Cum Town | Regular | 03/24/2022
[00:00:07] do it's okay you don't have to start a big deal to take your phone call
[00:00:12] you take your phone call you take your phone call
[00:00:16] i forgot to hit record on the master channel
[00:00:21] but just again a reminder whenever that happens you can be we're gonna take
[00:00:32] because you talk to me and i'm really talking to yourself yeah i'm talking to
[00:00:37] okay first of all you're talking to to to the most intersectional
[00:00:41] famous or true at a swag up intersectional white who don't know
[00:00:48] that's not his name is on my name his name is it
[00:00:51] don't use me don't use my huckleberry fin name
[00:00:57] it's a great question i'm trying to just get better at making it sound like
[00:01:01] i actually said right because that sounds good don't it
[00:01:05] you know what you do a little bit of the first so constantly you can it's got to
[00:01:08] be barely in there you guys can be barely like
[00:01:12] out here and you know it sounds like that
[00:01:15] no it does don't ever don't act like a fucking right now okay whoa whoa
[00:01:19] dude that was not a too good that it may be uncomfortable yeah but i didn't
[00:01:22] say that we didn't actually you know i felt like you did well isolate the
[00:01:27] i thought you said we can't do that we can't know that's a problem is i'm
[00:01:32] for not gonna ask you're gonna mix them what i used to do is i used to record
[00:01:36] and then i would bring these in and just use this
[00:01:42] uh... and then that's more fun for like chopping stuff up but then i started
[00:01:45] just recording the master and then not giving a fuck because it keeps the
[00:01:48] file size down because the blueberry foxes in the ass would be
[00:01:51] yeah can i say something can we cut the
[00:01:54] quality and half maybe yeah cut the best it's as low as you can go
[00:02:02] iPhone voice member well we had a sweet deal back when we were shouting
[00:02:05] by the way if you want to start podcast you shout engine
[00:02:10] and then you know it was like you couldn't get in contact with them because they
[00:02:15] and they guys like i'd cancer my wife died and i'm like bro unacceptable
[00:02:19] welcome what i look like your fucking therapist business i'm
[00:02:23] you're hosting me on your platform are you free you're the company that's been
[00:02:26] giving us free hosting for years without a single question
[00:02:38] you you don't want to don't turn a mouse into a
[00:02:44] that's not the fable or whatever the story a stops a table
[00:02:49] a stop rock remember how cool that guy was
[00:02:52] i'm not real that music was a stop rock
[00:02:55] that's that's so how that definitive jux all this
[00:03:05] yeah backpack right this is this how cool i got my hand over the mic yeah
[00:03:09] i know after me saying backpack i'm gonna get a DM from a pissed off guy
[00:03:13] no because that's what all that music was that fucking
[00:03:16] no you're not yeah no one cares a million planets and planets and
[00:03:20] invading each other for races you never like
[00:03:23] lyrical what were those guys fuck there's a
[00:03:26] perfect example and it was funny too because like genre they had a name for
[00:03:30] the atmosphere yeah it was all it was all that like definitive jux
[00:03:33] record label they had all those guys knows uh rhyme saiers
[00:03:37] and uh and they jedi or anti-con also there's someone called jedi
[00:03:42] jedi mind tricks jedi mind tricks real fucked up yeah yeah yeah
[00:03:46] but real violent anyways they all fucking uh yeah they had a name for it that was
[00:03:51] like intelligent hip-hop that's all something like idea
[00:03:55] yeah something like that i remember like yeah
[00:03:58] they would not suppose back when people would be like i don't like rap i like
[00:04:01] hip-hop right it was like a fucking distinction
[00:04:04] right yeah yeah that was like it was funny i like my
[00:04:08] rapper's not to get pussy yeah i remember having a conversation with
[00:04:11] a girl one time because throughout my life people like what kind of music do
[00:04:14] like i would just say i don't like music yeah because it's it's such a bullshit
[00:04:18] question it's like it doesn't fucking man it's like such you know it just
[00:04:21] annoyed me it's too general a question she's like she's like you
[00:04:25] dude but there probably there's gotta be so you know like pressing me on it or
[00:04:28] whatever right i'm like i don't know i mean i guess i like i was like i guess
[00:04:31] i like rap or whatever and i forget who i even named so she's like okay so you
[00:04:35] don't like rap you like hip-hop or whatever i'm like see
[00:04:37] this is why i don't have this conversation you don't like rap you're
[00:04:39] gonna make this fucking it's like yeah obnoxious distinction
[00:04:42] yeah how about you rap your lips around my nuts
[00:04:46] yeah fucking bitch how about we fucking pull the car over
[00:04:49] we pull the car over i put i put your head behind the back tire
[00:04:53] and we crush it like a fucking melon in a hippo's mouth
[00:04:57] okay yeah how about we do that how about a little extreme how about i
[00:05:02] oh my they call me the i'm like the tony hawk of domestic violence
[00:05:09] you know he was the first person to slap his bitch i was the first i did the
[00:05:13] 900 was like the first thing i i was again
[00:05:16] tony hawk was kind of like the Naomi Russell yeah
[00:05:19] no shut up what don't try and start this again
[00:05:24] i won i'm sorry everyone just wait till the fuck wait till sunday i make a really
[00:05:28] good point he makes a one of the stupid points over
[00:05:30] all right okay you know i always thought was a weird coincidence is that his
[00:05:33] name is tony hawk yeah but then his skateboard company was called birdhouse
[00:05:38] yeah birdhouse isn't that weird that's crazy that's why you just assign that
[00:05:41] company yeah and they had no idea the guy yeah this named after a bird
[00:05:46] yeah that's life's kind of crazy i might try i might do that as a bit
[00:05:51] what's the best guy i might say like you ever notice how tony hawk
[00:05:56] his company's got birdhouse just like a jia
[00:05:59] yes who's the bird yeah where'd that come from the guy he's the bird
[00:06:05] how are you gonna call a man a bird that isn't jewish
[00:06:08] doesn't have a big old beak you know i mean tony hawk does have a big nose i
[00:06:12] think he kind of does yeah he's so cool
[00:06:15] shot you fucking fold it fast what do you mean
[00:06:20] oh we're supposed to be dissing the coolest guy ever
[00:06:23] but your your energy kind of switched first of all vastly he introduced me to
[00:06:27] some of my favorite music ever the fucking mighty mighty gold
[00:06:32] finger is superman is one of the best songs
[00:06:36] but i'm just eating just a summon yeah what's going on
[00:06:41] it really is so funny the grown men listen to scott
[00:06:44] they don't they don't yeah it's literally just Ian it's just Ian
[00:06:48] because you know in comp like comedians they they you know they they're all they
[00:06:51] like the gay is shit like wrestling whatever
[00:06:54] batman or whatever yeah there's not a crew of scott comics i bet you there
[00:06:59] really is there is no no no and skanks fest scott scott scott
[00:07:03] scott boys no scott peterson maybe skanks fest
[00:07:07] scott peterson is gonna be uh zooming in to the
[00:07:17] though that picture that that guy with his red hair is so awesome
[00:07:21] he was straight i'm just trying to flee the way he got he bleached it like
[00:07:25] mid like 90s style i thought it was red he was driving to mexico or was he
[00:07:29] initially red no he had black hair and then he's like i gotta change my look
[00:07:34] for my escape so he bleached his hair like they gotta go tee or something
[00:07:37] right yeah i could have swore he dyed his hair red yeah
[00:07:41] and what do you do he killed his wife lacy lacy she's pregnant
[00:07:46] yeah well he killed her acid or pussy with acid while she was sleeping
[00:07:50] whoa yeah she tripped super hard was he trying to
[00:07:53] get it smaller i don't know what he's trying to do i think he read it in the
[00:08:01] that's how you think i think you heard about it scott peterson heard about
[00:08:05] putting bleached women's pussy's from the hindu stand times yeah
[00:08:08] what's it what's it like a anglo-phile thing called whole harming
[00:08:12] in the field they call it whole harming what i said it's like an
[00:08:16] indio file what's the word um is there a word for it or is no one a fan of
[00:08:21] india no there's plenty of people that like that shit yeah
[00:08:24] what is it like yoga they're like you know you you got it sit across legged at
[00:08:28] the edge of a mountain curry favor is that it
[00:08:32] no no there's no like frank file for india curry favor is the word no
[00:08:38] you're looking for that's not curry you know you could curry favor with an
[00:08:41] indian if you are what what adam is talking about i'm a hindu
[00:08:45] a hindu stand i hindu stand actually would would make sense
[00:08:50] right that doesn't make sense i hindu stand
[00:08:54] dear am adam why why did you prompt that joke
[00:08:57] stop a stop gave you the punchline you needed and you just ignore it and go
[00:09:00] back on your phone no i'm trying to do it like
[00:09:04] you're like a halo-coo you're isn't a fucking swish
[00:09:08] the perfect answer to that punchline joke right in it and you're looking at
[00:09:12] fucking life you know what the the rudeness doesn't even bother me
[00:09:17] because i know you're the one you're the one being rude
[00:09:22] and you're being criticized here's the thing when we do a dark alliance
[00:09:27] episode which is the name for you guys are the the original or whatever
[00:09:32] uh yes og or something when nich and i do an
[00:09:36] episode it's oh no no you think it's called
[00:09:38] kalasico kalasico yeah when naked i do it it's the dark alliance
[00:09:43] and i will say this he is uh he is relatively polite
[00:09:49] wow that's great but yeah it's true it's show business
[00:09:57] then look the answer is neither this don't add or real
[00:10:02] okay hearing the rudeness coming the real me today does nothing because
[00:10:07] i'm just so happy that i'm with the the two of you right
[00:10:12] right so if i if i have both of my friends in this room right now
[00:10:16] i will gladly let nich uh abuse me well what the fuck were you even
[00:10:21] googling because you brought it up in the idea of
[00:10:23] file so what's the name i don't know i can't find how
[00:10:26] fucking long as you take the figure out because you made fun of me for googling
[00:10:29] because you were in doing so is the answer but the phone down
[00:10:33] you're doing jones news stand was the answer but it's not they don't
[00:10:37] have they have other religions there they've
[00:10:41] seek seek seeker seeking arrangements seeking arrangements there you try to get
[00:10:50] mmm that would be awesome do you know what i think you should be like a she
[00:10:53] daddy you know what i think is that those guys actually did have something to
[00:11:04] dude last year's your blue guys you guys miss it during my set
[00:11:11] and i had a minute repeat what he said it was a take that i've never heard
[00:11:14] before and it gave me life just here i was like that is an absolutely new one
[00:11:19] that's also that he was alleging that you were here for it
[00:11:30] no no it really liked i charged me up okay he he was a legend one of the
[00:11:34] thing to use you know that the cramer video
[00:11:41] that the government the powers that be we've gone a little too far with
[00:11:45] letting regular as people think they understand how
[00:11:51] they just take the case they would a podcast they take anything and they say
[00:11:57] what do you even know what a side up is yeah what's the goal
[00:12:01] and your side to get the funniest you just say it's a funny video will carry
[00:12:05] sign felt that you're just saying something's fake
[00:12:08] and let me tell you what pal yep well of king
[00:12:12] there's no reason for that video to be fake
[00:12:15] that's that was the point that i was making and also the people that are
[00:12:19] doing the site was the point that i'm making right now that people that were
[00:12:23] are doing the side up so not the ones i want to propagate anti-semitism if you
[00:12:28] they're probably a little bit the other thing we know you mean
[00:12:33] the name of my old scab and actually but it was the protocols of the elders of
[00:12:41] you know it's funny is that could be in scab and
[00:12:56] forgot about the scot thing i'm getting mad at you
[00:13:00] i'm just in here getting mad at him he's just trying to ride around on that
[00:13:07] but i don't know that that that that gold figure song is what if my parents
[00:13:16] right and i wouldn't wear sunglasses and have sideburns
[00:13:23] i'm wearing a bowler i don't think i don't think people even like scott just
[00:13:30] it has nothing to do with the music itself
[00:13:36] cold words are recently at the tower yet
[00:13:43] i'm putting all my money in diapers dot com
[00:13:47] i'm gonna be a billionaire you know it's funny it's like most of those most of the
[00:14:03] we all do now it is a website looks like they were good i do you know it's
[00:14:15] you think anybody was trying to do campsites then
[00:14:22] i don't think i don't think the bandwidth existed for that that's true
[00:14:29] yet you know i still remember just fucking going on
[00:14:32] there's a website where they have pictures of a girl wrestlers with their
[00:14:40] bang brothers dot com of course a classic move
[00:14:46] that's all you need was those previews still all i need
[00:14:50] that was a golden age so you scroll through
[00:14:57] but they never show you her taking the not which that was the only problem
[00:15:01] they gotta pay you gotta pay they show you everything else back then they
[00:15:05] got a really really show you her eating not
[00:15:07] strong which is one of my favorite parts
[00:15:17] i i i i and watch in pornography watching her each is more cream pie
[00:15:21] for the you like to see how they how the but how they handle a bus i like the
[00:15:27] other than a glass underneath put it in a glass
[00:15:32] make her breakfast breakfast put it on what put it on what
[00:15:38] treat her right if you put coming on what you probably could trick a lot of
[00:15:44] it feels like an omelet is one of the the most like seamless places you could
[00:15:48] really use on their good i had a lot of shit
[00:15:53] a mom what what would be the number one way to trick somebody to eat and come
[00:15:58] i think omelet i'm i'm voting omelet we're baked good
[00:16:01] of some sort of baked good yeah brownies you probably can't taste the cum
[00:16:06] that's true but it takes a lot more time to make a baked good
[00:16:10] you gotta really hate the guy that much more
[00:16:16] you have a lot of time to think about it yeah you really have to plot
[00:16:19] but i also i like omelet because it's keeps it savory
[00:16:24] you know i don't want to have a just i don't want to have a dessert
[00:16:27] right bomb calm is calm is uh come is the same come as a main course
[00:16:31] oh yeah come is not yeah it's not a dessert it's disrespectful
[00:16:42] milkshake smoothies in general milkshake is kind of a you know again
[00:16:45] intermediate intermediate between doesn't it's a
[00:16:48] sweet main course you could put it in a green smoothie and it would taste nasty
[00:16:53] but they would think it's just the green smoothie
[00:16:55] that's the answer like it's healthy if you got it i think you got it
[00:16:58] i still think omelet number one yeah but bro i i just want to go to air
[00:17:06] though classic to air wan that was the road this
[00:17:09] that was one of that stav and i was saying a danny hurts his apartment
[00:17:12] shout out to danny what's danny up to man he's
[00:17:14] danny moved to new york for two years no he didn't hang out one time
[00:17:20] damn it we miss danny we miss danny living in
[00:17:24] you all right what what if the what if like the i love
[00:17:27] i see one of the funniest things ever happened is to bring out your sword
[00:17:31] explain that you happen in case anyone breaks in
[00:17:34] and then somebody breaks in that night and you just hide in your room
[00:17:37] he hid and he the second he heard the guy was gone he came out with this
[00:17:41] katana yeah that guy was awesome that was
[00:17:45] that was one of the funniest things that's ever happened to me
[00:17:48] but just to like even have that come up that you have a katana to deal with
[00:17:52] home invasions right then one one of the easiest
[00:17:55] motivation just by just by chance it happens
[00:17:59] in your like you know your apartment that's behind
[00:18:02] nine sets of locks yeah right it's it's above the airlawn in
[00:18:06] fucking west hall in the grove you live in the middle of the grove yeah
[00:18:10] which is a place where only is Rayleys and grandparents live
[00:18:14] yeah yeah the vibes were hilarious over there
[00:18:17] yeah most furniture was so good honestly most LA sucks at
[00:18:20] dike i like the grove the los angeles you like the grove
[00:18:24] yeah well i like i like my memories of going to the grove with my boys it makes
[00:18:28] me sad truths in the mall what that makes me sad though what do you mean
[00:18:32] i don't know like the like the shopping experience of this like LA just
[00:18:36] represents like a lie to me you're so gay dude no i mean
[00:18:41] you have to make everything so fucking emo it's not emo it's fucking it's a
[00:18:46] it's a it's a hamlet prince at denmark over here what does that mean now you've
[00:18:50] made it get you know oh what how about i make it about home or you had
[00:18:54] him on the ropes i did it like a dent and you had to get you had to get little
[00:18:58] or ead he's never i was like oh wow this is interesting he's never had him for a
[00:19:01] second he's never had me he's never had me on the
[00:19:05] ropes this motherfucker he comes in a little hot and i'm like okay well i got
[00:19:09] a duck around here he's there it is yeah that's true you let him punch himself
[00:19:14] how fucking i'll let you let him give you an opening with her
[00:19:17] counter i understand the difference between the war and the battle
[00:19:23] okay and i'm up baby i've been a hamlet prince at denmark i want to make you
[00:19:28] think you're up but i'm up i'm just repeating what i said to you
[00:19:32] what and i guarantee here's what's going to happen
[00:19:36] ten minutes from now is going to say LA is depressed like is depressing the
[00:19:40] grove is depressed well no he'll say it represents a lie
[00:19:42] yeah and not two not nine ten minutes in the like two weeks five yeah exactly
[00:19:47] next episode next regular episode no but honestly LA does
[00:19:54] represent i it does it's enjoyed it yeah it's like but i never want to live
[00:19:59] there they don't like kind of how to create
[00:20:00] trip and you were working they create these like little areas that are like
[00:20:04] you know like a shopping experience or nice but they don't clean up enough
[00:20:07] around it to make it like you know it's oh yeah yeah it's too like there's
[00:20:11] not enough it's a bad it's like those bath fitter commercials
[00:20:14] really exactly will repair your rule remodel your bathroom in
[00:20:18] seven hours yeah like all they do is put it on over your sheet exactly it's not
[00:20:22] enough of a demarcation so it's like it's like this is like i'm supposed to
[00:20:27] enjoy this arc light theater when there's
[00:20:29] literally a homeless person under my seat yeah but in New York we have the
[00:20:35] same no New York is a few minutes New York in New York it feels like a tapestry
[00:20:39] though it doesn't feel like like that's there's like
[00:20:43] there's something different the homeless are decoration yeah
[00:20:45] now they're not they're decoration in LA right they're just old decorations
[00:20:50] that they haven't gotten rid of yet right it's this constant process because
[00:20:53] they don't have seasons there that's true they don't have nature to dictate
[00:20:56] like the temple life in the winter right so they have to do it with like
[00:21:00] you know changing storefronts and homeless people confusing well like if
[00:21:03] i was gonna be homeless i'd want to live in a place without winter
[00:21:06] yeah when i was in boston i was like why would you be
[00:21:09] holding the shows ending at the end of the year so yeah you gotta figure out
[00:21:13] where you want to be homeless yeah probably um i listen i still think
[00:21:17] district i still think we should get together
[00:21:20] first week of january yeah record 72 whatever however hours we need
[00:21:25] i'm down bro and we'll get another we'll sneak another year out of the
[00:21:28] i'm down if you want to do that cut the episodes down to 30 minutes 30 minutes
[00:21:32] we keep the patreon no no free episodes just patreon just
[00:21:36] becomes just paying patreon plus all the patreon episodes are in their entirety
[00:21:41] exactly and ad read yeah yes so and then the patreon goes up and then we'll
[00:21:45] eat we'll patreon goes up to 11 dollars a month yep
[00:21:48] for ad free yep and then what that means is that we just we turn off your
[00:21:53] downloads you don't get the episode at all right you're free
[00:21:57] yeah you can thank us but as soon as you stop paying we start giving them back
[00:22:01] you get that now you get the episode in case you think you're gonna be
[00:22:05] cute and game the system by fucking doing the opposite of that to get them for
[00:22:10] free anyways 35 dollar fine every time every time you're
[00:22:15] discovered and we are litigious men yeah oh yeah
[00:22:20] we have dersh with honor and judge steve harp is in our pocket we're paying
[00:22:25] them off mm-hmm yeah no judge steve gravey
[00:22:30] oh shit i guess we got to talk about diet smoke dot oh right oh yeah dude
[00:22:36] the ads are the best man because once you start getting tired doing the
[00:22:40] episodes like oh there's an ad yeah then we can talk for seven minutes
[00:22:43] between ads and then whoop there's another that's why we've come up with
[00:22:46] the system where we do the harder episode first that's right
[00:22:50] and fuck with fuck the listener experience
[00:22:54] well anyway folks diet smoke is the perfect medium high
[00:22:58] so fucking true if you're wanting to bring balance to your day
[00:23:02] diet smokes delta eight gummies are the answer for you
[00:23:06] i agree whole fucking cockadly there and guess what they're also legal because
[00:23:11] of the farm bill and some sort of loophole yeah
[00:23:15] um they're perfectly balanced 100 percent legal
[00:23:18] non-prescription that means no awkward visits to the doctor i hate having to go
[00:23:30] and their hemp derived and they come from american grown hemp
[00:23:35] that's i don't know i took me years ago
[00:23:39] seizing into the mic huge one too a really nice one just to keep filling the
[00:23:43] mike probably stop yeah it's disgusting it's dripping right now to be rude
[00:23:48] that's a good move the t hc that gives cannabis is popular popular and
[00:23:53] desired effects is technically called delta nine t hc wait really yes
[00:24:00] uh because i had run out of diet smoke which i love so much the product
[00:24:03] which we use exclusively which i use exclusively if i can
[00:24:07] and i had enjoyed it so much i give it to so many friends
[00:24:11] that i had run out and i was going to go to my bodega to buy more delta eight
[00:24:14] an inferior version yeah and i was going to be sad because i really wanted
[00:24:18] diet smoke um so i go to my bodega he was like hey we've got a new version of
[00:24:23] delta eight it's called delta nine so they're just
[00:24:27] selling weed at a wall doesn't know that's so fine
[00:24:32] shout out to the bodega is an all-starium and just selling weed right now
[00:24:35] diet smoke let's go to the website diet smoke
[00:24:38] um so delta hthc is also natural to the cannabis plant
[00:24:43] they got it's simply less potent they got two flavors
[00:24:46] flavors one for what i like to call mayo america blue raspberries delta
[00:24:51] e-commis and then they got the watermelon for the place and well they
[00:24:54] anyone can have either flavor anyone can have either flavor but
[00:24:57] largely you look at the marketing and it's pretty clear what
[00:25:00] it's i think that marketing is all blue similar across demographic
[00:25:04] yeah i think you're just reading it crypts and bloods boys and girls white
[00:25:08] and blacks and this is what we're doing we're tying our
[00:25:13] blue band the first thing underneath that says perfectly balanced
[00:25:16] mm-hmm what do you think that means that means race racially balanced you got a
[00:25:20] white flavor black flavor enjoy the smooth buzz of diet smoke design to
[00:25:23] produce softer high than delta nine looking to get the scales of justice
[00:25:27] obviously weighed wave over on one side which what do you think that means
[00:25:32] black people go to jail justice system more often that's a good point
[00:25:36] and a hundred percent legal t h c enjoy the peace of mind per section 297
[00:25:42] r a a from the whatever the far real thing
[00:25:45] next thing down here all right a piece of paper with rx on it and
[00:25:50] what do you think that means racially explicit
[00:25:53] i think that means prescription what do you mean it means prescription
[00:25:56] i think that's the kind of fuck this rx mean that is a great question actually
[00:26:01] it's because it never listens to it means racially
[00:26:03] and it's a good question i don't know why it means but i think pharmacies have
[00:26:06] that on because initially medicine you should speak for white white
[00:26:10] family yeah uh-huh and uh but also too it's like you
[00:26:14] know you could make money is uh def jam comedian and that's why
[00:26:18] and also so medicine was only for white people that's why
[00:26:22] we have voodoo mm-hmm that's correct the east and then also
[00:26:25] Confucianism yeah because you have you have why you're
[00:26:29] grinding up dragon scales and shit like that yeah they had to make their own
[00:26:32] medicine so but now but now we let the chinese
[00:26:35] maker now the chinese make our medicine yeah
[00:26:42] so folks anyway it'll make you hot was there any other
[00:26:46] proof you have yeah the hams derive and that kind of looks like a flower but
[00:26:50] if you if you consider that perhaps instead of a leaf
[00:26:54] this is actually a fan that's missing one of the blades
[00:26:59] ah yeah good oh nice sneeze up this sneezy boys
[00:27:06] um what is it oh fuck that one came from deep from my soul
[00:27:11] can't be all bicom dude it's a nice bike that's a nice day i got a nice i got a
[00:27:15] new bike you see it that's nice it's cute yeah it's nice yeah i'm happy
[00:27:19] it's cute so it produces similar but milder effects to regular THC delta
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[00:27:32] how old do you have to be to purchase diet smoke
[00:27:35] there is currently no 41 wink wink yeah there's no current
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[00:27:45] diet smoke lab tested yes all products of ours will come
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[00:28:00] we shipped to all u.s states for delta eight is legal
[00:28:03] we cannot ship to Alaska, Colorado, Delaware, Idaho, Iowa, Montana, Rhode Island, or
[00:28:08] Vermont which those places suck yeah we call those
[00:28:11] the states that's rude you didn't even know what i said he didn't say anything
[00:28:17] he just pressed the B button i've never said anything
[00:28:20] i've never said a single slur on this show that is false
[00:28:24] how about uh you remember yak backs yeah i don't
[00:28:28] i'm having a home loan too no that was a tiger talk boy
[00:28:31] oh yak back was like this you're absolutely right
[00:28:35] wow this is impressive that's skipping a fucking beat yeah taking an extra
[00:28:39] breath in these are these were yak backs oh yeah yeah yeah
[00:28:43] say thing you say something and you play it this is a little tape recorder
[00:28:49] but uh very distinct early 90s i remember you them now
[00:28:57] we had the fucking translucency and the fucking you know
[00:29:01] neonate neonish colors and brightness and she liked that
[00:29:05] yeah yeah little circuit board in there but mainly the lettering is what was
[00:29:09] distinctly early 90s to me hmm anyway folks here's what you do my
[00:29:13] point is die it's one of these for kids but it's um
[00:29:18] like a beep you know so kids can be like on the playground or whatever be like
[00:29:23] tag your head and it's be like oh yeah well you're a fucking
[00:29:28] and then the other kids are like whoa and that was commercial
[00:29:33] yeah yeah oh it's like gay kids imagine you're calling your friends a bunch of
[00:29:37] f***ing f***ing and now you can say without getting in trouble at school
[00:29:42] as a teacher's like who has her homework it's like who has herpes you dump f***ing
[00:29:47] f***ing you got it from your f***ing boyfriend who has f***ing f***ing
[00:29:51] you suck f***ing he's a f***ing f***ing
[00:30:03] and she was like go to the prince's office it's like for saying what yeah
[00:30:07] I just know what happened you said f*** like three or four times by
[00:30:10] f***ing yeah you called me a slut be the coolest kid in school with the
[00:30:15] gack-back beep tell your parents just suck your f***ing dick we f***ing
[00:30:26] we're still getting we're still figuring out the timing
[00:30:31] there is a delay sometimes i would love that man i want to shoot that as a
[00:30:35] commercial you should get with the f***ing thing
[00:30:39] but it's got to be done in the style of early 90s commercials where the toy is
[00:30:43] always like it's got to seem like it's way better
[00:30:46] of course like the sensor that's like you know it's like barely audible
[00:30:50] yeah yeah in real life god damn there was nothing more f***ing annoying than
[00:30:54] getting the actual toy and it was just like go to the
[00:30:57] f***ing hospital get your f***ing checked out because you got f***ing age
[00:31:02] b***h b***h the principal was like well i guess he didn't say anything
[00:31:08] wrong i guess your f***ing wife is cheating on you again
[00:31:17] because she knows your dick's too small this is f***ing work anymore
[00:31:22] per principal dickhead principal head content
[00:31:30] yep so that's promo code come town and die at smoke.com
[00:31:35] you'll get a deal you'll get a discount it'll be great and you'll get high
[00:31:39] but in a mellow way in a meld definitely not the actual
[00:31:42] mellow way yeah it's definitely different it's not
[00:31:47] drugs and not a f***ing purely logistical loophole
[00:31:50] yeah not in the non-accident absolutely different yeah it's different and
[00:31:55] legal and cool it is so f***ing annoying we can't just buy
[00:32:00] like edibles we're about to when starting when well they're legal so
[00:32:04] people are like applying for wait really licenses right now is it
[00:32:08] already are they open in jersey yet uh i don't know
[00:32:14] it would be nice to go to jersey get some f***ing it would be nice
[00:32:18] get some f***ing weird uh huh yeah it's um we should do we should uh
[00:32:24] we should figure out when we're getting the summer knocking out the summer
[00:32:28] dude we should do a little trip let's go to the jersey shore
[00:32:31] i would like to i might try to dead oil i was kind of jealous i might try to get
[00:32:34] back into weed hell yeah next time we do a little cabin trip
[00:32:38] oh yeah stav and i were off the tank we were off the
[00:32:42] tincture like oh like whoa i took the one that's a micro
[00:32:46] dose and i was literally dying yeah we got high as f*** at that
[00:32:50] restaurant yeah we were the south hours mean you were
[00:32:53] f***ing suited out of our brains oh man you got that chicken
[00:32:57] pop pie it was so good shout out to the prairie
[00:33:01] what the f*** did i have the fried chicken maybe i think you got the
[00:33:04] fried chicken pop pie looked awesome and i think you did
[00:33:07] uh maybe a two app kind of supplement ain't nothing
[00:33:11] wrong with that brother stav is an expert order
[00:33:14] ain't nothing wrong with that he really goes in with the plan
[00:33:17] damn i can't wait to take my little brother after steaks this week
[00:33:22] put it out here whoa Adam's penis is so small everybody
[00:33:33] do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
[00:33:38] well we tell a woman she stops penis she's like whoa but in a good way
[00:33:43] do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
[00:33:45] dog story no that's whoa yeah whoa yeah
[00:33:48] thunk story yeah whatever nixies a man's penis he blows
[00:33:53] do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
[00:33:58] that's a great beat and i have many have commented on my talent for
[00:34:02] recreating beats with nothing but my mouth yeah
[00:34:04] some of you might have thought we were just playing it back
[00:34:10] pump and here's another one of my famous ones
[00:34:23] oh yeah john molyons harry potter's video
[00:34:37] suck suck my penis dot com suck go on my day
[00:34:44] i will be at carolines on broadway june 23rd through the 25th tickets will be
[00:34:50] available soon keep your eyes on mall dot dog
[00:34:54] my personal website which is fucked up right now
[00:34:58] but hopefully i'll have that fixed soon also being st louis i think soon
[00:35:03] prior to prior to the carolines oh baby and if you're listening this week and
[00:35:07] you're in fucking hot at lana brother i were actually maybe that's next week
[00:35:11] isn't it's next week uh april first in the second i'm at the
[00:35:15] earl in atlanta uh in toronto i added a friday show on
[00:35:19] four fifteen go buy those fucking tickets then i'm in providence watched in dc
[00:35:24] philadelphia and listen subscribe my youtube channel stavi uh youtube dot
[00:35:28] com slash salbi baby i'm posting a lot of stand up there i'm posting shorts but
[00:35:32] i'm also posting longer videos and my special will come out there
[00:35:35] i'm going over the final edits soon for everybody asking thank you it means a
[00:35:39] lot and that should be out in april at some point
[00:35:43] so we just got to figure out yeah just got to figure out the final cut of it and
[00:35:46] you know i'll be in lana and june and i'm dropping
[00:35:49] merch merch soon there's gonna be a merch drop yeah you guys sort of look out
[00:35:54] for them and put my paintings on t-shirts and i'm actually gonna do a balls drop
[00:35:59] into adam's mouth that's not come on dude that's not a plug
[00:36:03] oh you'll be plugged you don't need to plug that for the audience
[00:36:07] yeah batch yeah oh also i'm gonna i'm doing a show in brooklyn at the bell
[00:36:15] 13 i believe so get tickets to that too
[00:36:22] stop you don't miss stop you don't miss slash tour
[00:36:28] so come on taking balls so come on taking balls
[00:36:36] what do you got there the puff bar man puff bar plus yeah it's what adults
[00:36:40] smoke we got uh katange brown jackson is being the new supreme court
[00:36:46] just right now as the new oh i thought she was the
[00:36:50] oh i didn't realize the supreme court what did you think uh the syrup bottle
[00:36:57] why that's not come on man you they don't have
[00:37:04] container they sound similar they don't sound even close to similar i miss
[00:37:08] her and never as the senate had to approve who's on a fucking
[00:37:12] yeah i was on a fucking so i'm maybe i'm sure
[00:37:16] so uh my bad i'm learning politics because i'm trying to fucking like be
[00:37:21] involved and care and actually i appreciate it actually be a
[00:37:25] fucking person that fucking cares it pays attention
[00:37:28] and fucking pays attention we'll do better next time and
[00:37:30] i'm so i'm learning and you're gonna fault me for learning
[00:37:33] i am when i and give me a second because i have to turn around and in the same
[00:37:38] breath immediately criticize somebody for
[00:37:41] not being as not being in my stage of whatever process
[00:37:45] i use to excuse not reading all of my past and present behavior
[00:37:49] as my beautiful process of growth and learning right which is not available
[00:37:55] to you to only exist in me and my timeline and
[00:37:58] everyone else is just a person who is stuck in the past and was incapable of
[00:38:04] growth or they've quote-unquote lost the plot
[00:38:07] because they've lost the plot somehow i myself
[00:38:12] these fucking girls are myself and some of these chud grifters learned and
[00:38:16] discovered now at age 36 that i am actually an intellectual very smart
[00:38:21] person and uh the journalist who just two years ago i
[00:38:25] sat and quietly pretended that you know they'd meet me and respect me and
[00:38:29] we could become friends this is a new character
[00:38:32] no this is a very old character that i've known for a long time
[00:38:39] now this is uh somebody i think somebody could say
[00:38:43] who uh an amigo turned all right all right
[00:38:48] all right what's the opposite of amigo uh i don't know i just flip
[00:38:53] you know all my own not only not only do i know
[00:38:56] do i not know i guarantee you he does not know either because it's that you
[00:38:59] don't learn that until you get to level two of do a lingo spanish
[00:39:04] which you've decided to learn at 36 years old
[00:39:08] because you voted one time and found out your grandfather owned a sombrera
[00:39:13] and now you know now you no longer identify as a white guy after 36 years
[00:39:17] of doing so hey that's nice dude yeah finally
[00:39:22] culture learning languages i want to learn i want to
[00:39:25] marry a foreign bitch and i want to learn her language and i want her to
[00:39:28] learn my language yeah you know we both don't be funny to learn
[00:39:32] chinese but it would be very funny is to learn
[00:39:34] hindu yeah and then do that spanglish thing just
[00:39:37] moving in and out of hindu yeah you're watching indian stand-up comedy
[00:39:41] i have not it's very funny yeah because they have all the mannerisms of
[00:39:44] american comedians but then they just dip in and out of english they have a
[00:39:48] bunch of borrowed words or whatever so like chuktulabakalayana dakurah and
[00:39:52] seamless uh you know chukhaundan dakurindabonda like
[00:39:58] playstation five yeah yeah yeah whatever that's pretty good yeah
[00:40:04] they all speak perfect english too over there in
[00:40:08] inja yeah yeah maybe you know i'll have i have to say i mean i think it's a
[00:40:15] cool place but i don't i don't really want to go that bad
[00:40:19] yeah seems hot seems hot i'm afraid of having to you know
[00:40:25] to shit like i have something getting diarrhea and my is that racist of me to
[00:40:28] say i'm afraid of getting diarrhea and indeed i think it's uh people say the
[00:40:32] same thing about mexico you can't fucking drink the water so right montazuma's
[00:40:40] pal friend of the show umorkan can't suck my dick umorkan suck my dick
[00:40:45] on his way on his fucking honeymoon this fucking guy uh has
[00:40:50] horrific food poisoning oh damn i think you only anything
[00:40:54] gets cozy from his wife once because he's shitting the whole time
[00:40:58] he should have shitting her pussy he should have shitting her pussy
[00:41:01] that's a good point i didn't think of that but yeah and he didn't resort he
[00:41:04] wasn't like fucking on the street we're having street food
[00:41:08] i don't fucking i don't remember but we talked about it
[00:41:11] damn and that sounded horrible it's not safe it's not safe to leave this
[00:41:15] fine country there should they have pills you can take
[00:41:18] where your fucking stomach won't get fucked up yeah like emotium or something
[00:41:23] i mean something neutralized the poison before it fucks your sister uh
[00:41:27] emotium to suck my dick yeah emo need them to suck my dick
[00:41:32] i want emo need them to suck my dick emo need them to suck my dick
[00:41:38] do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
[00:41:41] do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
[00:41:43] Tuesday's hearing in front of the center judiciary committee is the first of
[00:41:44] two days of questioning for syrup oh sorry supreme court nominee
[00:41:49] to top my mistake katanji brown jack katanji is a sick name
[00:41:54] yeah maybe she's got a katana katanji katanji
[00:42:01] it's just an indian name it's a Hindu name katanji
[00:42:03] wow that's a sick name yeah but if you say it that way makes more sense
[00:42:07] katanji good yeah that's right oh okay i like katanji
[00:42:13] yeah and her full name's good too katanji what is it brown jack brown jack
[00:42:21] so she got it honestly that sounds like a that sounds like a defensive
[00:42:24] back's name hell yeah that sounds like a corner from that i don't understand
[00:42:28] this it's a question is bingy brown jack's all
[00:42:30] high of university how does this work they just
[00:42:33] fucking like what so we heard you were a fucking bit no literally like why
[00:42:38] it's like no other job is like fucking the boss of the company is like i think
[00:42:41] i'm gonna fucking hire this person and then middle management's like
[00:42:45] yeah so you're kind of a slut in college huh
[00:42:49] tell the camera why don't you say to the cameras
[00:42:52] you got your pussy fucked up didn't you you got ran through
[00:42:57] that's not what a fucking that's not what a
[00:43:00] regional director of marketing does in my mind
[00:43:04] they don't get fucking laid out and in your words my pussy fucked so raw
[00:43:16] me how did i get here oh a bunch of redneck fucking retard's voted for me
[00:43:20] yeah and now i'm here i held the gun up to a judge's head
[00:43:24] yeah viral video no i had never voted in my life and then there was a black
[00:43:28] president and i i took out i used the money for my
[00:43:31] nine pizza restaurants that i own to take out local ads calling him an
[00:43:36] ape and in exchange for that i think you on the
[00:43:40] man i became the congressional district it's nine
[00:43:44] deforms that are before i they date back to the plantation
[00:43:50] era and now i'm here asking you why you got your
[00:43:54] pee hole sauce just fucking just uh and by the way i'll ask the
[00:43:59] questions yeah you don't get to ask counselor yeah you
[00:44:03] fucking nick it though you fucking i don't know you're gonna say
[00:44:09] next name i thought you're about to huh i thought you're about to
[00:44:13] oh interesting oh damn it fuck super special
[00:44:17] so oh my god how can we forget because we're just having too good a time when
[00:44:22] they're awesome kratum super special so yeah so it's the same
[00:44:26] company but they got two different they're like i was like we can just do
[00:44:30] all the rage at once and he's like no it's important to brands they separate
[00:44:34] which i'm sorry is really important to fucking drug addicts
[00:44:38] they're like what the fuck man how much is it trust you really
[00:44:43] important to guys who are like did you get my hair on there like no i told
[00:44:46] you no more heroin but i did yeah you some super special so
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[00:45:27] no i definitely wasn't building my own dildo bike
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[00:46:06] twenty million dollars off yeah they pay you we said it but it was only after
[00:46:10] you did a big thing about um about the teacher at school
[00:46:15] and the beep right you did the beep yak back i wish i had that commercial
[00:46:21] watch it was so we did say it just some little
[00:46:25] part simpson ask it is ripping that out like tag your head
[00:46:29] that's how it opens yeah well you're a f***ed faggot
[00:46:33] all right well i mean just another one yes
[00:46:39] so anyway yeah we did talk about it wow just all the kids
[00:46:43] bear just a shredding on a guitar just some guy going all the way down
[00:46:48] right right right right right right right right
[00:46:51] cuss out your f***ing friends and let them f***ing know how f***ing gay they are
[00:46:57] with the new cuss boy the cuss boy extreme
[00:47:02] and then it's just although there's like a bunch of buttons on there that are
[00:47:05] like and and then the asterisk and then the asterisk
[00:47:09] so the ass-aged asterisk i just my pants because i'm
[00:47:16] a try out all the buttons in different combinations
[00:47:22] yeah that's just a grandpa being like what the hell did he say oh no
[00:47:27] yeah stop it what did he say you're like don't let your
[00:47:32] grandpa is hearing it get up with all the cuss words you're going to say to his
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[00:48:09] and you get a powder a capsule a tablet or a tea bag
[00:48:15] oh you'll get a tea bag all right i'm still laughing about the cuss boy
[00:48:18] cuss boy is great i like that the cuss boy interrupted two different
[00:48:26] just all the other kids being in brett there's something that would like
[00:48:28] clearly not work no no no it would just be weird
[00:48:33] you can still hear the kids saying it just makes beeps yeah
[00:48:38] but if you market it that way it would sell yeah because you know what you know
[00:48:41] you say that but how funny was it when you got your hands on a beep
[00:48:44] that's the thing i mean i'm doing it now that's what i'm saying is it you would
[00:48:48] have loved it yeah like i think i don't remember what it was maybe it was a
[00:48:51] compete maybe it was one of those sound board things uh-huh
[00:48:53] where one of them was a beep me and my cousin used to backman back in the
[00:48:56] ten keyboard back and then prank for that call back in the ten ten two
[00:49:00] twenty days you remember that shit sure it went long as it called that
[00:49:03] me and my cousin would call each other and we would sit on the phone and just
[00:49:06] like use the phone buttons yes yes of course that's a great
[00:49:10] thing yeah you're boob boob bo yeah yeah and then just
[00:49:15] fucking this dying laugh yeah that's what i'm saying i mean that
[00:49:18] cuss boy would work yeah and then we're like burping at each other on the phone
[00:49:22] then my mom would get the phone bill and be like what the fuck
[00:49:25] what the fuck like i was talking to my cousin we were talking to each other
[00:49:29] shut up we weren't on a party sex chat line yeah
[00:49:33] okay basically guys did you ever they feel like you probably got on one of those
[00:49:37] me adam you ever call a sex line no because it was a one nine hundred
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[00:49:44] did it but oh you're unscrewing the microphone if i was by uh a pay phone
[00:49:48] super speciosa too let's oh this is cool i feel like bop bark or do i
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[00:50:01] we got a mrs adam freeland here she's from Des Moines Iowa
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[00:50:20] forgive me i'm from the 50s this is weird remember to stay back on i don't
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[00:51:59] r r bill j feel very confident the quality of the red man die ordered
[00:52:05] couldn't be happier with the overall experience with super
[00:52:09] speciosa we'll be ordering one of the green strains next so folks that i mean
[00:52:16] if it's there i mean it speaks for itself it's true so you go to the
[00:52:20] energy emanating all these reviews you go to the website you put in the promo
[00:52:24] code come town or come town 20 and you get a great deal
[00:52:28] because you know what i always thought was funny is that expression it ain't
[00:52:31] over till the fat lady sings yeah you know and then ironically
[00:52:35] a couple years ago we started letting fat women speak a lot more that's true
[00:52:40] and and society ended oh what's the way man
[00:52:44] once lizzo went platinum yeah it was the fat lady song she's not fucking it's
[00:52:48] all like the fucking country's just the dollars collapsing or was it or was
[00:52:52] it at his favorite girl who that that british bitch the ugly one
[00:52:57] Adele no no it does not ugly she's hot she's hot
[00:53:01] the other one dude Susan Boyle well i don't know if she was fat i think she
[00:53:04] was just uh i think she was just a mentally ugly woman
[00:53:08] she did not look good but i think they are the four horsemen of the
[00:53:13] apocalypse i think nick is right so if you want to find out more you go to
[00:53:16] super speciosa.com she wasn't that fast she just had a
[00:53:19] fucked up face yeah she was wearing like pajamas
[00:53:22] it looks crazy anyway go to super speciosa.com put in promo code come
[00:53:26] town come down 20 damn they got my bitch i think i got my
[00:53:29] bitch made over these days Susan yeah but you can't save
[00:53:39] Susan Magdalene Boyle is a Scottish singer she's Scottish
[00:53:44] oh she sang from Les Misérables yeah i dreamed the dream it's a great song
[00:53:50] oh oh shit dude i'm about to get you Susan Boyle's i'll be home for Christmas
[00:53:54] album next next Christmas oh my god thank you she's such a phony looking lady
[00:53:59] she looks bad but i guess you go to Scotland and they all look like that
[00:54:02] that's not true yeah the Scottish bitches are fucking
[00:54:05] there's one bitch with the most piercing blue eyes you've ever seen in your
[00:54:08] life and big fat titties and she's redheaded but everyone else looks like she's
[00:54:12] Scottish that's just what i'm guessing oh she you don't know i've never been
[00:54:17] this guy like i've never seen a girl like that but i hope she exists
[00:54:20] as soon as she does hit me up Susan boy i'll cut my dick off if i ever have to
[00:54:26] see that lady naked Susan Boyle i have Asperger's from the Guardian
[00:54:33] damn she also i think i'm thinking about that that fictional Scottish from i
[00:54:38] just created and i want to fuck her yeah she's great
[00:54:41] huge tits curly hair right here dude curly and red that would that would
[00:54:45] do something to me because i like red hair like curly hair
[00:54:48] that's the classic combo little or funny me too brother
[00:54:52] well mike this because this is my had a sixth grade biology teacher
[00:54:56] yeah who had red hair and huge tits i think in a hundred years there aren't
[00:55:00] gonna be redheads that's one of the stupid things i've ever heard my
[00:55:03] fucking life jay kad just had two fucking redheaded kids
[00:55:07] what you're gonna kill them the police will probably
[00:55:10] yeah if i was born ginger in this country we're gonna i would be dead we're gonna
[00:55:14] have a one child policy really yeah fuck yeah you know that song the
[00:55:20] ginger is the beep of the world yeah by john mike yeah
[00:55:26] dude i need me a red a strange type of redhead like when you're not thinking
[00:55:32] of like an Asian redhead well that is that that's
[00:55:36] impossible it is you think it's not i saw a fucking commercial where they gotta
[00:55:41] be mixed no dude no they just died no that's
[00:55:44] you guys the thing is you guys don't want to admit we're all one people
[00:55:48] it's true the human race that exists dude there's a commercial that showed
[00:55:52] like african right here naturally redheaded Asians yes the answer no
[00:55:57] that's not true all right well here's i saw a commercial four years ago
[00:56:01] yes ready people are found throughout asia thank you
[00:56:04] so this is what you're talking about no yeah okay well this is these are the
[00:56:07] examples no not fucking those guys that's the answer
[00:56:11] these are the answers those are huge stop once
[00:56:14] chinese people ethnically have red hair can they the answer no that's not
[00:56:20] true i think you're wrong i'm not wrong he saw it on a commercial was it a
[00:56:29] hi i'm dave thomas and this is my chinese daughter what about like this
[00:56:36] that's that's not you want to fuck that boy i don't want to fuck a kid i'm just
[00:56:40] you want to have fuck with a child no i don't want to fuck a child
[00:56:44] so i've once that fuck with three year old i don't i just saw a picture with
[00:56:47] chinese kid with hit red you did look cute
[00:56:50] non-sex way thank you it was acute acute yeah
[00:56:55] my grandma had red hair and she's north eastern chinese she lived on a tiny
[00:56:59] remote farm city 12 hours away from harbin which is very very close to
[00:57:02] russia maybe she has some russian descent because her
[00:57:06] eyes are like a normal non-asian person okay well i don't know about nor
[00:57:09] i think maybe there is some mama she's a quote
[00:57:12] she's mostly han though and it's because first of all
[00:57:15] this is this is a chinese person saying this so you don't you don't get the
[00:57:18] censor me yeah you don't get the censor her i get the
[00:57:22] censor you you don't get the censor me at all
[00:57:24] dna reveals these red hair chinese mummies
[00:57:28] you want to fuck a mommy stop come from european asia fuck yes oh and asia
[00:57:33] and asia uh i think probably like we group people have
[00:57:39] redheads because they're turquic and they're not
[00:57:41] they're not han will fucking sign me up before with some of those bitches i
[00:57:46] don't give a fuck yeah find me the biggest hit if we
[00:57:49] go and we're going on a mission to break her out
[00:57:52] no but you know what you know what uh would get you out of it is that they're
[00:57:56] turquic descendants and so therefore you have to smash with a
[00:58:00] turquic this is a letter as kora is being redhead a
[00:58:03] weird in japan how will for example teenagers react if i were to go to
[00:58:06] school they make fun of my hair like it
[00:58:08] here's the top answer on kora you'll probably do as well or better than your
[00:58:12] home country japan gingers have absolutely no association with being an
[00:58:15] underclass of any kind having a soul being the most likely stepchild the
[00:58:20] cop a beating etc to cop a beating yeah
[00:58:26] interesting my uh should i get rid here should i have
[00:58:31] read yes many in korea and china no i know this
[00:58:34] wrong the chinese call them red-haired devils but the real red-haired devils
[00:58:45] um whatever i don't fuck i'm just saying this is what you want
[00:58:51] no that's fake dude no first of all don't ever
[00:58:55] call do you fake i'd absolutely fuck who she's
[00:58:59] you i don't see the die unit or it's one of them
[00:59:03] die unit i am a natural redhead of korean descent
[00:59:12] i literally i it's for the life of me oh
[00:59:15] fuck the the links don't work anymore have you if you put a gun to my head and
[00:59:18] tell ask me which k-pop female star is this
[00:59:23] i would uh dude all these girls pictures are gone
[00:59:27] wow the the ccp is uh trying to hide trying to censor this dude
[00:59:32] the party doesn't want the red-haired where did they go they called it ccp
[00:59:36] instead of ppc p p coca cola yeah just what it stands for ppc
[00:59:41] c mmm yeah p p coc right they do drink they do
[00:59:50] the ccp p p c well this guy looks hilarious
[00:59:58] that's the kind of guy it does that does like stand up
[01:00:00] this guy just moves here like two years is like to the king of chicago
[01:00:04] right right they're like oh you got to see you got to see
[01:00:07] jim bonaga you got to see jim bonaga dude that
[01:00:10] guy's he's the kill back in chicago pure joke writer yep
[01:00:15] you know cool koi sneaker guy love sneakers
[01:00:19] you're just eat just eat conan love sneakers
[01:00:22] love conaga yeah shout out to jim bonaga
[01:00:27] what was bonaga from afentura was that like a mouth spray
[01:00:31] yeah i'll spray we're about to kiss a girl when i was a kid that was a big
[01:00:35] thing back in the day yeah when i was a kid
[01:00:37] when i was a kid i wanted bonaga more than anything
[01:00:41] i thought that girls are into it that's such a cool move
[01:00:44] yeah dude why don't we fucking spray our mouths anymore
[01:00:47] well cuz it's like a comic it's like it's like you know it's like having a
[01:00:50] sprinter thing it's like a joke i was like if i had that bonaka i could
[01:00:53] crush yeah imagine maybe just hitting that is a fat kid
[01:00:58] having the hate lines then just sprayer
[01:01:01] hooking the bonaka in the mouth that's yeah that would be awesome
[01:01:05] i'm about to look at bonaka now yeah it's said you go close as you could get with
[01:01:09] the this move that right but that's not the same
[01:01:26] how how to kill myself oh bit binaka bionna yeah
[01:01:31] they still sell it apparently from amazon
[01:01:36] pack of six for 19 bucks it's a little pricey if you ask
[01:01:41] yeah it sounds high yeah i got replaced by the listerine strips
[01:01:44] the strip suck dick yeah but it was it was a good gimmick
[01:01:48] they had a moment but they were they sold on shit yeah
[01:01:52] i'm gonna put that on a gray hoodie her smile isn't sure
[01:01:56] binaka nice i'm just putting that on the hoodie where i'm
[01:02:01] um the strips were fucking dog shit i mean look gum is the real answer here
[01:02:05] yeah it keeps your breath fresher for longer did we just have gum
[01:02:09] technology outpace binaka technology is that what happened i do feel like gum
[01:02:15] is better now than we were kids yes gum used to lose its flavor and
[01:02:19] fucking three when they invented the hard show
[01:02:22] you know i love big that's when it got professional i love big red
[01:02:25] big red's fucking rocks i love big red i love it
[01:02:30] we're the both of you i like big red bitches i like clifford cell bitches
[01:02:35] like a clifford type bitch i want to clifford i want to
[01:02:39] 80 foot would you fuck a dog that was clifford size
[01:02:42] i don't know if i could physically let's say we really put you up on a little
[01:02:45] list for one of those like construction platforms like a guy like working on
[01:02:50] a telephone pole yeah yeah would you put your whole body in
[01:02:53] their dick first because your dick would be in the pussy but
[01:02:57] would it would it is part of what feels good about pussy the
[01:03:00] contrast between the dick and the rest of your body
[01:03:02] like if your whole body is in a pussy does your dick even feel good it's not
[01:03:06] about feeling good it's about power so you would have power over the
[01:03:10] clifford dog if if the dog respected me as an alpha pack
[01:03:13] leader from there they're on out i would consider it
[01:03:17] okay yeah because i'm thinking well part of it is the contrast part of it is how
[01:03:23] how tight a pussy is i guess so if you went to a big ass pussy
[01:03:26] but if you could wrap a little bit of the clifford dogs pussy around your dick
[01:03:30] uh-huh like take a little bit of the dogs that's 1619 project lady
[01:03:36] what's that uh you know her with the hannah jones or whatever
[01:03:39] i don't know that doesn't matter she she's a twitter
[01:03:44] she's a well if you don't think she is fucking
[01:03:49] anyway folks so if there was a female dog
[01:03:54] clifford would you wrap some of its pussy around your dick
[01:03:59] to make it feel more like a human's pussy yeah or would you just walk into the
[01:04:03] dog's pussy and jackie talking about fucking a big red dog
[01:04:06] yeah what just fucking what do you mean well would you
[01:04:10] would you put just your dick in or what it's if it's big enough would you put
[01:04:13] your whole body in mom big it's big for a dog so it's
[01:04:16] not a quick no the day it's it's like three stories of big red
[01:04:20] how big is bigger than the house you've never seen clifford the big red dog i
[01:04:23] don't remember his proportions it's as big as the house
[01:04:26] bro clifford's gigantic but it's such a pain the
[01:04:30] ass the amount that dog must eat and shit and shit
[01:04:34] and how big its cock must be oh my god oh yeah he's huge
[01:04:37] your wife is looking at the cogs just salivating
[01:04:42] just being like that's a real man but it's a dog no but it's a dog
[01:04:46] so maybe this bitch wants to fuck dogs yeah
[01:04:50] which all white women do want to do by the way that's true that's on the record
[01:04:56] that is on the record oh fuck all right boys thank you deli
[01:05:02] sandwich place got me sleepier than usual
[01:05:05] yeah i'm sluggish as hell maybe you just suck my dick to wake yourself up
[01:05:10] either go to the sign up for a j i gotta hit an exercise bike 20 minutes get my
[01:05:14] heart rate up get my exercise in so i can so i can
[01:05:18] keep doing this show forever i gotta stay alive so i can keep doing this
[01:05:23] as always guys as always guys thank you that would be one of the best parts of
[01:05:28] dying thank you for having to do this fucking shit