Cum Town | Regular | 04/27/2017
[00:00:00] this is episode two of the reunion series season two of this is the official
[00:00:07] second to be loaded we love each other I do actually have season like seasons
[00:00:13] mapped out for the show really and there's this there's a I haven't shared the
[00:00:18] you know my overall my architects dream for what the series what's the show Bible
[00:00:24] what's this season where stop realizes he's a homosexual that'll never happen
[00:00:29] this I love pussy too much or no I don't want to do any spoilers but
[00:00:35] eventually he fucks you you get fucked by stuff that's gay but no it's not gay
[00:00:43] you get bit you get turned out by starboard turn you out I'm straight I just
[00:00:48] like bother me well what happens is initially I think it's really funny but
[00:00:51] then you guys become close and like sort of a prison relationship you get
[00:00:55] jealous well I just I feel alienated and then I fuck you because it becomes our
[00:00:59] thing that we have nobody think nobody fucks me I just no I actually fuck you
[00:01:03] no I quit I quit the show and then I'm replaced by Siri and then everyone
[00:01:09] finds out that Siri can do a better job I like everything you said except I do
[00:01:15] actually end up fucking you in that in the show well I go off in the woods and
[00:01:20] then I become like really strong and oh like a yeah but I drug survival skills
[00:01:25] and shit and then I drug your moose meat and then I see why you're sleeping
[00:01:29] no there's world where you guys are too big you guys moose me at this point you
[00:01:32] guys are you guys are living in West Hollywood your home you're you're in a
[00:01:36] homosexual relationship in West Hollywood boys town your podcasting
[00:01:40] because I'm gone the entertainment industry will fuck with you you know right
[00:01:45] right with the gay neighborhood in this neighborhood it's called boy's town I
[00:01:48] didn't know that that's what someone told me I thought the whole thing was a
[00:01:52] gay neighborhood yeah Oregon and see out or
[00:02:02] field is gay yeah and if there's any people out there in bakersfield listening
[00:02:06] right now you're gay how can bakers field be gay when corn comes from there
[00:02:13] really yeah KO backwards are and yeah well the backwards K stands for it's cool
[00:02:20] to suck it's cool to suck on they did a good face but you know what it was a
[00:02:28] physical bit but if you think about it the half of the corn lyrics are the
[00:02:31] noises you make when a dick is hitting the back of the throat
[00:02:36] ah can I eat a guy I know um ancient dick sucking language but how how how
[00:02:43] the fuck that's how like lazy music got in late 90s it was like yeah we're just
[00:02:49] gonna make noise yeah for like and where where Adidas shell toes but also you
[00:02:54] know that was limp biscuit also that was weird yeah but limb biscuits you know
[00:02:58] what and I've said this before and everyone thinks I'm joking but
[00:03:01] limb biscuit is low-key extremely talented what do you mean they're
[00:03:05] extremely talented they're they're like on a Michael Jackson level of talent in
[00:03:11] they are one of the only rap rock bands that come out of that era that people
[00:03:17] talk about it's still worth listening to they are not listening to every album
[00:03:22] significant other chocolate starfish starfish and the hot dog flavor and water
[00:03:27] I mean what a stupid title no I think that's a really smart title actually you
[00:03:31] know it's a stupid title what's the name of your comedy album stuff big dick
[00:03:35] side that's just that's a stupid title the big dick I know my comedy albums
[00:03:40] called I missed the late 90s so much before the towers came down when we put
[00:03:45] a word into their comedy titles no we're back when we had corn and that was the
[00:03:50] that was the peak of since what else was a rap rock band POD count yeah
[00:03:56] Christian yeah but they wrapped and rocked yeah oh Lincoln Park
[00:04:03] rage machine is the best one of those yeah yeah because they had a they had a
[00:04:08] real message well no it's because Morello was like extreme yeah he's awesome
[00:04:12] no I mean raising his machine was definitely the smartest of all the for
[00:04:15] sure like it I mean and but no it's like that music dude when you listen to
[00:04:19] there I was that was my favorite band when I was like 11 yeah I remember
[00:04:23] turning 12 but I was like this is stupid well when you listen to rage lyrics
[00:04:27] you realize that they're talking about real-est stuff like like the Nina NAFTA
[00:04:32] and the Santa Marina the Nina the penis that's that's what the
[00:04:39] suck off Maria Christian or the Catholic sign of the Holy Spirit
[00:04:44] Nina the penis the penis the Santa Maria yeah yeah yeah yeah you know I did
[00:04:54] yes I don't know I don't I don't listen I listen the fucking there were
[00:04:58] definitely Lincoln Park had a big ass moment in sixth grade well actually
[00:05:03] what I'm saying is Olympus get is better than Lincoln Park you think I mean I
[00:05:09] don't who cares they're like so bad I care this is the very small world I
[00:05:14] live in this is the little doll house you know my favorite of aesthetics I
[00:05:20] think I would probably pick Lincoln Park over limb and they're very bad too I
[00:05:24] like the limp it biscuits on which was like wrapping with method man do you
[00:05:29] remember that one in together now yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that was that was on
[00:05:33] the significant other yeah I think so I cannot believe you know what was on
[00:05:39] what limp is get album that's insane significant other is a great
[00:05:44] album I get out of was a great stuff it's just one of those days when you don't
[00:05:49] want to wake up if it's a and I if I remember correctly look at your
[00:05:54] track store really that might be there's a while you're gonna get probably
[00:06:00] trouble for this big trouble for this day I know I'm guessing this is
[00:06:04] broadcasting but I feel like it was tracked for what's it called limp
[00:06:07] biscuit yeah break stuff breaks up it's all about the he said she said oh yeah
[00:06:11] bullshit bullshit or maybe Nookie was for and break stuff was fine well we'll
[00:06:15] find out soon and well about the fuck my suck my penis yeah the music video for
[00:06:24] break stuff is just filled with like everybody from 1998 the corn guys in
[00:06:30] that video yeah they're well they were a man together fucking art is terrible
[00:06:34] significant other no that's it's cool no it's the guy yeah it's a weird air
[00:06:40] brushed graffiti exactly anime stolen but sort of mm-hmm I remember it was the
[00:06:47] fourth one oh wait no I'm sorry that's a single so done track listing fingers
[00:06:53] crossed number four breaks yes Nookie was number three yes dude I nailed it I
[00:07:00] knew it came after them end together now it was spelled and yeah you know
[00:07:06] every single mistake we've made on the show movies people that have been in
[00:07:10] them yeah characters completely erased that fucking half-court swish that was
[00:07:16] Steph Curry pulling up for a right there that was that was the thing of he's not
[00:07:22] kidding congratulations he 100% is not getting around with this good so
[00:07:28] incredible well you know what I've been hanging out with Lewis a lot and yeah
[00:07:32] now what's your life the I mean Lewis sort of dresses like Fred Durst I would
[00:07:36] be surprised if Lewis doesn't like Limp Biscuit I would be 100% like
[00:07:42] slim biscuit yeah funny is thing that would shock me if
[00:07:45] you guys are yeah first of all what the fuck were you fucking no
[00:07:54] yes yes you the most famous person for our high schools was and so he was like
[00:08:00] this probably you probably I don't know but okay this guy Tana how does he
[00:08:04] cuts and he's like oh I don't know all of you guys and then he just we'll go
[00:08:09] Tallahassee coach no no he typed it into Google I can't find him and then if I
[00:08:15] noticed he served around the laptop and in the search bar said Tallahassee
[00:08:27] that shit is so fun which sounds like a pimp's name
[00:08:30] that has the totes it's not on the level of Eric getting the and NAACP
[00:08:38] wrong but it's all the NAACP the NAACP but so here we are we're in mother
[00:08:45] fucking Los Angeles Compton California where yeah we're in the we're in guess
[00:08:49] what we're in Jay Leno's garage gentrified Brooklyn we're gentrifying
[00:08:53] college yeah take over every fucking neighborhood you can I ask you a question
[00:08:59] I didn't listen to the Dana and Jamel show yeah how dare you try and replace
[00:09:03] with another fat man and woman oh well okay obviously I made fun of you for
[00:09:07] saying for telling me to go to the Compton oh no I didn't tell you know what
[00:09:12] you're gonna ask me no oh yeah you came up cuz I said we talked about get out
[00:09:15] and I was like Adam told me I had to go see it in Compton did and then I was
[00:09:19] like imagine Adam in a theater in Compton oh hey guys take it no I'm
[00:09:24] seeing it with black people no I'm just bicking back being bull right now
[00:09:30] oh what's up fellers oh this is about to get braisy oh I'm in Compton right now
[00:09:38] see get out no that's not what I was gonna say but I mean obviously in that
[00:09:43] pairing I'm more of the Jamel the hip-hop kind of street you're dating
[00:09:47] you're the girl yeah you're the Dana your bitch you're a woman
[00:09:51] right Dana bitch you know you're clear first of all you and Dana weigh the same
[00:09:55] amount probably except yeah but we're talking about spirits what a
[00:09:59] thief and Dana goes Dana is rock climbing she has she's fuck you up Dana could
[00:10:04] definitely go up in a fight oh yeah she's in a healthy relationship yeah she's
[00:10:08] like Swole mates with her boyfriend yeah yeah yeah do like rock fine well
[00:10:12] actually you know what she just broke her arm being active oh you might you
[00:10:17] got a shot right now for like five weeks yeah broke her arm broke her
[00:10:21] relations I look out like on Legion of Skangs where Lewis will fight Mickey
[00:10:25] Gall he has like a professional fighters on and then he fights in the studio our
[00:10:30] thing is gonna be we're gonna have Adam fight women with broken arms fuck double
[00:10:35] in well I could be the one with a broken arm now you could get a get her in this
[00:10:40] room right now she gets you see you don't know she's using the cast to fuck
[00:10:45] you up she's using the I'm not afraid of that I'm not afraid of that we could
[00:10:49] do just I would love we should for real have a serious like when I fight I
[00:10:54] use Krav Maga Israeli military combat skills really scratching and which is
[00:11:00] like scratching fighting there's a lot of hissing occupying other people
[00:11:05] officials here yeah shooting kids with rocks right you know those kind of
[00:11:10] calling the police yeah yeah I saw someone had a tweet oh never mind someone
[00:11:16] else's joke but we're doing go ahead if you think if you think you're a woman
[00:11:20] out there and you think you can beat Adam in a fight let us know and we will
[00:11:23] have you fight him oh yeah if you lose yes and give you all his money I also
[00:11:28] want to say to any woman out there that wants to fight me if you manage not to
[00:11:34] fuck me by the end of our fight I'll give you a hundred dollars I'm irresistible
[00:11:41] sounds pretty rapey dude I'm not gonna rape them they're gonna voluntarily
[00:11:45] want to have sex yeah I have to after beating legally I have to distance
[00:11:49] myself from these rape rapular comments look at look at Malibu mowin my
[00:11:56] publicist Kurt Matt skirt told me fuck we're getting a lot of you from the
[00:12:07] Pio season the S.H.A.T.A.B.S. we are over here in fucking Compton we're in
[00:12:13] Compton right now getting crazy yeah no no no what I'm gonna say about it what we
[00:12:18] yeah yeah I got like 40 DMS this week about yo let me get some weed let me
[00:12:23] get a well yeah no fucking uh Jamel just said on the show he's like Adam
[00:12:28] sells weed now Jamel said that yeah and I was like you probably said that
[00:12:31] on Jamel narked yeah yeah yeah did the least cool thing okay well then I was
[00:12:37] like I was like oh no you're I am you're right but you're I don't but I don't
[00:12:42] sell weed anymore anymore I can come out of the closet oh yeah Adam that for six
[00:12:47] months I got it in right before I turned 30 I don't murder anymore
[00:12:52] I'm not doing that no I did there's a comic in in Austin I don't want to say his
[00:12:59] name because I don't just on his behalf but he claims that he robbed two banks
[00:13:04] like 15 years ago that's all he was like 22 statute of limitations jokes well he
[00:13:09] was like he's like he was telling people about it yeah he was like yeah cuz he
[00:13:14] writes to he was like kind of wants to be a journalist so he was telling people
[00:13:17] about it and it didn't seem like bullshit because he's not a bullshitter
[00:13:20] it was like you know it's such a unique thing he was like you know I was like
[00:13:23] 22 I was like you know like at my wits and I didn't know what I want to do with
[00:13:27] my life and like I just sort of did this like brash thing and like robbed two
[00:13:31] banks or whatever and the way he did it was like he he said he brought a photo
[00:13:37] of like his friend who was a girl like tied up in a basement and he's just
[00:13:40] like look handed it to the teller you were like you know different clothes
[00:13:43] and like a baseball cap or something yeah yeah handed the teller said I'm gonna
[00:13:47] kill this girl like give me the money or you know like I'll let her go in two
[00:13:51] days once I make sure that you know nobody's wait he just like just ran should
[00:13:56] a random picture of a woman to someone yeah yeah he's like don't call the cops
[00:13:59] or you know you have to wait two days to call there's some some some kind of
[00:14:03] that was his thing that he said oh and then he was going around he was like
[00:14:07] you know saying like well I checked and the statute of limitations is 10 years
[00:14:10] you know for bank robbery or whatever so I'm pretty sure I'm in the clear and
[00:14:15] it's like you're not in the clear don't I think yeah I know there's you're
[00:14:20] fucking up whatever you think yeah statute of limitations are like there's
[00:14:24] no way didn't just couldn't brag me just sue you for the money back yeah I
[00:14:28] think what how was statute of limitations work is they have a limited
[00:14:31] amount of time to file charges once they like close the case right it's not
[00:14:37] like I don't know I have no idea it's something Doug Stanhope have a bit where
[00:14:42] he he said he could only do it like because enough time had passed doing
[00:14:48] what is mom done the sky mall yeah yeah yeah yeah but I don't know any other
[00:14:53] guy Eric was going around he robbed a bank and then eventually like walked it
[00:14:58] back because I think he was afraid about the statute of limitations thing I saw
[00:15:02] that movie with Chris Pines where Rob's banks that movie is great yeah
[00:15:06] hell or fucking good already already talks pretty yeah I just hadn't seen it
[00:15:11] at that time oh you hadn't no yeah that's like it's really good that's
[00:15:15] probably the best movie ever made I really think it was but it should have
[00:15:18] won the Oscar dude is it as good as Limbiscuitist music yeah I watch yeah
[00:15:25] that's like that's a great way to just piss people off as you pick one thing
[00:15:28] and you're like that honestly might be the best ever the category yeah yeah
[00:15:32] cuz nothing can ever be the best right you know what is what if you had to pick
[00:15:36] the best movie I say Titanic of all time yeah on paper it's China town I think
[00:15:46] it's on paper that would come in the movie with network actually on paper
[00:15:53] networks probably the best movie why it's like that's the best screenplay on
[00:15:57] paper the best movie is the Expendables it's got the most on paper it's got the
[00:16:03] most stars that's true technically best movie if you're gonna add up all those
[00:16:07] all those stars or or it would be the movie with Al Pacino and Robert
[00:16:17] when they're old when they're old yeah and Curtis 50-cent Jackson Curtis 50-cent
[00:16:23] Jackson is it you know yeah how much how fucking didn't that wasn't that
[00:16:26] movie's supposed to come out like it was like sat on a shelf for like three years
[00:16:30] yeah imagine how shitty a movie has to be to reunite Pacino in a way you know
[00:16:35] what's sad on a shelf they did one scene of one movie together for their entire
[00:16:39] careers and then for some reason they decided to make a complete piece of
[00:16:43] shit together you know what movie it was out on the shelf for three years and is
[00:16:46] honestly one of the best comedies ever made Clifford oh yeah Clifford is Martin
[00:16:52] Short yeah Clifford is such a good movie yeah but apparently like I haven't seen
[00:16:56] it in years though they couldn't get disributes hold up I used to think it was
[00:17:00] insanely funny I re-watched it in the last five years and it holds up yeah I
[00:17:05] remember thinking that movie was hilarious when I was like 14 yeah but
[00:17:09] Stefan wanted to sit over here it's so funny have you seen it stop I've seen it
[00:17:14] you know the concept of Martin Short yeah yeah we have to talk about this 10
[00:17:18] year old boy well look dude it's a very limited in scope I want to know
[00:17:23] what your life is like in Los Angeles baby oh my life oh you're a transit it's a
[00:17:27] sucks dude this place fucking sucks why did the weather's nice I hate the nice
[00:17:32] weather and people are like oh it's snowing in New York and it's like yeah I
[00:17:36] thrive in that shit no dude it's suck dick no I'm that's me that's how I feel
[00:17:41] yeah I need that I needed to be fucking like overcast I feel better what's what's
[00:17:47] been going on we're talking reunion like we're literally we I guess we spent
[00:17:52] so much time together that we literally didn't see each other like three weeks
[00:17:56] it felt like years right yeah it's been in three weeks I like three weeks dude I
[00:18:00] fucking I think this is really union yeah yeah like maybe like maybe strumming
[00:18:06] your dick like a banjo fucking scratching my balls dude what's happened
[00:18:10] since I went to Mexico I can see your knuckles through your basketball shorts
[00:18:13] disgusting shut the fuck up baby put some fucking slack in your shorts if you
[00:18:19] scratch your balls like that it looks like a huge individual puppet show dude
[00:18:29] I can't complete outline of my dick awful what if you're dick what if like
[00:18:35] a fucking chest bursters about to come out of your cross what if your dick was
[00:18:39] like it's when you pulled out your pants your dick was just like a hand and five
[00:18:44] fingers hello girls that'd be cool that'd be pretty cool yeah no I've been like I
[00:18:51] like I would go like six months without seeing Jake Flores you know and I'd be
[00:18:56] like oh hey what's up yeah yeah you know it's not really I guess we use work
[00:19:01] necessitates that we hang out all the time yeah I mean it's twice a week yeah
[00:19:06] for what nine months or something yeah yeah shit yes um six yeah pretty cool
[00:19:12] bitch um it is it is weird being here where I have literally no friends yeah
[00:19:17] you know yeah just not I just go home at the end of the day what do you do you
[00:19:21] know your PlayStation brother I don't what do you do nothing you just get on
[00:19:27] I've been I've been going to bed at like 9 30 to go back to work we begin
[00:19:33] swole I go to the gym yeah in the morning nice oh yeah guys Nick has a
[00:19:37] huge ass from to squat yeah and I hurt myself and I then I go to work nice yeah
[00:19:42] eating a lot of ibuprofen that's the key yeah not to bite on Lewis too much
[00:19:48] here but the real-ass diet is garbage the real ass diet so emphasis on real
[00:19:56] what about the offense no hold on it's the real ass diet oh I see has diet but
[00:20:02] it's the real version of it oh and it's a shit ton of motrin and and the the
[00:20:10] nature's Valley sweet and salty granola bars oh those are good as shit yeah
[00:20:16] yeah like I've been eating like four or five and the cash ones yeah well it's
[00:20:21] like candy but it's not it's like going on a hike yeah you're right for your
[00:20:24] body I went to the usually yeah I love the all regular granola bars were already
[00:20:29] like this is essentially candy this is fucking candy they're like we got nature
[00:20:33] valley and everything is yeah yeah yeah this one has this one has like a nice
[00:20:39] fucking caramel base you know the nature value get to know your knowledge of
[00:20:46] snacks we're like stuff have you seen have you seen Shawshank redemption no
[00:20:51] like no what's that I'm like guys remember that fucking what was it you're
[00:20:55] like a trolley bright crawlers I'm like yeah how the fuck did you do that I didn't
[00:20:59] even give you a description I love those shit oh that's how new that I was
[00:21:05] talking about you know you boy folks around with snacks yeah you know I love
[00:21:09] snacks yeah it's because you don't have like a movie problem the thing I love
[00:21:13] it's like I got type 2 diabetes from the criteria doctor says you're gonna have
[00:21:25] to cut out my eyeballs my fucking I fucking oh I can't wait to just eat
[00:21:32] some fucking shit here dude I want to get some damn in and out yeah and I
[00:21:37] wanted that's pretty good and I want to get some fucking all you can eat
[00:21:40] cream I call you in and out right huh you go in there straight you come out
[00:21:44] get it's true yeah it's a closet but there's actually another story here called
[00:21:52] out of the closet mmm it's a clothing store that does free HIV testing yeah
[00:21:56] they have one in New York yeah who's right next yeah I would love it if it was
[00:22:00] just like I would just love it if it was like a really gay guy behind the
[00:22:03] counter and you come in and he's like you have AIDS you have AIDS you have
[00:22:08] AIDS you're probably fine he just takes a swab of your dick yeah tastes it no
[00:22:13] he's just judging people you know like come in the door and then you do a
[00:22:16] runway walk walking voguing you have to fucking lip sync like at the end of
[00:22:25] RuPaul's drag race yeah dude I want to go fucking crazy up but I do want to hit
[00:22:31] the damn beach dude you know I found out at work we were talking about Paris
[00:22:35] is burning the other day yeah I don't know if we're talking about on the podcast
[00:22:38] we did I think once about the voguing yeah about Blue out no yeah you know you
[00:22:43] talk about her every yeah yeah but Dorian Corey the old drag queen in that
[00:22:49] movie though like you know hooray for you like that bitter ass old drag queen
[00:22:57] she died in 1993 I think I didn't know this until like a week ago but the police
[00:23:04] went into her apartment and she had a mummified corpse of like someone she
[00:23:09] dated that she murdered what the fuck yeah she didn't be like a body that she
[00:23:15] had like embalmed there's a cool it was just in her apartment so she was just a
[00:23:20] fucking insane person that speculated that she was in an abusive relationship
[00:23:25] and she shot the person in self-defense and then mummified their body didn't you
[00:23:28] also tell a different story about a different drag queen that got killed by
[00:23:34] her significant other son oh yeah there's a girl in them but they explain that in
[00:23:39] the doctor yeah there's a girl Octavia that's like you know she's like I just
[00:23:43] want to have a husband who loves me and just a nice
[00:23:50] beautiful house in the suburbs you know and then it's like Octavia was
[00:23:55] strangled to death in a motel Jesus Christ do you think yeah maybe I can't
[00:24:01] remember for his Octavia or the other one who cares dude it was the other one
[00:24:06] yeah Octavia is Octavia was the one that was very pretty we just want to look good
[00:24:10] would you want to Octavia was the one that was a joke yeah I think that would be in
[00:24:14] your debut legitimately look like a beautiful woman you smash no because of
[00:24:19] all the wrist veins and said they all had like very weird would you get domed
[00:24:24] no but she's wearing gloves I would none of that none of the above I wouldn't
[00:24:29] do it I'm not like I just don't have I understand other people are who are into
[00:24:34] that and I don't shame them for it or whatever if you want to be like an E in
[00:24:37] finance type but that's no no I mean but I'm saying is that you're not
[00:24:42] particularly into it but she offers you head do you take it no no strings attached
[00:24:53] so you get the sandwich walk in a universe you living in where I'm the one
[00:24:58] that's bribed by sandwiches I'm saying you're hungry stuff just what's this
[00:25:03] yeah you're hungry cold hold on your favorite sandwich this is look and she
[00:25:07] sucks your dick you've admitted in the past and like intimated that you are
[00:25:12] one of like you're like an Ian type of guy I'd be interested to take a take a
[00:25:17] dip in the trans pool yeah I have no I have I have no objections can we set
[00:25:24] that up what's the appeal I don't know if it's if she's hot I don't care if she
[00:25:31] has a dick basically yeah I agree a specific appeal no but there are people
[00:25:35] that are trans but you should have gone to see Logan before doing I saw Logan
[00:25:39] have you seen no I haven't but I want to talk about anything other than I know
[00:25:45] I want to talk about stops trans amorous the trans Marie trans trans
[00:25:52] amorous trans filia trans are really a trans filia I guess that's true yeah it
[00:25:59] is you haven't seen Logan have you seen it no no I want to talk about it but I
[00:26:03] wait it's good dude I cried yeah well I actually trans is Latin right yes
[00:26:11] filia is Greek yeah but they they mix the two it's trans they they said on that
[00:26:16] show transparent trans amorous trans amorous for guys the only day
[00:26:20] trans women who didn't we drive trans amorous I was doing mushrooms one time
[00:26:25] with Jake and we were at this fucking weirdo's house and Jake went outside to
[00:26:29] have a cigarette and I used to like I still have this like I'm sure if I ate
[00:26:34] mushrooms now I'd have the same problem but it just takes me forever to like
[00:26:38] start tripping so if I'm like with other people I've attended see like way over
[00:26:42] eat the mushrooms because you're like 45 minutes in and just nothing is happening
[00:26:46] for me so like up top I'll use like I'll eat like four grams and then drink tea
[00:26:51] on top of it and then like I'm like this is doing nothing for me and then I'm
[00:26:55] like holy shit yeah yeah yeah but so we were at this guy's apartment and I'm
[00:27:03] like definitely speaking and fucking J goes out and has a cigarette and he
[00:27:07] comes back in laughing he's like dude you got to go outside and look at this
[00:27:11] guy to confirm that this guy is real and I go outside and I look where he tells
[00:27:16] me to look across the parking lot like 20 feet away there's a guy sitting on the
[00:27:19] hood of a trans am and like Daisy dukes and nothing else with like Joe dirt hair
[00:27:24] smoking a cigarette and I just like burst out laughing in his face because I'm a
[00:27:32] mushroom so like it's so funny to see that and I ran back in the apartment
[00:27:36] and slammed the door and then ran to the kitchen window and I was like peering
[00:27:40] through the blinds at him and he's fucking like throwing up both middle
[00:27:45] fingers at me and he's got a cigarette in his mouth he's like fuck you yeah he's
[00:27:49] like a boy laughed right in his face and then ran to the window like a dog to
[00:27:54] continue laughing at him God yeah incredible that guy was great what was he
[00:28:00] doing dude just hanging in his daisies I don't know that was a fun trip I was
[00:28:05] like the one of the few times I like had a solidly good time on mushrooms until
[00:28:08] we tried to watch Super Jail oh wow would you do that I think it was my idea I was
[00:28:15] like you know you know it might be let's try it and then after five minutes I was
[00:28:20] like they had to go in the lay down in the bathroom that sounds awful I want to
[00:28:26] do I've never done acid I want to do acid yeah there's no reason to do
[00:28:29] mushrooms after you to do I said really completely different I'll never do
[00:28:33] mushrooms again really yeah I feel like mushrooms are a lot more volatile than
[00:28:38] acid yep because it's like a poison you're poisoning your body your body's going
[00:28:42] through like acid which is an acid that goes into your brain yeah it stimulates
[00:28:47] like a part yeah like it's it's it stimulates a part of your brain bro that's
[00:28:53] like they're the whole time man I'm a gama good boy I just do cocaine these
[00:28:57] days yeah it's so weird to be sober and the one except you know one of the
[00:29:03] weirdest party drugs well that's you know of all the arguments that's you
[00:29:08] know what people make about me being a crypto fascist that's probably the best
[00:29:12] one you can still do I just do I do cocaine like scientifically like the
[00:29:19] Nick I got to a professional amount of cocaine yeah you really do I haven't done
[00:29:25] it in like a month and a half you live in clean dude so what else is what else
[00:29:28] you do fucking here what's your apartment like you keep you know this is all fucking
[00:29:33] boring dude it's not it's a shitty apartment that's the end of the story I
[00:29:37] hear there's more there's no there's not yeah there's the cameras everywhere it's
[00:29:41] a Korean guy they're fucking is like a he's a nut job he won't fucking you know
[00:29:46] he's like oh don't touch anything it's not a funny story it just sucks we got
[00:29:53] that great voice though yeah well I could do that voice for plenty of character
[00:29:57] so what have you been up to in the three weeks that we haven't hung out with
[00:30:01] each other I'm been just I was trying to get a right to plan a fitness a story
[00:30:05] of but I'm really teetering on a horrible yeah you've been eating a lot on this
[00:30:09] trip and eating like dog shit as soon as there's like vacation it's like well
[00:30:13] they're like all literally on the way to the plane I stopped I've been even good
[00:30:17] all fucking week and I just got like a fucking big-ass hoe-ge for the fucking
[00:30:22] trip I was like well I can't be hungry on this trip to LA yeah so
[00:30:27] instead of getting like a fucking nice breakfast or some shit I just got like
[00:30:30] fucking fat-ass Italian sub and I just ate half on the train to yeah
[00:30:34] LaGuardia and half at LaGuardia speaking of Italian subs I
[00:30:40] get a gay Italian no Italian don't tell you don't know subway now is doing ads
[00:30:48] again oh yeah they have a bunch of them oh yeah for the Italian sub yeah and
[00:30:54] that's the first subway ad I've seen since Jared yeah yeah they did like
[00:31:01] this stuff was like cuz I remember seeing that and thinking like it's like
[00:31:06] all right well like they did like one that was like they almost fresh
[00:31:08] ingredients people they can almost never that like fatally destroyed that
[00:31:14] brand yeah exactly cuz it's like every commercials was like no I thought I
[00:31:17] who fucked kids yeah we don't know yeah we got into athletes they went into
[00:31:22] athletes after Jared now they were only three they got like other athletes when
[00:31:27] I don't remember any of these now that was during Jared no no Jared did a lot
[00:31:32] of commercial fucking athletes dude can you imagine these guys are all the
[00:31:36] top of their game of their games in this this fucking loser well it turns out
[00:31:40] he's great at his game fucking children and I can't call it for years it took
[00:31:46] him like he was fucking well subway was probably calling I think he was I
[00:31:49] think he just he fucked like a 15 year old girl right no fuck the kid a bunch
[00:31:55] of child pornography yeah but he was into like whatever I'm not defending yeah
[00:32:01] the last one you literally are I don't think he's the f- like I don't think Jared
[00:32:07] was single no you said he was fucking and sucking he definitely was fucking it
[00:32:12] sucking he wasn't sucking like five year old boys dicks I don't think okay
[00:32:16] she's like Milo he likes to fuck 13 year olds yeah whatever I just I just
[00:32:20] want to be you know if you're a levy an accusation against you know for a
[00:32:26] Jared already sucked I don't know you're ready it's also so clear inside the
[00:32:32] hindsight that he fucked children yeah looks exactly like well one of those
[00:32:36] act the ads the ad's years people would say that he was like a weird porn guy in
[00:32:41] college like he collected a bunch of pornography and he like oh he was a
[00:32:44] beast yeah he's a big fact I love jacking off hell yeah and hell yeah that's I can
[00:32:50] get behind maybe maybe who do we know like that see look stop you you're never
[00:32:54] trying to lose you never actually lose the weight that's how we know you're not
[00:32:57] a pedophile it's true if I lost weight would make me a pedophile yeah because
[00:33:01] subway Jared only lost the weight so he could get to the children to fuck
[00:33:06] children yeah I feel like if you're fat as hell you still fuck children I guess
[00:33:11] did Gacy Gacy fuck boys younger boy ate them or something right and he was fat
[00:33:17] he was a clown you could you could fuck children if you're fat oh my god I'm
[00:33:25] not saying I want to I'm just saying the idea that Jared had to lose weight to
[00:33:30] fuck kids we should have gone to see Logan
[00:33:35] hold on if you're a pedophile you're coercing children it's not like children
[00:33:40] fucking because you're sexy anyway well first of all there's no way a fat
[00:33:44] pedophile could do his job because he would eat all the candy or you would
[00:33:50] eat all the candy before Halloween they would just you would just get the kids
[00:33:53] that like raisins you hate all the other fucking shit you get yeah the
[00:33:57] children just liked vans yeah poor autistic kids they're just very
[00:34:02] interested in those vans so anyway yes and in conclusion you could be fed and
[00:34:09] fuck in fact I feel like a lot of pedophiles are fat yeah you know you didn't
[00:34:16] doesn't that seem like it's right I don't know what are we even talking about
[00:34:20] yeah I don't know I was the Mexico City guys the capital talk about that oh yeah
[00:34:24] oh yeah we'll talk about your whole experience I like I don't know it was you
[00:34:32] know they loved me there they couldn't get enough of me I just went you know I
[00:34:36] was in the uber I was talking about disclosure
[00:34:38] big part of the people big part of the problem I have like a fucking cut on my
[00:34:41] gum line from what I don't know but it's like fucking excruciating do you want
[00:34:46] me to put my dick in your gums I don't know I don't like it just everything
[00:34:49] fucking hurts going from what out of my mouth what you ever eat a pizza in your
[00:34:53] mouth is just sucks for a week yes cheese is too hot I don't know but my
[00:34:58] mouth you just your whole mouth is just injured my gums are like inflamed and I
[00:35:03] don't know what are you gonna do but I don't know I don't know I already use
[00:35:06] Listerine that's usually my go-to you know there's that last time this fucking
[00:35:10] happening I got really bad and I need to go get one of my teeth drilled no yeah
[00:35:14] oh that doesn't have there's a piece of place two boots in New York yeah that
[00:35:19] puts the corn things on the bottom the like corn mail the cornmeal on the
[00:35:24] bottom yeah it's like fucking razor blades dude it slices my mouth up nah
[00:35:29] that shit the he's because actually you didn't know this but when you were born
[00:35:34] you were born with how to out of mouth so they had to use part of your mom's
[00:35:37] pussy material my mouth your cheeks are just fucking lazy yeah so your mouth
[00:35:44] your whole mouth is actually a pussy it's an old woman's pussy and that's such
[00:35:49] really yeah that's why your mouth is cut up when you eat a cornmeal sharp corn
[00:35:55] meal it's like excuse me this cornmeal is too sharp yeah I don't know if it's
[00:36:01] cornmeal it's this corn whatever fuck off whatever did you give a pussy mouth
[00:36:06] anyway I was in Mexico just walking around talking to the locals taking in
[00:36:11] the flavor the culture you know you see guys you guys have been in America this
[00:36:16] whole three weeks and I've gotten out of the country I've gotten to see a more
[00:36:21] international side of the world did you do anything fun Adam yeah you know I
[00:36:25] go up to people I'd say first of all do you do any drugs I want a legal sex I
[00:36:30] want you to know that I think Trump is a pin day home and I have no respect for
[00:36:36] him what is like like Vincent a Fox is like fucking cashing in on him using
[00:36:41] curse words one time on Twitter I love it yeah he's getting so much mileage out
[00:36:45] of like fuck yeah fuck you yeah I am learning how to curse his middle name is
[00:36:52] kid quesadilla quesada quesada this is last names quesada quesada fox or fox
[00:36:59] quesada vincente fox quesada I think oh so he's shortened it to fucking have
[00:37:04] that oh also I found out that dude Carlos slim the richest guy in Mexico is
[00:37:08] Lebanese guy yeah really isn't that weird he's not Mexican he's not Mexican
[00:37:13] oh oh I'll tell you once we're actually speaking of stop waiting to have sex
[00:37:19] with trans women which is which is chilled wait hold on I thought the richest
[00:37:23] guy in the world was Donald Trump yeah that's why I voted for him
[00:37:28] that's who should be president richest guy in the world Carlos slim man that
[00:37:34] picture of him driving the truck or pretending to be the best thing in the
[00:37:38] world I fucking I was saying it you know now this is real news if anybody else
[00:37:45] is fake news but his approval ratings went to 100% after that picture came out
[00:37:50] how can you see that not trust the hands our country is in yeah he'd use the horn
[00:37:56] yeah the one the best snap was him with the two hands on the wheel and just like
[00:38:02] screaming yeah of like pure joy what was that even for I kind of know what I
[00:38:09] know I would just think it was like he was like we're gonna put a truck on the
[00:38:14] lawn I want everyone to think I know how to drive a truck it was industry
[00:38:18] people came through it was also cool to industry people here that they tried to
[00:38:23] get military vehicles for the inauguration jump on a tank tanks yeah that is
[00:38:30] fucking insane what it yeah he won tanks that's like military what it tanks to
[00:38:35] roll on fucking washing the easy he wanted some yeah he requested what a
[00:38:40] fucking more that's like uniform dude yeah if I mean like I I I naturally when
[00:38:51] we were like this is fascism I'm like now it's just shitty yeah mmm
[00:38:55] public ends or whatever but if come on I know that's that's what it he wanted
[00:39:01] fucking yeah he wanted military vehicles declare himself general EC Mo honestly
[00:39:06] I would think it'd be he would go up a little bit my book if he just wore a
[00:39:11] full admirals uniform every day like an African ass fucking warlord with all
[00:39:18] bullshit man I love African dictators yeah my favorite is the African
[00:39:23] dictators that have like the suits but it and the suit jackets but there's
[00:39:28] short sleeve jackets do you know I'm talking about the African style suits
[00:39:33] never seen that I got a friend African best head of state is definitely a good
[00:39:40] life Jonathan baby what are awesome fucking me it's like 94 years old
[00:39:46] and he's not your president whatever the fuck he is yeah Nigeria dude those guys
[00:39:56] yeah we're watching the fucking British Bake Off that's that shows crack raw that
[00:40:02] shows awesome but the guy there's two there's two judges two British judges
[00:40:07] what is it Mary Barry what's the what's the ladies name she's a beast and
[00:40:11] Jezeline and crump in no the other guy's name is Paul Hollywood yeah judge on
[00:40:17] the great British big Paul Holly was he British yeah yeah like these cut-off
[00:40:25] days yeah no they were like short sleeve all right yeah Paul Hollywood is a
[00:40:29] pedophile I'm not saying that for sure I don't know but if you if just the set
[00:40:36] up British guy Paul Hollywood I'm going with my instinct I'm listening to the
[00:40:43] libel and slander show when we watch that like it's so incredible like
[00:40:49] so I had no idea how these people could possibly have so many opinions on what
[00:40:54] makes a good baked good but they taste everything and have such fucking
[00:40:58] opinions and then we looked up their credentials and were like no these guys
[00:41:02] Paul Hollywood's number one yeah they got a top guy to be the other person I
[00:41:05] would trust is a Mrs. Fields yeah Sally Fields this half funny is that did you
[00:41:12] start a business and they're like well I want everyone to know I have a husband
[00:41:16] it's not just this business I don't want people to think I'm some sort of cookie
[00:41:21] spinster now people just go with miss miss for all women is it miss field nice
[00:41:28] to miss as Mrs. Fields is it Sally Fields it's not Sally it's not it's just it's
[00:41:33] some dumb cookie bitch no it's probably some faceless corporation I went to high
[00:41:38] school with Sally Fields no not Sally Fields nephew the mom from back to the
[00:41:45] future her nephew and wow that's famous yeah it's pretty famous Wow and that guy
[00:41:52] is famous like in the environment shut the fuck up in the environmental science
[00:41:56] we moved to LA for you here for two days you're dropping names like that the
[00:42:01] in my mental science teacher we told this I met I met watching scared snap you
[00:42:08] wow this is how this chase you bro yeah I'm right into Tom scares nephew when I
[00:42:14] was at the DMV last week so I'm basically mr. Hollywood party guys my
[00:42:21] feet hurt from all these names you're dropping why because you dropped them on
[00:42:26] my feet I don't know that's a good one dude thank you for taking this spotlight
[00:42:30] that that's a good pickup line wait tell this excuse me my feet hurt because
[00:42:35] your name your name can I have your number because I want to fucking eat
[00:42:41] your pussy hey oh do you read that article about the Indian guys he's
[00:42:47] drew and stop story about the nephew cares that gives a fuck stop is like
[00:42:53] taking off most of his clothes and he's functionally naked at this point this
[00:42:57] is like you just met this guy you're in his apartment you're like nude on his
[00:43:01] house yeah whatever man we got a good vibe I fuck with yeah we're at my college
[00:43:05] roommate Danny shout out to Danny he's been a very gracious hometown studios
[00:43:09] West and does studios West the doctor Danny hurts I'm about to fall sleep on
[00:43:14] his floor probably the good doctor hurts Danny this was a joke I think of the
[00:43:19] movie stepbrothers but Danny one of his bits is that his dad's a doctor so he
[00:43:24] just refers to himself as a doctor he's like yo it's me the good doctor Daniel
[00:43:30] is that how doctorhood works I think so it's inherent is family business what
[00:43:36] we say in their neck if we read what oh that New York Times article about the
[00:43:40] Indian guys like cold calling random numbers until a woman picks up no it's
[00:43:46] like a big problem you do it six great yeah well I know what's going in the
[00:43:50] whole yeah like your dial the number and then just the random numbers random
[00:43:55] ass numbers yeah they're like what is up baby girl mama do not hang up I am
[00:44:01] calling from the hospital your entire family is dead unless you would let me
[00:44:06] take you out for a delicious curry and some pussy tasting
[00:44:23] you to breathe to harass if you're an Indian I told that story about walking
[00:44:28] around I was walking down like canal oh yeah o'clock in the morning that's
[00:44:32] behind all these girls in this fucking cab like pulls up on the corner yeah the
[00:44:36] guy rolls down the window and he's like a foot away from these girls faces and
[00:44:40] goes what is up girlfriends you know like you dude my lift driver the guy picked
[00:44:47] me up was this fucking like 64 year old Persian man hell yeah first of all
[00:44:52] bullies me into sitting up front what he's like I'm sitting in the back and he's
[00:44:56] like come up maybe you sit up I did that's the right move that's the right move
[00:45:00] and I'm like oh okay and he's like I am not gay I am not gay I tell you sit up
[00:45:07] front I'm not gay I see them talk to you like my brother I like that I like that
[00:45:14] he starts telling me a story family yeah like family he starts telling me
[00:45:18] story he's like oh you Greek I had just before you came in beautiful beautiful
[00:45:22] Greek girl I said we talk we laugh she tell me you know he's like talking
[00:45:28] about how he's just making like I will be at the end of the day at the end of
[00:45:32] the ride I ask her let me have your picture
[00:45:39] picture of this woman and then he's showing it to me and first of all
[00:45:45] I'm talking to all the dogs by the way our drivers out here are fucking hilarious
[00:45:48] it's so funny we had a lot one well this guy hold on this guy was telling me how
[00:45:52] he's got six fucking girlfriends yeah he was like I have six girlfriends and I
[00:45:58] was like whoa what's your secret he's like I have very good sex with all of
[00:46:01] that we had a hot one today she's like she's like I it was a it was a pool and
[00:46:08] she was telling the girl that was already in the car like her craziest
[00:46:11] live stories and so one of them she's like yeah there was this guy like visiting
[00:46:15] from like San Francisco or something and like at the end of the ride like I get
[00:46:20] him to the hotel he's like do you want to have sex with me and I'm like oh no and
[00:46:25] then the girls like was he cute though and she was like yeah he was cute but
[00:46:30] like you can't just ask me to have sex like that and so then I was like oh cool
[00:46:34] like and then I was like have people like met each other on Lyft and she's
[00:46:38] like yeah yeah it's happened like I'm at my boyfriend right now on Lyft I was
[00:46:43] like so you are kind of fucking yeah and then Johnson's doing another story about
[00:46:47] how some guy kissed her while he was trying to plug his phone in and she
[00:46:50] thought it was fine because he was very cute yeah it's like wait what the fuck
[00:46:54] is going on here you just try and kiss your drivers if you're hot she's like
[00:46:58] hooking up with guys I know I get nothing but like loser dudes but they're
[00:47:03] hilarious oh yeah I just one guy picked me up the other night and I get in the
[00:47:08] car and he's like hey how's it going I'm like sorry and then there's like
[00:47:14] silence for like maybe 30 seconds and then he's like yeah well you know it's my
[00:47:18] my first week back drive and first night actually like I didn't ask you
[00:47:23] you're doing right you just gave up waiting for me to ask him I started
[00:47:29] me conversation stark difference from New York is in New York they're all like
[00:47:32] yeah they're all like expectation well it's not an expectation they don't
[00:47:36] speak English yeah they're like how did I get yeah please bring me back to my
[00:47:41] job everyone here is giving you a fucking story it's wild yeah it's what all the
[00:47:48] talk they're internal monologue all the New York Lyft drivers is like the first
[00:47:54] three seconds of head like a hole the night snail song which I might have to
[00:47:58] play it's like weird jungle noises listen to it and then you'll get I'm gonna pull
[00:48:06] it up but anyhow yeah no so this guy's like just right off the bat like yeah
[00:48:12] so this is my first week driving in a while and he's wearing like skin tight
[00:48:17] like running or biking shirt but he's like just like orange it looks it looks
[00:48:28] worse than a fact you see all the problems you see love handles you see
[00:48:34] tits yeah you see you look like he was like literally inflated dude like he
[00:48:39] was fucking you know all the Christmas learn lawn furniture see how lumpy a
[00:48:43] person could be an under armor right yeah I'm like yeah like all these like
[00:48:47] fucking weird risk guards on or whatever he's like yeah I was actually in the
[00:48:51] hospital for like a week and I couldn't I couldn't drive from a guy got poison
[00:48:57] oak my arms go to the hospital so bad it was and I was like Jesus Christ how
[00:49:04] does you get poison oak that bad and he was like yeah it's at the archery
[00:49:07] range oh my god I'm fat archer I was like what how did that happen he's like
[00:49:16] I was looking for one of my arrows and I I was digging through a bunch of poison
[00:49:20] oak yeah and he kept telling stories and like as there would be a new detail of
[00:49:30] the story that would segue to another story that just made him like even more
[00:49:35] pathetic or whatever yes he was like oh you know I'm just worried to drive a
[00:49:38] other poison oak all over my arms you know I got forbidden anything happened
[00:49:42] I actually got rear-ended there's no damage to my car at all which is crazy
[00:49:48] you know the other guys cars messed up my car was fine but you know the only
[00:49:51] reason I said that is you know because I was just worried I was worried about
[00:49:57] maybe getting in an axis out like my mom's car the one she I live with her she
[00:50:02] said no reason to mention that she has a Mercedes and that things a tank but you
[00:50:08] know this one I don't I don't know can you kill me please you play please oh so I
[00:50:15] didn't want to make any money driving here yeah you know it's like a dollar or
[00:50:19] forty miles yeah it's insane yeah I had like one like just sort of ugly valley
[00:50:25] girl that was like you know oh my god can these people learn how to drive please
[00:50:30] you know and like fucking swerving and cutting people off and expecting me to
[00:50:35] like give her a good tip for driving like a fucking asshole listen up service
[00:50:39] industry folks thank you let them have it if you want to get no benefits yeah
[00:50:44] here we go hold on this is this is the first no
[00:50:58] well that's the African ones what are the Indian ones listening to
[00:51:01] that's what's going on in a book of yours head while he's driving the lift
[00:51:27] what about the other guy Jim tells the story of Dean oh yeah that guy no I
[00:51:33] didn't I don't know how to translate he was just such a funny guy this guy picks
[00:51:37] me up and he's like he was like you know looking in the rear like yeah you know
[00:51:45] you can go out man it's like co-ed night you know
[00:51:47] go it Thursday night go at night and I was like excuse me he was like yeah you
[00:51:53] know go out for the co-eds and stuff I'm like what's going on he's like no I'm
[00:51:58] just saying you know you can go out and like you know meet me girls and stuff
[00:52:02] I'm like oh I thought it was like a thing that was going on he's like no you
[00:52:05] know you just go out to bars you know you meet the college girl just any
[00:52:10] like you know Thursday night you just take them you know he's like I'm like
[00:52:15] all right I know now I'm just gonna go home and go to sleep and he's like yeah
[00:52:20] it's pretty cool driving around you get to meet a lot of you know see the stars
[00:52:24] and stuff I like coming up here to drive around meet the stars and stuff
[00:52:28] you know I live down in Long Beach so I don't see that too much you know but
[00:52:33] actually one time I did see there I found out there's a guy lives on a
[00:52:38] signal hilloy I was able to drive him to the airport and he actually works for
[00:52:45] like defeats the purpose of playboy yeah that was pretty would have bragged
[00:52:52] yeah playboy I didn't even know that existed yeah uh oh that was a big one
[00:53:00] that's a good one big normally you know the wind piece small yeah yeah cuz we're
[00:53:04] eating real food out yeah well before it sounded like you had colon cancer I
[00:53:08] probably do everything was blocked by some giant tumor I probably do anyhow
[00:53:12] this guy kept he's kept finding ways to bring up playboy yo old man love like
[00:53:18] like grown really 25 minute ride and they but every time he brought up
[00:53:22] playboy again he would always do with the same gravitas and weight that like it
[00:53:27] had like he was just revealing it for the first time so he told me that he's
[00:53:31] like yeah you know you next girlfriend with him and she was actually a playmate
[00:53:35] and then like we see started talking about he was doing grip work but he lost his
[00:53:42] hookup for grip work was I don't know what the fuck he's like yeah but one of the
[00:53:47] best one of the best jobs I got to work is actually at the the unfortunate
[00:53:51] after the experience of working for Playboy
[00:53:57] hold a fan to this like playmate and blow her hair with the fan she fucking
[00:54:01] hated me man but you know that she was cool she was hot and she was like
[00:54:07] playboy I love I love that guys were just like yeah man I just want to be a
[00:54:11] round hot women on yeah right it's like what are you 12 I can't wait to see
[00:54:19] what our next lift drivers like me that might go to the damn beach we might go
[00:54:24] take a damn hike tomorrow yeah you know yeah there's some other things you can
[00:54:28] do when you're not you know fucking fighting for me andering to the last
[00:54:35] 20 minutes of a podcast we got 20 minutes left no we got fucking five
[00:54:40] minutes left but we need we need some kind of banger I had a good riff on the
[00:54:44] Dana and Jamel one and they they gave me zero on it what was it I don't know I
[00:54:48] felt like if you guys were there it would have been a lot of fun yeah so
[00:54:51] let's redo we were talking about the sound of music Jim Hill said a do at the
[00:54:56] end I remember that song from the sound of music which one do you do it do like
[00:55:00] oh my little sister was in that in that song in a play alright well I'm talking
[00:55:04] with the fucking movie yeah yeah yeah the dinner party with the kid or party
[00:55:08] well they got down and I was like imagine how shitty it must have been a
[00:55:11] party yeah like I'm gonna get out here and like what my kids have to sing this
[00:55:15] yeah my kids have to do their dance it's like man I got a drive home drunk
[00:55:20] through Nazi yeah shit he kids their bad choreography yeah right you know
[00:55:30] those mother Von Trapp family yeah these kids that are just praying their dad
[00:55:34] fucks their no name suck dick to go to a house party at the Von Trapp family
[00:55:40] oh yeah house in occupied Austria I love it also that they just like never
[00:55:45] help any Jews or anything yeah and they're trying to escape right that's
[00:55:52] told they're not Jewish right no they're Austria they could not be further from
[00:55:55] Jewish yeah Von Trapp yeah right and she's a Catholic yeah but not yeah right
[00:56:01] prior to to working with that family she had been orally servicing the Nazi
[00:56:08] the SS yeah to survive yeah yeah you're right they don't even choose don't even come up
[00:56:15] yeah no no they they really forget about all that all that stuff they made a
[00:56:20] movie about World War II and the Holocaust it wasn't about the Holocaust
[00:56:24] and it was about a family that won a talent show
[00:56:31] I mean that is hilarious when you put it in context that's got to be the funniest
[00:56:39] movie of all time how does it end they just escaped escape in the middle of
[00:56:43] night I would love it if they original after they win the big show the original
[00:56:47] script there was like like heavy like they were just a minor characters in
[00:56:52] the background of some serious like she was yeah and then the studio read it
[00:56:56] and they're like oh to dark let's look more at this family get rid of all this
[00:57:02] Holocaust stuff let's talk about the talent show the scene the body oh I love
[00:57:08] this Von Trapp family we're gonna bring them to the foreground
[00:57:13] and how that developed we talked about it on the podcast before but it's just
[00:57:18] like that story that the big steampunk spider and wild wild west right yeah yeah
[00:57:24] I just bounced around there's like one producer that's just be on back to the
[00:57:27] future three something like that yeah love that's the Wild West remember
[00:57:31] that's one yeah that's so I mean yeah the way she gets made is so fucking stupid
[00:57:36] didn't what's his name use that for legs in that movie yeah like spider legs
[00:57:40] yeah well his wheelchair turned into the spider into the spider yeah loveless
[00:57:44] general loveless what who was that Kevin Clark no Kevin clams the other guy
[00:57:50] loveless was played by Sir Lawrence Olivier I remember when I saw it was
[00:57:55] Peter a tool oh no no it was the Shakespearean actor I remember when I
[00:58:00] first found out Kevin Klein's name I thought he was Calvin Klein hell yeah I
[00:58:04] thought he was the guy with the movie you remember that movie in and out with
[00:58:07] Kevin Klein yeah like with everyone's gay well no the movie is about like this
[00:58:12] guy he becomes famous and he's like I would I just want to thank my old high
[00:58:17] school English teacher you know Johnny homo for being the first like openly gay
[00:58:23] person I've ever seen in my life or whatever and everyone in the town is
[00:58:27] like you're gay and he's like I'm not fucking gay you know and then everyone's
[00:58:30] like but you kind of gay then he's like maybe I am gay is he gay at the end
[00:58:35] he's like tries to do gay shit and then he's like I'm not gay after all and it
[00:58:39] was like yeah I remember anything about that movie but I remember the big
[00:58:46] like climax of that movie is like there's a big speech or something and everyone
[00:58:53] in the town like says they're gay and stands up and they're like oh I'm good
[00:58:57] like I'm Spartacus yeah I'm sorry I'm sucked to kiss yeah I'm sucked to kiss
[00:59:03] I'm sucked to kiss I like the idea of being a gay test is like Kevin Klein has
[00:59:12] to suck off a man and it's like they have like fucking how else do you know if
[00:59:16] you're gay or not dude that's what fear factor should have been Joe Rugen
[00:59:20] making a suck a day and then you just share watching suck a dick on NBC will
[00:59:28] you suck the dick for a million dollars find out after the break they put woman
[00:59:33] crying sorry extra scars closed her hair is in a ponytail she's sweating her
[00:59:38] husband's next or he's like you could do this all right we gotta go all right