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Ep. 300 - ffff

Cum Town | Regular | 02/24/2022

[00:00:00] Because
[00:00:02] Because I found out my pain a's
[00:00:05] It is no, I didn't but I hit record already so you might want to put the kibosh on
[00:00:13] industry secrets
[00:00:18] What he said about Jewish guys
[00:00:22] It's cuz he won't fuck boys
[00:00:24] That's pretty funny. I don't think Asian women look like boys to me personally. I
[00:00:30] Don't think now a stabs not here. So I'm gonna do the thing where I defend a type of woman from
[00:00:38] I think I think you're all beautiful. Hit me up
[00:00:42] Hit me up if you're one of them get my DMS. Yeah, so I can sexually fuck you
[00:00:48] So I can say I can be a an ally by sexually fucking you
[00:00:55] You know, I'm getting down. I'm telling you for a lot of people who just checking in to hear how the puzzles going
[00:01:00] So I'm gonna tell you how many pieces is this puzzle Nick? It's 1500 but I have 1500 getting down to it
[00:01:06] I mean, I figured to be one or two pieces missing
[00:01:09] It's it's looking like it's gonna be like 10 or more
[00:01:13] What you bought this used no, no, I'm just lost the puzzle
[00:01:17] You know, I get I get into it
[00:01:21] You get stuck to my forearm. Yeah, let's let's get some more puzzle update my meaty forearms. Yeah
[00:01:27] Nick's forearms are looking great. Yeah vascular. Yeah, if you guys want to post about that vascular cuz I got it
[00:01:33] I start I started eating beats
[00:01:36] Mm-hmm. Don't beat pomegranate berry mix up and the Vitamix in the morning to try and save my heart guys
[00:01:44] we're doing 90 days
[00:01:46] 90 days to save my life. Yeah, or your life
[00:01:51] Anyway guys welcome to come town. It's Nick and Adam today. It's Nick and Adam the classic the classic the original
[00:01:59] Yeah, we actually purchased stop from the circus
[00:02:03] When the show started they were selling a fat man, and I said this is gonna be
[00:02:08] This is our ticket to ride. Yeah, so I can't be here today because he's on the Jenny Jones show with his mother
[00:02:14] So me and Adam are having one of our classic hangs. I'm gonna do a puzzle. Yeah, I'll let Adam smoke a cigarette
[00:02:19] My apartment. I'm drinking a beer. It's a little beer. I might have a hard kombucha, and then we're gonna watch Wanda. Oh
[00:02:25] man
[00:02:26] You know it has after has after a fucking afternoon. It's a great film. It's a great afternoon. It's a great afternoon
[00:02:32] I'm thinking I'm just trying to curate an afternoon here now. Give me one
[00:02:36] Fag it second while I pull up the calendar and figure out what
[00:02:46] Shit
[00:02:48] Figure out what sorry, what were you saying?
[00:02:51] Nothing oh, I was saying stop is on the Jenny Jones show with his mother. I
[00:02:56] Think that was gonna go nowhere probably it was gonna be something like oh help my
[00:03:00] Eight-year-old is 900 pounds or something. We're gonna do a fat joke about our friend. That's not here behind us back
[00:03:07] My eight-year-old well tell you the thing about so is you're never quite behind his back
[00:03:13] You save the bit once again once again, you never quite
[00:03:19] Behind his back
[00:03:22] What's it a 20 second 20 second it is a
[00:03:26] It is the day after president say we are back alive
[00:03:31] We're not live, but we're back my shit is all fucked up my shit. I don't have fucked up. Well, I don't have I don't have the right Google
[00:03:37] Calendar on here
[00:03:39] I'm gonna have you talk for 30 seconds. I'm gonna go pull up. I need to figure out what the ad reads are okay
[00:03:44] You know all right. Yeah, okay. Tell them tell them the story about you saying your sister was upset this morning
[00:03:50] I don't want to say that okay. Well tell them that story. I'll go. I'm gonna get the camera. Oh
[00:03:59] Man well guys here's your chance you this is the atom show you've been waiting for it for a long time
[00:04:04] I've gotten a lot of DMS to say you should have your own podcast. You don't need Nick. You don't need stavros
[00:04:10] Your talent stands on its own two feet and I appreciate those messages Nick is back now
[00:04:16] I was talking about all the fucking believe it down the computer decided it's gonna install updates
[00:04:22] So I can't even I can't use the computer. I wasn't ready to start
[00:04:28] The podcast
[00:04:30] It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter at all. Look as long as it goes up and the ad reads are on there where they're supposed to be
[00:04:36] We just collect the fucking money
[00:04:39] and then
[00:04:40] You know
[00:04:42] Well just look we work hard we work hard hard and we play even I fucking I spent the weekend in beautiful Providence
[00:04:51] Rhode Island shout out to the USS lobster pot. I was in gorgeous favorite restaurant
[00:04:56] I was in gorgeous Boston, Massachusetts
[00:04:58] Which I found out has did you have you been to the north end before Nick?
[00:05:03] Sure the north end. That's great. It's it's like they're little in and
[00:05:07] And we're black Santa Claus. Yes, it is the north end. Yeah, and he's like oh, oh, he said it. Oh, yeah
[00:05:16] Yeah, I wonder why he says that because of their prostitutes. Okay. Oh, oh we got today is my bookie. Okay, great
[00:05:25] Yeah, they have a great little Italy in Boston did not know that yeah
[00:05:30] Also went to Boston's did a little me. I went to Boston's Chinatown. That was pretty good little China
[00:05:36] Little China face
[00:05:39] This is they call it a neighbor neighborhood neighborhood. Yeah, that's the neighborhood. I live in
[00:05:45] And I got brain damage from too much fiber
[00:05:48] From being too healthy from being too healthy
[00:05:51] Thanks to everyone that came out to our show in Chicago me and Nick
[00:05:57] I want to get healthy. I'm gonna say you know, I've never really done cardio in my life like regularly
[00:06:01] That's not true. You're doing jump rope for a while. Yeah, I was but that when I say regular
[00:06:06] I mean more than like six weeks in a row. I mean, that's pretty good if I could do that if I could do that regularly and
[00:06:12] Not walk around just like a like a fucking tea kettle constantly, you know, just be subdued. Yeah
[00:06:20] That'd be great. Just be relaxed always. Yeah, you know, yeah, anus is always a little bit dilated. Well, you got to start doing pauffers
[00:06:28] Yeah, I was doing carton. I would love to just be a anally dilated
[00:06:32] And relaxed from and people are like what's that smell? I'm like I'm an athlete
[00:06:38] What's that open smell?
[00:06:43] Open it here smells like a man's open ass and I'm like, yeah, I've been meditating
[00:06:49] I've been meditating in my blood pressure down and as a side effect of that. I now have an open ass syndrome
[00:06:56] Mm-hmm. That that's such attaining true Zen. I think it's just having your asshole wide open
[00:07:03] What's going on with baseball spring training is not happening? Oh
[00:07:07] Because the damn TSA
[00:07:09] The ds a ds a yeah, I don't know
[00:07:12] They're doing they're doing a late. They're doing a hecking labor. Oh my god
[00:07:17] Well, I know that bernie was trying to save
[00:07:20] the minors
[00:07:22] I think they were trying to end minor league baseball. Oh really? I thought you meant I
[00:07:28] I thought you meant minors isn't I the minors are always every couple of years of getting trapped in one of those mines
[00:07:33] And at this point, it's like, you know what?
[00:07:37] Fool me want, you know, I got an I got no more sympathy for people trapped in mines. That's true
[00:07:42] Don't go down there. Yeah, don't go down there start a fucking racist star
[00:07:46] Star box is fucking hiring. Yeah, and the pay for your college
[00:07:56] Okay, let me let me let me put myself in the in the shoes in mind of one of these geniuses
[00:08:03] That decides to you know
[00:08:05] Go play minecart mayhem
[00:08:08] Down in down down at the shores of hell. It's true. It's like okay. Hmm. Oh, let's see
[00:08:15] I I need I need to make money to feed my family. I can either
[00:08:19] Go into a dangerous gas filled mine that could collapse at any point and die 34 or I could learn how to make coffee help people who have more
[00:08:27] Important jobs get to their jobs by caffeinating them. Yep with dilute with, you know
[00:08:33] a delicious
[00:08:35] pumpkin fucking whatever
[00:08:38] Whatever, maybe maybe sell them a john legend cd right and if they chose
[00:08:43] As mandated by my corporate, you know manager. Mm-hmm. They can ask me about my race. Yeah, they can ask me about
[00:08:50] Yeah, they can say what race are you and I can say I'm white and then
[00:08:57] You know from what I understand then they they're allowed to lecture me. Yeah about my privilege
[00:09:02] Yeah, I guess I mean the only benefit of the I'll do that is that you get to you can say the n-word down there
[00:09:08] You can say the n-word you can't do that at star
[00:09:10] But you can do blackface to you they do they that's part of the job
[00:09:13] That's part of the job. Mm-hmm. And I think a lot of these races are going down to these mines
[00:09:17] Together their faces covered and cool so they can do a you know a hello mammy type of uh
[00:09:23] Yeah, they used to they would put it that mr. Bojangles the tricky part is is that you can't tell who's actually black down there
[00:09:30] You know, that's where they would have a canary
[00:09:32] And they teach it to say the n-word
[00:09:34] Right and if the bird was ever shot to death or stab
[00:09:37] Then they know troubles a foot
[00:09:42] Some guys not suited up
[00:09:44] We've got a we've got a natural coal breather. Yep, and uh, I didn't know that that's what the canary was for
[00:09:51] But that makes a hell of a lot of sense. Yeah, it's figuring out who the black eye is
[00:09:56] In the coal mine because he'd stay he'd stab he stabbed the bird
[00:10:02] You can't upon hearing the the n-word coming in rage. Yeah, it's a test. Yeah
[00:10:10] Yeah, and that's a labor history for you guys. You don't hear that from the damn dsa
[00:10:16] Yeah, we're telling you actually
[00:10:18] I've added up to hear the working man's play and I oh my god me too. I'm just about ready to quit
[00:10:23] Yeah, you know, I I have I've got half a mind to go to the next dsa meeting
[00:10:27] With a loaded gun and that just start firing indiscriminately. Yeah, I've got half a mind to do that
[00:10:34] Yeah, I'm not saying I'm gonna I was about to snap the other day. Yeah, and I was I was ready to do that
[00:10:40] But I found out I went to the wrong meeting. Yeah. Yeah, you're right the crochet
[00:10:44] The introduction of crochet I thought it was the dsa at the yeah, the king's county
[00:10:49] I was like listen you fucking purple hairs. You ruined our solidarity movement. Yeah. Yeah, you tried to lord over us
[00:10:55] Nice white men. Yeah, we have the same material interests as you. Yeah, and they were like
[00:11:03] This is a crochet club. I tell you though. I will forever be grateful to the dsa for teaching me how to do uh
[00:11:09] Really good television criticism on twitter. Yeah, that's the main that's the main thing
[00:11:15] That's the thing that's that's the main benefit of becoming an intellectual by voting for the first time in my life
[00:11:20] Years ago. Yeah, I thought it's an intellectual now is that now now when I go on twitter and I I talk about a tv show
[00:11:28] I couldn't look at it through the critical lens of Marxism of dialectical materialism. It's true
[00:11:34] I I thought that bojack horse moe is pretty confusing. Yeah until I had it explained to me
[00:11:40] Well, I was watching euphoria recently. Yeah, me too
[00:11:44] And uh, I didn't really understand any of the plot, but I was looking up
[00:11:47] I really confusing show. I got I just was mad that I can't fuck that girl. Oh my god
[00:11:52] Yeah, it gets me so mad and I want you for you in the buff and I realize it's not because I'm a fucking
[00:11:58] loser fact if you wouldn't fuck it's because of
[00:12:03] dialectical capital. Yeah, yeah, a lake lake cap. It's because of late kapital. Yes. Yeah, it's the late capital
[00:12:12] uh capital
[00:12:14] capital capitalization. It's the capitalization of of commodities
[00:12:19] So fucking tail is oldest time right there brother. Yeah, and if it weren't for that if we had communism
[00:12:25] She would be good as a pussy. She would be yeah, she would have have
[00:12:29] Communist the communist states of america branded shackles around their ankles. That's true hooked up to
[00:12:36] Union powered machines spreading her legs apart for me to deposit my worker seed
[00:12:41] Her seed into her body should be kind of like a
[00:12:45] like a
[00:12:46] The queen of an ant colony and while it sounds like i'm describing rape. She's all she asked she wanted that
[00:12:53] No, she's she's a child to me. She's getting the power and it's and labor
[00:12:57] I'm I in this scenario. It sounds bad, but this that's all just that's just how things work under communism
[00:13:04] Brother. You don't have to apologize. Yeah, you don't have to explain ourselves. Right. She was actually pursuing me
[00:13:10] Mm-hmm. I was like, you know, I can take it or leave it
[00:13:13] I could have sex with any woman I wanted and she's like, please use a
[00:13:18] giant communist machine to rape me
[00:13:21] A diesel powder. Yeah, some kind of like Stalin era
[00:13:29] Please use a factory to rape me
[00:13:32] and
[00:13:33] Yeah, and uh, and you know naturally I brought this up at the last dsa meeting and they said two things to me first and foremost
[00:13:41] Please leave and second of all this is the introduction to crocheting. Yeah, this is introduction to crocheting for survivors of rape
[00:13:48] Yeah, there was a lot of just a lot of them doing self-earmuffs and going la la la la la la
[00:14:02] Now we're cooking guys. Listen, I know it was a little rocky for the first minute five minutes there, but
[00:14:09] We really I think tapped into something good there. What's that girl's name? I like that she was
[00:14:13] Sweet show's looks drunk. That's like I like that. She's always crying. It looks good. Yeah, they're all the Gen Z kids
[00:14:20] They all got this they'll their brains are like irradiated by ipad so their eyes are dim
[00:14:25] And it's weird because you know, I have dead eyes
[00:14:29] And that's mostly a result of I think if I'm not if I'm being honest, it's just because I don't wear my glasses
[00:14:34] Yeah, it's true. So I can't see anything. That's true. I sort of look like a blind person
[00:14:38] Yeah, but uh, but they have it from what from zan x from zan x and then living there like interacting with people mostly through screens
[00:14:46] You don't have to yeah
[00:14:48] You don't have to and their parents are also dead-eyed, but that's because they were all just fucking like you know the gen xers were all just retail zombies
[00:14:57] They worked at they worked at Gen x. I guess I always think of everyone's parents as being boom
[00:15:01] No, no their parents are gen it was just weird because
[00:15:03] You their parents were at the mall you want to fuck them and then you also want to fuck their parents. It's a weird spot to be in
[00:15:10] Yeah, you think about you know, it's isn't that the truth brother. It's the truth you think about their mom some just
[00:15:18] Some just like a whore going to college
[00:15:21] Yeah, some you know, you're a kid and you're like damn what's one of these big gened whores up to the reading books
[00:15:27] They're sucking dick. Yeah, and here I am. I'm eight and I'm a faggot
[00:15:34] It's true our generations babysitters were all of those gen x yeah big gene mall girls
[00:15:41] Remember the babysitters club book series. Oh my god. Do I remember maybe I should get it?
[00:15:46] Maybe I should start reading I try to start my own chapter. Maybe that's how I can understand women
[00:15:52] You go back to the source go back to baby
[00:15:54] So back to the babysitters club and that'll give us a bead on which direction women are you going? That's true
[00:16:01] Do you ever read any of those? Uh, I can't say I did. Yeah, maybe no you read any of the boxcar children. Yeah, of course
[00:16:07] That was a great voice. Yeah, it's for homeless homeless
[00:16:11] Children they solve mysteries too. They I think they did. Yeah. Yeah, they were the older old there was a family
[00:16:18] Boys were into mysteries. Yeah girls were in town. They Nancy drew and stuff
[00:16:22] I guess they had mysteries too. And then if you were a loser, you liked encyclopedia brown
[00:16:26] Yeah, she's a fucking dumb encyclopedia brown was the worst of all
[00:16:30] She's just the fucking valom of all those books encyclopedia brown was a boy
[00:16:34] Oh, I thought it was a girl. No, I thought she was some unfuckable bitch that was solving
[00:16:39] No, it was a boy named encyclopedia
[00:16:42] Once again, I've been caught out on the show. Yeah, it doesn't matter. I was not here to gas it up
[00:16:47] But normally I'd I'm loving the one-on-one dynamic. I'm feeling like a real even keel here
[00:16:55] Yeah, what's because I got my I got my I got my blood pressure down. Yeah, it's true. You've been super chill since Chicago
[00:17:02] I'm not running. Huh? I had a little heart attack
[00:17:05] Now I'm feeling better. I'm on the nake had a mini heart attack on saturday and i very slight heart attack. Yes
[00:17:12] But it was uh
[00:17:14] like, you know, he dealt with it
[00:17:16] like
[00:17:18] All of our grandfathers and their fathers would have dealt with him which is like sitting at the house
[00:17:25] And waiting it out
[00:17:26] And me and my girlfriend put on sign felt
[00:17:30] And just kept an ear to nix room to make sure
[00:17:34] They I guess I couldn't have heard if you died. Yeah
[00:17:37] In cycle pedia brown everyone's favorite boy detective. Yeah, that guy's a fucking loser. Yeah, he kind of looks like you sort of
[00:17:46] He does
[00:17:49] That does look like a young
[00:17:53] Come on, man
[00:17:55] Fuck no it does. I mean look at him. That's that looks that literally looks like a 10-year-old version here
[00:18:02] I guess so yeah
[00:18:04] Yeah, I mean he's what he's just got fucking skulls in his room. Maybe I'll maybe I'll after this. I'll wrap this up
[00:18:10] I'll go to the library. I'll pick up uh, babysitter's club and in cycle pedia
[00:18:18] Maybe that's what I'll do this afternoon. Yeah
[00:18:21] I've been meaning
[00:18:24] Books for
[00:18:26] For a while do you remember like uh cracking open an anamorph in fifth grade and being like this is what adults
[00:18:32] This is like more grown up. No, I did not think it was what it does
[00:18:36] I thought I thought it was like I was like stopping being a baby and starting to be a teen
[00:18:41] It sucks. I wish I loved reading now as much as I did back here. You read a lot bro
[00:18:45] Yeah, but it doesn't lie to little it doesn't uh
[00:18:48] It doesn't work the way it used to
[00:18:50] What do you mean you don't go into a fantasy dream? I don't go into fantasy dream world now. No, yeah, it's true
[00:18:57] I don't like really uh
[00:18:59] Get get sucked in. Yeah, I um
[00:19:04] I never I learned not to appreciate reading because I was
[00:19:09] Every summer forced to do the summer library
[00:19:12] Um like reading club thing. Mm-hmm. So it became like uh something my parents wanted me to do so
[00:19:19] It never gave me pleasure. It just seemed like a fucking chore
[00:19:23] Yeah, I don't know anything about that. Yeah, and summer reading. Yeah, I got a t-shirt
[00:19:29] Yeah, if you read like 20 like 15 books you got a t-shirt in this game. Yeah, really gay
[00:19:36] I actually do have did get a t-shirt that said don't bug me. I'm reading you read the chocolate war and it had a bug on it
[00:19:43] What no, no, I remember the chocolate war. Yeah. Well, we can really take that in a lot of directions, Nick. Yeah
[00:19:49] Yeah, but guess what we did. We'll just get back into reading children's books. Yeah, I'm gonna get back into goosebumps, bro
[00:19:58] It's been a while since I got spooked goosebumps is not good
[00:20:02] Anamorphs might be good goosebumps is dug dog shit absolute dog shit. Really? Yeah, I didn't like him as a kid
[00:20:08] You like had the I read gay shit dude. I read fucking I read cs luis
[00:20:13] I read all of cs luis when I was a kid. Uh-huh like all my own
[00:20:17] I read I read lion the witch in the wardrobe. Yeah. No, I'd avoid you the dawn shredder was my favorite. I didn't read that one
[00:20:23] Yeah, what was it? It's old christian. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
[00:20:28] Yeah, I moved on a red beer christianity after that
[00:20:31] really yeah, yeah
[00:20:34] I was reading maxims fhms. Yeah young. I read a book on how to
[00:20:41] how to like finger
[00:20:43] You did cs luis wrote a book on unlike finding that like they cut you do the come here
[00:20:48] What are these saying? He said that all all women can squirt really? Yeah
[00:20:53] What do you do you pull on their post you pull you try to rip it out
[00:21:04] That's what they like. Yeah, really that's what that's I mean, that's in I think it's in prince cast bian
[00:21:09] You yank it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there's a mouse
[00:21:13] There's a mouse who's a knight. He's a giant mouse. I remember that. Yeah
[00:21:19] But the lion was jesus, right? The lion has a land the lion is jesus and the mouse teaches the lion head up finger. That's badass
[00:21:27] You know
[00:21:29] Anyways coming up on the children's book review podcast
[00:21:33] uh, bibar bibar was I always hated bibar. No always no not me bro
[00:21:41] Yeah, I have a bar sheets. Did you yeah? I don't hold bets there was something too foreign about bibar to me
[00:21:47] I liked it because my parents were from africa. I made me feel like I was getting closer to my roots
[00:21:52] Yeah, I didn't understand it. I didn't understand why I was wearing a green suit
[00:21:56] Yeah, I didn't there was too many things going on with bibar. No, I mean bibar was like a
[00:22:01] He was probably you know, he was like an african dictator. Yeah, you know, he was kind of young me
[00:22:08] Yeah, eating me. Yeah, it's a cannibal. He was a head of a vicious scan. Yeah
[00:22:14] He was uh, he was eating he was eating the brains of his enemies
[00:22:19] And he was getting pussy from boy soldiers. Yeah, look at this picture
[00:22:24] Who's that bill clinton bibar and jeffrey Epstein
[00:22:31] What's going on that killed jeffrey Epstein's friend? Yeah, they killed his friend
[00:22:35] I really don't have any patience for all the people that are still Epstein people because yeah nixon Epstein hipster
[00:22:42] Well, I'm not an Epstein you are. I mean and you you deserve to be I'll tell you what the problem is
[00:22:47] Yeah, it's like if you still want to get into all the Epstein stuff
[00:22:50] You want to like accuse the elites of raping children and
[00:22:55] engaging in satanic rituals on an island
[00:22:59] But then at the in the same breath turnaround being like anyone questioning the cdc and dr
[00:23:03] Fauci is a fascist anti-vaxxer is that people are doing that? For sure. It's like either
[00:23:10] You're in the apsean stuff and you think coronavirus is fake and the vaccines are popular. That's right and the holocaust is not
[00:23:17] Not real the holocaust is real not real ancient history. I don't care. Yeah water under the bridge doesn't matter to me
[00:23:26] Yeah, I'm not gonna fucking I'm not gonna say the holocaust didn't happen
[00:23:30] Because frankly whether it did or it didn't doesn't matter
[00:23:34] That's my state. Okay
[00:23:37] Holocaust
[00:23:38] You guys can have that debate separately. Mm-hmm. None of my business. It does not know it's not my job. It's like the story of Jesus
[00:23:46] I don't care whether it's true or not. Yeah
[00:23:51] I don't care. It's like Santa Claus. Yeah, you know, but you're saying if you
[00:23:57] If yeah, if you buy the Epstein thing if you want to get into if you want to get a lot of
[00:24:02] Kill himself all this stuff. Yeah, then you got to do the work
[00:24:06] You got to be here. You got to show up every day. We're on phase two of this thing right now
[00:24:10] You got to be on you got to be on the team night and day
[00:24:13] Okay, can't be a fair weather because it's all these people they did it
[00:24:17] With pizza gate. They said this is all bullshit. Right turns out it wasn't right. Okay
[00:24:23] And they want to pick and choose
[00:24:25] Where they get on and off the boat. Yeah, this isn't a buffet parkland shooting didn't happen right fake
[00:24:31] They literally no one died. No one died. Yeah
[00:24:34] I mean people died, but they were
[00:24:36] With all stressed as children coronavirus is phase two of the Epstein thing because they killed him and then they
[00:24:43] They released the virus to cover it up. Yeah, you know, so you can't you can't have one without the other. Yeah
[00:24:51] That makes it's friend now. John Luke Picard has now been found dead in prison. Yeah
[00:24:57] He killed himself too. Are supposedly
[00:25:01] What are you doing? No, I don't want to do it. Go ahead. No
[00:25:04] What was I it sounded whatever I was fucking kids. Yeah, not good
[00:25:12] Not I was on the island
[00:25:15] No, it wasn't you're doing like it sounds like a fucked up Sean Connery kind of no
[00:25:20] That's not Sean Connery. It's not I
[00:25:23] Sounds like Bibar could be honestly Bibar's my guy. I told you but the bib bar word
[00:25:31] the bibar word
[00:25:33] Um
[00:25:35] What were we talking about
[00:25:37] So they pandi express
[00:25:40] Pandi express used to be
[00:25:43] Very good. Did you see that it's still good. I'm sure it's still good. We're gonna go on the road
[00:25:48] A lot of people know this we're doing a tour. Yeah, Nick and I are doing a tour called
[00:25:53] Called cleaning up taking names
[00:25:56] Mm-hmm killing bringing a gun
[00:25:59] for
[00:26:01] Bringing we have a gun the tour
[00:26:04] Um, yeah, I have a gun the I have a gun the I have a gun. Yeah
[00:26:10] And I know how to use it or
[00:26:13] And if if what's your name again the girl the young the young lady from the tv show have been masturbating
[00:26:20] Sweeney
[00:26:21] If you happen to be there. Yeah, look out
[00:26:26] Because
[00:26:27] We're about to have a quote-unquote revolution. Mm-hmm. It's about to be october
[00:26:34] 1917
[00:26:46] Oh boy, she she is she's very lovely. Yeah, she's a she's fucking fantastic
[00:26:52] I
[00:26:55] Sidney if you're listening
[00:26:59] If you're listening you shouldn't fuck Nick you should fuck me
[00:27:01] I mean you shouldn't you shouldn't fuck either of us. Honestly you shouldn't fuck either of us. We don't deserve it
[00:27:07] You shouldn't fuck either of us until we have full communism. You're too young
[00:27:12] Hell how to see your dick should fall off when you're you're like 32. It wouldn't make life better
[00:27:17] It should it should fall off and what you should make life better. You should yeah, you'd have a window to procreate
[00:27:24] Right, and then you could spend the rest of your life. Mm-hmm. Just focusing on the things that actually matter. Mm-hmm, which is drinking
[00:27:33] And and living a living a waiting wood puzzles doing puzzles getting your heart rate down
[00:27:41] Rebuilding rebuilding a dick so that you can
[00:27:43] So you can take it back making a diesel powered dick
[00:27:51] It was like a communist dick machine to
[00:27:54] to to to marry the young lady from
[00:28:00] How old you phonium? I don't know. I have to look it up. She's 14 years old. She's not
[00:28:07] She reads a 12th grade level
[00:28:09] Does she yeah, she's mad smart
[00:28:17] I tell you what I would love what's that?
[00:28:20] There's a couple of rosemary olive oil triscus 24 24. She's 532. Yeah, damn
[00:28:29] I'm like
[00:28:31] Fuck oh god damn god damn fuck. I was hoping she was
[00:28:46] Bitch has to be told wow, she's a giant. She's huge
[00:28:53] She's five foot three
[00:28:56] 24 years old
[00:28:58] Anyway, um, is there anything you want to talk about like any uh, what you mean my bookie?
[00:29:05] Yeah, maybe we got to wait another two minutes here probably another two minutes. So let's talk about you
[00:29:10] We got a little we got away a lot of two minutes
[00:29:14] We got away. I was trying to
[00:29:17] Come up with new silly voices. I thought you were doing brand-o just
[00:29:20] I guess every silly voice is just gonna be a hello. It's me
[00:29:30] Michael Jewish
[00:29:32] Of the of the Judaism fame, I think Michael's just been appearance before actually
[00:29:38] Oh, okay
[00:29:39] Sweeney is a trained MMA fighter Sydney competed in grappling in high school. She knows how to beat people up. Yeah, we'll see about that
[00:29:46] No, I'm having flashes of surviving the game. I'm gonna make a public statement right now
[00:29:53] I will fight you. I
[00:29:55] Well, how about this we kidnap or bring her to like a Montana or so. I would love to kidnap her Borat style
[00:30:01] Yeah, we kidnap what I tell her we tell her we tell her she's the guest of honor and a remote dinner
[00:30:07] We're having it's me you Charles s. Dutton f Murray Abraham Rucker Howard and Gary Busey
[00:30:14] The squad as we like to call
[00:30:18] And before fucking AOC had her right and steal our name and we make we
[00:30:22] Reserve dinner and it's a pig with a giant pair of tits roasted
[00:30:27] And and girl you're the guest of honor tonight. Mm-hmm Mars big day. Yeah, we're having a communist revolution tomorrow
[00:30:36] She's like, what does that mean? He's like, oh wouldn't you like to know?
[00:30:38] I'm like Gary stop dropping hints. Yeah, Gary. Come on. You're big. Let's leave a little mystery
[00:30:45] Yeah, let's let's give let's leave the surprise to the end of the night
[00:30:49] Charles s. Dutton's like you better be ready to defend them big tits you dumb bitch
[00:30:56] All day long
[00:30:58] Oh my god, I it's cool that you're gonna send me a movie called surviving the rape
[00:31:11] Yeah, I think that's exciting about that is that you get to send the invite so you can get back into your calligraphy Nick
[00:31:18] Yeah, you can send her a real nice little Dracula letter. Yeah
[00:31:23] Yeah, it's that they're real spooky
[00:31:25] Yes, welcome to my house
[00:31:29] What I said about this Dracula instead of sucking blood was yeah
[00:31:37] Raped yeah, and then he was also friends with Rooka house and Charles s. Let me go
[00:31:43] Beauty
[00:31:46] F Murray a gram and oh my god from Amadeus the guy always named john McGinley the who's the the guy from scrubs
[00:31:53] Oh the the John see McGinley the rude doctor John McGinn the red head guy
[00:32:00] I don't know
[00:32:03] Graph my talk about my book guys sports is in full swing
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[00:32:38] Um, Nick, what are the benefits of this great website?
[00:32:45] Um
[00:32:46] It's uh, there's that so now i'm looking at pictures of john McGinley and his family
[00:32:51] He has a nice family. Well, it's it. I can't make sense of it because it's like it's like him and his wife
[00:32:57] And then they have a son that's a lot of kids son. It seems disabled of some sort
[00:33:03] Do any of the insun? Well, he has two daughters, and then there's a mexican boy. Yeah, who's that mexican boy?
[00:33:08] I don't know a full mustache a guy that looks like he's 11 years old. I can't understand what this family is. It's a cool family
[00:33:15] Yeah, no, it's like that they were like he's like i'm getting paid fat off scrubs. I'm gonna
[00:33:20] I'm gonna get a menagerie of no. No, this is just fam. I don't know who the fuck that other guy was
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[00:33:54] Maybe you can check out my bookie dot ag and take a chance on love
[00:33:59] with a with a guy who understands that
[00:34:04] Material capital capital dialectics is the reason because I'm sure she's unhappy like most she's not happy
[00:34:11] You can do not happy and she needs me to save her by telling her about Karl Marx
[00:34:15] Yeah, and then having sex
[00:34:17] And if she only if you know, I I'm strictly just
[00:34:22] She would be pursuing me. Let's make that perfectly clear. Yeah, she's the horny one. She's the one that's i'm the vessel of cum
[00:34:29] I'm just I I'm facilitating it. I'm just filled with cum
[00:34:33] Yeah, and I'm yanking the shit out of her pussy
[00:34:36] And now and I'm ripping her arms and legs off with a machine. I would
[00:34:40] I would love to see and I'm cutting her head off with a fucking sickle and jamming a hammer into her pussy
[00:34:47] But she's the one she's she wants all these asking for I'm just trying to read
[00:34:53] Karl Marx through her like a bedtime story
[00:34:57] But she needs she likes it like that. Yeah, she wants it like that. She wants to be impale anyway, so
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[00:35:39] Do we have a promo code nick?
[00:35:42] Uh, it's either come town or come town 20. So I give a fuck. This is the last year of this show
[00:35:48] Stoves dead. I'm knocking on death store myself. No, nik. You got your your beats per minute down. I did. I did you know what?
[00:35:55] Yep, I think I think I might I might have turned that might have been a wake-up call for me
[00:36:04] I'm just like staring at pictures of woman's tits
[00:36:08] I've turned a new leaf
[00:36:11] I've got a new lease on life and I'm ready to fuck. Uh, what's this what's what do we got here a parrot hits?
[00:36:17] Mm-hmm. Be still my communist heart. I think not of what what is only what can only be described as rape and under the capitalist paradigm
[00:36:29] But in communism, it's called me getting minds. Mm-hmm as a worker
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[00:37:00] she has to yeah
[00:37:02] Do something something like that
[00:37:05] Anyway
[00:37:07] Oh Nick what there's a hostage situation in Amsterdam at the apple store
[00:37:19] I knew that would get you going brother and I wonder what that was about
[00:37:28] Um, so what else is going on?
[00:37:32] Let's talk about our lives
[00:37:34] Let's talk about our hopes and dreams, okay
[00:37:39] Yeah
[00:37:41] I kind of want to see right but I can't
[00:37:45] I can't I can't I can't I have to be I have to focus on my puzzle
[00:37:50] Yeah, I have to focus on things that calm me down you have about 50 pieces left in that 1500 piece puzzle. I know
[00:37:57] I know I'm getting close. I'm proud of you brother. This might be the best episode of the show in a while
[00:38:01] I don't know. I'm not sure about that. Yeah, it's very funny that
[00:38:07] Literally a quarter million people will listen to this
[00:38:13] That'll never stop being funny to me
[00:38:15] It's so weird that you just you don't have to you don't have to put effort into anything in life
[00:38:21] No, I think you do. No, you don't. I think this is like a cosmic accident
[00:38:25] Yeah, I mean if you think back to what our lives were the large heart on super collider
[00:38:31] There's two particles that smashed into each other. Yeah, this is some sort of okay fine. We got the millionaire podcast particles
[00:38:40] but
[00:38:41] There's another universe in which we have the communist revolution raping the girl before
[00:38:47] particles
[00:38:49] That those particles exist. Yeah, and we need to I'm gonna I'm gonna figure out how to take the door off my microwave
[00:38:54] Yeah, and leave that bitch running. Yeah until that shit happens or at least it cooks my brain
[00:39:00] As to the extent that I if that's the reality where you can you can hack the multiverse. I can yeah
[00:39:07] Yeah, because this reality. Oh my goodness
[00:39:11] This is this is sad right. Yeah, this world that we've inherited right old sleepy Joe
[00:39:18] Slee- I you know, I forget he's president. I forget it too
[00:39:21] Um
[00:39:24] But let's let's read about what's going on at this apple store. Mm-hmm. I think this is what I think this is the news that
[00:39:33] so um
[00:39:36] So armed police and special units are swarming a busy lead spill line square
[00:39:43] As residents are urged to stay indoors
[00:39:45] At least one hostage is being held at the gunpoint inside the apple store in central Amsterdam
[00:39:54] I wonder if there's anything we can do about that brother
[00:39:58] Um, you know, there was another classic hostage situation in Amsterdam
[00:40:03] Where an frank. Mm-hmm held the people of Amsterdam hostage. That's true for years because you wouldn't turn yourself in
[00:40:09] It's true and so they had to live under Nazi occupation. They would have just packed up and left
[00:40:16] Yeah, if she just left
[00:40:17] She isn't a lot of ways like the unvaccinated
[00:40:21] The Amsterdamese could have been back the regular life in a heartbeat with the Nazis. They said there's one more
[00:40:28] Yeah, we have the the roles. We know there's one more family. Where are they?
[00:40:34] And people are like we don't know we can't find them. Yeah
[00:40:39] Very sneaky and then uh, and then you know eventually she uh, she left made a little too much noise
[00:40:46] Made a little too much noise. They legalized weed the rest of the history
[00:40:50] Yep
[00:40:51] What do we got here folks? We got we got big news today
[00:40:56] Jen Saki has shown her pussy to the white house
[00:40:58] Press core and the report the reviews are in it's disgusting
[00:41:07] I mean, this is just another move from saki classic deflection. He want answers about Ukraine
[00:41:13] Yeah, she shows her nasty as pussy got her pussy out and it's spraying some sort of garlic slime
[00:41:20] There is a there is a garlic swarm of flies
[00:41:23] There's a garlic mustard slime that's being spewed out of gen sakis pussy directly into peter deuc's face
[00:41:31] And we're going live to the white house with updates
[00:41:34] I thank you. Oh, my name is sector report report. I don't know from mexico news
[00:41:41] and jennie jennie pasaaki
[00:41:44] Her pusuke is being sprayed
[00:41:47] all over the pyridosis afes
[00:41:50] And
[00:41:52] I want to do more reporting, but I have to go to the bathroom
[00:41:57] And he's gone and he's gone. I'm removing on to the next story. You're listening to come down news
[00:42:03] Yeah, what poutine really wants is bigger than the Ukraine according to apple news
[00:42:10] audio briefing today
[00:42:13] And what's that? I don't know. I'm trying to use the news app so we can just run through headlines bigger than then Ukraine
[00:42:19] I want you know what he really wants. Yeah, that's to be gay with Donald Trump
[00:42:23] Here we go headline most amazing mother 31 dies in long island house fire that severely burned her fiancee and son
[00:42:31] So i'm guessing most amazing is sarcastic. Yes
[00:42:36] Yeah, she I mean to me that sounds like uh
[00:42:41] Is it in quotes?
[00:42:43] Most amazing mother. Yeah, it's sarcastic. I guess it's like doing air quotes. Yeah, the most amazing mother
[00:42:52] Yeah, the fire swept through long island New York home and killed his 31 year old fiance
[00:42:59] Steven or at least a straw ski struggle to escape when a fire spread through the home on friday morning
[00:43:06] So that's that's that's a bit of long island news for you. Yeah
[00:43:09] Yeah, jury finds Ahmed arbories three killers guilty of federate federally federal hate crimes
[00:43:17] Okay, I thought that happened in a while back. No, I think that happened this week. Oh, this is the federal this is a federal charges. Yeah
[00:43:24] Yeah
[00:43:25] Man they are there are some hilarious looking guys
[00:43:29] Those are the guys that killed them. Yeah
[00:43:31] The the they weren't cops right they were like they were uh, no
[00:43:35] I mean they and they filmed the whole thing they just chased after him the truck and then ran up to him and shot him
[00:43:42] And like yeah, the only argument was like why was he jogging in tims
[00:43:47] That was their defense basically. Yeah, well then they're like, yeah, there's a couple of robberies earlier in the week and
[00:43:53] It didn't make sense. It was jogging in tims. So we murdered him in cold blood in the middle of the field. Yeah
[00:44:00] Wow
[00:44:02] Pretty fucked up if Ahmed of Ahmad was another white person jogging with this have happened the way that it did
[00:44:08] Ahmad hadn't been using the public streets who would this happen the way did
[00:44:13] prosecutor christopher pines s
[00:44:16] The government's closing arguments on monday
[00:44:18] He argued that the racial slurs and memes while not illegal in themselves could have informed jurors about the mindset of the defendants when they saw
[00:44:26] Our be run through satilla shores that day was in Georgia. It was in Georgia. That's a bit of Georgia news for you
[00:44:36] Biden said to speak
[00:44:39] Us calls russia actions and invasion ready sanctions
[00:44:44] Ukraine
[00:44:46] You say you crater the Ukraine. Oh, I go back and forth. Yeah depends on my vibe. I never said I don't know what the Ukraine
[00:44:54] It's like the Ohio State University. I don't know why people say the Ukraine. Yeah, it's a little I kind of think it's a little bit
[00:45:01] uh
[00:45:02] I don't know like uh
[00:45:05] It's too fancy, you know
[00:45:07] Yeah, it's like it's what you say if you don't and have any information about what's happening over there. Yeah, you have no you have
[00:45:15] No historical context. You don't really know what the dispute is. You just want to call joe biden a shitty president
[00:45:21] Yeah, or vice versa. You say the Ukraine say the UK and the new thing now is saying keve instead of Kiev
[00:45:29] Is that how you say it? I don't know people bread bayer is doing it
[00:45:33] Key view there. They're saying keve they're like that's the way. Yeah, they're like that's the way they say it
[00:45:38] Oh, it's like okay. Well, it's not the way anyone has said it
[00:45:44] Our entire lives until this week. Yeah, I don't know why that
[00:45:48] I don't and it's the people that like get all in a huff about like
[00:45:53] fucking pronouns and shit. It's like
[00:45:56] Just say keve you fucking faggot
[00:45:59] What are you doing? Wait, so you're saying that fox news gets in a huff about pronouns. Yeah, they get in a huff about pro
[00:46:05] Oh, they get in a huff about people right exactly they're pronouncing like I'm worse. I'm gonna say keve special
[00:46:13] Yeah
[00:46:15] You know my perspective on the whole thing
[00:46:17] It's one mayo s white white country
[00:46:22] Fighting another mayo s white country
[00:46:25] None of my business. Yeah, I don't care
[00:46:29] I'll let them know you got it. So you got to pick one the Ukrainians
[00:46:33] POCs or the russians POC
[00:46:37] um, I mean
[00:46:40] To be honest. Yeah, I don't think either of them are white. Yeah, that's not white am I a brother
[00:46:46] They're not
[00:46:47] No way. No way. We say the promo code for my book. You said come down or come town's white
[00:46:53] That's right and make they double your deposit up to a million dollars
[00:46:57] Um, yeah
[00:46:59] So if you put in a million dollars, they give you a free one million you get up to two you get up to 18 million dollars for free
[00:47:05] We call that that's what they're calling the come town guarantee
[00:47:09] I've heard from numerous people that uh have signed up with my bookie after
[00:47:13] Um hearing about it on this show. Yeah, several of them are they said it lifted me out of poverty. Yep
[00:47:20] My friend my wife was sucking cock for
[00:47:24] For a tiling all pm
[00:47:27] She was sucking dick for for pedia light
[00:47:30] And uh, all it took was I bet I bet 1800 million dollars
[00:47:37] On the rams. Yeah, I won now money line. Yeah. No, no, I'm a fucking no delle back. I'm first
[00:47:43] Now I now I have the kind of money where I can walk in the
[00:47:47] I can walk on the set of euphoria and they respect and I can I can hold you know who down
[00:47:53] And we're not saying who it is and have but you know who have my communist way
[00:48:01] All day long
[00:48:03] and
[00:48:04] And as I walk out
[00:48:06] People slowly start clapping. Yeah, and somebody says why are people clapping they say that man has
[00:48:12] billions of dollars
[00:48:17] That man has billions and billions of dollars. Yep from gambling. Mm-hmm
[00:48:23] And that's the that's you know, that's for people respect hold himself out of poverty. They did
[00:48:28] He ripped he stuck his fingers into the pussy of poverty and ripped it out. He yanked it
[00:48:33] He yanked it like the sandman at the Apollo. How about this Tuesday's announcement suggests that
[00:48:41] Europe plans to proceed step by step rather than hitting Putin with the mother of all sanctions
[00:48:47] step by step
[00:48:49] Day by day day by day very similar to the tv show susan summers. I learned a fucker and patrick. What's his name?
[00:48:57] Uh, there was a show about old people
[00:48:59] Uh, patrick stew or fucking each other
[00:49:03] There's a bit of old people that had some it was just a like a family matters for white people
[00:49:08] Um, yeah, but the whole idea was like it doesn't matter that you've had a triple bypass you can still
[00:49:14] Get your red dick hard and fuck your blonde wife
[00:49:19] Your piece of ass wife get your fucking your beat up red penis hard
[00:49:24] Your old tired red cock. Yeah, I went to sir. I said patrick step by step and it's just how to draw patrick from spongebob
[00:49:36] What's the guy's name?
[00:49:38] What's the guy and then the dad the nephew? Yeah, the nephew would beat. Yeah beat women
[00:49:45] Right, uh, yeah, the nephew was kind of like a stoner idiot step by step patrick doffy as he plays frank lamb bearer
[00:49:53] Lamb bear. Yeah, I don't know they're a Belgian they are
[00:49:59] I can't wait to take step by step by step. I like that show because they had a roller coaster on the opening credits
[00:50:07] Let's tell you life is a roller coaster life is a highway now. Where do they live in this show? They're living in california
[00:50:13] Yeah, that's why I never liked it. I always hated california. Oh really? I hated fucking full house. I loved california family matters chicago
[00:50:21] Great those before I knew chicago's yeah, but I thought chicago is on the east coast when I was a kid you did yeah
[00:50:27] Because it was they have a water. Yeah
[00:50:30] They have its all buildings. Yeah. Yeah, you learn a lot as you grow
[00:50:34] How about this frank and carol mary while vacationing in jamaica after a whirlwind courtship
[00:50:40] And frank plans an identical vacation to accidentally running the carol. Here's my plan. Who's frank and carol? It's the couple on step by step
[00:50:48] Oh, that's an episode. I'm gonna start submitting spec scripts to euphoria
[00:50:52] Yeah, but they're all just gonna be episodes of step by step. Yeah, then I write down and who's the nephew kody?
[00:50:58] Yeah, who beats women
[00:51:00] Naturally, they're gonna hire me because step by step is one of the greatest TV shows that remains unseen by the majority of people who work in
[00:51:07] Television, it's true. It's a forgotten masterpiece. I get the job
[00:51:11] right
[00:51:13] I'm taking a little trip over to my bookie. Make a couple make a couple cool billion dollars real quick. Yeah, and then they match it
[00:51:21] I'm not gonna I'm not gonna spell out the whole plan for you, but you know what the final solution is. You know where we're going
[00:51:31] You know exactly what
[00:51:34] After I get that billion dollars and I have this I can walk I can cruise right past security on the set of
[00:51:41] Euphonium or whatever it's called. Yep. Have you seen the picture of the guy that the creator of euphoria? No, it makes it
[00:51:49] I mean, I've never seen the guy who wrote crazy rich Asians
[00:51:54] Just this gay this gay Chinese guy. Oh gambling tip by the way guys
[00:51:59] I went to the casino in Boston this weekend with my my pal Caleb Pitts from
[00:52:04] Paudel about lists and the crazy rich Asian slots pays fat
[00:52:09] If you if you want to make a lot of money and they play clips. It looks like fucking Austin power. It's that guy
[00:52:18] Yeah, baby
[00:52:22] Wow, I thought it was William hung there at that movie no
[00:52:26] Wow that
[00:52:28] Wait, but those were like novels right they were they were like novels for like
[00:52:32] Asian moms to read yeah, a fat to for tiger mom. He's got a just he's got a wicked style. Damn. I love his style
[00:52:40] Honestly, he rocks. It's hazelie blazers and fucking he dresses like the gangnam style guy
[00:52:47] Sort of I always thought he looked like Austin Powers. I guess he does. I guess my
[00:52:53] Reference was racist. Yours
[00:52:56] Was not yeah, baby. Yeah, baby. What did the guy say the show last night?
[00:53:00] The Borat
[00:53:03] Success
[00:53:07] Yeah, we received a heckle last night at funny mom's audience member just said
[00:53:12] success
[00:53:14] And it was uh
[00:53:16] It was really sad
[00:53:19] What were we talking about? We're talking about step by step. Yeah step by step
[00:53:24] I'll show you also a picture of the guy that
[00:53:26] Wrote euphoria because a lot of people could be like it's actually for adults and it's not petifule
[00:53:31] And then you see a picture of the guy and it just looks a lot worse makes it look a lot worse
[00:53:35] Caster step by step
[00:53:37] Stacy Keenan is Dana Foster. I forgot. It's a good a Jared Leto type of guy. I did euphoria
[00:53:46] It's Barry Levinson's son by the way. Oh really? Yeah. Wow. This is him
[00:53:53] he's got a real like
[00:53:55] What's it called? Is it 30 seconds tomorrow's kind of vibe
[00:54:01] That's the guy
[00:54:05] Oh, yeah, he looks like a freaking freak. Yeah, he made the kid fucking show. Yeah
[00:54:11] I have him. I honestly I don't I haven't really watched much. It's even watched. You can not watch it. It gets put on and
[00:54:19] And uh, I like uh, I kind of zone out. Yeah, I don't understand
[00:54:24] I'm too old dude
[00:54:26] Yeah, brother. I don't remember. I don't fucking understand anything in this world. Yeah
[00:54:34] I understand crazy rich Asians. Do you try to watch that this this afternoon? I understand I understand uh
[00:54:43] You know
[00:54:46] The fucking babysitter's club
[00:54:48] I understand maybe I'll pitch uh, maybe I'll I'll shoot an email over to
[00:54:54] A certain actress's agent. They were doing uh, it's pretty
[00:54:58] We're doing a mashup between the babysitter's club and the boxcar children
[00:55:02] Called the sexually abused babysitter's
[00:55:07] We're trapped in a storage container
[00:55:11] And they have to solve the mystery of how to make me come
[00:55:13] Yeah, and when I don't get a response. Oh, I'll reply again and say
[00:55:21] It's about communism by the way. Yeah, it's a it's a dsa. It's a proletarian
[00:55:26] It's a pro it's a the politics of the show will be good. I can guarantee you that. Oh my yeah. We're doing good. Hey
[00:55:33] What do we have? Oh, we got four minutes and 30 seconds brother
[00:55:39] You're trying to get a little food after this I ate before I came here, but I'll I'll chill dude
[00:55:43] I'll watch fucking crazy regimes. Yeah
[00:55:46] Yeah
[00:55:47] Where we go back into the grassy
[00:55:50] Degrassy now there's a show euphoria could never be no it's it's it's uh
[00:55:55] Ephoria really can't capture the magic of it's it's crazy how much because you know
[00:56:01] I mean they're basically the same fucking thing
[00:56:03] but degrassy is
[00:56:05] leaps and fucking bounds better the thing is is because it's Canadian
[00:56:10] It's degrassy is degrassy is taxi driver and euphoria is joker
[00:56:16] Yeah, which is a compliment to euphoria? I guess yeah, it's a worthy
[00:56:20] I mean the women are hotter except for that fat one that sort of just tips to scales all the way to like
[00:56:26] Just see like sink the entire ship collectively
[00:56:30] It's like you've just fed that you're watching that show and you're working one up
[00:56:34] And then it's just like smashing into a fucking iceberg
[00:56:37] They kind of iced her out of the second season because yeah because you want attractive because she really looks like
[00:56:43] I said she looks like Preston from Wallace and grommet
[00:56:47] That's who she reminds me of the robot pit bull that's trying to turn Sean into food
[00:56:52] She dared challenge berry levenson son about the
[00:56:56] sexual graphic nature of the show and they're basically phasing her out of the show
[00:57:01] Yeah, so she got what she she had coming I guess
[00:57:04] Um no but degrassy the thing about it is that because it's Canadian
[00:57:09] Here you go. Here is the tone of it is like it's sure that's her right there
[00:57:18] Wow
[00:57:20] That's that's really good
[00:57:22] That's damn exactly what that girl looks like yeah, she has that spike necklace too. Yeah, she has kind of a
[00:57:29] Kind of a gen Z dog collar goth thing going on
[00:57:32] There she is there's too much sexual
[00:57:37] Nature shut up shut up. Yeah, it's fucking hbo. It's hbo
[00:57:42] Their best show is about the mafia. Yeah, the best thing on television is been about the mafia. Yeah, but a guy who
[00:57:50] Kills people and cheats on his wife
[00:57:52] Uh, pardon me is it raining right now. Yeah, dude. It's raining. Yeah. You want to watch thief?
[00:58:03] I don't know. I've seen it so many times. So uh, watch it once a month
[00:58:08] I want to watch crazy rich Asians. Maybe crazy
[00:58:12] Rich
[00:58:14] I can't get enough of that damn aquafina. What's the factor on the four is in?
[00:58:18] Uh, rosan bar
[00:58:22] I'm searching fat euphoria
[00:58:28] She's
[00:58:30] I think she I think she's I mean
[00:58:32] She you search that and it gives you exactly what you're looking for. Well, the internet is a mean place. I think she got a pretty face
[00:58:39] Yeah
[00:58:40] I mean, she looks like she'd look I'm not wrong. She looks like Preston from all of a pretty version of my book
[00:58:46] I don't know why I'm doing the stuff. You're doing the stuff thing, but I think
[00:58:50] Hit me up. He's a big bitch from me for I don't care
[00:58:53] Hit me up. If you look like her hit me up. No, I don't want her to hit me up
[00:58:58] But I think I think she kind of pretty though. Yeah, yeah
[00:59:02] Um
[00:59:04] And I will
[00:59:06] Throw a Borat's bag. She's not even that. I mean, she's not even that she's not even like fat
[00:59:11] She just looks like she's not that fat. She just looks like Preston from all of a
[00:59:22] And um
[00:59:23] So we got yeah, here's a quote from her
[00:59:26] I spent my whole life afraid people are going to find out that I was fat
[00:59:30] Really? That's hilarious. That's a real quote. Yeah
[00:59:35] That's a very funny quote. I hope no one knows I'm fat
[00:59:37] I
[00:59:42] Finds out my secret. No one on this elevator finds out I'm fat. It would be very cute if stops
[00:59:48] Yeah, it would be where is he Texas? I think he's in California now, but he's coming back next week
[00:59:54] California, he'll be he'll be here next week on the show come town the show that
[00:59:59] Show that never ends
[01:00:01] And that euphoria's cat is not the fat teenager girl trope you've seen before
[01:00:06] What is it the goth turned cam girl is on a unique path of sexual discovery?
[01:00:12] Yeah, that's that was her character in season one, but they they've they've been phasing her out
[01:00:18] Kat Hernandez is a much needed anomaly in the narrative of fat teenage girls on screen
[01:00:27] What the fuck was that even mean a much needed anomaly
[01:00:32] You
[01:00:34] You know it would be how about this why don't we really fucking change up
[01:00:40] Give me a show with the machine
[01:00:43] The fucking the diesel
[01:00:46] Stylins industrialization we call it fucking machine high school fucking machine high school
[01:00:51] Yeah, but it's all in Cyrillic. Yeah, right. Yeah, and then I don't care what it takes get a raging on the phone
[01:00:59] Listen
[01:01:01] There have to be some industry people this guy we need her
[01:01:05] I just give me a meeting this by the way too if you know if any of you somehow know Matthew perry
[01:01:12] I need I have to speak to him
[01:01:15] I'm not gonna have something really important to talk about I do
[01:01:18] And it's a business offer it is and and this is like gonna be like his the wrestler
[01:01:23] It's gonna be like his revival it will be like
[01:01:26] He
[01:01:28] Is Mickey Rourke's our revival I mean it literally could be but if you know, Matthew perry tone, thanks for listening. Bye