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[00:00:02] another episode back in the saddle

[00:00:05] pre-recorded episodes you know I was thinking about vacation

[00:00:09] the other day

[00:00:11] is how much one of Succoman's penis?

[00:00:13] no I'm both Gaston and Beast and Adam you're that

[00:00:16] faggot candle and stop you're that gas clock

[00:00:19] no I'm definitely Gaston

[00:00:21] I'm Gaston and Beast

[00:00:23] no way dude

[00:00:25] you're not trying to figure out who is who

[00:00:27] you're the beast because you need a woman to save you

[00:00:29] I'm Gaston because I represent both the yin and yang

[00:00:32] masculinity

[00:00:34] yeah you're the old dad

[00:00:36] no you're the clock and stop is the clock and you're that candle

[00:00:39] I'm Gaston when he changes ways

[00:00:41] no no no real life is his way man way off

[00:00:44] you're way off

[00:00:45] you're absolutely that clock

[00:00:47] I'm Gaston if Gaston fucks Bell in the movie

[00:00:49] no you're gastric bypass surgery

[00:00:51] alright that's very good

[00:00:53] fine I am the clock that was very good

[00:00:58] you got a pun out of it

[00:01:00] Adam admit you're the candle

[00:01:02] I'm saying I'm the candle I'm French

[00:01:04] I have a more continental effect of un-thing

[00:01:07] Lumière

[00:01:08] yeah you're in the mens' asses

[00:01:10] Lumière fucked in that like you know

[00:01:12] a cuckolding people who stay at the hostel

[00:01:15] absolute

[00:01:16] that is the way Adam fucks too

[00:01:18] just a slimy leech

[00:01:19] surreptitiously

[00:01:20] yeah a little thin-ass mustache

[00:01:22] that's not true it's through charm

[00:01:24] and

[00:01:25] look at that fucking finding

[00:01:27] wrong bitch

[00:01:28] I'm cute and charming

[00:01:30] your gay

[00:01:32] and ugly

[00:01:33] another thing I was thinking about the other day is

[00:01:35] someone's trying to tell me about

[00:01:37] someone was pandering to me and saying that they listened to the show and you know they don't

[00:01:43] they just saw some like YouTube clip

[00:01:45] yeah you're talking about

[00:01:46] oh yeah you know you're talking about

[00:01:48] how R2D2 is gay

[00:01:51] and I'm like I don't remember that but sure

[00:01:53] yeah of course I have no and then some

[00:01:55] I've erected them and they said no it's

[00:01:57] how C3PO is gay oh yeah we've talked about that many times

[00:02:01] but I was laughing imagining like

[00:02:03] what if they redid Star Wars

[00:02:05] but C3PO is the normal

[00:02:07] or the straight one

[00:02:09] and then R2D2 is the gay one

[00:02:11] so they're like we got to destroy the Death Star

[00:02:15] and he comes in he's like

[00:02:17] like

[00:02:21] yeah right

[00:02:23] yeah that kind of show

[00:02:25] dude you're like Michael

[00:02:27] what's his name the police academy

[00:02:29] yeah yeah

[00:02:30] Michael Winslow

[00:02:32] get the fuck out of my fucking

[00:02:33] no no relations

[00:02:35] by the way to

[00:02:36] Michael Jackson

[00:02:37] which a lot of people confuse

[00:02:39] they think they're the way to

[00:02:41] I thought a lot of people think

[00:02:44] Winslow from

[00:02:46] from Family Matters

[00:02:48] oh wow I never considered that

[00:02:50] yep you really didn't

[00:02:52] no I'm kidding

[00:02:53] I saw

[00:02:54] I saw it

[00:02:56] I was in Coronado

[00:02:58] in San Diego

[00:02:59] and I saw the

[00:03:00] USS Carl Vinson

[00:03:02] which I call the Carl

[00:03:03] Winslow and no one laughed at that

[00:03:05] damn that's how you know you weren't with the fuck

[00:03:07] yeah you need to be with the boys for that one

[00:03:09] Carl Winslow's that's really

[00:03:10] keep all the Navy seals there

[00:03:12] really?

[00:03:13] yeah did you go in and

[00:03:14] fight them and beat them up?

[00:03:15] I mean of course

[00:03:17] people kept confusing me for Chris Kyle

[00:03:20] he is risen

[00:03:22] surely he is risen

[00:03:24] Chris is that you?

[00:03:26] are you sniping right now?

[00:03:29] he's up in heaven

[00:03:31] sniping sniping Muslims in hell

[00:03:33] the furthest distance away from hell

[00:03:36] he's Chris Kyle's head

[00:03:39] shooting them all the way from

[00:03:41] heaven down to hell

[00:03:43] we're all the Muslims

[00:03:45] sending them to extra hell

[00:03:47] setting records

[00:03:49] double Muslim hell

[00:03:51] hell yeah dude

[00:03:53] SD your boy was out in New Orleans

[00:03:55] I was out there getting

[00:03:57] you know

[00:03:58] living the life dude

[00:04:00] a little luxury

[00:04:01] I had the best fried chicken in my damn life

[00:04:03] at that gas station?

[00:04:04] no it's better than

[00:04:05] it's better than

[00:04:06] it's better than

[00:04:07] that gas station has such good food

[00:04:09] oh my god I got a fucking

[00:04:10] I got fried fish

[00:04:11] a fucking and it's cheap

[00:04:13] it's fucking two pieces of fish for fifty cents

[00:04:15] man New Orleans is the best city in the U.S.

[00:04:17] I love it

[00:04:18] we should retire there

[00:04:19] yeah we should have a fucking

[00:04:20] we should do we should do like a residency dude

[00:04:22] just a week in the U.S.

[00:04:23] it's not fucking cheap

[00:04:24] you think it would be cheaper than it is

[00:04:26] it can't you

[00:04:27] there's parts that are cheap as shit though

[00:04:29] I don't know I remember when I was living in Austin

[00:04:31] I was like talking to people who live in New Orleans

[00:04:33] they were telling me what rents were

[00:04:35] and I was like oh Jesus that's like

[00:04:37] it's like East Coast prices

[00:04:39] I don't know the rents

[00:04:40] was that the fucking arena?

[00:04:41] it's like comparable to like Philly

[00:04:42] the fried chicken was cheap baby

[00:04:44] Philly is pretty cheap

[00:04:45] that's how well he made

[00:04:46] it's really cheaper in East Coast city

[00:04:47] but I mean Philly is still expensive

[00:04:49] yeah compared to Baltimore

[00:04:51] it's so much even even then

[00:04:53] I mean like if you want to live in like Charles Village

[00:04:55] and like a you know

[00:04:57] and like a nicer house or whatever

[00:04:59] I mean it's still going to be expensive

[00:05:01] Nah you can figure it out

[00:05:03] well let's put it this way

[00:05:05] you're not going to have an entire apartment for six hundred dollars

[00:05:07] which is something you could do in Austin

[00:05:09] like what a one bedroom

[00:05:11] I had a one

[00:05:12] really?

[00:05:13] yeah George had a in Baltimore

[00:05:14] yeah he has a one bedroom

[00:05:16] for like 700 or something

[00:05:17] I was paying 250 for my room

[00:05:19] Jesus Christ

[00:05:20] I was paying 300 in Baltimore

[00:05:21] yeah yeah

[00:05:22] shit rules dude

[00:05:23] but yeah and you were on these fucking rocks

[00:05:24] a whole apartment with a lease

[00:05:26] for 600 a month?

[00:05:27] yeah

[00:05:28] I mean this is nice

[00:05:29] I don't know man

[00:05:30] there was

[00:05:31] my old roommate

[00:05:32] she had a one bedroom in Highland Park

[00:05:34] which is like a shit hole

[00:05:36] you know

[00:05:37] and she was paying 750

[00:05:39] dog his is 800 in Charles Village

[00:05:41] yeah that's 800

[00:05:42] but I mean yeah he's just really nice

[00:05:44] you know like

[00:05:45] but yeah dude

[00:05:47] you're on this fucking rocks

[00:05:48] well her apartment was actually nice

[00:05:49] it was just like

[00:05:50] in a shitty spot

[00:05:51] yeah yeah

[00:05:52] there's a lot of that in Baltimore

[00:05:54] there's a lot of beautiful ass out

[00:05:55] like all that shit in a

[00:05:56] like by the park

[00:05:57] by Druid Hill Park

[00:05:58] those beautiful big ass ornate house

[00:06:00] they're like the brownstones here

[00:06:02] it just doesn't get gentrified

[00:06:03] because none of the people are white

[00:06:05] like that's why

[00:06:06] there's a one

[00:06:07] that one street by

[00:06:09] like just west of

[00:06:10] of Druid Hill Park

[00:06:11] yeah

[00:06:12] that's like six story

[00:06:13] yes like

[00:06:15] with the same like the

[00:06:16] Charles Village colors

[00:06:17] yes

[00:06:18] but half of them are like fire damage

[00:06:20] yeah they're fucked up

[00:06:21] yeah I

[00:06:22] I think they're on

[00:06:23] I think they're owned by

[00:06:24] like historical system

[00:06:25] really?

[00:06:26] yeah it was awesome

[00:06:27] is that where they were dropping the bodies

[00:06:28] in season for the wire?

[00:06:30] no no no

[00:06:31] further back than that

[00:06:32] that's West B

[00:06:33] that is West Baltimore

[00:06:34] is the beginning of West Baltimore

[00:06:35] yeah

[00:06:37] but yeah those are some

[00:06:38] fucking beautiful ass house

[00:06:39] you ever see the movie

[00:06:40] it's the

[00:06:42] Liberty Heights

[00:06:44] no

[00:06:45] it's part of

[00:06:47] the guy who did Diner

[00:06:49] yeah yeah yeah yeah

[00:06:50] Diner

[00:06:51] that's the only one

[00:06:52] I haven't seen

[00:06:53] yeah it's good

[00:06:54] yeah so I want to

[00:06:55] came out but

[00:06:56] maybe I have

[00:06:57] that's the one where it's like

[00:06:58] the Jewish little kid

[00:06:59] and the black girl

[00:07:00] I think it's all like

[00:07:01] shot around like

[00:07:02] Mondame and

[00:07:03] all that stuff

[00:07:05] at least that's where it takes place

[00:07:06] yeah Mondame

[00:07:07] Mondame has got a

[00:07:08] facelift so he's been there recently

[00:07:09] it's looking good dude

[00:07:11] got the damn target

[00:07:13] 17

[00:07:14] shoe stores

[00:07:15] you want to go shopping

[00:07:17] for shoes go to

[00:07:18] Mondame and baby

[00:07:19] it looks like a

[00:07:21] nice sanitized ass fucking

[00:07:22] mall

[00:07:23] they got a

[00:07:24] marshals

[00:07:25] they got a

[00:07:26] marshals

[00:07:27] that's a cool thing

[00:07:28] about Los Angeles

[00:07:29] is that there's

[00:07:30] malls that

[00:07:31] invented like the

[00:07:33] valley girl accent

[00:07:34] was just dumb bitches

[00:07:35] cruise the mall

[00:07:36] shoes or whatever

[00:07:37] being Armenian

[00:07:38] yeah

[00:07:39] going around like

[00:07:40] like why did I

[00:07:41] not I'm a fucking

[00:07:42] piece of shit

[00:07:43] where's my fucking

[00:07:45] shit

[00:07:47] is it fuck you

[00:07:48] listen to me you fuck

[00:07:50] and then

[00:07:51] people are like we should

[00:07:52] all talk this way

[00:07:53] yes everyone should say

[00:07:55] I say I say people are

[00:07:57] like

[00:07:58] yeah you know I throw

[00:07:59] like everywhere

[00:08:00] just say

[00:08:01] and then people say

[00:08:02] I used to say

[00:08:03] and then they go

[00:08:04] I'll say

[00:08:05] and then they go

[00:08:06] everyone's going to

[00:08:07] happen to go

[00:08:08] it was great

[00:08:09] I think go still

[00:08:10] in the mix

[00:08:11] yeah we got to take

[00:08:12] the language back

[00:08:13] from I think you know

[00:08:14] what I think

[00:08:15] that's honestly

[00:08:16] a Gabby McInnes thing

[00:08:17] what he's that he

[00:08:18] doesn't say

[00:08:19] like really

[00:08:20] really

[00:08:21] that sucks

[00:08:22] yeah I

[00:08:23] like to get

[00:08:24] my dick sucked

[00:08:25] yeah how about

[00:08:26] that that's

[00:08:27] pretty cool

[00:08:28] I use

[00:08:29] it is like

[00:08:30] you're

[00:08:31] supposed to pull

[00:08:32] your penis

[00:08:33] through the zipper hole

[00:08:34] that's why

[00:08:35] you're not supposed to

[00:08:36] unbut your pants

[00:08:37] there's a hole there

[00:08:38] for a reason

[00:08:39] anyone ever done that

[00:08:40] in the

[00:08:41] in the

[00:08:42] I've tried

[00:08:43] I tried doing

[00:08:43] any time

[00:08:44] I'm wearing a suit

[00:08:45] I tried doing it

[00:08:46] you're fucking

[00:08:47] I end up

[00:08:48] like ripping everything

[00:08:49] fuck all the clothes

[00:08:50] through the

[00:08:51] hole

[00:08:52] and it's a nightmare

[00:08:53] brutal you

[00:08:54] get team the bottom

[00:08:55] of your car

[00:08:56] I end up

[00:08:57] just pulling my pants

[00:08:58] into the

[00:09:00] he could be

[00:09:01] the president

[00:09:02] of the retarded

[00:09:03] yeah

[00:09:04] is there one

[00:09:05] that they make

[00:09:06] yeah

[00:09:07] there is

[00:09:08] whatever you say

[00:09:09] yes

[00:09:10] that one hundred

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[00:09:12] exist

[00:09:13] the president

[00:09:14] Johnny

[00:09:15] not hard

[00:09:16] is

[00:09:17] giant

[00:09:18] actually

[00:09:18] one

[00:09:19] of those

[00:09:20] like

[00:09:21] blue brown

[00:09:22] fucking

[00:09:22] checkered suits

[00:09:23] he was

[00:09:24] he he did

[00:09:25] it's a

[00:09:26] get into

[00:09:27] the

[00:09:28] the south park

[00:09:29] episode

[00:09:30] where carbon

[00:09:31] pretends to be retarded

[00:09:32] yes

[00:09:33] that's like

[00:09:34] one of the best

[00:09:35] and he still loses

[00:09:36] yeah

[00:09:37] but that

[00:09:38] fucking montage

[00:09:39] they do

[00:09:40] unbelievable

[00:09:41] with the

[00:09:42] scarface

[00:09:43] yes

[00:09:44] push it to the limit

[00:09:45] yeah

[00:09:46] he's

[00:09:47] cutting his

[00:09:48] hair

[00:09:49] on

[00:09:49] front

[00:09:50] to sing

[00:09:51] being retarded

[00:09:52] do you think

[00:09:53] we could

[00:09:54] win the

[00:09:55] special

[00:09:55] i don't you

[00:09:57] i think that they

[00:09:58] should call the

[00:09:59] regular olympics

[00:10:00] the special olympics

[00:10:01] and then the retarded

[00:10:02] one the olympics

[00:10:03] yeah

[00:10:04] yeah

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[00:10:52] You know we're losing life. You're kind of going crazy

[00:10:54] It was like the first week that I didn't have a job where I didn't have to be calm town stuff

[00:10:58] Dude, no joke. I start itching when it's like three or four days. Yeah, I want to talk calm, dude

[00:11:04] Yeah, I know he's hang with my boys. I changed my look this week. Do you did? Yeah, you look exactly the same?

[00:11:10] I don't know I you don't notice anything. Do you see glasses? No, I got the same glasses

[00:11:15] Did you get a tattoo or something? I didn't get a tattoo. You didn't change anything. Oh, oh, you're doing a bit

[00:11:21] You're growing out your mustache. No, how much growth said really this like three days

[00:11:27] But wait you guys literally can't Nick you can't see

[00:11:30] What are you talking about you don't see it? No, just do the bit. It's not a bit dude

[00:11:35] You really did something dark in here. I can't see it is pretty dark. My vision's been getting worse. Are you?

[00:11:40] Are you hair? I'm gonna stand I'm gonna turn lights on and you'll see okay?

[00:11:44] No, don't don't touch my light switches. Are you joking for real? No?

[00:11:48] You're joking don't get up any part of the electrical can't tell right now. What's different about my look?

[00:11:54] Is the shirt? No, it's not the shirt. What what the fuck just say it?

[00:11:59] Can't help shut up man. This is gonna be so stupid. Yeah, it's not stupid

[00:12:05] It's not it's not gonna. What is it? Just say what it is just look there's nothing different about you motherfucker

[00:12:11] Oh my god, he fucking pierced his ear

[00:12:27] You got a little round bearing on this shit

[00:12:35] Did you get a stupid tattoo or something?

[00:12:37] No

[00:12:39] I changed my body shit. Do you know I don't do look like Harrison for you do you look stupid as shit?

[00:12:46] You look like Harris and for this fucking Calista flock heart the worst version of this man

[00:12:51] There we go the worst version of Harrison

[00:12:53] All right, I'm gonna sit back that but you don't you don't like it dude. That's a dumb little ass earring

[00:12:57] Dude, I think it's cool. It looks like they came out a fucking vending machine at the grocery store

[00:13:02] No, I am a year of purest when I was in second grade. I got my fucking left earpiece

[00:13:06] I was so bad at what kind of was a little circle guy

[00:13:10] I got infected immediately because I didn't take care of it. So it did Pearson take care of mine

[00:13:15] But for a week and a half, but what was it? It was like a little like Ruby I think

[00:13:21] Little fat ass bull cut you yeah, no, I think I had a crew cut at the time. Oh

[00:13:27] Twins bum equipment

[00:13:30] Chalk tailors. Yeah, I was a cool

[00:13:32] Dude second grade

[00:13:35] Dude, yeah, so that's basically me at 30 you look fucking stupid. I don't look stupid

[00:13:39] You know what I was thinking about doing for real is getting a gold tooth

[00:13:42] Yeah, my cap my front gold because it's fucked. I got that $80 root canal

[00:13:47] It's just some random dentist who filled it up and it doesn't look it looks horrible

[00:13:51] Yeah, so I'm thinking why not get fronts on my front right tooth

[00:13:56] You know get a gold tooth start worrying change. I've been thinking about getting changed for a couple a couple of weeks now

[00:14:01] I'm gonna use a razor blade to cut scars into my eyebrows

[00:14:04] There we go, but I'm gonna pace pay some on thousands of dollars to do it rather than just do it myself

[00:14:10] Do people do that? Yeah? Yeah like D'Angelo Russell. That's like a cool little thing

[00:14:18] I think Jordan had a hoop earring. Yeah, yeah, so Jordan can't hoop earring. Yeah, yeah, you should get the long dangly one like sin bad

[00:14:27] Oh, yeah, when I get to change it out. I'm gonna go all different types of stuff what they went ring first instead of stud

[00:14:33] No, I asked for the ring of course. He did. Yeah, I thought you had to get like a stud and told it

[00:14:39] Yeah, well, that's what the Japanese man at the first place

[00:14:42] I went to said and then I went to another place and they're like we don't give a fuck

[00:14:45] Yeah, so you're gonna fuck your ear up. Maybe I don't you get your ear for sure because I was going crazy

[00:14:51] Not a hundred percent. He was what happened. He was at the beach of the fucking girl and she was like you should piece your ear and he was like

[00:14:56] I'll do it

[00:14:57] No giggled and then they fucking kissed I did it before we said to be stupid

[00:15:02] But you did it because of a girl. Yeah, you look like a fucking idiot. I'm getting that

[00:15:05] I don't know what the vibe that you did of Mickey Mouse with the sunglasses throw on the dice a hundred percent

[00:15:10] Yes, it was an impulsive decision. Yes with a girl not with a girl lying. You're lying

[00:15:15] I was not there once I can put those 35s back on the preacher curl bar and I get my guns. Oh, yes

[00:15:20] My bitch are you gonna get tattoo this one? I'm getting that Mickey Mouse shirt on the dice. I gotta inflate my buys

[00:15:27] There's too narrow right now. Oh, you're looking good, bro. I dude. I'm fucking your arms look when you flex though

[00:15:33] Yeah, that's pretty big arms. That's a big armboy right there, bro. Nice arms skip. Do you see skips arms? Yeah?

[00:15:40] I see mud flaps

[00:15:42] Dick mouth. What are you sweet sweet talk a little ass white ass wide hole. That's what you were wide hole

[00:15:51] All right, I'll take it

[00:15:54] Candy lips

[00:15:56] You get your asshole peers. Yeah, how do you do that impress a man?

[00:16:01] Perfect, but then you can't have sex nice to put it. There's a sneaking through the middle. Yeah, well you can have sex

[00:16:07] But then you become permanently attached

[00:16:09] That's kind of romantic. I saw Muslims do it really

[00:16:16] You know what I saw at in New Orleans

[00:16:18] I saw one night to kind of wind down was spawn that movie sucks so hard. Oh, yeah the movie

[00:16:27] Is so

[00:16:30] Dude John Leguizamo

[00:16:32] So yeah, I'd suit looking but you know what that's a good performance by John Leguizamo the rest of the the movie around

[00:16:39] John Leguizamo fucking sucks, but John Leguizamo is the violator. That's like a good role. I suppose

[00:16:46] Such a shitty movie. Yeah, I love John Leguizamo

[00:16:51] He was great John Wick. I thought to myself, you know who doesn't get enough credit John Leguizamo Ouija from the Super Mario

[00:16:58] Dude the ghetto clown is like the pest in like second grade. I used to think that movie was so hilarious

[00:17:05] I only saw the pretty in first grade the other kids call me fire holes

[00:17:10] Yo, every scene where he's taking a shower and farting used to be like my favorite thing. I never saw it. Yeah. Yeah

[00:17:18] Dude, how bad was the fucking CGI in that movie? It was

[00:17:21] Unspondable dude. Yeah, well this the HBO's spawn series

[00:17:27] Is just like the comics like like Todd McFarland had more

[00:17:31] Involvement in it, I guess

[00:17:32] The episodes start off with an introduction by Todd McFarland who is just some nerd that draws comics

[00:17:39] Oh, well, but he's got this like

[00:17:42] He kind of you know, he's got like slick back hair. He kind of looks like that

[00:17:46] uh, Dean Winters is that the guy the Ryan from

[00:17:53] Oz the brothers and Oz. Yeah, I don't know that guy. I don't know his name

[00:17:57] Yeah, I can't remember but yeah, he kind of looks like him, but they start off and it like it's a it

[00:18:04] Like zooms in on him while he's sitting in his fucking like, you know, twisted

[00:18:08] Yeah, yeah, yeah drawing factory turns around he's like

[00:18:11] You're you're you die and you're about to go to hell news flash somebody offers you another chance of life

[00:18:17] Do you take it no time to answer you got it make a decision one way or the other?

[00:18:22] That's what happened to a guy named spawn. I'm Todd McFarland

[00:18:26] Listen, I'm the creator of spawn

[00:18:29] They just like couldn't didn't have a better take than that. That's incredible. And it's fucking hilarious

[00:18:35] That's the one they use they do it every time. I mean I remember watching the series and not seeing that intro

[00:18:42] I think maybe like the rip I had just they cut that out right because it's like such a low point

[00:18:48] Yeah, yeah, but it's very funny. Is the series good?

[00:18:52] I don't really give a shit. Yeah, I read spawn as a kid. There was the only comic I ever read

[00:18:57] Mm-hmm. It's just scary for me. There was a TV show on Fox too, right? I don't know maybe it was spooky

[00:19:03] You think of the tick no there might have been a kids version of spawn. I don't think it was a kids version

[00:19:09] No, I thought I think it was like a like X this in the lineup with the X files was there maybe I'm wrong

[00:19:16] Well the HBO version was the one

[00:19:20] The anyhow fuck it. It doesn't matter

[00:19:23] That was the only comic I read so I tried rereading it again as an adult a couple years ago

[00:19:28] I like just downloaded it and it's really stupid. Yeah

[00:19:35] The plot of the movie made no fucking sense Satan like needed a soul a soldier for his army or yeah

[00:19:42] Satan is like

[00:19:44] He's he's got an army's gonna wage war against God or what isn't the clowns you so so

[00:19:50] What's the well the clown is a demon? Mm-hmm. So the clown is like a general or whatever right in you know

[00:19:57] Satan's army, but I guess they need souls or whatever reason the demon is not a soul make any sense so

[00:20:03] Satan gives

[00:20:05] Al Simmons the power to like come back to earth as long as he agrees to be a part of his like army or whatever

[00:20:12] But anytime he uses his powers and he like loses some of them and he gets closer to being sent back to hell

[00:20:17] Oh, that's like his life sucks. Did you get the fuck you got like I got cucked?

[00:20:22] What he gets back to earth in the comic books the first thing that happens is he gets back to earth and

[00:20:28] He sees that his wife is fucking his best friend. Oh, yeah, that's what happened in the fucking movie

[00:20:33] Yeah, and they have a kid and like

[00:20:37] She couldn't get pregnant while he was alive and he finds out like as a dead person that is like sperm was fucked up

[00:20:43] Oh, and so this other guy nutted in his wife

[00:20:45] What created like oh my god mixed race, baby. No, yeah mixed race

[00:20:55] Yeah, that's why I went to hell because his death allowed for those creation of a

[00:21:00] Spongest part of that like you know performative like identity bullshit in the 90s where it's like yeah

[00:21:07] He's a hero and he's black. Yeah with it. It's right. Oh, not really

[00:21:13] well

[00:21:15] You better not yeah, I just know I have no problem. I don't like I think it's kind of nobody cares time

[00:21:22] Was he a black guy Todd McFarlane no he's a white guy

[00:21:26] Michael Jai white played him though. That was and that guy fucking rules

[00:21:29] I'm so sad for him because it feels like that movie was such a piece of shit. It fucked his career up

[00:21:34] Yeah, probably because he's so good. He is great. He's so fucking good a carol

[00:21:38] You ever see that dynamite was so fucking you ever see that video of him teaching Kimbo slice out of punch. Yes

[00:21:43] Yeah, yeah, that fucking rules and then that's how

[00:21:47] Remember you tested Michael Jai white. Hmm. He fucked him up. What was he in Michael Jai white?

[00:21:52] He had a little run there for a little aim is short for vagina

[00:22:00] White

[00:22:03] Dude I'm gonna tell him you said that he's gonna fuck you up. No, he's not first of all everyone knows that I

[00:22:08] I'll compliment other martial artists, but I mean I'm being magnanimous

[00:22:15] We all know

[00:22:18] Dude, I don't know man. Were you ever in jakty classes jacked fro karate guy

[00:22:23] I did I went to kung fu one time maybe once or twice. Yeah, that's it kung fu

[00:22:29] Yeah, I went to Taekwondo. I got my little two yellow stripes on the white belt. I was like fuck this shit

[00:22:35] Well, you know, that'd be like nothing. Huh, that's not even a yellow belt. I know I know

[00:22:40] Pay just piss your pants a little bit. No, I did a fucking cool job. I did a cool chop

[00:22:47] Mm-hmm a beginner's level chop. Yeah, and I got a little yellow stripe

[00:22:50] I was white bloat and then I killed a sensei Daryl. So they had the black belt. No, they just they had to kick me out

[00:22:57] Oh, there was no more sensei so they couldn't do they couldn't have a school anymore

[00:23:01] Yeah, I cracked the I cracked the fucking board so hard

[00:23:03] Um

[00:23:07] Yeah, dude, it doesn't matter how it breaks

[00:23:11] You have to break wood to get yellow belt and that's why I got kicked out

[00:23:14] I was like technically I did it breaking all the chairs

[00:23:17] Don't sit on this bricks. We need

[00:23:24] Yeah, dude, that's a Taekwondo maneuver honestly, I'm start my own shit, dude. That is sumo

[00:23:29] That's like you be a sumo guy that was that was so funny. There was this like check guy like I don't know eight years ago or whatever

[00:23:37] who

[00:23:38] Like got into sumo, but he was like in shape. Mm-hmm. They just went over and like dominated just beat all the fat

[00:23:44] Yeah, he was just good at like, you know throwing them. Yeah, yeah, and yeah

[00:23:48] We just beat all those fat guys and he like didn't look bad in the diaper. What's his name?

[00:23:52] I'm gonna avenge my fat brothers. I don't know

[00:23:55] We're shit check name. So there's a Hawaiian guy that was like beasting

[00:23:59] But he was super fat, but that's all of sumo is all like some Owens

[00:24:03] Joe and fat Japanese. Yeah, that was the hack thing as a child was everyone's like, yeah

[00:24:10] What are you fucking sue? What do you do sumo? Yeah?

[00:24:14] Yeah, yeah, yeah, everyone called yoga Zuna and then everyone everyone when you said you played soccer

[00:24:19] They're like

[00:24:21] Remember the the wrestling guy yoga Zuna. Yeah, of course. So I thought live I thought that yoga

[00:24:27] I thought that yoga's yoga Zuna was a guy and I thought he the wrestling guy was yoga Zuna

[00:24:33] I know I know so in sumo. I thought that as well. That's exactly what they thought

[00:24:39] That's what they wanted done

[00:24:41] Every kid was like dude this guy beats everyone in Japan and then he comes and fucking body slams

[00:24:46] Remember that famous clip of he's fighting Brett Hart Brett the hitman Hart and the whole audience

[00:24:53] He's a Hawaiian guy yoga Zuna and the whole audience

[00:24:56] He's the bad guy in the storyline. So they start route they start chanting USA USA, but Brett Hart was Canadian

[00:25:02] That's whole way. Yeah, it's a really heavy and the Japanese guys

[00:25:06] But he the Japanese guys actually America. Yeah, he's he's like in that family with the rock and like I kind of I just I want that

[00:25:13] You guy everyone hates I want there to be a clip as good as the one of John Cena announcing the death of Osama bin Laden

[00:25:24] He just he has no shirt on

[00:25:28] I'm pleased to announce that we have compromised to a permanent end

[00:25:35] The terror Osama bin Laden god I've never seen that dude. Oh, it's incredible. Oh, it's the funniest shit. Oh my god

[00:25:42] He's like I thought when I step into this ring

[00:25:45] I present hard work and determination and with some bullshit and that is a credo

[00:25:50] I've adopted from the men and women of the services of armed combat uniform services

[00:25:59] Hell yeah, dude. Yeah, well, but it's just we've compromised to a permanent end

[00:26:03] Because technically he's like the most American because he played a Marine in the movie. Yeah. Yeah, what was that?

[00:26:10] We called the Marine the Marine

[00:26:12] I saw that in theaters. You did yeah. Yeah, I saw in theaters. Yeah, we talked about this

[00:26:17] Are we probably I saw you go sooner?

[00:26:18] I saw you go to Zuna in Vegas when I was a little kid my friend Max's uncle took us to a

[00:26:25] Pay-per-view event called toward America and the whole time. Yeah, we were like that was pay-per-view

[00:26:30] Yeah, yeah, we're in like third grade and it was like I think at the MGM Grand

[00:26:36] I don't remember but the whole time Max told me that he taped real sex HBO real sex

[00:26:42] And we're gonna have a sleepover and watch it. Oh, yeah

[00:26:44] I got back to his house and so we're just like waiting

[00:26:47] So you didn't give a fuck at all. We're like waiting for no nose tight, dude

[00:26:50] I saw I saw Brett Hart. I saw Yoko Zuna

[00:26:53] I saw they were like a bunch of I went to an auto show when I was five and I met two of the American gladiators

[00:26:59] That's pretty tight and I got signed pictures of them. I was never allowed to watch American gladiators

[00:27:05] Yeah, I didn't watch it either, but I was like I'm at the American Gladiators showing them off

[00:27:09] I think I already told you I saw the Hardy boys and Trish not Trish strategy Terry Reynolds

[00:27:15] One of them at a fucking mall at a mall eight-point mall

[00:27:19] I think I already talked about though. Yeah, but you talk about real sex. I got caught beating off in college to real sex

[00:27:24] In class

[00:27:28] Yeah, headed on the projector. You were just so fat that you could beat off of that

[00:27:32] Knowing where your arms are really was fat. Do you have a little video thumbs?

[00:27:37] No, I saw a video dude of myself. I'm gonna fucking find and post that shit. I truly was fat as hell

[00:27:43] Oh, yeah, it was a college. Yeah, and like when me and Nick first met like you you also knew

[00:27:48] Yeah, yeah, and my head I just didn't even think I mean the I got fat as hell dude

[00:27:53] I was round as yeah, yeah, it would like you probably could have rolled me like any direction

[00:27:59] No, you didn't have knees

[00:28:01] Larry it was a tough look. I cannot believe my fucking college girlfriend stayed with me that long dude. I was fat as hell

[00:28:07] Yeah, yes, you're just cute. What a dumb bitch. Yeah. She's a really nice person. No, I mean for staying with you

[00:28:13] I know she's a nice person. No, I don't know. I'm a freaking idiot. What a fucking war. I had other stuff off

[00:28:18] What a stupid

[00:28:20] Imagine you have to wait no, you don't fuck up

[00:28:25] You're saying right is a whore and I didn't say the whore word at all

[00:28:31] I'm sorry. I'm saying she's a very good person. I was just trying to be boys. Yeah

[00:28:36] Is she a rose before that dumb bitch? No, no, no, I have no I have no ill

[00:28:41] What was her last name? I'm not saying it at all what a cunt

[00:28:45] I'll say your last name. You know why people can't find her. It was it was kuntalini. She was Italian

[00:28:51] Do you did she have a new boyfriend now? Mm-hmm? Is he in shaper? Is he a big boy? No?

[00:28:57] He's actually a big boy. Oh, so she's a fetishist. I don't think so. I think she's a little left-atly fuck fat

[00:29:03] But she's a chug chaser. Maybe she is

[00:29:07] But hey man, even at my fattest I was getting a real

[00:29:10] You know, I was a fucking getting out. That's that new Orleans. Yeah, dude. I got that crawl

[00:29:15] I got those craw dads up in my system. I'm gonna eat your awesome crawl day is up in that

[00:29:20] Hey, I'm gonna put little ass lapses in your pussy girl. How about our clothes, Ma's? I just talked to the pussy

[00:29:28] We yeah, man fuck fuck first of all the fuck crawfish crawfish can suck my

[00:29:33] You know, I was telling somebody they're literally shit the problem is is that they're so red. They look like they're gonna be better

[00:29:40] Than they are. Yeah, they look delicious and then they just get whatever well

[00:29:43] They're so little yeah crack that shit open is barely any fuck. It's the Adam's dick of meat

[00:29:48] Yeah, very little Adam's dick is made out of vegetables very little and taste bad tofu ass

[00:29:55] My man got a little tofu dick. Honestly. I had a vegan sausage like a week ago

[00:29:59] It was really good. Yeah, I had one. It was really good. It's better than veggie chariot. Yeah, it is

[00:30:06] I don't know what the fuck they do man. It was made of like potatoes and shit was tasty. Yeah

[00:30:12] Yeah, fuck craw dads. I'm trying to go get crabs boys. We gotta throw that on the

[00:30:16] You a po boy action. Yeah, I did I had a fucking fat ass shrimp and love po boy. Oh, you didn't get a oyster on there?

[00:30:24] No, I like it with the oyster. I love a fried oyster, but a po boy is better with shrimp and catfish

[00:30:30] You mean in my opinion. Yeah catfish sucks always catfish is never good. It's the bottom of it. I believe that's so false

[00:30:37] It's a shit eater. It's literally the worst fucking fish. You put it in a nice little fucking batter

[00:30:42] It's not just fry a better fish. No one does that's not an option. You know

[00:30:48] It's right catfish at tilapia. I was about to say tilapia sucks too. Tilapia is worse than catfish

[00:30:53] Tilapia is like the flopia sucks. Tilapia sucks, but it's better than catfish

[00:30:57] Tilapia is like that. I just graduated college and I'm gonna start eating fish and stuff. Yeah, it's like that

[00:31:03] How'd even mean yeah, it's like the I'm I'm an adult now. I'm gonna eat fish with the fucker

[00:31:07] You talk it's a piece of shit try and eat healthy. No, you know what? Yeah, this is something you did

[00:31:12] No, you got into tilapia last year. No, I reluctantly have to agree with Adam here

[00:31:18] I know what he's talking about all my dumbass friends from college when they fuck it

[00:31:22] Yeah, when you try to step it up by like the second best version of my go for sure. Yeah, okay

[00:31:28] All right, so you still have a futon as a couch. Yeah, you know salmon number one salmon's up top better than every

[00:31:34] No, sea bass number one and me

[00:31:37] Trout after Chilean sea bass number one. No

[00:31:40] Black cod incredible. No, these are like those are fancy fishes. I'm talking about shit

[00:31:45] You just get it you just get it the grocery so I go for Sam yourself. Yeah, of course

[00:31:51] Salmon trout broil that bitch. That's great. And trout's good

[00:31:54] And then and then probably Mahi Mahi then tilapia then catfish. What about flounder flounders in between?

[00:32:01] The last three I mentioned and I would agree with that. I had a real big flounder phase as a child

[00:32:06] I was eating like I demanded a fried flounder like for every day. I needed it for like four months of my life

[00:32:15] Mom I demand I must have flounder. I must have a flounder filet

[00:32:21] It was fried, but you know what got me off it when my mom tricked me by

[00:32:27] hospitalized

[00:32:29] Childhood diabetes in patient hypertension at seven years old

[00:32:34] Dialysis

[00:32:38] No, my mom told me the fucking little fish from little mermaid was a flounder

[00:32:42] Yeah, and I fucked with that boy. That was my guy. What do you mean your mom told you his name was flounder?

[00:32:47] His name was flounder. I don't know she made it clear to me. You know

[00:32:51] Missed it. What do you want from me? I'm just I'm telling you she she was tired of me eating flounders

[00:32:56] So she like really made me feel bad about eating my friend flounder who I loved. I don't really fuck

[00:33:01] She was the chubby fuck with swordfish swordfish is alright. I don't really fucking the stakes can be okay, too

[00:33:06] Yeah, well, yeah, yeah tuna actually is up there with Sam and for me. Yeah, it's a good to mistake is real good

[00:33:11] To mistake is amazed. It's under salmon though

[00:33:15] Tuna is my my is tuna. Is it yeah, I believe no, it's white tuna is like a pink fish

[00:33:21] Oh fuck you guys have a white tuna you never you motherfuckers ever fuck with orange roughing

[00:33:26] What's the white tuna is that albacore albacore? Yeah, you guys are my my not a tuna. No, it's not

[00:33:32] Have you ever had an orange roughy? Yeah?

[00:33:36] Should as good as hell do you know it's good, but it's very apparently we're overfishing them

[00:33:40] They look ugly as shit and it takes them like 30 years to fuck I can't wait to just reach Japanese people

[00:33:46] There's no Japanese people eat all the fish and we just get to or you know what Koreans first

[00:33:52] That's the solution

[00:33:54] That would not be how badass would be if if Kim Jong-un starts

[00:34:01] You know testing more nukes and instead of nuking him like he expects

[00:34:05] We just start fucking eating Korean people that would okay. I see what you're saying

[00:34:10] That's that's what if Korean people were the most delicious a new type of war for intensely against that idea

[00:34:16] I'm intensity against eating humans and cannibalism in general. I'm not I guess that's just the African warlord in me

[00:34:21] Listen you just you have to absorb my power

[00:34:26] You have to understand that this is because of my upbringing in the jungle

[00:34:33] Where the food was gas, but the enemies were not

[00:34:39] That's what everyone remembers about EDM mean is that he was eating people yeah, well a lot of them people yeah

[00:34:45] You think human tastes good

[00:34:47] No, yeah, I taste fucked up

[00:34:49] Maybe

[00:34:52] Mugabe people so did Kofi Annan

[00:34:57] Jonathan yeah

[00:34:59] Nondid yeah the guy that's playing the black

[00:35:03] That's how his voice is like that journalist named good night and good luck Jonathan

[00:35:11] Very good

[00:35:13] Um convict music

[00:35:20] A fat Nigerian president named good humor Jonathan

[00:35:24] Stop you can play him. We're gonna put you in black belly

[00:35:29] Is black belly racist of course no it's not I've only heard face yeah the face is the only racist way to do

[00:35:36] I was always you know anytime you watch like a bodybuilding competition. Yeah, that's black body

[00:35:40] Yeah, it's almost like like they're like that. I I'm not punching you

[00:35:51] You that's fucking away as close as I can get to doing blackface without actually doing it yeah

[00:35:57] It why do they do this for definition to fucking yeah?

[00:36:01] Yeah, it makes your you know the shadows or oil you up nicely shit. Yeah, your father has to oil you up

[00:36:07] Yeah

[00:36:09] Low low you look beautiful. You're the best there ever was low like some Michelangelo

[00:36:17] Louis you're the best there was kid let's become bodybuilders. How about yeah, you could be you could be Lou Ferrag no

[00:36:25] Lou Ferrag no, are you trying to say thank thank something like that?

[00:36:29] Yeah, Lou Adams Jew Ferrigno Jew Ferrigno very good. I'm cool for

[00:36:37] Nope, I'm cool for rich

[00:36:41] those

[00:36:42] Need for my friends anymore. I'm goo

[00:36:46] fuck

[00:36:47] So are we getting together with the three of us and

[00:36:51] ordering the

[00:36:52] Mayweather I'm gonna be in fucking Greece McGregor. How mad I am about that. We have to awesome

[00:36:58] We have to cheer on McGregor for defending a wide a beat him immediately. Yeah, well not immediately

[00:37:03] It's gonna be a boring fight probably. Yeah, it's gonna be a great technical fight like a tap tap tap tap guy

[00:37:07] He like follows the rule of the book. I'm up in the box. I'm a boxing man

[00:37:11] Yeah, it'll be like if you see the failure and heart was like I'm I'm a better driver

[00:37:18] Yeah, Michael Schumacher. Well not even a formula one guy was gonna say just put him in the ring with

[00:37:23] Oh, yeah, if I could beat the wall

[00:37:27] I told you you didn't beat the wall. I told you guys I was at red box at McDonald's and I met Floyd Mayweather

[00:37:33] No in Vegas. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he was at a red box

[00:37:37] He was that going into McDonald's because there was a red box in the McDonald's by my parents house

[00:37:41] Yeah, and there was like a yellow Lamborghini that pulls up and then these two like like pretty fat-butted

[00:37:48] Like Puerto Rican or Dominican girls like come out and then this just five foot five man

[00:37:55] And it was right after the Ricky hat and fight

[00:37:58] Oh, he fucked and he fucked hat and up and I guess I was like yeah

[00:38:01] It was after like sophomore year of college. I was home for like spring breaker winter break and that's that was a big fight

[00:38:06] Yeah, he's a great person. That's the thing about that thing about he's a humanitarian. He's a really good guy good husband

[00:38:13] Good father. Yeah, great father. Yeah, it sucks because it's like he's such a fucking piece of shit

[00:38:19] He's like he should be in jail. I mean Connor is like if he seems like a piece of shit, but he just seems like a troll

[00:38:25] I don't know it's that's Connor's cool. Do you can't fuck with Connor was like a plumber three years ago?

[00:38:30] No, listen, I fuck with Connor, but like what does he have to do with anything?

[00:38:34] It was calmer of every man ever met as a piece of shit. No, he like he likes like a rags to riches story

[00:38:40] I'm right so exactly. Yeah, that's cool. He found success in this new boy to everyone in the fucking foitin

[00:38:45] Yeah, but he did down to dance and called him a boy. Yeah, and then he said that's what he's like actually the race stuff didn't really hit

[00:38:53] That's a thing. He's like a comic

[00:38:55] That's what it's all been rose battling. Yeah. Yeah, he's like a good erosting him

[00:38:59] The funniest was what he was like he was like why are you wearing a backpack and a hat?

[00:39:04] You're wearing a school bag and a hat you look like a 15 year old brick dancer

[00:39:08] He's like why you wear why you wearing a school bag? You can't even read. Yeah, he gets so good

[00:39:14] Yeah, I should just let Joe Robinson make fun of both of them

[00:39:18] But then do you do you hear with Floyd's be better?

[00:39:20] Rode Floyd like got really pissed off that was just like you're a fig. Yeah, yeah, yeah

[00:39:26] Yeah, it's actually the whole tour with the roast battle around the world has actually turned me off of the whole thing

[00:39:34] No, it isn't this is the fucking energy and it's it's it's it's gross. Yeah, you've heard you brought it up

[00:39:41] And you're talking about it with a big-ass smile on your right you you don't want to enjoy

[00:39:45] You don't want to admit that you like it right because you want to be cool and I don't think it's a good bit to say to say the

[00:39:51] F word of course, I think that's bad

[00:39:54] Well, Connor's funny except for the racist shit

[00:39:56] They should get like Lewis J or Lisa Lampanelli to write for them, you know Connor's a better roast battle than most roast

[00:40:02] He is he's not bad. He's not bad. He's not better natural talent

[00:40:06] Yeah, if you just look at like him at every every press conference ever done

[00:40:10] He's always funnier than everyone else and he for the moment

[00:40:12] He's beaten everyone and he's only had like a tough fight with the Diaz

[00:40:15] Well, you saw that video that he really is of him like in training and he looks like shit

[00:40:19] Yeah, he's gonna lose low. He's just getting a case just cashing in. Yeah, I would get my shit split for a hundred

[00:40:25] Mill who cares is that how much is man? He's making a ton. I don't know what it is

[00:40:28] I think flow is probably making more of course. I mean the best. I mean just revisiting it the best is is

[00:40:34] When 50 was going out stick for a hundred million hundred percent a hundred million dollars

[00:40:41] Yeah, you're just gonna have to give them a little time to come up with the money

[00:40:46] Nice, you know, I do you miss interpreted the question. I was saying would you pay a hundred million dollars to suck a guy?

[00:40:53] Yeah, that's what I said you stole tops bit. That's a steal. That's a that joke

[00:40:57] That's not you stole it. That's a thief. I'm sticking up for you

[00:41:00] We find a word the same player fine. No, I would not pay a hundred million dollars. Well, you already said yes

[00:41:06] Yeah, you're on record. I would pay a hundred million

[00:41:09] You got me. What is it? You know, I was thinking about the other day boys. You remember when FedEx was federal Express. Yeah, I don't

[00:41:16] Okay

[00:41:18] Naim themselves that they're not federal at all

[00:41:22] They're private

[00:41:24] Private Express. I think that's why they had to change your name. Oh, it makes sense

[00:41:28] That makes sense like my old company American government

[00:41:37] Folks remember people's drugs became CVS really did it. Yep. I don't remember that. Oh, yeah, crown books

[00:41:46] What were they what do they know?

[00:41:48] Borders you remember boys. I do remember borders. It went out of business

[00:41:52] We had all these drugs, but they were bought by CVS. Yeah, hmm

[00:41:55] About all the way in reas now Walgreens or what you know a lot of stuff going on guys

[00:42:00] Well, companies used to be other companies. Yeah, it's crazy. What about a fuck?

[00:42:07] Hmm, there was a company. There was a place. I used to shop at East Point, but I remember what it was called

[00:42:13] She said he my city about

[00:42:23] Heck's how heck's

[00:42:26] But it's not that's not the one thinking oh, yeah

[00:42:31] Hex was good. Yeah, you got JC penny. They're still kicking baby. Mm-hmm. Macy's. That's a story original. Yeah

[00:42:37] The fucking original I love to go down to the the flagship macaroni grill you ever hear such a place

[00:42:45] Yeah, you were who's a girl in Macaroni?

[00:42:48] Oh

[00:42:49] It's just they let you know they got options. They let you draw on the table there. That's the fun part of Macaron

[00:42:55] I brought my own Sharpie last time I went so they don't stop you

[00:42:58] I

[00:43:00] Went to a fucking fancy restaurant not fancy, but this fucking great restaurant

[00:43:04] I try to come back restaurants where they have to have like

[00:43:09] anamorphic

[00:43:11] displays

[00:43:12] You know, are you thinking of like a jungle kind of rain forest cafe bugaboo Creek sort of thing

[00:43:19] I asked my parents to go there for my birthday one year rainforest cafe

[00:43:23] I remember going there rainforest cafe had a gorilla that would pound his chest at you nice

[00:43:27] It had like rainforest noises playing in the background. Yeah as you ate

[00:43:31] Dude, I imagine the food was any good. No, it sucked

[00:43:34] I remember I remember I want to go my whole childhood and then when I was like 16

[00:43:39] We went for like it was a family of friends. No, no, it was in Towson mall

[00:43:44] I think no and or some mall and when I was 16

[00:43:47] We went for like a family friends like birthday and I got all your childhood aspirations

[00:43:52] They're like eat a piece of fish every day

[00:43:54] You know I wanted to go you fucking bad

[00:44:01] I got there. It sucked. I thought you were like swinging from the vines and shit with gorillas

[00:44:07] I thought I was so fucking dumb

[00:44:09] I thought it was like a full immersive you eat in like a little tree hut and it was just a regular restaurant, dude

[00:44:15] Yeah, you just get a burger. Yeah, that's simpsons were

[00:44:18] Germans take over the power plant they say well mr. Simpson after all

[00:44:22] We are from the land of chocolate. Yeah

[00:44:26] Montage was going around

[00:44:29] Oh, I'm sorry you were saying something about chocolate

[00:44:33] Fuck yeah, I used to think

[00:44:36] That's me. I don't take that as a as an insult at all. I think it is a compliment

[00:44:40] Did you ever go to plan a game is bullshit candy wanted to

[00:44:43] Can't you just roll the dice then move now? Yeah, it sucks. How the fuck is that a successful?

[00:44:49] It's for dumb imagine being the guy that came up with that shit well you could play it at like two

[00:44:53] Yeah, that's the reason why it's you know successful, but that guy would that guy's a genius. Yeah, he is

[00:44:59] He's that everybody imagine the monopoly guy who came up with monopoly is like so many rules, you know fucking

[00:45:06] Poor and he's gone through two marriages. Yep. This wife is like Richard. You have to stop making this game

[00:45:13] Don't ever play it hotels houses

[00:45:17] utilities

[00:45:18] This sounds awful who will ever finish this game and no one no answer actually

[00:45:24] I didn't know how to play guys like oh, yeah

[00:45:26] You just roll the dice and then you move and there's some little dick-ass fucking yeah, Joe jelly bean guy is queer

[00:45:32] Yeah

[00:45:34] LGB liquorice liquorice G g g g g g g g g g g g g g yeah

[00:45:40] Fuck lick liquorice

[00:45:42] Gummy gummy bears gg. Oh yeah liquorice gummy bear trannies

[00:45:54] But it's a type of candy yeah, yeah, yeah, of course we're not Nick wouldn't say a slur

[00:45:59] It's a it's a nougat. It's a kind of nougat. Yeah

[00:46:03] How about that game sorry?

[00:46:05] Yeah, say a slur and then you apologize

[00:46:07] I

[00:46:11] Never understood how to play sorry. I think you just fuck your friends over and that's why the sorry

[00:46:16] Like you just was sorry the one with like the little thing you pop. Yeah, it's gonna pop thing. Yeah. Yeah

[00:46:22] I never played like a dice and so it's yachty's fun. It's yachty's like 17 dice right?

[00:46:27] Yeah, yeah, it's yachty's yach. No, it's like poker, but you play with dice. Yeah, that's right

[00:46:32] You have to assemble hands and then you score the hands. Okay. I'm in it's cool. Yeah

[00:46:38] We weren't a big board game family. No one understood what the fuck was happening

[00:46:42] Reasonably we have not believe but we never finished it

[00:46:45] Not really takes my fucking every word. I bet your family was proud of that game. Oh no more no bully

[00:46:51] one one town

[00:46:53] mono

[00:46:54] one bully

[00:46:56] City or town so I thought I meant many

[00:46:59] no

[00:47:01] mono so what's a what's a

[00:47:03] Polly

[00:47:05] Palopoly

[00:47:06] Palopoly. Yeah, let's start Palopoly and it's a game where you fuck everyone because you're poly

[00:47:11] It's a town of other people to fuck. Do you know that?

[00:47:15] Polyamorous that that means many that doesn't mean you fuck towns

[00:47:19] Yeah, you know your own language. No, I know I was a joke. I was making I said many towns with you

[00:47:25] I just be what are you talking about everyone knows you don't speak Greek. I could speak Greek. I speak Greek

[00:47:32] Food gets caught in your mouth and you start speaking. I'll say whatever you fucking piece you pretend you pretend

[00:47:37] It's another language

[00:47:39] You speak like a street Greek. No, I don't bitch first of all. You don't know any languages neither

[00:47:43] You dumb motherfuckers do I do

[00:47:46] Chinese you you sound Chinese very well. I'll give you that but you don't know John when what did you just say?

[00:47:52] I know Chinese

[00:47:54] Except only me. How about that bitch? I know Greek

[00:47:58] Next anything else or Adam in a pustis Adam is a slur for homosexual man

[00:48:05] Uh at Adam GG

[00:48:07] Oh Nico says Adam Gigi Shuh hen hen low no wait Adam Gigi Adam Gigi

[00:48:13] uh Adam Gigi

[00:48:15] shit hen

[00:48:18] Fuck what is small?

[00:48:20] I'm gonna fuck Adam's grandfather. Whoa yow hoes zai butong area codes

[00:48:28] How about this if a if a Greek listener is listening just just send us a message tell us how you think stops doing bitch

[00:48:37] What do you just I just said I'd fuck your grandfather. I have a feeling that you just made that up, dude

[00:48:41] I know farcee to I don't want to need these monos farcee. Yeah, I

[00:48:45] Will your mom's pussy

[00:48:47] Pussy stretcher and farcee my parents. He's like pimp

[00:48:53] Discussion Gandhi goose Gandhi goose is like the smell of a fart. Nice. You call us

[00:48:58] Friends going on yeah, yeah, yeah, Ronny and friends. So I was a black me the important ones. Did they have black BMW?

[00:49:06] No, I don't think so a lot of Persian people

[00:49:09] Deep-grink Cherokee. Oh and I worked with two Persian guys and neither of them at BMWs. No, okay

[00:49:14] Maybe it's LA Persian thing

[00:49:16] Probably

[00:49:19] What's it with what's what's it with the rugs is that the last thing you're allowed to call oriental?

[00:49:24] No, you can call you can call Chinese people

[00:49:30] They're from the Orient. Yeah, it's not talking about

[00:49:33] Agree did you hear that apparently you're not you're not supposed to fucking go

[00:49:39] Mike Francesca big yeah, oh that rocks. He's like oh, yo, nobody knows that I

[00:49:44] I'm just repeating what I saw on the

[00:49:49] MSNBC called chinks

[00:49:53] I'm sure report I was a B C rich about us that there's a supreme race on that. I said she's got a chinky mail

[00:49:59] There's a chink band right called the slants and that's why

[00:50:05] Listen, this is what I heard it's a I don't know band apparently a slant is a slur towards the chinks

[00:50:11] Which are allowed to say because I saw Lester Holt said it to me personally

[00:50:16] I was calling I was like so what are you? What are you? What are you like like?

[00:50:22] Like mixed to something

[00:50:25] You an oriental and he goes you can't call me that you have to call me Chink

[00:50:28] I'm pretty sure that's what he said anyway, so I'm receiving word that you cannot call them celestials on

[00:50:34] A radio program my my producers in my ear right now

[00:50:38] Celestials look I learned how to speak on the jersey turn fight. Yeah, that's why I was born and raised

[00:50:45] In the exit next to Elizabeth, New Jersey in a place where truckers commit hate crimes against each other's genitals

[00:50:52] God, I love sports radio dude. It is Chris Christie gonna be a sports radio. He's easy

[00:50:57] That's what they know the biggest piece of shit thing about him is that he's a cowboys fan

[00:51:01] He's a dude from New Jersey. That's a cowboys fan the governor of fucking because of Roy Rogers, dude

[00:51:07] They have two footballers into those curly fries

[00:51:17] Isn't he the wingstop guy now

[00:51:19] Is he is he I'm pretty sure you cross owns a bunch of wingstop Troy Eggman's like that

[00:51:23] Yeah, he's the wingstop spoke. I don't know that yeah

[00:51:26] It's great cuz he does the commercials and I remember there's one of them

[00:51:28] He's like I'm Troy Eggman. You might remember me as the wingstop spokesperson

[00:51:38] I think he had something like 20 concussions. Yeah, he got his shit. He had to retire because of the

[00:51:42] Yeah, it's it's amazing. He can speak. He's good. He's a good guy

[00:51:46] He's amazing that he could be gay with Joe Butler guy. Yeah. Yeah, like he should with that many that many concuss keep called a game

[00:51:53] The gay this boys book. Yeah, skips a piece of shit. Yeah, we're to this pizza soon boys. We do

[00:51:59] No, please try to be a warrior after this. I can do that. Yeah, I got John Wick to

[00:52:05] Which I will review on the next I don't like that scene the industrial rock scene like wait

[00:52:10] Did you see John Wick to I did yeah? Oh, I haven't seen it. I saw it recently

[00:52:14] Well, then not as good as John, but pretty fuck. We'll watch one of the other movies. I've purchased

[00:52:20] What else we got I don't know the revenue

[00:52:24] Not a very good movie, but it looks good actually short. Yeah, yeah, I should I see the second half a revenue

[00:52:30] It's so fucking long. You know what pissed me off about regga revenue. Yeah, go off

[00:52:34] He had boogers in his beard the whole time. It's just wipe your face. I know you're in the

[00:52:40] White just wipe your face. Just wipe your face. He's in pain. He's got fucking doesn't even feel the boogers

[00:52:46] He got probably frozen your face. He doesn't feel it. He's guys fucking in trails hanging out the boogers bug me

[00:52:52] But fucking bear cock I can pay attention that whole movie because he had boogers on his face

[00:52:57] That's a stupid as fucking wipe your face Leah. This is stupid as fucking

[00:53:02] I just I just shallows and life those came free with the

[00:53:07] One with more

[00:53:13] Murphy movies

[00:53:14] Go a bow finger doesn't he fuck like the wolf booger is a

[00:53:19] hilarious movie, huh? I like both finger so funny the scene where he's right across the fucking

[00:53:25] Really good so so good. I think it's a really good movie and they had the right isn't Heather Graham in it so fun

[00:53:31] And she like she's a tent guys. You got to do more jokes on the show. Okay. We can't the bit can't always be that we're just

[00:53:37] Set a movie is good. I I you know

[00:53:40] It's funny when we do it with stores and we named yeah, yeah, you're right. All right

[00:53:45] That was funny first, right? We get three of those in episode

[00:53:47] I think you need to dictate the conversation. I agree. Oh, you know what happened to me in New Orleans

[00:53:52] I went to like a I went like a lube jockstrap wrestling thing like with the drag queens hosted and shit and

[00:53:59] You know supposed to be like a fun time with jockstrap wrestling. What the fuck is that?

[00:54:03] There's people there's fucking people right there in the name Adam. What do you mean? What is that? It was fun

[00:54:08] Is it hot chicks there was chicks and dudes. Oh, yeah, it was a nice mix

[00:54:12] Yeah, it what I didn't think it was gonna be a gay event for some reason and it clearly is though

[00:54:18] Yeah, well pretty much all events are gay. Yeah, sure anything that's been planned ahead of time is a gay thing

[00:54:24] Yeah, I'll tell you what real men do. Yes, this is good. You know the talk about stores. Hey, they go somewhere

[00:54:29] We should fucking say a thing to each other a couple of racial slurs over here

[00:54:33] Mm-hmm people oriental. That's right my friends. You don't know what he bad

[00:54:37] That was we forgot about that heat we threw a lot of

[00:54:43] Yeah

[00:54:49] I heard it in the report on episode you see but so this guy this this dude in front of me

[00:54:54] This like little guy with in front of me. It was like a beard and shit kept

[00:54:57] Uh kept trying to grab my cock. He kept being he kept being like he kept trying to jerk me off over my pants

[00:55:03] He was like come to my house and I was like, uh, no, thanks, man

[00:55:06] I'm all set, you know, which felt nice, you know to be sexually not me

[00:55:10] I would have fucking flipped out and beaten him to death really there in the middle middle of that place

[00:55:15] Little of a gate. I would have a blacked out gone into a very defensive

[00:55:22] Beaten that man into a bloody mess from locking your secret desires

[00:55:26] the top of my lungs

[00:55:28] like

[00:55:30] Completely normal reaction

[00:55:34] Anyway, so he he eventually stopped he wasn't too happy, but then he was being kind of a dick to me

[00:55:44] But then he just saw a different fat guy and he started jerking him off in the bar in the

[00:55:50] Like right in front of me

[00:55:52] I just looked at some fat guy get the hand job that was supposed to be for me, and then they just went to like it was supposed to be

[00:56:00] That when somebody fucking plays a slot machine

[00:56:05] And then they just like disappeared into like a room I guess and fucked but there weren't that many rooms

[00:56:10] There's like a courtyard out back. So I don't know he probably got a stick

[00:56:13] New Orleans rules. It was awesome. What a great city

[00:56:16] I was getting off my plane this morning and you know how like everybody pulls their phone out

[00:56:21] And I just like they first have service again

[00:56:23] So yeah, they pull out you do that thing where you look at everyone else's phone and yeah into their lives

[00:56:28] And you know pretend you're somebody else of course and there's a old man sitting in front of me like this old

[00:56:34] Astute and he pulls his phone out and the first thing he checks is the Dilbert newsletter

[00:56:39] Right to the Dilbert

[00:56:46] The new Dilbert

[00:56:49] Well, it's not like Scott Adams doing like

[00:56:52] No, it was like here's the new Dilbert news

[00:56:57] This while you're in the air dude, I love the way old guys use their phone or old people like what they're tired my fucking

[00:57:04] Godfathering right when that's a whole screen is like zoomed 9,000 percent. Yes. Yes. Yes, dude

[00:57:11] I went to my fucking godfather greasy still had a flip phone. I went two years ago

[00:57:14] He had four pictures on his phone

[00:57:17] Two were fish he caught one were like his bees

[00:57:20] He's a beekeeper and the third was a grainy ass zoomed in

[00:57:25] Legally taking photo of two women with their tits

[00:57:28] On the beach

[00:57:32] Grandpa's computer is the funniest shit in the world

[00:57:34] It's like first of all the start button is like half the screen

[00:57:38] And then the rest of it is all these overlapping icons because he doesn't know how to use his desk

[00:57:43] Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then he uses Walmart connect to dial up internet

[00:57:48] I

[00:57:54] Don't get this Walmart before that he had ariles video internet. Oh, I remember ariles

[00:58:00] That he's still had until like

[00:58:03] 2011

[00:58:04] They went out of business like

[00:58:07] 1997 and he somehow still had ariles that shit was like for farms. It was like satellite internet or some shit

[00:58:13] Yeah, yeah, they they still have those there's like all these weird

[00:58:17] I used to work in a call center and like the better you got at your job. They would just add you to other companies

[00:58:24] and the but like

[00:58:26] They didn't tell you they were gonna add you to those companies

[00:58:29] So you would just get a call and the the screen would say like V so L like internet services. Mm-hmm. They're like, uh, thanks for calling

[00:58:37] V so L

[00:58:39] And services technical support out may I help you they're like, yeah, I'm out here in and Katie and I have the satellite

[00:58:49] Adjusted according to what it says in the manual, but I'm not getting any downstream on on the coaxial connection

[00:58:57] I'm like I'm fucking know what you're talking about dude. Sorry. Yeah, you know click

[00:59:03] Of course you just say click and then people think you hung up click. Did you have no ability to actually hang up on them?

[00:59:09] Really? No, that's not true

[00:59:11] Do that job sucks so much there was this fucking guy

[00:59:15] That me and Norman knew that worked there that I wasn't really friends with him or anything, but

[00:59:21] He started working from home and then eventually he got fired from the job

[00:59:25] And I was like, how did you get fired and he was like, oh well, I would log in in the morning and then just like leave

[00:59:32] And he did it for like six months hell his moment just rang and he just would never pick it up

[00:59:39] It took them say they just collected a paycheck good for him. Yeah getting like seven hundred dollars over two weeks to just do nothing

[00:59:47] I mean I sort of did that at the fucking law firm. I worked for but nothing to that extreme degree

[00:59:51] Yeah, you're just literally not people's homes. I was not I was actually kind of like Robin Hood

[00:59:57] I was a stumbling block in the people's homes

[01:00:00] No, I just didn't help the rich by being a horrible employee

[01:00:06] That's what I did. That's cool. I didn't do it. It was all of your pants look like Tights

[01:00:12] Yeah

[01:00:14] Cuz I made fucking business pants. It's like fucking a leotard

[01:00:18] Dude, that was the fucking

[01:00:20] Why are you wearing yoga pants?

[01:00:24] These are dockers

[01:00:26] He's under a blanket

[01:00:30] Vehicle yeah, I just tied two snuggies together. That was the only thing I could fit into at that point in my life

[01:00:36] Why are you wearing such tight clothes? He's literally inside of a bus

[01:00:41] He's right around in the bus my stomach coming out of the fucking window

[01:00:47] Yeah, it looks like somebody dropped a grand's role

[01:00:49] Oh fuck you would never fat in your life on middle school. I was chubby

[01:00:54] But like like a bit like I know belly chub get out of here

[01:00:58] But your stomach on your legs while you shit. No, that's a fat. That's a fact

[01:01:03] I come from a skinny family like my dad just got a belly at like sixty five. Yeah, I did too

[01:01:09] Yeah, my family. I just like kind of go to this wedding everyone my family is like in great shape

[01:01:13] They're all tall as shit

[01:01:15] I just love going to the beach. I let you know I could be you don't got to be tall to go to the beach, baby

[01:01:21] I love that's right dude. We gotta start going I am tall though

[01:01:24] I went to the beach a bunch while you guys were out of time

[01:01:26] I mean they're like, you know, no, I know actually a lot of them are like kind of fat now

[01:01:30] But that's because none of them have ever I don't think they do and none of them exercise right right right?

[01:01:35] They're always just in shape right right right?

[01:01:36] People there like they get to just be in shape until they're like

[01:01:40] 37 right and get a bit of a paunch and they don't know what to do about it. Yeah those people

[01:01:45] There was this fucking asshole this old greek guy who was like would brag about he's like still wearing the same jeans from high school

[01:01:52] 32 and there was just an enormous just

[01:01:55] Circular pot belly right above his waist. It's like you're going to die

[01:02:00] Worse than being like just a little fatter. Oh, you're like alcohol a gut. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're like yeah

[01:02:07] I'm still smelt. Yeah, it's like they've been drinking fucking johnny Walker and oh my getting all the way in all of your

[01:02:14] calories from plastic bottle dark liquor

[01:02:18] For the last 30 years and just hamburger you go out to Brighton Beach

[01:02:23] There's those Russian guys that have that those exact proportions that just go out every day in tan

[01:02:28] And they're like at this point like they look like grimace. They're all purple. They're so fucking tan

[01:02:33] I was there with my friend a couple weeks ago. He just kept saying they're the worst kind of white there the worst kind of white

[01:02:38] What tan no no

[01:02:40] I

[01:02:42] Tell you that right there. That is the worst kind of white

[01:02:45] When you're far you're not wide enough

[01:02:47] You gotta be lighter than that the way I like it man. I'm trying to get so serious, dude

[01:02:52] We gotta go down to Brighton Beach. I'm taking a different country to what disrespect Russian people

[01:02:58] Dude, go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Wait until you get fucking murk to just

[01:03:01] Giggling like a little fucking little fairy. It's starting some eastern promises, dude

[01:03:06] He just cuts out of you. We know we see scars

[01:03:10] At the Schmitt's in the East Village. There's like mad eastern promised tattoo dudes down there and they're fucking like dude

[01:03:17] Adi act and scary. We got it. We gotta get those well

[01:03:20] We already talked about it the other one, but we got to get those prison bitch tattoos for you the Russian prison bitch tattoos

[01:03:25] Yeah, I mean an otticle story. You already have you already have no you don't get the nautical stars you get the cat eyes on the wall

[01:03:31] But yeah, what's cat eyes again? That means the well they what they do?

[01:03:34] I guess I see everything tell me I didn't explain it on the last one

[01:03:37] They put they put eyes over the guys lower back

[01:03:40] So when he gets fucked in the ass in jail, it looks like a woman's face

[01:03:47] So it looks like they're face fucking

[01:03:51] Yeah, a woman with a with a 22 inch wide face

[01:03:58] That's very big cheeks on that woman

[01:04:00] That's that's Adam's role. I don't think it's funny. They stole our election guys. That's so true, man. Yeah, it's so true. There's

[01:04:11] Anyway, but they keep finding more and more Russians. Did you see this?

[01:04:15] Did you see the Donald Trump had a secret meeting with Vladimir Putin a G20?

[01:04:19] Yeah, there's no record of this meeting

[01:04:22] I can only imagine what they talked about in that meeting probably uh

[01:04:26] An illegal conspiracy probably gay sex. Yeah, they had gay sex with each other. You know, I heard Donald Trump was uh

[01:04:34] Uh during the Benghazi attacks having gay sex

[01:04:39] Yeah, it's right. You be on Democratic conspiracy

[01:04:42] The Democratic the Democratic Party has just absolutely lost it recently. Yeah, this Russia shit

[01:04:48] Whatever, we don't I mean you did too. You kind of lost it when you were freaking out about it and being a little girl about you

[01:04:54] Did text the threat a bunch. No, I it was it was about the phishing emails, but

[01:05:00] Apparently we I don't know we don't know anything about that. There's no evidence

[01:05:05] There's no evidence of is that anything happened because of it. Oh, yeah

[01:05:12] Well, if anything happened the most likely thing is that some business shit with Jared or yeah, but I mean

[01:05:17] Yeah, they're probably making yeah, there's fucking someone somehow to make a lot

[01:05:21] But it's not about pee pee and like all this stuff that these fucking might be a democrats think maybe got pissed on man

[01:05:27] I mean if you got pissed on I would respect him. Yeah, I wouldn't kink shame him. I would not kink shame him. You know for a show

[01:05:34] Um kink shame him in a wood

[01:05:36] Yeah, I would be upset that I voted for him if I found out

[01:05:41] If I found out that he stayed in hotels in russia and didn't

[01:05:44] Did weird sex stuff like make prostitutes pee on a bed to disrespect obama

[01:05:52] Is that the reasoning he had them call him obama while they

[01:05:55] P I loved that there was shit in there that was like he then he took a dump and he pulled pointed at one of the turds

[01:06:01] And he was like look that's obama because it's brown that one's the that was in the dossier. Yeah, it was

[01:06:08] People are taking it seriously. Yeah, it was like clearly written by four

[01:06:11] Didn't didn't a bunch of russian guys got those four channel

[01:06:15] Everyone said gottors

[01:06:18] Lied and took credit for it and i'm sure they did but i'm going to propagate that lie

[01:06:24] Because it's funny it is funny if if four chain got away with that

[01:06:29] That's really funny. I thought they killed they were killing a lot of russian diplomats for a sec

[01:06:33] Yeah, but a lot of the times when they kill someone it's not like exactly poutine

[01:06:37] It's like someone trying to impress him and then he'll take credit for it. Like oh, yes, this was my plan

[01:06:42] A lot of people getting gott is fucked up. Yeah, like journalists and political opponents

[01:06:47] No and like and it people in their

[01:06:49] But he their got their country is a lot more like fucked up than the democrats or people like give them credit for

[01:06:56] uh like if

[01:06:58] There's like a lot of these like

[01:07:00] Killings that are like done by people trying to like get into his inner circle, but not necessarily him

[01:07:05] I mean he did bomb apartment complexes. He and killed like mad russian citizens. He did. Yeah. Well, i mean blame it on the chest

[01:07:13] Yeah, yeah, I mean that that bombing is like

[01:07:16] it's

[01:07:18] Still conspiracy. I mean, it's it's like a lot of fucking evidence that makes it seem like that's what the case is

[01:07:24] So he doesn't allow a little 9-11s. He doesn't allow a little little 9-11s

[01:07:29] apartment bombing it's like

[01:07:31] Uh, uh, there was one building that did blow up and there's another one where the bomb didn't blow up

[01:07:36] Yeah, bomb was made out of rdx and there was like fsb radio chatter at the time and like people saw two

[01:07:42] like agents leaving and like rdx like only the military has access. Oh shit

[01:07:48] So but that like justified the second session in war, but it's it's not

[01:07:53] It's not like proven that he you know, I probably did

[01:07:56] I think Putin is innocent of all of these he seems like a damn supervillain that that he got his snatched up Georgia

[01:08:02] He's probably the only democrat country Putin is to be trusted

[01:08:08] Putin is like likely the richest guy in the world because we don't know how much money has

[01:08:13] Really? Yeah, it's a clip talk according to the front line documentary that me and Adam both watched. Yeah. Yeah, that's literally

[01:08:19] Yeah, yeah, it was something. I think we watched it together actually. No, I would never watch something with you

[01:08:24] We watched the fall this time. No, I would never

[01:08:27] Never in my life. You asked him on the podcast watch John Wick 20 minutes ago. No, I said did you see John?

[01:08:42] Do any such thing my plan was to wear my Panama hat by myself in the dark

[01:08:48] Yeah, you are looking fresh dude. Dude. Hell yeah

[01:08:51] No, I got that suit for that wedding and I'm glad you know because I I almost spent the $800 on that Hugo Boss

[01:08:56] Suit and then I just paid $80 a target and now that suit is destroyed because I I smoked three cigars before bed and then fell

[01:09:04] Oh, yeah, you're a cigar guy now, dude. No, only on vacation. Nah, you're a cigar guy. I mean, I would have got the taste

[01:09:11] Yeah, they call me. They call me Chuckie Monte Cristo

[01:09:14] Yeah, we smoke Sammy Coeba. Oh, Coeba little Romeo. You leetah. Yeah

[01:09:24] Yeah

[01:09:27] That's good. Thanks, man. Uh, yeah, I speak Spanish too. Garcia, you vegas those are nice

[01:09:34] You're having one of those you ever have an al Capone cognac? You ever have a duchemas tara?

[01:09:40] That's my favorite shit the al Capone cigar. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, what kind of fucking dipshit?

[01:09:46] Uh, uh, bus station goon you have to be what kind of blunsted you guys

[01:09:50] Let me get the al Capone cigar rolled owls. What about your grape duches?

[01:09:55] Everybody always bought duches, but yeah, I never learned how to roll a blunt. We used to roll swishers

[01:10:00] I think that was like a west coast. Yeah, swisher swish your swish sometime too. Yeah. Yeah, yeah

[01:10:04] Yeah, I was never a blunt guy. I didn't even know how to roll a joint until I was like 20

[01:10:07] I'd like teach myself with shitty weed. I still can't I what I used to do real pretty good

[01:10:12] So what I started rolling cigarettes. I got good rolling cigarettes and I can't roll shit, dude

[01:10:16] I got really fucking good. I can do that while driving. Yeah, well, I can do it while fucking your mom nice. Do it

[01:10:23] Yeah, I can do it actually I changed my mind. Where am I said I couldn't I actually can while fucking both your mom's in driving a motorcycle

[01:10:28] Nick's mom too. Yes

[01:10:30] What's her name?

[01:10:32] Collette

[01:10:33] Yeah, I don't say Collette's name on the podcast

[01:10:35] My fucking my black mom

[01:10:41] Molyne

[01:10:45] Kletch Johnson my middle-aged black mom

[01:10:48] Don't you be bringing none of that nonsense in here. I thought your mom's name was miss Yvette

[01:10:53] Yeah, it is the original miss damn she thick

[01:10:58] What's you're talking about on that radio show

[01:11:01] Did your family did you tell your family at this wedding about cumtown? Did that come up?

[01:11:08] No, I got in trouble for some shit. I said

[01:11:10] Oh, you should talk about your family more than yeah, well, I mean my response was like

[01:11:15] I think I literally just said to my mom uh unless you could tell me specifically what I said

[01:11:20] Don't bother me with this bullshit

[01:11:24] Yes lighting your own mother

[01:11:26] Shit

[01:11:28] She was like you said something about this or that or whatever and like you shouldn't fucking say things about your family and public or whatever

[01:11:36] Now it's like tell me what I said that

[01:11:39] Why don't you tell me exactly what I said?

[01:11:41] Because if you can't do that then you fuck up. Oh fuck. That's one step above. Why were you looking at my phone?

[01:11:48] Yeah, I'm like I'm a good son. I'm definitely my family loves to

[01:11:52] Put up with me and tolerate when you're around distance. Yeah

[01:11:58] Damn, get it. They really do have to like it is funny. I can see that they have to like

[01:12:03] Just sort of tolerate the mood changes. Do they know the name cumtown? Uh, yeah, of course

[01:12:09] Yeah, my family what about your your idea my mom is a last family. Oh, it's no

[01:12:13] I just think you have radio show did I tell you guys? Well when I went home. I went I fucking uh

[01:12:19] I was giving my dad a little back rub, you know, I could tell I could tell him English

[01:12:23] I could tell my dad, you know, he's had a rough day and he was like, yeah, I need to go it was me and my mom

[01:12:28] And he's like, oh, that's a good massage. You know what kind of massage I really need that Chinese massage where they do the good good

[01:12:36] Man after my own and then and then my dad was like if you ever gotten that good Chinese massage to me

[01:12:42] And I was like no and my mom was like, yeah, right

[01:12:45] I was convinced I go get beaten off by fucking sex slaves, which I don't only you do Adam

[01:12:53] So yeah, my mom my own mother wouldn't believe I don't participate in the sex economy

[01:12:59] That breaks my heart

[01:13:01] You think your mom thinks you fuck prostitutes? No

[01:13:04] See the irony. I don't fuck prostitues actively. Yeah. Well, I'm very upfront and brave about my experiences with sex

[01:13:12] Adam, you know, you are you just we are the sum of our actions my friend

[01:13:16] You can say whatever you want, but your actions speak louder

[01:13:21] Some of my actions is humanitarian show don't tell good friend

[01:13:25] And and overall sweetie pie. Absolutely not. Yeah, that's why I want to like

[01:13:29] One of these days save a baby from choking or something

[01:13:33] Yeah

[01:13:34] And that way I can do whatever the fuck I want because nobody can say shit

[01:13:36] Yeah, you've earned it. Yeah, you've earned a couple hate crimes. What's the most heroic thing you've guys done? I?

[01:13:42] Beat up a bully when I was a little kid was he bullying you or was he bullying someone else?

[01:13:48] Bullying someone else. Oh, that's good hopped on his back. Choked his ass. You just sat on him

[01:13:52] He was fat as shit. He was the only kid in the school father than me

[01:13:56] Yeah, well done dude game recognized game, but yeah, so the minor fat the smaller fat guy

[01:14:02] You know I just honor I did it for honor. That's cool honor and glory

[01:14:06] Nick have you ever done anything courageous or honorable? Uh, I mean everything I'm just a naturally brave individual

[01:14:13] So you write a lot of rollercoaster

[01:14:19] Dude I live by a code and that code is fucking

[01:14:22] Never take shit from nobody. That's a good code. Especially, you know people smaller than me

[01:14:29] I especially women yeah, in volence people a handicap people

[01:14:39] You know, I don't think I've ever actually done anything courageous

[01:14:43] Um, what do you mean by courageous like something? I mean like I'll fucking

[01:14:48] You know, I'm I'd say I'm pretty charitable and generous. Yeah, but I'm not like, you know, I wouldn't fucking

[01:14:54] Pretty generous with my cock. Yeah, I wouldn't like pull somebody out of a well. I guess I've never been in that situation. So who knows? Yeah

[01:15:03] I wonder if I have I'm not sure if you've done anything. I think one time I was at Disneyland and my sister was like

[01:15:10] Six or something. I was like 10 and my uncle was like swinging her around by her ankles

[01:15:15] And then she slipped and I think I grabbed her. I think she would hit her head on the

[01:15:19] That's been retarded. That's just reflexes. What do you think I say? I'm what we gonna do?

[01:15:25] Let your sister fucking hit the that's a funny story your your brain concocted the makeup for what actually happened with your uncle in the dressing room

[01:15:34] We're in the line for teethops. I remember and then I saved her and that's what happened

[01:15:41] You're gonna fucking like get a whiff of like

[01:15:44] Aquanette or something one day

[01:15:46] And you're gonna have a flashback

[01:15:50] My sister wasn't even there what I think she was

[01:15:56] You have to fucking leave your Chinese jerk off dead

[01:16:01] It's immediately call all nine of your therapists that you're given for each candle on your precious candelabra

[01:16:08] The candelabra the juice is a lot more therapists

[01:16:17] Analysts please use the proper Jewish term. Yeah, it is an analyst. What's the story?

[01:16:22] Honega some lamp burned for eight days some shit like that. Is it no no? It was like no

[01:16:27] It was the Greek. Well, there should be a myth busters about the greeks. No the stoves come in

[01:16:31] I'm the mustache guy and this is fuck you Honega

[01:16:34] Is that picture that mustache guys asshole real what

[01:16:39] What the picture of the myth busters guys. Yeah, is that real? I don't know maybe

[01:16:46] Your websites. I mean it's been around seen around which one the mustache guy. Yeah, he's like holding his asshole

[01:16:52] Is he still wearing the hat? I don't think so wait you a goat see

[01:16:56] No, yeah, goat see is

[01:16:58] Is

[01:17:04] There's like a new myth busters like I guess it's a comedy guy that does it adding Adam ruins everything

[01:17:10] Yeah, it's like a myth busture that was the original name of this podcast

[01:17:15] That's really good. Yeah, well, yeah, I don't know man. I like yeah, I've seen that show

[01:17:23] I was a lot like like bullshit like pen and tellers bullshit. Mm, which was is it funny?

[01:17:30] What is he is stand out the libertarian views which is what I like favorite my favorite bullshit episode was the one

[01:17:37] recycling

[01:17:40] I think some recycling medicine for the poor is bullshit

[01:17:45] I think paper recycling's you could be like glasses. Maybe not good. Whatever man who cares

[01:17:50] You should you be better is a pen and Keller and it's Helen Keller

[01:17:55] And she's just screaming with a bunch of arrows sticking out. I would I would like tell her and Keller

[01:18:00] Get pen the fuck out of there. That's you guys trying to get that

[01:18:10] That's how I imagine Helen Keller and he's just making an exasperated Taylor face. Mm-hmm

[01:18:15] I wonder what noise is Helen Keller made

[01:18:17] Oh

[01:18:19] She was doing yeah, I guarantee you Adam would take it sexual advantage. Helen Keller

[01:18:24] No, he would go what she's not retarded

[01:18:28] She's got the same mental capacity as the rest of them actually a greater mental capacity in my opinion

[01:18:36] It ain't about that mental capacity about that Keller who she got guys. I have a new girlfriend

[01:18:41] Yeah, she's really cool. She's deaf and blind and a socialist

[01:18:45] Yeah

[01:18:47] Was Ella Keller asexual? Yeah, that's why you don't hear about her. She's actually a communist

[01:18:51] You don't hear about her. Don't let I was doing a stand-up bit for a while a couple years ago about how like

[01:18:56] Feminists do kind of have a point about how you don't really learn about women in history because like my knowledge of

[01:19:02] It's like I think about like Helen. I would confuse Helen Keller and Anne Frank and it's like because those are the only two

[01:19:09] Yeah

[01:19:11] Well, here's all the men in history. Oh, I guess we got cramps of women there. It's like

[01:19:16] Is dead girl and uh, oh, yeah, some dumb bitch. You couldn't see you

[01:19:21] Something but those are the most important women

[01:19:27] Uh fuck yeah, yeah, Harry Tubman and Amelia are the only other ones probably yeah, Harry Tubman does rule legit

[01:19:34] I could you I asked wait was Harry Tubman a different woman than Sirjourner truth or were they the same woman?

[01:19:40] Yeah, they just your inner truth was the uh, they just did the same thing. She was a suffragist. Oh, she was she was

[01:19:47] Someone was you was bad truth was like a black voter in person. Oh, I think and harry at Tubman

[01:19:54] Uh, I thought she was just a free and slanted the MTA. She was the first black woman to work at the MTA

[01:20:01] She invented being rude to customers

[01:20:04] Are there are there trained guys that are a very tough it was the first woman to say sir

[01:20:09] That is not my job

[01:20:12] That's actually how slavery ended

[01:20:15] Is there a thought that is not my job

[01:20:23] Oh, fuck some southern dandy and to be like what pardon me?

[01:20:27] Sir, that is not my problem

[01:20:31] I don't know I know how to deal with this

[01:20:33] Do you have a super vase I can talk to sir we closed I'm all right

[01:20:41] Ah, fuck it's really good. That's beautiful. Yeah, well, I think that ought to do it for us. Yeah, we got it. Where did that pizza?

[01:20:48] All right. Good night folks. Oh wait, uh, oh, yeah funny moms is monday

[01:20:54] Oh this upcoming monday. Shouts out to all the convoys in New Orleans. My man. I think Paul sold me. I already did the show

[01:21:00] Huh?

[01:21:01] Why are you plugging to show you saying shout out there when we came out?

[01:21:03] No, you should have done that at the beginning. This is not the shout out section. Why not?

[01:21:08] Shout out some plug should go at the end. No, they should. Yes, they should what you want to start to show with shout out some plugs

[01:21:13] Yeah, that's how the profette this are the pros over at uh

[01:21:17] Guys we fuck do it. The show starts off with 97 minutes of uh

[01:21:22] sponsor messages. Why are you calling them pros? I'll do plugs because they make

[01:21:26] $300 million. Yeah, they're rich as hell. They're like top 10 other pro is anyone who makes more money than me

[01:21:33] I thought a mature is your mom. Ha ha ha

[01:21:38] If I she gets fucked on camera. All right. Well the upcoming one. What is that the 24th?

[01:21:44] Yo, I heard Adam's mom gets fucked on DVD

[01:21:48] Are you can see her get bitch get fucked on on DVD r

[01:21:51] Yeah the 24th come to the show. Thanks guys. Bye