Cum Town | Regular | 02/02/2022
[00:00:03] they're really good home grown naturally produced
[00:00:08] sexually active crackers oh my god they'll bust in your mouth not
[00:00:13] I'm designed by the same people who brought you
[00:00:23] guys like I love Christmas and making crackers
[00:00:27] the nutcracker don't don't fucking touch all these wires get the fuck out of
[00:00:31] you talking the cat not me for the listener
[00:00:39] what happens like a little girl turns into something no like all the Christmas
[00:00:44] who's the bad guys are mouse the bad guys the guy that
[00:00:48] rapes her and then she has to go into a dream world where the Christmas toys are
[00:00:54] is there a part where she gets raped in the middle it's like what we realize
[00:00:57] when we watch last action here on the cap and
[00:01:00] oh of course yeah that's all the kid is getting raped this is so safe
[00:01:08] but there's no evil mouse I'm thinking of a different movie there's a mouse king
[00:01:14] my crackers are falling all over the place yeah
[00:01:16] rat king Benjamin Netanyahu that's right that's right that's right but
[00:01:20] on yahoo that's been button but it's born Christian but
[00:01:26] well isn't he from like Philly he's was born in Israel but then he grew up in
[00:01:31] Philly for a while so that's why Americans like him because he speaks
[00:01:35] I'd like good point in fact Americans do not like him American Jews like him
[00:01:41] that's a hilarious and certain American Jews like him myself included you love
[00:01:47] him you got a poster I don't like his politics but you know me I'm a Philly guy
[00:01:54] yeah shows us the fucking Eagles the Eagles
[00:01:59] um yeah and so that is so funny did like the fucking
[00:02:02] King of Israel or whatever yeah Grump and Philly yeah what did be like yeah
[00:02:07] you know it's like this we have a claim of a historic claim this land
[00:02:10] yeah it's fucking there's just no identifiable like local culture
[00:02:16] it just doesn't fucking exist yeah like a literally a story from 6,000 they had a
[00:02:21] name and they had a lady Prime Minister who is potentially the my
[00:02:25] earliest woman of all time and she's from she's from how did the Jews win
[00:02:31] all those no she was a whiskers yeah yeah not even that bitches from there no
[00:02:36] she's been Wisconsin Wow let me ask you this how did the Jews win all those wars
[00:02:41] because didn't they go on a nice little streak they won like four in a row
[00:02:45] yeah yeah when you don't play by the rules
[00:02:49] they came in the 1870s and committed a bunch of genocides just murdered everybody
[00:02:53] that lives there and they were like see nobody's living that's not exactly
[00:02:56] 1870s that's not the time I thought I thought they got a drink because we felt
[00:03:01] bad about the Holocaust what happened was no Europe was sick of the Jews right
[00:03:07] there's a there's two competing plans there was a one was a little more
[00:03:10] extreme this one was like let's give them a place to go 1800s Europe sick of the
[00:03:15] Jews okay so then they have this issue called the Jewish question of course
[00:03:19] what do we do yeah with these with these assholes that's not actually true it was
[00:03:24] like and then there's there's an enlightenment or whatever and then there's
[00:03:27] no such thing as anti-Semitism after that really yeah and yeah that's true
[00:03:35] the British they really they're like all this woke shit's gonna fucking really
[00:03:39] curb you know British it is PC culture what if we just take a section of our
[00:03:44] population that are just white people who are annoying and we pretend like
[00:03:49] we're giving them their land back and use that as a way to take over part of
[00:03:54] the Middle East so we can get into the oil oil well there's no coincidence
[00:03:58] there's literally zero coincidence that the time period in which oil becomes
[00:04:04] like necessary for controlling the world economy you have like this oh oh what
[00:04:08] about well what about giving Israel back the people that speak our language in
[00:04:12] what 99% overlap with our culture there's no oil in Israel my soil in the Middle
[00:04:17] East you need to go out here maybe how would they give the Jews that doesn't
[00:04:21] make any sense well I mean if they're just gonna get some of their land to the
[00:04:24] Jews because there is like you know I mean there's some whole story there's
[00:04:28] something some way you can get wages away wait wait Israel started the 1800s
[00:04:32] no so that that's when they started putting people started going there and
[00:04:35] then just killing all the locals no that's okay the killing the locals I had no
[00:04:41] idea what happened was there's this thing called the Zionist Congress this guy
[00:04:46] thead or Herzl and they were like hurts they were like we needed you a Jewish
[00:04:52] state right and so they considered a lot of different parts of the world for
[00:04:58] while they were gonna go to Ethiopia just make that Jewish which would have
[00:05:03] been chill yeah if Edie I mean to I love how they're just over and just start
[00:05:09] eating Jewish people's brains that it's so funny they're just like which part
[00:05:13] which which land that somebody else owns Alaska was considered Alaska makes
[00:05:18] sense because who gives a fuck about Alaska pretty sick but the Jews get really
[00:05:22] sick at snowboarding yeah that would be funny just crushing the winter
[00:05:26] fighting bears yeah there's just a Jewish I was a guy's name Sean White Sean White
[00:05:32] yeah he's he's let shlomo white slow my wife he could have had slow my white
[00:05:38] doing fucking sick tricks but no you had to steal the Palestinians land and then
[00:05:43] people like no we got to actually go back to to Palestine so then they
[00:05:49] these are all just guys that live in like so around like the Ellis Island
[00:05:53] era so like end of the 1800s beginning of the 1900s there's mass migration
[00:05:59] 1880s so yeah the first sign is Congress's Congresses were in the 1880s
[00:06:04] interesting and then they decided and they opened like you know communes and
[00:06:09] farms and the good they were socialist at the time
[00:06:13] kabuch and then and then which is a great word but sounds like a the worst
[00:06:18] place to live in the world and then there were some Jews that were doing
[00:06:21] terrorism to like they bombed they were doing terrorism against the British
[00:06:27] though okay well fuck the British they bombed the King David Hotel as an attack
[00:06:35] on the British who died though a bunch of British people okay I'm with that that's
[00:06:40] pretty good the British weren't fucking Palestine to that's who gave I mean
[00:06:45] that's who owned it before they had the abzone palace I see yeah they got it they
[00:06:49] got it I think in World War one from the Ottomans so they gave the French like
[00:06:54] Syrian Lebanon and they gave trans Jordan they called it the time
[00:07:01] that's good trans Jordan is a good name because it could be a guy or a girl's
[00:07:04] name right so it fits either way trans true trans M to F trans F to M Jordan
[00:07:11] works yeah it's like a pat situation yeah yeah better I don't like how I don't
[00:07:17] like how they choose a name that's similar to their old dead name not no that
[00:07:21] doesn't know in fact I would say more often than not the opposite like Justin
[00:07:25] becomes Justine why don't you like that you could choose any name I prefer that
[00:07:31] over people taking like liberties and giving themselves really sick names I
[00:07:35] would try to choose the sickest girl name imaginable you'd be Esmeralda
[00:07:39] Princess Diana for you that's a little fuck I don't even know when the one we
[00:07:45] usually talked about it comes out but yeah sometime there we do it yeah we
[00:07:50] revisit that dead bitch whoa anyway it shows some respect and the Holocaust
[00:07:55] happens in 1948 the UN gives Israel not including the West Bank and Gaza
[00:08:01] right to the Jews they point that shit and then there's a war a couple wars they
[00:08:07] do ethnic cleansing they so how did the Jews get good at wars I got to be
[00:08:11] honest I did that because they were getting strapped up before Israel was
[00:08:17] granted statehood they were like starting militias I see I see and like
[00:08:22] American Jews were sending like munitions oh they weren't going over though
[00:08:26] but they were sending some money yeah yeah you got it you got to give right
[00:08:30] right right I give and I give and I give I just would have assumed Arabs would
[00:08:35] have fucked them up was it been like six six on one would yeah and then in 1948
[00:08:41] what's referred to as the knock by the Palestinians which is I think like the
[00:08:46] tra catastrophe or something they round up Palestinian villages shove them into
[00:08:52] the West Bank and Gaza damn really yeah they get invaded on day one of statehood
[00:08:57] by like Egypt and Jordan a bunch of their neighbors fight a war how that's
[00:09:03] what I'm saying Egypt 67 they take Egypt should be ashamed of themselves
[00:09:08] 67 they take the West Bank and Gaza they say that's ours yoying they took the
[00:09:14] Sinai Peninsula from Egypt in an operation with them with the British a
[00:09:19] joint operation with the British or the British because they wanted to build the
[00:09:22] sues canal they knew who they who's gonna play ball and they were like we got
[00:09:27] yeah you was gonna play ball for a couple points on the back end of course
[00:09:31] it's a great deal folks it was good deal dude Egypt should be embarrassed
[00:09:37] honestly Egypt should be embarrassed in general getting fucked up by a fucking
[00:09:42] a little ass little ass young Israel yeah but think about it like you guys have
[00:09:46] pyramids thousands of years ago they were the most popular place in the world
[00:09:50] yeah they're even it's even more embarrassing than Greece and they've
[00:09:53] never they haven't they've only had Muhammad so law that's basically all
[00:09:58] they've done pretty sick yeah they have the best soccer player in the world now
[00:10:01] yeah as their first dub maybe and it's been a while their foods good but that's
[00:10:05] all it's all it's all that Arab food that's good kebabs and shit like that yeah I
[00:10:10] like like Syrian 11 years it's like there's a Egyptian seafood place by me as good
[00:10:15] as fuck I like firehouse square yeah if I are subs I've never had a lesson
[00:10:21] guys I was a little history lesson so so Egypt Jordan all those motherfuckers
[00:10:27] they had all this oil money they couldn't fuck up Israel Egypt doesn't have
[00:10:31] what we you know I'm saying that I'm sure that I'm sure the guys with the oil
[00:10:34] money were real fans of fucking Jews in the Middle East why didn't Saudi Arabia
[00:10:39] come in with some they had they had Jews that lived in Israel for hundreds of
[00:10:43] years the Palestinian Jews it was just like five of them in a room was chill
[00:10:46] right it was when the European Jews came in right and then decided to genocide
[00:10:51] all of the I'm just saying Saudi Arabia couldn't they there's this difference
[00:10:56] between genocide and ethnic cleansing of which they've done both but I love that
[00:11:01] they still did ethnic cleansing is still like an acceptable term yeah you know
[00:11:05] what I mean no it's like it'd be like if like instead of slavery like the
[00:11:09] synonymous term would be like just putting them to work no that's given
[00:11:13] them a get racially given people job no racial job racial employment job creation
[00:11:19] compulsory job race based clinic cleansed no it's a it's a cat's fuck no no it's a
[00:11:25] broader term than Joe side ethnic cleansing sounds because you can just
[00:11:28] round up a group of people because of their ethnicity and and tell them to
[00:11:33] leave a place and even if you don't kill anyone that's still ethnic but I
[00:11:37] sure you're saying cleansing is a pretty positive word it's pretty racist like
[00:11:41] yeah like but next point just from exactly cleansing is it's to the
[00:11:46] connotations to put purity it should be like ethnic expulsion or something like
[00:11:51] that ethnic friend zoning yeah you don't get any of this statehood pussy
[00:11:57] and she renamed Gaza the friend zone the front
[00:12:02] Tel Aviv is the clit the clit of Israel I'm just saying dude Saudi Arabia's got
[00:12:11] like Mount indoor mountains like snow ski about this Tel Aviv to suck my dick
[00:12:17] yeah tell the tell a tell a leave yeah tell leave to suck my dick
[00:12:23] Jerusalem pussy if I forget you sit down on the block
[00:12:29] Jerusalem pussy Jerusalem pussy down on my let's see I got a somebody can suck on
[00:12:38] right here why guys a little strip you can suck on yeah do I get pussy yeah man
[00:12:44] yeah man little bit man I get a pussy so much do I get pussy Libya yeah yeah yeah
[00:12:59] pussy Algeria how did you hear about the Algeria you out your algae you're about
[00:13:06] the bitch you got a pussy fucked by it turns out I did it hey I'm getting a
[00:13:13] call from Hollywood Florida oh it's probably a producer let me let's answer
[00:13:18] let's see what he is hello hello please listen to this important message oh
[00:13:23] awesome can you show my dick bitch regarding the student loan for keeping
[00:13:27] this girl bitch I don't got no student lanes oh that almost where wire let's
[00:13:32] call it cheesecake factory and ask if they have cheesecake ask them what all
[00:13:37] the cons are no you ask them like yeah yeah y'all got a cheesecake excuse me
[00:13:42] what y'all know cheesecake now what's the deal you got Chinese food Italian food
[00:13:47] cheesecake I could I could wait not bet you take that fuck good to get fucked in
[00:13:52] my ass you could wait I I you couldn't wait you personally couldn't wait I couldn't
[00:13:58] I could wait to I couldn't I'm about to I'm about to pull a curds out of your ass
[00:14:03] yeah it's more of a rhyme than a pun yeah where the curds don't have a country
[00:14:10] do they they just walk they're in Iraq and and Turkey they get a little piece of
[00:14:15] the ethnic the little piece of Iraq and Turkey well they don't get they don't
[00:14:19] have their own state right Kurdistan so cool they don't have their own country
[00:14:23] no yeah what's going on in Kazakhstan right now I don't know it's wild I think
[00:14:29] you don't get to say or look it up either stop us or we'll look it up I have no
[00:14:34] idea I don't know they're like protesting something I don't know and
[00:14:40] then the fucking president's like shoot the kill
[00:14:46] them you know what Borat did them a disservice because no matter what that
[00:14:52] guy could literally be doing a holocaust we all think about Borat I got I pod
[00:14:56] many he no afford as Kazakhstan the sense in the chaos crypto miners are at a
[00:15:02] loss oh god why are they're called CIA ass wired magazine central Asian
[00:15:09] country became number two in the world for Bitcoin mine kid had the audacity to
[00:15:14] write such an article as Kazakhstan descends in the chaos yeah crypto miners
[00:15:21] are at a loss yes that's the problem oh my god that's the main issue no are they
[00:15:29] literally killing people what are these protests yeah did that I don't know
[00:15:32] probably they lock down there some shit no you don't think Kazakhstan has
[00:15:36] lockdowns yeah probably this bug in fuel prices last week chaos and golf
[00:15:41] co-protest south the country over spiking fuel prices and vaccine mandates oh I
[00:15:46] added that part but now who's fucking resulted in police repression yeah so
[00:15:54] just high gas prices to remove a little former personal race theory they're
[00:15:58] getting that in schools that's you know this is a fucking shit I hate like
[00:16:03] everything like bad shit to me bad things happen in society at least
[00:16:10] that things happen to you know bad things in my mind things I would
[00:16:13] consider to be bad right I would consider to be like a shortage of my
[00:16:17] guys you can a reduction of the plane by supply chain of cigars so guys chain
[00:16:30] the internet shut down Russian led troops they internet they shut down the
[00:16:33] internet yeah they have a shut off you can't even jack off in Kazakhstan well
[00:16:37] we're gonna have that soon enough soon enough it's just gonna be I mean we
[00:16:41] already do it's just not like clear you know because the internet is like now
[00:16:45] what throttle shit now the internet is five websites right and Congress can't
[00:16:50] tell like you know fucking face or to Facebook or Twitter like hey you got a
[00:16:54] ban this person but what they can't do is like drag them in front of Congress
[00:17:00] and say you know there's gonna be serious consequences if you don't curb
[00:17:04] you know whatever so effectively it's you know there's a chilling effect and
[00:17:09] that's how you have because it's like didn't you'd have to be stupid to think
[00:17:12] that tech companies really give a shit would fucking download just tweeting
[00:17:16] they don't care right you know it's just you know protecting their bottom line
[00:17:20] after being threatened by the government yeah I wish we were in China with those
[00:17:24] motherfuckers just that's what I'm saying it should just be like I'm that's the
[00:17:28] reason I'm pro Beijing because it's like they're like oh yeah you can't
[00:17:32] criticize the governor they're just they're gentlemen yeah we'll throw you in
[00:17:34] jail whatever happened open and honest communication exactly Beijing is a guy
[00:17:38] that tells you I'm not looking for a relationship say what United States
[00:17:42] strings you along for months yeah hits you every time you're moving on yeah he
[00:17:46] texts you it's weak I saw you look beautiful yeah yeah they're like what are
[00:17:50] we these I fuck you bitch I can't stand that kind of I hate America I hate
[00:17:56] America I love China I truly hate this honestly death to America is a six
[00:18:00] slogan so chill sounds got even kill America death to America rock perfect
[00:18:07] perfectly put that on them all right let's see here the power grid mine are
[00:18:14] they do are they selling anything or making anything in Kazakhstan yeah any
[00:18:18] products that we might want yeah in about two minutes okay sorry to jump the gun
[00:18:23] grab one with blackouts and power cuts it's so funny too because like this is
[00:18:28] what protests look like in other countries I guess is the police shooting
[00:18:31] a bunch of people yeah yeah and then here it's like you know we're growing a
[00:18:34] tomato in front of the mayor's house yeah and dressing up like we're going to
[00:18:40] our first punk show yeah I saw a video of I don't remember some Slavic country
[00:18:45] where they they literally were putting a fucking politician in the trash
[00:18:52] guy's like in the dumpster they're all like punching him in the thighs they
[00:18:55] sodomized Gaddafi was a fucking knife damn that's fucked I like countries were
[00:19:01] in parliament I can't believe they did that to my boy Mo more yeah who by the
[00:19:05] way long-faced long-faced no more and look like Ernest kind he had the sickest
[00:19:10] fucking his guard was just sexy whores yeah that's also he was a fucking 10 when
[00:19:18] he was you know yeah he was hot he was a lot of shit his his personal body
[00:19:21] guards were all sexy bitches it's sick he was like we're nice with the Blinky
[00:19:25] that's dude that's awesome he was like a military uniform dictator and then he
[00:19:30] just transitioned to like George Clinton afro futurist like like like his drip
[00:19:38] was was you know heck of one thing I will say Hillary Clinton dresses like
[00:19:43] she's like a kung-fu master that would be cool that's the one good thing if she
[00:19:48] was president yeah she's got she got those weird like fucking she does yeah
[00:19:51] she got like wrote like fucking Morpheus in the city yes yes exactly who's
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[00:27:21] suggest closing a child closing the blinds or can you fuck somebody else and
[00:27:26] she's like no I'm paralyzed they're like was it in Iraq and he's like no I'd I
[00:27:30] jumped off a I fell or something yeah I tried to kill myself yeah and I got
[00:27:36] 98% of the way there yeah they're like well it sounds like she's doing a lot
[00:27:44] for you she deserves to fuck somebody deserves to get that pussy knocked loose
[00:27:48] while you over there with your a whatever the fuck no goddamn it no it's not fair
[00:27:54] I want to fuck my wife's pussy at least at the very least you can fuck a guy
[00:27:58] that doesn't live in the building five feet away from ours dude that would be
[00:28:04] kitchen that would be horrible to be fucking paralyzed your wife just takes
[00:28:08] the tube out your mouth fuck someone three inches in front of you and you can
[00:28:13] do nothing you're just blinking hard as shit well she's getting her pussy just
[00:28:18] fucking wallop but I tell you what would make that awesome this gets you
[00:28:22] really take the edge off of that a cruelie curly cuckolded your inches away
[00:28:31] from you special wheelchair yes which means special in Spanish we do super
[00:28:37] ins super super big big special big retard that's a big big big big big
[00:28:42] great a lot of the original name but they couldn't get the patent yeah something
[00:28:48] was already is anyone see my chocolate no big retard but we have
[00:28:53] Kratum here for you what's that shut up and drink just drink it oh I feel even
[00:28:59] more like myself if somebody wasn't like me they probably feel a lot like me
[00:29:08] after taking this yeah I feel like I am Sam and the classic hit I am Sam Kratum
[00:29:17] Sam Kratum Sam hi hi on Sam so anyway folks you're gonna love this
[00:29:25] I'm gonna tell you something I got a 30-day guarantee if you're not happy then
[00:29:28] neither are we are they neither are they and neither are we either not want you
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[00:29:38] life I don't give a fuck we don't care about that we don't care if we care
[00:29:41] about you being happy with super-spaced happy so we offer they offer a 30-day
[00:29:46] money-back guarantee on all products orders placed by 2 p.m. Eastern time
[00:29:51] that's New York time baby mmm Eastern standard time oh that's so true man why
[00:29:58] don't they call New York standard time you know the same day every day you hear
[00:30:02] that folks 157 p.m. you're rolling out of bed and you're like fuck this stuff I
[00:30:08] was using to get off heroin then I still do heroin and but now I drink
[00:30:12] Kratum also I'm running out you hit that you would place that order by the 1
[00:30:20] 59 p.m. boom it's it's fucking headed your way brother Johnny walnuts over at
[00:30:25] super-spaced he has got that shit in a bag it's being shipped to your house so
[00:30:30] long as it's still legal yep and it's is for now it is yeah so long as as Nancy
[00:30:36] Pelosi is still spending her entire day insider trading and not really worrying
[00:30:41] about anything that happens to people this will remain legal that fucking
[00:30:47] dumb bitch except you know what that's like the funniest thing about the war
[00:30:50] on drugs is like it you know it was just a thing to put black people in jail or
[00:30:54] whatever right and so they decided what drugs are gonna be illegal and then we
[00:30:58] got all this other wild shit that they're like I don't we don't have time pay
[00:31:02] attention to this they won't make the other stuff legal right they won't take
[00:31:05] the time to do that but like they're just these little loophole bullshit yeah but
[00:31:10] it's not even loophole bullets I just more drugs right you know it's just like
[00:31:14] that's how fucking lazy they are they are they won't even like make the other
[00:31:18] shit legal or they would go away shit or get off the pod thank you that's why
[00:31:24] that's you know if I were in Congress I would work for the people mm-hmm by
[00:31:29] doing a podcast in my office once a week that's gotta be happening there's that
[00:31:34] one guy who keeps tweeting fucking annoying the wheelchair guy they all
[00:31:39] tweet Madison Eric's walla who's that fucking guy you think he's Chinese Ted
[00:31:46] Ted lasso Ted lasso yeah Ted Chang yeah Ted Chang or maybe not Chinese
[00:31:55] Ted walk Ted walk I don't fucking know anyway did we get a promo code on that
[00:32:02] we're still doing every oh let's keep going the friendly service I love when a
[00:32:11] place has friendly service they never leave our their customers hanging and
[00:32:15] not a once yeah unless in the rare circumstance you accidentally order a
[00:32:21] 201 BM yeah you run out of freedom and then you have to kill yourself and you
[00:32:26] should even so let me let me just be clear you you have to and you should be
[00:32:31] funny if their branding was a super speciosa get addicted that would be
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[00:32:48] Wow even your wife can't promise you that no no because she's a fucking bitch
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[00:33:03] off your fucking crumbling you just drink you drink your drink and trade them chill
[00:33:08] out on the couch throw on Danny California oh yeah just jam out look up to this guy
[00:33:14] and say show me deliver me yeah yeah show me that's how that's how God will
[00:33:22] reveal them actually I actually spoke I spoke to God I was fucked up on drugs
[00:33:31] and I spoke to God that's awesome that's I love that because if they were many
[00:33:35] somebody that earnestly claim yes I spoke to God on mushrooms you that you
[00:33:40] have did God's I all right time to reveal myself to humanity they say they
[00:33:44] look the biggest fucking loser in the world right right that's who my messenger
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[00:33:53] toes shoes just just traipsing around the graveyard and
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[00:34:05] strictest quality control standards in the industry every batch is thoroughly
[00:34:09] inspected and lab tested for impurities and contaminants look at these look at
[00:34:14] these reviews here from some who someone named Evie I wonder if she's hot
[00:34:19] girls she's hot does she know what it is I wonder if I can fuck her do you think
[00:34:25] I could have could I fuck you may I fuck you I'm gonna need I'm gonna need the
[00:34:33] good folks over at Super Specios at the pool to give us her email the IP address
[00:34:37] for you Claire W L&B L&B's Pomona garden yeah so a lot of chicks use this product
[00:34:51] a lot of girls that it's a good icebreaker a lot of hot girls use this
[00:34:54] product just walk around town drinking Kratum and if you see a woman with a cup
[00:34:58] you know doesn't matter what she got me like ma'am I couldn't notice who's
[00:35:02] drinking something are you also fucked up on Kratum are you you gonna create a
[00:35:06] bitch yeah or even better you see with a cup pour a little Kratum in there
[00:35:10] without even her asking and you'll see she'll think of you as a gentleman and
[00:35:13] guess what it's legal so whatever happens after that you're like it's not a day
[00:35:18] rape drug relax yeah yeah while you're getting arrested Jesse are that could
[00:35:23] go either way yeah Jesse probably a hot chick first could be Jesse Jesse the
[00:35:28] Jesse's a girl or Jesse's girl Jesse's girl has sucked my fucking bitch Jesse
[00:35:34] was a girl then I could suck yeah I heard it I want to chop these nuts off now
[00:35:44] we're just such good friends he fully Jesse could identify as a girl maybe I
[00:35:52] put a gun to your hand but I don't know and make Jesse come away girl I'm gonna put
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[00:36:06] quick links what are the affiliates links what is an affiliate program this
[00:36:12] is interesting affiliate programs are pretty common for me to read this I'm
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[00:36:23] they can sign up they have a support chat so email or name you me I forgot
[00:36:30] that you know that hey what's my hey I forgot my
[00:36:33] I left a review recently and I seem to and I seem to have forgotten my address my
[00:36:52] address and how big my tits are forgotten my address he's submitting it folks
[00:37:00] also give you full permission to release my information to me to me right now
[00:37:12] review recently and I forgot my address and phone number because I move because
[00:37:22] my abusive boyfriend my abusive you got to give a back story boyfriend I kicked
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[00:37:52] formation my backup so long as I am not what you would describe as fat wait is
[00:38:11] I say busted yeah I'll fuck a fact no but you know what I mean yeah what about me
[00:38:20] I'm not like BpW because I fact cuz some bitches are big but it makes sense
[00:38:29] anyways what is my phone number okay send message and this is a super
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[00:39:25] out folks go to the website and try those things out try try some shit out and
[00:39:30] tell them come down tell them come down sent you and ask Evie if she'd like to
[00:39:34] come over and suck our coffee if he happens to be somebody that found out
[00:39:37] about Kratum through the show and she is and you're hot and you'd like to go to
[00:39:42] Korean barbecue now hold on a second send an email to customer service at
[00:39:47] come that's supported come and we'll get somebody will get somebody
[00:39:53] appropriate to we'll get someone on the horn our our liaison for customer
[00:40:00] affairs for bitches the one he cost Korean barbecue mr. Stavros how can you
[00:40:05] be in touch oh and guess what time it is might have been talking about a certain
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[00:40:30] should be having sex with men or women that's right that is a hilarious way to
[00:40:34] fucking phrase that yeah yeah it looks like this guy fucks the tablets it does
[00:40:38] yeah because he he's almost gay but there's a straight look at his eyes yeah he's
[00:40:44] just here for men right right what do you need oh there you go yeah and
[00:40:52] personally folks I am a big user of blue chew dot com we all are as has been
[00:40:57] documented through the years and blue chew and I've gotten I'd like to say I've
[00:41:01] gotten fatter recently and my dick works even worse than it used to and
[00:41:06] without these pills I probably kill myself for error I'm sorry true ball
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[00:41:13] dot com and they also have a support chat let's see if their name is Jonathan
[00:41:18] handsome okay handsome and folks the nice thing about blue chew my email is
[00:41:25] chocolate man chocolate man and give a pussy dot com
[00:41:36] no idea give me pussy dot com dot in India yeah do you happen okay to know
[00:41:49] he's a man star chat star chat yeah star chat live chat live chat yeah we're in
[00:42:01] Q position one everybody live support blue chew go website so blue chew they
[00:42:07] got a lot of difference it's a resin a break already a resin W okay well hold
[00:42:12] on real quick never mind about Eevee hello Zareza
[00:42:21] there is a hot name honestly what did you say I said never mind about Eevee
[00:42:27] hello Zareza are you a nurse by chance nurse by chance
[00:42:38] my dick works by the way I was actually looking for a different website
[00:42:51] for so rest does not seem to be replying she's not anyways yeah blue
[00:43:06] chew com made in the USA which is so important does yeah which you know because
[00:43:11] they know that our dicks need more blood flow than a Chinese dick right right
[00:43:15] yeah they're calibrated barely and penis is barely yeah let's just say
[00:43:21] barely did she text you back no she's being kind of a bitch actually so
[00:43:25] rest is yeah yeah I skr like what my dick works by the way yeah Zareza's not
[00:43:36] does seem to be replying yeah is sex with you a little tablets right for you
[00:43:42] oh Zareza's typing oh here we go we got a response here is a resident blue she
[00:43:46] said oh she stopped I think she was typing and then you sent my dig works
[00:43:51] but she stopped so what's that you first of all it's a plan it's
[00:43:56] prescription you know right any medicine so there's four tears here we got
[00:44:00] active it's for Jim going guys they're trying to have sex in the shower right
[00:44:04] there's busy that's for the office office fuck the sector there's popular
[00:44:09] that's if you're in high school you're one of the kids from euphoria if you're
[00:44:13] high school and then pro which is for Tony Hawk and Sean the way there's a
[00:44:19] new there's a new chat this popped up oh what she said hello Jonathan thank
[00:44:26] you for choosing blue jingling or more than happy to assist you with your
[00:44:29] blue shoe questions related to our products and services please don't
[00:44:32] stress providing customer support you must conduct yourself in a professional
[00:44:35] I'm sorry I'm a crypto miner and I just and Kazakhstan is really
[00:44:45] stressful with what's with everything that's going on in Kazakhstan I'm
[00:44:59] hello Jonathan happy to get your cock but be a professional about it I'm
[00:45:05] sorry I said I'm sorry I'm a crypto miner and as you know Kazakhstan has
[00:45:10] fucked me in Miami say ha ha his a residue has left the chair
[00:45:17] rate this chat is a residence one of the most stunning
[00:45:22] me give her five stars man you're the thumbs up
[00:45:29] stunning women I've had the pleasure I'm parlaying we had the pleasure
[00:45:47] he's in sponsorships or sexually harassing me yeah
[00:45:56] that would be so fucking good man oh yes so they got they got four plans
[00:46:02] are the active that's only twenty dollars yep busy 30 popular popular 50
[00:46:10] and so 90 90 dollars for 34 cock tablets a month
[00:46:16] yeah so you get to have a day where you have to
[00:46:20] 34 times a month that sounds about right about how yeah pop a couple pills
[00:46:26] watch all dogs go to heaven right you know and you're like what the hell is
[00:46:30] going on so now hard-ass dick the dogs talk
[00:46:38] it's a beautiful wonderful product and if your cock doesn't get hard whether
[00:46:44] that's because you have anxiety yeah yeah your girlfriend or boyfriend is
[00:46:49] ugly then you can't get hard for them anymore or your secretly gay
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[00:46:58] consultation discreet shipping and discrete d i s c r e t shipping right
[00:47:04] and that is that would spell which is different from discreet d i s c r e
[00:47:11] t e that's so what's that mean a separate event discrete is separate the
[00:47:18] e t interesting one spelled like the country why the fuck that's ridiculous
[00:47:22] say you remember because kreet island is an island is separate right oh
[00:47:26] gree that's really good that's a good that's a good to monitor for
[00:47:29] for the kids at home that's how i do all this
[00:47:32] dessert that deserts desert you get dulph the second sweet yeah
[00:47:36] oh so you have two s's yeah yeah i've all because
[00:47:40] because in elementary school my teacher told me nobody wants two
[00:47:43] helpings of sand but you know what people want to help in that always
[00:47:47] is either a dollar filler said that was a terrible tablet that took down the
[00:47:51] tower sit down and fill it to down to dalaphil to doable tablets you
[00:47:55] doable that was the same active ingredients as biagra
[00:47:58] yellow three milligrams on the sidenta fill and then i think it's nine
[00:48:02] milligrams of the to down it to dalaphil i couldn't tell you
[00:48:05] and uh that's shit you use promo code come town or come town 20 for what is
[00:48:09] it out of for you just pay the shipping free for
[00:48:12] first month free for five bucks for shipping let's just pay the shipping
[00:48:17] get addicted blue tree got a dick hard get a dick hard
[00:48:21] get addicted get addicted to dollar to dot to dot and it's a beautiful product
[00:48:25] to dile food i mean it really has done wonders for my cock i'll tell you
[00:48:30] that it's changed lives all over this country and i've heard testimonials
[00:48:34] from men uh and they've broken my heart i've i've i've
[00:48:38] i've seen them cry i've cried with them yeah they never thought they'd get
[00:48:41] hard again i know um it's a beautiful thing honestly
[00:48:45] really six milligrams or nine i love that there's a slider where it's like
[00:48:49] let's turn the fucking power of the shit let's turn it to nine milligrams
[00:48:53] mmm that shit to be loving pump myself with drugs and die at fucking 50
[00:48:59] years old yeah like people are saying die without a
[00:49:03] family of 50 years old and somehow i became a fucking millionaire on my
[00:49:08] couch i became a mitt despite getting much worse at the thing i
[00:49:13] dedicated my life to not even doing it anymore i live without passion
[00:49:19] give me the fucking pearls get my big home get my dick hard
[00:49:24] literally i will eat a bunch of dick pills and watch all dogs go to him
[00:49:30] and then spend literally three days where my only plan is order hawaiian pizza
[00:49:35] and then i don't even accomplish that you keep talking about this hawaiian
[00:49:40] pizza i might have to get some for dinner uh-huh then that's blue chu
[00:49:43] that's my promo blu-joo dot com slash let's see if we can get another chat
[00:49:47] going on blu-joo dot com and uh chat with us customers so i think i'm
[00:49:51] banned from the it doesn't seem like you can do oh my god if you're banned
[00:49:55] this chat you wouldn't chat ended and then we'll go to
[00:49:58] let's open up a private tab yeah good good good you don't want to get
[00:50:02] traced and blue yeah every funny if the police show oh yeah the chat is
[00:50:07] gone i'm now no longer allowed to get a vpn
[00:50:14] you've been banned from the police support chat you get a tour browser dude
[00:50:18] i'll be right out here go to google translate
[00:50:21] i'm going to open a private window but google translate translate google.com
[00:50:26] okay from un-detect from english to chinese
[00:50:30] my penis is a very child can you please help uh me
[00:50:56] speak chinese dickhead now play it play it from syria just in english
[00:51:02] oh wow my penis is very child can you please help
[00:51:08] this is a little tall you pull oh yeah you pull a little stank on that yeah
[00:51:12] well we'll just see more chinese let's translate it back in english and see
[00:51:16] my penis is small can you help me perfect see i know the i understand the grammar
[00:51:19] so i know how to get it to say exactly what what i wanted to say okay so we're
[00:51:24] now oh no chat with chat is back my name now instead of jonathan handsome
[00:51:36] chinese that you give me pussy uh dot com dot india
[00:51:41] start chat let's see here they keep position three they're busy position
[00:51:51] oh but they but it's still jonathan no yes
[00:51:55] jonathan chinese well it's like he has an english name in chinese
[00:52:00] right right right right all right well we'll just keep waiting on that keep waiting on that
[00:52:03] in the meantime you guys go to bluetooth.com these chats are happening live you can view
[00:52:08] them on the website uh if you if you're listening to the show live somehow
[00:52:13] yeah i really like to see the interaction or you can check out
[00:52:16] either one of the subscription pads they help you last longer in the bedroom
[00:52:20] they keep your day card keep it harder than you do it
[00:52:22] it'll be a last longer in the bathroom also yeah
[00:52:25] and i know what you're thinking you're like well it's been all ad reads
[00:52:28] i hope for the last seven minutes they at least riff
[00:52:31] but i'm really quick i just want to say come see me in sacramento
[00:52:35] very quick sorry sorry the jonathan chinese took over my body
[00:52:40] the first second uh come see me in sacramento houston
[00:52:44] austin oh also in los angeles i'm going to do a uh febby a birthday show on february 11th so
[00:52:51] just announced san francisco vancouver st louis chicago
[00:52:56] berlington vermont my little brother's bachelor party is the next weekend
[00:53:00] then charlotte nashville atlanta torano providence washington dc
[00:53:06] san diego i'm sorry yeah i wasn't there we're gonna make it up in may
[00:53:10] um so that's that come see me stop me that by the count chiffon k
[00:53:15] join the chair oh it sounds like a girl oh also guys
[00:53:18] you have the gas station guys i'm at lincoln large the 11th and 12th of
[00:53:22] february and the 18th and 19th i'm in boston i'm gonna be my birthday you're
[00:53:26] working dude yeah yeah come on take the day off for my
[00:53:30] birthday you know hey though just take the day off think about me
[00:53:33] yeah all right think about you every time it's your birthday
[00:53:36] think about it oh hell oh they were flying in chinese
[00:53:42] okay to get started please make sure you have completed the following
[00:53:46] oh it's just instructions oh so when you you saying my penis is very small
[00:53:50] didn't trigger them to tell you to it's very child
[00:53:54] this very child didn't have them tell you to be professional oh they offered a
[00:53:57] different promo code in here though for the chinese yeah i guess chinese people
[00:54:02] get a secret deal what's the wow i'm not doing another promo code you're not as
[00:54:06] good as ours okay can i just want to see can you
[00:54:18] you won basically this idea use promo code
[00:54:21] comptown 20 yeah or comptown i think 20% off your order no no no you get your
[00:54:26] first order free you get first order free you just pay the shipping you get your
[00:54:31] first month free and the free box a fire hook of fire crackers
[00:54:35] so my finest crackers in the fucking universe sea salt the rosemary fantastic
[00:54:39] i fucking love the rosemary rosemary is very good
[00:54:42] you do you do you dip with those yeah you get a little
[00:54:47] abuse with those sometimes you do a little hummus sometimes you do a little
[00:54:52] have you ever had that shit lobina sure it's very good
[00:54:55] i i'm like it feels a little saltier yeah just a little too
[00:55:00] i put it lobina is like i put uh i want to fuck a labina woman
[00:55:04] i love it labina labina what's a labina
[00:55:09] latina but in downs oh with a b yeah they're all members of the blood
[00:55:14] so how about down syndrome abby have we done that one before i don't think so
[00:55:19] i don't think so and it's like i don't know how to set the table
[00:55:22] which downtown abwin's it set at the end of that shit no it's modern day britain
[00:55:27] it's modern day yeah but they all behave that way
[00:55:30] yeah dude are you fucking serious yeah that's how
[00:55:32] that i don't think i'm looking for a british people i've never seen them show
[00:55:35] my life brodish and it's calling forth in it
[00:55:39] oh y'all y'all y'all british and y'all british folks oh y'all british
[00:55:44] y'all british y'all from britain oh y'all british oh y'all british british
[00:55:49] all right then all right now i see i see y'all in the top
[00:55:53] he got his high bed only like magishi my man said abba cadaba
[00:56:00] he said that you were your abba cadaba oh fuck he said hocus pocus
[00:56:06] hocus pocus suck my shilokis should we start calling cocks shilokis
[00:56:12] yeah you trying to suck my shilokis bitch
[00:56:17] no fucking idiot god is ass and we should get
[00:56:21] Dwight on the show can we i would love that we should start just hitting up
[00:56:25] minor i mean people less famous even than Dwight yokem
[00:56:29] yeah and just see if we get some famage era yeah that was
[00:56:33] he's famous us ruining bam's life is so funny i don't think it was our fault
[00:56:38] i think we were we were friends we were friends for a long
[00:56:41] long road vinny's fault you're right he's actually we should get
[00:56:45] vinny back and the manager remember the manager
[00:56:48] get that business there yeah i was wearing that medallion necklace
[00:56:52] no you know we really need back our man over a gene
[00:56:55] yes yeah he wants to do the show we need jin three really wants to do the
[00:57:00] show we got to get our everything they want i'm from
[00:57:02] New York on the science and i'm elbins you got to think what are the three
[00:57:06] thing people are fans of yeah you York fans you got because you got
[00:57:10] your friends it's allian fat it's allian fat you got fans well that was the best
[00:57:19] fucking that was the best moment of the show yes
[00:57:21] that weird bam interview and then we just bring jean on and then we call the
[00:57:25] episode comes out with jean denapoli and every
[00:57:28] every evening he's like fellas i'm dying here
[00:57:31] yeah i was how am i bro the how am i bro the two hundred thousand dollars i
[00:57:35] hope he's alive remember he said uh we have
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[00:57:43] like a black show black comedy it didn't even say black comedy just said we
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