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Ep. 312 - cum town TNG

Cum Town | Regular | 05/19/2022

[00:00:00] It's I'm like 23 year old. Yeah, it's a fucking it's a it's a fucking freshman and we're yeah
[00:00:06] We're talking about the body that I buried this week anyway guys. Hi everybody. Welcome to come town
[00:00:12] Okay, you're saying it you're saying it. This is Ian Friday
[00:00:15] Come down 2.0. You're fucking saying with the stars
[00:00:19] Micro scene Ian Friday and Adam Freeland and on the board our favorite number one what an atom
[00:00:25] Freedom free now you're gonna try to come in here try to throw your fucking weight around oh, okay listen
[00:00:31] Welcome to my show. This is the atom show the atom show
[00:00:35] starring Mike and Ian
[00:00:39] Disrespecting my ass in my own home guys. This is a very special episode Nick has a medical
[00:00:45] Crisis, sov is out of town. I saw Nick's medical crisis, dude. It is pretty fucked up eye opening
[00:00:52] Yeah, it is that Nick's got a we got a really bad eye infection what happened to his eye
[00:00:57] I don't fucking know but you know he was trying to treat it with um
[00:01:01] I'm I a so much far to the pillow
[00:01:03] Yeah, no just like yelling about the vaccine he thought that would get his eye
[00:01:07] He is conjunctivitis like Jason Alexander and shallow how I'm not sure about that
[00:01:12] But we're praying for the kid right now. I think he'll be back out on that field
[00:01:16] So for this week's regular episode we have ad commitments and we
[00:01:20] I've never heard more panning voice before I was like, oh, it's just a Friday here like I'm sure we gotta do it cuz of the ads
[00:01:27] No, I'm chilling. We got the fat man out and we got the fucking gay man out and it's the atom show
[00:01:33] We got a new gay man. That's right. His name is Mike Rasey. Yeah
[00:01:38] So no, no, so we're you guys are so like thankfully filled for us. It's gonna be it's gonna be a fun experiment this week
[00:01:46] We're gonna talk. We're not gonna make listeners are really mad right now. Oh my god
[00:01:50] Can you imagine the guy who's broken something already? Yeah?
[00:01:54] What the fuck is this? I think change is good. This is dishonorable. Yeah, yeah, they've dishonored me Nick should fight through his injuries
[00:02:03] What the fuck he's dead. He's gonna die. I hope he dies
[00:02:08] Anyway guys Nick. I don't have any respect for any of them
[00:02:11] Oh for naker stop niner naker stop
[00:02:18] I think this is good a breath of fresh air. We're hanging out. It's the atom show starring Mike and Ian
[00:02:25] Yes, with your host Ian finance exactly with your host Ian finance. You got intern had him on the board
[00:02:31] Intern at them. I'm making coffees these boys came over to my apartment. I really appreciate it dude
[00:02:37] But we also thank you. Yeah, I rode my bike. We got a fucking deal
[00:02:42] COVID deal me and my girlfriend and we're lucky enough to have it and then the podcast is gonna end
[00:02:47] I'm gonna have to probably go to the streets pretty soon. No, no, you didn't save any money. No, I've I've
[00:02:54] Basically I bought a lot of those board ape yacht club
[00:02:58] Yeah, I pretty much put put all my savings into those and this last week has been hell for me
[00:03:05] Oh, so hopefully you know, hopefully someone will find out that those are the board apes that were once owned by
[00:03:12] The gay guy from come town and that'll add a little bit value
[00:03:18] That'll really get my ass off the hook
[00:03:22] But I appreciate you guys being here. I know we keep saying this
[00:03:25] And that is three minutes and 30 seconds of the podcast. So yeah, it's like a good I think I think we can do at least
[00:03:32] 22 I think at least yet well as long as we get those ads out
[00:03:38] We we got I mean, they're not ads there
[00:03:40] Products that we we know and use and we like what are they talk about on the show not yet?
[00:03:46] Ian not yet. It's the Adam show. Okay. Is it is it Mochi donuts from Winston bakery? I love I love
[00:03:53] I'm not rosen Graham. Yeah, no, no come on. They're not paying
[00:03:56] We've we have talked about those mochi donuts before and that is a if you want to find Ian you can find him there
[00:04:02] He because you're awesome times I ran into you there once my yes myself. Yes, and I said how you doing pal and you're like not
[00:04:12] Yeah, I was in a band spot. Yeah, you're doing a lot better now doing a lot better prayer works
[00:04:18] prayer words that my cat yourself's a god always every day I
[00:04:23] My cat was incredibly sick diary everywhere
[00:04:27] They found something in his belly, which was part of a plastic bag that I saw him eat
[00:04:34] He had diarrhea wouldn't stop we thought he needed surgery set a prayer to the man upstairs really doesn't need surgery
[00:04:42] And who's that man upstairs? Who's your neighbor my landlord? I go stuck. Okay pretty good and
[00:04:50] The bag he chewed
[00:04:52] I will give you
[00:04:54] Five American dollars if you can guess what was inside that bag. It was the gram of cocaine that we were gonna relapse on
[00:05:03] He just keeps it like in his
[00:05:05] Honest coffee my grandfather had a stinger is at it all day cigarette in a glass case
[00:05:10] It said break in case of emergency after he stopped smoking
[00:05:13] Well, it's pretty cigarette with one match. That's great. That's so sick that I love I love like um that movie flight where
[00:05:21] Denzel like
[00:05:23] He like stops drinking after the plane crash
[00:05:27] And then like everything goes wrong and he just goes to the fucking liquor store
[00:05:30] He gets a plastic jug of vodka. He just goes in the card chug crystal palace, baby
[00:05:35] It's the best acting of all time
[00:05:37] 1999 half gallon. What's up?
[00:05:40] Is that your was that yours?
[00:05:42] Your rock good vodka, baby. That was yours your drink of choice. Yeah, we got used to used to drink majorska
[00:05:49] And I yes keyword scah
[00:05:51] Mmm, but your sky. Oh the style of music that Ian is into. Yes. Okay. Shut up cap white
[00:06:00] All right, check them out and Mike you also have a new podcast coming out of it. You didn't want to hear no
[00:06:05] I thought we were guessing. Oh, yeah, shut up Ian. Shut the fuck what no, I'm just kidding
[00:06:10] Let's guess the bag. Let's live. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Okay. Okay. Take a seat
[00:06:15] Well, we're supposed to guess something that was in a plastic bag
[00:06:17] Yeah, it was in like one of those black bags that you get from you know, like a new store
[00:06:22] Oh, it's poppers. So
[00:06:24] Your guess is poppers
[00:06:26] My guess is also poppers. I will say Adam you were close your warm Adam is warm Mike
[00:06:33] Next guess it's pretty cool that when you there's a couple delis in the city that like they'll give you the plastic bag
[00:06:38] They like don't give a fuck. Oh, yeah, that's they're like yeah, fuck you
[00:06:42] Eric Adams. Yeah, they don't care in the same spots give you
[00:06:46] Cigarette discounts if he goes from Virginia
[00:06:50] Mm-hmm, and I got a guy at the street that I go kind of get a fun pack and he gives me the discount
[00:06:55] All right, that's pretty cool. What was in the bag? Yeah, I'm gonna say I'm gonna say like probably like sour straws
[00:07:01] No, no, no, no, no think think
[00:07:03] It's some kind of gay. It's some kind of like homosexual product. It could be yeah
[00:07:08] It's some kind of product for it. It is a product for your ass
[00:07:11] It is a product that a man or a woman could use for their hoppers adjacent
[00:07:16] Mm-hmm. It's like a loosen ones ass. So it was a butt plug of some sort of hoppers adjacent a butt plug
[00:07:23] Wow
[00:07:26] Did it have did it have a did have like a why would you say you guys will never guess what was in that bag?
[00:07:31] Yeah, it took two guesses. It took
[00:07:34] It took me grooming you to get there. Oh, you didn't groom me. Um, I'm busy grooming others
[00:07:40] You just bought a butt plug at a bodega. I don't need this dude. No, no, you know, there's certain bodegas wear they have a
[00:07:48] Vegas
[00:07:51] That's pretty cool
[00:07:53] Wait, so okay, so you bought this butt plug for your girlfriend's ass at a deli I didn't say for for your for your ass
[00:08:00] Oh, so you could get or could be a friend's ass. So you could have anal pleasure while you're closing your eyes during heterosexual sex for the cat
[00:08:12] Why do you think you got the diarrhea?
[00:08:14] I'll sugar wait. I'm like you have a podcast. So the cat
[00:08:19] So the cat digested the the sex toy no no the cat had the plastic
[00:08:24] It was the best we put him to bathroom. He was just getting like paw prints
[00:08:27] Yeah, but so it was just like constantly see that's the worst because I have an old
[00:08:31] I have a 15 year old dog and when they I don't mind when he shits on the floor
[00:08:35] Right, but when he tracks it all over the house and I don't know I want to let you know
[00:08:40] I want to just walk up to my wife and shoot myself in the head
[00:08:43] I mean you can bathe a dog fine, but bathe in a cat
[00:08:47] Wow. Yeah, I will say you put a towel on the bathtub. We're really hitting all the tough issues right now on the podcast
[00:08:55] So anyway, we're in week seven there a term called two dogs in a bathtub
[00:09:01] It's like it's like when you try to put your balls in a ladies. Yeah, and the ladies
[00:09:05] I thought that was called a two in the trunk. It's cool
[00:09:08] I thought it's about two dogs and a man because it's hard to get two dogs in a bath
[00:09:11] I believe that was called we've discussed
[00:09:26] That was a good time is this on track for you enough Adam? Yeah, are we hitting the tough issues?
[00:09:34] Yeah, we won
[00:09:36] Mmm Adams looking at white supremacy. Okay, so no we're in week 14 of the amber herd and John
[00:09:44] Are you for real?
[00:09:47] Hear about it, but whose side are you on I'm going amber? I'm on the side of funny
[00:09:53] Let's keep talking about it feels like everyone is against this woman including the women and that's pretty surprising to me
[00:10:01] Usually the broads will support abroad even if it's a demon woman and I can't it's
[00:10:06] Pretty shocking to me that she's not getting any support. It's like it's kind of just Larry. Oh weird though
[00:10:14] Yeah, she's acting a little like loopy
[00:10:15] She's like I went down like I went down like a little a tiny little rabbit hole and somebody somebody set up an Instagram account
[00:10:22] Called justice like justice for Johnny and I watched every I watched every video on that channel the Johnny fans are
[00:10:29] Wild there is a woman in yeah, my wife's and his boy caught in Disney
[00:10:32] She's not she's canceled her Disney Plus dude. There was a woman in court that mouthed be strong Johnny
[00:10:39] Like he needs some fun. Do my friend homongulous housewife my friend was in law school in Las Vegas at UNLV
[00:10:46] And one of his classmates in law school was a captain Jack Sparrow impersonator. He would go to
[00:10:52] Oh, yeah, wait, do we go to law school?
[00:10:57] And he's like he's like yeah, I got an event later after class. So I gotta come your honor may approach the bench
[00:11:03] Yeah, I gotta come dress as captain Jack Sparrow
[00:11:06] I got a real kick out of that. I saw him actually out one night and I
[00:11:10] I took a picture with him. I was back with my back at home. That's a that's such a weird like world of entertainment to the impersonator
[00:11:16] Oh my god
[00:11:17] Yeah, I think my first paid show that I did in Jersey yet. There was a Sinatra impersonator that went on
[00:11:22] But it was just like an old man who sang Sinatra
[00:11:25] Oh, dude, have you ever seen that George Carlin impersonator to a corporate event?
[00:11:29] I've seen him and you know George Carne's bit like where you put your stuff your stuff
[00:11:34] Yeah, I had one because it was for like a computer company his whole thing was about data
[00:11:39] Oh, that's funny. No, it was dude. Pull it up. Well, we don't have the ox court
[00:11:44] Oh, come on you can you can look for it and we can play it on the show that could eat some time up
[00:11:49] No, yeah, that'd be funny if he did the dirty words for a corporate team building event though
[00:11:54] Yeah, he was just like they don't want you to sing
[00:12:01] Yeah, I'm trying to do I'm doing Jack I guess
[00:12:06] Yeah, Nick's gone. He's usually good with the impressions. I could do them
[00:12:10] You know
[00:12:12] I can do Morgan Freeman. Oh my god. Oh my god. Here it is. Dude. Let's hear it. Nobody laughs
[00:12:17] It's so good. Yeah, but you're still getting paid $10,000 like shout out to that guy's
[00:12:23] Oh, that's bullshit. How do you get through a private video?
[00:12:29] My girlfriend thinks that this amber and Johnny thing is like they're playing like wicked games like this is like they're
[00:12:36] Extended foreplaying they're just gonna fucking like attack each other like animals. Is that what you think too?
[00:12:43] It sounded cool when she said that I was like wow if they're really getting off getting off on like all of America
[00:12:50] Watching this embarrassing trial about her shitting in their bed and stuff like that that would be like that would be pretty badass
[00:12:58] Yeah, they would deserve each other, you know, I honestly I have not paid any attention
[00:13:04] But that kind of sounds like something it's unavailable. Okay. All right. Well move on. Yeah
[00:13:10] Bomber bomber. Yeah
[00:13:13] Anyway, Mike you're saying about what I don't know you were about to say something we're in minute 13
[00:13:19] And 22nd. Yeah, I don't think it was gonna be anything. Yeah, okay. All right. That's cool. So how's what's it like being a father?
[00:13:26] My god, dude, I'm the host of come down right now
[00:13:33] It's taking are we so it's not taking shut up bring it back. This is going good. We have good energy you guys
[00:13:38] I'm enjoying the energy. Let's let's bring it back to a classic come-town bit. All right like
[00:13:43] What about if Steve Harvey was gay was Chinese
[00:13:49] What man he makes it looks so easy. I can't believe you say these
[00:13:54] Yeah, why would you say penis as a answer on family feud? Okay, so that's I maybe jeopardize my
[00:14:02] Thing to a sit on this motherfucker said a face
[00:14:07] Well, that's just the contestant being Chinese. Oh, yeah, what if Steve Harvey was jidey's you'd be like a what
[00:14:16] Why you always talk about a sex
[00:14:19] You are so
[00:14:21] Horny I have a big a must be you just
[00:14:25] Wow, do you like my suit are we yeah, I thought me so horny, but he turned out all of you
[00:14:33] I thought it was just me so horny
[00:14:37] But you're on some shit
[00:14:48] You're on some sheet right now, yeah
[00:14:50] So your family all has type two diabetes
[00:14:55] They have some fat ass you know, I noticed recently if you get the the Bluetooth a speaker headset
[00:15:02] What is that nothing?
[00:15:03] Okay, we like it's in his ass. No him talking to like an older black man on the show
[00:15:09] Oh, that's true. Yeah, he's got a cell phone clip wallet Bluetooth. I like those guys. Can I say?
[00:15:16] Mm-hmm. There's a shirt. I want that I saw one of the witnesses from the
[00:15:21] God awful Buffalo shooting he had a shirt that said
[00:15:26] ink
[00:15:27] black king ingredients
[00:15:29] It was like a hundred percent courage a hundred percent melanin zero percent foolishness
[00:15:36] Good so you saw that tragedy and you wanted the shirt
[00:15:40] I want to support you think he's so I mean, it's not a bad way
[00:15:45] I mean everybody nobody knows what to do whenever these things should buy that guy
[00:15:51] Exactly
[00:15:55] And then one less dollar away from Sean King
[00:16:00] Yeah, but then but then you you if he gets an argument someone goes are you serious? He could just go I got no foolishness
[00:16:08] I got no foolishness. What um did you Google like the shirt like where to get it?
[00:16:13] Not or I remember there was a news clip of there. Do you want to buy it from him directly?
[00:16:19] Yeah, sir. Can I buy your shirt off your back? Oh, yeah, give him like 200 bucks. I know
[00:16:24] That's kind of a power move like I like that shirt. I'll play a prison style. I like that shirt
[00:16:31] I'll play with them. I'll go. Hey pal guess what's in the bag?
[00:16:33] And it's a bug plug
[00:16:36] It's a bug plug for sure for my ass for my I can tolerate straight sex from my
[00:16:42] Anyway, so um yeah one time I saw there was a tornado in
[00:16:47] Oklahoma and they were interviewing this guy who just had his entire home destroyed and he was like in front of the rubble and he was
[00:16:53] He was clear. He was wearing his only t-shirt that he owns in the world and it just said she wants the D
[00:16:58] Oh
[00:17:02] Everything yeah, that's pretty cool that guy that guy that guy rock Ian would see that
[00:17:09] I feel like I like that shirt. Yeah, you were last shirts. I always like to find the positive and things
[00:17:14] Yeah, yeah, I feel like as I'm getting older. I'm just dressing more and more like a day labor, you know
[00:17:19] What just kind of like throwing on whatever Mike has a shirt right now that says daddy's little princess
[00:17:24] Like you're a Chinese cuz my shirt says I have the pussy so I make the rules
[00:17:29] You've got a hat from an old black lady's funeral an airbrush hats a RIP miss miss anina
[00:17:38] Yeah
[00:17:40] My friend a black comic from Baltimore miss Nina no is miss Chitter Chatter miss Chitter Chatter
[00:17:47] Rest in peace. I think she she passed away too. I would love the merch from her funeral. It's the 100% black king
[00:17:53] That's pretty
[00:17:56] Zero what was it courage courage 100% melanin 100%
[00:18:02] Mm-hmm drive 100% hustle one. I don't know if you could wear it. I don't know if you could wear it
[00:18:07] Yeah, I don't think you could wear that yeah, well my lungs are black
[00:18:10] I don't think they would appreciate about it the ska concerts and glory holes that you attend
[00:18:15] I was in Harford one time and I walked by a t-shirt shop and the t-shirt was just like black Bart Simpson holding a stack of money
[00:18:22] Oh, that's great. Yeah, and I was like a phone as a phone. Yeah, that's cool
[00:18:26] I was like I could never wear this but I was ripping G-bongs in Wildwood
[00:18:31] And I went to every single t-shirt store on the boardwalk and just bought wolf shirts
[00:18:35] Yeah, I walked out with like cuz you're so high on pot that you had to get wolf shirts hot on
[00:18:41] That's badass years ago
[00:18:45] You've managed to get stoned like gets over and still brag about the times that you were high on weed
[00:18:51] Dude, have you seen cool wolf shirts?
[00:18:55] Yeah, I'm sober. Yeah, it's like I guess so those shirts were like always the poor kids
[00:19:01] The smelly poor kids in school would wear those wolf like it's a like, you know
[00:19:07] Like Dakota timber wolf or something. Oh, yeah, they were great like a wolf on a ledge howing at the moon
[00:19:13] Fantastic, I know shirts the big dog shirts were kind of those are dangerous and the big Johnson shirts
[00:19:18] Yeah, it was like when you go fishing you're gonna need a big rod big Johnson
[00:19:29] Big dogs like was like not didn't go far enough. They had to have one those just big penis shirts
[00:19:37] That you could wear while you're getting evicted from your trailer
[00:19:41] After a tragedy rips apart you could wear after after a tragedy is claimed the life of your chug
[00:19:47] When you rebuild a home from a hurricane you're gonna need a big Johnson and it's shaped like a hammer
[00:19:53] Yeah, I'm about to release two shirts texted me that what do you say that riff? Oh, thanks. Yeah, Nick would have said that
[00:20:01] Yeah, if Nick were here, he would have said okay. Um guys we now is that it's come that it's come the time
[00:20:09] But we want to talk to you about something called super specio
[00:20:13] I guess one of these big Johnson shirts. He's a drag racing and it says you'll be popping some blowers when you pick up
[00:20:20] Wait, the logo is just a guy with a big penis. Yeah, yeah, or is he's got a lump in his pants
[00:20:25] I've heard Dan so ever talk about these t-shirts before. Oh, yeah liquor up
[00:20:29] He was a poker in the rear big Johnson's bar
[00:20:34] liquor liquor
[00:20:36] Like liquor pussy up. Yeah, but it's spelled liquor like the drink like the drink. That's that doesn't make any sense
[00:20:44] You liquor up front you poker in the back those are two things they have a casino
[00:20:49] Those are two things you can do with her front you liquor in the front pussy and you poke her in the back
[00:20:54] Butthole oh he said here for that he said Lika up front. Oh
[00:20:59] Oh Lord, right John's in long hair. It's easy to trim all right
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[00:21:23] Cratum tablets and cratum teabags has anyone here in this room right now? Do you have any?
[00:21:29] Experience using cradums. No, what is it? Well, basically?
[00:21:33] It's a it's like a natural heroin that you could buy at smoke shops or at super speciosa calm
[00:21:40] Which is the only GMP qualified vendor from the American Cratum Association how high does it get you?
[00:21:46] It's apparently from what I hear the withdrawals are worse than heroin what I don't create them just kidding
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[00:21:57] So that yeah, they have all these products that you can you can buy and they have all this information about the products
[00:22:05] Yeah, they have a resource center that you could use you can click through and find all the resources for all things
[00:22:10] Cratum they have just started adding content. They'll be continually adding them
[00:22:14] So basically guys here's the thing
[00:22:18] They're legal and certain states you got to check that yourself because I don't have the copy Nick didn't send it to me
[00:22:23] He said go to the fucking website. We're selling natural heroin. Why does he why does he treat you like shit all the time?
[00:22:31] No, he's not feeling good. I feel like you're you're the funny. Listen. I shouldn't have been wearing that. Okay, okay
[00:22:38] I walked in there
[00:22:39] I fell into a door like that and he had to he had to you are amber he came home
[00:22:46] No, no, I'm I'm Johnny's up. He's amber heard. I'm like I'm like Nick. Why do you have to keep going at me like this?
[00:22:54] Nick didn't you see me in the pirates of the Caribbean?
[00:22:59] He's like these stuff you're a fucking loser
[00:23:02] I'm not gonna send you the copy for
[00:23:10] You're a fucking loser
[00:23:12] And I'm gonna bring up incredibly personal things on the podcast and have
[00:23:18] 250,000 people making fun of you about that and you're my only friend
[00:23:25] That's right, baby
[00:23:37] Yeah, Nick's
[00:23:39] I went over to Nick Wallace
[00:23:49] Shit
[00:23:51] He came home he came home. I came I'm sorry. I went over to his apartment. He was wearing he was wearing like a beauty like
[00:23:59] treatment on his face like a like a white cream on his face. He was wearing a kimono like a mask
[00:24:04] Yeah, like a black face and he put a
[00:24:06] He's like I'm putting on a charcoal mask and I'm doing hello, Mammy
[00:24:13] And he's like don't fuck up the equipment
[00:24:16] Daddy's gonna be mad anyone believes you see if anyone believes you
[00:24:23] Aquaman a man can't get
[00:24:30] Adam just wearing three scarves cool as a cucumber like Nick I do
[00:24:34] Nick I
[00:24:36] Just morning under rest Thompson. I'm just here to pick up the board. I
[00:24:41] Don't know why I talk like this kind of Native American style
[00:24:45] You ready to feel like like if you guys were if you guys are like super rich and famous would you would you try to date like another?
[00:24:53] Star no, you don't know those relationships work. I would just walk into a pot buys and like find the wall
[00:24:58] I'd be like you yeah
[00:25:00] I go to a home. I go to a home depot part and I pick up one of those trebahoe boys
[00:25:06] Make you my wife
[00:25:08] Take you to kinkoon. All right. Anyway guys go to the Popeyes in Chinatown
[00:25:13] Be like you and you guys if you're ready to shop at super speciosa you can check out all these cool tablets
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[00:25:33] Bitcoin, I think they take a lot so
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[00:25:38] When you place your for first order after your first order place a better read the nicks ever done
[00:25:43] I think yeah, no Nick does some pretty good reads people like the reads better than the actual show at this point from what I understand
[00:25:49] Not today though today the show shines. Yeah, what is great fellas?
[00:25:54] Mitri yangya
[00:25:56] Speciosa commonly known as cradam is a tropical tree native to Southeast Asia from the coffee family
[00:26:02] I thought you're naming the girl Mike meets a Popeyes in Chinatown. Oh, Mitri on
[00:26:08] No, that's the girl
[00:26:10] You pick up a don't you you woke up eating her her ass while Jacking off your limp dick
[00:26:17] I don't know I'm just now I went to heart taking is you guys were hyping me up
[00:26:24] You guys were hyping me up on that Nick stuff and now you're so great
[00:26:27] You guys were hyping me up on that Nick stuff and I went too far and all them great
[00:26:32] Great implants can be found the forces of Indonesia Thailand
[00:26:35] Malaysia Myanmar and Papua New Guinea all create them import the United States comes from Indonesia
[00:26:40] The leaves are harvested from mature trees dried and crushed
[00:26:43] Cratum leaves have been used by locals in Southeast Asia for centuries and guess what the history of Southeast Asia is a pretty chill one
[00:26:51] They've been chill for a long time said in three. Yeah, I guess I don't know different
[00:26:58] No wars or anything. Here's the thing guys you can get creative
[00:27:02] You yeah, yeah, honest people Paul Pot was a was he was doing a lot of crayton when he was
[00:27:08] Genociding all the intellectuals and people who were do you know glassy cool?
[00:27:14] That was that was one of those I would hide you guys that was one of the best yeah, you'd and Frank me like Mike
[00:27:22] Thank you so much
[00:27:24] Thanks for thanks for this Mike. Nice. It's very awesome here. You are but yeah, you will be my eyes
[00:27:31] Thank you do you have a stick or something? I could help walk around here's the thing you could buy cratum from a fucking deli
[00:27:38] And you don't know what the fuck you're getting this shit is lab tested and
[00:27:42] Recognize be that by the American Cratum Association is a very well. That's a great organization
[00:27:47] There's a doctors and captains of industry that serve on the board of the
[00:27:52] Unfortunately, most of the vendors do not test their products so get something that's tested before you want to get fucked up on T
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[00:28:02] You could there's no E. coli and yeast and mold you can get that shit from the from the bad stuff
[00:28:07] So check out their blog page check out their latest news on cratum and new product launches and go to super
[00:28:13] Spessiosa calm and at checkout put it in promo code come town or come town 20 Nick did not send me the copy
[00:28:20] But if you're trying both of those held it one of those are gonna work and
[00:28:25] Let's start the show done done done done done done
[00:28:29] What the fuck
[00:28:32] Oh, yeah, you know, I saw that move that animated movie that mark marin's in the bad guys and
[00:28:38] Animated movie. Yeah, what is it about?
[00:28:41] You look at her cigarettes. No my my vapor
[00:28:45] No, you can't be really cool. I mean my girlfriend is out of time. Let's do it
[00:28:51] Stop it. Stop it. She's not gonna know. Yeah, okay. When's the last time you could smoke indoors?
[00:28:56] You know, it's very little bit like the 1940s. Okay. All right. I'm gonna put in okay here
[00:29:02] Okay, I'm gonna set it up for you
[00:29:03] But you guys gotta talk while I'm off my course because I'm only doing this because I'm a good host. Yes, okay?
[00:29:09] The best okay, I'm gonna put a fan out never let us all smoke indoors. Okay. This is cool guys
[00:29:14] I feel really cool. I feel really cool right now. I did you New York, baby
[00:29:19] My place next will oh my god. We'll have gay sex and my son's
[00:29:31] You're pounding me. Yes. Yeah, you're probably kidding me. Yeah, I'm gonna sweet ass
[00:29:39] No, but I'd be like a I'd be like a power bottom. I
[00:29:42] Take you for a ride with my ass
[00:29:44] Mike stop fuck you
[00:29:48] Shut the fuck up
[00:29:51] Dominating my dick. I'm raping you in my head
[00:29:54] Like it
[00:29:58] You're ruining this
[00:30:01] You're ruining this for me
[00:30:03] I
[00:30:12] Somehow give you interaction
[00:30:21] Do you think that like cuz cuz it's like cuz people go like oh gay sex is funny
[00:30:25] I mean, but heterosexual sex is do you think it's also funny or but you think gay sex is funnier? I
[00:30:32] Think they're equally is funny sex is funny. Yeah, it's weird. Yeah kissing is weird
[00:30:38] Yeah, what do you have affection for someone?
[00:30:40] You're like let me open up part of your body and let me lick it. Yeah. Yeah, you know, yeah, I didn't know how to kiss
[00:30:47] When I was your I thought you were young your lips together. I didn't know how to head back
[00:30:50] I didn't know how to 69. I didn't know what went on on the inside the first time I 60
[00:30:54] No, well the first time I 69 like I was on top of the girl if you can work I
[00:31:03] Was like I think this is how you do it. Oh my god. Yeah
[00:31:08] Okay, can you guys this is so fucking cool, dude. This is really cool. You got another ashtray
[00:31:14] Can we just can we just blast my ash and you're yet?
[00:31:17] No, no, no, no, no, come on dude. It's a great one. You have one to write. I have I have like seven. Yeah, I was so good
[00:31:24] I know you like yeti
[00:31:27] You know, I just I just have yeah, yeah, I don't know yeah
[00:31:30] I have I have I have one in there. It's it's good
[00:31:33] I have I have a hard cooler and then a couple tumblers. Thank you guys. So there's an ashtray right here. Yes
[00:31:39] Thank you. Okay. Yeah, and just don't tell my girlfriend
[00:31:42] I'm doing this can I can I feel like we're doing some kind of talk show in like 1964 or something
[00:31:48] How do you feel about what is what what is the Negro? What's the Negro want? Well the Negro is that James Baldwin?
[00:31:57] Well, the Negro I I bet I could probably
[00:32:00] All right, let's give you a month I could do a James Baldwin impression. Hmm. I give you I'm gay
[00:32:06] I'm gay. I'm black and I'm gay. I'm black and I'm gay
[00:32:12] I'm black and I'm gay and I write books
[00:32:19] I won't tell you what's going on up in Giovanni's room
[00:32:25] Unless you read my book about it. No, yeah, he was pretty good. Why are you filming this right now for socials?
[00:32:31] I was filming a smoking because it's cool. Oh, yeah, it is cool. I mean, this is very cool. They got a very New York
[00:32:38] Yeah, this is like we're on Cavitt or something and they're so expensive. It's like a delicacy. Uh-huh, you know
[00:32:45] This is truly a sign of opulent smoking cigarettes right now
[00:32:50] We're living in the Golden Era. Okay. Well, we've all got our legs crossed. That this is more a Nashville, right?
[00:32:56] You could smoke inside yeah, we have my
[00:32:58] Mark and I went to one of the best bars that I've ever been to which was like what was it called like Santa's pub or something?
[00:33:04] Yeah, I think so. It's like a carry on on the road together. It's yeah
[00:33:07] Yeah, a lot of fun. Yeah, there was it's in a double wide trailer
[00:33:10] They do karaoke and it's just run by this guy with a long like except when we lose thousands of dollars
[00:33:17] Unporly negotiated
[00:33:21] Yeah, I don't know if you know this but
[00:33:23] I'm not exactly the most it's not exactly the best financially. We don't have we don't have that much fun
[00:33:28] Yeah, financially I would like sometimes I'm like, you know, you have kids
[00:33:37] Kid when you look at the time
[00:33:40] Listen if you look at what we're making compared to like a cleaning lady. You were doing pretty well. Oh my god
[00:33:46] We're like up on stage more depressing. We're up on stage for you know like an hour and a half two hours total
[00:33:53] And you know a cleaning lady would would have made $14 in that time. You know, so yeah, we made we made about
[00:34:01] She was at my house. She would have been sexually harassed
[00:34:06] Move that badass we did have a cleaning lady coming for a little bit and then we kind of like stop
[00:34:12] We didn't we don't have any money. We gotta like come clean over the cleaning lady comes
[00:34:16] Yeah, I guess like people do that all the time well you just like straighten up
[00:34:20] You're like I don't want her to think that I'm some disgusting, you know, right?
[00:34:23] White I thought that you didn't want them to have to work like extra. I didn't think it was about like judgment
[00:34:29] Well, no, it depends on if you get the full service or not, you know, but you got to ask her if she's a cop
[00:34:34] That's what and if she is a lot of a private board on FaceTime. Yeah, you gotta you gotta say can you please show me your pink?
[00:34:41] Dude, I was in a fucking cop bar in I love the police. I was in a cop like yeah, me too
[00:34:47] Like I love he loved the police. I thank them when I walk out
[00:34:50] I was a cop bar by like my dad my dad was staying like by ground zero when he came to visit
[00:34:55] Yeah, and there was a cop bar down there like in the financial district. Is it the Patriot?
[00:35:01] I don't think that's right. They'd know it was like $3 pictures of butter. No, no
[00:35:05] It was like how to look at Irish name it had some sort of Irish name is just filled with like there was
[00:35:10] Chaunissi something like that. They were all like blacked out like we got there. It's just all these fucking like like thumb looking heads
[00:35:17] Yeah, you know like these fucking mongoloids
[00:35:20] They're like blacked out and then there were these two like clearly prostitutes in the middle of it
[00:35:26] Yes, and they were like just FaceTiming their friends like I don't want to get in trouble with the force right now
[00:35:32] Then my piece of you get the boys are cool. Yeah, anyway, they were FaceTiming like other thumbs, right?
[00:35:38] And they were like just like they look like cops
[00:35:41] You know their FaceTiming other ones and like they're like yeah
[00:35:45] Just show just show them what you're working with like and like the fucking the the girls were like taking their titties out
[00:35:52] Oh guys, but they had like they had literally they each of them would have two FaceTimes going at a time
[00:35:58] And then be like do you like what you see you want to come over and like you want to come meet me and and the
[00:36:02] Then the cop that was like negotiating was like yeah
[00:36:05] Like she's beautiful like you gonna love what you see like you're gonna love her when she comes over here
[00:36:10] Yeah, they're supporting women. This is this is this is incredible. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
[00:36:16] There's a time I was in a cop or do you guys remember that?
[00:36:19] I don't want to say anything. There's this guy that you have a bar show up on like the upper
[00:36:25] East by comic strip. Uh-huh and it was like a cop bar and then afterwards, you know
[00:36:31] I brought a new danger and then um was it that guy because there was a cop in New York City that like he did comedy
[00:36:36] And he got in trouble because he like left his gun in a bathroom. No. Yeah, wait was it
[00:36:43] No, it wasn't. Oh, it wasn't he's a good dude
[00:36:46] So this cop is behind the ball are bastard. I think all cops are bastards and
[00:36:52] Marks marks a pretty cool guy. Yeah, he's great. Yeah, um, but not that bright
[00:36:58] No, yeah
[00:36:59] But this cop behind the bar was telling us these like cop stories and they the drunkrey got the more like
[00:37:06] Not good. They were in turn. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and his conference thought were funny like we won't do a domestic dispute
[00:37:13] Yeah, yeah, yeah, and before we left we were like well, you know, he already smacked you up
[00:37:18] So, you know, we'll make them do the same unless you show us your titties and I'm like what what he's like
[00:37:23] Yeah, so we got this girl, you know, she's crying
[00:37:25] But we all saw Ted's and we made sure he didn't enter again. I'm like, man, that's not
[00:37:30] Funny and then it's like that and they want to use like what whatever you don't get it
[00:37:33] It was funny. It's time. I'm like no wonder why they wonder why nobody like respects them. Yeah, you know, well
[00:37:39] I'll say not all cops do that. Well, I was there's this old lady
[00:37:44] Listen, all I'm gonna say is that if I was born black in this country, I would be dead
[00:37:49] Okay, why because the police would have killed me at this point. Yeah, I'd have
[00:37:53] Physically everyone can read how you would be dead if you were black
[00:37:57] Physically untrue. No, no Ian, you don't have to go get into fucking
[00:38:01] No, there's a like faxing
[00:38:04] We're up the cabin last year. Yeah, he's like guys. We gotta watch there's like so you invited Ian to the cabin but not me
[00:38:10] You should have come on. I never you were right. No, I never get invited. Oh dude
[00:38:14] It was so far everybody kept being like it's so much better mics not here
[00:38:17] No one's here whooping up the
[00:38:22] It was great. It was like I got a great I got a great documentary
[00:38:26] It's about how like the like the like hysteria behind the Michael Brown case
[00:38:31] Yeah, about how like the media got it all wrong and it's made by all black people and then we like looked it up
[00:38:36] It was like fucking Candace. Oh, no
[00:38:39] Like you're like a fox news uncle
[00:38:42] It was about how like you know that kid that was killed by the cops in Ferguson like
[00:38:51] Hands up don't you was a fallacy?
[00:38:54] That wasn't really
[00:38:58] You know this guy Larry it's called poetic. He's actually a guy
[00:39:02] It's called poetic poetic truth rather than factual truth. Well there's a there's an older lady in my neighborhood
[00:39:10] And she's got this big dog and she like lost her dog one time the dog like got out
[00:39:13] So I like went around and I was looking for the dog and I get on my bike
[00:39:18] And I see these two cops and they're like carrying her dog
[00:39:20] So I'm like oh, that's my neighbor's dog and the guys like the cops like oh, oh who is she's like
[00:39:25] I just I just want to talk to it and so that they like bring the dog back and she's like
[00:39:29] She's like an older like Italian woman. She's like oh, thank you so much
[00:39:32] We would we would just talk about how much we love the cops in this neighborhood
[00:39:36] And
[00:39:38] This cop must have been like he could have been older than like 26 years old, you know, and he's like yeah
[00:39:43] He's like you got to be careful
[00:39:44] You know cuz cuz you know they somebody wanted to take him to the to the shelter and I said no
[00:39:49] Let's try to you know, let's try to like find the owner and you know, that's a kill shelter over there
[00:39:54] So this guy's just like you know, they wanted to kill you if it wasn't for me
[00:39:58] They would have killed your dog. Yeah, I saved this life. So maybe you could break off a little
[00:40:02] Yeah, yeah, maybe you can give me a little envelope if you know what I'm talking about maybe once a week
[00:40:08] Maybe I come around once a week. You give me a little envelope
[00:40:12] Today is sponsored by the documentary
[00:40:18] But we do but we do want to talk Shelby Steel is that Lexington Steel's nephew
[00:40:26] You think garbage men get the same
[00:40:28] Exactly does that come in funny wait
[00:40:33] No, it's a it's a it's a heterosexual porn reference. You probably would I know it's so can steal because I'm Mexican
[00:40:40] He's not he's not a Mexican
[00:40:43] Lexicans TV. Oh
[00:40:45] You got one of the biggest penises in porn lexicon
[00:40:49] No, that was a that was Lex okay interviewed Sarah Jay on but we want to talk that was her favorite god damn
[00:40:55] She's still taking it dude. I checked back in with her the other day
[00:40:59] She looks like shit and she looks like a cast member on the old Joe dinosaurs. She looks
[00:41:05] She looks like not the mama. Yes. She looks like not the mama
[00:41:09] Dude and she is still just getting dicks loving it. Okay, but before we before I wish I knew who you were talking about
[00:41:17] Sarah Jay, you don't know Sarah Jay look her up
[00:41:20] She's a preeminent pog in a pornography. Yes. She was one of the first like milps dude
[00:41:27] I got it 23 dude. I got it
[00:41:30] She was just a Jewish woman. Yo, what okay?
[00:41:35] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we got the dying, but we can okay pull it up get that together because we got to talk about Ridge wallet right now
[00:41:42] And we got to talk about Ridge you can hold your money in your Ridge wallet and buy what killed Michael Brown by
[00:41:50] You know, okay, we don't have to it. Is this her?
[00:42:01] Okay, so basically here's the deal guys this these people started this company Ridge, okay
[00:42:06] So you got a Ridge comm and is that what you know?
[00:42:10] What are you thinking this is what kind of company is this is this you know a?
[00:42:14] A condom that is you know has bumps on it for a woman's pussy or rough rider
[00:42:20] No, it is a it is a wallet and except every day carry and travel bag
[00:42:26] Company whoa basically what they do is they strip down all of the essentials to their most to their what I can't believe it
[00:42:34] What are you talking about? That's great the Ridge. Oh, you're you're doing like a fake. No, I'm helping the
[00:42:40] You're not you're not you're making fun of this you're making fun of this company
[00:42:45] You're making fun of this company where I'm trying to find out
[00:42:48] I'm trying to find out what they're about actually. I'm trying to on their well
[00:42:52] They make the the next so you know Mike do you you've got the Ridge wallet you want to talk about it?
[00:42:58] Yeah, maybe you do your bit about Ridge wallet. I think that'd be good. No, they're good wallets
[00:43:02] It didn't fall out of my pocket after the first week that I had it
[00:43:05] Um, they're like they're like metal wallets. They're like a money clip kind of yeah
[00:43:10] Yeah, so basically you want a clip for the modern the modern man
[00:43:14] You be everyone sick and tired of having these huge wallets you have to have your pocket Constitution
[00:43:20] You have to have 12
[00:43:22] Expire expired condoms and you have him sitting on your one cheek of your fat ass and it gives you back problems
[00:43:29] Yeah, okay, that's actually a good telling point the Ridge wallet is for people who raw dog
[00:43:34] Because you can't really fit a condom in it you can't fit a condom in it and according to the Supreme Court
[00:43:39] She needs to keep it so
[00:43:42] They make wallets bags key cases pens everyday carry that that section is one of my favorite sections of the website
[00:43:49] They make a titanium key case they make a case for your air tag
[00:43:54] Which I think the new iPhone has where you can like find out where it is or some shit
[00:43:59] Well, they also make pens and knives
[00:44:01] And hoodies if you want to get a ridge t-shirt a slim fit modern Ridge wallet t-shirt
[00:44:09] It's only $30 and it's got their nice Ridge logo with a mountain range on it
[00:44:15] Which I think would be pretty cool to rock so here's a deal guys you go to a fucking Ridge wallet calm
[00:44:24] You your side you you pick out what you want, right?
[00:44:28] There are different types of wallets for men and women their travel backpacks for men. Okay, this is enough six
[00:44:34] You can't believe we have a second sick. Let's wait like another 10. Okay. You just fucking we can't have three
[00:44:41] Sigs going this is anarchy now. I've lost I've lost we can smoke in my house next
[00:44:50] Get in it Mike Ian there you're not that's
[00:44:52] You
[00:44:55] Taking selfies right now everybody
[00:45:00] 1,000
[00:45:08] Time
[00:45:15] We don't want to forget this
[00:45:17] When else have we ever been out listening to get low by little John we're gonna fuck black guys tonight
[00:45:29] We're gonna fuck lexicon deals tonight and yeah, so that's what Nick sounds like on a bachelor at party anyway, so
[00:45:39] Here's the deal guys you get you go to Ridge wallet calm you pick you pick your material
[00:45:43] Okay, you can get a titanium one carbon steel. These are like what operators use okay
[00:45:49] Yeah, you go to check out you can get the basic that's like
[00:45:52] $70 or you can get the carbon you can get the carbon steel. That's like 300 bucks
[00:45:57] Yeah, they pull it out when you're on like a tender date. Yeah, and the girl goes
[00:46:02] Oh, is it the carbon steel Ridge wallet? Yeah, and she's like let it's she's she's like let me suck please
[00:46:09] Please let me suck. I
[00:46:11] Need to suck anyway, so you go to Ridge wallet calm you put in promo code come town or come town
[00:46:18] 20 whichever one it is you'll get a great discount to check out they are a great company
[00:46:24] They stand by their product. They have great customer service. They got great people waiting for your call. Yeah, ask them questions about their
[00:46:32] Replacement elastics for your Ridge wallet or perhaps replacement screws or a Torx driver
[00:46:38] So that you can screw in screws. Yeah, you know, oh, yeah, you can take this you could take the screws out of your wallet
[00:46:48] You know who needs a fucking faggy leather
[00:46:52] You want something that's made out of steel and screws, okay, and but they have a great backpack that I use a commuter bag
[00:46:59] So go to Ridge wallet calm put in promo code come town or come town 20
[00:47:04] Yeah, you want to talk about what was like seeing Sarah J. I'm actually very interested. Oh, okay here
[00:47:09] Hold on look at this picture. It's she's
[00:47:14] The diners order
[00:47:20] That's the funniest that's the funniest
[00:47:23] Wow, I wish you guys I wish you guys at home could see
[00:47:27] That might be the funniest thing. Yeah, this is hilarious. No, I'm serious
[00:47:33] I'm truly serious. This is the older sister. You just start swiping. She does look like the teenage sister
[00:47:40] Like a dad you just at you at the green corner. I'm a teenager dinosaur
[00:47:47] You just even going down on the I love also Sarah J has taken so much
[00:47:52] So many colors of penis that she is like officially the hood pass and then she's like wearing like extensions and like
[00:48:00] Sweet she was very nice. She seems very nice. She trying to do comedy is she one of those now?
[00:48:05] She's got like a new CBD line that she's like that's great like promoting
[00:48:11] So speaking of porn
[00:48:12] Oh, I remember one time when we got when we first got the internet
[00:48:15] I would download porno clips off of a kazah and
[00:48:18] And I came across this one clip and it said like it said like 14 year old lesbians and I was like oh oh cool
[00:48:25] Like you know, I'm 14. They're 14
[00:48:31] And it's like
[00:48:40] Then a SWAT team store
[00:48:42] I was like storm through the door. I didn't in my little fortune here
[00:48:46] I didn't make the connection that I was about to download
[00:48:52] Something up more my speed
[00:48:57] God damn friend of mine texted me today and he said something about like I guess little boozy had a take about Michael Jackson
[00:49:04] Who's what was this he was a rapper like a rapper?
[00:49:07] Nothing great. He was real rapper. No, he was like he was like those kids must have been freaks
[00:49:13] And they were like what do you mean by that?
[00:49:17] He said the kids must have been into getting fucked by Michael Jackson
[00:49:23] Yeah, wait, I was thinking what if he did a sketch you know it's seen in 40 year old virgin where it's like the guy's talking about sex
[00:49:31] Yeah, we all know that yeah
[00:49:33] You do a sketch where it's like a bunch of guys talk and then they're like like how about you Mike and it's Michael Jackson
[00:49:38] He's like oh, yeah, I love
[00:49:40] Crown women
[00:49:43] 33 years old
[00:49:49] I love when they be menstruating
[00:49:53] I love that when when the grown woman is after nap time
[00:49:56] And she and she a little bit sleepy still I love when you give her a little Jesus juice
[00:50:03] No, Michael Jackson didn't do it. I'm on the record of saying that I've said it multiple times. So look Lee
[00:50:07] I'm not afraid to say it so yeah, but he was chemically castrated by Joseph Jackson. Oh, right?
[00:50:14] No, because he he was a deity to write who's a deity. He was sent by God with the smooth genitalia
[00:50:20] It's true. No, it is true like where were you when Michael Jackson died?
[00:50:24] Where I was I was literally taking a shit. No, I remember I was on the how old were you I was
[00:50:31] College maybe you I
[00:50:33] Was really sad product 22. I was in rehab. I was really sad. I was really sad
[00:50:38] He died. He's the most talented guy. He's the most talented person of a fair or false it died. Who knows?
[00:50:45] I didn't know when
[00:50:47] No, she was out shined by Michael Jackson. Yeah, of course you the most talented human being like of our lifetime
[00:50:55] Charlie's angels
[00:50:57] Dude her feathered hair on the poster. No one cares about that
[00:51:00] He's the fucking he is no one jacks off. No one jacks. No one gets horny
[00:51:07] That fair falls it was a dime. She was a piece. Yeah, but
[00:51:12] Okay, so let's get back into or like let's do a come-town style bit maybe what if Michael Jackson was Asian and
[00:51:20] just
[00:51:22] It's basically just a picture of him just a picture of him basically
[00:51:28] Basically a picture of him towards the end of his life that answers I can't do that
[00:51:34] But I know someone who can what is welcome Jake Flores
[00:51:36] Everybody a picture of a picture of Michael Jackson
[00:51:49] It was a picture of Michael Michael Jackson really did become an Asian woman
[00:51:53] It's it's it's truly insane and we still had to be like oh, that's Mike. Yeah. Oh, there he goes
[00:52:00] He looked like my friend's mom looked a lot like him. I'd have fucking be a me's friend in high school and
[00:52:06] Cool. Yeah, and his mom looks exactly like Mike good cool flex. What do you mean? They are cool people
[00:52:14] It's a very cool piece. He didn't really ever had fun
[00:52:17] Michael Jackson didn't really he didn't really get like canceled or anything. You still hear the music in like an uber or whatever
[00:52:23] Oh, they're still playing remix to ignition, bro. Yeah, the music is so good. You can't get and it's so popular in widespread
[00:52:31] You can't get rid of it. Yeah, right? There's a two-fart. But as well lean in
[00:52:36] So do you want to hang out with people like wasn't fucking kids when he made those songs?
[00:52:40] Yeah, do when black and white comes on do you want to really hang out with someone that's like turn this off?
[00:52:45] Yeah, no, I'd rather hang out that cop or with the guy who clearly
[00:52:49] Sexly harassing poor people
[00:53:05] What's this?
[00:53:08] Michael
[00:53:10] Podcast is a it's Vlad TV. What's that?
[00:53:13] You should watch all of his interviews on Vlad TV on YouTube there a minute associated with women
[00:53:18] I mean, he was married to Lee some refreshly for like a couple months
[00:53:22] But I just it doesn't seem like he was really interested in women like that because think about it follows Michael Jackson
[00:53:28] I'd be able to some pussy
[00:53:30] Wow, I've never heard a take like this before
[00:53:34] This is really original. Thanks bringing it to my attention Adam. Damon Wayans had a good take on Bill Cosby
[00:53:40] What was it he just said like he's like
[00:53:44] Well, no, he was just like, you know one of those accusations goes back to like 1968
[00:53:49] Mm-hmm. He's like black people had separate water fountains back then like yeah, he's like we're raping till the 90s
[00:53:55] That's great
[00:53:58] That's I mean, you know, that's that's an interesting legal case that you make that's a take rega this guy's talented this guy this guy really
[00:54:06] He's good. I just watched blank man recently best movie. Dude. It is the best male fight
[00:54:12] Oh, yeah, it really is the best movie ever. Oh, he's blank. It's so funny that like just I mean
[00:54:17] I guess it's cried when jail. It's the premise. It's the premise behind died his old robot in blank man
[00:54:24] It's the premise. It's the premise behind Erkel
[00:54:26] But it's like the entire bit is what if a black guy wasn't cool
[00:54:30] Like
[00:54:33] Smart yeah, the black guy was like gay
[00:54:37] And like there's a scene where the woman's giving birth in blank man and like and he's like but I can see like
[00:54:45] I can see her thing. Yeah, he's like please like you gotta save her. He's like but I can see her thing
[00:54:53] It's so funny before black banter dude and the running bit in blank man
[00:54:59] That just is they do it three times and it's just so funny every single time is like the the the girl
[00:55:06] The love interest is Robin Givens who's the one right Mike not Robin Givens
[00:55:10] Not Robin Givens. Oh, I'm thinking now of Robin from Howard Stern. No wait. What's her last name? Quivers quivers
[00:55:18] Okay. Yeah, it's Robin Givens who's the woman who's raped and beaten by Michael or by Mike Tyson
[00:55:24] So no, she's she's no he went to jail for yeah
[00:55:27] He did so she's like so she's the love interest every time he gets a kiss from her. He's just
[00:55:40] Without comings pants it is so funny
[00:55:44] Jim and I watch it together. We were like peeing our pants the entire time. Yeah, that's how I feel about old like Martin Lawrence
[00:55:51] Clips, too
[00:55:51] You watch like yeah, dude, you know and he's like he played like the white guy and then he played the woman
[00:55:59] Yeah, it was great, you know, I'm like I'm trying to watch recently
[00:56:03] Babies kids. Oh, I haven't said album isn't it now it um
[00:56:08] Oh, fuck Robin Harris. Yeah, he's it was like based on his stand up. It's like a cartoon
[00:56:13] It's I remember watching as a kid funny a thing in the world. Yeah, you got to watch babies kids. Yeah, yeah
[00:56:18] Yeah
[00:56:20] Yeah, fuck your wire black people like we know they're funny. Yes. Yeah, we know that
[00:56:25] I mean, we know they're the funniest they are the right but after then there's just like a huge
[00:56:30] Jewish guys maybe Jewish maybe Jewish guys from blacks to Jews. There's a pretty big. Oh, it's not even a question
[00:56:36] There's humor. There's a coping mechanism. Uh-huh for maybe had to use they've had to use humor through generational
[00:56:43] That might be right, but that is really that's pretty gay to say on the show
[00:56:47] Yeah, we gotta be fucking we got to be talking about the issues at home
[00:56:51] No, you're I think you're probably absolutely right, but yeah, the drop-off is pretty significant
[00:56:56] All right. Yeah, it's like you can't be a buff white guy on stage, right?
[00:57:00] No one likes a white guy with a nice body. I don't think anyone likes a guy with a nice
[00:57:04] No, no, no, you could be fucking
[00:57:07] Who haven't hearts jacked?
[00:57:09] Dint, you know, but yeah, but but it's it's they're not showing like got jacked
[00:57:15] They got jacked and they're not like wearing like a tank top
[00:57:19] Yeah, yeah, but God free doesn't wear tank top Michael Clark. Don't get him
[00:57:24] Morgan Freeman a huge
[00:57:27] Jack he is truly have you seen those shirtless jacked off? Oh really? He's one of our he's my favorite mayor
[00:57:34] He is my favorite mayor that has ever been the mayor since I've lived I like Ed Koch
[00:57:38] You what do you mean? He was terrible to you people what he was a closeted gay man?
[00:57:45] No, no, that was Giuliani. No, no, man
[00:57:49] No, Ed Koch cracked down on the on illicit lascivious homosexual homosexual read Times Square blue
[00:57:55] No, he was a hater. He was a hater dude
[00:57:58] He he was a hater because he was sitting in the closet hate you. Nope. Nope
[00:58:02] He actually played black people like a fiddle and it was very sad day to this day
[00:58:07] Don't like him a lot of them because he ran on the platform of
[00:58:12] Keeping side on hospital
[00:58:15] a float it was this hospital in Harlem that was on the verge of shutting down and then he got in any fucking
[00:58:22] Letter this closeted NYC mayor described this sounds like jeopardy
[00:58:27] This closet NYC mayor described queer sex is horrific and helped close bath houses in the 80s and the answer
[00:58:34] Yeah, no the answer is a head cause she was a hater. Do you hate he was hating on them?
[00:58:39] No, Giuliani open them back up actually. Yeah, Giuliani only for Italian men
[00:58:45] The one who used the bath houses correctly
[00:58:49] They fucking fagging it up
[00:58:52] We're kissing each other we're just kidding. We're just kissing each other on the cheeks
[00:58:56] It's cultural as long as they're no homeless people in the bath house
[00:58:59] Dude
[00:59:02] Dude's going around smoke one more you know no I can't dude. I have to go the show is about to be over
[00:59:07] No, no, we have one more minute. Oh fun. I'm literally hanging the other night at Sesh comedy
[00:59:11] Dude, we had a lot of fun that night. Dude. Okay, you guys are literally I have a call at 6 10
[00:59:16] You guys are literally gonna have to let you hang out for that you gonna hang out. No, no, I'm gonna be my office
[00:59:20] Yeah, yeah, you could definitely hang off, but I yeah, I have to go in my office, but yeah
[00:59:24] We just listen to the call no, no, it's gonna be very bad. You guys got a business. I just business. Go hang in
[00:59:30] Isn't this aren't we lucky it was a very fun? Yeah, look at these two guys in a bath house
[00:59:34] Uh-huh being in love. Yeah, that's so cool
[00:59:38] Yeah, look at it. They loved each other. They got to put some bulk on though. Yeah, they're a little I love watching crews and videos
[00:59:44] What's that what what is that? Is it we gonna ramp up you mean the
[00:59:48] The
[00:59:52] Tail for another time you can we do plugs
[00:59:59] I got it all right, I will close out my no, no, but you don't have in the show. Yeah, I got it
[01:00:04] I got a press this question. Yeah, I press this part. All right. Yeah, that but we're done. Yes sweet I
[01:00:10] This one right the stop the square stop to smoke on the couch. All right. Yeah
[01:00:14] Welcome to the
[01:00:18] Free well wrap it up. Yeah, all right. Uh
[01:00:20] It is funny that he's gonna go and like have a talk to a manager and see what I read is couch. Okay. Yeah
[01:00:29] Well, I gotta go shower. Yeah
[01:00:32] Here
[01:00:34] Yeah
[01:00:36] We should go together as a prank
[01:00:43] On Mike
[01:00:48] That was the best content episode ever finally two people actually had gay sex on Adams couch
[01:00:58] Light and it's art anyway, so what's so okay, all right, we're gonna wrap it up. Okay, just real quick
[01:01:04] I'm gonna be in Toronto at the Royal Comedy Theatre June 17th and 18th
[01:01:09] Stand up live Phoenix, Arizona with a great David tell May
[01:01:14] not this weekend the following weekend
[01:01:17] I'm going to be in Columbus, Ohio June 25th at Natalie's Grandview and
[01:01:22] I am going to be on the road with David. Hell lot. I have a bunch of headline dates coming up on my own good
[01:01:28] Bye guys podcast and I'm starting a new podcast with a patreon being Ian
[01:01:32] I
[01:01:33] Available on YouTube my patreon and the theme song is by the Lumineers. Oh nice. Well that cool
[01:01:41] They did it for you. Yeah, actually for you. Yeah. I'm friends with the singer. Oh, they're like big, right? Yeah, yeah, great
[01:01:47] It's really fun. I wrote the lyrics. He did the song. I'm really excited and cat bite
[01:01:51] That's got Ben from Philly is gonna do the intro and he's doing the the outro. It's gonna be a good time come and do it
[01:01:56] Oh my god
[01:01:57] Come down 2.0 you yeah Adam. Yeah, my apartment cats fun times. Yeah. Yeah, I think this has a this has some potential
[01:02:05] Yeah, yeah, just be the new version of the show. Yeah, all right. Yeah, all right in Adams smoking in the boys room
[01:02:13] Yeah
[01:02:14] I got I got a new podcast called out for smokes that I do with Sean McCarthy and Scott Chaplin
[01:02:20] It's a lot of fun
[01:02:21] We have like four episodes out of that and we're having a good time with it and then I'll be in Boston at the hideout
[01:02:26] June 14th and fifth I guess it's 14 to 15th that weekend
[01:02:32] I think the Friday so the hideout in Boston June 14th and 15th
[01:02:37] You can go you can Google the club. Yes
[01:02:41] June June 27, but check out the new podcast if you can to Sunday May 29th stand up live
[01:02:47] Arizona. Yeah, dude. That's great. Yeah, I love Sean and Scott. That's so fun. Yeah. Yeah, Scott Scott's like like the funniest guy
[01:02:54] I have an awesome around. I wish he kept doing stand up. He's so fucking funny
[01:02:58] He did but I think he's like burnt out on it. Yeah, but yeah, who isn't well, you know what a dog shit?
[01:03:05] Life I like it. Yeah, it's fun. Yeah, it's fun. We're really lucky. We get to do this. Okay. We're very fortunate. Okay, you know
[01:03:11] Yeah, hey guys, all right tune into another episode of come town. Yeah, thanks for
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