Cum Town | Regular | 12/29/2021
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[00:00:37] It's Christmas whenever the fuck day it is right now. It's it's saying a clause day as it's known in Canada
[00:00:43] I'll tell you right the fuck now. Yeah, I think it's all right. I think it's already been Christmas
[00:00:47] What's boxing day? I think it's a 29th. Let's see put you in boxes. Yeah, what's that holiday for fucking cats?
[00:00:54] You get a Canadian guy fucking sick. They sit around a bunch of Canadians acting like fucking feel I'm in Lee feline
[00:01:01] That's right. This ain't ancient. He's like oh, is that a cardboard box?
[00:01:05] Yeah, we all go in there and piss out of my vagina
[00:01:07] Let's steam come out of my vagina so people know who's boxing exactly and for boxing day
[00:01:12] You tape your little penis to the middle of your ball sack
[00:01:15] So it looks like a box and you piss down it down the middle like this pussy cheeks. Yeah
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[00:03:34] I would love to have the name beer of gyrland. It is guy because they are on some gay shit over there
[00:03:41] I can't hire you can't hear yourself. No, it's just not I sound kind of fuzzy or something regular in my headphones. All right
[00:03:52] Last year the year we're lurching towards the end. Yeah, I always enjoyed it be in the and with the come boys in the
[00:03:58] Come house. That's right. Come together at the end of the year. Oh, you gotta come to all of these words
[00:04:02] Second second second year of doing this is art and there's no end in sight. Well. Yeah, we've decided we're gonna just start taking vacations
[00:04:09] Yeah, this podcast recording. We wanted to be the last year. Yeah, we're done. We only move on to literally nothing
[00:04:16] Yeah, we just want to get a head start on quitting and yeah
[00:04:26] Blow all the money out of vacations and then just I think it'd be really funny if this show is making like just doing dog shit
[00:04:35] No, and you should do I stopped doing it and we've been there's like
[00:04:41] You guys should book passage to like Liverpool and the UK on like the Queen Mary
[00:04:46] Yeah, I've heard a whole bunch of episodes about the week-long crossing of the Atlantic. Wow. That's how long it takes. Yeah. Yeah, dude
[00:04:53] Who the fuck would go by boat? Well, I mean, it's like super luxurious. That's actually yeah
[00:04:57] Yeah, it's like it's a coincidence. You're treating like oil guys. Just I was talking about pirate ships several weeks ago
[00:05:02] You were oh, yeah, and I said in October. Yeah, we should have a dueling or way. It was castles. Yeah
[00:05:10] But that's like a pirate ship. It's a pirate ship that doesn't go anywhere
[00:05:21] I like the I like the spaceship Legos a lot cuz you know, it's like sort of a bro
[00:05:25] That a lot of it's a lot of that shit's translucent
[00:05:28] That's the little castle though the castle and the pirate ship are fucking awesome
[00:05:32] But my thing of Legos, there's like a different type of guy well you like that castle thing and there's well
[00:05:38] You could be thinking of play mobile. Maybe there's a play mobile castle was so fucking sick
[00:05:43] Playmobiles gay cuz you don't make anything. Okay, that's really good. Let me make sure up
[00:05:47] Let me make sure what I'm thinking is in the play mobile because I'm about to be pissed off if it is
[00:05:52] Stop playing those for mentally retarded. Hey mobile pirate
[00:05:56] Saying that I think that was part of a bill. It was like Scandinavian. They're like God
[00:06:04] Slower little boy needs a he can't do the Legos
[00:06:12] Hell yeah, no, it's a play mobile. Yeah, you're thinking of the game and that shit is cool
[00:06:17] I'm not a fucking nerd that needs to do homework to have fun. What do you mean?
[00:06:22] Building his homework. It's a type of home world. It's a firing your imagination. It's it's it's mail. That's why you have a female
[00:06:28] Behind I don't know. I think I'm a man that enjoys pleasure and I don't want to fucking have to jump through hoops to get to it
[00:06:34] Even as a youth I knew that nagging at your boyfriend. No, it's not pleasurable
[00:06:38] If you had said suck it is gorgeous golden brown cock
[00:06:42] Yeah, I've been thinking about this one lights
[00:06:50] One you know, I didn't mean the girl one you know, I'm at the one for guys
[00:06:55] I so I just search play mobile with the images and that's what comes up. No first result. This is fucked up
[00:07:00] This is me. This is the media. Yeah, that stops phone
[00:07:03] To us all the other time this is next. Here's you on your little ladder. I can't see playing with your dolls
[00:07:12] I like the gray silver fucking boys one dude, and you know what?
[00:07:16] I don't even give a fuck because this happens to me all the time. Mm-hmm
[00:07:19] I am exonerated by history. No, no by the audience because right now we're in a little closed loop system
[00:07:25] Right? Yeah, and it's just you motherfuckers and Europeans versus me
[00:07:28] But I got the people so you go like you go like running to them
[00:07:32] You're like they I can't believe no, I'm just saying on a day like math
[00:07:36] I was the only one with the mean and the average was on the castle the play mobile castle
[00:07:43] Not that what I already said it's not that
[00:07:49] It's a real you can you can braid your hair and put it out the window wait for a brave night to climb up and rescue you guys
[00:07:59] Check this fucking awesome shit out and maybe he puts the play mode
[00:08:04] I don't put the play mode bill guy of mine
[00:08:08] No, you would stick eight Lego men together by their head to make a human centipede
[00:08:14] See that's the kind of gasey you can get up to with Legos. I don't even I don't feel they need to play God on such a molecular
[00:08:20] Level I like to fucking move with the guys around fight fight each other. I don't have to create them
[00:08:26] Yeah, you know I'm saying yeah, so anyway, I just like to have a good time fight about what who has more boyfriends
[00:08:34] Not at all who's the most popular stops childhood fans
[00:08:38] Okay, you just keep picking ones with girls and made it for girls
[00:08:41] And I'm not even sure it was playing mobile
[00:08:43] But I know there was a castle I used to fucking play with that was fucking sick of shit. Uh-huh
[00:08:48] Maybe it was play mobile girl. I never had play mobile girl. We're gonna search play mobile girl
[00:08:52] We'll be playing mobile pirate hold on stop. Why did you have Legos like every other boy? I had Legos, too
[00:08:59] But uh-uh looks what look here more stuff
[00:09:02] That's so fucking weird more stuff toys
[00:09:07] Fairyland Yorkie feet. Oh, no, you're honestly misrepresenting me in a major way right now
[00:09:15] Stop got the Greek immigrant American girl
[00:09:17] Yeah, it's also I got the name I got and Reka
[00:09:21] Wow off the marshmallow man. That's actually I did other state of marshmallow man is again. Thank you. Well, yeah the toy
[00:09:27] What was it was a good part of the ghost busters actually here like squishy or what? Oh, yeah, I was like I certainly like big
[00:09:35] Yeah, I was came with the axe figure, but it was a little yeah a little bit bigger had some squish to it
[00:09:39] Okay, that's cool. I think that's cool. Will
[00:09:43] Thank you to I'm gonna now. We're gonna see maybe my shit was Fisher price
[00:09:48] Here we go. I put in gay toys and here's some more stuff. That's not shit that I'm interested in so I don't know what we're having this discussion
[00:10:00] I think that's a nice action off. I don't know you put your cock in it is actually the auto blog it looks 10 best gay sex toys and
[00:10:15] Yeah, why are gay guys even anything gay about that? It just seems like a like I would like an auto blood
[00:10:21] That will pull your why is that a gay guy?
[00:10:23] I'm auto blow because it makes it sound like you know like something that Chrysler invented in
[00:10:33] It's Robert McNamara when he was an executive at Ford three auto blow
[00:10:39] Condition it was between the internal circulation and auto blow it sucks your dick
[00:10:43] I'd be so fucking while you pay Elon. How about you get on that shit?
[00:10:47] You're a fucking piece of shit Elon boss. He makes cars. It's suck your day
[00:10:50] Yeah, and then I'd be behind him. Yeah, but not right now. He's a fucking bitch as far as I'm concerned
[00:11:03] We've had that we've had the full cabin experience my body hurts. Yeah, I've had too much salt. I've had yeah my far-smelled
[00:11:10] Horrible, yeah, what is your body hurt would you describe me as a smooth operator?
[00:11:17] In what instant in one situation. Yeah, I guess I'm just trying to figure out that songs about me. It's about you. Yeah
[00:11:22] I was gonna saw the song. Yeah, I know that's about my dick. No, I think it's about me
[00:11:26] I just remember that's the shot a songs about my dick
[00:11:29] Uh-huh cuz you know how I'm on circumcised it's smoother and it doesn't go back
[00:11:34] So I have a full smooth cock. Yeah, the whole cock is smooth
[00:11:37] It's just a little bit of head at the top. We say goodbye to you today. I was talking about
[00:11:41] He's like yeah, thanks for having me. It's great time people love when I'm on. Yeah, he was saying that he was like
[00:11:52] Yeah, you can't build the enough too much. Yeah
[00:11:56] Yeah, I remember thinking like I was like Legos himself. Yeah, you build him up too much and then you have to put him up
[00:12:07] Yeah, the fans are already aware that I lost the game of battleship the end. Yeah, that's pathetic
[00:12:13] We mentioned that we wanted to protect here. We got a lot of experience with sailors. Yeah
[00:12:25] In the 90s 80s 90s when crazy with board games and said a lot of equipment
[00:12:32] They had sweet commercials though. Don't wake down. It's like a it's like a week daddy was it's like a really longer version of tic-tac
[00:12:38] Tell like that's all it is and you just go back and forth and it's just it's essentially you're just guessing
[00:12:44] Yeah, but they had sweet commercials. Yeah, the commercials were look like it made it seem like you were blowing shit
[00:12:50] I'm fighting the battle of midway or something. You just sunk the US, Arizona the coolest commercial was the crossfire. Yeah, yeah
[00:13:03] Interracial friend, I don't know. I have no idea what the game is. It's like you shoot ball bearings in each other
[00:13:14] Cool, it's fire. No, that song was fucking sick. Yeah
[00:13:17] Damn. Yeah, yeah, I never played the game. Oh, here we go play mobile special plus for the extra retarded
[00:13:24] That's not the kind of shit. I was into it's a horse. It's I'm playing a little black horse girl
[00:13:29] I already said I was a fish. I think I was a Fisher price kid when we're talking
[00:13:39] But the point is you can all three I was on the impression that play mobile was like Scandinavia
[00:13:45] Oh, so I'm being fucking attacked yet again for that being a fucking international guy. Yeah
[00:13:50] I'm cultured what kind of toys were popular increase like mud and stuff relax
[00:14:00] South Africa's all just wire sculptures of like a guy playing soccer motorcycle. Yeah, that's cool
[00:14:08] Yeah, what we do have some of those wire sculptures. No, you do. Yeah, I got my finger on the pulse. Yeah
[00:14:14] Yeah, a wire motorcycle that my grandma's brought me and don't you ever
[00:14:18] Disrespect me and blunt me with Albania. Oh, yeah, that's the kind of shit toys. They had that's what I already told you motherfuckers
[00:14:25] I had the electric shit that got stolen. Oh, yeah, I had a better toy than all you fuckers
[00:14:29] Maybe I never give her the electric car. No, he's a city kid though. He's he's no to parking
[00:14:40] wheelchair, I was fucking five years old. Yeah, I wasn't fat until we've been over this
[00:14:45] Wasn't fat to be stolen. He didn't understand that the breathing tube was in the straw
[00:14:50] I don't need I don't need to be to now sucks. Why would I've needed when I was five? You don't need a breathing
[00:14:55] I'm breathing right in the room right now and I can get the breathing that's at night when I drive my fucking car
[00:15:01] I'm wide awake. I don't need a fucking thing. You're supposed to wear your seat cap in the car. Yeah, we're driving just in case I
[00:15:09] And I was very healthy as a youth. Thank you very much. I was a cute little picture of health, but you know
[00:15:24] Those kids don't count they shouldn't make toys for those kids. Yeah, they don't get toys. Yeah, they're kind of souring my friend Nate
[00:15:31] Well, they're already meeting like you know musicians and basketball players. Yeah, my friend
[00:15:35] Fucking porn star remember the bat kid at least Ann's tits rather than their face
[00:15:40] Make a wishes the coolest in the world remember the bat kid remember when that was how things were
[00:15:46] Oh, yeah, I'm gonna treat it like Batman or see I guarantee you a bad kid happen now people be like oh cuz he's white
[00:15:52] Yeah, maybe that's right neck. What was what it was tweets look like. Yeah, let's go. Let's find the back
[00:16:02] He's got a tic-tac where he calls the Joker the N word. Mm-hmm. It's like he's got to go bat kid five years later
[00:16:08] Myles Scott is cancer free. Oh, how long they're fuck
[00:16:15] This is a fairish bueller situation. He got the whole city to throw a parade for him. Yeah, my friend Nate
[00:16:21] Had when he was a little kid he had ball cancer. They chopped his shit off Lance Armstrong. He had that as a kid
[00:16:31] He was just a little fucking chubby Jew 10 year old
[00:16:34] But yeah, and he asked for like he was like I want he was like do you want to make it
[00:16:39] Like what do you want your makeup wish to be and he was like can I just get like a full recording studio and they literally eat
[00:16:45] They literally he played guitar they get him a sick new guitar
[00:16:48] And they got him like a little recording studio in his parents basement
[00:16:50] Wow, I think that my hair bag recording smart like private recording studio the thing that do you remember in Gawker like profile that guy on death row?
[00:16:57] Like 10 years ago, and he was like, you know
[00:17:02] He's like I'm a human being they like humanize this guy on death row and
[00:17:06] Everyone was like calling for his like his case did be looked at it
[00:17:10] Oh, yeah, and then only after this is go only after they published a thing like the brother of the guy
[00:17:16] He like viciously murdered was like yeah
[00:17:19] My my brother was letting him like record music for free in his studio and when they slit my brother's throat Jesus Christ
[00:17:26] Still speakers out of the god damn out of the recording studio. Well, I'd be like wow maybe some of the people in death row are bad
[00:17:35] You believe in the death penalty no I don't know
[00:17:38] But are you also shouldn't like the argument against the death penalty isn't that everyone on death row is innocent?
[00:17:43] It's that it's fucking barbaric. Yeah. Yeah
[00:17:46] But they were we're making that argument. They were just saying he's a good guy
[00:17:49] Yeah, but I even then it's you the problem is you run into exactly that trap
[00:17:54] Right you shouldn't look at the fucking crimes at all you should say on principle. You shouldn't fucking execute anybody. Yeah, right?
[00:18:01] That's true because there's always gonna there's always gonna be an instance somebody will come up with a crime
[00:18:06] Then on an emotional level will justify the death penalty for sure
[00:18:09] You just have to just be convicted about it and say no death penalty. That's yeah same. I agree dude
[00:18:19] Really let me go to Texas just fucking shoot a bunch of guys that can't read in the head
[00:18:28] Biring swab a bunch of guys that got you like Utah see that I see personally I'm against the death penalty
[00:18:34] But I would use any crime I would want to death
[00:18:41] By firing I open somebody's mail fucking against the wall. I would love that
[00:18:46] As long as they still do this cigarette yeah
[00:18:49] But you go with a blindfold or just a cigarette blindfold for sure
[00:19:01] And then they all shoot they miss or did you scream? I'm gay
[00:19:05] Yeah, what if you said a really funny joke, you know make a crack the joke like crack up
[00:19:10] Well or like Tim Allen apparently that's how you gonna all right. Yeah, we avoided rape in prison is by doing elmer
[00:19:23] Which I only read on a forum like if sounds right ago run with it. Yeah, you know what I read on a forum
[00:19:29] No, you didn't I didn't whatever whatever you're about to say you didn't
[00:19:34] Well, it's you know, what I read on a forum is that you should buy
[00:19:39] Either dick pills. Oh, yeah, you're absolutely right, but that's more that's more of a 15 seconds from now
[00:19:46] Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm just trying to keep us in line. You know
[00:19:52] And I also read your dick was small by the way
[00:19:56] The beep of truth we just had it installed
[00:19:59] It's different than the end word be truth the beep the beep of truth
[00:20:09] Actually, no, we have another ten minutes really this is a very rare instance in which
[00:20:15] We only have one friend this week the one friend dude that I read about on a forum
[00:20:19] Yeah, that's all right. We got heart dick William check this smooth up. I'm not a you are smooth
[00:20:23] And I'm a pretty smooth guy myself. Yeah, you look like a four-year-old girl. Yeah, I don't know
[00:20:28] Make him I don't naturally produce some chest hair other than a couple strays around now
[00:20:32] You look like an otter dude. What do you mean an odd if I had to fuck a guy would look like it would be hairless
[00:20:37] Like you thanks your face is really ruining
[00:20:42] Maybe cut your head off your body's not bad. I got a little glimpse of your stomach. I'm like, okay. Yeah
[00:20:49] It's a little bit of hair. That's like your face. I just
[00:20:52] Some of them it's really tough big time
[00:20:55] What if you had a cuter face and you were in some eyeliner if I could change something about my face like what would I would say
[00:21:03] Overhaul like what I would say soup to nuts except you keep that bottom lip. You know I'm saying thanks
[00:21:08] I'm bust on that. Maybe the else is fillers fillers on the top just a measure fillers on the top fillers underneath your eyes for sure
[00:21:14] We've been over this your shit is no look like a glass is horrible
[00:21:20] Then shape femme I would say cheekbone feminization. Yeah, shame it down a little bit more angular face. Yeah, I mean obviously
[00:21:30] Now do I have to say it what the new the nose? No, sure
[00:21:38] Small you know what I like it woman with a big nose, but I need it years is too wide
[00:21:42] So I would sharpen it sharpen my own just like a sort of a Michelle fight for like the bridge
[00:21:46] I would show I would I would make the with
[00:21:50] The bridge a little fucking smaller like a little point across there's like a little point to your nose like
[00:21:57] The bottom the bulb bottoms to bulb is you're good. You have guys
[00:22:02] It's weird, but other than that man he meets with Gary Oldman on the bridge at night and we get you we get you
[00:22:07] Know Tom Hanks Tom Hanks. Yeah, it's a good movie
[00:22:11] You guys agree with what I said about amspace. Yeah, the fuck yeah
[00:22:14] Yeah, and we got to get you on e for sure on e extra
[00:22:24] Yeah, just doing the celebrity news. Yeah any color context. Yeah color context dude. I have green eyes
[00:22:35] So when I'm face fucking so what do you want like I don't want to like what I want a glimpse into the West Borland from limp
[00:22:43] Yeah, just black black eyes. You're my little fuck robot
[00:22:48] I fuck little my little they them fuck otter that I just absolutely fuck your mouth to smithereens
[00:23:05] Oh my that's what you get for taking your hoodie off
[00:23:08] You look hot dude is not my fault. I'm just we've been in the cabin. Yeah, I'm saying
[00:23:15] Started I said how long would you have to be in jail before you fuck the guy? Yeah, it's been if you said
[00:23:19] I don't know it's been a lot it would have to be a while
[00:23:22] Yeah, it's like you've been the cabin long enough that like
[00:23:24] Stop is like normally one of those guys. We're losing your cabin. We're being around Ian for for sure
[00:23:31] It's true you were those guys like Adams in the lifeboat and he starts looking like a like a big turkey leg
[00:23:36] Grab some hamburger, but he's looking like a little like cat girl to you
[00:23:43] Like a guy that I've made uniform. Yeah, he's trying to get his twitch channel off the ground
[00:23:51] An inflatable pool in his in his wagon then twitch streaming. Yeah talking about socialism
[00:23:58] Yeah, well you should you should turn into like an aesthetic twitch streamer
[00:24:06] Like a son. Yeah, well your own thing off to go sign up at the CIA first
[00:24:11] Right, that's true like he's an asset just like Hassan that speaking of assets
[00:24:16] How good was that we just ran through the born trilogy? Yeah, it was a real time it's a stop and I
[00:24:20] Savon I watched all three of me Adam and I was
[00:24:23] Nick was in the mix for the first one and a half weren't you yeah, I was the first one in its entirety. Yeah
[00:24:29] Yeah, yeah, they're really good movies went for dinner
[00:24:33] Came back with a ribeye ribeye for the house. Thank you my friend more truffle fries. Yeah, I'm my stomach feels horrific
[00:24:40] I'm good. I've been shitting in a mean case of horrendous stuff. I want to kill myself
[00:24:45] Stop you coming to asset though. I'm becoming a project black black black black black black Breyer black Breyer
[00:24:51] Yeah, I didn't see by the way. I didn't see a single plus size asset. No the boy the born fucking the born family of
[00:25:00] Lizzo is yeah, and and little nazacs for sure for he is for sure. Yeah
[00:25:06] He's he is part of the conspiracy to make all the gate Jewish mafia make all black men gay and we
[00:25:12] Unfortunately guys we've wanted to watch that the Jews that the Jews are
[00:25:16] Created of course to else to emasculate. I watched a really really good documentary in high school one of my friends
[00:25:27] Where it made in a look it didn't outright accuse anyone of anything
[00:25:32] But it made some interesting connection to missing black children and Jewish people that own McDonald's
[00:25:38] What they said, we'd be like the Jews people that own McDonald's you'd be like a French
[00:25:48] We're just look a lot of missing black children and then a lot of really cheap McNuggets
[00:25:53] They blame it on the fucking Irish with that clown. That's right. That's right. That's right
[00:25:59] So just think twice when you have a McChicken
[00:26:01] You don't know who's serving it. Well what that is as a human meat. Oh, that's
[00:26:10] Connection, oh, I thought they were attracting kids with their good prices and they were snatching up black children grinding them down into
[00:26:27] Don't want to say his name, but he has some interesting. It's an interesting newbie in philosophies. I love that shit
[00:26:35] He's the best yeah, because it's real creativity. Yeah, it's pure art. He also he was really conspiracy
[00:26:44] He had a girlfriend who number one. She just like walk around showing people him getting his dick's like
[00:26:50] But then he had a go for the was that one of his other documentaries the truth about have I got my dick sucked or not?
[00:27:02] He would he he claimed to and his girlfriend
[00:27:07] Corroborated this that he would do the scarecrow one of his favorite sex moves. Well, she was about he was a very drug her
[00:27:15] She was very sturdy. She's a very sturdy gal. She's solid very solid and bitch syndrome
[00:27:21] He's that certainly you could say that and he was about literally a hundred ten pounds
[00:27:26] And but and he would get on her shoulders and fuck her mouth
[00:27:30] Like the front the HR Geiger and they were just scared
[00:27:45] Gay face hugger and alien richness apparently
[00:27:53] documentary of his highest I'm doing a report top reportage on the sex lives of the students at Baltimore Polytechnic
[00:27:59] You're blowing the whistle around circa 2008. Yeah
[00:28:04] You know I'm saying you're putting yourself. I'm sorry 2006. Yeah, they're gonna kill you dude. I'm fine
[00:28:09] I don't give a fuck yeah, but he's a journalist call me Julian motherfucking Assange. Yeah, you have to get pussy from Pamela Anderson
[00:28:17] Stop living in the Ecuadorian ambassador the embassy because he said some kitty went to his little man did the dirty sand just scarecrow
[00:28:24] Thank you very much, but no one ever did dirty Sanchez. That's one of those fake ones. Oh, but where is the scarecrow?
[00:28:31] It's here to I believe I believe so what was he holding on to how is he getting a record a tremendous amount of balance?
[00:28:38] I think pull up are he did a lot of pull-ups
[00:28:40] But he was holding on to a pull up. He's holding on to a pull up. I yeah, I'm gonna see so like look
[00:28:46] I believe this guy. Okay, believe men and I believe I believe my friend. I won't say his name
[00:28:52] Who claimed to do the scarecrow? He was a wild boy. It's from growing up
[00:28:57] I made him you know from high school from high school. Yeah. Yeah
[00:29:02] This is also the friend that thinks that McDonald's is abducting black children and turning them into McDuckants
[00:29:07] Well, he just pointed he just well when they remember when they switch to all
[00:29:12] They never told you what they were switching from yeah, it's true. I'm just saying you remember a rumor
[00:29:18] Like Arizona iced tea was meant to sterilize black people. Yeah. I think it just is doing it's delicious
[00:29:24] I love that shit. I mean they were like 99 cents and they were like more sugar than you could possibly
[00:29:33] One of those in handicaps hot fries. Yeah a couple fucking shark
[00:29:37] Shark gummies you ever fuck with those no you're good
[00:29:41] The fucking grocery store the corner store around me would just like get just break open family value packs if you sell those
[00:29:47] Oh, you know saying nice. Yeah, loose Lucy's sell Lucy's a gummies for sure. We just get like a Lucy fruit snack
[00:30:02] I got choked out by the NYPD for doing that. Yeah, he did for selling those. I do think that place was a crack front
[00:30:10] Really all but a gazar. Yeah, yeah, especially in Baltimore
[00:30:13] But anyway fuck my head is killing me dude is it I've had the right amount of sodium this week
[00:30:20] Yeah, I'll tell you that much. I'm glad the eating is over. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, we got three more days
[00:30:25] But I'm gonna take it. I can't do that. Yeah. Yeah, maybe go to the goat farm tomorrow
[00:30:31] Goat farm. I mean you guys where we go to free drive before you drive back. Yeah, can you touch the goats?
[00:30:36] I think like sometimes you get close enough you can pat him on the head
[00:30:39] But they're they're behind a semi electrified fence, but there's a lot of what's this semi. I'm gonna get well
[00:30:46] It won't kill you, but it'll give you a little bit of a little bit of a jolt
[00:30:53] You got goats for Adam to have sex with
[00:30:56] Goats for a stop the E. I would love to grow grill up a goat. You guys ever had goat. Yeah, it's um
[00:31:01] And you got a good cook slow and low, you know, it's a bit it can be very
[00:31:04] Puff yeah, I don't like you know what makes it easier to go to this cratum from I
[00:31:12] Heard about that. Superleaf.com. I heard I heard that cratum is a
[00:31:20] The Arabian Peninsula which is yep, which is a technically southeast Asia depending on where you start measuring some people say
[00:31:29] Yeah, you know I count it if I go Asia and then I go southeast
[00:31:33] Yeah, you got a you put a little English out there you get there if you go to the furthest east part or you go first west
[00:31:42] Western part Asia. Yeah, and then you go southeast from there
[00:31:46] You're in the Arabian Peninsula nice. That's a cool name the Arabian Peninsula Arabian. It's got penis. It's got air
[00:31:53] It's in their Arab strong. Yeah, that's a great word. Those are two of my favorite words a wrap money
[00:31:59] Which you can get it super get superleaf.com. So the you are
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[00:32:14] But for some people it's like coffee and 4G and word gee. Yep, but for some people it's like
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[00:32:29] That's really good. This is stuff you got to tune in for
[00:32:33] But for some people it's like coffee for your cock or vagina
[00:32:38] Really that's what it says. It's like pouring boiling hot coffee all over your
[00:32:45] It feels as good as pouring a pot of coffee
[00:32:54] They specifically asked me not to make phone of the
[00:32:57] Aging millennial new aches and pains. I mean
[00:33:04] It seems like a jump in the gun on geriatrics
[00:33:06] I think do you remember when AOL would send you like the CD ROMs in the mill do you remember dial up internet?
[00:33:11] Oh, yeah, your dick and back don't work. That's right, and they don't try this try this Indonesian dirt. Mm-hmm. So
[00:33:21] Um, I don't need you to suck my dick. It's a secret. It's a secret supplement that influencers don't want you to know
[00:33:29] It's a big secret and why are they all hoarding it for themselves?
[00:33:33] Sounds like a some other people that hoard other things influencers are holding all the creative
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[00:34:03] You're backpacking your suitcase take our sweet ass time. What about your rate for on the go?
[00:34:08] What about your cool-o you could put them right up your cool-o do low Miami Miami her blizzard?
[00:34:14] I love which is I don't know have you heard the story that Scott Scott?
[00:34:18] Talking about a make-a-wish kids. I was in the one who had a well actually wasn't a make wish kid
[00:34:23] It was the oh the recording studio. He was making wish you okay? Yeah
[00:34:25] I would if I was a make-a-wish kid my wish would be to make a beat with Scott storage. Yes
[00:34:32] My wish would be to fly to Miami having picked me up on a yacht
[00:34:37] Apparently he used to like go to TGI Fridays on his yacht
[00:34:42] Like it would be his primary mode of locomotion. That's so sick
[00:34:46] Yeah, go on the lot make a beat with him and then do a Miami
[00:34:50] Blizzard which is a thing where he used to line up ten porn stars in a row and have them expose their
[00:35:01] Anuses okay, and then blow cocaine or ecstasy and sounds like TMI Fridays. Yeah
[00:35:08] Did you say TGI Friday? I think I said TGI Friday. I was barely paying attention
[00:35:12] Wait what happens at this at the end of this he he
[00:35:16] He said there was an incredibly famous female singer on his boat once
[00:35:20] Mm-hmm, and she said he said you want to do coke and she says I don't do it in my nose
[00:35:25] I do it in my kulo awesome, and so then him and his boys started doing this thing called the Miami blizzard where they would blow
[00:35:36] Woman's answer Miami blizzard is where just nine guys they hold one guy down and they all come in his ass
[00:35:42] No, I think it's straight. I think it's a straight back to his husband
[00:35:46] They turn him upside down and the calm stays. Oh, I think this is a straight or eight to show
[00:35:52] No, that's that's the Miami snow globe when they show shake him up after
[00:36:04] Here for you. Yeah, I used to get when I worked at Dairy Queen
[00:36:07] I would get yelled at for not turning the blizzard upside down by it is it is cool that what do you want?
[00:36:12] I'm on Oxygen I want they turn it upside out and I would have been
[00:36:16] Spoon is like excuse me. I believe there's a final part to the there's a fat guy yelled at me because they used to have like dollar
[00:36:23] Cone day on Monday said fucking dollar for a shitty
[00:36:26] Ice cream cone and the guy was like can I get the dollar cone and I gave it to him and he's like staring at me for a second
[00:36:33] He's like, you know, I really don't have to patronize this business and
[00:36:49] Is owned by weird Chinese guys and I can you can't complain to them
[00:36:53] Those are the guys that would say your name with an A they would say my name
[00:37:03] Excuse me. Yeah, it just cultural differences often cause
[00:37:08] Mix-ups which you can find out more about it
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[00:37:15] Everyone's got residual covid blues and super speciosa can pull you out of your rut
[00:37:23] Well, do we have any examples of being pulled out of yeah, I was in a pretty bad mood. I did a bunch of blow which is like
[00:37:29] Yeah, I guess and then I felt okay for maybe an hour or two. Yeah. Yeah, that's that's happening
[00:37:34] And then I then I felt pretty bad and guess what I needed to go to sleep great. Oh great. Yeah, that's awesome
[00:37:40] Anyway, super special you live with yourself. Yeah, the cratum is the help you get through a couple hours
[00:37:46] Yeah, yeah, you make a long-term promise and then you go back and revisit the demons and then take more cratum
[00:37:53] But here's the here's the folk. I mean if it's a good
[00:37:57] Folks if it's the drug of choice of people that are either sold into gender bending sex slavery or forced a kickbox for a living
[00:38:04] Right, then it's got to be good enough for you
[00:38:10] It's not getting pussy at all. Yes, and here's the thing
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[00:38:58] Slash com town promo code come town for 20% off. That's fucking sick and look
[00:39:03] I just wanted to make you be aware even though patreon.com
[00:39:07] Patreon.com if you're dissatisfied with the quality of the show they're really the bonuses are really you can at least get to the last
[00:39:13] The last couple of bonuses we've done are tremendous critical critics are not saying
[00:39:20] Great, but they are second. They're pretty extra not saying we've signed up at your own risk
[00:39:24] We've submitted a lot of the most recent patreon episodes to festivals the Peabody Awards
[00:39:31] Actually, we're actually in the the latest vulture roundup of podcasts. You have to listen. Yeah, right?
[00:39:59] George he comes in your fucking key complaints
[00:40:05] And then it is up to grandma to come in and very excited and restore the energy of Jerry's apartment
[00:40:15] I would fucking land. I would have sex with her to be honest with you Elaine could get it
[00:40:22] I want to say real fast folks. Please come see me do stand up comedy
[00:40:27] The principal pleasure tour the pleasure continues in 2022. We're coming to San Diego
[00:40:32] We're coming to fucking Vancouver. We're coming to Austin. We're Dallas and before just so that
[00:40:39] Also, we're still talking about super we're still yeah, we've taken a break
[00:40:44] I know but just in case someone's listening because I'm not gonna do it. Oh, yeah, there's another thing
[00:40:50] We have to say well, let me just be real quick also just say, you know, like I said Vancouver fucking San Diego
[00:40:58] Where the fuck else am I going San Francisco Sacramento look up stop it that bitch slash tour?
[00:41:03] I don't know exactly the exact dates, but it's coming baby. So
[00:41:18] That when this good becomes a vacation podcast we got again
[00:41:21] We got a rent one last year we did the cabin and while we were there and these motherfuckers
[00:41:26] They told me not to do it because I would have done it. I found a John Madden bus for sale in Yonkers
[00:41:32] Really? Yeah, and I was we were gonna we're gonna
[00:41:36] $5,000 for John Madden bus for the same type of bus
[00:41:40] Not as fully decked out with his like, you know, but I could do all that
[00:41:44] We like when this this Simpsons rebuilt fucking flanders his house on
[00:41:52] We were looking into for a while getting a space in a lot that had an
[00:41:58] Electric hookup the we're probably exclusively record the podcast on the side of a bus
[00:42:04] And then we wanted going to let we take we take and then we and then we kind of like yeah
[00:42:08] We'd read out tomorrow video to be fun. Yeah, it's been spent a week out of Marfa
[00:42:18] How about you bar for all of my dick and balls?
[00:42:20] Mm-hmm. Cuz you're deep through I would I would barfall over your dick and balls because we so disgusting
[00:42:26] It's a diet smoke calm. Yeah, you want also good a guy
[00:42:30] Calm they smell they smell they sell they so basically marijuana
[00:42:34] I hope for hosts feel free to riff the introduction the message we're trying to convey is that sometimes you can't or don't always want to get super high
[00:42:41] I'd smoke delivers a balanced medium high. Oh, it's me. It's me. It's I've been saying this for a while
[00:42:47] Yeah, oh, that's very exciting time to smoke mids again
[00:42:49] I would love major back in a big way you can't find our product is a highly functional THC that comes in a form of a
[00:42:56] Delicious gummy, so these are these are these are you don't even you have to smoke it out of a Coke can anymore. Yeah
[00:43:03] No, baby, you make an apple you don't have to do shit
[00:43:05] So get that diet smoke and get that super
[00:43:08] Spest what exactly is Delta 8 Delta 8 is simply a slightly less cold shower less
[00:43:14] I think I'm eating too much. You gotta get a cold shower. I love
[00:43:17] How you think you're gonna have like a like where you feeling it your chest. Yeah, probably
[00:43:23] Just kind of your ass my ass my ass is bubbling up. No, I need to I'm I'm getting the meat sweats
[00:43:30] Constrations thing. I wasn't gonna have any more food today, and then they come back. I'm a beautiful friend
[00:43:35] They're gonna go back with the process. I never know what what's enabling and what is you know, I did you're all good this week
[00:43:41] That's fine, dude. This is a week of pure debauchery
[00:43:44] I saw that ribeye, and I said there's only one guy in the world that get a ribeye
[00:43:51] You know we're this is kind of like a band, you know, we're like going to record the album
[00:43:55] Right, we're going to hear stories of like you know like the exile on Main Street
[00:43:59] Yeah, exactly. Oh, is it with the south of France?
[00:44:01] It's the south of France because they were in trouble for tax stuff
[00:44:04] What do you think of this will we were thinking maybe in New York we started getting like
[00:44:08] Luxury sweets and awesome hotels. Yeah, and just recording like 12 episodes of the day like a place just getting fucked up
[00:44:14] Like Weinstein would meet and friends just come in and out recording hours
[00:44:20] What I really need is to take over the hosting duties for Wheel of Fortune
[00:44:24] Yeah, absolutely because I said we've got to do a Wheel of Fortune style
[00:44:27] But what I want is just because you know how that guy does it
[00:44:30] But that's a Jack's Pat's Ajax they do all of Wheel of Fortune and like for the entire Oh, like in a very short amount
[00:44:36] I read six weeks. Wow, then he fucks off. I would suck cock for that schedule. Yeah. Yeah
[00:44:43] And then he just goes back to Twitter and
[00:44:55] No, but um, okay. Well, we're talking about I forgot anyway, so
[00:45:01] The born movies. Oh really good. Really good shit. Oh, yeah, Nick you weren't here yesterday, but I was
[00:45:08] No, when Ian was asking us to watch this Michael Brown documentary. It was awesome. He was like, yeah guys
[00:45:14] It's really sad story. He's like no. He's like it's really interesting like it was made by died smoke calm
[00:45:20] Promo died from day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we don't have to we don't have to get in the oh, that's cool. Whatever that sound is
[00:45:32] What is it? I don't know it's the fuck but I like it
[00:45:38] Dude, there's a fucking ghost in this there is there is a ghost in this house
[00:45:43] But you know when I saw the flag taken down and rolled up outside the house and there's a weird knock on the door
[00:45:51] Maybe it was one of the cows from across the street. That's probably would have just me that was just me coming by to see
[00:45:55] Who's methane from the cows? Yeah, I'm scared. Let's see you guys are watching all the born movies
[00:46:02] I'm scared to go scared to the get to the bottom of that
[00:46:04] I don't know it might do something malicious towards me. Why would the woman the malicious? I don't know kill me
[00:46:09] Why would it do a bodily harm do ghosts kill people ever even in harm? They just sort of scare them. They just yeah, they're like
[00:46:15] We're like being scared sort of you know
[00:46:18] Representing a reflection of trauma and repress my reason goes like that they do like a like a gaslighting
[00:46:24] You know they drive you nuts. They make you kill yourself
[00:46:31] So yeah, yeah, but I don't even get any cock
[00:46:34] You guys are watching the the born movies today. I tried to entreat you to come over to my house
[00:46:38] I'm sorry. I was I was I was I well you if you I unload it half a court of firewood and then move them again
[00:46:45] Because I put them in a place my mom was like no you put them in the wrong place
[00:46:51] Could work out though. I mean you made dinner for you
[00:46:54] I made dinner for my mom and I helped with a storm windows as well
[00:46:56] So I don't know this this comes out Chappell will is the best cook. I know he's a great cook out of the five people
[00:47:03] I know yeah, he got busy with a little he's a thing
[00:47:06] I told you this off Mike, but when I meet your mother I want to be in a nice sweater
[00:47:10] Yeah, I want to be feeling good. Yeah, you know
[00:47:12] I'm not gonna guy stop stops been in latex body paint the entire yeah, I mean you have another one time before but you were in
[00:47:20] Had you know, I'm saying a real a real sit down formal fair. I want to have I want to you know
[00:47:25] I'm just I want to be I want to be a good guest. You need to seek permission to court, you know exactly
[00:47:29] Proper channels and we've talked about this worst case scenario. I'll be your be your stepdad. Well like I said like it's not wrong
[00:47:38] Yeah, I've been raised I'm financially independent
[00:47:55] Yeah, and I did I watched someone just start check the next generation
[00:47:59] Oh, okay, so I got the one where Barclays Adam ass walls were blown out
[00:48:11] Adam's ass where the walls were the stars came up a baby star trek stop his ass open. Yes
[00:48:20] Adams ass where the walls were blown it was the one where what does it mean?
[00:48:24] When we're Barclays afraid of being teleported and there are like worms in the transporter buffer
[00:48:30] And then there's one we're like Deanna Troy
[00:48:31] I wait, it's like she there's something to diplomat that she's into and then like he like mind fucks her and makes her into an old woman
[00:48:43] It's the best. Yeah. Yeah, it's gives you that that that that warm feeling whenever I put it on for anyone that's confused
[00:48:57] I would never adulterate the Star Trek experience with even the just a set design pulling with a freedom or delta
[00:49:06] You know they got in sort trek they have the Cardazians
[00:49:10] right yeah the Kardashians and I don't know if you heard this but
[00:49:15] You know it's late December, but recent news is that Pete Davidson is now dating Kim Cardazian now
[00:49:22] They're engaged by this point. They'll be engaged. They're probably engaged at this point Cardazians are only on deep space
[00:49:27] Not there right oh they're referenced on next generation or seen maybe once or twice
[00:49:35] Yeah, there's there was a couple new star chart I didn't start I didn't watch a single episode of the Scott back
[00:49:41] You know I mean either. I've never seen enterprise. Yeah enterprise. It's rental cars
[00:49:54] Wow, why would they name it that deep space?
[00:50:00] Such a fucked up name and you can forget star
[00:50:23] I love this the beep is great. It's nice that it works as the beep of truth as well
[00:50:27] Yeah, which it did earlier in this episode. It'll not never I just have very simple things in life
[00:50:33] Yeah, one of them being this body you're right. Can I can I test the the beep of truth? Yeah?
[00:50:44] Yeah, it's new it's fucked up technology actually. I'm actually reading the manual. It can only be truthful once per episode
[00:50:51] So you already used it up once with me. It doesn't prove anything. It does prove it. No, that just means only the first time
[00:50:58] I'm reading the manual. It's only truth for the first time one's for episode stop knows how to read
[00:51:04] I have a question and it's off the Fritz this might be now you have to pick which one is true
[00:51:09] I said it was the first one. No, I said it was the first. You don't know how to read. I have a question
[00:51:14] This might be I don't know no hold on I got him there. That's check man. You don't have me in shit
[00:51:18] I read the manual. I can tell you I said
[00:51:21] Only the first one and then only the first one in the beep of truth pro episode is guaranteed to be right. So you don't have to read
[00:51:27] That's so you don't know how to read to be right some of the other ones might be right
[00:51:32] No, you don't know how to read. I do know how to read
[00:51:35] I'm re I'm the one with a man him from chapel if you wish this is kind of baby
[00:51:40] You have him on everybody loves him, but he's just abusing us with lies. I'm doing logic
[00:51:45] That's the thing that you let me go on chapel now. I learned no, but it's true. You're gonna have him on
[00:51:49] Okay, you're gonna have him on your show. You should know that he's toxic. Yeah
[00:51:56] I go on chat when I learn stuff and I come back here
[00:51:58] He's big guys with logic and facts like Ben Shapiro. It's not a stomps a freaking boomer
[00:52:05] What is Ben Shapiro doing now? I've been he isn't at a controversy
[00:52:10] He's fucking his sister he's doing the scarecrow
[00:52:12] I've been doing the scarecrow to my sister. He's turning me straight. His sister's married to like
[00:52:23] I've ever seen in my life. I want to save a happy. I want to be like listen
[00:52:27] I'm a slightly less gay Jewish man. I did a girl that a deaf sister that was married to a gay guy so she couldn't hear his voice
[00:52:45] Fucking genius and everyone signing like
[00:52:57] This is guess yeah, you guys can guess what it was
[00:53:02] But yeah, I'm also it was like a YouTube video
[00:53:04] It was it was like Abby and her husband review movies from their little their little family dead and the movie they were doing was Jackie Brown
[00:53:12] Nice movie. I love that movie. Yeah, what a guess what they give it a positive or negative
[00:53:18] And like yeah, her husband was like he was like I didn't get it. It was where oh
[00:53:30] Mm-hmm. He was hot and yeah, yeah, do you saw that the bench appear a tweet where he said there was unprompted
[00:53:35] He said boy meets world was yeah, it was awesome. Yeah, it's pretty cool. That is awesome
[00:53:40] I wonder why once again history bends to our will that's right
[00:53:45] He got molested you got molested by this you know this wait. No what we uncovered that story
[00:53:53] He would do the homework from boy meets world that was assigned as he wanted to be Mr.
[00:53:57] Phoenix and he would send it into the show and
[00:54:00] They thought he was such a superfan. He went in and he was raped by Mr. Phoenix. Yeah
[00:54:06] Allegedly well, yeah, allegedly, but you know, yeah, let's just say it's what's just 100%
[00:54:16] You know allegedly we have it on good authority a source close to the principles
[00:54:22] Yeah, mr. Pierron. It's pretty good pretty good way to put it. Yeah, see you got me watching born
[00:54:27] You got me fucking going on chat bomb too smart for you two motherfuckers
[00:54:30] Well, I love all this anti-vaccine stuff because that is a smart movie concentrate on that too much
[00:54:38] You see the different types of plans that people have dude house
[00:54:42] And how Jason is one step or two step ahead
[00:54:44] Would it be to like have like a like a like a little box that you could open up that's just got
[00:54:53] Six passports. Oh, yeah, and I'm going with a sound that sounds like the cool
[00:54:57] That's like it's just like it like at like random bank like that's what
[00:55:02] All over the world as we spoke both should have is those like Instagram services for men that have like a little jigger and like a
[00:55:11] Should just be a thing every month you get like six different passports
[00:55:15] Yeah fucking thumb drive with like crypto on it
[00:55:26] And a list of names it sucks in a red pen
[00:55:30] You could just never be Jason. You can't even be a homicide detective
[00:55:33] Which everybody kind of wants to do that for a week. Yeah, we should have bought a pretty job
[00:55:38] Yeah, I'm sure but what if you're okay? Yeah, we can be oh my god if you were Harry posh
[00:55:45] Yeah, but not everyone not everyone has the ability to put justice first above and me predict
[00:55:50] I was that like I've been forgotten about but I might have to watch boss
[00:56:02] I did yeah, he's to watch the view that's awesome Nick used to start the day off like my grandma
[00:56:07] He's keep you in shape. Yeah, Wendy Williams. I
[00:56:10] Have never watched the full episode Wendy Williams is great. Yeah, she's just a piece of shit
[00:56:16] It wasn't they were like like she like announced to her audience that one of her Instagram haters just died
[00:56:24] She had a stroke live on TV and she kept going for anybody else
[00:56:28] I'd be like a come to Jesus, you know, all right
[00:56:30] She changed her ways and stop being a bitch and I don't know yeah the next day
[00:56:35] She's shooting on you know, she's like we all looks fucking fat
[00:56:38] Doesn't see if stop had a stroke on the show. We just like the next day. Just do the show that would make the show better
[00:56:45] You understand any sign to get out. I'm taking
[00:56:49] Stroke if anything bad even sort of happens. Yeah a ghost haunts. Oh the ghost guys after that ghost scared me so much
[00:56:57] I had to quit the show. Yeah stroke. I'm gone for sure. Let's open door policy when you're on disability come on
[00:57:03] Yeah, listen, I fucking love you man. I love even more your voice is sort of funny exactly
[00:57:09] I when I got my yeah, I'll be talking when you sound like the guy from the Simpsons
[00:57:25] Start doing keeping up appearances, it's the best show of all. Yeah, it's really it's my it was like my family show
[00:57:30] We'd wash it. Will are you are you appearances bill? I'm not watching that you got a couple more
[00:57:36] I have I have it because I share an Amazon with my dad. You know my Amazon
[00:57:46] To a thing called Brit box for it. So it's a it's a Britcom right
[00:57:53] Heisen bucket is like one of the like a television character in the tier of like Archie bonkers
[00:57:58] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she's like one of the yeah one of the yeah some of the best
[00:58:03] He's just a delusional like psycho. She's she's amazing Patricia Rutledge is a high assent
[00:58:09] But I don't know what I don't recognize
[00:58:12] She's from like she's from like a working-class family and her whole life is devoted to like putting on airs and graces
[00:58:18] Yeah, I got so she's name is bucket and she like open she picks up the phone like the book
[00:58:23] Yeah, she's just a bitch. She's just like a bitch to everybody. Yeah, yeah
[00:58:28] She's got a white trash like brother-in-law. She hates. Yeah, she's always like berating her husband for like like stretching his legs too
[00:58:39] Yeah, she's just a real real battle acts fully abusive to her husband. Yeah, but it's it's really well done. Yeah, it's from the era of like
[00:58:53] Faulty's keeping up appearances. She's come on before faulty towers and as a kid. I would watch keeping up appearance
[00:58:59] It's faulty towers one of like a mall. Yeah, it's a good no
[00:59:09] I thought it's a John Cleese and it's like, you know made like two series only about 12 episodes. Yeah, it's pretty funny
[00:59:17] I've ever actually seen he runs the world shitty is
[00:59:21] Yeah, he runs like a world's shittiest hotel and they're all these like dottering British
[00:59:25] He's like it just like he's a constant. He's he owns a hotel and it's just like he's a constant war with his guests
[00:59:30] Yes, we're just like like a winding him up or he's winding them up and like he just hates everyone in this
[00:59:34] No, I kind of want to do I want to have a show that's about producing and doing the world's shittiest podcast
[00:59:39] Yeah, we quit this and then we do that. Yeah, we do that. We just play all the characters. Yeah, exactly
[00:59:47] That would be that would actually be a lot this show has kind of been like a springtime for Hitler kind of oh it's a hundred percent the producers
[00:59:55] Yeah, we're having me on you know, so yeah should it should have tank some species
[00:59:59] I've got wonderful news. What's that? Where's your I'll tell you right now? Oh?