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Ep. 45 - The Replacements

Cum Town | Regular | 03/30/2017

[00:00:00] I cut off your story. I'm sorry, but
[00:00:03] Well, I was I was primed to go into this bed bug story. Oh, yeah, we can do bed bugs
[00:00:09] We can talk free to kind of a bed bug expert after living in Chinatown. I said leave bed bugs
[00:00:15] We'll leave it that we'll do intro. This is the first so
[00:00:19] The fans of the show have been putting up with pre-recorded episodes
[00:00:24] We did me and Stav and Adam did probably
[00:00:28] 10 episodes and like a two and a half day span
[00:00:32] So and I did them out of order, but there is one of them. It was just like
[00:00:40] It's too dated, but then also like I mean
[00:00:43] You know what kind of conversation you gonna have?
[00:00:46] For literally 72 hours
[00:00:48] The last one is just you know, I think I'm pretty sure I mean there
[00:00:52] I don't remember it, but I can't imagine it's anything other than Stav just saying like I just I
[00:00:56] Just I want to fuck this bitch, but she won't
[00:01:00] Can't she won't fuck her tea. I want to she should suck my dick
[00:01:04] For an hour and a half and I was like all right solid episode
[00:01:08] We put it online for $12,000 a month
[00:01:12] I got bangers man. Yeah, that's what you ever think about doing like a clip show. You remember like sitcoms back in the day
[00:01:18] Yeah, we're they would just like I thought about doing that it would be great when we don't want to record
[00:01:22] But that's so much work to go through. I don't even I don't listen
[00:01:28] I don't listen to the podcast ever even that's probably for the best too. Yeah, let it just let them be
[00:01:33] Even if it's great, it's like I don't want to hear my voice or you know think about how
[00:01:39] This is where I wound up in my life, which is a good place to be. I guess you can't fucking bitch about it. Yeah
[00:01:43] I'm happy for you. I'm proud of you. Thanks. I'm excited. I'm happy to be here. Thank you. Yeah, well
[00:01:47] Oh, yeah, so I guess I'll this is come town West with a different guess
[00:01:53] We got Jamelle Johnson
[00:01:56] Hey, that's Jamelle. That's me and Dana Bell. Hello. So it this is also these are also DC Comics funny mom's class
[00:02:06] 2013 yeah 2012
[00:02:10] Yeah
[00:02:11] Yeah, so this is like the come town West crew for this week until Adam Adam and a saver coming in next week
[00:02:17] So I guess we're gonna they couldn't stay away. Yeah, we're gonna do a couple well cuz I told them we ran out of episodes and
[00:02:23] They were like shit. So are you gonna like fly back to New York? I was like, no, I guess I'm just gonna do the podcast with other people
[00:02:29] They were like we're buying tickets now
[00:02:32] That night yeah cuz they're worried about getting replaced. Yeah, you got a whole you know, you guys are both contenders to replace that
[00:02:39] The stocks are volatile. So I'm trying to get in it's a bear market
[00:02:42] I'm surprised they didn't fucking do their own podcast while I was gone and try to edge me out
[00:02:48] True call it the come at something. Yeah, but just steal the name
[00:02:52] Just be why the fuck no, I don't know how to hire a lawyer and sue anybody just like the fucking temptations
[00:02:57] You remember when it was two sets of temptations? No, that was like a thing like
[00:03:02] Temptations to yeah, yeah, like when they broke up and Eddie Russell. Well, what do you mean remember this has it
[00:03:07] Happened like 45 years before we talk about the fucking mini series the NBC may you remember that shit? No
[00:03:14] This was like some like earth 90s was that part of that string where they were like doing
[00:03:19] Biopics about people that were still alive. Yes, it was kind of weird like when they made that Robin Williams movie
[00:03:24] And it's like he hasn't even killed himself yet
[00:03:26] We got another five years
[00:03:29] There was and it was weird because they got a guy that looked exactly like Robin Williams
[00:03:34] And it was almost like some agent found that guy and was like oh
[00:03:39] God, there's only one thing here's what yeah wrote the biopic him. You're gonna be young pope
[00:03:47] That's how that show happened
[00:03:49] But yeah, so I like I haven't I haven't done a podcast in weeks. How you feel you seem a little warmed up, you know
[00:03:57] You're ready to go on in my element, you know
[00:03:59] Yeah, it's been a hectic couple of weeks
[00:04:04] So life in the fast lane at least there's like new stuff to talk about there is but it's all bad
[00:04:09] Genions a lot of opinions. Yeah, the internet was coming for me pretty hard over the weekend for real
[00:04:15] Yeah, which is weird because I've been off I got kicked off Twitter like a month ago. I forgot dog
[00:04:20] I don't even check for you anymore ever since Nicole. Yeah disappeared. I was like
[00:04:24] Yeah, well, I don't understand like there's been so many iterations of people like going after me
[00:04:32] You know and they're like explain this and it's just like I like to jack off
[00:04:38] You know on the bus or whatever
[00:04:40] I mean, it's like I don't I have so much disdain for Twitter as a fucking medium
[00:04:44] The fact that anyone could like at this point still try to you know take me to task for
[00:04:49] Just what was the end result how they nothing because I know you're using result is because I have no ability to respond to it
[00:04:57] It just goes away after also like what would they can't kick they can't kick you off Twitter. You've already been right
[00:05:03] I've already been kicked off Twitter. So there's nothing even to do. That's right. Yeah, it mostly became it because there's nothing
[00:05:09] You get me fired from they were like trying to get people to stop being friends with me
[00:05:13] Which is like such a like don't let them come to your birthday party
[00:05:17] You're not we're having my birthday party discovery zone and you're not coming and everyone else is coming and you can't come
[00:05:23] Right and if you go to your birthday party, then it's like that's a bad sign. That's such a that's such a fucking
[00:05:29] You remember that shit when children would do that like you can't come to my birthday party. It's like yeah
[00:05:33] I'm gonna have to fucking buy you a present. I'm with it. Yeah, right?
[00:05:37] I'm I'm gonna we used to just go every year was bowling you guys ever do bowling with the um
[00:05:42] The kitty rails. Yeah, I should fear as a joke about that that
[00:05:47] because it the you guys he goes yeah, I was bowling and
[00:05:53] The Down syndrome kids had their own special device
[00:05:57] And he's like I'm not making fun of the Down syndrome kids. This is the way he says Down syndrome in that joke. That's so funny to me
[00:06:02] I was jealous of fools man. Yeah, you could just push the book like they had bowling rigged
[00:06:08] Yeah, I understand what the point of that is is to make you better bowling, but you're not good at it
[00:06:16] Yeah, good at throwing it
[00:06:18] I'm in a direction being kid and thinking I was amazing at bowling
[00:06:22] but I would play with the bumpers and
[00:06:24] Then like I was like talk to my friends about bowling or whatever at school
[00:06:28] You know like you have like daily bowling conversations with your friends and I was like yeah
[00:06:34] I'll fuck I'm like good at bowling and I remember my going friends and they didn't use the bumpers and I'm like we're not
[00:06:40] We're seven
[00:06:41] We're not growing up. We're not even a spicy and call it a sport. Yeah, but a level bowling. Yeah
[00:06:46] I used to go bowling like like
[00:06:49] Pretty often in Austin. There was a place in Cedar Park that had like five dollar all you can bowl
[00:06:55] Oh, that's true
[00:06:56] And it sure ran it was like four bucks so you'd pay nine dollars and you could bowl for like six hours
[00:07:00] Fuck my bowl all the time now. Do you there's a spy in Korea town?
[00:07:04] Chateau 39. Yeah
[00:07:07] Pretty sure they prostitutes. Oh no, I was gonna say a driving range. No, they're definitely running hose out of the fucking Chateau 39
[00:07:14] They have like security outside
[00:07:18] Imagine getting a bowling prostitute
[00:07:21] That's fucking that's terrible. It's she they just clean themselves out over that like hand-blowing
[00:07:29] Smelled like shoes. Yeah. Yeah
[00:07:31] Yeah, yeah, that sounds great. Oh, it's a good old time. Yeah, we should open to like
[00:07:39] It's either it's got to be last call or after last call at minimum. Yeah, so you go fuck it up
[00:07:46] About 130 you ever get kicked out of a bowling place because the league bowling guys come in yes
[00:07:51] You guys have gone there like so much more than I've ever gone bowling in my turn because it's one of those things were like
[00:07:56] You it's bowling's tricky because you want to be it's a thing you're like I could be good at bowling right
[00:08:02] Yeah, it just seems like it seems like a thing that you could be good at if you put enough time and like
[00:08:07] Does it yeah, I feel about pool right like cursive. Yeah, something that you had to do in third grade cursive
[00:08:12] You've you've missed the boat on that if you're not good at cursive by now. It's over. Yeah, I'm just fucking trash too son
[00:08:18] I need to get on it. Is that cursive? I guess yeah, I think
[00:08:22] Signature is different. That's just squiggly you just have to make cool squiggly lens
[00:08:27] Yeah, cursive is I started writing in all capital letters when I was in like seventh grade or something because I thought it was badass
[00:08:34] And I still write that way
[00:08:37] That makes a lot of sense does it I feel like yeah
[00:08:40] I don't know why but I just feel like yeah, you're an all caps guy who does that is is like executives of
[00:08:46] businesses and then also homeless people on their cardboard signs. Those are the two spheres a
[00:08:54] Society that use all capital letters. Yeah
[00:08:58] Yeah, I think for both both people it's like if one thing had gone differently they would swap lives
[00:09:04] Oh, man. I saw the fucking funniest shit today and the people are gonna say oh that didn't happen
[00:09:10] It's not real Adam has a lot of stories like that
[00:09:12] Where he's like I saw this I saw this shit happen. You're like that. There's no way you're that lucky that you get to see
[00:09:18] No, you see stuff like that all the time
[00:09:20] I do but I'm second to Adam and that that the hierarchy of people to get to see hilarious shit
[00:09:25] Yeah, but today I was in downtown and I was walking behind this homeless lady who is like
[00:09:33] Super fucking homeless, you know like the like the pigeon bitch from home alone to yeah
[00:09:38] Yeah, like that level
[00:09:40] But that's the characters name if you burn laps why don't you go get the VHS wait for the credits to roll
[00:09:48] Pigeon bitch dot dot dot dot dot dot as herself
[00:09:53] It'll come up
[00:09:56] Yeah, no I was walking down this it was like you pigeon bitch. Yes me
[00:10:00] Well, it was it was like this homeless black lady
[00:10:03] And she's got like a blanket overhead and a shopping car just filled with like bags of stuff and like her shoes were all
[00:10:08] Like just severely homeless and it's like starting to rain a little bit
[00:10:12] And I'm like maybe 15 feet behind her and this car pulls up with like these two girls in it
[00:10:16] And they like slowed down and the girl in the passenger seat like rolls down the window
[00:10:20] And then she's like going through like groceries or whatever and she pulls out like a loaf of like Ezekiel bread
[00:10:25] And like this just hey like like you know gestures out the window to hand it to her
[00:10:30] Like you think it's gonna be this fucking like upworthy moment and the homeless woman just looks at her and looks back and looks back again
[00:10:37] It goes I don't need no fucking bread bitch
[00:10:40] You fucking ho and starts yelling at her
[00:10:47] Crazy she just starts trashing the girl in the car that she just has to like
[00:10:53] withdraw the bread
[00:10:56] As the friend rolls up the window and they drive away, that's amazing
[00:11:01] One time I was it that did a lot for me. That's how every episode of that show
[00:11:05] What would you do should end? Yes, you know that show with that
[00:11:10] Nickelodeon should no no it's like on NBC prime time or something. Oh shit. There's a still on is it?
[00:11:15] I don't know. I mean I I can't remember a time
[00:11:18] I actually ever saw it broadcast. It's like a thing
[00:11:21] It was like up worthy before there was an up worthy, you know or a buzzfeed before there was bus sheet
[00:11:26] This is like a show where they're like
[00:11:28] We he was set up a restaurant and we sent a retarded guy in and tried that he tried to read the menu, but it was called a Marie
[00:11:35] Tom I thought that was just a part of date line. Yeah
[00:11:39] Yeah, and they're like with let's see what happens like now
[00:11:42] What if the retard was Muslim and it's like I don't even know a point you're trying to make it
[00:11:46] It was always someone being really mean to someone in a public setting and just seeing if someone would intervene and he's like well
[00:11:52] you just like
[00:11:53] Be mean to yeah, it's like a really weird setup where it wasn't like what would you do in this situation?
[00:11:58] Well, it's not a real experiment, but it's like an idiot's understanding of what an experiment is
[00:12:02] It's like really all all the all their measuring is like what portion of the population is afraid of confrontation
[00:12:09] Yeah, and that's like the only real metric you could maybe get out of the show
[00:12:14] But now I just feel like everyone just assumes when they see something like that like in the back of their mind
[00:12:19] They're like this is one of those fucking shows. Yeah, this is gonna be
[00:12:22] Mm-hmm. How I respond is gonna be on TV. Well, there should be an NBC show called. I don't need no fucking bread bit
[00:12:30] And that's just what would you do, but that's the response whenever anyone tries to
[00:12:36] Yeah, you're on the Jamie Kennedy
[00:12:39] That's a camera that's a camera that's a camera you're a bitch. That's a camera the bread is a camera
[00:12:46] I'm the opposite. I don't assume shoot is fake
[00:12:49] I assume everything's real and I'm gonna have to testify in court. Yeah
[00:12:55] Yeah, yeah, oh I totally walk away
[00:12:58] There's like the amount of times I've like intervened in something in my life is I could count on one hand
[00:13:02] Yeah, the pie chart is definitely it ain't even yeah, I wasn't I
[00:13:08] actually I feel like I intervene a lot but
[00:13:11] Like but it's always like a really obvious choice to intervene like my neighbor or who I thought was like
[00:13:19] Like abusing his girl anyway call the cops for that just no calling the cops is not intervene
[00:13:25] Okay, cool. Well, I have an intervening story, which is I was in an uber and they got to show up and shoot both of them
[00:13:32] That's true. Okay, we're gonna check the handbook, but I think we have to shoot you too
[00:13:38] I
[00:13:40] Look I'm just doing my job
[00:13:43] I'm afraid
[00:13:44] Constantly and I'm doing my job. They actually replaced the academy with a DVD copy of the movie crash
[00:13:50] And that's how we learn how to be police officers now. It's an Oscar winner. So, you know, it's good
[00:13:56] We talked about another episode, but like it's like a whole aspect of that movie that they didn't explore is Terrence Howard's micro penis
[00:14:03] Damn. Yeah, that's a weird movie America needs to see that to rewatch knowing that Terrence Howard has a micro penis
[00:14:10] I don't remember anything about that movie
[00:14:12] Yeah, but I'm sure it would be better if I knew that he had a micro penis. It's a terrible movie
[00:14:17] It's not a good movie. You remember you guys hear the thing about him. He's like
[00:14:21] You made up his own math. Yes, he wrote a book. He's a yeah, Terrence Howard is like a self-proclaimed mathematician
[00:14:27] He got like really mad about like one times one equaling one. He was like oh that like dumb algebra trick. Yeah
[00:14:34] And he I don't remember this was a while ago, right? Yeah, he wrote a whole book about how it's 11
[00:14:40] Basically one times one is 11. Yeah, then what he's just not operating on like base 10 mathematics. Yeah, he's doing his own thing
[00:14:47] Yeah, so you know where that came from is he measured his dick and it was
[00:14:51] He was like, you know, it's 11. I got 11 in 11 inch dick fuck everybody
[00:14:57] Me and I don't have I don't have a small dick. It's 11 inches man
[00:15:05] Yeah
[00:15:07] A lot of people didn't know about the micro penis. I got an argument with it about it at work people just didn't believe me
[00:15:13] The Terrence Howard out of micro penis. We had to look it up at work. Yeah, how'd you would and put
[00:15:18] Their photo evidence. Yeah, you pull it up. He for some reason he just went naked in a movie in 50 cents movie
[00:15:26] Really? Yeah, so it's a very easy argument to settle get Richard. I try it. That one. Yep. Mm-hmm. That's crazy
[00:15:32] That's how it's penis. Yeah, damn. I saw that in the fucking theaters, bro. Wait and you don't remember
[00:15:38] Yeah, I should remember that it was I mean it's fair. It's a split second. Okay. Oh, but somebody was like oh
[00:15:44] I can pause this and see it and there it is. Yeah, well they turn it into a gif
[00:15:50] enhanced yeah
[00:15:52] enhanced
[00:15:53] Nope keep enhancing
[00:15:55] Keep going. Yeah
[00:15:58] Do you guys have anything coming up anything you want to plug?
[00:16:01] Plugs it over. I know it's not over. We've been doing this 15 minutes
[00:16:07] I just feel like there wasn't enough of an intro. Oh
[00:16:10] Oh, yeah, I'm still Jamil your Dana. Yeah. Yeah, what do I got coming up?
[00:16:15] I got a show at this weird art space April 7th
[00:16:20] It's called comedy in the cut. Yeah, well you have a podcast too, right? Oh, yeah
[00:16:24] I got a basketball podcast. What's it called air buds air buds on?
[00:16:29] Soundcloud do you have any you're worried about legal trouble with the air bud?
[00:16:33] The I mean I figure the plural I'm trying to get over like vanilla ice, you know, I'm saying one slight difference. Yeah
[00:16:42] Yeah, we are we're using kind of the same color scheme, but I don't give a shit. Yeah golden instead the color
[00:16:49] All golden golden rod
[00:16:51] on
[00:16:52] Honey suckle. Yeah, I mean I think golden tree was had a hot run in the 90s dog 15 years ahead
[00:16:59] Yeah, that that was America's dog and then it's not somehow been replaced by pit bulls. That's what I was what happened to the culture
[00:17:07] You know I got fierce man. I guess we were too soft. Is that Trump's America? Yeah, man his pit bulls welcome out
[00:17:14] You have you ever see those pictures of uh speaking of somebody who doesn't have a micro penis of pit bull
[00:17:20] Dancing on stage with different women. He just gets his dick completely hard in his pants
[00:17:25] Like dress pants. Yeah dancing with people and you can see him like grinding and he's just got this massive heart on
[00:17:32] I have a question as a lady though like that
[00:17:35] I mean, it's not hard to not get a boner when you're is it hard to not get a boner when you're dancing?
[00:17:39] No, you have to make an effort
[00:17:41] I think pit bull right has to make an effort if he's on stage at like an iHeart media production
[00:17:47] He had his dick heart like a fucking you know, he thought it would be a good look
[00:17:52] I feel like he thought it would be impressive to have a heart dick on stage
[00:17:55] Which I can understand I actually fuck with pit bull more after I saw those pictures
[00:17:59] Yeah, hard dick in front of like a whole crowd
[00:18:03] I feel like his whole vibe and all of his songs you know, we would more sense
[00:18:07] You know, we do that a hard dick the whole time. Yeah, but you knew would do that is an actual pit bull
[00:18:12] Pit bull would have its fucking pink dick out. He's living his rhymes. Yeah, yeah exactly
[00:18:17] um
[00:18:19] So I guess uh this week I saw get out
[00:18:23] Look, this is a fast-paced podcast. We're moving it around. We got it. We got it
[00:18:26] We got it. We got it. No keep it if you want to jump in with anything jump in jump out change the conversation sure up
[00:18:32] Yeah, you know
[00:18:33] The key to successful podcasting and I've learned this quick moves my six-month rise of the top
[00:18:38] right before my you know dramatic fall this week at the hands of
[00:18:44] Stalinists, I believe it was
[00:18:46] Uh, Twitter has had a problem with me
[00:18:48] These people that like joseph stalin a lot. I love being lectured on comedy by people who's like
[00:18:54] Avatar is a statue
[00:18:58] It's like some obscure fucking
[00:19:01] Oh shit. I almost bought a rush of soccer jersey. So you guys know I got uh at soccer niggas on twitter. Hell. Yeah, you know, I'm a big fan
[00:19:08] And is it your instagram also? No, well, I got it. Yeah. Yeah, I definitely keep I got it on me
[00:19:13] But yeah broccoli has to me why broccoli house. Where does that come from? Is there a big is there a big premier leg thing going on right now?
[00:19:20] Yeah, it's just like the final seasons kind of coming around
[00:19:24] There's like it's like the last like
[00:19:26] 1.5 or should say you know, it's just getting to English sports is weird because there's no playoffs. Oh, really?
[00:19:32] Yeah, you just it's just like you look so many layers past the most. Yeah, that kind of I kind of like that more
[00:19:37] That makes sense. I mean it makes every game more interesting, but it's also kind of
[00:19:41] a
[00:19:42] No moment of yeah
[00:19:44] Yeah
[00:19:45] Because somebody could just win in february
[00:19:48] Yeah, and then you just have to watch three more months of fucking soccer. Oh, that's true. Yeah, that happens sometimes
[00:19:54] Yeah, but this year's kind of good, but I was in the spot and they had a fucking
[00:19:57] Like a bunch of team russia jerseys on clearance. Uh, and I almost went there
[00:20:02] I don't think i'm ready yet. Oh, did my most the most coveted tracksuit if I could have any tracksuit russia
[00:20:08] while the 19 like 80
[00:20:10] Russian Olympic tracksuit who is it like bright red? Yeah, red with the yellow or white?
[00:20:16] I think I've only seen
[00:20:18] A couple of pictures of it online because I went looking specifically for that one. Yeah. Yeah, that doesn't look like a red
[00:20:25] With a white stripe and I think that's like
[00:20:27] They they couldn't have adidas because they were like communist. Yeah, so they couldn't have so they had something like adidas knock off
[00:20:34] Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the deal
[00:20:37] But how many tracks you got? Oh, I really only I'm kind of a poser. I only got two
[00:20:42] Three pants. I have two full suits three sets of pants. See I'm kind of the other I've got three jackets
[00:20:48] Yeah, two pants. Well with the at the time I started buying a lot of tracksuits. I didn't really have any money
[00:20:54] So I was just wasting money on tracksuits true and now that I like have enough money
[00:20:59] I feel like I've leapfropped tracksuits and I'll buy play stations and TVs and shit
[00:21:03] You just got a room full of laser discs. Yeah, well in my head
[00:21:07] I'm like oh, it's a business expense and I can't wait until I get audited
[00:21:12] Like they're like yeah, no, we're just gonna take the playstation
[00:21:16] And take it down to the government controllers. They're talking into it. Yeah camera to spy on Syrian children whatever they do
[00:21:23] with play stations
[00:21:25] um
[00:21:26] Yeah, I don't know I started playing FIFA
[00:21:28] Because stop and Adam had FIFA and I was like, oh cool. We can play online and now they just come to my apartment and play FIFA there
[00:21:34] So there's a mistake the by-fief
[00:21:37] Now you've just got uh grown-ups
[00:21:39] Playing games on your crib. Yeah, because I'm gonna play I was I started playing that new
[00:21:43] Resident evil how is that shit? It's cool. I'm with him in that six up
[00:21:48] Uh, I the only one I ever liked was the remake of the first one
[00:21:53] Uh, what they call it was zero was I gone uh zero was the one after zero was the sequel to the remake
[00:21:59] But the remake was just called Resident Evil. Yeah, when it was it also on GameCube?
[00:22:02] Yeah, I tried to make GameCube cool so many times. Yeah, they did
[00:22:07] God bless GameCube was the last good Nintendo console. I'm not buying that switch shit
[00:22:12] I mean, I stopped playing video games for like eight years
[00:22:15] Just because I was wasting so much money on it
[00:22:17] Can be up in GameStop now. I got money to waste know the whole staff's name right. Yeah, yeah
[00:22:23] Uh, no never to that extent
[00:22:25] That's that would be fucked up
[00:22:28] If you're on first name basis with the entire yeah, I I worked as a seasonal employee at GameStop though
[00:22:35] Oh nice. Yeah, I tried to get that job didn't work. It's great meals. They went iron
[00:22:39] You get a 25 discount on games. That's the only reason I did it. That's what the fucking time and yeah, there were some fucking
[00:22:44] Autistic people
[00:22:47] Store, you know a seasonal job. I used to work at a fucking rest stop on uh
[00:22:54] 95 yeah, I thought that was like a regular job though
[00:22:57] I mean it was I say it's seasonal because I was only there for one season. Oh, okay. I made it a summer
[00:23:01] It wasn't like a Christmas job. Oh, no, no, I was just one more Christmas help for the Christmas rush at the fucking bathroom
[00:23:07] Yeah, that doesn't
[00:23:09] People are gonna have have Christmas diarrhea. You're gonna have gingerbread diarrhea and we need extra hands. I'll pop it all up
[00:23:18] Yeah, also the head of the rest stop is like a uh
[00:23:21] F.A.O. Schwartz. Do you wear it? Yeah, yeah, I have two turtle dubs
[00:23:26] Yeah, that goes a pedophile, right? Yeah, you know one too. He was just trying to fuck Kevin
[00:23:30] Of course, man. Yeah, everyone in that movie is trying to fuck Kevin thin chinless guy the robbers the pigeon bitch
[00:23:36] Mm-hmm his parents the pigeon bitch. Nah, man. The pigeon bitch was just she just fuck with kids
[00:23:42] You know I'm saying yeah, she had it like you know a miscarriage
[00:23:44] I made her crazy
[00:23:45] I like that just like an affluent white family can be that reckless with their child and not lose them
[00:23:51] Like not have child protective services be like well. This is the second time you
[00:23:57] Exposed your son to violent criminals through negligence left your kid in the Bronx
[00:24:03] Yeah
[00:24:05] I
[00:24:06] You know what I say that's the American dream dog
[00:24:09] What being able to be rich enough to leave you kids and then they just come back fine
[00:24:13] Yeah, you did nothing. I mean, that's how rich kids all rich kids have like horribly negligent parents
[00:24:18] You just like let them buy cocaine when they're like 11 instead of waiting until they're 19
[00:24:24] Respectable age of I cocaine
[00:24:27] Seriously though don't do it in the house, you know
[00:24:31] Yeah, then you're just that's just bad parenting because you're not learning how to be subtle about things
[00:24:37] You guys ever hang out with any of those kids?
[00:24:39] I was in night school with these these two black girls that had kids and they were like their kids were already like four or five
[00:24:45] And they were probably like 17 18 or whatever so they were like moms, you know, they like she had the routine down
[00:24:51] Yeah, they knew how to be fucking moms or whatever never one of them
[00:24:54] We were riding the bus somewhere and she was saying like yeah
[00:24:57] My son got this fucking like bang this head and he's got this fucking like wilt that won't go down or whatever
[00:25:02] And I was like why don't you take him to the hospital and they were both like
[00:25:06] No, no, no, no, no
[00:25:07] Like like like I had made some grave error and suggesting that they take their kids to the hospital
[00:25:13] And I was like what the fuck why they're like they're gonna say it's neglected and my kids gonna be taken away from me
[00:25:18] And I was like holy shit valid. I have to report these women
[00:25:22] To child return to serve and I marched down there
[00:25:27] I filled out the paperwork, but unfortunately I forgot how to spell their names. There you go. There were too many there were too many vowels
[00:25:33] Is it Ralisha
[00:25:37] Uh, sir, we've actually run out of ink
[00:25:41] Put a couple of answers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, uh dollar sign
[00:25:46] I'm sorry. I wanted to spell I started spelling my name with like the dollar sign bars, but through every single letter
[00:25:54] You know what I mean? Yeah
[00:25:56] Yeah, that'd be cool. Yeah. Well, I don't know if people would get it or not
[00:25:59] I think they would I think they would probably get it more than you'd like you know, I feel like that could blow up
[00:26:05] Like on some like at the fucking supreme store or some shit. Yeah
[00:26:08] That would be cool. My beast with that shit
[00:26:10] Oh, the goal is just to get into the supreme store now that I'm fucking I'm a Hollywood guy, you know
[00:26:15] Oh, yeah, malibu mall dog my new
[00:26:18] People can't see this but I actually have a goatee right now and sunglasses. It's true. I have a pointing into your nostril
[00:26:24] Yeah
[00:26:25] I got sunglasses a black bandana now instead of my regular yellow one rip to the competition. Yeah, that's why we go all black
[00:26:34] Um speaking of all black
[00:26:37] You guys see get out
[00:26:39] Just get a good break at the right time. I finally saw I had to see it. Yeah, just to find the source material for all the memes
[00:26:47] Oh, okay. You're in the sunken place. Yeah. Yeah, I sunk I went down to uh the sunken palace
[00:26:53] Yeah, and she was you know, I feel like you know being on twitter kind of ruined the movie
[00:26:58] I honestly I played my little brother. Mm-hmm for kind of giving away. I was like, okay
[00:27:02] And I mean also like I don't think there's anything to give away though
[00:27:05] I mean you gotta go into it knowing exactly what's gonna happen and that's what makes it a good movie
[00:27:09] Yeah, is that it's like all right. Here's what you're gonna get and then it fucking delivers straight through you know
[00:27:14] I mean and it's still the twist was I so I went into it thinking all right
[00:27:19] Worst nightmare some white people wanted to bottomize me
[00:27:23] obviously and I was imagining like a bunch of like black people getting mutilated but it was
[00:27:31] You know spoiler alert. Yeah, the other way it doesn't matter
[00:27:34] No one gives you this podcast is gonna watch well. Yeah, just to see just a they're already they already stopped listening to this
[00:27:42] Because I criticized the white family from home alone. Yeah, yeah, true. They're just going back to listen to stop. So spoil away
[00:27:49] Well, yeah, just you know watching a black dude, uh, you know in pale
[00:27:55] A family from the burbs. It was fun. Yeah, I had a great time
[00:27:59] Well, what's cool about it too is that like it it
[00:28:02] I saw some criticisms of people saying it's like, you know, like sort of like a kill whitey exploitation movie in the same vein as jango or whatever
[00:28:09] But it's not at all and like that there's maybe
[00:28:12] That that scene where he gets out of the chair and like runs away is maybe what three and a half minutes long
[00:28:18] Necessary in the movie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's all necessary and then it's like, you know, I mean a pretty easy, you know
[00:28:26] Uh, uh allegory to pick apart and it's not heavy-handed. It's kind of well done
[00:28:31] It's well-paced and it's why I enjoyed it was because it's like usually I fucking hate horror movies
[00:28:37] They're all garbage with the exception of because they trassel hard. No because they don't like half of them are made by wwe
[00:28:45] I saw oculus because someone recommended oculus a couple years ago. Oh boy
[00:28:49] And it's like fucking wwe productions and I was like there's no way this is good
[00:28:55] And it's like what if a mirror was scary and that's it. That's all
[00:29:00] Watching you at the top of the yeah, yeah, that would be cool. Yeah, that would be a cool harm movie
[00:29:05] A sting was just following you around. It's like in the rafters everywhere you go. Remember we're gonna do that me you and adam
[00:29:12] Oh the stings the original stings the comma stings the comedy and then we're gonna put a little tiny bernie mac
[00:29:19] Yeah, we're all gonna have
[00:29:21] Wcw stingpaint on her faces. I'm close my work
[00:29:28] Deals we gonna get there. Yeah
[00:29:31] Yeah, use your new hollywood connections hollywood is hell dog get yeah, uh, well I went to go see you get out and adam was like
[00:29:38] Um go see it in Compton. You have to go see it in a black theater and it's like I don't think I have to go to Compton
[00:29:44] Yeah, I feel like that's like a very much a chance. We've got a lot of
[00:29:50] That's gonna fundamentally change the movie. I feel like that's a very like white person in get-out thing to say
[00:29:58] Like it's like they would be like oh, I saw let me tell you I saw get out in Compton and it just changed the whole movie
[00:30:04] You know like that's what they would tell although I will say I saw jango in theaters twice
[00:30:09] And I saw it in like you know a more diverse
[00:30:13] Uh theater and then like a predominantly white one and I swear to god. I'm not kidding
[00:30:19] You know the the one that was more diverse there was like people clapping at the revenge scenes or whatever
[00:30:24] People were laughing at the n-word in the white theater when somebody was saying the n-word they were like, uh
[00:30:31] They're like I get this. Yeah, it might have just been me. I mean, but that means people so I'm included in people
[00:30:38] You are every people I might have just been drowning out everyone else's laughter with my own
[00:30:42] With my cigar and my Hawaiian shirt in the middle of the theater my feet up lay rass and nick nalti's family
[00:30:50] Laughing and that's a cape-fear reference for a dana who hasn't seen any movie. I haven't gotten most of the references
[00:30:58] I tuned out during the whole video game. Yeah, you know, I was just saying today that the other sisters kind of a fucked up movie because julia
[00:31:06] Lewis is like hot like I know it's for julia
[00:31:10] Lewis another sister came out and I was happy that she was
[00:31:12] Should I stop being off to this? I don't understand
[00:31:16] What this is doing to me. Yeah, same me too
[00:31:19] julia Lewis is an actress who's
[00:31:23] American actress. I know who all the actors are. I've just never seen any of the movies they've ever been. How does that happen? I don't know
[00:31:31] A lot of people mags. Well, I get I don't know. Yeah, just aware of things and movies
[00:31:36] But I've never seen any of them the other sisters in movie where julia Lewis plays a retarded woman
[00:31:42] Hence the other sister
[00:31:46] Which I love the title of the movie is just like the fucking cruelest youth
[00:31:51] Straight off top. Yeah. Yeah, it's instead of like she's all that it's oh, she's fucked up
[00:31:58] Yeah, and then fragrance jr. Place the love interest in the in the other sister
[00:32:02] Oh, is he's retarded dude? No, it's um, I was doing a joke on no no. No, yeah. Yeah, you don't have to pretend to laugh at it
[00:32:10] Yeah, no
[00:32:11] I was in it. I was
[00:32:13] Swept away. I appreciated it. Yeah, I was in that's why it's
[00:32:17] When people listen to podcast complain about stops incessant laughter and it's like they don't realize that
[00:32:23] The show is a four and a half minute long podcast
[00:32:26] Interrupted by stops laughed. Yeah, I'm here to fill a role. Yeah. Oh, you have to play stop
[00:32:32] I mean, not just the just the laughs LPM. No one could ever replace stop. I mean everybody knows that you know
[00:32:37] I'm saying I don't mean as my friend anyone could easily replace him as my friend. He's he's not really worth it
[00:32:43] Valuable on the show. Yeah, friend shows in me that great broadcast got his fingers crossed behind his back
[00:32:49] Right behind vern lunch list in the hall of fame of broadcasting. Yeah
[00:32:54] Are you guys talking about vern lunch list who's vern lunch list?
[00:32:57] We got you does all the final four shit. We still haven't finished explaining the other sister. Oh, yeah, shit
[00:33:03] Yeah, the rest of these parties just explained stuff to me. I have no problem turning it into that
[00:33:08] Yeah, that's such an easy out and such an easy way to fucking walk through
[00:33:13] You know, I also let me finish this get out and it goes and then we have to talk about bed bugs
[00:33:18] I haven't forgotten. Okay. Yeah, we all got we got you in the queue spotify queue
[00:33:23] Uh, so in get out. There's another spoiler, but you know fucking who cares
[00:33:29] Uh, so you remember the scene where like he's finally escaping from the house
[00:33:34] And the girl is the rifle and then she's six the like granddad groundskeeper black dude on him
[00:33:41] And he chases him down. He does the camera thing and the guy's like hippocampus activates or whatever and he turns around and shoots the girl
[00:33:47] Yeah, you know
[00:33:48] Everyone in the theater starts like clapping. They're like, yeah, because he like shot the white girl
[00:33:53] And then he turns back around he puts the gun under his chin. He blows his brains out and one guy in the theater
[00:33:59] Started clapping
[00:34:03] And it was so fucking fun
[00:34:06] It was like the perfect bit. I almost felt like that guy had to have watched the movie the first time
[00:34:11] It was like I gotta come back
[00:34:14] Yeah, all in burbank
[00:34:16] Nice. Yeah, that is pretty good. Yeah, I got yelled at by a guy
[00:34:21] When I was watching ant man hit man. Hey man. You remember that one?
[00:34:26] Yeah, I also I was in I was in Baltimore in a weird kind of shape in that movie
[00:34:31] Yeah, I was on mushrooms
[00:34:33] Theater in Baltimore and it was you know, it's ant man
[00:34:37] Yeah, so it's like at the climax of the movie where he's got to get like extra tiny
[00:34:40] Yeah, did you go see a Baltimore cuz Adam was like you got to go see
[00:34:44] You
[00:34:45] Make sure it's a black theater that you see ant man in with the west Baltimore
[00:34:50] Shripping it was it was a trap house
[00:34:53] Set up in it rode in on a motorbike
[00:34:56] Point to a hoe-tep meeting to go watch Stuart little so I can get the real experience
[00:35:05] I rented out a theater with the black Israelites. I'm just laughing about Adam in a theater in Compton
[00:35:10] Yeah, hey, it was just legs crossed. No, I'm cool
[00:35:15] Yeah with his legs crossed. Oh gay
[00:35:18] He's like limp ankles. He's got like he's got like the way like a fey wrist, but in his ankle bones true
[00:35:25] Yeah, yeah
[00:35:27] Like he's dangling he's holding his foot out for you to
[00:35:31] Pull up like he's a debut taunt coming down the stairs
[00:35:34] Very precious. Mm-hmm. I know exactly what you mean Adam in that theater Jesus Christ
[00:35:42] Yeah, he sits like a call sign an album sounds. Yeah. Yeah, so feel trip
[00:35:47] But feel trip to Compton make him go to Compton and yeah, he should be forced to be like a big brother
[00:35:53] When he comes out here, we'll go out there. We'll get him out there. I'll take him out to Compton
[00:35:57] I'm gonna pick him up from LAX and then we just won't leave LA
[00:35:59] He's Compton though. If it's Compton like like Harlem is now where people like oh Compton
[00:36:05] Compton's kind of crazy cring shots more like that. Yeah, yeah
[00:36:07] Crem shots like Harlem
[00:36:09] Even Inglewood's a little more chill. Yeah, like Compton's like oh
[00:36:13] You're out there. Yeah, please. Yeah, check your check your t-shirt. Yeah, because where's that play? Which?
[00:36:19] a Watts is like
[00:36:21] Also becoming I don't know if it's like
[00:36:24] It's like more chill. I mean I feel like well. Yeah, like they they burned down Watts like once and they're like all right. Yeah
[00:36:31] we got now they have
[00:36:33] Some fancy it's like a fancy fast food place
[00:36:38] I don't know. All right. This is yeah, we've been down there. Yeah, it's like Roy Choi
[00:36:43] It's like an LA guy. He made it. He's the guy who started the LA taco truck craze
[00:36:49] Not like the food truck craze in America. Okay. See all right. I know he didn't start the craze in LA
[00:36:55] Right. I didn't mean track the trucks. I feel like you still a no no no not
[00:37:00] He did like he did like Korean taco trucks ice cream trucks started that shit ice cream trucks started trucks
[00:37:07] Wall food trucks. Yeah. Oh, yeah, first trucks, which is weird that that's like a business. It's still loud to operate
[00:37:13] It's like yeah, I go around and I lure neighborhood children to my vehicle with sweets, but it's for money
[00:37:20] So yes, there's a ice cream truck who rolls around my building but like you won't see them till like after eight
[00:37:27] Yeah, it's like oh, yeah, there's so many of those you're trying to get kids to leave their house
[00:37:31] Yeah, it's not like oh, you're catching them after school even yeah
[00:37:34] Yeah, it's very intentional. I just assumed that those were just like people selling drugs
[00:37:39] Late at night and it was like oh
[00:37:41] They would because there was one that was like in my neighborhood DC
[00:37:45] There was a truck in Austin that would go around had ice cream truck music
[00:37:48] And I remember because it fooled Chris cubus and he was furious and they sell hot corn
[00:37:56] It's just like a hot corn truck
[00:37:59] It's like a Simpsons joke. Yeah
[00:38:02] Like a boiling hot Texas style ginger ale
[00:38:06] You remember that?
[00:38:08] Yeah, that's all you remember the monorail
[00:38:10] Yeah, which the monorail
[00:38:13] Is like the get-out guy. It's like a monorail thing. Oh, that's what he was doing with clapping is that monorail bit
[00:38:18] You know where Homer says
[00:38:20] So whatever. Hey, I was a Juliet Lewis plays a retarded woman. Okay, and uh, and I am hooked
[00:38:26] Yeah, Giovanni Ribisi love interest is the love interest
[00:38:31] Uh, well cookies are the love interest they bond over their love of cookies
[00:38:36] That's great. Yeah, but you know why that movie was successful and I am Sam wasn't and I don't know the numbers on either
[00:38:43] One of those movies. Yeah, it wasn't I am Sam successful. Uh, I am Sam is fucking
[00:38:48] getting nominated for something for that
[00:38:50] It'd be great if there was a critic that hated it and they wrote like this movie is literally retarded
[00:38:54] And then they misinterpreted that and put it like in those like oak leaves
[00:38:59] On the cover of the movie
[00:39:01] You know, it's like this movie is literally retarded
[00:39:03] You know glen stevinson sf weekly
[00:39:07] Four stars. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
[00:39:09] Well, why I am Sam's a piece of shit is because like
[00:39:13] You know, they have Sean pen and and even if you had the greatest even if you have fucking Daniel day Lewis
[00:39:17] You know or you know brand though or whoever you think the fucking best actor in the world is the best marlin wanes
[00:39:24] Yeah marlin wanes if you had every single one of the weigh-ins brothers and then
[00:39:28] Uh, and you had the method acting they're fucking hard out
[00:39:33] To be a retarded guy. You can't cast
[00:39:37] His friends as actual people with mental disabilities and not have it look like a cruel mom ridiculous
[00:39:44] Yeah, I get it. Yeah. I mean Sean pen's like oh
[00:39:48] What shoes should we get and then like the camera pans and it's a guy who actually has downs and
[00:39:54] And it's like this is what the fuck is going on
[00:39:59] How who thought this was a good idea?
[00:40:02] It should have been Giovanni Rabeese who just looks like he has down syndrome
[00:40:06] Yeah, which is what they did with the other sister and it's about our movie. Yeah
[00:40:10] Well, the only thing I remember that movie is that the scene where he shows up to pick up juliet lewis for the date
[00:40:18] And the dad is like i'm gonna kick this fucking guy's ass because he thinks it's like a regular guy
[00:40:23] That's just like pretty check this out a slow girl
[00:40:29] And then he opens the door givani rabeese season like a dog costume. He's like mother is Daniel
[00:40:35] They're like oh he's retarded too
[00:40:39] And that's supposed to be like a fun comedic moment in the movie is it a comedy?
[00:40:43] Ah, I mean, you know, it's okay. It's romantic and like comedy third. Yeah, it's a romantic comedy. Okay
[00:40:54] Well, i'm probably never gonna watch it, but I appreciate
[00:40:57] The time that you took to tell me about it the DVDs already in the mail dog
[00:41:01] Yeah, I also remember the scene where you find out daniel's daniel the givani rabeese's characters
[00:41:07] His like fixation is marching band music
[00:41:10] He's really into like john philip susan shit
[00:41:15] Do you know what's also a weird piece of fiction is flowers for algernon?
[00:41:19] Yeah, I have read that book. Yeah, I don't know that one
[00:41:22] No, no
[00:41:24] Yeah, so it's about a guy that's retarded
[00:41:28] Right and uh this they like do scientists do an experimental surgery to make him not retarded
[00:41:34] But the way it works is he's not like instantly smart. Well, maybe he is instantly smart. He has to learn all this shit
[00:41:39] No, it's not like step on or kill
[00:41:42] No, it's like well because it's written in like a diary form
[00:41:45] and then he
[00:41:47] Slowly becomes
[00:41:49] The hyper until he becomes a genius. Yeah, it becomes too smart and then he like it's like an ickorous story
[00:41:54] Yeah, too close to the side. Well, no, but it's not like his fault
[00:41:57] It's just like the drug wears off and then there's also a love story
[00:42:01] Going on in it, but then when he becomes too much of a genius. He becomes like an asset
[00:42:07] Dick to this girl. Oh, they do that they do that in like sitcoms all the time
[00:42:12] Yeah, it's not not necessarily not like step on or kill, but i've seen that plot. Yeah, yeah a few times
[00:42:17] Right more like a cartoon stuff like cartoons do that there's a baywatch episode where there's like a guy
[00:42:22] That's a loser. It's trying to impress this girl
[00:42:25] But she's really interested in a hassle. Hoth of course so he's trying to help out the loser so he like
[00:42:31] plays up his like uh, you know
[00:42:33] You know fucking machismo bullshit. He like decides to be an asshole
[00:42:37] He's like why don't you dump the loser and get with it get rid of the zero and get with a hero
[00:42:42] He's like why have you know hamburger when you're gonna have steak and she's like oh this guy's an asshole
[00:42:46] I'm gonna fuck the loser instead and then hassle off is the magnanimous hero saves day as usual
[00:42:53] Yeah, what a fun show to me
[00:42:55] I used to watch that like last year. Uh, I just had like regular ass tv. You know like a digital antenna
[00:43:01] Yeah, they still show that shouldn't reruns. What?
[00:43:03] Season one a baywatch is like a drama like a serious kind of drama. Yeah
[00:43:09] Like like they only like it like it's like like they save like one life at the end per episode
[00:43:16] Yeah, yeah, it's just it's like a very serious
[00:43:19] Lifeguard situation. There was so many tv shows similar to how tech works now
[00:43:25] We're like snapchat is clearly just for sending pictures of your dick to people. Absolutely. That's it
[00:43:30] Which I think the CEO is even acknowledged
[00:43:33] Oh, they've got some pretty fun filters on yeah, just like baywatch is a dramatic tv show
[00:43:39] It's a fucking they used to be able to make shows and they're like well. It's so children can beat off
[00:43:43] This is pornography for 13 year olds
[00:43:45] Absolutely. There's no internet right there's no internet. You know you're gonna get fucking huge ratings
[00:43:51] You know like and then there's some people out there who are watching it like me and snapchat
[00:43:55] We're like I'm in this for the writing. Yeah
[00:43:57] I appreciate it
[00:43:59] And like the finer points. Yeah, yeah, they're they're making a baywatch movie
[00:44:03] And I saw the trailer at in get out and I was walking I had to go piss
[00:44:07] And so like I was walking back out the stairs
[00:44:09] And the baywatch trailer like comes on and there's two like 45 year old guys like you know
[00:44:15] Probably older than that sitting next to each other in the theater sitting at him style
[00:44:19] Did do's from that with ankles just dangly. Yeah, yeah
[00:44:22] Um, they were like they were holding their feet were like holding hands with each other
[00:44:28] Aww
[00:44:29] That's gross
[00:44:30] But the baywatch trailer comes on and one of the guys is like this looks so fucking stupid
[00:44:37] It's like
[00:44:39] Yeah, it's baywatch
[00:44:42] It's like there's been so much stuff. I've been seeing about the new like power rangers reboot
[00:44:48] One of the power rangers murdered somebody. Did you see that story? Oh, yeah, the original one
[00:44:52] No, yeah, it was the red ranger from like one of these new reboots. You know, or like
[00:44:58] Yeah, we're like our rangers like ninja ape force or they
[00:45:03] Ninja apes. Yeah. Yeah, yeah
[00:45:06] Power Rangers ninja turtle force
[00:45:09] Or they become ninja turtles
[00:45:12] Uh
[00:45:13] Yeah, yeah, the red the red ranger killed his roommate. Yeah with a fucking sword. Yes. Yeah
[00:45:19] Oh, yeah, and like he was like in the shower or something
[00:45:23] It was like his roommate was taking a shower and they're having some dispute over a girl
[00:45:29] It wasn't even rant which is so funny because like shit like that is like fuck. Isn't that okay in sharia law?
[00:45:35] Yeah, you're allowed to bring your real because I think I'm right here
[00:45:43] Good point if you if you like try to fuck someone's wife, right?
[00:45:48] And under sharia law you are allowed to kill them with a sword probably
[00:45:54] If you're a power ranger. Yeah, if you got the helmet on. Yeah
[00:45:58] Um, let's see then he gets to be the power rangers, you know
[00:46:01] But it's shit like that that makes me think like well, maybe sharia law isn't so bad
[00:46:06] Because we just do it anyway if you're killing people with I first of all yeah, we're doing it anyway second of all
[00:46:13] Murdering somebody with a sword you're like it. That's hard to get you it's hard for me to
[00:46:19] Experience any kind of feeling of empathy for the victim because it's so cool
[00:46:25] Do you know what I mean? Yeah, I it does seem like a funnier
[00:46:29] Death yeah, it's if I was being murdered by a sword. I would sort of be like hi serious
[00:46:36] Yeah, full Mortal Kombat gratification. Uh look them in the eye. Yeah, I mean
[00:46:41] Well, there was a story about like uh some of home invasion
[00:46:45] I'm like think near like the john's hopkin's campus and the kid killed the burglar with a sword
[00:46:50] And what makes it so funny to me is like you know, you're about to die at the hands of like a nerd
[00:46:55] You know like imagine me like whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa?
[00:47:03] Autism frothing at the fucking mouth some kid chewing on his fucking shirt, you know, that's why the accountant was so good
[00:47:11] You see that movie
[00:47:13] Sorry dana. It's another movie about it
[00:47:16] It's true
[00:47:18] Yes, I saw the I saw the trailer. I saw
[00:47:23] Yeah, that's what I know the working title was the other affleck
[00:47:29] Which doesn't really make sense because he's the main one. He's the main I can't even think of the other one Casey Casey
[00:47:33] Afro. Oh, yeah, fuck that nigga. Yeah, who is I guess a rapist of some sort. Yeah, Frank Stallone ass
[00:47:40] Yes. Yeah, well, he's at Casey's a talented actor
[00:47:43] The the problem with Casey is the sex thing. Yeah, I don't even know the fucking details of that. Yeah, what is it like?
[00:47:50] I don't know. I'm not aware of the afleck for me to give a shit about
[00:47:55] Story is I will say it was like when I did line that I was like, oh good. No, I don't have to see Manchester by the sea
[00:48:00] Yeah, I'm actually taking a
[00:48:03] Moral stand on this and I'm not watching it. I haven't seen it yet
[00:48:07] And all I want is to know the difference between that and law law land
[00:48:10] Uh, yeah, I haven't seen that. I don't know what either this is. Well and has singing and dancing. There you go. Very bad. Don't see it
[00:48:18] Do you see moonlight? I did. It was moonlight good. That seemed way too heavy for me
[00:48:22] No, it's not that's what everyone was saying to me and it is
[00:48:25] It's like kind of heavy, but it's not like I thought it was gonna be I was gonna be like crying my eyes out
[00:48:31] And it was just like I felt a lot of things, but it was just a good movie. Oh really beautiful
[00:48:36] And it's like I heard a description of it. I'm like that sounds like every Irish movie I've ever heard of
[00:48:43] It's all Irish fiction. It's like oh, then you know that he died in the factory at age eight and wait for moonlight
[00:48:51] What yeah, oh no, no, no, it was just depressing and kind of there's I mean it is depressing
[00:48:56] But it's also it's like more nuanced than just being depressing. I'm
[00:49:01] Well, I do hate new party scenes. It's just like house party too when they do dance. You know
[00:49:06] Yeah, it's like they don't tell you about all the house parties and moonlight and all the there's a lot of dancing and
[00:49:13] I'm gonna go home. So it's like longs. It's yeah moonlight is basically
[00:49:17] So I'll just go see lala land. Yeah. Yeah, that's that's good too
[00:49:21] It's they're basically the same by if you add a lala land and to get out you've basically seen moonlight
[00:49:26] So I'm done for the year. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah comfortably. Yeah mailed it first quarter. Yeah, definitely perfect
[00:49:31] I don't know what else came out recently. She I don't know we tried to see a movie the other night and everything looks
[00:49:38] I don't want to go see Logan. Yeah, which I didn't realize was another uh, I call him werewolf by accident
[00:49:45] Oh, yeah
[00:49:46] But another wolf re movie which already made a wolverine movie, right? Yeah, you know, they did the origins
[00:49:52] I don't know what the fuck happens. This is after the origins story. It's like an apocalyptic thing
[00:49:57] I don't know. I don't care about super
[00:50:00] How many of those fucking x-men movies have they made I
[00:50:05] I remember that was like no more than six way more than 60 the first
[00:50:09] You know what? I yeah, I did have it on vhs. Yeah, so yeah, it's way back
[00:50:13] They've made so many also I mixed them up with the Avengers a lot because they're the same thing
[00:50:18] It's all the same they're all the same people. It's the same fucking movies. Yeah, it's where I'm
[00:50:24] The only reason to see those movies is to check in to see how many steroids huge acumen has done
[00:50:30] In the last 15 years soon is crazy you go back and look at wolverine in the first x-men movie
[00:50:35] And like to see what huge acumen has done to his body
[00:50:39] He was like a fucking 30 year old man when that first movie came out and he's like
[00:50:43] Svelte
[00:50:45] And now he looks
[00:50:47] Be awful. It's weird that he's also been like
[00:50:50] He either does the superhero movies any superjactor. He just says like Broadway plays
[00:50:55] Which like I can't imagine seeing him on like a Broadway stage. Don't you have to like lift everyone over your head on Broadway?
[00:51:02] I don't know. I've never been auditioned. Yeah, for every show. That's why you know what I saw on Broadway
[00:51:08] my like uh
[00:51:10] My rich aunt brought me to go see I thought you were naming a play
[00:51:13] I thought you were like I saw my rich aunt. She brought me to get a watch on you
[00:51:17] She brought me to uh me my cousins to uh the the James Franco of mice and men
[00:51:24] That's the perfect play for you. Yeah, which is another retarded
[00:51:30] That's why I was like oh shit. She was probably like oh nickel like this one. Yeah. Yeah
[00:51:36] Well, I don't think it was for me, but uh
[00:51:39] Yeah, I don't know I I I I'm torn on Franco
[00:51:41] But he definitely doesn't fucking belong on Broadway
[00:51:44] I probably would be ambivalent towards him if like he didn't have all those things and the advice led him right
[00:51:50] Do you remember those? Yeah, there's like James Franco's book reports
[00:51:54] He's like a 30 year old man. That's like I just read catcher in the rod
[00:51:58] I don't be like I feel like he like saw a dozecky's commercial once. Yeah, it's like all right
[00:52:04] Yeah, I'm gonna be that guy. I have to deal. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna be the guy that read a book one time
[00:52:09] um
[00:52:12] Yeah, no, he should he should have switched roles with uh with doubt and he should have played the uh
[00:52:18] Lenny
[00:52:20] Yeah, I watched that. That sounds like a hit. Yeah
[00:52:24] I told playing out of tape. I told my grandmother one time that the original
[00:52:29] Uh that the the book was you know of my cinnamon was actually written to warn people about the dangers of the mentally handicapped
[00:52:37] And she was like, oh
[00:52:40] Were you like six when this happens?
[00:52:43] I was probably like
[00:52:46] Very precocious troll
[00:52:50] Because it all sounds adorable. Do you guys got grandma's what's up with you guys?
[00:52:55] Guys grandma got said
[00:52:59] I know
[00:53:01] When it died my one grandma just died, but that was I also found out at the funeral that my entire family had ratted me out to the fbi
[00:53:09] So I really didn't give a shit
[00:53:12] Yeah, yeah, which is like the best way to go with anything have the fans intervene sweet of them to do that. Yeah, right
[00:53:20] Like look this is gonna hit Nick hard
[00:53:23] Let's uh, let's try to have him put on a federal watch list. It's gonna destroy his life
[00:53:27] That's so sweet. Yeah. Yeah, my grandma died in june
[00:53:33] Yeah
[00:53:35] She's so nice. Yeah
[00:53:37] To die. Yeah, well, it was her. It was like motorcycle accident or
[00:53:43] Hell yeah, no, she
[00:53:45] Had some infection of some sort. Yeah, she was like 96 or something
[00:53:50] You get to a certain age and it's just like anything will kill you. Yeah, you're like what happened? You're like
[00:53:55] You know what?
[00:53:57] Papercoil. Yeah. Yeah
[00:54:00] Yeah, it is crazy
[00:54:01] I mean, we thought she was gonna you know for like a decade. We were like
[00:54:06] You're sort of waiting for the shoe to drop. So it's like
[00:54:09] I'm surprised that she was so resilient and she did such a good job. She was so strong and then you know
[00:54:17] Hey, hi condolences. Thank you. Yeah, my grandma is demented now. Oh, yeah, I got a couple
[00:54:23] demented great aunts. Yeah, which you know, you would think like that would be kind of cool
[00:54:29] You know like she'd be like a joke. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
[00:54:33] She'd just be twisted and wearing like cool makeup
[00:54:36] Like going around just burning money to piss everybody off which I I guess she kind of is doing
[00:54:41] By by continuing to stay alive
[00:54:45] Shut up my mom and he just like yells at
[00:54:49] attendance
[00:54:50] Yeah, I just think she's at her house. I will say when my my grandma died when we went to the
[00:54:57] the like
[00:54:58] Assisted living facility and all the nurses were like being really nice about it
[00:55:02] But they were like oh, you know, she had a spark. She was always
[00:55:07] Giving a little attitude and I was like my grandma was a bitch to you. Yeah, you know that that's what you're saying and
[00:55:13] I'm sorry. Yeah, I liked her and I don't you don't have to it's I remember going to see my grandmother in her nursing home
[00:55:19] It was fucking
[00:55:21] horrifying
[00:55:22] It was like
[00:55:23] Terrifying there. I remember once I was walking through the hallway
[00:55:26] And then this like one section where they had some Julie Andrews movie on and they've like wheeled all the old people in front of the Julie Andrews
[00:55:32] Movie and there's some woman in a wheelchair just like
[00:55:37] Ah just screaming at the top of her lungs like looking around and no one's reacting to it
[00:55:42] Yeah, I guess that you know, she's just trapped in some kind. Yeah
[00:55:46] Yeah, that's almost creepy. Yeah. Oh, no, that's they make you eat like fucking jello and shit like a
[00:55:52] More than prison. It's prison. It's they don't paint prison pink
[00:55:56] I feel like it would fuck with you more if print you know who does that
[00:56:00] Arpeo the worst person in the United States. He paints the prison
[00:56:04] He makes them wear pink to dehumanize
[00:56:07] And it was it's like the same shade of pink that my grandma's nursing home is painted. Oh, yeah
[00:56:13] He's awful clinical. He's still he's what's going on with him. He's facing federal charge
[00:56:19] That's what I thought. Yeah, but I wasn't I was like he was in no. I can't that's too good
[00:56:24] That would be anyway. Yeah, but you know, he's a million years old. He's gonna die comfortably
[00:56:30] Yeah, he's also probably not gonna get nothing's gonna happen. Yeah, he should get raped in prison, right?
[00:56:36] Well, that would be great. Yeah, they should we should let somebody rape Joe Arpaio in holding
[00:56:42] Yeah, we're I'm surprising in the back of the squad car. Yeah. Yeah, that's where I come with you. Yeah
[00:56:48] Yeah, by the guy, you know, the guy the process server. That's who she is
[00:56:53] some guy fucking like
[00:56:55] marginally related to the criminal justice system
[00:56:58] Yeah, a fucking the guy the valet outside the clerk's office. Yeah
[00:57:02] As soon as you meet a guy that fucking gets him. Yeah, it's like leaves the D. S. They'll excuse
[00:57:09] For how he got pumped
[00:57:11] That's who should do it
[00:57:14] So I guess if you guys you you have anything else you want to plug we could wrap it up on jar pay
[00:57:19] I should be raped
[00:57:21] Totally, I don't suck you guys into the the the outrage directed at me. I'm probably you guys would be
[00:57:28] I need some some buzz
[00:57:31] Yeah, it feels shitty, but
[00:57:34] It is like there really is truth to the whole like there's no such thing as bad president
[00:57:41] It really does nothing but fucking help you
[00:57:46] Unless your Joe Arpaio, right bad publicity for him. Well, but he did you know you get it a bad thing
[00:57:52] You know you get raped by a mailman fingers crossed. Yeah a mailman in a pith helmet
[00:57:57] Oh shit, I don't got shit to plug
[00:58:03] Johnson calm air buds
[00:58:07] Broccoli house on Instagram. I got weed if y'all need it. Yeah, he sells weed Adam also sells weed blap blap
[00:58:14] I don't know if I should have mentioned that
[00:58:18] There's no way. Yeah, exactly my good friend Adam Levine. Yeah
[00:58:21] Adam yeah, cool Adam Levine's house party what he calls is weed delivery service
[00:58:29] 24 hours well, hopefully
[00:58:31] This is kind of a sedate ending
[00:58:34] Which usually I like to have like some kind of banger. It's not on you guys
[00:58:39] It's our first pod. Yeah, I mean yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:58:44] It feels different like talking into a microphone. Oh really. Oh, you got like broadcast anxiety
[00:58:50] Oh, I guess I come alive. Well, okay. This is
[00:58:55] It's come towns pressure. Oh, is it to be a citizen of come town?
[00:58:58] I mean, that's it's not taken lightly. I guess you know what's fucked up is like a lot of people worry like
[00:59:04] Oh, did I say something that's like problematic or you know, whatever my biggest anxiety?
[00:59:09] I like fucked up and got
[00:59:11] JCVD's first movie credit wrong
[00:59:14] Like I'm done dated with people correcting me which is like the whole fucking house of cards comes stumbling down
[00:59:19] Yeah, cuz I don't know shit about fuck. I have no
[00:59:22] expertise or knowledge in any field but that you know, yeah
[00:59:28] Such a basic detail and the guy corrected me he was because I was like oh, yeah
[00:59:33] He's he's he's the bad guy and no retreat no surrender three which he's not he's the bad guy and no retreat no surrender
[00:59:40] Yeah, I was gonna say to not just well. Yeah, well the guy the somebody I hit me up
[00:59:44] And he was like it's actually the first movie and I was like
[00:59:47] Yeah, I knew that and I was like technically actually he his first first role was in breaking to as an extra dancing in the background
[00:59:55] He's like nope. This is the first break in which is true. So I fucked it up twice
[01:00:00] So if any of you know this guy, I'm gonna I'm gonna post his personal information on the internet put him out
[01:00:06] This guy called me out when I want you to harass him when you get him fired and possibly kill him in his family
[01:00:12] If you don't mind fantastic. Yeah, so we'll leave we'll leave that there. I do. Yeah
[01:00:18] Is that what is that German? Yeah, there's French
[01:00:23] Sound of music
[01:00:29] Annoying it would have been to be at that house party and you're like I'm getting out of here
[01:00:33] And like wait my children have to do the gay ass song. They're like man. Come on. I got a drive home drunk through Nazi Germany
[01:00:41] Fucking hard that is I have to listen to this fucking song but your shithead kids
[01:00:46] Kids would ask got some yeah
[01:00:49] Yeah, all right. Well, you guys were fun. Thank you so much for being on the podcast
[01:00:55] West we're gonna do this more because I don't think there's gonna be enough time to do it with
[01:00:58] With with like enough episodes the front
[01:01:05] Yeah, follow these guys on on Twitter and Instagram and shit they are good friends of mine, so
[01:01:10] You know, please do please it's all real baby. Oh yeah support sport. Come town West. You guys are great. Thanks. Oh