Cum Town | Regular | 03/03/2022
[00:00:02] this chair is lovely good afternoon if you're just joining us at him is complaining about the
[00:00:06] show he bought himself after shooting on the other shooting on the other
[00:00:10] people are not complaining about that chair made my legs go
[00:00:16] would have been perhaps it was your romantic trust from the night before
[00:00:21] and say it made my ass having a lingering effect
[00:00:25] i said the legs went numb from a lack of a year your vaginal nerve
[00:00:30] you do have a vaginal nerve listen niggas sometimes it's hard when the nerve of
[00:00:34] this guy of this vagina the vaginal nerve of this guy sometimes it's hard for
[00:00:39] your legs not to fall asleep when you're doing a pretzel with him behind your
[00:00:42] head come down in a second twenty twenty
[00:00:46] none of us want to do it anyway the year is twenty twenty what is happening
[00:00:51] we could listen we could do one more year if we record every single episode in
[00:00:54] one week yeah we did twenty twenty three don't tell them that we are doing that
[00:01:00] twenty twenty three can happen if we do it in literally one week and then i
[00:01:03] got to rethink the way i sell ads because this year i really fucked it up so
[00:01:07] we're gonna do a mystery boxing so if you want to buy ad reads for twenty
[00:01:11] twenty two you send me some information about your business
[00:01:15] and then you know we can't promise you when we'll talk about it
[00:01:20] but we will but we will and we want a hundred and fifty thousand dollars
[00:01:24] up front and stay tuned because you got to listen to see what an unmarked bills
[00:01:30] yeah and you'll know because your your business will be booming
[00:01:34] you'll need they won't need to stay tuned at them
[00:01:36] because their sales will fucking quadruple through the roof just watch
[00:01:39] your sales you'll know when you'll know when we fucking mentioned your pitch
[00:01:42] ass product we've bluetooth dot com was
[00:01:45] was just one of our sponsors was just two
[00:01:50] gay guys in a garage when we started you mean adam and eve
[00:01:55] but it was you adam and steve it was you and a guy who he asked you to call
[00:01:59] eve uh... it was evan he just is a silent and it was adam and beve
[00:02:07] it's not it's not pussy it's a beaver that puts his tail in your
[00:02:11] no it does it he thumps on it he's very explicit
[00:02:15] he did he thumps on your prostate and that's how you come it's
[00:02:18] but you know probably feel pretty if you like getting
[00:02:21] your prostate stimulated a beaver thumping it probably would feel good
[00:02:26] you know maria given this guy dabs yeah i love the dabs
[00:02:30] if you're just joining us at home we are watching episode i'll tell you right
[00:02:38] of maria and it's now at minute thirty two
[00:02:41] oh nine he is really my hero this guy and a hot woman
[00:02:45] mr povitch hot woman named shaneda i believe or shallada
[00:02:51] uh... is claiming the june shallada i i barely know
[00:02:55] june is a cool guys name we were just talking about actually we will talk
[00:03:00] how men have women and women took men's names yeah they were all men june is a
[00:03:07] what day is it today what uh this episode do you know
[00:03:13] okay yeah wow top of the morning to us all top of the morning st patty's just
[00:03:18] around the corner um i'm going to be in vancouver this weekend
[00:03:23] going to be in st louis the one after that chicago burlington
[00:03:26] going to my brother's bachelor party which i have already planned what are
[00:03:33] i will have already planned when it is march second
[00:03:36] on it no joke i'm trying one of the activities might be going to mori
[00:03:40] that we're doing the or a dream come true we rented a big house in chicago
[00:03:44] no it's in nadica nadica but it's only 40 minutes from a story
[00:03:47] oh that's right dude it's well is it in kennedyke or sycocas or something
[00:03:51] no no it's in like whatever it is in 40 minutes from a story i thought i was
[00:03:57] it's a dry buy there because that's where they did the morn down jr show
[00:04:00] yeah that was that was you don't know about it yeah
[00:04:03] no but i watch you don't know i watch the documentary i watch the
[00:04:05] june never been to sycocas you've never been to the place i went to the
[00:04:09] place i used to go to the place all the time watch the game
[00:04:12] the show oh did you watch the game did you watch the show did you watch the
[00:04:16] game no this is a show is off air i don't know where i am
[00:04:19] the show is off air i'm watch i'm thinking about games
[00:04:22] because i'm off because i'm stupid mr. Cuomo okay
[00:04:28] adam don't interrupt the why are you why are you interrupting me
[00:04:33] you should stop if you haven't seen it you got to watch the documentary about
[00:04:36] mordin daddy j you haven't you haven't seen the consequences of your
[00:04:40] action what are those consequences being put in the
[00:04:43] cabinet for the litter bars which is where you'll do the show from now on
[00:04:48] if that was the case then i would um well we do have a guest coming
[00:04:52] we're going to trust the science we're going to trust the data
[00:04:55] and from what we've seen the place where you belong
[00:05:04] do you think you could fit in that litter box adam just
[00:05:07] hypothetically fuck you whoa i think um
[00:05:15] ethnic makeup and genetics makes being kind of a good at the tight space at
[00:05:19] height hiding in tiny little spaces yeah well it's been a while though
[00:05:24] no no i'm always ready you're always ready oh yeah
[00:05:28] i stay ready yeah i guess it hasn't been i guess you're
[00:05:32] i should reread flowers raldronon and frank's diary
[00:05:37] just because they come up so often do that and i feel like if i had a more
[00:05:41] concrete the more concrete understanding there would be easier to make he gets
[00:05:45] pussy and flowers for elgernon and then he gets to return
[00:05:49] he gets it then he gets to retardos he's like i'm not the flower not chill with
[00:05:53] that she gets morning too and gets her period of
[00:05:55] blue wait wait wait oh i haven't read in frank's
[00:05:58] diary oh you gotta read it bro i don't really i feel like i missed it they
[00:06:01] should have made me read it in school it's it's fire
[00:06:05] you know what i am listen i i'm reading right now
[00:06:08] because you we were talking about a couple months ago
[00:06:12] we had uh we had a uh history lesson yeah where we went over israel
[00:06:18] yeah started and you said that it was that at certain point
[00:06:22] um alaska was considered yeah that you're reading the yiddish police
[00:06:27] i read the yiddish i read that book for real not even lying i read that
[00:06:30] i'm reading it now yeah and we had that conversation
[00:06:33] and then unlock the memory in my brain of listening to that guy on fresh air
[00:06:38] yeah when i was driving back from probably i don't know where
[00:06:42] i don't when did it come out was it like high school so he he read that he wrote
[00:06:46] that other book cavalier and clay cavalier and clay the adventures of cavalier
[00:06:50] and clay who were they two giga's they said something to do with harry who
[00:06:54] did i read it when i was in high school i don't
[00:06:57] fucking remember that anyway the yiddish police books and some
[00:07:01] there's a comic book element the yiddish police one jean is pretty
[00:07:04] also there's a there's a french fry element
[00:07:08] i'm gonna pull up that clip this fucking dumb ass reading eating the shake shack
[00:07:13] keep talking oh yeah de Blasio billy billy d yeah
[00:07:18] who's now he's free set free dude um jenny you're free
[00:07:23] we think the blazia's doing this time off i i think you and me both nobody
[00:07:29] clapping cheeks build the clap asio oh my god build the fuck asio
[00:07:34] he's in the born warren we need everyone to get back
[00:07:39] warren will helm jr so we know we have to make it
[00:07:43] convenient we know we have to make it easy we know we need the opportunities
[00:07:46] for bill speak to their trusted community voices doctors etc we're doing all that
[00:07:52] but we also know that uh incentives help they really do
[00:07:57] and so we've been announcing free tickets gift cards all sorts of
[00:08:02] incentives to encourage people a lot of people are ready to get vaccinated
[00:08:06] they just haven't gotten around to it they need a little extra incentive we're
[00:08:09] doing that now and we are going to have a lot
[00:08:13] he reads his daily briefing off like a fucking cheesecake factory menu
[00:08:18] it's it is laminated that sick corresponded this because they know he's
[00:08:22] gonna spill yeah because the mayor of the city can't be trusted not to
[00:08:26] have an oopsie all over his i'd give him credit he is six five
[00:08:31] that fuck him the blazia is worth having that worth
[00:08:36] and from a slightly that means a lot to all of us as new yorkers
[00:08:41] because one thing i think that does unite you know that's every politician you
[00:08:44] get into some kind of executive office how the fuck did obama was net worth
[00:08:48] was like twenty thousand dollars before he gave president
[00:08:50] that sick and now he's worth like 80 million or so
[00:08:53] yeah because he's out there sucking off Richard Branson
[00:08:56] is oh shit let's find out of check so hold on hold live from the original
[00:09:00] shape puzzle we have to find out of june is the father
[00:09:03] because we gave her a lot of detective test here's the result
[00:09:07] did you try and sabotage shalita and june's relationship
[00:09:11] you said no monique the lie detector test determined
[00:09:15] that was a lot whoa it's your cousin monique you fucking
[00:09:21] bitch you try you tried to sabotage their
[00:09:29] you said no the lie detector test determined you're telling the truth
[00:09:36] have you ever had sex you're intercourse with your cousin you said no the lie
[00:09:39] detector test determined you're telling the of course the flick
[00:09:47] having sex with other men in order to break her and june up you said no
[00:09:51] the lie detector test determined you're telling the truth
[00:09:59] don't you want to know that the moment i don't care what he does
[00:10:02] let's find that out of father that's not picking up at all by
[00:10:05] running from you you can hear it yeah in your headphones yeah
[00:10:11] i thought it was almost down in case of two-year-old laurie and june
[00:10:17] you are the oh she's stronty take responsibility for your kid
[00:10:23] take responsibility for your kid take responsibility for your kid
[00:10:26] take responsibility for your kid actually maybe it's not picking up i don't know
[00:10:31] psych now i was reading for june you were in for the father
[00:10:36] take shack location in mason square park
[00:10:38] the ceo of shak shak and he is generously joining into this
[00:10:43] incentive effort and i welcome him my pleasure to do ceo randy garruti
[00:10:52] randy gay sexy good morning mr mayor good morning new yorkers um randy
[00:10:56] garruti the ceo is shak shak and we are here
[00:10:59] live in mattinson's park at the original shak 20 years ago
[00:11:03] it's a great shak was born as a humble new york city hot car
[00:11:06] car to raise a little money for this park and even today
[00:11:09] all of our red shak it goes directly to paying for this park's beautification
[00:11:14] uh we were born and raised in this city each the fucking same
[00:11:17] there are a lot of hot women in that park i like that park having lunch in the
[00:11:20] middle of the day yeah i go there i get positive tip to our listeners if you
[00:11:24] want to look at hot women having lunch yeah when it's a little
[00:11:28] a little bit warmer out thank you so much randy thank you to the whole shak shak
[00:11:32] team this is really going to help us out and did you say
[00:11:35] free fries when you get vaccinated not even a fucking burger i got vaccinated
[00:11:41] you're saying i could get this you delicious fry
[00:11:46] right matt his mouth but there's also a a burger element to this little bird
[00:11:51] relevant flip flop let me check with bill neater is it
[00:11:54] tour was bill retard yeah he's got a friend named bill retard
[00:12:01] bill de Blasio bill retard that would be so
[00:12:04] sick it will bill bill retarder who you're going to be
[00:12:07] on de Blasio's uh show them all right that's right now which
[00:12:10] this let me let me check with bill neater is it
[00:12:14] joy oh neater even better this this is something for me
[00:12:26] this smile across next page you hadn't even considered neater
[00:12:31] this there's a different element that's been introduced now
[00:12:37] nine hundred episodes in we never actually ever gotten the
[00:12:40] tars sounds a bit like burger yeah okay there you go
[00:12:47] we'll allow that this could be breakfast now okay
[00:12:50] it's crime i want you to look at this let me say okay like a fat woman
[00:12:55] again some people love hamburger some don't really want to respect
[00:12:59] all ways of life but if this is yeah how about respecting people
[00:13:03] that don't want to take the fucking back right
[00:13:06] where's where where's their free shake respect the good people of stat and
[00:13:11] island we've been living off disability and now
[00:13:14] we're storming burger can't go for us who have no who have no problem with
[00:13:19] heartburn and and heart medicine in general i walked by one of those the
[00:13:23] other night outside union square was it happening was it like in the
[00:13:27] mix it was like 12 people trying to get into like union square cafe
[00:13:30] that's awesome nobody's like a lady like that it's in 2021 you're not letting a
[00:13:35] disabled woman eat the food and the cops just like bored as
[00:13:40] shit yeah like we could be killing people right now
[00:13:43] like do you understand we know you're racist and you're stopping us from
[00:13:47] killing black people yeah so think about that this is a waste
[00:13:51] do you just think of this when you think of vaccination
[00:13:54] mmm vaccinations why is he talking with his mouthful i'm
[00:14:00] getting a very good feeling because he's not good at literally anything
[00:14:07] except clapping cheeks about vaccination rate this moment
[00:14:11] thank you too Randy Garouti and of course Danny Meyer is doing so much to help us
[00:14:17] and my favorite nagatard my chief of staff nagatard
[00:14:27] the meat art is like great like imagine growing up when your name rhymes with
[00:14:31] a retard growing up in like the 80s you know your your name rhymes you know
[00:14:35] all the kids on the playground were incredibly respectful
[00:14:39] his background whatever got led him to have that name
[00:14:44] the kill this lady's Caitlyn is named is married to someone named Keanu
[00:14:49] because there's an extra you in there Keanu oh damn so do you want to know
[00:14:55] what this guy looks like imagine Keanu Reeves but make him even
[00:14:58] gayer hey both in name he's not gay looking he's hot
[00:15:02] who Keanu yeah dude the original Keanu he was a
[00:15:06] very young guy you guys ever swish died dr. Pepperine your mouth and it
[00:15:10] foams up a little bit no fucking it's awesome no I don't I don't
[00:15:15] aspirated like a wine or whatever that's called dude it feels like you're
[00:15:19] eating a slushy is that what that's called no where you
[00:15:21] pass rate pump food in your mouth or the control
[00:15:26] wow this lady that wants the DNA test has what a Monroe piercing
[00:15:30] Monroe piercing she's huge eyes but it's still ugly somehow
[00:15:34] yeah you're disgusting big eyes is usually a kind of a cheat code to look
[00:15:38] hot yeah Keanu's Keanu's bitches young is not looking too hot
[00:15:44] yeah oh Keanu has a huge nose probably has a large penis oh yeah
[00:15:53] that look at those tall guys with big Adam's apples that have probably like
[00:15:56] big Aztecs yeah gray sweatpants guys yeah they were always
[00:16:01] unathletic but then in gym they would change and you would just look at their
[00:16:05] huge delicious mmm cocks you'd be with the rest of the girls and the girls
[00:16:09] locker room like it's porkies looking through the people by the way I
[00:16:13] watched porkies thinking it was gonna be a movie just stop in high school
[00:16:16] looking through like a keyhole in the vending machine
[00:16:18] and the candy why would I do that you could easily look at the vending
[00:16:24] machines you didn't even have to look through people
[00:16:28] that's amazing do you guys ever seen porkies yeah of course so I saw
[00:16:35] pork you think it was gonna be like an hour and a half just like tits and
[00:16:38] like yeah it's a movie about like them having a feud with some guy they try
[00:16:42] and buy pussy from yeah yeah it's not good at all yeah you should have
[00:16:47] watched the last American version like Nick and I told you to wait do we
[00:16:51] have this conversation I don't know are you ready for the sex
[00:16:55] are you ready for the sex girl the big bridge girl big big
[00:16:59] breast real sex girls are you ready for the fucking pain for you
[00:17:10] apparently they use that song also in revenge to the nerds
[00:17:14] I'm so gonna dig because I am gay are you ready to suck my whole time gay sex
[00:17:33] are you ready for the sex girl the right right on true battle nice nice
[00:17:39] girl yes they put in your house and take off their old clothes
[00:17:46] they are willing without it are you ready for the
[00:18:07] we gotta get back in that era we just show we're just 40 minutes of music yeah
[00:18:11] 40 minutes of white snake we were doing we were doing that at the end of the
[00:18:14] cabin run I feel like we're playing a lot of music oh look who remembers his
[00:18:18] romantic evening he is the father he knows the fat father now he's
[00:18:23] had he wants to be the father I love that when they accuse their wife of
[00:18:26] cheating on them and then they're they've they're proven to be a liar now he's
[00:18:30] hugging his wife and now he's happy damn he brought her on
[00:18:34] mori because she should be pissed he accused her of being a whore
[00:18:38] they should have a show called this has no self-esteem they should have a
[00:18:42] show called moron and he's like now she says that you're the father
[00:18:46] explain what that means like what a man and a woman they have sex they have a
[00:18:50] baby they're like ewwww what do you mean they have sex
[00:18:54] coming up on moron i'm 13 years old and nobody can tell me what the fuck to do
[00:19:03] moron was at some at some point every word used to me
[00:19:06] everywhere that we say is like stupid used to mean retard right like moron
[00:19:17] poindexed her so that's what they why don't we just let retard take its
[00:19:21] natural course yeah instead of making it
[00:19:24] uh so offensive it would have run its course by now
[00:19:28] and we just let it be in lexicon but no that's what i say about the
[00:19:33] inward you know well that's a little bit we're giving it power
[00:19:37] i think that's a little different if we all say it that it doesn't have
[00:19:41] power brother you're actually technically correct but i think that was the point
[00:19:47] it's just a word he didn't he didn't really
[00:19:51] put it very eloquently those guys are knee tards up there
[00:19:57] couple of bill knee torts 20 years ago they would have been in
[00:20:00] Madison square park cooking shake track for you all day
[00:20:10] it's hard you ever fuck with a nebulizer guys you ever have asked
[00:20:14] Mr. Child no really we had we had nebulizers on deck at the
[00:20:19] house household no i'm actually my lungs are actually
[00:20:21] in good shape despite uh being fucking lazy
[00:20:26] spoken bogey vaping all day long vaping smoking cigarettes for 20 years
[00:20:31] getting coronavirus every eight weeks yeah getting repeated coronavirus
[00:20:35] constantly because that every single variant he's like the patient zero
[00:20:40] you know me i'm a completionist of course you have to have every fucking
[00:20:44] little i heard that the coronavirus was actually started by a gay guy having
[00:20:48] sex with a monkey really yeah are you thinking of age
[00:20:51] oh yeah that's so funny that's not true right that's not how he started
[00:20:56] well they started and started in a fucking lab every disease every
[00:21:00] yeah the fucking military experimenting on shit and then they killed a bunch
[00:21:04] of people they're like actually it was a monkey and
[00:21:07] an african guy had sex with it and they could get away with that until
[00:21:10] basically two years ago right now and they'd be like yeah some dumb
[00:21:14] fucking jungle guy married a gorilla yeah they're like it makes and now gay
[00:21:23] guys can't fuck each other and i'm dr anthony fauci senior
[00:21:33] jr basically he got married to a monkey every study we have
[00:21:38] points to the indication that that a African American man
[00:21:46] was married to a baboon and during a heated domestic dispute
[00:21:53] the baboon to a bottle of hypnotic at his hand
[00:21:58] and some of the grease from the baboon's hand mixed with the hypnotic
[00:22:03] creating the hiv virus which we have yet to isolate
[00:22:07] and we'll never have a vaccine for because it doesn't actually
[00:22:15] uh 100 gay guys at random every three weeks to kill
[00:22:20] speaking of super speciosa are you getting a package i know you guys
[00:22:25] you guys talk about that for a second mom make sure this isn't the police
[00:22:28] okay yeah so the cops are downstairs so first of all pray for us
[00:22:32] yep nick was that uh you know they always said that if he was born
[00:22:36] black he'd be dead well nick was trying to get into
[00:22:39] david's bridle but they wouldn't let him in without his vaccine
[00:22:43] yeah and he was like please i want to try the dresses
[00:22:46] it's my right this is for guys that want to wear dresses
[00:22:49] so why would you call it david's then guys name my name is nick i have a
[00:22:54] man or name david i should be able to try on the dresses
[00:22:57] regardless of my vaccination status that's true and uh so the police now have a
[00:23:02] warrant out for his arrest so hopefully that's not but hopefully he can
[00:23:08] get through this stressful time with some nice cool cradam powder that's true
[00:23:13] you can get that at super special ho ho a new Vitamix a new Vitamix
[00:23:18] i mean a new box of super speciosa cradam
[00:23:23] that's awesome what do you mean a new Vitamix
[00:23:30] that's not no it's a box of cradam yeah but they
[00:23:34] i love buying people Vitamix it's a nice gift to great gift i've got no one
[00:23:38] wanted a couple people no one wanted the neurofuzzy
[00:23:41] what no one that's because they haven't tried the
[00:23:43] everybody yeah everybody i've offered it to is just
[00:23:46] that uh that's because they don't understand the power well they're like
[00:23:49] oh that'd be great if i'd made rice that often
[00:23:51] wow you don't need it you don't eat rice enough then i go whoa
[00:23:55] wow well well well well well the neurofuzzy is Japanese not Chinese i
[00:24:01] know but i'm speaking the chinese people that i know
[00:24:03] oh i see so basically well they definitely make rice there yeah
[00:24:06] yeah they're like they were like i would most rather have a Vitamix
[00:24:10] support the dirty diaper in to make a dirty diaper sauce
[00:24:13] that's not a type of chinese sauce yeah i would love i want to have a dirty
[00:24:19] diaper sauce from street is not a kind of sauce
[00:24:23] gets your relief type you know i love get super
[00:24:29] leaf if you like to taste the dirty diapers you love the taste of
[00:24:33] creative that's you that is actually probably true they
[00:24:35] start off with a bunch of the southeast asian dirty diapers
[00:24:39] dry them out put a bit of Vitamix like beef they put them in a food
[00:24:43] dehydrator like jerky and they grind them up with Vitamix and they
[00:24:47] send it to Anthony Fauci's lab to guarantee
[00:24:53] that this shit definitely fucking works and let me tell you some
[00:24:56] i'm a disparages product a lot okay uh interesting i would say don't
[00:25:01] disparage it i would say disparage it i said i've disparaged this
[00:25:05] product a lot oh you have but that's only because i dismiss this
[00:25:08] stuff look you can you if there's one thing you can trust me on
[00:25:12] it's that the things we sell on this show or i see some value in them
[00:25:17] right yeah be it not be the legal sports betting
[00:25:22] well legal or closed for finance guys right there's some value we like the
[00:25:28] products we are not we definitely wouldn't
[00:25:31] advertise literally anything as long as someone gave us six thousand
[00:25:35] dollars let me tell you something i have taken this stuff
[00:25:39] to what some might describe as access to the limit nikas pushed it to the limit
[00:25:44] with regards to some of this beautiful products i get super
[00:25:47] leaf i had a couple of months i like to call my reverse scarface era
[00:25:52] which i was losing a bunch of money becoming more of a coward getting
[00:25:57] fucked up on down but you had some of you might remember those is some of the
[00:26:02] worst episodes we've done that era and you have
[00:26:09] basically guys i say this should drop me through the capital right
[00:26:18] having to read people i used to respect demand
[00:26:27] there is nothing to do but turn to a bunch of dirty diaper sauce
[00:26:31] you gotta grind up the dirty diapers from get super leaf dot com
[00:26:35] but here's the thing you don't even need a look at me because you need any dirty
[00:26:38] diapers it already comes in a capsule a tea or a powder
[00:26:44] what's right p and it is a really nice product it gets you feeling mellow
[00:26:50] it gives you some energy mellow and energy it's like it's both i don't know
[00:26:54] i can't remember if this is in the copy or just something i read online but
[00:26:58] many have described it as combining a percocet with a cup of coffee
[00:27:02] one of the nicest little combos there are and i don't and now that i think your
[00:27:05] dead was not in the it's certainly not in the coffee and legally we didn't say
[00:27:10] that but it is you know what this shit would be great for
[00:27:13] what's that and you wouldn't have to chase it with
[00:27:16] ideally if you could put it in coffee without making the coffee
[00:27:19] right tastes like dog dick so you know i would go to capsule right i would go
[00:27:22] to capsule and drink a cup of the powder is the easiest way to do it
[00:27:25] yeah your big heaping table scoop because if you go to capsules you got a
[00:27:30] if you're trying to if you're trying to if you're trying to make the day go by
[00:27:34] you know yeah and look if you like niche
[00:27:37] electronic uh weird type of music i'll say this
[00:27:44] good friend um dandykin used to do kratom years ago yeah he was on the
[00:27:51] bleeding edge of this stuff so if you want to be now he's cool and now he's
[00:27:54] dead and now dandy's dead now he's dead dick i remember that's the first time i
[00:28:00] ever saw kratom was he was doing a show here in brooklyn i hung out with him
[00:28:04] he had scoops of all this fucked up powder i was like what the fuck is this
[00:28:07] i took some of it i was like this is pretty good
[00:28:09] years later i would take a different type of kratom and i would say wow this
[00:28:14] is even better and that's the superlover and that's the
[00:28:16] superlover and that's the superlover and that's the superlover and that's the
[00:28:18] special yeah i'm i'm saying i'm imagining i'm at work at the car dealership i gotta
[00:28:23] go in i'm gonna be there 12 hours i want to die
[00:28:26] right and then i i think my wife is cheating on me i'm pretty sure of it i
[00:28:30] take eight to twelve kratom capsules with my cup of coffee in the morning
[00:28:34] cut a lot of people's break lines by accident and the boss says no idea
[00:28:38] right they have no idea who they hired by accident but it doesn't matter because
[00:28:48] he's checked out too so i'm just also barely gives a
[00:28:51] phone i'm just i'm just i just sit in my cubicle in the double wide next to the
[00:28:55] old trinity and man that has to be rushed to the hospital for many strokes
[00:28:58] once a week that i'm fucked up on kratom
[00:29:03] isn't that sound awesome guys yeah and that's a get superlief.com
[00:29:08] they have tablets too i'm gonna try the tablet
[00:29:11] i guess they just press they're just pressed
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[00:29:18] might be bad i like the tablet yeah so buy kratom tablets
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[00:29:54] it's awesome let me go to tablets here green mong dong kratom tablets out of
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[00:30:07] green bollie kratom tablets out of stock out of stock looks like and that's how
[00:30:11] good this shit is it's flying off the shelves looks like they're completely
[00:30:15] sold out but you know what by the time you're listening to this
[00:30:17] it'll be in March it'll be back in stock guarantee this is even better too
[00:30:21] because you when you click on the buy link you go to it
[00:30:25] we have a promo code it's either come town or come down to see the
[00:30:28] come town or come to see 20% off your order
[00:30:31] but the way you go to the website and it's covered in branding that says
[00:30:35] one 20% off your order click here sort of like uh
[00:30:39] negating any kind of benefit the necessity for even
[00:30:44] thinking of entering their promo code and thus even though you probably
[00:30:48] inverted it from us you probably aren't entering the promo code and we
[00:30:51] aren't getting credit we're not getting credit and therefore
[00:30:55] it damages our ability to do the show again another year which we won't be
[00:30:59] doing anyway so which we won't be doing anyways unless we can figure out a way
[00:31:01] to do it in 124 hour period 124 hour period and the sponsors will just
[00:31:12] and then they can they can figure out why i've spent 300
[00:31:17] dollars this month on twist ties well you know what we could we could
[00:31:21] how about this we do every single bonus
[00:31:24] for the year and then we cut we we meet up to record advertisements
[00:31:32] and we cut them into episodes from 2012 we should do whatever when it
[00:31:37] restarts 16 we should start doing that's the way that
[00:31:40] other shows do them which is just after the show
[00:31:44] Lewis struggles to read something off a piece of paper
[00:31:48] and then they just inserted into the part of the show before even the
[00:31:52] dumb intro music oh interesting no one listens well
[00:31:55] but then we wouldn't be able to eat up over half of the show by
[00:31:59] quote-unquote doing the ads you know what i'd like to eat up half of
[00:32:03] his hands penis and then also you'd have had the other half of a bag of
[00:32:06] freedom yeah i would love that the first both
[00:32:09] things delicious both things you would love at them
[00:32:12] no absolutely i'd like read i would like to eat up a bag of
[00:32:16] freedom too and where would i get it from gets
[00:32:19] you get some relief dot com or super speciosa dot com
[00:32:22] yes super penis get super penis i would love that website
[00:32:27] what in your conception what does a super penis look like
[00:32:30] super penis all right here we go get super
[00:32:33] relief dot com slash com there it is so it's right in the url
[00:32:37] right in the fucking url yeah it takes all the guesswork out of it
[00:32:46] oh they're doing the people's court over zoom
[00:32:48] just to be clear this product is not intended to diagnose tree cure
[00:32:52] prevent any disease no but it makes you feel
[00:32:55] awesome yeah it makes you feel real good make you
[00:32:58] feel fucking awesome but it was just taking some
[00:33:00] worse on fuck dot com we should do an episode on
[00:33:06] kratum yeah just as a testimonial as a testimonial
[00:33:14] abrestimonial this woman on people's court not
[00:33:17] not the one that looks like Tim Dillon but this one this one yeah she
[00:33:19] could actually get it i actually did that looks like
[00:33:23] it does look like it does i fucked the judge too but
[00:33:26] the judge really fucked but she'd have to be wearing the robe
[00:33:29] yeah put her up on a counter fucker under the robe i would love to get
[00:33:33] head from this judge this is season 25 episode 22 of the people's court i'd
[00:33:36] like to be highly originally aired october 5th 2021 i'd like to be under
[00:33:40] her uh under her eating her pussy eating her pussy
[00:33:43] and get your list during the trial that's super
[00:33:45] really i'll tell you what this is that's gonna be all the reason i'll tell you
[00:33:48] what i'd love to fuck this actress on in the heat of the night
[00:33:51] i get super leave dot com i'd love to blow kratum into the
[00:33:56] judge on the people's courts pussy yeah yeah that lady can get it that's yeah
[00:34:00] she could really get it she'll stop looking at my girlfriend that that
[00:34:02] lady looks like Tim Dillon yeah incredible i want a roundhouse kick
[00:34:06] her head off her shoulders would you get head from the Tim Dillon
[00:34:09] looking lady to get head from the other lady um
[00:34:12] that's like a uh she's like a uh a troll yeah exactly you have to
[00:34:19] you have to you get head from her but you get to fuck the other lady i mean of
[00:34:23] course what am i out i'm i'm asking the question
[00:34:28] the answer is of course thank you nick adam
[00:34:31] um no why see that and that's why we play the game
[00:34:35] nick so wouldn't she don't like it all for you
[00:34:37] you can play the game you can play the game it gets your beliefs that
[00:34:41] yeah yeah and the game is by hundreds of thousands of dollars of creative
[00:34:46] by a lot of it because it's the highest quality
[00:34:49] it's independently lab and look at the supply chain issues you never know when
[00:34:52] you're going to get a chance to have more kratum so you got a supply chain
[00:34:55] where's it gone isn't in my ass it's it in my ass
[00:35:03] this is one of those huge boat chains but it's coming out it's coming out of
[00:35:07] uh tuckers ass like a magician taking out hanker chiefs
[00:35:12] already in 2022 three shipping containers have been lost in my ass
[00:35:25] probably because they're shoved up my ass
[00:35:33] oh fuck i love his concerned face that he has
[00:35:37] when he gets upset about something yeah when he looks like a little beige on
[00:35:40] freeze and lost its ball yeah exactly he does look like that
[00:35:45] oh fuck dude fuck what was i what did i ask you i asked a question that had
[00:35:50] with that i think was really rife for discussion what getting had from the
[00:35:53] big ones they can get out no there's something before that but i'm
[00:35:56] forgetting the gambler's choice again oh you see that they
[00:36:01] well okay how about owning here if i'm showing her as cats it was a petaphile
[00:36:05] interesting yeah what was he on some news from two months ago
[00:36:09] what was he alive i don't know in the olden days when people scored
[00:36:15] episode is this let's go ahead i already said
[00:36:18] season 25 episode oh you're gonna look up her name yeah
[00:36:22] let's go on october 5th 2021 was the original air day yes more info
[00:36:28] pooch problems oh it says there's something wrong with
[00:36:32] poochy your poochy's all fucked up dr poochy
[00:36:37] i am a scientist but i also have a dog's pussy
[00:36:49] i have the pussy of a dog i've given birth to a litter of
[00:36:54] puppies they're all sucking my nip eight nipples
[00:37:00] the pussy of a dog very funny i'm a man but when i see a
[00:37:05] hot rockweiler my dog pussy starts to get wet
[00:37:16] oh yeah i don't think dogs dick is wet oh the dog's dick is right
[00:37:22] the dog's pussy you know perfect that oh yeah it would be funny if your dick
[00:37:27] had to get wet yeah i'd be funny if your dick had to get wet
[00:37:30] men had to test and they gave birth and women were just as dry a hole
[00:37:34] dry flat chest and hole they're like can my name be steven also
[00:37:40] shut up fine i don't care that would be whole
[00:37:44] that i i put on a little air bud my dog soaks the couch
[00:37:48] air bud she wants the fuck air bud i hold his air bud hold on it
[00:37:51] she might be a pet of hot i put on a hot dog
[00:37:55] show mhm she's she's gonna soak up the whole thing
[00:37:59] well because you're right a dog's dick is inside so it's slimy and
[00:38:03] shit uh the red little red rocket pops out
[00:38:07] it's wet also i don't think dog girl dogs can come can they most
[00:38:12] animals can't come they come every time that's just because dogs they'd be
[00:38:19] Rachel Rachel i can tell you first of all thank you for having me on mad
[00:38:23] out i can guarantee you dogs pussy can come take it from me personally
[00:38:29] thank you dr frouchy thank you thank you dr pooch
[00:38:46] where does the first star like is it just the skin um
[00:38:50] there's so many interesting questions with that i'm a scientist
[00:38:53] and i was a dog's pussy what kind of dog how big is it i just
[00:39:02] this is just so much i want to know have you found this woman's name yet
[00:39:05] no fuck dude oh look there's a picture of her
[00:39:11] okay she looks pretty good she looks good
[00:39:15] oh i did fuck her actually no dude since i did actually
[00:39:19] uh she the defendant i can't tell we're listening to it
[00:39:25] she's got a kid so that means she's all the pussy's good you know she's
[00:39:28] fucked before i wonder if the pussy bounced back okay
[00:39:34] your honor can we call in yeah we're gonna have to take a look at this
[00:39:39] woman's but the jury's requesting to see pictures of the
[00:39:43] witnesses pussy before and after birth birth i want to see before and after
[00:39:49] uh we're just one watching video with the dog
[00:39:52] you should get a fresh pussy like you should get a little
[00:39:55] pussy freshened up after you give birth as a
[00:39:58] if you want it if you want it i'm not saying you force it on every woman if
[00:40:02] they want their pussy to get fucked up but
[00:40:05] it only feels fair yeah you go through that whole ordeal you should get a
[00:40:09] freshened up pussy a whole ordeal a whole ordeal
[00:40:14] speaking of a whole ordeal you got a whole new deal
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[00:40:24] fear is not getting basically edibles over the mail
[00:40:29] that's that's right they're not only did he say that that
[00:40:32] it makes total sense of why you said that yeah yeah what the relation
[00:40:35] delivered talking about it well you said new deal oh yeah
[00:40:40] you know the only thing we have to fear is why does he sound like so i'm
[00:40:45] but it's paying full price for diet smoke dot com
[00:40:54] i might be in a wheelchair but i can still get pussy from a 19 year old
[00:41:00] um wheeled wheel Cherokee that's good it's a
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[00:41:11] he doesn't have to be in a wheelchair to say that
[00:41:16] maybe i was like how are you doing by the way i'm in a wheelchair
[00:41:21] hey how are you doing oh it's going how are you
[00:41:23] having this what is uh what is the wheel Cherokee because he's still i
[00:41:28] would assume has pains in his legs yeah he does is a diet smoke dot
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[00:42:45] picture of a dog's pussy it's another dog i bit this is the pooch
[00:42:48] problem this vouch is pussy that's right it's pussy
[00:42:51] you have no idea how resilient the dog pussy can be
[00:42:58] salve says a woman's pussy gets fucked up for one kid
[00:43:01] try a liter of 12 dogs i had i gave birth to 12 puppies during the pandemic
[00:43:07] yep and now they've been taken by trump who's turning them into a beautiful
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[00:43:17] pooch's pussy he just kind of looks like uh
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[00:43:41] it called for them he hold your balls you know that kind of thing that you
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[00:43:54] so they call this a loophole i call it the secret recipe to getting a
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[00:44:05] that's such an awesome sentence yes why even bring up that it's a loop i mean
[00:44:09] it is so basically what delta eight is imagine you're a pedophile
[00:44:14] and you find somebody that's 18 years old but they had some sort of pituitary
[00:44:18] disorders they look like a child yeah there's a ball of type and you were just
[00:44:24] tiring that feeling just tearing that shit up it's a mild pedophilia it's not
[00:44:32] or it's it's doesn't compare to the buzz of actual pedophilia when you're
[00:44:37] looking for something a little less if you're looking on people's court season
[00:44:40] 25 episode 22 you know which one and you happen to be a listener of this
[00:44:46] show right and you're looking to leave your husband and your child
[00:44:50] yeah don't bring the child yeah for let's say an afternoon
[00:44:54] right of bugles and whatever maybe and wherever it may go make a little delta
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[00:45:03] and they're trying to watch your figure after you got all loose from after that
[00:45:06] pussy got beat it up from the baby you just
[00:45:09] want shit it out a little baby and the baby didn't want but now your dream
[00:45:14] yeah of cheating on your your husband your lifelong dream cheating on your
[00:45:19] husband was uh you know a mentally disabled man child
[00:45:24] with a fading there's 15 minutes ended two years ago right
[00:45:30] and now you're just biting your time until the FBI asks you about people you
[00:45:33] were texting on January 6th that kind of guy yeah that totally
[00:45:39] then you need to go to diet smoke calm uh-huh and use promo code come town
[00:45:44] right because you know what my problem with that ables is
[00:45:48] sometimes you get too high yeah it's true and i want to mellow
[00:45:52] smooth type of buzz and it can be really difficult to control
[00:45:56] yeah something with less head rush and anxiety
[00:45:59] can sometimes come with traditional THC right you know
[00:46:03] sometimes you get it's it's being too high you feel like a mentally disabled
[00:46:07] guy who's broken free from his leash right and you're you're you're in the
[00:46:12] mall with your family and the the collar has snapped and now you've
[00:46:16] made your way into the candy store right and uh you can't figure out you
[00:46:22] can't figure out those little those little weird windows
[00:46:24] and you have to lift up yeah so you just start punching
[00:46:29] what is this what do you feel like that's what you feel like that's not too high
[00:46:34] okay yeah but diet smoke it's you the diet smoke you
[00:46:40] you know how to hear your chain you're chained up retard with the appropriate
[00:46:44] amount of candy yep completely nude in the front yard
[00:46:49] eating out of your bold twizzlers firmly attached to the porch
[00:46:58] they got a new chain because the last one broke
[00:47:01] in this game attempt you sit there suffering stoned out of your mind
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[00:47:27] goomies diet smoke isn't light it's just right yeah what if you're like me and
[00:47:31] you've never actually taken a THC product because it's illegal
[00:47:35] good good recommend they recommend you start with half a gummy but if it's not
[00:47:39] your first rodeo you should be fine starting off with a whole gummy and i'll
[00:47:42] say this they're really pushing though it doesn't get you that high angle
[00:47:47] if you're trying to get high as fuck take four or five because let me tell you
[00:47:51] even cb d i've done that a couple times it's even my ass even cb d gets me kind
[00:47:56] to high right you know yeah so this shit i can't even imagine it's this way is
[00:48:01] straight i mean this is because i've done it and i do it all the time and
[00:48:04] i can imagine it i have literally done it a lot
[00:48:07] diet smoke almost exactly like regular edible is perfect if you're coming down
[00:48:12] from doing too much cocaine at 10 a.m you know what i'll say it is and you just
[00:48:16] need something to give you the the mellow ability to go to best buy
[00:48:30] and think what am i going to do when i have to get a job again
[00:48:35] i'd literally i have no i i've been i've been turned into a woman
[00:48:41] that's where i just expect to be paid for exposing the most disgusting
[00:48:49] how am i supposed to put on a name tag and say please and thank you to strangers
[00:48:57] there's no turning back brother yep so anyway what you do is you do it a diet
[00:49:02] smoke you gotta diet smoke that and you try out their ten delicious flavor
[00:49:06] and if you order but before two a.m. short two p.m. short orders will
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[00:49:15] mm-hmm and watermelon and watermelon i like blue raspberry but insert
[00:49:21] secondary host name likes watermelon i say try and both
[00:49:25] nice try and we already covered this i'm the secondary host bitch yeah what
[00:49:29] about the tertiary you know what i you know what i always say
[00:49:33] i say try and both try and both i do try and both and i like the both
[00:49:36] i say try and both i say try and both and see when cbd is enough and
[00:49:42] traditional you're trying to do an impression you're like let's just see
[00:49:45] if i accidentally land on somebody let me just let me just do a voice
[00:49:49] let me just do a voice let me do a voice and see if it sounds like somebody
[00:49:54] what the fuck what's a fucking siri talking about
[00:49:56] wait do you have a male siri um you're gating well that's gay to get him
[00:50:00] no siri came into computers you're fucking gay to a guy
[00:50:05] no you want to talk to a fucking robot guy
[00:50:10] you're gay dude i changed that i changed adam to it to silence
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[00:50:56] thanks man yeah adam adam robin hood to be like
[00:50:59] it's look everyone it's it's robin hood he steals from the poor and keeps a
[00:51:02] little bit for himself and gives to the rich and the rest is and then he goes
[00:51:07] and then he tells everyone that he's robin hood
[00:51:10] right and then increasingly he takes more and more for himself and eventually
[00:51:13] he's just stealing from poor people and reminding everyone of the time he was
[00:51:18] robin hood that's true i i was considered bernie made
[00:51:22] off to be the robin hood of wall street he was yeah
[00:51:26] isn't it crazy but a ponzi scheme isn't named after i put so make sure that we
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[00:52:06] yeah when i uh when i was checking out of my diet smoke order they really asked
[00:52:11] me a lot the website was like um i'm going to need to see some id young lady
[00:52:21] yeah that's true yeah it's flirting do you think you would suck the diet smoke
[00:52:32] that's i have heard that they call it that yes this lower on calories
[00:52:37] no it's smaller on calories it's way smaller on calories
[00:52:40] lower on calories and sperm count it's definitely lower on sperm count
[00:52:46] big big image and we check should we that would be a fun thing for the show to
[00:52:50] all check our sperm count i heard that the omicron variant lowers it for
[00:52:54] three months are you sure that's why i've been busting time to ride on
[00:53:03] that everything does that and they're just they're doing anything they can
[00:53:06] do because there was another article that was like
[00:53:08] some guys dicks shrunk three inches from covid covid that guy was lying
[00:53:13] that daily male article there's no way that's real no it happened to me
[00:53:17] my dick was huge up until December twenty two you think has never been big
[00:53:21] that's not true a lot of everyone's told me you're dickish mall
[00:53:25] who's everyone eric adam eric adam so he never said
[00:53:29] did build a blazio every mayor of the city of new your new doctor
[00:53:33] need tard yeah need tard uh bill need tard whatever their guys
[00:53:37] name no his name is bill need tard bill needs tard yeah
[00:53:41] the wonderful thing about figures is a figure's a wonderful thing
[00:53:45] i i don't know if your name can be that figure
[00:53:50] shut up oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh fuck
[00:53:57] you know uh oh well i've got eric adam's in the booth i've gotten stuck in the
[00:54:01] tree again trying to eat pussy that's me eric adam's eric adam's is doing the
[00:54:07] play of every one can see my little bear pussy
[00:54:12] as it's stuck in the air you know uh when he the poo is uh
[00:54:16] he's um public domain now now is he yeah so should we should we do a
[00:54:22] poo when you the poo is public domain now yeah
[00:54:25] oh damn i'm gonna make some when the poo shirts
[00:54:27] but you can't do the red it has to be like the old school when he the poo
[00:54:31] when you can't do the red because i think the red shirt is Disney
[00:54:35] that's updated but there is like a an old version of when he the poo that you
[00:54:38] could use i wonder what eric adam's gonna look
[00:54:42] at this i was gonna look this up it's gonna look nothing like when he the poo
[00:54:45] just looks like a little naked bear dude
[00:54:48] um public domain i think we should make a movie
[00:54:53] where i get to be Winnie the Pooh oh 100 percent is the name Winnie the Pooh
[00:54:57] trademark i don't fucking know no it's this fucking one doesn't look
[00:55:01] anything like Winnie the Pooh that's just a fucking teddy bear
[00:55:05] no it's not even yellow luke mcgerry began drawing a nude poo bear as soon as
[00:55:10] he heard the news that's all this article stars awesome
[00:55:15] the original nearly hundred year old bear a very little brain from the hundred
[00:55:19] acre wood had the wrong in this new year by entering the public domain now
[00:55:23] quite humbly mcgerry anyway i want to be i'm Winnie the Pooh
[00:55:32] i'm going to do a reboot the horny reboot of Winnie the Pooh
[00:55:36] where christopher robin is that you remember Jessica robin from porn that
[00:55:40] read with huge tits Jessica rabbit no no Jessica Robin but she was a
[00:55:44] red hair here's an article from a website called plagiarism today
[00:55:50] adam's favorite adam's adams joke writing website
[00:55:53] that's actually my wish notifications for plagiarism
[00:56:02] um you remember Jessica robin yeah look at
[00:56:05] huge tits and she's a red head it was really hard to find her do hardcore i
[00:56:12] there was a threesome anyway instead of christopher robin
[00:56:15] she's in it and Winnie the Pooh is me and i fuck her at the
[00:56:20] in the woods or whatever it's called what's Winnie the Pooh's woods called
[00:56:24] the thousand acre wood hundred acre wood the hunt at the thousand acre wood
[00:56:34] i'll be your i'll be piglet you are piglet
[00:56:39] bang grows yeah making the red house is also in public domain
[00:56:43] Mickey Mouse public domain yeah but only the steamboat really
[00:56:46] versions oh that's a crucified that's a good
[00:56:48] you know what so i'm seeing a lot of hardcore scenes no okay here's what
[00:56:51] happened here's my question when does some other woman took her name when
[00:56:54] does angel i'm going to public domain there was an original Jessica robin i
[00:56:58] don't know there's original Jessica robin
[00:57:01] who um was hard to find and then a different redhead
[00:57:06] stole her name took advantage of the of the good will she had built up in the
[00:57:12] big titty community and started doing hardcore she died her hair the same way
[00:57:16] sorta looks like her but it's not as hot i'll tell you right i'm gonna look for
[00:57:21] it right now this is a big i did a lot of being off
[00:57:24] this woman when i was in middle school bitting off
[00:57:28] binging off i love bidding off that's what i do i let off
[00:57:32] my friend he come over and we bet off together but my wife she come home from
[00:57:37] grocery store and i had their slap she must have become slapped yeah this is
[00:57:42] not her she's not as hot as the original Jessica you remember that video why do
[00:57:46] she slap no yeah of course this is a classic how
[00:57:51] can she slap how can she slap how can she slap let's give everyone
[00:57:55] at home and to look up the how can she slap just play it
[00:57:58] why don't you just play yeah this bitch stole i can't believe she did this
[00:58:02] in your ass there was a right there's a i i wonder what
[00:58:06] happens if you search Jessica robin original hey this is cool took out this
[00:58:13] go and fuck off then look it's off i didn't get to see it
[00:58:28] i mean this original Jessica rob this new one is pretty good too
[00:58:48] who's Jessica robins what the fuck he taught me the new one maybe it is robins
[00:58:52] that i used to check off no it's Jessica robins and it's a
[00:58:57] we need a boo character no i want to reboot we need the
[00:59:01] poo where i'm winning the poo instead of christopher robin
[00:59:10] oh okay that's pretty cool yeah that sounds like
[00:59:13] pretty good thank you that's all i needed to hear from my friend you know i was
[00:59:18] thinking about i almost went to draw it but i was too i couldn't
[00:59:21] be bothered to get a pen out yeah but like uh it's like a family crying
[00:59:29] uh-huh and at one of the wheel wells of a monster truck in the sense like
[00:59:33] jumping up trying to reach the door and the
[00:59:35] wife is like Richard stop no don't and there's a husband just sitting in the
[00:59:40] cab of the monster truck and there's a hose going from the tailpipe into the
[00:59:45] he's just ignoring them that's pretty good i like that
[00:59:49] be pretty badass would be badass i'm trying to find the original Jessica
[00:59:58] this woman stole her whole shit she swagger jacked her whole vibe that shouldn't
[01:00:02] be allowed this really goes against kind of a social
[01:00:07] contract or contract between the porn performer and the audience
[01:00:11] should i ever knew my feeling you're not being lied to my membership
[01:00:15] probably yeah why not i didn't go once this why i went once i think this year
[01:00:20] you got it the thing is it's like if you want to go to the Bronx you you got to
[01:00:23] make and i saw i've said this before but i want to really want to drive this
[01:00:26] point home yeah please do you got to set aside
[01:00:29] a whole weekend weekend yeah i must have not been listening
[01:00:34] this is the first time yeah it's like an amusement park dude
[01:00:37] like any amusement you know it's not like you think like Disney World isn't one
[01:00:40] you got to do like a week of you know because there's like two parks and all
[01:00:44] the shit to do but really it's like even if you go to fucking six flags like
[01:00:48] if you get there when they open you have time to go to one rollercoaster
[01:00:53] right i'm not a big i want a big theme park i gotta be honest
[01:00:56] well have you been as an adult oh no then you gotta try it
[01:01:00] you got to take a bunch of adibles some cradam
[01:01:02] listening a couple of blue chews okay get your dick hard yeah
[01:01:06] you know you got to make sure you got your baby powder all up in your
[01:01:09] shit so that you're not gonna get your nuts don't shave yeah
[01:01:12] because there's a lot of walking a lot of yeah oh yeah and it's moist yeah
[01:01:16] you're gonna be wet you got to cut the webbing out of your bathing suit and
[01:01:18] then duct tape that's true cut the webbing is huge cutting the webbing and
[01:01:21] then duct taping your dick in one of your legs so people can't see it
[01:01:24] yeah no i want them to see my little ass dick
[01:01:27] oh you're a dick print guy yeah okay i'm gonna find the original jess
[01:01:33] guy i'm like i'm a concealed carry yeah i'm a tucker
[01:01:37] that's what tucker karlson actually that's where he got his name from
[01:01:41] that's true mhm see uh and you can find out on tucker
[01:01:44] karlson tucker karlson and we'll see you this weekend if you go to patreon.com
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[01:01:52] chalker karlson it's a good one this week i uh buy tickets to all my shows