Cum Town | Regular | 03/09/2022
[00:00:00] We'll just jump right into that riff you guys. Yeah, we got a nice little we're looking a little Tom of Finland
[00:00:05] Of course and just the idea that he just sits around drawing this shit all day, but then not laughing
[00:00:10] Yeah, he's just like yeah, that was a good one. Yes next drawing
[00:00:15] Feynman very large penis. What is he Danish? I don't know that they all talk that way basically
[00:00:21] I'll talk like not see Tom of Finn. He's finished. Oh
[00:00:31] Let's see look how do you get his star whoa just a regular guy. This looks like Vincent Price. He does
[00:00:39] It's a possibility. He would draw shit like that, right? He's gay as hell. Yeah, I love that the guys are just always hard
[00:00:46] They're always hard. They're always hard. We're have like and their balls are high up too
[00:00:50] Yeah, sometimes they have a high up ball. This guy has high balls
[00:00:54] Yeah, but I've seen high balls on a lot of Thomas in one stuff those guys got great ball cuz they well to be fair though
[00:00:59] There's they're wearing leather pants, so I guess your nuts could sit
[00:01:10] It's like I have no idea whether like if you tell me this is an authentic Tom of Finland or just some
[00:01:17] Retarded for a teeny or from deviant art. I would have no idea. It would be hard to Tom of Finland
[00:01:22] You could tell from the from the strokes. I say I I would love to actually do that challenge
[00:01:27] I would love to be presented with ten Tom's of Finland and ten
[00:01:34] Copycats yeah, this one's gonna be different things look shiny. Mm-hmm. Then you know it's his he's got a little he loves sheen
[00:01:41] He knows how to make a like a shininess. Yeah
[00:01:43] Tom of Finland turns a hot how the fuck did this guy live to a hundred did no he's he died at 71
[00:01:53] Maybe just the style the drawings probably turn
[00:01:56] Everyone is still good. You know for a fact he died at 71 looking at this week of Peter right now
[00:02:00] Okay, well, let's read it. I just want to know how he got into the drawing on
[00:02:04] Come on Adam Adams. Let's tell us about it. I want to learn. I'm sure our listeners want to learn about Tom of Finland too
[00:02:15] Do talk about cool shit like Elden bringing
[00:02:19] What's that I don't know it's a new video game members playing it's is it is it like hard Zelda?
[00:02:26] Don't know don't care. Wow. Really? Yeah, I never gave a fuck about that world of Warcraft shit, dude
[00:02:33] I'm like cool games like read that like red day cowboys race cars
[00:02:38] All right sport fucking Mario party Mario party
[00:02:45] You get friends we did play Mario Party for a while there
[00:02:49] Yeah, we have a lot of fun even attempting to knock Mario parties if that's like not one of the least gay games
[00:02:55] Both I did not I did not first of all I have a competitive spirit
[00:03:00] Be sure fucking bitch. I have a competitive spirit. You fucking whore
[00:03:04] This is me at the black lives matter protests. Oh
[00:03:11] That guy where's that guy's cock is it that big where I'm trying to tell where's cock is
[00:03:16] I don't know a lot of them have something in their back pocket that looks like a frisbee
[00:03:19] Yeah, but you know what I think it is. I think you know what I think it's like so there's the dick
[00:03:23] He's going back. No, he's a jake. He's a jake. He's a jack. He's a jackulated
[00:03:28] And then there's a bubble of so much that it's filled up his ass
[00:03:32] It's got like a balloon of calm and then they're just kind of rubbing each other
[00:03:36] I think they're just having a kind of chat real quick. Oh, but the guy's Jackie's like so you you're the guys cock
[00:03:42] You take care of the horses is right there. Oh, he's look at this guy's got a pin and it's a cock
[00:03:49] He's got a pin on his fucking collar and I thought it was like, you know gonna be like air force or something
[00:03:54] But it's a cock that's a great touch that I really respect Tom
[00:03:58] It's the details where you could tell that it's an authentic top. Yeah, that reads hard from GVN art wouldn't be
[00:04:04] Oh, wow, look at this. This is more of like kind of a Norman Rockwell Bob. Yeah. Yeah, the Saturday evening post
[00:04:10] Yeah, it really is you can see the top of the guys cocky. You very really I guess I won't say rarely
[00:04:16] But you see that's an artful way. Wait, is that a woman? Oh, no, it's a guy
[00:04:20] What do you mean is that a woman? I thought it looked like tits for from the far way
[00:04:24] And our crumb his shoulder looked like tits basically so I guess for this is what I found on Wikipedia
[00:04:30] Basically if you were gay the way you could like look at hot guys were to buy magazines called physique magazines
[00:04:37] Which were just gay magazines, but they didn't say they said they were for working out there for yeah for yeah
[00:04:43] So similar to what bodybuilding forums are now. Yeah kind of words like guys that don't want to admit they're gay
[00:04:48] They talk about each other's bodies and how good they talk about a lot of
[00:04:52] Except of miss on the bodybuilding forum, which is one of the well
[00:04:56] I guess you could say that's sort of like that
[00:04:58] That was like the ball scene of of early internet. Yeah, like Paris is burning the miss for them
[00:05:05] That would be that's as gay as the internet guy. I agree with there's a really good for bodybuilding forum post about why
[00:05:11] Salomon Rushdie gets hot chicks and they are furious
[00:05:17] They're two soldiers you're not allowed to see how I was there to soldier
[00:05:22] The strong guys I will I will listen I it's good
[00:05:25] You can't see that with my eyes or listeners can't see it either. Yeah
[00:05:29] It's called okay. It's actually called manpower for sale on art space if you guys want to check it out not you Adam
[00:05:35] Not you I'm not gonna look at promise. I'm reading all the guy in the back is awesome
[00:05:40] It's two army guys the wearing pith helmets one of them has his ass out who actually I would say it
[00:05:47] Probably looks like the manlier one he actually is the bottom and he's getting fucked in his ass and he's looking back like
[00:05:53] Like thanks for covering me chief like he's got a real manly look back. Yeah, and the other guys fucking his ass
[00:05:58] I just hand up his shirt. That's actually Gator than putting his dick in his
[00:06:01] Feeling up his tits. He's feeling his tits while he's got his
[00:06:09] Guy who's jacking off, but it's awesome. He's holding his balls with one hand and Jackie is dick with the other
[00:06:18] Sometimes I will admit sometimes I jiggle my nuts when I really want to get her tonight. Whoa that is a humongous penis
[00:06:26] This one's awesome. This one's called Tom's Rockwell for sale and it's a
[00:06:32] Cop with what looks to scale to be about I would say a 36 inch penis
[00:06:38] It is that's the length and width I would say it's about a foot across that a guy a guy's putting his mouth on
[00:06:47] One quarter of the guys dickhead and just slurping it like it's a soup dumpling
[00:06:57] Now do you think Tom started drawing so he could jack off this whoa, there's a woman in this
[00:07:02] Yeah, the art this is now great here. We go now
[00:07:05] We finally found a way out of this a way to be annoyed the artists who created Tom of Finland's drawing for women get the
[00:07:12] We can't have anything right we can't have fucking anything just for the guys
[00:07:16] No, you want to be involved in Tom of Finland, dude, but here's it. Here's how stupid women are yeah, right?
[00:07:23] It's like Tom of Finland like nothing obviously. Yes, it's like cops and stuff
[00:07:28] Whatever these ideas of authority or whatever and then subverting them by making them homusack and super gay
[00:07:35] Yeah, and now it's some dumb moron fucking live woman comes by and goes, but aren't cops bad
[00:07:41] Why would gay why would gay want to be caught because of that?
[00:07:46] I'm using my my my woman brain to come up with my time in his bed
[00:07:51] And so I made it but this time the cop is tied up and it says I'm a fascist pig
[00:08:00] Right now in the pan the basics away from our muslim politics in there already. It's just but it's also like in garrison
[00:08:08] This is yeah, and like it's also like oh, you know, it's really good art when you literally have to write your fucking message
[00:08:15] Shut up you dumb bitch. Tom did it with cum and you couldn't even do it with words
[00:08:21] So basically I guess this was the way but I don't understand what whatever
[00:08:25] But he got into it as a way around the censorship codes because overt gay acts were legal
[00:08:34] So the magazine wait, are they claiming that what he is?
[00:08:42] You just fucking sprayed you're so gross dude. I'm sitting here literally looking at gay porn
[00:08:48] And then I'm like this is interesting and then I look over at you and I'm disgusted
[00:08:52] And how much your sneezing I've discussed it you do what you fired off not in a row
[00:08:56] We sit the way you're like just wiping it on the chair, but you know there's a cat in this house
[00:09:00] I know so take a fucking Benadryl you come over here. He gets not gonna go to
[00:09:05] For the show we're trying to just look at that's not a big deal. We're trying to watch game porn together. I know
[00:09:14] So that these magazines were dedicated to physical fitness and health and it was often the only connection between closet men
[00:09:21] And their sexuality interesting. So maybe that's why gay guys all are Jack now. It's vestigial
[00:09:28] You had to be jacked to be able to look at you know gay porno and meet up with guys to work out
[00:09:35] Maybe they didn't want to be so jacked, but now it's like yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, he was a he was a
[00:09:45] So he was a commercial artist, but then he also ran a small mail order business
[00:09:49] Directly distributing reproductions of these hot drawings. That's awesome to the two the guys that one of them dude
[00:09:57] Imagine you imagine more pornography being like I hope my Tom of Finland picture comes in so I can jack off today
[00:10:11] Enterprises and day versus day and they ruled that nude male photographs were not inherently obscene
[00:10:18] So soft core gay pornography magazines and films
[00:10:22] Became very popular. That's awesome. Mm-hmm
[00:10:28] I guess I don't yeah, so so I guess that I'm infuriated, but what reason they're Tom of Finland for women. I mean
[00:10:43] I gotta go now. I'm gonna have to look at so much gay porn to get over it
[00:10:47] This that's a classic the cowboy one. Yeah, Bo Butler 40% off for new subscribers
[00:10:55] How much cock do you think Tom got probably probably never had sex? Yeah?
[00:11:00] That's why he put it all into his drawings where he could imagine. Oh
[00:11:04] This guy kind of looks like me that one's graphic. I mean just has a mustache. No, he looks like me
[00:11:10] Well his dick is it I can see his dick with the naked eye, so that's one big difference. Yeah
[00:11:15] Well, hold on. I mean, you know that guy could be that guy could be this big
[00:11:23] If that if that entire man is only 12 inches tall then I'd say the dick is accurate
[00:11:31] That what I'm saying is I love this to another dick dig dig dig the little details with Tom
[00:11:36] He never never loses an opportunity to fucking
[00:11:39] Just jam a cock somewhere doesn't belong. That's the best part about it. It's also this guy's got like spine a bit
[00:11:49] His spine is all fucked up. Yeah, but there's just that awesome cock just from the off screen like it's the it's the fucking boom Mike
[00:11:57] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck dude, what's even going on? Can you can you Adam?
[00:12:05] Can you see if Tom of Finland ever had sex? I'm gonna look it up
[00:12:18] Okay, what does it say? Oh, he died from smoking six
[00:12:22] Emphysema dude everybody used to smoke six though. Well, he beat AIDS
[00:12:28] Yeah, there's you hear like see there's one drawing with a guy with a normal size dick and I thought it was a vagina for a
[00:12:33] Second yeah, yeah, yeah, right after so many of these pictures. I will say he's not doing great for
[00:12:41] You know male self image. He had a life around that guy's
[00:12:51] He had a life partner who's a dancer Wow, and they shared their life together for 28 years until his death in 1981
[00:13:03] Gay guys they get to just all fuck each other constantly
[00:13:07] Even they're all look at those nips. Yeah, this one's a good one. That one's really good the water balloon cock
[00:13:12] Yeah, the soft but humongous cock and the fucking double-pierce nipples
[00:13:18] It's just like haircut just that dreamy pouty fucking lips. Yeah. Yeah, dude
[00:13:25] Tom of Finland comes to Japan. Let's see as the time of reading this was his partner
[00:13:31] This is the guy who's married to South bottom of Finland
[00:13:35] Hmm let me see no, he's not that hot. I think I'm straight
[00:13:40] Island top bottom where boat works both ways top of him. That's Jotman Finn
[00:13:47] Look this guy's dick is in balls are in jail
[00:14:03] They've chained it at the balls. Yeah, that looks really painful
[00:14:07] But they all have they all have this weird lump. Yeah, what is the back lump? I don't know what the fuck that is
[00:14:14] You think it's not condoms because they're all raw dogging. Yeah, it's definitely not maybe it's a bottle of lube
[00:14:22] Dude his dick was in so much pain those balls are like they're about to pop
[00:14:33] If I drew this yeah by the time I got that when I'm getting to the expression
[00:14:44] If I was drawing this just having the idea you start you start laughing yeah
[00:14:49] Just hyperventilating and yeah, just every bit. Yeah, but sounds like yeah nothing
[00:14:55] This is awesome. Yeah, this is good art
[00:15:03] Did he do any fine art? No, no, he did like
[00:15:09] He worked at an ad agency and then he got into drawing hot guys. Do we know what he was his passion?
[00:15:15] He was doing on the side. What was do we do? We know any of his like, you know, did he have any lucky strikes ads or did he have any like
[00:15:21] Yeah, you know, oatmeal ads. Did he like sneak a cock into any yeah
[00:15:25] It'd be great if there was like one guy that like people this was a secret life
[00:15:28] And then it turns out he did Tony the tiger. It's too late now to get rid of Tony
[00:15:35] We can go to the tom of Finland foundation. Let's do it, dude
[00:15:39] Where is it? No, there's some rare interracial next to the Anne Frank house. You know, I will say
[00:15:46] Men of colors huge Cox here tom. I'm looking at like I you need to learn on the website
[00:15:52] You need to learn but it doesn't live in America on the front page of the website. There's a drawing of a black eye with a
[00:15:58] Pretty beefy call. Yeah, but that's them. That's the foundation. They're trying to put a spin on black washing
[00:16:06] They just found like though, you know, they're they basically like highlighted the one black. Oh that was so awesome
[00:16:12] It's a passionate kiss. Yeah, just both their humongous fucking flopping victory over japan day
[00:16:22] Okay, so if we go we could go to la to his home. Oh shit. Yeah, does he have a museum or something?
[00:16:30] Yeah, he's using his boyfriend's you can visit tom house. That's cute
[00:16:34] That's awesome. Oh, and he's also really the other guys really too. That's very literate. Yeah
[00:16:38] So I guess the top you'd be great if they you zoom in and there's just the same
[00:16:57] The lump. I'm really confused by he has it everywhere. I don't understand what it's supposed to be
[00:17:05] That's awesome dude that guy's cock is so huge
[00:17:15] Like I love at a certain point he just went so buck wild with it
[00:17:20] Where it's like your dick is just it's just at your fucking nippies
[00:17:28] So weird it says like directions to get to his house, but it gives you bus directions and they're super detailed
[00:17:37] We'll read them for anyone who's in Los Angeles. Uh, you go to
[00:17:47] The bus stop is sunset echo park. They're serviced by the Metro bus lines four and seven oh four and two
[00:17:52] Also the 603 to alvaro sunset continue on sunset Boulevard to love vetted terrace
[00:17:58] And then up the short hill and up to the up the grand stairs until the vetateris
[00:18:03] Levels out on another half a block. There's so detailed
[00:18:07] Tom house is on your left the house is only a point three mile walk from the bus stop. It only gives you bus
[00:18:16] Well dude, they don't need the traffic, you know, you know how many fucking they don't need them any vestors
[00:18:22] Posedly just post the address. I mean like people can look it up
[00:18:27] Elephant ripping you guys close off, but you can't really see his penis ripping a clown's close off
[00:18:34] That's interesting. He got into the clown shit, too
[00:18:39] Oh, there's there's the Saturday this one is honestly my favorite one. It's so cute and it's so cute and like
[00:18:45] I think the guy gave it the guy having his dick and ball split in jail is probably yeah, that one's pretty good
[00:19:06] It looks like this one is so awesome. Can I see this guy is reverse cowgirl mouth fucking a different guy?
[00:19:15] No, Nick, please I want to see you can't see
[00:19:18] You're on the chair. I want to see the hot guy. You're ruining you get you complain about Stephen and ruining
[00:19:24] I didn't complain about him. I said I got mad at him
[00:19:27] Because I wanted to finish my beer. Yeah
[00:19:32] Classic move where you pretend the still you just change your tune midway through a story
[00:19:38] Based on the when I said it wasn't funny or something. What did I say? I don't fucking know or give a fuck cares
[00:19:46] So that I went to google street views to look at tom of finland's house
[00:19:50] What does it say it's got tall hedges around the house. You can't even see it. Wow. What the fuck?
[00:19:55] Why do they tell you to go there? Oh, but you can call for an appointment. They're like, um
[00:20:00] Oh cool. Like Cox you ever go to Dan's Exiles in LA? No
[00:20:06] It's where he's got all his books. Yeah, muck on my book election. All right
[00:20:11] Wait, wait, what are the hedges looking at good look like Cox? No, they're square unfortunately, but he's got motorcycles there
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[00:20:42] I'm reading a review of the top. Okay. Let's hear it. This guy's mad. What are you?
[00:20:51] Don't use your real voice use your broadcasting voice
[00:20:54] I spoke to someone over the phone this afternoon about my experience
[00:21:00] Don't use your regular voice and make it sound like a different make it sound like you're doing this guy
[00:21:08] No, don't use your voice. I say yeah, don't talk like it differently than you normally do
[00:21:13] I spoke to someone over the phone this afternoon
[00:21:17] A racist impression of a black person. No, I'm trying to do Morgan for your freeman. Yeah, it's a racist impression
[00:21:22] It's not racist. I'm trying to honor the great actor
[00:21:31] Police officers cocking balls ran all the way
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[00:28:10] Yeah, i've only worked that club one time really that one time where you lost your pants. We're gonna have forgot my pants
[00:28:16] I forgot the chinese girl in the woods. I remember that like it was yesterday
[00:28:20] We really have been friends for a long time. Yeah
[00:28:24] Our lives lost my pants you were homeless basically
[00:28:28] How about the chinese bitch? You didn't have a place to take a lady
[00:28:32] She didn't even talk that much english, right? No, she's poking though. I thought you said I thought you painted it as she was like
[00:28:37] But she also went to a park to fuck Nick. Yeah, I mean she wasn't yeah, she didn't have a broad daylight
[00:28:43] I was like yeah, I don't I like my stuff with me
[00:28:47] What is going on in this bitches life that she just fucks a drifter outside
[00:28:51] Wow women are truly put that anyway, so i used to be handsome
[00:28:55] No, I mean you're handsome, but you're always like shit. I'm gonna i'm at the age now where i'm gonna start doing the thing
[00:29:03] I'm in the middle age be like I used to we used to love me. Yeah, I was a hot guy. I was a hot piece of ass
[00:29:11] But still there's got to be something wrong with this woman to fuck her
[00:29:14] I'm like lain's it's be one thing if you fucked her in your hotel room. Yeah, that's different
[00:29:18] But you know outside i went down there died a plan. I was like i'm just gonna fuck my way through the weekend
[00:29:23] Yeah, and then fucked one woman outside. She's like no you can't stay with me. I'm like, well, can I fuck you?
[00:29:33] Honestly respect for even having the goal to ask that question
[00:29:39] That really is man. That's I gotta get I gotta tip my hat
[00:29:43] What happened like maybe we can find the public restroom
[00:29:47] And it's not even like night right like i've i've fucked in a field when you're drunk and it's like the
[00:29:57] 11 47 a.m. There's a guy going for a run we left from starbucks. Yeah, some fucking some fucking lobbyists this fucking running
[00:30:11] What's up with her you guys keep in touch no never you should you should hit her up
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[00:30:40] By new york area you want by tickets and then I got a line other stuff up probably going back to lincoln lodge most importantly
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[00:30:51] But if you were in new york city and you would like to buy one of the new run i got i got a
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[00:31:10] uh, no come to funny mom's i'll sell my funny mom's okay, that sounds good anyway nice and funny mom's is
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[00:31:22] Brink ash and if you buy a shirt you get in free. No you don't what do you mean? I'm not i am i'm gonna die i'm from the show
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[00:31:45] You were thinking about those drawings. No, i was thinking about bram stoker's dracula
[00:31:50] I haven't seen that in so long time. It's not good dude. I rewatch it like once a year and i'm like, fuck
[00:31:55] Yeah dracula. That's not good. That's what with gary oldman, right? Yeah gary oldman and kiana reaves and
[00:32:00] It's a nice cast angela's statue. You know what i watched that basset angela's angela's statham
[00:32:07] Yeah, i watched it. You know where i watched it as a youth in uh, el this is family's home
[00:32:17] Or it was right by patters across from patterson park in his little his little albanian fucking like two
[00:32:23] Two bedroom apartment that him his parents his grandma and his sister all shared with their cat
[00:32:32] This is a good time. Yeah, then uh, bran then we got on that and then we got on el this is dial up
[00:32:38] internet connection els x had internet before me. Yeah, if you can believe it cram stoker
[00:32:44] cram stoker's tom of finland ham smokers. That's the movie i want to see cram stoker's tom of finland
[00:32:50] And uh francesford copa presents tom of finland. Sorry gary oldman
[00:32:57] Do you want to go to jail? Is that what you want to do get your fucking hands up against the tree
[00:33:07] What's all what's the godfather? Oh the godfather
[00:33:12] But i'm just a motorist just a motorist
[00:33:14] The the the all right all cokes have settled down the guy that use your
[00:33:25] Go ahead the the guy the guy that wrote the one star review of the tom of finland's
[00:33:32] Museum here. He's written one other review and it's a one star review of a dollar tree
[00:33:42] Tattooed on the side of my cock, but so it's like one star two stars and then a half a star at the top
[00:33:48] Okay, so it's like two and a half star half stars. Yeah. Yeah, so it's the way wait your balls
[00:33:53] I'm sorry the first stars are your balls are in the star on the shaft on the shaft. Yeah, so it's cool
[00:33:58] Yeah, so you imagine you get measured by a star by a star system i'm gonna have stars
[00:34:03] But you can make it as stars big as you want. I know
[00:34:05] I'm being I'm being modest. That's all dude. That's also. Yeah, that's such maturity right there is maturity
[00:34:13] So so his other review is of this dollar tree and it's now you know people are gonna find this game and and say adam free his name
[00:34:25] But he said that easily look at how many reviews is the tom of finland house today possible?
[00:34:29] Okay, fine, but he put it on the you read it you read it is too late now
[00:34:33] It's too late. So we might as well wait. Okay. Listen
[00:34:37] It's a somebody that supposedly cares so much about the worker this guy's probably a waiter at a ball
[00:34:42] That's sure this guy. No this guy quite literally does not care about the workers. Okay. Let's hear about it. But at the dollar tree
[00:34:49] Uh, he was he literally gave the time that he was there. That's awesome
[00:34:56] He was complaining that to the cashier that they weren't following the six foot distance protocols. Oh, yeah
[00:35:02] And that's a shower tree and she was rude to him. Oh my god
[00:35:08] We she was rude to him and he was he's uh, he's writing this review to say how dangerous unprofessional it was
[00:35:14] And then this motherfucker's going to gay drawing museum during the height of the pandemic
[00:35:19] They didn't follow the six foot rules. I was trying to go see men's drawings
[00:35:25] Listen this reviews which is essential during the pandemic. Oh, yeah, he said absolutely
[00:35:30] That's lost angeles and a nudge. I suppose if you know anything else about
[00:35:35] California the state that loves the pandemic everybody needs to be locked inside except for the homosexual population
[00:35:42] Who thinks it's okay to go to the tom of feline museum while people are dying
[00:35:48] What happened? I thought this was a deadly pandemic
[00:35:53] Okay, there's a little more truth to the bug chasing accusations
[00:36:01] Did he really want to get aids? Yeah, maybe he was trying to get hiv
[00:36:05] Just like the drug peddling hiv addicted male prostitute George floyd who died while committing a fella day
[00:36:15] Thank you tucker beautiful night tonight
[00:36:19] Speaking of penis drawings. I'm looking at donald trump's cock right now and it's gorgeous
[00:36:25] Biden could never have a penis. It's small. It's small even in dra even when drawn
[00:36:30] I've we've got peta deucey on peta. You're a beautiful little baby boy. I want to kiss you all over your face
[00:36:40] Jen saki is a bitch who deserves to be raped
[00:36:43] For even daring tell you know, I've I'll tell the audience right now
[00:36:47] I've known peterson. She was a little boy. I remember watching his father change him. I've seen his penis as well
[00:36:52] Awesome, it's his boss. It was great even as a baby
[00:36:55] He had one of the best penises I've ever seen peter. Thanks for joining us
[00:36:58] Do you think president Biden is a faggot?
[00:37:01] And and explain to what degree of a faggot you think he is
[00:37:15] That's gonna be so awesome. Lewis. Yeah, I would love for Lewis to make a full pundit
[00:37:21] Lewis if you saw president Biden right now, would you bend him over and fuck him in the ass?
[00:37:28] Get the fuck off my show get off my show. You're wrong
[00:37:34] I'm not gonna hear it. You're wrong lib and louis j gomez
[00:37:38] Louis j gomez your turn to afraid of cancel culture. I call him to rape
[00:37:51] Fuck okay, I'm I'm on pins and needles here
[00:37:53] Okay, I want to know what this fucking guy
[00:37:55] So I spoke to someone over the phone this afternoon about my experience at the tomah finland store and the customer service at the store
[00:38:02] I wanted to make sure that the information I gave and the horrific experience I had
[00:38:07] Gets the in the right hands and dealt with the media what is going on?
[00:38:15] Commanding back in june I placed an order for a book forever, but when I ever but
[00:38:24] When I plays when I placed the order it was listed as a stock when the order process
[00:38:33] When I cleared I when I when I made it clear through the emails with the store that I wasn't uh
[00:38:38] That it wasn't clear that it was a pre-order
[00:38:42] Through emails with customer service. I was told that I would have forever, but
[00:38:47] By the way, this is not even a tomah finland book. No, it's just gay porn
[00:38:55] Writing a review about it rocks. It's got 111 five-star. What are these guys doing gymnastics?
[00:39:01] They're gymnastics. Are there cocks touching? No, no, no cocks aren't even out
[00:39:05] Interesting. They're cocks aren't even out. They don't even have their cocks
[00:39:09] They're cocks aren't even out through emails with customer service
[00:39:11] I was told that the book would be sent to me by august 2020 following that email
[00:39:15] I continued to reach out to them with my concerns no reply on their end
[00:39:19] I even checked their website to my surprise the item isn't even sold anymore
[00:39:24] I was never notified of anything. No one ever reached out to me to initiate a refund when they clearly
[00:39:29] This guy's name. Let's put him on blast
[00:39:31] What's what's what is the date of this review? Make Mullen. What is the date? Okay, so he's no no
[00:39:36] No, what is the date? I need to know whether it was a year ago during the pandemic or yes
[00:39:40] Yes, yes, he he fucking he went there in 2020. He went to the tom
[00:39:45] Can you you gotta be fucking kidding me?
[00:39:48] Fuck this fucking cocks. I mean, you know, not actual
[00:39:54] That's not what we're mad at. Yeah, that's cool that he does that that part's fine
[00:39:58] But this fucking piece is I'm more mad that he lives in california to be honest with you in the yeah, yeah
[00:40:04] Okay, gay people used to be cool. What is how much does this book cost by the way look at a
[00:40:09] Okay to beat to fucking tattle on somebody I was never notified of anything
[00:40:13] No one ever reached out to me to initiate a refund
[00:40:15] Yeah, I I sent a dispute with my credit card company and started running into troubles
[00:40:20] This morning I called the store to make sure that this item would be canceled and my money would be refunded to me
[00:40:26] Since I have never and not received it seven months later. I spoke to someone by the name of yokeem and dreason
[00:40:34] They were beyond rude and dreason used foul language towards me. You know, I will say it's kind of hard to find where to get it
[00:40:41] It's not available. It's rare very rare. It's hard to get a hold of if you would like a copy come to funny moms
[00:40:48] I have an extra oh wait a second there's never mind
[00:40:50] You can get anything you can get a used copy of for no way. No, this is different. You can get something called banish your butt
[00:41:01] For now and dreason used foul language towards me at an extreme attitude and hung up the call now that is not acceptable at all in caps
[00:41:11] I am a customer first of all I paid for an item I never received and they don't even sell it on eBay
[00:41:17] So of course I am beyond entitled to a full refund and at least an apology for the inconvenience yet none of that happened
[00:41:24] I am beyond furious with my experience and I believe someone would run I can't believe someone would run a business like this
[00:41:34] I see numerous people wrote some terrifying reviews about not refunding an unprofessional behavior
[00:41:40] And it really hurts the reputation of the foundation and horrifying
[00:41:43] Uh, who are finally disgusted to know that a company representing foundation speaks to customers with swearing words like fucking pussy
[00:42:05] He this bat he made a typo dramatically incorrect
[00:42:08] Uh, they have no responsibility as an online store to make sure that ship items ordered or to check the status to make sure customers
[00:42:15] Who ordered the items get the items for the money they pay and this book anywhere
[00:42:20] The experience was nothing but horrific and I would never recommend anyone to use the tomah finland online store or culture edit for any purchase
[00:42:35] Yeah, and he's here. He's ranting on a blonde cashier at dollars here. Let's hear it
[00:42:42] During the pandemic social distancing between customers is required
[00:42:46] And the cashier with long long hair who worked at the store on january 28th around 2 30 p.m
[00:42:51] Did not try to follow the socially distancing rules and force the customers to check out faster and it was dangerous and unethical
[00:42:59] We requested the manager die smoke calm
[00:43:01] Yeah, I suppose not come we requested the manager take a look at the female cashier
[00:43:06] cashier who refused to follow the protocol and
[00:43:09] And was rude and forced the customers to check out faster by not falling six foot distance rules between the previous customer and who
[00:43:18] Wow, that's crazy that guy needs to smoke or eat
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[00:44:39] Naturally lack of sleep took a toll on this cardiovascular health and it killed over an auto attack age 27 now you were the head of
[00:44:47] So you're just 12 you start having a sex with your mom
[00:44:50] You have to have to the man of the house. Her also puts you a close-up. Well, she had the biggest most beautiful tits in south brockle
[00:44:57] It's called the diets the queen and diet smoke
[00:45:00] Why they call that who gives a fuck go to die smoke that I'm gonna go back now and find out and she answers there
[00:45:05] Yeah, the fuck is if you didn't fuck up somebody else is gonna tell you fuck that bitch
[00:45:09] And that's that's how you want your dad from heaven looking down
[00:45:12] You want some fucking other mook you want fucking your mother you want your dad up there with his fucking accordion
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[00:45:24] And somebody and he looks down his wife's lube double olive oil getting every crevice every fold
[00:45:32] Essentially fucked and it ain't his son's cock
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[00:45:46] That's what I always imagined I've never been there. It's pretty good. Where's palm? It's a die steak house. No parm parm parm. Oh, not
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[00:48:43] Yeehaw is not defunct as a promo code. It's come town or come town 20. Wow
[00:48:49] And I'm getting word from our producer who's really hot has big tips that she wants to fuck me
[00:48:54] And I'm gonna let her yeah, but she's got to be quiet about it
[00:48:58] Because you guys because Nick and Adam are gonna be jealous. Well now that now that corona is over
[00:49:03] I'm ready to go on some sex tourism. Oh, yeah, where you going? I think these days
[00:49:07] No, I think I want to start with with western europe
[00:49:10] Okay, the colonization take that tour. Yeah, okay, so I'm going to Britain
[00:49:17] Okay, I'm gonna paint. I'm gonna do myself up muslim style
[00:49:21] I'm gonna get it's gonna be me a couple other packies and we're gonna run a little ring
[00:49:26] You know, we're gonna find a couple of working-class teenage girls and run a little ring for a while
[00:49:30] Okay, and when the police you're talking about you're gonna sex traffic women in England. Yeah teenage girls
[00:49:35] Okay, and when the police show up and just say like I don't know
[00:49:46] Cheery, oh you think that'll work. Yeah, I think that does work
[00:49:49] So you're the colonized and they're the colonized from what I've read online
[00:49:55] Right that seems to be and to be clear just so I'm clear you're it's gonna be you two
[00:49:59] Packestany men you're gonna be in brown. I think it's gonna be a whole crew of Pakistani guys. Okay, so how many?
[00:50:05] I don't know. I think there's like usually 15 of them. So 15 you
[00:50:10] It's all guys that go in together on a lease on a Toyota Corolla
[00:50:16] And then and then they get like wayward kind of slags. I guess you call them. Yeah, like chabs. Yes like slags are like whores
[00:50:24] Yeah, just I'm a man. I don't know like I imagine like fucking like those those British girls that wear sweatpants and then the
[00:50:31] They're like you know like Air Force ones with springy kind of yeah, that's a kind of girl and then they look pregnant
[00:50:40] Now bitch with the big eyebrows and all the all the bronzer. Yeah, like a British chola
[00:50:46] That's what they really do look so fucked up. Oh, yeah, we're disgusting. Yeah
[00:50:51] Mm-hmm. That's it's a horrific looking people. Okay, that's the thing people got all up in arms are like
[00:50:58] Oh, he's pecky so ruined in these British girls
[00:51:01] You know they're raping him and having it and there's no
[00:51:04] accountability and it's like that's probably the pinnacle of those girls lives first of all the British gene pool needs a little mixing up
[00:51:11] Yeah, okay. Yeah, because they all look like dogs to be to be chained to a to a twin bed frame
[00:51:18] From world war two in a in a in a like what are they called council flat?
[00:51:24] Mm-hmm. You know yeah somewhere in some town that hasn't seen day long
[00:51:28] So I'm down that hasn't seen fucking daylight and Chester. Yeah since before the industrial revolution
[00:51:36] Yeah, what the fuck was you think what you think she's gonna be Elizabeth Hurley, right?
[00:51:40] You think she's gonna be fucking she's never gonna spice
[00:51:44] What do you think she's gonna be the queen of England and wrong you guys are got rules for that?
[00:51:47] Yeah, maybe in America. She was born she could become queen angle. She's hot enough and she's on suits
[00:51:53] We don't have room if the prince happens to see her on a TBS. We've procedural show
[00:51:58] We got a little bit called meritocracy here. Yeah, you know we got plenty of muslims show me one instance in which they're creating a sex gang
[00:52:06] Sex rape ring wait. Do they do is that like a British thing? Yeah, it happened a couple times of Britain
[00:52:10] That's like a thing like like whites like like
[00:52:14] You got to check on like you have to go on storm front to see those stories
[00:52:17] Oh, I see I see they're real happy about there was one there was one case I think in like rother
[00:52:22] Like rother roder dead. Oh, not rotherlin not not in the Netherlands. This is another place in the UK fuckle ham
[00:52:30] But they you know I mean they're all the fuckles Barry's covering up child rape in the UK because it's like a big part of their culture
[00:52:36] Right. It's one of the pillars of it. Yeah child rape packages the literal prince is a child rapist
[00:52:47] You guys rother ham child sexual exploitation scandal
[00:52:51] And then when you click on it wikipedia is it gives you a 503 error. So you're not a
[00:52:56] You're not allowed to read that article. You're not allowed to read the
[00:53:00] Um, yeah, we're gonna have child sexual abuse. They can turn the town of rother ham
[00:53:06] Oh, here we go. There's also the rockdale child sex abuse ring
[00:53:10] And that one's also not available. Are you sure such a general white and shadow white and british police ignore
[00:53:16] Pakistani gangs abusing 1400 rother ham children 1400. Yeah, what the fuck?
[00:53:23] Sir rampant child abuse ignored and abetted by the police emerging out of british down rother ham till now it's scale and scope would have been inconceivable in civilized country
[00:53:31] It's origins. However, lying something quite ordinary with one labor mp called not wanting to rock the multicultural community boat
[00:53:38] That's insane. Imagine following case 14 year girl is taken into care by the social services unit tower
[00:53:43] She lives because her parents are drug addicted and she's neglected and that's her in school
[00:53:49] They were just raping a whole crew of like pimp daddy pop a pop us wow of like paca standing cherry popping daddy
[00:53:57] Pakistani guys who finally got the curfew on on midnight. Yeah from their conservative father
[00:54:04] And they're going out and they're getting
[00:54:06] Jesus fucking christ well, maybe you're right. Maybe they're trying to be more british
[00:54:11] Maybe they're doing this their way of trying to assimilate. This is why becoming child molesters. There's nothing more british
[00:54:19] Yeah, it was over 15 years though. So you're talking about less than 100 girls a year
[00:54:23] Yeah, that's I mean i'd sex traffic of any women by myself. You have really tried. Yeah, is that so yeah
[00:54:30] Because to me those those seem like really high. I'm first of all my understanding of sex traffic is you invite a woman over your apartment
[00:54:37] You're unable to get hard and then they get stuck in an uber for an hour and a half trying to go back to Jersey
[00:54:43] Oh, yeah, well in that case, I'm also a sex traffic. That's what I think sex trafficking
[00:54:49] Is when a woman comes to your apartment in the blue chute does nothing
[00:54:52] You have to take six. Yeah, even get a little movement on right and then then most of you're having an allergic reaction you have a headache
[00:54:58] Yeah, yeah, your ears are hot. I'm like well, I'm hard now, but I can't fuck is all my eyes for yeah
[00:55:12] I got my pants off, but I'm still wearing a hoodie and a hat
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[00:55:32] You're gonna and you should try this because it let me I get they'll give you the guarantee
[00:55:36] It will fuck you up. It will 100% you get fucked up now go there and buy it look
[00:55:41] We don't have fucking you know, we used to make the reads all funny or whatever
[00:55:45] Right and now I'm I'm trying to this the last year's show. I'm not I'm not holding back dude
[00:55:49] I'm gonna talk about my politics dude about time. I've been telling you this
[00:55:56] Child sex abuse which will immediately make the the leftist dorks that listen to the show brace for some anti-chappo language
[00:56:04] But then I make it even worse by saying those women deserve to be raped right and then the show becomes fun for me only
[00:56:12] Right, right, right which is all I ever wanted that's true. But anyways point is is
[00:56:18] We waste some precious time doing these fucking reads
[00:56:21] So true man and so fucking true because you know, we've got a I coach little league you do
[00:56:27] I gotta be out of here. So you have any other brown on white news you want to talk about Nick
[00:56:33] I'm sorry. Didn't you start this show talking about fucking how you were not disgusted that a black person
[00:56:42] When you were at oh that was off Mike. Sorry. Oh, right?
[00:56:45] I don't I forget the right problem. You're tired making things up. Oh, no, I'm making things up. Dude. You know exactly what I'm talking
[00:57:06] All i'm saying is if you go buy the fucking delt day gummies they will fuck you up it is drugs
[00:57:11] It should be illegal, but because it's not because of subsection 22 a of the farm bill
[00:57:19] You can buy this shit now go use promo code come town or come town 20 buy this shit
[00:57:24] So I don't have to deal with emails. That's all I don't I don't want I don't want to deal with emails
[00:57:32] I don't care if they drop us as a client. Well, maybe they should pay us. They should pay us for the read
[00:57:39] I'm done with them. I'm not doing them anymore
[00:57:44] When I was growing up old folks. They didn't have to do email that as that is actually true
[00:57:48] You know, I don't like you don't know how to use a computer grandpa and it's like bitch
[00:57:52] I was in the navy. I fuck I got chlamydia from africans
[00:57:56] Right the fuck do you mean? I don't know how to use fuck you fuck the computer
[00:58:01] Yeah, I raped my way all up and down the south china c
[00:58:05] In the service of uncle sand at one point my dick was green
[00:58:13] The fuck I don't know how to use aol. I'm gonna pull my cock out right now. You can look at it
[00:58:18] You can fucking look at it. It's there's not a wrinkle on the thing. You know why 40 years of fucking chemical peels
[00:58:25] induced by stds that somebody got from a spider
[00:58:32] That's fucking awesome. The only medicine they had in those countries was coconuts, right?
[00:58:37] Different types of fucking different parts of the coconut
[00:58:41] So when you're fucking you got you have to become a man you got your manhood set
[00:58:45] Ceremony or whatever 3 p.m. You're dicks covered in bullet ants. Yep, and then you fuck your cousin
[00:58:51] Right because there's only 12 people that live in your village and that's the pussy everyone's sharing
[00:58:56] And then I come out to liberate these people from the fucking nips
[00:59:00] And then I fuck that right now. This is what my dick now my dick looks like that
[00:59:05] Why don't you tell your little computer friends that tell you the fucking friends about my dick and that's robbed for me because I didn't have a war
[00:59:13] Yeah, we didn't get to have a war we didn't get that granted we bombed my entire life my entire adolescence
[00:59:18] We have been killing other people we've killed probably
[00:59:24] Mm-hmm, but that I didn't know I didn't get to go. I wasn't what they didn't report that on the news
[00:59:29] So I didn't know that I could enlist yeah, I was watching and defend my country. I was watching family guy and learning learning with different types of weed
[00:59:38] Yeah, I was learning all the there used to be a million types of weed and now it's legal and there's now
[00:59:44] There's just a million types of not weed right such as died smoke. Yeah
[00:59:49] Which thank you to the former all I ever wanted was to have my piss burn after fucking, you know a woman that looks like Lando Calrissian's
[01:00:00] To go to war and to have that and I would have stayed off the computer that got taken away from me
[01:00:06] So the least you can do is go to delta died smoke calm buy that shit
[01:00:13] All right, and I can just I can sit at home and masturbate to the idea of having become infertile doing war crimes and impotent from war crimes
[01:00:27] Man well, it would have been cool to be part of the greatest generation. No
[01:00:36] They didn't even growing up. You've never even seen a Chinese person
[01:00:40] And then you're over there and war and you're like are you saying we can fuck them?
[01:00:47] Doc doc are you saying it's all right to fuck them because you know some of those guys
[01:00:52] Some of those fight if you're like from a farm in Missouri
[01:00:55] You know there's like two people there's the guy you bought milk off and that's the only person you've known
[01:01:02] You're right and now you're in the woods
[01:01:03] I guarantee you one of them like fuck the Chinese or Vietnamese and then probably had sex with a chimpanzee
[01:01:09] Thinking that was like the same thing. Yeah
[01:01:16] I didn't know her brother was off limits
[01:01:21] Well, I guess I deserve this what she call it HIV
[01:01:30] Stays but there's nothing in the Bible about that
[01:01:39] Maybe he can say a prayer for me and I'll get what you say it was my tea sales back
[01:01:45] What you say was I lost Doc is my tea sales
[01:01:48] That would really suck to get AIDS in the service well, but I didn't know there was a difference between the hut people and
[01:01:56] What they're telling me is in the Rangutan. I
[01:01:59] I thought it was the grandma of the tribe and I thought I'd be modest
[01:02:09] I thought maybe I'd be doing my Christian duty to have intercourse with the early is one of the tribe
[01:02:16] So we're not to feel as laceras as some of my brothers in my platoon
[01:02:22] What immediately going through the big titty bimbo
[01:02:28] But then I done and did it I got HIV from an
[01:02:36] Wow, dude, and that's what that's in Vietnam. Yes, it's in red line. Okay. It's a movie the thin red line. Oh, I haven't seen
[01:02:44] No, yeah, that's all from them. Well, it's really good. What are you saying? I got again
[01:02:58] Let's get the fucking spin-off dude. Let's get the fucking reboot. Yeah, we're goomer has HIV. He keeps getting it's a different episode
[01:03:04] I'll hold did you fuck that or rangutan? I thought it was the grandma
[01:03:25] Well, I guess you could say then I averted disaster by getting a chaffy from the orangutan
[01:03:37] You just slowly dying the rest of the season
[01:03:43] Turns out my HIV was cured by being irradiated by one of the test sites
[01:04:02] Oh gomerpile US. Oh, he was in the Marine Corps. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Well a jughead. Yeah, or a jar head jar head
[01:04:11] Jughead was the comic right. She's friend
[01:04:16] Right so fucking fag head. That's what they call. Mm-hmm. I don't think that was in there. Jughead sounds like a slur
[01:04:25] Like about a group of people big head, I suppose that's true. I hope people don't get
[01:04:30] Don't try to cancel me over saying those 1400 girls are to be right. Did you say that? Yeah, cuz they're British though
[01:04:37] Oh, right. So I was I was on some like let's check these mayo ass
[01:04:42] Right because who are the whitest people in the world and they're the colonizer. Yeah, that's my thing is like
[01:04:49] I'm specifically those girls who had horrible parents that abandoned the you know obviously naturally I'm mad about Ukraine
[01:04:55] You know I get here about this because I've worn people for years
[01:04:58] I said if you know you've over Donald Trump. This is what's gonna happen. Mm-hmm. I said, you know, he's just gonna fucking
[01:05:05] Feel and then of course Donald Trump gets elected and then you know he loses the election
[01:05:10] But then two and a half years later fucking look at look at us
[01:05:13] That fucking happens, you know and but but so I'm mad about it
[01:05:17] But I also want to make sure that I'm not supporting any of the mayo ass Nazi of course Ukrainian soldiers
[01:05:24] Right because that ain't it. Yes, that is not it. No, it's not it. You show me some of the
[01:05:30] Ally white women. Well Ukrainian soldiers. Those the ones. That's who I got the blue and white out for blue and yellow
[01:05:39] Yeah, well I have personally I have it out for
[01:05:42] Tony Sopranos mistress in the first season cheesy crazy. Oh missing the leg
[01:05:48] No, that's just a cousin, but they're both Ukrainian. Yeah. Yeah, I'm talking about the those are some tough broads
[01:05:53] Yeah, no, it's true like that is hot like those guys like it must be a nightmare right now for mail order bride guys
[01:06:00] Because they can't see if you go on Chad today the day the invasion had me go on chatter
[01:06:04] But there's a lot of girls just using their phone and they're the thing was like this is bombs going off in the background
[01:06:09] They're like this may have been my last broadcast. Oh my god. We're like show pussy
[01:06:18] Damn can I see your sweet pussy before you die
[01:06:28] Just camming is a Titanic is sinking respect you know, I'll do what you fucking love like the guys playing the fucking violin
[01:06:35] Yeah, yeah, she's she has a love it's just it's been an absolute honor to masturbate with you
[01:06:56] My dick is more than shit moats my dick is
[01:06:59] I'm pulling it. Yeah, what are they gonna? What are they gonna hit Titanic on for J Blue Ray?
[01:07:04] Trust you see the team on there came in I'm right
[01:07:09] I watched I watched it. I don't know if I ever said on the show
[01:07:11] But I used to have a recurring dream about for breezio dying and getting real sad about it as a kid
[01:07:16] Hmm, I mean that Jack's friend for breezio he drowns I guess crushed by the fucking oh, he gets crushed by the by the
[01:07:25] The tower the tower is that the whatever the fuck that yeah, I
[01:07:31] Don't remember how he died. I remember him dying and be like yeah, he's like yeah, he's fucking jacks Jack's
[01:07:37] Time friend then Jack just gets his ticket. Yeah
[01:07:40] Is that how it works? No, they they both go on and they both go on at the same time
[01:07:44] But he's not in the movie at all. Yeah, but there's also like multiple YouTube tributes to
[01:07:50] What is a truly memorable character? Yeah?
[01:07:56] For breezy it for like the very beginning right the very beginning they're running on the boat
[01:08:00] Yeah, they're running to the boat. They're running to the boat and then maybe pops up ladies like Jack
[01:08:06] I got a bit of bit of bit of bit of bit timely a spicy
[01:08:11] They win that they win the tickets in a card game if I remember yeah, yeah, it's a good movie. That's an unlucky draw
[01:08:18] Yeah, you'd rather have lost you'd rather floss, but you get if you fall in love
[01:08:23] True for you tie true and she doesn't let you oh yeah, that's right. I forgot
[01:08:27] He doesn't like you on the damn door with her well apparently it's a matter of buoyancy or some shit
[01:08:32] No, she's a dumb bitch. That's what James Cameron says. He's a fucking liar. Oh, he finally answered that question
[01:08:38] He said it was like the weight or whatever. It wouldn't float to people
[01:08:44] That's so stupid. He's a fucker like he's a shit. Yeah
[01:08:47] Yeah, why even answer the question? It's like I don't know because it's here's a fucking stupid because he needs to die
[01:08:54] At the end of the movie exactly that's the answer that's the answer
[01:08:57] It's like because oh yeah, you're right the movie should and they were they both go on the door and they fall in love
[01:09:03] And they live happily ever after yeah, why don't you make that movie you fucking cunt tell them talk to them
[01:09:09] I thought he should let me I should just go with James Cameron. You should you should you look a lot like him. Yeah
[01:09:16] Look like that Tom from Finland guy. Yeah, we both
[01:09:20] Much smaller dick. No like insanely smaller
[01:09:30] No, no, no, no size no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay. Goodbye folks