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Ep. 293 - chunk madden

Cum Town | Regular | 01/05/2022

[00:00:00] Clears the one you got to pay for you, right? You got a paper precheck, too
[00:00:03] Yeah, but the pre the clear one is like a private company. Yeah
[00:00:07] That's that's when I saw that in the airport. That's when I was like, you know what? This is just that was like a cruel joke
[00:00:13] Oh, it's all bullshit, but they're like do one because they offer it at the airport
[00:00:16] They go in the days when there's a huge line. They're like do you want to pay $20 to skip the fucking yeah security and it's like
[00:00:23] That shouldn't exist like we think I'll kind of I'll kind of can't put together 20 bucks
[00:00:28] Yeah, that's the premise of no no no no you just skip the line. You still got to do security
[00:00:34] Mm-hmm. You got to go through the metal
[00:00:37] If you have precheck you get to skip whichever line you're supposed to go to
[00:00:42] What do you mean if you're clear, but you don't have precheck you just skip the non but also they can take pre check away from you
[00:00:49] Really? Yeah, for sure why and they don't have to tell you. They'll just take it away
[00:00:53] That would honestly to me I would kill myself if you go if you let's say you're standing in line at pre check or whatever
[00:01:01] Yeah, and you say something like there's not supposed to be a line of pre check or whatever
[00:01:06] It's not see it. Yeah, they'll fucking the no precheck for you go in the computer and they click something and your name goes red
[00:01:13] Oh, that happened to me when I got into a fight with that lady in Chicago and I started yelling at her
[00:01:18] And then rip their name tag off for sure. No, you didn't know it
[00:01:22] There was a lady who was like I was like, what's your fucking name? You're gonna tell me that it's weather
[00:01:28] And she's like well, it's weather so there's no refund
[00:01:30] It's like you just cancel the fucking flight. They said on the plane is fucking mechanical
[00:01:35] Yeah, and you're gonna tell me like let the customer service agent on the phone live out
[00:01:39] Yeah, you want to do this now? Yeah, and then
[00:01:42] And she had her name tag flipped around I'm like what is you?
[00:01:45] You like it touch your tits. Yeah, she went on it. She's like yeah, they put some fucking red thing on my name
[00:01:52] I'm like what the fuck did you just
[00:01:57] God damn dude, it's so fucking funny. You lead the league in fucking it. You're so bad a customer service
[00:02:04] Diswabbles. Yeah, here's the thing I have all this empathy in the world for customer service people when the company
[00:02:10] Fucks up. Yeah, you want to be a company man and try to act like and when you got me God damn
[00:02:16] There is just something about your energy. That's like these people are like yeah
[00:02:21] I'm going in on this fuck you if you want to take the fall for your something about I know it means
[00:02:25] I mean it's like and you can then of course, but you know what I'm saying
[00:02:31] I've worked a lot of customers jobs and I was I was never that I was literally fucking
[00:02:36] And who who am I what do you think I haven't gotten into some fucking shouting matches when I'm just not when it's just that kind of day
[00:02:42] But it had I feel like it happens to you
[00:02:45] 98% of the time I feel like true
[00:02:49] 98 but a real percentage 60 I think it happens more often than it doesn't and there's a mix of bad luck and just something
[00:02:56] The way black people hate Adam
[00:02:59] People hate you I don't know you know
[00:03:01] I've been dealing with Verizon lately and it hasn't been like that at all everyone I've spoken to they get it
[00:03:06] They know it's fucked up, but right that I think I'm in with them now
[00:03:11] Verizon cut all the fucking phone lines in the city with the understanding that they'd roll fire us out
[00:03:17] They waited years
[00:03:20] Years to not have to use fucking optimum. Yeah, and they say that it's a it's ready in the neighborhood
[00:03:25] So they report that to the city
[00:03:27] They'd like oh well, you know part per our agreement this entire block is files ready
[00:03:32] But I've been they can't install it they have to fucking there's no access any of the shit back there
[00:03:37] Like yeah, just talk to seven of your neighbors and coordinate a day where all of you can you know
[00:03:42] And it's like they're not gonna fucking do that. Oh, so many came to my door and they were like hey
[00:03:48] Let's all put a group chat to get you know, yeah for the yeah for the build so that one guy can get fucking
[00:03:55] Yeah, so one guy can watch Tucker Carlson
[00:04:00] Just telling my I'm trying to watch Tucker Carlson. I'm tired of catching one line. Yeah, I
[00:04:06] Need to watch it live
[00:04:09] And I was wondering if I could have your phone number I'm the guy that's been blasting Joe Rogan episodes
[00:04:17] I'm trying to upgrade. Yeah to Joe Rogan 2.0 to bow tie
[00:04:22] The guy with a bow tie who's gay
[00:04:27] Tucker dut does Tucker get pussies he ever had like a is he married? I think you got a
[00:04:33] No bow tie any much pussy if I got I think he saw zero none
[00:04:40] He really he really had a nice little comeback there after being on dancing with the stores after getting John Stewart yelling at him
[00:04:47] I know crossfire
[00:04:49] I'm not dancing with the arts. Okay. Mm-hmm. They're like who I said that's me
[00:04:57] That's good would it be on ABC still that's awesome. I
[00:05:02] Would watch that baby channel
[00:05:05] Shut up to fuck it. Oh who won it who was
[00:05:09] Who's the NBA player that just wanted Adam? Michael Jordan? No, no, come here Brian. Oh, no
[00:05:16] Yeah, he was on the cab. He came down from heaven. He's on the knees. Yeah
[00:05:20] His his wife is really hot. She's a singer. Oh, you're my chumper on chumper. Yeah, you want?
[00:05:28] Yeah, oh well, I can't believe that a professional athlete. That's really good at moving
[00:05:33] We'll be able to be but I think football players have gone on before and don't you dare besmirch Ricky Lake
[00:05:39] Is she gonna dance? I guess she was in there for a fucking dare besmirch Ricky Lake
[00:05:43] You fucking piece of shit who else do they get on that you should go on that?
[00:05:47] I would love to once you know
[00:05:49] I'd love to see you in like a conga like with a bunch of fruit on your head
[00:05:53] My goal is to be like the fat neighbor on like a sitcom. No one ever sees. Yeah, but that qualifies me
[00:06:00] Yeah, technically a star. Yeah, and that way I get on there and I fuck one of those one of those little dancer
[00:06:07] I was the fat neighbor. I get to skip the line of the airport
[00:06:09] I get to wear this fruit basket on my head. I'm bum bum bum bum bum bum bum. I would love to start taking dance lessons
[00:06:16] Yeah, I feel like there is a fluidity to my body, but I I
[00:06:20] lack a natural dance you can you can meet a woman my little brother's good at dancing
[00:06:27] One of my brother the trainer obviously he's got a fucking very fluid
[00:06:30] You know, he's fleet of foot, but I think I got a little that in me, but I need a little instruction
[00:06:35] You can meet a woman at salsa
[00:06:37] My cousin salsa dances
[00:06:41] I would show up on the dance floor and then just slowly start spinning and then increasingly pick up speed
[00:06:48] Okay, and then gravitational force. Yeah. Yeah, just how gravity works and then just sort of twirl around the whole room
[00:06:55] They have a lady like a tornado like a pass
[00:06:58] Exactly. Yeah, just kind of clearing out the room like a tornado
[00:07:02] Okay, and that's how I would win dancing with the stars. No, I also bring a gun
[00:07:06] You don't it's not a combative. It's not like a fight type thing. I'm taking a battle bot
[00:07:14] You're thinking of
[00:07:16] The fuck were those things called where you do the fucking you'd rip it huh play the like the baby blades
[00:07:24] You're fuck with baby blades Adam. No, I'd never even seen them in person. Oh, I had beblades really yeah
[00:07:31] Yeah, that's weird because I only knew them as like an autistic thing that people online like no, they're pretty fun
[00:07:36] I mean they didn't last long me and my brothers gave him a shot
[00:07:39] They didn't they didn't maintain they didn't stick when we stick in the rotation started this podcast
[00:07:44] But they had a cup of coffee early on when I was putting like commercials in I think I put in a
[00:07:49] Remember you stick a break after 30. Yes. I put we should bring that back. Yeah, it'd be sure breaks is possible
[00:07:55] Maybe a break right now
[00:07:57] Well, well we are we do it to sell something at some point. I'm gonna say I be profen kicks in
[00:08:03] We basically have started just kind of taking breaks
[00:08:06] We do we basically do a 50-minute podcast then we do commercials and from there
[00:08:11] It's kind of like wait. We wait till the episodes over. Yeah, mm-hmm
[00:08:15] You know and then when we stop recording then we really have fun. Oh, it is the last year of the show by the way
[00:08:22] Yeah, and maybe not you know here is kind of pushing it. I think we're it has to end for sure it has to end
[00:08:31] For us to be free it has to end this doesn't it there's no I don't care if for whatever reason the patreon is at
[00:08:38] 800 million dollars a month. Yeah at the end of the year
[00:08:42] Even in that circumstance. Well, here's what we do. We keep the patreon going. Yeah, and then we just it's up to you motherfuckers to cancel it
[00:08:49] And we just keep casting checks. Yeah, well for me
[00:08:52] It's um, I got the coronavirus a couple weeks ago and I have a new lease on life, right?
[00:08:58] So I'm so excited to be sitting in this chair
[00:09:04] I got the De Niro virus
[00:09:12] I can't I have no sensitized I don't feel too good
[00:09:17] I'm not doing too good over here. I'm coffee. I'm telling you I don't feel too good
[00:09:25] Okay, how does it feel to be a survivor at it doesn't feel too good? It feels good. It feels good. I feel I
[00:09:32] Feel connected to all other types of survivors. Yeah breast cancer holocaust
[00:09:38] We're all equal assault sexual assault. We're all equal. I love I love this
[00:09:42] Oh, my Ron is just as bad. Like far right. They say it's the rape far. I think people who loves were raped
[00:09:49] They said that I was I don't even really feel anything far right when people have gone from denying the holocaust as a way to annoy Jews
[00:09:56] They're not claiming that having to like show their paperwork is the holocaust. Yeah
[00:10:03] It's awesome. Yeah
[00:10:05] Yeah, yeah, then people like excuse me, but I was in the holocaust and this is not the same
[00:10:10] It's like can you just die? Yeah, we thought you all you guys were dead. You're making me agree with you
[00:10:19] Because having the year from you it's kind of worse than the holocaust for me for you
[00:10:24] I would rather be putting a work camp than having to listen to you complain about something that happened a
[00:10:29] Hundred years ago so true, you know, I took a sip of my tea Nick was saying that hearing holocaust
[00:10:37] survivors
[00:10:39] Complain about well, I think most of her data complain about
[00:10:44] No, it's all there were the cynical use of the holocaust. Yeah is to him as bad as being in the holocaust
[00:10:50] Just to catch you because it's happening now. You're right. You know, it's not a distant memory
[00:10:55] It's not something that happened so long literally so long. They didn't even have fucking telephones back. Yeah
[00:11:08] The 40s. Yeah, it is fucked up to watch him. I watch a movie from like the 30s. I'm like damn
[00:11:14] These motherfuckers didn't even know about Hitler at all
[00:11:18] Shit's crazy. I mean they did shut up. Not really not in the like early 30s
[00:11:22] He was some fucking bitch that got his fucking shit fucked up with Martin gas. Yeah, he's making blimps and doing marches
[00:11:29] What Hitler wasn't fucking shit and like there, you know, no, I think he came up late 20s really think so
[00:11:37] Yeah
[00:11:39] You know the real the fuck off late 20s the real the real like I said it the real tragedy is rough history
[00:11:45] education is that they like
[00:11:47] You know, they're like, oh well, I think you know, I was well
[00:11:52] Why didn't people stop Hitler's rise to power and it's like there should be more emphasis placed on how gay Germany was
[00:12:00] Prior to that that people because there had to have been a lot of people like I don't know this Hitler guy sucks
[00:12:05] but
[00:12:06] These other fuckers are just fucking annoying
[00:12:10] Whoever was the boss
[00:12:12] The Kaiser yeah, the Ymar Republic was the Kaiser still on deck
[00:12:17] Cuz or so is there and an interim period in between the war with so after the war they got their shit fucked up
[00:12:23] So bad the Kaiser had to go on and then they had like where does he go?
[00:12:27] They're like 14 years of like basically like like Justin Trudeau or something some guy doing blackface
[00:12:34] Yeah, so I'm gonna dress up like a gene
[00:12:36] Like a great man
[00:12:41] Was all wish based I
[00:12:45] Wish for food. Yeah, and but the thing is the Jews were first in line
[00:12:49] They wish for all the good stuff. Yeah, and the genie Justin Trudeau Chancellor had to give it to them
[00:12:55] That starts anti-Semitism the line because he because he was like look it's wish based
[00:13:00] It doesn't matter if they cut you respect the line
[00:13:02] There's a lot of shit like you know like crystal knocked happens and if that happened now
[00:13:07] Like for the most part you just had people saying like
[00:13:11] Properties people are more important than property or whatever
[00:13:15] Sarcastically in response to it, and it's like yeah, I guess I don't really care about this
[00:13:19] What do you mean if they if people's people specifically business is getting sad?
[00:13:26] I'll just burn or destroy Jewish business. Yeah, just Jewish
[00:13:30] I think I think people would be a little I would be like that. Yeah, that's pretty much all the businesses
[00:13:35] That's true. That is true. That's where we that's what they learned from croissant
[00:13:40] You know what who is not who who is the Jew of now if not big business?
[00:13:45] Corporations are being a sale. I think it's called houses the Jew of now. I think he is
[00:13:51] I think that they decided that he's lives a murder. They got away with it. They're always wet
[00:13:57] He kind of looks like he's like kind of having a kind of allergic reaction of something right you know
[00:14:02] He looks F. T. M. He does look after F. T. M. Yeah
[00:14:08] He looks like his voice should be like one of those little helium voices. Yeah
[00:14:14] I've been on tea for a couple months
[00:14:18] He really does look like he's on tea. Yeah, he was doing all the podcasts like yeah saying he likes big bitches and stuff
[00:14:24] Does he yeah, he's like the day he likes a song rated
[00:14:29] Yeah, he's like talking about a sneaker collection on fucking Stephen Crowder and stuff. Yeah, Jesus. Oh, I like him big
[00:14:36] Yeah, that's fucking hilarious. You think we get him to suck our cocks written house if we invite him to the podcast
[00:14:42] I don't like this is for justice. I think he's a child. How old I think he's 17 years old. Nah
[00:14:48] I think you're talking about having sex with a child. I was talking about trying to get street justice
[00:14:53] I don't want to get too controversial on here. So let's go back to the crystal
[00:15:04] But I'm that thing was a big L for everyone
[00:15:07] Crystal not no the color it knows why
[00:15:11] well cuz he killed like a
[00:15:13] Insane pedophiles it was crazy. He was a pet about that
[00:15:16] It was yeah, the people thought it was three black guys a father. It's like
[00:15:20] Using the n-word but then like like you know Republicans are like yeah
[00:15:25] He's using the n-word because he's racist which is like you know, he's not racist, but it's also you know that like
[00:15:30] No, you're not supposed to do that
[00:15:34] Not supposed to fucking call people word at the black
[00:15:41] Really is one of the strangest situations
[00:15:43] Yeah, the second guy he's like when it's just a guy was sad cuz he just like skating
[00:15:51] Yeah, I mean of course
[00:15:53] Colorado houses a fucking loser for yeah having a gun to try and go fucking be a pretend
[00:15:59] He's a fucking cop, but yeah, the whole thing but the pedophile ankle is really really funny
[00:16:04] Yeah, insane pedophile
[00:16:06] The cash actually considering that it's not like you know, I because initially I mean I said to like go people like all this guys a pedophile
[00:16:13] It's like okay, so what 30 years ago when he was 19 he dated a 15 year old girl that kind of situation
[00:16:19] They're like no he ain't only raped
[00:16:23] Like seven eight year old black
[00:16:27] He was on his fucking reference on his Penn State shit. Yeah, he was a youth football coach that raped over kids
[00:16:34] He was also like 5 2 also
[00:16:37] He was prosecuted another weird we're detail about the insane
[00:16:41] Persecuted minority as well. Yeah, he was a
[00:16:46] At a black's you couldn't get his meds. It's a it's a really crazy story. Wait. We got out
[00:16:51] He got let out of a mental is he got let out of a bed so
[00:16:55] Because it kept fucking no I kept beating off no because he was crazy
[00:16:59] And then he couldn't get his meds too crazy to me to make a freak out and then he couldn't get his meds and they freaked out
[00:17:07] And he went nuts and then one flocked over a two-year-old and then Kyle
[00:17:12] Yeah
[00:17:15] Interesting pretty crazy story on us that is not when you get that nine-year-old beaver in front of your face
[00:17:21] Oh, yeah, does he talk about a 14 year old or whatever when you get that 15 year old beaver your face?
[00:17:27] Yeah
[00:17:30] They move you open I know that character's a pedophile. Yeah, I've ever seen that be like damn
[00:17:38] He goes real hard. Oh, so beaver is just one Kyle Larry is the written house nest
[00:17:45] Yeah
[00:17:46] Beaver is just such a wild word for pussy. You gotta bring it back. I don't know man
[00:17:51] I don't really want to fuck be for us ever see the IMAX beaver's documentary
[00:17:56] No
[00:17:58] First IMAX ever saw what's about they make dams and yeah, they make dams so really they're pretty cool
[00:18:04] They're very yeah
[00:18:05] They're interesting creatures because it's like you know, it's like some gay ass fucking rat
[00:18:10] Right, but then it's got this thing swimming. It's got a big-ass tail
[00:18:13] It's got this thing that it that that requires like a certain like a lot of their engineers or engineers
[00:18:19] Yeah, like imagine if like fucking's like
[00:18:21] Like you know like flamingos just did their shit. They ate shrimp or whatever
[00:18:27] But then they also could write Python. Yeah
[00:18:31] helicopters
[00:18:34] Line around a little hella right exactly
[00:18:38] Yeah, there's no how to do that they understand retaining walls and shit. Yeah, it's pretty cool and
[00:18:46] What do we all call them?
[00:18:48] Call their species we make it synonymous with pussy. Well, does a beavers pussy look like a woman's pussy?
[00:18:54] It's the closest one because that could be something
[00:18:58] What does the beavers dick look like?
[00:19:01] Also like a woman
[00:19:04] Flat tail that'd be awesome. Yeah, they just have to and they just it goes like
[00:19:11] Oh, it slaps
[00:19:14] That's awesome makes makes pizza. Oh
[00:19:16] Oh, I'm gonna say it'll be for penis
[00:19:20] Sure, it's not you guys are watch there's are watch three angry beavers or leave it to penis
[00:19:25] Yeah, the fuck is my whoa they have a weird little cock. Yeah, the angry beavers. What's that the woman's March?
[00:19:33] Dude, they're I believe their cocks are like little fucking oh, they have bones in their cocks. Yeah
[00:19:39] They have a little conical bony cock
[00:19:41] What the fuck is this you serious
[00:19:48] The fuck all I can see is the bone though. They're not showing me actual. Oh, you know an actual penis
[00:19:59] Yeah, sorry
[00:20:01] It's not really showing me a beavers penis
[00:20:04] Let me look a beaver pussy
[00:20:06] But see that's just gonna show me pussy if I do that
[00:20:12] Yeah, just a bunch of woman's pussies. Let me search beaver animal pussy
[00:20:17] Or beaver pussy animal animal pussy in my soup. Yeah, there's no way to see a beavers with John
[00:20:24] All right, all right guys you want to hear something I did during my winter break
[00:20:30] I'm almost can I finish what I'm doing? I gotta find a beavers
[00:20:33] Yeah, you know what I really focus one second. Do you be really funny if I go look at my computer real quick to
[00:20:40] check the
[00:20:41] That would be really funny. Yeah, it's impossible to see what a beaver's pussy looks like because every time you see any way you search
[00:20:49] It just women's pussy show up. You can't say beaver animal vagina. I'm doing that and nothing's coming up
[00:20:56] What's searches if you tried beaver pussy beaver pussy animal beaver animal pussy beaver animal pussy
[00:21:02] Yeah
[00:21:04] Nothing. Yeah
[00:21:07] This is so fucked up
[00:21:12] Anyway, what did you do ever fucking spring break I read a book okay called chaos
[00:21:21] And by read I did not finish it what a fucking and by read I also mean I listen to the audiobook
[00:21:26] book Adam the car Adam listen to the chaos the audiobook. Yeah, not too chill not too chill
[00:21:33] Shuck Manson was up to some he was on his Epstein shit
[00:21:36] He was on his absies free galene and also diet smoke calm is what we really want to be talking about oh
[00:21:42] Oh, yeah, oh me a spoon I mean I smoke now. There's a book Adams actually read
[00:21:48] diet smoke calm offers this
[00:21:51] Better really good shit better ingredients better pizza diet smoke
[00:21:58] No, bros feel free to riff the introduction I
[00:22:03] Love it because I love smoke, but I'm not trying to gain weight
[00:22:06] Yeah, I know it is very funny. So what this shit is is it's edible
[00:22:13] So it's like they literally the opposite of diet. There's no smoke at all. There's no well
[00:22:17] It's also it's not diets. There's fucking calories in yeah, there's calories
[00:22:22] There's will smoking is zero calories. Yeah, damn. I love these better for you
[00:22:27] I love the drug companies. I know there's it there. They're the only like part of this business is less professional than this
[00:22:35] You know what I mean? Oh, yeah, they're operating a little grazing right now
[00:22:39] So anyway diet diet smoke is perfectly balanced you can enjoy the smooth buzz of diet smoke. Hey, it's me Robert
[00:22:46] Robert the Fefio to Fefio Robert the fuck my Robert the fuck me in my pussy
[00:22:54] You know my problem, you know my problem of that abuzz is sometimes you get so high it can be really difficult to control
[00:23:02] The docent right and your penis falls out of your pants
[00:23:07] When you're meeting the fucking the son of the one you ever you ever seen that Greg
[00:23:11] Hey, but she wanted you ever see you want to be I have a piece Greg. Can you milk me?
[00:23:15] Yeah, I have a penis full of a prostate Greg
[00:23:19] Ronan Greg I was in that
[00:23:28] There's nothing worse than being baked out of your mind when you didn't plan on it. I
[00:23:32] Don't know about being great. Yeah
[00:23:35] Yeah, I'm a being your cock chopped off about being cut off in traffic by an angry large
[00:23:41] African-American man and then being raped by him
[00:23:48] In fact, I routinely get too high and it's kind of fun. Yeah, it's all but you know, it's bad also
[00:23:54] And you know once you hit there's no going back. You just sit there suffering stone out of your mind
[00:24:00] That's why I need the perfect medium high. I hit up my friends at diet smoke for the delicious delta ATHC gummies
[00:24:08] Diet smoke isn't light. It's just right
[00:24:12] Yeah, unlike being raped in the middle of an intersection
[00:24:15] The air smoke diet smoke is better than being raped to the site intersection
[00:24:20] That we can definitely say for sure now
[00:24:23] Let's let's move. Let's take a mosey on down this word document to the section titled product of benefits
[00:24:32] So what exactly is delta eight that you're right that is a benefit is clarifying what the product
[00:24:45] I'm curious what is it because I've been eating a lot of these and getting pretty false a getting pretty fucked up
[00:24:51] I thought it was a type of old's mobile to be honest with you. I thought it was a big old old's mobile for
[00:24:57] Prepared of files or uncles. Yeah
[00:25:00] But it's simply a slightly less potent THC
[00:25:04] The THC that you're probably most familiar with is delta nine
[00:25:08] And while both are natural to the cannabis plant diet smoke extracts their delta eight from hemp
[00:25:14] Some may call this a loophole
[00:25:16] Like lawyers for the federal government
[00:25:18] Like the attorney general like anyone with a fucking brain. Yeah
[00:25:24] I call it the secret recipe to getting a smooth statement and most importantly legal high
[00:25:30] It is legal kind of like using advanced computer software to create an extremely realistic
[00:25:36] picture of an eight-year-old vagina and then masturbate
[00:25:40] The perfect some may call that a loophole. I get I think I would just call that illegal
[00:25:52] I think it probably is I
[00:25:54] Don't know it is a good I think if you run simulation autistic part of my mind can to help but
[00:26:00] Argue that it shouldn't be illegal. Yeah, and that's where you have to that's all it isn't has to take you kept the robots
[00:26:07] Have to yeah, they don't run the world for me someone that isn't autistic
[00:26:11] I really can block off that it's the principal hundred percent of my brain. Yeah. Yeah, I've learned that a lot recently
[00:26:19] Is that there's literally no value in having principal
[00:26:23] It's all about vibes. That's that's kind of my they just kind of my mom
[00:26:27] They really just sort of get you in trouble. Yeah, and you should really just sort of look out for yourself and have no loyalty to anybody
[00:26:34] Yes
[00:26:34] Well, I mean you can have loyalty, but yeah sure, but it's gotta be it's gotta be someone you know sure absolutely
[00:26:40] It's got to be not an idea. Yeah, right. Yeah, loyalty to another person. You're good friends with but ideas now
[00:26:49] and
[00:26:51] Nick is referring to of course being arrested for his synthetic child Pussies child pussy drawings
[00:26:58] That's why we learned this lesson. I'm not that good of an artist
[00:27:05] But you know you go back 500 years ago
[00:27:08] They would have arrested fucking Michael Michael Leonardo for oh, yeah, there's turtle Donna Tello fucking
[00:27:15] Drawing a turtle pussy. Yeah, now he's considered I smoke is legal in most states
[00:27:20] It's not prescription that's awesome
[00:27:30] Most places this is fine
[00:27:35] Six or more does diet smoke really get you high of course it does how you get with diets
[00:27:42] Because best described the summer between the chillness of CBD and a classic stone feeling you get with regular
[00:27:48] Go ahead and say as a frequent user
[00:27:51] It gets you high as fuck. I
[00:27:54] Don't know what this chill is we
[00:27:57] It's we that they haven't figured out that for some reason you're allowed to sell
[00:28:02] Plus diet smoke comes in two delicious flavors blue raspberry and watermelon
[00:28:06] I like blue or asbury, but insert secondary host name likes watermelon
[00:28:13] Hey Adam, I'm the third and there
[00:28:15] Tertiary I'm the tertiary
[00:28:18] I
[00:28:19] Say try and both buy both of them buy all of the products that died smoke calm buy everything nice
[00:28:26] Why you still can because this probably will be illegal in months?
[00:28:30] Actually, who knows man buying sleeping at the fucking wheel. Yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:28:35] He's passed
[00:28:37] I'm looking at this damn website right now a lot of people are telling me to make this stuff illegal
[00:28:41] I'm liking the groovy aesthetic. They have I'll see you later
[00:28:45] I'm going back to Delaware. I'm going for hope with beaches, I like going to robe with beach to show my ass
[00:28:52] To a nurse shark
[00:28:56] I'm going to Chicago. Okay, so if you're in the States, Alaska, Arizona
[00:29:01] Arkansas, California, Colorado, Delaware, Idaho
[00:29:04] I will Mississippi, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada where those damn
[00:29:09] Mormons over in Utah
[00:29:11] You can't you can't get that's fucking a lot of
[00:29:18] Boys buying out they in California. You're just buying you get regular. We do that is funny that it's illegal in California
[00:29:24] But that's how much it's like, you know immediately there's fucking just rich people have control of the weed. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
[00:29:31] There's a lot of the lesser versions. They should still be illegal. It's illegal. You got to buy my shoes
[00:29:36] You have to buy the crack version, right? Is it a lab? You could buy you could buy fucking dad
[00:29:44] Honestly fuck out of chatter. Half the reason I I
[00:29:48] Argue against climate change and pro fossil you want them to flood is because I would love it if
[00:29:54] Yeah, all the meteors floods if the California what happened to the big one weren't they gonna get that?
[00:30:00] Here's a good one over the other day show up on a drug test. Yes
[00:30:19] Enjoy the smooth buzz smoke
[00:30:22] That's officially sponsored by buzz light year of toy store officially Disney player
[00:30:29] I'm a faggot. I smoke. I smoke diets my eat diet smoke to infinity and fuck me am I
[00:30:41] They got a blog on the diet
[00:30:43] Spoke each gummy is infused with hand milligrams of Delta athc derived from American grown hemp
[00:30:49] And you know what they say buy American get high with American. Mm-hmm. We got a little black rifle coffee company
[00:30:56] Kind of vibe. Mm-hmm. Yep. I'm gonna start the white rifle car come coffee company. Yeah, it's black guys
[00:31:03] No, it's white all whites only coffee. Okay, okay
[00:31:08] Isn't that kind of black rifle it would be fun to just start a coffee company called the Nazi whites only Hitler rules coffee
[00:31:15] Black rifles like stop and they can't really say why
[00:31:23] Jews coffee chill out come on man. That's that's a touch beyond
[00:31:34] When CBD you have inched over the line, you know what they say buy American get high of American
[00:31:40] Delta gummies are low in sugar fat-free and delicious nice. I love that. Oh, did I mention they're illegal?
[00:31:47] Did I mention their legal question mark question mark because they are the question is did I mention?
[00:31:55] But this is a vinyl hud shit. It's like oh, and did I mention comma their legal question their illegal?
[00:32:02] Yeah
[00:32:04] Now they're legal legal with the question mark stands alone
[00:32:09] so there the the the
[00:32:12] Declaration is
[00:32:13] Their legal but the quest the implicate whatever you know what I'm saying. I get what you're saying Papi go to diet smoke
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[00:32:45] Yeah, please do well, I'm looking at their Instagram now. Oh, yeah, it looks like they have a lot of
[00:32:51] Real followers a lot of a lot of kind of hip hip-hop style
[00:32:58] Black people like
[00:33:01] No, there's a white DJ guy here DJ scheme. He looks a cool name
[00:33:07] He looks to be like and this guy fat Nick. He also appears to be a white guy
[00:33:12] But he has facial tattoos. I think smoke shop. Yeah, they got a lot of cool celebrity
[00:33:17] I guess we're joining the family of celebrity. We're not
[00:33:22] They haven't paid us for anything other than right now. Yeah, so, you know, I don't see their Instagram. Oh
[00:33:29] I'm on a real diet smoke. Oh real diet smoke. I got forbid you think it's the fake one. Yeah
[00:33:40] Real diet smoke
[00:33:42] Okay, yeah
[00:33:54] I don't see what you're saying. I'm saying II. I'm gonna see fat Nick. I don't see a DJ
[00:33:59] Unreal died smoke. Yeah, they only have 10 posts
[00:34:03] Yeah, they have 10 posts whatever I
[00:34:06] Just I want to look very cool. I'm on Instagram and now I'm on my
[00:34:10] 18,000 followers my explore page is just a bunch of bitches with their titties
[00:34:15] I which is what I like and they're and somehow kpop has gotten onto my explore page and they're following only 30 people
[00:34:23] And none of us. Oh and here's Brianna with her titties out respect. I love Instagram
[00:34:30] Although it seems like they really want you to start making fucking tiktoks now
[00:34:34] No, you want tiktok no, I'm not but it seems like they want you to do videos
[00:34:39] Oh, I was on there for a day and they took the audio. They don't even ban you. They just strip the audio out of your
[00:34:44] Oh, really all my videos. Yeah, so now you have to be a mime. I don't know what I'm gonna do
[00:34:50] I have no idea what I'm gonna do in this sense. What are you talking about? I'm gonna have to fucking work at the mall again. No
[00:34:56] you're not
[00:34:58] You'll be rich. You'll be sucking dick
[00:35:00] So
[00:35:03] Sorry, I was some bitch again with her tits out. So I'm just gonna look at my Instagram now, so
[00:35:09] Yeah, I'm aware I so for some reason so basically Instagram is just stolen tiktok the way they did a snapchat
[00:35:17] And they just have it all as part of Instagram
[00:35:20] So a bunch of tiktoks are popping up at a bunch of
[00:35:23] weren't you into kpop for like a month?
[00:35:25] I started doing that as a joke and then that didn't know where okay?
[00:35:30] Because I'm ready to talk about black pink now. That was me desperately looking for some other kind of I watch that
[00:35:36] Angle or new thing or something right yeah new thing to make life feel
[00:35:40] No, not make life feel but like a weird prod because I would say I'm really into kpop and then could navigate that world
[00:35:47] And then figure out a way to
[00:35:49] Sort of ruin it somehow right from the inside
[00:35:52] Well, I just want to say I would fuck the members of black pink. Yeah, I watched the documentary. They have a documentary
[00:35:58] Yeah, there's a there's a tie girl. Yeah, I'd like to make I'd like to get sucked off
[00:36:07] Black and blue by holding them down
[00:36:13] They just fuck them you just put a sock in their mouth and then but they're into that sort of thing
[00:36:18] They like that kind of thing. Oh, they like I'm saying in this fantasy
[00:36:21] You're not talking about raping anyone. Yeah, you just brutalize. I know I'm not what's it brutalize ah
[00:36:28] Fuck sorry, I just thought Nick I think just went as a ass ah sorry. I'll take it out right now
[00:36:34] There it is
[00:36:44] You think Lisa would fuck me Adam you saw the documentary. I don't know that much
[00:36:48] Based on her vibe Lisa chinks
[00:36:53] No, Laleesa from black pink based on her vibe you think she's into fat guys
[00:37:00] I don't think it doesn't seem like boyfriends right so I have to go where I have to steal her from them
[00:37:05] I think you have to do kind of like what Borat did with Pamela Anderson put her in a big throwback over her
[00:37:12] I would do that for her and and take for her to feel freedom this one looks weird
[00:37:16] She looks what is that's Lisa? No, that's not is it yeah?
[00:37:20] Yeah, my fucker. She looks good. They're pretty skinny. I will say that could be an issue
[00:37:25] This girl looks fucking just yeah, you might break them. That's gross
[00:37:32] Look I've seen four TikToks over and she looked hot. What do you want from me? No, we're gonna pull up Momo from twice real quick
[00:37:42] Twice
[00:37:44] Now Momo can get it
[00:37:48] Momo's hot momo definitely could get it. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah
[00:37:53] You speak Japanese and would like to oh wait momos Japanese. We're talking about kpop dude
[00:37:58] Yeah, but this is kpop. Oh, she's a Japanese kpop store
[00:38:02] If any of you speak Japanese and would like to harass momo might be half
[00:38:06] Sending her possibly breaking the law
[00:38:09] If you international laws and
[00:38:15] The nice part about this is if I was married to this lady
[00:38:18] I could accidentally fuck all of her co-workers and it would be an earnest claim to say my bad
[00:38:24] I thought it was you
[00:38:27] I swear to God. I thought I was fucking you. I will say one thing. Oh, there's also one
[00:38:33] There's one lady
[00:38:35] Who has big tits that pops up almost got a pair
[00:38:40] All right, I'm telling you in this world. Who's got big tips. There's one of them
[00:38:45] I think her name is Jesse or some shit go away and max
[00:38:48] I think she's a little older, but she's got big ass titties and big lips and I would absolutely fuck her as well
[00:38:55] But other than her I haven't really seen a lot of kpop stars with big titties
[00:38:59] Which is some I think that's a market in efficiency and if I were to get involved
[00:39:03] I also just watch money ball. So if I were involved in kpop
[00:39:06] I would say they need big my group would have all huge tits
[00:39:10] Mm-hmm and that I think that would really do something well when you watch the documentary you see that they have
[00:39:17] basically like
[00:39:18] These like like in the shadows corporate interests behind of course putting them together
[00:39:24] Gates is behind all the kids
[00:39:26] They have they they have different combinations of girls until they get the right combination course
[00:39:33] So basically we need to start our own idols. Do you think any of them fuck each other?
[00:39:38] With any of the idols that would be cool. I think some of them have that's awesome, but I mean girls
[00:39:43] I don't want guys of no now you're ruining. Oh some of them. That'd be cool
[00:39:49] I don't want to guys to fuck them. I'm saying they all go to the idols
[00:39:53] Yeah, I fuck them. Yeah, all the other guys fucking them. I guess they could let me take that back to learn some skills
[00:40:00] Listen those guys look like girls anyway. That's true. It's pretty close to two girls. That is actually it looks like pretty girls
[00:40:06] I could probably jack off to a guy in a kpop group and a girl kissing
[00:40:12] It would look from the right angles just
[00:40:14] Girls well, you know what I mean. I wouldn't want to see his dick. Yeah, but if you give him tits
[00:40:24] Slender and you get them tits. All right
[00:40:28] Anyway, that's my I'm just saying a lot of those guys are with bigger titties
[00:40:33] A lot of those guys in my in my book brother. That's a gal. So you would fuck those guys. Oh, yeah, they're pretty cute guys
[00:40:40] Yeah, and they can dance. Oh
[00:40:42] My god, I don't really care if they can dance personally
[00:40:48] I just use the money to get in like a little apartment in Korea and just fill up with like girls toys
[00:40:54] And I just sit in there masturbating
[00:40:59] Leave the house to get ramen
[00:41:04] She's wearing those wooden shoes. Oh, yeah gained 300. Yeah, you just need those corn dogs with french fries like
[00:41:10] Glutena
[00:41:18] Order robin
[00:41:21] Dude, why do those you showing up in advance trying to get fucking things signed by
[00:41:27] By these women and I'm like have you a hodakoo of kamatone?
[00:41:31] I
[00:41:35] Scored it out. I would like to go to karaven. I've only been you went to Korea
[00:41:40] Yeah, but I only went with that like uso show. I didn't really get time to like hang out you were on a business
[00:41:45] I was on a business trip you're being a business and I didn't get to go to I didn't get to go to soul
[00:41:49] I was just in like some fucking shitty it'll never happen because this shows ending and they'll never be another tour again
[00:41:55] But if for whatever reason we never went to back to Australia if we could do a soul trip rather than a Tokyo trip
[00:42:02] I don't know if I can it would just no, I'm just rewriting the past right right right now
[00:42:07] I don't know if I can relive my Asian trip to Australia experience. We're never gonna
[00:42:13] We're never even gonna do a live show
[00:42:15] Probably no unless someone here's the thing we started saying that and then maybe somebody offers us like a hundred thousand dollars to do it
[00:42:21] It's gotta be yeah, it's gotta be at least fucking the quarter million at the
[00:42:26] At the crypto.com the reason Australia probably won't have is because we just won't make enough money because it's too expensive to go there
[00:42:32] Yeah, but if someone in phil Delphi wants to pay us like 30,000 each
[00:42:38] We'll do a live show at the damn liberty bill
[00:42:42] I'll ring that shit. I'll break it again
[00:42:46] Um
[00:42:47] Yeah, dude. I want to go to fucking I want to go to fucking korea in japan
[00:42:52] Um, but I don't know
[00:42:55] I'm about to oopsie daisy. Let me tell you
[00:42:59] fucking
[00:43:01] Blue shoes i can is it blue cheer? Oh nice
[00:43:06] Let's just confirm that
[00:43:09] Let's just confirm that before we go on you amated kara. Oh, I don't know how to oh you are you confirmed
[00:43:14] I was just looking at instagram. Oh, I was looking at more korea. I'm gonna money talk about it for a second
[00:43:19] I'll go look at my computer. Yeah, I'm almost 100 percent sure. Okay. That's fine. Yes blue chew.com folks tis this season
[00:43:26] I don't know about you, but the holidays I packed on a couple lbs
[00:43:31] I wasn't doing my normal routine
[00:43:33] I wasn't out. I wasn't exercising like I was I was eating like shit and that can take a real toll normally
[00:43:39] So I was 135 pounds. I'm usually as veld. I'm a I'm a I'm a bantam weight
[00:43:45] When I box but I gay I did gain
[00:43:49] Over over 200 pounds
[00:43:52] Over the holiday season
[00:43:55] and
[00:43:58] And I don't know about you folks, but those extra, you know holiday croissants
[00:44:03] Those extra cookies
[00:44:05] That can do damage to your penis. It can make your erection soft. It can make it not as long lasting
[00:44:11] Uh, and there's nothing worse than inviting a gal over in december the chill is in the air
[00:44:17] She wants nothing more than to suck your little prick and guess what you're too fat you're too fat and too soft
[00:44:24] And unhealthy yeah, and too you're gonna have to say fat
[00:44:27] I've been doubling up and taking two of the pills
[00:44:30] I get the maximum dosage. I get take two of them to offset the cocaine. Right. Um, well, that's the other aspect of it
[00:44:37] I've holiday eating holiday cocaine use I've realized I don't actually uh
[00:44:43] Need dick pills
[00:44:44] My dick will work, but only because my body
[00:44:48] Understand it for a long time. It didn't but it was because it thought my body was like there's something wrong
[00:44:53] Maybe we shouldn't be getting hard right now, but now my body or flight response now my body knows. Okay. We're gonna die
[00:44:59] Right, so we need to get the dick hard to try and start over with a new person right that might not have your dick is on its best
[00:45:06] Behavior right now. Right. It's like and the thing is that's I've been knocking up women left and right right as well
[00:45:13] I piss myself. Yeah. Well the good news is that will stop that will end eventually and you will need pills to get your dick hard again
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[00:45:37] Than some alternative
[00:45:39] The goal is to take the blue chew
[00:45:41] Right before you die before you die. I think you that way the coroner is like, you know
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[00:45:57] He's got a nice one. Yeah, and then they read the psychological file and they're like, okay. All right closer
[00:46:09] Subject was a fan
[00:46:14] Yeah, he's working that guy that particular coroner is working off a very dated dsm
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[00:46:42] For a fraction of the price for a fraction of the price. I've had a subreddit called kpop fap
[00:46:48] Okay, it's just it's just dedicated. I'm feeding Jack. I'm masturbating the cap
[00:46:58] It's this bitch holding flowers. Yeah, you can't even see their tits. Yeah, hell is that?
[00:47:03] Yeah, that's geo
[00:47:05] Nice the total package everyone else is racing for second
[00:47:11] What can she in from vina vernoculus vernoculus vernoculus
[00:47:15] No, that's the guy's name. I read it. Oh, the third pick exemplifies a perfect date setting with the sun in the back
[00:47:32] Saying to yourself taking a picture of the view and thinking I wish this would never end. Oh, no, dude
[00:47:38] Okay, well if you need for your dick with that with that man needs for his whole time
[00:47:43] I'm so I'm so I'm so sure to your door cancel anytime. No gimmicks. No, no bullshit
[00:47:49] Just a hard-ass dick and some chewable tab. No bullshit
[00:47:52] You know visits to the fucking pharmacy no pharmacists making you feel like less of a man because your cock doesn't work
[00:48:00] No doctor saying hey, you're pretty young. Maybe you should try exercising none of that bullshit
[00:48:05] Is a fucking discreet package sent to your fucking house that'll make your cock harder than fucking yeah
[00:48:16] You can even imagine the rest of these guys are normal guys those tits look big and juicy
[00:48:22] These guys are all normal. There's this one guy imagining like putting his napkin on his lap
[00:48:27] Fucking
[00:48:32] So you go to bluetooth.com
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[00:48:53] a hard-ass dick all January
[00:48:55] That and I like you can't beat that. Let's get back to this
[00:49:01] All right, so we're gonna have no good app. We're gonna have to take a look at vernoculous
[00:49:05] Name beep his name a dealer of sorts. So 4908 beep his name
[00:49:10] I don't give a fuck anymore. I really don't care
[00:49:18] What other stuff is this guy into yeah, okay here we go. This is 27 days ago on kpop fat
[00:49:26] It's a picture of jenny from black pink. Let me take a look and oh jenny is pretty hot
[00:49:31] Yeah, wait, how come I can't see his comic and see the preview of his comment, but not since they
[00:49:34] I want to pin her to the wall and tell her you want to taste my pop-up popsicle. Yeah, then she says yes
[00:49:45] She says yes
[00:49:50] Goddamn jenny is pretty hot. Yeah jenny is not
[00:49:55] Anything any other good stuff and they made this cut. Oh my god. It's nice living in this realm
[00:50:01] Oh
[00:50:04] Oh god, did we finish the read blue?
[00:50:06] Chee we did promo code you got it. Yeah, we said come town or come town 20
[00:50:11] That's the most important part of the promo code if you are mr. vernoculous
[00:50:16] Visit on the house. We'll give you yeah, honestly we will come town. Yeah
[00:50:24] Oh, man, that's awesome
[00:50:27] Give me now most of these are just weird
[00:50:29] Yeah, okay pop fat
[00:50:37] They probably don't let them
[00:50:39] You you won't even find like they probably even take news the fucking no they don't let them say they get in trouble if they're sluts
[00:50:45] Yeah, the most elusive cleavage of all time and here we are what a time to be a lawyer
[00:50:53] Let's see the elusive page. It's this this girl. It's barely
[00:50:57] Yeah, it's just yeah for a second you sort of see your tip and then the shape
[00:51:01] Somebody named the silent curry response the era is changing finally
[00:51:07] And they opening up the more cleavage is how they're saying work cleavage dude. I love the kpop fab subrud. Yeah
[00:51:13] Think of the era is changing the 2021 kpop rk pop fab subrudet survey
[00:51:20] And the survey is
[00:51:22] 18 plus side than 18 will not be listed. Oh, I guess this is just uh
[00:51:28] No, we don't get the results. This kpop makeup the majority of your fapping
[00:51:33] These guys want to know how much the other guys beat off what you're did you get indicate about fapping? Oh my god
[00:51:40] Both where you from oh, it's not about who the hottest girls
[00:51:45] When did you start beating off these girls?
[00:51:48] I
[00:51:51] So fucking sick these guys are awesome
[00:51:55] That just goes to show you like people really need friendship
[00:51:58] Maybe the only reason I am this horny is because friendship has always been covered in my life
[00:52:03] Yeah, you know, I've had my same friends since I was a little kid
[00:52:07] So I've never felt the need to
[00:52:09] Try and connect through horniness with other men
[00:52:12] I just am trying to get my dick sucked by girls
[00:52:14] But these guys are desperate when you go back and hang out with your friends these guys are desperately looking for
[00:52:21] Uh, you know a community of god who likes to jack off to the same
[00:52:25] They just want friends and they happen to be trying to bond through beating off to these like yeah
[00:52:31] You don't even see in the outline of a nipple
[00:52:34] Like it's not even close. I couldn't beat off to this kind of stuff when I was 13 and they're grown men beating off to it
[00:52:39] I'm not even
[00:52:45] Even me
[00:52:48] Just drunk. It's just like a drunk drunk vision. I don't even fucking know
[00:52:54] I don't even fucking know and now I'm looking at Jesse. Mm-hmm. She's got big ass days. I just want to see more of an Oculus both
[00:53:06] Damn
[00:53:08] Yeah, dude, I'm about to move to soul
[00:53:11] And I'm gonna do your the life you said but
[00:53:14] Stay this fat and I can't wait
[00:53:17] I'm just gonna see who gets expelled from the idle school and try and marry her. Yeah for being a slut
[00:53:22] Yeah, I gotta line the way
[00:53:24] And then you start kick that for a second cock
[00:53:27] I saw your own group of sluts and then they defeat all the other groups. Yep
[00:53:32] Because again, what's the market in efficiency huge tits?
[00:53:35] New era I get them all big ass impulse. That'll be a new era
[00:53:39] That'll be the new era of kpop
[00:53:41] Usher didn't ush you didn't thanks to all the tiktoks that got into my
[00:53:46] Instagram. Yeah, what's up with Jesse damn
[00:53:52] I got a new follow
[00:53:54] You got a new follow-up. I'm just gonna start following nine million. She's got nine million followers. You think I have a chance
[00:53:59] That's that's the problem is because not for a while. I thought that myself when I kind of got into this. Holy shit
[00:54:05] Lisa is 71 million followers. Yeah, they're way more famous than us. I thought even quite I thought look bitch
[00:54:12] I got fucking 40,000 people to follow me on a parody account
[00:54:17] Then I continue to get banned from Twitter
[00:54:20] spreading vaccine
[00:54:24] We so like that
[00:54:26] Like that Lisa's gonna like that. Yeah, Lisa might be anti-vax dude. You never know
[00:54:34] Damn 71 mill. That's awesome
[00:54:37] But Jesse's only got nine mill, you know, that's something
[00:54:40] Taehyun that she is feeding us a lot lately. I hope she keep doing it more
[00:54:45] Like thinking that they're secretly showing cleavage so that they'll be masturbated to on kpop fap
[00:54:51] by john froth
[00:54:53] We're un forsaken dick
[00:54:58] Damn dude
[00:54:59] I want to come on her cleavage. There we go. Something regular
[00:55:03] Vanisizing about hearing her throaty moans as i'm furiously thrusting into that tight petite body planting kisses on her neck and looking
[00:55:10] Through her eyes. Oh my god
[00:55:13] What the fuck is that somebody say why are you posting that out of public?
[00:55:18] And feeling how her muscles fight to keep you inside of her squeezing
[00:55:21] You're like
[00:55:27] Guys
[00:55:31] No, that is what it be like
[00:55:34] Fight to keep you inside
[00:55:37] Wow
[00:55:41] Hey fellows, here's what i'm
[00:55:43] Staring at her sweat running down her exposed naked beauty do people like like these how many likes that come in scent and hot breath?
[00:55:51] Feeling her tremble underneath you
[00:55:54] That's a gay guy pretending to be straight. I need an intense blowjob from her and spray all my stin
[00:56:06] You know what you're using it as a tool of english good fun. That's fine
[00:56:11] My god these photos look like sexting photos. I wonder if she poses like this too when she sends news
[00:56:17] This is so hot. Oh my god
[00:56:26] Do so do people interact with are they getting like likes these comments?
[00:56:31] Well that one that one is 18 upwards this one has negative too. Mommy. Sorry. Mommy shit. Sorry mommy
[00:56:40] mommy
[00:56:41] Fuck sorry
[00:56:43] Who what about the one with a fragrant breath or whatever how many up votes zero poor human?
[00:56:49] No, this is how many say I don't know what this is poor humans
[00:56:52] You can only jerk to them through pics like these meanwhile I get to lick and suck an unis titties on a daily basis
[00:56:59] I'm sure you do bro. That's why you're on three note and keep up no fat
[00:57:04] Whatever is actually good. Go to that guy's account. It would be so sick if he's just like some famous guy
[00:57:17] So fucking awesome
[00:57:26] I fuck all of them
[00:57:28] You have to you have to masturbate the idea
[00:57:35] Jockoon bow
[00:57:37] Every day for four years. I make fuck to her
[00:57:42] You only you only touch me there
[00:57:46] That would be awesome. I would be so fucking sick
[00:57:50] No, if there's a guy from the community that made it through the wrecks. That'll be awesome. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god
[00:57:57] These photos are too fucking sexy. Seriously. We'll need to allocate a separate session dedicated to these photos
[00:58:05] That's like will need to like he's an organization. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, when he beats on
[00:58:12] She's combined all of these trademark honestly, but these guys are happy dude if my whole life was just like I wake up every morning like
[00:58:18] Tom to jack off to korean with
[00:58:22] And then i'm like morning boys
[00:58:24] I got the fun fellas. How was your beating off? Just a coffee going
[00:58:30] You put on a suit. Yeah, there's just like scabs all over my day beating off all the time. That's awesome. Yeah
[00:58:38] And i'm like oh
[00:58:40] Tajuni is really got me wild. I have to be careful unless I get a bacterial infection of my car
[00:58:50] From sweet
[00:58:52] Tajud has
[00:58:55] I have to see these there's not there's literally nothing that is insane. There's she's like just wearing a
[00:59:02] It's taking as a bathroom selfie. She looks like my fucking stepma. There's nothing
[00:59:09] I mean, you know, she's hot, but there's nothing hot about these pictures. Who the fuck cares
[00:59:13] I said that those are like nudes. Yeah, he wonders. I wonder what tayune is doing when taking this kind of photos
[00:59:23] Nothing yeah sitting in a fucking chair
[00:59:27] That's so fucking sick. I don't know what she's doing, but judging by her expression. I've already got a very good idea of what's being done to her out of frame
[00:59:35] Really you think someone's eating her pussy while she's taking with her completely almost flat af she's just sort of smiling
[00:59:41] Mm-hmm. I love k-pop fat dude
[00:59:46] This this is like music to my ears. Shout out to the k-pop fat group
[00:59:52] Yeah
[00:59:55] Goddamn windy. I guess one of these bitches named windy. Yeah
[01:00:02] That's awesome sharrel
[01:00:05] Sharrel jockboon
[01:00:07] Yeah, my name's trachell june wondo
[01:00:14] Some some men are getting their dick sucked by kareena tayune in this fucking goddesses let that sink
[01:00:23] Not even in
[01:00:25] I think about that quite often and the feeling is not pleasant. Haha. Let's go back to masturbate
[01:00:40] Let's let us that motivate us to be the best version of ourselves in a spare
[01:00:45] That's good. That's positive women that that this hot we all men gang. Let's keep the grind good. That's a good
[01:00:52] That's a nice point. That's nice. Let's let this inspire us to get better to get better men
[01:00:58] It is not a reason to be sad instead of spire to get a girl like one of them. Haha. Thank you for the words. Let's get it
[01:01:05] Hell yeah, I like let's go
[01:01:08] Let's get it. Let's get it. Yeah, damn what I'm imagining doing to them
[01:01:12] Some dude might actually be doing it for real chill out. Holy shit must be like heaven
[01:01:17] I mean it's high-une and winter look like they could be sisters
[01:01:21] Tayune is the classy and the hot big sister
[01:01:24] You'd like the wine and dine while winter is cute and sweet little sister. You'd like to put your own
[01:01:29] How do you have the energy to do this?
[01:01:35] I I like I just I mean I guess if they're a bit
[01:01:37] At this point. Yeah exactly until it. I don't even fucking look at anything
[01:01:41] I struggled to get my dick hard and then I think I'm like fucking like those motherfuckers never gave me my
[01:01:47] security deposit
[01:01:50] And then I fucking I wipe my cum on the carpet
[01:01:55] I just wipe it on the goog floor
[01:01:58] And then I'm like time for a cigarette
[01:02:01] And to do my fucking job. I gotta do my job. You can read posts
[01:02:09] Read post my korean 11 year old
[01:02:11] I love it though. Yeah, this is this is very good shit. Shut up. So fucking glad we found this
[01:02:22] There's another one cave feats. That's just pictures of these women's feet korean women. Yeah
[01:02:29] I do want to say real quick guys. Oh, San Diego. Please come see me. He has a natural sex face in my honest. That is true
[01:02:37] So San Diego, I'm gonna be there at the American comedy company the 13th through the 15th
[01:02:43] Then i'm in vaguest the 27th to the 29th
[01:02:46] Sacramento February 3rd to the 5th
[01:02:50] Houston Austin
[01:02:52] Addison
[01:02:54] also in February San Francisco in February vancouver march 3rd to the 5th st. louis chicago
[01:03:00] So burlington charlotte national atlanta toronto providence dc philly and that will do it
[01:03:07] And then i'm gonna fucking quit comedy and disappear into the woods
[01:03:10] So but san diego and vaguest are coming up
[01:03:13] So if you fucking buy some tickets to that and the special for those of you wondering will i'll have more information on it
[01:03:19] It'll probably be out. I'm gonna say late february early march and i'm still figuring out where it's gonna go
[01:03:24] But i'm leaning towards releasing it myself
[01:03:26] So, you know i'm doing atlanta new orleans
[01:03:32] Shreveport
[01:03:34] Fayetteville
[01:03:35] Dallas i would actually i would do that run fayetteville yeah
[01:03:39] Shreveport and fayetteville. Yeah, fucking why not dude little just find a bar
[01:03:45] the off the wagon
[01:03:47] On the in on the road off the wagon on the road off the wagon on the and then in parentheses in the zone
[01:03:54] On in the zone
[01:03:57] On in the zone that's a good one. That's the tour
[01:04:00] But i guess i gotta start doing stand. Oh and i might buy my fucking calendars, baby and folks i'll be in
[01:04:07] Chicago
[01:04:08] Awesome for mezzanine i will as someone who studies brass for a living
[01:04:16] I think it's safe to save me as a low beak up
[01:04:20] full enough for a hands full
[01:04:22] Studies brass for a living
[01:04:25] Her tits are tiny, but she tries so hard to jiggle them because she wants to be the center of attention
[01:04:30] So true, who's this let me take a look say though
[01:04:34] In the mommy, she's also you know, it's what's crazy is they're all hot they are hot
[01:04:39] They're made by machines i would fuck them
[01:04:44] I do want to fuck all maybe i'll watch maybe i'll watch that documentary Adam. What's it on?
[01:04:48] I don't know. I think it was on netflix
[01:04:50] Okay, i watched it
[01:04:53] Okay a couple months thank you i just fapped to this. Oh my god i instantly get hard
[01:05:00] Just telling your boys you got hard fuck me i come even without touching my dick. Oh, that's fucking that's nice
[01:05:07] You think these guys are like korean
[01:05:10] I just they're like a nice probably like weird german guy i think half of them are and then the other half is everything else
[01:05:16] No k-pop is international i know
[01:05:18] It's huge
[01:05:19] huge
[01:05:22] I think way less than half a korean you think so yeah
[01:05:27] It's interesting we'd have to do somebody figure that out somebody going k-pop no fap and tell us we're
[01:05:33] Devouring that tight goddess ass after a long workout
[01:05:37] Nice. Hell yeah
[01:05:40] It's a pilates video
[01:05:42] Okay, damn
[01:05:53] Yeah, so if any of you guys know them let them know that we say what's up. Yeah
[01:05:59] I want to be one of the guys that they're jealous of on k-pop. Yeah, I want them to suck me off
[01:06:05] God, can you imagine someone fuck them for real?
[01:06:07] Don't shit to come to go back to masturbate
[01:06:13] It is nothing to be sad about we gang men get together to aspire to fuck them
[01:06:21] That's the kind of shit you can do if you live in korea or one of these countries. It's on the come up
[01:06:26] Right what the fuck am I supposed to do as an american right? We're just a mining empire. This shit. No, they're gonna force me full of vaccines
[01:06:33] I don't want to fucking take that make me get a job sucking dick for a living right up
[01:06:38] Just so Bill Gates can get another fucking helicopter
[01:06:41] Yep, and I'm supposed to pretend that one day maybe I'd actually be able to fuck you, na
[01:06:48] We know that's not happening. I know it's not happening. You're dicks. I gotta work because all the vaccines
[01:06:52] Because all the yeah exactly
[01:06:54] Because of the vaccine
[01:06:56] Yeah, the vaccine made my dick really small. Yeah, but I care about the bet the greater good. Yeah, it was big before
[01:07:08] The vaccine ruined my dick
[01:07:11] Before my dick was sure you could ask anyone ask every hot
[01:07:15] Literally every but they forgot because they got the vaccine
[01:07:18] Yeah, but before they had memories of me because the vaccine is also like just men in black blinky thing for hot girls. Yeah
[01:07:25] Hot girls
[01:07:27] A lot of people don't know that. Mm-hmm
[01:07:30] Now I have to lie to girls that I never got the vaccine
[01:07:36] That's why you just take a shit in their pussy
[01:07:38] True because it that'll fuck them up worse in the vaccine
[01:07:42] You know, what does it give them toxic? We were always saying they want their pussy destroyed and it's like yeah
[01:07:47] Well, let's see what happens when you have a bacterial chipotle diarrhea in your fucking snack from two three
[01:07:56] Through
[01:07:58] Pass through a digestive system. It still hasn't fixed itself after a decade of being a raging alcohol
[01:08:06] Just imagine her tight butthole wrapped around your
[01:08:09] Crocs
[01:08:11] Your cock head until she milks you dry. So you're coming cider ass and proceeds to dance like this on a stage
[01:08:19] Well, that's that's the amazing things that dancing with a butthole full calm. Yeah, right
[01:08:24] Wow, that's awesome. Ryugin wearing them shorts nicely. There you go
[01:08:30] Trying to better myself so I can feel as though I deserve her
[01:08:34] Yeah, they're all they're definitely asian because only in
[01:08:36] Only it takes a zen mind to absolutely spend your entire day masturbating the pictures of women and being like
[01:08:44] There is a spiritual path forward here
[01:08:47] Which I create that's what the third matrix should have been about
[01:08:50] Neo should have been some fact I masturbating to the fourth he means yeah the new one
[01:08:55] He should have been a fact I masturbating to kpop and then he's just a fat white fucking loser
[01:09:01] And then if he thinks hard enough he gets to fuck them. He doesn't get to fuck them
[01:09:04] He just becomes a Korean guy masturbating
[01:09:09] And that's that's good enough
[01:09:12] Morpheus is like you should be happy with this neo neo and by the way we get into the it could be worse
[01:09:18] You could be on the down low
[01:09:21] I mean not like me. I'm straight
[01:09:26] And by the way folks we get into the fourth matrix in a major way on the bonus episode
[01:09:30] Which you can find at patreon.com slash come down comes out this on comes out this Sunday
[01:09:36] Now's the time to sign up. It's not it's $60 tops of the red because it ain't gonna exist then one year
[01:09:44] So do it now enjoy it. Yeah, and we can really get into we really get into the new matrix
[01:09:50] Who's that I love mature chinese idols Chang shao pinky and now shao ting or in my must fabulous
[01:09:56] I just probably what's up with pinky is that Chang shao? She looks hot pinky and give brain
[01:10:03] Maybe the mature ones
[01:10:04] Maybe it's kind of like when porn stars age into milph and they just get bigger tits and a bigger ass
[01:10:09] Maybe the mature idols get big it tits and big one of these guys is literally going to just like sit down
[01:10:14] Indian style and set himself on fire because he can't fuck one of these women
[01:10:20] That's not so bad he he went out swinging dude. I see a camel toe
[01:10:24] So
[01:10:30] How we doing we're doing good dude episodes over the episode is over
[01:10:35] We had so much fun reading these guys fucking little messages. Yeah, well get ready for a fucking year of that
[01:10:44] I was gonna find
[01:10:48] She does have big tits. Oh, yeah, who's this that's momo
[01:10:52] Damn, okay, that's all right. Mm-hmm. All right, and that's a beautiful way to end this
[01:10:58] Everyone go beat off
[01:11:00] That's what I call a gift dress one unwrapping and she's fully naked ready to be used for your pleasure
[01:11:06] Yeah, these kids never had sex
[01:11:08] For pleasure and that's why he calls it a gift address. Yep. Oh, it's a gift because that makes sense. That skits a freddy. Yeah
[01:11:17] That's what I call a gift
[01:11:19] You're right. There's certain she does have a nice little pair on her for sure. Oh, yeah
[01:11:24] Oh, yeah, shut shut at the moment
[01:11:26] That is a type of porn where a guy it's called like luxury porn or something
[01:11:30] Yeah, you would know where a guy gives a woman an expensive dress
[01:11:34] You have got the bikini. I swear to god. I met this guy once I told me you jacked off. That's what he jacks off to really
[01:11:40] No, it wasn't me
[01:11:43] You met again. It wasn't me
[01:11:45] Adam meets another classic Adam meets a guy
[01:11:48] You meet a lot of guys in gay shit
[01:11:52] No, no, it is it is quite possibly the gayest straight porn you can watch. Yeah, it's true
[01:11:57] Yeah, it's just like look how fab is a Jewish my face buried between binnies fat-ass chiefs
[01:12:04] I amen brother. I would love it if kpop fab had like just one just to hood-ass black dude. Yeah
[01:12:10] I'm sure it's all just all nerds. Don't korean 12 year olds and then one guy is like, you know, just fucking yeah
[01:12:17] I'll tell you why
[01:12:22] They're like it is not honorable the way you describe her body
[01:12:25] Well, all right. Yeah