Cum Town | Regular | 01/12/2022
[00:00:00] It's been one week since I saw your dick and now I forgot what it looked like and I see it again. Can I look?
[00:00:07] Can I see yes, just a check? I just want to check. I just want to make sure that I remember what it looks like
[00:00:21] I'm gonna put the man in his ass. Oh, it's time to kill myself
[00:00:24] And that's but first come town. That's right. Yeah
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[00:00:44] Where you know, I know a lot of people thought the show was lazy and unprofessional right for yeah
[00:00:49] We've heard that but and by the way, that's we pour our hearts and souls into this
[00:00:55] I'm I'm exhausted. We have meetings every listen back to every episode Adam has Adam has the like a
[00:01:02] We don't have we don't it's kind of like curb your enthusiasm
[00:01:05] Yeah, we don't write down the dialogue, but we know where each scene is gonna go. Yeah, there's a loose outline
[00:01:10] There's a loose outline. Yeah, we have lawyers in the room standards and practices. So that's pretty
[00:01:15] Executive they should have called that show circumcise your enthusiasm. Yes. Oh, yeah
[00:01:21] I know that's something I realized well noticing the demographics of the show. Yeah, right. I don't know what you mean. Oh
[00:01:36] What do you mean he's uncut he's uncut some like that. That'll be Jeff and
[00:01:40] And Larry yeah, and then he's like I ain't on cut. You know that would be a black guy
[00:01:48] You know who JB smooth. Oh JB smooth. Yeah, yeah, Leon Leon would have a really thick
[00:01:55] Uncut oh Larry. You don't have a hood right something like that Larry you got to have a hood
[00:02:00] You got to get and then it would be an episode where Larry tries to grow his you know, I get four skins Larry
[00:02:06] That's more dick to suck. Mm-hmm. You got a hood that's extra dick a girl kiss. Yeah, and Larry's like I am your
[00:02:13] Yeah, the crazy eyes killer episode. Yeah, he says it he says it a couple times
[00:02:17] Yeah, he says it in the back in the courtroom scene
[00:02:21] Right here's a guy a racist in the bathroom and then he has to tell the judge
[00:02:25] That's funny that he heard a racist guy in the bathroom. He said what did he say?
[00:02:29] Then he says in the judge was black or something like that. He doesn't just say the N word
[00:02:34] He just says he says maybe he repeats like that movie
[00:02:37] Liar liar that scene where he goes into the post office
[00:02:40] It's all a bunch of black black people. Mm-hmm and he accidentally cuts one of them on the guy's like hey
[00:02:46] What do you think I am here pal? He's like
[00:03:06] Jesus Christ just trying to get my kid shack. Yeah, I'm divorced
[00:03:20] Didn't really I don't remember that scene. I remember Jennifer Tilly's big ass tits. Yeah big old flappy slap. She's awesome
[00:03:29] So I've asked and I just watched well, we all well let me should I say that I'm
[00:03:39] Adversity right now. Yeah, I am infected with the novel coronavirus using standards or what's it called?
[00:03:45] Procedures I'm in what's it called an MBA? Oh?
[00:03:49] Protocol protocol I'm in car I'm on coronavirus protocols right now. I am non-symptomatic
[00:03:54] Maybe a little fatigue a little whatever, but I'm playing through the pain shut out to the booster Adam
[00:04:00] Can you see my vape pen it fell I felt in the chair somewhere. Okay, that's your job
[00:04:06] Okay, yes, Adam and Nick recently are recovered and they're not scared
[00:04:10] No, we're not gonna live our lives in fear fear
[00:04:13] That's what I learned from having the bar and and I've sort of found a similar thing and since
[00:04:19] I was lucky enough to have you on the floor since I'm lucky enough to have a
[00:04:24] Mild case I decide I'm gonna give back. I'm going to hospitals and I'm
[00:04:28] Volunteering and they call them they call them snack Adams. Yeah
[00:04:35] Dressed up like the Pringles guy. I'm going in and no mask. I want people to see my face
[00:04:40] I want to smile. What's up? You all got fucking like fucking down syndrome or what are the putting?
[00:04:45] What do you and st. Jude's for? This one's just a you look like you got stuck in an escalator
[00:04:50] What the hell what do you got this one's all twisted up? Yeah, you ever notice that over in India?
[00:04:55] They got weird it's all because you guys are just like bald when he's got glasses is too thick, right?
[00:05:00] But over in India for arms the kids got a dick for those
[00:05:05] Bobby Slaton will be at St. Jude's hospital
[00:05:08] The pit ball. Yeah, yeah, so what's the deal you guys are what are you like fucking retard?
[00:05:14] Nothing about the dick's true. I have leukemia. You have a big a dick
[00:05:18] You gotta I'm not showing pull it out. I'm not gonna ask you put your cock out, but only because you six
[00:05:25] Because I'm a fucking pedophile any 12 year olds
[00:05:31] Let's see your cars. Let me ask you something. Where the fuck are the helmets?
[00:05:35] My whole life I was told to y'all you guys you go around wearing fucking helmets all time
[00:05:40] I've never liked we'll never once in my life seen a retard actually wearing a fucking helmet
[00:05:44] Where did that come from makes me think maybe they're on the dick right? Well, maybe the dick thing isn't true, right?
[00:05:55] Down syndrome why do they call it that that seems like a slap in the face?
[00:05:58] Why he's gotta be he's gotta be sad call it up syndrome just cuz he looks like a Chinese guy, right?
[00:06:03] He's gotta be sad about that. Yeah, what happens when it when it when it
[00:06:07] When it gets down syndrome, right? He looked double Chinese what how do they know if that what happens when it
[00:06:21] His eyes get so cuz I lose get so close together probably split a fucking atom
[00:06:25] That's an interesting question. Maybe we didn't even drop the bomb in Japan. Maybe there's a couple of Japanese guys with down syndrome taking a siesta
[00:06:47] Was he Christian or a fucking you know, it doesn't which one is it right? What's next grand wizard fucking cleatest?
[00:06:56] You know I'm saying cuz he bears a white thing
[00:06:59] Right in a black thing look guys. I do crowd work
[00:07:04] We can't say where I'm technically firing and all cylinders here crowd wise
[00:07:14] Which one is I press they got a face time with Elmo
[00:07:24] I work with him for years back in the 80s back when I was on the you know like dog babble when I was on stern
[00:07:32] Right you're gonna clap you fucking ingracing
[00:07:37] Look at the elephant ice this kid's got enough hands for everybody why don't you fucking get around of applause going
[00:07:45] They should do that yeah, just said Bobby's like you go to St. Jude's yeah
[00:07:48] Yeah, really kids up. It's the greatest medicine laughter nothing better than nothing beats it
[00:07:55] Nothing fucking beat. That's how you've you the novel coronavirus like six-year-olds hooked up to dialysis machines like yeah
[00:08:08] I would love to go attend to pitbull comedy show
[00:08:12] 2022 yeah, yeah, that's all meant fucking Gotham like 10 11 years ago
[00:08:18] Yeah, awesome. Yeah, even yeah, he literally did that there was a Chinese lady up front
[00:08:23] He's like you fucking Chinese or sleep I can't
[00:08:31] And then her boyfriend like just kind of followed her out and was like silent in the room and
[00:08:36] Because prior to that no sorry I fucked up the story prior to that. He's just like drilling there
[00:08:40] He's like what do you can't knees Mandarin right? What's the fucking dead? Why the fuck do you need to do that shit?
[00:08:48] And then she goes mad he goes to sleep here Chinese she storms out
[00:08:52] And then that's like dead silent there because people like don't really know how to react
[00:08:55] And he just picks up her chair and sniffs the scene he goes yeah, that's Mandarin
[00:09:06] In a crowd what would he do if everyone was Chinese mm-hmm would that be yeah?
[00:09:12] Reality he's gonna face right when we're in the Olympic Stadium in Beijing
[00:09:18] Yeah, it's gonna be tough to crowd work
[00:09:21] That would be an interesting thought experiment. Yeah, we're just a regular experiment. I guess let's get Bobby Slaton in the room full of Chinese people
[00:09:34] You gotta tell you gotta have one sick Chinese kidding you
[00:09:37] It's all my fucking right. I'm dying over here. Let's just pretend this one's Chinese
[00:09:43] Let's imagine for a second to this fucking what are you Puerto Rican or something? You got to imagine a kid Jesus
[00:09:49] You look like you were born in a fucking lens grafters
[00:09:58] So, you know I'm podcasting through it man. Yeah, this is my third podcast done
[00:10:04] I podcast it last night and one to there. Yeah, so
[00:10:09] So we're getting the hashtag hashtag stop strong going
[00:10:13] Thanks, I'm strong exactly and we are actually you guys I love saying that we're being
[00:10:22] There's a full medical staff that will ignore the dying joke guarantee you like like people like I don't know like
[00:10:29] 19 18 19 years old have no idea what the Boston Marathon bombing is
[00:10:33] And I love that you think so what did they wanted they wanted that to be 9-11? Oh
[00:10:39] Boston they wanted that you don't get a 9-11 you pieces of shit fucking losers like four guys
[00:10:45] And one guy lost his hand. Yeah, and then they're like they're like and Joe car was hot. It's Muslims
[00:10:51] It's so cute like well, they were Chechen and then it's like Chechens are sick
[00:10:54] He's like don't put too many details in there people don't know what that is and they're like yeah
[00:10:58] What is chicken? I tell you I looked it up. There's only like fucking a thousand Chechens in the United States
[00:11:02] That's awesome. It's like none of them. That's so sick and one of them did the Boston Marathon. Yeah, literally fucking 1% of the terrorists
[00:11:10] Chechens are fucking sick. They're awesome. They're all yeah all of the caucus. They all have chin strap beards and love MMA and midgets
[00:11:18] It's funny to you get their own little magic little wizard
[00:11:22] They're Caucasians right the literal cat actual Caucasians the purest for but that's like Caucasians
[00:11:29] Just like it's I mean, it's like pejorative to a certain extent or like the right. I mean not in
[00:11:34] Anytime anyone's saying it. It's like nobody's right describing themselves as Caucasian
[00:11:39] But they're like probably one of the most depressed groups of people on the earth. Yeah, yeah, yeah Caucasians
[00:11:45] Yeah, face some of the hardest right the hardest to press your family's been at war with Russia since
[00:11:51] 1840 and then you fucking come to the United States and then
[00:11:56] Your dumb mountain means cracker means fucking white loser. Yeah
[00:12:02] So what are you supposed to do not blow up a fucking bitch ass?
[00:12:05] You know, yeah, you know hide and then hide in a boat. Yeah, that was sick
[00:12:10] But he was like a boxer right wasn't he like CTE or something the old abra hammerlin
[00:12:14] He got fucked up right didn't they shoot him
[00:12:17] Tamlin died and they shot him a bar was in the boat. Yeah, oh Jahar was in the boat
[00:12:22] Yeah, and then they he went to jail. He's still there, right? Did he get the death penalty?
[00:12:27] Doesn't that take like 80 years to kill? I think he's no he's a twitch streamer now
[00:12:35] Replays yeah read the breed he just puts like
[00:12:39] You know like capitalism surprise Pikachu face and he makes a quarter million dollars a month
[00:12:45] He wears like a bunch of chains. Yeah. Yeah, that's sick dude. Yeah, he dresses like he dresses like Ian
[00:12:51] Oh, I forgot that's right. Hassan did the bombing
[00:13:00] I should bring that I should tell him good job. Yeah. Yeah good job on the bombing ass
[00:13:04] How many people did die? Let's let's really do the fucking numbers. I don't know
[00:13:08] Have you seen the movie though Patriots there? No, fuck no, I was pretty good at that bitch ass movie
[00:13:12] Are you sure as you watch that I watched it in a hotel? I thought we watched it in a hotel. No, I guess I did
[00:13:18] Guess I did alone. It's remembering romantic hotel nights
[00:13:23] Yeah, no, Peter Berg made it who's Peter Berg? He's like the right wing
[00:13:29] Imagine that and putting movies on with a woman that he wants to make fun of three people and three people in
[00:13:35] 260 and drifting as well as him to be embalming the in 17 people lost lips. Yeah
[00:13:42] Pretending is he's regrading hang out watching movies with the boys
[00:13:46] Yeah, but he's producing isn't that nice zero hits riffs. Mm-hmm. I'd be like well. Yeah, see you lady
[00:13:53] I'm now. I'm the funny one. Oh, hey, what does mean to me?
[00:14:01] Yeah, he's oh, he's 28 now. I guess he's been in jail for a while. Yeah, he was born in Kajurka Stan
[00:14:12] He's got a sister named Bella. Let's see if she's hot. She's got to be hard. She's perfect
[00:14:17] If she's if she hits the tweezers I guarantee she's all right. There's a diamond under that rough
[00:14:23] Tamarlin's wife was really hot. He like married like a latina and then made her be Muslim. That's sick
[00:14:28] Yeah, he made like a Puerto Rican girl. It's a shame that you can't do that, but you know like Mary Latino maker be Chinese
[00:14:40] Okay, okay bitch. Listen to me. It's not calling me stupid. Okay, that's that's a good move to Mary
[00:14:46] Holotene and the maker fucking where fucking
[00:14:50] Muslim cover that ass over the hair cover that beautiful hair up
[00:14:54] Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's interesting Muslims and Orthodox Jews to let pictures show their hair. Mm-hmm. The two coolest kind of people
[00:15:02] That's so wouldn't be what would people go to busta on hair? I
[00:15:06] Think that's it show. It's that the husband is the only one that gets to look at her. Look at the real hair
[00:15:16] But why I don't want to go out here. It's a look cover your titch cover your pussy. I get that everyone knows
[00:15:23] You something real quick sure you got PlayStation 5 idea. Where'd you get it?
[00:15:27] George got it. I don't know fucking George. Yeah, George. Why George is looking at the
[00:15:32] Ridiculous that we don't have three PlayStation 5s in the crew right now. Hey, I'm pulling my weight man
[00:15:37] Yes, I've my I've been there for a year my husband got it for us
[00:15:41] I cuz I was like I'll wait but now Gran Turismo 7 is coming out. You gotta get it. It's out
[00:15:45] I feel like it's pretty easy to get now, right? No, dude. It's still hard really well
[00:15:49] I mean, you know when I like check once a week, right? It's like you got a fucking it's really are you got a fucking nasty
[00:15:56] You got a nasty old white one you got to read articles about PlayStation 5 secure
[00:16:00] Can you imagine a lower station in life than being like the Gizmodo guy that has to write up the PlayStation 5 restock?
[00:16:11] No, all the target is having a restock of it's like nine paragraphs. Yeah, and it's like how the fuck
[00:16:17] No, what is going into this article all those guys are now posting about where to get rapid tests
[00:16:24] Like for real like the the like Kotaku guys
[00:16:28] I used to be like you used to be getting geezys. Yeah, like air for like yeah, like sneaker places and electronics people are like get
[00:16:35] Rapids I got right dude. I had to buy rapids from I don't want to say that a competitor dick pill company
[00:16:44] That's bullshit. That's crazy that those companies are the bullshit. They're capitalizing. Yeah, I mean it was a pretty
[00:16:50] It wasn't actually they're pretty expensive if you find them you catch one. Yeah, they're like 50 bucks
[00:16:56] No, these were cheaper than that ones. I found really 50
[00:16:59] But then I went to fucking go get tested at a just a place in person just a double check and
[00:17:06] Motherfucker charging 200 tests. That's free
[00:17:09] But it was covered by insurance they a bunch of shit is like popped up that they're trying to like take advantage
[00:17:14] There's no more rules dude. It was so fake. It was like it was like a little Malaysian family
[00:17:21] Two fat daughters and a fat son one of my favorite
[00:17:25] Pandemic stories is this guy you probably know, but he's like
[00:17:30] She's like a rose emoji like health care guy. He's like that. Oh that guy health care expert
[00:17:35] Yeah, but then you know this whole thing is like I'm smarter than everybody else or whatever health care expert
[00:17:40] And then during COVID goes to get a test and like
[00:17:47] Man is to find the one place. Yeah, yeah, they like just I don't know like to fucking like charge
[00:17:53] They on his social security. They charge like you got fucking it up with like a thousand dollar bill for testing. Oh shit
[00:17:59] It's such a fucking scam God. I know and it's like I know one is one doesn't lead to the other
[00:18:05] But it is very funny to yeah, yeah, yeah, like I'm actually an expert on fire departments
[00:18:14] I'm not even burns down you fucking like your thighs rub together too much while walking and you incinerate
[00:18:25] One time you have to go get anything remotely medical done well this mother dude. You're fucking these people
[00:18:30] It's a little life lock afterwards. Yeah, I mean that's it's fucking insane. They were charging like 200 and
[00:18:37] I thought it was just gonna be like a testing center
[00:18:39] You just pop into the thing. I guess the way they get around it is they pretend they're a doctor's office
[00:18:44] They literally just FaceTime some bitch who was a doctor and like if you do you have symptoms?
[00:18:50] I was like no like if you've been exposed. I was like yes
[00:18:52] Like okay enjoy your day. It's like what the fuck was this for?
[00:18:55] Yeah, and then the yeah, just this fat little family was just like taking taking tests and shit. What's up?
[00:19:01] Yeah, I'm what are you looking at your phone for man?
[00:19:06] Okay for the listeners at home the mice are back in my landlord text
[00:19:09] Oh, no the mice are back the mice are back in the my landlord text me about that that the
[00:19:14] Super is going to enter my apartment if I give her permission
[00:19:17] Right. Yes, what happened with a mice. I think it's snowed on Friday, and I think I killed I killed nine mice this week yourself
[00:19:25] Personally I trapped nine now with what kind of traps blue traps? Yeah, they have to put down poison
[00:19:31] I mean, there's like I can't live. What do you do with them when they're glue to the thing?
[00:19:36] Screaming but they are very cute. They're just stuck to the thing. Yeah, it's very sad. I'm suffering and then what do you do?
[00:19:41] You just put the glue thing outside. I put it in the
[00:19:45] What do you mean? I should take a hammer and smash the honestly? Yeah
[00:19:51] Put him in a bag and start fucking tap dancing and date thinking freeze
[00:19:56] Did imagine dying like that your naked on a glue your balls are on glue your feet your hand your balls
[00:20:03] Adams approaches like let me do the nice guy thing and ends up killing them in the most inhumane
[00:20:08] Torturous way possible. She's got them stuck to glue put them in a trash bag and then they're either crushed or frozen
[00:20:22] It is true it's like kind of an analogy for Israel
[00:20:27] Becoming the Nazi state yet because the mice are like kind of like little five volts, right? Yeah
[00:20:33] Yeah, and I'm not I'm not taking you they call you five oh
[00:20:54] Most people can't but you are stealing jokes
[00:20:58] Which by the way we're watching sex in the city. Yeah, we're your first full episode
[00:21:03] I watched it a lot in when I was a kid in Greece. I watch it with my mom
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[00:26:02] like what do they look like do they look like chinese
[00:26:07] no these are obviously no these packets what do they look like chinese people
[00:26:12] you look in chinese greevey there's a color's place
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[00:28:36] i and i will be losing plenty of money it's not just you search in the kayak
[00:28:42] search it's i was not typing in candy ago he opened up his web browser
[00:28:51] i go to my hope i just frosted flakes.com what does that even look like i'm about to
[00:28:56] check go to it and guys if you are in chicago i'll be at
[00:29:00] lincoln lodge and in boston i'll be at hideout comedy
[00:29:04] uh and there will be some other places so i'll be uh posting the links for those
[00:29:08] and listen if i'm not saying to ago i'm sorry
[00:29:11] but i definitely will be in los vegas on the 27th to the 29th then sacramento
[00:29:16] hey this is pretty good it's a good website then houston
[00:29:19] austin atison san francisco vancouver st louis chicago
[00:29:23] burlington charlotte nashville atlanta the whole god damn thing torano providence
[00:29:28] i will have beaten coronavirus by that point and will not be canceling
[00:29:38] bitch yeah now i'm listening and by the way by my calendar still january
[00:29:43] still got plenty of stuff to mark oh and funny mums will be coming back
[00:29:46] eventually i'll let you guys know when um after maybe after the virus is over
[00:29:52] in six years um also i will be at whole
[00:29:54] parallelized of fraud way the kelok frosted flakes website
[00:29:59] has the different serials they offer within user reviews
[00:30:03] interesting and the frosted flakes marshmallows has three stars
[00:30:07] wow they let that out there says i would choose the one of eight of
[00:30:10] twenty-way reviews from tiger fan one star a year ago
[00:30:14] they were great when they first came out not now
[00:30:18] i gave them credit though they let that out there we bought these when they
[00:30:21] first came out they were great with the mini marshmallows
[00:30:26] the small size and generous amount of more this has to be fake but why would
[00:30:30] they put bad reviews to make it look real
[00:30:35] what to be like we're humble no not to be we're humble but you you have to
[00:30:39] understand the mind of mensia hold on grandpa danny says
[00:30:44] disappointed i grew up eating frosted flakes and love them still do it as i
[00:30:48] now enjoy them with my grandson i came across these new ones so of
[00:30:51] course i bought them i had to wait a whole week for him to come over so i
[00:30:55] could eat them nonetheless i fought temptation about mad was
[00:30:58] exited like a little boy madmen see excited but you spelled it wrong
[00:31:02] madmen see you madmen why would you smoke a different type of cigarette what are
[00:31:06] you a fucking retard do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
[00:31:10] lucky strikes you got to smoke lucky strikes i don't know this is
[00:31:15] i'm with you my impulses to say this is fake let me ask you so why don't you
[00:31:20] fucking we thought smoke cigarettes you're already in here
[00:31:24] you're fucking four and you already got cancer i'd be smoking two packs a day
[00:31:30] the fuck you have to look forward to yeah more cancer so true what they tell
[00:31:34] you you get out of that wheelchair that fucking lying only if you go into a
[00:31:44] oh that's so fucking true let me ask you something you ever get jealous of
[00:31:48] babies that learn how to walk you know right because there's a baby because
[00:31:53] it's a baby it's a baby you'll never be able to and you're like
[00:32:06] we wanted to see john cena they said john steward was coming
[00:32:15] sometimes jokes can hurt people just fucking true but you know it had a
[00:32:20] bunch of really good jokes is the episode of the sex of the city we
[00:32:24] watched a really good one we watched season three episode five in between
[00:32:28] episodes today and uh i think i think it was a pretty exhilarating watch
[00:32:34] if i'm i was taken i agree with that yeah
[00:32:36] samantha experienced reverse racism black cock for the first time she
[00:32:41] well there's no way she just i don't know they didn't say first black i should
[00:32:45] say that's not believable it's an episode of the real fucking tie lady boys i'd
[00:32:50] believe that right they're like look we're all 67 years old
[00:32:54] oiling ourselves every day to maintain some degree of lubrication
[00:32:59] i'm they say i'm more vaseline than woman now
[00:33:06] you know pepa so much avocado oil by the woman that glues fake nails to my bony
[00:33:12] veiny hands we although this was in this was in their uh when was this
[00:33:18] this was in the the original season either late 90s or early 2000s and
[00:33:22] everyone but meringue was looking really good
[00:33:25] i even think meringue was fine meringue is the red hand i should have
[00:33:29] i should have been like a marriage counselor
[00:33:31] so something big part you know these asshole marriage counselors they're all
[00:33:36] assholes i i i've married for 28 years that was a long time
[00:33:39] long time i was in my right for 30 years before she passed away 30 years
[00:33:43] 30 years a long time with a week show factor it was like 130
[00:33:52] i was not making fun of the fact that my wife died i was i went through a lot of
[00:33:55] shit man last two months went to a grief counselor
[00:33:58] and it was the same grief counselor that married us
[00:34:03] it's amazing our things come full circle
[00:34:06] laughing at my dead wife i hope you're happy
[00:34:10] but you know you know what it is it's that
[00:34:14] i forget how the sun but it's not that there's so many things on my mind that
[00:34:17] i have to discuss with you um this is the video to promote a weekend
[00:34:24] i was a bit about him like i fucking i don't remember where that will go
[00:34:30] let me ask you something you like some kind of Chinese guy where is he let's
[00:34:33] plug his date man what's up about you like this day yeah we're not sitting on a
[00:34:36] wall i think this is old let's see this is uh
[00:34:42] no events have been scheduled for this comedian
[00:34:44] he'll come back he's coming back coming back and he's coming back stronger
[00:34:47] keep an eye out he's probably taking coronavirus wrong but but no here's
[00:34:51] what support the anniversary thing let me get back to that
[00:34:55] the anniversary thing it's very important to a woman because you know what
[00:34:59] it's not important to you really and now you can't say that he's looking at her
[00:35:04] let it go she doesn't give a flying sock about your anniversary
[00:35:08] do you see what i've done for you here i don't know i don't i don't think you see
[00:35:13] what i'm doing okay point you don't tell what's your
[00:35:20] what you know how do you know are you sucking his life how do you know
[00:35:27] oh yes whoo these people jerry jerry no
[00:35:33] nurse you know his anniversary that's your nephew
[00:35:37] what? family night out does he probably sleep
[00:35:40] you were there how do you remember the ship when you're
[00:35:42] anniversary may 25th my birthday may 25th that's
[00:35:46] Wednesday wait your anniversary may 29th okay that's that's sunday
[00:35:51] that's what i'm having oh god this this is really creepy this
[00:35:54] odd son i i got a lot of shit going on here
[00:35:59] i well so yeah imagine him i mean let me find a
[00:36:04] better dude not bad about playing that instead of a better
[00:36:07] video of him ripping into a chinese guy that's what we wanted
[00:36:11] yeah find that let's mail him a check after this yeah we don't want to take
[00:36:18] uh we should have him on i'm just searching obviously open
[00:36:22] invite open invite if you guys know bobby slate tell me come on and come
[00:36:25] to we want him on the part and we want also if you're a chinese person we
[00:36:31] want bobby state same episode chinese adoption let's see
[00:36:34] now we're talking about it but women you know what i don't think if you had all
[00:36:38] the rights and everything you'll still find something to pick up on the
[00:36:41] yeah now we're talking about it which is great it won't be worth as much but
[00:36:46] still still it's a thought that counts it's a
[00:36:50] thought that counts that's what's important you know there's a lot of
[00:36:53] a lot of chinese people in this state like segway bobby thank you very much
[00:36:57] you found a better transition but there are you have a lot of chinese people up
[00:37:00] here too you know i'll tell you about there's so many chinese people now what
[00:37:03] people are doing uh it's a big thing in the states and
[00:37:05] somebody told me up here in canada also that people are going to china
[00:37:09] to adopt babies my cousin did it one of my friends did it i want to ask them
[00:37:13] what are you going to china for there's plenty of babies to be you know adopted
[00:37:16] in the united states and what they told me was the red tape and the paperwork
[00:37:21] was so incredible that it was easier to go to china to get a baby
[00:37:25] it's kind of a sad state of affairs i mean it doesn't roll with that but all
[00:37:28] over la you go to the mall and you see white people
[00:37:31] with chinese children again that's fine but it's got to be so
[00:37:35] awkward when you you go into the footlocker and the kid starts pointing out
[00:37:52] yeah well it's like it's even even a guy like bobby slating it's like you know
[00:37:57] you got to worry about they can't they can't let him go the way you still
[00:38:01] yeah yeah yeah here we go 1987 now we're talking next performer the
[00:38:05] new york post described his act as sexist racist
[00:38:12] sounds like my kind of guy would you please help welcome the pitbull of
[00:38:22] look how good these clubs used to look yeah dude oh that's it's great
[00:38:27] how do you look at the old carolines where is that um
[00:38:36] the one that was like kel's kitchen or whatever
[00:38:38] maybe you know it's funny i'm driving down here tonight i won't see my agent
[00:38:43] today i know it sounds like a joke but it's true and i've been Beverly Hills
[00:38:46] and i got this is so typical la and it is this guy in front of me in a vet
[00:38:49] you know the kind of guys that drive corvettes it's always a guy with the
[00:38:52] thick necks and the little peckers you know
[00:38:55] you never see women in the cars with these guys
[00:38:59] and the guy not making this up guys got personalized license plates with the
[00:39:02] word macho when he had some number of macho three whatever like he's got a
[00:39:12] i just love to work in the department of morning vehicles and this is like a
[00:39:15] tape thing so he's doing material i i'm telling you what i'm saying the man
[00:39:19] live you got it and you gotta get a chinese guy
[00:39:23] no literally if you want to see bobby slating don't wait till he comes to your
[00:39:27] town see if he's going to be in like berkley
[00:39:30] war china town idea right right if he's doing china town comedy club if he's
[00:39:35] doing pf changs in the bay area where you know
[00:39:41] with the the the cradle of chinese colts in the bay area is pf changs yeah
[00:39:48] you know how they like uh go to pf changs you know they love this chicken lettuce
[00:39:54] wraps so good i love those so good if he's doing the hard lock
[00:40:04] that's where you go see adam where should i stay in vegas
[00:40:08] you should stay in the bay casino on the 37th floor in room
[00:40:12] i feel like everyone forgot about patik no one forgot
[00:40:22] no one forgot about him it's just that he like it's just never figured out what
[00:40:26] happened it's the fucking high score and yeah they just don't have like well
[00:40:30] because here's what happened he was just an r as cia asset yeah that was selling
[00:40:35] fucking guns to the souties the souties discovered he was intelligence
[00:40:39] shot up the concert killed him and left everything in the fucking apartment
[00:40:43] yeah the hotel hotel yep what happened and they got him
[00:40:48] and whatever happened to his chinese wife bobby she was philipine whatever i think
[00:40:53] or maybe shiny yeah i saw the shooting and made you wonder what happened to his
[00:40:59] you think you think he fled to scene and said come on baby let's go and he's
[00:41:03] walking away with eight year boy who just happens to be chinese
[00:41:07] they all look the same as what i'm saying they all look the same
[00:41:09] they all got a very similar look i guess you probably had pretty big tits
[00:41:14] huh some of them got big tits i say you know they're the women
[00:41:19] that's how you know they're the women they got the big tits
[00:41:28] you guys are fucked up they'll be if the women didn't have tits
[00:41:32] then they'd really fucking look alike so it would be fucked up so fucking true
[00:41:37] man yeah dude shout out to steve you paddock it's weird that it's two times
[00:41:42] the chinese kid you could be they should make a gun in the dick sucking
[00:41:46] kind that's right you take a standardized test wait it was an
[00:41:50] arms wait you're saying it's arms trail that goes or a trade that goes bad
[00:41:54] and then because it goes bad they just kill a bunch of people
[00:41:57] to cover it up yeah maybe we'll go that's kind of you could cover
[00:42:00] really i mean that just seems like and yeah it seems like i'll kill him and
[00:42:06] then pretty drastic uh what are you saying seems like a pretty drastic
[00:42:10] way to cover up uh yeah and arms seems like a little too much dazzle camouflage
[00:42:15] yeah like 59 too too many yeah yeah but it might maybe they just want to do
[00:42:22] because it would have been cool felt cool probably would have feel what happened
[00:42:26] to the brother the one that said that any we go to the casino get sushi
[00:42:31] remember that guy yeah that guy was awesome that guy wrong
[00:42:34] that guy's the best you go to the casino get sushi you don't have to
[00:42:38] understand the kind of kind of kind of guy that steve was he's talking to
[00:42:42] 15 report outside his house guys steve was we're talking sushi dinner
[00:42:56] wearing like a big dog shirt yeah fucking board shorts
[00:42:59] awesome those kind of dads my friends that had those kind of dads
[00:43:03] that guy's a hard dick sandwich those are the best those the best kind of
[00:43:06] I hope you saw right I hope the deep state hasn't taken him out
[00:43:08] my my my friend my friend who had a dad like that he had a boat we take out on
[00:43:13] lake meeting he had a sign on his boat he got a novelty shop or something
[00:43:17] that said my boat my rules awesome yeah he let us have beers let's
[00:43:21] sick yeah he would rape women on there yeah they'd try and stop them he'd
[00:43:25] point at the sign yeah my boat my rules baby international waters we're on
[00:43:29] a lake there this is a lake it's where they call the place the
[00:43:32] international house of pancakes you're on there it's all white people
[00:43:36] you think you see you know some Chinese maybe an african guy
[00:43:41] imagine african guy seeing a pat and stack of pancakes for her son
[00:43:44] oh my goodness I can't believe that's what I want
[00:43:48] I'm making voice within the bomb is like I cannot believe they have all
[00:43:52] that water that's extra oh stock a pancake
[00:43:57] oh my goodness some of them have banana
[00:44:02] he's sort of the whole place into a fucking jungle gym
[00:44:04] he's on coconut to the waitress he's brought him with him yeah
[00:44:09] he's like how many pancakes is this Chinese guy get over here I'll be with
[00:44:17] Chinese guy wipes a cum off his face says what do you want to pay a sneak
[00:44:22] I don't know how to stop that can make sneak is well I guys got two jobs
[00:44:26] he's burning the midnight oil that Chinese guy they work hard it's a hard
[00:44:31] oh fuck oh man god damn dude I feel bad for Bobby Slade his wife died
[00:44:40] yeah that's sad let's send him a fruit basket or something yeah
[00:44:45] tragedy I did he said 26 years I thought I was gonna talk about dumb bitch
[00:44:49] divorce I thought he set it up that way it's where we buried her in the
[00:44:52] whole time I'm thinking she's six feet closer don't am fucking Chinese people
[00:44:58] right now if you're thinking about it you die they just sort of move you
[00:45:04] towards China a little bit that's all dying is as you become a little bit
[00:45:08] Chinese what are they doing China blast them in the fucking space all right
[00:45:13] that's so far that's a great question I bet they would do the hand we're busy
[00:45:23] and they went over there and I have sucking everybody's cock and making
[00:45:28] them leave it a pair of Nike's right that is absolutely correct
[00:45:39] damn damn I would love to dig a hole to the other side of the other world
[00:45:44] yeah you know that's right through the molten core of the earth
[00:45:49] now I subscribe to hollow earth theory is presented in the King Kong movies
[00:45:54] where it's a right monster verse on in the inside the little fucking monsters
[00:46:00] yeah it's like the floor is is a circle somehow I watch that what was that the
[00:45:55] Oh right it's a monster verse on in the inside the inside the little fucking
[00:45:59] monster yeah it's like the floor is is a circle
[00:46:05] somehow I watch that what was that the newest one Kong Kong God's
[00:46:09] memory loaded as Godzilla vs. Kong bad ass is very good they had an ancient
[00:46:14] rival ring so anyway in the sex in the city I'm so
[00:46:18] the season three episode five right no if and possibly a guest starring
[00:46:22] Bobby Slaton I know he's not in it no we just watched it
[00:46:27] Nick wasn't you were on your phone Nick was on his phone
[00:46:29] Sauvigner we were I was enthralled I have both of us were
[00:46:32] I Samantha has sex with a black record producer I was catching up on the latest drama
[00:46:40] on what you know what oh Twitter's yeah well
[00:46:44] you know what hmm anyway I'm drama free should we talk about now
[00:46:51] okay now I'm drama free personally oh yeah I'm a I'm a fucking I'm a yeah I
[00:47:02] no if fans are butts but spelled B-U-T-T-S yeah is the title of the episode from
[00:47:08] 2000 let me just say I had this Dalai Lama guy he's like the king of the Chinese or
[00:47:16] some his whole thing is saying oh you know don't worry about life you'll come back
[00:47:22] you have reincarnated believe reincarnation why would do if I look like
[00:47:25] every other motherfucker on the world if you look at somebody you say is that me
[00:47:31] what's that is this a picture of me right so yeah and if fans are
[00:47:39] no if fans are butts uh Carrie consider the she meets eight actually
[00:47:45] Carrie means they had in boring for the for the canon of the show yeah it's a
[00:47:49] big moment cuz Aiden becomes a boy who's a second boyfriend play Bob Bobby
[00:47:54] slate here but wait for the most people I'm making for furniture don't smoke you
[00:47:58] bitch he doesn't like the she a pussy he doesn't like that he thinks her smoking
[00:48:02] his eternal but he tells you on the first date this is how unrealistically show
[00:48:07] it's he tells you on the first day it's not it's not real world it's hot to smell
[00:48:10] it's in a drizy out right you pussy absolutely a cool hot dry
[00:48:17] he tells her on the first day he was like the pussy skins made out of treasure
[00:48:24] yeah so he tells her he won't date a person who smokes cigarettes first of all
[00:48:32] you're gonna get the pussy you're gonna get the pussy and then say and then you say
[00:48:36] it later of course no one behaves that no one behaves like suffering the
[00:48:40] stupid universe we're dying dying of AIDS old jewish comedy writers yeah or
[00:48:46] writing puns they really poisely brains a whole bunch of dumb bitches so many
[00:48:50] women became so much dumber yeah they're talking about first kisses it's like
[00:49:00] Bobby's late in the time of the little videos chinese haircuts dot ampag
[00:49:03] okay all right all right let's go back to this and then we'll revisit the sex
[00:49:09] you know you ever go to a barbershop or a beauty salon you know what they have all
[00:49:12] the different hairdos on the wall you're thinking of barbershop in china they
[00:49:30] why are you trying to crazy are you busy here we are mo mo
[00:49:34] mo we are running out of haircut mo we have uh mo
[00:49:48] plus brett that's awesome dude he milked that
[00:49:51] mm-hmm um anyway so aden whatever pouring but then
[00:50:00] sorry auto-play uh but then uh some answer meets yeah some answer meets
[00:50:07] the hot black a young black professional music record mogul
[00:50:13] uh producer executive producer type for bad big boy records i believe something
[00:50:18] like that yeah tommy boy right tommy boy yeah yeah it's the chris farley themed
[00:50:28] they produced a fat guy in a little coat the hit the hit smash single yeah down by the river
[00:50:35] pack guy in a little coat anyway um anyway so she meets she meets a black gentleman
[00:50:43] and they started romantic uh a trist trist where she goes black and then her uh the black guy's
[00:50:51] sister is really hot chef who's a hot who i would fuck for the right hot young black female
[00:50:57] what's her name fucking Andrew mama would she make a bed cake would you make wish i wanted
[00:51:02] where she works maybe the i-hop right she might work in i-hop with all the chinese and
[00:51:13] african guys another premise of that was there aren't any of those i'm saying that that's
[00:51:19] where that's what it does exist but it's what you work in
[00:51:21] yeah she probably works there yeah she has a fancy restaurant uptown yeah in harlow one would
[00:51:33] assume yeah and they started they started romantic trist and then uh and then the sister
[00:51:40] when they're having a date back at the sister's restaurant asked to have a conversation with
[00:51:44] Kim control so again looks and i'll say they look good she's a she's an 11 SJ piece looking
[00:51:52] pretty good too i might say in 2000 yeah her titties look pretty big yeah you know i like a nice
[00:51:59] curly shock of hair yeah she was looking she was looking she was looking good guys i like to park
[00:52:05] her face right on my fucking or pussy uh you know what up to yeah yeah yeah we get it somebody
[00:52:10] want to translate that for this chinese guy anyway what was i talking about um no yeah so
[00:52:19] yeah i'll do it for you ping pong nintendo tic tic toe
[00:52:23] eating meaty mighty moe there you go you even know what your language is that this is fucking
[00:52:29] tic tic toe ping pong that's all i ever say they're talking about games before you know i
[00:52:37] fucking love because they end up coming to use an art form yeah you just fucking you build a house
[00:52:43] doing that modern 80s modern everybody brick
[00:52:49] a nice house oh yeah damn that play what is this this is sick i think it's green island
[00:52:56] shit should i go to Iceland i want to go to some shit like with nature
[00:53:00] that's really nice um yeah so yeah the sisters like you can't she says keep your little white
[00:53:10] pussy away from my brother she's basically this kim katrel can't date her date date her brother
[00:53:16] because she's white she's experiencing racism they're trying to keep black cock from kim katrel
[00:53:24] and she said and then she responds by saying we'll get your big fat your big black ass no big big
[00:53:30] black ass yeah yeah and then they fight for me and then they fight in the club
[00:53:35] yeah anyway guys it's pretty good up you think black women got fat ass because it's just
[00:53:43] smaller from sitting around all the time right that's a good question i will i i don't
[00:53:48] not working is that what you mean all right all right all right i would say no i'd say
[00:53:52] chinese chinese okay i just want to go back to the wheelhouse
[00:53:56] yeah well the other thing that i that dawned on me while watching this episode is that there's
[00:54:01] that gay character sandford and it must yeah you know i don't ever make a show with him
[00:54:07] called sandford son right unless he adopts one of them but what if they go shopping for
[00:54:14] shoes wouldn't that get awkward it would get awkward but you make these i love it because he's
[00:54:20] like he's like look which is fine there's nothing wrong with that but they make the shoes but
[00:54:34] anyway it must it must suck to be a straight guy and your big breakout role i don't know if
[00:54:39] sandford was straight in real life oh was he gay maybe i don't know interesting anyway
[00:54:45] it's one thing to play gay guy and you kiss a guy once but if you're on sex with the city you're
[00:54:48] just every week kissing a different guy it's got to be tough yeah willy garson he just died all right
[00:54:56] p willy the lay willy garson yeah it'd be funny to find an actor that might might just go on backstage
[00:55:02] and be like hi i'm a production i'm a casting director or there's a new hbos oh no stop you're
[00:55:07] right he's straight though he is mainly known for having played an openly gay man on sexton city he
[00:55:12] was heterosexual he avoided discussing a sexual orientation publicly saying for years i didn't
[00:55:17] talk about it because i found it to be offensive to gay people uh yeah just find an actor on backstage
[00:55:23] and be like yeah we're casting for a hbos series directed by mornin squirce azie and we want you to
[00:55:30] read for the role it's a homosexual robot that can only communicate using the n-word you have to say
[00:55:37] it and you have to say it gayly yeah in a gay and robot and that's all you can in this script is
[00:55:42] just a n-word over and over again and then the character bends over to get fucked in its ass
[00:55:48] well it's a it's a job yeah yep it's a day at the office mmm damn he had pancreatic cancer that's
[00:55:55] a tough one yeah it's sad he adopted he adopted a kid did he get any pussy it said that he was a
[00:56:03] heterosexual but he didn't want to say it because he thought it would be no i see that but did they
[00:56:07] say you want to wear he adopted the kid from sorry i wonder where
[00:56:32] uh yeah anyway what else was fucking well anyway that's all i'm saying i wouldn't want to kiss guys
[00:56:38] on camera too much mmm hmm we're all for that matter i would do anything for money how much money
[00:56:45] doesn't matter twenty dollars we kiss my pence twenty dollars is twenty dollars brother you're
[00:56:51] gonna have to thank you just a little peck on the penis is just right on the head though right on the
[00:56:56] tip but i got to find i'm pulling back my force oh you're gonna pull it back for me for me yeah
[00:57:00] i see you get afraid so you're gonna be a gentleman you mean i think pulling it back is worse dude
[00:57:06] i don't know you know you gotta pull back and kiss yeah the the force can his skin the dickhead is
[00:57:13] penis material the force can instill penis
[00:57:18] it's made out of penis what the fucking time is it no this is a good point
[00:57:25] no a foreskin is much closer to the skin on your arm or whatever whereas if i pull it back the
[00:57:33] top of my dick that's only dick there's nothing else in the war in the on your body whatever you
[00:57:39] say their skin on the helmet bro the helmet is cock material it's a different type than force
[00:57:46] yeah penis got a helmet it's like a like a retard that's why by the way big enough
[00:57:50] no that's why wait when you got that guy we're tired of guys just don't wait at home
[00:57:57] you guys call those guys uncut right this is like a voice game right that's interesting
[00:58:03] damn that's killing me what is doing the bobby sleeping force
[00:58:08] it's all right maybe we just got covered in a second time no you guys are good i would
[00:58:13] honestly feel bad i assume you can't get it i think the assumption is that the omicron variant i think
[00:58:21] you can get the delta if you had delta but i don't think you have it based on well i'm saying there's
[00:58:26] delta cron now oh and florona florona yeah which sounds like a lady that fucking cleans floors
[00:58:33] florona yeah she uses fabulosa how to keep me florona florona florona
[00:58:39] yeah florona i wish i gave more shit got back here right enough florona
[00:58:43] hundred astray squelcher synthesis siesta ocho anyway not your libre cock head and four
[00:58:50] skin are two different things and that's i rushed my case all right i'm breast my face
[00:58:58] i breast my face fuck what because also here's the thing they tell you that you're more likely to get
[00:59:06] um aids with the uncircumcised dick because foreskin is is the kind of material that's more porous
[00:59:17] than regular dick skin or some shit like that so therefore there are two different things
[00:59:23] that's one that's another supporting piece of evidence wow thank you
[00:59:28] so if you had to choose a guy's foreskin or the pulled back penis to kiss you would you would
[00:59:34] choose his penis i wouldn't see if it's just a peck i wouldn't see much of a difference to be
[00:59:40] honest but you have to pick one may you say it's worse the question is okay about this shaft or
[00:59:49] dickhead shaft is better than dick thank you foreskin is shaft it's basically shaft it's pulled
[00:59:56] over shaft is better because that's not where the peepee come out i guess foreskin then i guess
[01:00:01] you can thank you thank you i threw it through your so kratik logic i'll just go on the record
[01:00:06] real quick to say that i would not do any of that for twenty dollars okay i forgot it was for twenty
[01:00:11] bucks yeah i wouldn't either i'm not gay but adam is yeah yeah let's uh let's just go back we've had a
[01:00:17] couple really good discussions at the end of these two podcasts i'm gonna kiss i'm gonna kiss it in
[01:00:21] ps5 secured you know what i'm saying damn i want ps5 so bad there's just get it i can't what do you
[01:00:28] mean just get it dude you have time to look for it i don't
[01:00:35] i'm gonna find it for you right now i do really like those uh christmas day pranks where parents
[01:00:42] get a ps5 box i hate that i think that's cruel there is one where a guy put a he put a timberland
[01:00:50] he put a one timberland in a ps5 box no that's fucked up the kids were crying you can do it to an
[01:00:56] adult that's funny like if i home art dot com has them ebay you could get it by thursday january
[01:01:06] thirteenth that's in three days nick off what walmart dot com no that's like that's walmart resellers
[01:01:13] just so like a used console what do you what what's the best one i knew one when it's unused so best
[01:01:19] buy doesn't have any years in no they don't like this is why i hate any kind of problem you get
[01:01:24] a solve in life mmm you're like damn i i can't uh i can't you know
[01:01:33] like this i can't even think of an example no it's like this it's like here's the problem i can't
[01:01:38] think of an example and then adam goes why don't you um have you tried thinking of an example
[01:01:44] that's what people do i don't know i don't i'm not following i can't buy i can't buy
[01:01:48] playstation five because it's sold out and i you're like what about best buy it's like do you think
[01:01:56] i haven't checked it's possible you haven't that's true makes you want to make some
[01:02:03] playstation fives you know what it is you know it is it's this damn biden and this damn fucking uh
[01:02:10] supply chain yep if trump was the president makes you wonder who that he's making a
[01:02:16] fives five yep they don't have it at best buy they don't have it on the playstation website
[01:02:22] on the playstation website you can register for a chance to buy a playstation it's crazy it's been
[01:02:27] out for what a year and a half there's no way biden doesn't have covid or hasn't gotten in the last
[01:02:31] couple weeks no there is because he doesn't do anything he just stays in his Delaware home yeah
[01:02:36] but people in an article got this shit you dude but you know but it's fucking
[01:02:41] he probably never leaves anywhere they probably got a biden clone he's probably been dead like the
[01:02:48] queen for fucking a year now this fucking guy i would i sometimes i think i don't even have
[01:03:01] coronavirus but the test keeps saying i have it and george took the same test i got it if george
[01:03:07] got it before you right i got it before my girlfriend and then she was testing negative for a couple
[01:03:12] days but i've been testing positive and then she's tested positive and then it was like two or three
[01:03:17] days after she tested positive when she started feeling something but that's anecdotal i think
[01:03:21] it's a positive i'll try that yeah and it's a month yeah it's been a while bro three days
[01:03:29] and i feel a little you know fatigue we'll see i mean i'm hoping it's nothing maybe the booster
[01:03:34] you got the booster also but i would have been what if the french is just sweet fatty gay
[01:03:40] just sweet fatty gee oh believe me i know i took french in middle school just sweet
[01:03:45] fatty gay i took french in middle school as a fat child i know that it's fatty gay all i remember
[01:03:53] from french is just sweet fatty gay and that moment people don't stew bush and pyn why i don't even
[01:03:59] think it's fresh for penis i remember jude the flute means play the flute but it means sakak
[01:04:05] yeah and i also remember kravat means shrimp
[01:04:10] june a sweet pound kravat i'm not a shrimp i know uh fredamy you want to do your bobby saladin
[01:04:16] impressionist get us off the show yeah of course go ahead man play us off his bobby
[01:04:21] so they uh they got this chinese guy right um his name is uh jishin ping okay all right i'm on
[01:04:32] board yeah what is that i i saw him they said uh they said uh he's the president of uh china
[01:04:41] i said what is that uh a retarded guy okay yeah and why because his uh because his
[01:04:51] eye what is it your his eyes are closed or something we're not going to tell you i wasn't really listening
[01:04:57] wow the entire episode is because i was because i went like tired or you were starting to
[01:05:04] do what is this what is the pool i wouldn't say what do you the poo no they they band the
[01:05:10] winning the poo in china because people were comparing jijin ping dude they really you know
[01:05:14] that dude that's why you said that i didn't know that no i didn't know they band would i just saw
[01:05:18] i just saw memes where it looks where it looks awesome you're so no winning the poo is so cute
[01:05:22] illegal in china that's so that rocks they really fucking know how to do things over there
[01:05:30] and they got that one lady who does robots it has big tits who i don't know in china some popped
[01:05:36] up on me she does robot she's like she makes robots she has huge tits
[01:05:42] it's a pretty cool person yeah we don't got anybody like that yeah we don't but check out patreon.com
[01:05:48] i don't know to find out who does do this thing