Cum Town | Regular | 06/23/2022
[00:00:23] people find what it was h i d cured it was it's done right
[00:00:29] like uh... pills to you know what's that you know i think it's really to have
[00:00:33] it in the normal life is it like each of you is a tech is the medicine didn't
[00:00:36] change this is of looked into this uh...
[00:00:44] and then for years they were like we're dying
[00:00:47] we're dying and then people started getting like actually some big deal
[00:00:51] yeah yeah because they're they're too gay yeah
[00:00:54] they're being gay dramatic about it i feel
[00:00:57] like no literally as soon as straight people started getting aids it was like
[00:01:02] you don't think that it's because like um...
[00:01:05] they're like you know they got better medicine because straight people are
[00:01:21] they were being dramatic i wouldn't say they're being
[00:01:28] yeah like like like they're like look how much weight i'm losing from the
[00:01:31] disease and then they they probably died from so tragic yet it died from
[00:01:38] having body this more for you know yeah they were they were using the aids as an
[00:01:44] and the bruises whatever the source mmm that's just uh...
[00:01:50] yeah it's it's you're the dancing in the in the gay nightclubs everyone's got a
[00:01:54] heart on so you're just very dark you got you just being jabbed left and right
[00:01:59] it's a lot of hands and holes yeah and uh... rods we've all seen cruising
[00:02:04] we've all seen fire island mmm did you watch it yeah watch it yeah it was a
[00:02:10] yeah i know uh... i mean i don't know it's it
[00:02:15] i was it was on my girlfriend her friend were watching it and i was doing
[00:02:20] i was responding to emails about the t-shirts it was like two weeks ago and
[00:02:31] it wasn't like uh... yeah it wasn't like
[00:02:34] what do you call it i think it's time for us to take fire island back
[00:02:46] it's just getting shot just on the boat on the first scene in saving private
[00:02:54] like shaking with it and then the fucking the top of the pt boat or whatever
[00:02:59] and it's just like i just dry rating on the beach and then people are like
[00:03:12] now it's terrible to tell your grandson about it
[00:03:20] it took us from the stick ball fields of Iowa they put us on those damn boats
[00:03:28] i was deep in the shit just occasion like
[00:03:38] tom thanks is like he did the best that he could
[00:03:47] fire island directed by steven spielberg i remember i remember a leg of us
[00:03:55] which is what we called it because my penis was covered in it
[00:04:04] you know what's it i went with uh... amber frost
[00:04:14] is a dramatic weekend it was pretty funny
[00:04:19] well yeah there there's that but then it was just being on a
[00:04:23] on a beach they were all they all look like john cena those guys
[00:04:27] who the the guys on the beach you know i was just a very i have is a john cena
[00:04:33] you know the engineer a lien at the beginning of the creates humanity so john
[00:04:37] seen is the engineer a lien of people with down syndrome
[00:04:41] that he drank a little poison yeah and it went into
[00:04:53] and then he he grew gia i was a what if there was like a galalaya moment
[00:04:59] there's all that they think we know like all it's everything's caused by genetics
[00:05:05] somebody comes along proves it without a doubt they look like you the scientists
[00:05:08] get angry they're like that this is insane and then they look at the papers
[00:05:18] down syndrome is caused just by a candy exposure in the room
[00:05:25] she had too many like skittles or something
[00:05:29] yeah you go on trial because you're trying to get the word out mhm
[00:05:33] but yeah it's wilson a thinking caution
[00:05:36] it is the candy that is doing it to them
[00:05:42] is fucked up with happening to the country
[00:05:45] they have their brand damage from too much candy
[00:05:55] whenever saw that movie but i don't want to see it for the african accent
[00:06:04] where he's teaching the girls how his daughter the venus
[00:06:09] and he's just straight up literally playing immensely retarded man
[00:06:12] that is a very funny king richard anyone all scared for that
[00:06:24] like deep south accent yeah and then i'd like pulled up a video of the actual
[00:06:29] richard william speaking he doesn't sound like that here yeah yeah
[00:06:32] he's doing like a field and i think will smith kinda went insane
[00:06:38] because he was a guy he's on top of the world and you can have that kind of
[00:06:45] yeah you know you can't make him the biggest guy in the fucking world for
[00:06:50] mhm and then then what then what's next
[00:06:53] he just has to wait to die and then what go to heaven
[00:06:57] it's not gonna be better than being will smith independence day
[00:07:01] it's not gonna be better than i am black or
[00:07:04] or i robot or other getting jiggy with it
[00:07:08] he he really was going for all scaring jwanaman
[00:07:16] kazam was so funny they're like what if shack
[00:07:22] they gave him a couple they gave him that steel
[00:07:25] i forgot about steel steel was it steel a real steel
[00:07:29] the real steel was a rock and rock and rock and rock and robots
[00:07:36] no no they gave him steel where he was a
[00:07:39] a superhero they should have given him seal
[00:07:41] he could have played a steal and kissing getting kids by the rose i feel
[00:07:48] and and shack did all of the singing in the movies
[00:07:52] and that's the most impressive part about it is shack did all of the singing
[00:08:02] is he stupid yeah he's just got a dumb voice no he's dumb too
[00:08:09] yeah i remember when they made him he was like the spokesperson for like
[00:08:13] and they had that like commercial where it's like
[00:08:15] there's enough room for me in here and it's like yeah most people aren't you
[00:08:19] that's not like a selling point for normal people
[00:08:23] be like check out fucking yeah this is a ronclothes we put them on an elephant
[00:08:27] yeah exactly these are pants for you know four x pants
[00:08:31] yeah so take that Cadillac yeah take that Cadillac
[00:08:35] do you i remember when our our friend soft said that
[00:08:38] shack actually uses the products that he
[00:08:44] that's what a Cadillac and what's it what else is there
[00:08:52] um he does he's this he was this he's like he's
[00:08:57] the spokesman for everything basically what is it
[00:09:03] shack ah that's all right it's fun who gives a shit
[00:09:07] it's summer and it's looking like winter right now it's
[00:09:11] is it is it cold today it's a little chilly i was in portland all weekend
[00:09:15] oh he does i see hot too how was it how was portland those people
[00:09:19] those people dog shit city the shows were fun
[00:09:22] yeah uh yeah i had a good time with the shows but the
[00:09:26] the man that place sucks yeah you know yeah because it's like it was already
[00:09:31] portland and then the rest of the country became portland
[00:09:34] last summer right so they're like well we got to step it up
[00:09:39] and it's wild because they have like homeless people there and the home
[00:09:42] this homeless i was wearing i don't know maybe she knew who i was
[00:09:45] or maybe she's a fan no most homeless people are fans of this just because i had
[00:09:49] like a red i had a fud rockers hat on but it was backwards
[00:09:52] and sometimes i worry about there was a period there where you just couldn't
[00:09:54] wear red hat right you know right it was like it was like it was like being
[00:09:59] an in like an indian during you know their swastika got taken away from them
[00:10:03] yeah they were pissed if you were a guy just wait if you're me
[00:10:06] you're mario uh you know you got a little red cap guy right
[00:10:10] your the whole culture was taken away from you by the maggot hat or whatever but
[00:10:15] yeah no i was i was saying there's homeless lady comes up to me she's
[00:10:19] like good afternoon you know and like using like a bank
[00:10:22] voice wait that's what you were gonna say with the homeless people there because
[00:10:25] the homeless people i've seen there are are like
[00:10:28] charles manson types well this lady i mean she had specific north
[00:10:31] was she had like a whiteed-out eye and then there was like she had some
[00:10:34] mail but she was she was her partner she was business cash
[00:10:37] cashew she was like good afternoon i'm ignoring her
[00:10:40] you know i'm like hey how's it going and she's like can we help you with anything
[00:10:43] else i'm like i'm good she's like well we would like it if you've left this
[00:10:47] city and it's like how she said that's you yeah yeah
[00:10:50] oh because she thought you're a maggot who knows
[00:10:53] but like how are you gonna be fucking like homeless and you have like time for
[00:10:56] politics you're just like outside just shitting
[00:10:59] yourself to death and you're like well we got to talk about redistricting
[00:11:05] what get a home yeah get a home get a home bitch
[00:11:10] you're gonna have no home and you're gonna have fucking opinions all of a
[00:11:12] sudden yeah get out of here no that she was wild
[00:11:15] dude yeah yeah jesus christ no i've seen like
[00:11:18] in the pacific north ones they haven't say it like
[00:11:21] it just i don't know what it is maybe it's methy like this is a weather so they
[00:11:24] don't have winter there so they don't die off but it's also the weather isn't
[00:11:28] nice it's not like fucking la where it's like
[00:11:30] you're homeless but you can literally just live on like one of the nicest
[00:11:33] beaches yeah you're on Venice beach yeah
[00:11:36] so in the pacific northwest it's it's never cold enough to die but never
[00:11:40] comfortable either right you're just getting like a
[00:11:42] misted on all fucking day and make it's like bringing out the piss smell and
[00:11:46] you're fucking also you start doing the homeless thing by
[00:11:49] being a hippie where you're like i don't need a house man i can have a
[00:11:52] fucking tent man yeah it's all i need man they do it
[00:11:55] performatively yeah and then they just become proper homeless yeah yeah
[00:12:00] yeah i mean it's it's too it's weird i was like
[00:12:03] trying to say this to somebody else while i was there but
[00:12:07] they're probably ignoring me like most people do i know they do
[00:12:10] or like this where you're forced to hear my opinion yeah it's the only time i
[00:12:13] listen to you honestly and i don't even do it most of the time people are
[00:12:16] reporting the show people are forced to hear my opinion but
[00:12:18] do it yeah like the it's like it's weird to think that like
[00:12:22] the homeless people on the east coast have like etiquette
[00:12:26] but they do kind of they kind of do they have like dignity yeah you know even
[00:12:30] like they like i i think i've imagined like a guy in an
[00:12:33] avar X jacket masturbating on the train but he's at least he's
[00:12:37] you got a jack off yeah he's doing it on the train which is where we know that
[00:12:42] they beat off that's that's a designated zone he smells
[00:12:45] exactly like i expect him to smell yeah he's wearing the clothes i expect
[00:12:48] them to wear and then in portland it was like a guy going around with a bike
[00:12:51] lock at nine a.m just smashing car windows yeah exactly and it's like this
[00:12:55] guy's like 26 he's not acting right yeah his dad's like a
[00:12:59] state senator so he's got an iPhone right yeah
[00:13:03] he's just got a bad attitude yeah he's just a bad boy yeah
[00:13:06] you can't keep you act right Seth right be
[00:13:10] Seth get a job right no no yeah there's like they're more pissed off there for
[00:13:14] sure i was at i was in the i was with the
[00:13:17] like on a class trip to seattle when i was in class was that
[00:13:22] it was like my phrase your class was with school
[00:13:25] what school with my like middle school i think we went to like seattle for
[00:13:30] some reason anyway why seattle doesn't have any history
[00:13:33] um i forgot what it was no it was like there was like a
[00:13:36] science aspect to it let's go think that it was a huge
[00:13:38] sound those towns have no history there's nothing there there's logging
[00:13:43] so what um there's i don't know what what are they doing seattle they did the
[00:13:48] chop what is the great history logging's what made you kill two black kids the
[00:13:52] second yeah the cops left chopper chads was it was
[00:13:56] in lindriss yaddle i confused it too because they're both the same it's funny
[00:13:59] that they both oh maybe it's chads yeah they named it after chastity bono
[00:14:07] with a sunny bono and uh share anyway but um
[00:14:11] they really should just they should genocide all the white people in the
[00:14:14] pacific north west and just give that entire area to illegal immigrants
[00:14:19] there's yeah and it's nice there and that's weird too because it is all white
[00:14:23] people when i was in portland but there is there was like one or two
[00:14:26] maxican people and it's like how did you end up here
[00:14:30] yeah like how did you get here you got your bahoe there
[00:14:33] i guess there's trebahoe to do but i mean there's work everywhere
[00:14:36] there's work everywhere i'd be like i mean that's how like how do you get
[00:14:42] that's why i want to go to borland i try i want to be a lgbtq plus
[00:14:49] blue i mean i'm a big fan of fred army stan yeah
[00:14:52] is that true so long uh probably i don't know
[00:14:55] anyway we were in seattle uh at pikes place market and that's where they throw
[00:14:59] the fish that's like the tourist area yeah and there were two like fucking
[00:15:04] like meth guys like they're fucking fighting
[00:15:09] one and one guy just like gets fucking punched the ground
[00:15:12] and just steal toe boot to the temple blood spray
[00:15:18] and we're like waiting to get back on the bus
[00:15:20] the girls are crying yeah like we saw someone get murdered on the street
[00:15:25] and like it was fucking like literally can close my eyes and
[00:15:29] remember how scary that shit was yeah that was like i've i've had nightmares
[00:15:33] about it it's like one of the scariest things i've ever seen my entire life
[00:15:36] so we've murdered on the street like the kids crying and screaming
[00:15:41] where's fraser when you need it yeah listen we got to talk this out
[00:15:45] he's their batman we have to talk this out i can't do
[00:15:49] fucking any impressions but yeah i know you got a kelsey grammar
[00:15:53] no no no i don't i'm i'm weaning off of imprae i'm weaning off the show
[00:15:58] weeding off yeah everything we're look it's closing time folks
[00:16:05] yeah one last call for alcohol you got six months left of this
[00:16:08] uh-huh no more impressions dude we're getting city recap where i say
[00:16:13] something that makes people roll their eyes
[00:16:17] i wonder if that's a unique take yeah pour it a lot of homeless people in
[00:16:20] Portland Portland they got coffee shops i love coffee
[00:16:24] they don't really know they don't they didn't have a lot of coffee
[00:16:27] they didn't have coffee shops no i mean i guess they did sort of
[00:16:30] i was i was staying downtown down town oh yeah that's where i stayed when i
[00:16:34] almost moved there the portland yeah for what law school
[00:16:39] what law school i got like a full ride to
[00:16:41] lewis and clerk which was the number one environmental law
[00:16:45] school the glueson park go to portland is ever their tour ended
[00:16:49] thing that yeah they're done fucking that bitch together i never understood like
[00:16:53] so the explorers they like have them die getting to the pacific or whatever
[00:16:58] and then what happens when they're out there they just go back
[00:17:00] how the fuck do they get back well i don't know the only thing i paid
[00:17:03] attention to was that they're running a train on that chick
[00:17:06] the second you were second you were yeah they gave her a coin for being the
[00:17:10] throat goat i mean that's literally how western united the only way to like
[00:17:14] be like a native american that made it into history was by being like just a
[00:17:18] dog whore just like an absolute slut like all of them
[00:17:23] all of them i'll give it up please you had to be the one with you
[00:17:26] you're the fuck white guy yeah no exactly it gets sexed in the history
[00:17:32] and then the rest of them not enough you were like a native american bitch
[00:17:36] just like a good mom yeah exactly you just got your head cut off just a regular
[00:17:40] squaw yeah no yeah napa kohannas is a cartoon for
[00:17:44] kids and it's like this was a whole this was a war
[00:17:47] she has like little birds landing on her finger and stuff there's a traitorous
[00:17:50] force yeah she she was a race traitor yeah
[00:17:55] she wasn't she was a squaw she wasn't giving it up for for any of the braves
[00:17:59] yeah she was giving up for some for some fucking white dickhead
[00:18:03] john smith mmm get a right get a new name dude
[00:18:08] no that that yeah that's that's so funny yeah she she knew directions and she
[00:18:13] fucked all the guys on the trip yeah she could paint she could paint with all the
[00:18:20] this bitch this bitch she's about to suck all the colors
[00:18:26] oh man yeah that's that's really fun no I guess
[00:18:31] Lewis and Clark made it out there the college was really nice but then I went
[00:18:34] with my dad and then I was like there's no reason for anyone to live here
[00:18:38] there's just no industry there there's nothing it's fucking depressing
[00:18:42] there's columbia sportswear yeah there's Nike there's that there's like
[00:18:47] Adidas there's one somewhere like advertising firm
[00:18:51] that's like that's they're very proud of their yeah like widened in Kennedy
[00:18:56] or no we should nuke the p&w I honestly there's no I hate
[00:19:00] I hate it I mean I guess the people that come to the shows
[00:19:04] that they're they're cool they're nice yeah thanks for coming out I appreciate
[00:19:07] it we're not a good time yeah the shows the crowds were good
[00:19:12] yeah everyone's very friendly very nice everybody's always friendly
[00:19:16] the people that come to the shows are very friendly yeah they're always
[00:19:19] really friendly people came up funny ones I'm gonna do the people the Dm
[00:19:23] not so much you came the Dms yeah that's those get real live when is
[00:19:28] somebody just suggests to you what he did so the Dm is like
[00:19:32] yo and shout out to this guy this is one of the best Dms I've ever got but he's
[00:19:35] like yo if you're in a bob Dylan you should get into this guy named
[00:19:39] towns van's a easily they're my top two but towns gotta put him number one
[00:19:45] yeah I agree dude I agree with you those are top two but yeah have you ever
[00:19:50] heard of the Beatles yeah that's like that's when you go over to Europe you
[00:19:55] haven't been a year but when you go over there they they like all of them are
[00:19:59] like that all of them are like just I'd suggest how do you handle the beatles
[00:20:04] yeah I mean Europe had culture for like 20 years during the Renaissance and
[00:20:08] they've been cruising off that since Europeans are fucking whack dude they
[00:20:13] are so keen you know what I mean and they like yeah they they give you the
[00:20:17] worst fucking like suggestions yeah yeah like heavy hair of him they show
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[00:25:03] like that type they're so funny dude i want to show with
[00:25:07] them but unfortunately they meet me and there's something about my vibe they
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[00:25:31] couple years ago i had like apple pay give me a notice it was like your cards
[00:25:35] declined for a $900 purchase at Zara and i was like what the fuck is this
[00:25:40] you're sorry i called my bank and they were like yeah we don't have any
[00:25:44] record of it and i called apple they're like oh yeah it's probably just somebody
[00:25:47] trying to steal your card and they used like a fraudulent like thing they
[00:25:51] make apple pay go scanner and i was like so why is that like that seems like
[00:25:55] that shouldn't be happening yeah that's fucking that's and they were like oh no
[00:26:00] that happens all the time it's like well then it sounds like you're
[00:26:03] fucking bullshit apple pay thing isn't ready
[00:26:07] dude that's so i guess this can happen i told apple
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[00:26:28] good i take it on planes all the time backpack is the number one
[00:26:32] i'll tell you what if i let's say it's it's eight
[00:26:36] eight twelve a.m. yeah you can see the north tower out the window
[00:26:41] you know what's about to happen uh-huh you know your life's about you check
[00:26:44] the calendar you said oh shit today's september the 11th
[00:26:48] september 11th 2001 how could i have forgotten you look down you got your
[00:26:51] ridge backpack and you smiled the camera you say at least i have my waterproof
[00:26:56] ridge wallet you to yeah and then that's the end that's the
[00:27:00] end that's it yeah and then it's a black screen yeah and it says what if
[00:27:07] and then and then it fades out again it says ridge wallet ridge wallet and it
[00:27:11] says just it doesn't it says september the other it says ridge wallet just do it
[00:27:16] or that's circumversion it doesn't say never forget it just says the
[00:27:22] september 11th just do it just do it re-9 11th spec
[00:27:29] and then then we see Derek Jeter the captain yeah he's got a tipping the hat
[00:27:34] he's got a bat on his shoulder yeah and he said he said hey
[00:27:43] what's up guys yeah he's like he doesn't even know he's in the commercial hey
[00:27:49] how's it going hey guys and then the commercial ends again
[00:27:52] and it says that's what if ridge wallet just do it yeah so guys go to ridge
[00:27:58] wallet.com you put in promo code com or comtown 20 or sorry
[00:28:03] comtown or comtown 20 and you're gonna get a good deal
[00:28:07] you're gonna get a good break on these products from these guys
[00:28:12] i tell you a rainy day like this all i want to do is sit in my apartment
[00:28:16] and rewatch breaker meringue you love that movie it's a great
[00:28:20] movie dude i actually haven't seen it as the south african i have not seen
[00:28:25] that i cut out coffee i've had no caffeine for like eight days no
[00:28:28] shit i'm trying to make the cocaine feel more powerful
[00:28:31] so i figure i cut the coffee out yeah the first up you get
[00:28:35] is the is your is your 10 a.m bump is my 10 a.m
[00:28:39] bump to play to play dude that is fucking banjo kazooie
[00:28:48] imagine using coke as like for energy like that would be the most
[00:28:54] inefficient and expensive that's what guys didn't like the 20s
[00:28:58] that's what they did that yeah in the 80s on wall street too
[00:29:01] i don't think i don't think people 80s has the reputation of being the coke
[00:29:04] decade but i think it's like no it was it was guys in the
[00:29:08] fucking 20s that went hard they were injecting the shit all day long
[00:29:13] yeah dude that's how froid came up with all his shit yeah
[00:29:16] that's how froid was with his boys and he was like yo fellas yo yo
[00:29:20] yo fellas yo yo yo yo yo yeah he was smoking like 19 cigars a day
[00:29:25] inject cocaine yeah he was like yeah yeah yeah you know what i was thinking
[00:29:30] you know what i was thinking um you know how you know how like we all want to
[00:29:33] fuck our moms you know how only like uh we all want to
[00:29:35] bust inside our moms these boys were like i don't i don't know about that
[00:29:39] dude i don't know about that yeah i don't know i don't know if i do
[00:29:43] it's i guess yeah we all do it's a guy thing yeah
[00:29:46] guy talk guy talk guy talk real talk boys you know how we all want to fuck our
[00:29:49] moms you know how you know how we want to fuck my mom
[00:29:52] yeah it was more like uh why did people accept that as like the basis for
[00:29:57] western thought what cocaine that you want to fuck your mom
[00:30:01] well i was like why are people like that that's that's no one did psychology
[00:30:04] before for it yeah but that's the first idea but we
[00:30:08] we just had to stop there i mean i'm sure people have wrote other
[00:30:11] psychology it's but like that that's the basis for all of it
[00:30:15] i don't know it seems a little gross to me but yeah yeah well it makes sense you
[00:30:19] come out of her pussy you're always moving towards death
[00:30:22] yeah and so you need to square that circle yeah i know i know and i would
[00:30:27] fuck my mom if i can see her again yeah that's a luteur van draw song
[00:30:54] fuck it with my mom yeah it was a weird song yeah
[00:30:58] yeah someone on chamomile too you're on chamomile too dude dude if you're
[00:31:05] fucking Portland changing man chamomile you're a real bitch that's a little
[00:31:09] hibiscus in there too i like chamomile it's really nice does it
[00:31:13] doesn't it make you sleepy maybe i think it does but honestly it's like
[00:31:17] the first week you know just mad headaches and like sleeping all day long
[00:31:22] yeah and then once that fades it's like i have like
[00:31:26] almost no anxiety anymore because i used to just pound coffee all day long
[00:31:31] yeah it makes you fucking crazy yeah makes your heart feel like it's
[00:31:34] gonna explode yeah but also quitting it is fucking
[00:31:37] really hard too yeah well i mean now i'm like eight days out so i'm like
[00:31:41] okay the first three days you feel insane yeah
[00:31:44] now my head hurt a lot yeah and then yeah because just like
[00:31:47] that would i would just be in bed all day long yeah
[00:31:51] but it is no it's like it's a fucking drug yeah it's it's weird because it goes
[00:31:55] from like you don't realize that it used to be that i had anxiety and now i
[00:31:59] just have things that bother me you know what i mean
[00:32:01] i see what you're saying like this shit that's just fucking annoying but you
[00:32:04] can assess it is like yeah that's annoying well there's nothing i can do
[00:32:06] about it true you know yeah it's like you have my apartments
[00:32:10] fucking trash nothing i can do about it right
[00:32:13] i can't change that there's a zen about it yeah yeah
[00:32:17] yeah the zen of doing nothing to improve your life yeah
[00:32:22] pissing in cups because you're too lazy to go to the bathroom yeah do you read
[00:32:26] the zen or the motorcycle i think i did when i was like in 10th grade or
[00:32:31] something yeah i never read it yeah my dad gave it to me
[00:32:34] why a man who's never been on a motorcycle in the entire life
[00:32:38] i know that's not really the whatever but yeah i don't know that's like that's
[00:32:43] like a you know dad's try to be cool a couple times
[00:32:46] like they're like i'm about to blow your mind my dad didn't do that he was just
[00:32:50] like we're watching good fellows we're watching casino that's cool yeah
[00:32:53] that's cool no my dad my dad no books for me he gave me
[00:32:58] dune i remember yeah and i was like this is a great book
[00:33:02] and he's like isn't it great hmm um how about dune with a c yeah
[00:33:08] how about dune with a p dude hmm apparently there's a town called
[00:33:13] poon in india really yeah i love that hey
[00:33:20] what a beautiful day and poons toyota yeah yeah
[00:33:25] poon honda yeah poon that was the joke from years ago i remember that
[00:33:29] on this show on this show back when we were young men
[00:33:33] back when we had the fucking our whole lives ahead of us
[00:33:37] now we're having medical issues and hurtling towards death eternal darkness
[00:33:42] dude you there's this guy funny mom's on monday that
[00:33:45] i'm really sad you missed mwah just blackout drunk
[00:33:49] but like not even disrupting the show just so loving
[00:33:52] anytime you address him he was just like i fucking love this
[00:33:57] he's like oh i love you yeah and he's he's wearing he's wearing a fucking
[00:34:02] miller highlife hat an angry orchard heart cell certie shirt
[00:34:07] and a corona light key layer just all the beer clothes he's wearing beer clothes
[00:34:16] like a crack head wearing like a crack crazy cat a crack you go anywhere else
[00:34:21] in the country you expect to see those people right that makes sense but what
[00:34:25] is that guy doing in in bedford styvocint right what is he doing in
[00:34:30] you made it all the way to new york yeah like i doesn't yeah
[00:34:34] it's wild i'm glad guys like that are here
[00:34:37] it's doing and like doing what i don't like hanging out at like driving
[00:34:41] leaving the city to go hang out at sheets i don't know what yeah i wonder what
[00:34:45] i know he said he just gets drunk dude yeah he's like yeah he's like i fucking
[00:34:50] do it all the time i asked him if he gets pussy he says
[00:34:53] he's like i don't have auto i'm too fucking drunk dude
[00:34:56] he's that he's too drunk for pussy he's a man that guy that guy is the right
[00:35:01] idea honestly he's wearing the clothes of the thing he loves
[00:35:05] the bank's calling me right now what are they saying i don't know it's probably
[00:35:08] bad news they're like hey we lost all your money
[00:35:12] i know we said we already did that but we did it again
[00:35:15] it's like the 20s just wanted to check in and make sure that uh
[00:35:19] it is dude it is funny how just fuck things are now
[00:35:22] what is it but you it's you can get up to a hundred thousand dollars back or
[00:35:27] something with what fdic isn't that what fdic is
[00:35:33] that just means your money it's like the bank goes out of business or something
[00:35:36] then you can get your money back yeah but it's up to a certain number though
[00:35:41] oh really i know it works oh great good cool
[00:35:44] i think so so you know if you have two million dollars i think you get like
[00:35:48] a hundred thousand dollars back i don't know maybe it's more than that
[00:35:52] yeah it might be time to kill a senator not me i don't mean me
[00:35:58] and i'm not suggesting anyone else does it yeah but if it were to happen uh-huh
[00:36:03] yeah i don't understand how anyone could say anything other than well
[00:36:07] about it was about time i mean it's the
[00:36:10] there's these times we live in you know does anybody is anybody's like who
[00:36:16] whose opinions are like broadly represented by
[00:36:20] the government is there any person that's like yeah we i don't want health care
[00:36:25] um on top of that like corporations have tax breaks
[00:36:29] uh also everything just constantly pandering to
[00:36:33] gay stuff and i think there are so i want i want a combination of all of the
[00:36:37] worst aspects of both i think there are those people who
[00:36:40] who the fuck is that i don't get it i think like they talk about like
[00:36:43] people that are like proud to be a monitor yeah like you know because like
[00:36:47] politics is you know i mean they all got to like grease the wheels and play some
[00:36:51] sort of game or whatever that's why everything drifts towards the
[00:36:54] center but like is that the center no it's not like
[00:36:58] but like corporate woke fascists yeah you know yeah i i don't
[00:37:05] i think that we don't know anyone like that but i think that there are
[00:37:09] that is there are a lot of people like that who who
[00:37:13] you know baby boomer dads guys with small business
[00:37:17] small business guys yeah um fucking i don't know
[00:37:24] p upper middle class people i'd say yeah does that sound right i i don't think
[00:37:30] it sounds right at all i think it's like yeah just nakedly like a group of
[00:37:34] people i'm just guessing a group of people making money
[00:37:37] and then for some reason they people vote for them yeah
[00:37:41] i don't know dude who fucking knows i don't know this is me off dude
[00:37:46] as long as i can't get a little slice of the action yeah
[00:37:49] that i'm mad about it so of course i want a couple points on the package
[00:37:52] i want a couple points yeah dude i don't know man i i
[00:37:57] fucking i think we should i think i don't think anyone will ever
[00:38:03] pick up a gun actually there's that one guy that did it when they're red
[00:38:07] baseball oh someone will it'll happen i mean
[00:38:10] i just think there's so much Netflix yeah that doesn't they won't stop it
[00:38:14] you don't think so no i think people can have really
[00:38:18] awful like humiliating live you want just come home we're gonna go
[00:38:23] prediction corner karona's gonna get real bad again
[00:38:26] you think yeah probably you think yeah i think um
[00:38:31] amacron based on nothing comacron mutation i haven't looked at it
[00:38:36] but it would stand it would make sense that like it would get bad
[00:38:39] like to the extent that it was and then
[00:38:43] just nothing would be done about it history history has been to your will
[00:38:48] and a number of occasions yeah nothing's gonna be done about it and i don't
[00:38:55] i don't you know i don't really have it i don't really i'm done with prediction
[00:38:58] i'm too old that shit yeah i don't really know
[00:39:01] now i just i want to know if and will i ever be able to buy a
[00:39:07] fucking house and the answer is no no never no
[00:39:10] no matter what you can move to like the shittiest place in america
[00:39:14] yeah and the houses are like seven hundred thousand million
[00:39:18] it's insane it's fucking insane you could be in the worst place and it's
[00:39:22] yeah six hundred fifty thousand dollars for a one-story two-bedroom and then
[00:39:27] considering that you know like the like interest rates have tripled in the last
[00:39:31] like three months right now those houses are effectively
[00:39:33] they cost you know i don't know the math but like twice as much in the long run
[00:39:38] yeah i don't understand but there has to be a crash eventually
[00:39:42] for real estate i think so no why would there be a crash
[00:39:45] there's no supply demands high as long as demand is high there's never going to
[00:39:48] be a crash it's everyone sitting on the sideline
[00:39:52] saying like well the interest rates grow up that'll drive down demand and then
[00:39:55] then i can seize when the opportunity it's like no that's what we're all saying
[00:39:59] that's everybody yeah the house pricing will not come down
[00:40:03] right they'll continue because that's all the fed has to like
[00:40:06] which also it's like what is even driving inflation it's like half of that is
[00:40:11] just fucking companies raising prices because they know that there's an
[00:40:14] opportunity to do so yeah so the fed is going to just continue
[00:40:18] raising the right i don't know the fucking i don't know all i know is
[00:40:23] it's time to pick up again it's time to kill
[00:40:29] and i'm not going to say it's gonna clock yeah it's gonna clock
[00:40:34] it's fucking gonna clock yeah and uh but but that's all we'll say
[00:40:41] that's all we'll say that's all we'll say and we're not going to encourage anybody
[00:40:44] to do anything but it is gonna clock in fact for the
[00:40:47] record no we can't encourage them to do one thing
[00:40:51] like oh yeah go to bluechoo dot com bluechoo dot com
[00:40:55] folks do you like sex i do do you like uh
[00:41:01] putting it in we're getting it putting you yeah
[00:41:05] i i like that too both of that all that and that's why i like the website bluechoo
[00:41:16] you're looking it up yeah i've been i've been taking a blue
[00:41:19] chew in a while dude i love this guy from the blue
[00:41:21] chew website yeah he's got a cool look you know what's it's he's clearly just a
[00:41:25] guy who was in a just for men and right and they were like let's get this guy
[00:41:29] i've maybe said this before but every like older male model for like
[00:41:34] for like boner pills or whatever you can't tell if he's a democrat or a
[00:41:38] republican right they cast like a guy that could be
[00:41:41] either yeah they're like who could who could like appeal to all yeah
[00:41:46] vaguely ethnic yeah he maybe he's not a tarranian yeah he's got dark eyebrows
[00:41:51] maybe yeah exactly all of skin but maybe he's white you know yeah if he's like
[00:41:56] spanish then he's probably democrat atalian
[00:41:59] atalian he's a good finder like a republican finance guy no no they don't
[00:42:04] let them on wall street yeah they do what are you talking about they let them
[00:42:07] they let the warms on the source how you doing my name is michael dave
[00:42:11] jino i work at city bank and uh i'm here i'm here to create
[00:42:16] opportunities for you and your wealth in your retirement no they let them be
[00:42:19] bank tellers oh yeah i don't know fuck them though
[00:42:22] anyway guys they had a guy they got a chase once it was like i went in
[00:42:26] just some like you know some like bro dude they worked at chase
[00:42:30] i was like yeah i got the sapphire reserve card he's like yeah the card's
[00:42:33] clutch that card's absolutely clutch for travel
[00:42:36] that card is fucking money dude yeah sure is clutch for travel uh
[00:42:43] all right anyway guys listen they have multiple plans right
[00:42:46] where you can order syldenophil or to dalaphil
[00:42:50] which one do you take Adam i think syldenophil is at the syalis that's the
[00:42:55] one i have no i think i have the viagra i don't
[00:42:58] want to have i don't want my dictate you know what when you take the syalis
[00:43:02] when you fuck the night before and then you wake up and your boner like
[00:43:05] you wake up rock hard well i wake up hard every day but like
[00:43:09] harder than a pea boner and it's like kind of a little painful
[00:43:13] from my experience yeah so i like to just uh hit it and quit it
[00:43:20] i like to nut it and and fuck it um anyway guys they have different strength
[00:43:25] plans and they have different amounts that you can order let's say i want to
[00:43:29] get the pro plan which is 34 45 milligrams syldenophil
[00:43:36] chewables and and that is only 120 dollars so that
[00:43:43] means you can get 34 pills for your dick
[00:43:48] hold on let me see let's see let's yes you could get the highest strength
[00:43:55] uh syldenophil 34 of them which means you can use them every single day and
[00:44:01] sometime and one of the days you could use them four times in the in a day
[00:44:06] and you get them at 45 milligram strength which means that your dick is going to
[00:44:10] be literally it's going to be vibrating it's going to be
[00:44:13] angry you're gonna have an angry ass boner
[00:44:18] uh folks what else 40 percent of americans agree that it's hard to take
[00:44:24] pills do you hear that again 40 percent for me it's hard to take pills too i
[00:44:29] have to take most of them as suppositories i don't like swallowing pills do you
[00:44:32] know that so uh blue chew provides a chewable
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[00:45:04] uh what else do we have to say about this thing
[00:45:08] uh fucking though anyway guys go to bluetooth.com promo code comtown or com
[00:45:12] ton 20. comtown and you get your first fucking month
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[00:45:22] you just pay five dollar shipping for your first month
[00:45:25] and you get a boners from these pills or chewable tablets
[00:45:30] all right thank you now let's back back to the show
[00:45:33] and back to the show i got a piss real bad
[00:45:36] well we do uh this is coming out tonight uh
[00:45:40] probably yeah we're doing this so i'm a carolines all weekend
[00:45:44] they added a sunday show before the show is sold out so there's still
[00:45:47] tickets available for each one of the nights but come out thursday preferably
[00:45:53] i think i'll have kenny feature actually because
[00:45:56] nad kenny the forest because man dude i see nobody else can do everybody's
[00:46:01] fucking going did you hit him up funny mums did uh he did funny mums i'm
[00:46:05] i knew it was great yeah yeah yeah um yeah so kenny will be there and then you
[00:46:10] want to do the rest of the weekend on thursday no friday through sunday i
[00:46:14] can yeah i can come friday through sunday well there you go that's the show
[00:46:17] so i will be there too guys so if you guys are planning on detonating a vest and
[00:46:23] taking both of us out we will be in the same room do it in washington folks
[00:46:28] not not no more no more mall shootings no more schools or malls yeah
[00:46:34] we're taking it to the streets okay yep as michael mcdonald would say
[00:46:40] taking it to the streets we are taking it to the streets the anthem of the
[00:46:43] black lodge matter movement the dooey brothers taking it to the streets
[00:46:51] black entertainer michael mcdonald the the the original hood passer
[00:46:58] anyway what else is going on dude i don't fucking know i don't pay attention
[00:47:02] how about michael mcdonald trump okay let's hear that yeah yeah
[00:47:06] we're taking it to the streets that's it folks that's it folks
[00:47:13] we're gonna they got streets we're taking it there
[00:47:16] we're taking it to the streets who's on the streets folks there's a lot of
[00:47:20] streets we can take a lot of streets a lot of black people on the streets
[00:47:32] damn yeah i'm think i might get back in the corona stuff
[00:47:36] really yeah because you were really into it for a while
[00:47:39] i don't know why not oh also folks just so you know um you can go to adamphieland.com
[00:47:46] slash shop and we still have a lot we still have some of the steve shirts left most of
[00:47:53] i think almost every bush shirt besides a small in one of the colors also if you're a fan of the
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[00:48:11] comtown subscribe for the next six months you can get the premium episodes before this show ends
[00:48:17] all right let's see what else um let's check the news let's say promo code comtown or comptown
[00:48:25] or comptown for both ridge wallet and bluechoo that is correct
[00:48:42] so you didn't see this damn elvis movie yeah i was gonna take my dad to see it he wants to see it
[00:48:51] he's like yeah have you seen anything about this new elvis movie is he excited yeah
[00:48:58] no no you know that kid lights camera jackson you're good your parents your dad gets old and he turns
[00:49:03] into like a like a lame toddler and you have to just be like a parent to them yeah you know
[00:49:10] take them to a ballgame put a little cap on that even dude like the fucking train museum or the
[00:49:14] baz worm and elvis movie it's like god damn whatever makes him happy no it's nice that's kind of you
[00:49:22] know they we were we were their toddlers once dude elvis was hilarious it's crazy he was like he was
[00:49:28] a wicker dude he was one of the original wicker he wasn't even a wicker he was like he was like
[00:49:32] you know those kids that are like tap dancing or whatever no he was back in Memphis chilling with
[00:49:38] the brothers no he was like an autistic kid he was like a wear suits to school kind of kid
[00:49:43] that's what elvis was people are like he's not a wicker at all
[00:49:47] dude that i can't wait to see this movie man it's gonna be so good it's yeah it's gonna be terrible
[00:49:54] but yeah i like what's the funniest part about elvis is that like Nixon recruited him to be like
[00:49:59] the face of the anti drug movement yeah he was just like he's not so many pills yeah like a living
[00:50:08] pharmacist yeah yeah he did the donsym sin move dude he died on the toilet mm-hmm dude he's the
[00:50:14] fucking best man mm-hmm i love elvis yeah what it what um i got it yeah
[00:50:22] what was i gonna say i forgot to oh god um looks like uh
[00:50:33] looks like mayor eric adam's way up to checkered checkered flag to bulldoze over a hundred illegal
[00:50:40] dirt bikes today you see that uh no i didn't yeah so next time you're thinking about driving a
[00:50:49] fucking dirt biker and all terrain vehicle get ready for the new york police department to take
[00:50:54] that shit away from you honestly those kids do really zoom around it's scary yeah i i'm i get
[00:51:02] really worried about uh motorcycles too dangerous no reason to do it folks
[00:51:09] what are you texting about bro i'm not i'm looking at tiktok what's on tiktok nothing i hate tiktok
[00:51:15] i'm gonna hand i i gotta hand that account off also i gotta clean my fucking apartment that's all i
[00:51:21] gotta do really clean my apartment take you out a way to get rid of the phone entirely
[00:51:27] just do these weekends phone it in this is a side of people take pictures
[00:51:33] those crews out the end of the show eric adam's destroyed all these dirt bikes moved to japan
[00:51:40] eric adam's destroyed all these dirt bikes and some kind of responded which these had been
[00:51:44] donated to the ukraine instead of being wastefully destroyed to do what to scare off the russian
[00:51:56] what a fad that's so funny it's so funny to make everything about ukraine i gotta well it's so
[00:52:03] funny to be the guys i'm gonna make that my personal i don't know it's like the same people
[00:52:07] that like fucking like they got into like a fever pitch over blm and then forgot about it
[00:52:13] or the same folks doing the same thing with ukraine and it's like they're gonna forget about that too
[00:52:17] what do you think the next thing is gonna be
[00:52:21] uh after that so blm ukraine because it's wild you couldn't have predicted that if you went back
[00:52:27] this june 2020 oh we wouldn't and all the people with the black squares you'd be like look i know
[00:52:31] you really care about this now but i promise you in two years you won't and your big thing is
[00:52:36] gonna be the ukraine that we have to give illegal dirt bikes we need to send nuclear weapons to
[00:52:41] ukraine yeah we gotta give them nukes and dirt bikes maybe like that's there's no way that's true
[00:52:46] and i'm like all it's gonna take is one post from chelsey handler it's crazy
[00:52:54] if they were too dangerous for the usa they are too dangerous for ukraine in fact we should be
[00:52:59] banning guns in ukraine too oh i think this is a joke oh we got we got trolled what happened it's
[00:53:09] not a real thing it's not a real thing oh they got saying that just said it was fake oh damn
[00:53:18] those are gonna picture the matthew perry the other day fat fat fat you perry it's skinny it's
[00:53:24] so fun there's one season of fucking what there's i've i've just if you google his name there's like
[00:53:29] all these tabloids come up there's one i couldn't see it but it's like it's a picture of him looking
[00:53:33] like dog shit yeah coming out of his house after like you know another fucking like tylenol bender
[00:53:38] whatever the fuck his problem is and it comes out but then the inset in the photo is like they've
[00:53:43] zoomed in on his fingernails and it's like look how shitty his face it's like no wonder this guy's
[00:53:49] just killing himself with drug can you imagine that you fucking like you have nothing to live
[00:53:53] for anymore you're just a fucking pillhead and you just you're trying to get us to go buy some milk
[00:53:58] and people are like look at his shoes because you made the mistake i'm trying to fucking get a
[00:54:05] little bit of vitamin d and go get a croissant or whatever he wanted to do that's so funny yeah
[00:54:11] you know what that guy needs is some friends yeah you know i'd say maybe three girls three guys
[00:54:20] i think you know living in the where they live upper west side yeah they're also all like 28
[00:54:27] and they all wear suits every day yeah they used to be being a man yeah wait who in friend oh friends
[00:54:35] yeah um they rarely wear suits no they all go to work they're wearing suits all the guys do all the
[00:54:41] fellows do except for well they had office jobs well not not the actor don't people still wear suits
[00:54:46] with office jobs i don't know i don't think so i've never had an office job in my life they
[00:54:52] didn't wear suits on the fucking closest thing was a car dealership and i guess that's technically an
[00:54:57] office but it was a double wide trailer car dealerships when you you were you were golf close you know
[00:55:04] you were a certain tie i wear you had to wear a certain tie yeah yeah yeah you didn't wear like a
[00:55:09] pants just a shirt and tie and the big socks with the like the you know with the uh businessman the
[00:55:16] businessman about the cheat on his wife look what are those socks that have like a belt on them
[00:55:21] it's a really inefficient way to have socks yeah like the was it because the elastic hadn't been
[00:55:26] yeah yeah yeah so they built something yes if you used to dress really fucking stupid
[00:55:35] that's really funny yeah yeah well i hope the whole world last here at cock out toyota
[00:55:42] we have the lowest prices i hope the world ends for my sake yeah you know because i'm tired
[00:55:47] i'm tired that's why i want things to end so you can finally take a nap so i can take a fucking break
[00:55:55] we're gonna help i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm the next six months my goal i'm gonna help you build the
[00:56:00] adam fredland show yeah it's gonna we're gonna get a big dude gonna get the adam fredland show
[00:56:04] send you off take the training wheels off watch you go down the street and me i'm off the find my
[00:56:11] own pocohanas in an island somewhere yeah some some titty with big saggy ass droopy ass island type
[00:56:19] titties yeah yeah some nipples below the waist type of bitch yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna paint with
[00:56:26] all the colors of the wind yeah you know what i mean i'm gonna bust with all the colors
[00:56:31] in her ass i have to piss so bad i hate having to run out the clock on this show oh yeah just go
[00:56:37] to bathroom no no dude how many minutes do we have left on this i don't know who gives a
[00:56:44] who gives a point it's your show dude it's not my show man it's the adam fredland show that's not
[00:56:49] what it is you know you know i'm retired you know i'm tired you know i'm not i'm not
[00:56:54] i'm not rif city like i used to be you are dude you know i'm not i don't have an
[00:56:58] image we had a good riff about how native american women who were probably raped by white men uh
[00:57:04] mmm wanted cock that's how you get that's how you get on the money that's how you get on the day and
[00:57:11] money yeah um what else what these are ax bars they're from they have my cusco i might go to cusco
[00:57:21] and pick some of these up yeah they're pretty good they're pretty good no bullshit yeah they don't
[00:57:26] fucking bullshit with you yeah no a no bullshit cliff bar yeah they tell you what's in it and that's
[00:57:32] all that's in it yeah they're like you know 12 nuts one banana i don't know whatever the
[00:57:40] fucking says dates peanuts egg whites chocolate natural flavor sea salt cocoa it's pretty nice right
[00:57:47] yeah not bad it kind of looks like a little flat piece of shit a little turd it does look like poo
[00:57:53] poo yeah maybe i should just we'll be able to market poo poo maybe i should just get into eating
[00:58:00] shit that's my next house okay cuz i started eating eating shit yep that's when i started the
[00:58:13] eating shit period of my life mmm i got a stick to a period in fo-marshall eating your own shit is
[00:58:20] it possible yes for the first time ever for 1295 every two weeks you can learn this shit eating
[00:58:29] system eating your own shit every day that's i mean that is really all like health stuff is
[00:58:38] right is every couple if you turn on like a health nut which i am i mean i was always bound
[00:58:42] to be like that i know you got you guys always had me pegged as being like a plastic surgery
[00:58:46] guy that's never gonna happen but i'm definitely gonna be like uh no i never saw you as a plastic
[00:58:50] surgery i'll i will definitely be like a vitamin shop fucking like yeah weighing like 70 pounds
[00:58:57] that kind of don't want power walks and taking just massive amounts of vitamins yeah yeah that's
[00:59:02] the end of the road for me a supplement guy yeah the um i've never felt better in my life yeah you
[00:59:08] know there's a term for it and it's it's like the anorexia for men it's orthorexia that's where
[00:59:14] it's like a fear of unhealthy foods yeah they get really into vitamins yeah but then then i'll have
[00:59:20] the flip then it's like one month a year i completely fall off the fucking wagon you start eating
[00:59:25] shit yeah not even eating shit i'll just go and check into a motel and kill myself with drugs
[00:59:32] i'll probably put a little we'll add a little uh little spice to life i guess we call it all right
[00:59:40] folks i know who i want to take me home that's close enough again you want more the adam free
[00:59:45] link no it's not it's what okay fine patreon.com slash com slash com town check me out carolines
[00:59:53] this weekend we'll have a good time adamfeline.com slash shop for shirts i shop for shirts and i
[01:00:00] had a falling out with the new print shop i gotta figure i might have nick rocherford hand drill
[01:00:04] distribution do do with my boy dude do him a sammy okay all right i'll put you in touch but then i'll
[01:00:08] tell you what i'll sell i'll sell the remainder of those fucking arreal monster shirts and once
[01:00:13] those go get all designed in once all right all right all right all right