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Ep. 42 - Will Smith Menaker

Cum Town | Regular | 03/09/2017

[00:00:00] We're starting this one off mid conversation.
[00:00:03] Will Big Dick Willmanneker is back?
[00:00:05] Yeah.
[00:00:06] Big thick dick.
[00:00:07] Yeah.
[00:00:08] Wide dick.
[00:00:09] That's the irliteration.
[00:00:10] It's the girl.
[00:00:11] Big dick.
[00:00:12] Yeah.
[00:00:13] It counts.
[00:00:14] Will she go rhyming or alliteration?
[00:00:15] Should it be Wide Dick Will?
[00:00:16] It's Billy.
[00:00:17] It's Billy?
[00:00:18] Yeah.
[00:00:19] Big thick dick bill.
[00:00:20] Alright, Billy.
[00:00:21] Wide dick Billy, dude.
[00:00:22] We saw you out into a conversation.
[00:00:24] I was telling Will we were watching one of the holodeck episodes of Star Trek Next Generation
[00:00:28] last night.
[00:00:29] And then we saw you in the sexy ass little, that Greek, that Greek one with the nice juicy
[00:00:32] kitty kitty.
[00:00:33] She's an every episode.
[00:00:34] He's a marketing a searstress.
[00:00:35] Yeah.
[00:00:36] You guys counselor Troy?
[00:00:37] Yeah.
[00:00:38] He was not familiar with counselor Troy.
[00:00:39] No, I did.
[00:00:40] I missed a lot of that.
[00:00:41] She is, you know, she's the empath.
[00:00:44] Yeah.
[00:00:45] She gets to dress sexy and just be like a therapist.
[00:00:47] Well, yeah.
[00:00:48] I love this.
[00:00:49] Her character was created to explain empathy to the fucking autistic neurons.
[00:00:54] They're like, what do you mean caring about other people?
[00:00:57] They're like, well, she's an alien.
[00:00:58] They're like, oh, I guess she has an alien ability to discern people's moods and emotions.
[00:01:03] They had to create an other world character to explain that.
[00:01:09] And she had to have juicy ass titties for them to pay attention to.
[00:01:11] Well, that's what she used to feel there.
[00:01:13] Every Star Trek iteration has like the sexy woman.
[00:01:17] Sure.
[00:01:18] And they fucked up.
[00:01:19] I think we mentioned this on the show before, but when they did Voyager, they were like,
[00:01:22] we're not going to do that this time.
[00:01:23] We have a female captain.
[00:01:25] Taurus is like kind of hot, but in like a spicy Latino way.
[00:01:28] She's like the fucking hoop earring cling on.
[00:01:33] She's half cling on.
[00:01:34] She's half cling on with that.
[00:01:35] She's all cling on with that.
[00:01:36] Be like, that's too much.
[00:01:37] Well, that's her name is.
[00:01:38] I always thought she was more of a Taurus.
[00:01:40] She's half Puerto Rican, half cling on with Jesus Christ.
[00:01:43] Oh, boy.
[00:01:44] You know what?
[00:01:45] Honestly, I think that might be real.
[00:01:46] I think there's women like that in the Bronx that are legitimately half cling on.
[00:01:49] That's fucked up foreheads.
[00:01:51] Yeah.
[00:01:52] They do honor killings.
[00:01:53] I got a Fissel Warp Drive.
[00:01:55] I don't have properties.
[00:01:56] No, but then the ratings are down.
[00:01:59] So then they just invented that whole cloth, the sexy robot.
[00:02:02] Yeah.
[00:02:03] The sexy boy.
[00:02:04] Yeah.
[00:02:05] Yeah.
[00:02:06] We've talked about her on how much so hot, which then she's insanely hot because she
[00:02:10] did so well for Voyager.
[00:02:11] They added her onto other shows on UPN.
[00:02:14] They had Jerry Ryan episode with Jerry Ryan on Sentinel.
[00:02:18] She was on Boston public too.
[00:02:19] She was on Boston public, but that was Fox.
[00:02:21] She was on the Waynes Brothers show.
[00:02:22] Yeah, they would add Jerry Ryan on her shows.
[00:02:24] She's like digression the actress, Jerry Ryan.
[00:02:27] Was married to the Congress.
[00:02:28] She was married to a Republican congressman from Illinois, I think.
[00:02:31] Who took her to sex clubs?
[00:02:32] Yes.
[00:02:33] Yes.
[00:02:34] They got divorced because he took her to like some sort of sex club in Paris and like
[00:02:37] made her do things so uncomfortable with him.
[00:02:40] That sucks, Jerry.
[00:02:41] I don't know.
[00:02:42] Jerry, if you're listening, I know you are.
[00:02:43] I'd never treat you that way.
[00:02:45] She's probably so fine.
[00:02:46] I love to.
[00:02:47] The way they stereotype the sexless Asian and Sink him into being like falling over
[00:02:52] his dick for the robot character.
[00:02:54] But do you troll him on Twitter once?
[00:02:59] I did.
[00:03:00] Yeah, I got into a big argument with Garrett Wang, the guy that plays Ensign Kim.
[00:03:08] Because I was explaining to him, I was like, well, you know, I was like, I asked him, I
[00:03:13] was like, is space China different than regular China?
[00:03:16] And he was like, what do you mean?
[00:03:18] I'm like, in the Star Trek universe, space China that Ensign Kim comes from.
[00:03:22] And he like, God, added me.
[00:03:24] And he's like, Ensign Kim is Korean.
[00:03:26] And I was like, he most certainly is not.
[00:03:29] I know for a fact that Ensign Kim is not a Korean character.
[00:03:33] Kim is a Korean name, but that's because the writers didn't give a shit.
[00:03:36] They just named the Chinese guy Kim.
[00:03:38] And he was like, Kim is a, you know, a Korean surname.
[00:03:41] And I was like, again, the characters not.
[00:03:44] And then I went through YouTube and I actually found a video of Garrett Wang at a Star Trek
[00:03:50] convention panel explaining that Ensign Kim is Chinese and that the writers gave him
[00:03:56] the wrong name.
[00:03:57] And I was like, yeah, well, here's you fucking son of a such a good.
[00:04:00] He was like, what's your problem?
[00:04:03] But honestly, he's right.
[00:04:06] What is your problem?
[00:04:08] Who fucking who does all that research to troll Ensign Kim or whatever is going to happen
[00:04:13] to know that Garrett Wang, which by the way, Garrett Wang, hilarious name.
[00:04:18] Yeah, no, I used to ask him about Gates McFadden.
[00:04:20] And if she was like, OK, because her Twitter is pretty fucking crazy, she is a doll of
[00:04:26] herself as like Dr. Crusher.
[00:04:29] Crusher that she plays with.
[00:04:31] Crusher could get it too.
[00:04:33] She's fired.
[00:04:34] Yeah.
[00:04:35] She was.
[00:04:36] Well, the original hook for this was how Star Trek, the writers of basically every one
[00:04:43] of the Star Trek series like wrong so much out of the holodeck.
[00:04:47] And then like at least every season there would be one all holodeck episode that were
[00:04:52] always miserable.
[00:04:54] Yeah.
[00:04:55] Just terrible everywhere.
[00:04:56] They got this because they got lazy about writing space shit.
[00:04:59] So they were like, ah, fucking, let's just write Maltese Falcon.
[00:05:01] Oh, the exit button got broken.
[00:05:03] Yeah.
[00:05:04] It's going to.
[00:05:05] And you know what?
[00:05:06] It's lazy writing because all of the characters are these like God characters where it doesn't
[00:05:11] matter how the story progresses because they always know they can leave the holodeck.
[00:05:14] Right.
[00:05:15] And then like, you know, the conceit of this one was that there's some, you know, like
[00:05:20] Jade Monkey or whatever that this mob boss needs.
[00:05:23] And Picard is like the private eye that has access to it.
[00:05:27] But they never have to address any part of that story because Picard's like, they think
[00:05:30] I have something they need.
[00:05:32] Isn't that funny?
[00:05:33] Well, there was, there was ones where they're laughing when the guy gets shot.
[00:05:36] Oh, yeah.
[00:05:37] Which by the way, they go, ah, we've brought along our fiction officer and it's like,
[00:05:42] so that guy's just going to be dead.
[00:05:43] Yeah, you're never going to see him again.
[00:05:46] Well, there was one where, ah, we're data kept doing, ah, holodeck scenarios where he
[00:05:51] would play as a like Sherlock Holmes or something.
[00:05:54] And again, this is sort of like a shout out to the show's fan base of like, you know,
[00:05:58] using games to teach you about literature.
[00:06:00] Yeah.
[00:06:01] But like it was like some conceit, the conceit of that episode is that like again, they get
[00:06:06] stuck in the holodeck and they go through some sort of, ah, cosmic radiation and it makes
[00:06:12] the Moriarty character self aware and deadly and like, actually kill you in the holodeck.
[00:06:17] Yeah.
[00:06:18] And again, just like don't have a holodeck.
[00:06:20] Yeah.
[00:06:21] Yeah.
[00:06:22] No, the only time it was actually useful, I think was like an on Voyager with the two
[00:06:25] VOC Pawn Farr episode where you like, you know, the Vulcans, they have to fuck.
[00:06:30] They can only fuck every seven years, but they have to fuck or they dog.
[00:06:34] Or they just go insane.
[00:06:35] They just go fucking crazy.
[00:06:37] That's me.
[00:06:38] Yeah. So like seven year nut just builds up and they're brain.
[00:06:43] Yeah.
[00:06:44] Yeah.
[00:06:45] Their balls must be so heavy on like day a year six.
[00:06:48] Wait, wait, was the black Vulcan Vulcans are yeah, Vulcans are no FAP, ah, you know,
[00:06:54] save it to mayor.
[00:06:55] Gorilla Maris.
[00:06:56] Yeah.
[00:06:57] They're sure.
[00:06:58] Yeah.
[00:06:59] The real mindset guys, but then they have very logical breaking point of seven years
[00:07:01] because you can't, you know, ah, be no FAP that long.
[00:07:05] So but in Voyager, the, the idea behind the show is that they get trapped in the Delta
[00:07:10] quadrant.
[00:07:11] So there's so far away from anyone they've ever seen before.
[00:07:14] And so they hit the seven year mark and there's no one for two VOC to fuck.
[00:07:17] So they have to just let him fuck in the holiday.
[00:07:21] And I love, I love, I always like, cause you know, I mean, it's a room that it's a hologram,
[00:07:26] right?
[00:07:27] And then they have enough ability to manipulate the physics of the holograms that you can
[00:07:31] touch the hologram.
[00:07:32] That's sure.
[00:07:33] And it's actually stuff.
[00:07:34] Oh, it's brilliant.
[00:07:35] And the hologram isn't made out of whatever substrate material that the hologram creates.
[00:07:40] So if you're, I'm, all I'm saying is there's got to be just buckets of calm.
[00:07:45] Yeah.
[00:07:46] Yeah.
[00:07:47] The floors are cake.
[00:07:48] Yeah.
[00:07:49] Like there's, there's some like, you know, a star fleet ensign, like the Wil Wheaton character,
[00:07:52] like part of his duty would be actually just like mopping down.
[00:07:55] Yeah.
[00:07:56] Like fucking Travis Bickle's cab.
[00:07:57] Well, well, it's such a perfect good boy on the show that he actually lives solely off
[00:08:02] his own home.
[00:08:05] He's like 100% celestial being.
[00:08:06] He's a good, he's good boy.
[00:08:07] He's touched with the universe.
[00:08:08] I like the idea that there's some kind of video feed without the hologram.
[00:08:13] So you just see the guy fucking in space.
[00:08:16] Like in air.
[00:08:17] You just see like his dick fucking pumping and there's no pussy around it.
[00:08:21] Yeah.
[00:08:22] You see it.
[00:08:23] I want to see that shit.
[00:08:24] You know, I see the feed, the uncut feed without the holograms.
[00:08:27] Yeah.
[00:08:28] Just wearing a Sherlock Holmes outfit.
[00:08:29] Yeah.
[00:08:30] He's still in costume with his dick out.
[00:08:32] Yeah.
[00:08:33] Yeah.
[00:08:34] And I love too that the dumb shit that they're obsessed with in the, the holodeck is always
[00:08:38] things that baby boomers like.
[00:08:40] Yeah.
[00:08:41] Like the idea that in the year 2630 that somebody's, Tom Paris on Voyager, he's always
[00:08:47] working on a Camaro.
[00:08:48] Like a 1970 Camaro and then fucking.
[00:08:51] That's sort of like the equivalent of nowadays like hobbyists build their own trebuchet.
[00:08:55] Yeah.
[00:08:56] I'm opening a manuscript.
[00:08:57] Yeah.
[00:08:58] Yeah.
[00:08:59] Yeah.
[00:09:00] I feel like being interested in it as a part of history, right?
[00:09:02] Cause he's like, he's like, this thing, man, it's got fucking 240, a horse power at the
[00:09:07] wheels.
[00:09:08] And it's like, you're literally traveling faster than light to a different galaxy.
[00:09:12] Yeah.
[00:09:13] You're getting moon pussy left and right, my man.
[00:09:15] You care about a fucking horse power.
[00:09:18] Yeah.
[00:09:19] Well, the, the one iteration, a, a star trek that I thought, sort of, did the most or
[00:09:24] at least acknowledged that the, the, the holodeck would mainly be used for pornography and just
[00:09:31] jacking off is a deep space.
[00:09:33] Not deep space.
[00:09:34] Because the only good star, that's my favorite, a series, but like, like Quark's bar, he's
[00:09:39] always like renting out the holodeck, but it's true that he's just like a sleazy, like
[00:09:42] fleshmonger.
[00:09:43] Yeah.
[00:09:44] Well, the fringies are Jewish.
[00:09:46] Yeah.
[00:09:47] It's a little while to just be like, ah, let's just do a Jewish.
[00:09:50] And then they went all out.
[00:09:53] Like the nose would be too obvious to give them a giant ears.
[00:09:57] So we're gonna be here.
[00:09:58] I don't know about that.
[00:10:01] Oh, fuck.
[00:10:03] Anything, anything can be had for a price.
[00:10:07] Gold press platinum.
[00:10:08] They're so ghoulish.
[00:10:09] Oh, yeah.
[00:10:10] They were into coins and stuff.
[00:10:11] They loved gold coins.
[00:10:12] Yeah.
[00:10:13] They were doing seriously though.
[00:10:14] They really, they were obsessed with gold coins.
[00:10:17] Yeah.
[00:10:18] They play, you do a spin and the spinning top game to win the gold coins.
[00:10:21] The sexy girl on DS9 was like pretty, Dax was like pretty moderate.
[00:10:26] And she was probably the hottest of all the Star Trek women.
[00:10:28] Dax?
[00:10:29] Yeah, definitely.
[00:10:30] Yeah.
[00:10:31] And the captain was Obama.
[00:10:32] Yeah, the captain was Obama.
[00:10:33] And who was old friends with Dax?
[00:10:35] So they had this weird homosexual relationship.
[00:10:37] Well, the conceit with Dax is that she is like a hybrid of like a, like, like, like,
[00:10:43] she like looks like basically like a human woman with some like freckles on the side.
[00:10:47] Yeah.
[00:10:48] And she is host to this like alien worm that contains the memories of all of her, all
[00:10:54] of its past hosts.
[00:10:55] Yeah.
[00:10:56] So she's like an amalgam of like 10 or 12 different people's life experiences.
[00:11:00] And Cisco was boys with whoever that worm infected like.
[00:11:04] Oh, shit.
[00:11:05] So this basically Dax is a woman that got herpes from Cisco's friend.
[00:11:09] He's like, good to see you old man.
[00:11:13] He calls her old man all the time.
[00:11:15] Yeah.
[00:11:16] Does that mean she knows how to fuck so good?
[00:11:18] She's like, she knows how to suck one.
[00:11:21] Yeah.
[00:11:22] Guys know what guys like.
[00:11:24] Yeah.
[00:11:25] That's why it's called Deep Space Nine.
[00:11:27] Yeah.
[00:11:28] Dax is like, we said the only way.
[00:11:31] We definitely said Dax suck nine the first time we talked about.
[00:11:38] Yes.
[00:11:39] Nine.
[00:11:40] That's a good show.
[00:11:41] I was like, I didn't know that, uh, Odo, I found out recently, because I don't remember
[00:11:45] seeing it on the show that he just sleeps in a bucket.
[00:11:48] Yeah.
[00:11:49] He just turns back into like a bucket of calm.
[00:11:50] Oh, yeah.
[00:11:51] Yeah.
[00:11:52] Hell yeah.
[00:11:53] Which is so disgusting.
[00:11:54] Yeah.
[00:11:55] My girlfriend is watching some fucking show that's like horny Harry Potter right now.
[00:11:58] So we're called the magicians.
[00:12:00] Okay.
[00:12:01] Hell yeah.
[00:12:02] And I've been like in it because I don't give a shit about anything.
[00:12:03] But it's like, you know, it's fucking they're like, it's some fucking kid with his stupid
[00:12:08] emo haircut.
[00:12:09] And then he finds out he's a wizard for real.
[00:12:11] You know, literally they just stole.
[00:12:13] Yeah.
[00:12:14] You know, but he's like 19 or whatever.
[00:12:17] He's got an email haircut and a messenger bag and like a fucking colorful tie.
[00:12:20] You know, like, he rides a longboard to work.
[00:12:23] Yeah.
[00:12:24] And I guess I like, I, I caught an episode she was watching the other day and she's like,
[00:12:29] well, now they're in the magical world from the books.
[00:12:32] And it's like, okay, I guess this is, it's very similar to Harry Potter, the same thing.
[00:12:36] But then they visit this like goat character, this homosexual goat character, like a pan
[00:12:42] figure.
[00:12:43] It's supposed to be a God that created this magic world.
[00:12:47] And I'm like half paying attention.
[00:12:49] And he hands a cup of his cum.
[00:12:51] What?
[00:12:52] To the magicians.
[00:12:54] I'm like, is it what the, is that just his cum?
[00:12:57] She's like, yeah, she's like, it like makes sense in the story.
[00:13:01] What?
[00:13:02] They all just have to take a sip or something.
[00:13:05] They give it to the fucking girl who's supposed to be the hero and she has to drink his cum.
[00:13:09] What?
[00:13:10] It's literally his cum.
[00:13:11] It's like he beats off.
[00:13:12] And they fucking had the props department create a jar of cum.
[00:13:15] It looks like cum.
[00:13:16] It does.
[00:13:17] Yes, it looks like cum and she has to drink the jar.
[00:13:20] It's magic, so it tastes like frosting.
[00:13:22] Yeah.
[00:13:23] And it's, well, yeah, it's like, it's supposed to be a fluffy to bake higher slayer.
[00:13:27] There's a cum drinking element, which I guess you were supposed to assume that British scientist
[00:13:32] that was helping Buffy was doing anyway.
[00:13:34] Yeah.
[00:13:35] He was sneaking his cum.
[00:13:36] Oh, yeah.
[00:13:37] Like that dentist that definitely.
[00:13:38] Sorry.
[00:13:39] I was busy reading about a demon from 500 years ago.
[00:13:47] Were you applying this to your skin?
[00:13:50] No, actually I never got into Buffy.
[00:13:52] I really don't give a shit about Joss Whedon at all.
[00:13:54] Yeah.
[00:13:55] I never watched it.
[00:13:57] But I wasn't really into Buffy, but that guy, Angel, the woman he fucked David Boryannus.
[00:14:02] David Boryannus is Angel.
[00:14:03] Yeah, but he is girlfriend David boring.
[00:14:05] I got a boring anus.
[00:14:10] He got no wrinkles.
[00:14:12] Looks like a little cheerio.
[00:14:15] That's kind of a cute ass.
[00:14:16] Yeah.
[00:14:17] That doesn't sound boring at all.
[00:14:18] You have some fun with that.
[00:14:20] No, charisma carpenter who played someone in that shit.
[00:14:25] Oh boy, did I beat off to her big mother fucking thing.
[00:14:29] She was unbelievable.
[00:14:30] Well, Alison Hennigan became hot from American Pie because for some reason, everyone interpreted
[00:14:35] that real life, she put a flute in her pussy.
[00:14:38] Yeah.
[00:14:39] Does not make you hot.
[00:14:40] I know it makes you weird.
[00:14:41] It makes you weird.
[00:14:42] I don't know.
[00:14:43] I think that's pretty cool.
[00:14:45] Would I imagine that that's very pleasurable.
[00:14:46] No, it's all knobbying shit.
[00:14:48] It's like it's all fucking like, yeah, it's this cold piece of metal that's like thin
[00:14:51] and green.
[00:14:52] Yeah, go to Spencer's.
[00:14:53] Get a dildo.
[00:14:54] They're all over the place.
[00:14:56] Maybe you suck a flute in your asshole.
[00:14:58] Maybe that would be a little bit tight.
[00:15:00] Yeah.
[00:15:01] How did it feel?
[00:15:02] Well, I just love that Jason was a flute character in that movie.
[00:15:05] Wait, do you have a pussy?
[00:15:08] Yeah.
[00:15:09] That would be suck.
[00:15:10] That would be, also very bad.
[00:15:13] What's the...
[00:15:14] Because yeah, he tries to fuck the hot girl, but he comes too quick.
[00:15:16] Yeah.
[00:15:17] Or he can't get hard.
[00:15:18] What is it?
[00:15:19] He just costs him a little bit.
[00:15:20] He comes in his pants.
[00:15:21] That's a win.
[00:15:22] That's why Duncan's hurt.
[00:15:23] That's sex.
[00:15:24] He fucked her.
[00:15:25] He doesn't have his pants on Skype in front of his whole school.
[00:15:28] Which is what...
[00:15:29] That technology did not exist, but...
[00:15:31] Yeah, it barely works now.
[00:15:33] They're like, he's video conferencing with the entire school.
[00:15:37] Also, why would you ever do that?
[00:15:39] And hear about the fuck with the first time?
[00:15:40] Yeah.
[00:15:41] Well, that's like a return of Kings thing.
[00:15:42] They say you should videotape all your sexual encounters.
[00:15:45] What?
[00:15:46] In case a woman accuses you of rape.
[00:15:48] Oh, so like, in case a woman, just to prevent a woman from falsely accusing you of rape,
[00:15:52] you should just videotape her without your consent.
[00:15:54] Yeah.
[00:15:55] Yeah.
[00:15:56] Well, I just love the idea.
[00:15:57] He's a sexless man with fucking 19 security cameras all pointing at their bed in their
[00:16:02] mom's apartment.
[00:16:03] Yeah.
[00:16:04] You know, they're like...
[00:16:05] The mom's like, oh, Richard, why is the electricity bill so hot this month?
[00:16:09] It's like, mom, leave my cameras alone.
[00:16:11] I remember what I was protecting the place of this.
[00:16:14] I only fucking a panic room.
[00:16:17] Yeah.
[00:16:18] Well, I make the woman sign a charter written in cursive and sealed with blood, wax, at
[00:16:25] the end.
[00:16:26] I remember one time I was looking for weed in my college.
[00:16:29] It was like one of those terrible college houses that ever, you know, just eight people
[00:16:33] lived in.
[00:16:34] It was just you go in and out or whatever.
[00:16:35] I just barged into my friend's room and I just found...
[00:16:38] I was looking for weed on his desk and shit and I like...
[00:16:41] He had like one of those books, like a hollow book.
[00:16:43] Yeah.
[00:16:44] There was a fucking video camera pointing to his fucking bed.
[00:16:48] I definitely...
[00:16:49] It was like one of those like, you know, when they record a babysitter without their
[00:16:55] knowledge.
[00:16:56] Yeah, I knew he can.
[00:16:57] Yeah.
[00:16:58] I never want to watch myself fuck.
[00:17:00] God no.
[00:17:01] Oh, it's terrible.
[00:17:02] God no.
[00:17:03] I would love to.
[00:17:04] I would love to see what I got in the mix.
[00:17:05] You have nothing.
[00:17:06] Dude, I got nice moves.
[00:17:07] It videotaped it and you would never get hard again.
[00:17:10] Dude, first of all, as soon as you saw the lack of movement, just your fucking fat ass
[00:17:15] dimpling and un-dimpling.
[00:17:17] I have a beautiful ass number one, especially for a fat man, but I think I would surprise
[00:17:23] you with the tenacity with which I fuck the heart.
[00:17:26] You know, I'm a scrapper.
[00:17:27] I know I'm not fucking...
[00:17:28] You've got coachability.
[00:17:29] I've got coach...
[00:17:30] I definitely have coachability.
[00:17:31] I'll do whatever needs to get done.
[00:17:33] This is...
[00:17:34] You look like your thighs were trying to give your stomach the heimlichman.
[00:17:36] Dude, my thighs are a bit more like from behind.
[00:17:39] Look at this shit, dude.
[00:17:40] Look at these muscles, dude.
[00:17:41] I don't know if that's muscle.
[00:17:42] You can play back the video.
[00:17:43] You can feel it.
[00:17:44] You can feel it.
[00:17:45] Then it would be like computer.
[00:17:46] Feel it.
[00:17:47] And then like you'd see the woman checking her phone or something.
[00:17:48] Oh my God.
[00:17:49] Adam.
[00:17:50] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:17:51] It would be like this.
[00:17:52] You're just rolling your eyes.
[00:17:53] Oh, on the dance.
[00:17:54] On the dance.
[00:17:55] You can see it hands to the image.
[00:17:57] But you can see your texts and your friends.
[00:18:01] Adam, I think it's the same to what I...
[00:18:03] Adam, I've talked to you about one of our favorite Instagram guys.
[00:18:06] What is it?
[00:18:07] The Nick 420?
[00:18:08] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:18:09] The guy who likes
[00:17:55] Nick Weed.
[00:18:10] Nick Weed, yeah.
[00:18:11] The guy who just literally does an Instagram video of him smoking weed every fucking day.
[00:18:15] I was just like...
[00:18:16] I wouldn't...
[00:18:17] It's the same thing.
[00:18:18] If you showed me video of every time I did drugs, I would kill myself or go straight
[00:18:22] to rehab.
[00:18:23] Absolutely.
[00:18:24] Dude.
[00:18:25] My friends started skateboarding when we were like fucking 11 or 12 and then my friend
[00:18:29] got a video camera and was like, oh, we go, oh, fuck you.
[00:18:32] Just a skate video.
[00:18:33] We just shoot ourselves skateboarding and it's like, I'm going to go home.
[00:18:37] So just fucking like how the lack of coordination...
[00:18:40] Ollies, yeah.
[00:18:41] I think you can like Ollie down three stairs.
[00:18:44] Yeah, and Ollie runs you at a curb.
[00:18:46] Dude, not you just falling downstairs with a piece of wood underneath you.
[00:18:51] That's exactly what happened to me.
[00:18:52] I was playing basketball.
[00:18:53] I was like part of the Greek Orthodox Youth of America basketball league.
[00:18:58] Did you play on carpet court?
[00:18:59] Yeah, literally in my gym at the fucking church it was like bullshit carpet.
[00:19:05] But I was at this fucking tournament and I stuffed some kid and I was like, oh my God,
[00:19:10] I fucking...
[00:19:11] And my mom just happened to be there with a fucking video camera.
[00:19:13] I was like, this is going to be fucking awesome.
[00:19:15] I just imagined myself like fucking getting four feet off the ground and just like spiking
[00:19:20] in this fucking kid's face.
[00:19:21] And it was like, I was a sad meter off the ground.
[00:19:25] The kid was like five three.
[00:19:27] You know, there was like nothing impressive about it whatsoever.
[00:19:30] Maybe you guys are onto something.
[00:19:31] If I watched myself, it would probably be so...
[00:19:33] It would be so simple.
[00:19:34] Yeah, I mean, I do a bit about watching myself eat pussy.
[00:19:37] It was the absolute worst thing in the entire world.
[00:19:40] I'd like to watch myself eat pussy.
[00:19:42] No, I'm watching some food.
[00:19:43] How did you accomplish that?
[00:19:46] Well, I was filming her going down on me and then I started going down on her and I didn't
[00:19:53] have like the dexterity to film and eat pussy.
[00:19:56] She just gave her the camera?
[00:19:58] So she took the camera and then I just watched myself just like so emotionally eating a pussy.
[00:20:04] Just like there's so much earnestness and like love in the way that I was eating her
[00:20:09] pussy.
[00:20:10] It was just like to see myself that vulnerable.
[00:20:12] From that perspective, it probably looked like you were nussling your face into Dan Hideo's
[00:20:17] back.
[00:20:18] I look like a fucking like a board secretary pinching a phone in between their cheek and
[00:20:24] their shoulder.
[00:20:25] I got no sir, we're out of stock.
[00:20:29] No, they won't be in stock.
[00:20:31] I don't know when they're going to be back in stocks.
[00:20:33] But that's because you don't enjoy fucking dude.
[00:20:35] Yeah, I don't really enjoy anything.
[00:20:37] That's what I mean.
[00:20:38] You have no joy.
[00:20:39] That's true.
[00:20:40] That's why.
[00:20:41] The medical term for that is being really fucking cool.
[00:20:44] It's true.
[00:20:46] Yeah.
[00:20:47] But stop back to your friend who was surreptitiously, assumed videotaping himself from the sex of
[00:20:54] women, which is a crime.
[00:20:57] Totally.
[00:20:58] No, I don't like that guy at all.
[00:20:59] I was trying to steal his weed for the record.
[00:21:00] But like they did, this sort of obsession with guys filming themselves.
[00:21:04] Is that a crime?
[00:21:05] Yeah, for sure.
[00:21:06] For sure.
[00:21:07] Yeah.
[00:21:08] To record someone without their permission.
[00:21:09] Like, because it's like an expectation of privacy.
[00:21:12] Like if you go outside and just start taping somebody on the street, that's illegal.
[00:21:15] I think basically filming you have sex, having sex with a woman without her consent is basically
[00:21:20] assault.
[00:21:21] Yeah.
[00:21:22] Also, there's no ex.
[00:21:23] I'm saying I believe it's fucked up to do that.
[00:21:26] I don't know if it's illegal or not.
[00:21:27] I think it's pretty sure it is.
[00:21:29] Yeah.
[00:21:30] But yeah, like the obsession with like guys who are obsessed with like recording themselves
[00:21:34] having sex.
[00:21:35] I'm wondering if you guys have seen one of my favorite films of all time.
[00:21:40] Autofocus.
[00:21:41] Oh yeah.
[00:21:42] The Bob Crane story.
[00:21:43] I've seen it.
[00:21:44] Yeah.
[00:21:45] It's directed by Paul Schrader and it stars Greg Keneer and Will N'Fo.
[00:21:48] Hell yes.
[00:21:49] Hell yes.
[00:21:50] In a 100% true story of the life and times of Hogan's Heroes star Bob Crane.
[00:21:56] Oh, yes.
[00:21:57] He's just sent in to sex addicted madness and like swinging.
[00:22:00] And like this is at the very dawn of like videotape technology and shit.
[00:22:04] And he just became like obsessed with filming himself and like recording.
[00:22:09] Really?
[00:22:10] And photographing himself having sex.
[00:22:11] Holy shit.
[00:22:12] Hundreds of different women.
[00:22:13] In this weird like homoerotic codependent relationship with this guy.
[00:22:18] Yes.
[00:22:19] He's his best friend who eventually killed him.
[00:22:21] Holy fuck.
[00:22:22] You say that shit and it's like I kind of want that for myself.
[00:22:26] Really?
[00:22:27] Yeah.
[00:22:28] A homosexual codependent relationship.
[00:22:29] Borderline homosexual relationship with an additional heterosexual DV and C element
[00:22:37] to it.
[00:22:38] Yeah.
[00:22:39] It's all just convoluted in the emotions or you know, questionable.
[00:22:42] The best.
[00:22:43] The morality is as well.
[00:22:46] That's what I want for myself.
[00:22:47] I also kind of like the idea of the other person murdering me.
[00:22:52] The best scene in the movie though is that they're like reliving their exploits or whatever
[00:22:56] and they're like watching it like on his TV through like some ancient video camera and
[00:23:00] they're just like, you know, fucking a bunch of women and they're just like bodies everywhere
[00:23:04] and like, and then like this is sort of early on in the relationship of them doing this
[00:23:07] shit.
[00:23:09] And Greg can hear the Bob Crane characters like wait, what the what's that?
[00:23:12] Wait, wait, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
[00:23:14] Set the tape for a second and he just who's who's finger is that in my ass?
[00:23:18] I'm going to go in the book.
[00:23:20] The character goes, uh, that was me.
[00:23:27] And he goes, what the fuck, man?
[00:23:31] Bob, Bob, it was a group group.
[00:23:34] Come on.
[00:23:35] A fucking group.
[00:23:36] Yeah, that's the womanica movie recommendation for this.
[00:23:37] That's so good.
[00:23:38] Autofocus directed by Paul Schrader.
[00:23:39] Did you ever fuck him?
[00:23:40] Did the gate?
[00:23:41] Was that, was that a game you got?
[00:23:42] No, no, but like, yeah, like they would just like.
[00:23:43] Will people wanted to fuck him though.
[00:23:45] Yeah, definitely.
[00:23:46] And they would just like jack off watching each other fuck other people like on video
[00:23:49] and stuff.
[00:23:50] So, you know, again, it's all it's all a gray area.
[00:23:53] It's better if it's subtext.
[00:23:55] Have you seen John Wick 2 yet?
[00:23:57] I have.
[00:23:58] Is it good?
[00:23:59] Yeah, thanks dude.
[00:24:00] I want to see it dude.
[00:24:02] It's a it was a very satisfying sequel.
[00:24:03] Oh yeah, dude.
[00:24:04] Do you feel like because you have the dog you appreciated more?
[00:24:08] Dude, I before I watched the I rewatch the first John Wick like the other week and I
[00:24:12] hadn't seen it since getting a dog.
[00:24:14] I gotta say as shit was even more fucking lit man.
[00:24:17] I'm in the same boat.
[00:24:19] So much more satisfying because like, I mean the plot of John the first John Wick is so
[00:24:23] beautiful.
[00:24:24] It's like beautiful.
[00:24:25] It's like some asshole kills his dog.
[00:24:28] Well, my wife.
[00:24:29] In return he literally kills a hundred people.
[00:24:32] Yeah.
[00:24:33] My wife died right before that movie came out.
[00:24:35] So you really appreciated my wife.
[00:24:38] I do remember that time bitch I married for it was three weeks.
[00:24:41] Yeah, he was funny.
[00:24:42] He's so much more upset about the dog.
[00:24:44] Why used to live next it went growing up.
[00:24:46] I lived next door to a Vietnam vet who had this fucking van.
[00:24:49] The shitty like late 70s Dodge van.
[00:24:52] And on the back it just said a sticker that said wife and dog missing reward for dog.
[00:24:58] And I remember having to have my father explain that joke to me because this is like a fucking
[00:25:04] spectrum ass eight year old.
[00:25:06] But I don't understand why there would be a reward for the dog and not the wife.
[00:25:10] My dad's saying because you know he values the dog more than his wife.
[00:25:14] I'm like, but that doesn't make any.
[00:25:17] Well, that's the joke son.
[00:25:18] Is it women or trash?
[00:25:20] Or like the biker patch that is like if you can read this the bitch fell off.
[00:25:26] Yeah.
[00:25:27] I think I was a biker too.
[00:25:28] Of course you will.
[00:25:29] Yeah.
[00:25:30] I remember him like being one time because my memory of him for my childhood is just a
[00:25:33] pair of aviators surrounded by gray hair.
[00:25:37] This is big huge beard.
[00:25:39] And he used to keep jars of piss in the garage and he had a fucking stingray that was always
[00:25:43] underneath like a car.
[00:25:44] When were you in his garage?
[00:25:45] Well, he's they had a kid.
[00:25:47] So I mean, you know, I wasn't really friends with, but you would have been over there
[00:25:51] yet a couple of times.
[00:25:53] But yeah, I remember him one day being like, Oh, I'm going to take you right on my motorcycle.
[00:25:58] And I went home and I asked my dad, I'm like, I go ride on their motorcycle.
[00:26:01] My dad's like, no, no, crazy man.
[00:26:05] Yeah.
[00:26:06] Yeah.
[00:26:07] Just take you somewhere.
[00:26:08] I don't know where I get alone with his weirdo.
[00:26:11] Yeah.
[00:26:12] You could suck your dick on a little motorcycle.
[00:26:14] Yeah.
[00:26:15] You know, it's quite people videotape themselves.
[00:26:17] It's weird.
[00:26:18] His wife used to hear, used to hear them like fighting.
[00:26:20] Oh, no, he's like back porch face the front of our house.
[00:26:22] I don't hear him.
[00:26:23] Just like nine o'clock in the morning fucking beer cans hitting the recycling bin.
[00:26:28] And that is where you do a lot of wife hitting is the back porch.
[00:26:31] The back porch is the main porch.
[00:26:32] Well, that's why you build a deck.
[00:26:34] And you build a deck instead of a family.
[00:26:42] It's always weird to me when people like, okay, they videotaped themselves fucking, but
[00:26:46] people that why are there so many people videotaped women going to the bathroom?
[00:26:50] That was the Chuck Berry's big thing.
[00:26:51] That's his show for me.
[00:26:52] He had a whole chain of restaurants that were literally just a front to videotape women.
[00:26:55] Chuck Berry's the guitar guy.
[00:26:57] Oh, yeah.
[00:26:58] The rock and roll guy father.
[00:26:59] Yeah.
[00:27:00] But a lot of people do that shit.
[00:27:01] There's a there should be a scene where it's fucking Marty McFly videotaping a woman.
[00:27:07] You don't believe this?
[00:27:15] By the way, that scene in Back to the Future very racist.
[00:27:18] Does it once again implies that white people invented rock and roll?
[00:27:21] Well, it's why you went back to the future.
[00:27:23] Yeah.
[00:27:24] You know, you went back in time to steal rock and roll for whites.
[00:27:27] Yeah.
[00:27:28] No, I love that scene specifically for you.
[00:27:30] Because it's such a fuck you.
[00:27:32] Yeah.
[00:27:33] It's so fucking.
[00:27:34] It's so fucking.
[00:27:35] Yeah.
[00:27:36] Some suburban nerd.
[00:27:37] Yeah.
[00:27:38] Yeah.
[00:27:39] Chuck Berry got done for that, man.
[00:27:40] Like he had a whole chain of restaurants that were just literally just so he could have
[00:27:43] a hidden camera in the women's fashion.
[00:27:45] It's incredible.
[00:27:46] And he had like a whole fucking like library.
[00:27:48] All the permits you had to get.
[00:27:49] Yeah.
[00:27:50] Like that guy loved watching women's shittiest hands man.
[00:27:53] How much work that is to watch?
[00:27:55] The star.
[00:27:56] Yeah.
[00:27:57] I don't know.
[00:27:58] This is only sort of related.
[00:27:59] I never.
[00:28:00] I've never fact checked this.
[00:28:01] There was a Johnny Rockets in DC.
[00:28:02] My friend Brendan was telling me about that.
[00:28:04] He got in trouble because the manager there, a black woman like came in and applied for
[00:28:08] a job at Johnny Rockets.
[00:28:09] And like the dipshit fast food manager was like, well, I wouldn't really fit the theme
[00:28:13] of like, you know, like a black lady was working here.
[00:28:16] Of the 19.
[00:28:17] Yeah.
[00:28:18] Oh, right.
[00:28:19] Like trying to write.
[00:28:20] Throw back diner like rockabilly.
[00:28:23] And so huge loss.
[00:28:26] Yeah.
[00:28:27] That's incredibly illegal.
[00:28:28] Yeah.
[00:28:29] And then like three years later, the guy did it again or a different guy at the restaurant
[00:28:34] did the same thing.
[00:28:35] Yeah.
[00:28:36] Like hit with like another discrimination loss.
[00:28:37] So awesome.
[00:28:38] Because they're like, we're not allowed to say we can't hire you, but like we can't
[00:28:41] hire you.
[00:28:42] I'm imagining that same conversation happening at Colonial Williams.
[00:28:46] Well, there is one job.
[00:28:48] But Pais not great.
[00:28:49] Yeah.
[00:28:50] No, yeah.
[00:28:51] There is a position.
[00:28:52] You had Eric Andre bit about Colonial Williams.
[00:28:56] So fucking funny.
[00:28:57] Yeah.
[00:28:58] Yeah.
[00:28:59] Yeah.
[00:29:00] It's really fucking boring.
[00:29:01] Oh, no.
[00:29:02] He also, but he also.
[00:29:03] Oh, no, he did the Civil War II.
[00:29:06] He would go through civil war.
[00:29:08] As a slave.
[00:29:09] As a escape slave.
[00:29:10] That was a great.
[00:29:11] I told you guys, right?
[00:29:13] Have I mentioned on the pod when I went to Gettysburg for the 150 at Gettysburg?
[00:29:17] Yeah.
[00:29:18] Remember you told me you went to Gettysburg and my joke question follow up was like,
[00:29:21] did you go on ecstasy?
[00:29:22] And then you're like, yeah.
[00:29:23] Yeah.
[00:29:24] Yeah.
[00:29:25] Yeah.
[00:29:26] And then you took E and went to like the most hallowed battleground.
[00:29:29] Yeah.
[00:29:30] I went with my ex girlfriend and her husband.
[00:29:33] Now husband.
[00:29:34] Now husband.
[00:29:35] Now husband.
[00:29:36] Did you see that?
[00:29:37] Yeah.
[00:29:38] By the way, the animatronic like fucking like a general Lee thing that they have.
[00:29:41] They have like this weird like room.
[00:29:43] It's like a theater with this like animatronic play that happened.
[00:29:47] Oh, no.
[00:29:48] It's like a Disney's hall of presidents or whatever.
[00:29:50] Yeah.
[00:29:51] Because according to some presidents, shout outs all the presidents.
[00:29:52] What I love about Gettysburg is that like it was a decisive victory for the Union.
[00:29:57] But if you go to modern day Gettysburg, it's like, oh yeah, the south definitely won.
[00:30:02] There's nothing but fucking red next.
[00:30:04] The trucks and the Confederate flag.
[00:30:07] Well, that's fireworks.
[00:30:08] Yeah.
[00:30:09] Yeah.
[00:30:10] They love fireworks.
[00:30:11] That's how I feel about the Vietnam War.
[00:30:12] It's like, yeah, we lost, but who's who's cleaning?
[00:30:16] Who's fat ladies feet now?
[00:30:17] You know what I mean?
[00:30:18] It's like the Vietnam.
[00:30:19] Yeah.
[00:30:20] The Vietnam.
[00:30:21] Yeah.
[00:30:22] Yeah.
[00:30:23] Anyway, but I was on drugs there.
[00:30:27] We were walking around and there was like, you know, it's obviously you see the fucking
[00:30:31] Confederates and it's like, if you're going to bring your whole family, dress them all
[00:30:35] up in Confederate uniforms, including like your five year old kids, like you just hate
[00:30:40] black people.
[00:30:41] Yeah.
[00:30:42] Yeah.
[00:30:43] You just hate like, there's no way you're very open minded.
[00:30:44] Yeah.
[00:30:45] Yeah.
[00:30:46] It's like it's fucking, it's literally accurate.
[00:30:47] The only rewhile Adam is like this Confederate flag feels so good.
[00:30:50] I was walking around thread count on this flag.
[00:30:54] It was so fucking hot outside.
[00:30:56] It was 150th anniversary.
[00:30:57] It was 4th of July.
[00:30:59] Because the Gettysburg battle happened on over four days.
[00:31:02] It was over four days.
[00:31:03] It's the gift shops in Gettysburg.
[00:31:05] They sell like the little Union soldier hats and the Confederate soldiers.
[00:31:09] Yeah.
[00:31:10] Yeah.
[00:31:11] Yeah.
[00:31:12] Yeah.
[00:31:13] So they sell, you know, the old like fucking civil war era stars and stripes, which is the
[00:31:15] fucking, you know, the circle, the circle, you know, you know, and shit.
[00:31:18] And then they also sell Confederate flags, which are not historically accurate.
[00:31:22] Like that was some really stars and bars.
[00:31:24] Yeah.
[00:31:25] And so the battle flag of Northern Virginia, which looked like the stars and bars except
[00:31:29] it was a square battle.
[00:31:30] Yeah.
[00:31:31] Yeah.
[00:31:32] But the Confederacy had like a bunch of different flags, but that's culturally decided this
[00:31:36] is the flag of the South.
[00:31:37] You're Leonard Skinner did that.
[00:31:39] Yeah.
[00:31:40] Yeah.
[00:31:41] Well, they have that everywhere, but I thought it would be so funny to like just go to one
[00:31:43] of those gift shops.
[00:31:44] And when someone's not looking, just put a stack of big like Nazi swastika, third right
[00:31:49] flags.
[00:31:50] Just see how many air for sale and put some right stacks on him.
[00:31:54] And see how long it would take before someone's like, I don't think these are supposed to
[00:31:58] be a special war.
[00:31:59] I guarantee they'd move a few of them.
[00:32:01] Oh, of course.
[00:32:02] Yeah.
[00:32:03] Yeah.
[00:32:04] That was a part of the Civil War.
[00:32:05] My favorite flag I've ever seen is the one that I saw.
[00:32:07] I can't remember where I saw it, but it's a Confederate flag.
[00:32:09] You know, the, the Leonard Skinner fucking Dukes.
[00:32:12] Yeah.
[00:32:13] Yeah.
[00:32:14] But then there's a swastika in the middle of it.
[00:32:16] Oh, yeah.
[00:32:17] See, dude, crank it to 11.
[00:32:19] Yeah.
[00:32:20] Hell yeah.
[00:32:21] But on East bound down where he has the Confederate flag, we, we, we, we, we, we, we,
[00:32:27] yeah, yeah.
[00:32:28] Yeah.
[00:32:29] Myrtle Beach.
[00:32:30] Oh, yeah.
[00:32:31] I want that.
[00:32:32] I want that so bad.
[00:32:33] That's so funny.
[00:32:34] I'm like, all right, fine.
[00:32:35] Confederate flags are fine.
[00:32:36] If they all have weed in them, I want Confederate flag.
[00:32:37] I want Calvin pissing.
[00:32:38] Yeah.
[00:32:39] I want Tasmanian devil.
[00:32:40] I want weed flow.
[00:32:42] I want, yo, what's really funny is, if you, I googled this one time because I was like,
[00:32:47] this would be hilarious.
[00:32:48] I was like, what if there's like a gay Confederate flag, like the rainbow, the stars of bars?
[00:32:53] And then if you Google it, it's, it's someone made it already.
[00:32:56] Yeah.
[00:32:57] Someone did that bit already.
[00:32:58] Anyway, but when we were on ecstasy, it was so hot, we were like sweating.
[00:33:02] We're like, this was a terrible idea.
[00:33:04] And they're like, let's go over to those woods, like on the far side of the battlefield for
[00:33:07] some like tree cover so we could like rest up.
[00:33:11] So we go there and that's where like all the union cavalry was with all their horses.
[00:33:16] And they were like just like getting the horses some shade because it was so oppressively
[00:33:20] hot.
[00:33:21] And in the middle of it, there's like a black family.
[00:33:23] And they were all just like clearly not sanctioned by the reenactors.
[00:33:28] They were just wearing bonnets and stuff.
[00:33:30] And they just like made a campfire.
[00:33:33] They were like barbecuing and stuff.
[00:33:35] And we're talking to this guy who's like one of the cavalry guys.
[00:33:38] He's like, you know, they're not supposed to be.
[00:33:40] Well, you know, technically you should think about what, you know, the poetic, you know,
[00:33:47] aspect of you complaining about, you know, them.
[00:33:51] I just don't think the idea of like is blazing hot out.
[00:33:54] You're tripping balls and you're like, this is a bad idea.
[00:33:56] Let's go get some shade.
[00:33:57] And then you end up on like little big top or like 5,000 people died.
[00:34:01] Yeah.
[00:34:02] Excellent energy.
[00:34:03] Yeah.
[00:34:04] Yeah.
[00:34:05] Why are we doing that?
[00:34:06] Well, yeah.
[00:34:07] And that's a, I was going to say, is getting a bug is such a boring tourist destination
[00:34:10] because it is just fields.
[00:34:11] It's just a big open field.
[00:34:13] It's just a big bunch of open fucking fields and then a couple of shitty gift shops.
[00:34:16] And it's like the only reason to go is if you think ghosts are real, which they're not.
[00:34:20] Well, to see the reenactment, it's pretty insane.
[00:34:23] I've never seen a reenactment.
[00:34:24] Yeah.
[00:34:25] See, they were like, cool.
[00:34:26] They were like, yeah, they were like tens of thousands of people there.
[00:34:29] There was like people from Spain.
[00:34:31] There were people from Spain there in like Confederate outfits.
[00:34:34] And they were like, yeah, we're here for the, the competitor.
[00:34:37] We always need to find the new uses for our swords because it was fine.
[00:34:42] Does not have enough uses for their swords anymore.
[00:34:45] Yeah.
[00:34:46] I'm like, you're from Spain and you came here to be in the Confederacy.
[00:34:49] He's like, yeah, there were, there were the Spanish people who fought for the Confederacy.
[00:34:55] So we like came from.
[00:34:56] Spainers are fucking racist, dude.
[00:34:57] Are they?
[00:34:58] Oh, yeah.
[00:34:59] Dude, in the realm of dream games, they were fucking through.
[00:35:02] Oh, yeah.
[00:35:03] They were throwing bananas at the door.
[00:35:04] I'm like, yeah, yeah.
[00:35:05] Yeah.
[00:35:06] I was just spannied in my like eighth grade class and he was like, he sat next to me.
[00:35:11] I remember talking to him one time.
[00:35:12] I was like, dude, like Miss Spain or like, how are you adjusting?
[00:35:15] Because you know, he'd only been in the country for a year or whatever.
[00:35:18] And he was like, yeah, you know, Spain's a lot better than America.
[00:35:20] And I was like, well, in what ways?
[00:35:22] He's like, well, you know, it's not contaminated like America is.
[00:35:25] I'm like, maybe like the water or.
[00:35:27] Yeah.
[00:35:28] Yeah.
[00:35:29] The racial period.
[00:35:30] Well, you know, I mean, like everyone in Spain is like Spanish.
[00:35:33] They're, you know, they're the right race.
[00:35:37] And it's like, you're 12 years old.
[00:35:40] You're so racist.
[00:35:41] Spain used to be so good.
[00:35:43] They had like, they owned so much shit.
[00:35:45] Now they suck.
[00:35:46] Yeah.
[00:35:47] What was it Spanish?
[00:35:48] They did used to be good when Franco was in charge.
[00:35:50] Yeah.
[00:35:51] How did they fuck that up?
[00:35:53] Was it?
[00:35:54] No, but they had to run right before Britain.
[00:35:56] Everyone had to run, right?
[00:35:58] They had a huge run.
[00:35:59] Yeah.
[00:36:00] They had all the top and theres and shit.
[00:36:02] Yeah.
[00:36:03] They like fucking conquered the new world.
[00:36:05] They were really good at sailing.
[00:36:06] The other podcast about Ponce de Leon and how he was Puerto Rican.
[00:36:11] And just imagining Ponce de Leon is like a modern day Puerto Rican.
[00:36:15] Yeah.
[00:36:16] I think it might sound a little.
[00:36:20] They should get Al Pacino to play Ponce de Leon to do his Spanish accent.
[00:36:24] Boy, it's just as like his name written in fucking Old English.
[00:36:29] We're going to have berets every single day.
[00:36:34] Oh fucking little Guadalupe on the dashboard.
[00:36:38] They love parades.
[00:36:40] Those folks.
[00:36:41] I'm talking about European racist.
[00:36:43] It's so weird.
[00:36:44] Have I talked about how the stereotype of black people in Greece is that they all like
[00:36:50] to fuck men in the ass?
[00:36:51] There's some reason that's the fucking...
[00:36:54] I thought that was the stereotype about Greek people.
[00:36:57] Yeah, I know.
[00:36:58] Maybe we flipped it.
[00:36:59] I was like, that's just how racism works.
[00:37:00] And everybody shits on Greek people and they're like, yeah, they just fuck each other in the
[00:37:03] ass.
[00:37:04] And if you're in Greek, you just need to think that about black people.
[00:37:07] They're even lower than you.
[00:37:09] Yeah, but black people.
[00:37:10] Yeah.
[00:37:11] And they all sell bootleg CDs, which is actually true.
[00:37:15] There's a lot of Africans that sell bootleg CDs in Greece.
[00:37:18] Or at least that was a booming business when I was like 11.
[00:37:21] And I was still over there.
[00:37:22] Lloyd Banks, young buck.
[00:37:24] And 50%.
[00:37:26] It's weird.
[00:37:27] I don't know if you guys are speaking of, again, European racism.
[00:37:31] Yeah, let's get into it.
[00:37:33] Did you guys see the shit this morning from the prison planet guy?
[00:37:37] The Sweden?
[00:37:38] That Sweden.
[00:37:39] And this whole thing about how Donald Trump said this...
[00:37:41] No, it wasn't an extension of the Fox report that Trump was like that.
[00:37:44] Yes.
[00:37:45] And what he was doing is he was like, I will pay any leftist journalist who's making fun
[00:37:50] of Sweden to go live in Malmo, the most dangerous city in Europe and be hosted by these people.
[00:37:56] And he just took some screenshots.
[00:37:58] So clearly he just did a Google image search for thugs.
[00:38:00] Sweden.
[00:38:01] And one of the pictures is literally just some teens on a corner looking like just they would
[00:38:07] ask you for a cigarette.
[00:38:08] It was the least threatening thing imaginable.
[00:38:11] There's some kids and scrawny kids and track pants.
[00:38:14] I was selling on a street corner.
[00:38:16] I didn't see that.
[00:38:17] I love that.
[00:38:18] Races are so such pussies.
[00:38:20] Have you seen any of the...
[00:38:21] That's the basis.
[00:38:22] The guy from that Fox news article, though, the one that Trump was basically saying.
[00:38:26] Or Tucker Carlson, I thought.
[00:38:28] Well, no.
[00:38:29] It was because it was maybe it was on Tucker Carlson's show.
[00:38:32] But the report was from Ami Horowitz who has these videos where he like...
[00:38:37] He'll be like, I'm here in Times Square talking to fucking white liberals or whatever.
[00:38:43] And he finds like one girl that's like, yeah, I think voter ID laws are racist because it
[00:38:49] affects black people's ability to vote or whatever.
[00:38:51] He's like, hmm, let's see how black people feel about that.
[00:38:54] And he's like, well, I'm here now in Harlem.
[00:38:56] And he's like, oh, you're a black person.
[00:38:59] Do you think it's racist that you should be allowed to vote?
[00:39:01] And be like, no.
[00:39:02] They're both like, well, liberal sync it is.
[00:39:06] By the way, here are the teens.
[00:39:09] Oh, wow.
[00:39:10] That shit is so funny, dude.
[00:39:11] I don't know.
[00:39:12] They do look kind of threatening.
[00:39:13] This one guy's got Liberty spikes.
[00:39:14] There's graffiti here.
[00:39:15] Those are muslims.
[00:39:16] This is, hold on, dude.
[00:39:18] This is like three different types.
[00:39:20] How are these guys hanging out?
[00:39:23] This can look more staged.
[00:39:24] It's a guy with a breakfast club.
[00:39:26] It's a hot topic guy, like a Dundalk yo boy.
[00:39:30] Yeah, dude.
[00:39:32] And then a fucking cross punk.
[00:39:34] This is the kind of cultural mixing that I can't support.
[00:39:39] It's why the cross punk would be hanging out with the fucking tough guy from Degrassi.
[00:39:45] Yeah, different kinds of clicks.
[00:39:47] Yeah.
[00:39:48] I'm against this.
[00:39:49] Wait, are these guys even Muslim?
[00:39:50] Yeah.
[00:39:51] The pictures he used is like a guy pulling up his shirt and had tattoos in his stomach,
[00:39:55] but you can literally see him wearing a rosary.
[00:39:57] Yeah, fuck.
[00:39:58] Speaking of it, you guys said, how do you know there aren't anal beads?
[00:40:03] That's true.
[00:40:04] Because they're on his neck and not coming out of his ass.
[00:40:06] They're going to be like the massive, massive homosexuals.
[00:40:09] That's where I like to store them.
[00:40:10] I like to smell around my neck.
[00:40:12] I will pay you a million dollars to hang out with this punker from Syria.
[00:40:18] Wait, this is crazy.
[00:40:20] Look at this shit.
[00:40:21] Will that guy actually pay for anyone, dude?
[00:40:23] No, of course not.
[00:40:24] Oh, yeah.
[00:40:25] His avatar is hilarious.
[00:40:26] That is a weird mix on Twitter.
[00:40:28] Anyway, what's up with tug of cross?
[00:40:31] He just wears bow ties and that's his thing.
[00:40:33] I didn't he stop wearing the bow ties?
[00:40:34] I think he switched that up.
[00:40:35] I think he used to be his thing.
[00:40:36] That was his branding 10 years ago.
[00:40:38] That's how he broke into the business.
[00:40:39] Yeah, yeah.
[00:40:40] He's on a bit of bow tie.
[00:40:41] Because he was like a younger conservative, which like, you know, to find a guy under the
[00:40:45] age 25 that's willing to be like, actually black people are stupid.
[00:40:48] And that's, you know, how he got it.
[00:40:52] And then those ties are trustworthy.
[00:40:54] He took it from Bill and I, I think.
[00:40:56] Did that guy Horowitz?
[00:40:57] Was he the guy that did the Chinatown video for Bill?
[00:41:01] That was the Riley.
[00:41:03] The Jesse Waters, who's like, that's like Bill, Bill O'Reilly.
[00:41:05] That guy is such a piece of shit.
[00:41:07] No, I've seen a couple of like, Ami Horowitz.
[00:41:09] All my suggested YouTube videos are like, you know, a sewer.
[00:41:13] I'm sure.
[00:41:14] I'm sure I've seen my videos and then like Trey Goutey destroys Ray Pith.
[00:41:21] Jesus Christ.
[00:41:23] The Trey Goutey videos are the fucking best.
[00:41:29] Those are my favorites.
[00:41:30] He's the guy that he's like ran away from the.
[00:41:33] He looks so uncanny.
[00:41:34] He looks weird.
[00:41:35] Yeah.
[00:41:36] But we talked about it.
[00:41:37] Him and Kasich have this weird thing where they have like the, the, like facial, they look
[00:41:41] like a bull.
[00:41:42] They look like Billy Quiz Boy.
[00:41:44] They don't like him, but whatever the Billy Quiz Boy's problem is, you know, where they
[00:41:48] just have this, something sort of like aging deficiency.
[00:41:51] Yeah.
[00:41:52] Yeah.
[00:41:53] They look like a, like a four year old just sped up time.
[00:41:55] Yeah.
[00:41:56] And then suddenly they're like, yeah, 65 years old.
[00:41:59] But yeah, the Trey Goutey, it's always like, we'll have like some immigration activists
[00:42:02] that are like, these people just need to have a job and a place to live.
[00:42:05] And he's like, okay, what about, what about Sandra Williamson?
[00:42:10] She's like, I don't, what are you talking about?
[00:42:12] She's like, well, she was raped and murdered by the legal.
[00:42:15] And actually we actually have her rape kit here.
[00:42:17] Everybody just smelled this rape kit.
[00:42:20] It's about her dream.
[00:42:22] Look at this.
[00:42:23] Look at this.
[00:42:24] He's an aspirations.
[00:42:25] Fuck.
[00:42:26] Yeah.
[00:42:27] Yeah.
[00:42:28] He looks terrible.
[00:42:29] Yeah.
[00:42:30] Well, actually, well, for how old he is, he doesn't look bad.
[00:42:31] How old is he?
[00:42:32] I mean, he's probably like 50.
[00:42:33] Look at his haircut.
[00:42:34] Yeah.
[00:42:35] This is the problem is he doesn't know how to get haircuts, you know, and Kasich is the
[00:42:39] same thing where Kasich has like a eight year old boy's haircut.
[00:42:43] I think he looks cute.
[00:42:45] What's Casey Gumpd?
[00:42:46] Is he still governor now?
[00:42:47] I don't know.
[00:42:48] He's fucking quietly asking everyone to be reasonable.
[00:42:51] Yeah.
[00:42:52] Yeah.
[00:42:53] Yeah.
[00:42:54] Fuck, dude.
[00:42:55] I was going to bring this up back when we were still talking about people videotaping
[00:43:01] them having cells.
[00:43:02] Yes, please.
[00:43:03] It's just still in my head.
[00:43:04] But you know, feel like me, you've been, you know, I've been checking out a lot of sort
[00:43:09] of like amateur like Swinger porn recently.
[00:43:12] I've been on that tip.
[00:43:13] Yeah.
[00:43:14] You know what?
[00:43:15] Swinger porn.
[00:43:16] Okay.
[00:43:17] I'm like, you know, like regular husbands and wives.
[00:43:18] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:43:19] And then more G's or like, you know, whore their wife out or something like that.
[00:43:22] Yes.
[00:43:23] I just got to say, um, if you do that, that's cool.
[00:43:26] I enjoy it.
[00:43:27] But turn the TV off.
[00:43:29] I can't tell you how many of these videos I've watched.
[00:43:32] We're like some guys getting spit roasted, but in the background, you can literally hear
[00:43:37] like the 11 o'clock local news.
[00:43:39] And clean your living room too.
[00:43:42] People come on.
[00:43:43] I'm just putting that out as a PSI.
[00:43:44] Little putter.
[00:43:45] I feel like the lighting is bad.
[00:43:46] I think it's the message is going to get out.
[00:43:48] Yeah.
[00:43:49] Yeah.
[00:43:50] Swinging seems like a bad idea to me.
[00:43:51] Oh, terrible.
[00:43:52] I just don't be in a relationship.
[00:43:53] Well, what you guys were the ones who were saying, you said on the podcast once that you
[00:43:57] wouldn't mind if people fucked your girlfriend.
[00:43:59] I wouldn't mind.
[00:44:00] There's never a specific bad and swing.
[00:44:01] Yeah, right.
[00:44:02] Inviting which is strangers over to your apartment.
[00:44:04] But your horny strangers to come over.
[00:44:06] You're fucking low tea friends can get together because you're not, you're somehow not cool
[00:44:10] enough to join a bowling league.
[00:44:12] Because we have to fucking each other's full watch.
[00:44:15] If the user was making pussy his bait for friends.
[00:44:17] Yeah.
[00:44:18] Yeah.
[00:44:19] Yeah.
[00:44:20] Yeah.
[00:44:21] Yeah.
[00:44:22] Yeah.
[00:44:23] Yeah.
[00:44:24] Does that curtain curtain Karen they would like their swingers.
[00:44:25] I don't know, man.
[00:44:26] Bill, you think you ever get in there, dude?
[00:44:27] Swinging.
[00:44:28] You think the porn is it as a gateway drug?
[00:44:29] Is it gateway to you swapping?
[00:44:31] Yeah.
[00:44:32] Something like that.
[00:44:33] Are you into the idea of wife swapping or is it just?
[00:44:34] Well, I'd have to get married first.
[00:44:36] Like, now it doesn't appeal to me at all.
[00:44:38] But I need to see a ring.
[00:44:40] I can't say it or else I can't.
[00:44:43] What is this?
[00:44:44] This that added free song.
[00:44:45] There's something about it.
[00:44:46] There's like a wedding.
[00:44:47] I love that.
[00:44:48] There's this genre that's like Romanian orgies or whatever.
[00:44:52] And it's just a room with people all fucking each other on a pullout couch.
[00:44:56] Like a big large sectional.
[00:44:57] Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
[00:45:00] no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
[00:45:01] no, no, it's like, I'm looking at a magic eye.
[00:45:07] It's like a puzzle.
[00:45:09] I don't know who to beat off.
[00:45:10] It's not Romanian.
[00:45:11] It's like a cool skull.
[00:45:12] It's Czech, dude.
[00:45:13] It's not Romanian.
[00:45:14] They love working.
[00:45:15] Czech has some great porn, dude.
[00:45:16] Yeah, they check cast them.
[00:45:17] They check.
[00:45:18] They check love.
[00:45:19] Yeah, they love cas
[00:45:21] They love casks.
[00:45:22] They love orgies.
[00:45:23] They love gas.
[00:45:24] I mean, I love to catch them.
[00:45:27] Love to catch.
[00:45:28] They love to their mouths.
[00:45:29] Love to write checks.
[00:45:30] right checks and then cash them
[00:45:32] yo yeah i love i love those casket is just a such terrible acting
[00:45:36] which like
[00:45:37] oh no we have to have sex now when it's like
[00:45:40] you know i always thought it would be like a fun sketch is like you have a
[00:45:42] birthday party for a guy that's in the closet but it's like a big fat guy
[00:45:46] you know like a flamboy big fat like you
[00:45:48] it's cool like a cool a big fat flamboy guy and it's his birthday but it's
[00:45:52] like you know he's clearly very gay but like but he's like you know
[00:45:56] closet everywhere and they bring out a big cake for his birthday and he's like
[00:46:00] oh my god and then the stripper comes out of the cake and he's like oh
[00:46:06] i thought i was going to eat the biggest cake in the world
[00:46:09] that's funny as you do you should do that yeah i'm fucking disappointed with you
[00:46:12] be if you if you just thought you were going to get that giant cake and you
[00:46:15] are gay yeah and there's a woman inside of it
[00:46:17] ruining the cake just like uh it's a golan under siege yeah yeah you
[00:46:22] wanted to eat that whole cake too but now he has a baby sit some fucking woman
[00:46:26] the whole rest of the movie pop out and like pull her tits
[00:46:28] yeah oh yeah there's a good long scene of uh tits and
[00:46:32] and it takes her like fucking five minutes before she realizes the
[00:46:35] room's empire she's wearing all these gunshots and like i guess
[00:46:39] that's very similar to that we mentioned it on the last one
[00:46:42] is in blood sport the scene where uh where john clod van dam is fucked the
[00:46:46] reporter lady and she's waking up the next morning
[00:46:48] and she wakes up to john clod van dam getting dressed
[00:46:51] but the way they directed the scene is like it's her like waking up and she's
[00:46:55] like oh and john clod van dam is over there so the shot cuts to
[00:46:58] van dam and the way they directed it was you know she's supposed to be waking
[00:47:03] up and seeing him while he's getting dressed but they just shoot john clod van
[00:47:06] dam so his cue he stands there on his mark with his pants
[00:47:11] his underwear underneath his ass looking over his shoulder
[00:47:14] and then the director goes and action and then he finished
[00:47:19] but the edit point is is like a microsecond off
[00:47:22] so it just gives you the impression that he's been staining their
[00:47:25] pointing his bare ass as this woman while she's asleep until she wakes up and
[00:47:31] do you think if you got it flaunted yeah it would be so cool if john clod van
[00:47:35] dam when he asked his wife to marry her he like did a full split and then open
[00:47:39] the ring box or the ring was on his dick oh that'd be a
[00:47:42] difficult split when there was the uh i fucking love blood sport though
[00:47:46] yeah it's such a good movie it's a hilarious movie when the terrorist attack
[00:47:49] happened in belgium after the paris attacks yeah
[00:47:52] i made an image that's john clod van dam doing the splits in between
[00:47:56] the twin towers in the iphone and he's and he's shitting onto a karan and the
[00:48:03] toy
[00:48:07] satire bring everybody together did anyone do anyone call them the
[00:48:11] paris attacks they're sorry apologize you know it's real tears
[00:48:16] paris hilton uh-oh folks that who are uh one night in paris we've definitely
[00:48:22] talked about that porno right it's not very good it's not right now i give
[00:48:26] i give it two thumbs down reality show is great yeah we have with dumb rich
[00:48:30] people go and humiliate people from rural america
[00:48:34] we don't even know who we're mocking anymore
[00:48:38] was that the simple life the simple yeah with the idol's daughter yeah
[00:48:43] they just get jobs like a fast food place yeah yeah and then they'd like fuck
[00:48:47] dudes like at local bars yeah oh come on what dude i didn't do anything all
[00:48:53] right did they fuck on that show of course yeah they used to like make out with
[00:48:56] like just like local guys with like their lips full of dip and stuff
[00:49:01] just feel like so confused they're like yeah these ladies come from new york now
[00:49:04] like now with them you know it feels like her whole body's made out of elbose
[00:49:09] but she smell real nice she smell good to me she smell good
[00:49:14] but yeah oh man uh they do they do fist fuck a cow on that show
[00:49:19] oh yeah they have to in some way because they're like they're like oh well we're
[00:49:22] farmers but like i don't know how much of american agriculture is still
[00:49:26] actual farms and not like you know a Monsanto futuristic prison
[00:49:30] right right you could get a chicken thought
[00:49:40] so like you're like it's just simple i have your out on the farm
[00:49:43] they're in some big fucking warehouse like go
[00:49:46] sicking their entire arm into a cow's pussy it was there was a huge run of
[00:49:51] and like horse and cow like jerking off horses and putting your whole fist in
[00:49:56] a cow's pussy yeah jackass happened in like the early aughts i feel like
[00:50:00] well i think i know i don't think you're ready got
[00:50:02] fingers like uh to like uh collect a bull's
[00:50:06] semen you have to stimulate their prostate so you have to stick your whole
[00:50:10] arm in their ass whole yeah yeah and then collective and i think with that
[00:50:14] with a cow with a with a with a lady cow i think you have to do
[00:50:17] something similar but like you put like a pipeette into the vagina and then you
[00:50:21] also stick your arm in their ass whole yeah
[00:50:28] fake arm in the house whatever is being accomplished with the human arm
[00:50:34] we've been to the moon or just let the cow why can't the cows just fuck
[00:50:39] you know there's enough room and technology to allow i don't think they've
[00:50:43] ever figured out how to fuck dude i think it's been there not
[00:50:45] two thousand years yeah i first of all i don't even know
[00:50:49] where cows are indigenous from i don't know where we got their buffalo i
[00:50:52] think they i think they do this with with horses particularly because like
[00:50:56] astalling can actually kill a mare oh really you're not careful yeah
[00:51:01] and yeah exactly so good you did yeah yeah but like when you're invested like
[00:51:05] hundreds of thousands of dollars in like a horse or whatever you can't take
[00:51:08] chances like sure sure interesting but the cows it's whatever yeah cow like
[00:51:13] we we kill them every fun yeah you could also it's also automation
[00:51:17] you know it's probably just let the animals fuck you could fire all the
[00:51:20] people whose job it is to fist and fluff the
[00:51:24] yeah i'm a fluffer i have sucked the bull off before he fucks the cow
[00:51:28] well he doesn't have to use his mouth
[00:51:32] and you know i say hey those are the jobs to find a way to make the job fun i say
[00:51:38] go for me i bring a little bluetooth speaker with me
[00:51:42] i was the almond brothers while i jerk the cow off
[00:51:45] some guys just like to suck the cow
[00:51:48] simple life is yeah we have fun around here
[00:51:52] no those are those are the jobs that are coming back to america absolutely
[00:51:56] yeah hell yeah we gotta stop letting these malaysian
[00:51:59] fuck suck all the cow
[00:52:02] some malays son of a bitch is fucking elbow deep in cow pussy right now
[00:52:08] get the hell out oh fuck i uh i like Monsanto on facebook
[00:52:13] oh nice and Monsanto's been getting into it to the same degree that rathion has
[00:52:17] the like uh woke uh postings yeah that's where rathion
[00:52:23] rathion does it all the time we're like we're teaching girls
[00:52:25] science
[00:52:29] i love it yeah it's fucking like you know we're gonna always share them
[00:52:33] we're giving we're giving girls in yemen up close
[00:52:38] lessons in physics we're helping them get
[00:52:42] tans to become more beautiful even though they don't have to
[00:52:46] well i remember like uh like the like natural gas companies like they've been
[00:52:50] trying to have like a sort of uh open a pr front because everybody
[00:52:54] thinks fracking is bad and it's like they so they're doing like memes now
[00:52:58] where it's just like that feel when someone tells you like natural gas is
[00:53:02] bad and it's just like some girl rolling her eyes
[00:53:06] that people went that feel when someone says fracking causes their water to catch
[00:53:09] fire yeah i think it's cool though to have one's
[00:53:14] you go to go to go to go to go to go to the ones who are good and what i love is
[00:53:16] too is because rathion still shares all their other
[00:53:18] shit so it'll be like you know a video of like a
[00:53:21] classroom and they're teaching girls science encouraging girls to get into
[00:53:23] stem or whatever and then you know fucking morons or like
[00:53:27] you know like uh becky starfish you know or whatever they're dumb like you know
[00:53:31] facebook name is like i love this this is so great or whatever
[00:53:35] and then the next video is like the fucking mark two v18 icbm targeted
[00:53:41] laser guided system and then the comments in those are always like you
[00:53:44] know a dude that's just a fucking hat
[00:53:48] picture right now
[00:53:51] you're a fucking moron who just hates everything about
[00:53:55] obama and the last few years facebook from a profile picture is just a mustache
[00:54:00] and you fucking rosacea and stupid hat and they comment on all this rathion
[00:54:07] icbm as i one guy went down there's like america is the
[00:54:12] you do not fuck
[00:54:16] heaven the fucking seizure of commenting on how great the
[00:54:20] system is
[00:54:25] yeah oh god no those are great i i i i fucking love all that
[00:54:29] the the the cause marketing from literally evil companies which i was
[00:54:34] doing is a joke not to like you know hey
[00:54:37] guess listen up to this thing i photoshopped four years ago
[00:54:41] yeah but i did that with all like when when tostinos made that they did a tweet
[00:54:45] which they stole by the way from someone on etsy
[00:54:48] tostino they're like pizza roll yeah yeah they had a tweet where they took the
[00:54:51] word gender roles and crossed it off and it says pizza rolls oh
[00:54:54] and all these people were quote tweeting and like well i know what i'm having
[00:54:57] for dinner and it's like you stupid fuck yeah
[00:55:05] they stole that tweet from like some pillow that some girl was selling on
[00:55:08] like etsy yeah it's a stroller idea they probably compensated her really
[00:55:12] well yeah i'm sure yeah she's she's retired yeah
[00:55:17] so i did a bunch of them where it's like you know mcdonald's and then like
[00:55:20] we're heroes we let retarded people work here and put it in like every different
[00:55:24] language or like you know uh occidental petroleum like a
[00:55:28] woman she'll be able to dig wherever she wants
[00:55:31] you know uh or like you know dol like unions
[00:55:34] crossed off uh they're the same sex union
[00:55:41] yeah like coca-cola and bulimia unions no thank you
[00:55:45] sex union it was it was two bananas
[00:55:49] stupid oh along those lines like a similar genre is is something i've been
[00:55:54] seeing uh popping up recently where it's like
[00:55:57] intended to be these heartwarming stories of like perseverance and you know
[00:56:01] discipline among people where it's like you know this is this is michael
[00:56:06] like michael has been collecting recycling every single day and working
[00:56:09] two jobs while going to school to put himself through college
[00:56:13] don't ever say you can't work harder than enough like jesus more i'm just like
[00:56:17] this is such a terrible indictment of our society
[00:56:20] why did he literally collect your trash and get an education right what the
[00:56:24] fuck he's he has working three other jobs
[00:56:28] he has shittier economics than a hermit
[00:56:31] correct he does what a hermit crap does plus two more jobs yeah there is an
[00:56:36] other thing crustacean has a better economic outlook
[00:56:40] than this human being yeah there was it cost us more money to produce this
[00:56:44] video than he makes in six months yeah what i do need to change that there
[00:56:48] was an uber thing it's like uh sharrel's 11 months pregnant and still driving
[00:56:52] her uber that's oh god yeah it's like jesus christ man
[00:56:56] that's horrible giver he helped best part she was raped in a lift
[00:57:00] yeah i know you think you did
[00:57:03] yeah i just i go i love it what happened with uber with that
[00:57:07] there's some controversy now about some like you know i came up on my news feed
[00:57:10] and then my news feed refreshed so i don't know what that story in trouble
[00:57:13] again yeah yeah yeah some HR shit some women get harassed all the time bring
[00:57:17] for uber some shit like in like the corporate side
[00:57:19] yeah i think not just by their drivers yeah not just by the drivers too
[00:57:24] yep which is true yeah oh i can't wait till they just
[00:57:28] cut people out completely well that i mean we were talking about the guys
[00:57:32] who were gonna lose their jobs on fisting cows but yeah a real thing is
[00:57:35] like the next like very soon the next day is
[00:57:39] is i'll automate like yeah a truck driving cars do 30 million people are
[00:57:43] gonna be out of work so it's that game or so yeah
[00:57:46] the cab drivers that'll be a problem sure and like
[00:57:49] inner city uh uh you know courier services are one thing
[00:57:53] and especially in manhattan i feel like it would all it'll still always be
[00:57:56] faster to have a bike courier than somebody else working car
[00:57:59] so for local deliveries and stuff in the city the real impact is going to be
[00:58:03] long haul truckers long haul truckers yeah who are
[00:58:07] fucked and that'll devastate the economy so many fucking small towns yes
[00:58:10] twenty to thirty million american men have was that is that when the fucking
[00:58:14] universal basic income comes into mix just like you know
[00:58:17] probably not yeah yeah yeah but wouldn't that be cool well
[00:58:21] well here's here's the here's why the trucker thing is really fucking
[00:58:24] important is because the not only uh uh does it fuck over like the
[00:58:29] infrastructure but it's 90 percent 90 fucking percent of all
[00:58:36] uh borderline racist new york podcast and radio show audiences
[00:58:40] oh fuck you i didn't realize what it actually
[00:58:46] these guys are not sitting in the cab of their truck muttering slurs about
[00:58:50] everyone else on the road all day long
[00:58:52] what do you think they're gonna listen to kumi is show at the mall
[00:58:55] when they're out of work no of course not
[00:58:59] they're serious wall and from fucking forehead edema
[00:59:02] they can't fit earbuds in there they need the speakers inside the cab
[00:59:08] they have cauliflower ear from hate crimes they've committed over the time
[00:59:11] over the day that guy that homeless guy my friends were
[00:59:15] just hanging out with one night in rockville that had like he like i won the
[00:59:18] lottery and i'm like a legally parked behind the old jeepers in this semi
[00:59:23] campaign this guy bought a semi doesn't know how to drive
[00:59:26] no lottery and he's just always like yeah i just love buying electronics and
[00:59:31] shit i was like why are you hanging out with this guy
[00:59:33] he's found him they're buying wheat they're buying usually i think well you
[00:59:37] got to go right we're we're almost at a time here
[00:59:39] oh yeah uh i thought i can keep going i can keep going okay yeah sure i didn't
[00:59:43] know if you were on a time crunch no no yeah we're having fun
[00:59:46] yeah this is fun yeah that guy was just just had his
[00:59:48] truck that he bought yeah yeah i'm assuming
[00:59:51] semis cost like two hundred thousand dollars or here's a question like uh
[00:59:55] i see i'm i'm worried about it because of the
[00:59:57] horrific economic impact of putting 10 to 20 million from a lot of work
[01:00:01] but i'm also concerned because i feel like what do you
[01:00:04] trust more when you're driving on a highway and you see like a giant
[01:00:07] fucking tractor trailer like some guy that you just described he was like
[01:00:11] probably like sniffing crank because he's been up for 72 hours driving
[01:00:15] or just like a fucking computer driving one of those things like that that freaks
[01:00:18] me out well the thing with you can say that computers
[01:00:21] are safer than the drivers because of like well uh you know human error
[01:00:26] causes them to fuck up but that doesn't mean that there's not going to be
[01:00:29] fuck ups and in the cases of human error there's more
[01:00:32] there's more accountability right so if you have if you have a man that
[01:00:36] fucks up and drives his semi into like you know a fucking kills a family or
[01:00:40] whatever he's an independent contractor it was that man there's a clear answer
[01:00:44] this is just responsible and obviously you know
[01:00:47] you're not going to get your family back through litigation or whatever but
[01:00:50] that's just how justice works and that's the options we have available to us
[01:00:53] if it's some huge patchwork of like automated systems
[01:00:57] and bullshit you know a fucking automated truck drives and
[01:01:01] through a you know a school yard and kills a bunch of kids
[01:01:04] then it's like who's if we're gonna bring that algorithm to court
[01:01:08] exactly yeah there's no accountability no wouldn't the company be fucking
[01:01:11] the company but it's a corporation that's protected by you know it's yeah so
[01:01:15] they take a fucking ding from the lawsuit but
[01:01:17] those companies are going to be fucking huge right if you don't think it's going
[01:01:21] to be one or two companies that control all of the the you know domestic you
[01:01:25] know of course of trucking routes with these automated systems like look at
[01:01:29] look at like uh like mobile network so it's four companies in america that
[01:01:33] control all the mobile network right and verizon will continue to do shit that
[01:01:36] should just be i mean it is fucking illegal they get fine for it
[01:01:39] where they'll just decide to discontinue service in an area or something that
[01:01:43] fucked up and they won't fix it right and they'll just you know charge people
[01:01:46] more money and uh eventually they get fined by the FTC
[01:01:51] and as fines are immediately passed on to the consumers section on your bill
[01:01:55] that says like additional surcharges and then they never see any
[01:01:58] funds consequences for it so you're gonna have
[01:02:01] have enough of like big companies are able to put out these trucking lines
[01:02:05] and just literally kill people and fucking write it off as an expense
[01:02:08] because the entire it's a lot different than like the consumer
[01:02:11] automotive market where you don't like you know there's a lot more competition
[01:02:16] you don't necessarily need a car right the backbone of fucking you know
[01:02:19] everything in america all of our you know internal shipping
[01:02:23] if you bring those people to court they're not gonna fuck them over to the
[01:02:26] extent that they can't do business anymore right there's no way to boycott
[01:02:29] trucking companies really they all just fucking yeah like as you said
[01:02:32] considering like every piece of food you eat is delivered with a truck everywhere
[01:02:37] in america yeah um you think that you think the government let's say one of
[01:02:40] those one of the three companies that gets to control
[01:02:43] all of those those shipping routes or those trucking routes
[01:02:46] accidentally oh we killed you know ten thousand people
[01:02:49] they're not gonna say okay well shut it down you're gonna go out of business
[01:02:52] no they're gonna assess some kind of fine that you're
[01:02:55] gonna be class action losses but that's the scary shit is it like
[01:02:58] computers will probably be fine until they really fuck up
[01:03:02] like i could see like some some fucking chip fucking up or some shit no i think
[01:03:06] it'll be worse it'll be worse at the beginning and then the
[01:03:09] fucking system will learn from the mistakes i think that's how the computers
[01:03:13] were created i was i was talking with somebody about y2k the other day
[01:03:17] they're like yeah remember how everyone thought that was gonna be a big deal
[01:03:19] and it wasn't it was like uh it kind of was there was
[01:03:21] shit that fucking happened in y2k that you know it wasn't as bad as people
[01:03:25] thought it would be but in in england there was a computer program that like
[01:03:30] uh uh determine genetic typing for all these couples and the computer
[01:03:34] program spit out like oh yeah your son's gonna have down syndrome you better
[01:03:37] abort and there's a lot of bullshit there's all these women that fucking had
[01:03:41] their kids aborted and they're like ah we forgot to carry the one i'm sorry
[01:03:44] holy shit that was fucking y2k did that shit
[01:03:49] it's like uh you know but you know that atms weren't spitting out money so
[01:03:53] yeah it was nothing happened but yeah automation is dangerous i don't
[01:03:58] trust that shit dude don't you i mean but maybe maybe we're just old
[01:04:01] mother like this is how people probably talked about cell phones and shit
[01:04:04] and like i mean they are probably giving us cancer or something but
[01:04:07] there's something there is something scarier of cars they're so fast it's so
[01:04:11] fucking yeah but what added convenience do you get out of
[01:04:15] fucking like automated trucking systems we do the argument is that good the
[01:04:20] good cell phones cell phones benefit everybody it connects people
[01:04:25] and yeah sure similar arguments similar arguments are made about any kind of
[01:04:28] technology when like pulp fiction came out people were saying all this is
[01:04:31] gonna destroy everyone's gonna be stupid because of reading all the time
[01:04:34] right right right instead of the movie no no even the actual like genre yeah
[01:04:39] isn't that what they said about literally writing in like philosopher like
[01:04:43] that's they said about the printing press yeah when silent reading became a thing
[01:04:46] because you used to have to read out loud and people started reading in their
[01:04:49] head and they're like don't do that that's what fucking trash people yeah yeah
[01:04:52] yeah so i mean that yeah sure but certain things make you smart and certain things
[01:04:55] make you dumb as like tv definitely makes you dumb right
[01:04:58] no reading makes you smart i think if you're just a dumb person it's easier to
[01:05:02] watch tv all the time right right right if you don't have to think critically
[01:05:05] about challenge you know now there's tv that's not completely fucking dumb
[01:05:08] anymore that's true but it's easier just check out but at the same time it's
[01:05:12] it's it's a any kind of like visual medium is inherently more passive because
[01:05:16] it's like it's just being piped into your head you're not
[01:05:19] really like you're not yet exactly right right you're reading a novel you're
[01:05:22] reading it but you have to sort of create the world yeah you're doing your
[01:05:25] imagination more than just sort of like passively but it's that's receiving
[01:05:29] that's why it's not impossible though to passively consume literature and
[01:05:33] plenty of people fucking do that yeah that's why i only listen to radio plays
[01:05:38] that's all the fear of the mind i think i think
[01:05:42] uh big corporations and uh technology are just basically filming themselves
[01:05:47] fucking the american people yeah and then they're watching it back and
[01:05:50] springy fan read old time laughing about how dumb we all love yeah i don't know
[01:05:56] but yeah the bigger argument it's not that like oh well you know automation is
[01:06:00] unsafe is that it destroys jobs and it went into stores jobs it destroys
[01:06:03] people's lives and it's fucking hurts the problem of income and wealth
[01:06:07] inequality even more they have automated mcdonald's now
[01:06:10] in new york and you probably don't see them because they're not in fucking
[01:06:13] union square they have them all up in harlem right they have in the places
[01:06:16] where they want to fire people immediately right right and where the people need
[01:06:19] the jobs right well that's also weird because like
[01:06:23] uh you know mcdonald's in particular really everywhere has like almost
[01:06:27] become like de facto social services for like large segments of the population
[01:06:32] you know so like what are they gonna do they're completely like untethered
[01:06:35] from uh any human contact yeah they're gonna write the next great novel
[01:06:39] they're gonna write the next great song they're gonna make the next great dance
[01:06:44] uh part two no apparently walmart started hiring more people
[01:06:49] maybe i'm wrong well now actually i we actually talked about this on my show
[01:06:52] but there is a an article that came out a while ago about
[01:06:55] what a huge drain walmart is on local police departments right yeah yeah
[01:07:00] they actually have to have like a cop who's paid with taxes right
[01:07:05] who has to stay in the walmart yeah just keep processing all the people they
[01:07:09] arrest in walmart because these these stores are like
[01:07:11] just massive open spaces they don't hire enough people to actually do
[01:07:15] real security there's this three people working at a mess of warehouse working
[01:07:19] there when i was in new hampshire with phyllis and jason i was in a walmart
[01:07:22] and there was dog shit in the aisle which was amazing
[01:07:26] and they let their dog shit inside yeah it's crazy the other thing is that they
[01:07:32] also let people because they're they they need their employees to do this they
[01:07:36] let people stay in cars you can like in a parking lot
[01:07:39] 24 hours a day overnight rv park yeah it was initially it was for all the
[01:07:43] people because they're like they thought it would be nice for old people like
[01:07:46] the fucking you know uh the who aren't going to cause any
[01:07:49] trouble and then i thought they reverse that because of vagrants and shit
[01:07:53] yeah but like vagrancy but it's just basically like
[01:07:55] and then like like so much in in you know like modern american life like
[01:07:59] everything is like just sort of it's just like sort of
[01:08:02] these strip malls off highways but there's no real like
[01:08:05] community or main street and there's no there's no eyeballs on the street i mean
[01:08:09] like you know urbanologist sort of we're studying this like there's a
[01:08:12] where like where like eyes on the street is a thing that they think cuts down on
[01:08:14] crime because it's just like if people are out and about and it's sort of
[01:08:17] like a main street in like a high street in a town or city
[01:08:21] it's different but like now they're just these sort of people
[01:08:23] just sort of like completely like amissi desiccated like areas of just
[01:08:27] commerce so there's like nothing going on i mean you can probably get like
[01:08:30] raped or killed in walmart i'm sure it happens dude i was just in
[01:08:33] oklahoma that's exactly how that shit was it was like there's nothing
[01:08:37] no one and the closest thing to like a main street or a downtown was
[01:08:41] walmart like then she was not so like that's where people go to fucking
[01:08:44] hang and shit like that yeah i think texas so there was a walmart that
[01:08:48] had a police like substation in the walmart so it was beyond just one
[01:08:52] officer the walmart had its own police station and it's also not just that
[01:08:55] they also just pay their employees shit i'm sure they're all on like
[01:08:58] a lot of people are still in like yeah it's just like that's other ways the
[01:09:02] government fucking subsidizes walmart's bitch ass what was that what was
[01:09:05] alcohol like stuff you're out there uh doing a date yeah i was i was doing a
[01:09:09] casino um it was chairky nation chairky nation great gig shots out lacy
[01:09:15] um but the actual place was fucking kind of depressing
[01:09:19] it was especially casinos make me sad yeah that's what it said like he's
[01:09:23] he's neglecting i did it last year when hiking in the yolazarks the morning
[01:09:27] after and it was amazing yeah it was yeah well you went with re i went with
[01:09:31] fucking bobby bobby's not going fucking i would have i would have loved a nice
[01:09:34] hike but uh it was just it's all quietly laughing
[01:09:37] what you bitch how much fucking activity did your bitch ass do
[01:09:42] what a day to day when when he's doing pull-ups when you came in here i did
[01:09:46] i do i'll do push-ups right now dude yeah sure i do i'm about to finish this
[01:09:50] just half nude you're like lounging you look like you're about to eat
[01:09:54] peeled it straighten that back up everyone i just did 40 push-ups
[01:10:00] that was the grossest push-up i've ever seen you know what fuck is this the
[01:10:04] court is short so i couldn't do like really a really good one but we need to get
[01:10:07] you back in pants dude
[01:10:10] too much of these sweat this is great radio right now everybody
[01:10:14] yeah i'm gonna clap push-up everyone yeah
[01:10:19] yeah that was like dog pod man yeah this video broadcasting studios so we can
[01:10:23] force you to do exercise and then also jack off a midget and reach a fast
[01:10:28] line of your broadcasting yeah we need to what is so what's that do you got like
[01:10:34] a midget sized pussy too yeah that's interesting i'll just get sunglasses
[01:10:39] yeah um yeah i don't know man it was tough and it's like the food all the
[01:10:43] like it's hard to be to not eat like shit at a place like that
[01:10:47] in a casino yeah yeah but even the people that like live there it's like
[01:10:50] that's why san Antonio is the fattest city because you go there and it's like
[01:10:55] the way starbucks is here yeah it's like that there with fucking all of garden
[01:10:59] yeah it's incredible everywhere and like red lobster and all those like you know
[01:11:04] what's what's like uh casual dine what's that that tier of chain restaurants
[01:11:10] called where it's like sit down casual fast casual
[01:11:13] no no yeah that's like panera and shit where it's all the part of red lobster
[01:11:17] yeah yeah yeah apple bees apple bees as far as the
[01:11:21] fucking i can see you drive around san Antonio and it's all these
[01:11:24] fucking elevated highways and chain restaurants yeah and then people dress
[01:11:29] like cowboys on hover rounds they're easily five 600 pounds it's insane how
[01:11:34] fat they are down there they all want to be fat cowboys which is like first of
[01:11:37] all no one would ever let you on a horse yeah
[01:11:40] that would be fucking animal cool you have to write a bubble of fat person
[01:11:43] riding a horse is one of the funniest images it is a great is very funny no
[01:11:46] they all look like those twins yes i was just gonna say one of my
[01:11:49] favorite one of my favorites of all time the twins big bet twins on the little
[01:11:54] scooters the wallis twins yeah uh we we eat at red lobster when we were in
[01:11:59] d.c and i got to say it was the best dining experience we had there all week
[01:12:03] really yeah well these are all good fake guys love those uh yeah it's all this
[01:12:07] yeah exactly it's all the shitty b-stroze which i can't
[01:12:10] but man those fucking biscuits are so good yeah i did it a big i got the admiral
[01:12:14] splatter which is just all fried yeah just fried every yes
[01:12:19] it's just a select actually commissioned as a four star you're the navy man
[01:12:25] i did it though so i didn't get my uh lapels do they get stars in the navy or
[01:12:31] like little anchors yeah they're star yeah they get
[01:12:34] stars though yeah all the top tier like uh uh
[01:12:38] officer ranks in like our star arms services i think are stars yeah it's
[01:12:42] the same in uh kindergarten too if you get stars you like for being good
[01:12:47] and is a video hoe like a five star bitch oh yeah that's true
[01:12:50] yeah that's the highest level of bitch you could be
[01:12:53] uh um is that five star bitch that gucci
[01:12:55] i was saying i was saying to uh nik and stop yesterday well and i'm glad you're
[01:13:00] on the podcast now but as an alumnus of uh the chap at trap house i am now
[01:13:05] technically appundiced right yeah yeah and they should respect you
[01:13:09] as such uh dude no you should never i've never
[01:13:11] just i just slapped at everyone would you hear that i'm msm no i i i i was doing
[01:13:16] like uh mainstream media dude msm
[01:13:19] pundit i was bored the other day so i was doing that like curious cat thing we're
[01:13:23] just like anonymous questions from people who follow you on twitter and
[01:13:27] a lot of people were saying uh like uh we love the adam episode uh but just
[01:13:32] once again like to remind you that uh brennan wardell was your worst guest ever
[01:13:36] never that fun i will open i will burn down a hospital forever
[01:13:41] and he makes on your ship i mean he got his feelings heard because now people
[01:13:45] don't like him and he's blaming it entirely on us
[01:13:47] this yeah whatever man who cares i care i i don't like me i don't i'm not
[01:13:53] i'm not trying to be mean to me yeah it is funny he likes brennan we don't have
[01:13:56] the lie about it i can't bran is great guys please stop bullying and please
[01:14:00] stop hurting his feelings we don't want to get blamed for it anymore
[01:14:04] yeah fuck don't do it um yeah it is funny but internet hate is hilarious
[01:14:09] how much hate did that get any any nice hate for adam oh this is funny actually
[01:14:13] someone got mad that we got mad at him because uh we like just some random
[01:14:17] person was just like hey like the show but i got to say like not too happy about
[01:14:22] like you know on the most recent episode when you uh sexualized the teenage
[01:14:26] girl and i was like what and it was when we were talking about uh pop
[01:14:30] corn's girlfriend we talk about instagram savage and legend pop corn
[01:14:35] and like i was making the point that like he's the sort of like goofy
[01:14:39] like he's just sort of fat curly hair white kid who like thinks he's like a
[01:14:43] rapper but like on his instagram like he is like cooking up with like hot
[01:14:46] women and i didn't really wear a high school kid
[01:14:48] her high school king of popcorn yeah yeah like i was the spectrum of like
[01:14:53] shows you can't say that we're hot though if you have chapel on one end and then i
[01:14:57] did legionous skanks the other night where louis brought a homeless man onto
[01:15:01] the podcast tried to steal his cocaine and tried to put his false teeth in his
[01:15:04] mouth god it's like just give me a fucking teeth
[01:15:08] dude jeez dude that is so fucking disgusting
[01:15:12] so bad like samely gross he's doing that just
[01:15:16] voluntarily for not even a great laugh probably just for like i mean i'm still
[01:15:20] laughing but i think it's pretty funny what do you
[01:15:22] literally put the the and then people are getting mad about saying that pop
[01:15:25] corn's girlfriend is hot yeah like second like if we said oh dude i
[01:15:31] want to fuck off girlfriend because she's 16 you know exactly it is that we
[01:15:36] wanted to fuck it and we just said he did all right for fat chubby kirly had
[01:15:41] you know uh kentucky white boy good for him man yeah whatever i said the pop
[01:15:44] boy yeah i'm not gonna apologize for his sexualizing
[01:15:47] popcorn is uh white latarian milton of course yeah i love
[01:15:51] lieutenant latarian's gotten his life together i know and she's not surprising
[01:15:55] i mean of course if you gee out that hard is a fucking eight-year-old
[01:16:00] we got to get the the hood shit out of your system early
[01:16:03] basically where the fuck else is he gonna go except harvard
[01:16:06] yeah that's why like i said i'm glad uh sort of glad pop uh did his home
[01:16:10] invasion and assault with a deadly weapon
[01:16:13] who's 17 yeah he'd waited a little bit longer i would have
[01:16:17] shit would have been a lot you would have gone to adult prison and
[01:16:20] they would have not liked his rapids oh absolutely yeah
[01:16:23] fucking latarian was so hard as an eight-year-old like
[01:16:26] obama would have never if it was latarian obama would have never said if i had a
[01:16:30] son who never happened with latarian he looked like i don't know latarian i
[01:16:34] never met latarian i don't know who latarian is
[01:16:37] please not compare me to that boy the point beat up his grandmother for
[01:16:41] chicken wings god he was awesome what does he do he stole a car
[01:16:46] he stole our car he stole his grandma's car smashing it because you couldn't see
[01:16:49] above the dashboard because his friend came over and his friend was
[01:16:52] smoking cigarettes and he's smoking cigarettes and he's smoking cigarettes
[01:16:56] and he's smoking cigarettes and when he's smoking cigarettes because i want to do
[01:16:59] hood rat shit with my friend i want to do hood rat stuff with my
[01:17:02] friends dude that's kind of so cool that's what fucking unbridled
[01:17:06] childhood freedom looks like in a perfect world every boy would be able to
[01:17:10] absolutely oh my god yeah we need a holodeck for boys
[01:17:14] for the old people circle yeah and that'll be it this is a holodeck for boys
[01:17:20] all right thanks big big billy yeah you anything you want to
[01:17:25] fly to go i know just uh always a pleasure uh any day without
[01:17:30] calm is a waste of money that's right that's right
[01:17:32] yeah chapel trap house i'm sure there's a lot of overlap anyways but if you don't
[01:17:35] listen check it out it's great uh you guys were fun thanks
[01:17:38] june