[00:00:00] The electronics the consumer electronics review podcast and today we're reviewing the TP link

[00:00:08] 16 port easy smart

[00:00:10] Semi-managed switch so gigabit switch

[00:00:14] It's this box

[00:00:17] Oh shit, let me make that box. I can read stuff up the front of it. Oh, that's how you review electronics. You just say all the thing

[00:00:24] Things on the shit you plug in there

[00:00:26] Everything it's got it's QOS. That's I think that's in for quality of service as indicated by these three arrows here

[00:00:34] That's also the anti-filogo

[00:00:36] Wyatt VLAN virtual open-sens. I GMP snooping. No idea what that fucking one is

[00:00:43] China licking that one's gonna be nice

[00:00:45] But I like them all night steel housing

[00:00:48] I think that's that literally just means it's made out of steel the box and green tech

[00:00:52] Which means that this one uses less gasoline then 90% of yeah

[00:00:58] I just pump and car pump and I attack tech does that they're like all of our technology is green. It's like yeah by

[00:01:04] Chance that's how it fucking works. Yeah, if you if everything in computers ran on oil

[00:01:10] You wouldn't be fucking green at all. It's a matter of convenience. But also don't we just get electricity from oil and coal and shit

[00:01:16] How do we get that? Yeah, sometimes I mean but that's up to the whoever's running the power grid

[00:01:21] That's not tech doing that true, you know in fact what the fuck is that thing? What do you plug in there?

[00:01:27] all the so

[00:01:29] my setup is

[00:01:30] The modem goes to a router. Oh, and then the router goes to the switch

[00:01:35] Switch everything that's like can be plugged in like anything that doesn't move. Yes, your house

[00:01:42] Should be plugged in over ethernet to the network

[00:01:45] You shouldn't use Wi-Fi for everything cuz like we had we had just like the fucking router that came with optimum

[00:01:51] Yeah, yeah, I ran into problems immediately because like people don't realize how much shit is on wireless now

[00:01:55] Right people over my apartment all the time slows the shit up everyone's

[00:02:00] Everyone's got their phones. Yeah, like, you know everybody's phone everybody's iPad everybody's fucking laptop the TV itself

[00:02:06] Like the whatever your media player is you know the fucking light bulbs are on the Wi-Fi. Yeah, you have what you have light bulb

[00:02:12] Smart wife. Yeah. Yeah, come on for us turn the lights on so you got all that shit

[00:02:18] You should plug everything in but you know you only have even whatever router you have

[00:02:22] I mean I have like I have an airport extreme that only has like three spots on it for I

[00:02:27] Was looking at one of those. I'm trying. I'm thinking about getting you comp dude

[00:02:30] You should come over and let's get a nice fucking I'll set your shit up. That'd be awesome

[00:02:34] Well what I do I have the I use I use a edge router light as

[00:02:38] the router itself

[00:02:40] Mmm, that's that thing blinking down there. Okay, so that handles handing out IP addresses to everything on the network

[00:02:47] I've got routers on routers, but then the the airport. That's not routing anything anymore

[00:02:51] That's just a wireless access point. Okay, and then there's another one. I got another save shit on there too

[00:02:56] You can it's got time machine on it nice and then there's another airport express at the back of the apartment to

[00:03:02] Blank at the whole apartment in Wi-Fi

[00:03:04] So you focus get that good. Yeah, Wi-Fi is always working. Damn none of this shit's bogged down with with with routing

[00:03:11] That's all done through that router and I the switch distributes the ethernet connection between

[00:03:16] I recently entertainment center because the Wi-Fi was kind of shooting my apartment sometimes

[00:03:20] I recently switched to unlimited data. Mmm, and I beat off with

[00:03:27] Data and I felt like a king dude. Yeah, you're not like wasting

[00:03:31] Dude, yeah fucking LTE sign shit's fast and I'm it's like not what not to beat off on Wi-Fi feels fucking decadent, dude

[00:03:40] Yeah, you know what I mean? Have you ever beat off on data?

[00:03:43] Yeah, plenty when the Wi-Fi is not working. Oh, yeah

[00:03:48] That's good now. I had to upgrade to this

[00:03:50] I had an eight port switch

[00:03:51] But I did the 16 port because the one who plugged that Blu-ray player in and I was already maxed out on ports

[00:03:56] Look, yeah, dude. This rocks dude. Yeah, how many what's the most ports you can you can peek that shit?

[00:04:02] Go look at the wall behind the TV

[00:04:05] Looking back there. I'm about to look right now

[00:04:08] Damn, my man's got a whole call center shit up here. Yeah

[00:04:11] This shit looks like there's fucking like a fucking computers from the 90s. Yeah, you know, yeah

[00:04:17] It's a fucking mass back there. Yeah, it looks bad. Yeah, but is a lot of wires. It's power. Yeah, that's so that's the review ultimately

[00:04:24] A lot of wires. Yep fucking power powerful looks like the TP link 16 port gigabit easy smart switch totally tax right offable

[00:04:33] If you do what do you what do you rate it?

[00:04:36] We're gonna go 3.5 out of 4 stars for this. I'm gonna say I'm gonna say 3

[00:04:41] Here's just some of its features Deutsch 16 10 100 1000

[00:04:45] Speak German. Yeah, Turkey a 16 one fuck that shit. Italiano 16 port

[00:04:51] I

[00:04:53] Francis French French say France a French ace is I'm sure it's a

[00:04:59] 16 ports are J5 a pussy espanol Polsky

[00:05:03] Portuguese

[00:05:05] Jim do eat the boost

[00:05:06] Shastina is there freak is that what the fuck that's Tina?

[00:05:09] Let me see sastina with the fuck languages that maybe Russian no Russian is Russian is Russian

[00:05:16] It says quite clearly Russian under me see maybe it's Greek

[00:05:19] No, it's it's not you see Cyrillic alphabet. Yeah, we're gonna use Cyrillic the fuck dude

[00:05:25] Yeah, Greek uses like there is a relationship

[00:05:29] Alphabet the Greek alphabet. No, we yeah Greek alphabet dude Cyrillic was that shit fucking moron

[00:05:33] Isn't that what the Greeks use no the Greek alphabet dude alpha vtagram a delta epsilon zeta eta

[00:05:41] Theta yota capa lama me niexi omeigrompy rosy mata

[00:05:45] You don't know your own alphabet shut up. You speak Greek and you fuck you shut the fuck up. You know

[00:05:52] This is a first of all, it's not impressive your Greek person. It's impressive

[00:05:56] Imagine like going up the day laborers and you hear them speaking Spanish and you're like wow shut up dude da

[00:06:01] Omega I am it ends in Omega Omega. Yeah, everybody knows that

[00:06:06] You don't know fuck. I don't know here. It is ready. Alpha Bravo Charlie Delta echo

[00:06:13] You go fox trot golf tango, uh, India hotel

[00:06:20] H no H I in the uh, H ij

[00:06:27] Juliet

[00:06:29] H i j k always give fuck. Okay kilo JK

[00:06:34] What is it JK L? Yeah, L is Lima M M is Mike N N is

[00:06:42] We know what it is. Yeah, this is the one that

[00:06:46] Police now this is the NATO Alpha that I know this well dude if you did see you're making fun of me for not knowing Greek

[00:06:53] But dude you're a fucking you're a fucking your one your one opera

[00:06:57] Now what the fuck is nn is it no vt this it's funny that a nova messes me out. I don't think it's nova novascosa

[00:07:07] And fucking skip it. Oh is Oscar

[00:07:09] P is

[00:07:12] Papa Papa. Yeah, that's fun. I know that from call of duty. They say Papa Bravo

[00:07:17] Which I think means like area. That's like a square pop is a cute one, dude

[00:07:21] Yeah, do they have mama is that mama? No, and is Mike fuck that N O P Q is queer

[00:07:29] Is it for that one lg B2 the lg Bt alphabet

[00:07:33] L is less we wait, there's no LGBT NATO alphabet trans

[00:07:39] Questioning yeah Q is questioning is it questioning or queer it's queer in questioning now. Oh

[00:07:46] So should be your your Q

[00:07:49] I don't know what Q is in the NATO alphabet

[00:07:53] Keep it moving. There's gotta be it's gotta be yeah, it's offset. It's gotta be quiet

[00:07:57] Quiet quiz they go maybe Queen. Yeah, maybe okay keep moving Q R is Roger Roger

[00:08:06] Yeah, Roger that I could have absolutely that fuck. I guess I don't I

[00:08:10] Have to get the second half of the alphabet. I don't know see come on see it's not that easy

[00:08:15] It's not that easy. You know doc Greek fuck

[00:08:18] I would always fuck that shit up dude, and I was good at Greek school dude

[00:08:21] I got I was the number one student six years first

[00:08:24] It's great and then this fucking bitch can't she moved she started in America move to Greece for four years

[00:08:31] Comes back goes to Greek school. That's just not fair. I still it was a tie. I beat her. I

[00:08:36] Cried in the principal alright alphabravo Charlie Rico. Yeah, I did

[00:08:41] Fuck it. I feel like if I ramp up if I get some momentum. Yeah, you're done dude. What's s fuck T

[00:08:47] So could the Glee oni T is a tango tango. Yeah, you is

[00:08:53] Umbrella under I think it's umbrella. Okay, that's pretty mouth. It's a mouthful. Yeah

[00:09:01] It's the result

[00:09:03] Wait, no, I think you might be like Eureka. It's like fucked up. It's not actually you okay Eureka

[00:09:08] Maybe I don't know I can't fuck we can't look it up V is

[00:09:13] For vendetta V for vendetta you remember that cuz it's the movie of course

[00:09:18] TUV

[00:09:19] X

[00:09:21] Sila from I'm having trouble remember the regular

[00:09:25] W is w

[00:09:26] Wonga

[00:09:27] No, it's not one go. Oh, well a while a

[00:09:31] Same after a war war. Yeah fuck wall a wall a sucks although that's

[00:09:37] No single love hate a couple years ago

[00:09:39] Which one did the his first on a hand opening a flower bomb that one no love hate it was a single from like

[00:09:48] Two or three years ago one about is it bad that I never had sex or whatever

[00:09:56] It's about a girl who fucks a lot, but doesn't make love

[00:09:59] Yeah, it's a horror constant problem. It's while a slut shaming song dude. All right. I'm gonna look them up now

[00:10:05] No, you can't look them up. You can I already lost fuck it. No, we go to the phone X's x-ray x-ray

[00:10:11] That's cool. That one's obvious Z Z is Zulu Zulu. Yeah, what's why that's how you know that we got some dangerous Zulu

[00:10:20] Is that also end yeah, well, that's when you can't remember and

[00:10:23] Z

[00:10:28] NATO alphabet, okay Adam do the Hebrew one

[00:10:32] Olive back gimbal dollard. Hey Bob Zion set that you'd cut

[00:10:37] Let's see what's the mission stomach. I am pay fake

[00:10:41] Saudi no, you just know you just call shinsin cup tough. You can't just clear your throat and pretend that's letters

[00:10:47] That's just how all the letters sound all right ready alpha Bravo Charlie Delta Echo Fox trot golf hotel India

[00:10:54] Golf hotel nice. Yeah, I got a hotel

[00:10:57] Juliet that's where our fucking president is I fucking fat cocksucker kilo lema mic November

[00:11:04] I was gonna say no member. I thought it was November Oscar Papa

[00:11:08] We'll back. We're back. That's our is Romeo not Roger Romeo

[00:11:12] What S Sierra T is tango you is uniform not Eureka mmm via his victor

[00:11:19] W is whiskey that you should know this key's

[00:11:23] Oh, yeah, we can go from extra yankie Zulu Yankee. Yeah, I was stuck on

[00:11:29] Sigma Taf eepsilon phi he phi heep see I should remember that's the funnest part phi heep see omega

[00:11:36] Yeah, yeah, it's now. Here's here's a fun one to do the British one. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, let's do this

[00:11:42] This is fun the broil Navy RAF

[00:11:45] radio

[00:11:54] This is so far been our

[00:11:57] It would be good. We read it. We read a box of a router that they just bought well, that's the no

[00:12:03] That's the electronic segment. That's the electronic segment. That's the out of the segment on we're gonna do

[00:12:08] There was another thing already every week. All right

[00:12:11] So I'm I have the answers you guess the Royal Air Force out. Okay, but now there's two versions

[00:12:17] This is the 1921 the 1942 and then there's a 1942 to 1956. Okay, so you have to call your shots

[00:12:24] Okay, all right. All right. So a all right. I'm gonna go 24 the first one. Yeah, I'm gonna go

[00:12:30] Arab no a is a didn't have Arabs back there your Ottomans true

[00:12:37] But I guess they had Arabs they had a result yet. Yeah, yeah, they just it had it

[00:12:45] 1916 there were plenty of revolts. Yeah, but the one against the Ottoman Empire. Yeah. Yeah, that was during World War one

[00:12:54] Good, I'm glad fuck the autumn. Yeah. Yeah Lawrence of Arabia, dude

[00:12:57] Who was Lord Byron's gay? He was a gbt. He was Lord Byron gay. Yeah, yeah

[00:13:04] Everybody was did poetry's gay. He helped out. He helped us out somehow

[00:13:08] I think he wrote a really awesome poem about how cool Greece. That's cool, dude, and in England was like all right

[00:13:13] Greece, I'm gonna fucking help you guys out. I'm gonna write a really awesome

[00:13:16] I thought he was a pretty literally is what the most awesome poem the other day. I think that is what happened a in the British

[00:13:27] Alfred Alfred there's two versions Alfred. I was gonna say Albert. Nope. You're both wrong. Come on man

[00:13:34] Come on. We're not gonna get it's gonna be any letters

[00:13:37] Alphid or they're gonna follow me you you got a lot of shit to guess

[00:13:40] You're really on a dude. This is gonna take the entire property is a buggerie or bugger bugger

[00:13:46] It's not you're wrong fuck bugger or ballic Q is queen of his apple was a oh god. That was easy

[00:13:53] Yeah, we could have that one apples is fun guess what be is

[00:13:57] Boy's it's Bapple

[00:14:00] All right, see is capital

[00:14:02] D is dapple

[00:14:04] Um he is England. Well, what are slurs? What are old English slurs Q is definitely queen of he is Pip

[00:14:13] Pip great expectations. That's cool. Pip hip suck dick hip hip. I'm gay hip hip. I'm gay three cheers three queers

[00:14:24] So Roger

[00:14:26] Pip hip I'm gay hip hip piece gay hip piece gay. That's fun. Yeah, so I guess I reviewed that

[00:14:33] What else I need to review what else I already reviewed independent stay so you can write that one off

[00:14:37] Should we review the lunch we're gonna have after this podcast preemptively? Oh, no, you don't have to review that shit

[00:14:42] Nice people need to eat. That's the beauty of yeah, it's a business lunch business lunches. Yeah, you take a couple of notes down about

[00:14:50] What you did? Mm-hmm. You know like the things you discussed

[00:14:53] Because of the content of the podcast I can say what if we called Roger more gay

[00:14:58] I was right down on a piece of paper. Meanwhile, we're eating fucking $200 stakes dude

[00:15:06] Pays for that. Yeah, Johnny tax dollars. That's right, baby. Is that you know the plumber?

[00:15:11] That's yeah, it's with the fucking whoo is rogering a British sex thing. No. Yeah

[00:15:17] You know it is what is it? You know it is what is it means fucking it's like snogging or shagging snogging is funny

[00:15:24] Yeah, but snog I thought means kissing. No, you snog you like you snog my dick. That's pretty fun

[00:15:31] Yeah, you snog a ribbing

[00:15:34] You go down to bricks and and snog yourself of a fit a right fit bird

[00:15:38] Yeah, oh to pull is also to kiss to pull yeah, oh pull my dick Adam

[00:15:47] Okay like a library

[00:15:49] Yeah, a library car go to the big dick section of the library and pull it I need to learn the

[00:15:56] Don't do it. Don't whatever you're gonna. Say don't do it

[00:15:59] Well, you're gonna say do we decimals this dude. That's I thought you're gonna say a Jewie decimal system

[00:16:04] I thought you're gonna say I need to learn about the word that's where you organize the books by how expensive

[00:16:10] How thorough the instructions are on taking over the media

[00:16:13] Um

[00:16:17] Yeah, what was the dewy decimal system what the fuck was that about I got yelled at at the library recently for doing that thing

[00:16:23] With your hands where you you snap and like you do this snap a snap thing

[00:16:28] Yeah, yeah that thing I was walking around the library doing that without thinking about it and the librarian was like sir sir

[00:16:35] Sir get out homeless people are trying to beat off in here. Yeah, there was a homeless guy screaming

[00:16:40] It was great. I was sitting there reading and he was screaming but I couldn't see him because he was like behind a couple of shelves

[00:16:45] Mm-hmm, and then I heard one of the librarians go over there. They're like sir. You cannot smoke in here

[00:16:54] Fucking rocks

[00:16:59] Cigarette in the library dude. Yeah, it's 1923

[00:17:04] That's all libraries are they're just all the shelters. I know I was in a sea train

[00:17:08] They got stuck under the East River. No, you weren't here comes a fake story at the navin

[00:17:14] Yeah, what happened dude did some fucking moments guy lit up a cigarette. We were down there for like 15 minutes

[00:17:19] He's like oh fuck it. No, you just lit up a cigarette. Did you stop this? No, this like white bitch was like excuse me sir

[00:17:26] And he was like you can go fuck yourself lady that rocks. It's pretty cool. It's so funny how Nick Nolte became a celebrity

[00:17:32] He's like that. He's like a bum that they just put it used to be sexy. Didn't he didn't he win sexy his man alive?

[00:17:38] Yeah, but he's like he's got a homeless vibes

[00:17:41] He's he literally is just like a bum that they now but when he was hot dude. He was like even when he was young

[00:17:47] He'd be like 48 hours era that's nothing was

[00:17:51] Fucking I'm not gonna have a bus transfer. He is one of the most iconic mug shots of all time. He was gruff dude

[00:17:57] Ladies love a nice gruff boy. Yeah, I mean, Busey. I mean, they're the same guy basically. No. Oh damn

[00:18:03] Not he looks bad now

[00:18:05] Halti yeah, but young Nick Nolte he could catch a nice fat. You know, it's a great movie

[00:18:10] The Cape Fury make with you up. Yeah, yeah, it's really good. How to learn

[00:18:16] Dude, it's really good other than fucking denira's terrible southern accent. Yeah

[00:18:21] Yeah, have you ever been hand down and molested by four white man? Oh shit. I just found a picture

[00:18:27] I just find a picture Nick Nolte in a you know wrestling outfit and his or a basketball or some shit

[00:18:34] He's wearing a singlet and the number

[00:18:37] 69 hell. Yeah, pretty cool. Um, I used to work with a Peruvian guy named Nick Nolte

[00:18:43] Really? Yeah, I think he wrote his name down one time. I'm like that's very funny. He's like what?

[00:18:48] I was like what's your real last name?

[00:18:52] Because his name was Nick. Yeah, it's like it's Nolte and I'm like your name is Nick Nolte

[00:18:59] And he like showed me his ID and his

[00:19:01] For sure his name was Nick Nolte awesome Peruvian guy that had that name. He was also a pathological liar though. Mm-hmm

[00:19:08] But you know, so you believed him on that well, he had a government issue

[00:19:12] I he showed me his ID probably lied his way into it. No, you need a

[00:19:15] For the bizarre thing the risk jail time so you can tell people your name is Nick Nolte. I believe it

[00:19:20] Yeah, I was why about everything said we had all these kids. He also said his mom was dead

[00:19:25] But it's like I think his mom really was dead

[00:19:27] Mmm, that's the thing that would lie is they do have like one or two things that are true right right right?

[00:19:32] And so you're like, you know, they're like, yeah, dude

[00:19:34] We want to like you mean one or two like fucked up things. Yeah. Yeah, of course. There's some facts

[00:19:40] Yeah, no, they let me go into the vault and then I did this Scrooge McDuck thing

[00:19:46] And also my mom has breast cancer like both of those things are a lie

[00:19:50] Everyone's like you fucking asshole

[00:19:52] This is mom right there. They're cutting her titty out right behind you with a huge McDuck room

[00:20:00] I'm like, I'm so sorry George

[00:20:02] You know you said that thing about meeting the actual Ronald McDonald

[00:20:06] We all knew you were lying and so I just have to tell the chip of my shoulder about it

[00:20:13] I didn't mean to insinuate that your mom wasn't a

[00:20:17] Terminal character from the TV show DuckTales

[00:20:23] Suck Tails suck my dick. Oh, you see the what is it the fatal farm DuckTales video?

[00:20:29] No, what happens? Oh my god. Fuck Tails. It's so funny. What I'm pulling that shit up

[00:20:34] You guys keep talking for a second

[00:20:38] DuckTales was a spin-off of

[00:20:41] What do you call it of the the ducks the ducks in these in these cartoon universes always confuse me?

[00:20:47] What was the one Scrooge McDuck? Yeah, that's Donald's I think he's uncle. Yeah his Scottish uncle

[00:20:53] And miserly his Jewish Scottish uncle three guys the three guys. He's Huey Fucky and sucky. Yeah

[00:21:01] Are Huey Donald's sons?

[00:21:03] I guess so. Yeah, and where's Donald? He's just getting sucked off by other Donald was a deadbeat. Where's Daisy?

[00:21:09] He left him isn't Daisy in the picture

[00:21:12] Well, listen sometimes Daisy die

[00:21:17] It's just the uh, real farm DuckTales video

[00:21:21] Okay, let me turn the mic. Should I put my mic to the speaker? Oh?

[00:21:25] Oh, yeah. Yeah, let's all do let's all put our mic to the speaker. Oh

[00:21:38] Nice

[00:21:40] Oh fuck

[00:21:52] Fuck no, dude. No the dogs get a raper. Oh fuck. Oh

[00:22:00] Shit, dude

[00:22:02] This is fucked up dude. Oh fuck

[00:22:19] Jesus Christ

[00:22:21] Holy fucking shit. Holy you made that this is the funniest thing on my own farm

[00:22:32] They're just like a YouTube comedy like a WAM city, but better like a Beno Brian, but like a phone

[00:22:42] Those are boys this and this is the

[00:22:44] They do the robo cops never steal in these bits. Oh, they are a bit of a city. Yeah. Oh, the robo cops

[00:22:51] It is my favorite piece of media. Yeah, I like I was crying the first time I saw that I played that at my funeral on a loop

[00:22:58] Dude, I just want that robo cops shooting those guys dicks off. Yeah that okay that there we go

[00:23:04] That's what I was good. That's what we were gonna do every week. It's a it's a come-town cultural

[00:23:09] Yeah today's culture Spanish people. I don't like them next review

[00:23:15] Not the dude we got to get our listeners culture dude, and that's why we're recommending a video where robo cop shoots a

[00:23:22] Thousand fake dicks off well you guys should also because now there's gonna be like a weird

[00:23:26] Minute long gap of your

[00:23:29] Doctor's rewind and find go go sync up the podcast with the fatal farm the duck tails video

[00:23:36] What was the other show tailspin tailspin with balloon with blue as a pilot?

[00:23:41] Yeah, wait, and then there was dark winged. Oh, no, that's that's Daffy Daffy's no a dark wing duck is his own character

[00:23:49] But that was in the WB universe not not a I don't know, but it's not Daffy duck. It's dark winged

[00:23:55] It's a completely different wasn't I think

[00:23:59] Daffy's Wayne and dark wing is dark wing duck is there is a crossover between duck tails and dark wing duck

[00:24:05] There is crossover is launch pad is in both I think

[00:24:09] Launchpad is the retarded guy. That's like a pilot

[00:24:12] I forgot about friends with both dark wing duck and I think the duck tails guys interesting. Yeah, okay, so dark wings in the

[00:24:21] Disney universe dark wings Disney not WB

[00:24:23] There's also mega duck which sounds hilarious. Yeah, which is dark wings nemesis. Oh

[00:24:30] He's like a

[00:24:32] pallet shit dark wing duck

[00:24:34] Oh, yes, yes that everyone had that in the 90s everyone's nemesis was just yeah dark wing duck was Disney

[00:24:41] It wasn't Daffy. I remember I was I love dark wing duck when I was a kid. I was like five so dark wing was a white duck

[00:24:47] I thought it was black. No, he's white. Oh, yeah his side. CAC. He's like CAC

[00:24:54] C

[00:24:53] CAC

[00:24:54] Say side cock was launch pad McQuack launch pad McQuack from duck tails. He's Scottish too

[00:25:00] I think so. Yeah, he's a Scottish retard. He's got his reteard. He is secret identity was Drake Mallard. Oh

[00:25:08] Drake he's right which was a parody of Kent Allard the alter ego of the shadow

[00:25:13] What the fuck? Oh, you ever see that movie the album movie the shadow? No, he's the superhero

[00:25:18] It was like part of that run in the 90s where they're trying to make super hero movies happen

[00:25:23] Because I guarantee if they made the shadow now it would be like, you know, Eric Bana and it would be very serious

[00:25:29] The shadow wasn't a comic it was a radio show the radio show. I used to listen to a comic

[00:25:34] No, it's recently been made into a comic as of what like 25 30 years ago. No in the like last five years

[00:25:41] It was made into a graphic novel. Did you know shadow was a comic before that?

[00:25:45] I'm sure it was a really fucking comic was a radio radio if it was a radio play

[00:25:49] You don't think and when all of media was comics they tried to make it a comic

[00:25:53] Well, I don't I don't think it was I

[00:25:55] I because the only reason I bring this up is because my friend

[00:25:59] It is a copyright laurian. He was actually like having to go through

[00:26:04] the shadow graphic novel

[00:26:06] Mmm, and like make sure that I don't know they weren't like preaching contract or something

[00:26:11] So was that movie good? There's also the parents the living shadow

[00:26:15] 1931 print

[00:26:17] So there goes your fucking maybe I'm wrong. Yeah, I got some stupid asshole. What was it?

[00:26:22] Print what does that mean print? It's probably some pulp series. So that's a

[00:26:30] Comic that counts that doesn't count as a comment counts. No, it was in print. Okay. Here we go

[00:26:36] Here's here's the comic Walter Gibson and Vernon Greens the shadow August 12, 1940

[00:26:41] Yeah, that's in the last 25 years. It sounds like

[00:26:44] Which is it which is not what you said by the way

[00:26:47] That's what Nick said to make fun of you. You said in the last five years

[00:26:50] Well, I know that they just came out of the graphic novel in the last like two three years

[00:26:54] I heard they just made Batman a couple years ago. Do you guys ever read that?

[00:26:58] Actually start with Batman begins

[00:27:07] Bring that back to my game for that for no

[00:27:10] Shit you ever heard the new comic. I just found out about it's called Superman. I can do the

[00:27:14] German alphabet do it. No one cares. No, do it. How about why do you do you got to hear both sides name everyone on the list?

[00:27:21] Okay, why don't you do the fucking

[00:27:25] Arthur the art vark that's the first one for AA. Yeah, exactly. Oh is the first no

[00:27:30] I think you should do the sign language alphabet bitch for the rest of the podcast. Yeah for eternity. There's this one whoa

[00:27:45] No, those are not it. Yeah, no it is really yeah. He is this this is now

[00:27:50] This is even worse somehow then how we started the show

[00:27:53] Yeah, gee both do we should this is good

[00:27:57] No, I think it's good dude. That's hilarious that we found a way to be worse than saying three

[00:28:02] Apple man's is it the sign language people are learning shit, dude. That's right rub your hand against the mic

[00:28:08] Yeah, this podcast is for people listen to Dan Carlin's hardcore history

[00:28:13] You're like oh fuck I'm gonna learn something today on my way to the vitamin shop to buy a bunch of whey protein

[00:28:19] That's right and then they're there and Dan Carlin's like now everyone knows what the Byzantine Empire is

[00:28:25] So I'm not gonna explain that and then they go like well out of fucking don't say chaos old

[00:28:29] They turn that podcast off. You turn on this one and they're like all right. Well the base

[00:28:34] Entry knowledge you need for this one is knowing what the alphabet is

[00:28:39] Something on

[00:28:41] The alphabet and it's sort of like a way to ease your way into being an intellectual

[00:28:46] Yeah, right, you know reads the New Yorker. Yes as the Jewish alphabet doesn't know when the show

[00:28:52] You're gonna proclaim. She never did read the

[00:28:54] I had two subscriptions

[00:28:59] Another one of the Chinese girl is trying to impress

[00:29:02] She's like oh did my New Yorker come to your apartment somehow Lee Pang. She's like be get the out of here

[00:29:08] I

[00:29:10] Never did the government will find out our address and our family will be deported

[00:29:14] The put it

[00:29:16] Byzantine Empire that was the worst part about living in Chinatown is when Adam would come over and try to woo the family

[00:29:21] I was living trying to fuck the whole family

[00:29:24] Yeah, I got pretty close on grandma to 11 year old boy the whole the whole thing

[00:29:29] Father the grandfather and I got pretty close. I was a kid. They shared a kimono

[00:29:33] Yeah, we did a tea and then I was put on the same kimono front to back

[00:29:40] Yeah, he taught me how to roundhouse kick. Yeah, you can't roundhouse kick

[00:29:44] Yes, I can do away. I've no I'll show you up to the show

[00:29:47] I brown house kick much more powerfully than you that's not a roadhouse kick and roundhouse kick

[00:29:52] I want to first rule being a bouncer be nice. I've been watched roadhouse and let's watch

[00:29:57] I watch hilarious. You've never seen roadhouse. No. Oh, it's a must watch

[00:30:01] I don't know if I would have the patience for it. I mean, I've seen roadhouse so many fucking times

[00:30:06] It's like I'll watch it on my own. That'll be the I'll buy it. That'll be the next week's movie review

[00:30:10] Yeah, yeah, you should you should do it on I'm really into this just still of Pierce Brosnan

[00:30:15] He's a cute bitch, dude. Yeah, he used to look fucked up. No way prior to Remington steel

[00:30:22] He had his like teeth

[00:30:24] But it's not a black guy that's fucked up teeth and he is flexing to the steel. Yeah, that's

[00:30:29] Remington steel is about a British guy that's black eyes. Oh, nice

[00:30:35] This is the premise of Remington steel is there's a woman that owns like a detective agency

[00:30:39] But no one believe that a woman's good at the job

[00:30:41] So she has to get a British guy to pretend to be her boss. That's incredible. I love television

[00:30:46] It's so funny to just watch culture from like seven years ago. Yeah, how fucking oh trans person

[00:30:53] Yeah, I'm on fire. Well, they'd be calling them he she's or something. Yeah. Yeah, I remember he she yeah

[00:31:00] I still say it

[00:31:02] Oh

[00:31:06] Actually, I was watching scrubs and they were just throwing tranny around left and right. Yeah. Yeah

[00:31:12] Well, people forget that it was literally six months ago years ago when they were like you can't say tranny

[00:31:18] Yeah, and it's still kind of like

[00:31:20] Yeah, I don't really understand how that's a slur, but I guess if you're gonna fucking beat that drum over and over again

[00:31:26] I won't say it anymore. It hurts people because it's not it would be like if the acceptable term

[00:31:32] For black people. Okay was like n I g g e

[00:31:39] Oh, okay

[00:31:41] Yeah, don't say the other one. Oh, I see what you say. It's so close to trans right right right right you know

[00:31:46] Yes, I think why yeah, he why yeah

[00:31:52] Damn just I said that in my head and it was funny sound yeah

[00:31:57] Yeah, I mean

[00:31:59] Away a rare acute racist cause yeah like Elmer Fudd

[00:32:05] Be where we were required

[00:32:07] I

[00:32:15] Fuck what was Elmer Fudd's life like when he wasn't hunting like I feel like no one in the town took him seriously

[00:32:21] Because of the speech impediment. I don't know posting shit about Obama on Facebook

[00:32:26] He's not a man again

[00:32:29] He's a dirty

[00:32:30] Ma's well, he's a muzzy

[00:32:32] I can't wait to finish the guillotine set

[00:32:36] He is just sort of it. Yeah

[00:32:42] Ladies and gentlemen I have been wet

[00:32:48] I'm collecting our money. I'm a vet. I'm a very very proud boy

[00:32:54] I'm going for definitely proud boy. Yeah isn't antifa

[00:33:05] Yeah, bugs is definitely fucking listening to against me

[00:33:10] Dressing up like an engine. Oh fuck yeah, dude. Yeah, he was trans

[00:33:14] Bugs which trans when he's in the

[00:33:16] Cross dress this is a costly proly episode. Yeah, oh yeah talking a lot of car to our duct tails

[00:33:22] Bugs buddy who was also just dark wing duck according to Adam

[00:33:26] Yeah, I think it's not just Roger Rabbit. What is that like bugs bunny? That's not a comic. Yeah

[00:33:32] Isn't that like isn't that the same as but what do you mean Roger Rabbit is in a comic?

[00:33:38] Hot guys a real rabbit hot take guys

[00:33:42] Can you guys you think that's what a actual man is

[00:33:46] Can you respect can you respect what I'm about to say no, I think Nala from Lion King I?

[00:33:52] Would you was fuck Nala?

[00:33:55] Why you paint your dogs nails and have sex? I didn't paint my dogs knows yes you did and my dog is a dog not a lion

[00:34:01] Yeah, but you pinched your nips. I don't pinch her nips

[00:34:06] You do what I would fuck yago from Aladdin

[00:34:11] Just because you want to hear him squawk what you fuck him. That'd be hilarious

[00:34:14] You just get a real tight grip on him put him right over your dick and then

[00:34:18] Slam him down

[00:34:20] Yago call me a whore. Yeah like you're like you're forcefully pushing up a Flintstones pop

[00:34:28] On a countertop

[00:34:33] She didn't Flintstones pops those were the shit those were the shit they were that was the best shit on the ice cream

[00:34:39] They still around yeah, you know, it's funny is there's an ice cream truck that drives by every day, and I'm I could just go

[00:34:45] Be getting ice cream you could I don't think to do it you'd stay fat

[00:34:49] What do you guys think is the best ice cream song out of the three?

[00:34:52] There's three

[00:34:53] Jack in the no no no no no pop goes the we'll pop goes the weasel is not the best pop goes the weasel because we'll go pop

[00:34:59] Hello is the best one oh yeah

[00:35:01] I

[00:35:07] Wish I might dig yeah, and I like when they hello. Yeah

[00:35:14] Yeah, that's I love that one. Yeah with all of the mr. Softie

[00:35:18] Do you know what all the music should be the the music that the Mexican guy in the bodega

[00:35:31] listens to

[00:35:33] Dude that he listens to the shittiest music in rap

[00:35:37] He was like Mexican rap song where the background was like Cassio version of the godfather theme. Yes

[00:35:43] That's like bring me bring me bring me bring me bla

[00:35:50] I got being like you care who know you care of us your care taco your care or trace

[00:35:59] What what I would do I would

[00:36:04] To get a song I like the message

[00:36:07] Oh, how's what mean George?

[00:36:14] Your dengue del Solor and me too calm

[00:36:17] Oh, yes.

[00:36:28] No 10

[00:36:32] Does he go

[00:36:35] See

[00:36:41] Fuck I remember I was in a taco or no

[00:36:43] I was getting Peruvian chicken and they were playing a fucking John legend song in Spanish

[00:36:48] And I tried to fuck it was just a Spanish guy

[00:36:50] It was just singing a John legend song and I tried to shazam it and it just didn't exist

[00:36:54] I don't know. I'll never find that recording. It was just a guy on the DJ

[00:36:59] In Texas that you like they had all these radio stations that were just

[00:37:05] What the fuck is that Texas?

[00:37:07] Tahana yeah Tahana music we just played Tahana music which is like it's it's like poker. Yeah, it's poker

[00:37:14] Cuz it's all Texas all German like a lot of Germans

[00:37:20] It's like

[00:37:22] Oh

[00:37:26] Just switches to like

[00:37:39] The cleanstones I

[00:37:41] Wonder fucking way swears me, but do you have a video of the clean sauce man help fuck?

[00:37:47] I'm not sure if you're a fan of her's code.

[00:37:49] I'm a fan of her's code.

[00:37:50] Then you got sad that she was gay.

[00:37:52] Yeah, I prayed for her.

[00:37:53] But, um, but Halle Berry was high.

[00:37:55] She didn't that movie though, I guess.

[00:37:56] So I guess it evens out.

[00:37:57] Uh, what are you talking about?

[00:37:58] Swordfish?

[00:37:59] No man in fucking Flintstone.

[00:38:01] Was she in this?

[00:38:02] Yeah.

[00:38:03] She was the secretary.

[00:38:04] I was a fan of her's code.

[00:38:06] Then you got sad that she was gay.

[00:38:08] Yeah.

[00:38:09] Yeah.

[00:38:10] I prayed for her.

[00:38:11] But, um, but Halle Berry was high.

[00:38:13] She didn't that movie though, I guess.

[00:38:15] So I guess it evens out.

[00:38:16] She was the secretary.

[00:38:17] I don't remember.

[00:38:18] She was being a fucking sex pot.

[00:38:20] There was like a four year stretch where Halle Berry is the hottest one in the world.

[00:38:24] She's still up there bro.

[00:38:25] I haven't seen her in a long ass time.

[00:38:26] Which Flintstones remember you talking about?

[00:38:28] The first one?

[00:38:29] You've got rock and vegans?

[00:38:30] Yeah.

[00:38:31] Wasn't she the group boy Barney?

[00:38:32] She's the sexual temptress.

[00:38:33] Uh, Rick Moranis.

[00:38:34] Rick Moranis.

[00:38:35] That's right.

[00:38:36] Another Adam Friedland doppelganger right there.

[00:38:38] You wish bitch.

[00:38:39] Dude, I know this planet.

[00:38:40] I like it.

[00:38:41] He was like, wife died and he was like, well I'm done with movies.

[00:38:43] Yeah, he just went and disappeared.

[00:38:44] He went and disappeared.

[00:38:46] Was a good father and shit.

[00:38:47] Yeah.

[00:38:48] Like a bitch.

[00:38:49] We're retard.

[00:38:50] Yeah, didn't that.

[00:38:51] Seriously.

[00:38:52] He couldn't have been a billionaire.

[00:38:53] No, I think Steve-

[00:38:54] Should've put your kids up for adoption.

[00:38:55] Absolutely.

[00:38:56] Make Ghostbusters full.

[00:38:57] It's good six.

[00:38:58] I think good's career just slowed down dude.

[00:39:01] Dude, good's was a stud.

[00:39:03] He was a stud.

[00:39:04] Yeah, he was really funny and what was the catering show that was funny as shit?

[00:39:08] Party down?

[00:39:09] Party down.

[00:39:10] He had an episode of Party Down.

[00:39:11] He was funny as shit in it.

[00:39:12] She was a party down.

[00:39:14] She was always a Kaplan.

[00:39:15] She's hot as shit.

[00:39:16] Yeah, she is.

[00:39:17] What show is she in True Blood with her titties around?

[00:39:20] Yeah, that was a good S.

[00:39:22] V.

[00:39:23] It was like ecstasy for vampires.

[00:39:25] What?

[00:39:26] Yeah, was that what they-

[00:39:27] Yeah, they do that.

[00:39:28] This is fact guy I used to follow on YouTube that was reviewing, uh, forgetting

[00:39:31] Sarah Marshall.

[00:39:32] Uh huh.

[00:39:33] And he was like, you know, they should really have a different rating for the

[00:39:36] movies because when it says R for nudity, I don't expect to see a man's

[00:39:41] penis.

[00:39:42] He's like-

[00:39:43] He's literally a straw man that Jezebel created.

[00:39:47] Like, R.P. or R.V.

[00:39:50] They fucking-

[00:39:51] They blogged him into existence.

[00:39:53] This is pre Jezebel.

[00:39:54] This is like ten years ago.

[00:39:55] This guy was great.

[00:39:56] He was a morbidly obese guy that was obsessed with Taylor Swift before

[00:40:00] anyone knew who Taylor Swift was.

[00:40:02] This was back when she was like a 14 year old country.

[00:40:04] It was like a choose country.

[00:40:05] You know, like not making pop music.

[00:40:07] He was obsessed with her.

[00:40:09] And his whole thing was like, uh, I speak out against child abuse on the

[00:40:13] internet, which is like so meaningless.

[00:40:16] Yeah.

[00:40:17] And also, he just wants to fucking 14 year old.

[00:40:18] Go online and say don't abuse children.

[00:40:21] Yeah.

[00:40:22] You know, uh, but he had his phone number posted on his YouTube page.

[00:40:26] Oh, nice.

[00:40:27] So me and my friends used to get drunk and call him up all the time.

[00:40:29] And I was fucking-

[00:40:32] I was trashed one night and I called him up and I was like, Jeffrey, I got all

[00:40:37] the coded messages in your video.

[00:40:39] I'm a pedophile just like you.

[00:40:41] You want to chat about all the boys we fuck, you know?

[00:40:45] And he's like, I do not fuck boys.

[00:40:48] You know, and he's like screaming.

[00:40:50] I'm like, come on, man.

[00:40:51] You're dropping hints left and right.

[00:40:53] I can smell each other, right?

[00:40:54] For whatever reason, he wouldn't hang up, you know?

[00:40:57] And then one time he made a video and I can't find it anymore.

[00:41:00] I mean, this was like ten years ago where he was like, uh, damn,

[00:41:04] he was like, and I called the FBI.

[00:41:07] He's like, this guy called me and told me he was a pedophile and I called the

[00:41:10] FBI and they wouldn't do anything about it.

[00:41:13] He's like, they said, you know, okay, sir, why did this guy call you?

[00:41:17] And I said, because I speak out against child abuse on the internet and they said,

[00:41:21] do you post your number online?

[00:41:22] I said, yes, or like, do you think maybe this is somebody just playing a prank on you?

[00:41:26] And I said, no, I don't.

[00:41:28] You don't understand how this guy sounded.

[00:41:31] I've never been so satisfied where it's like to see the fruits of my labor.

[00:41:38] Yeah, absolutely.

[00:41:39] That just delivered to me in a video format.

[00:41:41] That's beautiful.

[00:41:42] I know.

[00:41:43] That is so...

[00:41:44] It was kind of like a, you know, it was such a perfect moment.

[00:41:48] As soon as I'm happy for you, dude.

[00:41:50] That's like, I'm just sitting in my computer eating Chex Mix like, yes.

[00:41:54] That video is what a child is for most people for you.

[00:41:57] You know, like that's...

[00:41:59] You've not only explained that he called the FBI, but they told him he was being...

[00:42:03] ...tonated on the FBI.

[00:42:05] It was like, you're getting trolled, you bat retard.

[00:42:08] Was that tweet during the presidential election where someone called the Baltimore Police Department,

[00:42:13] because he heard they were playing a song called...

[00:42:16] Multiple calls to the police department.

[00:42:18] They hung up on me.

[00:42:19] Yeah, they hung up on me.

[00:42:20] It's like, I heard a song that said, kill the police, fuck Trump or something.

[00:42:23] And he's like, yeah, the Baltimore Police Department hung up on it.

[00:42:27] Well, the Baltimore Police Department is also whole.

[00:42:28] That's one of those social experiment guys.

[00:42:30] It's a nice mix of just fucking racist guys who live in Hartford County

[00:42:34] and people getting their training in Baltimore than just transferring them.

[00:42:39] To Baltimore County.

[00:42:41] You're saying that the Baltimore Police Department is bad, because in my opinion, they're good police.

[00:42:47] He's a good police.

[00:42:49] He's a good police.

[00:42:50] That's like the weirdest thing about the virus, how they use the word police.

[00:42:55] I guess that's why I was as a plural now.

[00:42:59] Like a singular noun.

[00:43:00] I guess that's what they did.

[00:43:01] Yeah, he's a police.

[00:43:03] You know what's a really good episode is the one where McNulty is doing that sting on the whorehouse?

[00:43:08] He does a fake British accent, but he's really a British guy in real life.

[00:43:13] So he's playing an American trying to do a British accent.

[00:43:16] It's really sad.

[00:43:17] He could barely do an American accent.

[00:43:20] He gets better throughout the show.

[00:43:21] He sounds weird.

[00:43:22] In the fifth season when he tries to do a Baltimore accent, it's horrible.

[00:43:26] Yeah, he sounds like a jockey from the Bronx.

[00:43:29] Yeah, it sounds really bad.

[00:43:31] And that season's kind of weird when he makes up a guy who bites people or some shit.

[00:43:36] Oh, yeah, he makes up a serial killer.

[00:43:37] Season 5 is retarded.

[00:43:38] Yeah, there should be a shit in there, but yeah.

[00:43:39] Season 5 isn't that good.

[00:43:41] But, well, dude, the ending is unbelievable.

[00:43:43] I'm a low-key season 2 fan.

[00:43:45] Yeah, dude, of course.

[00:43:46] Which is like, people don't like season 2.

[00:43:49] Season 2, a lot of that was shot.

[00:43:50] People don't like season 2.

[00:43:51] I'm with my back.

[00:43:52] I'm with my back.

[00:43:53] One through four, everyone likes.

[00:43:54] No, I think you thought that.

[00:43:55] I don't think that.

[00:43:56] Two is the one that people will shit on.

[00:43:59] Yeah, people should have.

[00:44:00] They aired the wire on BET.

[00:44:02] Yeah, and they got rid of all the support.

[00:44:04] They got rid of all the dock stuff.

[00:44:06] And just like, so they were just courting.

[00:44:09] It was just 14 minutes long.

[00:44:10] Yeah.

[00:44:11] Yeah.

[00:44:12] Because they don't want any of the white people stuff in there.

[00:44:14] Someone told me Frank's tobacco was like 32 years old when he was filming.

[00:44:18] I just looked like shit.

[00:44:19] She just looked horrible.

[00:44:20] You know, how big was that guy's dick?

[00:44:22] Ziggy's dick?

[00:44:23] Was that a real dick?

[00:44:24] I was probably a prosthetic.

[00:44:25] He had a nice fucking fat, big girl.

[00:44:27] Yeah, I remember that.

[00:44:28] He took out his dick and was seeing.

[00:44:30] Yeah.

[00:44:31] I think, yeah, it's weird.

[00:44:32] Yeah.

[00:44:33] I don't remember that.

[00:44:34] I guess that's because I only watch BET.

[00:44:37] Yeah.

[00:44:38] Because I woke man.

[00:44:39] You only watched a super...

[00:44:40] I only watched BET.

[00:44:41] I only watched BET.

[00:44:42] And McDonald's commercials during Black History Month.

[00:44:44] That's the only form of media I consume.

[00:44:47] The best part of that episode that you're talking about though when he's doing the fake accent

[00:44:51] is that during the sting, McNulty just fucks two whores.

[00:44:55] Yeah, like it.

[00:44:56] And then he's like, what?

[00:44:58] He just shrugs off having sex with prostitutes.

[00:45:01] What a guy, dude.

[00:45:02] The

[00:45:04] Another episode?

[00:45:05] Do you remember that McDonald's commercial, the Black History Month McDonald's commercial,

[00:45:09] where it's the two black guys deciding what they want to eat, but they communicate by beatboxing with each other?

[00:45:14] Oh my gosh.

[00:45:16] Oh my gosh.

[00:45:17] That fucking rocks.

[00:45:20] Oh, who the fuck is making those?

[00:45:24] I love it.

[00:45:25] Who's mother?

[00:45:26] Who's 65 year old white suburban mother?

[00:45:29] Corporate wokeness is the best.

[00:45:31] Dude, the Kylie Jenner Pepsi ad is the greatest advertisement.

[00:45:35] Well, that was our idea.

[00:45:36] That was the come boys went out to Lays.

[00:45:37] Wait, it was a Kylie who's a Kendall.

[00:45:39] Same shit.

[00:45:40] No, how dare you.

[00:45:41] There's a Kylie, right?

[00:45:42] Kylie's the one that got plastic surgery.

[00:45:45] Well, Kylie was Bruce and then became Kylie.

[00:45:48] No, no.

[00:45:49] Hey, Kylie.

[00:45:50] Sorry, still is Bruce.

[00:45:51] Is still Bruce.

[00:45:52] Is it Kylie?

[00:45:53] No, Kylie's not a shit, dude.

[00:45:55] Because she's just got plastic surgery to look like a, like, Kim basically.

[00:45:59] So look like Kim.

[00:46:01] There's like a trashy hotness to her.

[00:46:03] I follow her on Instagram.

[00:46:04] Shouts out Kylie.

[00:46:05] Kendall's the one that looks like just Model E.

[00:46:08] I remember the Kardashian show at the beginning.

[00:46:10] Like my sister used to watch on E.

[00:46:12] And it was just about like three girls that weren't even that famous that worked out of store together.

[00:46:16] Yeah, that's how it started.

[00:46:17] Yeah, and then they got so fucking famous.

[00:46:20] Yeah, Kim was just like Paris Hilton's friend.

[00:46:23] Yeah, and they were like, yeah, they started some, they were like, remember that show?

[00:46:26] The Simple Life?

[00:46:27] Yeah.

[00:46:28] Yeah.

[00:46:29] Nicole Richie.

[00:46:30] Yeah.

[00:46:31] Did she the one that died?

[00:46:32] No, Brittany Murphy died.

[00:46:33] They're like, we're going to go hang out with trash and see how trash people live.

[00:46:37] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:46:38] They're like, oh my God, you actually have to stick your hand in the cows pussy.

[00:46:41] No, not really, but yeah.

[00:46:43] Yeah, that's what the producer said this week.

[00:46:46] Remember when that's with being hot was just like being fucking skinny and blonde and like being

[00:46:51] no ass?

[00:46:52] Yeah.

[00:46:53] It's like, oh, what a beautiful time we were living in.

[00:46:55] Yeah, I era of fat asses.

[00:46:58] Yeah, it's fat asses or doing well in that way.

[00:47:01] No, no, absolutely.

[00:47:03] No, I don't mean in general.

[00:47:05] I mean, like, I don't feel like I've been was ever swayed by the, uh, no, I didn't.

[00:47:09] No, I didn't.

[00:47:12] Paris Hilton was hot.

[00:47:13] Huh?

[00:47:14] I never thought Paris Hilton.

[00:47:15] No, but society did.

[00:47:16] I'm with you.

[00:47:17] Oh, sure.

[00:47:18] Yeah.

[00:47:19] I jacked off to her movie.

[00:47:20] Her sex tape.

[00:47:21] Yeah, I watched it.

[00:47:22] Sure.

[00:47:23] When I was like, I beat off to it when I was 18 or whatever.

[00:47:25] Actually, I watched it with Brandon and I have a picture of him on Twitter.

[00:47:29] You looking at it.

[00:47:30] So everyone go retweet that picture and maybe it'll like, uh, it's really old and it'll

[00:47:33] probably embarrass Brandon.

[00:47:35] Maybe I'll retweet it.

[00:47:36] I hope Brandon gets embarrassed.

[00:47:38] I picture him watching the Paris Hilton porno like four years.

[00:47:41] This is fucked up.

[00:47:42] I'm a celebrity.

[00:47:43] That's what I'll say in response.

[00:47:47] Without any sense of irony.

[00:47:49] No, none of it.

[00:47:51] I'm a celebrity now.

[00:47:53] Um, that was a, that was not a great pornography.

[00:47:57] Neither was the game.

[00:47:58] They should, uh, they should barely see your titties.

[00:48:00] They should bring back the apprentice, but Brandon, they should make Brandon the Donald

[00:48:04] Trump character.

[00:48:05] Okay.

[00:48:06] Oh, so like he's, it's the meme, he's the new, he's the new Donald Trump character.

[00:48:11] And he has guaranteed Brandon would do it and then people would start comparing Brandon

[00:48:15] to Trump and then eventually we can turn him into a complete monster.

[00:48:18] I mean, he's coming to the president.

[00:48:19] Yeah, I don't give a shit.

[00:48:20] People will hate him.

[00:48:21] That's all I want.

[00:48:22] Let him be president.

[00:48:25] Let him live on a fucking mansion on the moon.

[00:48:28] As long as people don't like him.

[00:48:30] I'm happy.

[00:48:31] Okay.

[00:48:32] Look, money can't buy happiness.

[00:48:34] Only spite can.

[00:48:35] Yeah, dude, two episodes ago, you said it could.

[00:48:38] What money can buy?

[00:48:39] Yeah, you literally did say that because you're 5.1.

[00:48:41] Don't be surrounded.

[00:48:42] The constant spending of money.

[00:48:44] Okay.

[00:48:45] Okay.

[00:48:46] Okay.

[00:48:47] But the wheel must keep turning.

[00:48:48] That's he P Link easy smart 16 port switches must be purchased.

[00:48:52] At this pace, you're going to be a yacht guy by 35.

[00:48:55] I fucking hope so.

[00:48:56] Dude, I'm trying to get out on the bay and let's listen to some fucking yacht rock, dude.

[00:49:01] Hell yeah.

[00:49:02] A little skipper.

[00:49:03] Oysters, let's eat crabs.

[00:49:05] A full day of getting high and eating crabs and shit.

[00:49:07] I can't even buy anything.

[00:49:08] What we're going to do is we're going to use the come town money to buy a big ass boat.

[00:49:11] And everyone who's a premium subscriber is invited to wave goodbye to us on the dock.

[00:49:17] That's a set sale for greener pastures.

[00:49:21] But you have to bring a precious Atlantis.

[00:49:23] Yes.

[00:49:24] Yes.

[00:49:25] Legal and encouraged to fuck other men.

[00:49:28] What?

[00:49:29] But only because you have to.

[00:49:30] Wait, we don't have to.

[00:49:31] We don't have to.

[00:49:33] We can bring a new way of life without women.

[00:49:35] Actually, some girls should come, I think.

[00:49:37] So we'll bring some girls to be sign drivers via beheading and sex change operation.

[00:49:43] No, wait, why?

[00:49:44] Wait, we're going to kill them and make them end.

[00:49:49] Can they keep their titties?

[00:49:51] The titties meat will be used to create dicks.

[00:49:53] I'm sorry.

[00:49:54] No.

[00:49:55] Dude, that makes me so upset.

[00:49:57] The idea of titty meat turning into a dick.

[00:50:01] That fucking offends me the way religious people feel about gay people.

[00:50:05] I'm going to start slipping acid into your meals and then say shit like that to you while you're peeking.

[00:50:11] That would make me so mad.

[00:50:13] If I was on acid right now and you said we're turning every titty into a dick, I would fucking fight you, dude.

[00:50:19] That used to be like a, I would fucking choke slam you through this window.

[00:50:22] That was a 4chan thing is a shitting dick nipples.

[00:50:27] It's like a hentai woman and she's got dicks instead of nipples and then shit is coming out of the dicks.

[00:50:32] I don't remember that.

[00:50:33] That's a thing people would jack off to.

[00:50:35] Really?

[00:50:36] Yeah.

[00:50:37] That I'm not into.

[00:50:38] Shitting dick nipples.

[00:50:39] No thanks.

[00:50:40] I did not spend much time in 4chan.

[00:50:42] I still don't have a great understanding of the internet and I didn't understand it at all.

[00:50:47] 4chan always, memes kind of always annoyed me because they weren't funny.

[00:50:51] It was 4chan.

[00:50:52] It was apparently not funny.

[00:50:53] Was that before after something awful?

[00:50:56] Different things?

[00:50:57] Yeah, it was concurrent.

[00:50:59] Which something awful?

[00:51:00] That was like another best word.

[00:51:02] People used to post.

[00:51:03] Yeah.

[00:51:04] Something awful is like where all the Twitter humor came from.

[00:51:07] It's all people from like Fiat or whatever.

[00:51:09] All the shit Brandon steals now.

[00:51:11] Fiat?

[00:51:12] What the fuck is that?

[00:51:13] Fuck you and die.

[00:51:14] It was like a sub form or something awful.

[00:51:16] But the something awful forms cost $10 to use.

[00:51:18] Oh shit.

[00:51:19] So I know it was never on there.

[00:51:20] It cost $10 like a year or a month.

[00:51:22] And it's a one time thing I think.

[00:51:24] I used to just use the internet for normal shit like suicide girls and Mike in Brazil free

[00:51:34] previews.

[00:51:35] Oh dude.

[00:51:36] The Mike in Brazil.

[00:51:37] Mike's apartment.

[00:51:38] Was that in Brazil?

[00:51:40] No.

[00:51:41] Mike's in Brazil.

[00:51:42] Mike used to have an apartment and when you couldn't pay rent.

[00:51:45] Yes I had to pay.

[00:51:47] And he had a lot of beautiful women that rented out rooms.

[00:51:50] I wonder what happened to Mike in Brazil.

[00:51:52] I wonder if he's down there in the favela's running a gang or something.

[00:51:55] He probably has some kind of horrible STD.

[00:51:57] Because he was raw dogging a lot of Brazilian like probably sex workers.

[00:52:02] Yeah apparently down in South America like it's there's like a ton of transsexual women

[00:52:14] because homosexuality is like looked down upon so much.

[00:52:20] I feel like if homosexual values look down upon they're not going to be cool with trans.

[00:52:24] No because in like in basically every country where Islam is a thing if you're gay they just

[00:52:30] forced you to get sex change.

[00:52:33] It's actually just one specific country but I can't remember which one so is there for

[00:52:37] it's all of them.

[00:52:39] Isn't it in like Southeast Asia or something they like if a little boy is like a little

[00:52:44] girl they'll let them grow up as a girl.

[00:52:47] There's a lot of video cultures.

[00:52:49] My favorite YouTube videos are the ones where it's like a parent and they're like rushing

[00:52:53] to get the camera on.

[00:52:54] What did you say about that toy say it again and it's a little girl like why can't the

[00:52:59] girls play with boy toys and they're like that's right why this is out of four the BuzzFeed

[00:53:05] family may I have a million dollars for this video she's reading off a little cue card.

[00:53:11] That's a gun to her head.

[00:53:14] But I like princesses.

[00:53:16] No no no.

[00:53:18] Stop right now.

[00:53:19] Play with this ball.

[00:53:21] Do you know how many grumpy cats I went through before I could have a daughter to exploit.

[00:53:28] Yeah what's going to happen.

[00:53:29] There's a lot of little kids that are funny.

[00:53:31] These toddlers that are actually funny and they're like making good videos but it's like this

[00:53:37] is fun.

[00:53:38] They're getting exploited by their parents.

[00:53:39] They're all going to happen to them when they're adults and they see these embarrassing

[00:53:42] videos and I'm just kidding.

[00:53:43] It's going to be great is when the sparkling wiggles girl gets fired from her job because

[00:53:48] that video resurfaced.

[00:53:49] Who is that?

[00:53:50] Oh that's a good video from a couple years ago.

[00:53:52] But before like you know all the Woke shit started of this like four year old girl with

[00:53:56] the speech impediment.

[00:53:57] Yeah.

[00:53:58] And parents are like say sparkling wiggles and when she does it sounds like faggling

[00:54:03] and words.

[00:54:04] Yeah.

[00:54:05] Yeah.

[00:54:06] And it is hilarious.

[00:54:07] It's very funny.

[00:54:08] It's a little girl saying something awful.

[00:54:10] Yeah.

[00:54:11] She's like say there's too many sparkling wiggles at the party.

[00:54:13] Yeah yeah yeah.

[00:54:14] Her parents are truly racist in that one.

[00:54:17] Like it's one thing to just be like but then they start going like tell all the sparkling

[00:54:21] wiggles to get off welfare.

[00:54:22] You know it's like too many specific scenarios.

[00:54:25] Yeah.

[00:54:26] But that's going to find people are going to be like you're not going to believe what

[00:54:30] Stephanie Meyers and said when she was three years old.

[00:54:34] Yeah yeah yeah.

[00:54:35] It's time to throw this bitch in jail.

[00:54:37] Dude I can't wait.

[00:54:39] That is very I actually am interested in that.

[00:54:41] How old do you think she is now?

[00:54:42] I mean that was a while ago.

[00:54:43] It's probably like 13 now.

[00:54:44] I was probably 10 years ago.

[00:54:46] Nice dude.

[00:54:47] What was your first what were your first favorite early internet like videos like.

[00:54:52] Oh sorry.

[00:54:53] Or skid.

[00:54:54] Sorry.

[00:54:55] I mean the leprechauns is the best.

[00:54:59] Yeah leprechauns good.

[00:55:00] The story around Star Wars kids.

[00:55:02] I don't know the story around it.

[00:55:03] Is this fat kid who goes in like the AV room.

[00:55:06] Is that the new my kid?

[00:55:07] Yeah yeah they make fun of it on the rest of the day.

[00:55:10] Oh it's this kid he makes it like shut the fuck up.

[00:55:12] I'll tell the story.

[00:55:14] God damn it.

[00:55:15] I'm sorry.

[00:55:16] I'm literally explaining it.

[00:55:17] You go oh it's the wind this I'm saying.

[00:55:20] I'm sorry skip.

[00:55:21] Sorry about God damn it.

[00:55:22] Sorry.

[00:55:23] Mudflap.

[00:55:25] Your mudflap.

[00:55:26] No I'm candy lips.

[00:55:28] I'm candy lips.

[00:55:30] I think do you use a cute neck.

[00:55:31] Your Gilligan.

[00:55:32] I appreciate it.

[00:55:33] I'm skip.

[00:55:34] I'm just happy to be part of the group.

[00:55:35] Your shit Gilligan actually.

[00:55:36] All right just tell Star Wars kids.

[00:55:38] Yeah it's up shit Gilligan.

[00:55:39] His kid goes in the AV room at his school and he fucking is his fat loser.

[00:55:44] Kind of like some of them.

[00:55:45] No.

[00:55:46] Yeah who.

[00:55:47] I forgot his name.

[00:55:50] Shit mud lips.

[00:55:51] No candy lips.

[00:55:53] Shit mud lips.

[00:55:54] And shit Gilligan.

[00:55:55] Yeah shit mud lips.

[00:55:56] Candy lips.

[00:55:57] This is me.

[00:55:58] I'm candy lips.

[00:55:59] I have the biggest shit Gilligan.

[00:56:00] Look once and for all.

[00:56:01] I'm all the good ones.

[00:56:03] No have you guys in the fucking bad ones.

[00:56:05] You're the bad.

[00:56:06] You're one of the bad ones.

[00:56:07] You got an okay one.

[00:56:08] You got a horrible one Adam and I'm the good one.

[00:56:10] Guys can we stop arguing what matters.

[00:56:11] I have a funny one.

[00:56:12] What matters?

[00:56:13] Yours is bad.

[00:56:14] You're in my apartment and we're in my apartment.

[00:56:15] I'm the good one.

[00:56:16] No.

[00:56:17] You go to your apartment you can be the good one but you're not.

[00:56:18] I'm the good one.

[00:56:19] I'm the good one.

[00:56:20] I'm the good one.

[00:56:21] You're like a gay ass friend.

[00:56:22] You see that when we were like five you lived across the street.

[00:56:24] It's my house.

[00:56:25] I mean we would walk from our house to his house or whatever.

[00:56:29] While we were like near his house he was allowed to walk in front and show dominance.

[00:56:33] When we crossed the threshold because everything was a competition.

[00:56:36] So when we crossed the threshold and got to the other side of the street it's like,

[00:56:41] Now I get to walk in front because it's a word.

[00:56:43] It is funny how much dumb-ass tribal shit is just in little kids heads innately.

[00:56:48] Yeah of course.

[00:56:49] You're my house.

[00:56:50] I love all that like messaging about like children don't see color children are racist even like the fucking oh children don't know what gender is

[00:56:58] It's like children will find any reason to exclude another child

[00:57:02] Include including like their name rhymes with literally anything. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

[00:57:09] Like like Adam's name Gilligan shit Gilligan. Yeah shit Gilligan Adam anyhow

[00:57:15] This fat kid speaking of exclusion

[00:57:18] It was like right when like Star Wars episode one came out and he went in the AV room at his school

[00:57:23] And he filmed himself with this like my room

[00:57:27] doing like

[00:57:29] All lightsaber stuff and some bullies broke into his locker and got the tape and then like digitally converted

[00:57:38] They got taught some mean ass bully some very valuable tech skills. Yeah, yeah computer enhance zoom

[00:57:45] Humiliate

[00:57:47] Those guys went on to film school. Yeah, they made the Blair Witch project. Mm-hmm

[00:57:53] Is that Maryland this fat dick project? No, it's Canada. Oh

[00:57:57] Which where which where there was Marilyn. Yeah, yeah, there's a lot of pride. It's Phil

[00:58:01] Where was it Burkett's Phil, Maryland? There's a lot of weird villes. Yeah

[00:58:06] But the the the the what's the only two I know actually yeah

[00:58:10] Burtonville Burtonville does Burtonville and Burkett'sville nice suit of inville

[00:58:15] Is there my favorite town is is there Merkinville to make fake pussy here? Yeah, there's that my favorite town is boring, Maryland

[00:58:21] That's a real town. That's a real town. Yeah, there's rising Sun, which is racist to shit

[00:58:26] I think I drew I drove through boring on the way to like Westminster to do some bullshit fucking uh, what's it?

[00:58:31] What's that the stables Dave chauffeur show for yeah the stables?

[00:58:35] Like seller to seller two doors down or to sell I've done that route actually did we go together? No, maybe once once actually

[00:58:43] Yeah, I do that room a couple times. Yeah, great room dude, huh awful people but great room. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

[00:58:48] Well, I've never heard people like you go you go into that bar and it's like you go into like an old

[00:58:55] West saloon where bullets are flying everywhere, but instead of bullets. It's like racial slurs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I

[00:59:00] Remember I did it with Timmy Hall and I was I did all right or when I was there that you I did a guesty on that

[00:59:07] Yeah, and I defined and then Timmy just like just by saying the end where like they were the kind of racist white people to just like oh

[00:59:15] Someone's saying the n-word and we can show approval by laughing hard

[00:59:23] Huh I was some hick tried to buy my shoes and I was there. Yeah, that's how that's that's what the kind of place

[00:59:28] Oh, they literally don't get those shoes. Yeah, how much you want for

[00:59:34] It's gonna buy my shoes. Yeah, how am I getting home? Yeah, well most of us are barefoot. Yeah. Yeah, I got shoes on

[00:59:41] You looking down on me

[00:59:43] Fucking piece of shit. Oh man. Davey shows. We never talked about him, dude

[00:59:48] Yeah, no, we have we've definitely talked about it. But what we're saying. Oh

[00:59:52] Oh boring Maryland. What was your first favorite early video? I don't know I?

[00:59:58] Don't really know honestly. I

[01:00:01] legit did not get the internet till late as hell. Do you remember the the weatherman that was just I didn't know it at the time

[01:00:07] What coke was but he was just fucking yipped up. You remember Mark

[01:00:10] The mentally disabled weatherman from Canada. Oh, yeah

[01:00:14] Oh turn chon soon to say it's in California. Oh turn chon around. Yeah, I think so my favorite video of his was the rap battle Eli

[01:00:24] The like community college TV show where they have a rap battle

[01:00:30] I'm gonna fuck you up man, and then he's just like stops like the bisexual

[01:00:36] Well, my favorite Frankie McDonald video is the one where like he blew up got really popular and then clearly his like parents were like Frankie

[01:00:43] What the fuck you know, yeah, yeah, you can't be popular. You're disabled

[01:00:47] So he made the video where he's like in his room, and he's like whispering and he's like attention everybody

[01:00:55] Please do not share the video

[01:01:02] Frankie's the official weatherman have come down. I think that's clear

[01:01:05] I that that that when uh when good night get him on that would that he came out right around when good night and good luck came out and

[01:01:11] I black on my movie I photoshopped the cover of good night and good luck with Frankie McDonald's face on it and

[01:01:17] I wrote good night good luck and good night and good luck and stay safe and stay warm and good luck

[01:01:24] Because at the end of his video you would say like 19. Yes. That's a great piece of early internet

[01:01:29] Me making yeah, I used to love Photoshop until like a year ago when they switched that subscription model

[01:01:35] Yeah, that's sucks like my main form of creative output, but you can get it we can we can fucking get it's not worth it

[01:01:41] I understand I can expense it, but it's just like it's such a fucking rip off

[01:01:45] How much does it cost $50 a month just for Photoshop for Photoshop for a single app a month?

[01:01:50] Yeah, they do have a photographer package where you get Photoshop with something else

[01:01:54] That's like 20 a month, but like fuck Adobe so you can't you can't download it. Just get a fake

[01:01:59] What if we split it? How much of this thing to split it's don't worry

[01:02:04] Yeah, yeah, if you wanted multiple licenses it would cause even more like non transferable

[01:02:08] But damn like seriously fuck Adobe for not allowing you to just have a standalone version of their app

[01:02:15] Yes, I agree with that. That's fucking horseshoe. There's no reason for it to be on a subscription model

[01:02:19] This is I know they're just trying to squeeze money out of you. Yeah, I mean also a lot of people were probably stealing it

[01:02:24] Yeah, I mean I stole it. Oh yeah

[01:02:26] Psych allegedly I didn't

[01:02:28] Is it the same with premiere is it just a one time all Adobe all that shit dude?

[01:02:32] So wait fine, so you just use final cut instead

[01:02:36] Yeah, you just final cut final cut was sold to Apple right

[01:02:40] Years ago. Yeah, it was something else in like the 90s. I think but Apple's I still I use premiere now Apple's own

[01:02:47] A final cut at least since like 2004. I only know how to use seven apparently seven is better than ten what final cut?

[01:02:54] Yeah, yeah, I have final cut X and it's like whatever premier

[01:02:57] I learned editing on premier premier is apparently the best. Yeah, I like premier. Have you ever used avid? No, I've never used

[01:03:05] You know, it's a weird one Vegas people use Sony Vegas. What a weird cokey name for a fucking edit

[01:03:11] Well, I thought that was the name of the TVs they used to make no Sony Vegas is there like they're

[01:03:16] Vegas their nonlinear editor. Why should know that dude being someone from Vegas. Yeah, shout out to the law the golden nights

[01:03:23] Let's go NHL for they should hate they should call that Jersey the team the golden showers

[01:03:28] Yeah, that is I would rather wear a shirt covered in piss

[01:03:32] Yeah, those jerseys are the Holden men's dicks nice. I would just say it was like Adam keeps his that's good

[01:03:39] His own this is his dick holder right here. That's my mouth next point. He had his mouth guys

[01:03:43] No, actually, it's more like a

[01:03:46] place where girls kiss

[01:03:50] Wrong you are gay and wrong

[01:03:53] Yeah, it's like one of those like laser grits

[01:04:04] It's like you have to get to the diamond you have to admit that you're gay

[01:04:13] Don't jeopardize this that's another thing you have to tell the truth. Let's write that down

[01:04:17] That's going in with the thing of this ass. Yeah, the bomb

[01:04:26] Bombing my ass if to put a six inch diameter disc into his ass without touching the sides or it'll

[01:04:34] Like I got this. Oh, all right. Well, that's enough for today. Bye