's great readers Greek. So now you like him. I'm back in. Oh, I'd like to read her pussy
[00:19:57] You know, yeah, I'm like a book flip those lips like a book
[00:20:05] I'm sucking it would be cool if you could read a pussy and every page was a guy that's a lady fuck now
[00:20:10] That wouldn't be cool. We had like to know he'd like to know yeah
[00:20:14] You don't need to know and then the more pages the more guys she fucked so you know if she's you know
[00:20:20] Yeah, that's cool. I have nothing wrong with I if my balls got every time I fucked I got a wrinkle
[00:20:25] I would like that every time I fuck me in my cushy dreams Adam hit it
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[00:23:32] Yeah, then we started talking about CBD
[00:23:39] Anyway, I'm gonna say why you get that not just the pre-rolls
[00:23:43] Yeah, some people like to put it in the well like to mix and make a blend. Oh, that's right
[00:23:48] So what's supposed to do like cut down your like your regular?
[00:23:52] I will say no joke when I when I quit weed because I did because I was like I'm smoking too much weed
[00:24:00] Cab and Troy because we're near dispensary and we're gonna get bored. We're gonna start doing drugs
[00:24:06] Yeah, there's no cell phone service up here. So all you can do is get in like smoke weed and go to that burger place
[00:24:11] Yeah, which was good by the way it was good, but and we don't have cocaine this time, right? And we're gonna we're gonna go rewatch
[00:24:24] The James Bond movie which Adam now insists that he said oh, yeah
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[00:26:33] Oh, yeah, that's true. No, I was I said that Adam is bad. He said on this show that I made
[00:26:42] You see here's how we know he's lying because he's going back and he's clinging on to one thing
[00:26:48] He said which is you did say you got a motion
[00:26:49] I would I cry at the end of a movie that I didn't like because it was bad
[00:26:53] But it was the end of a no I was there it was the end of a chapter here and endings make you sad
[00:26:58] Okay, listen and any and that's reasonable by the way. Let me catch this dub. Goodbyes are sad
[00:27:03] Here's this here's here's what I said. We were saying goodbye
[00:27:06] I said that the I said that Daniel Craig I said that the
[00:27:12] Like sort of nod towards wokeness by hiring a black lady double seven fact fired
[00:27:18] Yes, because she was bad at her job and then had to give her a
[00:27:22] You have the confidence to do this after the the breakfast sandwich fiasco. No, I'm fine
[00:27:31] Fair we did bury the hatchet we buried the hatchet okay fine, then I don't know how you have the confidence
[00:27:37] Chaos yeah, yeah, there's a one he's a done
[00:27:40] Honestly, that one is that one is and you're you are so lucky it happened off the show
[00:27:46] You're supposed to be no we can't come on. It's too. It's too bad
[00:27:59] I can't have your whole body. It's that bad of a thing
[00:28:07] Flagellated for this in public and just remember this Adam. I will always
[00:28:11] To be honest with truth be told I wouldn't say anything right even if you said I'm not but I just so that
[00:28:32] You are lucky that didn't come anyway, yes
[00:28:34] I said everyone knows he's humiliating to my boys and not only boys and we're gonna keep it between the board
[00:28:40] Not only that but Adam's he said oh I did something so embarrassing I said it
[00:28:45] I know that hold on hold on and then it's a little bit of a mess said
[00:28:48] This is gonna be like one of those things where you can't it's embarrassing, but it's a breath
[00:28:52] It is embarrassing it is embarrassing objectively. It is also a brag. It is exactly what Nick said was gonna happen to a fucking tea
[00:28:59] Yeah, it was yeah, unbelievable actually I don't want to brag, but someone told me the other day
[00:29:04] Yeah, that if Patrisse O'Neal was alive. I'd be his favorite comedian. Yeah, then no it wasn't even like that
[00:29:09] It wasn't even like cuz you know, that's not even embarrassing. No, right. That's just a fucking gay thing
[00:29:14] You know, she should is like oh these like four girls
[00:29:19] And we got back to their place and I busted immediately right right right right right that is let down
[00:29:25] But you should see I mean Adam that is like Ray. Let's move on. You're so involved in yourself. You know what this is love
[00:29:34] You don't know what fucking shame is I listen Adam you got a deal on the table from the DA, but your conduct is making them rethink
[00:29:41] Okay, let's move on I'm taking the plea
[00:29:49] I'm the only thing keeping him from you
[00:29:57] Here's the reason here's the reason because I
[00:30:02] Will don't do it. That's why I don't do it. Don't do it. Don't call me on an edge dancer
[00:30:07] No, no because very often what you claim to do that and you just actually give it away
[00:30:16] The house up right now, we're gonna move on we're gonna hear me now
[00:30:19] Okay, it's the only reason I'm not the only reason I'm not saying anything
[00:30:23] Yeah, it's because I have the utmost faith in Adam that he will top that on the show. That's true that now
[00:30:28] He's leaving at some point. Where are you going?
[00:30:31] I'm fucking just doing nothing. He's literally doing nothing
[00:30:37] What is that it's a thermos full yeti bottle. Yeah
[00:30:42] That is nice, what'd you spend on that $150?
[00:30:44] I think it was $40. Yeah, and then it came with a form where they said you have to register it on their website
[00:30:50] I kind of wanted to get a lunchbox. I was you know
[00:30:53] Yeah, I needed a lunchbox and I went to Dick's Sporting Goods, and I looked at the Yeti lunchboxes
[00:30:58] $80 hysterical, and it's like what the fuck my dick is a fucking lunchbox. Yeah, I'll take I'll take a taste of cold taste out cold
[00:31:08] Mmm, that's a great bottle. It's a great bottle. I might have to get one honestly
[00:31:12] It's the best water ball of anyway, and the poor excuse me
[00:31:16] We're shitting on that excuse me don't and don't think that you got away from the James Bond conversation either
[00:31:24] I'll tell you that tried they tried to like can I tell you exactly try to appeal to wokeness and in a backfire?
[00:31:29] I'll tell you exactly what you said. Okay. What do I say what you said?
[00:31:33] This is exactly how what you said about the movie the opening was really good the opening is one of the quiet quiet
[00:31:41] Was good. Yes, you're on opening was good. Okay. I'm for I hold you in contempt
[00:31:45] You said the opening was good you said the end guy you emotional because it was the end of James Bond
[00:31:50] But that in the middle is quiet, but in the middle it was with the bad. No, that's what you said when we talked
[00:31:57] No, the Cuba and the forest thing were really sick the middle the two middle sections
[00:32:02] What basically what you saw you're completely and basically you said it was okay
[00:32:06] You did not say you loved it. You did not say you loved it
[00:32:09] Why would I lie about really like it cuz Nick says you lie about reading chaos
[00:32:17] It's not it. It's not it doesn't make it is a shitty beat read
[00:32:22] You know why Adam? You know people your friends with red
[00:32:25] You know why and because of that fucking thing about the scorpion and the fucking frog
[00:32:29] You're a scorpion motherfucker. It doesn't make any sense the scorpion killed himself. He stung the frog
[00:32:34] And that's you you're sure you fucking lie you lie for weird little reasons and that's one of the central things of your personality
[00:32:45] For and not for anything huge. That's the other thing
[00:32:48] It usually is something stupid and inconsequential, right because you're a good guy
[00:32:52] But you love to lie so you get it out of your system with things that don't matter that Joe Rogan's really into chaos
[00:32:58] And I didn't want him if he was listening to think that I didn't read yeah
[00:33:02] It's not even like a impressive dude honestly on the way up here is my I was like I told my
[00:33:16] And she's like you should listen to the audio book of chaos the way up that would be they give a book report
[00:33:21] That would be funny you should have done that
[00:33:24] Anyway for some reason it from since we lasted the episode you have upgraded your believe that I didn't like James Bond
[00:33:32] That you didn't you today you said you loved it as if it was a great movie from time from start
[00:33:38] No, I said I said that the two movies that I've seen at the theater bios are dune and James Bond
[00:33:43] I liked both of them a lot you said you love you said you know you're even now you're lying about the thing
[00:33:49] People say no see this is I mean incredible
[00:33:56] Because what you said was it was okay, and it was kind of shitty
[00:34:00] But whatever it had a couple good parts and you upgraded that to love at the burger place now
[00:34:05] You're trying to walk it back to like because like all closer by love is closer
[00:34:11] Having known you for you having known you for a decade now. I'm going back to love
[00:34:16] I can tell you I know that my head immediately. I heard that and I said
[00:34:22] Something's up. Yes, and I put metal bullshit on it
[00:34:27] I had the same reaction I was like something happened
[00:34:30] And then I put my mind immediately goes to which one of our friends that you respect more
[00:34:34] Yes, told you they love that there's really good you had the retcon
[00:34:39] First of all, then I will say this I was a respect and then I remember that are in this room
[00:34:46] The only person I know that said that they loved the movie was Sean
[00:34:50] And I'm sure told me you told me that you saw him this is good. This is a nice
[00:34:54] P's evidence. I didn't want to say hold on
[00:34:57] Because you claim you didn't know that guy
[00:34:59] I don't know the guy we're talking about here Sean your friend Sean you claim that you don't know that he said that
[00:35:04] So all we have to prove now is that Sean told him that it was all right now
[00:35:07] Let's get him on the wall and that will that will and you have hung yourself there. I'm happy
[00:35:12] This is gonna be a rare dub for me. I'll say this. I didn't think like Nick thought right Nick
[00:35:18] You were you're 100% correct about it. Oh, I know that's a good cop. That's all I am Nick is going back to good
[00:35:24] Cops go here's the thing. I'm a guy. Yeah, you're the good. You're the season detective. I'm you on the force
[00:35:31] Something went wrong. I was like no, that's not what you said. No, Nick is Denzel. I was confused
[00:35:36] Yeah, yeah, that's sure that's sure that is yeah, that is me Nick
[00:35:46] But there I loved you just absolutely look here's what I'm willing to bet my life on that I
[00:35:53] Upgraded your time that up known time to die since the time we talked I realized okay. I guarantee you did that
[00:36:01] Probably said I loved the burger place. I really had fun seeing it and I enjoyed going to see it
[00:36:07] And is that a modifier of love you? Sorry you keep shifting around
[00:36:22] Weird what is it weird that you love you because you didn't say you loved it. No, you said it was just okay
[00:36:29] There's a thing Adam you have to understand it was bad. I don't remember you don't have you don't have opinions
[00:36:36] You have you have aesthetic choices that you make that
[00:36:40] Reflect on you I play anytime you say you like or don't like something it has nothing to do with your emotional
[00:36:46] relation to the underlying thing. It only has to do with your emotional relationship to yourself
[00:36:50] Okay, so I can't watch for that all I can say I don't know
[00:36:55] It's maybe a hyperbus. No, you're a good person that cares about your friends. No, I'm a you have good
[00:37:01] You have good. I absorb you do absorb. You're definitely an absorber. I absorb
[00:37:06] Time after time don't let me go back to the case of O'Brien versus Friedland where you did it
[00:37:11] Here's the thing it is with the next episode Adam Adam I heard wrote Adam
[00:37:16] Genuinely Adam genuinely enjoys his life, so he doesn't need to enjoy it
[00:37:21] There's a lot of it's really that's not like a piece of art isn't gonna elevate him out of the doldrums
[00:37:26] That's come on you that's the you're you're in you're insulting and complimenting
[00:37:32] I think you're taking it. I think you're a little too extreme in your
[00:37:36] Interimally a single but I think you're on to something has any affect frankly no
[00:37:48] I think Nick is right three quarters of the time, so I'm gonna give you a more charitable reading on it
[00:37:56] You'll sit there you'll watch you'll sit there and watch like come and see and you'll think
[00:38:02] I'm gonna be a guy that likes this movie. What a beautiful day it is outside. Yeah
[00:38:06] I'm gonna go. I'm gonna have a piece of expensive toast that movie put me in a terrible mood. No, yes, it did
[00:38:13] It was it was it was fucking that's one of the heaviest movies I've ever seen that's what you texted everyone
[00:38:23] Let them know that you felt that way after watching the movie
[00:38:27] No, you probably during the first five minutes of the movie you started texting
[00:38:32] And a check a check box was no, you're right. You know it is. It's the way you used to do like
[00:38:38] Reading for like college class. We're like I need three things for discussion three things
[00:38:43] And I'm not gonna read the whole thing you read the intro the intro you just go to his random part you read the conclusion
[00:38:48] That's how you interact with art because everything is about the discussion that you're gonna have next time
[00:39:09] That's true there are a lot, but there's more that you like because of social pressure badass. It is cool
[00:39:15] Yeah, I guess a lot of use out of that thing
[00:39:20] String shoes. Oh, that's good for that. Yeah, I'm surprised because I don't even know what it is
[00:39:26] But it's had a lot of uses never actually the best kind of tool. Yeah, we can't exactly dude
[00:39:31] I've said it before in the show, but like a girl. I was dating got me a Swiss army knife years ago
[00:39:36] I was like what the fuck is it? Yeah? Yeah, you know, it's like you're checking out somewhere
[00:39:40] And you're like and I've now I have two of them. You're a Swiss army knife guy now. Yeah, I can't live without it
[00:39:46] He's how often I use this with these are two. Yeah, it's with army knife respect
[00:39:51] This is like a chisel thing. I think it's a screwdriver out. Let me see it's a flathead screwdriver
[00:39:58] Smart how did you get the legs on the TV by the way?
[00:40:00] I went into the family's garage and found a Phillips head screws ratcheting screwdriver very nicely done brother
[00:40:07] I love when it ratchets the ratchet fucking good. Yeah, you feel like you're a union man
[00:40:13] I feel what I you know what I I've never been able to find but is a tool in the movie
[00:40:19] Ghost dog way the samurai. Mm-hmm. He's got one of those screwdrivers because he steals a license plate
[00:40:24] Where it goes on the the screw and you just push it in and out and it like the oh, yeah lateral movement makes the things
[00:40:31] So you could just do it real quick and it just pulls the it steals a license my dad had one of those because he had all these fucking tools
[00:40:38] Yeah, I never see one it was fun to fuck around with the
[00:40:41] What's the advantage of that so you can steal license plate? It's faster and then tight squeeze
[00:40:47] Ratcheting squeeze if you can't like turn your shit push pushing is a lot easier than turning. Yeah, I guess so yeah
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[00:41:08] And maybe maybe it'll probably be linked you won't have it on next week's episode
[00:41:14] But maybe the week after the week after that you might hear about it. All right, so basically
[00:41:20] The URL is get super leaf comm slash that's an awesome place to start. So let's start off with the URL
[00:41:27] This is the super speciosa ad read. That's what it says at the top
[00:41:34] Pronouns best you're getting to honestly
[00:41:37] There's so far cuz I talked to this guy on the phone
[00:41:39] Recently and he was like yeah, we're launching a Delta 8 thing and he's like so what's Delta?
[00:41:44] I said well, it's beautiful. It's like a it's a legal type basically
[00:41:48] Because I know Delta no line. It's your Delta 8 or Delta Delta 8, but it's not like because Delta 9 is the one
[00:41:54] That's just weed and Delta 8 is the one that's I've taken Delta 8 editables. It's weed. Yeah, it's 100%
[00:42:00] We just it's just one little thing is different
[00:42:04] But you can buy it at bodegas and there was one when I was truly addicted to weed in early because I would like the
[00:42:10] Beginning part of the tour. I was just getting so fucked up
[00:42:12] I needed massive amounts of edibles to get me well super special as they told me they're changing the name of the company
[00:42:17] I still don't I still have no idea what the name of the company is
[00:42:22] It's not super special which honestly I kind of like cuz it's sort of like an anti branding sort of
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[00:42:32] It gives me like Asian market vibes. Yeah, where their companies. Yeah, super good time. Good luck LLC number one big stuff
[00:42:41] Happy dragon. Yep, and it's the same product and the next day you come back and it's completely different
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[00:42:56] Remember those and then you can click on those
[00:42:58] These be a thing websites that would be in web rings so the bottom of them you could hit next and we take it
[00:43:03] Yeah, completely different other links other like you would link to your friends. Yeah sister web to help your traffic
[00:43:09] That's when the internos fun. Yeah, no, I don't those days. It was fun. That's fun
[00:43:13] You just go to a new place. You don't even know what it is. Yeah, you remember what was the website?
[00:43:19] Who was like that where you just like hit a button and take you to ram website?
[00:43:22] I don't know. There's a I was not a I didn't have the internet back then
[00:43:27] Creative gives your whole body energy. This was like 2011 2012, but for some people it's like coffee for your cock
[00:43:35] Remember what kind of way what kind of websites we're trying to remember the name it was a website that like girls would use it
[00:43:40] Like you click the button. It would just take you to let me fuck stop calm. Yeah, it would just take you to random web stumble upon. Oh
[00:43:47] Yeah, I remember that. Oh, that was in the oh damn. You just fucking open something up in my mind
[00:43:54] That was the tumblr porn days. Yeah, where you would like jack off the mentally Brazilian women
[00:44:00] Tumbler calm or fuck. Yeah, black shit was everything was fuck. Yeah, something you can't you don't get that anymore
[00:44:06] I love that. That was a great time to tumblr
[00:44:09] Yeah, they took the porn off tumblr the porno dude. That was a fucking awesome era
[00:44:13] Oh, dude. You just transported me back in my house. We do this fucking gay ass read and let's fucking talk about jack
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[00:46:11] I'll this is Thanksgiving so I'm happy Thanksgiving. I'm gonna be in Los Angeles taping my special and I'm probably gonna have some LA area shows
[00:46:19] The specials probably sold out by now, but there's some LA area shows before and after that
[00:46:24] I'm also gonna tape a special that I didn't prepare for this at all special. That'd be good
[00:46:30] You should do the exact the first time you do standovers time and just tape it it would be fun
[00:46:36] Yeah, and it's called this can't be any shittier than anything all the you know
[00:46:41] Women the women are putting yeah, at least I'm not a woman
[00:46:54] Blinds this is this is just thing an old man. Yeah, and I was gonna say come see me in Boston December 9th through the 11th
[00:47:02] Oh, I might do a Baltimore warm-up show. Hopefully that's so
[00:47:05] But anyway MNT bank stadium, I just know a place that umor hooked up that I did a show one time
[00:47:13] And it was pretty good. What was place? I don't remember since some market somewhere. Oh, okay
[00:47:17] They have like a little side room. It's not like a good all more has real fun venues
[00:47:21] Yeah, but this is more like just like a room that we're gonna put a fucking speaker in yeah
[00:47:28] Nice place, but it's not it's like they usually do weddings and shit. What was the little nice?
[00:47:31] What was the theaters connected the club Charles fucking yellow sign. I love the other side
[00:47:36] That's what me and I did our show. Yeah, that was a lot of fun. I love doing that
[00:47:39] That was a great show, dude. Yeah, that was one of the my highlights in comedy doing that show. Yeah, dude yellow sign was fucking sick
[00:47:47] Yeah, damn. I just I hang at the bar after it was a that was a great show. Yeah, we would hang out
[00:47:53] It was a fucking awesome night John Waters would be in there. He's always a getting head. Yeah, he would be it from some hot young guy
[00:48:01] For not moving to New York like every other gay guy just holding it down in his small town little pencil gay guys
[00:48:07] Mm-hmm. Yeah, should I go back to Trump water state? Yeah, he's you can easily just move back and be a local celebrity
[00:48:13] You got enough money. You should buy like
[00:48:16] By one of those old theaters. Yeah, that would be sick and then just be a program it tap film festivals
[00:48:22] Yeah, also do you a monthly show there? Yeah weekly fucking who cares? Yeah, I really could that is how much
[00:48:28] Do you want I wonder if you could buy like the senator
[00:48:32] Sad I think it was sold the reason because it used to be like the lab centers. Yeah, that's true
[00:48:37] And so somebody must have bought it. Yeah, there's probably a theater, but that'll give you an idea of how much that shit costs
[00:48:49] I mean, I would buy yellow sign that we said it's too small. Oh boys. We got a rope swing at this place
[00:48:56] No, don't look at that. You guys want to
[00:49:01] Push me on the swing later. You wish come on
[00:49:04] Not gonna happen chief. Yeah, cuz the senator was renovated in probably like 10 years ago, right? Yeah
[00:49:12] Never mind. There's like two million probably what oh
[00:49:16] I guess they're unrelated owners buzz in Kathleen Q sack
[00:49:20] And so if it was John Q sack, he's he's blocked all of us
[00:49:24] Oh, dude this sucks. You know what would have been perfect what oh?
[00:49:30] It's the creative a lot. There was a porn theater that that's they got sold for 30 grand in Baltimore
[00:49:35] Yeah, that would be fucking sick to buy an old porn theater. Yeah, turn it into just like a sweet venue
[00:49:41] But no, I can't I love Baltimore, but I'm a fucking I'm a big city bastard. What can I say? I love New York?
[00:49:48] I'm a living Queens probably Portland has a real cool theater. Yeah, you remember that one Portland Oregon. Yeah Portland rocks, dude
[00:49:56] I think I think my boys gonna move back. I don't know to be a Portland for like four four times a month
[00:50:01] Hopefully yeah, I think Ian Carmel before he moved to LA
[00:50:04] They had a show with some theater in Portland that I remember going to once the Aladdin theater
[00:50:10] Maybe I can't remember but I remember being like this is fucking awesome
[00:50:13] Yeah, big old theater firehouse or something like that anyway who gives a fuck
[00:50:20] Yeah, dude, that's certainly that is one way my life could go and it would be awesome. Yeah, and also you're not that far from New York
[00:50:28] I just buy an awesome house in Baltimore. It's not that far as put three and a half hours
[00:50:32] The only problem is the taxes, right? Yeah, and the city tax are pretty high, but whatever I don't give a fuck
[00:50:38] Yeah, but you just I love paying for the Baltimore Police Department
[00:50:42] I love for some fat cocks are for Hartford County
[00:50:46] And does fucking hate crimes does I love that I get to pay my taxes. He makes $200,000 a year for some
[00:50:54] Yeah, dude cops make so much. I'm so fucking cops have such a yeah
[00:50:57] They make all their money and overtime they get overtime they get everything they fuck and they complain and they know
[00:51:03] This this shit the boulevard theater and waverly oh
[00:51:06] Yeah, it's a great is 33rd in green man. I love that place. Yeah that you could buy probably
[00:51:14] I probably could man and I like that area too
[00:51:17] But it's for yeah, I never mind this old for one point to okay. Never mind
[00:51:23] Cheaper than a one bedroom apartment in New York. No, it's not
[00:51:28] You get a one bedroom in Europe for cheaper than that
[00:51:31] But it's an apartment not a house like I could work we could buy an apartment right now
[00:51:35] But it's like who I don't want to buy an apartment. I want a house. Yeah
[00:51:40] I want to fucking I want a little garden dude. I'm a fucking immigrant. I just want to fucking yeah
[00:51:45] I want to be in a wife beater just washing my cement. Yeah, I don't want to be enough fucking you know
[00:51:50] Padding your padding your brow on the fourth story. Yeah with your hot wife
[00:51:55] Yeah, my wife too hot for putting linens on the on the line
[00:51:59] I need to go to Greece and find me a fucking you gotta get one of those bitch
[00:52:02] I do you got to get like the like the lady that Tony soprano imagine I
[00:52:08] Think that's I really do think I'm gonna go to Greece other European ideal woman
[00:52:12] I think we're wearing like a children's Halloween costume fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that was so awesome
[00:52:19] Yeah, what he's yeah. Oh, no, that's the lady in Italy. Yeah, that's the boss
[00:52:24] No, the woman he hallucinate. He thinks he has lunch. They get the call. Yeah, the kusamano's babysitter
[00:52:30] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she's a dental student from Italy
[00:52:35] I definitely do need me a bitch like that is per
[00:52:39] Anyway back to tumbler and jacking off to it
[00:52:43] F. Yeah, Brazilian girls was a favorite. I just want a modest family somewhere nice little house quiet. Okay, except problem
[00:52:50] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're clean you're clean and then you have like any a
[00:52:55] Back injury and you have a minor procedure and he's like I look just in case I'll give you some of these just going to dinner
[00:53:01] I whole family silent breeding pizza. I'm clearly on drugs and I'm like isn't this great
[00:53:10] Yeah, you hold your son's hand too hard. Yeah, I love you. So I'm just sweating. Yeah
[00:53:16] Just feel the sweat in my hands like just kind of it's got a tremor
[00:53:24] That would be awesome and they know I'm dying they just wanted to be over with yeah, they're just all biting their time
[00:53:29] There are a lot of guys like that. Yeah, it's it's very funny
[00:53:33] It's so funny. That's the thing. That's you know boomers don't really get credit
[00:53:37] But they really know how to just cruise through like a supposedly middle-class life just being fucking absolute tragedies and destroying everyone around them
[00:53:48] They're the best at it and they think they're so defiant just put on the yeah put on a happy face
[00:53:54] Because of what they did in college literally it doesn't even
[00:53:58] That shows you man you get pussy for like six months in the drugs
[00:54:02] Your life's they got pussy they were pussy did all acid and didn't get a haircut for a year
[00:54:10] We want Gen Xers all like did ecstasy and I gaze sex with each other. Yeah, literally nothing matters, right, right?
[00:54:16] Let's just make the best music they do have better me. Honestly now I'm sorry, but fuck the Beatles and the Rolling Stones
[00:54:36] I can't think boomers are so clear in my mind
[00:54:39] But it's like a genix person that we know that I would that I could like my friend Norman, you know
[00:54:44] Okay, literally every colder comedian your friends with Bobby those guys are gen X. Yeah, I guess you're right
[00:54:53] Yeah, if you're 50 you can yeah, it's also two it's one of those things where it's like what's a zoomer?
[00:54:58] That's a millennial you can sort of pick and also a lot of Gen X I pick zoomer a lot of Gen X
[00:55:03] I'm basically your dad you pick Gen X. Yeah, Adam your zoomer. You said a boomer. I'm a zoomer
[00:55:09] Yeah, I don't care. I don't care about shit dancing on TikTok
[00:55:14] I guess but you know it is a lot of Gen X people like culturally picked being boomers even though they're younger
[00:55:21] They're all listening like I mean a lot of them like listen to fucking you know the Beatles shit like Zephil that kind of shit
[00:55:27] Like I don't know. I think that there is a weird I
[00:55:30] Guess Gen X I think of his like I don't know
[00:55:33] Like you were saying one time Adam like guys with their Cox Pierce or whatever. Yeah, whether Jack
[00:55:38] Yeah, I'm having gay sex at raves. Yeah. Yeah, I think I think of them as pretty fucking losers
[00:55:43] When there was like was I was the older the people in that age group? I respect
[00:55:48] Culturally in the our boomers in the early 90s the Grateful Dead came back and they got huge like the biggest they ever got
[00:55:58] Also acid was introduced to clubs interesting acid house and ecstasy
[00:56:04] Hmm, and that's kind of there that was their moment early 90s with stock 94
[00:56:10] I was there would start before the rapes. Yeah, they were so they did Woodstock up until 99. No, they did
[00:56:20] Really there's a 94. Yeah, they brought it back for the what is that the 25th? Yeah
[00:56:26] Woodstock 94 I had no idea. Yeah with stock 94 was are you here about 99 forget about a thirst or whatever?
[00:56:32] Yeah, cuz the rapes in 99 really take the head the rates of 99
[00:56:37] Who's in Woodstock 94 now? I'm interested. Oh
[00:56:43] Baby second fucking pushing I was too young
[00:56:53] You were seven damn you're old you know, it was only five
[00:56:56] I remember having Jan ex babysitters and wanting to fuck them as a kid
[00:57:01] Don't you should have never heard of like teenage girls when we were just big ass tits and paraphernal?
[00:57:07] Yeah, flannel. Yeah, I was associated flannel with those we got the violent femme Cheryl Crow
[00:57:14] Blues traveler I think a fix twin that's sick
[00:57:20] Little Louie Vega. I know the fuck that is what's a good name Frankie bones DJ spooky
[00:57:30] Joe cocker cypress Hill Joe cocker came back cross be stills in Nash Melissa Etheridge nine inch nails metallic a arrow Smith goddamn
[00:57:39] It's a good salt and pepper. That's primus the band
[00:57:50] Aerosmith was in the original Woodstock to yeah, yeah, I don't know. Oh, they were at it. They went to it
[00:58:01] Yeah, and then Sunday the almond brothers band
[00:58:07] Bob Dylan your boy red hot chili peppers pour out for pyros everyone thinks he was at the first one or people think but he wasn't
[00:58:17] The Neville brothers Santana. Oh, yeah green day, dude
[00:58:23] Do you have the time to look at my little last dick Nick was at Woodstock 94 I was
[00:58:33] Yeah, were you you were the baby that they sucked off I was wait a minute
[00:58:41] Wait, I was just a little five-year-old guy you guys were six and seven
[00:58:52] The entire elementary now I wasn't fat then you had a special bus that took you to school
[00:58:56] I got fat on Sir truck. We've been over this
[00:58:58] I got fat in third grade when I realized you could get milk for free
[00:59:02] So I used my milk money to buy cupcakes. Yeah, that was the beginning of that's what didn't it was that's just smart
[00:59:09] It was smart. So you're just a smart. You're a fat cat. I was dude cutting deals
[00:59:16] Well, you got to take your call down. Yeah at one. What is we got 12?
[00:59:20] 1255 okay, we could do what listen we can one big riff we can spoil spoil the listeners for the next your minute this one
[00:59:29] One big riff or we could you I could keep reading off the Wikipedia with the who the hell was the horrible red and bocker
[00:59:35] This is just one of some airplane airplane
[00:59:39] Fucked around popcorn. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, this made a bunch of airplanes and he was like, you know what time to go to the movies bitch
[00:59:46] Yeah, get you pussy out. Mm-hmm. I'm gonna put some corn in it and see what happens. I
[00:59:51] Think that's where we was and then he fucked the bitch so hard the shit
[00:59:55] I'm sorry pop out turn into the king. Yeah, so he threw and he was
[01:00:07] Who was his brother? I don't know Frank Lloyd Wright
[01:00:11] He was making houses over red and bocker and frankly right in the airplanes. I didn't know the right brother
[01:00:17] Yep, yeah red and bikers a stage name. Yeah, yeah, he would go on stage and fuck pussy
[01:00:22] So good and turn into popcorn. He would throw unpopped curls in a girls pussy
[01:00:27] Fuck it so fast. It got so hot it pops. There is little style of popping that pussy
[01:00:31] Yeah, that's where popping the pussy comes from. Yeah, see popping you know what and there pussy popping