Cum Town | Regular | 04/21/2022
[00:00:07] Tomorrow, no today's to the 420 the episode today is 420
[00:00:13] Boston laugh Boston may fits or seventh. I will be there go to the laugh Boston website or go to any of the various
[00:00:22] Things I have and check there should be the link should be in my bio
[00:00:26] But much much more importantly, I'll be a providence next week
[00:00:31] the 20th through the 30th then I'm in the DC improv the 12th through the 15th then I'm in San Diego
[00:00:39] Then I'm in Philadelphia June 16th to the 18th come suck these little fucking titties. I also have a
[00:00:49] And I'll probably be back in the city doing regular shows probably working on the new hour and you're coming up through the summer
[00:00:55] But go to those fucking shows you little fucker subscribe my YouTube
[00:01:01] Special is coming out in May. I swear I keep pushing it back. I swear it's coming out
[00:01:06] It's so close to being done. My dick is getting really hard and then finally
[00:01:12] My fucking strange friends Robbie and Alan are making a movie
[00:01:16] I'm gonna play a fat scumbag in it. It's another stretch for me
[00:01:20] Wow, and they're crowd-funding shit. So if you like weird motherfuckers from the internet
[00:01:25] Making weird fucked up movies that I'm get to be in
[00:01:29] Look at the music soon. Oh, now's in it as well. Yeah, wow the whole team Jamel Stavros and Lori Beth den
[00:01:35] And me. Yeah, it's the fucking three the cutest fatest people you've ever seen in your life called the bowling balls
[00:01:42] Leave the alley the bowling well leave the alley brother. Yeah bowling balls. Yeah, it's like toy story
[00:01:48] But it's about bowling three bowling balls. They keep their rolling trying to roll their way home
[00:01:53] So it's a really interesting off-on-guard little movie
[00:01:58] The subtitles dance freak the bowling balls leave the alley subtitle dance freak. Anyway, check it out suck me off
[00:02:06] I'm excited to do that shit. I'm trying to become Hollywood. How is that some of I
[00:02:10] I've become Hollywood molyne. I don't have to act in shit. I just got fucking sunglasses
[00:02:17] Yeah, I'm noticing you weren't sunglasses all day today. No, I want I've got the lenses warranted on my regular glasses
[00:02:25] Only got the prescription shades interesting. I might not even pick up my glasses. Yeah. Yeah, I might just leave them there
[00:02:31] Be a light ombre glasses type guy. Yeah. Yeah, I have to be honest. I feel like you got to be older to pull that off
[00:02:38] I am older bitch. You're not old enough. I'm older than you. Yeah by a few months
[00:02:43] You're older than me by what eight months nine months
[00:02:48] Not really it's been most you like drunk your shit passed out an apartment complexes
[00:02:56] It's the spice of life that shit takes years
[00:03:13] The principal for Steve Harvey for some lady that was on Destiny's child was kicked out of Destiny's Child Latoya luck it
[00:03:19] Yeah, she was in Destiny's Child. I think so
[00:03:22] Latoya left I know you're thinking of Lisa left eye Lopez Lisa left eye Landry
[00:03:32] I think that's the the mom from sister sister
[00:03:43] JK still she's on the Internet talking about getting her pussy fucking worked over she's horny
[00:03:48] Well, she's pretty horny on the Internet. That's cool. It is cool. That's cool
[00:03:51] I but I hope somebody fucks JK just for the fuck of it. I love it when a woman of a certain age expresses her sexuality
[00:03:57] Proud I do too and you know what else you know
[00:04:00] They suck dick like fucking Beethoven. Oh, she's doing the grapefruit trick every time she's a fucking maestro when it comes
[00:04:10] It's like one of the it's like when you see a retired
[00:04:12] It's like what a fucking you know like an old guy. He's got to put on his fucking show his knee pads
[00:04:18] He's got an ice up. He's got it whatever
[00:04:20] Yeah, and it's like maybe he's not as mobile as he once was but the skill is unbelievable
[00:04:25] That's Jack a when she sucks dick. Yeah, she's like you know, she's like fucking
[00:04:29] I'm subonus when he came over from Russia. Yes, she heard her knees were blown out, but she was still
[00:04:36] Could have been the goat. You just think man if I had caught her in her prime
[00:04:41] We're not for the Soviets dick sucking program
[00:04:45] She could have been the greatest of all time
[00:04:48] The throat coat so anyway guys go ahead and look up our v to subonus one of the greatest
[00:04:54] European basketball players ever my penis sadly never got to the NBA due to
[00:05:00] The Soviet unions not letting him out of his contract. He didn't get to the NBA until much later in his prime
[00:05:09] Anyway, that's where no bowl. Did you see the Chernobyl show? No, I didn't watch it
[00:05:13] I just there's a part where you see you guys paint there's a bunch of guys naked
[00:05:16] Why is Steve Harvey? We're also by the way watching the Steve Harvey show right now, and it looks like him and said your
[00:05:22] Temptations are doing songs for the mentally retarded. Yeah
[00:05:27] They're in a hospital for people that look insane. So yeah, they're mentally ill. That's why the guys got tin foil
[00:05:33] And the other one's like a big baby, right? He's literally has a tin foil hat
[00:05:37] And the big is literally dressed like nurse ratchet
[00:05:40] I'm sure the song has something to do with being crazy. What if they don't let them out and now they're crazy forever
[00:05:48] Which episodes called one flew over the cocoa nest. Oh, that's it. That is what all this
[00:05:55] Wow, I love finds fuck. So yeah, Cedric and Steve are stuck in other stuck
[00:06:00] And we're by the way, we're watching it. We're trying to be more professional
[00:06:04] So we're watching without the sound yeah, so we're just kind of guessing as to what's happening
[00:06:08] Yeah, yeah as opposed in the past where we would watch with sound
[00:06:11] But you know, that's not longer the case. I believe this is a signify mental illness one of them guys has tie-dye
[00:06:26] There's a trap there forever now that Jordan peel scary, I don't think so
[00:06:31] I'm got the tin foil on his head. I think it's just a some random
[00:06:38] Jordan peel would show up he was on that TV. No, yeah
[00:06:49] No, we're gonna ask if you want anything
[00:06:51] Yeah, but it's for a party. So it's like implies sharing
[00:06:55] It's a party in the political sense. Oh, it's a party mix. I just give me like
[00:07:02] I don't know Adam. I brought chips in for breakfast. I was just brought chips in I'll get chips after that
[00:07:07] You never contribute anything. What are you fucking come here and go to the bathroom?
[00:07:13] You try you gaslight people by saying can I get anybody a coffee? Oh my god, it sounds like someone got in your ear, dude
[00:07:22] Yeah, I'm not allowed to have my own opinion
[00:07:27] Compression you mean by trying to turn Nick against you. Yeah, that is true. Yes, who is?
[00:07:36] Hm-hmm rogue agent. There's a rogue agent trying to convince
[00:07:43] Just stop ripping it. I love when the Apple watch thinks I'm exercising
[00:07:47] But you're heart rate is just going up cuz all the sodium you had. Yeah. Yeah, I just said too much salt
[00:07:54] Like wow your heart's beating really fast. That's the most annoying part about like taking care of yourself is they're like and watch your salt intake
[00:08:00] It's like what you mean fucking literally everything. Yeah, the only tasty shit. No, I'm a lot allowed to have anything. I
[00:08:10] Yeah, yeah, that's probably all you need to do. Yeah
[00:08:15] We just watched the episode of the Steve hi Harvey show a K of course the characters Steve high tower
[00:08:26] Where he was dealing with his impending 40th birthday. Mm-hmm. He went through a midlife crisis Adam. You recently
[00:08:35] I have to say that if you recently turned 37, how do you feel I?
[00:08:39] Didn't turn 37, but I have to say that watching mr. High tower go through that on the show
[00:08:45] It wasn't I was like let's sit down and watch a comedy program and it you're now entering your like matron years
[00:08:50] You're sort of like a matronly older some a matron of the arts sort of like older queen like an Andrew Cuomo or a Sally Kellerman. Yep
[00:09:01] Or like a less masculine friendly, but which
[00:09:05] Yeah, we I will look like her at a certain point. You wish you terrible
[00:09:10] You're not as hot as she's like a Gloria if we had to pick a new name for you like the song. Yeah, Gloria. You're a bitch. You're dick is more your fucking gay. I
[00:09:29] Them Donald Trump rules just blasting that song watching the Capitol riot
[00:09:33] That what he did. Yeah, that is pretty well. He played they used to play it at the rallies
[00:09:37] Right, he's just standing he's standing in a tent somewhere watching it on TV
[00:09:42] Overcoat dancing the glory. Yeah doing his
[00:09:45] People double Jack's thinking they're about to be a popular uprising installing him king. Yeah
[00:09:56] That's so sick you be a crown I'm gonna have a throne
[00:10:01] We fucked up we said give that was a heat check the riot for him was a heat check
[00:10:05] Yeah, it's gonna be I'm wondering what's gonna happen this summer to try and save save the Democrats. It's gotta be some wild
[00:10:13] No, it's over. It's some false flag another 9-11 type thing. I don't know it's like
[00:10:20] What is there left well the subway shooting got me fired up to vote for the Democrats for sure
[00:10:30] Yeah, it's not Jordan peel. It's just some fucking black guy Wow
[00:10:33] He doesn't look like Jordan peel at all sounds a lot like it's oh, that's a little toy. Look it stop, dude
[00:10:42] I'm a nice name. I'm somebody who watched
[00:10:46] Steve barbie shaletime. I didn't know what the sexy principal's name was no
[00:10:50] I don't know about the actress or the the actress
[00:10:53] Yeah, I don't know about his name. Yeah, I know Cedric the entertainer and there Steve
[00:11:00] You know Cedric the entertainer cuz he's got a name. That's a word. Yeah, exactly. Mm-hmm
[00:11:04] His name was Cedric Douglas. I'd be like I got no idea who that I don't know Cedric is pretty good
[00:11:09] Yeah, all right his name was Sally Kellerman. No chance I would know his name, right?
[00:11:16] Gloria show me your fucking balls you fucking home. Let me suck
[00:11:22] Glory, holy yeah, yeah, what do you think? What do you think's gonna do you think they're good that Biden's even gonna run? I
[00:11:28] Don't know the press seemed like he was too old the first time. Yeah, it ain't gonna be common with that
[00:11:33] But you know what so ever yeah, we'll be common. No, I think people are why we see the vice president kick
[00:11:40] I don't know if you had to drop out before voting even started. Yeah, she ran out of money
[00:11:44] She hired all the why we see why we see vice president to just like clean up the scraps
[00:11:50] I guess it's like historic because no one else wanted to do it. No one else wanted
[00:11:54] They wanted that bitch from Georgia probably and she was like I'm gonna be president. I see you know
[00:11:58] She might were on actually she had to be on Star Trek. She had to be on Star Trek
[00:12:03] She might run actually I can see her running. She's on the view. No, she's on Star Trek. She's literally on Star Trek
[00:12:08] Wait, seriously, yeah, but stay stay stay Abrams on Star Trek is like the queen of some sort of like alien culture that eats
[00:12:18] That's only only sustenance is a dunk in the large Dunkin donuts coffee with a bottle of cream or a blue light sugars in it
[00:12:29] Yes Stacy I see you're holding up the line again
[00:12:40] Gloria show me your pussy, please. I want to fuck
[00:12:44] I'm horny just because my dick is more it feels like Joe Biden's been president for like eight years
[00:12:51] They haven't even had the midterms yet. Damn really he just became president. That's awesome. It feels like he's been around forever
[00:12:59] Yeah, I mean they haven't done Trump feels a long time ago
[00:13:03] Yeah, it does when you think the economy is just gonna completely implode. It's gotta be any day now soon
[00:13:09] Yeah soon and then we make our strategic investments
[00:13:14] No, all right. I got never a guy that got me primed to lose all my money just like everybody
[00:13:19] We buy the Empire State Building. Yep, when they cry when I'm down when the bubble when the bubble box
[00:13:30] The top of the Empire State Building hell yeah
[00:13:35] Yeah, that's gonna suck the economy blowing. Yeah when yeah everything collapses and then there's like a handful of people to get to keep their money
[00:13:52] Go ahead say it say whatever smart thing you think you're gonna say I really don't know anything
[00:13:56] Oh, well, that's well, that's go ahead of the fed
[00:14:00] Yeah, some about inflation or something and they keep printing machine go burr and something about
[00:14:13] You know I make his little bumper stickers has got Joe Biden on there, but he's got like bow tie and suspenders
[00:14:23] That's funny, and then it's like Steve Urkel
[00:14:25] But you know what Stephen said which is where I don't know why it's so funny to me, but he says so funny he just goes
[00:14:33] Like he pretends to be stupid right and so he'll be like let's go Joe Biden
[00:14:38] Mm-hmm, and I can't explain why it's funny
[00:14:43] Let's go Joe Biden. Let's go Joe Biden. Yeah, it's just like like take that like a guy Indian boys a guy that just doesn't know
[00:14:50] It's not take that branded boys being like so culturally unaware that you think that you're just chiming in repeating something
[00:14:56] You think you heard that's the vibe of let's go Joe Bob respect. Yeah, it's like it's like yeah
[00:15:02] It's like a down syndrome guy just trying to participate in some way right in life at large
[00:15:08] Just being like let's go Joe Biden. Yeah, just repeating something commercially heard. Yeah
[00:15:12] I like down to some guy being like pizza pizza
[00:15:15] I like Steven's bit about being very concerned about Will Smith
[00:15:18] Belonging to the Academy. He's like there's no way they can keep him at this point
[00:15:26] Didn't they kick him out or something? Yeah, I think he's suspended
[00:15:29] Fuck him fuck the Academy fuck the Academy will fucking lay down the fuck up
[00:15:35] He's gonna sit here and I'm gonna have supported his I'm gonna have my own award show
[00:15:39] I would I'm gonna get all my stuff to animals and bring them out in the living room and put little tuxedo's on them
[00:15:44] I thought you told us not to talk about the stuff that I saw show you not to talk about them because it's none of your fucking business
[00:15:50] What are you talking about instead of your fucking no?
[00:15:52] It's protecting your private life. I thought you're not you love airing things. No you doxed your own self with the
[00:15:58] Stuff damn Romeo's kind of fucking he looks like he looks like me basically
[00:16:03] At all that's who my body is not what your body looks like. It looks like that basically really sexy actually
[00:16:09] Alfonso why didn't anything happen with Romeo. He was a hot guy. He wasn't a bad actor. He was shot to death was he yeah
[00:16:16] Oh, yeah, you're right. Yeah, that sucks. He was fucking cute
[00:16:20] And bullet head didn't really do much either. No, he's in a bunch of he's still in the bunch of shit
[00:16:27] You said that the little earlier, but I still don't believe it. He's a bunch of shit in that era got in 60 seconds October sky
[00:16:39] Scott con was not in a lot of stuff. Yeah, bullet heads and bullet heads dad
[00:16:45] This is fucking James con. Yeah, you're saying that because Scott con was in gone in 60 seconds
[00:16:52] The oceans vagina that's who do play in the oceans movie one of the two brothers
[00:16:58] Yeah, it's Casey Affleck and Scott con and they they're arguing
[00:17:02] Oh Scott Scott was in something else. I saw recently
[00:17:06] So I just watched do you have any idea? I don't remember
[00:17:10] You don't know what I watch. It's gotta remember what you watch fuck. He was like a henchman
[00:17:16] Yeah, he's a he's a bad boy. Fuck. What was the fucking he's a five foot three bad boy
[00:17:21] I'm now I'm pissed off. I'm trying to remember it. I was a five foot three good boy
[00:17:25] Thanks, you're a good little slut. I'm not five three, but I'm taking you you suck up all of Daddy's come
[00:17:30] Mm-hmm. Who's daddy? It depends it changes every couple hours
[00:17:38] Would you let Laurie Beth Denver suck a dick yeah without question. Yeah, yeah probably for all that just for all that
[00:17:45] Yeah, it's just it's the energy. I'd let her know exactly it's the energy she go ham on that prick
[00:17:51] It's that dick sucking energy. She's got I'd let her great fruit trick me because if she was in the zone
[00:17:56] And she's about to if she's about to harness all that insane bitch energy on your cock for the next seven to 12
[00:18:02] Mm-hmm. That's gonna feel awesome. Yeah, I'm gonna feel really good my girlfriend
[00:18:07] Well after you bust that's gonna be really tough. That's gonna because she's gonna try to make jokes
[00:18:19] It's gonna be a trap door and you got like the hook up to a train or a horn and the second
[00:18:25] Drops through the floor. Yep. There's a furnace underneath
[00:18:29] No, there's a little there's like a little mall train set up to take her back to the yep to Los Angeles
[00:18:36] Yeah, tiny. She gets she gets complete room and board on an Amtrak
[00:18:41] She's just telling the yeah the guy driving the tiny train doing her bits at him
[00:18:47] Yep, she was in that workaholics. That's the last thing I saw her in she was she played herself in workaholics
[00:18:54] Hmm. I'd like to see her, you know have a meaty your role that she can really sink her teeth into yeah
[00:19:01] We'll cast her in something and you said she went crazy Adam is that correct? I don't I'm speculating I mean a friend of mine
[00:19:13] Some weird DMS that didn't make any sense you're saying so it's your what go ahead say you're safe Adam
[00:19:20] Oh, they just character defamation and bring it up. Don't bring it up say it. We could be sued
[00:19:29] No, I'm talking about it. We'll settle out. I'm talking about a different Lori Beth and Berg. Oh, okay not the actress
[00:19:34] Okay, is it other one also fat kind of has to be oh, yeah, it's a it is it is
[00:19:40] Bad I will say yeah, can you imagine that being like I want my daughter to have the best life possible?
[00:19:45] I'm gonna name her Lori Beth. Yeah, just listen
[00:19:48] This is her Lori our Lori Beth best case scenario the fact that she's not a school a middle school secretary
[00:19:56] Faddish it with that name with a little fucking jar candy corn in front of oh, yeah, what's a fucking miracle?
[00:20:07] Good fight and it's those that was always anytime I had to write a fat girl in any project or packet or whatever
[00:20:14] I might go to the fat girl name was always Don Beth custard
[00:20:19] Yeah, dude custard is fucking good. It is really good last name for a fat
[00:20:25] I guess I just think it's critically endangered blue eye black niema born in lemur black niema
[00:20:31] Lemur that's what I said born in I guess starring Jennifer penis wait. What happened?
[00:20:37] They get out of the fuck it's the episodes over miss it over
[00:20:40] It's it's like Shutter Island this episode and why they have all these white friends. Why do the girls have all these white bitch friends?
[00:20:49] Is this the next episode Steve? Oh the damn we almost missed it, but
[00:20:55] Smoke Wow nice, bro. That was a close one. That wasn't really close one folks. I can let me tell you something
[00:21:04] There's these all these fucking edibles out there now these days, right and they get you too fucked up
[00:21:10] You don't know where they came from you too high. You don't know where they came from
[00:21:14] They definitely aren't fucking sourced in a lab. You definitely can't tell it's not a it's not a legitimate business with a fucking website
[00:21:22] Yep, where you get him, okay, you buy these edibles from the fucking hobby bees at the fucking front of your fucking bodega
[00:21:30] God knows how long these oh don't forget that part about the farm bill or something. Yeah, well
[00:21:35] Good news for you motherfuckers because now we got something that's basically weed
[00:21:40] But claims to get you a little less high because of a loophole
[00:21:48] Our friends at diet smoke have chewable edibles whatever the fuck you want to call them and yeah, it's delta 8 which is legal
[00:21:58] Even though delta 9 is illegal is illegal except not in New York state anymore and here's the thing
[00:22:05] I as a guy who has taken a ton of both of them. Yeah, I can definitely tell the mother fucking
[00:22:11] Yeah, these are clearly these are very different things. Yeah, okay
[00:22:16] So if you want something that is definitely different is not basically just weed
[00:22:28] They go to diet smoke. Oh, you do I'm not I'm actually lost my own train of thought whatever they got two great point is go to diet smoke
[00:22:35] I'm trying to look it up. I'm trying to think I blew raspberry watermelon. They have watermelon
[00:22:40] You're probably thinking what the hell is the what is it? What are you people even thinking? What the fuck are they even fucking thinking?
[00:22:46] Thinking about over here this diet smoke. I've never heard of anything along. Yeah, what the fuck does that even mean?
[00:22:53] Excuse me diet smoke. How about you smoke this poll though? You know I'm saying
[00:22:59] Hmm, okay, do you I understand okay? I just I don't have my phone so I can't look up the website
[00:23:06] You could if you tried hard enough where's it sitting next to you?
[00:23:16] Down from the fucking raid shout out to Toronto. Thanks for everybody came out the six they call
[00:23:23] I'm looking for the Delta Smoke Rees, but I'm finding annoying emails from other people that are pissing me off
[00:23:28] You want to read speak on the king? I don't know. It's just pain the ass invoicing people
[00:23:35] And the payments come in they're all from like the payment company
[00:23:41] It's nine months later, and it's like I have no idea. I have no idea. Should we get a gun and pointed at whoever emails you
[00:23:48] Yeah, don't diet smoke Delta 8 hey Nick
[00:23:50] I heard the episode and realized I missed the opportunity to get that Delta 8 product we talked about when's the next chance for a read
[00:23:56] Attaches the copy and everything. Oh should we read that can I say you got some samples?
[00:24:02] Are you staying away from anything cannabis? I love is if you're listening right now send them?
[00:24:10] I've been on a bend for a couple weeks now feel free to riff the introduction the message we're trying to convey is that
[00:24:16] Sometimes you can't or don't always want to get super high. Thank you kind of did I did that?
[00:24:21] Yeah, just by fucking you didn't even know is on the copy dude. I'm a fucking pro
[00:24:27] I'm a fucking you know my problem with edible sometimes you get so
[00:24:31] Hi, yes, I'll be honest. I literally got no joke Toronto. Okay. No, this is not even part of the whatever
[00:24:38] I had to fly the drive to Buffalo to fly home last night because I got so high. I missed a 4 p.m. Flight
[00:24:45] Oh my god, I got hi from the night before yes, dude
[00:24:49] Yes, I took a fucking I so a comic in Canada gave me an edible and he was like those are pretty strong
[00:24:55] But all the edibles I've had in Canada. They sell him in like to they sell him to
[00:25:00] Like in a pouch. You can't even buy big ones. Oh, yeah, we did as legal
[00:25:04] We just legal but it's like edibles are coming like five milli so, you know
[00:25:07] They come in five milligrams or ten milligrams. I didn't even see anything over fucking 20 milligrams
[00:25:12] Yeah, so this guy's like watch out. These are strong. So in my mind
[00:25:15] I'm like, what are they like max 100 milligrams and it was like this star or whatever
[00:25:20] So I I trump off one of the legs of the star and a little bit of the body thinking like, okay
[00:25:25] I'm gonna have a little nibble here. It's probably a 50 milligram. What happens and
[00:25:32] So I do that I don't know why I didn't read until afterwards
[00:25:36] I said the thing that I gotta check something real quick. I don't know how much it was. Yeah, it was a thousand milligram
[00:25:42] How's that post it was a thousand million why would anyone give that to you? I got poisoned dude
[00:25:47] So I got so fucking high. I was having a fucking
[00:25:52] No, I had a friend well at first I was like cuz cuz I didn't realize this
[00:25:56] Like I got annoyed in like halfway into Toronto cuz I was like fuck
[00:26:00] I have to get a I have to get a COVID test to come back even though you didn't need a COVID test to get into Toronto, right?
[00:26:04] Right, and I figured America's cooler than Canada. We were chiller
[00:26:08] But then so then I'm like high as fuck I wake up my flights it my flights it um for I wake up at noon
[00:26:16] still out of my mind high thousand milligram having a panic attack. I'm trying to book a COVID test
[00:26:23] It's Easter Monday half the shit is fucking closed in Canada. They take their holidays fucking seriously
[00:26:28] I I found one place it was like 40 minutes out and they were like it might take up to two or three hours
[00:26:34] And my flights in four hours, so I'm like fuck. I'm just gonna rent a car and drive. Oh fuck it
[00:26:39] Yeah, because and so because I guess over which is another thing. It doesn't make sense over land. You don't need
[00:26:46] You don't need like a COVID test. It makes no sense makes over the flight you do
[00:26:50] But land you don't anyway that saved my ass because I was like fucking I'm just gonna rent the car then it turns out
[00:26:55] You can't rent the car from Canada just drop it off in New York
[00:26:58] So I had to get a friend from Canada drive me to Buffalo. I went to the airport thinking I'm gonna
[00:27:04] I'm gonna like two hours three hours. Well, that's the other thing
[00:27:07] It was supposed to be an hour and a half. So I'm like that's not that bad
[00:27:09] Okay, as soon as we start driving fucking snowstorm takes us three hours to get to be a lot. I found a 745 flight
[00:27:17] They took me to LaGuardia, so I was like this is perfect. This is better than the flight. I was on
[00:27:22] We missed the flight because of the snow
[00:27:24] So I'm like fucking I guess I'll just rent the car. I go to check just in case I just go up to the fucking teller
[00:27:29] I'm like one ticket to New York. Please there was a flight. There's a jet blue flight leaving it fucking 9 p.m
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[00:28:09] Yes, characters name would be bullet penis because his penis is the size of a bullet and
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[00:32:32] Yeah, I almost suggested should I get into model trains forgetting that model trains were a thing you shouldn't be into
[00:32:38] You should though. I just thought about I imagine it's set up here on the call. Come on, dude
[00:32:42] You should yeah, yeah be cool. Get on your Bobby Bock a lot shit. Yeah, you build a little town
[00:32:55] Some other my key I'll just say she sucks a cock was the boardwalk what they fought over was boardwalk at the other
[00:33:01] What they fight over. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, so I'm gonna boardwalk
[00:33:08] Bobby really was feeling himself a little too much for my for my
[00:33:13] The saddest way. Yeah, but he shouldn't have been in that life. He was just born Italian
[00:33:18] It's kind of it's beating. He should have just been a nerd. Well, dude. He was fucked when when fucking what's your face set her eyes on him
[00:33:24] When Jan Janice, yeah, he would have been living out his fucker living out the string is Junior's little guy Tony makes him
[00:33:36] It's a Hyundai cilantro. I got a Hyundai cilantro
[00:33:40] It's a good a Montreal and kill that guy kill a guy overseas
[00:33:47] Tony being like well, I'm not gonna kill you, but you have to take someone's life
[00:33:51] They must be weird to be like anytime I see a commercial with dancing
[00:33:55] I always think about them casting the dancing bitch and then her showing up and then
[00:34:00] I'm like yeah, we're really excited to work with you today
[00:34:02] And then she just dances and then I don't like deconstructs it for whatever reason Ashley furniture
[00:34:08] I'm not thinking about it all. That's just some dumb bitch said and they're you sure you don't want to fuck a girl that dances
[00:34:15] There's a couple bitches on tiktok the dance and I do want to fuck that what's you got breast cancer or something? No
[00:34:21] She's just wrapping her hair up. Oh, okay
[00:34:24] So credit card if you got breast cancer
[00:34:28] No, yeah, what's what's this about India? I think it is I was laughing imagining like just a drunkest shit in the
[00:34:35] In bitch like dibs like getting us getting ready to go out for the night
[00:34:39] So good look at this. So it's a drunk indie and bitch and she's like
[00:34:42] We're gonna go out for the night and the dots here
[00:34:47] For those at home Nick pointed to over his last
[00:35:13] Okay, what do you mean I can't drive oh
[00:35:20] Suit is incredible. Oh my god. He's like Joker
[00:35:24] Damn, he looks like the fat black Joker right now. You Jack City. Yeah, goddamn fits bow if I've ever seen
[00:35:34] For those of you at home Cedric is wearing a
[00:35:37] Two-piece purple like eggplant colored suit in the jacket is beyond his knees and a long chain
[00:35:47] Mmm, and I'm very fucking no he looks like the mask he does
[00:35:53] Somebody stop somebody suck they should make a black exploitation movie called the blast, okay?
[00:35:59] Yeah, and it's black mask. I love that. That's cool. I
[00:36:03] Would love that and it's a white guy who finds the mask. No black. It's a black version of the mask
[00:36:09] Very basic idea. That's very easy to follow along with
[00:36:12] Now what you don't want black people have anything huh doesn't he was wants to take away from that community bullet penis strikes again
[00:36:24] You're a fucked up guy bullet penis why they call a bullet penis since the high-tower because he's got a tiny little bullet people
[00:36:31] But it's one of the big bullets armor. No, it's not it's a BB gun
[00:36:43] I'm gonna call madam 22 the bullet penis
[00:36:47] One of the most successful coolest guys
[00:36:50] Who never who never raped the child or whatever he did no you're a different Adam 22
[00:36:56] They named you that for different reasons for your 22
[00:37:00] 22 caliber penis and even that's a little if you ask me that's yeah, it's it's you know
[00:37:06] It's that size, but I don't like I don't like the suggestion the name the numbers are giving right exactly
[00:37:11] It should be a one or a zero. Yeah, I don't think I'm talking about my penis Adam some kind of fraction a good
[00:37:22] Little dick how about Adam little fucking gay bitch. Yeah, whoa, how about Laurie Beth denward? Okay?
[00:37:32] Mm-hmm. Well, I can't believe Steve is just gonna say hey, what's up my
[00:37:38] Lord that you can't say that I can now. I'm Laurie Beth denward. I feel like she honestly got the pass at one point
[00:37:44] No joke. I bet you she was a dick sucking queen. You know, I tower high school. Yeah
[00:37:54] I don't think anyone could be back she says
[00:38:02] People would laugh if she said it mmm. I think you're so recognizable for our generation. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah, but Dabba do my
[00:38:14] Oh, that is what got you interested in sketch sketch homey. Mm-hmm. Change my life. I
[00:38:27] Definitely was watching that as a hater as a little kid be like I should be on that show. I should be on there
[00:38:33] No joke. I was she's wearing like a beret and I'm like I'm fast
[00:38:37] On a patty I was the Keenan character where he's in a bathtub. He's fresh. Yep. Yeah, my guy was good
[00:38:43] Yeah, that was pretty good. Tating is really what got me the comedy was that and then also watching
[00:38:48] Comedy Central presents at 11 and being like I'm funnier than these people
[00:38:52] Be like I could do this which is crazy to think is it you as an 11 year old. Yeah, but hey I
[00:38:59] Guess my little fit little fat asked me was right if you just sacrifice every other part of your life
[00:39:03] You can't even better than a random than a random half hour guy who got a half hour in 1997. Yeah, yeah
[00:39:13] Yeah, presented in Jesus like 96 good though
[00:39:17] Yeah, I've never seen it. He was wearing like he's wearing like a radio shack manager clothes
[00:39:22] Yeah, well, you know you could see his elbow here that elbow tattoos
[00:39:26] Huh, who was the first person that won last comic was aunt Amy Schumer. No, she didn't win the first one. Did she?
[00:39:33] Ant Alonso Bowden wasn't there a gay guy named aunt?
[00:39:39] And it was funny like I used to get confused because you know people call Anthony Kumia aunt, right?
[00:39:44] I would always thought they were talking about ants from last comic standing
[00:39:48] They're like ants a fucking huge racist. So I was like damn really that little homo and he's gay that little gay homo
[00:39:55] He like bleached hair or something wasn't it. He was another guy guy confused. That was Mario Cantone. Fuck. Yeah
[00:40:02] You want to fuck Ashley from Ashley furniture. Yeah, where'd they get this big fat Kevin Hart?
[00:40:07] That's just a black guy. Yeah, but he's got the same facial hair
[00:40:11] That's like identical. He doesn't look anything like him Kevin Hart's facial. There's a lot more fucking
[00:40:19] Like an MLB look he does a little he's looking a little Dominican in the beer. Yeah, yeah, I've heard if we had the sound on
[00:40:25] He'd be like listen fat version of me. No, I don't think so big fat version of me
[00:40:30] This is the chase freedom card. Don't give them free advertising you fucking googooch. I'm so stupid, dude
[00:40:36] Sorry, this is just a baby looks disgusting. It really does women and women
[00:40:41] Women recently gave birth and they're fucking this shit that came out of them should never we shouldn't be documented
[00:40:47] I agreed they should be both we put in a hole somewhere that place Saddam was living at the end of the Iraq war
[00:40:53] I guess in the very beginning of it for how long for at least
[00:40:58] Until the baby speaking speaking. Yeah, so like a
[00:41:02] Year and a half. I'll do the baby can dress itself. I could speak it at nine months. You could
[00:41:12] I was fully I was fully verbal by were you walking not by that age, but I was I was I was speaking barely walking now
[00:41:22] No, I had youthful I was I was maybe he's walked too much. It's probably what happened
[00:41:26] Are you sure they didn't just think you were still a baby because you were you look like a baby still now? No, I'm pretty nine months
[00:41:33] You're actually seven. I don't believe that's the case. They just saw you were babies still
[00:41:37] You're the same. I don't believe that to be the kid. Honestly. I got fed in third grade. I've told the story before
[00:41:44] Where my mom gave me milk money, but I spent it on cupcakes sit down kids. I'll tell you the story
[00:41:50] It was just using milk money on cup because you get milk for free. You're you're jacked before third grade
[00:41:55] I was fucking you're a really seven percent body fat and second grade
[00:42:00] Six pack it's always funny when the little kids like they're always like martial arts little kids
[00:42:06] They can't they kid a little Hercules or whatever. Yeah, they're where they have a six pack of muscles
[00:42:11] Is it bad? They can't be good out. It has to be right. Yeah, it can't be good for their like growth and they're like Nick
[00:42:17] I'm sure you've studied this and what whether you just a little just jacked little kids good or bad
[00:42:22] I have no idea. I don't think it has any impact. I feel like it stunts their growth
[00:42:27] Are you gonna make your like eight year old deadlift? I'm gonna make my eight year old do anything. I'm not gonna pay attention to it
[00:42:36] Damn she's gonna have to figure out the world on her own. Oh my god. Oh, it's a late imagine
[00:42:41] My job is just to pay the dude imagine somebody a woman with niggas her father
[00:42:46] I was just smoking cigarettes inside watching the Steve Harvey show
[00:42:51] Do the scumbag she would have to fuck even exist
[00:42:54] Like you had because you always fuck one level worse than who your father was
[00:43:06] Fuck I want somebody to start having some kids. You don't want to be I want to be hanging out with some babies
[00:43:10] Be a fun uncle, but I don't want my own. I have a couple of kids that are friends
[00:43:15] That's just had kids and I think they're great. Yeah, I'm jealous. They're cool. I went to a first birthday party
[00:43:20] That's so fucking cute. What did you get? I got him like a bowl and a spoon
[00:43:25] You gotta get him a cute outfit, man. I've gotten him. I've gotten plenty of presents
[00:43:30] I got him this this stuffed animal that you put in the microwave and it heats up. That's awesome
[00:43:35] And it smells like lavender and it smells like yeah, it's like a Roma therapy. Yeah, and he loves it this monkey
[00:43:39] That's very cute. That's awesome. I love that kid. I love all I love all the babies the new babies in my life
[00:43:45] Yeah, but having your own sounds a little fucking gay, honestly. What do you mean dude?
[00:43:50] Sounds like a lot of work every day you get to choose their outfit. I don't care
[00:43:55] I don't need to do that parents the parents sitting around trying to teach the baby the alphabet. They're like a
[00:44:00] What's next the babies like oh now I'm like see it's see
[00:44:13] Spencer comes after day. I was like it's he he's just saying it's a eat a mile
[00:44:26] Staff after that. Yeah, whatever fucking
[00:44:36] Yeah, dude go on uncle modal be fucking sick. Yeah, yeah, you get to come in and give them presents and be giving cigarettes
[00:44:46] Hmm taken for a ride your cool take them to a whore house. I don't know what they get in a whore house at 10
[00:44:51] Yeah, I don't know about my cousin tried to do to my little brother
[00:44:54] I don't know about uncle and I don't know about like obviously not parent
[00:44:58] But like they guess the role I would want to have in like a child's life is like
[00:45:02] You know the clown doll and poltergeist
[00:45:06] Yeah, that's kind of what I would want to make sense too scary. Yeah. Yeah, it's just a clown doll with long arms
[00:45:13] The polls are under the bed. Yeah, that would be cool. I feel like I could nail that one. That would be cool. Yeah
[00:45:23] Oh Cedric moved out. There you go. Now you asked are you sure? I don't want to just fuck and she was she'd be awesome
[00:45:29] I'm the answer is 100% sure, but I'm thinking about this is a Nordstrom ride commercial with an Asian girl
[00:45:35] She's got red on either side of her hair
[00:45:39] Just to let if you see the commercials, so you know, we're talking. Yeah, you can look it up
[00:45:42] We're watching the Steve Harvey show on to be right now
[00:45:48] But unfortunately there are commercial interruptions
[00:45:51] We so I can't tell because the sound is off right, but I'm guessing that Steve's world is crumbling
[00:45:57] Not only is the principal bitch getting married to the NBA player which of course who he used to hit
[00:46:02] I don't know if he used to hit her. He will end up there. There are childhood friends with a child
[00:46:07] Used to be fat. That's why he calls her piggy. That's funny
[00:46:15] She's getting married and now Cedric and his bitch are moving
[00:46:19] It looks like it looks like Steve is all alone. He's just certain for Andy cigarettes with Lori Beth. Oh look at this motherfucker
[00:46:25] Is that a what yeah, yeah, Jason Burke. Yeah
[00:46:30] Is a motherfucker move that layin started doing every fucking commercial is that actually him? Yeah, it's him. No joke
[00:46:35] I mean, he's he's fucking right at that other great
[00:46:45] He would know he was in that fucking it is Jason. It is good for him. Yeah
[00:46:52] Yeah, what the fuck Grant was in that one
[00:46:58] No, no cell phone company cricket, maybe
[00:47:01] Yeah, it was one of the bootleg ones, but he was on a hella handy. He was on a bus show on the subject one again
[00:47:11] It'd be cool to go back to 90s just be Lori Beth Denberg's do nothing boyfriend
[00:47:16] Steve's already worked in two weeks before 9-11
[00:47:18] 9-11 I fucking jump off the you know 30 rock kill myself. That'd be awesome
[00:47:27] She's got to put spoil me buy me shit. I'm cheating on her the whole time
[00:47:33] Yeah, you're not doing shit. I'm not doing fucking nothing. Yeah
[00:47:39] You just coasting off that all of that check fuck dude. I wanted to go back because Steve Harvey had
[00:47:49] He dedicated something this fucking remote sucks the Apple TV remote fucking you click it in
[00:48:00] Oh now they're gonna make me watch a fucking commercial like I'm a fucking asshole
[00:48:10] Fuck this commercial want to watch Steve Harvey's dedication. I think I'm gonna watch coda after you guys leave
[00:48:15] Coda looks like dog shit man. Oh coda you suck my dick, please
[00:48:22] Just like a mother you please so I'm gonna you play second event or they celebrate cion. She put a grass hierarchy
[00:48:35] Well stop making us watch all these fucking commercials you fucking pizza shit
[00:48:39] What part were you trying to rewatch? He had a he dedicated something
[00:48:43] He had a bit dedication at the end of the oh like like he dropped the yeah, but I think it was the last one
[00:48:49] But who did dedicate I don't know like a friend of his guy fucking read
[00:48:54] But how the fuck do you go back to the different episode by the way?
[00:48:59] This thing sucks my fucking dick and I'm about to get really pissed off Monica Kay
[00:49:05] Fuck Monica too matter fact while I'm at it. Yeah, she's she I would cast her as the dot the dot lady
[00:49:22] Okay, hold on let's go back touch by a pig best piggy's wedding there it is
[00:49:30] Okay, is he gonna ruin the wedding no we just watched this one but I want to see the this chair
[00:49:37] Adam you guys are having a great time watching TV. We're not watching the TV. We're doing our job and
[00:49:42] And I'm trying to just get to the point we go we got Parkinson's commercial
[00:49:47] Well, these cocksuckers really want to make us watch fucking commercials and especially about Parkinson's too
[00:49:54] Team Fox you can't you can't turn charities into commercials. I agree with you. Just annoy people now
[00:50:02] And before you love them if on my own goddamn time I found out about this motherfucker's disease
[00:50:10] But now anytime I see it you get a smile it says we're raising money for people with Parkinson's bam right damn
[00:50:17] Well, you go fuck some guy with Parkinson's up
[00:50:19] Just put you punch the guy in the job and then take the money and go buy cigarettes with it. That's awesome
[00:50:25] Yeah, honestly, I've been smoking sigs again. Just a little bit there. They're awesome. Yeah, I started I got back into it
[00:50:32] Vaping once you start vaping you'll now you're addicted for the rest of your life. I don't vape
[00:50:37] I don't like vaping for six months. It was killing me. It's also like a really whack look. It's like not cool
[00:50:46] It looks stupid for a girl and it's barely I'm back this it only looks good for like
[00:50:51] 23-year-old women to do it looks good, but it looks like it makes sense. It makes sense. They should be exactly
[00:50:56] It's a dumb thing, but they're dumb their generation. Yeah, I'm you doing it is pathetic. It's like my skateboard like
[00:51:02] Exactly, but you never skateboard it heal this guy if he vapes and then takes the vape out of his mouth and says dead ass
[00:51:09] Mm-hmm and said what do you say the other way is something gave him life? No, you didn't you did he said this is
[00:51:14] Gave me life. Yeah. Yeah, I said it like
[00:51:20] He said it is giving me a key beyond okay be honest. Would you say this joke?
[00:51:24] Yeah, of course because that's like what dumb women say on the Internet. Yeah, right sure
[00:51:28] You and there was no context in which it could have been a joke you said it earnestly while describing something else
[00:51:35] Why are there so many fucking commercials? I'm just trying to see the index making sure though
[00:51:42] Lion on my ass. Yes, you are. No, no, yes. You are. No, no, yes. You are no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't like sunglasses Nick
[00:51:52] I've decided. Yeah, I don't like it dude. No, I'm Indian pop on you. You've got me again. I have Michael my honestly pop up
[00:51:59] In class and I am Indian pop on I was I was I was getting I was building you up when I saw the sunglasses
[00:52:04] Yes, right like you look awesome, dude, and now it's the way it's affected your personality. You started it
[00:52:10] I turned you into he's gonna have a leather jacket next. Oh my god. He's gonna be a regular
[00:52:20] I'm filing all my teeth down. You're smoking crazy. Why was teeth though? No, it's either all rotted out from being a drug
[00:52:25] And what does he get? What does he get fucking veneers?
[00:52:33] Yeah, I guess it yeah probably I mean that's what it does. This is fucking crazy. How many fucking commercials there are there's been nothing but commercials
[00:52:40] I'm gonna fucking kill someone. I have to see this baby again. It's ugly ass baby
[00:52:44] I was a sexy Asian girl. We could look at it while she dances on the smoke bomb the entrainer just fire off
[00:52:51] That uh that's that's also a comic right in that
[00:52:58] Yeah, the shooter definitely did a couple of my he's gonna do knitting factory
[00:53:03] I'm pretty sure the shooter was Clark Jones
[00:53:07] I'm pretty sure that was Clark Jones. I don't think it was I don't think it was y'all done pissed me off for the last time
[00:53:19] You're done pissed Clark off for the last time
[00:53:38] You know that you're done pissed Clark off for the last damn time
[00:53:47] It would be sick of comics just started doing little soon it happened more here. We go here. We go. Okay. What is it?
[00:53:54] I don't know get ready to pause. I don't know where the remote is now. Okay. Steve's work is editing to the memory of Jesse
[00:53:59] And alloys fuck fuck and we can't go back Jesse and always haul Jesse and Eloise who is that?
[00:54:05] I don't know family member. You know who I'll tell you exactly where they were
[00:54:08] They were the people that owned the carpet store
[00:54:10] They gave him the carpet cleaning contract and like a credit with a travel agency when he was homeless in the late 80s
[00:54:17] They're the people that basically gave him his career. Is that right? I didn't know that. Mm-hmm
[00:54:22] That must have been right when they died. I guess what what do they do? They give him a credit?
[00:54:26] Well, they hired he was just like he was he was like a road comic that was homeless and this company that don't or this family's wife
[00:54:32] That's the that's the story. He tells anyway in a very tearful
[00:54:40] And away you know who needs that Clark Jones
[00:54:43] I don't think Clark is commit is close to committing any crimes. Well in this version. Okay, okay
[00:54:48] You're saying Steve could have gone the wrong direction. You think Steve could have gone he could have shot up the train
[00:54:53] Hmm. I don't think he could have I think his talent was undeniable cafe distinct by design
[00:54:59] That's what that that's the oven. I tried to buy that's a sick oven, bro
[00:55:03] Yeah, and then the delivery guys wouldn't bring it up the stairs. I thought it didn't fit through the door
[00:55:07] It would have I mean there's an oven in here already. It's the same dimensions. Yeah
[00:55:12] Also, like that's your fucking job. Yeah, it's true. My dad had to always figure out how to like get shit into little
[00:55:17] Places. Yeah, I mean it's yes ridiculous. It's the same, but you what you have to do is you have to bribe all those guys
[00:55:24] And you were too principled. No, he just didn't give me an end to bribe
[00:55:28] Mm-hmm. He was immediately like it won't go. We have to leave or we leave it outside
[00:55:32] I'm like well, you can't leave it outside. Dude. It's like there's got to be somewhere you can get in here
[00:55:36] He's like no, we're leaving also just try it. You didn't ask him what his friend Washington would think no
[00:55:43] One dollar. Yeah, you want to bump if you want to bump and you're like, you know, you're you got to ask for it
[00:55:49] That's just illegal. I could go to federal prison for bribing this man. Uh-huh. I think I don't think that's the case
[00:55:55] Well, no, you have to give a tip if he's a cop
[00:56:02] You have to ask him if he's a cop first. Mm-hmm. And he has to tell you what did her husband die or something. Why she ain't all black
[00:56:10] NBA player died. I don't know I can't tell that's why black people don't tip is they think it's a crime
[00:56:19] And you know the cops would you that too the cops would pretend to be waiters
[00:56:23] Yeah, the second black person tips like abroad he bribing
[00:56:33] And Clark here's about it. It's train time
[00:56:49] He's he's leaning shut out the clerk that was an awesome show man what an eating factory. Yeah, yeah
[00:56:58] I like that show. I mean I haven't been back Marie hosted now by herself sitting move to fucking LA
[00:57:07] Well, yeah, dude a lot of people moving LA
[00:57:17] I'm staying right here. You're too real dude. Yeah, I don't know if I could ever move those people are fake
[00:57:24] It sucks and it'll it's like literally impossible to ever buy New York real estate unless you
[00:57:30] We're already rich. What about when the economy collapses again. Maybe you can get interest rates are high and housing prices don't come down
[00:57:37] Yeah, it's probably what's gonna. Yeah, I mean, it's like yeah
[00:57:41] I mean everything that happens happens out in the open. They're like wow
[00:57:43] Oh fucking black stones buying up all the trailer parks. They're buying up
[00:57:49] And no, they're just all the housing is gonna be any house any house. It's all gonna be bought up
[00:57:53] And you're not gonna like you know, even just having like a modest house
[00:58:01] Damn, that's crazy. We should fucking kill everyone and then you know what's gonna happen is you're gonna say
[00:58:07] They need to raise property taxes if these companies are gonna be landlords and then that all that'll do is fucking then
[00:58:12] And try shout the little small and lures. Yeah, like yeah, and then even more companies get to buy shit. I'm saying
[00:58:20] There's a building and I think it's Chelsea, but it's like looks like like an apartment building
[00:58:26] And I think it's the Blackstone guys house, but it's single occupancy and it's a massive building should we firebomb it?
[00:58:35] And it's like but it's one guy's crib. It's like a city block. Mm-hmm. It's enormous
[00:58:41] Dude, this must be the NBA as close said as close as we are. They just killed them. They killed them all after the wedding
[00:58:53] As yeah, I mean as close as we're ever gonna get that you kind of you know revolution or whatever happened over the last two years
[00:59:07] and then a couple of other different kind of retards walking through the Capitol yep and
[00:59:13] And now it's everything's just bullshit. I would love to have a parade and
[00:59:25] Be on the newspaper. Oh, you'd like to be assaulted. I'd like to be a nurse, you know
[00:59:29] What if he kissed you and then he fucked you in the ass?
[00:59:31] I have you heavily afterwards. No, well the picture is really that's all that matters
[00:59:36] But there's a lot that happens after the picture to you especially
[00:59:39] I don't know there he reaches up your skirt. He puts a thumb up your ass. You're like ah
[00:59:42] It's like if the thumbs too much you're gonna hate what's about that happen. Yeah, it turns into the Puerto Rican day parade
[00:59:53] Butts get fingered at the gay pride parade
[01:00:00] Don't think so. What the hell kind of question is that?
[01:00:03] Prutes remember early on early on we did this show. Yeah, it was after I had walked through the gay pride parade
[01:00:09] There was that homeless lady master. Yeah, I drove the floor
[01:00:11] So kind of I had a story to go with it. Yeah, so we were doing jokes
[01:00:15] That was where we did the joke about the Italian guy getting excited to watch the Tony's. Oh, yeah
[01:00:22] I think it was something I said on the show first and then I tweeted it
[01:00:25] But it certainly wasn't anything you said or thought of I remember that what's it the sunglasses?
[01:00:33] I say I say I say we did this bit. He's like, oh, I thought that actually that was a tweet
[01:00:39] What it's always it's always just what's going on right now. You got a correct that demon got in your head
[01:00:45] That's not a demon that demon got in your head. You're gonna tell me what I think no
[01:00:49] You're just not under control. You're gonna tell me because I think genuinely speaking. I
[01:00:53] Think genuinely speaking you're a good you're a good guy, but you fell under his belt
[01:00:59] You're not you're not in your right mind
[01:01:01] You know and I'll stand by your side no matter what wow like I have this last six years. That's a really good guy
[01:01:11] Facey see that how much time we got left this kid. It's good. This has to be over by now. We done. Yeah, my mom just called me
[01:01:19] Oh, yeah, we're done. Oh, when it's once some once once the mom bring once the fat lady ring
[01:01:30] You know I have to say you didn't have to say it at all I had to say
[01:01:36] Here we go. Oh, police misconduct shootings beatings the Cochrane firm Cochrane firm. Are you have you been fucking?
[01:01:43] Look at the zoom background. He's using right now. He's fuzzy around the ears