Cum Town | Regular | 12/08/2021
[00:00:00] check check check check check check check check check check triple double checks check
[00:00:06] out pictures of my penis check out my penis!
[00:00:10] just kidding please don't look it's a smile
[00:00:28] he's gonna have to answer to this listen don't tell anybody that's been really
[00:00:36] oh wow that is huge dude that's a huge fucking announcement you know it's funny
[00:00:44] the world it's like you know it's you know who owns the commissar who
[00:00:49] well you know who owns the commissar oh right right right originally it was
[00:00:53] the comedy se se L L E R interesting yeah they would sell yeah think just
[00:01:00] comedy or selling stuff or that's where the name came from is the comedy
[00:01:04] seller right they would sell stuff yeah about selling comedy because they love
[00:01:14] oh fuck it's a beautiful December crisp December day here is Adam is
[00:01:23] he is at the Monaco International Gay Sex Festival he had to go to the
[00:01:28] Monaco International Gay Sex Festival he's getting his ass fucked by the crown
[00:01:33] prince of I don't know what's still around we're some kingdoms do buy do buy
[00:01:40] Saudi Arabia Saudi Arabia Hungarian Hungarian Empire still exists I'm pretty
[00:01:45] sure yep Hungary has a king well that's the thing some people claim to be
[00:01:48] royalty but the shit's over but they still get to be royalty even though they
[00:01:52] don't get to they don't have to do shit that's true like we know about England
[00:01:55] and shit but even like little ass countries have some shit like that I
[00:01:58] feel like yeah some people are rocker fellers or Rothschilds and shit right
[00:02:02] yeah yeah wow I would like to get some Rothschild pussy you know who the
[00:02:09] fuck somebody married a Rothschild or that rap the fucking rapper J
[00:02:16] Electronica yeah everyone was always like where's the J electronic album and
[00:02:21] it was very highly weight sought after and waited on and it was like why isn't
[00:02:25] he releasing it and the answer is he knocked up of Rothschilds a Rothschild
[00:02:29] oh so he never had so he's like you never shit ever again yeah it's awesome so
[00:02:34] if you're some rich bitch that wants some fucking little some little fucking
[00:02:38] working-class blue collar uncircumcised cock up in you mmm giving you some
[00:02:43] little giving you some fucking half Greek gremlins in your pussy just live in
[00:02:48] the breakers mmm hmm I'll be sold at age mansion I'll be so fucking sick yeah
[00:02:54] but alas alas I have to start my kingdom you have to start your own become your
[00:03:01] own royalty I have to become my royalty no not loyalty yeah that's gay fellas
[00:03:08] the whole a planet full of fellas oh you so you're thinking we take over and
[00:03:13] terraforma planet yeah okay fellow former fella all right that would be kind of
[00:03:21] sick actually yeah and there's no whores allowed it's not that they're not allowed
[00:03:25] it's just there you know it's like we're gonna have to get pussy you got to
[00:03:28] figure out how to get there I'm not fucking I'm not telling you yeah exactly
[00:03:32] if you want make your own spaceship the problem is I don't actually know how to
[00:03:36] make a spaceship and from when I watched yeah we could figure it out but when
[00:03:40] you made breakfast today I did I had we had bacon you know we figured out I
[00:03:45] used a laundry machine did you I'd like to see a woman used to do any of that
[00:03:49] yeah I made breakfast used every dish yeah here get you as a complete mess I
[00:03:55] clean it up at some point maybe maybe not maybe not Adam found that screwdriver
[00:04:00] in the garage that's true he put the TV together he put the TV together I I
[00:04:07] feel you're good at what the basement is oh there's a basement yeah is there
[00:04:12] cool shit in there no it's kind of creepy oh but that's where I should have been
[00:04:16] sleeping down yeah he's got flee sleeping in the base trying to get tall for great
[00:04:21] on trying to try to have a big mutant turn into an injured turtle should we
[00:04:27] put an air mattress down there and tell Ian those are his chambers when he
[00:04:30] comes you take all those like the teenage media turtles and X-man and all
[00:04:33] those like genetic modification children shows is responsible for the identity
[00:04:39] crisis very interesting it's why people want to be dragons or yep they want to
[00:04:44] be mutants yeah I remember I wanted to fucking have some power it's funny
[00:04:48] because the real answer is everybody wants to be something other than
[00:04:51] themselves yeah and the more options you feel like you have the more wild it'll
[00:04:55] become yeah the more complex and shit our world gets yeah it is nice because it
[00:05:00] probably is putting a dent on the suicide numbers yeah you know if you could just
[00:05:05] convince yourself you're a fucking Tony the tiger or whatever furries 20 years
[00:05:10] ago you would have killed yourself you would have absolutely fuck why fucking
[00:05:13] hate me right and the option even then you could just like I could wear a dress
[00:05:17] that's not my vibe yeah kind of like a dress guy and then even then it's like
[00:05:22] you'd really get the fucking shit kicked out kind of the one to just be like a
[00:05:25] daddy tiger with a blue nose and the blue tip of my dick penis stuff it must
[00:05:33] be so it must feel so powerful to step into the furry suit if you're a furry
[00:05:38] you know I got I was looking at some it's because they make their own suits
[00:05:41] that's part right that's awesome can you imagine if you were trans and you had to
[00:05:45] do your own dick surgery that'd be awesome I would feel awesome but if you
[00:05:50] did it and it was awesome how good you'd feel about it's interesting because
[00:05:54] then the worst trans people would be in Brooklyn yeah because they don't have
[00:05:58] any skills yeah they're just fucking terrible at everything yeah it would be
[00:06:01] much it would be like a bunch of like zoom recording equipment taped to their
[00:06:07] be a two two H5's tape to make together to make a pussy yep and then
[00:06:12] reclaimed wood pubes a robo pussy sounds pretty cool though yeah big Edison light
[00:06:17] bulb clip and then they were and then they were a slack beanie and write a fixie
[00:06:24] or oh fuck dude you're not taking any fucking prisoners right now you're
[00:06:28] coming hot for hipster circuit 2006 yeah up till 2015 they just like evaporated
[00:06:36] overnight they did they'll became labor journalists yeah look craft beer guys
[00:06:41] became some of them even they're like they're just right about beer and like
[00:06:46] their mustache yep yep till 2016 and then overnight it was like to support the
[00:06:52] craft beer workers at the dog shithead brewery are unionizing fuck yeah fuck
[00:06:59] yeah collective action fuck yeah I didn't care about anything except what was
[00:07:06] happening in the mirror until four years ago and then I realized I could get
[00:07:10] pussy from 23 year olds if I pretended to care about labor issues I somehow
[00:07:14] started caring about things and became an even more self-centered piece of
[00:07:18] shit I don't know how that works by what what what magic that occur yeah dude
[00:07:26] where the fuck where are the fucking mom for insides ask motherfuckers and now
[00:07:32] do you yeah it's funny because they all can't be those guys I know we got money
[00:07:36] now it's like all you get money you get out of touch you stop caring about things
[00:07:40] and it's like I feel that's true about myself I used to think I used to think
[00:07:44] minimum wage you know the piece of raise that that's important health care is
[00:07:48] important and then now I don't really give that you're agnostic on the issue I
[00:07:53] don't care yeah right because it would be disingenuous if I did right now you
[00:07:57] care about more ps5 not you access I don't care about anything what's what's the
[00:08:03] what's the burning passion in your life right now don't have town going to a
[00:08:06] Perkins sometimes you know yeah I think about getting a dog a lot but what kind
[00:08:13] of dog I'd have to leave the city before I've been considered it yeah a border
[00:08:16] collie I'll be sick dude I mean I said a bunch of land like this just let the
[00:08:20] motherfucker run let it move that have the other dogs in the neighborhood come
[00:08:24] by and fuck your dog yeah you have a gay dog man the dog are both named
[00:08:27] Ernie he changed your name yeah and Ernie and by the way the other dogs would
[00:08:32] fuck your dog I'm you know what you're trying to throw salt on this dream
[00:08:37] line it's such a simple modest dream to have a border collie named Ernie and look
[00:08:43] I'm just saying Ernie would be the gay he'd be like the gay German Shepherd from
[00:08:47] dirty work do you remember yeah I you know I'm to truth be told I've been
[00:08:51] watched dirty work since I was like 12 I saw it like I watched it three times
[00:08:54] when after a norm norms tragic passing and I look at me what is that huh what
[00:09:00] is leukemia your fucking blood is all it's weird cuz that one's always weird to
[00:09:06] me because it's got a different name than other diseases yeah everything else is
[00:09:09] like HPV cancer cancer has got its own kind of cool name yeah but it's not you
[00:09:17] know it's there's like breast cancer prostate cancer there's leukemia which
[00:09:21] has got its own is there cock cancer because own yeah you can get cancer
[00:09:25] anything any cell can get fucked up that's what uh what's his name in Donnie
[00:09:32] Brasko Al Pacino I got cancer to prick oh he does I'm the only guy that's ever
[00:09:38] had it yeah what's his name lucky Lenny I don't fucking know Larry lucky Larry
[00:09:43] lucky Lucy lucky Larry on a lucky Larry on ahem
[00:09:47] yeah Nikki Luciano Licky Luciano whoa I'm trying to suck your fucking cock I'm
[00:09:53] not sucking it I'm just licking I'm like you know it doesn't go in your mouth
[00:09:56] it's not fucking gay I'm not a fucking googooch so I don't suck no fucking cock
[00:10:01] I look to see it Italian cold it's the Italian code of not being technically
[00:10:06] we lick it did the La Cosa the cocka sucracra I know fucking finook yeah I
[00:10:16] just lick the cock what are you cocksucker it's up to if you want to write
[00:10:21] into the show right yeah call in remember we used to say to call in yeah call in
[00:10:25] call in let us know what you're thinking we got a guy here online too right now
[00:10:30] oh really yeah let's see if I can I hello my name is hello there we go
[00:10:44] that's perfect that's telephone boys do you have is that one telephone because
[00:10:49] you can have that be the telephone we cut yeah my name is my name is Frank
[00:10:55] hello okay Frank what's up and okay really I am learning you have a question
[00:11:05] no you just wanted to talk to Nick well my question was
[00:11:12] where to piss you I thought you were gay I could have sworn you just said you were
[00:11:26] gay I got COVID not I heard that you can cure it by against pussy by getting
[00:11:30] pussy I got that yeah I got COVID that's awesome I got an equal oxygen
[00:11:35] bathroom that's all are you good are you a good shape tell you what the
[00:11:39] problem please are any please my friends we don't have podcast you have a podcast
[00:11:44] I have a podcast uh-huh it's called I don't know he gives a shit it's called
[00:11:53] I'm gay and I have COVID that's an awesome podcast title and you yeah I want to
[00:11:59] kill myself okay but I feel what go ahead you feel like what it would be at this
[00:12:05] point it would be you know kind it'd be pretty pathetic can we pathetic to
[00:12:11] kill yourself would I also have 32 Ernie I'm sorry that's another guy I know
[00:12:26] that's a different guy the only emotion I ever really have is like
[00:12:35] you know pretty pretty burned out on everything but maybe once every but
[00:12:41] there's a maybe three and a half second way though okay or like oh I'm gonna
[00:12:46] walk rewatch the Blair Witch Project okay and then that does it for you but
[00:12:52] then you never end up watching it never watch it but it goes right up that
[00:12:55] of it all and they're small pleasures in your life or any like what like
[00:13:01] fucking like a dark chocolate tumple around hey you know what fucking the
[00:13:10] sun is shining that's it maybe Sam the Metroid Prime on a switch
[00:13:15] I don't really know it for me how was just about Mario's something something
[00:13:20] kill time with okay let's I tell you why I'm gonna go okay Aaron and I'm gonna
[00:13:28] I'll give you I'll pitch on all look at the news how about is there I think
[00:13:33] there's actually another there's somewhere else yeah
[00:13:37] let's see here you do that move I think that that'll do it hello try now hi hi
[00:13:47] could you got hit hello am I on with the fellas I think so hello I don't really
[00:13:53] think I sound like I'm on the phone really I try I maybe we're getting closer
[00:14:01] you sound like you're on the phone now I don't think so about that yeah no no
[00:14:08] I'm just gonna know you sound I can hear you breathing pretty hard but I don't
[00:14:15] really feel like I'm on the phone I don't know I don't really know okay well
[00:14:19] I have I have a friend who can't really express himself unless he's doing
[00:14:25] characters and it's barely a character he's
[00:14:30] modulating his voice with his hat maybe the problem is he has nothing to express
[00:14:34] and I don't really know what to tell him maybe at some point yeah you should
[00:14:43] stop it's not a matter of expression it's just accepting that's how it's gonna
[00:14:47] be I think he should just success life is gay but yeah even the in the gayest
[00:14:53] life we got a pretty easy one that's and it makes it worse doesn't it I guess I
[00:14:59] could stop talking like this because it barely sounds like yeah it doesn't
[00:15:07] that is really good stuff man up there we go that is really fucking good stuff
[00:15:19] and like we said Adam is at the International Gay Sex Festival Monaco
[00:15:24] so Monaco you think that place is named after Monica friends yeah yeah I do and
[00:15:32] I think she's got a nice pussy by the way did Courtney Cox Courtney Cox no so
[00:15:39] she married David a weird name for a woman yeah absolutely I think it would be
[00:15:43] Courtney vaginas yeah exactly what's David Schwimmer's name David Pussies
[00:15:47] yeah David Schwimmer yeah no it's David I'm going swimming I'm going swimming
[00:15:52] that's when you ever you put a shirt on in the pool yeah I'm going swimming I'm
[00:15:58] going swimming but my my tinnies everyone can see them everyone can see my
[00:16:06] brows my my dance Rachel Rachel Rachel don't look at my tats could I have any
[00:16:20] more heart of a dick Joey show show me your penis I was in the pool I was
[00:16:26] wearing a shirt and everyone can still see my nipples
[00:16:30] dude I love that this story but Charlesville defended representing himself in
[00:16:37] court quoted mine comp yeah that's so focused and later use the N word during
[00:16:41] his opening state that just set the tone and I don't know what an opening
[00:16:45] statement is so the first thing that pops into my mind is like that but I
[00:16:50] blah blah blah blah blah blah just Star Wars about two years ago in the city
[00:16:59] in international parasite control the banks and yeah I respect that guy I've
[00:17:06] been like yeah I'm racist yeah we said Luke guy sucker before I don't think so
[00:17:10] but that's has something to it just ask for opening up guys gaga guys sucka
[00:17:17] you all to the shoot come to the straight side you have an ancient power
[00:17:22] anakin what's that you were born a slave but the truth is you're supposed to be
[00:17:30] a sex you're supposed to suck on magically good here try this giant cock
[00:17:36] that I have it's been the same joke for five years and the problem is it's a
[00:17:42] sholan but that'll keep being funny to me but in my personal life I won't stop
[00:17:48] doing this I'd like to think that I'm tired of it but the problem is you
[00:17:53] recorded and you realize you're getting more and more emotionally in the church
[00:17:57] you're right and there was a point where I was in probably my when I was 24 and I
[00:18:02] was like okay it's time to grow up and stop laughing and making this joke at
[00:18:07] same time you gotta get better at comedy but and then and then the world
[00:18:12] started making me rich for doing and then yes you make too much money and you
[00:18:17] just stay in a state of arrested development rapidly cycle between
[00:18:21] wanting to kill myself and wanting to know what's a bulbous cock looks like
[00:18:24] wanting to sucks a ball ball whoa look who came just in time to do his job what
[00:18:35] what do you think you're back for them my international gay sex festival in
[00:18:39] Monaco yeah we'll say that and we still have a fix the cable unfortunately
[00:18:46] yeah sorry folks next week no no it's fine we haven't fixed the cable but
[00:18:50] today's episode we promised the fans we said we were gonna do it for a while but
[00:18:53] today is the day we read Subaba's Wikipedia page and it's entirely you've
[00:19:03] been waiting for it some other fucking bulb a crafty vicious
[00:19:12] Doug's Subaba became one of the outer M's most successful pod racers oh that's
[00:19:17] who Subaba is yeah it sounds like you're gonna remember Subaba I do now yeah I'm
[00:19:23] going to win let me see your pussy let me fuck your ass and pussy fuck you
[00:19:30] Subaba so I'm Anakin guy sucker all right what's wrong he's gonna switch the
[00:19:40] cable fuck you fuck you Subaba fucking homo I've sucked my mom's pussy fuck you
[00:19:51] Subaba I'm a sex slave and you're a space
[00:19:54] there's some weird bug space and I'm a sex slave so who is Anakin's dead just a
[00:20:02] random guy Darth Vader dude no he is anakin guys I don't gaslight me who was
[00:20:10] the guy that came in his mom to make him do they ever get into that
[00:20:16] and a guy Walker father maybe Han Solo they really they have like five
[00:20:21] characters that all just are each other's fucking I know it's fucking stupid I
[00:20:25] can't believe they made that Daisy Ridley bitch the Emperor's daughter or
[00:20:28] whatever the fuck granddaughter mm-hmm although I would fuck Daisy Ridley I got
[00:20:33] a riddle my name is lazy didler yeah I have a riddle for her yeah what's sort
[00:20:39] of hard and five and a half in about to go in your mouth what's hard and soft
[00:20:47] and small yeah riddle me that day this things and then it's just like this
[00:20:57] message like what's hard and soft and small like Egyptian guy being like
[00:21:02] your dick and he's like no it's your dick the door's opening is I stopped at
[00:21:06] just pulling in it it's not my dick it's I have the different guy of a human
[00:21:18] dick I have a human dick I have a human dick in the sand you can't see it because
[00:21:23] it's in the sand so how's the show then so really good we got Luke Scott guy
[00:21:32] soccer the guy's got career took a couple phone calls to call um are you
[00:21:38] what I don't think gay guy yeah and it can skywalk is supposed to be Jesus
[00:21:42] no he's yet believe to have been conceived by the midi chlorians which
[00:21:47] are just it's like a parasite I see oh they never say and again skywalkers
[00:21:50] born to the slave schmees skywalkers me yeah from captain hook a guy can't
[00:21:58] keep a shirt my asshole is puckering for that alligator remember when he shaved
[00:22:07] the the birds ass instead of captain hook oh yeah I the first thing that popped
[00:22:14] in my mind was the Bob Hoskins of course of course you know you tell my thing
[00:22:18] plays baseball as a kid even now I was still I didn't believe it when my mom
[00:22:23] was like that's the guy from Roger Rabbit I was like no he isn't you fucking
[00:22:25] idiot it's me how dare you talk to her that way because I was a little kid and
[00:22:29] I thought I knew everything I as a child and even now I wanted the Jolly
[00:22:34] Roger captain hook ship it's good ship I would love to live on that ship you
[00:22:39] know what you would be a good captain hook yeah yeah yeah why not thanks can't
[00:22:44] you see him being captain hook Nick mm-hmm yeah of course being a little fucking
[00:22:49] weird gay villain yeah no but it's the time to tell people oh yeah fake drugs which
[00:22:56] one especially I don't know while you guys are looking up I think I have a
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[00:23:29] do you want to come that's also copying Nick because I believe he also went to a
[00:23:33] funeral in San Diego a couple years that is true that's weird for shit death
[00:23:37] comes in threes yeah do I know anyone in San Diego do you have an uncle there
[00:23:41] no but I have a friend uncles love dying in San Diego yeah we're wearing sunglasses
[00:23:46] on the back of their heads and then dying what is it about uncles all right so
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[00:27:54] Tottenham on the hot spurs yep more like the cold spurs more like the
[00:28:00] fucking losers they had a they had a Greek guy he's to play the one in B.I.C.O.S.
[00:28:04] Stélios was on the back of his jersey sick yeah they like Greek guys have their
[00:28:12] first names like we're Brazilian on the back of our jerseys kind of are the
[00:28:15] Brazilians of yours you're a viewer of yeah I would stop us on the back of a
[00:28:19] jersey would look sick they look better than how he is for sure that would be
[00:28:23] cool now I'm just looking pirate ships that's awesome dude I'm sorry that's
[00:28:28] okay dude I'm I missed the show no dude you your flight just got in my flight
[00:28:35] just yes from bit of Monaco from where yeah at the Grand Penne the Grand
[00:28:41] Penne Penne Penne Penne Penne Penne Salle well I was working I was working
[00:28:46] the festival I wasn't I didn't have actually a pass it was business not
[00:28:51] pleasure yeah I was an employee of the case expostable what was it this year
[00:28:56] because I know you started cleaning up the glory holes yes last year was a lot
[00:28:59] more menial labeler right this year I'm social media I'm doing some posts for
[00:29:05] them and I'm a greeter like a Walmart greeter I just try to get some of the
[00:29:10] top guys to your podcast yeah yeah I get I see them walk in I curtsy that's
[00:29:16] awesome yeah but you're doing like mostly content doing like man on the street
[00:29:21] interviews with the gay guys there yeah I've been doing a lot of and I think I
[00:29:25] think this is actually gonna blow up I'd like might have to yeah man on the
[00:29:28] ski man on the ski that's your ticket out bro I think that might be my ticket
[00:29:33] out man I do like all gas no brakes with the gay version yeah ski kid all
[00:29:38] at no lube all ass no no pussy no what's the deal with that all ass no pussy
[00:29:46] Adam's made on the street interview show I'm at the fulsome street
[00:29:53] conferences looking for gay guys looking for a guy we should do yeah we should do
[00:30:00] a thing called Billy on the ski and you can be Billy and your cum drunk mmm
[00:30:04] you know we just you've got we put fake come all of it maybe real come all of
[00:30:08] your face whatever you're comfortable with and then you just you're like I'm
[00:30:11] not even talking to New Yorkers and and then you just burp up like come all
[00:30:16] over the shirt yeah and you're like how do you feel about the ground zero mosque
[00:30:22] for one stop bring the fucking big cabs back what do you think this guy is in
[00:30:30] the inner poon job where you going Billy on the ski to everyone Billy on the
[00:30:35] ski and that way you have two very different projects that if one fails
[00:30:40] one will take on yeah I like to have my we're here in New York City trying
[00:30:51] all right I'm gonna try and suck the guys cocks I drank too much come but I
[00:30:56] guess as premise to show so we're talking lies that come giving you so
[00:31:03] dramatic yeah maybe you're straight Billy I pull a rod stewards before we got
[00:31:12] started today they got a three liter it come now dollars I thought I thought
[00:31:20] Bloomberg out the big server sizes yeah yeah I got a big golf
[00:31:24] full-com watching Billy on the ski with Adam Friedlin I'm Billy okay mr.
[00:31:32] whole all-car guy ha we like do your family the Civil War yeah I still think
[00:31:45] about that that's all right man yeah what's going on you okay did my
[00:31:52] breakfast and I was doing the character yeah
[00:31:57] it really seemed like you had come in your belly you see that movie that
[00:32:02] something feels real to you know when I read the script for Billy on the
[00:32:08] ski I looked over it I was dating Dennis Quaid at the time and you know I killed
[00:32:15] him Wow just by he'd been he'd been decomposing for weeks on the couch I
[00:32:19] didn't know that yeah I said this is it this is what's gonna bring you back to
[00:32:23] life and we can be in love again yeah and I proceeded to get regular drunk and
[00:32:29] then and drink a lot of cum yeah also on top of it to prepare for the rule and
[00:32:34] then I went back over to the couch and I realized it I had hallucinated the
[00:32:38] script there was no script there's no script there's no
[00:32:40] your relationship that was also and it was 2017 and you had killed a drifter
[00:32:46] and I did I killed a homeless guy and you kept calling him Dennis Quaid I kept
[00:32:50] calling him Dennis Quaid but I was picturing you know in dreams when you're
[00:32:53] like yeah oh that's Dennis Quaid but it was actually my cousin's fiance oh
[00:32:59] well it was just a homeless guy right how the end of where it's like three
[00:33:03] different things of course of course now your family's not talking to you and I
[00:33:06] didn't it wasn't I wasn't embarrassed by the murder or any of the other stuff but
[00:33:10] I accidentally called I raised my hand and called a mom oh that's weird yeah
[00:33:14] yeah it's like mom yeah like when you're at school yeah you call your teacher
[00:33:18] mom and yeah and then I woke up wow did I shit maybe this old dream or you were
[00:33:25] has it just begun right are you a butterfly dreaming of being a closeted
[00:33:31] podcaster or a podcaster dream closet a podcaster dreaming of being a butterfly
[00:33:36] hmm used to say chung soon we're having all the butterfly tramp stamp girls
[00:33:41] there's a lot there they're just like no they're like yelling they're yelling
[00:33:45] about vaccines at PTA meetings now they're good yeah yeah they're they're
[00:33:48] they're they're chunked up but they're getting their pussy stuffed still yeah
[00:33:51] yeah they're absolutely getting fucked in there cheating they're cheating or
[00:33:55] they're single moms and they're just having they're getting ran through yeah
[00:33:58] sure which is nice it's good to know they're considering starting and only
[00:34:02] fans oh but not sure if they're over the hill or not yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so
[00:34:07] they got to go a little bit more extreme just to drive the traffic they're
[00:34:10] thinking of when I was 16 a girl that was so hot when like we were 16 got that
[00:34:14] and just it's bit you know how to kid I think like two years later be great the
[00:34:18] video of like a it's all been downhill you busted when I was 16 I used to jack
[00:34:22] offs I still think I still think of the PTA meetings no to this girl that was hot
[00:34:26] tramp stamp when I grow she got it she got like an illegal tramp stamp before
[00:34:31] you were allowed to switch away to your 18 illegal tramps you should have called
[00:34:34] the police on I should have been better sent to the big house I should have been
[00:34:37] like listen there's a way we can stop this should have called the pennies on
[00:34:40] it yeah I should have sounds like you saw me off here in the rec center sounds
[00:34:45] like you did I dialed 5.5 1 1 I got an emergency report
[00:34:53] I don't want five you have to press five and six together really fast yeah same
[00:35:00] exact time and that's five point five I remember you could play hot corals
[00:35:03] bones with the button I remember that yeah I also early there's you a lot of
[00:35:09] that oh yeah like what's up you fucking yeah yeah that's a good one yeah oh yeah
[00:35:16] I forgot the physical sensation of the button that's why Nick lords over the
[00:35:23] board so you could have the buttons you need you could use the board if you
[00:35:28] know how to use it I don't want to say that because I want to use the board and
[00:35:32] by the way yes you do want to do it the way you just fucking said it implied
[00:35:36] I'm hogging the board once you come over here touch to all the fucking buttons
[00:35:39] you want power except the one you touch the room in the episode right
[00:35:52] okay it's nice to know the guitar if is there yeah it's a reminder of simpler
[00:36:03] we need a more sound effects yeah we need to plug in like a fucking 18 like
[00:36:16] something with 50 buttons I like that well I might just get a separate sound
[00:36:20] board the plugs into here perfect I like the going all analog I love that you
[00:36:24] know yeah fuck yeah dude pro analog yeah we should get just like the the mixing
[00:36:29] board from the from the Asia documentary the Steely Dan that'll be sick dude
[00:36:35] real professional setup we don't be bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing
[00:36:40] okay I am having a hard-ass dick yeah that'll be sick dude I want to what
[00:36:48] maybe we get the Arnold from e-bombs world sound board oh yeah who is your
[00:36:53] dad I'm a cop you will use your daddy and what does he do my brain is okay
[00:36:57] whatever that's a learning computer should we watch it down a source maker
[00:37:02] movie we should do let's watch true lies I haven't seen true eyes and forever I
[00:37:05] would watch a couple of lives ago but it's a very good movie what about last
[00:37:09] action here it's such I love that movie so much when I was a kid so did I I was
[00:37:13] like I hope that I hope that happens yeah I know I'm like I'm a movie becomes
[00:37:21] real and I'm any movie yeah I would take any movie yeah becomes real and I
[00:37:26] fucking made the movie mmm-hmm radio flyer I don't care yeah I'll be abused I
[00:37:30] want to be in the movie I would be abused yeah why don't we watch radio flyer I
[00:37:34] don't know what happens to that movie sounds bad it is let's watch one of those
[00:37:38] two movies now let's all masturbate the now together what's now it's about
[00:37:43] a mentally handicapped woman that is Angelina Jolie in that I don't remember I
[00:37:47] don't remember now I'm trying to think if you see her tits I honestly have not
[00:37:53] seen Nelson's I was like sounds like a hot name I would fuck somebody named now
[00:37:57] when she'll be foster plays like a mentally retarded woman oh damn she's
[00:38:01] like a feral child never mind I'm not interested in that yeah that's gonna be
[00:38:05] cut off in the modern world now is a wild child is lived here in time I think
[00:38:10] they showed me this in school where she when her mother dies she is found
[00:38:13] kindly by dr Jerome level who is fascinated by Nell in a language she
[00:38:19] has developed Lavell and the equally curious dr. Paula Olson eventually camp
[00:38:25] out near Nell's cabin slowly introducing her to larger world she's
[00:38:28] never Liam Neeson is in this as well I want to show you my penis I just
[00:38:35] know that I had a good guy sucker and I want to show it to you too now I want
[00:38:41] to have sex with you I've never had sex with a retard before
[00:38:56] that's it's making me hard it reminds me of the way my mother would speak
[00:39:01] English that's my language that's the ancient language
[00:39:19] I just she just said I feel so beautiful as I have sex with a retarded woman
[00:39:27] damn damn I just thought about angels ashes and how sad that's
[00:39:32] she's a challenge to be studied she's been completely isolated and let us pick up
[00:39:38] child disease you said she can talk you but it's some kind of language you're
[00:39:42] some kind of fucked up language yeah some kind of retard language she talks to
[00:39:47] me she asked me to fuck her a bunch of times I she gave me consent she was
[00:39:52] speaking a re-card the only one that knows the language though don't try and
[00:40:05] she wants to stay in the cabin and suck my day
[00:40:12] yeah I don't think everyone watch nail again I remember the movie is that good
[00:40:16] stuff I think you nailed it I think he nailed it
[00:40:34] let's start with my penis I've got an idea
[00:40:41] well you don't say you're right that's a good idea why don't we start with my
[00:40:47] penis you got a fucker she's got to be sexed into the real world it's like
[00:41:12] understand her world she helped them discover how to understand theirs god damn
[00:41:20] what a shit movie I mean I remember I saw it as a child I think it literally
[00:41:24] showed it to us you can see Jody Foster's like asked or something I remember it
[00:41:28] is a kid I mean I don't know what Jacking off is but one day I will I'm
[00:41:33] gonna come back to this it's a damn shame she doesn't go for fellas I try I
[00:41:39] remember you give me you give me ten minutes alone yeah I'll give her a talk
[00:41:42] I think I can get her change between I'm just gonna show up dressed like a
[00:41:47] lesbian I'm just gonna show up in a bullet shirt yeah I'm just gonna walk up
[00:41:50] during throw coming her face I'll be like remember from Silence of the Lambs
[00:41:54] big fan get the hell out of here yeah very funny
[00:42:01] rare for like maybe I will fuck your dick people do that to me all the time
[00:42:07] that would be so dude I would not like that Jody good to see you again
[00:42:16] I've got I've got to give for you Liam for the last time we're not doing your
[00:42:26] rewrites hold on this fucking this just this single shot of him like carrying
[00:42:33] her out of the hospital but it's him to
[00:42:39] well right here oh yeah he's just running out of the hospital looks like he's
[00:42:48] stroller no if I get on take it back to the pussy getting up
[00:42:55] fuck Liam motherfucking Neeson sexy guy oh absolutely with a fantastic yeah we
[00:43:07] got this I think a month and a half ago but it's got a really nice hard there's
[00:43:12] a callback to a month and a half ago and we all looked at his cock for about 10
[00:43:17] minute that gift is you know I was thinking you know I was thinking since
[00:43:23] when we get the boys here yeah maybe I should maybe that's a day I make a
[00:43:27] poor shoulder oh yeah it's got a Monday it's got a bit get a big fat pork
[00:43:32] shoulder goddamn it fucking you also want to talk about fucking God fuck yeah we
[00:43:37] want to talk about yeah it's fuck it's okay man fuck it's alright dude I was
[00:43:44] too busy out the woods that just means the episode is gonna end quicker yeah
[00:43:50] what do we do a wall around my cock what are we talking about cushy dream
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[00:44:18] I'm fucking I'm pissed off you even said that I shouldn't have even brought that
[00:44:23] to say gummies pathetic why the hell would I want to do that yeah what do you
[00:44:28] some fun what am I a baby with a fucking little baby cock babies penis what do
[00:44:33] I have a baby's penis what do I have a baby no I have a regular adult penis
[00:44:37] micro scenes impression a row of rice yeah I don't know if I just said that
[00:44:44] I don't know if her own knows he does it yeah maybe we should maybe mark that
[00:44:48] and just beep it out whatever he's a comedian he should okay we're all doing
[00:44:52] impressions but what about this did your dick just for it maybe it did maybe
[00:44:59] you put the mic down you think about your vagina no we talked about gay guys
[00:45:07] having sex missionary a couple we did not talk about some of it before to be able
[00:45:13] to know it was no it was I put it under my balls now it is it no that came out
[00:45:20] of your vagina no it would hit the chair that came right it bounced off the chair
[00:45:24] and it went into the mic that came right out of your back I don't have a pussy
[00:45:28] I have fat balls no let's get the pussy detector no you don't have a pussy
[00:45:34] detector no no no no no no no no no you're using the B button people can't
[00:45:42] even see you it's not a visual me come Nick is holding the microphone close to
[00:45:46] my dick which is a dick by the way and not a pussy let's get the dick at
[00:45:50] detector you don't have one of those no he's pointing it to my dick that's my
[00:45:55] dick that's my dick now it's on his dick and it's not making any noise
[00:46:03] yeah it's on my dick again so still on my dick still on my dick yeah you got
[00:46:10] me think about it you fucking piece of shit that was that was a good trick that
[00:46:15] was that was a real brain wars I felt like I was playing air hockey it was close
[00:46:20] though it was close you almost had me a little foosball
[00:46:23] koos ball what are you talking about because you dream dreams who I just got
[00:46:27] a second wind singing about Liam Neeson raping over tarda girl in the woods
[00:46:31] yeah something that's the kind of stuff that really adds a little like the the
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[00:46:41] yep thinking about some big dick racist Irish mongoloy rape in a different
[00:46:45] kind of retard in a cabin in North Carolina she deserves it because her
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[00:51:27] is in for 10 years and telling him these miss 10 years of his life and it's him
[00:51:31] crying and stuff oh wow fucking loser yeah I mean that seems pretty sad but
[00:51:46] more time oh yeah nailed to me little to I'm horny again looking for another
[00:51:52] retard trying to fuck again that was not in the movie hoping there's another
[00:51:59] feral woman he can flow just just Liam Mason looking up at like a like a
[00:52:03] some secluded island somewhere mm-hmm and there's just like like some pig me
[00:52:08] woman coming out of the woods with their breasts out and just he just
[00:52:11] smiles yeah you know forgotten land and he just throws it far away he's got a
[00:52:18] fishing hook he puts a sandwich on it he just toss it out yeah tries to get her
[00:52:22] to fucking bite 20th century Fox presents a story of getting pussy
[00:52:34] can you say penis she's holding his dick native woman's face penis can you
[00:52:46] say it this is how we communicate rubbing it on her face this means hello
[00:52:59] oh fuck is it just him yeah he's just on the island by himself he's got yet
[00:53:05] does he have a gun problem like a Palm Beach cruiser behind some 40 foot yacht
[00:53:11] this is the Irish goodbye New York New Jersey
[00:53:22] yeah you just come back to that island three years later so a bunch of half
[00:53:26] Irish yeah he's he's at like a deaf school in Martha's Vineyard he's got 90
[00:53:31] miles for me yeah he's just land he's knocking the just fucking the police
[00:53:40] chasing a new Liam these things to the shoreline did just running the shop
[00:53:46] slapping and yeah hurry we have to get to international law I have to get back to
[00:53:50] America before they connect so the night meet wherever this is like this is
[00:53:56] Massachusetts State Police you're on Long Island you take your vote from
[00:54:03] New Jersey to Long Island this is a Guatemalan immigrant speaking Spanish
[00:54:18] this is a Jones Beach I thought she was a retard I thought it was in a retarded
[00:54:30] jungle we're filming now to you it's kind of a passion project
[00:54:38] me is giving it over you I'm putting up the money myself and we're using real
[00:54:45] people factors we're sharing this much more guerrilla style and sex is real I
[00:54:52] just watched Brown Bunny for the first time and I thought if Vincent Gallo can
[00:54:57] get head on camera maybe I can fuck me fart on camera too it's so funny to
[00:55:02] imagine him raping people I don't know why him in particular it's well it's a
[00:55:13] movie you don't get it I'm not raping I guess you don't know about cinema well
[00:55:24] let me ask you this what if I told you it was for science somehow that that
[00:55:32] we're going to find out that a scientist was doing this that he made me do it to
[00:55:38] collect data the detectives like well did that happen maybe I'm gonna need to
[00:55:44] cut a deal first before I say anything else why don't you tell me a secret first
[00:55:51] okay well I framed nine Muslim guys for 9 11 sequels but that's pretty good
[00:56:03] that's that sounds awful it's a shame there's literally nothing anyone can do
[00:56:09] about it there will be any accountability that's right so we're even
[00:56:16] then right yeah I fucked a couple retards and not only will there would be
[00:56:19] any did was way worse any accountability in literally a year's time everyone will
[00:56:24] love me because I arrested some guy with a tiki torch at the camera who was also
[00:56:28] a retard by the way that I put up to it a different kind of retard difference so
[00:56:33] you'd say we both like fucking retards in the house I guess I guess when you put
[00:56:38] that away for you and I Liam Neeson exonerated oh I see I see here damn what's
[00:56:47] up girl damn we took the collar off her I see walks all the way from New York
[00:56:52] damn dude I see hasn't been on the podcast for years dogs always look
[00:56:56] better without a collar yeah they look naked it is weird how much that changes
[00:57:01] dogs appearance yeah yeah she looks more like an animal she got the titties out
[00:57:08] she's topless she's such a dumb bitch the dog yeah what's up with the mice in
[00:57:14] your apartment are they gone is that going on just left that perfect timing
[00:57:19] the leave leave my apartment yeah you're gonna get back and it's gonna be fixed
[00:57:24] yeah or it's gonna be like cheese palaces there apartment it's gonna be like
[00:57:28] literally Chuck E. Cheese will be in the apartment yeah electronic band they'll
[00:57:33] love to be involved to be huge you should call your landlord I have plenty of
[00:57:37] times what do you say first of all don't assume it's a he yeah okay is it he no
[00:57:44] it's a big her dad actually yeah there's a lot of Australian land really yeah
[00:57:53] fuck yeah fuck them we should take it back how dare they yeah that's our shit yeah
[00:58:00] if we is it because you know I know it's probably bad to call like I in
[00:58:03] that sound like it's under the one Australians though you're good yeah that's
[00:58:08] what I mean if it's a white person yeah yeah if I get some Australians visa
[00:58:12] taken away they get their building yeah is that xenophobic no no Australians
[00:58:17] yeah I want to send ice to dude shut down what the hell is where the xenophones
[00:58:23] mean like homophobic but for lesbians yeah that's true for warrior princesses
[00:58:30] yeah hello Isis do you want to bark on the on the fucking show come here Isis
[00:58:38] come here she looks happy she does she's good she's nude yeah she's naked she's
[00:58:52] that's cool you got a good one got a sniff we got a dresser up for Halloween
[00:58:58] tonight oh yeah well it's December I mean get a little butterfly wings it's
[00:59:02] also Halloween tomorrow Halloween December I want to put a bell on her so she
[00:59:07] could be a cow she does look like a cow she's got a cow especially without the
[00:59:11] collar yeah you can see the demarcation between her different and her and they
[00:59:15] put away from the power yeah don't ruin the episode Isis in fact let's just
[00:59:21] end it now well hold on hold on we don't want to okay I mean I guess just this