[00:00:00] I'll get the levels right. Well, that's not right restart Fidel blast holes. Wait, we had that on man

[00:00:04] I wonder oh my bad. Yeah, you take you start over. No, it's all right

[00:00:10] I mean, I don't want to I don't know you said oh, I guess that's true. This comes out before I don't want to risk

[00:00:14] Yeah, well guys take it so we're continuing our two parts

[00:00:18] It keeps doing that I let's let that I

[00:00:32] Don't play it up just talk normal it's bad enough you guys have to listen

[00:00:38] Yeah, why is it every time you reset me

[00:00:44] Keep keep talking

[00:00:46] Hello hello hello

[00:00:56] Keep talking hello

[00:01:01] All right go again check check all right, that's good

[00:01:11] We have it

[00:01:13] First of all, we've done it like nine times and remember that song it's been a word

[00:01:22] What I like about this is it makes Adam interrupt himself, right?

[00:01:25] Yeah, no, no, there was yeah, there was a Jewish guy listening to show he's like Adam. I made this spreadsheet

[00:01:37] You would have one that was a wise you just was yeah, just saying what happened. I'm just saying what happened. Well, what do you

[00:01:47] No one no one can understand what you're saying. Yeah, what it would behoove you to be quiet

[00:01:59] Put them in the box

[00:02:01] I

[00:02:03] Put his ass in the box

[00:02:21] But Adam we have all your favorite things in there jars full of calm jars full of calm and pictures of men

[00:02:28] And those covered in shit already

[00:02:42] We tell you about singing from the box we take away a dildo every time I sing

[00:02:49] We talk what was the thing with that like my top five rapes

[00:02:54] I

[00:02:57] Should read like a listicle about like Jesus

[00:03:01] A buzzfeed article about like sexual

[00:03:08] I don't

[00:03:11] This is off my but oh

[00:03:13] My top five rapes or whatever. I don't believe that's the title of the article. It wasn't the title the article

[00:03:18] It was a Ted talk Adam said we said I can't hear you're in the box

[00:03:36] Sucking a penis until it gets hard

[00:03:39] I'll say a few

[00:03:41] My butt cheeks and holding me down calling me ma'am and slapping my face

[00:03:48] Putting a gun to my head making me wear lipstick

[00:03:53] Running a train on my face

[00:03:55] Wow feels good. It's June guys good morning penis

[00:04:12] I believe this is the last

[00:04:14] Week of my tour. I believe I'm in Philadelphia this weekend. Yeah, if there are still tickets available go by them if not

[00:04:20] Yeah, what are you saying Adam?

[00:04:25] You're in the box

[00:04:30] Let's give them what's instead of the box. We'll put them in the we'll put them in the the bird cage

[00:04:37] No, no, no, I'm gonna say the echo often just make them sound like weird

[00:04:41] Oh, that's fucking gross

[00:04:45] That good

[00:04:48] Think we busy

[00:04:52] You

[00:04:59] What are we listening to red scare

[00:05:02] Is this the red scare podcast you do sound like a dumb bitch right now

[00:05:07] No, Joseph McCarthy

[00:05:11] That's all he's gay. Really? I think so

[00:05:17] That's why I did it. He was gay. He was fucking from listening to red scare. Yeah, he turned him gay

[00:05:23] That makes sense if he was a gay loser. He probably wasn't fucking fan

[00:05:29] You said it also

[00:05:32] Now this is cool

[00:05:34] Shh

[00:05:36] Tell us some truth Adam act like you're a fucking spiritual guide. Okay. That's like he took it away. Give it back

[00:05:47] Here's the truth for you

[00:05:49] Awesome, that's a fuck you

[00:05:52] No, you're not. Yeah, I'm ready sire. Yeah

[00:05:56] Fuck my ass with truth

[00:05:58] My penis was so small

[00:06:01] That it made the woman look smart

[00:06:03] I knew it

[00:06:13] I'm vindicated by the truth teller

[00:06:17] Guys you're gonna look at a picture

[00:06:20] This actually is a payout off that actually is

[00:06:22] It's a call back to an episode that's happening Sunday. This is part two

[00:06:52] I

[00:07:10] Get it

[00:07:13] I'm good

[00:07:17] I'm good

[00:07:19] Okay, I'm good

[00:07:42] away

[00:07:44] patent

[00:07:46] Straight, straight, straight, straight, straight, straight, straight, straight, straight, straight

[00:07:52] straight, straight, straight, straight, straight, straight, straight, three, straight, straight,

[00:08:24] That was really good shit on it.

[00:08:46] That was tight.

[00:08:47] Yeah.

[00:08:48] Anyway, what the fuck were we talking about?

[00:08:52] I don't know.

[00:08:53] I'm getting pussy.

[00:08:54] Dude, that's awesome if you did that.

[00:08:57] Oh, I saw Adam, you were taking a nap earlier on last Wednesday.

[00:09:07] Last Wednesday.

[00:09:08] Which I like that you're in the tin can.

[00:09:11] Yeah.

[00:09:12] I saw Den of Thieves.

[00:09:15] You've seen that, right?

[00:09:16] Yeah.

[00:09:17] It was awesome.

[00:09:18] It's about how the cops are also a gang.

[00:09:20] Dude.

[00:09:21] How good was Gerard Butler in that movie?

[00:09:22] It's bad ass.

[00:09:23] Dude, he's so fucking sick.

[00:09:25] He's so bloated.

[00:09:26] He looks horrible.

[00:09:27] Yeah.

[00:09:28] It would have been cooler if he had sick abs.

[00:09:31] Like, lean on it.

[00:09:32] No, no, no, no.

[00:09:33] No.

[00:09:34] No.

[00:09:35] He needed to look like that.

[00:09:36] He needed to look like a guy who used to be fucking ripped that was fat as shit.

[00:09:40] Now.

[00:09:41] Yeah.

[00:09:42] And they got my guy from the wire.

[00:09:44] I think it's true.

[00:09:45] That's like a real thing that like the LA County.

[00:09:48] Sorry, I was trying to get my words.

[00:09:51] They're sheriff's department.

[00:09:53] Yeah.

[00:09:54] They have like the piece of the shit.

[00:09:55] Yeah, they have like they have like they have like names.

[00:09:57] They have names.

[00:09:58] They call like the fucking Los Lopez.

[00:10:00] Yeah.

[00:10:01] Yeah.

[00:10:02] Los Locos Conkey up there by too.

[00:10:04] There's some Conkey Conkey's the doors.

[00:10:06] If I was a part of a racist ass organization, I would call myself the Conkey's the doors.

[00:10:12] If I was a part of a gang, I'd call it the Nick Haters.

[00:10:16] Why the bust queef's the doors.

[00:10:19] Why would you call up the Nick Haters?

[00:10:21] Because there's this guy, not Nick Mullen, but.

[00:10:24] No, different guy.

[00:10:25] Dude, I have been such a good friend to you.

[00:10:28] I have done nothing.

[00:10:29] But the build you up.

[00:10:31] But suck his bitch.

[00:10:32] I mean, yes.

[00:10:34] He does suck your dick every day.

[00:10:35] So he does.

[00:10:36] You haven't told that to people.

[00:10:38] That's disgusting.

[00:10:40] Also, coming up this Sunday.

[00:10:44] Disgusting.

[00:10:45] Zav claims that a woman actually sucked his penis.

[00:10:50] Oh my fucking god.

[00:10:54] Where did that sit?

[00:10:58] That sucks.

[00:11:01] No, that sucks.

[00:11:05] That's such a mis-repermission.

[00:11:09] That's the witness of the

[00:12:01] I love making electronic music it is actually

[00:12:06] Yeah, it's cool

[00:12:08] You were fuck around with a good synthesizer. No, but I want to you you should get one

[00:12:11] I will do they like a little analog sense of

[00:12:14] That's what you should do with your time off this I'm gonna come back with a fucking an EP

[00:12:18] I'm telling I was gonna Adam plays guitar Norman Norman's old and we're gonna start a sense band. That's awesome

[00:12:26] Yeah, we're gonna start a band

[00:12:28] Boom boom boom boom. It's my job. Yeah, go ahead and suck

[00:12:35] So my dick and mostly

[00:12:40] Pretty tiny do we have anything to talk about in this episode? No, I want to talk about what about road to prediction

[00:12:47] You guys do that movie. I remember it being boring revolutionary road. It was good. It was good. You're stupid

[00:12:53] You're see revolutionary road. Yeah, Michael Shannon. Yeah, he really stole that scene. Yeah, what scene

[00:13:00] It's like the one thing they're lives the gay with each other. He's in one scene

[00:13:05] He went best supporting actor. Wow good because he crushed it so hard. Yeah, that's awesome

[00:13:10] We're plays like a guy that's like crazy, but maybe he sees the truth. Oh, yeah, that's awesome. Yeah

[00:13:19] That's a fucking interesting kind of guy

[00:13:21] I'm gonna see top gun on Wednesday. Hell yeah

[00:13:26] Pretty excited about that guys

[00:13:29] Why Wednesday I saw the Nick Cage movie

[00:13:33] That's not good really. I looked kind of it's exactly what you think it's gonna be it's like if a Chuck Norris meme was

[00:13:40] Yeah, basically that it's like fucking cashing it on the Nick Cage thing

[00:13:43] Which I got gave it kind of room to you know, it's like if you're making like Nick

[00:13:47] If you're like observing Nick Cage now, yeah, you're late to the fucking party. That's true, you know, and

[00:13:53] You think maybe they can do something with it. Yeah, but it's it's there's nothing there

[00:13:58] There's literally nothing there people are kind of sucking it off like it's good. I know they're stupid

[00:14:02] It's people being tricked into thinking it's good. It's not good

[00:14:06] I think people like the trailer, but I think once it came out everyone's like it doesn't do anything

[00:14:12] What's the what's the plot?

[00:14:14] People are like, oh, there's a movie where he plays Nick Cage. He's Nick Cage. He's Nick Cage

[00:14:17] He's struggling. He needs like a he needs cash

[00:14:20] He needs something he needs something big and like it's sort of like, you know

[00:14:25] Is his struggle between fucking you know, like there's another Nick Cage

[00:14:29] He's like fantasizing about another version and I guess it's him from what's the first movies?

[00:14:35] Valley girl, no

[00:14:37] Maybe it's like supposed to be a gut

[00:14:39] Alice Valley, Arizona, you know about being like he's like, you know, he's like, you know

[00:14:44] I like I work for a living I make movies. It's like, you know, it's like he's not being selective with roles

[00:14:50] He's up for a big role. He doesn't get it. He's alienated his ex-wife and his daughter

[00:14:54] Then this guy invites him to May orca

[00:14:57] Like I don't even I was already kind of checked out at this point

[00:15:00] But invites him to May orca to stay it is like villa and then the guy turns out he wrote a screen play

[00:15:05] He wants Nick Cage being meanwhile the CIA is like this guy's a drug dealer. We need we need Nick Cage to

[00:15:12] Spy wonder cover go under cover

[00:15:15] And then he's like I don't think this guy

[00:15:17] Stole the president's daughter and then I went to the bathroom for like 30 minutes

[00:15:22] Yeah, are you thinking of a national treasure? No, this turns out the guys in Nick Cage superfan

[00:15:27] It's like he didn't really kidnap the president's daughter. I'm about your feet and calves are disgusting

[00:15:33] Yeah, I don't know what it is

[00:15:35] I'm wearing pants right now, but I you know what it is. It's like you kind of in my mind. I read you as a woman

[00:15:41] And if a woman had feet and hairy legs like that. I hate to say my feet especially in my mind

[00:15:48] I read you as the ugliest one ever looks no you don't I'm a man. I'm clearly a man even though I'm a fat man

[00:15:54] But you have a woman's body

[00:15:58] You have a woman's body

[00:16:00] I'm a

[00:16:03] I go to I go to

[00:16:06] Wellesley no I go to at all women's call. It's not me at all

[00:16:11] You on the other hand weighs much as a woman, but you have feet like a man

[00:16:15] I'll give you that you have a man's feet. You have women's leg. I have their ankles. I have cankels as the answer

[00:16:21] I don't have I don't like my ankles and you're now calling them out on the podcast

[00:16:26] I didn't know everyone I didn't know this was a point. I wish I had a slender ankle

[00:16:30] I didn't know this was a problem for you. I got them from my mother. She was a beautiful woman

[00:16:34] But she had also the same really yeah, that's a shame. It's not it's fine

[00:16:38] I mean they're worse. I will say it makes ankles are better. He has a slimmer leg. Yeah when an ankle comes down

[00:16:44] That's what it is. You're right. It's like fuck it up. I hate it. Yeah, and literally you do now. Let's not get crazy

[00:16:50] There's plenty of women that look like you don't pretend there aren't which women

[00:16:54] Name one. Thank you. You couldn't name one. I don't know that you make an accusation

[00:16:59] You couldn't name one bitch plenty of like librarian bitches are looking exactly there a lot of women. They look like you

[00:17:05] Not really like the Drew Carey show bitch. It doesn't look like me at all

[00:17:09] Yes, you just keep talking about fat people if you if you mean there's plenty of fat people. Yes, that's true

[00:17:15] Okay, I'm just saying there's plenty of bitches that look like you or like Kathy Bates. You look like no again

[00:17:21] Just a fat lady. You're just naming that people. Okay. How about this? You look like the fucking bitch from blossom

[00:17:27] You look like Lena Dunham again. Just fat don't really have a similar face

[00:17:33] You have basically the exact same look

[00:17:36] True, you know who Nick who you look like

[00:17:39] Tom Cruise Wow

[00:17:42] I'm dividing and conquering right now. You can conquer my dick and balls

[00:17:46] You can divide my dick and balls and suck them both individually. I'm sorry. I'm starting to look like an old woman

[00:17:52] I look like a breast cancer. No, you don't you look like an old man. No, I look like a fucking

[00:17:56] I look like yeah, but I'll try I get a little bow from my head. I'll put it on

[00:18:02] I wasn't that too much facial here. I've been doing that home

[00:18:05] I've been wrapping the tower in my head and being like don't craft me

[00:18:10] Just to see what it looks like

[00:18:12] You'll do that for hours

[00:18:20] Further

[00:18:27] Regina and happy birthday, Mr. President

[00:18:33] Brain parasite just all the holes in my Swiss cheese brains

[00:18:37] Just fucking all these legions and just just a melting pot of references that I have no relationship to each other

[00:18:46] I've been capable of fucking any kind of like any kind of actual thought

[00:18:50] It's just noise. It's just fucking constant noise

[00:18:54] And then I'd spew it out and then the absurdity of it for some reason makes me laugh. That's good. Yeah, I think it's funny

[00:19:01] Dude, yeah pretend to be a woman with brass

[00:19:13] Let him know I'm gone, but don't cry don't shed a tear. I'm sorry. I called you dog

[00:19:21] Didn't really bother me, but I could tell my comment

[00:19:25] I don't care if it bothered you, but I just don't want to be that kind of friend. I guess we gotta do these faggot ass

[00:19:31] If we had to talk about anything

[00:19:35] I'm super specios in blue chew super speciosa.com. I mean, I'm gonna pull it up on your little phone

[00:19:41] I don't have my your little cricket gay boy phone. No, I don't have a cricket

[00:19:46] Little little butt plug phone that you have a fun that goes up your ass. No, I don't

[00:19:51] Super speciosa, huh? Yeah, that the cratum. Yeah, it is super

[00:19:56] Cratum leaf is from Southeast Asia Indonesia or something

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[00:20:43] There were no fucking horse ankles

[00:20:45] Go fucking watch it say horse. Why'd you say ankles?

[00:20:49] After we talked about my issues something in my eye line just told me to look to say the word horse

[00:20:55] I'll tell you what's in my eye line fat stomach fat fat guy a couple of fat balls that are about to be down

[00:21:01] Your throat if you don't fucking watch your tone is what you're on

[00:21:04] Super spec get super

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[00:21:27] And they are on the porch the plantation this I am Wilton in this heat

[00:21:31] I'm giving me a favor after you're done doing the Greek. Can you go fill up the Brita thing?

[00:21:36] It's full okay, can then can when you're done with the Greek can you can you fetch me?

[00:21:41] Can you fetch me some water, please? Can you fetch it for me go fetch?

[00:21:47] That shit fetch it for us. I have to piss you and maybe I'll fetch some fetch it

[00:21:51] No, I won't add them to fetch us. Why do you want me sir? Don't cry for me

[00:21:55] Mr. President

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[00:22:08] Dude I just let out an noxious part they don't get water. Oh, that's

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[00:22:22] This is well this is all relative to one's personal budget. Keep telling us about it

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[00:23:00] That's a great selling point right there. Yep

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[00:23:09] Oh, I just got a text that the Philly shows of also doubt we're adding Sundays

[00:23:14] So this weekend if you're in Philadelphia, please buy tickets. Hopefully those

[00:23:19] They'll probably won't be sold out yet

[00:23:23] But what we can what is today Wednesday something or other today's Wednesday next week

[00:23:31] The fucking eighth oh wait is that no

[00:23:36] Oh, so I still have oh, so I'm in Providence this weekend by those tickets and I'm in Philadelphia next weekend

[00:23:43] Anyway, let's hear about this craydom shit fuck craydom dude. It's over so they got

[00:23:49] Immediately feel better after drinking a bunch of water. They got pills so funny dude when you're like

[00:24:01] Yourself the point I wanted to make is isn't it cool how good water is sometimes?

[00:24:06] I don't want water the doctor says off cancer the breast disease the breast disease

[00:24:13] So anyway craydom is a fucking you know yeah water thing, but I drink a lot of water

[00:24:17] Dude, I drink like fucking six liters of water a day sometimes

[00:24:21] Measure it in the for metric system. That's not a bottles labeled

[00:24:27] For those essential so go to fucking super fancy pants in the metric system

[00:24:31] What I'm gonna do I'm gonna fucking take a hammer and flip it to the nail or move inside and fucking dig it under your fucking

[00:24:42] Yeah, well I'm metering my fucking anger and I'm gonna stop doing it

[00:24:48] I'm gonna I'm gonna be the meter and you're gonna be the maid pal. Oh

[00:24:51] Oh the meter oh Mr. Europe over here miss a

[00:24:57] Story using the metric meter of the maid yeah when the meter made you suck my fucking dick

[00:25:03] Yeah, well it's gonna

[00:25:05] You're the meter on the meter the meter makes him so yeah

[00:25:10] Meters dick yeah, they call me me the meter man cuz that's how you measure my dick

[00:25:15] That's cool one eighth of these

[00:25:17] That's still

[00:25:19] Nice you're bad you're sorry. You're all fell off stuff

[00:25:30] It's still big

[00:25:33] For me

[00:25:37] One eighth of a meter in inches well meters close to a yard right

[00:25:42] You're a meter about 4.9 4.9

[00:25:50] Metric inches you know no don't even try and gaslight metric your dick is nothing five inches

[00:25:56] Which is still small, but I would like to have called it smaller. I would like to say one sixteenth

[00:26:03] But you live you learn you live you learn sounds like the hammer is gonna be getting a lot of work

[00:26:08] I'm gonna put the hammer. I'm gonna flip it and put it up your ass handle. How about that?

[00:26:13] Anyway Providence this weekend Philly next weekend. Yeah, my special is already out keep watching it

[00:26:19] Keep telling your friends about it. I'm trying to get fucking a hundred million views on that bitch

[00:26:23] I need to make back forty thousand dollars in YouTube revenue

[00:26:27] So it's a tall order, but I would like you guys to watch it and I hope you're enjoying it and

[00:26:33] And super speciosa comm promo code come town or come town 20. We're not sure

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[00:26:55] You know how all the Americans in Southeast Asia are never hiding or running from anything

[00:27:00] Yeah

[00:27:02] So yeah, that's that

[00:27:04] Go see yeah go buy Adam shirts cozy Nick on the road. I'm gonna take a piss

[00:27:09] I will I will be in route. Sorry. Did we say get super leave.com slash?

[00:27:12] Come I think we do shirts but guys there hold on shut up promo code come town or come

[00:27:17] I did say we said that

[00:27:21] Now we're going to do

[00:27:23] Now we're going to do my read we are selling shirts and I am selling

[00:27:28] Signed

[00:27:30] Limit I don't know I said faggot in such a venomous. Yeah, we're gonna blow that up

[00:27:35] I apologize to you get that let's get that trending on the internet folks

[00:27:38] Maybe for a while we can hate the good boy of the show instead of the kind sweet woman with breast cancer

[00:27:48] I'm selling signed limited prints also on the website, so you can go get those

[00:27:55] anyway

[00:27:57] Let's let's start the show we did the read let's start the show

[00:28:02] rally North Carolina good nights June 9th through 11th tickets

[00:28:08] Few available I think that's what Lewis told me to say a few ticks available left still

[00:28:12] I'll be in Portland the 16th the man whatever the next weekend is after the night through 11 look the calendar

[00:28:18] I'll be in Portland after that the weekend after that I think I have that one off and then after that I will be at

[00:28:24] Carolines no, you know what it is next weekend Carolines. I'm Broadway 23rd to 26 boy check that's that show

[00:28:31] Fuck damn now

[00:28:33] What was that from the water? Yeah, it's burped and like you drank too much too fast very too much water

[00:28:38] But it's good. It's good for me. It makes my chest pain stop

[00:28:42] Which those just fucking continue on

[00:28:44] Yeah, all day long. That's true

[00:28:49] So what else is new you coming to funny mom tonight

[00:28:52] Mm-hmm very nice brother

[00:28:55] I have to take a after second nap. I

[00:28:59] I really fucked up earlier today. I feel really bad about it. What do you fucked up about?

[00:29:04] No, you know what I did. What you forgot the date of something. Oh

[00:29:09] The date of your when you're transition surgery. I know it's the third I'm gonna have to re schedule and you're 35 year act up

[00:29:18] It's a 35 year anniversary. No, it's like you can't transition the day you're born. Mm-hmm. No, you can't

[00:29:26] Is that what you did no yeah from being a bitch, sorry, I don't know. I'm so spicy today

[00:29:34] You accept my apology. I mean, I don't even give a fuck

[00:29:39] I don't listen to a fucking word you said I'm not listening to words. You're saying yeah, you are

[00:29:43] No, you are you decided you decided to have a little attitude with me

[00:29:51] But come on come on man, we're just mixing it up. That's what the people like the show

[00:29:57] Missing Sombra's right now is taking his fourth shit in my toilet today good. I hope he destroys your toilet

[00:30:03] Why don't we use is your girlfriend's makeup? He puts in his ass makes his asshole look like me me bow back

[00:30:10] Kind of wifey guy

[00:30:12] I hope your bathroom looks like a fucking war zone at the end of time

[00:30:16] So are you putting up my girlfriend's makeup

[00:30:19] For real

[00:30:21] What'd you say yeah, he's using your girlfriend's expensive nipple lotion

[00:30:27] Her million dollar

[00:30:34] I told you she made me buy it

[00:30:36] Yeah, it's very expensive is that what she's doing those are the things you do for a lot brother

[00:30:42] Yeah, so what's going on in this trial of Johnny Depp and

[00:30:48] Yeah, what's her name? It would be funny of this trial

[00:30:52] It would be funny if this trial ends and they walk out of the courtroom and fucking

[00:30:57] Johnny Depp walks right up to Amber Heard and just choke slams around the ground just started slapping the fuck out of her and everyone's like

[00:31:03] Yeah

[00:31:05] No, no one is on her side. Yeah

[00:31:09] Everyone's like fuck her even the girls. No, that's not true. That is absolutely not true

[00:31:14] There's a whole crew of women online really that are like

[00:31:18] That are like this is insane watching the entire world gaslight a woman who's the victim of abuse

[00:31:24] What's hiding with the opponent?

[00:31:26] No, they're like they're convinced that Johnny Depp's like hoodwink the entire media and the courts and the believing that he's actually the victim

[00:31:33] And then you know because he's the man with power. There's no way Amber Heard would do any of that stuff

[00:31:37] But I'll be honest with you. I have not paid attention to any of it. I don't give a fuck

[00:31:42] It's like it's like like the like

[00:31:46] pseudo retard culture has elevated what would just be like some celebrity gossip bullshit into the realm of like

[00:31:53] You know

[00:31:56] Because people are retarded because everything's like drenched in like like fake academic language

[00:32:01] So now this isn't just like to retard millionaires slapping each other around and suing each other for amounts of money that no one will ever see

[00:32:09] in their lives

[00:32:11] To like oh, this is about

[00:32:14] toxicity and victimhood and all this it doesn't be in anything

[00:32:18] Yeah, I disagree

[00:32:20] What of course you disagree you little catty bitch. What's your point Adam?

[00:32:25] gross ankles

[00:32:27] Shut up. It's shut up. Honestly. I find your feet so

[00:32:33] And the thing is that's going from my heart you're you calling my heart you calling me fat was retaliation

[00:32:40] I know you don't mean it, but I don't

[00:32:42] I can't help it. I don't mean they're not established even fat

[00:32:50] Two weeks ago

[00:32:55] Tomorrow, yes, I love this

[00:33:01] We honestly should just like completely scramble how we fucking release these and fuck with people's brains

[00:33:07] We should really do it. Yeah, well, I'll tell you when there'll be released is probably

[00:33:10] 24 to 48 hours after the due date

[00:33:15] And then fucking they'll still be people leaving comments like can't even fucking be bothered to upload it. That's right

[00:33:23] You're absolutely right. That's right then fine. Then I'll delete my subscription

[00:33:28] Later, all right later, buddy

[00:33:31] Could everybody else do that too and one day you won't have this anymore. That's true. I can't wait oh

[00:33:36] Oh bring it on let's boom put it this way bring it on to

[00:33:42] Back boogie electric boog

[00:33:53] Who's this a picture of over here in your living room

[00:33:55] I don't know my my girlfriend's brother. You give it to me for Christmas Adams boyfriend. I think it's like a poet

[00:34:04] Ukrainian poet

[00:34:06] Shifchenko cheva not the soccer player not the soccer player that guy rules do they got rocked he's a

[00:34:14] He's a he's a coach. Oh really. What was his first name?

[00:34:18] Andre was it Andre Shifchenko? Yeah, he's a dog dude. Yeah, he was a AC Milan. Yeah

[00:34:23] Oh

[00:34:26] Did you watch the Champions League final stop, you know I did not I

[00:34:32] Couldn't figure out how to get it my TV's been fucking up every time George leaves. He sets up all the fucking

[00:34:39] Streamings yeah, cuz I got a projector paramount plus. Let's see where who we showing it CBS. Oh really they have Champions League

[00:34:47] Wow, that's pretty cool. Yeah, it was a

[00:34:50] strong display by the goalkeeper

[00:34:55] Cortois

[00:34:56] called to our

[00:34:58] saved

[00:35:00] million shots

[00:35:02] basically

[00:35:04] One single hand

[00:35:06] Pretty cool. Did he get the fucking MVP trophy?

[00:35:10] Man of the match. I believe it's called

[00:35:12] I think he was man of the match. He should have been if he wasn't

[00:35:15] It was great good for him. Yeah, and then the winning goal was

[00:35:21] Vicinius, Jr. Oh

[00:35:23] Real Madrid

[00:35:25] Vicinius

[00:35:27] Was Feddie Valverde

[00:35:29] Vicinius, Jr. Sounds like a fucking

[00:35:32] Roman Emperor. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Yeah

[00:35:37] It's weird they're all like

[00:35:39] In Brazil they're all named like that or like Fred Anderson. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

[00:35:46] Remember Caca

[00:35:50] Caca how do they get a first name Anderson

[00:35:55] And they have like 500 other names. Yeah, they're Roberto de la every dead person their family

[00:36:02] Yes, they have a hundred names and they all just get to go by one name

[00:36:04] Yeah, I sure I still love the original Ronaldo that fat donkey faced motherfucker

[00:36:10] with buck teeth ball fat

[00:36:12] Just a six-core at the end of his career. It's just a fat retard

[00:36:21] And then fucking Christiana Ronaldo came through

[00:36:25] Yeah, but he's from Portugal. Yeah, I understand what people complain about they say like you know about like

[00:36:29] racist or whatever dragging people behind trucks. Yeah, why do they complain about that?

[00:36:34] Well, I would love to just like on a nice day like have a rope attached to ankle and just like maybe like

[00:36:39] Three or four miles per hour. Just kind of slowly be dragged through a field

[00:36:43] I guess I don't know

[00:36:47] That's why you go slow

[00:36:51] I could go out to Prospect Park right now and you could tie me up to the back of a truck

[00:36:55] Well, crop and just drag me through I don't think so I don't think that would be fun

[00:36:58] I think I'd like you

[00:37:00] You would need much more lush grass than what's available. Maybe put a little blanket down or something

[00:37:06] Okay, or you know what like a car. You know what I might do that magic carpet. Here's an idea

[00:37:11] Look at some bargain little idea for a business you get like a

[00:37:16] Ronnie or like a Persian rug, you know

[00:37:19] Use ropes to tie it to the back of an F-150 you take the F-150 out to Central Park and

[00:37:24] Then you charge five bucks be the kids can sit on the rug and then you just look at the floor it

[00:37:29] Yeah, do you like a magic carpet, right?

[00:37:31] Would they have any restraints to keep them on the

[00:37:34] They finally fall off on the grass. It'll be fine

[00:37:37] So you're thinking you're gonna drive an F-150 kind of through the sheep's meadow or yeah, yeah, you know like strawberry

[00:37:46] With inflation you can charge $20 a pop

[00:37:48] I think you go out there every day during the summer you make enough money suck Barry feels

[00:37:56] Yeah, you probably make fucking seven eight thousand million dollars

[00:38:01] Never work again. That's sorry. I said suck Barry

[00:38:06] Probably like a permit or something

[00:38:09] And that's when I point to my my sock Barry feels a permit

[00:38:14] Yeah, I got your permit right here and I point to my let's go Brandon bumper stack. Yeah

[00:38:20] Do you not like the beetle stuff?

[00:38:23] Take him or leave him you think they're just okay. Oh, I just didn't know strawberry feels just like a little

[00:38:28] Last patch is this Brandon more Dell still do stand up. I believe he does if you're listening

[00:38:33] You should go to his shows and yell out. Let's go Brandon. No

[00:38:37] I

[00:38:39] Intro now five guys are gonna do that I intro it tell them not to go. No, no

[00:38:44] He doesn't joke about it now and I intro it in on stage. I said, let's get it. Let's go Brandon

[00:38:50] He was mad and I was like for the gay is comedian

[00:38:57] Wait, I thought you said you were introducing Brandon not yourself. He was you're interested

[00:39:01] He can only think about himself. Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is gay

[00:39:05] You're next to the a Y that's pretty your next comedian is Adam Friedman your next comedian is me

[00:39:15] It's me whoa, what do we listen to red scare

[00:39:19] What you talking about the McCarthy hearings?

[00:39:22] Yeah, you know, I like that movie that George Clay did about McCarthy good night and good luck

[00:39:27] You know, and his kid is already fucking three years old. No way. Yeah, and they're crazy. It's not three. Yeah, he's three

[00:39:35] He just turned three. I don't fucking care. You're gendering the kid

[00:39:38] He's it's a boy. He his name is Eli Jr. No, it's not sure. Yeah, it is. It's not true

[00:39:44] No, I'm just trying to quietly. I'm trying to just sort of fuck with your mind to make you think more time is pasted

[00:39:50] It has they call me the time bastard

[00:39:53] The big thing we do that bit the time liar or something no we did the bastard of buildings

[00:40:03] No, but we did the time liars and we call them the time now we call them the cheese faggot

[00:40:10] I'm kicking myself that we didn't write that down

[00:40:14] We did that right?

[00:40:17] In the grocery store

[00:40:19] We did maybe we did it on the show. I feel like it was the original cabin

[00:40:26] Ass hurts Adam, I will say the one thing your bathroom is lacking. I could of swore you were gonna be a

[00:40:33] Wet wipes guy

[00:40:40] It's not a big thing it's a freshness thing

[00:40:43] Sometimes it's nice when you've had to shit six times

[00:40:46] Yes, I don't have to use baby, you know what you need to fucking relax

[00:40:49] As if you don't the fucking diarrhea six times a day if you have even a hint of fucking dairy motherfucker

[00:40:54] So okay, you could use some fucking wet wipes on that ragged asshole of yours

[00:41:00] I just put my spread my cheeks put them in the shower that can be nice too, but I'm not at my home

[00:41:06] Yeah, do it do it. It is really nice to take a fucked up shit

[00:41:11] Do a boy go right to take a shower

[00:41:14] That feels awesome. Yeah, it is really cool. We're into the shit right now hot shit right off your ass

[00:41:20] Still warm. Yeah, but it's nasty to get the poo particles in the shop. You're fucking you're a bitch

[00:41:27] Okay, you sprayed down the shower afterwards. You don't got fucking scrubbing bubbles

[00:41:32] You clean your shower every time you know, but if I take a fucked up shit in it not take a shit

[00:41:37] I don't shit my shower. I've never shit my shower

[00:41:41] But I have wiped the remains of a fucked up shit

[00:41:45] You know, it's really romantic is one of couples in the shower when you're with your sweetie

[00:41:50] And you just as a joke pee pee on her foot. I don't find that to be very romantic. It's cute

[00:41:56] Not for me

[00:41:58] It's just cute. I

[00:42:00] Don't find it be very not like for a sexy. I would prefer first

[00:42:04] I think it makes way more sense for a sexual reason. No, just as a cute prat. I don't think it's a cute prank

[00:42:09] What I just don't you don't have any imagination

[00:42:14] You really are stealing for me because this we had this

[00:42:21] I do I dream first of all I dream to imagine okay, that's my thing and second of all years ago

[00:42:27] And oh this ties in beautifully because remember the fucking argument we had about tittifucking, you know, exactly feel

[00:42:33] So

[00:42:35] Oh, then you're you're not a true lover. What did you say about tittifucking?

[00:42:39] He said it was stupid. It was silly stupid and I said he lacks imagination

[00:42:44] Was lack imagination now he tried for three or four years later to flip it on me. She's just gonna cock in water chest liar

[00:42:52] copier

[00:42:54] bastard

[00:42:56] You know, it's cooler than tittifucking hot dog in the bun but fucking not even close

[00:43:01] Yeah, get out of my fucking house cheek cheek cheek fucking that's so stupid the hot dog in the bun

[00:43:08] The classic that's not a classic. It's cool. It's not I mean it's cool for one second

[00:43:13] What do you mean for one second tittifucking tittifucking is cool you fuck until pearl necklace? No, but you fucking you get your dick sucked

[00:43:20] Have you ever titty fucked until a pearl necklace?

[00:43:23] I

[00:43:26] Have had a couple cool situations

[00:43:29] You're listening to a couple cool situations

[00:43:33] Start smiling if I think about that was an awesome one

[00:43:36] You wasted your seed

[00:43:39] The girls on a girls titties in mouth. Yes, you didn't one of my favorite time

[00:43:44] You didn't do the parts that feel good for her

[00:43:47] What her pussy? Yeah

[00:43:49] But if a girl's not a birthday, I'm not busting inside of you out of your mind. I'm just she is

[00:43:53] I'm sort of just closing my eyes and quietly imagining

[00:43:56] Unless the pussy's really really being dragged down to truck until all this hate leaves my body. Oh, yeah

[00:44:02] That's what it is. I think it's the racist do it too. Oh shit

[00:44:06] No, it's perfect time. It's perfect timing to talk about

[00:44:10] calm if you're titty fucking

[00:44:13] Like a real man, you're gonna need to go to blue cheese

[00:44:16] You're gonna need to go blue cheese promo code com town or com town 20

[00:44:19] To get if you have imagination

[00:44:22] Yeah, and like the titty fuck okay, and love big tits and have been on the record. Yeah

[00:44:29] You're gonna and even if you're not but especially if you're one of those guys

[00:44:32] I'm on the record

[00:44:34] record or back black or smacking her or something

[00:44:38] Okay, Jackers. That's cool. Dr. Jackal and mr. Hodge. I'm about to hide my jackal and her jacket

[00:44:45] But go ahead guess what I'm imagine right now

[00:44:47] I don't know man's penis going your mouth going into every hole in your body a new

[00:44:53] Pussy the man a mass is your dick a masked man in a in a big hat using his penis

[00:45:06] A man with a long sharp penis cutting your clothes off. He's got a mask

[00:45:11] That's not what I'm saying. Yeah, he's slicing all your clothes off his penis. You're like oh stop it stop it

[00:45:18] Stop it. I have a girlfriend. Yeah, he's like I would do what that one

[00:45:25] Is that what you're imagining no

[00:45:28] Tying your hands behind your back

[00:45:30] You over your fucking little dining room table over there and just his penis instantly turning from sharp to bludgeon and just ramming your

[00:45:39] Know they guess what I'm imagining. What's that?

[00:45:43] I'm imagining my funeral and you're giving the most beautiful eulogy

[00:45:48] That anyone's ever heard of funeral. Yeah, that's awesome, man

[00:45:53] And what I'm imagining you say is that I'm the single most inspiring man. You've ever met your tire

[00:46:00] You're off base big time

[00:46:03] You can't tell me what to imagine. Yeah, I guess you're right

[00:46:05] You know what I'll take I'll take it back you have imagination because that's one of the most far-fetched things

[00:46:11] That's realistic

[00:46:14] I was even imagining it I was predicting it's a prediction nation. Well, you know what I can predict is that at bluetooth.com

[00:46:20] You're caught if you're I can predict you don't have to go to the pharmacy. You don't have to go to the doctor

[00:46:26] You talk to one of their licensed medical professionals. They write your prescription for these damn chewable tablets

[00:46:32] That's right, okay, and they come in still Denna fill into dalifil different milligrams different strengths

[00:46:39] How fucked up is your cock the doctor will figure it out for you get different amounts per month

[00:46:44] And if you put in promo code comes out or come down 20 you just pay five dollars shipping

[00:46:48] For your first order first order free just pay the fucking shipping pay the fucking idiot free dick

[00:46:55] free cock pills free cock and

[00:46:57] It's awesome to fuck pussy or mouth or tits or ass

[00:47:02] Whatever you want to fuck you can with this with these chewable tablets. No not kids

[00:47:06] You cannot that's a great point whatever you want to fuck this fucked up

[00:47:12] disgusting

[00:47:14] You know what I meant yeah

[00:47:16] Plutio calm

[00:47:18] You can fuck any con any orifice of an adult person

[00:47:23] Yeah, whether they be male woman or other

[00:47:28] They them

[00:47:30] Gay them they could be gay them's damn. I love their conditioning

[00:47:35] The point is your dick prior to blue chew was like a wilted flower. Do you think I could be putting a nursing home now

[00:47:42] Die your hair. I feel I feel that worn out and fucking beat down look

[00:47:47] I don't just not nice. I just I legitimately don't understand

[00:47:50] Yeah, how you're supposed to continue doing this from from where I'm at now for another 50 or 60 years

[00:47:58] And that insane

[00:48:01] 93 I

[00:48:05] Grandpa's

[00:48:09] His mom lives until she was like a fucking 104

[00:48:13] Yeah, was she happy for any of those years? She was drunk the whole time

[00:48:17] She's doing right. Yeah, literally until she fucking died just like drinking fucking like pop up

[00:48:23] Every she made it 104 from that. Yeah, my grandpa too. That's bad. He fucking drinks bloody Mary's all day long

[00:48:30] That's yeah, this is all this shit. I actually do much. Yeah, I guess I do have some old ass grandpa

[00:48:35] He spent yeah, he spent like the last 40 years just shoplifting

[00:48:39] Oh, yeah, that's the time to do it when you're old. Yeah, we're growing up

[00:48:42] It would always be go places and be like if it was something that costs less than like ten dollar if it fit in his pocket

[00:48:48] His logic was like they don't want to be bothered

[00:48:53] Busy doesn't want fun. I'm gonna fucking waste this guy's time buying some batteries. Well, that's the sign. So that what's your grandfather's name?

[00:49:05] That would be so awesome

[00:49:07] Secretly Jewish is hilarious you say that because you think it bothers me, but the truth is the only part

[00:49:12] That bothers me is that I have to spend time with you

[00:49:16] Piece of stink attitude

[00:49:19] Smelly ass attitude all the way over here

[00:49:23] You got added thing is just an American and regular ass whites are cheap. Yeah, the people that fucking let it flow or

[00:49:32] Yeah, no

[00:49:34] Old person I like I make it right here. I better hurt you on some level

[00:49:39] I've spent enough time with you in what I've watched I've watched you deal with retail employees to know that you do not

[00:49:46] So full of shit this guy I

[00:49:49] Think you're both

[00:49:51] $10 a

[00:49:54] Do not complain about the money I complain about that principle I was not gonna say the principal

[00:50:00] What were you going to say I was going to say this quality of the service

[00:50:08] You charge me whatever the fucking one you choose and white people no thing you charge me whatever the fuck you want

[00:50:14] He's Irish. I'm Jewish, but when I

[00:50:17] When I'm Jewish he's white to get fucking internet I had to climb down a fire escape with a fucking 18-foot ladder myself

[00:50:25] There's no there is no way there

[00:50:27] You know it literally is what happened but but I'm saying though

[00:50:31] There were certain steps that you made that happen because of something with your vibes and the

[00:50:37] Folks let's we're gonna take a little detour here. I'm gonna give you a history of public utilities in New York

[00:50:43] Yeah, you did this to the fucking guy and he's like oh actually I can't go

[00:50:50] Verizon Verizon because they had a monopoly

[00:50:53] Can you beep that out? What's the time code? Well, I'm making an enemy of one of the biggest telecom companies in this car

[00:50:59] Are you serious?

[00:51:04] Como code

[00:51:09] Verizon they had a monopoly on all the twisted pair they own all the copper in the United States they own all the wires

[00:51:15] And part of that deal was that my thing is you were bringing this energy to your interaction with whoever worked for Verizon

[00:51:21] I was 100% I think I think you need to learn about kind of

[00:51:26] I don't know manifesting more pleasant interactions with customer service people because over and over again you get fucked and

[00:51:33] I'm starting the the more data I have

[00:51:36] Be you having a relationship?

[00:51:38] I am starting to say you were the common denominator. Thank you were the problem

[00:51:42] Something about your attitude makes people want to give you bad service

[00:51:46] Which then leads you to be on customer service lines

[00:51:49] Which then leads you to have what is it? It's a self. I never have a problem in a restaurant never a problem food service

[00:51:56] When do you remember one? I don't remember one which one

[00:52:01] We're at Hooters and you asked if there could be more guys working

[00:52:07] That is true I remember

[00:52:09] You

[00:52:23] But like they just like they're wearing pants for the top of the deck

[00:52:28] Yeah, just the shaft. Yeah, you can't see glands. Yeah, but hold on this is all this places

[00:52:33] Call

[00:52:37] Yeah

[00:52:42] It's

[00:52:48] That's awesome. That's awesome. That was a twitter account wasn't it gay Hooters

[00:52:54] That's probably Adam saw that for sure

[00:52:57] You just telling a story about when we're at Hooters trying to have a sexy time with girls

[00:53:02] Yeah, we were about to mean I don't write the clothes

[00:53:06] I was I was nagging the target

[00:53:09] Adam Adam had his air pilot glasses on I was like you work here. What are you fucking poor?

[00:53:14] What are you poor? Was you getting molested?

[00:53:16] You probably got molested

[00:53:18] Hooters, I'm just came off shooting his movie Top Gun which is about a man that gets forced to suck dick at gun porn

[00:53:26] He plays call sign victim

[00:53:29] Yeah, but on the top

[00:53:31] Yeah

[00:53:36] Audience

[00:53:40] No

[00:53:47] Nice cruise off

[00:53:49] Verizon

[00:53:53] And part of the deal is like that that all had to be treated as a public utility

[00:53:56] So Verizon had to provide telephone service to every house right if they can have a fucking monopoly in New York City

[00:54:02] Verizon has wanted to cut all the phone lines because they don't make enough money off of it

[00:54:05] But they were allowed to have this fucking monopoly forever on the hardware so they can't

[00:54:11] So Verizon made a deal that if we're gonna we're gonna cut the copper, but we're gonna install Fios to x amount of speak on that

[00:54:18] And then so what they did is they cut the phone lines it didn't roll out the fucking fiber on the timeline

[00:54:23] The city had to sue them. They just ate the fines passed them all under the customers

[00:54:27] Con left a bunch of people without phone service

[00:54:30] And then they got sued again by the city and then it was like what they do is they claim like okay

[00:54:36] Verizon

[00:54:38] Available on this block, but all they do is roll it out to like somewhere in the neighborhood

[00:54:42] And then it's not actually available right in any of that like the houses because especially in Brooklyn

[00:54:47] They were all closed blocks right it was all built before there was any kind of public utility easement

[00:54:51] So there's no way for them to like you know get into every backyard

[00:54:55] You know they're like daisy chain new service out to the houses

[00:54:58] So they'll just label it that way

[00:55:00] So what I did is I filed a complaint

[00:55:04] I went and I filed myself a little complaint respect with with the the saw public authority on on

[00:55:11] You know like utilities or whatever and that got something because I waited like two months

[00:55:14] So you filed a title you did yeah, I tattle on Verizon. Yeah, fuck them. I don't give a shit family business

[00:55:23] And then you had to how did you end up in a with a ladder because I

[00:55:27] Made friends with the fucking dispatch manager at the local office

[00:55:31] And I was like look you like I'm not gonna ask

[00:55:34] None of you guys are gonna come down and climb down loud. It's not safe

[00:55:36] You know like I'm not gonna ask them to do that. I can climb down the fire escape myself and go

[00:55:40] I went down I trimmed all the trees like the branches off the fucking tree

[00:55:43] Put the ladder over to the next door neighbors fit like you know fence

[00:55:48] And then the guy came down they got one guy that would at least go down use my ladder climb over ladder respect

[00:55:54] But I had to I had to like go do fucking yard work

[00:55:59] All right, that's that is good problem solving. I'll give you that one. Yeah

[00:56:03] Oh, fuck dude. My guts are rumbling

[00:56:06] I gotta pee again. Just we're almost done man. I don't know I have to pee so much

[00:56:11] Because you're gay because there's pressure on your prostate your dentid prostate

[00:56:16] That could be it this guy. It's like a water bottle that's been yeah, it's possible. Yeah

[00:56:21] I would have to take a look at your ass inside your ass to know for sure. Mm-hmm. Well, okay. Yeah

[00:56:28] Just like just a doctor going ready to do a colonoscopy on Adam and he's like he looks at he's like hmm

[00:56:32] Then he goes in the drawer and just gets a camera. That's this wide

[00:56:35] Yeah, so big fucking just some like 1960s hidden camera

[00:56:47] Wow that he shot your ass in the same size your dick is

[00:56:51] 7 millimeter

[00:56:54] Still very small

[00:56:56] Still very small. I'm back

[00:56:59] So small. Fuck you

[00:57:01] I'm back, baby. He got you. He got you right at the right of the buzzer. I needed that one. Yeah, I really needed that one

[00:57:19] Because you're taking small it makes sense

[00:57:25] And if you want to understand that joke tune in to this sunday

[00:57:28] No, it didn't happen last week. No, this sunday. It's this sunday patreon.com slash come town. It's very funny

[00:57:37] Actually legitimately is very funny

[00:57:41] Oh, we're having fun folks. We're having fun. I'm gonna go shit at home for like an hour straight

[00:57:46] Yeah, I think I'm just gonna go to urgent care and ask them to put me down

[00:57:51] I'm gonna get a little dog costume and go to bed since he did I think I did but that was like year one

[00:57:55] We did that bit on a shit. We fucking bring it back. Yeah, just we're going to put a dog costume on trying to get vets

[00:58:01] We just started doing yeah trying to get youth in anytime. We don't feel like doing an episode

[00:58:05] We just play the first one. Yeah

[00:58:08] Redo it

[00:58:09] No, cares. If you I have a question if you go to jail, do they let you just nap the whole time?

[00:58:14] Well, they'll let you nap. They're the princess

[00:58:17] No, she needs her beauty rest. She's like laying your bed. You're that gay

[00:58:22] That everyone leaves you alone because they know it's pretty beauty. Need her beauty rest

[00:58:28] But when you are arrested, they're gonna fucking take it. I'm just saying like if let's say no one wants to rape you

[00:58:33] You can just take a nap the whole time. Yeah, you just watch you go out to the yard and exercise

[00:58:37] You have to go to the yard. You're gonna have to go to the yard

[00:58:39] I think you want to go to the yard if I don't want to go to the yard

[00:58:41] I just want to keep napping. I think they'd let you if I just sleep out my sentence, you know, I think it's possible, you know

[00:58:48] I don't know. I gotta be honest. I haven't been to prison

[00:58:53] I don't want to ever go to prison

[00:58:57] Oh fuck. Yeah, that would suck man. That would suck. So maybe when I was a younger man, I could handle it

[00:59:04] I don't know man. Probably not. It's so long. No, you have to go for so long. I know it sucks

[00:59:12] A year that's so long and that's like a light scene prison. Yeah, that's one year

[00:59:16] That's a swift one people do fucking that's a breeze

[00:59:21] Yeah, I did it 25 man. Yeah, I did my time like a fucking man. I stood up like I took my time like a man

[00:59:30] Shout out to fucking uh phil phil rio tard phil the atar bale harmonic

[00:59:36] That'd be a cool name the fuck harmonic her dj phil harmonic

[00:59:40] Phil harmon Well, we did it guys another I know you guys you like they love it when we do like a marathon

[00:59:48] And guys get used to this and we will never ever again record less than four in a day

[00:59:53] That is my promise to you honestly today was a fun day today was fun. Except for the that

[00:59:58] Yeah, we're the best press. Right. You only we only had to do you you had a regular

[01:00:03] I did two episodes of my own. Thank you very much. I did two episodes on my own

[01:00:08] I did two episodes on my own my name's adam. I'm not american. What is that accent?

[01:00:14] I'm from the country

[01:00:16] Place

[01:00:18] But even in that world. I am the biggest one

[01:00:22] Hey, stop

[01:00:24] That was pretty funny when I said that nikka matter who there's that we're doing your best of

[01:00:29] Good job. You thought that was funny, right? I did I thought it was funny too. I did but you know

[01:00:33] Show a little black like you've been there before

[01:00:35] Yeah, right exactly my first time, baby. I'm not

[01:00:39] Hand the ball of the ref. Okay. Don't milk it

[01:00:44] He wants to print it out put on the refrigerator

[01:00:49] Goddamn cool ranch. You're so good, man. Fuck you. I wish we could go to a public pool

[01:00:54] I could sit out with sunglasses on you fucking fuck the whole ham's bucket. No

[01:00:58] Oh, no, I was thinking like like summer camp type shit. I'm gonna fuck the up sandwich and Doritos public pool

[01:01:05] Fucking bucket of kfc on the shitty park bench. You're getting stung just hornets everywhere

[01:01:10] You know, this is fucking mad yellow jacket

[01:01:14] That would be badass. Remember that there was every pool you go to there be like oh by the way

[01:01:18] There's just bees. There's fucking killer bees all over the fucking place

[01:01:23] I remember my friend Sammy got stung in the back by a hornet. Oh fuck

[01:01:29] You ever been in a public pool and somebody shits in it and if they're like get everyone out and then fish the turd out luckily

[01:01:34] That's never happened to me. I saw that happen with time

[01:01:37] And it's like it's hilarious because you know who did it of course and that then that child has to like have that memory in their life

[01:01:46] It's like ruining a hundred people's day

[01:01:48] Because you didn't mean you didn't want to shit yourself. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, you guys are going to take you big

[01:01:55] I would buy