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Ep. 311 - NOFX

Cum Town | Regular | 05/12/2022

[00:00:00] All right, this is I'm so loud
[00:00:04] check check check check
[00:00:08] Check check check check check check check check check check check check check. We're getting a little heated over
[00:00:15] rovy weight. Oh
[00:00:19] Starby good check check check check I can hear you guys yeah
[00:00:23] Yeah.
[00:00:24] Yeah.
[00:00:25] So I don't know if you guys saw it, but the Supreme Court said that bitches need to
[00:00:38] chill.
[00:00:39] Yeah.
[00:00:40] You know.
[00:00:41] That's exactly what happened.
[00:00:42] That's something that happened.
[00:00:43] That's fucked up.
[00:00:44] You can't hit it wrong anymore.
[00:00:46] Yeah.
[00:00:47] I think bitches should be able to do whatever the fuck they want.
[00:00:49] It is funny because I tried reading the draft decision or whatever.
[00:00:54] And it's like it's just so long.
[00:00:56] Yeah.
[00:00:57] And so boring.
[00:00:58] And it's like you just spend your whole life being like a homework fag.
[00:01:02] Yeah.
[00:01:03] It's so stupid.
[00:01:04] And then you get to this.
[00:01:05] Oh, I've been thinking about rules my whole life.
[00:01:08] Yeah.
[00:01:09] And then you get to make this a reason.
[00:01:11] Yeah.
[00:01:12] And this is just some fucking guy.
[00:01:14] And like, you know, like what the fuck is the point of like a constitutional democracy
[00:01:19] anyways?
[00:01:20] I don't know.
[00:01:22] You know, I don't fucking give a fuck.
[00:01:24] But I mean, it's crazy.
[00:01:25] But here's the thing.
[00:01:26] And I said it, we kind of mentioned it a little bit all last weeks, but there's only one
[00:01:31] solution and I'm going to give you a hint everyone.
[00:01:34] What is it?
[00:01:36] I can't.
[00:01:37] I won't say anything further.
[00:01:39] Fuck it.
[00:01:40] Oh.
[00:01:41] Yeah.
[00:01:42] Now, what we need is, and I'm kind of on the other side of the spectrum, is that we just
[00:01:46] we need to return to frontier justice.
[00:01:49] Okay.
[00:01:50] You know, the old West.
[00:01:51] We should burn down the entire.
[00:01:52] So if you kill the sheriff, you're the sheriff.
[00:01:55] Sort of.
[00:01:56] Yeah.
[00:01:57] Yeah.
[00:01:58] Duels.
[00:01:59] Yeah.
[00:02:00] Or you're just the king of the saloon.
[00:02:01] That's cool.
[00:02:02] Yeah.
[00:02:03] But so you need a posse.
[00:02:04] You need a crew.
[00:02:05] Yeah.
[00:02:06] And if you have enough blickeys, you can fucking run the town.
[00:02:08] I'm pretty sure I heard somebody get shot last night.
[00:02:10] Really?
[00:02:11] I was like, Oh, yeah, there are people arguing outside.
[00:02:13] And he goes like, do it then do it then.
[00:02:15] Then there was a gunshot.
[00:02:16] Well, he why would he ask for it?
[00:02:19] Like the just to kind of test stunt.
[00:02:24] Mm hmm.
[00:02:26] Do a fucking bitch.
[00:02:27] You won't do it.
[00:02:28] Pah.
[00:02:29] You shouldn't talk like that, Nick.
[00:02:30] You're making New York seem bad.
[00:02:33] You're doing like a Tucker thing.
[00:02:34] Well, no, he's been watching too much Tucker.
[00:02:36] There's never been any crime in New York.
[00:02:38] It was a fireworks.
[00:02:39] As long as you're inside by 10 p.m.
[00:02:40] That's fine.
[00:02:41] That's when the birds start reading them.
[00:02:43] As long as you have a cross in Rams blood on your front door.
[00:02:47] There's no cops or anything.
[00:02:48] Oh, passive or no.
[00:02:49] They could have just been starting a race.
[00:02:52] What's that?
[00:02:53] They could have just been starting a race.
[00:02:54] Yeah.
[00:02:55] Yeah.
[00:02:56] I do it.
[00:02:57] I can't wait to see.
[00:02:58] I guarantee you I'm faster than you.
[00:03:00] Yeah.
[00:03:01] They just had a sprint.
[00:03:04] Do you guys ever run?
[00:03:05] You seem like you might have done cross country or something out of me.
[00:03:08] Me, no.
[00:03:09] No, I hate cardio.
[00:03:11] My mother used to make me run with her.
[00:03:14] She was a long distance running.
[00:03:15] Oh, really?
[00:03:16] Yeah.
[00:03:17] He was shopping.
[00:03:18] They went shopping.
[00:03:19] No.
[00:03:20] They were dying in that show.
[00:03:21] She did marathon.
[00:03:22] Whoa, really?
[00:03:23] Yeah.
[00:03:24] She did twice and a half marathon once.
[00:03:26] That's what I'm saying.
[00:03:27] You should have her 50.
[00:03:28] It's like guys named Dan Lamort.
[00:03:30] I know Dan, yeah.
[00:03:32] He does ultra marathons.
[00:03:34] That's crazy.
[00:03:35] And he said that he never had run a marathon.
[00:03:37] He started off with ultra marathons.
[00:03:39] I mean, because he was fat as shit.
[00:03:40] What's that?
[00:03:41] Like one every day.
[00:03:42] One who lose weight.
[00:03:43] But no, an ultra marathon is like 50 miles.
[00:03:45] Like he goes on one race.
[00:03:47] Yeah, he goes on like 100 mile run.
[00:03:49] He just runs through the woods and shit.
[00:03:50] I'm like, how long does that take?
[00:03:52] And he's like, you know, like 27 hours.
[00:03:54] I'm like, what the fuck?
[00:03:56] What is he?
[00:03:58] He takes like Adderall or something.
[00:04:00] I think he gets higher than giraffe pussy.
[00:04:02] Yeah.
[00:04:03] He's a weed guy for sure.
[00:04:04] Nice.
[00:04:05] Yeah, I think he gets high and runs around.
[00:04:07] It's a good dude.
[00:04:08] I like that guy.
[00:04:09] Blazing is good for running.
[00:04:10] He's pretty young too.
[00:04:11] I think he's like, what is he?
[00:04:13] 25?
[00:04:14] Yeah, something like that.
[00:04:15] It's late 20s.
[00:04:16] He used to be.
[00:04:17] That's the damn dude.
[00:04:18] Life is because I remember that guy being young as fuck, but that was like two years
[00:04:21] before the pandemic.
[00:04:22] Yeah.
[00:04:23] And then that's been two years.
[00:04:25] No, but he's still, you know, but yeah, he runs like a motherfucker.
[00:04:31] Yeah.
[00:04:32] Ultra marathons.
[00:04:33] That's crazy.
[00:04:34] I did actually, I was at the hotel in Boston and I took one of those.
[00:04:38] They had a Peloton in there and I tried out the class.
[00:04:41] I synced it to my, I did all this syncing.
[00:04:44] You got to sync everything up beforehand.
[00:04:46] You got to download the app.
[00:04:47] You got to create an account.
[00:04:48] You got to sync everything.
[00:04:49] You did everything.
[00:04:50] Yeah, I was like, fuck it.
[00:04:51] Why not?
[00:04:52] Why not take the class?
[00:04:53] Did you have that guy that was like, yes, hunty?
[00:04:55] No, I got a black British woman with like a South.
[00:05:00] That's one of the hottest types of ladies.
[00:05:02] You're doing it, you're going to fucking dig deep into yourself.
[00:05:05] No, I don't like that.
[00:05:06] Yeah, no, that's usually.
[00:05:07] I want a posh.
[00:05:08] I want a black, a black Londoner that's posh.
[00:05:10] Yeah, I honestly, I don't know the difference between the types of acts.
[00:05:13] I guess really what this comes down to is how much I beat off to scary spice when I was
[00:05:17] a little kid.
[00:05:18] Yeah.
[00:05:19] Maybe that's why I'm like, a life amount.
[00:05:21] We're in ginger.
[00:05:22] We're my go to the black one with called scary.
[00:05:24] Yeah, I know.
[00:05:25] It's rude.
[00:05:26] I know it's fucked up.
[00:05:27] The world has changed.
[00:05:29] You know, it's worse.
[00:05:32] But yeah, so I would love to, I would love to smash a black Londoner.
[00:05:36] How about I should call it pay a ton.
[00:05:39] Pay a ton.
[00:05:40] One of those bikes.
[00:05:41] There's that one gay guy that I see on Twitter all the time and he's horny for like, he's
[00:05:46] kind of like the reverse Jordan Peterson where I feel like he's horny for Disney guys.
[00:05:51] Like he's like, Jafar is daddy.
[00:05:53] I do want to get.
[00:05:54] I do want to get.
[00:05:55] I was saying this two weeks ago, but I don't, I could only cause.
[00:05:59] Where are you?
[00:06:00] Was that here?
[00:06:01] They're all.
[00:06:02] Friend each other.
[00:06:03] I don't remember.
[00:06:04] We, they're racist together.
[00:06:05] You get one.
[00:06:06] I'll get one and then we can compete.
[00:06:07] Really?
[00:06:08] That feels nice.
[00:06:09] You got to do it.
[00:06:10] I'm absolutely not getting one.
[00:06:11] Too fast.
[00:06:12] That's like, no, be good for you.
[00:06:13] How much does it cost?
[00:06:14] They're like, they're like, I think $1,800.
[00:06:15] Oh, that's not bad.
[00:06:17] I thought like six thousand.
[00:06:19] They have the, they go up to like 3500, but the more expensive ones, they come with like
[00:06:23] a foam roller and a yoga pad.
[00:06:25] It's like all this bullshit.
[00:06:26] Right.
[00:06:27] You can get that on Amazon.
[00:06:28] Cause it's all this extra shit that's for like the palletont, like you're supposed to like
[00:06:31] swivel the screen and do extra shit off the bike.
[00:06:34] And it's like, you know what, why don't you just, why don't you just figure out being
[00:06:37] a bike?
[00:06:38] Why don't you enjoy being a bike motherfucker?
[00:06:39] Trying to control your whole life.
[00:06:41] Yeah.
[00:06:42] Bullshit.
[00:06:43] But I got it, I got it, I got it.
[00:06:44] I got to get like a regular exercising.
[00:06:46] What's that one thing they got that's literally the thing from 1984?
[00:06:49] It's like, it's called maybe the mirror or some shit.
[00:06:52] Oh yeah.
[00:06:53] Oh yeah.
[00:06:54] It just looks great.
[00:06:55] It's the bronze in the advertising.
[00:06:56] The bronze in the advertising.
[00:06:57] Yeah.
[00:06:58] I saw it, but I don't think he's with it anymore.
[00:07:00] I haven't seen him in a while.
[00:07:01] Well, I think it's called tonal.
[00:07:02] Tonal?
[00:07:03] Yeah.
[00:07:04] It's not called the mirror.
[00:07:05] I think the mirror is one and then tonal is one.
[00:07:07] You're thinking black, black mirror.
[00:07:09] Black mirror.
[00:07:10] Yeah, black mirror to show about black people looking in the mirror.
[00:07:12] Yeah.
[00:07:13] And it's fucking, thinking maybe they're the problem for listen, if it's a Londoner lady
[00:07:17] with big tits, now I'm listening.
[00:07:19] Yeah, I've got an idea for a show.
[00:07:20] It's called black mirror.
[00:07:22] Well, maybe they can take me instead of complying in a bag of police all the time.
[00:07:26] Maybe they take a look at me.
[00:07:27] Take a question that's like, who's the cause of all the problems in London?
[00:07:32] Maybe if you just have a black, black, black, black, black, and a mirror and he's got his
[00:07:35] answer.
[00:07:36] Let me get this right.
[00:07:37] You're saying the police are bad, yeah.
[00:07:39] It's right wing Russell Brand.
[00:07:41] Yeah.
[00:07:42] You think the police are bad then.
[00:07:43] Let me ask you this.
[00:07:44] You honestly think it would be better in the jungle.
[00:07:48] You're dodging coconut, so J Long is 150 degrees as a tiger biting your sandals.
[00:07:57] You think that would be bad.
[00:07:59] Try taking it, try complaining to the chief of tigers about target brutality.
[00:08:04] Yeah, exactly.
[00:08:05] They're not going to investigate shit.
[00:08:07] No, sir.
[00:08:08] No worries.
[00:08:09] You're trying to call your wife, but you know, every click noise she thinks you're hung
[00:08:12] up on her.
[00:08:13] You're trying to say your wife's name on the telephone.
[00:08:16] Oh, yeah.
[00:08:17] Interesting.
[00:08:18] And she's like, hey, my son hung up.
[00:08:20] That's what a fucking click means.
[00:08:22] Right.
[00:08:23] Guess you can't talk, you know why?
[00:08:24] That's the only thing she possibly could have thought was happening.
[00:08:27] And why are you even putting clicks in your language anyways?
[00:08:30] What's next?
[00:08:31] A horn or the horn on a fucking trolley car?
[00:08:35] Hey, my name is Richard Oubuga.
[00:08:38] What's Russell Brand up to these days?
[00:08:41] I know.
[00:08:42] He's a podcaster.
[00:08:43] Yeah.
[00:08:44] Like the people who's in the brotherhood, he like make a point for people like them.
[00:08:48] But he was always walking the razor's edge.
[00:08:50] He was always a guy that there was like, people liked him for a while.
[00:08:53] And he was one of one, one spicy takeaway from being cast cast off.
[00:08:58] And then the fattest dumbest bitch on Twitter in the world would be like, I told you the
[00:09:02] whole time he was bad.
[00:09:04] Yeah.
[00:09:05] As much as I hate being right, the person that says everyone always is bad.
[00:09:11] Everyone is bad.
[00:09:12] And then the off chance that people in this highly cynical fucked up critical world stop
[00:09:17] liking somebody, then I get to be right.
[00:09:20] I get to be the Miss Cleo of being a cunt.
[00:09:23] Oh, dude, they remade Arthur with him.
[00:09:25] That's horrible, dude.
[00:09:26] Oh, the Dudley.
[00:09:27] He's got none of the swag of Dudley, dude.
[00:09:30] Dudley's got that sauce, dude.
[00:09:33] Russell Brand pretends he does.
[00:09:35] But that having said that, forgetting Sarah Marshall's a good flick.
[00:09:38] Yeah, pretty funny.
[00:09:39] Yeah.
[00:09:40] And you see Jason Seagull's big, nice floppy cock.
[00:09:43] Oh, yeah.
[00:09:44] I forgot about that.
[00:09:45] She is cock in a major way twice.
[00:09:47] Before he gets dumped, right?
[00:09:49] Before and I think at the end, you see his cock again.
[00:09:51] A nice bookend.
[00:09:52] And then you know.
[00:09:53] Jod Apatow understands storytelling.
[00:09:56] Yeah.
[00:09:57] And you got to start with the cock.
[00:09:58] You got to end with the cock.
[00:09:59] You got forgetting Sarah R word.
[00:10:01] Okay.
[00:10:02] And he's like, yeah, I had to flee to Tahiti because the police found out I was fucking
[00:10:07] a retarded woman.
[00:10:08] Is that illegal?
[00:10:09] And oh, yeah.
[00:10:10] Yeah, they can't consent in a big way.
[00:10:12] Really?
[00:10:13] And it's illegal in a big way.
[00:10:15] What if they spell out yes with blocks?
[00:10:18] Yeah, there has to be some sort of legal precedent.
[00:10:21] The letter and the most powerful letter in the English language has been removed from
[00:10:26] the alphabet.
[00:10:27] Can retire because it hurts people's feelings.
[00:10:29] Can retire people fuck each other?
[00:10:31] Can retarded people fuck each other?
[00:10:33] It's encouraged.
[00:10:34] It's encouraged.
[00:10:35] That's a good question.
[00:10:36] They almost have they want to get their nuts off.
[00:10:38] Where do you think the retarded people are coming from?
[00:10:41] They just hear magically out of thin air.
[00:10:44] No, it's simple genetics.
[00:10:47] So it's messed up because they let intellectually capable women have sex with.
[00:10:53] Did we say it on the show?
[00:10:54] I had a sketch idea one time.
[00:10:55] Was a woman giving birth and the baby comes out and has Down syndrome and the father's
[00:11:00] like furious.
[00:11:01] He's looking around and out the hallway.
[00:11:03] There's just a man with Down syndrome.
[00:11:05] He's like, you son of a bitch.
[00:11:08] You're just beating the fuck out of the gun.
[00:11:12] You fucking bastard.
[00:11:14] That's not how it works.
[00:11:18] You bastard son of a bitch, please.
[00:11:20] Is this the janitor at the hospital?
[00:11:23] What's going on?
[00:11:25] That's a great idea.
[00:11:27] I love that one.
[00:11:28] You bastard son of a bitch.
[00:11:30] How could you whore?
[00:11:31] How dare you bastard?
[00:11:32] Put your hands on my wife.
[00:11:35] I love that he thinks he's just the guy at the hospital too.
[00:11:40] The first one he sees is the one he fucked his wife.
[00:11:45] He's in a blind rage.
[00:11:50] What were you saying there Adam?
[00:11:51] I don't know.
[00:11:52] I was in a stupid state by intellectually capable.
[00:11:55] Oh yeah.
[00:11:56] They let regular ladies have sex with mentally handicapped men but they don't let the regular
[00:12:06] men have sex with him.
[00:12:07] Is that true?
[00:12:08] I'm not going to be in a constitution.
[00:12:10] That's part of the draft decision.
[00:12:12] That's the thing I encourage everyone to read the draft decision because there's some fun
[00:12:16] stuff at the end.
[00:12:18] Right.
[00:12:19] They slip in that thing about reading it.
[00:12:20] They put that in the video.
[00:12:21] It says getting retard-pussy.
[00:12:22] It was what do they call it?
[00:12:24] Pork barrel decision.
[00:12:25] That means.
[00:12:26] Yeah, I think that sounds right.
[00:12:27] Put extra stuff in the ball, in the bill.
[00:12:30] It's kind of like a teacher if it's a girl that's a lot to have sex with a kid.
[00:12:35] But if it's a guy.
[00:12:36] Big no no.
[00:12:37] Kind of the same.
[00:12:38] You just don't know.
[00:12:39] That is the same logic.
[00:12:41] I mean kind of yeah.
[00:12:44] I did see a video years ago.
[00:12:46] I don't remember on what website.
[00:12:49] I believe the porn star, she was Asian with big fake tits.
[00:12:56] She's from the Golden Age, from the Jenna Jamison age.
[00:13:01] Not Tara Patrick.
[00:13:03] It was.
[00:13:05] Maybe he's a Carrera.
[00:13:06] Is Ava divine one?
[00:13:09] Is that?
[00:13:10] Jason Patrick.
[00:13:11] Jason Patrick.
[00:13:12] You're thinking he was masturbating to the Terminator.
[00:13:14] I was beating off the Terminator.
[00:13:15] What if he could turn into a pussy?
[00:13:19] Yeah, liquid mitt.
[00:13:20] Would you fuck T2?
[00:13:21] Stop.
[00:13:22] I don't think that was.
[00:13:23] Why?
[00:13:24] Because it could turn himself into a robot.
[00:13:25] Wait, because it's a guy.
[00:13:26] It's not a guy, it's a robot.
[00:13:27] Yeah, it's a minute.
[00:13:28] Well, I guess it depends what I wouldn't, you know.
[00:13:29] It's Terminator 3, but this time he tricks guys into fucking him.
[00:13:32] That's right.
[00:13:33] It was Ava divine.
[00:13:34] It was Ava divine.
[00:13:35] Oh my god.
[00:13:36] Anyway, she did a video about how she really likes to fuck Rita Hardy the guys, because
[00:13:42] they're really?
[00:13:43] Because they like just get after the pussy in a major way.
[00:13:47] I think she was an escort as well.
[00:13:50] And I think when she gets clients that are mentally handicapped.
[00:13:53] Who's paying for that?
[00:13:54] Is it clients?
[00:13:55] A really cool mom.
[00:13:56] That's better.
[00:13:57] A really cool mom on your birthday.
[00:14:01] Wow.
[00:14:02] After the legos ain't fucking ain't getting it done anymore.
[00:14:07] When you said legos and I remembered I got a whole stack of puzzles over there.
[00:14:12] Yeah, I know this.
[00:14:13] Maybe I'll do a puzzle this app.
[00:14:14] See, it's gradations of how retarded you are when you're just a pinch like Nick.
[00:14:18] It's puzzles.
[00:14:19] Yeah, those guys can't be doing 1000 pieces.
[00:14:21] No, no, no, no, no, no, they get them lost.
[00:14:25] Just like a guy with Down syndrome, like looking, like puts all the pieces down on the table
[00:14:30] and then time laps to an hour later and so I was like, I finished.
[00:14:34] And then there's like just a puzzle stuck to one piece left stuck to his mouth.
[00:14:38] He like, oh, I didn't eat that one.
[00:14:41] So I got did it.
[00:14:44] All done.
[00:14:45] I ate the puss.
[00:14:46] You know, when that guy kicks down the door, you bastard.
[00:14:49] You son of a bitch.
[00:14:52] Put your hands on my wife.
[00:14:54] You bastard.
[00:14:55] I love that guy.
[00:14:57] That guy's so stupid.
[00:14:59] Let's see what the fuck that I want to say.
[00:15:04] I don't remember.
[00:15:05] And then that guy's in a support group later and he's telling the story and he's like,
[00:15:09] and then after I found out that I was actually retarded.
[00:15:15] And that's it was my son.
[00:15:16] And you know what candy is good, but I'm struggling to enjoy it that much.
[00:15:21] You don't have much of a sweet tooth.
[00:15:23] What's wrong with me?
[00:15:24] That's nice.
[00:15:25] It's a nice tail.
[00:15:30] You bastard.
[00:15:31] You bastard.
[00:15:32] You son of a bitch.
[00:15:33] Wait, so she's in an interview talking about how people would hire her?
[00:15:39] I don't remember exactly, but she said, yeah, she was just like so down.
[00:15:43] She, you know, she was like, I think they get after pussy in a very instinctual, you know,
[00:15:49] because it's they're free of all the mental hang ups.
[00:15:52] And they got the whole.
[00:15:53] Morning, they got big retarded pieces and they're ready to go after.
[00:15:58] And they also, I think some of that don't they have an extra male chromosome sometimes?
[00:16:03] So they're even more violent.
[00:16:04] They got even more testosterone.
[00:16:06] They're violent with the pussy.
[00:16:07] Well, this is just a video on the sex and the crime.
[00:16:12] The chromosome of violence.
[00:16:14] The chromosome of violence.
[00:16:17] The vega has been pretending to not be retarded in a small town somewhere until his retarded
[00:16:22] friends from Philly come find it.
[00:16:25] He's just he's in the local movie theater.
[00:16:26] He's like, he has your seats right this way, sir.
[00:16:29] And they're like, well, well, well, well.
[00:16:31] His old friend.
[00:16:33] Somebody's like, scooter, do you know these guys?
[00:16:35] He's like, no, no, no, I've never met them before in my life.
[00:16:39] They're like, Tootsie, oh, perhaps.
[00:16:42] He's trembling.
[00:16:43] His hands are shaking.
[00:16:45] You sweating.
[00:16:46] Yeah, scooter.
[00:16:47] What's wrong?
[00:16:48] Nothing.
[00:16:49] Nothing.
[00:16:50] I'm fine.
[00:16:51] What's wrong with my voice?
[00:16:54] Dude, that movie's so awesome.
[00:16:58] The chromosome of violence.
[00:17:00] When he goes back and just fucking lights everyone up.
[00:17:03] So sick.
[00:17:04] I haven't seen that movie in a while.
[00:17:06] It's pretty cool.
[00:17:07] He does weirdly rape his wife on the stairs.
[00:17:10] But she busts.
[00:17:11] But she busts.
[00:17:12] Yeah, the stairs, that symbol of oppression and the disabled community.
[00:17:17] Right.
[00:17:18] So that's why he does it.
[00:17:19] That's the symbolism in there.
[00:17:20] Right.
[00:17:21] That's why I understand Cronenberg's mind.
[00:17:22] But that's exactly what he meant.
[00:17:24] Right.
[00:17:25] Wait, is that Cronenberg's at the same guy who did all those weird movies?
[00:17:28] Yes.
[00:17:29] Really?
[00:17:30] You nailed it.
[00:17:31] Because I've never seen anything but that one.
[00:17:33] No, you've seen more Eastern promises.
[00:17:35] Oh, OK.
[00:17:36] You did Eastern promises.
[00:17:37] Well, who am I thinking of?
[00:17:38] You've seen existence.
[00:17:41] Who did the fly?
[00:17:43] Cronenberg.
[00:17:44] No?
[00:17:45] That is him.
[00:17:46] Yeah.
[00:17:47] Because I think of Cronenberg, I think like a bunch of weird fucked up shit.
[00:17:50] You know, shit Sarah Squirren would like.
[00:17:52] Yeah, it's that vibe.
[00:17:54] OK.
[00:17:55] But he also did Eastern promises was just a sick movie about revenge.
[00:17:59] Yeah, he doesn't have bugs.
[00:18:01] Those were like, I guess, his attempts to mainstream movies.
[00:18:05] His history of violence and the.
[00:18:07] Yeah, those are the only ones.
[00:18:08] I've seen those two in the fly when I was a little kid.
[00:18:11] Yeah, video drums real good.
[00:18:12] Never seen video drums.
[00:18:13] Scanners is awesome.
[00:18:14] Never seen scanners.
[00:18:15] Scanners is the head explodes.
[00:18:17] I've seen that GIF.
[00:18:18] Scanners was one of my favorite movies.
[00:18:20] I was a kid.
[00:18:21] I think what I thought it was, we've been over this.
[00:18:24] I thought it was part of the movie network.
[00:18:25] Dead rangers is very good.
[00:18:27] We're not network.
[00:18:28] Oh, yeah.
[00:18:29] Have you seen dead rangers?
[00:18:30] Dead rangers is very good.
[00:18:31] Dead's on two twin brother surgeons.
[00:18:34] Oh, that's cool.
[00:18:35] Yeah.
[00:18:36] That's a great name.
[00:18:37] And they like, you know, fuck the same girl and they don't know which one is.
[00:18:42] That's awesome.
[00:18:43] It's pretty bad.
[00:18:44] Like the spider with Ralph Fiennes.
[00:18:45] I don't see that.
[00:18:47] Ralph Fiennes.
[00:18:48] Is it Ralph or Wraith?
[00:18:50] I don't know, but his last name is also spelled different.
[00:18:55] I want to say Wraith.
[00:18:56] Man, no, I think it's Ralph.
[00:18:59] Yeah, Spider with...
[00:19:01] Oh, so that motherfucking that made all the weird movies also made those two, which I love.
[00:19:06] Yeah, he makes bug movies.
[00:19:08] And he makes Vigo with his cock out fucking people up.
[00:19:11] That's his vibe.
[00:19:12] Loser is two vibes.
[00:19:14] It's both modes.
[00:19:16] You get Sarah Sherman and Sarah Square.
[00:19:18] Yeah, yeah.
[00:19:19] You got Sarah on SNL wearing a wig looking presentable for once in her fucking life.
[00:19:23] And then you got this clown with your fucking hair all fucked up.
[00:19:27] The fucking clown.
[00:19:29] Clown with some hairy ass armpits.
[00:19:31] That's what the two vibes.
[00:19:34] Damn, I didn't ever realize that because that just felt like a completely, you know,
[00:19:40] maybe I'll go see some of his weird shit now.
[00:19:42] Yeah, let's look at the...
[00:19:43] Let's look at where he should see.
[00:19:44] Well, we also have to get into the same existence.
[00:19:47] Oh, yeah, we forgot to...
[00:19:49] We got time.
[00:19:50] We got time.
[00:19:51] Yeah, so let's see.
[00:19:52] We have time.
[00:19:53] Sarah, what crimes are the future shivers?
[00:19:54] Crimes of the future, that's a cool name.
[00:19:55] Fast company, the brood, scanners, video drum, dead zone, fly.
[00:19:59] Maps of the stars?
[00:20:00] Naked lunch and butterfly crash existence.
[00:20:03] Oh, and butterflies crazy.
[00:20:05] Spider, history of violence, he's in promises.
[00:20:08] A dangerous method, gizmopolis.
[00:20:10] Maps of the stars, crimes of the future.
[00:20:12] Well, I got a dangerous method for you.
[00:20:14] Yeah.
[00:20:15] That's about Freud fucking.
[00:20:16] Edward sends her hands fingering.
[00:20:18] Edward Fingers, his or her hands tries to get into squirting.
[00:20:23] That's pretty cool.
[00:20:24] Edward Fingers hands.
[00:20:25] Wow.
[00:20:26] He's just a goth guy.
[00:20:27] That's just a guy.
[00:20:28] Yeah, they call me Edward Fingers hands.
[00:20:29] But he's got the index where the pinky should be.
[00:20:38] You know.
[00:20:39] If you knew a guy who had a disability in his hands, we're fucked up.
[00:20:42] Just call him Edward Fingers hands.
[00:20:44] Yeah.
[00:20:45] I got some friends with fucked up hands.
[00:20:48] Yeah.
[00:20:49] What's up, Edward Fingers hands?
[00:20:50] That'd be a fun way to bully somebody.
[00:20:53] I got friends with like little nubs.
[00:20:56] You should text them right now.
[00:20:57] How about Darkwing cock?
[00:21:00] It's a duck that comes home and his wife's fucking other people.
[00:21:03] Oh, it's funny.
[00:21:04] He's wearing a really big hat.
[00:21:05] Yeah.
[00:21:06] Yeah, and a cloak.
[00:21:07] He's like, check out these cool clothes.
[00:21:08] I just...
[00:21:09] What's going on?
[00:21:11] What are you doing?
[00:21:13] Are you laying eggs with launch pad?
[00:21:16] Damn.
[00:21:17] Why are you in launch pad laying eggs?
[00:21:20] Launch pad took the pussy.
[00:21:22] Yeah.
[00:21:23] Launch pad was like, what's all Darkwing?
[00:21:26] I'm getting some pussy for a change.
[00:21:28] The balloon's fucking his duck wife.
[00:21:31] Dude, I haven't seen Darkwing duck in a while.
[00:21:33] Is that in the Scrooge McDuck universe?
[00:21:37] I believe so.
[00:21:38] Hold on.
[00:21:39] Let me look at picture of David Divine's breasts.
[00:21:41] Dude.
[00:21:42] Darkwing duck kind of looks like Steve Harvey.
[00:21:44] Oh, yeah.
[00:21:45] That's good stuff.
[00:21:46] He's a king of comedy.
[00:21:51] Darkwing and duck.
[00:21:52] Yeah, I used to fuck with that shit when I was a little ass kid.
[00:21:57] Did you jack off dude?
[00:21:58] No, what the fuck is wrong with you?
[00:22:00] Oh, you say you jack off to everything.
[00:22:02] Why would I jack off the Darkwing duck?
[00:22:03] I don't know.
[00:22:04] You said a lot of stuff you jack off.
[00:22:06] Is there anything sexual about Darkwing duck?
[00:22:08] Maybe there's a hot duck check in.
[00:22:10] No, the duck is a little girl.
[00:22:11] You fucking freak.
[00:22:12] I don't remember it, dude.
[00:22:14] Who daisy duck?
[00:22:15] I think so.
[00:22:16] No, no.
[00:22:17] My name is Gosselin Mallard, apparently.
[00:22:19] Oh, she's a duck.
[00:22:21] Yeah, I mean, most of the villains are just, this is really just ripping off Batman, of
[00:22:26] course.
[00:22:27] But hey, what are you going to do?
[00:22:30] Oh, I've also been watching the Batman anime series is so fucking good.
[00:22:34] I was just, you know how you just have a show on when you want to watch, when you're
[00:22:38] like eating or you just do it, you just need to kill 20 minutes.
[00:22:41] It's become my go-to.
[00:22:42] I just need to kill like 10 minutes.
[00:22:44] It's comforting.
[00:22:45] So fucking good.
[00:22:47] The animation is so good.
[00:22:49] It looks awesome.
[00:22:50] The song is nice.
[00:22:51] What show?
[00:22:52] Ah, blah, blah, blah.
[00:22:53] The animated series.
[00:22:54] The animated Batman.
[00:22:55] Yeah.
[00:22:56] Yeah, I think I had that on Apple TV.
[00:22:57] When I got to Apple TV, that was the first thing I bought.
[00:22:59] And I would take a couple of res and hits in the morning and watch that.
[00:23:03] Oh, it's awesome.
[00:23:04] I was high as fuck watching that shit.
[00:23:06] Harvey Dent has, before he becomes Too Faced has a really big kind of like, he has game
[00:23:12] out.
[00:23:13] Well, it's a two part episode.
[00:23:15] When he turns into Too Faced?
[00:23:16] Yeah.
[00:23:17] I think I pointed it out.
[00:23:18] But like Bruce Wayne, if you didn't know he was Batman, you would just think he's gay
[00:23:22] for Harvey Dent.
[00:23:23] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:23:24] Because Harvey Dent's giving a speech and he's like, I'm going to fix Gotham or whatever.
[00:23:28] And then Bruce Wayne's like, and made a lot of pretty girls also.
[00:23:32] He's hand your handsome too.
[00:23:33] I forget what he's saying.
[00:23:34] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:23:35] And then there's a scene where like Harvey, like he's being outed by Rupert Thorne for
[00:23:40] going to therapy.
[00:23:41] Yeah, yeah.
[00:23:42] And fucking Batman.
[00:23:43] Bruce Wayne's like, a lot of people go to therapy, Harvey.
[00:23:46] He's like, I got myself for things I can't talk about.
[00:23:50] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:23:51] And it's like, for my secret.
[00:23:53] The audience knows it's because he's Batman.
[00:23:55] Right.
[00:23:56] They have to be like, what?
[00:23:57] What?
[00:23:58] And why are you friends with that college boy?
[00:24:00] Yeah.
[00:24:01] Why do you pay that?
[00:24:02] With the dead parents.
[00:24:03] Dead or his performance to college tuition.
[00:24:06] That orphan.
[00:24:07] That was Swank orphans college tuition.
[00:24:10] It makes me feel because you know Hunter Biden grew up thinking that he was going to be
[00:24:13] Bruce Wayne.
[00:24:14] He thought he was going to be Batman.
[00:24:15] He was like, I got a...
[00:24:16] He thought I was going to get murked.
[00:24:18] Yeah, he's like a rich, you know, I'm like a rich sort of dark character.
[00:24:22] Right.
[00:24:23] And then you just turn into a fucking loser to get it.
[00:24:26] Yeah.
[00:24:27] You think he thought that because his brother who died, wasn't he like the superstar of
[00:24:31] the family?
[00:24:32] He was like Joe, Joe Jr. and he had a fucking...
[00:24:35] Yeah, obviously the favorite because he gave him the rhyming name.
[00:24:38] Imagine your dad's name is Richard and he's got two sons.
[00:24:42] Featured.
[00:24:43] Okay.
[00:24:44] And then like Donald.
[00:24:47] Right.
[00:24:48] You know, you're Donald.
[00:24:49] You're going to be like...
[00:24:51] Donnie.
[00:24:52] That's just funny but the Trump brothers.
[00:24:53] One of them gets to be Donald Trump Jr. and then the other one's just Eric.
[00:24:56] Eric Trump.
[00:24:57] Yeah.
[00:24:58] Eric gave him a really gay name.
[00:24:59] It is.
[00:25:00] In particular.
[00:25:01] Do you know the opera?
[00:25:02] Do you know that?
[00:25:03] Eric?
[00:25:04] His name is Eric.
[00:25:05] The character's name is Eric.
[00:25:06] It's not like the ghost of...
[00:25:07] I thought it was like Fantasma.
[00:25:08] You know, there's a sequel to Phantom of the Opera where it takes place in Coney Island.
[00:25:15] We're like the Phantom escapes or some shit.
[00:25:17] I watched it once I'm really high.
[00:25:19] It's a musical.
[00:25:20] It's a musical.
[00:25:21] Yeah.
[00:25:22] Angela and Weber.
[00:25:23] I believe so.
[00:25:24] Damn.
[00:25:25] It's called Love Never Dies.
[00:25:26] Andrew Tard Weber.
[00:25:27] Yeah.
[00:25:28] I have to shit.
[00:25:29] No, I have to shit because I had that Bodega sandwich but there's no toilet paper.
[00:25:34] I used a napkin.
[00:25:36] Fuck.
[00:25:37] Do I have to use a napkin?
[00:25:38] I don't have to talk about everything on the podcast.
[00:25:41] You brought it up.
[00:25:42] I just didn't mean myself.
[00:25:43] You brought it up.
[00:25:44] You said go on.
[00:25:45] You don't have toilet paper in your house.
[00:25:46] Adam, can you go to the Bodega by toilet paper so I can shit after I end the show?
[00:25:49] We're doing the show.
[00:25:50] You kind of owe this house toilet paper.
[00:25:52] You did shit here.
[00:25:53] Honestly, you took all the napkins.
[00:25:55] You kind of owe the house toilet paper.
[00:25:56] No, there's more napkins.
[00:25:57] I only used one.
[00:25:58] I had a stealth.
[00:25:59] I had a stealth.
[00:26:00] It was a fucking nose.
[00:26:03] K-19, the Widowmaker submarine.
[00:26:06] Wow.
[00:26:07] Drop right down the hole.
[00:26:09] Good for you.
[00:26:10] Clean wipe.
[00:26:11] I have a feeling I got a real messy Bodega shit in me.
[00:26:15] Yeah.
[00:26:16] I'm for once.
[00:26:17] I had a healthy one because I wanted to fucking ride one of those electric bikes home but I'm
[00:26:20] not going to be able to with a fat shit in the chamber.
[00:26:23] It's a nice day out today.
[00:26:26] Yeah, it got nice, right?
[00:26:27] K-19, the penis sucker.
[00:26:29] The penis sucker, that's good.
[00:26:32] Get on my penis.
[00:26:36] Don't suck my dick.
[00:26:38] What's K-19?
[00:26:39] I don't know.
[00:26:40] It's a submarine.
[00:26:41] Okay.
[00:26:42] Somebody sucked the body.
[00:26:44] Somebody sucked the body.
[00:26:45] It's dick.
[00:26:47] Was that like a companion film to Crimson Tide?
[00:26:53] Was it like Twister or what?
[00:26:55] There was a lot of submarine movies in the...
[00:26:57] It was hot.
[00:26:58] Doss boot.
[00:26:59] K-19, the Widowmaker.
[00:27:00] No, K-19, the Widowmaker came out like 10 years after Crimson Tide.
[00:27:03] Yeah.
[00:27:04] K-19, the Widowmaker was like mid 2000s because I remember I saw that.
[00:27:07] Really?
[00:27:08] That's one of the movies I've seen in my life where I was the only person in the movie.
[00:27:11] I don't know if I actually ever saw it.
[00:27:13] Yeah.
[00:27:14] But I know it's about a submarine.
[00:27:15] That's such a late time to be doing a Harrison Ford.
[00:27:17] The companion film, the companion film to K-19, the Widowmaker, was U-571.
[00:27:21] Oh yeah, U-571.
[00:27:22] Yeah, U-571 came out in 2000.
[00:27:34] The only ones I've seen are Crimson Tide and Down Periscope.
[00:27:38] What about a...
[00:27:39] Don Periscope?
[00:27:40] Something Steven Seagull movie.
[00:27:42] Under siege.
[00:27:43] That's a regular boat.
[00:27:45] That's a regular boat.
[00:27:46] A submarine.
[00:27:47] Yeah.
[00:27:48] Wait, really?
[00:27:49] Is that a submarine?
[00:27:50] Yeah, then go for air.
[00:27:51] Yeah, it's a destroyer.
[00:27:52] It's like a battleship.
[00:27:53] I could have swore it was a submarine.
[00:27:55] No.
[00:27:56] I don't know, it still works.
[00:27:57] That's a movie.
[00:27:59] Under his under siege.
[00:28:02] He's too dark territory, but I think that's a train.
[00:28:04] That's a train.
[00:28:05] Yes, we were that guy, our friend.
[00:28:07] What the fuck was his name?
[00:28:08] Who came here at the movie about raccoons or whatever the fuck?
[00:28:12] Oh, it was like a parody.
[00:28:13] I forgot about that.
[00:28:14] I forgot.
[00:28:15] Yeah.
[00:28:16] What was that guy's name, Nick?
[00:28:17] Do you remember?
[00:28:18] What?
[00:28:19] Frankie.
[00:28:20] The guy you...
[00:28:21] Frank Butchigs?
[00:28:22] Yeah, the guy I made that movie about.
[00:28:25] Yeah, Frank Butchig from Ohio.
[00:28:28] Oh, yeah.
[00:28:29] Oh, Frank Butchigs.
[00:28:32] From Dayton.
[00:28:33] What the fuck was his name?
[00:28:37] He's a cool guy in the movie.
[00:28:39] Nice guy.
[00:28:40] It was fun.
[00:28:42] Do it bad.
[00:28:43] Do you know what I like about the Batman animated series?
[00:28:48] He doesn't do a low voice.
[00:28:50] He doesn't do as a gold
[00:28:51] and he doesn't do it.
[00:28:52] Did Pattinson do it?
[00:28:54] I don't remember.
[00:28:55] He kind of had a bitch.
[00:28:57] He did a little pinch of it.
[00:28:59] But nothing crazy.
[00:29:00] Yeah.
[00:29:01] I kind of like that, actually.
[00:29:03] The movie?
[00:29:04] No, it's Pattinson as a guy.
[00:29:06] Oh, we forget to talk about dying.
[00:29:08] Damn, these ones fly by.
[00:29:10] There ain't nothing like it.
[00:29:12] We're real proud of them.
[00:29:13] Let me...
[00:29:14] Let's just say, folks, before we get into a product we believe in, I want to tell you
[00:29:17] something I believe in, my special that I believe will be really pissed if it doesn't
[00:29:23] come out on May 22nd.
[00:29:24] But I think it finally is.
[00:29:26] Mark your calendars.
[00:29:27] Mark it at all.
[00:29:29] It's common, folks.
[00:29:31] So I worked very hard on this.
[00:29:33] Go to my YouTube channel.
[00:29:36] Subscribe to that shit.
[00:29:37] And I'm excited to see if it's a full out.
[00:29:39] I've been doing a lot of crowd work clips.
[00:29:42] This will be a full hour of...
[00:29:44] There's a little bit of crowd work here and there.
[00:29:46] But it's almost a full hour of jokes.
[00:29:48] So yeah, get fucking...
[00:29:51] Get ready for that shit and then also come see me in DC this weekend.
[00:29:56] I think say that he goes fully sold out.
[00:29:59] But Philly and I'm making up the Providence dates, so come see me on those.
[00:30:06] And anyway, what we really are interested in is...
[00:30:11] Diet smoke.
[00:30:12] Diet smoke.
[00:30:13] Diet smoke.
[00:30:14] The problem with smoking weed is that sometimes you get two motherfucking high.
[00:30:20] And that's because you're a fucking idiot that doesn't know how to smoke weed.
[00:30:22] So true.
[00:30:23] You can't handle your shit.
[00:30:24] You're a little dumbass.
[00:30:25] You need to be paying money to fuck Ape with the wine.
[00:30:27] You think Edibles, you gotta understand what milligrams are.
[00:30:31] It's like, what the hell is this?
[00:30:33] Nazi Germany?
[00:30:34] Yeah, sure.
[00:30:35] I gotta understand the metric system.
[00:30:36] Diet smoke is a perfect medium high because it uses Delta 8, which is the Coke Zero.
[00:30:44] This is the official slogan, the Coke Zero of weed.
[00:30:48] Delta 8 is...
[00:30:50] Delta 8 THC gummies and their diet smoke is the name of their website.
[00:30:57] And they got two flavors, blue raspberry and watermelon.
[00:30:59] And they're both delicious.
[00:31:01] Two best flavors, I can think of.
[00:31:02] Yeah, I would think it may be...
[00:31:04] It'd be mayonnaise and hot sauce.
[00:31:06] That would be two flavors.
[00:31:07] Oh, on the candy, too.
[00:31:09] Well, they wouldn't be candy.
[00:31:10] You want to jar a mayonnaise with weed in it?
[00:31:13] And to mayonnaise and weed hot sauce.
[00:31:15] Oh, we're making a weed turkey sandwich.
[00:31:19] Whether you're cutting or bulking, diet smoke.
[00:31:23] Whether you're soaking or poking.
[00:31:24] For the macro heads.
[00:31:25] They got blue raspberry, Delta 8 gummies.
[00:31:27] They just got 253 gold star five star reviews.
[00:31:31] Wow.
[00:31:32] There is not a single other Delta 8 blue raspberry chewable on the market that has 250.
[00:31:39] That doesn't exist, folks.
[00:31:40] It doesn't exist.
[00:31:41] You're not gonna find it.
[00:31:42] You won't find shit.
[00:31:44] You won't find it.
[00:31:45] In fact, the second only to that is their watermelon.
[00:31:47] It also diet smoke.
[00:31:48] Delta 8 gummies with 205 gold star family.
[00:31:53] These are all veterans with hardcore PTSD from watching it.
[00:31:58] Is that what a gold star family is?
[00:31:59] I thought it was from dying.
[00:32:01] I thought gold star was...
[00:32:02] Wait a second.
[00:32:03] Hold on.
[00:32:04] I just go down.
[00:32:05] A gold star family is a mom that changes her 30s, year old son's diapers after he lost
[00:32:08] his asshole in Iraq.
[00:32:10] I thought gold star met a gay guy who never even looked at a pussy once in his life.
[00:32:14] He's a different kind of gay guy.
[00:32:16] He's a different kind of gold star.
[00:32:17] You met yourself.
[00:32:18] What do you mean?
[00:32:19] You've met yourself.
[00:32:20] I'm still gay.
[00:32:21] You're still gay.
[00:32:22] You're still gay.
[00:32:26] You don't know yourself fully, but you've met him.
[00:32:28] Each of these delicious gummies are infused with 10 milligrams of Delta 8 THC derived from
[00:32:32] American grown-
[00:32:33] Yeah, no fucking Chinese bull.
[00:32:36] Chinese Indian hemp.
[00:32:37] They're low in sugar, fat-free, and super tasty.
[00:32:40] Diasmoke really is the perfect vibe.
[00:32:43] The non-prescription, 100% legal.
[00:32:45] They're made from American grown hemp plants.
[00:32:47] Third party lab tested for potency safety and compliance.
[00:32:51] 30 gummies for jar, 10 milligrams of Delta 8 THC.
[00:32:54] That is honestly a fucking sick deal.
[00:32:56] It is a sick deal.
[00:32:58] Three jars.
[00:32:59] If you buy two jars, you save 10 bucks.
[00:33:01] You buy three jars.
[00:33:02] You save 21...
[00:33:03] Sick.
[00:33:04] Can I say I never did the math per milligram?
[00:33:07] That's pretty cheap.
[00:33:08] You subscribe and save, and then you save an extra 10%.
[00:33:13] It's 72.90 for three jars.
[00:33:15] It's 90.
[00:33:16] That's 90 animals.
[00:33:17] 90.
[00:33:18] That's less than a dollar per edible.
[00:33:21] That's 900 milligrams.
[00:33:22] You take all that at once.
[00:33:24] See what happens to you.
[00:33:25] What's this?
[00:33:26] 72.90 divided by 90 pills.
[00:33:31] That's 81 cents per...
[00:33:33] That's free.
[00:33:34] That's free.
[00:33:35] Usually you should do...
[00:33:37] Get that and then flip it.
[00:33:38] You divide it by...
[00:33:39] Yeah, go to a high school.
[00:33:40] Divide that by 10.
[00:33:41] That's 8 cents per milligram.
[00:33:45] That's cheap.
[00:33:46] That's not really cheap.
[00:33:49] So what you want to do is buy these illegally, sell them to children.
[00:33:52] Mm-hmm.
[00:33:53] Add a double the profit.
[00:33:54] And they're going to think you're cool.
[00:33:56] They're going to think you're cool.
[00:33:57] Yeah.
[00:33:58] They're going to respect you.
[00:34:00] That's true.
[00:34:01] It won't be like when you were in high school.
[00:34:03] These high school kids will know what's up.
[00:34:05] You're going to do it again.
[00:34:06] You're going to live all your dreams.
[00:34:07] True Barrymore.
[00:34:08] You've never been kissed.
[00:34:09] So then you do this.
[00:34:10] You buy it.
[00:34:11] And then you're arrested from sign up now.
[00:34:12] That feels you.
[00:34:13] Hose as a kid in a high school.
[00:34:15] You sign up now and use promo code.
[00:34:18] You use promo code, COMTOWN or COMTOWN20.
[00:34:20] Let's see what the hell the promo code is.
[00:34:25] Well, you got to do a lot of stuff before they let you put the promo code in.
[00:34:29] That seems like too much work.
[00:34:30] Use promo code, COMTOWN or COMTOWN20.
[00:34:32] You get even more or something.
[00:34:34] Even fucking more folks.
[00:34:36] Even more.
[00:34:37] That's crazy.
[00:34:38] And you do all that shit and guess what?
[00:34:40] You're never going to fucking, you're never going to leave the house again.
[00:34:43] You just get the smoke weed.
[00:34:45] You get the weed.
[00:34:46] And this is little fake bullshit weed.
[00:34:48] Wink, wink.
[00:34:49] Yeah.
[00:34:50] Yeah.
[00:34:51] It's definitely not just regular animals.
[00:34:52] What is hemp?
[00:34:53] The term hemp is you describe cannabis that contains 0.3% or less THC.
[00:34:57] This is what said diet smoke apart from more common and stronger THC, Delta 9.
[00:35:02] Is Delta HCTH, Delta 8's legal?
[00:35:06] Short answer.
[00:35:07] Long answer because it's derived from hemp and not marijuana.
[00:35:10] The difference is simple.
[00:35:11] Happy marijuana.
[00:35:12] Are the same species that planned this shit is boring?
[00:35:14] I feel like a real Supreme Court draft is a-
[00:35:17] Afraid.
[00:35:18] Call me Alito.
[00:35:19] I'd say thank you.
[00:35:20] Just Alito, Justice a little.
[00:35:22] Is abortion legal?
[00:35:23] Short answer, yes.
[00:35:26] Because if you're a white woman, you can do whatever you want.
[00:35:28] And you'll live-
[00:35:29] Yeah, if you're a rich bitch, it is.
[00:35:30] There will never be any consequences for you.
[00:35:32] You can literally probably kill your living child.
[00:35:36] Jody and Blame it up.
[00:35:38] Wait, no, no.
[00:35:39] What?
[00:35:40] Jody area?
[00:35:41] Kaylee, what's your name?
[00:35:44] No, no, no.
[00:35:45] Yeah, Kaylee was the baby.
[00:35:46] Baby.
[00:35:47] Baby.
[00:35:48] Kaylee.
[00:35:49] You got to do Nancy Grace, boy.
[00:35:51] Nancy Grace, how about that?
[00:35:53] Yeah, how about that?
[00:35:54] There's one of every time.
[00:35:55] There's more.
[00:35:56] It was a counterfeiter, yeah.
[00:35:57] You got Chinese Nancy Grace, you got Indian Nancy.
[00:36:00] Nancy Rice.
[00:36:03] That's a conversion Nancy Grace.
[00:36:05] So you're kind of going off race there.
[00:36:07] Yeah, it's to its next logical conclusion.
[00:36:12] I do love the Delta 8 thing.
[00:36:13] It's like, well, it's from hemp, which is just like, you're still just as fucking potent.
[00:36:19] No, that's not true.
[00:36:20] Because the Delta 9 Jasmin are doing it and it's driving them insane.
[00:36:26] It's dangerous.
[00:36:28] Delta 8, that's what nice-
[00:36:30] Well, Delta 8 showed up on a drug test.
[00:36:34] Delta 8 metabolizes the same way as Delta 9 doesn't even body.
[00:36:36] Therefore, there's no way for drug tests to tell different students who can't analyze.
[00:36:39] If you're a regular drug test, we recommend it against using Delta 8.
[00:36:43] How old do you have to be to purchase side smoke?
[00:36:45] It's currently in a federal age restriction of Delta 8.
[00:36:47] It's only available those that are 21 years of age or older.
[00:36:50] Well, I have to ask, go to the website use promo code COMTOWN or COMTOWN20.
[00:36:55] One or the other?
[00:36:56] And folks, if you're checking this out, I will be in Raleigh at Goodnights, June 9th through
[00:37:01] the 11th.
[00:37:02] You can buy tickets if you just type in.
[00:37:05] I think they're still called Charlie Goodnights.
[00:37:06] MrLittleNuts.com.
[00:37:07] I think it's just where you buy all of the things tickets.
[00:37:10] Charlie Goodnights, you can Google Charlie Goodnights in Raleigh.
[00:37:14] Or you could go to mrlittlenuts.com.
[00:37:16] Twitter, you go to my Twitter and it's right there in the bio, I think, is the link for
[00:37:21] Raleigh.
[00:37:22] And then I will be in Portland the weekend after that at Portland Helium.
[00:37:26] Great club.
[00:37:27] And check that out.
[00:37:28] That link is also in the bio.
[00:37:29] Portland, Oregon.
[00:37:30] Portland, Oregon.
[00:37:31] That website, again, is mrlittlenuts.com.
[00:37:34] That's where all of Nick's tickets, ticket links are available.
[00:37:37] Is that like a friend of yours?
[00:37:40] Can we say that,
[00:37:32] that's him?
[00:37:40] He's mrlittlenuts.
[00:37:41] Yeah.
[00:37:42] Yeah.
[00:37:43] Stop was gracious enough to give me the URL.
[00:37:46] No, I didn't have the URL.
[00:37:47] He was a sign.
[00:37:48] I'm Mr. Faz.
[00:37:49] I wasn't the sign of URL.
[00:37:51] But why'd you own it?
[00:37:52] I didn't own it.
[00:37:53] Nick bought it.
[00:37:54] I didn't buy it.
[00:37:55] You gave it to Nick.
[00:37:56] Who are you going to believe?
[00:37:57] Me or Nick?
[00:37:58] I mean, I don't believe either of you.
[00:38:01] Okay.
[00:38:02] Believe what you want.
[00:38:03] The point is, Nick's website is mrlittlenuts.com.
[00:38:06] How we got it, how we didn't doesn't really matter.
[00:38:10] There's only the present.
[00:38:12] You're acting guilty.
[00:38:13] There's only the present.
[00:38:14] It's true.
[00:38:15] I've been getting into the Buddhist philosophy.
[00:38:17] The past doesn't exist.
[00:38:18] The future doesn't exist.
[00:38:19] You have that hand in the cookie jar look about you.
[00:38:22] All we have is right now.
[00:38:24] He's blushing.
[00:38:25] He's not blushing.
[00:38:26] You're a flushing.
[00:38:27] You're flushing.
[00:38:28] You're flushing.
[00:38:29] All we have is in the moment.
[00:38:30] In this moment, Nick's website is mrlittlenuts.com.
[00:38:34] Stop doing Edward Oreo hands in college.
[00:38:36] He's just got two boxes.
[00:38:37] He's just a box of Oreos, duct tape, d-chant.
[00:38:40] That sounds awesome.
[00:38:41] Just smashing it out of.
[00:38:42] Can I say this?
[00:38:43] Okay.
[00:38:44] I'm so fucked up right now.
[00:38:45] Since we brought up Oreos, when me and the boys were getting after, I described the day
[00:38:52] we had, it was Northman matinee.
[00:38:55] You got to sign up at patreon.com slash comtown.
[00:38:59] There is a barn burner real episode coming up on Sunday.
[00:39:02] All time, guys.
[00:39:04] Seriously.
[00:39:05] So, I think I talked about it, but the point is, we had a little dessert, of course, after
[00:39:11] we got, I believe we got Chinese food.
[00:39:12] I don't remember.
[00:39:13] It was Blotto.
[00:39:15] But Eldis went out to the fucking grocery store to get the boys some ice cream and some Oreos.
[00:39:22] Double stuffed Oreos have now just become regular Oreos from our youth.
[00:39:27] What the fuck?
[00:39:28] I was like, oh, this is amazing.
[00:39:29] And I heard all this complaining about this and I was like, Eldis, come on, man.
[00:39:32] You're being a fucking, no, speak on it.
[00:39:34] You're being a piece of shit.
[00:39:35] It's not.
[00:39:36] And then I looked at them.
[00:39:37] They were regular Oreos, dude.
[00:39:39] The stuffing, there's a bit over it.
[00:39:41] Because they got the bag of stuff, what the...
[00:39:42] The Bisco things were fucking, well, not...
[00:39:45] This is to stop you real quick.
[00:39:47] You're getting hot.
[00:39:48] You're getting pissed off.
[00:39:49] Well, stop you real quick.
[00:39:50] And that's across the board.
[00:39:51] That's inflation.
[00:39:52] Those are the hidden costs.
[00:39:53] Inflation is bullshit.
[00:39:54] The fucking company should take the hit.
[00:39:56] Not me, the beautiful consumer.
[00:39:57] You know they do that across the board.
[00:39:59] Like if you go buy chips now, there's like last chips in the bag.
[00:40:01] It's fucked up.
[00:40:02] Yeah.
[00:40:03] That's true.
[00:40:04] You know what?
[00:40:05] Yeah, no, it's 100% true.
[00:40:08] They need to get the fucking Supreme Court justice treatment by a good citizen.
[00:40:11] The CEO of Nabisco, it's...
[00:40:15] The two biggest civil rights things we're facing right now is women getting their bodily autonomy
[00:40:20] fucked with.
[00:40:21] Yeah.
[00:40:22] And also Nabisco.
[00:40:23] But I will tell you this.
[00:40:24] Why are you saying...
[00:40:25] I brought strawberries the other day, but strawberries are by weight.
[00:40:28] And I had a strawberry that was the size of an apple.
[00:40:31] That's by Monsanto.
[00:40:32] I've got a field to bite into it.
[00:40:34] It was great.
[00:40:35] It was one of the best strawberries I've ever had.
[00:40:37] Strawberries are so...
[00:40:38] Really good.
[00:40:39] A nice strawberry.
[00:40:40] Shrinkflation examples.
[00:40:41] Okay, you're digging.
[00:40:43] Both of your dicks.
[00:40:45] That's like they've made the week.
[00:40:47] Wow.
[00:40:48] Yeah.
[00:40:49] Fucked up, dude.
[00:40:51] So, why are you doing the chick chick and looking at a picture of Justice Sotomayor?
[00:40:56] Not Sotomayor.
[00:40:57] Alito or Roberts.
[00:40:59] But it's a bar, especially Clarence Thomas.
[00:41:01] And 8th Street Latina.
[00:41:03] Yeah.
[00:41:04] Yeah.
[00:41:05] She's a little bit like Mike's apartment.
[00:41:08] They discovered her at Mike's apartment.
[00:41:14] She's an 8th Street Latina.
[00:41:16] She helped Mike get his security deposit back after he fucked her.
[00:41:21] She knew all the laws of the land.
[00:41:23] Damn.
[00:41:24] Wow.
[00:41:25] Yeah, like the Toblerone bar.
[00:41:26] Oh my God.
[00:41:28] You only get four chunks instead of six.
[00:41:30] I got an argument with a Chinese guy who fucking the tax and duty free.
[00:41:34] Leguardia about the giant Toblerone.
[00:41:35] Well, what's the argument?
[00:41:36] Look at this.
[00:41:37] What was the crunk of the argument?
[00:41:39] That's so fucked up.
[00:41:40] I know.
[00:41:41] I was like, what the fuck happened to the giant Toblerone?
[00:41:44] He's like, well, you want candy bar?
[00:41:46] I'm like, no, the big Tob...
[00:41:47] You know what I'm talking about.
[00:41:48] Big Toblerone.
[00:41:49] He was playing coy.
[00:41:50] He was playing Joe Coy.
[00:41:52] The Toblerone is the size of your arm.
[00:41:56] You know what I'm talking about.
[00:41:57] You know exactly what the fuck I want.
[00:41:58] He's like, oh, we have candy.
[00:42:00] I don't want candy.
[00:42:01] Yeah.
[00:42:02] What the fuck are you eating, dude?
[00:42:04] You have to fall.
[00:42:05] Come on, don't...
[00:42:06] I thought you had pasta.
[00:42:08] I did.
[00:42:09] I had some pasta when you were in this room.
[00:42:11] Did you eat it all?
[00:42:12] I have a little bit left.
[00:42:13] I wanted to look at it.
[00:42:14] I wanted to finish.
[00:42:15] I wanted to finish.
[00:42:16] I wanted to finish.
[00:42:17] I wanted to finish.
[00:42:18] I wanted to finish.
[00:42:19] I wanted to finish.
[00:42:20] This is $1.5.
[00:42:21] This is $2.4.
[00:42:22] This is $2.4.
[00:42:23] Give me one.
[00:42:24] How much?
[00:42:25] It shipped from Canada.
[00:42:26] How much?
[00:42:27] I'm trying to find the price to you.
[00:42:29] Hurry up.
[00:42:30] I'm having a stroke.
[00:42:32] What if I died before you found out?
[00:42:33] I would be so mad at you.
[00:42:35] I wouldn't come to the funeral.
[00:42:37] Did you punch his corpse?
[00:42:38] Let me do this, dude.
[00:42:41] This could be me and my wife.
[00:42:42] Dude, can you please tell me how much this cost?
[00:42:45] Try a Toblerine recipe, how to cook.
[00:42:46] I don't want to make it, I want to buy it.
[00:42:48] All right.
[00:42:49] I'm trying to find it.
[00:42:50] All these webs, $139.
[00:42:52] That's nothing.
[00:42:53] Dude, and with inflation, if you buy this now,
[00:42:56] look at this guy, look at this old retarded man.
[00:42:59] Oh yeah, he looks a little.
[00:43:00] With this silly hat, what the fuck is going on?
[00:43:02] He's having the best day of his life, dude.
[00:43:04] What's he going on, he said?
[00:43:06] I don't know, but the hat is fucked up.
[00:43:07] Yeah.
[00:43:09] Somebody sent me a giant Tobler-Ohn's.
[00:43:11] I just remember that a couple of years ago.
[00:43:14] Interesting.
[00:43:15] Yeah.
[00:43:15] Right at the beginning of the pandemic,
[00:43:17] some in some of the giant Tobler-Ohn, or two of them.
[00:43:20] And I gave one of them the Sarah Armor.
[00:43:23] That's ridiculous, dude.
[00:43:24] You shouldn't have told me that.
[00:43:24] You're way too.
[00:43:26] You shouldn't have told me that detail,
[00:43:27] because you got a giant Tobler-Ohn.
[00:43:29] Yeah, you should have lied.
[00:43:30] And I didn't get one of them.
[00:43:32] I think it was a big wrong break from the podcast.
[00:43:35] You could have mailed it to my house.
[00:43:36] I don't know your address.
[00:43:38] Yes, you do.
[00:43:38] Oh, you didn't get your Greek coffee table book?
[00:43:42] Oh, yes, I'll put it in my backpack.
[00:43:43] Yeah.
[00:43:46] And then you also want to check out bluechoo.com.
[00:43:49] No, really?
[00:43:51] Good.
[00:43:53] Interesting.
[00:43:54] Blue penis, dot penis.
[00:43:57] Folks, if you love sex, you'll love bluechoo.com.
[00:44:00] They still got the same guy on here,
[00:44:01] the soul salt and pepper gentleman, who's dicked on one.
[00:44:03] Let me say also, by the way, actually, let's finish.
[00:44:07] Let's finish this.
[00:44:08] Um, what were you going to say?
[00:44:11] Rest in peace, Kevin Samuels.
[00:44:13] Rest in peace, Kevin Samuels died from not taking bluechoo.
[00:44:16] His dick was so soft, he killed himself.
[00:44:18] Yeah, he killed himself.
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[00:45:36] I said that.
[00:45:36] I'm really good, dude.
[00:45:38] Constantly.
[00:45:38] I'm trying to pay attention.
[00:45:39] I'm sorry.
[00:45:40] And you're making noise in my fucking headphones?
[00:45:43] I'm sorry.
[00:45:43] Not even like you can't just put it down gently
[00:45:45] if you put it on the pillow.
[00:45:46] It felt like you put it on the edge of the fuck.
[00:45:49] I'm sorry.
[00:45:49] It's my fault.
[00:45:50] So you can eat your bok choy like a dog.
[00:45:52] No, what is that?
[00:45:53] That looks disgusting.
[00:45:54] It's broccoli.
[00:45:55] No, it's not, dude.
[00:45:56] It's broccolini.
[00:45:57] Broccolini.
[00:45:58] He brought it.
[00:45:59] He's good.
[00:45:59] He's like, I brought my own lunch today.
[00:46:01] It's a top-wear thing with two pieces of broccolini in it.
[00:46:05] No, there's more.
[00:46:05] You were the gay.
[00:46:06] You were the fucking worst person in the entire world.
[00:46:13] I'm making the microphone to eat your two pieces of broccolini
[00:46:18] stinking up my house.
[00:46:19] Also, I need an Indian doo sauce.
[00:46:21] Also, I need a pee.
[00:46:23] You need to pee, dude.
[00:46:24] There's fucking 10 minutes left in the episode.
[00:46:25] Here we go.
[00:46:26] How are we?
[00:46:27] You got a fucking, here this one, number two.
[00:46:28] Timing is everything.
[00:46:29] Hold on.
[00:46:30] Go back to the food thing.
[00:46:32] Tidal fill may be taken without regard to food intake.
[00:46:35] However, you never remember to eat
[00:46:36] eating grapefruit or drinking grapefruit juice
[00:46:38] while taking the chewable tablets off
[00:46:39] through bluechoo.com portal.
[00:46:41] As grapefruit can affect the way the body
[00:46:43] metabolizes the medication.
[00:46:44] Wow.
[00:46:45] Timing is everything.
[00:46:46] If you'd be spending more than evening with your partner
[00:46:48] and don't know when the timing is going to be right,
[00:46:50] you may prefer a drug that has a longer window of opportunity
[00:46:52] to dalaphil, mains in the body longer, as long as there
[00:46:54] are six hours in most cases.
[00:46:55] And then you watch the time together.
[00:46:57] This is a big plus because of anxiety and nervousness
[00:46:59] can also cause erectile dysfunction.
[00:47:00] True.
[00:47:01] Blood flow is working just fine.
[00:47:03] Daily dosing are on demand.
[00:47:04] For men that want to be able to have sex at any time,
[00:47:06] to dalaphil, and that's a lot of these guys, who
[00:47:10] wasn't sure.
[00:47:11] Right.
[00:47:11] In love, at any moment, a woman could not.
[00:47:14] Lucy might fall into their fucking laps.
[00:47:16] Ah!
[00:47:19] And use promo code COMTOWN or COMTOWN20
[00:47:22] to get 20% or something.
[00:47:24] I think you're first order free.
[00:47:25] It gives you more opportunities for spontaneous intercourse
[00:47:28] when you and your partner are around.
[00:47:29] I love spontaneous intercourse.
[00:47:31] Please visit League of Improv.
[00:47:33] The Robin Williams style.
[00:47:36] You've got three wishes.
[00:47:39] The first one better not be that I came already
[00:47:41] because that one's out the window.
[00:47:43] LAUGHTER
[00:47:46] Good morning, asshole.
[00:47:49] I'm fucking with your ass.
[00:47:52] And the condom broke.
[00:47:55] We better hope I don't have HIV.
[00:47:57] LAUGHTER
[00:47:59] I got HIV.
[00:48:00] LAUGHTER
[00:48:03] Hey, remember Mrs. Dauphire?
[00:48:05] Blue Chute does not protect you from HIV
[00:48:09] and other sexually transmitted infections.
[00:48:12] Remember, for cost is always a factor
[00:48:13] since both medications, molecules are off patent.
[00:48:16] The cost has been reduced considerably
[00:48:18] from their entry into the market.
[00:48:19] This is very good news because it shouldn't cost a fortune
[00:48:21] to be intimate with your partner.
[00:48:22] True.
[00:48:23] Considering you already got by that bitch, Jules.
[00:48:25] Yup.
[00:48:26] Oh my god.
[00:48:27] They're almost sorry.
[00:48:28] You got to pay for a boyfriend's college.
[00:48:30] Yeah.
[00:48:31] I hate when I have to pay for my wife's boyfriend's college.
[00:48:34] Your particular prescription will be based on the strength
[00:48:36] of the drug.
[00:48:37] I hope I never end up like that.
[00:48:39] Just a married person that has to take pills to fuck their wife.
[00:48:44] Yeah, you hope that your dick gets hard from love.
[00:48:47] Yeah.
[00:48:48] I've mentioned this many times.
[00:48:49] My dick used to work when I was in love.
[00:48:52] Now we're pumping it full of fucking drugs.
[00:48:54] Well, you need to find love.
[00:48:56] But maybe you need to find your one true?
[00:48:58] No, I need to.
[00:48:59] I just want to have to cuddle.
[00:49:00] Eventually just shave my head and eyebrows.
[00:49:02] Get a little robe and just tend to a garden.
[00:49:05] You're hitting my eyebrows.
[00:49:06] That'd be badass.
[00:49:07] Would you have a beard?
[00:49:08] Yeah, I'd have a beard.
[00:49:10] But no eyebrows?
[00:49:11] No, just a robe.
[00:49:12] No eyebrows.
[00:49:13] No hair on my head.
[00:49:14] Like a kung fu?
[00:49:15] No, not even a kung fu.
[00:49:16] Mashed it.
[00:49:17] They got white eyebrows.
[00:49:18] When you get rid of your eyebrows, when you're fully transitioned to not having any emotions
[00:49:19] whatsoever.
[00:49:20] Oh, so no one can tell?
[00:49:22] Doesn't matter because you don't have a...
[00:49:24] You don't need a eyebrows or to tell people how you feel, but you don't have any feelings.
[00:49:28] Well, I see...
[00:49:29] Very sad.
[00:49:30] You're one with nature and eyebrow-less, man.
[00:49:32] I see that.
[00:49:33] Or you draw them all at each everyday and you decide what emotion you're going to have.
[00:49:36] Like Uncle Leo.
[00:49:38] At bluetooth.com.
[00:49:39] You can do that.
[00:49:40] And now, limited time only, if you use promo code COMTOWN or COMTOWN20, they will send
[00:49:45] you a giant Tobler room, if any order.
[00:49:47] Yeah, but don't eat it before the drugs or whatever actually wasn't paying attention.
[00:49:52] This is fucking awesome.
[00:49:53] Look at this dude.
[00:49:55] Imagine this bitch showing up at your house.
[00:49:56] She's like, look, I got you giant Tobler in a pussy.
[00:49:59] Hell yeah.
[00:50:00] Yeah.
[00:50:01] That's awesome.
[00:50:02] I would love to fuck that lady just because she's holding a Tobler room.
[00:50:06] How about falling in love with that lady, stop?
[00:50:09] No.
[00:50:10] How about falling off the fucking back of a truck and down the side of a mountain?
[00:50:13] Why would I ride on the back of a truck?
[00:50:15] Because it's free.
[00:50:16] Because it's a cheap way to get around the country.
[00:50:19] You have to pay it, Nick.
[00:50:23] Anyway, what the fuck?
[00:50:25] Okay, so we promise the people we go through the Santa Claus movies.
[00:50:31] Let me just go back past Ava device tits, past Russell Brand on my search.
[00:50:38] Russell Brand, because I looked this up already.
[00:50:43] So the Santa Claus, we've all seen, oh, we know what happens there.
[00:50:48] The plot, okay.
[00:50:50] Decentification.
[00:50:52] Okay, this is too long.
[00:51:00] He defeats Toy Santa or something.
[00:51:06] Toy Santa.
[00:51:07] Adam, what are you doing here?
[00:51:08] Oh, that's Santa Claus too.
[00:51:09] Look at him too.
[00:51:10] Adam, get off your phone now.
[00:51:11] I'm looking at Santa Claus.
[00:51:12] Adam, get off your phone now.
[00:51:13] Okay.
[00:51:14] Why?
[00:51:15] Wait, no, I don't want to be the...
[00:51:16] Adam doesn't sound...
[00:51:17] Eight years following the event.
[00:51:18] What?
[00:51:19] Do you hear this?
[00:51:20] Adam doesn't know who Santa Claus is.
[00:51:21] No, I know who it is.
[00:51:22] He had to look that up on his phone.
[00:51:23] No, I'm looking up how many Santa Claus is there.
[00:51:26] There was three.
[00:51:27] Look, I tell you that.
[00:51:28] He looks like there's a four.
[00:51:29] You say it's berating, you say it's insulting, but every day I tell you you're an idiot.
[00:51:33] No, and I say it's constructive.
[00:51:35] First of all, you're fully tempted in your pants whenever you're being mean to me.
[00:51:40] Okay, and I don't know what that means, and I'm not going to ask.
[00:51:43] It's the type of pants I want.
[00:51:44] You can't tell.
[00:51:45] That's not his dick.
[00:51:46] His dick, he doesn't reach his pants.
[00:51:47] Why does the boner part go...
[00:51:49] I got you a naughty round of his pants, dude.
[00:52:06] Oh, that's good.
[00:52:09] Yeah, we should just end the episode now.
[00:52:13] That's great.
[00:52:14] Yeah, really.