Cum Town | Regular | 06/23/2017
[00:00:00] check them gay so i went and saw a wonder woman finally who i was trying to
[00:00:09] because they you know they charge more for uh... men women to get in
[00:00:14] they'll offset the wage gap they give they make it more money for women
[00:00:18] that makes sense but i went to that girl gal the dots
[00:00:21] yeah uh... sat well i went to it went to buying uh pebble shields for the idea
[00:00:34] yeah no they charge women more because women don't understand money works
[00:00:38] uh... they say okay well the men's prices seventy three percent of what the
[00:00:42] women pay the women are like fuck yeah of course is more for us
[00:00:48] because of their husbands by everything oh i see
[00:00:51] yeah so they're not so you're just the first time many women have actually
[00:00:54] they've had these currency and it's a transaction
[00:00:58] you gotta buy the ticket to harry at top in twenty
[00:01:01] which cost twenty seven dollars to purchase
[00:01:07] uh... see you have to be a member of birch box to get that
[00:01:12] that's the only way to do feminism is by buying a series of subscriptions or
[00:01:18] until you've completely depleted your disposable income on empowering
[00:01:22] yourself we should create like slay box or something and it's just like
[00:01:26] hillary clinton bumper stickers and like Beyonce well when when that that that
[00:01:30] that that that should already exist really yet when this when the safety pin
[00:01:34] box a team out there was a lot of the subscription services that's not
[00:01:38] teaches black people how to how to like be better black people
[00:01:43] as an answer to the safety pin box also what does it have what's it's got a
[00:01:47] watch in there that set twenty minutes early so you're always on time for
[00:01:53] what else you know i tell you when to say please and thank you every week
[00:02:00] uh... like what it like turns a phrase like for the simple fact that
[00:02:06] don't ever start a sentence with for the simple fact that
[00:02:16] not so much the obvious stuff like this isn't a place to find out that you should
[00:02:21] this is more be covered right this is sort of like more of like an advanced
[00:02:26] escape and escape do they cover that uh... no so because that's just racist
[00:02:30] okay this is for people looking so much up to educate
[00:02:37] it's your job to trick that it's your box
[00:02:40] now it's turning into my making a lot of it
[00:02:43] i'm making it away from me to get paid to educate people but i'm not a job that
[00:02:48] i see you know which is a form of slavery
[00:03:00] that's a good that's a good money making venture that we can wonder if how many
[00:03:03] people are at imagine being the kind of fucking
[00:03:10] asshole that buys the safety pinbox i mean what's in there for real
[00:03:14] and i i can you know i guarantee you they're not even like fulfilling orders
[00:03:17] yeah yeah yeah i'm sure they're just collecting the fucking money and then it
[00:03:21] you all you buy is they email you a screenshot that you can put on your
[00:03:24] twitter really so many things i mean this people like recycle the the talking
[00:03:31] there's a limit to that will bullshit you get like three it's not like you know
[00:03:47] yeah it's not as a love as a monthly subscription in new trigrain bars
[00:03:55] i get the sales select whatever flavors i want it's awesome
[00:04:01] juice box that's good we should start that
[00:04:04] a subscription food service and some kind of art it does that i mean there's so
[00:04:12] yet in ci yet but i was excited i'm kind of
[00:04:16] well the scripts really fucking stupid yeah
[00:04:20] that's what it was a script was kind of dog shit
[00:04:22] and explaining shit yeah and then it's like the the when matrix to came out
[00:04:28] superman style of fight choreography where it's like two different people
[00:04:32] that can control lasers that come out of their hands right and they're just
[00:04:36] using the force to make bigger and bigger explosions i wonder women's a
[00:04:41] yeah it's a shield but then you know it's like the final fight is for this other
[00:04:45] guy throwing lightning at each other in their boat like a lightning she gets
[00:04:50] but she had the lasso to yeah it's it's bullshit oh yeah last uh... last uh...
[00:04:54] last week i rewatched police story the other day
[00:04:58] and you watch police story and it's fucking awesome to watch that because it's
[00:05:02] what you're talking about jackie ken difficult choreography
[00:05:05] and they like have to compose all of these fight scenes that these guys act
[00:05:10] and then you watch something like wonder woman and it's like
[00:05:13] all i'm just gonna stand here and look determined right now women by waiting
[00:05:20] but some giant laser on the screen and there's a big explosion is that go the
[00:05:24] guy that ono is not now he's just on fire right
[00:05:27] and then the but then the fire turns into a different kind of laser
[00:05:30] no fuck this two lasers i don't know so that's not a word yet did and what it
[00:05:36] worst example of that is like the final fight scene from matrix three
[00:05:40] with the new and the jesus one yeah that happens in that
[00:05:47] yeah he's a smith and the religious like
[00:05:50] you know they're punching each other but both of them are like the strongest
[00:05:56] was watching like you know jackie chan fucking
[00:06:02] i blame that on the correct karate on the only on three different guys at one
[00:06:05] time that's it's awesome hanging by bamboo and shit yeah
[00:06:09] injuring himself in real life yeah i blame it on the transformers that's
[00:06:14] just watching the cgi thing fight a cgi
[00:06:16] is the matrix the one i said in the beginning
[00:06:23] yeah i haven't seen it i might still see it i don't know did
[00:06:27] i haven't uh... i saw i saw predator it was good as shit
[00:06:32] uh... i saw purple rain you guys in purple rain
[00:06:38] fucking it was it was a horrible movie but it was fun
[00:07:06] well hot take that she is really hot coming in hot with the
[00:07:12] now we're talking just email you pictures of your wife's press
[00:07:16] you upfront you send us a bunch of pictures of your wife's press and then
[00:07:21] every month because you know what is not my job to educate
[00:07:28] what do you guys think that is a subscription
[00:07:46] no you don't know what's in the box in seven either
[00:07:54] all men that they sucked out of the woman's pussy
[00:07:59] that's what he says and then everyone says that we're gonna bring up that
[00:08:03] they do their was in the box in pressure
[00:08:06] because everyone has a unique personality
[00:08:21] i love you that's what that's what makes us great
[00:08:24] is we always do original as characters i have one we don't like anything i
[00:08:27] don't like anything and i i have the most original character of all which is
[00:08:32] indian apartment broker that's a good one that's good who can say the word
[00:08:36] views yes that's a great one because he mixes up w's and v's
[00:08:40] yeah give the people a little taste so this is one of the greatest apart
[00:08:52] because it does one of the greatest was
[00:08:59] that's why there's wolves in this apartment no it's the greatest who
[00:09:10] uh... i've got one called the horny teddy bear
[00:09:20] it sounds like jeffrey your character no that's my character that's his this
[00:09:24] is anything like jeffrey it doesn't do jeffrey that's also not a character i
[00:09:30] uh... i'm a little bringing that i was in the oven until i think that's all
[00:09:33] makes a phone call i'm like the indian guy in the horny teddy bear
[00:09:37] that is by sexual by the way i want to take come but also put the
[00:09:50] yeah no they're good no there's too sweet
[00:09:53] i think that i think they're like crackers which are health food
[00:09:57] they've got super foods and i think that was a kid i was like oh yes all teams
[00:10:03] i didn't need the entire box saltines and that's like good for me
[00:10:08] i remember my shit i used to think about food
[00:10:11] yeah drinking like three arizona iced tea tall boys
[00:10:27] you can't do it dude i'm gonna get good karate from drinking all this arizona
[00:10:38] i pray to my corn god and drink my arizona iced tea
[00:10:46] uh... fuck also gatorade iced the gatorade was just yeah so it's really
[00:10:50] sports dude i would run for like twenty minutes and just drink three big
[00:10:59] red's good i did yell at cuz i was coming my pants too much
[00:11:03] so i need to learn my sperm count all it would be a lot of that that mounds
[00:11:07] do that's what everyone said yeah yeah i am sperm count is one
[00:11:19] you can see it swimming is ball just completely trivial
[00:11:29] this is not sachters looks like a tea bag that's been sitting on the kitchen
[00:11:34] it looks like it's a little tape or but it's just a one sperm
[00:11:39] that's not true guys you know i'm a heavy flow
[00:11:46] oh nice to my shit depends entirely on like how much water i've had really might
[00:11:51] as if i've jerked off that day or not of course it's a long way you jerk off
[00:11:56] really ever i drink a lot of coffee i do i drink a lot of diuretics
[00:12:01] yeah coffee this is also bad for your stomach too cranberry juice yeah
[00:12:06] uh what i need i need to moisturize or lotion
[00:12:11] just dehydration a lot of people think you have to drink water but you can just
[00:12:14] put lotion yeah that's why black people never drink water do yeah
[00:12:19] because they're always there but they drink none of it soda and they cover themselves in lotion
[00:12:25] reading that somewhere like on the bodybuilding forums one time it's like
[00:12:28] somebody who's like why are black people always more jacked and white people
[00:12:31] and so it's not because it's what no it's it's all because they're darker
[00:12:36] what yeah it's darker so the muscles look better
[00:12:41] it's like yeah that's the reason it has nothing to do with slavery
[00:12:45] i'm like selective breed selective like breeding when we
[00:12:49] like stole them from africa and treated them like cattle for
[00:12:53] and also isn't there like more bio diverse isn't there like more diversity of
[00:12:57] people in africa like everyone's like you get the most
[00:13:00] african american is or west african oh really
[00:13:03] slave trade yeah yeah i don't know shit oh yeah isn't that what you were saying about
[00:13:07] oprah saying she thought she was zulu i am a zulu warrior
[00:13:13] no you're from you're from gada um what was i going to say
[00:13:17] oh i also want to ask what do you find the longer you beat off
[00:13:21] and then you finally come the bigger it is
[00:13:25] do you see what i'm saying like if you get more
[00:13:27] no no but i mean i don't know the longer you beat off
[00:13:30] even you know what i mean like let's say you're beating off i've maxed i've
[00:13:33] like i've perfected beating off to the point where i barely come at this point
[00:13:37] you barely come i don't even need to be fully hard i barely come
[00:13:41] only really hard i don't really no i'm just kidding but i i could jerk off at a
[00:13:46] nice 80 percent sperm count one sperm count one that's why you can't you don't
[00:13:50] come because you don't have you have a new choker back
[00:13:53] the name of adam's plane that you're right around
[00:13:56] sperm count one yeah get off my plane i want my
[00:14:00] plane back give me back my sperm yeah there's a jar full of your old come
[00:14:06] and you have to put it back into your body stole my sperm
[00:14:12] do you think so could someone steal your come from your balls with a syringe
[00:14:17] i don't know how that works i'm not a doctor yeah we need to get a doctor on
[00:14:21] the horn at what adam does when he has sex with a girl
[00:14:23] is let's hear it he's like a sex with her
[00:14:27] and then he's like he's i just want everyone to come shut up
[00:14:29] truth shut the fuck up i'm doing this thing okay
[00:14:32] and he rolls her over he's like i'm about to come and then
[00:14:35] he like starts jerking off on her lower back and she's like
[00:14:38] looking around he's like don't don't look i can't do it if you're looking
[00:14:43] and then so she turns around and then he
[00:14:45] hearts out all of the old common is that there we go
[00:14:49] yeah from a guy fucking him he pretends it's his i think it's veteran he had
[00:14:54] lots of veteran sex with him so he steals valor is that part of the wounded warrior
[00:14:59] projects i just want to say that i did warrior
[00:15:01] project i think that was my idea for a charity for sexually assaulted
[00:15:06] veterans the pounded war project god damn
[00:15:11] uh it's good that you're helping out veterans at him
[00:15:14] yeah well i think that it's i just think it's progress that you had me having
[00:15:18] sex with a woman in this uh slander is why about myself
[00:15:23] there's a trans woman yeah he didn't let him finish
[00:15:26] what do you mean turn to her free of course yeah
[00:15:31] pre what you know what pre even finding out their trans
[00:15:38] i think it's a guy that 20 years from now will become trans
[00:15:44] but pre pre any degree even coming out of the closet
[00:15:50] they're sexually assaulting a four-year-old boy
[00:15:53] that'll deal with the trauma in 20 years you actually turn him trans because you
[00:16:00] i don't think that i don't think i don't think that's real
[00:16:08] everyone knows that story that old tale that old charming little uh
[00:16:18] it's free to ask if someone's trans you know you know that old story boy
[00:16:22] meets girl you know yep the girl is at him the boy is a four-year-old boy
[00:16:30] yep yep i remember that one where the story is that the dog's dead dude
[00:16:35] she's just sleeping she's just chilling
[00:16:39] oh any of the snake guys out yet it's like snake guy weather in manhattan
[00:16:44] do they don't go into manhattan as much anymore so i don't see him
[00:16:47] i saw a guy um was there a snake guy a specific snake guy oh yeah
[00:16:51] you don't see those guys not really it's always like
[00:16:54] uh like black dudes will just wear a giant snake or no that's tight yeah i
[00:16:59] want to sneak how do we get a snake i don't want to take a naked photo shoot
[00:17:03] with a snake that's her oh by the way that octopus who made a weird
[00:17:06] territory between black nerd and black cool guy is snake guy
[00:17:10] because there's something anime about it you know yes
[00:17:12] there's nothing very dragon ball zi about uh about
[00:17:17] wearing a snake around like you could very easily go sega black guy with that
[00:17:20] wall absolutely but then it's also like that's what a dude who sells women would
[00:17:25] do also right that's an extreme pimp move that's
[00:17:29] like that's like the absolute you're at oh damn you're right it's like having
[00:17:33] it's like it's like if he had press on nails where
[00:17:36] that would be weird but there's a level of pinky
[00:17:41] pedicure nails like that's not an erd move that's like a
[00:17:44] very intimidating right guy that's like so sexualized
[00:17:48] right right from from selling women in sex slavery
[00:17:52] yeah he's so straight he just becomes gay is like a challenge to other straight
[00:17:57] guy that is the most alpha shit but that is like
[00:17:59] moving on to make up and flush right right like that kind of guy
[00:18:03] yeah you know like i was wired to be curlers in his hair and stuff the most
[00:18:07] intimidating prison rapist is a guy that's like blowing kisses at you and
[00:18:11] yeah yeah you know telling you you're beautiful
[00:18:14] it's not that like i'm gonna rape you guy yeah
[00:18:16] yeah i'm gonna rape you guys just he's insecure he doesn't know he's mad that he
[00:18:20] has to rape men but he doesn't want to get raped himself
[00:18:24] yeah i would the guy that's like sending you valentine how fun it would be
[00:18:28] Adam getting little cards written on toilet paper
[00:18:31] in his cell some six foot seven guy with
[00:18:34] 482 pounds is like waving at him just a he's got long beautiful hair
[00:18:39] hey boo man i'm like i don't like that that's not how i said
[00:18:45] that's not how i sound i don't sound like that i'm i don't like there's a tension
[00:18:53] uh folks i would like the attention the attention tonight we can all agree
[00:18:57] the attention's nice um i'm yeah i've missed i've been
[00:19:01] missing out on gay male attention ever since i relaunched my instagram it
[00:19:06] hasn't been quite the trigger for gay attention that the old one was
[00:19:11] um well stop your baby too on instagram everyone please follow
[00:19:14] um but i think i'll get there i'm thinking about starting a grinder
[00:19:18] with all my pictures and being like and having sex follow
[00:19:22] and then just having sex with me i'm thinking about starting a grinder
[00:19:25] as a cover using my instagram as a cover and then actually meeting up with
[00:19:29] these men and having sex with them someone told me when i was selling
[00:19:32] a weed that i should use grinder to sell weed
[00:19:35] you should use grinder to sell academy and your i ketamine club drugs where do you
[00:19:40] get ketamine these days off grinder i feel like it's a very like
[00:19:43] british raver drug no is it so i'm fucked off
[00:19:47] ket of ket i did so much ket last night i did so much
[00:19:52] kai you're fucking ket all night she's completely disassociated with my
[00:19:57] body oh cheerio governor come on kettamine governor i'll
[00:20:01] head ketamine governor why are they always saying hello to the governor
[00:20:05] che cheerio yeah what is people always have access to governor they have a lot
[00:20:09] of governors yeah that's the thing every neighborhood is a state
[00:20:12] when when when uh new york was still under british ruler was like some governor
[00:20:17] here that was trans really yeah in like the fucking 1700s there was like a
[00:20:22] cross dressing british governor hell yes if i hide in the bushes and then jump
[00:20:26] out and kiss other men yeah that guy sounds awesome
[00:20:32] yo old timey like ancient gay men but like the people that are so gay they
[00:20:37] just like just were like fucks all the society this is how gay i am
[00:20:41] that i'm gonna be just open as hell and like
[00:20:44] four thousand years ago whatever although i guess then everyone was gay but like
[00:20:48] three hundred years ago that's tight yeah i mean gay repression didn't really
[00:20:52] start until uh the 20th century yeah until about 2009
[00:20:56] yeah we all got online certainly the hardest thing in the world was to be a
[00:21:00] gay man on tumblr god can you imagine really
[00:21:05] oppressive that would be it is oppressive you have to wear a on tumblr you have to
[00:21:09] pierce the middle part of your nose you have to wear choker necklaces
[00:21:13] it's difficult you stop it Adam what are other things you have to do
[00:21:20] you have to um you have to learn i don't know you have to you have to learn
[00:21:25] farce if you want to be gay that's a big part of being gay you don't have to
[00:21:30] yeah but if you want to if you want to fuck cute
[00:21:33] Persian boys you do right Adam isn't that what you were telling me earlier
[00:21:37] off mic about what about having sex with cute
[00:21:40] Persian boys i don't know what you're talking about
[00:21:43] Adam likes to do what they call the magic carpet
[00:21:46] where you come in each other's pubes and then you glue it together
[00:21:50] and then you jump out the window now you you jump you
[00:21:54] separate yourselves violently and it'll rip off
[00:21:57] one person gets all of their pubes ripped off it's like a by the kumbun
[00:22:01] yeah and then whoever loses has to eat the
[00:22:04] the compubes nest like a pussy and that's a magic carpet
[00:22:10] this is an important part yeah oh i'm sorry
[00:22:16] mouth is slow the pubes and come you know i want to eat your ass it would be
[00:22:23] so your dick that's actually that wasn't in the movie but
[00:22:27] fucking robin Williams ad lib that in a genie scene and
[00:22:32] you know he said he said if you don't put this in the movie i'm gonna kill myself
[00:22:36] and so they put it in there and then they took it out for all of the home
[00:22:41] media releases oh but he didn't he didn't watch it until he didn't watch it until
[00:22:45] two years ago because he was like you know that magic carpet thing i came up
[00:22:49] with people like what are you talking about he's like you know
[00:22:52] on a latin where you glue your pubes together
[00:22:55] rip them apart it's like robin no nobody knows what he's
[00:22:59] talking about he's like no what what what i'm adding right now
[00:23:05] and then they put it on and he kept rewinding it seriously
[00:23:09] he's like somebody give me a belt the stress of it actually
[00:23:12] gave him a disease whichever one he had he had Parkinson's yeah yeah
[00:23:19] early you know be funny if your dog got barkin since
[00:23:29] oh boy anyway so what do you guys uh what do you guys what are your plans for
[00:23:33] the summer is anyone going on a nice trip i'm getting a fucking beach ball
[00:23:37] dude and some sunglasses hell yeah and i'm gonna take pictures and say wish
[00:23:42] you were here yeah that's good i'm gonna go on vacation
[00:23:46] to my ex-wife i'm gonna go on vacation to lula with my
[00:23:50] girlfriend my 500 pound ex-wife to lula
[00:23:53] to lula willis yeah Bruce willis is yeah daughter
[00:23:56] Bruce willis is 500 pound daughter i was married to i'm gonna go on vacation
[00:24:02] with my girlfriend and do uh an instagram series where she's holding my
[00:24:07] hand and she's leading me like in front of the
[00:24:10] Eiffel Tower one of the one of the black instagrams i follow
[00:24:14] somebody made one with those with the girl from the guy's perspective and she
[00:24:17] goes to the edge of a cliff and then she like turns around the guy just
[00:24:20] shut it looks like really well done this falls and just like splits her head
[00:24:24] open wait rock it's real i mean it's like i doubt it's real but it's like
[00:24:30] very well made oh great good production value that's a great
[00:24:34] bit actually i'm jealous yeah well you know those are all one guy that's like
[00:24:37] one photographer you like came up with that idea yeah but now everyone follow
[00:24:41] me series yeah i think they broke up and they had to keep going yeah yeah
[00:24:45] i think the follow me couple broke up this is too such dumb shit you have to do in
[00:24:53] just talking about yeah but that fucking i like it i think it's sweet i don't i
[00:24:59] don't i don't like it i like doing the things that i do which is purchasing
[00:25:02] electronics uh calibrating them oh yeah setting them up in different ways
[00:25:07] going through a menu after menu figuring out how to
[00:25:12] tweak you know hdr settings and resolution settings and optimizing
[00:25:16] lighting and yes and setting up audio fields you know yeah
[00:25:20] hell yeah i just the kind of shit that's just doing that
[00:25:24] that's my version of going blueberry picking yeah
[00:25:28] you have to also be ignoring a girlfriend while doing those things though
[00:25:31] right no oh no but it helps yeah um i'm
[00:25:36] right here i can't read shit is when a uh a gal is interrupting me while i'm
[00:25:40] trying to watch the big game which him uh it's the movie the game
[00:25:47] oh yeah that's good michael blackless dogless oh i thought you meant reading the
[00:25:50] game every february i invite all my friends over to watch
[00:25:54] the big game watching the game in my heart
[00:25:58] and they all come in and then i lock them in there and they're like nay please
[00:26:02] stop doing this bit i said it's too late uh
[00:26:06] but that's what you get for trusting a man with interior deadbolts
[00:26:11] i do that but it's my friends and we we listen to the audiobook of the game
[00:26:16] uh the uh by mystery by miss no by the guy by Neil Strauss
[00:26:20] Neil Strauss and by the end and then we just all go crush
[00:26:23] p-p-p-p-poo yeah i watch we watch the game we watch
[00:26:26] surviving the game we listen to mvp by the game yep
[00:26:31] yeah that's cool does it name the album i don't remember yeah what about Neil
[00:26:35] Simon's the game right guys boo sounds gay you don't know how this shit
[00:26:40] works dude what you're a terrible joke writer
[00:26:44] i'm a good joke writer i'm taking your name off off uh
[00:26:48] the description you can't because we never put it on it yeah
[00:26:52] i was trying to think of a pro talking about the description on uh
[00:26:54] none of them yeah we haven't been doing but we you know we're right guys we're
[00:26:58] working on the web series every day all day together so we've had a lot of
[00:27:01] time we made zero progress no we have like a
[00:27:04] five bad why are you like playing with dogs literally do snipples it's fun
[00:27:08] talking on her nipples it's weird dude she no joke it's making me feel weird
[00:27:12] yeah that is weird you're like because it's sexual yeah you're bothering you
[00:27:16] you're playing with her titties it literally is
[00:27:19] why don't it be like you're weird dude it'd be like if you're playing with your
[00:27:22] dogs we're trying to yo that shit is so weird it's not an
[00:27:25] erogenous zone for my dog stop i had my dog's bed she's not
[00:27:29] coming from this it's just a nice thing that we do together
[00:27:32] i just play with her if you had a dog and you cut his balls off would you beat
[00:27:36] him off yes if he didn't have you don't cut the
[00:27:39] dog's balls up Norman Wilkerson sucked a dog's dick one time really did
[00:27:43] it yeah he used to tell the story that was his like most embarrassing story is
[00:27:46] that he like he went he was like 12 he put his dog got
[00:27:50] hard and he like sucked his dog's dick he's what's a dog he put peanut butter
[00:27:55] lipsticks dick and licked it off yeah he was really yeah yeah you know the
[00:27:58] classic the classic that is awesome it's Norman just gay
[00:28:04] for dogs i guess so dogs dicks they're so repulsive looking yeah but they taste
[00:28:10] really gross too yeah well they're like yeah they have a little like it's like
[00:28:13] a red prickly Hershey's kiss yeah they have a thorny dig yeah strange
[00:28:18] that's why cats suck you know their dicks are so small that like if they get
[00:28:22] uh if you put a catheter in a cat josia and droscu is telling me this his
[00:28:26] cat they had to put like a catheter in for some bladder problem
[00:28:29] and their dicks are so small that usually when they remove the catheter it just
[00:28:33] rips a cat stick off just don't they're like yeah i'm just like
[00:28:42] imagine you imagine going in for surgery and then being like a completely
[00:28:46] unrelated surgery you get your fucking appendix out and like hey man sorry
[00:28:51] your dick popped off you give me a gas gas yeah fuck what's the duck what's
[00:28:56] the duck uh a nargentinian duck or is like it's like scorpion like
[00:29:00] it over here so uh what is it they everyone knows about this
[00:29:04] Adam you're not breaking your nose stop doesn't know i don't know
[00:29:06] argentine teen duck has like a dick that's like twice the length of its body
[00:29:11] yeah it looks like a phone cord yeah any any it's like a heat seeking
[00:29:15] dick it like yeah it's like scorpion from mortal combat
[00:29:18] did he fling it yeah and he says get over here
[00:29:21] yeah um that's rules dude yeah i want to take that like that
[00:29:24] yeah no i had a sketch idea where it's like uh
[00:29:27] a guy gets in a car accident and he's like waking up after surgery and he's
[00:29:31] like you know he's got bandages on his face
[00:29:34] and uh he's like oh my god what happened they're like we flew in one of the best
[00:29:37] like plastic surgeons in the country and uh so they like take the bandages off
[00:29:42] and he's like luckily like this guy's the best he was able to like
[00:29:45] completely restructure like reshape your nose
[00:29:49] and the guy's like yeah like i can barely tell he's like yeah we just um
[00:29:53] the nose has a lot of the same tissue as the penis so we took the penis and
[00:29:57] me crafting you know he's like what do you mean he's like well we just removed
[00:30:01] your penis and turned into a little town and they've cut his dick off
[00:30:05] he's like no no no i'll put him back i don't want to know i was in my nose i
[00:30:09] don't need a nose i don't want to smell shit i don't want to
[00:30:11] fuck yeah and they've cut his dick off and turn it
[00:30:15] into his nose that's good yeah we should do that sketch
[00:30:18] and then we act but to it's so much better to just say on the podcast what the
[00:30:23] sketches we're going to be because that's that's there's no
[00:30:26] heightening there that's not perceived it's not like insightful
[00:30:29] it's just a funny thing to say so you say it and then it's over
[00:30:34] imagine how much better Seinfeld would have been as a show if it was just me
[00:30:38] saying like yeah then there's this guy Kramer and he
[00:30:41] fucking does stuff you know he's like a weird neighbor and he
[00:30:45] he walks through the door everyone on the show's
[00:30:47] jewish and then uh this guy works with post office as
[00:30:51] jerry doesn't like people would love that that'd be a good show man i think
[00:30:55] cuz dances greek no it's Italian i wish he was but he's not i think
[00:31:00] these supposed to be greek he's not i would know that come on
[00:31:03] why it's an Italian name what do you mean why why would he know
[00:31:07] cuz george cuz dans is who have modeled my life after well i think he was my
[00:31:11] hero huh i think he was i wish he was greek he's not
[00:31:14] dude stop you haven't seen that episode yeah the greek
[00:31:17] festival yeah you haven't seen that episode wait wait
[00:31:20] yeah doesn't he like convert to eastern orthon oxen one of the episodes
[00:31:23] does he yeah which means he's not greek but yeah yeah for a woman or something
[00:31:28] i don't remember whatever oh yeah isn't suit fuck i gotta look back at that
[00:31:34] dude i gotta be in eastern orthodox the self-flagellating one with the kill
[00:31:38] susan by being cheap with the envelopes yeah so i think we know what he is
[00:31:42] yeah well they never said explicitly but yeah you kill your wife they never used
[00:31:47] the j-word they never said it all on envelopes i think
[00:31:51] how about that guy at the bagel place this morning
[00:31:54] oh that's hilarious like he made him he's just like flashy like you know older
[00:31:59] dude and he fucking like uh he's like yeah let me get any like orders of
[00:32:03] sandwich and then the woman's like 1150 and he like he put 10 on the table and
[00:32:07] she's like 1150 he's like that sandwich ain't never been 11
[00:32:11] dollars yeah he said eight dollars he's like eight
[00:32:15] dollars she's like no it's locks yeah she adds it up and he's like you better
[00:32:20] ask somebody she's like you know just shariah
[00:32:24] he's like you know what why don't you go ahead and keep it
[00:32:26] just look and he walked away yeah he didn't buy the sandwich two dollars more
[00:32:30] and then i asked him if i could have it and they're like all right and i'm like
[00:32:33] i'm not gonna pay for it yeah he just has this already made
[00:32:35] same make sure the dog doesn't pull the fucking record off the table i don't
[00:32:40] think she is get the fuck off the fucking cord you bitch
[00:32:42] don't talk to her that way dude she's about to ruin the podcast well just
[00:32:46] don't curse at her fuck you Isis yeah fuck your dog we're gonna send you
[00:32:50] right side we're gonna send you right back to the
[00:32:52] sorry i base met new work that you came from she came from bedside i'm so sorry
[00:32:58] Isis please she came from your street and bedside that we
[00:33:00] walked away stop it she's she was abused she had a
[00:33:04] tough life sorry if i play with her nipples a little bit
[00:33:07] now if you don't try it with that's literally why karela deville wanted
[00:33:11] those puppies is to play with their nipples what's wrong with that
[00:33:14] 101 Dalmatian she was the villain in the story
[00:33:17] adam likes her because she's flashy and a bitch like he is
[00:33:21] i'm not flashy and i'm not a bitch i'm actually really nice friend the bath
[00:33:25] top make telephone calls you're right you're not your
[00:33:27] bubble bath i've never taken a bath not even once i love a nice bath dude i
[00:33:32] love that what's the thing about the parents putting their kids
[00:33:35] like naked in a bath together take pictures that's
[00:33:38] kind of gross right something your family did yeah that you're
[00:33:42] you're wrong did that with your brothers yeah we've all some pictures of me and
[00:33:45] my brothers and we're just naked as shit i'm three
[00:33:48] and i guess i'm like four and they're two and we're just naked sitting on
[00:33:52] watermelons man i can't wait until i have a
[00:33:54] son so i can take tasteful nude pictures of him in the bathtub
[00:33:58] you know what i can't wait for for fatherhood is being able to take
[00:34:01] nude bathtub photos child pornography is to produce
[00:34:05] tasteful sexually muted photos of my son's penis
[00:34:11] is he bays with other nude children that i may or may not even know
[00:34:15] neighborhood kids and the sorts mm-hmm i think you're sexually gonna be you're
[00:34:20] gonna be like the worst kind of pedophile to
[00:34:23] fuck your own kid oh my god it says pedophiles are like
[00:34:28] well you know i guess i could just um more sort of a diy pedophile
[00:34:33] uh sort of like a home depot style make your
[00:34:37] i make my own kid i don't fuck that so yeah imagine like
[00:34:44] being at labor like being so happy and excited not because you're having a
[00:34:48] child because you're like i'm gonna get the fuck this
[00:34:50] soon just like waiting for a flesh like to come to
[00:34:55] your right amazon oh i hate adult pussy her long bones are so mature
[00:35:05] her skull is just hard yeah her hard skull
[00:35:12] oh god her teeth are fully formed and not all the same size
[00:35:18] i hate this she doesn't have rolls on her wrists
[00:35:24] well maybe not yours dude but it's fucking thick girl seasoning around here
[00:35:28] dude yes thick girls shout out to the thick girls
[00:35:31] yeah if you're out there and you're a fat bitch whoa you guess who's ready to get
[00:35:35] fucked who we need like fucking i need a sound effect
[00:35:40] boards i could do like whistles and air horns oh that would be awesome dude
[00:35:44] in a voice modulator is it thick girl season i'm on twitter so i don't know
[00:35:48] like i don't know how to do it every day you don't need twitter you can just go
[00:35:51] outside you know it's like a different day every day now on
[00:35:54] fucking uh on twitter yeah everything's different so you
[00:35:58] see scream day yeah yeah or you know kabuki day kabuki
[00:36:03] i i want to cocky i'm gonna get into kabuki
[00:36:06] kabuki theater yeah and just like get into going to it or get into making
[00:36:10] yeah i'm just like no bunch about kabuki theater and then you know do the thing
[00:36:14] you do where you find any excuse to bring up this thing you read about
[00:36:19] i didn't read about it i read the headline and then i extrapolated
[00:36:22] he didn't read a girl he was fucking made him
[00:36:25] do a book report about it isn't like a boogie
[00:36:28] dude that's the only way you get permission to fuck her
[00:36:30] you had to perform a kabuki play to her father
[00:36:33] is that a type of older gay where they're into like uh
[00:36:36] like wearing the the robes and like doing kabuki stuff
[00:36:41] no i think that's just one guy that you know on a personal level
[00:36:43] yeah i don't know well i'm more of a kabuki
[00:36:47] what's that what's the movie where is that the
[00:36:50] is that uh midnight in the garden a good and evil
[00:36:53] what never mind isn't kabuki kabuki is one of the sanctioned ways to do
[00:36:58] whiteface though right to like yellowface right yeah that makeup is thick
[00:37:02] dude it's like paint your face it's like an inch thick the makeup it's fucked up
[00:37:06] i mean isn't that right like what would have how do the where the
[00:37:09] appropriations people fall on that i couldn't do it
[00:37:13] you know what i mean i don't think that those it's a cultural
[00:37:16] thing you know oh you know what we're talking about because nobody
[00:37:20] cares about plays yeah no one cares about place when we
[00:37:23] die about a retarded guy who's going to do uh
[00:37:35] anything he did a great job and no one knows
[00:37:42] the costume is excellent oh hell yeah dude
[00:37:45] oh i like the idea of like a retarded guy that really wants to be a surgeon
[00:37:51] mm-hmm and they have to let him you know because no one can say no to him
[00:37:55] they have to let him but he's just playing operation and he thinks it's
[00:37:58] real soon no they're he's doing real soon oh he is
[00:38:01] yeah just sewing pieces of candy up and people
[00:38:12] oh fuck i was doing a uh we're doing some good songs guys
[00:38:17] you know what me and else we're doing today was uh
[00:38:19] and i suck my own dick until i come in my mouth oh yeah i used to do that
[00:38:25] one but it was like yeah the way you suck my dick
[00:38:36] and i suck my own dick oh no you can't take that away
[00:38:40] from me motherfucking sachmo baby yeah that's a good
[00:38:45] nickname wait are you doing what a wonderful
[00:38:48] world yeah yeah and i suck my own dick yeah
[00:38:55] tune yeah i think so something like that
[00:38:58] look i don't think the second line and i suck my own
[00:39:01] dude i don't think the second line is the dude
[00:39:04] bro why are you gonna be doing a different song whatever man
[00:39:08] i'm doing him doing that song it just hurts where's your song dude
[00:39:11] i have a lot of songs go ahead and make you do one yeah you do one
[00:39:14] you do a song okay which which one so now you don't
[00:39:18] for that i thought you had a lot of fucking songs bro i got a lot of
[00:39:21] the song parodies go ahead no that's not true at all
[00:39:24] you guys just don't celebrate you one you have never done a good one
[00:39:28] uh come town girl okay come on that's got the show in it
[00:39:33] oh no and that sucks you guys are just by the way
[00:39:36] he's done that a hundred times by the way he's the uptown fag
[00:39:44] really jose just like this one's for the real fans
[00:39:51] uh the entire ed live really jose live at the end of the
[00:39:57] the ultimate long island experience the cheering breaks the sound barrier
[00:40:02] yeah okay let me do a hurricane earthquake destroyed long island
[00:40:08] today is the loudest applause ever recorded
[00:40:13] when billy jolt before the danny kubia studios his new song
[00:40:22] i have another one that i've done that okay i never did on the show but i
[00:40:31] uh uh la la la la okay uh show me the feet girl free your souls i want to get
[00:40:39] lost in your sexy toes no it's not that's good about
[00:40:47] show me give me the dick boy and free my soul i want to get lost in your asshole
[00:40:52] well it's good you could do it about and drift away about sending feet
[00:40:55] on fucking gay that's how one again those are both good
[00:40:59] versions i don't think that to be a competition with each other yes we do
[00:41:02] i don't think i'm all being in feed competition with boys is an essential
[00:41:06] part of being a real astute you're not competing with
[00:41:09] the real astute podcast the best of the real astute podcast
[00:41:13] that i could be with starboard time yeah about what we have a less we're
[00:41:17] me and him are in a league above you so our our our competition is
[00:41:23] is more nuanced yes it's a gentleman we're playing 3d chess yeah
[00:41:27] you're playing you're playing you're playing 2d's in your mouth
[00:41:32] you're playing demonstration okay i got another one
[00:41:36] you're playing 2d's on your chefs here's it here's that's good can i do another
[00:41:40] one adam likes different kind of double things
[00:41:46] one in one of my ass that's good that's really good yeah that's a
[00:41:50] good insult that's like all my dick boy and feed my whole
[00:41:55] i love it lost in your asshole and so good then
[00:42:00] simon okay i got another one that was bad okay go what's your other one
[00:42:04] i read the news i'm gay oh lord what song is that uh
[00:42:10] those Beatles damn the life never heard it
[00:42:14] i read the news i'm gay oh lord okay about a man who fucked my
[00:42:20] ass and made me come all right and though this dick was
[00:42:26] rather big uh-huh i had to do it without consent uh i kind of lost it at the
[00:42:35] end but i appreciate you guys letting me go at least for the
[00:42:37] months elinorigby was born a man but she took drugs to turn her into a woman
[00:42:45] now she's obscene now she's a trend there you go that's all the love
[00:42:51] look at all the sex i would say just stay online all the lonely people
[00:42:59] i got one on tumblr oh yeah so we're just supposed to do
[00:43:02] hey jew don't be so sad i would have said so take your
[00:43:13] i'm in it your fault my little dick you were
[00:43:17] baby see stop trying to do this jewish propaganda but it's hey jew
[00:43:21] instead i was i woke up i woke up this morning and i forget what i was
[00:43:25] dreaming about but i came up with a a place where you can get discount
[00:43:28] circumcision's called uh glans crafters
[00:43:32] white glans glans that's the tip of the penises i thought it was the
[00:43:37] foreskin the tip of the penis is called the glans
[00:43:42] oh they crafted yeah instead of lens crafters is glans crafters i would go
[00:43:46] to glans crafters i need to get my cock snakes
[00:43:49] would you do it as an adult discerning i don't know what if they gave you a
[00:43:53] medical reason they did we've taught we've been over those because you
[00:43:56] yeah my dick my my dick's skin is too they're like well you know it's it's
[00:44:00] sort of a double-edged sword here uh because i had i'll lose half of my
[00:44:04] dick size yeah you're uh you'll actually lose three quarters of your
[00:44:09] dick size the end of your 90 percent of your dick
[00:44:16] that's good cosmetically it does it there is a sleekness
[00:44:20] to my hard-ass dick when it's struggling to come out of the foreskin
[00:44:24] that i like uh but also i just feel like i owe it to my greek brothers to stay
[00:44:28] foreskined i support you leaving it staying natch dude i i was it's identity it's
[00:44:34] identity politics i don't know if i'm gonna make my son do it i gotta be
[00:44:36] honest with you really whoa that's actually i think it's weird that they
[00:44:40] made me do it and i didn't even have an option your parents would flip if you
[00:44:44] didn't get your cock your son's cock snakes well my parents can stay out of
[00:44:47] my fucking son's bedroom and do i feel like i feel like he's cock alone
[00:44:51] all all jewish boys and instead of the the circumcision they should have a
[00:44:56] little swastika tattooed right on the tip of their foreskin
[00:44:59] that way they could they make the decision themselves but there's
[00:45:03] extra motivation to go ahead with it later in life mmm oh i thought you were
[00:45:07] gonna say like uh it was gonna like the swastika would imprint on them like uh
[00:45:11] like it'd be like the first thing they ever saw like you know how like ducks
[00:45:15] if they you don't see your own dick the first time you come out if like stops
[00:45:18] never seen his own if a baby duck sees like a person
[00:45:20] they think it's their mother stop some of the wait until they invented drones
[00:45:24] i've only i've heard my dick like echolocation i have to go to a room
[00:45:28] and has very good acoustics and yell at my dick and the sound bounces off
[00:45:33] and it kind of gets cheaper i found out recently that girls don't like it
[00:45:35] i've heard heard about his dick from a poet
[00:45:43] why doth thy tiny peen rolling meadows in heels
[00:45:49] it's fourth the dragon's realm and the gilded stroll through quite stream broken
[00:45:58] and the elven cave one may find in the chodeast of reason
[00:46:05] regions the most blue berry-eth of dicks blue berry-eth like a little rotten
[00:46:20] googling micro penis is is still always the funniest
[00:46:25] it's like it's just such a pleasurable five minutes just to see men with worse
[00:46:29] lives that sounds a lot like that bit i used to do
[00:46:31] did was there ever like a a person from history like a famous man from history
[00:46:36] that yeah people claimed has a micro penis yeah why don't you why don't you
[00:46:39] extrapolate on this micro penis idea and see where your joke writing takes you
[00:46:43] wait you never said that uh uh wait are you you know you have a bit about that
[00:46:48] but you never said rolling are you kidding
[00:46:52] god damn dude he's trolling and it's working yeah he's really upset i know i'm
[00:46:58] never upset i'm always chill i think they're called me chill
[00:47:03] cos i was thinking the other day though i think that micro penis sounds like
[00:47:06] computers right oh that's good yeah that's
[00:47:09] that's really good sorry i'm sorry i shouldn't tell that uh do you guys
[00:47:13] hear about that time i shit my pants and some Latino children called me gay
[00:47:18] yeah they weren't children they were teenagers
[00:47:21] and i consider them to be adults they're very mature
[00:47:24] adam leaves out the part of that real story we scream the n-word at him from
[00:47:28] from the window of his apartment he ran upstairs
[00:47:32] and before taking off his shitty pants he ran into the window and screamed the
[00:47:36] n-word from his apartment well who else make yourself feel better we're taking
[00:47:40] over yeah enjoy the next couple years my uncle owns the building you live in
[00:47:47] and he's gonna raise the rent until he ends up in a trash can burned to death
[00:47:52] remember that story happened yes fucked up dude yeah
[00:47:56] i love how even the news was like i kind of deserved it
[00:48:00] dude or slum lords dude and orthodox landlord like take an axe and like
[00:48:04] to top a water main like in one of the buildings
[00:48:08] like sabotage the tenants or the heating pipes they do some real
[00:48:12] shaded by that they do some real shady shit yeah
[00:48:15] pretty terrible they they hire contractors and they have the specific
[00:48:18] like uh contract that says like they have the right to cancel up until like
[00:48:24] ninety percent of the job is finished and then they threaten to cancel
[00:48:28] and then they're like you can cancel we're gonna cancel and hire somebody
[00:48:30] else to finish it or you can just do it for half the money
[00:48:34] and you just kind of get fucked and you have to do it
[00:48:36] the show was telling the story about um this landlord that was just
[00:48:40] screwing people and he got these fucking russians or someone
[00:48:44] fucking kidnapped him and they tried to scare him into being a you know
[00:48:48] into paying them and they killed him by accident
[00:48:52] uh man well that sounds mean i like russians
[00:48:57] they're like russians yeah they're probably the best race
[00:48:59] they respect the right things strength yeah weightlifting weightlifting
[00:49:04] number one was important uh gymnastics adidas
[00:49:08] yeah adidas they like adidas they get they love bad haircuts
[00:49:12] they do uh cuts the really in dash cam videos oh they're food is bad what's
[00:49:17] russian never read any russian literature i know i should
[00:49:19] because uh it's i've only read a couple of books like what
[00:49:23] now russian never car doesn't count as russian no what no he's american
[00:49:27] yeah well yeah i mean he wrote russian guy but it's not
[00:49:29] oh really yeah i know that it's not the same category
[00:49:32] oh damn it's not the same category as like those cfs go
[00:49:35] stoyevsky yeah you didn't read uh like crime
[00:49:39] crimes in mr minner yeah i read crimes in mr minner
[00:49:42] crime the crime and punishment i read truth lies and video
[00:49:45] sex and you never said you never read true lies by uh yeah
[00:49:49] jamie and darissa get into the job on getting the job on chump chump chump
[00:49:54] i remember one of my first boners was that darissa twerson agers naked body
[00:49:59] pumping iron on doing her menander was jacking off the body building pictures
[00:50:04] of Arnold Schwarzenegger there was a silhouette strip scene you had about a
[00:50:07] man using weights to pin you down just a 50 on each wrist
[00:50:15] using susan powder women's workout weights pink plastic ones
[00:50:22] i felt all your wrist 2.5's then have a missionary style sex review
[00:50:29] you know what i like to think of myself as your guys muse
[00:50:33] i inspire i inspire these gorgeous bits
[00:50:39] so that was your first boner huh no the jamie lee curtis uh
[00:50:43] silhouette strip scene jamie lee had that had some heads and big old tds i
[00:50:47] love it the realer way that she was born on her mat for just because she had
[00:50:50] short hair yeah because she had adam's haircut and build
[00:50:54] in the eighties yeah her and sierra she had some but sierra didn't have big titties
[00:50:58] jamie lee came through with fucking what was that all about jamie lee curtis
[00:51:03] nude dude it's good yeah she's nude in trading places
[00:51:07] yeah you see that is some good old titty meaty you see she's got some some jumbo
[00:51:12] yum yum some yumies dude jumbo yum yum look at how much of a
[00:51:16] fucking liar series i didn't find anything on the web for jamie lee curtis new
[00:51:21] oh bitch we know that's out there this is this is kind of shit steve jobs if you
[00:51:26] were still alive would not be letting this shit happen
[00:51:28] yeah god rest his soul it's because the idea is that what like
[00:51:33] children might be using sierra i think you probably set it up where she
[00:51:37] shows you titties no you can't sierra show me your titties
[00:51:42] siri suck me off computer give me head computer joking
[00:51:46] oh yeah there they are don't look at my phone dude can i see don't look yes
[00:51:52] adam we're trying to look back down in the fucking chair we told you you could sit
[00:51:56] in so i'm standing so i don't have to the
[00:51:58] yeah i wonder when forget said adam as a vagina so you can't
[00:52:01] oh god damn dude they are so fucking juicy and they do that little dip up top
[00:52:07] where the nipple comes out fucking pointy shit
[00:52:10] i love that shit dude god damn i love titties
[00:52:14] real titties are probably my one of my number one things
[00:52:18] oh it's a gift my bitch oh hell yes dude stops coming in his
[00:52:24] past i'm fucking stiffer i know doctor skin
[00:52:28] to radii miss your skin see this is what happens
[00:52:32] you all mock me for as a youth beating off to whatever i could find but that
[00:52:36] makes me resourceful dude did you i'm a beating off hunter
[00:52:39] she's got some long tits women don't have long tits like that that's what i mean
[00:52:42] that little divot no not the divot where it's like their titties starts like
[00:52:45] nine ribs down or they're like on their hips basically
[00:52:49] did you know it's like that is a girl from uh just one of the guys
[00:52:53] what what's that you remember that movie mmm the best hits of all time is true
[00:52:57] detective season one that one oh my fucking god they're incredible i just i
[00:53:02] still remember oh yeah i had sex with her no you didn't oh
[00:53:04] her i also did before you guys did you guys ever this woman
[00:53:09] ooh my god again we're not gonna let out oh they're heavy that's why they're
[00:53:12] heavy hangers but they still stay perked up no they're not heavy they're
[00:53:16] heavy look how far down her ribs are yeah they're fucking fat it's i'm
[00:53:21] we're looking at the picture from uh that the just one of the guys who are
[00:53:24] right where she pretends to be a dude then she pulls her titties out of here
[00:53:27] woman that looks like Ralph machio who i would
[00:53:29] a fuck i would the fuck i would they have it sexy with the boost you know what to
[00:53:34] make her smooth pissed on is when i do not get to fuck a woman from a movie
[00:53:39] picture i see in the theater there's a movie picture where do you see a woman
[00:53:44] and i want to fuck her and they say if i jack on in the theater i have to go home
[00:53:50] that they will lock me down in the jail if i jack on in the theater
[00:53:56] i want it fucking i say second i think i sing the booze they say we turn down
[00:53:59] the lights and see you jack off but i'm not doing it i'm not jacking on
[00:54:05] i'm touching my penis you're actually touching your mouth i always
[00:54:09] touch my dick dude absolutely it's how you ground yourself in reality i want
[00:54:13] to set the booze see grab the end of your dick oh this is the end of your day yeah
[00:54:20] i don't know that's what zen was it was a yeah zen stands for zipper heads engaging
[00:54:25] in naughty touching that's zent yeah the tea is silent okay in naughtiness
[00:54:32] that's good oh okay zips engaging in naughtiness
[00:54:39] zen damn lose some good what are some other good-ass movie titties um
[00:54:44] movie titties did you guys ever jack off to when you guys didn't have HBO growing
[00:54:49] up no i used to jack off all the time when they had uh
[00:54:53] the fucking kuberick movie what do you call it why is white shut eyes white shut
[00:54:58] but i beat off the some it was very form a kuberick movie called ass wide open
[00:55:05] i i jacked off to that movie for years and and two thousand fire he's trans two
[00:55:10] thousand one colon the amount of guys out of zest
[00:55:13] that's the other one do another one um the shining
[00:55:19] asshole of adam is the pre-come glistens around the whole working a clock
[00:55:26] into his ass the cockwork orange yeah how did you not get that the cock the cockwork orange
[00:55:32] you glad i didn't say banana which is the thing that adam put in his ass
[00:55:39] what does that name mean what was orange what where they get the name for that
[00:55:43] from what is that how do they relate to the movie
[00:55:45] clockwork orange what does that mean yeah good point dude i'm just asking you
[00:55:51] yeah i haven't seen it yeah that should be a pop you haven't seen it
[00:55:54] oh jesus christ i mean a clockwork orange is a fucking boring ass movie dude yeah but
[00:55:59] i feel like it's a pretty famous movie yeah don't think like rape and shit it's that
[00:56:03] yeah he rapes i don't like seeing rapes that's my stance you don't like seeing even movie
[00:56:08] rapes no clockwork orange and i like snuff films and rocky horror picture show or two
[00:56:14] movies that i watched that i felt like i should watch and it's just like yeah
[00:56:19] these i don't fuck i don't get it yeah i get what people like these because
[00:56:22] tim curry's kind of rules i don't remember a clockwork orange i i think i saw it the last
[00:56:28] time when i was like 16 yeah i only saw it one time when i was 16 yeah um i saw i was one of
[00:56:34] those movies you watch as a teenager that's like even then you're like i'm never gonna watch
[00:56:38] this again like donnie dark or spruce yeah you're doing doc saints i knew those
[00:56:42] both of those i that's how dumb i was i was like yes dude i saw boondock stage i was like
[00:56:47] this is my favorite i love the donnie dark och sound track hey yeah because it's tears for
[00:56:52] fears yeah yeah that should rule around me oh guys jacking i was a big tears for fears fan i'm still
[00:56:58] like them everybody wants to rule the world it's like one of my favorite songs yeah what is that now
[00:57:04] the hurting i think so i forget the pretty pretty good yeah but uh not a bad minute yeah i don't know
[00:57:10] dude i actually like listened to tears for fears and uh years yeah i'm stupid i thought
[00:57:16] dine dark o was good and it wasn't until later when i re-watched it and i was like in college and i was
[00:57:20] like hell yeah dude i was like showing it to someone and i was like dude this movie is the fucking some
[00:57:25] deep shit and then i was like oh man this is i'm i look stupid as shit this doesn't make any fucking
[00:57:31] sense yeah they like what was it it's like a time portal or some gay shit or hey it's like
[00:57:36] he's got mental illness or something but doesn't isn't there some kind of space or time
[00:57:42] interdimensional element yeah is it with that dumb ass brash when he like saves to the town or
[00:57:47] something yeah by you guys like he empowers or uh yeah he's like uh he's he has the power of being
[00:57:54] brooding and a teenager oh nice yeah i do i do remember laughing very hard in that one scene though
[00:58:00] with the fat girl with the bullies yeah fat girl in the class and the bullies but bullies just
[00:58:05] leaning back and he raises his hand he's like oh yeah didn't your dad like stab your mom
[00:58:11] it's just such a funny bully line yeah she says uh puck you yeah puck you yeah she's fat yeah
[00:58:18] because she can't say peas because she's fat i don't know or yeah do you have that problem yeah
[00:58:23] i'm pet so fat that your lips weigh too much to make a f-sound that's very funny
[00:58:30] uh that's funny to me when that happens was there a pedophile in that movie yeah uh all
[00:58:37] oh he was got a swazy patch of swazy was right fucking kids yeah donnie dark i i don't even remember
[00:58:44] actually he's a motivational speaker no it's not swazy i think it's oh isn't there but there is a
[00:58:48] movie where swazes at pedophiles and dirty dancing yeah extremely dirty dancing dirty dancing i
[00:58:55] watch 30 dancing i watched a movie bring around the rosy dirty dancing to what dirty dancing have
[00:59:01] you seen it before uh i think so it's ridiculous dude who plays the pedophile motivational speaker
[00:59:08] i think it is swazy maybe yeah there's someone swazy like if it's not swazy yeah they find a
[00:59:13] bunch of child born in his house because it burns down of yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
[00:59:19] dirty dancing really bothered me when i saw it recently because there's like a ton of 80s music
[00:59:23] in it but it's supposed to take place in the 50s it's like it's like temporally that makes no sense
[00:59:29] they have that wait just a little bit longer yeah the dancing is remarkably dirty i thought that
[00:59:37] they were uh he's exaggerating it cock out no they're like really just rubbing cock oh yo you know
[00:59:44] it's OTPH yeah over the pants fucking yeah um my favorite kind it was so sad when patrick swazy
[00:59:52] died yeah he's awesome he's he's great yeah who fuck yeah who who does not like we what i'm gonna
[00:59:58] what i'm gonna do after we finish this and i don't upload the podcast for hours and hours past the
[01:00:04] deadline and you make people cuss at me on the internet i'm gonna first of all you make people cuss
[01:00:09] at you on your own with your attitude i have a good attitude be disrespectful towards me i
[01:00:16] when all i ever do you and i respect it's just try to drive this show into the ground for all of our
[01:00:22] sakes so we can move on to whatever the next thing is and what i try to do is bring in a spirit of
[01:00:28] joy and celebration of each and about stability yeah god forbid you ain't no i mean it really
[01:00:34] fucking isn't you got to mix things up that's all i got here yep by being a wild card by being
[01:00:40] a buh being a cracker jack a regular fucking rogue maverick yes dude you know but my my man's
[01:00:46] john mccain oh eight fucking the trends you know that's how you let self-loathing dictate all of
[01:00:54] your snap decisions to burn bridges and give up on things until eventually you have hazardly luck
[01:01:02] into some kind of success and then you burn it all into the ground and you start over by being a dog
[01:01:09] walker it is in sort of tolerated in the brooklyn open mic scene after years of disparaging
[01:01:19] i'm going back to the mics guys i'll erase his podcast
[01:01:25] tell you that sounds like a good ass plan dude you guys want to go hit a mic uh later tonight
[01:01:31] just hit one hard i can't tonight why can't you have a show uh adam wants to go hit a guy named
[01:01:36] Mike yeah what's a guy named Mike to take him take him we're out back behind the chinese
[01:01:43] restaurant for a little one two special that's what adam calls uh was that uh you know what it is
[01:01:51] yeah one one two special when you you use the low main the lubricate you put one in your two hole
[01:01:57] yeah your asshole that's right would you let a guy fuck your ear no why not well i'm really
[01:02:04] little dick play with your dog's nipples why would you let that fuck your ear and it basically
[01:02:08] feels like you're getting a cute analogous because one is a weird sexual deviancy and so is the other
[01:02:14] i don't think his dick is really small and it really it cleans out your ears better than any
[01:02:17] q tip what if it was uh what if it was uh what are you doing a half foot tall man yes who had some
[01:02:22] kind of it was leprechaun leprechaun movies okay and either he foxy or he saws you in half what let
[01:02:29] him fuck my ear then okay that's why i say you let a guy fuck your ear yeah instead of big surprise
[01:02:36] adam wants to get fucked in his ear by an ethnic midget what's that irish i guess yeah that's
[01:02:43] ethnic yeah but i'm sorry what were you implying there that irish or what that irish aren't an ethnicity
[01:02:51] dude you know mulling is a proud irish man you know me dude i love boston i love wearing green
[01:03:04] i should never disrespect to irish in america you know we used to be slaves or like oh that's
[01:03:11] what it was twenty years when we couldn't get the job that's not actually that was never real oh
[01:03:17] uh i was like not a fly that's no it's not real really happened yeah it was never a single one
[01:03:24] it was made it's literally bricobrak invented by fucking benagans it was the thing they would put
[01:03:29] on the wall that's hilarious but the novelty wall and that is so funny warrenment industry oh hell yeah
[01:03:36] yeah there's a lot of shit like the the fucking the gadson flag that don't tread on me snake yeah it
[01:03:41] was like never it was never like it no it wasn't the flag people think that was like the original
[01:03:47] flag of the united states no it wasn't like float-off what it was was like in the late 1800s it was
[01:03:53] like an ensign that the u.s. navy used and then like 20 years later it appears on like a commemorative
[01:03:58] plate and then there was some sort of like a historical like revisionist history of the gads
[01:04:07] and flag because it looks cool and people decided that it was like the original flag of the united
[01:04:12] states but i think that the maryland state flag is the coolest looking flag it is a good
[01:04:17] flag it looks really good it looks really good it looks really good it looks really good it looks
[01:04:20] in my bitch yeah what is it from lord baltimore's like code of art lord baltimore and then the the
[01:04:25] calvert family oh yeah that's right uh maybe our you know what our net are yeah shots out to maryland
[01:04:32] you know what our fucking state sport is uh cross jousting uh i'm pretty sure it's on lacrosse i swear
[01:04:40] to god it's jousting it's crab cakes and football yeah crab that's what that's what that's what
[01:04:44] maryland does we should we should go i know all of them or i know a lot of them all of what all of
[01:04:48] the state things oh really yeah really what do you what's i don't know any other ones what's the
[01:04:52] official flower of pennsylvania black-eyed susan no i'm talking about maryland oh yeah maryland
[01:04:57] you know all their stuff which is a nay which is a flower named after domestic violence
[01:05:01] that doesn't know how to keep her no one cares about that i'll tell you about navata yeah official
[01:05:08] flower you already told her twice susan yeah the chest bepey retriever yet the ubc that was
[01:05:17] my alma mater that was our fucking mascot the labrador we we get a real speaker retriever
[01:05:22] the fucking uh uh uh black-eyed susan the white oak is the tree the animal i think is a dinosaur
[01:05:30] no there every state has a state dinosaur yeah or fossil or something i think we got brontosaur
[01:05:36] uh i think some type of rockfish is the fish mmm um i guess i don't know all the station
[01:05:44] the motto is uh uh manly deeds womanly words yeah that's right we've been over that yeah
[01:05:51] navata is sagebrush that's the state that's our motto that's basically our what what are the
[01:05:56] state things from where you're from san francisco okay so the pro-lapse tassel yeah the mission
[01:06:03] and that's the state flower is the is the sun the sort of like flare burst around a man's
[01:06:10] asshole that's good thing uh you're not allowed to call yourself gay only world i'll do it if you
[01:06:15] do it you're stealing our bit the only bit you can do is is uh uh impishly defending yourself
[01:06:23] i mean imbitially from our barrage of powerful insults from our level 99 insults that ravage your
[01:06:32] flimsy personality like the the gossamer faint weakling that you are
[01:06:43] uh fuck can i have a moment to defend myself no you cannot please you know parliamentary rules
[01:06:50] nix got the floor roberts rules the queens of mar doo girls the marmaduke rules yeah so what is
[01:06:59] parliamentary procedures like you could just like control how someone talks and shit yeah you gotta
[01:07:04] get asked for time and then you have to pass motions i feel like that doesn't happen as much i feel
[01:07:09] like there's not a lot of maneuvering on parliamentary procedures anymore i don't know you gotta listen
[01:07:13] to chop our trap house they do it all the time do they yeah it's all parliamentary oh fuck i don't
[01:07:17] know that i got a hard of entry my dear watson i got a brush up i can't wait till getting head
[01:07:22] is in the news so i can go on as a expert on chopper trap house yeah adam went on to be a
[01:07:29] tattle tale i went on uh twice actually and i was a tattle tale both times first i was on a tattle
[01:07:36] tale on the zionist youth experience and then the second time i'm like you guys i'm not using
[01:07:40] our podcast as a stepping stone to get on other podcasts what are you talking about you do other
[01:07:45] podcasts all the time uh only because they're below our podcast oh so you're saying that i
[01:07:52] help out luis j gomez doing some of his his podcast which do have a bigger audience but that's
[01:08:00] most of those people most of those are repeat listens because the spans are mongoloids that
[01:08:05] can't get it all in one pass so you have to cut downloads right yeah basically most they can't
[01:08:12] half of the people that listen to the real last dude podcast and i'm not trying to be mean
[01:08:16] but they have both fetal alcohol syndrome and down syndrome they got what they call in the
[01:08:22] medical community is the double whammy oh no no and cauliflower ears yeah and they're not yeah
[01:08:28] they're born with it they're in their world called the best already abused
[01:08:32] pussy beats their ears up like a fucking gym mat on the way out of the vestibule well you know
[01:08:38] doctors used to box baby's ears the second they were born to make them death did they do no
[01:08:46] we thought it was good we didn't know it was bad we didn't know it was stronger
[01:08:56] uh cauliflower ears the fun one of the funniest things to me i was scared of getting i wrestled
[01:09:01] did you wrestle i wrestled for a season yeah but you didn't you wrestle guys are much taller than
[01:09:05] you because of your weight um no every wrestlers are typically pretty short because tall guys are
[01:09:10] you're at a disadvantage in wrestling yeah i was just way more jacked than him yeah i was good i was
[01:09:16] good wrestling i just didn't i couldn't stick like i would just get cast i was actually like
[01:09:22] the with actual wrestlers i could fucking roll around with them but then it was like the after
[01:09:27] the first round i was like just done i never exercised in your coach what was cool though was
[01:09:32] sometimes i was the second string guy there's like a much better who like actually wrestled
[01:09:37] and so i would fight the other this work called bresseling where i would go into the women's
[01:09:42] bathroom and i would wrangle them into one of the stalls i would wear a mask like a lucha door mask
[01:09:48] because no one's gonna believe them and if they do then they they you know usually interrogate the
[01:09:52] guys in the home depot part of law is ludin doing smart yeah they're a mama man you're throwing
[01:09:56] fucking i kept saying i'm like oh no those tricks it's saying stuff like that throwing Doritos yeah
[01:10:03] i paint my hands black and i wear a shirt with chinese letters on it
[01:10:08] i thought i thought i thought i thought i was like you were sure it's just princess
[01:10:15] the detectives are like jeez this guy could be chinese black or mexican but we no one thing for
[01:10:20] sure it's definitely not a white guy but he's close lucha door mask he's wearing a lucha door mask
[01:10:30] and it's a burrow he opened her pussy up with a pair of chopsticks and then he left a bunch of
[01:10:35] change on the floor of the bathroom which he later came back for
[01:10:39] uh throwing joo at the end there there was invitations to a bar mister
[01:10:55] dav you never got to go to a bar mr. grown-up i went to two you went to two yeah my boy
[01:11:00] freak did you freak did you freak dance huh did you freak dance um it wasn't a really freaky
[01:11:05] dancy i think i got robbed of that it was kind of classy dude it was really nice and it was like
[01:11:10] downtown makormican smit they had a great fucking spread i learned how to freak dance
[01:11:15] great spread adam's mom oh you mean her pussy yeah yeah yeah all right guys there's all these mom
[01:11:21] jokes okay i think you guys have been doing about my mom but don't do this i didn't really tell you
[01:11:25] about what happened a couple months ago with my family what happened my dad he had a boflex
[01:11:31] gym home gym and he murdered my entire family he put your mom in the crippled crossbakes until
[01:11:39] she died and then he killed the story rules the christ ben wah yeah i can't believe they made a
[01:11:44] movie about cte that fucking piece of shit will smith movie and it wasn't just about christ ben
[01:11:50] wah they should have made a movie called ben wah and it should have they should have taken because
[01:11:54] ollie would does it anyways it should have been will smith playing an african guy that loves wrestling
[01:11:59] it's like you don't do not understand oh yeah then wah is innocent he is an innocent man
[01:12:07] where i come from murdering your family is good
[01:12:13] because they took your picture they took a picture of him and so they deserve to die
[01:12:23] i forget that he was african never saw that movie
[01:12:26] wah acts like yeah yeah dude the truth literally bet like on par with ours he's an african football
[01:12:35] doctor yeah yeah i know that's so weird the best african accent did you go see that with your mom
[01:12:40] nick concussion yeah no i've never even seen it who told me they saw it with oh it was my friend
[01:12:44] jona you went to go seek and catch it with this mom um the best african accent is uh uh
[01:12:50] last king of scondland oh yeah yeah yeah man i gotta rewatch that movie
[01:12:53] that when i watched that movie it was like when i first got into like downloading uh
[01:12:59] like downloading torrents of movies because like for whatever reason i just didn't i
[01:13:04] liked going to block buster yeah that was one of the first ones i got and it was like a
[01:13:08] telescreen or like a hd cam so the sound was all fucked up and so i never got to appreciate that
[01:13:17] movie in full dvd forest motherfucking would you wash it on your tv rip forest water
[01:13:24] he was uh you know he was in he died yesterday oh my god dude no that's sad dude oh i who was it
[01:13:32] prodigy yeah i always confuse those two prodigy from bob deep in forest what yeah yeah that's right
[01:13:38] so something about them is similar that makes it that confuses it's so similar between those two
[01:13:43] men they have one overlapping quality and i can't quite pinpoint it and it's just those two
[01:13:48] that you can't get straight no some other people too they're talented aren't they're talented
[01:13:52] aren't they're talented aren't they're talented aren't they're talented aren't they're talented
[01:14:01] mukkila gorilla yeah uh blue from the line or the jungle book
[01:14:07] uh let's see who else cat williams yeah
[01:14:15] i love cat williams dude i watched two specials from the jungle ball as you come back from getting
[01:14:20] knocked out by a child that video was great really well yeah the best the best video
[01:14:25] boy so awesome dude left here on my little boy i mean he's like five four shit whatever dude
[01:14:32] is so good that's a video of him that's really why the internet was was invented how about the
[01:14:37] video of him in tari where he like slabs the cashier and rides away in a fucking motorized
[01:14:43] shooter god he's the best he's so funny i hope he comes back i watched one special and he's
[01:14:50] straight it's not that long it's like 41 minutes but he is killing the entire fucking time it's
[01:14:57] awesome it's like closer after closer to all you've ever seen is cat williams and asia dice clay
[01:15:03] special i haven't seen any dice specials never seen forest gump i've seen like he saw the dice
[01:15:09] movie that neither one ever saw heard of i'd never saw it i tried to find it you never saw it i
[01:15:13] can't i can't believe i didn't even know that existed if there's one inches of ford fairline
[01:15:18] dude come on come on we got to watch that star how about how about andrew vice clay and he's like
[01:15:24] yo you know what would be fucking legit did kettamine and beat a woman
[01:15:31] check that out smokes a cigarette over his fucking cigarette a fucking some ben golly cigarette
[01:15:39] during a kaffia andrew vice clay that's good yeah let's get right that down yeah that's one i don't
[01:15:46] because every other one has been done already andrew dice gay being the best
[01:15:50] basketball time hickory dickory doc i love sucking car man and it's so funny he really is dude
[01:15:57] he's hilarious god that's such a good fucking bit yeah i've been seen that video in a while
[01:16:02] we should we should run it up after this yeah we should all watch old old ant bits i've been doing
[01:16:08] that i've been digging in an old ona shit yeah trying to trying to learn dude it's so funny the
[01:16:14] fucking patriso and eel the day after the cramer thing happened i gotta watch that i was peeing my
[01:16:19] pants dude this is so funny so you're peeing your pants and then you decided to watch this video
[01:16:24] and what happened so i was peeing my pants and then i'm like i need to watch uh i need to watch an
[01:16:28] old onae's being his pants bid on youtube this is what i think sex is my friend told me that when
[01:16:34] i was a kid my friend we were playing roller hockey pisses yeah we were playing roller hatter
[01:16:40] thing sex is when he sits by himself and quietly pisses his pants it's so funny how much pussy i get
[01:16:50] we've said in the ad of his gay genre but that one got me great to no sense whatsoever sitting down
[01:16:57] quietly and pissing himself just looking through looking through the fucking people at the front
[01:17:03] of the apartment looks at the blinds to make sure his parents aren't home then just sitting in a
[01:17:07] living room chair puts down a couple of newspapers and quietly pees himself and his mom's clothes
[01:17:14] that's a good wrinkle uh never said that movie hearts of atlanta's no we're we're fucking uh
[01:17:21] uh anthony hopkins plays like some old man with magical power it's one of those movies that like
[01:17:26] i'm pretty sure was a steven king book where they turn it into a movie and you watch it and you
[01:17:30] don't know it's a steven king book but you're like what the fuck is happening they just cut out like
[01:17:34] whole chapters and he's just magic for that reason yeah there's magic going on it's like
[01:17:39] some bullshit town in main and there's a little boy and you know like that kind of shit so
[01:17:44] hearts of atlanta's he's an old man that stays with this family they can do magic and the kids
[01:17:48] getting bullied and then anthony hopkins like intervenes and protects a boy from the bullies
[01:17:54] and he does it by being psychic and knowing that the main bully is like gay oh and so he's like oh
[01:17:59] you like to dress up in your mother's clothes when she's not home don't you he's like shut up you
[01:18:04] know and he's like you like it you like the way it looks when you wear your mother's clothes it
[01:18:08] feels good doesn't it you know he's just gay black males uh he's just a queer youth yeah right so
[01:18:14] by the way he's a bully because he doesn't know how to handle his sexuality like so the movie has
[01:18:19] the powerful message that bullies are actually just faggots
[01:18:24] great great that's actually like just that's very much my father's morality on thing yeah no one
[01:18:31] cares about your father news flash and we lose what um i've never earned back news
[01:18:39] i've never learned a moral lesson from my father once i don't think he's just his morality is like
[01:18:44] the republicans just need to get fucked hell yeah they're just horny that's why they're like that
[01:18:50] like that it doesn't make any sense i don't think my dad has a single opinion on anything your dad
[01:18:55] sounds like he rules i would probably be great friends with you you would know you guys would
[01:18:58] get along dude i would like your dad to yeah he's i mean he's uh he would hate Adam no he wouldn't
[01:19:04] he'd call you a bitch no he wouldn't he would actually i already spoke to stop senior and he's
[01:19:08] talking about stop stops dad is just a bigger version of stop that opens up and stop goes inside
[01:19:15] and then his grandfather's and even bigger version of that that's Russian dude shut up you fucking
[01:19:22] idiot don't call me that in public on the podcast in front of people they're called matrioshka dolls
[01:19:28] right maraschina dolls maraschina babushka babushka what does that mean it means he's grand
[01:19:34] grandmother grand grandma grandma yeah grand mama um anyways so uh is star vera senior just he's
[01:19:42] it's just a greek version of you an old man he's like oh no oh i love to eat poozy no i don't
[01:19:48] know if my dad eats pussy dude he seems like a selfish lover really like that yeah i would i
[01:19:53] would guess so um we were joking around before the show about that uh that they tried to make like
[01:19:59] a flashlight for women a kunalingas machine that looks like a fan yeah yeah about stop stop did you
[01:20:05] see this picture of stop ryan shut posted on his name yay i fell asleep in my hand in my balls just
[01:20:12] completely down his pants yeah i'll bring hands up to your pants are up to your fucking elbow
[01:20:18] no i mean you know yeah it's pretty well i was just comfortable he's delivered this guy and he
[01:20:24] passed out drunk one night and he passed out with his hand down his back of his pants in his ass what
[01:20:29] and i took a picture of it yeah he was like off the bed and i took a picture of it and i was showing
[01:20:34] people and he like just never forgave me i mean it's kind of a you know violation violation of his
[01:20:42] privacy i don't know if you should do that's called being in a boy's house if you live in the boys
[01:20:47] dude you're gonna get your pants pulled down you're gonna get held down and fucked oh a whole
[01:20:53] rack of gay shit's gonna be happening to you for a picture with your boys all right we're like way
[01:20:59] over time here always yeah we're hour 20 so oh damn we're done oh wait wait wait wait the show okay
[01:21:04] yes a couple shows coming up on saturday we have a show with luice j gomez for luice j gomez
[01:21:10] yes gankfest uh festival at the creek in the cave at i'm turning his mic down come on dude we got
[01:21:16] to promote our shows so we're on skankfest i think at one or 130 on saturday at the creek in the cave
[01:21:22] and then on monday we have funny moms and it's a we got a banger of a line up i say this all the time
[01:21:28] but it's a fucking amazing lineup this month yeah yeah it's gonna be really good we're gonna
[01:21:31] show you guys we got emma wilman greg proops we got greg proops ryan styles uh the true carry
[01:21:38] true carry and we're making it up as we go on yeah way brady got wane brady um chubah gooding jr we
[01:21:46] got cat williams yes we got forest wittaker i think mhm this one guy looks like forest wittaker standup
[01:21:53] yeah it might be our friend jammel yeah does he have a lazy eye no he does elvis has kind of a
[01:22:01] cock eye it's so fucking funny um stop you kind of have a lazy eye no i don't i mean like both
[01:22:05] like your whole body is like yeah i have a lazy eye and that it's in my body um and also relaunch
[01:22:14] the damn grandbaby stavey baby two follow your boy the gram is up we got those two shows saturday
[01:22:20] 130 at the creek and then come on everybody uh doors at eight if i want to have me on
[01:22:25] playstation also i'm trying to get a twitch thing going my own independent project where
[01:22:30] i game and i i yell at the you get me get to watch me get mad at battlefield one yes when i try to
[01:22:37] reach i it's gonna be sad how many people want to watch that that's pathetic uh no it'll be great
[01:22:43] excuse that we're shipping uh anyway so yeah so um oh also the saturday shows a live podcast
[01:22:49] the monday shows a stand-up show uh as per yeesh uh funny mom but anyway yeah that's so yeah no i
[01:22:54] need a new project i need some i need to i need to find a way of working on the web series no no
[01:22:59] i'm the projects for me are things that might get me arrested like a fun project like what like
[01:23:05] like ruining a business or you know okay we can figure some out pretending to be a down syndrome
[01:23:11] girl and okay keep it that kind of stuff oh classic classic hold on i mean i really don't i
[01:23:15] haven't done anything fun since since child porn dot sexy that was great that was yeah that's that's
[01:23:20] uh that's a good you know i'll lie my way into some kind of contest now we're talking all right
[01:23:26] let's talk off mike we don't want it we want this recorded yeah all right for legal purposes