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Ep. 313 - Space

Cum Town | Regular | 05/26/2022

[00:00:00] Hello come on Barbie show me pussy let's get right into it I got chocolate all
[00:00:05] over my hands I wasn't a pretty bad mood now I got awesome dude now I got
[00:00:09] cookie in me I realized that you know life is pretty bad yep you know I was
[00:00:15] thinking about the other day and with it this is a dumb thought I mean it's I
[00:00:19] mean like not in like it that the idea itself is stupid but that it's just a
[00:00:22] kind of thing a moron would think yes think to repeat but like you know it
[00:00:28] says like Elon Musk is trying to buy Twitter and then everyone's calling him a
[00:00:32] faggot for doing it and then he's on there being like these are political
[00:00:35] attacks and it's like this is the richest man in the world I know and he is not
[00:00:39] any happier than me no he has all that shit and he's it still doesn't like you
[00:00:45] it's just visible because there was at least before this you know it's like
[00:00:48] yeah everything's fucked there's people at the top the control everything and
[00:00:52] make your life dog shit and fucking everyone has to suffer so they can have
[00:00:55] this position but at least you get to think like well he's probably happy or
[00:00:59] something or at least fucking kids or something no he's just being a faggot
[00:01:03] on Twitter I almost preferred the world where they were secretly having sex
[00:01:07] with hundred percent that my that's my point going to war with the subreddit
[00:01:11] daily yeah well that's not this Kevin Durant I mean that's not that guy was
[00:01:17] hundreds of billions of dollars well he's got one billion she got a Billy yeah
[00:01:22] but yeah I know you mean you know he's not fucking Carlos Slim or that's always
[00:01:27] been my issue with Eli is that it's he's fucking oh he's just a fucking yeah
[00:01:30] still posting cuz it's like Bezos ain't posting I guess he's doing muscle
[00:01:36] picks basis is posting a little bit just a different tact of posting yeah he's
[00:01:40] also a fucking loser if you're that rich we should not even know your name yeah
[00:01:44] that's the real fucking guys there have to be guys like that right or they're
[00:01:48] in Monaco fucking they are definitely getting put getting some you know pussy
[00:01:53] that they're doing the satanic okay Dominic Strauss con yep Dominic
[00:01:57] Strauss got hey suck on your coconut titties there now the bit is the
[00:02:07] Dominic Strauss con is Joe is right hey nice titties Congo why don't you let me
[00:02:16] play him like a you know so Robin Williams yeah that's I don't know I'm not
[00:02:19] even doing your I'm covered in chocolate you are very covered in chocolate
[00:02:23] would you get chocolate cookie or scone I got chocolate chip cookie in the
[00:02:27] snicker dude oh I went to cook the dick is hard today because the ice cream
[00:02:31] shop was closed that did break my heart to and I'm actually like very sad
[00:02:35] and you serve it either eat this shit or I or I try to cry and fail that's a
[00:02:40] thing is like I haven't been able to literally have not cried since the
[00:02:43] Fast and Furious 6 fan of course all right Pete what about up it came out
[00:02:49] before you're right and got I remember getting close but at the first five
[00:02:54] minutes the first five minutes are brutal you cried call me by your name and
[00:02:57] that's after fast no yeah he did that's right he's playing the whole movie
[00:03:01] actually I think you cried at the end what they call each other by the name
[00:03:04] no he was crying the whole movie no it's a good movie but I did not cry yeah
[00:03:09] you cried Adam you cry every fucking day so what so what I'm making an
[00:03:14] accurate point you get me by you I tell you what's worse than crying is trying
[00:03:18] to and not being able to sure yeah then you just you're like it's like you're
[00:03:23] trying to try to push it's like trying to grow a beard yeah it's like the same
[00:03:27] kind of it's natural it's gonna happen or just squeeze out a cry well yeah after
[00:03:33] you cry dude you get a ret natural rush of endorphins that's most similar to
[00:03:37] doing Molly so I'm fucking tripping bro all day you're tripping over my digging
[00:03:43] bowls not I just want to say real quick at the top of the episode because I gave
[00:03:48] a wrong date in the last time I was on the pod my special officially is coming
[00:03:54] out June 5th for real 100% I know I said it would be out literally two days ago
[00:03:59] but we had some some technical snafus and then I didn't want to release it on
[00:04:05] Memorial Day or Labor Day whatever the fuck's coming out of respect out of
[00:04:08] respect to the fucking took away with some more
[00:04:12] days for workers who got sucked in the machines yep no that's Labor Day
[00:04:15] Memorial Day is when you remember the best pussy you ever got and you take a
[00:04:19] whole day off to be like damn that was awesome is it a Memorial Day and
[00:04:23] Veterans Day were both veterans and then Labor Day was workers yeah that's
[00:04:27] what I just said more no no Veterans Day for Veterans Memorial Day is to
[00:04:31] remember the pussy you got and just sit around and have a barbecue and that's
[00:04:36] why whoever got the best pussy throws the barbecue and so no for real though
[00:04:39] what the fuck is Memorial Day for it's the Titanic no the people that died the
[00:04:43] veterans are for the people that oh they're just went they just went budget
[00:04:47] John McCain losers yeah not the real hero when's gay day gay day a month whatever
[00:04:54] December something I forget but yeah that's what it is damn that's your birthday
[00:04:58] dude I know your birthday now I'm gonna forget your birthday and it's gone
[00:05:02] December and it's gone I know it's in December and you know what it's gone so
[00:05:07] don't even bother remembering it because I've forgotten yours I don't know
[00:05:10] Adam's birthday April Fool's Day no April 10 it's fine I don't remember
[00:05:16] anyone's birthday including my girlfriend I know Elders is birthday well of
[00:05:20] course you know your girlfriend's birthday was two years ago what are you
[00:05:23] talking about her actual yeah the day she was born the day she was born people
[00:05:26] you were there they were born every every year I love the idea of somebody
[00:05:31] got the obe's you I am pussy the table yeah from your mom was pussy to my mouth
[00:05:37] Jean charts on some by a bride would say bread to people this is gonna be my
[00:05:44] child but the charts what if you just got an ugly like you just picked to the
[00:05:48] highest people but then the baby was ugly that would be fucking devastating
[00:05:53] yeah if you're doing sexual eugenics bullshit when that happens it'd be a fun
[00:05:58] fun summer blue parents ugly baby are they ugly they're ugly really yeah she's
[00:06:06] fucking piece a she's and she's really beautiful let me see let me let me look
[00:06:10] up some guys who's in dias that Z-way it's like another type no sin die is from
[00:06:17] Spider-Man and and you for and I think she was in the Disney like oh wow yeah
[00:06:28] these yeah so it's like you never know right you never know you could get two
[00:06:34] ogos together make a make a her dad looks like bootleg Randy Jackson yeah
[00:06:38] he kind of does and her mom looks like bootleg go who's the fucking Russian
[00:06:43] bitch Randy Jackson is so funny the fact that he somehow managed to continue
[00:06:48] losing a hundred pounds every year he looks he looks the last he needs the
[00:06:53] weight back for the light yeah I mean he looks like a fucking floor lamp at
[00:06:56] this point yeah it's like Al Sharpe he lost too much weight yeah yeah but he
[00:07:01] keeps doing it every time it's like wow out and Randy Jackson is unrecognizable
[00:07:06] after recent weight loss yeah and it's like I forget what he even started at
[00:07:11] and what was even his why was even on that show he was the like a replacement
[00:07:15] bass player for Journey no he was a producer isn't he I thought he was a
[00:07:20] producer but you could be right I love it you've got that soul you've got that
[00:07:27] style you've got the X factor oh god yeah he's too skinny he definitely is it is
[00:07:34] very funny to have a music talent show and the judges are some British fucking
[00:07:40] cunt yeah that nobody knows the only one yeah the only one do they tell us Paul
[00:07:45] Abdul yeah right she wasn't a little necessarily known for her singing it's
[00:07:50] a singing competition but she was a dancer but she had a hit single
[00:07:54] straight up don't tell me to cannot see you fucking penis with binoculars
[00:07:59] no you can't pull a Abdul Abdul's it's wild they can hold on to that name you
[00:08:05] know Paul Abdul and not do a stage name why why it's just you know it's very
[00:08:10] threatening Abdul you get nervous when you hear that name well yeah it's like
[00:08:15] perspire it was originally Paula Abdullah hmm she got the A Abdullah Abdullah
[00:08:22] Paula Abdul wait did I say my special comes out June 5th yeah you did my YouTube
[00:08:27] channel what's the name of it live at the lodge room live the I wanted to call
[00:08:30] a fat little slut but but the algorithm that was a problem I know but the
[00:08:36] algorithm you know you shouldn't have said that now you broke my heart I know
[00:08:40] do you believe that little slow would have been a believe me Adam I had this
[00:08:43] this was something I was wrestling with for months oh my god you must have been
[00:08:47] taught I was born when when the because I like asked a couple like alga type
[00:08:53] motherfuckers they were like look it's gonna be an issue but you know
[00:08:59] whatever that little slut lifestyle continues we got to push these tickets
[00:09:04] I'll be in Raleigh June 9th to early 11th and check that out and if you're in
[00:09:10] Jersey I'll be the same weekend I'll be in Providence so come if you're in
[00:09:14] New Jersey that weekend my friend asked me if I could just mention the
[00:09:20] asbury tattoo fest calm all right check that out so tell us hey hi to John
[00:09:26] John go go say hi to John as to see his penis I'll give you a free tattoo
[00:09:31] he's got it up say Nick sent me yes say Nick sent me can I see your penis and
[00:09:36] then it'll give you a free polyp dual tattoo but more importantly with her
[00:09:39] pussy with a really good photo realistic picture of her pussy she's got a scale
[00:09:45] yeah she's got a little pussy she's got a needle in that comes in and out of her
[00:09:50] pussy the deep tattoos and she just sort of scoots around you like a CNC router
[00:09:55] yes leaving designs let me let's look up young Paula Abdul here so we can get
[00:10:01] a little bit of a young Paula Abdul's asshole and pussy yeah look that up let's
[00:10:06] let's let's oh she was married to Emilio Estefes she was wait who's that again
[00:10:11] all right now Emilio her father was Harry Abdul now that's a threatening name
[00:10:18] hottie Abdul my name is scary Abdullah my name is scary a command okay I'm gonna
[00:10:29] go ahead and search Paul Abdul nude Muslims are really they're gonna have to
[00:10:33] do another 9-11 she's from Syria that's Muslim or at least early Harry was
[00:10:40] Christian that's true yeah but Muslims you know what we mean by Muslim what do
[00:10:46] you mean she just means any brown guy yeah it's not Latino or legend yeah straight
[00:10:54] up now can I see you fucking paint now some horny the tooth fairy or the teeth
[00:10:59] fairy tooth okay who's the who's the teeth fairy there's no teeth very right
[00:11:04] there is I well I think they're I think it's a colloquial I don't believe it is
[00:11:09] that's the that's the funniest of all the magical children the tooth fairy
[00:11:13] yeah the fake he's a gay guy he's a gay dentist what the hell sorry dude I
[00:11:21] went too far though you honestly went too far I should have said that she looks
[00:11:25] real Middle Eastern in her high school pics I love it you probably has bad like
[00:11:29] big eyebrows huh no just her hair honestly I would smash no problem at any
[00:11:34] and honestly right now I'll smash yeah when she was sitting on those on those
[00:11:39] Mexicans during what the fuck was that movie the Borat to gay Borat Bruno we
[00:11:46] she was sitting on those Mexican guys on oh my god so fucking funny yeah the
[00:11:52] human furniture and how about this Paul you can sit on another part of me my
[00:11:56] back or my cock you want her to sit on your back well like the guys you should
[00:12:02] get a cock on your back or pussy like a little blow that'd be cool I don't want
[00:12:06] to pussy I want to even a cock on my back I want to watch like if someone's
[00:12:13] second my cock I can't see it doesn't really do them I have I was very visual
[00:12:17] guy yeah half of it is looking at her second cock dude she has a lot of
[00:12:22] involvement with the police yeah Paul more than you would expect with a name
[00:12:27] like that you gotta prove that you're oh guess what prove you're on the
[00:12:31] Abdul is observant in her Jewish faith oh what she's just Syrian Jesus Syrian
[00:12:38] Jew who her family immigrated to Brazil his mother's her mother's Canadian with
[00:12:44] Jewish roots oh cuz your mom and her dream is to go to Israel for a real
[00:12:48] holiday now we understand how Paula's show business you're literally a rich
[00:12:56] person you know it's got to be my dream is to go to Israel you don't be a fun sitcom
[00:13:00] like a Norman Lear sitcom is a Jewish family that leaves you know Nazi Germany
[00:13:06] in like 1933 and they moved to Argentina and they're like we'll be safe here and
[00:13:14] then they get and then ten years later they got some new neighbors oh yeah guess
[00:13:19] who's moving next door it's a dog eight off next door eight off next door
[00:13:25] film that kind of a live studio audience that now they hear Rosso in Argentina
[00:13:31] and we can't convince they learn Spanish we didn't so they're telling the neighbors
[00:13:37] about us damn dude yeah oh yeah shout out to what was that guy's name Herman
[00:13:44] Mueller who was like a powerful for the Spurs who's Argentinian but his
[00:13:49] name was Herman Mueller and he looked like he was a 6-9 blue-eyed there's a lot
[00:13:54] of I remember Tia the funniest the funniest of the white Argentinian
[00:13:58] clearly this person was a Nazi bullshit was when there was that one that one
[00:14:05] that white Argentinian girl wrote the article about Hillary Clinton her
[00:14:09] obelites yeah my abelita yeah oh wait Herman Miller that's a chair company yeah
[00:14:15] yeah I was good but I thought you said Mueller maybe it's Mueller the Mueller
[00:14:22] report I love the Mueller report we wish you a mule or Christmas oh gosh it's so
[00:14:32] nice knowing all those guys are gonna die a monkey pox on SNL no no the
[00:14:37] Mueller Christmas video oh yeah maybe I was I think I don't think I was thinking
[00:14:42] of Tia go who the fuck was that guy maybe he didn't play for the Spurs well I
[00:14:46] mean the funniest obviously authentic Brazilian is um giselle
[00:14:52] Bunchen fuck who the fuck was this guy there's this guy the goalie for Liverpool
[00:15:00] Alison Becker Becker but he's just like Becker he's just a better than his
[00:15:06] potential did anyone watch that show that I did really I honestly was a lot of
[00:15:10] friends was blind black yeah he was cool it's weird because I remember that
[00:15:13] jumping on her together I remember that being like I was like I'm never gonna
[00:15:16] watch it I feel like it was on a lot not like you try to watch it but it's just
[00:15:20] on it was on yeah that could got himself some pussy to do dance has got some
[00:15:26] sauce Becker let's look it up let's maybe play a video you want to watch that
[00:15:31] no I mean 1998 to 2004 oh and he's got the Joe Harari haircut who the fuck am I
[00:15:43] thinking of bro who the fuck was that blonde guy fuck Ted dancing Alex dessert
[00:15:55] that's the name of the black guy sounds awesome Severeo Guerra had he win
[00:16:03] sin Nancy Travis
[00:16:08] Mondays am I right I'm just trying to oh it is Tuesday that fucked up my whole
[00:16:15] day I my whole week actually what the fuck was this fucking guy's name Boris
[00:16:22] Becker tennis player he just went to jail he did for not paying his taxes
[00:16:30] Boris Becker fuck is that it's a famous German redheaded tennis player I got
[00:16:36] am I pictures of molar that's not true posters you know that's not true you
[00:16:41] know I'm an Agassi man I love Agassi because he's wearing a weave yeah you're
[00:16:46] not a man at all we know I'm a prepare yourself to be misgendered my friend
[00:16:53] don't you dare on guard man dare people talk about how painful it is for trans
[00:16:59] people to be misgendered but what about cisgender people like was it Walter
[00:17:04] Heinrich yes Walter Herman Heinrich is an Argentine former bat professional
[00:17:09] basketball player I mean just look this Walter Herman that was his name you
[00:17:14] know it's funny is like all the way he was born Walter Herman Heinrich he had
[00:17:17] to drop the Heinrich that's so fucking yeah Daven some of those Nazis they had
[00:17:22] they had even like super Nazi names that were like even because you would think
[00:17:26] Hitler would be the apex of course within guys that are like a hatred hate
[00:17:31] heart dungeon wolf yeah I guess he never actually played for the Spurs I just
[00:17:38] thought he did yeah but he was on the Argentinian team he played for Charlotte
[00:17:41] and Detroit he was only in the league two years and then he played in Europe
[00:17:45] but his name was Walter Herman Heinrich a six nine two hundred twenty five
[00:17:51] blonde ears Argentinian wink wink oh fuck I have to shit should I shit in your
[00:17:59] house I absolutely should give you a little taste of your medicine you can
[00:18:05] you can't but just leave the door our art and I are Argentinian you guys can
[00:18:15] have fun with our Argentinian yeah hard Argentinian hard our Argentinian yeah
[00:18:20] something smells like it's burning I don't know it might be from outside I
[00:18:24] think yeah outside I have a little window open what do you think that is garbage
[00:18:29] sometimes on my block there's a garbage with lady good divers up fucking
[00:18:35] and show was your pussy Jonah we're horny for push let me see this let me see
[00:18:42] mods pussy let me see you pussy baby mon Oh Becker was a doctor yes I knew
[00:18:49] that I said that I forgot I wasn't listening dude don't disrespect the
[00:18:55] Beckman you got six seasons of the four questions for Harmony Becker and
[00:19:00] publishers weekly this is this sounds a good content all right let's go well
[00:19:04] obviously she's the author of him a Warry house by Harmony Becker it's a
[00:19:09] manga for young Asian American girls Asian American author and cartoonist
[00:19:15] Harmony Becker illustrated George Takais acclaimed graphic novel they call us
[00:19:19] enemy before writing her debut graphic novel him a Warry house which
[00:19:25] originated as a webcom called to him a Warry share the book tells the coming
[00:19:30] of age story of a Japanese American girl reconnecting with her Japanese
[00:19:33] heritage while spending a year you know it's funny cuz I remember like reading
[00:19:37] stuff like this as a kid I remember reading about like Japanese kids in
[00:19:41] internment camps and like having emotions and empathy and relating to it
[00:19:45] thinking like you know it's weird because you know we're all people or
[00:19:47] whatever now I'm an old man I'm like fuck these kids fuck this book yep fuck we
[00:19:54] should have dropped the bomb we should have been issued a drop the bomb here
[00:19:58] too right we should all be dead yeah that's badass you think that has to do
[00:20:03] with age I think it is I think you mature and you realize you know cuz it's like
[00:20:08] the classics and if you're not if you're not a liberal when you're done you got
[00:20:12] no heart and if you're not a genocidal drug addict by the time you're 30 years
[00:20:20] old who just wants a gun right to just really make some real kind of noise before
[00:20:28] you turn it on yourself right you want to get your money's worth it and what I
[00:20:33] that's like always expensive yeah that's Mark Twain I think you will Samuel
[00:20:37] Beckett yeah and that's actually the timeline of harmony harmony
[00:20:42] bankers the show harmony back idiot you're right don't try it out tidbit I was
[00:20:47] gonna do it to Mark Twain and Becker what can you tell us that that's it and
[00:20:51] Mark Twain that dance with gray hair and Mark Twain are very hard to keep
[00:20:55] apart sure can you tell us a bit about the inspiration behind him or house I
[00:20:59] wanted to write something I knew and I wanted to explore something that maybe
[00:21:03] wasn't a super common experience one experience I've always had a hard time
[00:21:06] laying the depth of us how intense the immersion experience into a foreign
[00:21:10] languages I moved to Korea for a year and a half my mom is Japanese I just
[00:21:14] thought what do I know a lot about well this is interesting because this is
[00:21:18] being presented as like a diversity story but this is the the Japanese
[00:21:23] oppressor moving the Korea yeah so this is a I don't understand why this is
[00:21:29] supposed to be like a story about immersion or no you're the colonizer
[00:21:33] call Mayo ash kupu mayor what's that may I call it Kupi Kupi yeah Kupi may
[00:21:41] oh that's what we call Japanese yeah that's right Kupi mayo asses coming into
[00:21:46] Korea Western media has a habit of displaying accents in a negative way
[00:21:53] but you're graphing out what suits accents in a respectful way and not for
[00:21:57] comedic effect what are they even talking about like a snooty French waiter
[00:22:01] is that what they mean by I think they mean probably I would say 30 to 40% of
[00:22:06] the show that's something there's nothing negative about it you would say
[00:22:10] every time you do a Chinese voice a celebration of the culture I would say
[00:22:13] it's funny that's not negative it's funny cuz different people sound
[00:22:17] different yeah that's just different cultures that's just funny I'm just saying
[00:22:20] what they're saying man yeah I know but I I like I hope that China's laughing at
[00:22:25] us I think they are and the way we I think it's respect yeah because it sounds
[00:22:30] different that's funny you see that video that famous video of a Chinese or is
[00:22:35] a Chinese guy that's like oh we're low shong-ge Adam Friedland shong
[00:22:40] and change
[00:22:44] and change
[00:22:46] I do have a lot of fans who go yeah I don't freedom
[00:22:53] have you seen that video the guy being like I think I'll use my credit
[00:22:57] core yeah it's a classic do you have anything non-dairy we like a hamburger
[00:23:07] let's shout out to there's a he's not Asian at all he's from England but there
[00:23:14] there was a exchange student in my college and his attempt at being American
[00:23:19] was like I'll have a whole dog he was British
[00:23:24] dog Hamburg yeah that shit is always funny you ask a foreign person to do an
[00:23:28] impression of an American yeah it is hilarious yeah then like half of Hollywood
[00:23:33] where my cousin's like where is my dollars where is my dollars yeah the
[00:23:46] phrases they land on there's a Belgian kid in my college who's like cowboy
[00:23:52] spaghetti and he's like he's like I am learning your curse words and we're
[00:23:57] like like what it is like like you are a bomb you thought that was a cuss it was
[00:24:03] cute did you suck his cock the Merovingian shout out to Nico good boy the
[00:24:09] Merovingian that's why I speak French it's like wiping your ass with it's like
[00:24:15] wiping your pussy with dog shit it's like wiping your pussy with cake I think
[00:24:21] it was a lot of it yeah I'm gonna show you something you see the dumb bitch
[00:24:27] sitting behind you I have just invented the cake that makes her pussy ticker
[00:24:31] watch watch watch how pussy become make so much gum that she her pussy facts
[00:24:40] because of the code thank you that's the Merovingian from that that was a
[00:24:48] scene for memory you honestly you're my acting my acting is getting pretty
[00:24:54] good
[00:24:56] the new I see you brought your girlfriend I have many girlfriends because I'm
[00:25:00] fucking I'm French guy but so I sound like Frank but I'm just I'm a robot who
[00:25:06] loves pussy and going to restaurant that's my source code to go to a
[00:25:14] restaurant getting pussy have a dessert a pie that could that would taste like
[00:25:18] pie and then also make a girls pussy with that's probably yeah that's how you get
[00:25:22] all your hypothetical I might try to rewatch the new matrix again no it's
[00:25:25] not worth it come on it was really upsetting it you like you feel I was
[00:25:29] trying to figure out what what the movie felt like and it feels like you can
[00:25:33] tell Lana did not want to write the movie and it's just frustrated at having
[00:25:38] the right another matrix movie the entire fucking something honestly I see
[00:25:43] what she's coming from yeah what is what is the last two years of this
[00:25:46] party literally it was not the most in fact you could say the statement I just
[00:25:50] made is entirely projection I don't think yeah you could make the claim that
[00:25:56] that is only wanted to make the movie now I think the studio kind of like
[00:25:59] bullied yeah because they were like look either we're making it or you're
[00:26:01] making her like we couldn't tell a man what to do with some fucking dumb bitch
[00:26:05] you better get in there right so was a new movie once you cook some cook up a
[00:26:11] new matrix it was cool you know that you know that's probably some studio
[00:26:15] dickhead studio executive that said like maybe you could do something about
[00:26:18] being trans yeah over what if you did like a matrix about being fucking
[00:26:25] trans what if there was a trans what if it could really explore that and thought
[00:26:31] about you know how the matrix is about being maybe then you could do a new
[00:26:34] movie maybe you could queer it maybe one of the plugs could be the in his penis
[00:26:39] ass maybe the plug turns maybe he could get his penis cut off and turn into a
[00:26:44] plug no you can't fire me I'm Jewish I can't be fired I'm sorry it's 100 I
[00:26:53] was in the IDF you can't fire I was a homosexual IDF soldier I am basically
[00:26:59] oh that's I end here yeah I'm basically like when it learned the I'd like that is
[00:27:05] the only one tire the hot idea bitches you see them yeah this they were awesome
[00:27:10] yeah I would love to get you Hollywood has been purged of of all its Jews nice
[00:27:15] persecution nice try well they called it they called it crystal not to when
[00:27:21] Harvey when Brian Singer and Harvey they called it the night of long lives
[00:27:27] sequel number two never oh shit I fucked up blue two dot com it's blue to make
[00:27:35] sure they call blue to it's it's it's a pill then here's what it what were you
[00:27:43] watching traffic earlier we're just watching traffic my daughter's gonna
[00:27:46] the hood to take dick pills she's gonna black neighborhood to take it it is
[00:27:52] cool and they just make it into that that other movie what movie Sicario we're
[00:27:59] just trying to get his daughter back from being a whore it's like 20 years after
[00:28:03] traffic isn't yeah but so they're the same kind of movie it's like Sicario and
[00:28:07] I haven't seen traffic my dick is too hard to have that fucking Paul Schrader
[00:28:11] movie with George C. Scott was called blue chew calm if you haven't seen
[00:28:15] Sicario check it out and while you're watching it think about going to blue
[00:28:19] chew calm picking up some dick pills Sicario is brought to you by blue chew
[00:28:24] that's right yes I want I to rewatch the car I never saw the second one day of
[00:28:29] Lafayette's death yes yes it's very funny because the guy that wrote both
[00:28:35] Sicario a hell or high water and that show Yellowstone dad's love yellow
[00:28:42] also on Sons of Anarchy he's like a guy that's like he they're good they're
[00:28:47] good but it's like I don't know how to explain it it's like because it's
[00:28:52] Sunday energy is also good television but then you watch like interviews with
[00:28:55] the guy that made the thing and it's like this is a like mentally disabled
[00:29:03] person but you wrote this shit out of that show yeah well because some people are
[00:29:06] just like good at stories and yeah right shit that's like compelling he
[00:29:13] wrote all that shit same guy yeah Taylor is Sheridan I guess I mean I
[00:29:17] haven't read any interviews with a bit it's a no how to write a motorcycle no
[00:29:21] no Kurt Sutter wrote Sons of Anarchy Taylor Sheridan is on Sons of Anarchy
[00:29:26] as the local cop oh he's an actor he's an actor also wow he started off as an
[00:29:31] actor and then transitioned to writing well hello high waters a banger I love
[00:29:35] that movie dude yeah that fucking the command she's seen is awesome I like
[00:29:40] that even but in the casino in the casino yes so sick he goes yeah he's
[00:29:45] crazy command she means enemies yeah he's enemies with you everybody he's like
[00:29:50] you know what that makes me he's like makes you a fucking
[00:29:53] I don't remember that part
[00:29:58] Ben Foster's like that's right it makes me a fucking don't you forget it I
[00:30:04] really because now we're with each other I don't actually think you're
[00:30:08] an I'm an everyone in this whole fucking casinos and I'm gonna go down to the
[00:30:14] bank I'm gonna stick a gun in their face and when the cops show up he's gonna
[00:30:18] say it did it because who else would that's right and don't you and you're a
[00:30:23] Native American ass better not forget it I'll see you in heaven yeah you're
[00:30:30] indigenous first at the banana buffet pal yep me and you in line in heaven
[00:30:36] I really don't think you said I don't think that was I'll see you there
[00:30:41] Heller high water see you in heaven Heller high water
[00:30:49] I was yeah you come Heller high water I'll see you in heaven
[00:30:54] pal mr. Comanche I really really really remember that scene different well
[00:31:00] I'm talking about the the screenplay I read the screenplay yeah I know you've
[00:31:07] been trying to get into that writing worship reading I've been reading Taylor
[00:31:10] Sheridan Street
[00:31:12] Sicario also good one you know I haven't seen Yellowstone though Yellowstone yeah
[00:31:18] yeah it's pretty good Kevin Costner it's like you want to know what I like
[00:31:26] about Yellowstone I'm the only here nobody can tell me differently who's
[00:31:33] gonna stop me I decided I'm the of Yellowstone right taking it upon himself
[00:31:40] to be the only yellow stuff Kevin Costner really that's what it's about yeah I
[00:31:47] had no idea well there's a that's what I mean there's a common theme in a lot of
[00:31:50] his Taylor Sheridan's work of his work where there's a white guy that insists
[00:31:55] claims he's the N word yeah he's got going around saying he's black he
[00:31:59] kicks under he's like I didn't say I'm black I said I'm a difference oh yeah
[00:32:05] there's two kinds and don't you forget it come Heller high water he uses that
[00:32:10] phrase why are you saying that word yellow stone come yellow stone or high
[00:32:17] water don't you forget that I'm the blue at bluetooth.com yeah oh yeah if you love
[00:32:24] sexy a love yellow stone and blue shoot calm if you're a of the recently
[00:32:28] divorced man whose wife left you and a combination of old age poor health and
[00:32:34] heartbreak have left your cock completely useless I almost re-upped I was about
[00:32:38] to re-upped because I always thought I'll subscribe they used to give it to us
[00:32:43] for free and then that ended then I was buying it myself but I just
[00:32:48] subscribed to the top tier plan then you get like way too many day pills so you
[00:32:53] got a stockpile but I now they offer like nine milligram to dollar fill which
[00:32:59] I don't know if you're that should start it with like three or something I don't
[00:33:02] even remember you gotta keep they keep up all our doses but I it's the taller
[00:33:06] and so yeah I was like is this I was this safe I got I'm sure they know what
[00:33:09] they're doing but I want I mean yeah they do they know what they're doing
[00:33:13] yeah yeah don't think about it but I went on Reddit and there's like a
[00:33:20] Reddit there's a blue cheer Reddit so there's I guess their whole community
[00:33:24] now blue cheer I think all those are the contents I read people but I saw like
[00:33:27] yeah I saw this like one post it was like do you tell your your spouse or
[00:33:31] whatever all these guys are like I haven't told her yet but things are
[00:33:35] getting pretty serious I don't know it's like what kind of gay world do these
[00:33:38] people live in that fucking like that a woman will like hey guess what I have a
[00:33:43] pills you don't have to suck my dick for an hour yeah well I watch fucking
[00:33:48] well I watch Yellowstone so yeah go to blue cheer dot com and tell your wife
[00:33:53] yeah tell your girlfriend no awkward visits to the doctor no waiting in line
[00:33:58] at the fucking pharmacy no just a hard-ass dick hard-ass dick and chewable
[00:34:03] tablets sent directly to your house and discreet packaging and that's my
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[00:34:15] you want to make sure to use promo code comtown or comtown 20 yes for for
[00:34:20] first order free just pay shipping and it's only five bucks first five fucking
[00:34:25] bucks for a free month at home where you get this plan how the fuck did you even
[00:34:28] get that I got it on fucking Craigslist from it isn't an office was getting
[00:34:35] rid of it so it's really big it's really big yeah it's dying to it's not dying
[00:34:40] you need to take better care of it's pretty dormant you need to take better
[00:34:43] care it's so funny to have to have a giant plant like that I mean it's like
[00:34:48] it looks like we're in the zoo basically I like it honestly I'll have it too but
[00:34:51] it's clearly dying you're not taking care it's not clearly dying you don't
[00:34:54] look good I have to be honest that okay the plant was sad when you move a
[00:34:58] planet gets sad and it comes back and it's come back you've been you've lived
[00:35:02] here for years I have lived here for a little bit over one year and I've had
[00:35:07] that plan for less than a year okay the plant gets you got your plant you got
[00:35:11] your copy of Alice Neal's painted truth she's a good painter I know she's one of
[00:35:16] my favorites and there's and there's truth painted you should look at the
[00:35:20] painting she's pretty good yes my next film is a movie called painted truth it's
[00:35:25] not my book it's my girlfriend and it's about it's sort of it's a modern Western
[00:35:28] about about a painter yeah in New Mexico who finds out he owes the car he paints
[00:35:36] a picture that the cartel is offended by oh no and so he's being hunted by them
[00:35:40] and he has to reinvent himself where's he exactly he's in New Mexico
[00:35:47] New Mexico and he's but it's it's mostly a white community it's sort of ex hippies
[00:35:51] and stuff but he was you know not Latinos there no he was he was
[00:35:56] a house he's painting now because he was in he was in Afghanistan to deal with
[00:36:02] the trauma and that yeah he's so he's paying he had nothing to do after high
[00:36:06] school so and he was pissed off about nine or eleven there and his call sign
[00:36:10] was and I don't know why they let him get away with that but that's what his
[00:36:13] calls on the army yeah yeah but this is what he's driving the big army trucks
[00:36:21] yeah yeah and then there was yet there was another there was a black eye in his
[00:36:28] unit it was like man they got you got a pick a different name yeah you can't
[00:36:32] be that yeah we're supposed to be on the same team here he's like well you got
[00:36:36] to take it up with the general oh the general given that the jet so his friend
[00:36:40] went general raped him his river the general killed him and so he's like now
[00:36:44] out of respect for my dead friend I will never I will keep this name right to
[00:36:50] honor him to honor me who which he hated he hated the name no and now it's kind of
[00:36:55] and now the cartel is after me also and so I'm gonna show them why they after
[00:37:00] the painting painting and I haven't used that I have a go I haven't used any
[00:37:05] since my friend died the army yes a busted out but now that the cartel is
[00:37:09] after me I got a little out the yeah I think they're gonna show me I'm not
[00:37:14] just some painter he really got mad at my painting but in fact you're what in
[00:37:20] fact he's what he's wow call signs called call sign lost desert day lost
[00:37:29] revenge you so
[00:37:32] that would be a pretty good movie call sign call
[00:37:44] say desert ass loss revenge you know those revenge you know yeah
[00:37:49] good movie who wrote that Taylor share
[00:37:52] yeah he cannot stop he is so prolific yeah yeah
[00:37:58] yeah yeah blue true dot com slash Taylor share it'll change your life but don't
[00:38:05] think that it it'll afford you the ability to say that word in public you've
[00:38:12] always had that it's in your heart if you believe you believe you have the
[00:38:17] past but listen believe in yourself if you don't if you're it's kind of like a
[00:38:22] computer pan I can remember in pan imagination where you try to see all the food
[00:38:28] if you say it and you don't have the power we can't help you that's right so
[00:38:33] it's up to you yeah big risk you have to believe high-risk high reward you can
[00:38:38] have to believe you can fly I believe I can say
[00:38:44] I believe you I can say the word I think about it and I'm Gee Gee I'm gonna say
[00:38:55] I'm gonna say that word
[00:39:00] black shirt is fire
[00:39:05] that's what's going that's what's playing in a come-town's fans head where
[00:39:10] says it gets the shit kicked out of him yeah I would love that dude I would
[00:39:15] love I would honestly love that in some retard who loves the show being like I
[00:39:20] can't I believe I can say it and then just being beaten to death I let the
[00:39:26] post office by a woman and then yeah his friends reaching out me like you really
[00:39:31] like the show and then just fucking send it right to the trash
[00:39:36] you give him a shot at you kidding he died actually died the end
[00:39:42] Garbage
[00:39:50] yeah so go ahead fuck around and find out boys how about you guys fuck around
[00:39:57] and then so fucking true Adam my next film is actually about again he was a
[00:40:02] guy got into listening to podcasts while in Iraq and he got it's a follow-up to
[00:40:08] call sign it's a follow-up it's a five sort of a spiritual companion to oh I
[00:40:17] see a spiritual sequel like your Jimbo in San Jura of course sort of a companion
[00:40:22] film and I fuck you know when you like put too much like pressure on like a
[00:40:27] nail for too long and then you like touch it the other way and it hurts yeah
[00:40:30] you do the electric shock dance I just did that to myself I was a second movie
[00:40:35] you said your Jimbo and San Jura I've actually never seen San Jura I just
[00:40:39] know it's packaged with your Jimbo so that's just what came out of what's
[00:40:42] San Jura what happens I've not ever seen your Jimbo Jim was good no Jimbo rocks
[00:40:47] is sick do you think you should take a sort of put their spin on that is a
[00:40:53] Taylor Sharon and he's like we started with the edge you Jimbo landed on the
[00:41:00] last samurai basically right but the twist is instead of a samurai right he
[00:41:06] thinks he's the first no it's called the first in Japan the first one just that
[00:41:19] final scene on the battlefield against the Gatlin gun and it's a bunch of just
[00:41:22] guys in like shredder outfits and then Tom Cruise spinning like a watch chain
[00:41:29] dress like you know fucking Steve Harvey yeah it looks like the mask and he's
[00:41:35] like y'all got a machine gun now huh damn I didn't see that I didn't see the
[00:41:40] movie yeah that's a movie yeah that's stuff hey spoilers I was never gonna see
[00:41:46] that I might watch it this afternoon why not it's sick you got our boy Ken
[00:41:51] Watson novice no he's good and listen Cruise is great he's my favorite dude
[00:41:57] I Friday top them boys oh my god really I'm so stoked apparently theaters have
[00:42:03] been giving it standing ovations this is new top that's early early report
[00:42:07] I don't know but Tom really flies the planes apparently no yeah dude he's
[00:42:13] amazing he does everything he really is the coolest guy
[00:42:17] I believe I suck dick it's really weird his career became I am the most
[00:42:23] realistic action guy in the world it's strange well they had to get I think
[00:42:29] that's a way an actor like matures into not at all like a hot guy not at all he
[00:42:34] could be actually acting instead of jumping off we listen I'm happy he's
[00:42:38] doing it I love these movies it's what he likes to do I think he likes the
[00:42:41] stunts and so you had a bunch of like fucking Oscar type and can you do me a
[00:42:45] favor and pull up a little something on your phone he's never one Oscar right
[00:42:49] Ridgewallot.com okay yeah their website is a himowari house is filled with many
[00:42:55] specific Asian references wall it isn't well about your guys dicks because it's
[00:42:59] just a smidge for me snacks to media there is even a part where one of your
[00:43:04] characters refers to herself as miso soup were there any instances you drew
[00:43:08] from your own experiences it made their way to the pages of your book that was
[00:43:13] actually really thing that happened except she wanted her name to be oatmeal one
[00:43:16] of my Korean friends came to the US the first time my friends and I asked her
[00:43:19] what's your American name at first she wanted to be her name to be Harry like
[00:43:24] from Harry Potter me told her I don't know if people are gonna go for that and
[00:43:26] she said okay what about oatmeal I really like oatmeal I was like I don't
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[00:43:52] as an actor right as you may remember from my work as the Merovingian and as a
[00:43:59] writer my work as the mermaid my work remembering the mermaids and saying
[00:44:08] them on my podcast my work is a mermaid yeah it wasn't my work as a writer in
[00:44:16] recalling Taylor Shreden's rough script for yeah hello hello
[00:44:21] water yellows the call so I call the n-word with I'm just revenge yas to sos
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[00:45:01] wallet they wanted to use was ended up redefining what people carry every day
[00:45:06] so what's next cards for the Ridge team a machine learning wallet that
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[00:45:38] folks they got wallets they got everyday carry they got knives pens phone cases
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[00:46:48] man have you watched Yellowstone no I've watched a couple of episodes of it I
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[00:46:59] character carries a Ridge wallet yeah isn't that true that's where his name
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[00:47:21] they shortened it at Ellis Island do they yeah well he spent their family they
[00:47:29] spent they were the most expensive slaves in Italy and when they came over
[00:47:35] yeah the Ellis Island the two drunk Irish guys at Ellis Island who pranked
[00:47:43] every European family here in history by coming up with silly names and they're
[00:47:48] like no we're gonna get fired if we let this guy through yeah this one's too on
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[00:47:57] guys you can what you can use up to 13 characters to personalize your Ridge
[00:48:02] wallet that is awesome that that happened at Ellis Island there was a guy
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[00:48:14] like a guy who's like hey I'm the VP of sales at at Merrill Lynch and my name is
[00:48:21] Jonathan spaghetti dick my family came over here in 1885 and we only recently
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[00:48:41] guys but second families yeah because then your fucking nosy ass kids do 23
[00:48:46] and me they connected their half siblings yeah I don't know why anyone
[00:48:50] would do that yeah I'm gonna send my DNA into a database yeah to find out what
[00:48:56] race I am what type of white I mean Jesus Christ yeah that's like but that's like
[00:49:04] and for $15 you can suck my dick Tom to get fence painted in the in the
[00:49:14] getting your fucking your genome to some shitty company yeah I mean I see the
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[00:50:03] dude someone told me recently that their friend got like 10% Roma and they were
[00:50:08] like oh fucking sick I'm Italian and it's like no you're you're actually a gypsy
[00:50:13] you're one of the worst kind of people you could be.
[00:50:15] Elders' family did that I think somebody's direct family did maybe use his dad maybe
[00:50:20] use his sister and they were 100% Albanian.
[00:50:26] They were like from their like the little feel never.
[00:50:31] Yeah nomadic people not to be I know we joke around we flirt with racism on
[00:50:37] the show but it's all in jest but any kind of nomadic people they're not
[00:50:41] operating with a full deck those are like those are probably unevolved
[00:50:46] that they should be classified as a different species.
[00:50:50] Any kind of nomadic people Ireland has that too Ireland does these like roaming
[00:50:54] this roaming ethnicity and they just like sell pots and pans to each other and
[00:51:00] get into fights.
[00:51:01] They're just like have like bare knuckle boxing.
[00:51:04] Yeah like the guy from snatch gypsies.
[00:51:07] Yeah there are gypsies.
[00:51:09] Irish gypsies yeah and that's that's their like base their apes.
[00:51:13] I don't think you're allowed to say gypsies anymore I think it's you have to say
[00:51:17] ape slur you say Roma you have to say Roma Roma money or Romani Romani.
[00:51:24] I don't know anybody that travels around selling money.
[00:51:26] What's that guy tell you that's oh yeah Romani Malka.
[00:51:29] Yeah yeah yeah.
[00:51:30] My from the show weeds from 40 year old virgin four year old virgin.
[00:51:35] It's just definitely.
[00:51:36] Was he on weeds maybe it wasn't even on weeds.
[00:51:38] I don't remember.
[00:51:39] I don't even like a half episode of the half season of that.
[00:51:42] I want to fuck that.
[00:51:43] I was sucking off weeds I give us the best show of all time because it's weed dude.
[00:51:47] We'd school.
[00:51:48] It was back when we'd still have a little more cash.
[00:51:50] It's when it's when like you know TV was starting to get serious.
[00:51:55] Yeah.
[00:51:56] You know what I mean.
[00:51:57] Oh yeah.
[00:51:58] It was breaking bad and then fucking every retard in the world was like.
[00:52:01] Oh I think about TV.
[00:52:03] I think about the TV shows I watch.
[00:52:06] I think about what the TV shows I watch mean.
[00:52:08] Yeah and I discussed.
[00:52:09] And how about this you're supposed to get high and watch that shit and not even think
[00:52:12] about it again.
[00:52:13] Yeah.
[00:52:14] That's good TV.
[00:52:15] No you know what yeah that's what television was it something that just turned your brain
[00:52:19] off.
[00:52:20] You're supposed to you're supposed to watch it and form opinions and then on every single
[00:52:26] double date you have to go on with your girlfriend you get to talk to the guy about it.
[00:52:31] That is one of the games that you have to date the guy basically because they want to
[00:52:37] have dinner together.
[00:52:38] Yeah I'll have a double date but it's got to be with lesbian couple.
[00:52:41] Hell yeah dude.
[00:52:42] I'm only talking to chick.
[00:52:44] I'm chilling with that butchy.
[00:52:46] Exactly.
[00:52:47] We're talking about it replacing transmissions.
[00:52:50] I hear about this this things that women make men go through and it's like it's time for
[00:52:55] a change.
[00:52:56] Okay what are you thinking?
[00:52:57] It's time for the men to have their own come up.
[00:52:59] Okay.
[00:53:00] Our own me too movement if you will but this time we're the ones falsely accusing women
[00:53:07] of some sort of crime.
[00:53:11] Okay.
[00:53:12] That's the way that lands them being used for fuel.
[00:53:19] What kind of crime do you think we can falsely accuse them of?
[00:53:21] I don't know let's just jump right to the thing where we find the way to use women as
[00:53:24] fuel.
[00:53:25] Imagine that.
[00:53:26] Do you mean melting them down?
[00:53:28] They really had a.
[00:53:29] No so you know you know you're familiar with Tesla's electric car.
[00:53:37] I thought what if you know what's the next revolution in automobiles?
[00:53:41] Yeah and it's bitches in a hamster wheel?
[00:53:45] Everyone's always talking about you make one to make sure you never reinvent the wheel.
[00:53:50] So what if we applied that literally to the automobile?
[00:53:54] Okay I'll hear you.
[00:53:55] Step one no wheels on the car.
[00:53:59] You replace where the wheels were with naked renewed women.
[00:54:02] Nice.
[00:54:03] M.A. carry the car.
[00:54:05] That's awesome.
[00:54:06] And you know you say well what do you have to feed the women or.
[00:54:09] Yeah no you kill them when they're done retired.
[00:54:12] When you get to the place where you need to go you kill them.
[00:54:15] And there's.
[00:54:16] Do you get to fuck them?
[00:54:17] There's a two story back seat in the car so you have extra women stored there.
[00:54:23] And instead of gas stations we have breeding facilities where we have an endless supply
[00:54:28] of women's slaves.
[00:54:32] They've become the instead of gas you stop there and it's simple.
[00:54:35] And it's all underground.
[00:54:36] Sunday ground.
[00:54:38] So it doesn't take up any more space.
[00:54:40] Nice.
[00:54:41] The carbon footprint is zero.
[00:54:42] Right.
[00:54:43] It wouldn't go that fast though.
[00:54:45] It's for women running.
[00:54:47] Yeah they're pretty they're not that good at sports or running.
[00:54:51] Well obviously a lot of this is proof of concept.
[00:54:53] Okay.
[00:54:54] I mean when you figure out the speed.
[00:54:57] The speed thing is speed kills.
[00:55:00] Speed does.
[00:55:01] You would never have a there would never there would be the end of deadly car accidents.
[00:55:04] That's a great point.
[00:55:05] You're saying that car or car does.
[00:55:08] It would take it would take longer to get the work but just think about it you get the
[00:55:11] work and everyone at the job is a man so there'd be more efficiency in the work.
[00:55:16] Right.
[00:55:17] And would you be afraid of somebody going on fucking your tires?
[00:55:20] You start the day.
[00:55:22] Yeah.
[00:55:23] But so what then you just get more tires.
[00:55:25] They just make more tires.
[00:55:28] Now what if you fuck one of your tires and you liked it you wanted to bring it inside.
[00:55:32] You'd have to hide it in your attic.
[00:55:34] Well we would that would be hiding women.
[00:55:36] Yeah.
[00:55:37] We do this one.
[00:55:38] Yeah.
[00:55:39] Because you can fuck a tire now no one cares.
[00:55:41] So if women became a tire then you could probably.
[00:55:44] Well when they get you know they if they get old enough you know they can't be a wheel
[00:55:50] any more than yeah you turn them into a tire swing.
[00:55:52] You just hang them by their neck in the backyard and you know people can have a go on it.
[00:55:57] Right.
[00:55:58] Nice.
[00:55:59] And what what ages that happened you think 19 you give them you know what you do is
[00:56:02] you use the used women you give them to the zoo and then an elephant sort of knocks them
[00:56:07] around.
[00:56:08] And elephant just sort of whips them around with his nose and kicks it around and it's
[00:56:13] becomes they become toys for elephants at the zoo.
[00:56:17] That's a great idea.
[00:56:18] Yeah.
[00:56:19] Yeah.
[00:56:20] They do tricks with the women.
[00:56:21] Mm hmm.
[00:56:22] Fucking get tired.
[00:56:23] Yeah.
[00:56:24] Fucking.
[00:56:25] Yeah.
[00:56:26] Making food made me sleep.
[00:56:27] Oh yeah I had two cookies I'm going in the diabetic shock now.
[00:56:28] Yeah.
[00:56:29] That was there they took a long time.
[00:56:32] They did take their time.
[00:56:33] It ruined my day.
[00:56:35] That should ruin my fucking day.
[00:56:36] Yep.
[00:56:37] We lost a full hour waiting for it.
[00:56:38] Mm hmm.
[00:56:39] Yep.
[00:56:40] And it was alright.
[00:56:41] The guy seemed like a nice enough to.
[00:56:43] Seems nice.
[00:56:44] There's my Tyson also have a book called painted truths.
[00:56:47] Um no.
[00:56:48] Punch it.
[00:56:49] Trus.
[00:56:50] Punch it.
[00:56:51] I'm literally falling asleep on the pocket.
[00:56:54] Yeah.
[00:56:55] You fell asleep twice.
[00:56:56] I did skanks last night fucking Jay died.
[00:56:59] Jay had a C.
[00:57:01] He had a seizure.
[00:57:02] From like Dabs?
[00:57:03] Yeah.
[00:57:04] He had to be smoking.
[00:57:05] He started seizing for a second then like came back.
[00:57:08] That's real drugs.
[00:57:09] That's not just getting high on pot.
[00:57:11] Yeah.
[00:57:12] It's weird to fall asleep on the pie.
[00:57:15] It's just like I'm just hearing your guys voices.
[00:57:17] It's nice though right.
[00:57:18] Isn't it comforting?
[00:57:19] It's kind of it.
[00:57:20] You want us to talk to you this?
[00:57:22] What if you accidentally turn into a podcast fan because of this?
[00:57:25] And then you could beat in the death in a Dayton mall.
[00:57:28] I was trying to say it.
[00:57:30] I love that.
[00:57:31] Dude, I love that idea.
[00:57:32] Hopefully it happens.
[00:57:33] You give him a shout out.
[00:57:36] And he loves you.
[00:57:40] He loves the show.
[00:57:41] He loves the show.
[00:57:42] There was nothing he would love more than if you could just say his name once.
[00:57:50] Let me make a point of never using that name.
[00:57:53] Yeah.
[00:57:54] I love that.
[00:57:55] I love that name.
[00:57:56] Hey, never.
[00:57:57] Take it off the list of fake names.
[00:57:58] It just goes dead size always.
[00:57:59] Yeah, I know this guy.
[00:58:01] Do you want us to tell you a story?
[00:58:04] Do you fall asleep, son?
[00:58:06] Honestly, yeah, go ahead.
[00:58:07] I'm feeling nice right now.
[00:58:08] Dude.
[00:58:09] There's a little breeze.
[00:58:10] There's actually really comfy.
[00:58:11] There's one to the point in the Savas.
[00:58:12] He lived in a magical kingdom.
[00:58:14] He was the prince of the kingdom.
[00:58:17] Everyone loves Savas.
[00:58:18] What do you have to do that?
[00:58:19] You have to tell a kid a story where they're royalty.
[00:58:20] Yeah.
[00:58:21] They can go to sleep.
[00:58:22] Well, it's more girls than boys.
[00:58:24] You don't tell boys.
[00:58:25] Yeah, there was a little girl.
[00:58:27] She was a princess.
[00:58:28] We thought she was a princess, but she had her mother, her evil mother's jeans.
[00:58:34] And so she would grow up to become a tire.
[00:58:37] Unfortunately, she was half her dumb bitch mom.
[00:58:42] She served whatever happened.
[00:58:44] She got it because she wouldn't go to sleep.
[00:58:48] And she told her guidance counselor.
[00:58:51] She was being molested even though she wasn't because she saw that on a TV show and wanted
[00:58:56] to get attention like the little girl.
[00:58:58] And her father went to jail for, guess what?
[00:59:01] He was molested.
[00:59:02] Yeah.
[00:59:03] Sad.
[00:59:04] He was molested.
[00:59:05] No, the story is too sad.
[00:59:08] And then when the little girl finally admitted that she was lying and it's too late, the divorce
[00:59:13] already happened.
[00:59:15] And because of that, the mother killed herself and now the little girl has nowhere to go,
[00:59:19] but to live with her father who is regretfully telling himself that it's family and that's
[00:59:24] more important than everything.
[00:59:25] And even though this little girl fucking made it so that my wife is dead and I got raped
[00:59:30] in prison, I'm still going to sit here and tell this fucking bitch a bedtime story.
[00:59:37] She's like already asleep.
[00:59:39] Yeah, he's suffering a pillow above her head.
[00:59:42] Yeah, he's like, well, I guess that's fatherhood.
[00:59:46] Coming up next week on Becker.
[00:59:47] I think that's what happened on that show.
[00:59:51] Yeah, it is.
[00:59:52] Yeah.
[00:59:53] Taylor Sheridan's Becker.
[00:59:58] Becker's about a, he's like the scrawny.
[01:00:01] It's a Western doctor.
[01:00:05] He's a doctor that he has to leave New York.
[01:00:07] It's running out of New York on a rail after his daughter, she sees an episode of Doug
[01:00:13] where Patty Manet's is molested and she wants the attention that Patty Manet's gets.
[01:00:17] So she accuses her father molestation and it causes a divorce and the father has nothing
[01:00:25] to do but enlist and go to Afghanistan.
[01:00:27] He does two tours and then it comes back and he's still, you know, hey, we know you, there's
[01:00:33] the molestation guy.
[01:00:35] You got to get out of New York.
[01:00:37] So he moves into the desert.
[01:00:40] Last little bit of the West.
[01:00:41] He's found a carved out and he sets up shop as sort of like a frontier medicine doctor.
[01:00:47] And, and then that's when he's a
[01:00:51] Dr. Quinn medicine pussy.
[01:00:53] Yeah, Dr. Quinn medicine guy who thinks he's black.
[01:00:56] Because that's sort of always an important element in any story.
[01:01:01] Of course, is race.
[01:01:02] That's what people want now is this an exploration of race and gender in America.
[01:01:09] Yeah.
[01:01:10] Coming up on front line, race, good or bad.
[01:01:14] Should we get rid of the other ones?
[01:01:16] Come back next week on front line.
[01:01:19] I'm head couple.
[01:01:21] I've been watched front line forever.
[01:01:26] Trump really destroyed front line.
[01:01:30] He's bad and he's an illegal president in the Russia.
[01:01:33] Did that was all legal?
[01:01:35] Did front line do that?
[01:01:36] Right.
[01:01:37] I don't know if they did any Russia.
[01:01:38] I'm just you can't imagine that they did.
[01:01:39] I feel like they wouldn't.
[01:01:40] Yeah.
[01:01:41] No, they would.
[01:01:42] I feel like they're like pretty hard.
[01:01:44] No, they were like the whole thing for two years.
[01:01:46] It was nothing but Putin and Trump.
[01:01:48] Really?
[01:01:49] Yeah.
[01:01:50] Front line got like lazy.
[01:01:51] They did like way too much ice.
[01:01:52] They used to be the best.
[01:01:54] It was good.
[01:01:55] Yeah.
[01:01:56] The ice and stuff was good.
[01:01:57] Yeah, but it just was the same content over and over and over again.
[01:02:01] My dick we used to be the best.
[01:02:04] What happened?
[01:02:05] You sucked it too long and then you dug a little bit.
[01:02:07] It just fall asleep and die right now.
[01:02:10] Your last words.
[01:02:12] You sucked it too hard and it pruned up.
[01:02:16] Dead.
[01:02:17] I wish.
[01:02:18] Alright guys, it's been great hanging out with my friends.
[01:02:21] Good night.
[01:02:22] Any night.